Post by mooseheadjack on Apr 18, 2008 19:54:27 GMT -5
OOWF House Show LIVE from the Uncertain Texas Civic Center (or is it the Uncertain Sports Arena?)
Semaj B vs. Dr. Stone Cold Death Von Erich
Semaj B is making his OOWF debut tonight facing local worker Dr….. we will call him VE. SB and VE circle and lock up. VE gets the arm wringer, SB quickly reverses it to a hip toss. Ve back up, argues with the ref for a second, another lock up, VE grabs the side headlock and whoops to the crowd. SB shoots him off to the ropes, VE comes back with a shoulderblcok, SB is down. VE off the ropes, tries a clothesline, SB ducks, off the far ropes, VE comes back, SB catches him with a release front suplex. VE bails, SB remains focused. VE storms back into the ring and grabs SB in another side headlock, SB shoots him into the ropes, VE tries another clothesline, SB ducks, grabs a reverse neckbreaker. VE is down, SB covers for a one count. Back up, SB hits three forearms and whips VE to the corner, and follows with a handspring elbow. VE falls face first. SB climbs the ropes and hits a legdrop to the back of the head, goes for the pin, gets two. SB pulls VE to his feet and hits a series of three suplexes. SB climbs the ropes again and hits a mean flying elbow. Another two count. SB picks up VE, VE rakes the eyes. VE clubs SB on the back, SB falls to one knee, VE drags him to the ropes and chokes him, VE breaks at the ref’s 4 count. VE scoop slams SB and drops a leg, cover gets one. VE climbs the ropes, SB springs up and crotches VE. SB hits a flying neckbreaker. VE is out. SB sets him up for his finisher, the Live and Let Die, a double underhook chickenwing face buster. VE is done, SB makes the cover, the ref counts three.
WINNER in 5:04 Semaj B.
The Beast vs. Buddy “P.S.” Gordy
The Beast is another wrestler making his OOWF debut. Beast attacks PS at the bell and clubs him in the back of the head. B kicks and punches PS until he collapses in the middle of the ring. B picks him up and nearly takes his head off with a short clothesline. More kicks and punches, PS looks helpless. Beast picks him up again and sends him to the ropes, big boot catches PS as he comes off. Beast circles and hits a flying kneedrop. Beast covers and gets 2 put pulls PS up before the ref counts three. Big slam by B and more kicks. B picks him up and whips him into the corner and follows with a crushing clothesline into the corner. Beast won’t let him fall, another whip to the ropes followed by a back bodydrop that gets huge elevation. Beast picks up a dazed PS and holds his arms behind his back, he raises a meaty fist and drives it down right on top of PS head, knocking him cold. Beast makes the academic cover, and hooks the leg just to be a jerk. The ref counts three, total squash.
WINNER in 2:45 The Beast
Outback Jack & GatorBait vs. Hellion & Corax for the World Tag Team Titles
Corax and OBJ start. Collar and elbow tie up to start, neither man gets the advantage, they work to the ropes, ref calls for a break, they break cleanly. Circle again, another tie up, another trip to the ropes, another clean break. Third time a tie up, this time OBJ grabs the headlock. C sends him to the ropes, OBJ ducks the leapfrog, Corax hits the hip toss on the way back. OBJ quickly back to his feet. Lock up again, this time C grabs the side headlock, OBJ sends him to the ropes, OBJ hits a knee to the midsection as C comes off. OBJ Picks C up for a suplex, C reverses it in midair and lands on his feet, OBJ turns around and C hits him right in the mouth with a standing dropkick. Obj is down, C makes a quick tag to Hellion. H comes in and hits a spin kick on OBJ. Quick cover gets one. Hellion whips OBJ to the ropes and clotheslines OBJ out of the ring. H is quickly of the far ropes and hits a suicide dive through the ropes. Both men are down outside the ring. Hellion is up first and rolls OBJ back in, H presses his advantage with several kicks to the midsection. Quick tag to Corax, Hellion slams OBJ and Corax comes in with an elbow from the top rope. Another cover, GB breaks up the pin attempt at 2. C tries to pick up OBJ but OBJ grabs his head and hits a chin buster, Corax is down, OBJ is down. OBJ is to his feet first, C is on one knee, OBJ hits C with a running knee to the side of the head, C collapses, OBJ covers for two. OBJ picks up C and drags him over to the corner. OBJ hits a few chops and tags in GatorBait. GB comes in and picks C up and drops him across his knee into a backbreaker, GB holds C across his knee and puts pressure on his back. GB gets up and picks C up and slams him hard, rolls him over locks on a chinlock, wrenching back on the neck. C fights to his feet, elbows GC in the midsection to break free and hits the ropes, GB catches him with a knee to the midsection and locks on an abdominal stretch. Corax yells out in pain. Hellion tries to come in for the save, with the ref distracted GB grabs OBJ’s arm for additional leverage. They break just as the ref turns back around. GB makes the tag but does not release C, OBJ comes in and punches a helpless C in the midsection, the ref finally forces GB out of the ring. OBJ whips C into the ropes and tries a side slam, C reverses it into a headscissors takeover. OBJ is down. C tries to make the tag to Hellion, but GB comes in and drops an elbow to the back of C’s head. OBJ is back to his feet, as the ref is escorting GB back out of the ring, Hellion comes in and drops OBJ with a superkick to the mouth. Hellion drags his partner to his corner and gets back out just in time for the ref to turn around and see C make the tag. H is in, he runs over and knocks GB of the apron and turns to OBJ. OBJ is on one knee, Hellion runs over and hits a perfect shining wizard. H gets a long two count OBJ barely rolls his shoulder. H picks up OBJ and slams him and climbs the ropes. H hits a perfect flying legdrop, GB runs in and breaks up the pin, Corax hits a clothesline and both men tumble out of the ring. Hellion picks OBJ up and sets up for the tornado DDT. OBJ reverses the move into a spinebuster. Both men are down. Hellion gets to his feet, just as he stands up, GB comes in and kills him with a clothesline to the back of the head. Hellion is out. OBJ gets up and locks on the rings of Saturn submission, before Hellion can tap, Corax breaks it up. GB comes back in and levels C with a clothesline. All four men are fighting, the ref can not gain control and calls for the bell. All four tumble out of the ring and fight to the locker room.
RESULT Double DQ at 17:49
Moosehead Jack vs Brad Smoley
Smoley comes to the ring heavily bandaged and bruised from the attack by MHJ earlier in the week. He goes on the attack jumping MHJ before he can even get into the ring. BS Rains shots to Jacks head and slams jack into the steel barrier. BS grabs the mic cord and wraps it around MHJ’s neck nearly choking him out. BS slams jacks head into the steps, the barrier, the ringpost and the floor, MHJ is bleeding from the head now. BS rolls MHJ back into the ring and mounts him and repeatedly punches jack in the head. MHJ tries to cover up, BS bites MHJ drawing more blood. BS tries to pick MHJ up but MHJ gets a low blow, BS doubles over in pain. MHJ wipes the blood from his forehead and grins at BS who is still writhing in pain. MHJ picks up BS and drops him with a short clothesline. MHJ rips the bandage off BS head and begins biting him, ripping open the stiches from the many head wounds. The blood is flowing freely now. Now it is Jacks turn to mount Smoley and pound away with shots to the head. Jack slowly picks Smoley up and taunts him, then kicks him in the midsection and destroys him with a DDT. Smoley is out. Jack refuses to go for the cover. Instead he rolls out and grabs Smoley’s whiskey bottle. MHJ comes back into the ring and waits for BS to get up, Smoley gets wearily to his feet, As MHJ reaches back with the whiskey bottle to destroy BS the ref grabs the bottle from behind, when MHJ turns to argue with the ref, BS rolls MHJ up and grabs a handful of jeans and almost gets a three count. Jack is furious. BS gets up but MHJ is right there, a clothesline levels BS, MHJ picks him up and delivers a brutal piledriver. Not satisfied, MHJ picks him up and hits another piledriver. Finally MHJ makes the cover and gets a three count. After the ref raises MHJ’s hand, Jack rolls out of the ring and retrieves the whiskey bottle. He rolls back in, helps BS up and shatters the glass bottle over BS head. Officials flood out of the back, followed by the rest of the Ministry. Before they can get him, MHJ rolls out of the ring and escapes to the back. Paramedics come and help BS to the back.
WINNER in 7:01 Moosehead Jack
Johnny Adrenaline vs. Hardbody Harris
JA tries to get the jump on HH before the bell, HH catches a charging JA and powerslams him. JA tries to roll out of the ring, but HH catches him and sends him to the ropes followed by a big back body drop. As JA gets to his feet HH comes out of the corner and levels JA with a spear. JA finally bails out of the ring, HH plays to the crowd, they love it. JA is back in and tries another sneak attack but HH catches him with a drop toe hold, JA falls facefirst, HH is up and quickly drops an elbow to the back of JA’s head and grabs a side headlock. JA fights to his feet and pushes HH off to the ropes, JA catches HH with a sleeper, but HH quickly reverses it and turns it into a reverse bodyrdop. JA rolls out of the ring again, HH follows him out and chases JA around the ring, JA slides in the ring and hits the ropes, as HH slides in and stands up, JA levels him with a clothesline. HH is down, JA tries a pin but only gets a one count. JA picks up HH and tries to slam him, HH reverses and rolls JA up for a two count. JA is getting very frustrated. JA charges HH but eats a clothesline. HH picks up JA for a long delay suplex, JA crashes to the mat. HH signals for his finisher, as JA stands up and turns around, HH hits…..the iron claw? Ah a tribute! JA screams in pain and drops to his knees. The ref looks away for one second and JA hits a low blow to escape the hold. HH and JA are down. JA is to his feet first, he climbs to the second rope and hits a double axehandle just as HH gets to his feet, cover gets two. JA helps HH up, and drops him again with a spinkick to the face. Now it is JA’s turn to taunt the fans. HH gets to his feet, JA comes off the ropes and bulldogs HH to the mat. JA is in control and calls for his finisher. JA picks up HH and sets him up for the Adrenaline Rush. HH reverses in in midair, turns and hits the To Be Edited in Later! The referee counts 1,2,3! HH Wins
Winner in 9:14 Hardbody Harris
LI vs. Canadian Dragon
Both men circle and lock up, LI immediately goes to the eyes. Judo chop to the throat drops CD to one knee. LI whips CD to the ropes and hits a spinning back kick, CD goes to one knee. Tajiri kick to the back drops CD to the mat. LI off the ropes and hits a cannonball to the small of CD’s back. Rolls him over and gets a one count. LI climbs the ropes and tries for a guillotine leg drop, CD moves out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. LI is sitting on the mat after the miss, CD hits a short dropkick to the face and makes a quick cover for a one count. LI powers out both men are up to their feet. LI attempts a spin kick, CD ducks and hits a heel kick to the jaw, LI falls into the corner, CD follows him in with a handspring elbow into a bulldog back out of the corner. Another cover gets CD a two count. LI is on his knees, CD goes to the apron and hits a springboard missle dropkick from the outside. LI stunned another quick cover gets a two. LI is dazed as he gets to his feet, CD jumps up and tries for a frankensteiner but LI catches him and drops him throat first on the top rope. CD clutches his throat in pain. LI is up and clamps on a dragon sleeper, but CD is too close to the ropes. The ref forces the break. LI whips CD to the ropes and catches him with a DVD on the rebound, another two count. LI climbs the ropes and hits a moonsault for another two count. LI argues with the ref, then picks up CD, LI hooks the arms and hits a perfect pedigree. LI makes the arrogant cover, CD rolls the shoulder to avoid the three count. LI picks CD up and whips him into the corner, he tries to follow him in with a shoulder thrust but CD reverses it into a rollup. Ref counts two. CD is up first and comes off the ropes with a dropkick to LI’s knee. LI is down. CD grabs LI and locks on the cloverleaf, LI quickly drags himself to the ropes. Ref breaks the hold, LI gets to his feet, CD goes for a dropkick, LI moves, CD crashes to the mat facefirst. LI moves in and locks in the anklelock. CD almost makes it to the ropes, but LI pulls him back. CD works to the ropes a second time and finally grabs the ropes. LI breaks at four. CD is visibly limping. LI picks up CD for a suplex, but drops him for a brainbuster. CD looks out. LI covers, CD barely gets out at two. LI feels it now, he picks up CD and powerbombs him but does not go for the cover. LI picks up CD for a second powerbomb. He holds him up for a second too long and CD reverses it into a frankensteiner and a rollup 1,2,3! CD gets the pin!
WINNER: Canadian Dragon in 8:51
Blade vs Black Dragon
A rare heel vs heel matchup here in the OOWF. Both men circle and feel each other out. Lock up and a clean break. Another lock up Blade grabs BD and send him to the ropes, BD comes back and ducks a clothesline, Blade turns just in time to eat a punch to the mouth from BD. Blade is down, BD goes into his tights and pulls out a chain. While he was down on one knee Blade also takes a chain from his tights. Both men rear back to hit the other and stop when they realize they both have a chain. Both stop and stare at each other, the referee tries to get them to fight, both look at the referee, then at each other, the ref is yelling for them to fight. BD and Blade both turn and nail the referee in the face with the chain. The referee collapses and blood pours from his head. The fans boo loudly. Blade grabs the mic and tells the people “I have no reason to beat on this guy, hell he and I are a lot alike. You morons in the crowd would love to see us kill each other (cheers) its not gonna happen. In fact, Hellion and Corax, you two better watch out, cause we are coming after those titles.” Blade drops the mic and the two leave the ring together and head to the back amid a chorus of boos from the crowds.
Decision : NO CONTEST at 1:44
Ecosystem & Morte vs Eric O’Mac & LD Williams
EOM & LDW storm the ring and catch Eco & Morte before they can flee the ring. LDW chops down Eco and EOM kicks Morte in the midsection. EOM throws morte out of the ring and they focus on Eco. Double whip to the ropes and a double back body drop to Eco. LDW leaves the ring and EOM works on Eco. Leg drop keeps eco down. EOM off the ropes, rolling thunder knocks the wind out of eco. Morte is back on the apron but his partner can not make the tag. EOM lets eco up, then dropkicks his knee, eco is down again. EOM makes a quick tag to LDW who comes in and immediately locks the STF on Eco. After about ten seconds Eco taps! EOM and LDW celebrate but Eco rolls out of the ring and grabs the mic. He comes back in “no, no, no as commissioner of the OOWF I declare that that submission did not count, what the hell do you think this is the UFC? This match continues” EOM shrugs and spinkicks Eco. LDW charges morte who drops him with a superkick to the mouth. LDW falls out of the ring. Morte attacks EOM from behind, locks on the dragon sleeper. While EOM struggles to maintain consciousness Eco taunts him. LDW slides back in the ring and clotheslines the taunting Eco. Morte breaks the hold to go after LDW, EOM collapses on the mat. Morte and LDW fall out of the ring, LD is up first and reaches for Morte, Morte uppercuts LDW and knocks him goofy for a moment. Meanwhile in the ring Eco, slides out of the ring and comes back in with a chair. He waits for EOM to get to his feet, and slams him over the head with the chair, right in front of the referee. The ref goes to call for the bell, but Eco threatens to fire him if he does, he demands the ref makes the count. Outside the ring, Morte pursues LDW and slams his head into the post, LDW is out. Inside Eco covers EOM 1,2 EOM kicks out at 2! While Eco argues with the referee, Morte lays the chair across EOM’s face and comes off the top rope with his guillotine legdrop. Morte grabs the chair and rolls out of the ring, Eco turns around and makes the cover, the ref has no choice 1,2,3. Outside the ring LDW was just recovering when Morte slams the chair over his head leaving him laying.
WINNERS in 9:04 Ecosystem & Morte
UnderDawg vs. Grunt
Battle of the big men. Grunt charges to start, UD sidesteps easily and Grunt slams into the corner. UD follows Grunt into the corner with a clothesline to the back of his head. Grunt staggers and UD goes for a slam! UD almost gets grunt up when grunt clubs him across the back. Grunt grabs UD by the throat and backs him into the corner and begins biting him. The ref counts and Grunt breaks at 4 glaring at the ref. Grunt chokes UD in the corner, again breaking just before a DQ. The ref yells at Grunt, grunt stalks the ref taking his attention off of UD. When Grunt turns backs to UD UD hits him with a big boot to the face, Grunt staggers but does not go down. UD off the ropes with a big clothesline, Grunt almost goes down, UD back and hits another clothesline, Grunt nearly topples over. UD goes back again and charges, Grunt hits a belly to belly suplex on UD! The big man is down! Grunt gets to his feet and helps UD up, Grunt whips UD into the corner and follows with an avalanche. UD falls out of the corner. Grunt covers, UD kicks out at two. Grunt picks up UD and slams him, then slowly bounds off the ropes and attempts a big splash, UD rolls out of the way and Grunt eats canvas. UD gets up with the help of the ropes and staggers into the corner, Grunt is back up and charges the corner, UD gets up the big boot. Grunt is knocked off balance, UD swoops in and scoops and slams the big man! Grunt has never been body slammed. UD is up and motions for the chokeslam! Grunt is on his feet, UD grabs Grunt by the throat and goes to lift him. Just then MHJ hits the ring and slams a chair across UD’s back drawing the DQ. UD does not go down, his eyes roll into the back of his head and he begins to howl. HE slowly turns around and looks at MHJ and Grunt. MHJ grabs Grunt by the arm and they quickly flee the ring.
WINNER by DQ in 5:05 UnderDawg
Viper vs. Concrete TG for the IC Title
Concrete and Viper lock up, Viper immediately rakes the eyes and punches CTG in the throat. V backs him into the corner and unleashes a barrage of chops and kicks. CTG reverses the corner and gets in some chops of his own. TG whips V into the ropes and connects with a dropkick. V is down, TG picks up Viper and gives him a series of European uppercuts, V staggers back to the ropes, TG clotheslines him over the top rope and follows him out. Outside the ring Viper charges TG, TG backdrops him on the concrete floor. TG climbs on the apron and drops an elbow to Vipers head as he stands up. Viper falls to the floor, TG rolls back in and waits for Viper to come back in. Viper gets on the apron, TG grabs him bytTG he head and slams his head into the turnbuckle, V falls back to the floor. After a few seconds V rolls under the bottom rope, TG immediately pounces and chokes Viper. He breaks before the four count and picks Viper up, whips him to the ropes and connects with a belly to belly suplex. Cover gets two. TG picks Viper up again and snap suplexes him, he holds on rolls back up and snap suplexes him again, after one more snap suplex, TG goes to the top rope and hits a big knee drop on viper. Cover 1,2 Viper gets to the ropes. As TG gets up and looks around, Viper reaches in his tights, pulling out a small packet of powder, when TG reaches to pick up Viper he throws the powder in his eyes. Naturally the ref did not see a thing. Viper is back on his feet, he grabs TG and hits a neckbreaker, cover for one. Viper picks TG up and whips him into the ropes, he catches TG coming off the ropes and hits a spinebuster for two. Viper waits for TG to sit up and tajiri kicks him in the head. TG is down. Viper covers for another two count. Viper picks up TG and goes behind and hits a brutal belly to back suplex. TG is still trying to clear his vision. Viper kicks TG in the midsection and follows up with a DDT. Cover for another two count. Viper sets up TG for a “roll the dice” move, he connects wrenching TG’s neck horribly. Viper makes the cover, but TG grabs the ropes. Viper picks TG up again and sends him into the ropes, TG ducks a clothesline and connects with a spear. TG is down grabbing his neck, Viper is also down. Viper is up first, He picks up TG and samoan drops him. Viper follows that up by picking up TG into a tombstone piledriver. Before he can finish the move, TG reverses it into a tombstone of his own. Both men are down again. TG is up first this time. He whips V into the ropes, but pulls him back into a short arm clothesline. TG winces in pain every time he hits a move. TG whips Viper to the ropes again, pulls him back again, but instead iof a short clothesline he goes behind and locks in a Dragon Suplex, Bridge 1,2,3! After the match an angry Viper grabs TG and hits a wicked spinning brainbuster. Viper leaves the ring, TG is left holding his neck in pain, after a few seconds he gets to his feet in obvious pain.
WINNER in 12:12 and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion Concrete TG
Gimmickman vs Microplay for the OOWF World Title
Lock up to start. Micro grabs the side headlock, gimm quickly sends him to the ropes, G grabs M and hits a side suplex, no count. Both back to their feet. Micro charges, G catches him in a Spartan plunge! Before he can finish the move Micro worms his way out of it, G turns and puches M in the mouth. G follows it up with a few forearms to the face and a club to the back of the neck. M falls to the mat, G follows it up by locking on a crossface, M will not give up, M makes it to the ropes G has to break the hold. Gimmick suplexes M to the mat and follows it up by grinding his knee into his forehead. Gimmick tries to pick up M but micro nails him in the midsection. M gets to his feet and slams G’s face into the canvas. G is down. M climbs the ropes and hits G with an axehandle to the face as he gets up. Gimmick is down. Micro whips G into the ropes and catches him as he comes off the ropes, picks him up and drops him throat first over the top rope. M picks G up again and hold his throat on the top rope, M holds his head and jumps over the rope, springing G off the ropes into the middle of the ring, M slides back inside the ring and chokes G breaking only when the ref threatens DQ. M helps G back to his feet then clotheslines him over the top rope. M follows him out of the ring, M clotheslines G as soon as he gets to his feet. M picks up G again and drops him throat first on the steel guardrail. G stays on the rail too weak to move. M climbs back into the ring and scales the ropes, he pauses and dives off with an axehandle to the head, cruching G’s throat on the rail. Gimmickman is injured. Micro rolls back into the ring, the ref begins the count, Gimmick has no chance to beat the count. The ref raises Microplays arm he wins via countout. Not done yet, Micro rolls out and grabs a chair, Gimmick man is flat on his back on the floor, Micro takes the chair and climbs to the top rope, he jumps off the ropes and drives the chair into G’s throat. Gimmickman thrashes wildly, paramedics rush to ringside (again!) to check on Gimmick. Microplay rolls back into the ring and grabs the title and celebrates, taunting the crowd. Suddenly the lights go out
BONG
The lights come back on and UnderDawg is in the ring! Before Micro can move UD grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him. He then picks up the champion and delivers a Fireplug Piledriver. Micro is out. UD holds up the title and almost walks out of the ring with it. He turns and drops the title across the prone Microplays chest and leaves the ring.
That’s all for tonight! Stay tuned for more OOWF action coming soon to a town near you!
Semaj B vs. Dr. Stone Cold Death Von Erich
Semaj B is making his OOWF debut tonight facing local worker Dr….. we will call him VE. SB and VE circle and lock up. VE gets the arm wringer, SB quickly reverses it to a hip toss. Ve back up, argues with the ref for a second, another lock up, VE grabs the side headlock and whoops to the crowd. SB shoots him off to the ropes, VE comes back with a shoulderblcok, SB is down. VE off the ropes, tries a clothesline, SB ducks, off the far ropes, VE comes back, SB catches him with a release front suplex. VE bails, SB remains focused. VE storms back into the ring and grabs SB in another side headlock, SB shoots him into the ropes, VE tries another clothesline, SB ducks, grabs a reverse neckbreaker. VE is down, SB covers for a one count. Back up, SB hits three forearms and whips VE to the corner, and follows with a handspring elbow. VE falls face first. SB climbs the ropes and hits a legdrop to the back of the head, goes for the pin, gets two. SB pulls VE to his feet and hits a series of three suplexes. SB climbs the ropes again and hits a mean flying elbow. Another two count. SB picks up VE, VE rakes the eyes. VE clubs SB on the back, SB falls to one knee, VE drags him to the ropes and chokes him, VE breaks at the ref’s 4 count. VE scoop slams SB and drops a leg, cover gets one. VE climbs the ropes, SB springs up and crotches VE. SB hits a flying neckbreaker. VE is out. SB sets him up for his finisher, the Live and Let Die, a double underhook chickenwing face buster. VE is done, SB makes the cover, the ref counts three.
WINNER in 5:04 Semaj B.
The Beast vs. Buddy “P.S.” Gordy
The Beast is another wrestler making his OOWF debut. Beast attacks PS at the bell and clubs him in the back of the head. B kicks and punches PS until he collapses in the middle of the ring. B picks him up and nearly takes his head off with a short clothesline. More kicks and punches, PS looks helpless. Beast picks him up again and sends him to the ropes, big boot catches PS as he comes off. Beast circles and hits a flying kneedrop. Beast covers and gets 2 put pulls PS up before the ref counts three. Big slam by B and more kicks. B picks him up and whips him into the corner and follows with a crushing clothesline into the corner. Beast won’t let him fall, another whip to the ropes followed by a back bodydrop that gets huge elevation. Beast picks up a dazed PS and holds his arms behind his back, he raises a meaty fist and drives it down right on top of PS head, knocking him cold. Beast makes the academic cover, and hooks the leg just to be a jerk. The ref counts three, total squash.
WINNER in 2:45 The Beast
Outback Jack & GatorBait vs. Hellion & Corax for the World Tag Team Titles
Corax and OBJ start. Collar and elbow tie up to start, neither man gets the advantage, they work to the ropes, ref calls for a break, they break cleanly. Circle again, another tie up, another trip to the ropes, another clean break. Third time a tie up, this time OBJ grabs the headlock. C sends him to the ropes, OBJ ducks the leapfrog, Corax hits the hip toss on the way back. OBJ quickly back to his feet. Lock up again, this time C grabs the side headlock, OBJ sends him to the ropes, OBJ hits a knee to the midsection as C comes off. OBJ Picks C up for a suplex, C reverses it in midair and lands on his feet, OBJ turns around and C hits him right in the mouth with a standing dropkick. Obj is down, C makes a quick tag to Hellion. H comes in and hits a spin kick on OBJ. Quick cover gets one. Hellion whips OBJ to the ropes and clotheslines OBJ out of the ring. H is quickly of the far ropes and hits a suicide dive through the ropes. Both men are down outside the ring. Hellion is up first and rolls OBJ back in, H presses his advantage with several kicks to the midsection. Quick tag to Corax, Hellion slams OBJ and Corax comes in with an elbow from the top rope. Another cover, GB breaks up the pin attempt at 2. C tries to pick up OBJ but OBJ grabs his head and hits a chin buster, Corax is down, OBJ is down. OBJ is to his feet first, C is on one knee, OBJ hits C with a running knee to the side of the head, C collapses, OBJ covers for two. OBJ picks up C and drags him over to the corner. OBJ hits a few chops and tags in GatorBait. GB comes in and picks C up and drops him across his knee into a backbreaker, GB holds C across his knee and puts pressure on his back. GB gets up and picks C up and slams him hard, rolls him over locks on a chinlock, wrenching back on the neck. C fights to his feet, elbows GC in the midsection to break free and hits the ropes, GB catches him with a knee to the midsection and locks on an abdominal stretch. Corax yells out in pain. Hellion tries to come in for the save, with the ref distracted GB grabs OBJ’s arm for additional leverage. They break just as the ref turns back around. GB makes the tag but does not release C, OBJ comes in and punches a helpless C in the midsection, the ref finally forces GB out of the ring. OBJ whips C into the ropes and tries a side slam, C reverses it into a headscissors takeover. OBJ is down. C tries to make the tag to Hellion, but GB comes in and drops an elbow to the back of C’s head. OBJ is back to his feet, as the ref is escorting GB back out of the ring, Hellion comes in and drops OBJ with a superkick to the mouth. Hellion drags his partner to his corner and gets back out just in time for the ref to turn around and see C make the tag. H is in, he runs over and knocks GB of the apron and turns to OBJ. OBJ is on one knee, Hellion runs over and hits a perfect shining wizard. H gets a long two count OBJ barely rolls his shoulder. H picks up OBJ and slams him and climbs the ropes. H hits a perfect flying legdrop, GB runs in and breaks up the pin, Corax hits a clothesline and both men tumble out of the ring. Hellion picks OBJ up and sets up for the tornado DDT. OBJ reverses the move into a spinebuster. Both men are down. Hellion gets to his feet, just as he stands up, GB comes in and kills him with a clothesline to the back of the head. Hellion is out. OBJ gets up and locks on the rings of Saturn submission, before Hellion can tap, Corax breaks it up. GB comes back in and levels C with a clothesline. All four men are fighting, the ref can not gain control and calls for the bell. All four tumble out of the ring and fight to the locker room.
RESULT Double DQ at 17:49
Moosehead Jack vs Brad Smoley
Smoley comes to the ring heavily bandaged and bruised from the attack by MHJ earlier in the week. He goes on the attack jumping MHJ before he can even get into the ring. BS Rains shots to Jacks head and slams jack into the steel barrier. BS grabs the mic cord and wraps it around MHJ’s neck nearly choking him out. BS slams jacks head into the steps, the barrier, the ringpost and the floor, MHJ is bleeding from the head now. BS rolls MHJ back into the ring and mounts him and repeatedly punches jack in the head. MHJ tries to cover up, BS bites MHJ drawing more blood. BS tries to pick MHJ up but MHJ gets a low blow, BS doubles over in pain. MHJ wipes the blood from his forehead and grins at BS who is still writhing in pain. MHJ picks up BS and drops him with a short clothesline. MHJ rips the bandage off BS head and begins biting him, ripping open the stiches from the many head wounds. The blood is flowing freely now. Now it is Jacks turn to mount Smoley and pound away with shots to the head. Jack slowly picks Smoley up and taunts him, then kicks him in the midsection and destroys him with a DDT. Smoley is out. Jack refuses to go for the cover. Instead he rolls out and grabs Smoley’s whiskey bottle. MHJ comes back into the ring and waits for BS to get up, Smoley gets wearily to his feet, As MHJ reaches back with the whiskey bottle to destroy BS the ref grabs the bottle from behind, when MHJ turns to argue with the ref, BS rolls MHJ up and grabs a handful of jeans and almost gets a three count. Jack is furious. BS gets up but MHJ is right there, a clothesline levels BS, MHJ picks him up and delivers a brutal piledriver. Not satisfied, MHJ picks him up and hits another piledriver. Finally MHJ makes the cover and gets a three count. After the ref raises MHJ’s hand, Jack rolls out of the ring and retrieves the whiskey bottle. He rolls back in, helps BS up and shatters the glass bottle over BS head. Officials flood out of the back, followed by the rest of the Ministry. Before they can get him, MHJ rolls out of the ring and escapes to the back. Paramedics come and help BS to the back.
WINNER in 7:01 Moosehead Jack
Johnny Adrenaline vs. Hardbody Harris
JA tries to get the jump on HH before the bell, HH catches a charging JA and powerslams him. JA tries to roll out of the ring, but HH catches him and sends him to the ropes followed by a big back body drop. As JA gets to his feet HH comes out of the corner and levels JA with a spear. JA finally bails out of the ring, HH plays to the crowd, they love it. JA is back in and tries another sneak attack but HH catches him with a drop toe hold, JA falls facefirst, HH is up and quickly drops an elbow to the back of JA’s head and grabs a side headlock. JA fights to his feet and pushes HH off to the ropes, JA catches HH with a sleeper, but HH quickly reverses it and turns it into a reverse bodyrdop. JA rolls out of the ring again, HH follows him out and chases JA around the ring, JA slides in the ring and hits the ropes, as HH slides in and stands up, JA levels him with a clothesline. HH is down, JA tries a pin but only gets a one count. JA picks up HH and tries to slam him, HH reverses and rolls JA up for a two count. JA is getting very frustrated. JA charges HH but eats a clothesline. HH picks up JA for a long delay suplex, JA crashes to the mat. HH signals for his finisher, as JA stands up and turns around, HH hits…..the iron claw? Ah a tribute! JA screams in pain and drops to his knees. The ref looks away for one second and JA hits a low blow to escape the hold. HH and JA are down. JA is to his feet first, he climbs to the second rope and hits a double axehandle just as HH gets to his feet, cover gets two. JA helps HH up, and drops him again with a spinkick to the face. Now it is JA’s turn to taunt the fans. HH gets to his feet, JA comes off the ropes and bulldogs HH to the mat. JA is in control and calls for his finisher. JA picks up HH and sets him up for the Adrenaline Rush. HH reverses in in midair, turns and hits the To Be Edited in Later! The referee counts 1,2,3! HH Wins
Winner in 9:14 Hardbody Harris
LI vs. Canadian Dragon
Both men circle and lock up, LI immediately goes to the eyes. Judo chop to the throat drops CD to one knee. LI whips CD to the ropes and hits a spinning back kick, CD goes to one knee. Tajiri kick to the back drops CD to the mat. LI off the ropes and hits a cannonball to the small of CD’s back. Rolls him over and gets a one count. LI climbs the ropes and tries for a guillotine leg drop, CD moves out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. LI is sitting on the mat after the miss, CD hits a short dropkick to the face and makes a quick cover for a one count. LI powers out both men are up to their feet. LI attempts a spin kick, CD ducks and hits a heel kick to the jaw, LI falls into the corner, CD follows him in with a handspring elbow into a bulldog back out of the corner. Another cover gets CD a two count. LI is on his knees, CD goes to the apron and hits a springboard missle dropkick from the outside. LI stunned another quick cover gets a two. LI is dazed as he gets to his feet, CD jumps up and tries for a frankensteiner but LI catches him and drops him throat first on the top rope. CD clutches his throat in pain. LI is up and clamps on a dragon sleeper, but CD is too close to the ropes. The ref forces the break. LI whips CD to the ropes and catches him with a DVD on the rebound, another two count. LI climbs the ropes and hits a moonsault for another two count. LI argues with the ref, then picks up CD, LI hooks the arms and hits a perfect pedigree. LI makes the arrogant cover, CD rolls the shoulder to avoid the three count. LI picks CD up and whips him into the corner, he tries to follow him in with a shoulder thrust but CD reverses it into a rollup. Ref counts two. CD is up first and comes off the ropes with a dropkick to LI’s knee. LI is down. CD grabs LI and locks on the cloverleaf, LI quickly drags himself to the ropes. Ref breaks the hold, LI gets to his feet, CD goes for a dropkick, LI moves, CD crashes to the mat facefirst. LI moves in and locks in the anklelock. CD almost makes it to the ropes, but LI pulls him back. CD works to the ropes a second time and finally grabs the ropes. LI breaks at four. CD is visibly limping. LI picks up CD for a suplex, but drops him for a brainbuster. CD looks out. LI covers, CD barely gets out at two. LI feels it now, he picks up CD and powerbombs him but does not go for the cover. LI picks up CD for a second powerbomb. He holds him up for a second too long and CD reverses it into a frankensteiner and a rollup 1,2,3! CD gets the pin!
WINNER: Canadian Dragon in 8:51
Blade vs Black Dragon
A rare heel vs heel matchup here in the OOWF. Both men circle and feel each other out. Lock up and a clean break. Another lock up Blade grabs BD and send him to the ropes, BD comes back and ducks a clothesline, Blade turns just in time to eat a punch to the mouth from BD. Blade is down, BD goes into his tights and pulls out a chain. While he was down on one knee Blade also takes a chain from his tights. Both men rear back to hit the other and stop when they realize they both have a chain. Both stop and stare at each other, the referee tries to get them to fight, both look at the referee, then at each other, the ref is yelling for them to fight. BD and Blade both turn and nail the referee in the face with the chain. The referee collapses and blood pours from his head. The fans boo loudly. Blade grabs the mic and tells the people “I have no reason to beat on this guy, hell he and I are a lot alike. You morons in the crowd would love to see us kill each other (cheers) its not gonna happen. In fact, Hellion and Corax, you two better watch out, cause we are coming after those titles.” Blade drops the mic and the two leave the ring together and head to the back amid a chorus of boos from the crowds.
Decision : NO CONTEST at 1:44
Ecosystem & Morte vs Eric O’Mac & LD Williams
EOM & LDW storm the ring and catch Eco & Morte before they can flee the ring. LDW chops down Eco and EOM kicks Morte in the midsection. EOM throws morte out of the ring and they focus on Eco. Double whip to the ropes and a double back body drop to Eco. LDW leaves the ring and EOM works on Eco. Leg drop keeps eco down. EOM off the ropes, rolling thunder knocks the wind out of eco. Morte is back on the apron but his partner can not make the tag. EOM lets eco up, then dropkicks his knee, eco is down again. EOM makes a quick tag to LDW who comes in and immediately locks the STF on Eco. After about ten seconds Eco taps! EOM and LDW celebrate but Eco rolls out of the ring and grabs the mic. He comes back in “no, no, no as commissioner of the OOWF I declare that that submission did not count, what the hell do you think this is the UFC? This match continues” EOM shrugs and spinkicks Eco. LDW charges morte who drops him with a superkick to the mouth. LDW falls out of the ring. Morte attacks EOM from behind, locks on the dragon sleeper. While EOM struggles to maintain consciousness Eco taunts him. LDW slides back in the ring and clotheslines the taunting Eco. Morte breaks the hold to go after LDW, EOM collapses on the mat. Morte and LDW fall out of the ring, LD is up first and reaches for Morte, Morte uppercuts LDW and knocks him goofy for a moment. Meanwhile in the ring Eco, slides out of the ring and comes back in with a chair. He waits for EOM to get to his feet, and slams him over the head with the chair, right in front of the referee. The ref goes to call for the bell, but Eco threatens to fire him if he does, he demands the ref makes the count. Outside the ring, Morte pursues LDW and slams his head into the post, LDW is out. Inside Eco covers EOM 1,2 EOM kicks out at 2! While Eco argues with the referee, Morte lays the chair across EOM’s face and comes off the top rope with his guillotine legdrop. Morte grabs the chair and rolls out of the ring, Eco turns around and makes the cover, the ref has no choice 1,2,3. Outside the ring LDW was just recovering when Morte slams the chair over his head leaving him laying.
WINNERS in 9:04 Ecosystem & Morte
UnderDawg vs. Grunt
Battle of the big men. Grunt charges to start, UD sidesteps easily and Grunt slams into the corner. UD follows Grunt into the corner with a clothesline to the back of his head. Grunt staggers and UD goes for a slam! UD almost gets grunt up when grunt clubs him across the back. Grunt grabs UD by the throat and backs him into the corner and begins biting him. The ref counts and Grunt breaks at 4 glaring at the ref. Grunt chokes UD in the corner, again breaking just before a DQ. The ref yells at Grunt, grunt stalks the ref taking his attention off of UD. When Grunt turns backs to UD UD hits him with a big boot to the face, Grunt staggers but does not go down. UD off the ropes with a big clothesline, Grunt almost goes down, UD back and hits another clothesline, Grunt nearly topples over. UD goes back again and charges, Grunt hits a belly to belly suplex on UD! The big man is down! Grunt gets to his feet and helps UD up, Grunt whips UD into the corner and follows with an avalanche. UD falls out of the corner. Grunt covers, UD kicks out at two. Grunt picks up UD and slams him, then slowly bounds off the ropes and attempts a big splash, UD rolls out of the way and Grunt eats canvas. UD gets up with the help of the ropes and staggers into the corner, Grunt is back up and charges the corner, UD gets up the big boot. Grunt is knocked off balance, UD swoops in and scoops and slams the big man! Grunt has never been body slammed. UD is up and motions for the chokeslam! Grunt is on his feet, UD grabs Grunt by the throat and goes to lift him. Just then MHJ hits the ring and slams a chair across UD’s back drawing the DQ. UD does not go down, his eyes roll into the back of his head and he begins to howl. HE slowly turns around and looks at MHJ and Grunt. MHJ grabs Grunt by the arm and they quickly flee the ring.
WINNER by DQ in 5:05 UnderDawg
Viper vs. Concrete TG for the IC Title
Concrete and Viper lock up, Viper immediately rakes the eyes and punches CTG in the throat. V backs him into the corner and unleashes a barrage of chops and kicks. CTG reverses the corner and gets in some chops of his own. TG whips V into the ropes and connects with a dropkick. V is down, TG picks up Viper and gives him a series of European uppercuts, V staggers back to the ropes, TG clotheslines him over the top rope and follows him out. Outside the ring Viper charges TG, TG backdrops him on the concrete floor. TG climbs on the apron and drops an elbow to Vipers head as he stands up. Viper falls to the floor, TG rolls back in and waits for Viper to come back in. Viper gets on the apron, TG grabs him bytTG he head and slams his head into the turnbuckle, V falls back to the floor. After a few seconds V rolls under the bottom rope, TG immediately pounces and chokes Viper. He breaks before the four count and picks Viper up, whips him to the ropes and connects with a belly to belly suplex. Cover gets two. TG picks Viper up again and snap suplexes him, he holds on rolls back up and snap suplexes him again, after one more snap suplex, TG goes to the top rope and hits a big knee drop on viper. Cover 1,2 Viper gets to the ropes. As TG gets up and looks around, Viper reaches in his tights, pulling out a small packet of powder, when TG reaches to pick up Viper he throws the powder in his eyes. Naturally the ref did not see a thing. Viper is back on his feet, he grabs TG and hits a neckbreaker, cover for one. Viper picks TG up and whips him into the ropes, he catches TG coming off the ropes and hits a spinebuster for two. Viper waits for TG to sit up and tajiri kicks him in the head. TG is down. Viper covers for another two count. Viper picks up TG and goes behind and hits a brutal belly to back suplex. TG is still trying to clear his vision. Viper kicks TG in the midsection and follows up with a DDT. Cover for another two count. Viper sets up TG for a “roll the dice” move, he connects wrenching TG’s neck horribly. Viper makes the cover, but TG grabs the ropes. Viper picks TG up again and sends him into the ropes, TG ducks a clothesline and connects with a spear. TG is down grabbing his neck, Viper is also down. Viper is up first, He picks up TG and samoan drops him. Viper follows that up by picking up TG into a tombstone piledriver. Before he can finish the move, TG reverses it into a tombstone of his own. Both men are down again. TG is up first this time. He whips V into the ropes, but pulls him back into a short arm clothesline. TG winces in pain every time he hits a move. TG whips Viper to the ropes again, pulls him back again, but instead iof a short clothesline he goes behind and locks in a Dragon Suplex, Bridge 1,2,3! After the match an angry Viper grabs TG and hits a wicked spinning brainbuster. Viper leaves the ring, TG is left holding his neck in pain, after a few seconds he gets to his feet in obvious pain.
WINNER in 12:12 and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion Concrete TG
Gimmickman vs Microplay for the OOWF World Title
Lock up to start. Micro grabs the side headlock, gimm quickly sends him to the ropes, G grabs M and hits a side suplex, no count. Both back to their feet. Micro charges, G catches him in a Spartan plunge! Before he can finish the move Micro worms his way out of it, G turns and puches M in the mouth. G follows it up with a few forearms to the face and a club to the back of the neck. M falls to the mat, G follows it up by locking on a crossface, M will not give up, M makes it to the ropes G has to break the hold. Gimmick suplexes M to the mat and follows it up by grinding his knee into his forehead. Gimmick tries to pick up M but micro nails him in the midsection. M gets to his feet and slams G’s face into the canvas. G is down. M climbs the ropes and hits G with an axehandle to the face as he gets up. Gimmick is down. Micro whips G into the ropes and catches him as he comes off the ropes, picks him up and drops him throat first over the top rope. M picks G up again and hold his throat on the top rope, M holds his head and jumps over the rope, springing G off the ropes into the middle of the ring, M slides back inside the ring and chokes G breaking only when the ref threatens DQ. M helps G back to his feet then clotheslines him over the top rope. M follows him out of the ring, M clotheslines G as soon as he gets to his feet. M picks up G again and drops him throat first on the steel guardrail. G stays on the rail too weak to move. M climbs back into the ring and scales the ropes, he pauses and dives off with an axehandle to the head, cruching G’s throat on the rail. Gimmickman is injured. Micro rolls back into the ring, the ref begins the count, Gimmick has no chance to beat the count. The ref raises Microplays arm he wins via countout. Not done yet, Micro rolls out and grabs a chair, Gimmick man is flat on his back on the floor, Micro takes the chair and climbs to the top rope, he jumps off the ropes and drives the chair into G’s throat. Gimmickman thrashes wildly, paramedics rush to ringside (again!) to check on Gimmick. Microplay rolls back into the ring and grabs the title and celebrates, taunting the crowd. Suddenly the lights go out
BONG
The lights come back on and UnderDawg is in the ring! Before Micro can move UD grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him. He then picks up the champion and delivers a Fireplug Piledriver. Micro is out. UD holds up the title and almost walks out of the ring with it. He turns and drops the title across the prone Microplays chest and leaves the ring.
That’s all for tonight! Stay tuned for more OOWF action coming soon to a town near you!