OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Toowoomba, Australia
The OOWF arena in Toowoomba, Australia gets dark when a white strobe light starts bouncing through the arena. A loud booming “There can only be one” plays over the sound system. Then the slow eerie beat of “Prelude 12/21” by AFI begins and as it speeds up, so does the strobe around the arena. All of a sudden the song ends, the strobes go off and a blue spotlight shines on the entrance way. “Princes of the Universe” by Queen begins and out from the back steps the newest OOWF superstar.
Alexander Darling is in the building.
He makes his way down the ramp and slung over his shoulder is the DDT Title.
Darling is dressed in the most expensive of clothes. As he steps into the ring, the house lights come on and we see the ring is surrounded by security personnel in order to make sure no one attacks
Darling and takes his DDT Title. Then we see two beautiful women stepping into the ring. Neither are the woman we first saw with
Darling a few days ago. They just look like two random pieces of eye candy.
Alexander Darling takes the mic and looks around the audience. He takes the two women by the hand and leads them into the corner where he jumps up and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle. Mic in hand…
Alexander Darling:
It is I, Alexander Darling and I have finally arrived to the world known as the Online Onslaught Wrestling Federation. The crowd starts to cheer wildly.
Shut the fuck up. I’m not here to pander to pieces of garbage like you fans. You paid your money like good little marks, now sit there and be quiet and listen to “The Darling of Professional Wrestling.” It was only one year ago that I was wrestling in Japan trying to get the fans there to respect me. I realized how useless that was and turned on my mentor and best friend. You saw what happened to him and if not, here’s a reminded…The OOWF Tron shows the last few seconds of the video we saw a few days ago. The video shows us a bloodied
Darling locking in a Texas Cloverleaf on his opponent and just pulling back on the ankle until we hear the snap and scream of his opponent.
That’s something I did to my so-called best friend to prove that I am a man to be respected. I couldn’t care less about people like you cheering for me anymore. I have enough money to make each and every one of you do anything I want, but none of you even deserve for me to give you the time of day.The crowd is reigning boos down on
Darling as he speaks.
Darling seems oblivious to the fans reaction though as he continues to speak.
Now, I know all of you fans are curious as to why I’ve shown up here after all this time and what my goals are. Once I put my name out there that I was looking to move up in the world of wrestling, the offers were coming in like crazy. Offers from Connecticut, offers from Orlando, and offers from Dayton. I could have gone anywhere and I chose to come here.The crowd cheers again as they’re all marks for hearing anything positive about the company they are fans of.
I thought I told you to shut the fuck up already. Stop falling for the cheap pops. Now I didn’t come here for the money because I have enough of that. I didn’t come here for the perks because I can get those anytime I want. Just look at these two beautiful perks right in front of me.He points out the two ladies with him and points them to the center of the ring. The two women, without question, move to the center of the ring and start grinding with each other and then they start making out.
That’s enough. As you can see, I get all the perks I could ever want. No, I came here because this is where the supposed best in the business now reside. And there’s only one way to prove that that isn’t entirely accurate. Because I, Alexander Darling, am truly the best in the business and I was born to be the king of this sport.Darling jumps off the turnbuckle and walks towards the ropes facing the hard-cam. His look changes from the arrogant asshole that it had been during this interview to a darker, more sinister look.
I truly have nothing personal against any of the boys in the back. For now they are all on equal footing with me. Taking Ryan Hardcore’s belt was just a means to an end. But for now it all leads to my debut at New Year’s Evil. I have no idea who GMtR is planning on putting across the ring from me, but I’m asking for the hop-a-long cassidy Bunny Boy to be there. I know his partner, seriously, you I almost respect but teaming with him just puts you on the list at some point.The crowd cheers the mention of Firewoman who seems to be gaining the respect of the fans here in OOWF.
How many times do I have to tell you people to shut the fuck up? My god, seriously, nothing but a bunch of marks. She cares about you fans about as much as I do. We’re here to win, that’s it. Pleasing you fans is the least of our concerns. Anyway- Bunny Boy, Rabbit, Thumper, RabbXt…whatever your fucking name is, I don’t care. DDT title, Iron Person title…I don’t fucking care if they’re on the line or not. Just make sure your ass shows up for New Year’s Evil III. And just maybe, maybe if I’m still in a holiday mood, I won’t snap your ankle like some people.Darling’s two women walk up to him and he slips his arm around both as the lights get dimmer and the blue spotlight focuses on
Darling once again. The dark sinister look is in full effect and voice is low and ominous as he speaks again.
Rabbxt…the only other thing I’ve got to say is, “BOOYAH, Bitch.F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON & FIRECHILD vs. APOCALYPTIC BASTARDSApocalyptic Bastards wait in the ring, MacCappington and Firechild are out next, MacCappington makes Firechild walk behind Lance as they make their way to the ring. Firechild is forced to , hold the ropes open for both MacCappington and Lance, then he is forced to remove MacCappington’s coat, then hold the ropes again so Lance could leave. MacCappington waits and Firechild holds the ropes for him so he can wait on the apron, Firechild is starting the match against SYB. They slowly circle, and lock up, SYB lands a left to Firechild’s jaw and Firechild drops like a ton of bricks. SYB stands there stunned for a moment then Firechild reaches up and pulls SYB down on top of him, the referee hits the mat, one, two, MacCappington charges into the ring and breaks up the pin with a kick to SYB’s face. MacCappington pulls SYB to his feet and fires him over the top rope to the floor, then turns back to Firechild:
FM3: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
FC: He punched me
<MacCappington grabs Firechild by his hair and pulls his head back>
FM3: Do it right, or else.MacCappington shoves Firechild away and steps back out of the ring. Firechild stares a hole in the back of his head, the distraction allows SYB to come back into the ring and tag in AE. AE charges in and catches the unaware Firechild with a boot to the side of the head. AE pulls Firechild and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Firechild blocks the clothesline and floats over and plants him with a DDT. Firechild looks at AE and puts his foot on AE’s chest and tells the referee to count. The whole time Firechild is staring right at MacCappington. MacCappington is FURIOUS on the apron. AE rolls his shoulder at two, and Firechild lets him get to his feet. Firechild grabs AE and hits a release German suplex, then gets to his feet and lets AE tag in SYB. Firechild gets a little too close to his corner and MacCappington reaches out and tags himself in. Before he goes after SYB, MacCappington grabs Firechild by the throat and lifts him off his feet and slams him to the mat, then throws him between the ropes to the floor. SYB attacks MacCappington hammering away with shots to the back, but they don’t even faze him. MacCappington turns around and nearly clotheslines SYB out of his boots, then pulls him to his feet and hits the GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS! MacCappington covers, and the referee makes the three count.
WINNERS in 5:01 – F. Fonzworth MacCappington III & Firechild
After the match MacCappington calls Firechild into the ring and dresses him down, then demands that he raises MacCappington’s arm in victory. Firechild glares at MC3 but reluctantly does it, then holds the ropes as he and Lance leave the ring.
RABBXT vs. BLITZ vs. THE DEADThe crowd waits silently for the match to begin. They break out into an immediate boo once Sabotage begins to play. Rabbxt runs onto the stage, then runs down the ramp. He hops onto the ring apron and back flips off it to the floor. He slides under the bottom rope as Slayer blares from the speakers. Rabbxt's former partner, Blitz, makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, opposite corner of Rabbxt. They don't take their eyes off each other until they see The Dead walking down the ramp. They lock their eyes on him as he ducks the ropes and steps into the ring. All three men trade glances at each other before Rabbxt steps into the middle of the ring. He performs a standing back flip, then begins a break dance. He completes the last rotation and kips up to his feet, earning a mixed reaction from the crowd. The Dead and Blitz glance at each other, then take Rabbxt down with a double clothesline. They kick Rabbxt out of the ring and go at each other. They tie up. Dead twists the arm of Blitz. Blitz rolls forward, then kips up to his feet and puts Dead on the mat with a leg trip. He runs towards the ropes to gain momentum, but Rabbxt is quick to grab his feet and pull him to the outside of the ring. They trade blows on the outside while The Dead quickly gets to his feet. He gets a running start and leaps over the top rope, landing on both Rabbxt and Blitz. He stomps Rabbxt a few times and rolls Blitz back into the ring. He slides in afterwards and pulls Blitz off the mat. He sends him right back down with a quick snap suplex and immediately follows up by locking Blitz into the Death lock. Smack in the center of the ring, Blitz has nowhere to go and is about to tap out. In a matter of seconds, Rabbxt goes from outside of the ring, to the ring apron, and then to the top rope. As he leaps forward and performs a Spiral Tap, Dead lets go of the submission and steps away, allowing Rabbxt to land perfectly across the back of Blitz. Rabbxt turns Blitz over and goes for the pin, but Dead breaks it up quickly. Dead pulls Rabbxt to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Rabbxt springboards off the ropes and back flips off. The Dead catches him in a full nelson, then delivers a full nelson suplex, landing Rabbxt on his neck and head. The Dead turns around, only to get dropkicked in the face by Blitz. Dead hits the mat and Blitz goes for a standing Moonsault. The Dead rolls out of the way just in time and gets back to his feet. He hits Blitz with a leg drop across the back of the head, then turns him over and tried for the pin. Rabbxt is quick to pull Dead off Blitz and begin his attack. He gets a few punches in, then throws Dead into the ropes. This time, it's Dead who springboards off. He hits Rabbxt with a springboard DDT, spiking Rabbxt. The Dead gets to his feet at the same time as Blitz. They tie up. Dead pushes Blitz into a corner. He goes for a right hand, but Blitz ducks it and pushes Dead into the corner. He climbs to the second rope and goes for the ten-punch on Dead. The crowd counts along as Blitz gets to the ninth punch. The punch combination is interrupted by Rabbxt, as he slams Blitz to the mat with a power bomb. Blitz lays in the center of the ring as Rabbxt lifts Dead to the top rope and climbs up with him. Rabbxt jumps onto Dead's shoulders and performs a frankensteiner. Dead hits the mat, then rolls out of the ring. Rabbxt looks over his shoulder and notices Blitz in the middle of the ring. He goes back up top and hits a perfect 450 degree splash on Blitz. He goes for the pin. The referee reaches the 2 count, then gets pulled out of the ring by Seamus McNasty. The referee tries to send Seamus to the back, but Firewoman runs down the ramp and attacks Seamus from behind. She takes him down and follows up with right hands. With Blitz still laid on in the middle of the ring, Nerve runs down the ramp next and clotheslines Rabbxt over the top rope, sending them both to the outside. Dead recovers on the outside of the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He covers Blitz and Seamus breaks free from Fire to try to count a quick 3 count. Nerve rolls back into the ring and spears Seamus to the mat. Firewoman runs in to get on Seamus again, then Rabbxt follows soon after. Nerve attacks Dead for trying to steal the match, while Blitz soon recovers and helps him out. Seamus ducks a clothesline by Fire and runs over to save Dead from Nerve and Blitz. Fire helps Rabbxt to his feet, while Nerve and Blitz get the upper hand against Dead and Seamus. They send them over the top rope with clotheslines. The Dead and Seamus head up the ramp. Rabbxt and Fire run towards Nerve and Blitz, but Nerve and Blitz duck them and pull the ropes down, sending Rabbxt and Fire tumbling to the floor. Nerve and Blitz get cheered in the ring, while Rabbxt and Fire make their way backstage.
WINNERS - NO CONTEST in 10:26
ERIC O’MAC vs. RYAN HARDCOREThe bell rings, and Hardcore immediately dashes in and tries to grab the leg for a takedown. O'Mac sees him coming and pulls his leg out of the way, then boots Hardcore right in the face! RH rolls away to shake the cobwebs out, then slides in again after the leg. O'Mac looks to boot him a second time, but RH is expecting it, snatches the kick out of the air, and dragon screws O'Mac to the mat. Hardcore drops an elbow on the leg, then looks to grapevine it into a submission move, but O'Mac grabs the ropes. Both men to their feet and they get face to face, trading trash talk. Stiff slap from Hardcore puts an end to that and the two men go at it in the middle of the ring with hard rights and lefts as the referee futilely reprimands them for using closed fists. O'Mac eventually gets the better of the exchange and whips Hardcore into the ropes, but RH uses the momentum to hit a running dropkick that sends The E to the floor. O'Mac struggles to his feet as RH gets ready for his next move ... SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA TO THE FLOOR~! Both men are DEAD~! The ref out to check on them both, then he reluctantly goes back inside and starts a 10 count. Neither man stirs until six, and they finally both slide inside at 9-and-nine-tenths. Both men are favoring injuries, and we have back and forth action now as Hardcore goes after The E's leg, and O'Mac targets RH's ribs, which seem to have been hurt in the plancha ("They don't call them 'high risk moves' for nothing!"). After about five minutes of this the two are locked in an intense tussle in the middle of the ring. Lauren Phoenix jumps up onto the apron to cheer on her man (OK, one of her many men) just as Hardcore shoves O'Mac toward the ropes. The E collides with Phoenix, knocking her to the floor. RH runs to the ropes and leans through to see if she is OK. O'Mac, unaware of what he's done to Phoenix, instinctively schoolboys Hardcore. 1! 2! 3!
WINNER BY PINFALL in 9:17 – ERIC "THE E" O'MAC
FIREWOMAN vs. THE NERVES AGENT vs. SEAMUS MCNASTYFirewoman makes her way onto the stage, earning a great reaction from the crowd. She walks down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. Nerve Agent walks through the curtain next. The crowd cheers him as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Seamus McNasty walks onto the stage and the crowd switches back to their chorus of boos. Seamus slides under the bottom rope, but gets stomped on by Nerve before he can get to his feet. The opening bell sounds as Fire hits Nerve with a clubbing blow across the back. She throws him into the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat on the rebound. Seamus gets to his feet and gives Nerve some stomps of his own, while Fire measures Nerve up. Seamus backs off long enough for Nerve to get to his feet for a split second before Fire hits a high roundhouse kick to the temple of Nerve, sending him tumbling between the ropes and to the outside of the ring. With Fire watching Nerve fall to the outside, Seamus hits a quick neck breaker. He picks her up and hits another neck breaker. He gets her up again and tries for a third, but Fire spins out and reverses it into a snap suplex. She gets to her feet and sees Nerve recovering on the outside, just now up to his feet. She runs towards the opposite side of the ring and bounces off the ropes. She runs across the ring and flips over the top rope, but Nerve is able to dodge it. Fire hits the floor hard and Nerve pulls Seamus out of the ring. He slams him into the guard rail, then slides under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes, runs across the ring, and leaps between the middle and top rope. Seamus gets nailed by Nerve and they both fall to the floor. Fire stands up and puts both of her opponents back into the ring. She hops onto the ring apron and waits for one of them to get to their feet. Nerve is the first one up and he receives a seated senton from Fire after she springboards off the rope. She picks him up and tosses him into a corner. She runs after him, but gets nailed with a boot to the face, sending her stepping groggily to the middle of the ring, where she gets tripped by Seamus. Seamus now gets up and runs into Nerve's corner, but also gets a boot to the face. Nerve grabs Seamus and throws him into the corner. He follows up with right hands before perching him on the top rope, back facing the ring. With Nerve facing Seamus, Fire kips up to her feet and runs towards Nerve. She takes two steps up her back and performs a back flip off of him. Nerve turns around into a kick to the mid-section, followed by the Ciao Baby! Nerve is laid out in the center of the ring as Fire heads up to the top with Seamus, also turned away from the ring. She gives Seamus a blow to the back of the head, then locks him in a three-quarter face lock. She leaps backwards and hits a three-quarter face lock diving reverse DDT on Seamus. Because of Nerve's position in the ring, she lands stomach to stomach on top of him. The referee begins the count. 1... 2... But The Dead slides into the ring and kicks Fire in the head. She rolls off of Nerve and Dead goes for the kill, but Rabbxt runs down the ramp and springboards off the rope and hits a dropkick to the face of Dead. Seamus goes after Nerve, but Blitz steps through the ropes and spears Seamus to the mat. All six wrestlers break out into a brawl, with the referee calling several other referees out from the back to try to break it up. Moments pass before GM the Rick walks onto the stage with a microphone.
GMtR: I'm beginning to lose my cool with all you noobs. From the moment you all got here, you've been causing nothing but problems for me. I'm fed up with all the drama-queen feuding backstage. If you all want at each other so bad, you've got it... At New Years Evil III. And because of all of the interference we've been seeing lately, along with the friends and enemies being made backstage, I'm putting all six of you inside of a steel cage. I hope a week is enough time to prepare. If it's not, it ain't my problem.
NO CONTEST in 8:17
OUTBACK JACK vs. CANADIAN DRAGONDragon comes out first and waits hidden in front of the guard rail. Outback Jack is out next and Dragon jumps him as he passes and drops him with a forearm to the side of the head. Jack staggers a few steps and Canadian Dragon charges, but Jack recovers and back drops him on the concrete floor. OBJ pulls CD to his feet and tries a belly to belly suplex, but CD catches him between the eyes with a head but. that staggers Dragon a second time. This time CD connects with an enzuguri and rolls Jack into the ring making this match official. CD springboards off the bottom rope and lands a moonsault, covers, but can only get a two count. CD pulls Jack to a sitting position and lands several stiff kicks to his back, then connects with a low dropkick to the back of his head. CD grabs Jack and tries to lock on a Dragon sleeper, but Jack spins out of it and keeps hold of Dragon’s arm, gets to his feet, kicks him in the mid section and plants him with a DDT. Jack gets to his feet and stumbles back to a corner and tries to collect himself. After a few seconds Canadian Dragon gets to his feet and Jack charges and CD takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then springs off the bottom rope again and tries a spinning leg drop, but Jack rolls out of the way, gets to his feet and hits the ropes and connects with a big boot right between CD’s eyes that sends him to the mat. Jack pounces on him and covers, but CD kicks out at two. OBJ pulls CD to his feet and knees him in the gut and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, then turns it into a jackhammer and covers, hooking the leg, but once again CD kicks out at two. Jack whips CD into the corner hard and follows him in with a clothesline. Jack grabs CD and sets him on the top rope and tries for a super plex, but Dragon fights out of it and sends Jack to the mat. When OBJ gets back to his feet, Dragon leaps and snaps off a perfect hurracarana. CD covers, but Jack is out again. OBJ gets to his feet and CD charges, but Jack side steps and low bridges Dragon sending him over the top rope to the floor. Jack leaves the ring and bounces Dragon’s head off the guard rail. Then runs at Dragon, but Dragon gets a boot up stopping him cold. CD rummages under the ring and pulls out a ladder and stands it up and climbs to the top and tries a swanton bomb, but Jack rolls out of the way and CD crashes to the floor. CD writhes in pain as Jack pulls him up and whips him into the ladder chest first, sending him to the floor and the ladder toppling over. By now the referee has reached the ten count and calls for the bell.
WINNER – Double Countout in 10:11
CHRIS COLE vs. JW WESTGAARDJ.W. Westgaard comes to the ring first followed by Chris Cole. They meet in center ring and Cole offers a handshake to start, but JWW responds by slapping him across the face. Cole shakes his head, then lunges at JWW, tackling him to the mat. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. Cole punches away at JWW, who struggles to cover up. Junior warns Cole about the closed fists, then tries to pull him off, which gives JWW the opportunity to connect with a kick to the extreme lower abdomen. Cole topples backwards, and JWW rolls to his feet. As Cole gets up, JWW hits a wicked running knee to the face. He follows up by driving his fist into the bridge of Cole’s nose, and pulls him off the mat as blood starts to trickle from his nose. JWW shoves Cole into the turnbuckles and rocks him with a series of chops, then drives Cole’s face down and his knee up, smashing the nose again, and turning the trickle into a flood. JWW goes for an Irish whip, but Cole reverses. JWW is moving too fast to turn, and hits the corner sternum first. Cole is about a half-step behind and brings his knees up to slam into JWW’s back. JWW’s head snaps forward, and goes past the padding and hits the turnbuckle. JWW stumbles back with blood starting to flow from a cut on his forehead. Cole catches JWW from behind and pulls him back and down across his knees. With the wind knocked out of him, JWW is barely able to kick out before the three. Cole pulls JWW up, and takes a punch to the midsection. JWW gets to his feet and spikes Cole with a DDT. He tries for an elbow drop, but Cole rolls out of the way. JWW moves in as Cole gets up, but Cole hits a rising elbow to the jaw, knocking him off-balance. Cole shoves JWW back to the ropes, slings him across the ring, and plants him with a thunderous spine buster. Cole covers, and JWW just manages to roll a shoulder before the three. Cole pulls JWW to his feet and goes for an Irish whip, but JWW reverses, dropping to his knees and pulling Cole into a low blow. JWW throws Cole head first over the top rope and follows him to the outside. JWW drives Cole’s face into the ring post, then tosses him into the guard rail. Cole dodges a Cross Check, and JWW slams into the steel barrier. Cole rocks JWW with some punches, then plants him with a suplex before rolling into the ring to break the count. Cole pauses to wipe the blood from his eyes, then rolls to the outside, only to be pitched into the railing again. Cole blocks an elbow, then hits a partial DDT, driving JWW’s face into the railing. He stuffs JWW under the ropes and follows him in. Cole sets up the Headliner, but JWW reverses into a backdrop. JWW stomps on his head, and leaves bloody footprints as he comes off the ropes with a leg drop. JWW pulls Cole up, and takes a forearm to the face for his trouble. Cole tries to press the advantage, but JWW stops him short with a jawbreaker. JWW goes for the Ice Auger, but Cole struggles, and JWW can’t get him up. As soon as his feet hit the mat, Cole starts to reverse into a backdrop, but grabs JWW’s legs and turns it into an Alabama Slam. Cole falls on top of JWW and hooks the leg. Junior counts the three.
WINNER, in 14:32, Chris Cole.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. THE DEFENESTRATORSBoth teams make their entrances. The Defenstrators are accompanied by LOADED member F. Fonzworth MacCappington. Walking about 5 paces behind them is FFMac's lackey, Firechild. Phantos and Lucios walk to the ring, tossing Sprint PCS phones to the crowd and drinking 20 oz. bottles of Aquafina. Phantos and Ecosystem lock up. Phantos gains the early advantage with a headlock. Eco pushes Phantos into the ropes and drops him with a shoulder block. Eco hits the ropes and leapfrogs Phantos, who catches Eco coming off the opposite rope with a hip toss. Eco pops up and ducks a clothesline, and connects with a slap to the face. Phantos points at Eco, who slaps the finger away. They lock up again, this time Ecosystem takes the advantage, twisting Phantos in an arm bar. Eco torques the arm, tightening his grip. Phantos does a standing back flip, ducks behind Eco and applies a hammerlock. He backs Eco into his corner and tags in Lucios. Phantos then snaps off a German suplex, and rolls out of the ring. Lucios goes to the top, and the big man flies off the top with a huge leg drop, but NOBODY’S HOME. Eco rolls quickly out of danger, pops up and begins to kick Lucios from all angles. Eco tags in Voltage, and the two men send Lucios into the ropes and connect with a double clothesline. Voltage stays on the offensive, plastering the masked man with a series of chops, backing Lucios into a corner. Voltage climbs the bottom buckle and begins to pound away at Lucios, but the big man simply grabs Voltage and lifts him up on his shoulders, setting up for a big power bomb. As Lucios stars to slam Voltage down, Volt scissors Luc’s head and snaps off a Frankensteiner! The big man tumbles over and lands, allowing Voltage make a cover and get a 2 count. Voltage beats Lucios to his feet and locks in a hammerlock. Lucios reverses it quickly into a hammerlock of his own, and then suddenly lifts Voltage high in the air with a Flying Hammerlock! Somewhere, George “The Animal” Steele is smiling. As Voltage writhes in pain, Lucios rotates around and suddenly slams Voltage down, landing on his back with the arm still behind him. A tag is made, and Phantos scurries up the turnbuckles, walks out onto the top rope a couple of steps, and leaps off with a knee drop, nailing Voltage in the shoulder. Voltage screams out and reaches towards his corner, but is too far away to tag in Ecosystem. Phantos pulls Voltage to his feet and hits a dropkick. As Voltage staggers up, he is hit with a second dropkick. Phantos immediately bounces off the ropes and hits a third baseball-slide style dropkick before Voltage even gets to his knees. The impact causes Voltage to tumble to the outside. Ecosystem charges in and blindsides Phantos with a spear, sending the masked man into the corner, where he begins to pepper Phantos with a series of uppercuts. A small trail of blood trickles down from Phantos’ bottom lip. Lucios is quickly in and hoists Ecosystem up over his head. Lucios turns to face MacCappington and Firechild at ringside, and tosses Eco onto the LOADED leader. Firechild manages to sidestep Eco and avoid the collision. Firechild stands and smiles at his adversary struggling to untangle himself from Ecosystem. Back in the ring, Voltage climbs to the apron and head buts Phantos, doubling him over, then sunset flips into the ring, landing Phantos in a pinning predicament. The referee was out of position, chastising Lucios who was slow getting out of the ring. The ref scrambles over, but Phantos is out at 2. Eco is back on the apron now and Voltage leapfrogs a backdrop attempt and tags in his partner.
Eco rushes in with the HOT tag and begins a flurry of offense on Phantos. Punches, chops, a couple of spinning heel kicks and drop toe hold take Phantos down to the mat. Eco hits a standing moonsault and gets a 2 count. He pulls his opponent up and hurls him into a corner, and follows up with a huge Stinger Splash. A Prone Phantos gets hit with a charging knee lift and slumps down to the mat. Ecosystem them grabs the top rope and performs a top rope handstand and holds it for more than 18 seconds before connecting with an elbow drop that pops the crowd! Eco tags in Voltage and they hit Phantos with a double back elbow, and execute a snapshot. Voltage hoists Phantos on the turnbuckle and prepares for the Electric Shock, when Firechild begins arguing with FFMac so loudly that Voltage yells at them to shut up and watch the match! That pause gives Phantos an opening and he kicks Voltage to the mat, and hits a Blockbuster on him as Volt gets to his feet. Phantos dives and tags in Lucios, who charges in and overpowers Voltage with a big boot, then three powerful scoop slams, a fall away slam and t-bone suplex, then a gorilla press slam, Hogan leg drop, and sets Voltage up in the Deathgrip! Eco tries to break it up, but is foiled by a diving Phantos, and both men fall to the floor.
MacCappington grabs a chair and begins yelling instructions at Firechild. The indentured servant curses and circles to the opposite side of the ring. FFMac climbs to the apron and holds the chair up high over his head, drawing the referee’s attention. Lucios lets go of Voltage, who slumps to the ground, and takes a swing at MacCappington. The referee gets between the two men, when suddenly Firechild charges and spears Lucios, who is forced into the referee, whose head connects with FFMac’s chair, who tumbles to the outside. Firechild backs out of the ring, apologizing to an enraged Lucios and backs up the ramp. Davin Moreland rushes down the ramp, Clotheslines Firechild from behind, and jumps FFMac, pounding away at the millionaire. A donnybrook of epic proportions breaks out. Ecosystem sets up a ladder and dives off it at Lucios, gets caught and gets Border Tossed into the announce table. Phantos dives off the barrier and tries to spear Voltage. Phantos misses and then takes a Michinoku Driver into the steel steps. Moreland chases MacCappington up the ramp, and FFMac eats a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER off the ramp and into an equipment box on the arena floor. Voltage and Lucios exchange chair shots (with the crowd chanting Boo!!!..Yay!!!.. after each one) until both men collapse. The referee staggers to his feet and looks around for his wrestlers. Surveying the carnage, he calls for the bell and declares the match a no-contest.
WINNERS – No Contest in 22:12
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CONCRETE TGConcrete TG comes to the ring first and the crowd immediately breaks into a PLEASE DON’T GO chant. Crete seems genuinely touched, and gets a bit distracted by the crowd which lets Moose slide into the ring and attack Crete from behind sending him to the floor. Moose follows Crete out and pulls him up and runs him face first into the ring post. Crete falls to the floor stunned, but not bleeding…..yet. Moose digs into his shorts and pulls out a chain and wraps it around his fist, grabs Crete’s head and hammers away, opening a nasty gash on his head. Moose pulls Crete up and tries to whip him into the guard rail, but Crete reverses it and sends Moose hard into the steel. Crete gets a running start and catches Moose with a running boot to the face that sends Moose over the guardrail into the crowd. Crete hops the barricade and the fight rages through the people. Someone hands Crete a chair and he waits till Moose gets to his feet, tosses the chair at Moose, but Moose catches it. Crete takes care of that with a super kick that sends the chair back into Moose’s face. Crete pulls Jack through the crowd and soon they are up in the concession area. Crete sends Moose into a steel door, and as he rebounds, Crete hits a northern lights suplex on the floor. Moose hits the floor with a sickening thud, and drops the chain. Crete grabs the chain and hammers Moose in the face with it a few times. Now Moose is busted open as well. Both men are on their feet, Crete chops away at Moose sending him staggering back and backing him against the OOWF Merchandise stand. Crete takes a few steps back and gets a running start, but Moose grabs a Rabbxt coffee mug and smashes it in Crete’s face sending him to the floor in pain. Moose spins Crete around and hammers him with a heart punch. Crete’s knees go weak and he falls to the floor. Moose grabs Crete and drags him back to the ring and rolls him under the bottom rope. Moose stands over Crete for a moment as Crete tries to regain their composure. Just as it looks like Crete is about to get it together Moose steps back and kicks him in the face. Crete crawls to the corner and pulls himself up to his feet, Moose charges in, but Crete gets a boot up in time. Moose staggers away and Crete climbs to the second rope and leaps and nails Moose in the face with a flying knee. Now Crete mounts Moose and hammers away on Moose opening his cut a little more. Crete pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a kick to the mid section, then pulls him up for a pile driver, but Moose kicks his feet and frantically fights out of it and slides under the ropes to the floor. Crete follows Moose and the fight continues on the outside. Moose struggles to get away and reaches under the ropes and pulls out a barbed wire baseball bat and caches Crete with a glancing blow on the cheek that slices Crete’s cheek open. Crete turns away and Moose gives chase, and Crete grabs a barbed wire wrapped chair from under the ring, and they do barbed wire battle. The referee has completely lost control of this one (as if he had any to begin with) and waves this one off and immediately calls for security. The locker room empties separating the two men. One group escorts Crete back up the ramp while Moose breaks away rolls into the ring and grabs a mic
Crete, you said I could decide the stips for our match at our pay per view. Well, its your funeral, at the pay per view, we are meeting for the last time in a barbed wire fence Taipei death match. When I am done with you, not only won’t you have a career up north, you won’t have one here or anywhere else. Trust me. WINNER - No Contest in 18:44
DAVIN MORELAND vs. THE KNIFE – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchDavin Moreland enters the ring first. The Knife enters second. With no time being spent on the entrances, the bell sounds. They tie up, then push each other away. They go in for another tie up, but Moreland gets a cheap shot to the groin. He stomps Knife a few times before falling to the mat via leg sweep. Knife gets to his feet and picks Moreland up, then throws him into a corner. He runs after him and hits a clothesline, then bounces off the ropes and takes Moreland down with a running single leg dropkick. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair from under the ring. He stands back up with the chair in his hands, but Moreland baseball slides the chair into Knife's face. Davin rolls out of the ring and grabs the chair. He waits for Knife to get up, then swings the chair towards his head. Knife ducks it and kicks Davin in the mid-section, forcing the chair from Davin's hands. With Davin bent over and the chair on the floor in front of him, Knife grabs Moreland's head and slams in down on the chair. He climbs onto the ring apron and hits a leg drop, sending Moreland's head into the chair once again. Knife grabs a microphone and demands that Moreland quit. Moreland pushes himself to his knees and slaps the microphone from Knife's hand. Knife swings at Moreland, but he ducks it and gets to his feet. He tackles Knife to the ground and follows up with some huge punches to the side of the face. He grabs the microphone, now laying beside him on the floor. Instead of asking Knife to quit, he slams the microphone into Knife's head repeatedly. Knife is beginning to bleed as Moreland gets to his feet. He drops the microphone and picks Knife up off the floor. He tosses him over the guard rail and into the crowd. As Davin steps over the railing, Knife recovers as much as he can and hits him with a DDT on the concrete floor. Both men lay there for a moment, then get to their feet at about the same time. They trade punches with the crowd circled around them. Knife gets some extra punches in and forces Moreland further away from the ring and all the way into the hallways. Knife's punches pause and he kicks Moreland in the stomach. He gets him in power bomb position, but Moreland back body drops Knife over top of him. Knife lands hard. Moreland picks Knife up and gets him in power bomb position. He lifts Knife into the air, then turns around and slams him through a table piled with t-shirts. Moreland grabs a microphone from the referee and gets on his knees in front of a pile of shirts. He yells for Knife to quit, then shoves the microphone into the pile of shirts. Knife is heard from somewhere within the pile yelling that he will keep going. Moreland drops the microphone once again and kicks all of the shirts off of Knife. He picks Knife off the floor again and tosses him into a wall. He runs after Knife, but Knife side-steps him, sending Moreland slamming into the wall. He stumbles backwards and Knife hits a clothesline to the back of the head. He drags Moreland back to the door they came through, then pulls him to his feet. He punches him over and over as they make their way back through the crowd and over the guard rail. Knife grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up on the outside of the ring. He sets Moreland on the ring apron, then climbs onto it himself. He gets Moreland up and hits the Divine Judgment pile driver off the apron, through the table. He gets the microphone from the referee and tells Moreland to quit. Moreland won't give in. Knife stomps him a few times before rolling him into the ring. Knife rolls in afterwards and goes to the top rope. He jumps off and attempts to hit Davin From the Heavens. Davin is able to roll out of the way and get to his feet. Knife just gets to his feet when Moreland runs to the ropes and hits Knife with A Really Good Diamond Cutter on the rebound. He goes into a corner and waits for several moments before Knife gets to his feet for a second time. He bounces off the ropes and hits Knife with a second Really Good Diamond Cutter. He rolls out of the ring and quickly rolls back in with a chair. He slams Knife with some stiff chair shots, then locks in the Figure-4. The referee holds the microphone up to Knife. Knife tries to hold on, but he finally yells "I Quit" into the microphone. The bell sounds and Davin Moreland is declared the winner.
WINNER in 23:40 - Davin Moreland
The Knife slowly recovers, then crawls to a corner of the ring. He gets on his knees and looks up. He mutters some words, then puts his head down in shame before rolling out of the ring and limping up the ramp.
DH MAGNUSSON & SPIN HANSEN vs. LOS DEFENESTRATORS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe former champions Los Defenestrators come to the ring first, then Spin Hansen’s music hits and he and DH Magnusson charge the ring and the fight is immediately on. Magnusson nails Ecosistema with a clothesline, then pounces on him and hammers him with punishing forearms. Spin ducks a Voltaje clothesline attempt and scoops him up and ties him in the tree of woe, then charges in and buries a knee in his mid section. Spin pulls Voltaje to his feet and throws him between the ropes. Meanwhile Magnusson grabs Ecosistema but the feet and catapults him up…right into a big boot from Spin. Magnusson leaves the ring and Spin whips Ecosistema to the ropes and catches him with a thunderous power slam and covers him. The count is broken up at two when El Voltaje reaches in from outside the ring and rakes Spin’s eyes. While Spin tries to clear his eyesight, Ecosistema tags in to El Voltaje. Voltaje waits for Spin to get to his feet and springs off the bottom rope and tries a back elbow, but Spin catches him and slams him to the mat, then tags in Magnusson. DH comes in and pulls Voltaje to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a back elbow that stuns him, then hits the ropes and connects with a big boot to the back of El Voltaje’s head. Magnusson grabs a leg and drops several elbows across the inside of El Voltaje’s knee, then tags Spin back in. Spin climbs to the second rope and drops a knee on El Voltaje’s leg that has him howling in pain. Spin pulls him to his feet and hefts him up on his shoulder, tags in Magnusson, then plants him on the mat with an Alabama slam. Magnusson comes off the top rope with a rolling thunder type move that knocks all the air out of El Voltaje. Ecosistema charges in and breaks up the pin attempt. Spin tries to pull El Voltaje up again, but this time El Voltaje nails him with a low blow. Voltaje crawls over and tags in Ecosistema, he comes in and plants Spin on the mat with a DDT, then bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across his jaw. Ecosistema covers, but Spin kicks out at one. Ecosistema pulls Spin to his feet and catches him in a sleeper hold, but Spin falls back into the corner to break it, unfortunately it is the Los Def corner and Ecosistema tags in El Voltaje. While Spin is fighting with Ecosistema in the corner, Voltaje spins Spin around and hits a stunner, covers and gets a two count that is broken up by Magnusson. Voltaje gets a little cocky and nails Spin with several stiff kicks to the shoulders and legs, then hits the ropes for the finishing shot on Spin’s head, but Spin pops to his feet and PLANTS him with a spine buster. Spin bellows like a wounded animal and whips Voltaje into the corner and hammers him mercilessly with forearms, then pulls him out and tags in Magnusson. Spin hauls Voltaje up for a power bomb, and Magnusson climbs to the top and drops an elbow at the same time! Magnusson covers, but Ecosistema runs in and breaks it up. Spin Hansen and DH Magnusson are both to their feet and they back Ecosistema across the ring. Finally Spin charges and takes himself and Ecosistema over the top rope with a clothesline. Meanwhile it looks like Voltaje is digging in his boot for something, DH Magnusson turns around and Voltaje BLASTS him with a pair of brass knucks! The referee never saw it! Magnusson falls like a ton of bricks and Voltaje pounces on him and covers, making sure to hide the knucks. Oblivious to what has just happened, the referee makes the three count just as Spin Hansen makes it back into the ring.
WINNERS in 15:55 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Los Defenestrators
DONOVAN VIPER vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchStaredown at the bell and words are exchanged and a shoving match breaks out. Stiff lockup and Viper grabs the upper hand, and Williams goes to the ropes to break. Again, and this time LDW grabs a headlock, but Viper uses the hair to break and gets a belly to back suplex. Bridge gets nothing, and Williams rolls thru and maintains the hold. Back up, and Viper dumps Williams to the floor. LDW back to the apron, but Viper bumps him to the railing. DV to the floor and pounds on Williams, but LDW fights back and sends Viper to the post. Into break the count, and Williams right back out. Viper with a sucker punch and sends LDW to the post, but Williams blocks and goes to the eyes. Snap suplex on the floor, and then another as the ref gets to seven, so LDW goes into break the count again. Referee Hale has words for him, allowing Viper to recover and trip up Williams. Viper slingshots in with a legdrop, then hits a Tiger suplex. D-3 is blocked and back to the corner, and Williams with shoulder thrusts to the gut. Superplex is blocked though and Viper hits a second rope shoulderblock. Shortarm clothesline, and Viper takes LDW down with a stiff running knee lift. Viper with the DEATH ELBOW, but Williams sidesteps him and sends him over the top and Viper takes a good bump. Williams fakes a suicide dive, but just hops out and kicks the hell out of Viper. Williams tries the DDT on the floor, but Viper backdrops him. Viper back in and tries the SIDEWINDER as Williams gets back in, but LDW grabs the ropes to block. Referee forces a break, and Viper comes back in with the DEATH ELBOW, but this time Williams sidesteps him with a drop toehold, directly into the STF~! Viper can't reach the ropes and is in trouble. Hale asks Viper if he's had enough, and Viper refuses to quit. Just as DV looks like he's gonna tap, he grabs Hale by the hair and slams his head off the mat.... and the ref CALLS FOR THE BELL?? Yup, Junior Hale disqualifies Viper for hitting him and the crowd is pissed, not to mention Williams.
WINNER by DQ in 9:48: L.D. WILLIAMS
STANK vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchCapellan comes to the ring first with a look of determination in his eyes. He paces in the ring, apparently mentally running through the match. Stank is introduced and the massive OOWF world heavyweight champion makes his way to the ring watching Capellan the entire time. Stank gets into the ring and hands his title to the referee and marches to the center of the ring. Capellan walks up to Stank and they go nose to chest. The referee calls for the bell and Capellan immediately offers his hand. Stank looks at him sideways a bit, and then accepts his handshake to a nice pop from the crowd. The two slowly circle then lock up. Stank easily shoves the much smaller Capellan to the mat. Capellan springs back to his feet and they immediately lock up again. This time Capellan slips behind Stank and tries a waist lock, but he cannot get his arms around Stank. Stank backs him into a corner and the referee calls for, and gets a clean break. Capellan looks a bit frustrated, but comes back to the center of the ring again. This time they lock up and Stank sends Cap to the ropes, Cap rebounds and ducks a clothesline, then immediately puts on the breaks and hits a Pele kick that catches Stank between the eyes and staggers the big man. Capellan gets to his feet and lands several stiff kicks to Stank’s hamstrings, dropping him to one knee. Capellan hits the ropes again and nails Stank with a clothesline that sends him to the mat. Capellan covers, but Stank powers out before the referee can even make a one count. Stank gets to his feet and Capellan waits on the apron, then spring boards into the ring, but Stank catches him in mid air and swats him to the mat. Stank pulls Capellan to a sitting position and drops several elbows down on top of his head, then slams him back to the mat and drops a big elbow across his chest and covers. The referee gets to two before Capellan kicks out. Stank pulls Cap to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but holds on and pulls him back into a short arm clothesline. Cap falls limply to the mat, but Stank doesn’t let go, instead he pulls Capellan back up and hoists him on his shoulders for a Stank-U, but Capellan slithers down Stank’s back and tries to take him over with a sunset flip. Stank will not go over, and tries the obligatory Big Man Sit-down, but Cap gets out of the way before he can land it. Stank sits on the mat and Capellan charges and catches Stank in the face with a kick that stuns the champ. Capellan covers and gets a two count. Keeping Stank on the mat, Capellan goes to the apron and springs in landing a 450 springboard splash and covers again, and gets another two count. Capellan grabs Stank’s legs and turns him over in a sharpshooter, but Stank still has too much strength in his legs and he is able to power out. Capellan climbs to the top rope and waits perched there, Stank gets to his feet a little unsteady and Cap leaps trying for a cross body, but Stank catches him, and in one swift motion hefts him up in his shoulders and falls backward with a Samoan drop. Both men are down on the mat for a moment. Stank gets to his feet first and pulls Capellan up and whips him hard into the corner. Capellan hits chest first and staggers backward, Stank follows him in with a clothesline that sends Capellan face first into the second turnbuckle. Stank senses that he has Capellan hurt and moves in for the kill, dragging him to the center of the ring, then dropping a massive leg across his chest. Stank casually covers and gets a two count, but somehow Capellan manages to roll his shoulder. Stank is losing some patience now and he mounts Cap and hammers him with forearms to the side of the head. Capellan covers up as best he can to keep from getting his head caved in, and finally Stank relents. He pulls Capellan to his feet again and hauls him up in a vertical suplex, but Capellan wiggles free and grabs Stank and hits a backstabber! Capellan has Stank on the mat and grabs his arm and lands a curb stomp before climbing the ropes and trying an inverted whisper in the wind! But Stank moves out of the way and the referee catches a boot from Cap and goes flying. Stank pulls Capellan to his feet, and plants him with a slam, when WHAM! Canadian Dragon is in the ring with a steel chair! The first shot lands across Stank’s back, Stank turns to face Dragon and the chair dents his skull dropping Stank to one knee. Canadian Dragon hits the ropes and NAILS Stank in the face with the final shot sending him to the mat. By now, Capellan is on his feet and is yelling at Canadian Dragon. Dragon just looks at Capellan and shakes his head, then turns and slams the char down repeatedly on Stank’s ribs. After two or three shots, when Canadian Dragon goes back for another shot, Capellan grabs the chair, spinning Dragon around. Capellan lands a spinning heel kick that sends the chair back into Dragon’s face, knocking him out of the ring to the floor. Capellan is furious now and slips out of the ring and lands a couple of stiff kicks to Canadian Dragon before putting him on the Trinidad & Tobago Announce Table. Capellan rolls back into the ring and grabs the chair and climbs to the top rope and lands an CABBIE FACEBUSTER! Sending Dragon crashing through the table! The crowd starts the appropriate HOLY SHIT! Chant. Capellan rolls back into the ring and stops to look at the carnage. Canadian Dragon has not moved a bit. Capellan turns around and runs right into Stank who hauls him up and lands the STANK-U! Stank covers, and the referee has recovered enough to make the three count.
WINNER in 20:10 – Stank
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Years Evil III Pay Per View! Live December 30th From Makakilo City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! January 2nd from La Paz, Mexico!
For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts
This has been an OOWF production, produced by the LD-Tar-Jack-Fire-Crete-Cap Production Company in accordance with Ecosystem Ltd.
