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Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 28, 2008 12:10:01 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Knob Noster, Missouri
<GM the Rick comes out to the top of the ramp as the show opens, mic in hand>
As many of you know it is an OOWF tradition to have a tournament each February, the OOWF Invitational is the opportunity for one man to prove himself worthy and earn a title shot. This year we decided to do things slightly different, we decided to open up the final eight spots in the tourney to competition among others. So, we invited thirty-two former OOWF wrestlers to compete in a two week tournament. The last eight standing will be entered into the OOWF Invitational starting January 30th. Good luck to everyone.
<GM the Rick turns and is about to leave when Moosehead Jack appears on the OOTron>
GMtR: You son of a bitch! I suspended you!
MHJ: Calm down Ricky, I am not in the building tonight. You can keep me out, but you can’t stop what I have to say. Rick, I gave you the chance to back down, I gave you the chance to change your mind. But you insisted on making me an example of your incompetence with Crete. Rick, I told you this before, I am NOT Chris Cole, I will NOT sit back and let you play games with me. See Rick, I know damn well that you hold all the cards. You have the power in the OOWF, and you showed that last week when you put me in a match against every jobber the OOWF has ever used. Now, you know damn well how I was going to respond to that, that’s why you damn near shit yourself in your office. Rick, I have every right to come down there and beat you to death. But then I got to thinking, all that would lead to is more crap for me. You would want revenge, you would still hold the book, you would still decide the matches, and I would be left out in the cold. See Rick, I may be a lot of things, but I am not a stupid man. So I decided the best way to get even with you, would be to dig around a little bit in your past, dig a bit in the OOWF’s past. When I did, an old friend of ours came up.
<The camera pulls back and we see LJ Bennett sitting next to Moose. Rick sees him and trembles a little bit>
LJB: For those of you who don’t know me, let me introduce myself. My name is LJ Bennett. Now, I know that name means little to most of you, so allow me to go into a bit of detail. You see back in 2004 a man named Ecosystem came to me with an idea to create a brand new wrestling federation – the OOWF. He told me he had ideas, he had a home base, and he had talent lined up. The only thing he was lacking was money. So, being the business man that I am, I signed up and bankrolled the whole affair. Hell I even worked with this man <pointing to Moose> collecting talent to form the Establishment. Now, the first few months went real well. I made my money back, and the whole venture was doing quite well for itself. Then, the higher ups decided in March of 2005 that they wanted a General Manager to run things. Well, since it was my money that started this, I wanted in on it. I lobbied for the job, but in the end, it went to Rick. Hey, no hard feelings on my part, that’s how it goes. But a strange thing happened once Rick took over. I was slowly phased out until suddenly my services were no longer needed and I was given my unconditional release from the very thing I had helped create.
Now, needless to say I was not a happy man. But a Bennett does not pout, he puts his mind to other endeavors. I decided that I would go to law school. I got my degree in law from Harvard, but the wrestling bug never left. I could never completely get it out of my system. So in February of 2007 I decided I needed to act on that impulse, I needed to get back in the game. And I did. I created the PHWF – the Pun’s House Wrestling Federation. I contacted some old friends from the OOWF and we were up and running. But it didn’t last long, did it Rick. You wouldn’t let us. Within three months you sent Outback Jack to one of our events to run interference. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you forced all OOWF employees to sign no-compete clauses. You knew damn well that two-thirds of my roster was OOWF guys, you knew damn well that by doing that, you were putting me out of business.
GM the Rick: Bennett, that is a nice story and all, but none of it is true, you know damn well that……
LJB: Oh really? Well Rick, it also just so happens that Chris Alt and Johnny Adrenaline were both champions in the PHWF when I had to fold the promotion. You always resented that, and where are Alt and Adrenaline now? They are gone. You made sure they were no longer welcome in the OOWF after they had achieved success in the PHWF. You screwed two men because they sought money and fame elsewhere, and Rick, I am telling you right now, that is NOT going to happen to my client Moosehead Jack.
GMtR: Your CLIENT? Oh this is rich. Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like Moosehead Jack has not hired a lawyer to fight his battles for him.
<The crowd laughs in approval>
LJB: You can laugh and mock all you want Rick. What you may not realize is this, after the PHWF failed, I considered action against the OOWF for business monopoly and unfair practices. As part of an out of court settlement, I was not only given a spot on the OOWF’s Board of Directors, I became the man in charge. So, Rick, I guess that means I am your boss. Nevertheless you will have the papers on your desk tomorrow. A Cease and Desist order, my client will get the treatment he deserves, or else.
GMtR: Don’t you threaten me! I don’t give a damn what you think you are the boss of, b]I[/b] run things here!
LJB: Rick, it’s not just a threat. You crossed the wrong man, and you are going to pay. There is more to the story that needs to be told, but that will come at another time. For now, you have started a war, and if you want to win, you had better rethink your strategy. -Bennett looks at Moose- Trust me.[/i]
<The screen goes black and the crowd goes quiet, a slight buzz ripples through the crowd wondering what they just heard. Without looking around, GM the Rick walks right to the back>
OOWF Invitational Qualifying Tournament – Round 1[/u]
JW WESTGAARD vs. SMARK
The first match of our qualifying tournament features former wCw member JW Westgaard taking on Smark. Both men make their way to the ring, and before the introductions are even over, Smark attacks from behind with a forearm to the back of the head that staggers Westgaard a bit and sends him into the corner. Smark goes right to the eyes with a poke, then rakes Westgaard down the back with his nails as Westgaard staggers out. Course, JWW is wearing a hockey jersey, so I am not sure how much good that did. Smark grabs JWW and whips him across the ring and hits a clothesline that sends JWW to the mat. Smark looks pretty proud of himself and lets the fans know it. He pulls Westgaard to his feet and rocks him with a European uppercut, then turns to taunt the crowd. What Smark doesn’t realize is that it really didn’t hurt Westgaard so much, and he is just standing there looking at him. When Smark turns back around Westgaard nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. JWW pulls Smark up and plants him on the mat with a scoop slam, then hits the ropes and drops a knee across his chest. Westgaard mounts Smark and pummels him with rapid fire shots to the face. The referee threatens disqualification, so Westgaard breaks, for a moment, then hammers him with a couple more for good measure. Westgaard pulls Smark up to a sitting position and hits the ropes and buries a knee in the middle of his back that sends Smark into spasm’s of pain. Westgaard smiles at this and pulls him to his feet and whips him across the ring, JWW hits the opposite ropes and KILLS Smark with a CROSS CHECK!! Westgaard pulls a dazed Smark to his feet and hits the ICE AUGER, covers, and gets the three count. WINNER in 2:54 – JW Westgaard
JUSTIN SANE vs. PREDATOR
Predator is out to the ring first, jogging in place as he waits for Justin Sane to make his way to the ring. Sane is announced and he comes out to the roar of the crowd. A local heckler gets in Sane’s face, and naturally being a bad, bad man, Sane stands up to him. The local man grabs Sane by the throat and tosses him into the crowd where he is crowd surfed around the arena. On his trip around, he submits twelve times, and gets proposed to twice. Finally the crowd gets him all the way around and dumps him over the guard rail by the ring. Sane immediately turns to the crowd and gives the “put up your dukes” sign. Predator has had about enough and leaves the ring, gets a running start and nearly spears Sane in half outside the ring. Predator picks Sane up and military presses him over his head and throws him OVER the top rope back into the ring. Sane is dazed but gets to his feet as Predator climbs into the ring. Sane bounds off the ropes and tries to take him down with a shoulder tackle, but Sane bounces off of Predator with no apparent harm done to him. Predator pulls Sane up and sends him to the ropes and plants him with a sick spine buster. Predator covers, but pulls Sane up at two and shoves him into the corner where he beats him mercilessly with punches and kicks drawing a warning from the referee and the threat of a disqualification. While Predator is arguing with the referee, Sane regains his composure and climbs to the top rope and waits for Predator to turn around. Sane looks kind of lost up there, but nevertheless when Predator turns around Sane leaps and tries a sunset flip, but Predator won’t go over. He drops down on Sane and gets a two count holding onto the ropes, the referee sees this and kicks Predator’s hands off the ropes and Sane rolls Pred up and gets a slick little pull of the tights and the three count. WINNER in 4:12 – Justin Sane
BLACKDRAGON vs. ENDO
The bizarre Endo makes his way to the ring, he looks like he has become a bit more crazed since the last time we saw him, if that is even possible. He climbs between the ropes and begins to pat down the referee, who doesn’t exactly appreciate it. Blackdragon is announced next and he makes his way to the ring and climbs between the ropes and gets a bit of an amused look on his face when he sees Endo. The referee calls for the bell and the two men slowly circle and lock up. Endo immediately grabs a side head lock, and Blackdragon just as quickly turns it around and drops him with a belly to back suplex. Dragon spins to his feet quickly and as Endo gets to his feet he scoops him up and plants him on the mat. BD hits the ropes and drops a leg across his chest and covers, but Endo is out at one. BD pulls him up and lands an inverted atomic drop that sends Endo against the ropes, Blackdragon gets a head of steam and a clothesline takes them both over the rope to the floor. Both men get to their feet and exchange chops, BD grabs Endo by the head and slams him into the face with a head but, then goes ballistic and tries to cave in Endo’s chest with chops. Endo escapes the onslaught by rolling back into the ring and trying to call a time out from the referee. Dragon gets back in and pulls Endo to his feet, but Endo gets a poke to the eyes that stops Dragon. Endo pulls Dragon to the corner and lands a couple of stiff shoulder blocks to the gut, then turns him upside down and ties him in the tree of woe, then gets a running start and buries a knee into Dragon’s midsection sending him to the mat. Endo pulls Dragon up and sets him on the top rope, and lands an open hand slap across Dragon’s face. Endo climbs up, but the slap just infuriated Dragon and he grabs Endo by the head and repeatedly slams him in the face with head buts sending Endo falling into the ring. Dragon gets to his feet and lands a flying head but on Endo, then pulls him up and hits a German suplex, bridges, and gets the pin. WINNER in 5:01 – Blackdragon
NAYR vs. GRUNT
The massive Grunt makes his way to the ring along with his handler Sydney Shale. Grunt paces in the ring bellowing like a wounded animal. Nayr is announced, but instead of the normal hyper Paladin we remember, he comes out in a blinding white light, dressed in white and accompanied by Seraph. Evidently Nayr is another convert to Seraphism. They slowly make their way to the ring and climb between the ropes. Nayr has a look of pure serenity on his face, which is remarkable considering he is facing the massive Grunt here. Seraph gives Nayr some words of wisdom and the bell rings and this one is underway. The two men meet in the center of the ring and Grunt pie faces Nayr to the mat. Nayr springs to his feet and looks angry, but immediately regains his composure and calms down. Nayr is about to lock up with the behemoth Grunt when he slips behind him and lands some stiff kicks to the back of his legs. This staggers Grunt a bit, he turns around and Nayr lands a forearm to the mouth, then leaps up and lands an enzuguri that staggers the big man. Nayr climbs to the top rope and lands a missile drop kick that really rocks the big man, but he still won’t go down. Nayr leaves the ring and waits on the apron, when Grunt turns around Nayr springboards off the top rope and lands a spinning heel kick that finally takes Grunt to the mat, popping the crowd huge! Nayr hits a rolling thunder and covers, but Grunt kicks out at one. The big man gets to his feet as Nayr climbs to the top rope again and waits, Grunt spies him and Nayr leaps and looks like he is going to try a hurracarana, which obviously fails, so Nayr starts pummeling Grunt in the head with rights and lefts, Grunt staggers to the ropes and falls over the top rope to the floor! Nayr saves himself and slips back into the ring. Grunt looks shocked at the smaller Nayr, and Shale tries to console him. Inside the ring Nayr gets a running start and dives between the ropes, but Shale handed Grunt a steel chair, and he PASTES Nayr in the face as he sails between the ropes. This happens in front of the referee, who immediately calls for the disqualification. WINNER in 3:39 by disqualification - Nayr
F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON & FIRECHILD vs. APOCALYPTIC BASTARDS vs. THE NERVE AGENT & BLITZ
AB are in already in the ring (no intro for jobbers) and Nerves Agent & Blitz follow, to an interesting mash up of Megadeth and Emanuel. AB vacates the ring and glare from the shadows as the newcomers pose on the turnbuckle. Their music is cut short and replaced by F. Fonzworth Cappington's music, and he enters, in his full regalia with Lance. He advances halfway down the ramp, and turns and looks annoyed. Lance scurries backstage and drags Firechild out. Firechild is playing a PSP and the camera catches a glimpse of him playing SD! vs. RAW, playing as Chris Jericho and beating Randy Orton silly with a chair. MacCappington grabs the game and tosses it into the crowd. He starts to castigate Firechild, only to be shoved in the back by TNA! Firechild laughs, then sees Blitz launching a Whisper in the Wind at him over TNA's back! Firechild drags Lance into the way and slides into the ring. AB try to take advantage as the bell rings, and try to double team Firechild, getting a few blows in while he's on the ground, and eventually work him into the corner and start trying to beat him down. On the outside. MacCappington is asserting his authority on TNA, punching him in the gut and hitting a nasty scoop slam onto the tarmac. He tries to take his robe off, but the arm sticks, allowing Blitz to hook his head, kick off the barricade and hit a 720 degree springboard DDT, that implants MacCappington headfirst into the hard steel of the ramp! In the ring, SYB misses a charge into the corner and crashes into AE, and Firechild grabs him as he staggers back, and nails a DevilDriver! AE tries to kick Firechild as he gets up, but he rolls aside, grabs the leg and rolls him into the D-Tuner in the middle of the ring! AE is milliseconds away from tapping when Blitz nails Firechild with a missile dropkick to break the hold. Blitz follows up with a standing moonsault on Firechild for a one count. Blitz gets to his feet and aims a Shiner at Firechild, and hits it, and covers for the 1-2 NO! SYB breaks up the cover, and grabs hold of Blitz, only for The Nerves Agent to grab hold of him, and nail him with a back body drop! SYB writhes in the middle of the ring, as TNA helps Blitz up and they climb up the opposite corners! They pose for the crowd, then TNA nails the Corkscrew Senton, swiftly followed by Blitz nailing the Blitz Flip and he covers SYB for the 1-2 NO! Lance drags the referee back while MacCappington BEHEADS The Nerve Agent with a Clothesline From Hell. Blitz looks stunned when he doesn't hear the third thump of the ref's hand, and looks up, only for MacCappington to nail him with a double ax handle between the eyes. The referee is at the ropes yelling at Lance, and orders him to the back. He turns into the ring to see MacCappington whip Blitz to the ropes and nail him with a tackle on the way back. He covers negligently for a one count, then lifts him up and whips him again. He drops his head however, and Blitz manages to nail him with an improvised Shiner! Nerves Agent is up and climbs the ropes, as MacCappington gets to his feet he gets hit with Flipping Sitting Senton (Mily Go Round), and Nerves Agent covers for 1-2 NO! Firechild breaks up the pin, again dropping a little more weight on MacCappington than is strictly necessary. Blitz grabs him with a hammerlock, but FC reverses into an arm bar. His attempt to slow the pace is ruined when Nerves Agent nails him in the face with a baseball slide. He takes a quick advantage and slaps the Spine Line in on Firechild, who starts to struggle, in the middle of the ring. Firechild is holding out, but it looks like he might tap when Seamus McNasty slides into the ring and grabs TNA and drops him with a Black & Tan (Unprettier). Blitz goes to intervene, but has a chair flung at him, and catches it on reflex, only for The Dead to super kick it into his face! The referee screams at Seamus and the Dead, but they shrug and laugh at him. Dead leaves the ring as Seamus hoists TNA onto his shoulders and nails the Celtic Cross off the second rope! The referee screams at Seamus to leave, but eh just smiles and makes his way calmly to the back. MacCappington gets to his feet in the ring and looks at the carnage - the now recovered SYB tries to sneak up on him and kick him in the nuts, but MacCappington turns, catches his leg and tosses him bodily over the top rope. AE is also up and throws a punch at MacCappington, but he blocks and nails him with the Greetings from Pacific Heights, and covers for 1-2 NO! Firechild drops a leg over MacCappington's back, drags AE away from under him and covers himself! 1-2-3! WINNERS in 7:11 via pin-fall are F. Fonzworth MacCappington & Firechild
Firechild has his hand raised as MacCappington gets to his feet. FFM is furious and gets in Firechild's face, then he just smiles in the smuggest way possible, turns and leaves. Firechild looks as he goes, looking a little crestfallen...
KNIFE vs. OUTBACK JACK
Sterling Glaw is YOUR referee!
Slow circle to start, Knife looking completely focused. Lockup, the two pushing back and forth a bit, OBJ with a huge weight advantage as he puts Knife in the corner. Glaw separates them, Knife looking a little concerned. OBJ grins as he backs up, urging Knife to come out and continue. They lock up again, this time Knife getting one of OBJ's arms and wringing it. He hammerlocks the arm and tries to pull up sharply, making the big Australian wince. Knife pulls out of the hammerlock and headlocks OBJ, trying to keep his leverage advantage for the moment. OBJ gets his inside arm free and shoves Knife at the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a huge back body drop. OBJ turns and stomps on Knife a few times, then takes a moment to pose to the crowd. OBJ turns back to Knife, who hasn't completely returned to his feet, and winds up for a kick to the ribs. Knife shifts positions and picks OBJ's ankle, toppling the big man. Knife then sets himself in a standing leg lock, twisting here and there to keep OBJ in place. OBJ tries to scoot free but Knife keeps up, but Knife can't pull OBJ away from the ropes. Clean rope break, OBJ limping slightly as he regains his feet. OBJ takes a couple of swings at Knife, drawing a warning from Glaw. Knife uses the distraction to get a punch off, but OBJ catches his fist. Knife swings with the other hand and connects, and he draws a warning from the ref. Knife launches into a flurry of offense, backing the slower OBJ into the corner. Glaw tries to back Knife out of the corner, but only succeeds briefly as Knife attempts a corner STAB! Glaw backs Knife away further for that attempt, and OBJ gets himself steadied to step clear of the corner. He taunts Knife, who tries to charge but Glaw keeps him in place. OBJ grins even bigger and draws his OWN knife, threatening his opponent playfully. Knife starts raving that his opponent has a weapon; Glaw wheels and OBJ hides it behind his back. Knife fumes, but as Glaw continues to admonish him, OBJ puts his knife away and waits for Knife to end his temper tantrum. Knife finally calms down enough to continue, and he dashes at OBJ to attempt to land a SLASH, which surprisingly connects! Knife stomps on OBJ to soften him up for a final assault. Knife drags OBJ to a corner and positions him for a shot FROM THE HEAVENS! Knife lands it but ONLY GETS A TWO COUNT! OBJ chuckles to himself as he gets to his feet and Knife's face is almost violet with rage! He points at OBJ and lambastes him for his sins, which OBJ looks at the crowd, shrugs, then levels Knife with a BOOMERANG! 1, 2, 3, we're done! WINNER in 6:32 - Outback Jack
<We cut immediately to the back where we see Knife trying to calm himself>
??: you've lost focus
Knife: I can do better, I have done better here.
??: It seems your time here is only leading you down the darker path.
Knife: I have not strayed from The Path.
Seraph: (seems to "appear" in the doorway) What I saw in that ring was ill befitting you. My return, it seems, is just in time.
Knife: I'm no zealot..... not like you.
Seraph: I am no "Zealot"... my path, like yours, is narrow. Yours is narrower still. You have a lot to atone for.
Knife: (frowns)
Seraph: show remorse for your sins, Knife. This is your one chance to speak to me or others may come.
Knife: (seats himself) bless me Seraph for I have sinned. While my life is whole and pure, the path is narrow and I lose my way.........
OOWF Invitational Qualifying Tournament – Round 1[/u]
GATORBAIT vs. BLADE
GatorBait comes to the ring with old manager Wally B. King, slapping hands with the fans the whole way. Blade is announced, and he makes his way to the ring with Ayaka and her handy baseball bat. Blade climbs into the ring and immediately attacks Gator from behind and throws him out of the ring. Blade follows him to the floor and scoops him up and slams him on the concrete. Blade grabs a chair and slams it down across Gator’s back then rolls Gator onto the announce table and looks like he is going to try a pile driver, but Gator manages to block the move and reverses it into a CHOMP! THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! Blade is DEAD! The crowd erupts in a HOLY SHIT chant as Gator frees himself from the rubble and rolls Blade under the bottom rope back into the ring. Gator immediately covers, and gets the one, two, thre…NO! Ayaka reaches in and puts Blade’s leg on the bottom rope. This brings Wally racing around the ring, he pulls Ayaka off the apron and gives her a couple of suggestive pelvic thrusts. She swings wildly with the bat and King ducks and plants a kiss right on Ayaka’s mouth. Ayaka tosses the bat into the ring, right to a waiting Blade, Blade turns and swings wildly at Gator, but he ducks the swing and atomic drops him into the ropes, Blade rebounds and Gator catches him with a boot in the midsection and a second CHOMP!! This time, Blade is likely really dead, Gator covers and gets the three count. WINNER in 2:54 – GatorBait
SERAPH vs. MORTE
Morte, who was last seen driving the Bus of the Undead Gimmicks makes his way to the ring and climbs to the top rope and sits waiting. The arena goes dark and soothing lute music pipes through the air. A tiny beam of light appears in the center of the ring and slowly increases in intensity and size until it is a blinding spotlight. Then we see that Seraph is standing in the spotlight looking down at the mat. He looks up at the crowd then slowly raises his eyes to the heavens and the arena lights come on and the spotlight disappears. Before Seraph can take off his robe, Morte leaps off the top rope and catches him in the back of the head with a missile drop kick! Morte is quickly back to his feet and he stomps away at the back of Seraph’s head and catches him with a stiff kick to the mouth, which gets him a quick one count. Morte pulls Seraph up and hits a quick suplex, then leaves the ring and heads to the apron and springs over the top with a guillotine leg drop for two. Morte argues with the referee for a moment which allows Seraph to get to one knee. Morte runs in and tries a kick to the head, but Seraph sweeps the leg and sends Morte to the mat. As Morte gets up and turns to face Seraph, Seraph, with the calm serene look never leaving his face, hits a palm thrust that sends Morte staggering back against the ropes. As Morte staggers forward, Seraph stops him by grabbing his shoulder and gives him an almost apologetic look, then scoops him up and PLANTS him with a Seraph Driver (Rikishi Driver). Seraph calmly pulls a dazed Morte back to his feet and nails the PROPITATION, covers, and gets the three count. WINNER in 4:18 - Seraph
TOMMY WILDER vs. SHASHWAT MISHRA
Shashwat Mishra is announced and he storms to the ring, yelling at the crowd and swinging a logging chain over his head. He gets into the ring and the referee tries to check him, but Mishra threatens him with the chain, so the referee bails out of the ring. Tommy Wilder, the other half of the former wCw sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, and is immediately attacked by Mishra. SM kicks Tommy in the mouth, then pulls him up and hammers away at his head. Tommy tries to escape the onslaught by running around the ring, but Mishra stays on him with shots to the temple. Finally backing him into the corner and burying a knee into Tommy’s midsection. Mishra pulls Tommy out of the corner and takes him to the mat with a gut wrench suplex, then pulls him up and grabs a side head lock, and concealed from the referee lands several short stiff shots to the mouth. Wilder falls to the mat in pain and Mishra pulls a pencil out of his tights and tilts Tommy’s head back and repeatedly jabs him with the pencil. Tommy fights to his feet and forces Mishra back with a stiff chop, then lands a drop kick to his face. Tommy grabs Mishra in a side head lock, springs off the ropes and plants him with a bulldog. Wilder rolls him over and gets a two count, but Mishra powers out. Tommy grabs Mishra but Mishra catches him with a knee to the mid section, then a head butt and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Mishra follows him on the outside and they brawl for a minute as the referee counts. Both men get on the apron and continue to fight, Mishra swings wildly and Wilder ducks and connects with a kick to the gut doubling Mishra over. Tommy puts a leg across Mishra’s back and Mishra tries a back flip, inadvertently sending Tommy back into the ring. Tommy lands on his feet just as the referee hits ten! WINNER by Countout in 6:03 – Tommy Wilder
PHIL vs. HARPER CAMBY
Harper Camby is announced and makes his way to the ring amid a YOU TOOK STEROIDS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP chant. He sneers at the crowd and threatens to beat up an old lady, so she jabs him in the thigh with a sewing needle. Certainly not the first time he has been jabbed with a needle I am sure. Phil, the 13th level prehistoric ninja zombie pirate lawyer is announced to the wild cheers from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring and climbs in, this should be a great match up of sheer size vs. brute strength. Collar and elbow in the center of the ring, Camby pushes Phil back to one corner, the referee wants a clean break, but Camby gives Phil a stiff chop for good measure, so Phil grabs Camby and reverses position and kicks him to the mat stomping the proverbial mud hole in him. Phil gives the double bird, then adds one more kick to the face for good measure. Camby rolls out of the ring and tries to recover. Phil wanders too close to the ropes and Camby reaches in and pulls Phil off of his feet and out of the ring. On the outside Camby wraps a cord around Phil’s throat and tries to choke Phil out, but Phil escapes with a rake to the eyes. Phil rolls Camby back into the ring and tries a Super Canadian Destroyer, but Camby drops low and nails Phil with a low blow. The referee does not call for the bell because it is not immediately clear if 13th level prehistoric ninja zombie pirate lawyers actually have nads. Camby pulls Phil to his feet and scoops him up and SLAMS HIM!! What an impressive display by Camby! Camby covers, but only gets a one count. Both men slowly get to their feet and Camby hits the ropes with a clothesline that rocks Phil, then a second, and a third, but Phil catches him and hits a YARPLEX!!! But Camby’s boot hits the ref! Phil covers for about an hour, but there is no ref. He gets to his feet and pulls the ref up, but Camby goes to the boot and pulls out brass knuckles and CLOCKS Phil! Camby stashes them and covers, one, two, three, this one is over. WINNER in 7:11 – Harper Camby
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DH MAGNUSSON & SPIN HANSEN – Best of Seven Series, Match 3: Cage Match
Phantos and Lucios enter the ring first. They make their way to the ring, high-fiving the fans along the way. Once they are in the ring, DH Magnusson and Spin Hansen’s music plays and they make their way to ringside. The former champions enter the ring. Referee Angelo Barros is inside the ring, Sterling Glaw mans the door. The bell sounds, and Phantos charges across the ring at Hansen, sliding face first between Hansen’s legs and scrambling to the cage door. Glaw opens the door and Phantos gets both hands on the apron when Hansen is finally able to drag him back in. Lucios and Magnusson trade punches in the other corner. Magnusson blocks a left and reaches out and thumbs Lucios in the eye. He grabs the mask and rockets Lucios into the cage wall face first! Lucios topples to the ground and Magnusson and Hansen then go to work on Phantos. They send him into the ropes and connect with a double clothesline and then set him up for a double suplex. Phantos tries to block the move, and is rewarded with stereo kicks to the gut. Hansen and Magnusson set him up again, this time lifting him up for the suplex, but falling forward with a forceful double gordbuster! No time to celebrate, as Lucios connects with a big boot to Hansen as he tried to get back to his feet. Magnusson tries a clothesline, but Lucios ducks and the big man levels Magnusson with a dropkick! Hansen is up and he gets spinebustered back to the mat. All four men make it to their feet again. They square off and circle one another for a moment. Lucios and Phantos nod in each others direction, and suddenly they double dropkick Spin Hansen! Phantos tries a cover while Lucios heads off Magnusson. Barros drops down and gives a 1…2…but Hansen gets his shoulder up at 2. Phantos again scrambles for the cage door, only to be tripped by Hansen. Spin pops up and starts to lock in the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on Phantos, only to have Lucios reverse an Irish whip and send Magnusson crashing into his own partner. Lucios grabs Hansen and hoists him up for a gorilla press slam. DH dives at Lucios’ knee and send both men crashing back to the mat. Phantos charges at DH, but Magnusson side steps him and Phantos’ momentum send him crashing into the cage wall. Magnusson motions towards Glaw, and begins to crawl through the ropes and gets his head out the door when Lucios drags him back into the ring and nails him with a DDT. Spin breaks up the pin attempt before Barros even gets to the mat. Hansen and Magnusson begin to work Lucios over with a flurry of punches. Lucios ducks a punch from Hansen and it connects on Magnusson’s check. They pause and look at each other. That delay lets Lucios knee Hansen in the gut, back elbow Magnusson into the corner, and hoist Spin Hansen up and border toss him across the ring. Magnusson hits Lucios from behind, and they go to war again with chops, punches and elbows as the battle for an advantage Phantos is on his feet and begins scrambling to the top of the cage. Lucios grabs Magnusson and executes a powerful slingshot suplex, and DH is prone on the mat. Hansen and Lucios begin exchanging elbows, chops, punches, and kicks. Phantos stands at the top of the cage, takes a couple of steps sideways on the cage railing and gestures to the crowd. He leaps, tucks and somersaults to the mat, landing on Magnusson with the worlds first ever 990 backsplash! The crowd goes absolutely bananas and breaks out in a “You’re A-Mazing…clap clap clapclapclap” chant. Neither Phantos or Magnusson are moving! They Might Be DEAD! Hansen has gotten the upper hand on Lucios and catches him with a DDT. Hansen reaches over and covers Phantos instead. Barros makes a 1...2...and SOMEHOW, Phantos gets is shoulder up before the 3 count. Hansen grabs Phantos in a waist lock and delivers a release German suplex. Lucios is up and rushes in and spears Hansen as he gets to his feet, through the ropes and into the cage wall. The steel structure wobbles momentarily, but stays upright. All four men are on the mat. Phantos makes it to his feet and takes off across the ring, climbing the turnbuckles and up the cage wall. Hansen scrambles behind him and scales the turnbuckles and drags Phantos back down by his ankle. Phantos falls and crotches himself on the ropes. Hansen grabs the ropes and shakes them up and down, causing Phantos to fall to the ground for some mudhole-stomping. Lucios is up and grabs Magnusson, hitting him with a delay vertical suplex. Lucios hoists DH up and power bombs him to the mat, causing the ring and cage to shake violently. DH bounces from the impact and ends up under the ropes right beside the door. Lucios catches Spin from behind and sets him in the electric chair position. Phantos scales the corner and flies off with a missile dropkick. Dropkick Device! As Lucios attempts a cover, DH calls for the door and starts to crawl out. Phantos sees Magnusson, and rushes across the ring to stop him. Barros drops and makes the pin count 1…2…Hansen lifts his arm in the air at 2 to avoid the pin fall, and in doing so trips Phantos, who had tried to leap over the pin attempt to get to Magnusson. Phantos tumbles forward into the corner and gets an up close view of Magnusson falling out the door and onto the arena floor. WINNERS in 33:49 – DH Magnusson & Spin Hansen – DH & Spin lead the Best of Seven series 2-1
CHRIS COLE & DAVIN MORELAND vs. ERIC O’MAC & ALEXANDER DARLING
The crowd is murmuring in anticipation for a match which should prove to be, if nothing else, interesting. Rhythmic guitar strumming is heard on the PA, and the crowd rises to their feet as “All My Life” is playing, and that can only mean one thing…The E, Eric O’Mac. O’Mac is apparently in full-on prick mode tonight; with some sort of shiny green outfit and extra product in his hair. The E fakes high-fives with the crowd and points to himself, a lot. He climbs to the ring and starts to pose when… “There Can Only Be One” starts up. Alexander Darling is accompanied to the ring area by Alexis and Jamie Lynn. Jamie Lynn is staring in awe at Darling the entire entrance, while Alexis is whispering…instructions? In the ear of Alexander. He gets in the ring, and stares down “The E” for a moment, before giving him the head nod of understanding. The sweet, sweet sounds of Metallica are blasted, and “Master of Puppets” accompanies Chris Cole down the ramp. He interacts with the crowd a little bit, handing out his DVD until his stash is gone. Cole climbs into the ring without much self-promotion (other than the DVDs) and Darling and O’Mac seem to pay him little attention. The lights go out completely, huge white pyro goes off all over the place; and, what’s this? Turntable scratched guitar riffs? “Walk This Way” by Run DMC blasts and ALL of Run DLP walks down the ramp together, all looking ready to compete if need be. Phantos and Lucios slap hands with the crowd on the way down, but Moreland doesn’t take his eyes off the ring for a second. The 3 get to ringside, get into a huddle (it appears Davin is calling play), put their hands in the middle and break on “DLP”. Davin hops onto the apron from the floor (in customary impressive fashion), and walks over to the corner where Cole is. Chris Cole extends his fist to bump knuckles, but Moreland just looks at him as if he’s lost his mind, and points to the ring as if to say “You go first”. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell, and Cole locks up with Eric O’Mac, and quickly works him into a headlock. The E shoves him into the ropes, and The E drops to the ground, as if Cole is going to run over top of him. Instead, Cole just stops and STOMPS O’Mac in the back of the head. He pulls The E to his feet and drills him with a short armed Clothesline that just looked painful. Cole works into a hammerlock, and The E slaps his shoulder twice (Why do they do that again?) but reverses into an arm-wringer, then hits the mat and locks on an ARMBAR! Apparently, this enrages Moreland for some reason (Gimmick Infringement Perhaps?) and he runs in and kicks The E square in the chin, forcing the break. Hale chases Moreland back to his corner, and Darling is begging for the tag on the other side. Instead, O’Mac decides the crowd needs entertainment, and locks in a vicious CHINLOCK. Cole falls asleep until O’Mac pulls Cole to his feet. The E shoves him into the ropes and hits a nice AA SPINEBUSTER. This causes The E to make Deacon Dave gestures, and the crowd boos as one in protest. O’Mac tags out to Darling with a big broad gesture and a smile. Darling essentially ignores him as he gets to Cole before he reaches his feet. Darling works Cole over nicely with chops and kicks. He whips Cole to the ropes and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX that just looked awesome. The crowd agrees, and starts to chant “This is Awesome”. This pisses off Darling, so he kick-wham-DDTs Cole and locks on a Crossface Crippler. The crowd starts to chant “It’s too soon”. Cole manages to get to the rope and breaks, but he’s in rough shape. Darling pulls him up again and hits DA BRAINBUSTAH! And that could do it. He taunts Moreland for a second before covering, and it cost him: 1, 2, NO! Darling, frustrated, runs the ropes. Cole ducks down but Darling doesn’t pass cleanly. Cole grabbed his ankles, and Darling face plants on the mat. Cole, summoning any energy he has left, picks up Darling and HITS A HEADLINER OUT OF NOWHERE! Cole doesn’t have enough left to cover, so both men are down. The ref starts the count. O’Mac is leaning over the rope, begging for a tag. Moreland looks disinterested, but has his hand out. Cole reaches his corner milliseconds before Darling does, so Moreland runs across the ring A HOUSE OF FIRE! Clothesline for The E. Clothesline off the mat for Darling. Inverted Atomic Drop for the E. REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on O’Mac and it’s over…but… Alexis hops onto the apron to annoy Junior Hale. Moreland, not feeling up to any shenanigans this evening, climbs the ropes and hits a MISSLE DROP KICK to Alexis’ head, as she expires; much to the delight of the crowd. Alexander is obviously not pleased and grabs his nearest weapon…Jamie Lynn, and throws her into Moreland. Phantos and Lucios sense trouble and rush to the other side. But they’re a little too late. Moreland tossed Jamie Lynn aside but eats a STEEL CHAIR for his trouble. Lucios no likey and starts to clubber Darling about the head and shoulders. Phantos has apparently struck up a conversation with Jamie Lynn, and they retreat out of the fray. O’Mac, now watching this, decides the entertainment quotient MUST be ratcheted up, and attempts a SHAWN MICHAELS MEMORIAL SUICIDE PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE! Unfortunately, Moreland saw him coming, catches him in midair, and hits a PAINFUL fall away slam on the top of the barrier. The E’s back may need surgical repair. Davin notices Lucios and Darling locked up in a scrum, so he catches Lucios’ eye, and they set Darling up for a DROPKICK DEVICE! DROPKICK BY LUCIOS! I…didn’t know he could do that. O’Mac is stirring, so a bloodied Moreland goes over to renew acquaintances with a Bloody O’Mac. O’Mac is almost completely done, but to his credit, fights back like the Champ he once was; and Moreland and the E engage in what could only be termed as a slobberknocker. Lucios has the presence of mind to roll Darling back into the ring, breaking Hale’s count at 9. Cole, now conscious, looks over at Hale. He kind of shrugs his shoulders and gestures to Darling. Cole runs over and drags the lifeless, bloody bag of bones to the dead center of the ring, and locks on a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Won’t be long now. Moreland and Lucios continue a solid 2 on 1 attack on O’Mac. Alexis’ brains remain scrambled and unconscious on the floor. Phantos and Jamie Lynn are behind the announce table flirting with each other; and TEAM RABBXTFIRE IS CHARGING DOWN THE RAMP! Wha? Firewoman lifts Rabbxt from the floor and vaults him over the top rope, which allows Rabbxt to land a Corkscrew Senton on Cole. Firewoman joins him in the ring, and they both bloody up Cole. Rabbxtfire surveys the scene and spot Lucios with Davin trying to assassinate O’Mac. Firewoman hops up to the turnbuckle and lands a FLYING BACK ELBOW into the back of Lucios’ head, and he drops to the floor. Rabbxt has similar plans and tries for a 450 Moonsault on Davin, but Davin sees him, catches him, and hits a sickening sounding RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX, which has Rabbxt flying quite the distance. Phantos apparently hears the disturbance, finally, and pops his head out from behind the announce table. He gives Jamie Lynn his Sprint PCS number, and sees Rabbxt writhing on the ground. Phantos drags him to his feet and PUNCHES Rabbxt repeatedly, until Rabbxt blocks one, and it turns into a slobberknocker. It looks funny, but it also causes blood to start spurting out, as these two just don’t like each other. Fire and Lucios are locked in a tussle, and Moreland goes over to help, but is stopped by a newly conscious Alexander Darling. Davin smiles and headbutts Alexander directly in his nose; breaking it again. Laughing, he doesn’t notice Firewoman, and she hits him with a Snap Mare Takeover. She hops the apron and lands a 450 SSP. She grabs a chair and goes over to Davin, but is stopped by Lucios, who grabs the chair over her head. She grins and greets him with the ol’ NUTSACK ENZIGURI. Lucios is done. Fire goes back to her intended target; but doesn’t notice Phantos flying at her off the top rope with a CORKSCREW MISSLE DROP KICK. Ow. It takes them both a second to recover, but Phantos didn’t land it cleanly, so Fire is up first. She picks up the chair again, this time aiming for Phantos, when she’s MET WITH A RIGHT HAND BY JAMIE LYNN! Fire is dropped. Everyone (Except Jamie Lynn) is dropped. Junior Hale FINALLY has seen enough and calls for the bell, after staring at the wreckage and carnage below. WINNER in 28:16 – NO CONTEST!
OOWF Invitational Qualifying Tournament – Round 1[/u]
JASON SHAPIRO vs. TOMMY O’NEIL
Jason Shapiro sprints to the ring as he is announced, the crowd doesn’t seem to remember him too well and he shows his frustration with they by waving them off and getting ready in the corner. The second half of the Devil’s Brigade – along with Harper Camby – Tommy O’Neil comes to the ring. He gets into a heated argument with an older gentleman along the way but security steps in before they can come to blows. Tommy climbs between the ropes and eyes Shapiro. The referee calls them both to the middle of the ring and they begin jawing at one another. Tommy shoves Shapiro and Shapiro responds with an enzuguri that sends O’Neil to one knee. Shapiro hits the ropes and takes Tommy down with a swinging neck breaker and covers for a once count. Shapiro pops up as does Tommy, Tommy charges and Shapiro takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the face. Shapiro hooks Tommy in a half nelson and rolls him over and gets a two count, but Tommy is out before the ref can count three. Shapiro whips O’Neil into the corner and monkey flips him to the center of the ring, then charges as Tommy gets to his feet and takes him down with a flying head scissors. Tommy bails out of the ring and immediately starts to argue with the older gentleman again. Shapiro leaves the ring and nails Tommy from behind and shoots him back into the ring. Shapiro scoops O’Neil up and plants him on the mat and climbs to the top rope. When Tommy gets to his feet, Shapiro leaps, and Tommy catches him IN MID AIR with a Wicked Left! Shapiro crumples to the mat, seriously folks he is OUT COLD. Tommy grabs his leg and hooks him in the Gaelic Cloverleaf and the referee immediately calls for the bell. WINNER in 3:11 – Tommy O’Neil
FLY vs. THIM REYNOLDS
Thim Reynolds is out first, he completely ignores the crowd and adjusts his elbow pad repeatedly while waiting for Fly to make his way out. Fly appears at the top of the ramp and runs toward the ring…..and gets clothes lined by Thim as he gets to the ring. Thim looks down at a stunned Fly and laughs, then drops an elbow across his chest. Thim scoops Fly up and slams him back first into the ring post and then rolls him into the ring where Fly grabs his back in pain. Thim comes in and measures Fly and drops a knee into the small of Fly’s back, then bow and arrows him back onto his knees trying for a submission. Fly refuses to give up and Thim lets him go. As Thim tries to pull Fly up, Fly lands a couple of stiff shots to Thim’s midsection, then rocks him back on his heels with a European uppercut. Fly whips Thim into the corner and charges in and nails a spinning heel kick that takes Fly to the apron. Thim tries to come out of the corner with a clothesline, but Fly ducks, then springs into the ring with a dropkick to the back of Thim’s head that sends Thim sprawling. Fly hits hard though and grabs his back in pain. Thim gets to his feet first and Fly shoves him back, then jumps up and charges, but Thim catches him with a brutal spine buster! Thim grabs Fly and hoists him up for a power bomb, but instead of planting him on the mat, Thim drops him across his knee. The crowd gasps as Fly writhes on the mat in pain. Thim flips Fly over and locks on the Reflex-o-Lock, then grabs his elbow pad and makes a bit of adjustment, Fly spasms in pain for a moment, then goes limp and the referee calls for the bell. WINNER in 5:09 – Thim Reynolds
HELLION vs. SOULDRAGON
This is a throwback to one of the original OOWF feuds, the Dragons vs. Hellion & Corax (rest in peace). SoulDragon comes to the ring amid the boos of the crowd. He waves them off and goes about testing the ropes. Hellion is announced and the crowd goes crazy. Hellion pauses at the top of the ramp to soak it all in. He acknowledges the crowd and this only makes them cheer even louder. Hellion makes his way to the ring and climbs between the ropes. The referee calls for the bell and this one is under way. They slowly circle and lock up, Soul Dragon slips behind Hellion and lands a couple of stiff kicks to his ham string, but Hellion side steps the last kick and lands a spinning heel kick that staggers Dragon, but Dragon grabs Hellion in a Greco-Roman knuckle lock and runs to the corner and springs off the ropes and tries to roll Hellion, but Hellion keeps hold and ends up with his knees across SD’s shoulders and gets a two count. SD kicks out and gets to his feet quickly. He grabs Hellion and whips him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment to soon, Hellion leaps over SD, and when SD stands up and turns around, Hellion PASTS him with a super kick to the chops. SoulDragon staggers back to the corner and Hellion charges in and nails him with a knee to the side of the head, then grabs him and plants him with a Northern Lights suplex, bridges and gets two. Hellion sends SD to the ropes and catches him with a release belly to belly suplex. Hellion gets up and grabs Dragon and pulls him to the corner and nails the HELL’S FURY!! Hellion covers and hooks the leg and gets the one, two, three! WINNER in 4:44 - Hellion
BRAD SMOLEY vs. BEAST
The Number of the Beast plays and Beast comes out to the top of the ramp, you may remember Beast from such things as popping out of items and raping SYB. Beast makes his way to the ring, and as he climbs between the ropes, the arena goes dark and we hear the dramatic sound of an orchestra building in tempo and volume, then just as it reaches its crescendo, a huge BELCH! The lights go on and there stands Brad “The Biscuit” Smoley at the top of the ramp! The crowd goes wild as he waddles his way to the ring. Smoley climbs between the ropes and the crowd breaks out in a SMOLEY SMOLEY SMOLEY chant, Biscuit turns and acknowledges the crowd, and nearly gets his head kicked off by Beast. The referee calls for the bell and Beast scoops Smoley up and plants him on the mat with a thunderous slam, then bounds off the ropes and drops a big leg across his chest. Beast covers, but pulls Smoley up at two. Beast rains blows down on Smoley’s head, beating him mercilessly, but then something happens, Smoley stops selling the shots! He starts to BISCUIT UP!! Smoley gets to his feet YOU!!! And Beast hits him with the Big Monster Club O’Doom. Well that pretty much ended that. Beast grabs Smoley and pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. Beast is clearly toying with Smoley now. A whip to the corner, and Smoley hits chest first and staggers backward and Beast kills him with a boot to the back of the head. The referee tells Beast to end it, so he grabs Smoley by the throat and CHOKESLAMS him straight to hell. Beast covers and gets the three count, this one is over. WINNER in 2:48 - Beast
DEFENESTRATORS vs. TEAM RABBITFIRE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Ecosystem and Voltage walk into the ring, followed momentarily by Rabbxt and Firewoman. Rabbxt starts the match for Team RabbxtFire, while Voltage starts the match for the Defenestrators. The two tie up in the center of the ring. Voltage gets Rabbxt in a hammer lock, but Rabbxt reverses it and sends Voltage to the mat with a back suplex. Rabbxt goes for a quick leg drop, but Voltage moves out of the way and Rabbxt hits the mat. Rabbxt lays down to avoid a running kick from Voltage, then sits back up and pulls Voltage backward with a roll-up. Voltage kicks out at 1, then runs towards a now standing Rabbxt with a clothesline. Rabbxt ducks the clothesline and goes for the neckbreaker. Voltage twists it around and picks Rabbxt up for a suplex. Rabbxt delivers some knees to the head while vertical, then gets put back down on his feet. He nails Voltage with a kick to the mid-section and follows up with an uppercut. Voltage falls to the mat and Rabbxt goes for a Standing Phoenix 450. Voltage gets the knees up and Rabbxt rolls off of them in pain. Voltage goes for the pin, but Rabbxt kicks out at 1. Voltage pulls Rabbxt to his feet. Rabbxt swats Voltage's hands away and nails him with a few elbow shots to the face. With Voltage groggy, Rabbxt runs towards the ropes, then hits Voltage with a high dropkick on the rebound. Voltage hits the mat, then rolls under the bottom rope, to the outside of the ring. Rabbxt gets to his feet and sees Voltage getting to his feet on the outside. Rabbxt grabs hold of the top rope and waits for Voltage to stand. He leaps up and springboards off the ropes, going for a 450 to the outside. Voltage is able to move out of the way, and Rabbxt slams his chest onto the guardrail. Voltage pulls Rabbxt to his feet and rolls him into the ring. He slides in after him and hooks the leg. Fire enters the ring and breaks up the count. While the referee gets Fire out of the ring, Voltage tags out and Ecosystem steps in. He nails Rabbxt with a few punches in the corner, then hits a snap suplex. He pulls Rabbxt to his feet and throws him into the ropes. He tries to spear Rabbxt on the rebound, but Rabbxt rolls over Ecosystem's back and tags in Firewoman. Ecosystem runs into the Team RabbxtFire corner and grabs Rabbxt, who is trying to escape under the bottom rope. Fire jumps in and hits Ecosystem with forearm shots across the back. Ecosystem is pushed into the corner and hoisted onto the top rope. Fire climbs to the top and hops onto Ecosystem's shoulders, then flips backwards and sends Ecosystem to the mat with a huracanrana. She goes for the pin, but Ecosystem kicks out at 2. Fire runs into the opposite corner and gets a cheap shot in at Voltage, then goes back for Ecosystem. Ecosystem gets up quickly and hits Fire with a stiff spinebuster. Voltage steps through the ropes to go after Fire, but Rabbxt jumps from the apron to the ropes and nails Voltage with a West Coast Pop. Ecosystem kicks Rabbxt in the chest, hard enough to send Rabbxt rolling out of the ring. The referee pushes a slightly conscious Voltage under the bottom rope, to the outside of the ring. Ecosystem lifts Fire up to her feet, then goes for a power bomb. While on Ecosystem's shoulders, Fire manages to reverse the move into a DDT of her own. Ecosystem gets spiked and Fire crawls over to her corner. Rabbxt just now gets back onto the apron and tags himself in. He jumps over the ropes and goes after Ecosystem. He hits him with elbows and kicks, then beats on him in the corner. Ecosystem turns it around and whips Rabbxt into the opposite turnbuckles. He runs after him and hits him with a clothesline in the corner. Rabbxt falls face down and Ecosystem drags him into the Defenestrators' corner. He tags in Voltage, who is still a bit loopy from the head bump. They hit Rabbxt with a double suplex before Ecosystem leaves the ring. Voltage goes to the top rope for the first time, but Rabbxt is quick to his feet and leaps onto the top rope, then throws Voltage off with a northern lights release suplex. Both men are down for a count of 6, then Rabbxt crawls over to his corner and tags Fire into the match. She runs in and skips over Voltage, then tries to swing at Ecosystem, on the apron. Ecosystem ducks the right hand and gets Fire into a sleeper. Fire sees Voltage running towards her and slips out of the hold. Voltage runs into his own partner, knocking him off the apron. Voltage turns around and avoids a high kick by Fire, then hits her with a Michinoku Driver. He goes to the top rope once more, in an attempt to end it with an Electrocution. Alexis Darling steps onto the ring apron, drawing Voltage's attention to her. The referee sees her and attempts to get her off the apron. Voltage turns back around, but Rabbxt spits the Mountain Dew Mist into his eyes, then runs around the ring, back into his corner. Fire gets to her feet and sees Voltage on the top rope, groggy and green-faced. She climbs the ropes and hits Voltage with a top rope brain buster. Alexis Darling hops off the ring apron and the referee turns around and sees Fire hooking Voltage's leg. He gets to his knees and goes for the count, but the bell sounds before the count is made, with the match reaching its time limit. WINNER – Twenty Minute Time Limit Draw
DONOVAN VIPER & RYAN HARDCORE vs. DEAD DRUNK
Dead Drunk, looking calm and collected, make their entrance first. As they warm up, Donovan Viper and Ryan Hardcore, accompanied as usual by the rest of L.O.A.D.E.D., come out to the stage. They pose to the crowd’s boos, then Viper and Hardcore head down the aisle and the rest head to the back. Referee Angelo Barros keeps the teams separated long enough to give some brief instructions, then calls for the bell. Hardcore and The Dead start things off. The Dead gets the advantage of a lock up and backs Hardcore into the corner, unleashing a series of chops. An Irish whip is followed by clothesline in the corner. The Dead goes for a DDT but Hardcore shoves him off, delivering a kick to the midsection and a DDT of his own. Hardcore heads for his corner but The Dead hooks his ankle. He sweeps Hardcore’s legs and rolls to his feet. The Dead hits the ropes and drives a knee into Hardcore’s face as he gets up, then goes to his corner and makes the tag. Seamus comes in and catches Hardcore with a kick, then stomps away at him. He picks Hardcore up and slings him into the corner, then goes to work with punches and kicks. He tries for an Irish whip but Hardcore reverses, redirecting Seamus into the Loaded corner and Viper’s waiting elbow. Hardcore follows him in with a shoulderblock from behind and makes the tag. Viper comes in as Hardcore pulls Seamus out of the corner, and they take him down with a tandem suplex. The Dead comes in to help and gets leveled by a tandem clothesline. Barros forces Hardcore to his corner and Viper sets up the D-3. He Hits the two DDTs, and goes for the jumping DDT, but The Dead spears him mid-move, sending him into the ropes. Both Viper and The Dead tumble to the outside, and Seamus ends up throat first across the ropes. Hardcore takes advantage and jumps off the apron, dropping a leg across Seamus’ neck. He joins Viper in double teaming The Dead, and they drive him into the railing and plant him with a suplex on the floor. Viper rolls back into the ring and pulls Seamus off the ropes, covering him for a two count. Hardcore delivers a final kick to The Dead and climbs onto the apron as Seamus gets to his feet. He grabs Seamus from behind and pins his arms as Viper hits the opposite ropes. As Viper comes back, The Dead hooks Seamus’ leg from the outside and drops him to the mat, causing Viper’s Death Elbow to miss and hit Hardcore instead. Hardcore tumbles off the apron to the floor Viper leans out to check on Hardcore and The Dead catches him with a running elbow. Viper stumbles back and Seamus rolls him up as The Dead pounces on Hardcore. Angelo Barros counts three just before Viper kicks out. WINNERS, in 14:47, Dead Drunk.
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OOWF Invitational Qualifying Tournament – Round 1[/u] GIMMICKMAN vs. MICROPLAYAnother match up of former bitter rivals here in the qualifier tournament. Gimmickman comes to the ring first. Microplay is announced next and comes down the aisle to a chorus of boos. He climbs between the ropes and immediately charges across the ring and attacks Gimmick nailing him on the side of the head with a double ax-handle and sending him between the ropes to the floor. Microplay storms around the ring screaming at the fans while Gimmick gets back on the apron. He runs over and tries to grab Gimmick, but Gimmick grabs his head and slams him between the eyes with a head but, then runs him down the ropes and bounces his head off the turnbuckle, as Microplay staggers backward, Gimmick charges down the apron and levels him with a clothesline. Gimmick climbs back into the ring, and MP gets to his feet and charges, but Gimmick scoops him up and slams him on the mat. GM bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across his chest, covers, and gets a two count. Gimmick pulls MP up and rocks him with several uppercuts, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the jaw with a high knee. Microplay staggers to the ropes and Gimmick charges and takes him over the top rope with a clothesline. Gimmick is pumped up and plays to the crowd a bit. Microplay hops back onto the apron and as Gimmick comes over, MP rakes his eyes and tries to run him down the apron to the turnbuckle like GM did earlier, but Gimmick gets a boot up to stop it, then slams MP into the turnbuckle again. Gimmick grabs MP and tries to belly to back suplex him into the ring, but MP nails Gimmick between the eyes with a chain wrapped around his fist! Gimmick falls to the mat, Microplay falls on top of him, and unbeknownst to the referee puts his feet on the second rope for leverage and gets the three count. WINNER in 6:12 - Microplay CARL COOLNAME vs. AX-MANIt’s 3Piece Set versus Revolution XXX as Ax-Man faces Carl Coolname. Coolname is out first and waits in the ring. Ax-Man comes to the ring next, he doesn’t appear to be in a very good mood. The referee calls for the bell and this one us underway. The two men circle and lock up, Ax gets the advantage with a knee to the inside of Coolname’s thigh that staggers him a bit, Ax takes Coolname off his feet with a clothesline, then immediately grabs his leg and starts working on the knee. Ax keeps Coolname on the mat for several minutes working the leg. Coolname eventually works his way back to his feet and tries a kick to the mid section, but Ax catches his foot and Coolname nails an enzuguri. Ax remains standing but dazed, so Coolname pops him with a super kick that sends him to the mat. Carl pulls Ax to his feet and sends him to the ropes, buries a knee in his midsection, then bounds off the ropes and hits a scissors kick to the back of his head. Ax hits the mat and Coolname immediately rolls him over and covers, but only gets a two count. Carl pulls Ax to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold. Ax fights it and eventually works himself around and grabs Coolname and lifts him in the air and drops him down with a shin breaker. Coolname falls to the mat, and Ax grabs his legs and pulls him to the corner, then leaves the ring and posts Coolname, drawing a warning from the referee. Ax slams Coolname’s leg on the ring post a few times, then locks on a post figure four. Coolname screams in pain, but the referee forces the break. Ax releases the hold and slides back into the ring. As Coolname gets to his feet, Ax levels him with a running forearm to the head. Ax grabs Coolname’s legs and tries a figure four, but Coolname rolls him into a small package for two. Ax escapes and kicks Coolname in the mouth, then locks on the figure four in the center of the ring. Coolname cannot escape and is forced to tap. WINNER in 6:01 – Ax-Man MARK VANDER vs. NILES ANDERSON“The Specimen” Niles Anderson makes his return to an OOWF ring, he looks as cocky and confident as ever. His opponent Mark Vander is out next, these two have some bad blood between them from well in the past. They go nose to nose in the center of the ring and the referee tries to separate them but he is not having a whole lot of luck. The jawing gets more and more intense and shoving turns into blows and the two men brawl around the ring and eventually fall through the ropes to the floor. Niles charges at Vander, but Vander back drops him into the crowd, then hops the railing and follows him into the audience. Vander grabs Niles and slams him face first into a chair, then pulls him up and hefts him onto his shoulders and hits a Snowplow on the floor! Vander drags Niles back to ringside and stands him up at the rail and clotheslines him back to ringside. Vander hops the rail and rolls Niles into the ring, and covers, but Anderson gets his foot on the bottom rope just in time. Vander waits for Niles to get to his feet, then levels him with a clothesline from hell. Vander peels Niles off the mat and tosses him up on his shoulder for a running power slam, but Niles slithers off his shoulder and drops Vander with a back stabber. Both men are down, but Vander manages to get to his feet first. He starts to pull Niles up, but when the ref is not looking, Niles nails Vander with a low blow that doubles him over in pain! Niles gets to his feet and hits the SteeDDT! He rolls Vander over and hooks the leg and gets the three count just before Vander can kick out. WINNER in 7:11 – Niles Anderson MATT DADDY vs. KENJI“Wholesome” Matt Daddy returns to the OOWF to face the evil Kenji. Both men make their entrances, Matt Daddy takes his time to kiss babies and hug children, and at one point I believe he gave a lecture about the evils of self stimulation. But finally he is in the ring where Kenji is waiting for him. Both men come to the center of the ring where Matt Daddy offers his hand to Kenji, Kenji just stares at him and refuses to shake his hand. MD just shrugs and the two men circle and lock up. MD pushes Kenji back to the corner, the referee asks for a clean break and naturally gets it from MD. Matt goes back to the center of the ring and they lock up again, this time Kenji pushes Matt to the corner, once again the referee wants a clean break, but this time he doesn’t get it as Kenji unleashes a brutal chop to Matt, then grabs him in a side head lock and attempts to bulldog him out of the corner, but Matt puts on the brakes and throws him off. As Kenji springs to his feet, Matt Daddy takes him over with a deep arm drag, they both pop up and Matt catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Kenji back to the corner. Matt charges in, but Kenji gets a boot up that catches him in the midsection doubling MD over in pain. Kenji gets to his feet and measures Matt Daddy and hits him with a series of kicks to the side of the legs, ribs and finally a shot to the head. Kenji climbs to the top rope and is looking for a moonsault, he leaps, but Matt Daddy gets his knees up in time and Kenji crashes and burns. Matt gets to his feet and plays to the crowd a bit, then pulls Kenji up and hits the ROLEMODEL!!! Matt Daddy covers, hooking the leg, and gets the three count. WINNER in 4:41 – Matt Daddy STANK & CANADIAN DRAGON vs. LD WILLIAMS & CAPELLAN – Winning Team Picks Stips For The Dance of Death MatchDragon and Cap kick us off, and CD immediately grabs the wristlock, forces Cap to one knee by yanking upward, then drops down into a headlock. Cap thinks about going to the ropes, but then slips out and locks in a headlock of his own. CD tries to roll over for a pinning predicament, but Cap hauls him back. Dragon goes for it again, and this time gets a 2 counts, forcing Cap to release the hold so he can slip out. Both men to their feet, and Dragon whips Capellan into the ropes. Cap looks for a big boot as he comes back, but CD ducks under it and catches the leg, then snaps the knee over his own shoulder. Cap, on one-leg and off balance, swings wildly at CD but can't reach him. CD snaps the leg again, then hauls the hopping Capellan to his corner and tags in Stank. The champ comes in, grabs the leg, and hits a couple of closed fists to the knee. Cap looks for an enzugiri, but Stank sees it coming and ducks. So Cap, now on his hands with one leg in the air, simply blasts the free leg backward to land a hefty kick to the jaw. The champ loses his grip and Cap rolls free and tags in LD. Intense collar and elbow between Williams and Stank, then LD fires off some forearms to the face. He runs the ropes, possibly looking for a lariat, but walks straight into a side slam from the champ. Cover gets 2. Stand off, then Stank unleashes some heavy kicks to LD's left leg. When the fourth one knocks LD from his feet, Stank grapevines the leg. But before he can really torque back on it, LD makes the ropes. Both men up, and Stank unloads some heavy chops, then whips LD to the ropes, but Williams uses the momentum to rebound: BIG BOOT~! takes the champ off his feet, but he pops right back up and uncorks a thunderous forearm that knocks Williams on his ass. Stank hauls him up and lands a hard head butt to the face, then makes another tag to CD. Dragon kicks LD in his much-abused face, then slams him down. Cover gets 2. Quick tag back to Stank, and the champ whips LD into a corner, then lands a crushing BODY SPLASH in the corner. Dragon, who had been about to step out through the ropes, calls to Stank. The champ whips LD toward CD, and Dragon NAILS his former tag partner with an enzugiri, then rolls out while an irate official yells at him. Stank covers, but the ref is too busy yelling at Dragon to make the count, so he hauls LD up and hits some more hard chops, then whips Williams to the ropes once more. But he does it a little too close to the opposite corner, and Cap makes the blind tag, just as the ref turns around to see it. Stank with an attempted clothesline on LD, but Williams ducks it and slides out. The champ turns to follow him: and Capellan springboards in to NAIL him in the back of the head with a dropkick. Cap follows up with forearms to the big man, then tries an Irish Whip of his own. Charges Stank – and gets hoisted up and SLAMMED to the mat for his trouble. Guess the champ's been watching his Samoa Joe tapes. Stank hauls up the limp Capellan and looks for a power bomb to finish things, but LD slides ins and peppers him in the back with forearms. Stank twists aside, and as he does so, Dragon comes running across the ring SPRINGBOARDS OFF CAPELLAN'S BACK, snatches LD's head, and SPIKES it into the mat with a DDT. Stank follows up with the power bomb to Capellan. But the ref's yelling at Stank and CD for both being in the ring, and before either man can try a cover, both of their opponents slide outside to regroup. Of course, standing out on the floor is kinda like wearing a target on your back. CD LAUNCHES himself into a plancha to the floor, taking out both men, then rolls Capellan back inside. Cover ... and the ref won't count it as he's not the legal man. Stank replaces him, but the delay means he only gets 2. CD demands to come back in, and Stank makes the tag. Dragon with a backbreaker, then a gut buster, really softening up Capellan. Hauls Cap up and looks for a pump-handle slam, but Cap breaks free with some elbows, then whips CD into the ropes. As he does so, LD hops up onto the apron: NECKBREAKER OVER THE ROPE to Dragon! Cap lands a leg lariat, but decides he is too worn down to make the cover and tags LD. Snap suplex by Williams, then chops and forearms. CD covers up in the hostile corner, and Williams sneakily makes the tag while still raining blows to Dragon's back. CD pushes LD back. SUPERKICK! But before he can cover, the now legal Capellan hits a leaping forearm to the back, then a backbreaker, and several knees to the face. Cover, but Dragon rolls the shoulder at 2. Cap and LD share looks of astonishment. But Cap hauls CD up, whips him off the ropes, and hits a standing dropkick, then a northern lights bomb. He looks pleased with himself, but Stank hops in and slaps him hard in the face to prevent any cover. Cap goes to follow him back to the corner, and he, the ref and Stank all get tied up in an argument. LD Williams is no-one's fool. He hops in, stomps on Dragon while everyone is distracted, then hauls him back into their corner. When Cap finally returns his attention to the match and comes over to CD's prone form, Williams tags himself in. Exchange of words. It seems Williams plans to make the cover himself. Cap less than pleased. LD hauls up CD ... and Dragon BLASTS him with a spin kick! He was playing possum! BRAINGUSTER on Williams! 1! 2! CAP BREAKS IT UP! Back suplex on Dragon! Cap back outside, and both CD and LD look to make the tag to their fresher partners. Double hot tag! Stank and Capellan into the ring, and the champ goes on a tear! POWERBOMB! SIDESLAM! SUPLEX! Cover! A worn down LD Williams is forced back into the ring to bail out his partner. Stank surges to his feet and goes to lariat Williams out of his boots, but LD slips behind and snatches the waist. Capellan to his feet. Sees it. Standing dropkick to the face, and LD uses the momentum to haul Stank over for a suplex. Dragon's not down with the double-teaming. He runs in! LARIAT to Williams! Cap SUPERKICKS Dragon! Stank staggers up! Forearm to Cap! All four men are down! Ref starts a ten count. Everyone up at 7. END GAME~! Pier Six brawl breaks down into Cap/CD and LD/Stank. The champ grabs a full nelson on LD just as Dragon gets the edge on Cap with a boot to the gut. He's looking for the CANADIAN DESTROYER~! But Williams manages to slip out AND KICKS DRAGON RIGHT IN THE FACE, before collapsing to the map! Capellan hits an enzugiri on Stank, but the champ stays up! Forearm to Cap! Stank looks for a suplex! Cap blocks it! CD to his feet – sees the two men grappling, and charges in for a ROARING ELBOW. But at the last second, Capellan drops down and CD BLASTS his own partner! Stank goes down! Dragon looks horrified. He turns around – right into a dropkick from LD Williams. Cover on Dragon by LD, but the ref won't count it because they aren't the legal men. Williams looks wildly for his partner – which is when Capellan SOARS off the corner. SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO STANK~! 1! 2! 3! WINNERS BY PINFALL IN 27:38 – LD WILLIAMS & CAPELLAN Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Dance of Death IV Pay Per View! 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