OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Mt. Gay, West Virginia
DAMON WRATH vs. “LOVE MACHINE” BILLY WAYNE WOODARDWrath is making his OOWF debut against OOWF crowd favorite “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard. Wrath is in the ring and the ref calls for the bell. Woodard charges across the ring and grabs a side head lock on Wrath and peppers him with shots to the face, but Wrath lifts him and drops him with a belly to back suplex, then waits for Woodard to get to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a kick to the gut, then drops him with a knee lift. Wrath pulls Woodard to the ropes and sends him to the ropes, Woodard tries a cross body block, but Wrath catches him and hefts him up to his shoulder, then plants him on the mat with a side slam. Wrath covers, but Woodard kicks out at two. Wrath pulls Woodard to his feet and whips him right into a short arm clothesline. Wrath appears to be toying with Woodard now, he pulls him up and knees him in the gut doubling him over, then hauls him up for a suplex, but drops him across the top rope, then flips him into the ring and drops a knee across his throat. Wrath takes his time and lets Woodard struggle to his feet, once he is up, he grabs Billy Wayne in a double chicken wing, then turns that into a release overhead suplex. Woodard lands on the back if his head and just crumples to the mat. The referee moves in to check on Woodard, he is still alive if nothing else. Wrath pulls Woodard up one last time and hits the Lights Out, and as soon as Woodard hits the mat he pounces and locks on the WrathXFace. Woodard taps immediately and this one is over.
WINNER in 3:03 – Damon Wrath
F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON III & THE DEFENESTRATORS vs. CARL FROM FRESNO, FUMUNDA MUNG & PUCK DUPPCollar and Elbow tie up to start, and Mung is quickly overpowered by Voltage. Voltage drives Mung to his knees and delivers two sharp kicks to Mung’s Head, and Mung crumples. Voltage drags Mung two his feet and just destroys Mung with a series of chops and spinning backfists until Mung hits the canvas again. Smiling, Voltage plays to the crowd (who still don’t care) makes the sign for the CIRCUIT BREAKER, and does some corner posing to no response. Voltage finally makes his was over to Mung, and pulls him up , but Mung was playing some possum, and takes a kick to the stomach and a DDT. Voltage is more stunned than hurt, and makes it quickly over to Ecosystem for the tag. Mung worms himself over to his own corner to tag in Puck Dupp. Eco, determined to avoid the same mistakes Voltage did, and tries to go all HOUSE O’ FIRE on Dupp, Clothesline for Dupp. Face wash punch on Mung, and an attempted Face wash Punch on Carl from Fresno, but Carl blocks it, and hits Eco with a stiff right hand on the point of the chin. The crowd loved that. Eco staggers backward from the shot, and it allows Dupp to pull down Eco for the SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP! Lazy count by Creech, 1, 2, NO… Ecosystem is heated and embarrassed, and takes it out on Dupp using an unusual brawling style; eventually bloodying Dupp, and Dupp collapses to the mat. Eco signals for ENDGAME, and signals, and signals and finally even Creech mouths something like “We get it”. Eco decides that’s enough signaling and goes over to Dupp to pull him up, but as he does, Dupp gets him in a SMALL PACKAGE! Another Lazy count, 1, 2, Hand on the ropes! Eco kicks Dupp in the head a couple times cruelly before sauntering over to his corner. Dupp pulls himself over to the corner and tags in CARL FROM FRESNO! Carl gets a little pop for entering the match, as MacCappington gets the tag; he turns and notices Carl. Carl mouths “Hi Fonzie”. MacCappington is enraged and charges, but Carl hits the drop toe hold and GOES FOR THE STF! Yeah right. FFMcIII kicks his way out and jumps up. And now…we’ve got ourselves a classic slobberknocker. Both men trading haymakers, rights and lefts, and the crowd now gets into it a little bit. Carl surprisingly gets the upper hand, hitting one, two, three shots in a row, felling MacCappington III. Carl takes a second and tries for the STF again… and THIS TIME HE LOCKS IT ON. He is TAUNTING MacCappington in the ring, repeating “How do you like THAT, FONZIE??? REMEMBER ME NOW???”. MacCappington III is hurting but gets to the ropes forcing the break. The crowd moans in disapproval. Carl, wasting no time, hits a Springboard Moonsault, and goes in for the cover 1, 2, NO! MacCappington kicks out and Carl slaps the mat in frustration. With Carl looking away, MacCappington nods to his corner. Eco, Voltage and Lance all jump into the ring, causing Creech to be distracted. MacCappington uses the time to hit a VERY SOLID LEFT UPPERNUT! Carl crumples. Creech turns around as MacCappington hooks the leg; 1, 2, 3…It’s over.
WINNER in 7:16 – Team LOADED
TEAM RABBITFIRE vs. THE NERVE AGENT & BLITZRabbxt and Firewoman walk down the ramp and step into the ring. Rabbxt break dances in the middle of the ring, while Firewoman fires up the crowd. But the crowd really doesn't know how to react to her anymore. Rabbxt kips up and sees Nerve and Blitz walking down the ramp. Rabbxt and Fire discuss who will begin the match before Rabbxt steps through the ropes and stands on the apron. Nerve and Blitz enter the ring and decide that Blitz will start the match for their team. Fire and Blitz tie up in the center of the ring, then Blitz powers Fire into a neutral corner. He goes for a right hand, but Fire ducks it and steps back into the center of the ring. They both step around a little before going for a test of strength. Before their hands meet, Fire low blows Blitz. Luckily for her, the referee was behind Blitz and didn't see the illegal move. Nerve tries to jump into the ring to help out and point out the low blow, but this distracts the referee, who walks over to Nerve and tries to get him to stay out of the ring. With the referee distracted, Rabbxt hops onto the top rope and claps his hands to make the referee think there was a tag. Fire hits Blitz with a backbreaker and keeps him on her knee. Rabbxt jumps off the top rope and hits Blitz with a leg drop, flipping him off of Fire's knee. Fire rolls out of the ring and Rabbxt goes for the pin. The referee turns around and counts it, but Blitz kicks out at two. Rabbxt pulls Blitz to his feet and sends him towards the ropes. Blitz ducks a clothesline on the rebound and hits a huracanrana on Rabbxt on the way back. Blitz crawls over to Nerve and tags out. Nerve hops into the ring and pulls Rabbxt to his feet. He sends him into a neutral corner and follows up with right hands. He hoists Rabbxt to the top rope, then climbs up with him. Fire walks across the apron and pushes Nerve off of Rabbxt, sending him to the mat. The referee yells at Fire to get back into her corner, as Rabbxt leaps off the top rope and hits a Frog Splash on Nerve. The referee turns around and counts the pin, but Blitz manages to break it up. Blitz goes back into his corner and Rabbxt pulls Nerve to his feet. He sends Nerve into his own corner, only to get a cheap shot in on Blitz. Blitz falls off the apron and Rabbxt whips Nerve into the Team RabbxtFire corner. He tags in Fire and she goes to the top rope. Rabbxt picks Nerve up in power bomb position as Fire turns around so her back is facing the ring. She gets Nerve in a three-quarter face lock, then flips backwards. Rabbxt power bombs Nerve to the mat, while Fire hits the Sliced Bread #2. The referee gets Rabbxt out of the ring, while Fire goes for the pin. Blitz slides in and breaks up the pin, sending Rabbxt back into the ring. Rabbxt hammers on Blitz before Blitz turns it around. He hits Rabbxt with a clothesline, sending them both over the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Inside the ring, Fire stomps on Nerve, then climbs to the top rope. She goes for a 450, but Nerve rolls out of the way just in time. Rabbxt manages to hit Blitz with a Super kick on the outside of the ring, while Nerve gets to his feet and puts Fire in position. Nerve goes to the top rope, as Rabbxt grabs a steel chair from ringside. Nerve hits a perfect Shooting Star Press on Fire and the referee drops down to count it. At 2 and seven-eighths, Rabbxt slides into the ring and slams the chair down on Blitz's back. The referee calls for the bell.
WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION in 11:17 - Nerve Agent & Blitz
After the bell sounds, Rabbxt continues his assault on Blitz, slamming the chair down on him over and over. Nerve grabs a chair of his own from ringside and slides into the ring. Fire gets to her feet as Nerve swings at Rabbxt. Rabbxt ducks it and the chair slams Fire in the face. Rabbxt stabs Nerve with his chair, then brings the chair down across the back of Nerve. Rabbxt rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from under it. He sets up the table, then reaches under the ring again and pulls out a ladder. He pushes the ladder into the ring and sets it up. He pulls Nerve to his feet, then clotheslines him over the top rope. He then rolls Nerve across the ring and pushes him to the outside. He slides to the outside, also. He pulls Blitz to his feet and lays him out on the table. He does the same with Nerve. He rolls back into the ring and climbs up the ladder. He reaches the top, then stands up. The crowd is on their feet. Rabbxt jumps off the ladder and hits a huge Shooting Star Senton on Nerve and Blitz from the inside of the ring to the outside. The table doesn't break, which causes all three wrestlers to lie on the outside of the ring, hurt. Fire slowly gets to her feet and sees the ladder set up in the ring. She looks over the ropes and sees Rabbxt, Nerve, and Blitz lying on the floor. She rolls out of the ring and pulls Rabbxt to his feet. Se nudges Nerve and Blitz with her foot, then pulls Rabbxt's arm over her shoulder to help him walk. Before they get to the ramp, GM the Rick walks onto the stage.
GMtR: Team RabbxtFire. You just can't play fair, can you? Well, if you want to play with these weapons in regular matches, why not set up a match encouraging these weapons? At Dance of Death IV, it's going to be Team RabbxtFire vs. Nerve Agent and Blitz... TLC!
GMtR walks back through the curtain. Fire shakes her head and helps Rabbxt up the ramp.
DEAD DRUNK vs. APOCALYPTIC BASTARDS The Dead and Seamus McNasty walk down the ramp and slide into the ring. The Apocalyptic Bastards make their entrance, but an ad for the new OOWF website is played instead of it. When we cut back to the match, the bell sounds. Seamus McNasty and SYB start off. They tie up. Seamus easily powers SYB into a neutral corner. He follows up with right hands, then whips him into the opposite corner. He runs after him and hits him with a clothesline in the corner. Seamus picks SYB up with a vertical suplex and lets the blood rush to his head, holding him vertical for a few moments before falling backwards. Seamus walks over to his corner and tags in Dead. Dead steps into the ring and pulls SYB to his feet. He goes for a pile driver, but SYB lifts Dead up and tosses him over his back. SYB goes to his corner and tags in Apocalyptic Existence. AE gets into the ring and pulls Dead to his feet. The Dead kicks AE in the mid-section, then uppercuts him in the face. AE falls backwards and hits the mat. The Dead runs over to SYB and knocks him off the apron. Seamus rushes in and pulls AE to his feet. The Dead Closes the Casket on AE, which sends AE falling backwards into a lung blower by Seamus. The Dead covers AE and the referee counts. Rabbxt runs down the ramp with a steel chair in hand. He slides into the ring and hits Seamus with a steel chair shot to the head, right before the referee counts the three. The referee stands up and forces the bell to sound.
WINNERS BY DISQUALIFICATION in 6:48 - Dead Drunk
The Dead stands up and turns around into a steel chair shot by Rabbxt. Fire runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She takes the steel chair from Rabbxt and tosses it to the outside of the ring. GM the Rick walks onto the stage.
GMtR: Team RabbxtFire. I don't know why you can't just concentrate on a single team. You had to run out here and interfere in this match. Well, if you want the Dead Drunks, then you got 'em. That TLC match that I made for Dance of Death IV earlier tonight... Is now a Triangle TLC match!
GM the Rick walks back through the curtain. Rabbxt and Firewoman turn around and get hit with steel chair shots by The Dead and Seamus McNasty. The Dead Drunks drop the chairs and leave the ring. They walk up the ramp, leaving Team RabbxtFire laid out in the middle of the ring.
OOWF Invitational Qualifying Tournament – Round 2JW WESTGAARD vs. JUSTIN SANEJW Westgaard makes his way to the ring and waits patiently. Justin Sane comes out and as he is making his way around the ring gets his foot tangled in some wires and falls to the floor and immediately taps out. Just as it looks like he is going to pass out from fear and pain, the referee leaves the ring and frees him. To show his appreciation, Sane hugs the referee. The ref is not amused and orders Sane into the ring. Sane kind of hesitates so the referee grabs him and rolls him under the bottom rope. Westgaard charges across the ring and immediately attacks, catching Sane with a boot to the mouth. JWW pulls Sane to his feet and sends him into the ropes and Sane does the Flair “flip over the turnbuckle and run down the apron” where Westgaard catches him with a cross check that sends Sane off the apron and into the steel barricade HARD. Sane lies on the floor gasping for breath, Westgaard leaves the ring and scoops him up and plants him on the floor with a hard body slam. JWW then pulls him up and sends him back first into the guard rail, Sane hits, spits up some blood and falls to the floor. Westgaard stomps Sane mercilessly, then pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, then mounts Sane and hammers him in the face, Westgaard appears to be in a rage here, and Sane is essentially helpless. JWW pulls him to his feet and nails an ICE AUGER! But he refuses to cover. Instead Westgaard pulls him up and throws him between the ropes to the floor again. Westgaard stands on the apron and waits for Sane to struggle to his feet, then hits a running clothesline. Westgaard then inexplicably grabs a chair and waits for Sane to stand again and SLAMS him in the face with a chair. The referee immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER in 4:11 – by disqualification – Justin Sane
BLACKDRAGON vs. NAYRBlackdragon is out and waits in the ring. Nayr makes his solemn entrance, very similar to Seraph’s entrance. Nayr climbs through the ropes and walks to the middle of the ring and offers his hand to Blackdragon, who accepts. Could this be a clean match? The two men slowly circle after the bell rings and lock up. Dragon powers Nayr to the corner, the ref wants a clean break and gets it. Both men back to the center of the ring and lock up, Blackdragon immediately goes behind Nayr and takes him to the mat. Blackdragon gets in a couple of stiff shots to the back of Nayr’s head, then grabs a hammerlock. Nayr quickly sits out of it and spins to his feet and hip tosses BD to the mat and hits a forward splash senton, then immediately spins to his feet and catches Blackdragon with an arm drag, then as they both pop to their feet, Nayr lands a drop kick to BD’s jaw that sends him to the corner. Nayr charges in and tries a monkey flip out of the corner, but Dragon catches him and tries an inverted atomic drop, but Nayr blocks it and tries a spinning heel kick, Blackdragon ducks it, and grabs Nayr from behind and KILLS him with a tiger suplex, bridges and gets a two count. Nayr is shaken and grabs his head, Blackdragon pounces and grabs Nayr and pulls him to his feet right into a short arm clothesline that nearly decapitates him. BD pulls him up and hauls him into a vertical suplex and leaves him there to think about it for a bit before crashing to the mat. BD floats over and gets another two count. BD pulls Nayr up once again and sends him to the corner, but Nayr scales the ropes and hits a Whisper in the Wind! Nayr covers and gets two before BD kicks out. Nayr pulls BD up and plants him on the mat and hits a spinning leg drop for another two, then leaves the ring and waits on the apron. Nayr springs off the top rope and tries a clothesline, but in one fluid motion Blackdragon grabs his arm and takes him to the mat and locks on the cross face. Nayr struggles, but can’t free himself and is forced to tap.
WINNER in 6:11 – Blackdragon
After the match the two men shake hands again and Nayr raises Blackdragon’s arm in victory.
TOMMY WILDER vs. HARPER CAMBYThese two have certainly crossed paths before. Tommy Wilder, formerly of wCw sprints to the ring and leaps to the top turnbuckle and plays to the crowd. Harper Camby, formerly of the Devil’s Brigade comes to the ring sneering at the fans. If Wilder wants to get the win here, he is going to have to use his speed to stay away from Camby’s strength. As soon as Camby gets into the ring he charges to the corner going after Wilder, but Wilder does a back flip off the top turnbuckle and lands on his feet. Camby charges out of the corner with a clothesline, but Wilder ducks and hits a Pele kick when Camby turns around that staggers the big man. Tommy hits the ropes and tries a cross body block, but Camby catches him and tosses him across the ring with a fallaway slam. Wilder slides under the bottom rope to the floor. Wilder gets back on the apron and Camby tries to grab him, but Wilder slips between his legs, gets to his feet and hits the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Camby grabs him by the throat and lifts him and plants him on the mat with a chokeslam. Camby pulls Wilder up and whips him to the ropes and catches him in a bear hug. Wilder screams in pain and finally resorts to biting Camby to free himself. Wilder staggers away and Camby grabs at him and Wilder ducks and slips behind him and rolls him up for a two count. Wilder leaves the ring and waits on the apron and springs in and tries a flying thesz press but Camby catches him and PLANTS him on the mat. Harper pulls a stunned Wilder to his feet and hauls him up and KILLS him with a Steiner Screwdriver. Camby is not quite done yet, he peels Wilder off the mat and lifts him into a torture rack, Wilder appears to be in a world of trouble, but somehow he shifts his weight and slithers out of it and rolls Camby up from behind and gets the one, two, THREE!!
WINNER in 5:01 – Tommy Wilder
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. THIM REYNOLDSThis match will not be pretty. Thim and Tommy make their entrances and immediately go at each other in the center of the ring. Tommy peppers Thim with shots to the head, Thim blisters Tommy with brutal chops to the chest. Tommy gets the upper hand with a rake to the eyes, but his advantage is short lived when Thim knees him in the midsection. Thim backs Tommy to the ropes and sends him across the ring and tries a clothesline, Tommy ducks it and puts on the brakes, then drops his shoulder and forces Thim back into the corner where he rocks him with European uppercuts, then snap mares him out of the corner and gets a running start and drops an elbow right to the back of Thim’s neck. Tommy pulls Thim up and tries a pile driver, but Thim reverses it into an Alabama slam. Thim keeps hold of Tommy’s legs and tries to set him up for the Adjustment, but Tommy rakes the eyes to force the break. Tommy gets to his feet and measures Thim who is still struggling to see from the eye rake. Tommy cues up the Wicked Left, but Thim ducks it and grabs Tommy in the katahajime! Before Thim can fall backward and cinch it in, Tommy gets off a mule kick to the jewels that breaks the hold. Tommy Grabs Thim and nails him with a pile driver, covers and gets a two count before Thim rolls his shoulder. Tommy grabs Thim’s legs and turns him over in the Gaelic Cloverleaf. Thim struggles, but cannot reach the ropes, so he slowly begins to pull Tommy’s leg causing him to lose his balance and fall forward. As soon as he does, Thim turns on him and locks on the Reflex-O-Lock, Tommy fights it, but cannot reach the ropes. Thim grinds away causing more and more pain, finally Thim grabs his elbow pad and makes a slight adjustment and Tommy really yells in pain, then goes limp. The referee has seen enough and calls for the bell.
WINNER in 7:51 – Thim Reynolds
FIRECHILD vs. RYAN HARDCORERyan Hardcore comes out to the top of the ramp with the rest of LOADED and soaks up the boos of the crowd. He starts to the ring with Lauren Phoenix and then stops when MacCappington yells something to him. MacCappington sends Firechild trailing behind him. The crowd cheers Firechild, and without looking directly at them, you can tell by the sly smile on his face that he appreciates it. They get to the ring and Hardcore waits for Firechild to hold the ropes for both him and Phoenix. They get into the ring and then Firechild follows them. The referee goes through the instructions, and then Firechild holds the ropes again as Phoenix leaves. Finally the bell rings and Firechild and Hardcore circle. You can see a look of something like pure joy on Firechild’s face, finally able to wrestle and not have to worry about MacCappington barking out orders. They circle and are just about to lock up when we hear MacCappington SPEAK:
Hold on just a second there. <MacCappington is making his way to the ring>. Firechild, you didn’t really think this was going to be a match did you? How quickly you forget your place. You see at Dance of Death IV this weekend, we are in a match with the greatest tag team champions of all time – The Defenestrators, a jobber team, and some mystery team. We have nothing to worry about, beside, you are still not ready to be a champion for LOADED, you are insolent and headstrong. You must be properly broken before you can hold gold for LOADED. Now, Ryan Hardcore on the other hand, he has a chance to free Donovan Viper up for his true purpose – the world heavyweight title, by pinning either Knife or Outback Jack. Mr. Hardcore has had a bit of a rough spot since coming to the OOWF, and we are going to give him a boost of confidence going into the pay per view.
<by now MacCappington is in the ring, he walks up to Firechild and grabs him by the back of his head pulling his hair so he is looking right at MacCappington>
You are going to do what you’re told and lay down and let Hardcore get the pin. <Firechild looks furiously at MacCappington and refuses to move, MacCappington grabs him by the throat and backs him into the corner> YOU DON’T WANT TO LISTEN? YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS IF I MAKE JUST ONE PHONE CALL? YOU WANNA DO THAT TO YOUR FAMILY?<MacCappington lets go of Firechild, and if looks could kill MacCappington would be carried out of the ring in a pine box. He walks to Hardcore and clenches his fists for a fight. Hardcore just smirks and says “poor mommy.” Firechild trembles with rage and lies down on the mat. Hardcore puts one boot on Firechild’s chest and MacCappington orders the referee to count, one, two, three. This one is over.
WINNER in 1:49 – Ryan Hardcore
After the match, Firechild remains on the mat, just staring into space and trembling slightly. MacCappington raises Hardcore’s arm in victory and then barks something at Firechild. Firechild gets to his feet and raises Hardcore’s arm as well, then holds the ropes for both of them as they head to the back.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. KNIFEMel Creech is YOUR Referee!
Moose storms to the ring, seething in frustration. He doesn't bother flopping in the corner. He glowers at the ramp, fully expecting Rick to come out and tell him he'll be swarmed with midget jobbers this time, but seems a little surprised as Knife walks to the ring alone. Knife enters the ring solemnly, his talk with Seraph seeming to give him more focus. Moose stares a hole through Knife, but he doesn't respond to it. Instead, he offers a hand to "assist" Moose in his time of need. However, Moose offers Knife a hand - in the form of a right cross that sends Knife tumbling to the corner. Moose stomps Knife in the corner until Mel forces him away. Knife is shocked and already bleeding from the beat down. Knife slowly gets to his feet and Moose is already in his face, ready to swing. Knife knees Moose in the gut to get some separation and slings him into the opposite corner. Knife charges but catches a boot to the midsection (or lower) from Moose, who rides Knife down with a bulldog. Early cover gets a one count and Knife gets a few more kicks to the ribs. Moose hauls Knife to his feet and starts screaming at Knife. "You like this Rick? This what you want?" (SLAP) "His blood is on YOUR hands!?" (SLAP) He snarls and is about to cuss Knife out when he's SLAPPED BACK! Knife admonishes Moose for his impure thoughts! Mel, accordingly, rolls his eyes. Moose is too stunned to
respond as Knife gathers MHJ and flips him over with a snap suplex! He flips around quickly and nearly pins Moose, who kicks out at 2 1/2. Knife stands Moose up and slings him back at the ropes, but Moose hooks himself on the ropes and spits at Knife. Knife charges - LOW BRIDGE! Knife sprawls to the floor and Moose is climbing out after him. Brawl erupts and Mel takes a minute or two to watch and enjoy. He starts a ten count (around the actual "16" or so) and Moose reluctantly rolls Knife back in the ring. He climbs in but doesn't see Knife coming at him with the HAND OF GOD! Moose nearly falls to the floor but catches himself with the middle rope. He sits on the apron and appraises the trickle of blood coming out of his nose. Grinning sadistically he climbs back into the ring, daubing some of the blood on his face like war paint. Knife's eyes widen a bit, warning Moose that he will continue to defend himself and even in full view of Mel, Knife pulls his KNIFE out of his pocket and points it at Moose. Mel raises an eyebrow but will allow it (maybe he's fearing for Knife's safety... nah) Knife lunges with the weapon, glancing Moose's arm. He appraises the blood from the attack, grins, and offers the other arm. Mortified, Knife drops his weapon and charges with a clothesline. Moose grabs the arm and forces Knife to the mat, locking in the JI-ENDO as tight as he can! Knife tries to scream, but he can't, and taps before Moose breaks his neck.
WINNER in 9:35 Moosehead Jack
After the match, Moose shoves Knife to the mat, picks up his weapon and cuts Knife's shirt off, leaving a couple of skin cuts in the process. He ties the shirt together into a makeshift noose/leash and wraps Knife up. Moose drags a bloody and battered Knife up the ramp and to the back. We cut to GM the Rick’s door, Moose gets there and pulls an unconscious Knife to his feet, then kicks the door open the throws Knife inside. Knife lands on Rick’s desk, blood runs off his head and pools up on Rick’s desk.
GMtR: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
MHJ: Looks like there is an opening in the Intercontinental Dance of Death
GMtR: I should fucking FIRE you right now!
MHJ: I want the spot at the pay per view
GMtR: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY…..
<Just then Rick notices LJ Bennett leaning against the doorway. Rick stops in mid sentences and looks away, his face burning red with rage.>
MHJ: That’s what I thought. See you Sunday Ricky
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DH MAGNUSSON – Best of 7 Series Match 4 (DH and Spin lead 2-1): 2/3 Falls MatchBoth teams make their way to the ring. Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell, and we are underway. Phantos and Spin Hansen start us off. They lock up, and Spin snares a headlock. Phantos shoots him into the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and comes off the opposite rope with a body press. Hansen catches Phantos and delivers a fall away slam. Hansen stomps away at the masked man, and then hoists him up for a thunderous power slam. Spin makes tag, and DH Magnusson comes in. DH and Spin whip Phantos into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Lucios tries to enter the ring, but Barros blocks him and forces him out of the ring. Hansen and Magnusson take advantage of the extra time to hit a double suplex and stomp away on the smaller man. Barros turns around and chases Hansen out of the ring. DH whips Phantos into a corner and charges in. Phantos leapfrogs him, and hits a Briscoe Rollup for a 1 count. DH powers up, and catches Phantos’ heel and he tried to make his way to his own corner. DH drops an elbow, and tries to lock in a cross face. Phantos squirms away and grabs the bottom rope. Barros steps in between Magnusson and Phantos, allowing Phantos to tumble to his corner and tag in Lucios. Lucios charges in and backdrops Magnusson, then rushes over and clocks Hansen in the jaw. Magnusson eats a second backdrop, gets hoisted up for a vertical suplex, then driven down face first with a gordbuster. Lucios drags Magnusson into a corner, and begins to pepper him with a barrage of chops, fists, elbows, and tops it off with a head butt. Magnusson slumps down against the turnbuckles, gets a knee in the gut, and then hoisted up for a border toss. Magnusson lands with a thud. Lucios turns and tags Phantos. Phantos scales the corner, and Lucios rocket launchers Phantos, who lands with a knee to Magnusson’s throat. FLYING SPIKE! Phantos makes the cover, but Hansen breaks it up with an elbow. Lucios rushes in and spears Spin out of the ring. Phantos scrambles back to the top, and comes crashing down with a somersault leg drop. Barros drops and counts 1…2…3! Phantos & Lucios lead 1-0 Barros clears the ring and the teams get 30 seconds to regroup. Lucios and Phantos down a couple of Aquafina while Spin takes a shot of whiskey and DH re-tapes his fists. Lucios and Hansen start of fall two. Lucios attacks first, charging in with a tackle. The two men end up in a corner and pound away on one another. Barros counts to five and then tries to separate the two 300 pounders. Magnusson and Phantos enter the ring and all hell is breaking loose! Spin and Phantos exchange blows, while Lucios goes toe to toe with Magnusson. Barros throws his hands up and motions to the back. General Manager the Rick appears on the entrance ramp, microphone in hand.
GMtR: Break it up! BREAK IT UP!! As much fun as it is to watch you four beat the living hell out of each other, there cannot be a no-decision in a Best 2 of 3 Falls Match! I am ordering this fall re-started, with additional officials stationed at ringside to keep the peace
Mel Creech, Sterling Glaw and the rest of the OOWF referees rush to ringside to break up the melee, which continued during Rick’s speech. Once order is restored, Barros motions to Lucios and Magnusson to enter the ring and wrestle. They lock up, with Magnusson gaining the early advantage. He powers Lucios into a corner and hits several knees in Lucios’ gut. He snares a head lock, the bulldogs Lucios to the mat. Magnusson follows up with an elbow and then delivers a belly to back suplex. Rights and lefts rain down on the masked man’s head. DH knocks Lucios down and begins to stomp away. He tags in Hansen and then lock in a backbreaker on Lucios. Hansen mounts the middle turnbuckles, and hits a fist drop on the prone Lucios. Hansen hits a sidewalk slam and then a Thesz press, but instead of covering, Spin pounds away on Lucios. Barros calls for the break, and has to threaten to disqualify him before Spin relents. Lucios stands up and gets a big boot to the head. Spin signals for a spear, but Lucios manages to stumble out of the way as Hansen crashes in to the corner, colliding with the ring post. Phantos gets the ‘hot tag’ and dropkicks Hansen from behind. Magnusson runs in, but is cut off by Barros. Phantos hits an enziguri and a springboard moonsault for a 2 count. Hansen gets to his feet and swings at Phantos, missing badly. Phantos knees Spin in the gut, doubling him over and hits an axe kick. Hansen tumbles to the ground and Phantos goes back up top. Phantos dives off for a swanton, and finds NOBODY HOME! Phantos crashes to the mat and winces in pain. Spin staggers over and tags in Magnusson, who swoops in and levels Phantos with a kick to the head. Phantos tumbles out to the floor. Sterling Glaw prevents Spin Hansen from attacking Phantos while Barros begins the count. Phantos crawls back in at 7, and gets set up for Dreamstreet. Phantos blocks the Russian legsweep, and DH crashes to the mat. Phantos bounces off the ropes and hits a flying burrito. As he bounces off the ropes for a second shot, Hansen kicks him in the back. Phantos stumbles forward and gets caught in a small package. Barros is busy with Hansen, so Mel Creech charges in and counts 1…2…and is stopped by Barros from making a three count. They argue animatedly, while Magnusson catches Phantos with a backslide. Barros and Creech are still arguing, so Sterling Glaw dives in and counts 1…2…3! Match tied 1-1 Barros goes over and begins arguing with Glaw as the teams get their 30 second reprieve. Barros kicks Glaw in the gut suddenly hits a STONE COLD STUNNER! Glaw rolls out of the ring, and Creech stares in amazement as Barros approaches him. KICK, WHAM, STUNNER! and Creech flops out of the ring as well. The other referees on the outside back slowly up the ramp as Barros calls for the bell. Lucios and Hansen square off to start the decisive fall. They circle each other for a moment; the Spin puts up his hands to a test of strength. Lucios cautiously locks up with him and they go chest to chest trying to force the other man down. Hansen knees Lucios in the gut and goes to work with a scoop slam, leg drop, suplex and a fall away slam that shifts the ring a couple of inches. Lucios is slow to his feet and gets tossed into Hansen’s corner. DH lifts his boot onto the turnbuckle, and Lucios’ head gets thrown into it. Barros calls for a break, and physically gets between the wrestlers again. Phantos charges in and dives at Hansen’s back, trapping Barros between himself, Hansen, Lucios and the corner. Lucios slumps down and Barros stumbles to the floor. Phantos gets double teamed. After several shots to the head, Spin sets Phantos up for a spike pile driver. Phantos' head gets driven into the mat. Hansen attempts a pin, but no one is around to make the count. Magnusson slides out of the ring to roust Barros, and Lucios attacks Spin from behind. Hansen gets a gorilla press slam, slingshot-suplexed and then powerbombed in the middle of the ring. Lucios drags his partner to his feet. As Barros and Magnusson enter the ring, Phantos and Lucios double dropkick Hansen. Phantos charges DH as Lucios covers Spin and Barros makes the
1…2…3!
WINNERS in 22:43; 2 falls to 1; Phantos & Lucios
OOWF Invitational Qualifying Tournament – Round 2GATORBAIT vs. SERAPHSeraph comes out with his normal spooky yet fascinating entrance. He kneels in the corner and crosses himself and looks to the heavens as Gatorbait makes his way to the ring. Gator gets in the ring and just stares at Seraph as he slowly gets to his feet, then turns his ghostly gaze toward him. Gator almost flinches the tiniest bit, but then shrugs it off. The bell rings and Seraph moves effortlessly to the center of the ring. Gator comes at him and the two begin a furious exchange of punches and chops. Gator grabs Seraph and whips him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon and Seraph catches him with a kick to the chops that stands him up, then Seraph takes him to the mat with a clothesline. Seraph covers but only gets a one count before Gator rolls his shoulder. Seraph pulls Gator up and locks him in a chin lock, but Gator quickly fights up and sends Seraph to the mat with a belly to back suplex. Seraph gets to his feet and Gator charges and a clothesline takes them both over the ropes to the floor. Once outside the ring, Gator grabs Seraph and slings him into the stairs, Seraph catches the corner of the stairs on his forehead opening a nasty gash. Seraph slowly gets off the floor and turns and looks at Gator with blood running down his pale face. Gator hops up on the apron to climb back into the ring, but Seraph shows surprising quickness and climbs on the apron as well. Seraph gets a few shots in and grabs Gator and hits a scorpion death drop FROM THE APRON TO THE FLOOR! Seraph pulls Gator off the floor and rolls him under the ropes then climbs in after him and drops to one knee. After a moment of meditation, he pulls a dazed Gator to his feet and hits the PROPITATION, covers, and gets the three count.
WINNER in 7:21 - Seraph
HELLION vs. BEASTWe get all our introductions and instructions and the two OOWF veterans meet in the center of the ring. Beast certainly has the size advantage while Hellion has the speed advantage here. They lock up and Beast shoves Hellion to the mat, then laughs about it. Hellion springs right back to his feet and they lock up again, this time Hellion slips behind Beast and tries to take him off his feet, but Beast will not go to the mat, Beast slips around and clubs Hellion across the back sending him to the mat again. Beast grabs Hellion and sends him to the ropes and nails him with a double sledge to the face that sends Hellion to the corner. Beast casually walks over and puts his boot across Hellion’s throat and chokes him while he is arguing with the referee. Beast finally lets go and pulls Hellion up and whips him hard into the opposite corner. Beast charges in, but Hellion moves out of the way and Beast slams chest first into the corner. Hellion springs off the bottom rope and hits a spinning front kick to Beast’s face that rocks the big man but doesn’t take him off his feet. Hellion bounds off the ropes and clips Beast’s leg and like a mighty oak, Beast falls backward to the mat. Hellion immediately springs off the ropes again and drops a knee across Beast’s face and covers, but he only gets a one count. Beast gets to one knee and Hellion runs and catches him with a knee to the temple that stuns Beast, Hellion then grabs a front face lock and plants Beast on the mat with a DDT. Hellion covers again, and this time gets a two count. Hellion climbs to the top rope, but he gets caught on the top by Beast. Beast hauls Hellion up and hits a delayed superplex! Hellion slams into the mat and all the breath leaves his body. Beast is up first and he waits for Hellion to get to his feet, when he does he hits a BIG MONSTER CLUB O’DOOM! Beast covers and gets the three count.
WINNER in 6:11 - Beast
MICROPLAY vs. AX-MANMicroplay heads to the ring, he advanced last week by beating Gimmickman. Ax-Man is out next, he made it to the second week by beating Mark Vander in the opening round. As Ax-Man is taking off his ring coat, Microplay charges across the ring and attacks with a high knee to the back. Ax spins around in the corner and MP peppers him with shots to the jaw. MP tries a whip to the opposite corner, but Ax reverses it and MP hits the corner hard. As MP staggers forward Ax kicks him in the gut and plants him on the mat with a corkscrew DDT. Ax floats over and covers but he can only get a one count. Ax is up first and he grabs MP’s leg, keeping him grounded on the mat. Ax uses a spinning toe hold to work MP’s knee, occasionally dropping down on his leg with his knee adding to the pain. Ax flips MP over and locks him in an Indian Death lock, but MP makes it to the ropes and forces the break. MP slides out of the ring to safety, but Ax comes after him. Ax chases MP around the ring, but MP stops after he rounds a corner and blasts Ax with a clothesline that sends him into the steel barricade. MP grabs Ax by the head and pounds him with closed fists. Finally MP rolls Ax into the ring and then pounces on him again and chokes him until the referee threatens disqualification. MP slowly pulls Ax to his feet and grabs his head and runs to the ropes, leaps over and guillotines Ax on the top rope. Ax snaps back into the ring, but when MP lands on the floor his knee buckles and he goes down to the floor grabbing his knee in pain. Ax recovers first and sees MP in pain on the outside, so he immediately leaves the ring and leaps off the apron onto the injured knee. Ax pulls MP up and lifts him for a shinbreaker, but drops him across the stairs. Ax knows he is in full control, so he rolls MP into the ring and plants him on the mat with a piledriver, then grabs MP’s legs and locks him in a figure four. After only a few seconds of what had to be excruciating pain, MP taps out.
WINNER in 5:29 – Ax-Man
NILES ANDERSON vs. MATT DADDY“Wholesome” Matt Daddy comes to the ring first and waves to the crowd and tosses out a couple of “Wholesome” frisbees to the crowd. “The Specimen” Niles Anderson is announced and he makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos him loudly, but he just smirks and keeps going. Niles climbs between the ropes and walks right up to Matt and eyes him, Matt extends his hand, but Niles just laughs and walks away. The bell rings and we are underway. Matt Daddy comes to the center of the ring to lock up, but Niles kicks him in the mid section doubling him over, then grabs him and throws him over the top rope. Niles thinks he is pretty clever and turns to let the crowd know it. What he doesn’t see is Matt Daddy hold onto the ropes, skin the cat and slip back into the ring. Matt Daddy walks up behind Niles and taps him on the shoulder, when Niles turns around, Matt scoops him up and plants him on the mat with a slam. Niles bounces right back to his feet and Matt takes him to the mat with a side headlock, Niles fights to his feet quickly and shoves Matt to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Matt ducks and rebounds off the ropes and levels Niles with a clothesline of his own. Niles slithers out of the ring and has a fit. He threatens several fans in the front row, which brings Matt to the ropes. Niles grabs Matt’s leg and pulls him out of the ring, letting him hit the floor hard. When the ref isn’t looking, Niles hits the Precision Incision on Matt, leaving him writhing in pain. Niles hauls him up and rolls him into the ring, then pulls him to his feet and drops him with the SteeDDT! Niles covers, and makes certain to get his feet on the ropes and gets another tainted three count.
WINNER in 6:16 - Niles Anderson
DONOVAN VIPER vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchOutback Jack, accompanied by Wally B. King, makes his way to the ring first and chugs his pre-match Fosters as the Intercontinental Champion makes his entrance. Donovan Viper is accompanied to the stage by the rest of L.O.A.D.E.D. They pose and mock the crowd, then the champion heads to the ring as the rest return to the back. Viper pauses at ringside to hold up the title and have words with the ringside fans before sliding into the ring. He hands the belt to referee Sterling Glaw, who calls for the bell. They lock up and, surprisingly, Jack grabs a hammerlock. Viper executes a standing switch. Jack immediately breaks free and sprints across the ring, covering his backside. He shares a high-five with WBK as Viper fumes over the outdated joke. Jack turns round into a hard slap from the champion. Jack goes very still for a moment, then spears Viper right across the ring and into the far ropes, tumbling both men to the floor. Jack lands on top and pummels Viper with punches until Glaw drags him off. Jack shrugs him off and starts to move back in, but the threat of a disqualification makes him hesitate, giving Viper the opportunity to drive a headbutt into his midsection. Viper gets to his feet and hits some punches before shoving Jack into the ring. Viper hits a rolling senton over the ropes and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Viper pulls Jack up and backs him into the corner, punishing him with punches and chops. An Irish whip attempt is reversed, and Jack follows him in with a clothesline. Viper stumbles out of the corner and Jack catches him with a power slam, hooking the leg for a one count. Jack pulls him up and goes for a DDT, but Viper punches free and sets up a suplex. Jack blocks and tries for a reversal, but Viper fights it, so Jack dumps him stomach-first on the top rope. Jack steps back and hits a wicked uppercut that bounces Viper off the ropes. Viper makes a frantic grab at the top rope to stay on the apron, and catches Jack with a shoulder as he moves in. Viper hits a sunset flip and gets a two count. Both men get to their feet and lock up. Viper grabs a headlock and Jack throws him off. Viper ducks a clothesline and connects with one of his own. He stomps Jack and hits the ropes, coming back for an elbow drop, but finds only canvas. Jack gets in some stomps of his own, then picks Viper up for a body slam, but Viper rolls him up for a two count. Jack kicks out and rolls to his feet, catching Viper with a knee lift as he gets up, and leveling him with a big right hand. Viper gets slowly to his feet as Jack hits the ropes. Jack goes for the Boomerang, but Viper drops to the mat and Jack collides with Sterling Glaw. While Jack checks on Glaw, Viper slides out of the ring and collects his chain, wrapping it around his elbow. He slips under the ropes and waits for Jack to turn around – Chain assisted Death Elbow!! Viper throws the chain to the outside and drops a perfunctory leg across Jack’s throat before making the cover. Sterling pushes himself onto his elbows – and calls for the bell!
WINNER, by disqualification, in 22:36, Outback Jack.
STANK, CAPELLAN, DAVIN MORELAND & CHRIS COLE vs. LD WILLIAMS, CANADIAN DRAGON, ERIC O’MAC & ALEXANDER DARLINGThe "faces" come out as a unit, then "The E" and Darling come out individually, before LD and CD emerge to their old Weapon X intro. A not-to-subtle reminder to Stank and Capellan about the possibility of double-team shenanigans this Sunday, no doubt. Now we're ready for the match and the champ indicates that he wants to kick things off for his side. Opposite, Alexander Darling is just as adamant that it's his role to finish matches, not start them. Finally The E climbs into the ring, the bell sounds, and we're off. Hot start from Stank, who uses his power to overwhelm O'Mac and batter him from one side of the ring to the other. Clubbing forearms knock The E down in the corner, and the champ follows up with a massive (in all senses of the word) ass to the face. Stank drags The E to the Faces corner, where Cap clearly wants the tag. He reaches out – and Stank outright ignores him and tags Cole instead. The former World Champ, Tag Champ and OOWF Streaker clotheslines O'Mac down, then hits a pair of Germans. When he goes for the third, however, O'Mac slips out and sweeps the leg, locking in a side headlock. The two men jockey for position. Cole powers out, but O'Mac cuts him off with a thumb to the eyes and rolls to his corner to tag in LD. Williams puts the boots to Cole, but "The Main Event" didn't win all that gold by lying down. He catches the foot and yanks Williams down , and we head into an extended back and forth sequence as each man in turn gains the upper hand. Finally Cole gets the edge long enough to haul Williams into the corner and tag in Moreland. Davin with big right hands, then whips Williams to the ropes, but too close to the opposite corner – Alexander Darling blind tags in. Moreland side slams Williams down and makes a cover, but of course the ref doesn't count it. Davin looks confused – and then concussed as Darling announces his participation with a brutal CURBSTOMP out of nowhere. And NOW we enter the beat down sequence as the four heels tag in and out with regularity, cutting the ring in half and keeping Moreland from his own corner. But when Darling goes for a Brainbusta too close to the ropes, Davin manages to grab the top cable and use the leverage to reverse it into a thundering DDT. Hot tag to Stank – the huge champion leaning PAST Capellan's outstretched hand to get to Moreland. Stank is a house afire, with thunderous clotheslines taking down all four of his opponents, but finally the numbers game slows him down. The official rants and raves and finally forces Darling and O'Mac out of the ring, but Weapon X seem far more concerned with laying a beating on the champ than with risking a DQ. DOUBLE curbstomp, taking a leaf out of Darling's book, then a double team backbreaker. Now it seems Capellan has had enough as Weapon X continue to ignore the Ref's bleatings and set up for a third double team. Cap hops down from the apron, grabs a steel chair, and slides in under the bottom rope. LD and CD see him coming and immediately break their hold on Stank, backing away and yelling at the official to get the chair out of the ring. Oddly, the ref doesn't seem to feel like listening to them. Stank slowly to his feet, turns and nods to Cap for the assist – and CAPELLAN BLASTS THE CHAMP IN THE FACE WITH A STEEL CHAIR~! Stank hits the mat! So does the Ref's jaw! The crowd clearly doesn't know what to think. And then there's a moment when Davin Moreland clearly says "Hell with this." and SPEARS Cap across the ring! That brings Alexander Darling in to the ring, and within seconds we've got a swirling, eight man brawl that spills out onto the floor. A crimson-masked Stank is back on his feet and locked in a four-man melee with Capellan and Weapon X; Moreland and Darling are renewing their simmering issues with their fists; and The E and Chris Cole are having what amounts to an OOWF reunion on the entry ramp. Seeing that this one is completely out of his control, the official calls for the bell.
MATCH RULED A NO CONTEST AT 32:31
As the melee finally winds down, a bruised and bloody-mouthed Capellan slides back into the ring and grabs a mic.
Cap: "Stank! You've taken one moment of madness on my part as meaning I'm no threat to your title. This was a wake-up call. Everything I do on Sunday will be in the letter and spirit of the law, but if you continue to treat me as an afterthought, it won't be a little blood you lose -- it'll be your belt."
Stank bellows in rage and makes for the ring, but the entire locker room boils out to hold him back as Capellan throws the mic down and the show fades to black.
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