OOWF Show Before a PPV - 10/11/04

[mooseheadjack]

(We are backstage with Moosehead Jack and Sydney Shale.)

Sydney Shale: I'm not sure I like what you're planning here with Grunt.

Moosehead Jack: Why? Because you want him to keep having to pretend he's a RETARD? To act foolish for little children to LAUGH at him? To continue to be a SIDESHOW? I'm going to take him into my world....where there is no laughter....only pain.

Sydney: I don't understand...

(L.J. Bennett steps out from behind the curtain.)

L.J. Bennett: But I do. Grunt will be better off this way....and this way didn't just happen by coincidence....no, it happens this way, because I can AFFORD it!

PA: BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG!

("Sort This Out" by New Found Glory plays over the PA System as the slightly-better-than-last-week-but-not-yet-impressive pyro goes off.)

JP: Welcome fans, to OOWF "Show Before A Pay-Per-View"! We are LIVE from the OO-Rena, because OOBACKLASH isn't there this week!

Razz: True enough! And TONIGHT, we'll be forming some artifically made feuds for the shallow reasoning that we want you to buy our Pay-Per-View! And here comes the shallowest of them all, our GM Ecosystem!

(Ecosystem paces around the ring with a microphone, as the crowd showers him with a "Hometown Loser" chant.)

Eco: Well, well, well, it seems you all saw my match last week against Hellion. You know what? That loss DOESN'T MATTER! (What?) Doesn't count! (What?) Pointless! (What?) Stupid! (What?) Worthless to watch! (What?) What matters is that I'm still in the tournament. In fact, my match with Microplay is up next. But first, I have to lay down the law on this tournament.

The first match for this Pay-Per-View will be Underdawg (Pop) taking on Hardbody Harris (Even bigger pop). Now, I noticed that Corax was taking on Outback Jack and Hellion taking on Blade. BOR-ING! You guys don't need three tournament matches tonight. So since Hellion and Corax are a tag team, they will be taking on Outback Jack and Blade tonight in a "two-for-one" match. The losing team will get thrown into a tag title three way at the Pay Per View with two other teams I see fit.

Now you're probably wondering-How do we set up a Pay-Per-View tournament with 5 people? Well, in the interest of fairness, since I'm sure tonight's match will be GRUELING, I-I mean, Microplay or I-will get a bye into the finals! How does that sound? (Crowd boos) Well, screw you!

Ecosystem vs. Microplay

Ecosystem holds off Microplay for a little, flipping around and breaking holds. Microplay stops a rally of the ropes with a boot to the gut. Microplay knees Ecosystem down into the mat and goes to the top rope. Eco gets up as Microplay jumps, but he still gets caught in the face with a Super Splash Elbow. Eco starts to bleed from his nose as he nails Micro with a few right hands, and when he hops up to the top rope for a moonsault, he loses his bearings. Microplay takes advantage with a quick Falling Electric Chair and gets the quick pinfall.

Winner-Microplay.

After the match, the white hooded figure comes out from under the ring. He clotheslines Microplay, knocking him out. Eco stares at the big monster as he gets up, then simply rolls out of the ring. The figure stands in the ring, and leaves after a few moments.

Razz: Did Ecosystem hire a Klansman or something? He's not Calvin Caucasian Cool!

JP: You mean Calvin Coolidge.

Blackdragon vs. Canadian Dragon vs. Concrete Takaken Gryfon
-#1 Contender To The Intercotinental Title Match.

Johnny Adrenaline comes out, decked in a striped vest and adorned with Intercontinental Title Belt. The bell rings, and it's ON!

The dragons and the gryfon get together with a three-way lock up. Canadian and Takaken remove Black Dragon from the lock-up by double power, but Black Dragon nails them both with a split-legged dropkick. Black Dragon hops up and flips onto both competitors with a Descending Dragon. Black Dragon goes for the cover, but Takaken (who just got the legs to the gut) kicks out, breaking up the other cover in the process. Black Dragon begins stomping on ConcreteTG, but Canadian Dragon rolls Black Dragon up. Johnny kicks the rollup over so Black Dragon is on top, then gets to a two-count before Canadian kicks out.

JP: That wasn't right at all!

Canadian glares at Johnny, who just gives a "Hey, wasn't me". Black Dragon pulls out Canadian's leg to attempt an Dragonlock, but Concrete appears with a bulldog to Black Dragon. Concrete goes for a quick cover, but Johnny refuses to count. Concrete and Johnny get into a shoving match, which ends when Takaken ducks a clothesline from Black Dragon who nails Canadian Dragon and Johnny Adrenaline, knocking them out of the ring. When he realizes his mistake, Black is trapped in a Scaffold, which he taps out to after a few moments. The bellkeeper rings the bell without any signal from Johnny.

Winner-"Concrete" Takaken Gryfon.

Takaken poses with Johnny's belt atop the turnbuckle, staring down at the angry champion. Blackdragon pushes Gryfon off the top rope to the floor below in a fit of anger, at which time Johnny takes his title back and runs. Canadian Dragon and Black Dragon get into a fistfight after the match, with both of them getting knocked down once. Black Dragon rolls out of the ring and Canadian Dragon gives chase. They both climb onto the announcers' table.

JP and Razz: HEY! GET OFF!

JP and Razz push the Dragons off, just as security comes out to seperate the two and bring them backstage. We see the cloaked man from before on the monitor taking notes, and then we cut back to the security removal.

JP: Now let's do an uncomfortable segway into the....

QUARTER-DOLLAR HOOKER SEARCH~!

Brad "The Biscuit" Smolye is out with Maria, Tamika, and Ayaka.

Brad: Ladies and gentlemen....well, our target audience here is mostly gentlemen...it is time for the second round of the QUARTER-DOLLAR HOOKER SEARCH! Now this round will be decided by CATFIGHT! Which is the only thing so far that resembles WRESTLING! Take THAT, WWFE!

The bell rings, and Tamkia and Ayaka immediately begin to claw into each other. Maria tries to jump on top, but Ayaka nails her in the stomach with a kick. Maria decides "Screw this, it's not worth the quarter," and leaves as Tamika and Ayaka roll around decidedly not sexually, but more beastily. Brad is actually kind of scared as he rings the bell.

JP: I suppose this match is over, as Maria has bailed out!

Razz: Lazy Mexicans.

JP: THAT'S IT! (stands up) I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU CALLING ME ALL SORTS OF NAMES AND BEATING ON ME! YOU'RE FAR MORE RACIST THAN ME!

Razz: I'M ALLOWED! I'M BLACK! RIGHT, AUDIENCE?

JP: THAT'S IT! YOU! ME! AT DOOMY DOOMY DOOM DOOM!

Razz: Okay.

JP: Okay?

Razz: Yeah. Cool.

JP: All right. Um...I guess we announce now.

Razz: Hey! A match!

Eric O'Mac vs. L.D. Williams

Eric and L.D. start off with a series of chain wrestling that shows off their superior skill. Oh boy, I've got a bad feeling. Eric hops up to the turnbuckle to dodge a Stinger Splash by L.D. and flips backwards with a moonsault/splash. Eric goes for the cover, but L.D. gets his foot on the ropes. Hoo boy, high spot followed by a false finish. Real bad feeling. L.D. Williams hits a DDT after reversing an airplane spin that EricOMac gives a 90-degree selljob much like RVD to. All we need is 5 seconds, so l.D. can cover and-

Crap.

Grunt and Moosehead Jack run out, and start smashing in everyone's head with a chair. EVERYONE. L.D., Eric, the ref, the fan in the front row, Paul Hey Man, Lillcia Garian, and Subway Jared. Grunt grabs a microphone.

Grunt: I'M TIRED OF THIS! TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING ON THE BACK BURNER! I want to make you people FEEL MY PAIN! Do you know what I will do? I will KILL EVERY WRESTLER AND EVERY PERSON IN THIS INDUSTRY THAT YOU LOVE! GIMMICKMAN....COME OUT HERE AND PREPARE TO DIE!

Gimmickman walks out, unflanked by a partner but yet unfazed. He runs down to the ring but stops short. All of a sudden, Oriental music hits and the large cloaked man from before comes out. He throws off his robe and it is....

JP: BY GOSH, IT'S LI! THE JAPANESE TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!

Grunt/Moosehead Jack vs. Gimmickman/LI

LI starts off against Grunt as they trade punches in this exciting NPC vs. NPC exchange. LI begins to gain an advantage, and hops up to the top rope. Grunt runs at him, but LI catches him in midair with a flying shining wizard. LI watches Grunt fall, and instead of going for the cover, waits a few seconds and tags Gimmickman in.

Gimmickman starts laying into Grunt, but Grunt overpowers him and starts wailing on him in the corner with chops and kicks. Gimmickman goes under and lifts the GINORMOUS~! Grunt upward. SPARTAN PLUNGE! Gimmickman goes for the cover, the referee counts: 1,2,-Moosehead Jack breaks it up.

As the referee turns to put Moosehead back in his corner, LI runs out and NAILS Gimmickman with the KO-thesline. SHOCKING SWERVE~! LI slides out of the ring, Grunt manages to get up and hit the Big Splash, and the referee counts: 1,2,3.

Winners: Grunt and Moosehead Jack

Grunt, Moosehead Jack, and LI continue to beat on Gimmickman after the match. Moosehead Jack pulls him up-PILEDRIVER!
Suddenly, "The End Has Come" hits and Ecosystem walks out. He stands in the middle of the monsterous three, then raises their arms as the crowd boos.

Ecosystem: Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found our two other teams for the tag title triple threat! So at Doomy Doomy Doom Doom, it will be either Hellion and Corax or Outback Jack and Blade facing Grunt and Moosehead Jack (Boos) and the newly formed team...of Ecosystem and LI. (Louder boos) Meet The Establishment.

(Mooshead Jack's music plays and The Establishment leaves as the crowd hurls garbage at them. Gimmickman gets up in the ring and starts yelling at The Establishment in a fit of rage. He grabs a microphone.)

Gimmickman: THAT'S IT! Three weeks straight I've been SCREWED over! At Doomy Doomy Doom Doom, I want a REAL opportunity and I want a LEGITIMATE one...or Ecosystem, I'm TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME!

JP: WOW! High intensity by GimmickMan!

Razz: I didn't know he had it in him!

JP: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm getting word that there have been two more matches announced for Doomy Doomy Doom Doom! Canadian Dragon will face Black Dragon in a Dragon's Den Match for the Dragon Gimmick Title! The title allows the bearer to spit fire and dress like Ricky Steamboat.

Razz: Yeah, and to cap off the Hooker Search, it will be Tamika vs. Ayaka in a Ron Jeremy On A Pole Match! Brad "The Biscuit" Smoley will referee!

JP: Razz, how exciting-

BONG

BONG

BARK

UnderDawg/Maximo Morte vs. Hardbody Harris/Donovan Viper

Donovan Viper is wearing dark sunglasses from UnderDawg's attack from last week. I hardly think that would help under stadium lights. Hardbody locks up with Morte to start us off. After a few minutes, Hardbody whips Morte into the ropes but he coms off with a flying MaxiMorte. Hardbody goes down, but manages to kick out at two. UnderDawg gets the tag in, and sets up for a chokeslam. When he gets the goozle though, he reverses into a TO BE EDITED IN LATER! The referee counts them both down and Harris goes for the tag. Donovan Viper does not tag in though. He simply removes his glasses and Harris sees his blank pupils as a smile crosses Viper's face.

Razz: Oh man.

Hardbody jumps back, and gets caught by UnderDawg with a huge chokeslam. UnderDawg gets the cover, 1,2,3.

Winners-UnderDawg and Maximo Morte

UnderDawg gestures to Viper as he leaves the ring, and Viper begins to go after Hardbody's eyes. But then, MAXIMO MORTE ATTACKS VIPER! OMGOSH TWEENER TURN~! Maximo goes on top for another MaxiMorte, and almost snaps Viper's neck with it. Maximo Morte leaves to a mixed reaction, but UnderDawg comes out and chokeslams him. Tough break.

JP: Folks we'll be ready for the final match in a few moments. Just wait up!

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JP: And we're back! Dang, we need commercial breaks.

Hellion/Corax vs. Outback Jack/Blade-"Two For One" Tournament Match

Corax and Blade start off the match, with a series of reversals Corax gets the best of. Corax locks in a Trickster's Trap, but Blade breaks the hold with the ropes. Blade dodges a lariat and hits a Ryuujinsen, but Hellion pulls him out of the ring. Hellion and Blade exchange punches, and Blade puts Hellion down with a fist. Corax spinebusters Blade as he gets back in, and they're both down. Tags all around, and Outback Jack and Hellion are in. Hellion manages to maintain an impressive flurry against Outback Jack, and ends up hitting a Hell's Fury. Suddenly, Ecosystem comes out, and Hellion is distracted. Outback Jack manages to lock in a Croc Hunter Crossface. Corax tries to get in, but Blade runs down and holds him back. Ecosystem holds the ropes away from Hellion without the referee seeing, and Hellion is forced to tap.

Winners-Outback Jack and Blade

Ecosystem runs away before Corax and Hellion can get to him. He makes the universal sign for "I want the belt" and we're back to the announcers for a video package.

JP: So here's the lineup for Doomy Doomy Doom Doom!

Underdawg vs. Hardbody Harris-Tournament

Outback Jack vs. Blade-Tournament

Hellion/Corax vs. Ecosystem/LI vs. Moosehead Jack/Grunt-Three-Way Tag Title Match

Blackdragin vs. Canadian Dragon-"Dragon's Den" Steel Cage Match For The Dragon Gimmick Title

Ouarter-Dollar Hooker Search! Tamika vs. Ayaka-Ron Jeremy On A Pole Match with Brad "The Biscuit" Smoley Guest Refereeing!

JUST ANNOUNCED: L.D. Williams vs. EricOMac-Hardcore Rematch

"Concrete" Takaken Gryfon vs. Johnny Adrenaline-Intercontinental Title Match.

JUST ANNOUNCED: Maximo Morte vs. Gimmickman vs. "Dangerous" Donnie Viper-Ladder Match For A World Title Shot The Next Night!

JP vs. Razz-Challenge Match

Winner of Underdawg/Harris vs. Winner of Jack/Blade vs. Microplay-Triple Threat World Title Match

JP: All for $29.99! We'll see you then!

-FADE TO OOWF LOGO-

[mooseheadjack]

(camera cuts to a small room in the back, Moosehead Jack, Grunt, LJ Bennett, Ecosystem and LI are all in the room. Eco and LI are huddled together talking, LJB is counting stacks of money, Grunt is in another corner tightly taping his fists, punching the walls and muttering about destroying everyone. The camera focuses on MHJ.)

The Establishment.
Interesting.
I’m not one for making friends. Hell, most of the time you can’t trust anyone except for yourself, especially in this business. In this business there is no such thing as friendship. Sure you might have a tag partner, someone to watch your back. A partner that you trust, you trust him because he is your best friend, your compatriot, your buddy. You trust him with your life, with your career. And he would never, ever do anything to break that sacred bond, to hurt you, to ruin years of friendship, right?
Wrong.
See, in this business, greed is rewarded. Greed and ambition drive men to do all they can to get ahead, to grab the glory, to shine in the spotlight. Its always in the back of your head, your next match could be your last <smirk> especially with me and Grunt around. With that in mind, you start to think, you think about your career, you think about your partner, and things start to change, something inside you changes. That little voice in your head tells you that you have a real shot at glory, but your partner is holding you back, he is the one keeping you from being the best. So it starts to fester, you begin to resent the man you once called your best friend, your desire for individual glory is greater than your desire for a friend. So you plot, you scheme, you wait, you wait for your chance to strike, you wait for that one opportunity to rid yourself of that albatross around your neck. Then it is all over, you are on your own, your former friend, companion, running buddy is left, and unrecognizable bloody mess, lying helplessly in the middle of the ring. You are on your own, your fate is sealed.
But I don’t have to tell you that Corax do I? You know exactly what I mean.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. The same could happen with the Establishment, greed could rip us apart, and all you fools in the OOWF would love nothing more. But see, we are a little bit different.
In this business, its all about power, with power comes money. In Eco we have the power, the man knows a good thing when he sees it, he knows that separately we are a devastating force, any one of us could wreak havoc on the OOWF, but together, all that devastation harnessed into a singular goal – we are unstoppable. As long as Eco is in charge, he will make sure we get what we deserve.
LI, LI is the most stealthy evil man I know, he could kill you with a flick of the wrist and laugh as you lay and die. He is a mercenary with no conscious, he knows as many ways to hurt and torture a man as anyone on the planet.
Grunt, poor misunderstood, destructive Grunt, my partner in crime. A man as sick and twisted as I am, he has my thirst for carnage, chaos and destruction, and he has the size and the mean streak to make people suffer, screams of agony soothe the savage beast. No one can control him, no one can stop him, and together we will bathe in the blood of our enemies. Together our purpose is singular: destroy.
Finally, you have the money man, the man who can grease the right palms to make sure that things go as planned, Mr. Bennett. The man loves nothing more than money. So wisely, he has established a unified group that will bring him wealth beyond his wildest dreams. He delivers victims to us, we deliver money by the truckload to him. Together, we will seize total control of the OOWF, money, power, chaos, carnage, it is all ours for the taking.
So all you “wrestlers” in OOWF, do yourself a favor. Steer clear. Keep out of our way. Don’t try to be a hero, your only reward will be suffering. No one can stop us, we will take the tag titles, Johnny Adrenaline, enjoy your title now, because soon it too will be ours, whichever slob wins the world title, it is only a matter of time until it is ours as well. We are giving you all notice right now, you are all living on borrowed time.
Trust me

[mooseheadjack]

Viper is dressed in his street clothes: a pair of ton jeans, tank top, and a ragged leather jacket. A bandana is wrapped around his eyes like a blindfold. He's perched on the side of a ladder in the middle of an empty ring in an empty arena.

"A ladder match? I can't even see! But you know what I can see? Me, winning the title shot, and then winning the championship from whatever little bitch wins the tournament."

"But first, I gotta take care of this, this ladder match and the two little nuisances that are in my way. Gimmick, Maximo, I'm glad you can see, because at the end of this match, all you'll see is each other, crippled, and me, rising up this ladder (climbs up a rung of the ladder), to win this match. And then, climbing to the top of the OOWF by becoming the champ (climbs to the top of the ladder). All you two will be doing, is go down. (jumps off the ladder)

On each other. Fags."

Fade out

[mooseheadjack]

*Hardbody Harris stands alone in a ring in an empty arena: no crowd, no noise, and a single spotlight following his every move. His words start silent, but reach an orgasmic scream.*

"It's coming, and there's no way to stop it. Doomy Doomy Doom Doom, an event that promises to be as viscious as its name. Doomy Doomy Doom Doom, a foreboding show promising the destruction of souls, pain to innocents, and the shattering of dreams. Oh, and doom. But more importantly, a champion will be crowned, the first champion in the history of the OOWF. It's a dream for anyone in this business, to be the best and know that you are undisputedly the greatest wrestler around."

"But some try to keep me from my goal. Week after week, I've been hit from behind, smashed with a whiskey bottle, hit with finisher after finished, and nearly raped by the entire locker room. Just recently, my tag partner turned on me. Hardbody Harris has no friends, but that doesn't stop him from being THE #1 BABYFACE IN THE OOWF!"

"All those trips to the hospital, peeing blood, bleeding urine, not knowing if I'm to wake up and fight again, those will all be worth it. 6 WEEKS I'VE BEEN WAITING TO BE CHAMPION! A MONTH AND HALF SPENT PAYING MY DUES, EARNING RESPECT, AND HONING MY SKILLS. IT'S MY TIME, DAMMIT, AND I'M GOING TO NEUTER UNDERDAWG AND BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF MICROPLAY AND WHATEVER SUCKER JOINS US IN THE THREE WAY DANCE. 6 weeks...it might as well have been a lifetime. FINALLY, HARDBODY WILL BE CHAMPION!"

*Hardbody inexplicably chants 'USA! USA! USA!' as he heads to the back, the spotlight following him the whole way.*

[mooseheadjack]

(the triumphant blare of Satriani's "With Jupiter in Mind" echoes through the arena. Concrete is jumping up and down like Edge his first night back. He bounces down the ramp, slapping hands and grinning like he won the lottery as he slides into the ring, hops up a corner tunbuckle and poses for all the world to see)

YYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyesss~!!!

I have NEVER been so excited to be a part of OOWF!

I had thought that perhaps I was losing my touch in the ring! But here I am, triumphant over two dragons! Something that the knights of old would have loved to brag about!

I am YOUR Number One Contender to the Intercontinental Championship!

Now Ken, Ryu - no hard feelings, guys, really - I had a great time and I hope we cross paths soon!

Johnny -I hope you're ready for another challenge. I know you might be a little upset with the premature celebration- heheheh - got a little carried away there -but you gotta understand, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny gooooooooooold that draws my attention - It would look so nice, oh, right about here (giving the universal "belt on me" motion)

So Johnny - if Doomy Doomy Doom Doom is the name of our next PPV - that's where you and I will meet, and give these folks a battle for the ages.

(rears back, Rock-style)

WHAT SAY, PEOPLE~!?

(the muusic cranks up again as Concrete continues to celebrate like a little kid with Birthday money)

[mooseheadjack]

The camera focuses on L.D. Williams in the locker room.

<sigh> “It would be nice, just once, to actually finish one issue before getting sucked into another mess. Oh well…”

“Eric O Mac, at Show before a Pay Per View, you proved what I suspected. Underneath the fan-pandering exterior, you’re a heck of a wrestler. You’ve earned my respect Eric, but I still disagree with you. There’s some things you need to learn about the dangers of letting the fans control you. At Doomy Doomy Doom Doom, in a hardcore match, I’ll teach you the error of your ways. But after that…”

“Moosehead Jack, you think you and your man-mountain moron can just waltz down to the ring, beat the snot out of me with a chair, and go on your merry way? You think you can get away with that? Well, apparently you can, as long as the GM is in your pocket.”

“But if you think there aren’t going to be consequences, son, you’ve got another thing comin’. I may not have the greatest record in the OOWF. In fact, I probably have one of the worst. But that doesn’t mean I’m pushover, and it sure as heck doesn’t mean I’m gonna get walked on. I don’t know what kind of world you guys live in, but in my world, there are a few rules you just don’t break: You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, you don’t pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger, and you DON’T PISS L.D. WILLIAMS OFF!!!!”

“Now before you say it Moosey, I know how this works. If I want to get to you, I have to go through Grunt. I’ve got no problem with that. The truth is, I like you Grunt, and I want to help you. I’m going to help you expand your limited vocabulary. We can add words like “suffering”, “torture”, and “Please Mr. Williams, don’t hurt me any more”. Grunt, you’ll probably beat the hell out of me, and that’s fine. One thing that you, mooseface, and the establishment will never do, is you will never stop me.”

[mooseheadjack]

Morte: Next week on the ladder match...
A prophetcy I see... On the steel mountain...
Every one falls!

[mooseheadjack]

(MHJ is sitting in the back)

well, well, well a young pup steps up and thinks that he is a man. It seems that our friend L.D. Williams is upset because I tried to snap his spindly little neck with a piledriver. Well my friend, unless L.D stands for learning disabled, I assume you have some semblance of a brain rattling around in that fat head of yours.
A wise man once said, “Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it.” Let me give you a little history lesson of my short time in the OOWF. I set Ecosystem on fire, just for laughs, I nearly bled Corax to death in our match, I held Hardbody’s life in my hands, and could have ended it in another few seconds, I nearly broke your neck with a piledriver, a piledriver I gave you for no other reason than because you were in the wrong damn place at the wrong damn time, and, simply, because I could.
Williams, in all honesty, you are not worth The Establishment’s time, you called out Grunt and you are going to pay dearly. You have no idea what you are in for, Grunt is going to make you suffer like you have never suffered before. But I will not let him end your career, I promise you that, no, no, that is my job. Whatever scraps of carcass are left after Grunt is done, I want, you are mine.
Sadly for you, you have caught my attention, true, you are a mere diversion from my goals of bagging much bigger, more important, game, but you intrigue me. You say I will never stop you, my friend that is where you are wrong, I will crush you, physically and mentally, I will beat you to within an inch of your life, and I will bleed you dry, I will make you scream in pain, I will make you beg me to stop, I will not only stop you, I will destroy you.
The ring is my torture chamber, I live to hear the screams of my victims, I will never stop.
Trust me.

[mooseheadjack]

Eric OMac stands there for a Snitsky interview, like always.

"You know L.D. Williams, I love my job. I love every bit of it. I love the attention I get, I love impressing the fans, and I love to have great matches. See, that's why I'm upset right now, because we were in the midst of a GREAT match, one of the record books, when it was ruined.

Grunt, Moosehead Jack - I don't know what your problem is, nor do I care. But what I do care about it going out there, night by damn night, and putting on the greatest show I can. It doesn't matter who it is either, whether it be against L.D Williams, or whether it be up against you two Mac haters, I'm willing to put it up on the line every single night. So, since you think you run this damn town, mess with me again, and be prepared for a Mac Attack!

As for L.D Williams, it's Hardcore rules. We will have a great match, and I look forward to it. And while the respect between us is mutual, we are both looking for a win and only one of us can do that. So L.D., its a hardcore environment, I say we go out there, tear the damn house down, give these fans a show like none before!

I'm gonna try my hardest to beat you, but until Doomy Doomy Doom Doom, all I have to say is good luck, may the best man win, and let's kick some ass!"

Fade out