OOWF Dance of Death IV PPV
Live! From Hell, Michigan
DAMON WRATH vs. PUCK DUPPWrath is making his second appearance in the OOWF, and he faces West Virginia’s Commonwealth Champion, Puck Dupp. Both men meet in the center of the ring and stare each other down. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway. The two slowly circle and lock up, Dupp immediately grabs an arm wringer and twists the arm sending Wrath to one knee. Dupp drops an elbow down across Wrath’s shoulder a few times driving him to the mat. Wrath is quickly back to his feet and catches Dupp with several shots to the side of the head backing him into the corner. The referee calls for the clean break, but Wrath nails a knee to the midsection doubling him over in pain, then tries a whip to the ropes, but Dupp reverses it. Puck lowers his head too soon and Wrath stops on a dime and leaps in the air and catches Dupp with a leg drop across the back of the head that drives him down to the mat. Wrath rolls Dupp over and looks like he going to go for the cover but he just chokes Dupp until the referee threatens disqualification. Damon pulls Dupp to his feet and drops him again with a jaw breaker, then pulls him across the ring to the corner and puts his face on the second turnbuckle, then springs off the bottom rope and drives a boot right into the back of Dupp’s head. Dupp falls to the mat and Wrath drags him to the center of the ring and locks Dupp into an Indian Death lock and tries for the submission, but Dupp manages to drag himself to the ropes and force the break. Wrath pulls Dupp to his feet and hits a release overhead suplex that sends Dupp under the bottom rope to the floor. Damon Wrath follows him to the outside and stalks his prey, as Dupp stands up, Wrath charges and hits him with a palm thrust to the chest that rocks Dupp, then he grabs him and lifts him for a choke slam, but instead of planting him on the floor, Wrath drives him back into the steel ring post. Dupp hits with a sickening thud and Wrath lets him fall to the floor before leaping into the air and dropping a knee across the back of his head. Wrath pulls a bloody Dupp to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope. Puck notices the blood pouring from his face and fires a couple of shots into Wrath’s midsection. Puck goes on an offensive flurry now, hammering Wrath with punches and kicks, and then rocking him with a perfect super kick to the jaw. Wrath staggers back into the corner and Dupp catches him with a flying splash then a belly to belly suplex for a two count. Wrath staggers to his feet and Dupp climbs to the ropes and tries a flying clothesline, but Wrath was playing possum and steps out of the way and Dupp crashes to the mat. Wrath simple grabs Dupp’s arm and pulls him up and hits the Lights Out, then locks on the WrathXFace, and Dupp wastes no time in tapping.
WINNER in 4:12 – Damon Wrath
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DH MAGNUSSON – Best of Seven Series, Match 5 (series tied 2-2): Tables MatchPhantos and Lucios make their way to the ring, Davin Moreland is nowhere in sight. They climb into the ring and Lucios tests the ropes, while Phantos sprints back and forth. DH Magnusson and Spin Hansen are announced next and make their way to the ring. The rules of this match are very simple, the winning team is the team that puts both members of the opposite team through a table. Once you are put through a table, you are still allowed to participate in the match, but your team has one “strike” against it. There are numerous tables stacked up around ringside, this match looks ready to go. Phantos looks to start things off with Spin. The two circle and lock up, and Spin immediately catches him with a clubbing shot to the back of the head. He grabs Phantos and whips him into the corner and charges in with a shoulder to the midsection. Spin tags in Magnusson and he comes in and peppers Phantos with shots to the head. Magnusson pulls him out of the corner and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Phantos flips over his back and then catches DH with a spinning front kick in the mouth when he stands up that drops Magnusson to his knees, Phantos bounds off the ropes and catches him with a shining wizard that puts him to the mat face first. Phantos grabs Magnusson and pulls him toward the P&L corner and tags in Lucios. Lucios measures Magnusson and catches him in the face with a knee lift. Lucios tells Phantos to set up a table outside the ring, Phantos leaves the apron and Lucios pulls Magnusson to his feet and whips him to the ropes and catches him with a power slam. With the table set up on the outside, Lucios pulls Magnusson up for a Razor’s Edge and heads toward the ropes, but Spin Hansen charges in and nails Lucios in the back with a knee. Lucios drops Magnusson and Spin and DHM lift Lucios drop him across the top rope, snapping his head back. Phantos comes back into the ring and grabs Spin around and drops him with a stunner. Spin rolls under the bottom rope to the floor and Phantos launches himself over the top rope and nails Spin with a clothesline. Inside the ring Magnusson pulls Lucios up and hauls him up in a vertical suplex and plants him on the mat with a brain buster. On the outside Phantos slams Spin into the ring steps and then rolls him onto the table. Phantos slips back into the ring and climbs to the top rope and leaps, but Spin moves off the table. Instead of crashing through the table, Phantos lands on his feet in front of the table. But inside the ring, Magnusson is watching it all unfold so he climbs to the top rope and leaps catching Phantos with a bulldog that sends him through the table! Phantos and Lucios have one strike against them. On the inside Lucios sees his partner get planted through the table and he leaps through the ropes and nails Magnusson sending him face first into the stairs. Lucios and Spin fight it out, Spin charges but Lucios back drops him into the wreckage of the table. Lucios turns to fight off Magnusson, who has been busted open, but fighting off both men is just too much. Magnusson levels Lucios with a clothesline. Spin slides a table into the ring and sets it up and Magnusson rolls a dazed Lucios into the ring. Magnusson and Spin decimate Lucios with TOTAL ELIMINATION! They haul Lucios up and set him up for the power bomb/flying elbow through the table! Magnusson pulls him up and Spin climbs to the top rope. Phantos leaps onto the apron and knocks Spin to the floor. Lucios fights out of the power bomb and reverses it to a DDT that sends Magnusson through the table HEAD FIRST!! The crowd gives the appropriate HOLY SHIT chant and each team now has one strike on them. The next one to put someone through a table wins the match. Magnusson tries to get up off the mat, but he has a gash in his head that is just gushing blood. Phantos pulls Spin to his feet on the outside and rolls him into the ring where Lucios pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and locks him in an abdominal stretch and tells Phantos to grab another table. Phantos slides it under the bottom rope and Lucios tries to whip Spin to the ropes but Spin reverses and drops Lucios onto the folded up table with a drop toe hold. It doesn’t break so it doesn’t count, but it does knock him goofy. Phantos catches Spin with a drop kick to the back of the head while he is on the mat, then grabs the table and sets it up in the corner. Magnusson finally gets to his feet but he is a bloody mess, he grabs Lucios and throws him between the ropes and follows him to the outside. Magnusson grabs a piece of the broken table and slams it into Lucios head. Magnusson, weak from blood loss falls to the floor as well. Lucios tries to get to his feet, but we see a deep red bloody spot spreading across his mask. Inside the ring, Phantos pulls Spin up and tries a whip to the ropes, but Spin reverses it and pulls Phantos back into a spine buster! Phantos’s eyes roll into the back of his head. Phantos checks to make sure Lucios isn’t coming in then peels Phantos off the mat and whips him toward the table in the corner, Phantos runs up the table and flips over a charging Spin. Spin puts on the brakes just before he hits the table, and turns to face Phantos, who POPS him in the mouth with a super kick that sends Spin back through the table! The referee immediately calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 18:21 – Phantos & Lucios – Phantos & Lucios lead the best of Seven Series 3-2
DEAD DRUNK vs. TEAM RABBXTFIRE vs. THE NERVE AGENT & BLITZ – Triple Threat Tables Ladders and Chairs MatchAll three teams sprint to the ring and rummage under the ring and all come up with ladders, tables, chairs, and various other plunder. Firewoman rolls into the ring and meets The Nerves Agent, she catches him with a shot to the chest, but TNA spins on the mat and takes her legs out. Before she can get to her feet, from the outside The Dead leaps off the top of the ladder into the ring and lands a frog splash and covers, but Rabbxt slides into the ring with a chair, hits the ropes and skates it into The Dead’s face to break up the pin. On the outside, Seamus grabs a ladder and throws it at Blitz who ducks, but then as he stands up, Seamus throws a chair that catches him right in the face. Inside the ring, Rabbxt pulls The Dead to his feet and hefts him up on his shoulders for a Death Valley Driver, but The Nerves Agent bounds off the ropes and catches him with a spear sending both men to the mat. On the outside, Seamus has a table set up and has Blitz laid out. He climbs to the top rope, but Firewoman steps out of the ring and runs down the apron and scales the corner and snaps Seamus off the top rope with a hurracarana! Blitz moves out of the way and Seamus crashes through the table, and Firewoman hits the floor hard. Inside, The Nerves Agent sets up a ladder and starts to climb, Rabbxt is on his feet and he climbs the opposite side, both men throwing punches the whole way. Blitz grabs a ladder from the outside and slides it into the ring and sets it up and he starts climbing, and in moments, he is joined by The Dead on the opposite side of the ladder. All four men are fighting on top of the ladder, Firewoman and Seamus are out on the floor barely moving. TNA grabs Rabbxt and slams his head into the top of the ladder, then leaps up and hits a shining wizard that sends both men to the mat. The Dead rakes Blitz’s eyes and tries to take him over with a superplex, but Blitz holds on and reverses it, but instead of falling off the ladder, he jumps off his side, dropping The Dead stomach first across the top of the ladder. Blitz slips out of the ring and pushes two tables into the ring. By now, Seamus is up and he climbs into the ring, pulls Nerves and plants him with a choke slam. He then pulls Rabbxt up and whips him to the ropes and connects with a spine buster. Firewoman climbs to the top of the ladder where The Dead is hanging over the top of the ladder and locks him in a dragon sleeper trying for a submission from the top of the ladder. Blitz sets up the two tables in the middle of the ring, Seamus saves his partner by pushing the ladder over, sending Firewoman straddling the top rope, then to the mat. The Dead falls off the ladder to the mat. Nerves pulls Firewoman up but she catches him with a European uppercut that rocks his head back. Firewoman lays Nerves on the table and hammers a couple of shots home. Rabbxt catches Seamus from behind and drops him with a scorpion death drop, then picks him up and throws him over the top rope. Firewoman climbs to the top rope and moonsaults, landing on Nerves and putting both of them through a table! Fire writhes in pain and rolls out of the ring to the floor grabbing her ribs. Meanwhile, Rabbxt has The Dead on the table and he climbs to the top of the ladder and motions for the 810, but as he steadies himself on the top, he seems to hesitate for a moment, then leaps, but that brief hesitation gave The Dead just enough time to move out of the way and Rabbxt crashes through the table. The Dead pulls a stunned Rabbxt to his feet and plants him with a DDT in the wreckage of the table, covers, and gets the one, two NO! Somehow Rabbit kicks out! The Dead gets to his feet and yells at the referee in disbelief and Firewoman climbs back into the ring and spins The Dead around and catches him with a forearm shot to the mouth, then sends him to the ropes and catches him with a drop kick to the mouth. The Dead slides out of the ring, but when Firewoman turns around, Blitz throws a chair at her head, stunning her, then Seamus grabs her and NAILS her on the chair with the Black and Tan. Seamus covers, but Nerve Agent breaks it up at two. Nerve pulls Seamus up and whips him into the ladder that is still standing in the ring. Seamus smacks into it head first and staggers around the ring before eating a spear from Rabbit. Rabbit stands the ladder back up and quickly climbs to the top and hits a SSP from the top driving all the air out of Seamus lungs, but with Firewoman down, there is no one to keep Blitz from coming in and breaking the pin up. Blitz pulls Rabbit to his feet and nails him with a snap suplex then he climbs to the top of the ladder with a chair! It looks like he is going to go for an Arabian face buster, but Firewoman climbs the opposite side of the ladder and catches Blitz at the top. The two of them fight it out at the top, meanwhile Nerve Agent grabs another ladder and sets it up as well and begins to climb. Not to be outdone, Seamus and The Dead bring another table into the ring and set it up next to the ladders. Rabbit charges up the side of the ladder and somehow hits Nerve with a drop kick that sends him backward off the ladder, Rabbit falls off the ladder as well, narrowly missing the table. Meanwhile The Dead grabs Firewoman and gets under her and power bombs her off the ladder to the mat, that leaves Blitz on top of the ladder alone. Seamus gets underneath Blitz and sets him on his shoulders; The Dead climbs the ladder and grabs Blitz in a front face lock, then falls back and drives him THROUGH the table with a DDT!!! The crowd explodes, and Seamus falls on an unconscious Blitz, covers, and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 14:49 – The Dead & Seamus McNasty
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CHRIS COLE vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Dance of DeathThe challengers all make their way to the ring and wait for the Champion Davin Moreland to come out. Since this match is being fought under Onslaught Championship rules, it is an I Quit match, which essentially means there are no rules. The champion is announced and he comes out to the top of the ramp flanked by Phantos & Lucios. The uncrowned champions remain at the top of the ramp while Moreland walks to the ring and drops his title belt off at the time keepers table. As soon as Moreland steps between the ropes, Eric O’Mac and Alexander Darling are on him. Moreland tries to fight out of it, but the numbers game gets the better of him and soon his is on his back on the mat with both their boots pressed into his throat. At first Chris Cole remains behind content to let Darling and Eric soften Moreland up, but finally he steps in and grabs Eric and whips him to the ropes and catches him with a shoulder to the mid section, then bounds off the ropes and drops him with a spinning neck breaker. Darling stops choking Moreland for a moment and grabs Cole from behind and kicks him low and plants him on the mat with a double under hook suplex. Now Darling and Eric put the boots to Cole. They let him off the mat and send him to the ropes, he ducks a double clothesline and with Moreland back on his feet now, they charge and turn both Eric and Darling inside out with a double clothesline. Cole grabs Eric and throws him over the top rope to the floor, while Moreland grabs Darling, pops him in the nose, and sends him between the middle ropes. Cole and Moreland back to the center of the ring and bump into each other and do the classic “turn around to hit each other but realize that they are helping each other” they pause for a moment, then they lock up. And Cole takes Moreland to the mat with an arm drag and locks him in an arm scissors. Before Moreland could even consider tapping out, Eric and Darling are back into the ring. Eric pulls Cole up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a kick to the mouth. Darling falls on Moreland and pummels him in the face with forearms. Darling pulls him up and throws him between the ropes to the floor, then follows him outside. Darling whips Moreland into the ring steps shoulder first, then grabs a chair and slams it across his shoulder for good measure. Inside the ring Eric has Cole on the mat and drives a knee into the small of his back, then grabs a chin lock with his knee planted in his back. Eric pulls back with all his strength trying for the submission, but Cole will not give up. He fights to his feet and takes Eric to the mat with a belly to back suplex. On the outside, Darling pulls Moreland to his feet and drops him to the floor with an arm breaker, then waves to the back and Firewoman and Rabbit make their way to the ring. They hold Moreland while Darling grabs a chair, but before he can do anything, Phantos and Lucios run to the ring and chase Rabbit and Fire to the back. Darling hesitates for a moment and Moreland kicks the chair back into his face, quite possibly breaking his nose……again. Moreland rolls into the ring and grabs Cole and Eric and sets them up for a double noggin knocker but Cole catches Moreland with a kick to the midsection and plants him on the mat with a DDT. Eric grabs an arm and locks on an arm bar, but Cole quickly hits the ropes and drills Eric with a clothesline. Cole grabs Eric and tosses him out of the ring, then locks Moreland in a figure four trying to get Moreland to quit. Darling is just climbing onto the apron, blood is pouring from his nose. Eric is quickly back to his feet and onto the apron. He leaps to the top rope and NAILS Cole with a frog splash! Darling is back into the ring now as well, he grabs Cole and pulls him to his feet and drops him onto the mat again with a side Russian leg sweep. Darling and Eric work together to set Moreland up and nearly break his neck with a spike pile driver. Eric immediately pounces on Moreland and locks him in a chin lock, pulling back on his neck and twisting at the same time. Darling gets to his feet and shoves Eric off of Moreland, then traps Moreland in the cattle mutilation! Moreland is in trouble! But after only a few seconds of suffering, Eric kicks Darling and breaks the hold. Darling gets to his feet and he and Eric go nose to nose and argue over who should get the win. Darling shoves Eric, and Eric pauses for a moment, then drops to the mat and sweeps Darlings feet from beneath him. Chris Cole is back to his feet and he watches Eric and Darling rolling around on the mat fighting, and sees Moreland getting to his feet, as Moreland stands up, Cole catches him from behind with a back stabber, then locks Moreland in a cross face chicken wing, wrenching back on that injured arm and shoulder. Moreland tries to make it to the ropes, but refuses to give up. I think he might actually rather have his shoulder ripped out than surrender the title. Darling and Eric are back to their feet and Darling rakes the eyes, then Alexis throws him a chair, Darling is about to nail Eric with the chair when Eric catches him with a low blow, then plants Darling with a DDT onto the chair. Eric picks the chair up and slams Cole across the back of the head, then brings the chair down onto the side of Cole’s knee. Eric lays the chair across Cole’s chest and climbs back to the top rope for another frog splash, but when he leaps, Moreland catches him in mid air and drops him with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER!!! Eric may be dead. Moreland sees Darling on his hands and knees trying to get up, so he runs across the ring and catches Darling with a kick to the face that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Moreland then turns and pounces on Cole and locks him in the STF, a real one, not the shitty Cena version. Cole tries to get to the ropes but he cannot and he is forced to submit.
WINNER in 20:11 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Davin Moreland
Moreland gets to his feet grabbing his shoulder, Cole is slowly up as well. Cole is limping noticeably, but he offers his hand to Moreland, and after a few seconds of hesitation, Moreland shakes his hand. Just as they are shaking hands, Darling and Eric attack again, but Moreland and Cole fight them off and clear the ring. Cole gives Moreland one final head nod before limping out of the ring. Moreland tries to hold his title up for the fans to see but winces in pain.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DH MAGNUSSON & SPIN HANSEN – Best of Seven Series Match 6 (Phantos & Lucios lead 3-2): Street fightPhantos and Lucios come back to the ring, Phantos looks fresh, but Lucios still has a dark bloody stain on his mask. They are out in their normal wrestling gear and appear to be ready for a wrestling match. Spin and Magnusson come out and storm the ring, they are dressed in jeans and cowboy boots and carry enough plunder with them to fill the ring. Magnusson has his head wrapped up, but you can still see some blood has already soaked through the bandage. They storm the ring and immediately attack Phantos and Lucios. Magnusson grabs Phantos and nails him with the garbage can lid, while Lucios block an attempted shot from a hockey stick from Hansen. Hansen kicks Lucios in the guy and then breaks the stick across his back. Then slams him in the face with the garbage can lid and throws him between the ropes to the floor. Spin holds Phantos and Magnusson gets in some hard shots to his head with his heavily taped fists. Spin releases him and Magnusson whips him to the ropes and lowers his head, when Phantos leap frogs over him, Spin catches him and spine busts him on the garbage can. Spin covers, but from the outside Lucios reaches in with a kendo stick and smacks Spin in the face to break it up. Magnusson leaves the ring and grabs Lucios and tries to slam him into the guard rail, but Lucios blocks it and lifts Magnusson and drops him crotch first on the railing. Lucios gets on the apron and gets a running start and leaps, clothes lining Magnusson off the railing with the kendo stick. Magnusson falls into the crowd grabbing at his throat. Lucios hops the barricade and they fight through the crowd. Meanwhile inside the ring Spin pulls Phantos to his feet and sends him to the corner and catches him with a big splash. Phantos staggers then falls to his knees on the mat. Spin grabs his head and tilts it back and drops repeated elbows down on his face, Phantos retaliates by grabbing a chair and swinging it back and catching Spin in the face. Spin falls to the mat, blood running from his nose. Meanwhile, Magnusson and Lucios have battled their way through the crowd and now find themselves in the concession area. Lucios grabs Magnusson and plants him on the floor with a slam, then hits a standing roll knocking all the air out of Magnusson’s chest. Lucios covers and a referee appears to make a two count. Lucios grabs Magnusson by the legs and drags him to a door, then catapults him through the door, we see that they are now fighting in one of the men’s rooms. Phantos lines Magnusson up and spears him through the walls of one of the stalls. Both men are lying on the floor, dazed, Magnusson reaches up and tears the seat off of the toilet and smacks Lucios in the face with it. That can’t be sanitary. Magnusson gets to his feet and holds Lucios head in the stall doorway and slams the door on his head repeatedly. Lucios falls to the floor and Moreland grabs him by the arm and pulls him back into the hallway. Meanwhile, in the ring, Spin is on his knees and Phantos has two kendo sticks, on in each hand, he twirls them like a drummer doing solo then takes turns slamming them into the side of Spin’s head, opening bloody gashes on both sides of his head. Phantos drops the kendo sticks and bounds off the ropes for a low clothesline, but Spin grabs a logging chain and SLAMS it right into Phantos face! Both men fall to the mat exhausted and bloody. Spin manages to drag himself across the ring and drape an arm over Phantos but Phantos kicks out at two. Meanwhile Magnusson has pulled Lucios to his feet and hits a spinning fist to the side of the head that sends Lucios crashing through the door of the Hell Bar and Grill. Magnusson follows him inside and they both stop for a moment, the scene looks eerily familiar. Both men stand in the doorway for a moment breathing heavy and bleeding:
DHM: That’s Kevin Nash playing the piano
Lucios: I thought he was just a legend in Canada?
DHM: I guess in West Virginia as well.
Lucios: And that’s Abdullah the Butcher sitting at the bar in the cook’s getup
DHM: I thought he was with Uma Thurman?
Lucios: And I thought he worked in Canada?
DHM: Look, over there, its Ric Flair and the Indian Medicine Man
Lucios: And Capslock's old Uncle With Bees Living in His Beard
DHM: I thought he was dead?
Lucios: Is that Morte sitting there?
DHM: Why is he motioning us over?
Lucios: I don’t know, but I am not going anywhere near him
DHM: Good callWith that Magnusson turns and clotheslines Lucios hard sending him through the plate glass window. Magnusson hops out of the bar and pounces on Lucios and the two of them roll through the hall and down a well placed stairwell. They land on the landing and notice there is a chain left there, now why would a chain be left on the landing? Inside the ring, Phantos and Spin are finally to their feet, Phantos climbs to the top rope but gets caught on the top by Spin. Spin tries to climb up there for a superplex but Phantos fights him off and sends him back to the ring. Phantos gets ready to leap again, but Spin grabs a chair and throws it at Phantos head, it ricochets off of Phantos skull and he falls to the top rope crotching himself and sitting there stunned. Spin climbs to the top rope and…..we cut to the back where Magnusson and Lucios each have an end of the chain wrapped around their fists and are hammering each other, blood flies everywhere as they hit, neither man will go down though. Back to the ring, Spin grabs Phantos and has him set up for a muscle buster, he walks to the center of the ring, but instead of falling back, he drops straight down on his knees! Phantos is bent in half! He might have a broken neck! He hits the mat and doesn’t move, Spin falls across him and hooks the leg as best he can and gets the three count!
WINNERS in 24:19 – DH Magnusson & Spin Hansen – Best of Seven Series tied at 3
Backstage hands rush to Lucios and Magnusson and tell them the match is over. Both men let go of the chain and collapse to the floor, blood pouring from their heads. It takes several men to lift them and get them back to their locker rooms, how the hell are they going to wrestle again tonight?
DONOVAN VIPER vs. OUTBACK JACK vs. RYAN HARDCORE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Dance of DeathThe challengers make their way to the ring, Outback Jack slams a couple of beers and belches at the crowd Moosehead Jack comes to the ring with a sly grin on his face and rolls into the ring and slumps into the corner. Finally, Ryan Hardcore and Donovan Viper are announced and they come to the top of the ramp flanked by the rest of LOADED. They remain at the top of the ramp for a moment, then head toward the ring. You have to wonder if this will be a true four way match or if this will break down into a tag match. Hardcore and Viper have their ties with LOADED, and Jack and Moose are at least somewhat loosely aligned through Drink and Destroy….or they were. Hardcore and Viper climb between the ropes and Viper holds his title above his head, then hands it to the referee. Before Viper can do anything Jack charges across the ring and takes Viper to the mat and hammers him with shots to the head. Before Hardcore can help Moosehead Jack charges out of the corner and catches him with an elbow to the side of the head that knocks him between the ropes. Moose follows Hardcore to the outside and slams his head against the floor, then chokes him with one of the cords around ring side. Inside the ring Viper nails Jack with a low blow, sending him to the mat in pain. Viper finally gets to his feet and shakes the cobwebs free, then kicks Jack in the mouth sending him against the ropes. Viper puts Jack’s throat across the bottom rope and chokes him, then charges across the ring and lands on Jack’s back driving the rope into his throat. Viper stomps Jack while on the outside Hardcore fights to his feet and grabs a conveniently placed glass bottle and smashes it into Moose’s face, sending him to the floor in pain. Hardcore frees himself and he slides into the ring and he and Viper pulls Jack to his feet and back him into the corner and blister his chest with chops. Jack fights out of it however by grabbing Hardcore by the head and slamming him with a head but, then raking Viper’s eyes. Jack explodes out of the corner with a clothesline that takes them both to the mat. Jack pulls Hardcore to his feet and plants him on the mat with a belly to belly suplex, then turns to Viper, who is back on his feet and stuns him with an inverted atomic drop, then hits the ropes and drops him with a big boot to the face. On the outside Moose is back on his feet, covered in blood. He rolls under the bottom rope and grabs Viper from behind and sets him up for a pile driver, Jack gets on the second rope and they make it a spike pile driver, Jack falls on him and covers, and gets a two count before Hardcore lunges across the ring and breaks up the pin. Hardcore pulls Jack up and clotheslines him over the top rope, then dives over the ropes and drops a leg across his chest. Moose get to his feet, but he is bleeding badly from the shot from Hardcore. Viper is up as well, and Moose charges, but Viper back drops him to the mat. Donovan measures Moose and drops an elbow across his throat and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Outside the ring, Hardcore pulls Jack to his feet and whips him hard into the ring post opening a gash on his forehead. Hardcore hammers Jack’s face opening the gash even more. Hardcore rolls back into the ring and waits for Moose to get to his feet, then nails him with a clothesline from behind. Hardcore and Viper stand over Moose, and Hardcore slips behind Viper and rolls him up for a two count. Viper spins to his feet and he and Hardcore go nose to nose, and quickly begin exchanging shots to the head. Viper swings wildly and Hardcore ducks and plants him with a side Russian leg sweep. Hardcore climbs to the top rope and waits for Viper to get to his feet and hits him with the PEARL NECKLACE!! Hardcore covers but Outback Jack is back in and breaks it up with a kick to the teeth. Jack grabs Hardcore and shoves him into the corner and hammers him with forearms to the chest. Moose slips back in and grabs a dazed Viper and spins him around and kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT. Moose covers, but Jack leaps and nails Moose in the back of the head to break that up. All four men are down on the mat and the referee starts the ten count. Everyone gets up before the ref hits ten, Moose charges into the corner and buries a knee into Hardcore’s gut and dumps him between the ropes and follows him to the outside. Inside, Viper ducks a Jack clothesline and scoops him up and slams him on the mat. When he scoops him up, Jack’s boot catches the referee in the head and sends him to the mat. Viper looks at the ref, and then slips out of the ring and grabs his chain and waits for Jack to get to his feet. When he does, Viper KILLS him with a DEATH ELBOW! Viper falls on top of Jack, but the ref is still out. On the outside, Moose catches Hardcore with a spinning chop to the neck that sends him to the floor. Moose looks to the back and nods. Two men rush to the ring and as Donovan Viper gets to his feet, they hit him with a spear/bulldog combo! Donovan Viper is nearly cut in half! The two men, that we now see are Seamus McNasty and The Dead pull Jack on top of Viper and take off. The referee comes to and makes the three count, NEW CHAMPION!!!
WINNER in 16:57 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Outback Jack
After the match Jack slowly gets to his feet and looks around in somewhat shock, he catches Moose looking at him from outside the ring, Moose holds up two fingers and mouths the word “two” then smirks and heads up the ramp. Outback Jack holds the title high in the center of the ring and soaks up the cheers of the crowd.
DEFENESTRATORS vs. F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON III & FIRECHILD vs. APOCALYPTIC BASTARDS vs. – OOWF World Tag Team Title Dance of DeathMacCappington and Firechild come to the ring with the world champions, the Defenestrators. They make their way to the ring, one big happy family. The Apocalyptic Bastards are introduced next and they come to the ring. Apocalyptic Existence doesn’t look too thrilled about walking into what will essentially be a 4 on 2 beat down, or worse, 6 on 2 depending on who the mystery guys are. Probably fair to say that whoever it is won’t like them. Finally the mystery team is announced, of course as The Mystery Team, they come out in large hooded black robes and dark masks across their faces, not unlike LT on the sideline. They climb into the ring and walk up to the tag team champions. The champs gather up all their nerve and taunt the unknown challengers. The hooded and masked men both shrug off their cloaks and reveal THE DRAGONS!!!! SOULDRAGON AND BLACKDRAGON!!! Voltage and Ecosystem are too stunned to speak, and the Dragons attack them, blistering them with chops and sending them out of the ring. They turn and see MacCappington charging them and they catch him and give him a flapjack, sending him hard to the mat. MacCappington rolls out of the ring and regroups with Voltage and Ecosystem. Firechild remains standing in the corner, until MacCappington reaches in and pulls him out. The Dragons turn to AB and flinch and they both bail out of the ring. The Dragons stand in the center of the ring and soak up the cheers of the crowd. AB gets on the aprons in their corner and the Champions climb onto theirs. MacCappington orders Firechild in to start the match, and SoulDragon steps out of the ring, so it looks like it will be Firechild and Blackdragon starting things off. Firechild calls for a test of strength and Blackdragon obliges, and they lock up. Black dragon takes Firechild to the mat and gets a one count before Firechild forces his way back up. He forces Blackdragon to the mat, but Dragon bridges to keep his shoulders off the mat. Firechild jumps on Blackdragon and tries to force him down, but he can’t. Firechild plants his feet, but Dragon slides between Firechild’s legs and gets to his feet behind him and grabs him in a waist lock and hits a release German suplex. Firechild rolls to the corner and tags in Voltage, Volt charges into the ring, but Blackdragon takes him over with an arm drag and reaches out and tags in SoulDragon. SD climbs to the top rope and BD stretches Volt’s arm out and SD lands a swanton on Volt’s arm. SD rolls right through and charges across the ring and nails Ecosystem, sending him flying. SD turns around and sees Voltage charging at him and catches him with a drop toe hold, and drops him on the middle ropes, then gets a running start and hits a 619! Voltage flops back into the ring and crawls across the ring and tags in Apocalyptic Existence. SoulDragon gets to his feet, but before he can do anything MacCappington smacks him in the back of the head. SD turns around to face him, then back to AE, who catches him with a running boot the face that nearly takes his head off. AE sends SD to the ropes and tries to bury a knee into his midsection, but SD leaps over his knee and rolls through and tags in Firechild. Firechild comes into the match and ducks a clothesline attempt from AE and drops him with a hangman’s neck breaker. Fire pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes and leap frogs over him, then on the rebound pops AE in the mouth with a super kick. Firechild falls on AE for the cover and gets a two count before FFM comes in and pulls him off on him and screams at him and orders him over to their corner. MacCappington steps back to the apron and then slaps Firechild across the face, the ref counts it as a tag, Firechild cocks his fist at MacCappington and FFM just glares at him and dares him to do it. Fire hangs his head and leaves the ring. MacCappington comes into the ring and grabs AE and throws him into the corner, he tags SYB in, SYB charges across the ring and tries to catch FFM with a kick to the gut, but FFM catches his foot and pulls him forward and kills him with a clothesline. MacCappington pulls him to his feet and DESTROYS him with a Greetings From Pacific Heights, then tags in Voltage and tells him to pin him. Volt covers and gets a two count before Blackdragon comes in and breaks it up at two with a diving head butt. Voltage leaps to his feet and grabs Blackdragon and spins him around and tries a left hook, but Blackdragon catches him and turns it into a cradle shock! While that is going on, and the referee is distracted, SoulDragon grabs SYB and pulls him to the Dragons corner. Blackdragon walks back to the corner. Voltage turns back to grab SYB but he is gone. Blackdragon gets back to the corner and reaches out and tags SYB bringing him into the match. Voltage charges at BD and catches him with a shot to the back of the head, BD fights through it and grabs Volt by the head and drops him to his knees with a head but. Things finally break down as Eco, MacCappington and a very reluctant Firechild come into the ring. SYB, AE and SoulDragon meet them halfway and a brawl erupts and they tumble out of the ring and brawl. Inside, Voltage ducks a Blackdragon clothesline attempt and hits him with a reverse Side Russian Leg sweep (not the stroke, the other one) then climbs to the ropes. Volt waits for Blackdragon to get to his feet and tries a Whisper in the Wind, but Blackdragon side steps most of it and catches Volt’s arm as he comes down. BD locks him in the cross face!! The referee is trying to maintain order on the outside, so he never sees Voltage tapping out as Blackdragon pulls back even harder on the neck. On the outside, MacCappington grabs SYB and slams him face first into the ring post, then turns and grabs his cane from Lance and rolls into the ring, he slams the cane right into the base of Blackdragon’s skull. BD crumples to the mat. MacCappington drags Volt over on BD and then takes off yelling for the referee to turn around. He sees the pin and makes the three count just before SoulDragon can get into the ring and break it up.
WINNERS in 27:11 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Defenestrators
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DH MAGNUSSON & SPIN HANSEN – Best of Seven Series Match 7 (Series tied 3-3): Ladder MatchThe teams are announced for the final match in this series, and they both slowly make their way to the ring. You can see that both teams are running on fumes, especially Magnusson and Lucios, who are both heavily bandaged, not that it did any good, we can see blood seeping through the bandages. The teams climb between the ropes and look at the 16 foot ladders, and up at the brief case hanging above the ring. Just as the match is about to start, GM the Rick comes out to the top of the ramp.
GMtR: Ok, since neither of you could come up with a reward for the winner of this match, I have come up with it for you. In that brief case are the contracts for 5 title matches, the matches will occur for five consecutive weeks, or until the titles are won. Now that that is out of the way, knock yourselves out.The referee calls for the bell, all four men are allowed in the ring at one time, and the only rule there is is that the match ends when one team retrieves the briefcase. Lucios grabs Spin and throws him into the ladder tipping it against the ropes. Magnusson charges in and takes Phantos to the mat with a spear. They roll under the bottom rope to the outside, and Magnusson grabs him and scoops him up and slams him on one of the ring side tables, then grabs a smaller ladder from under the ring. Magnusson climbs the ladder, but Phantos is off the table and climbs the ladder as well. Phantos meets Magnusson at the top of the ladder and they trade shots Phantos ducks a swing from Magnusson and grabs him and slams his head on the top of the ladder. Phantos grabs Magnusson and suplexes him off the ladder through the Chilean Announce Table! The crowd pops appropriately. Phantos crawls away from the wreckage and toward the ring, Magnusson is not moving. Inside the ring Lucios spins Spin around and hits an inverted atomic drop, then drops him with a clothesline. Lucios sets the ladder straight and starts climbing. Spin gets to his feet and catches up to Lucios grabbing his foot and keeping him from climbing the ladder. Phantos climbs to the top rope and leaps, nailing Spin with a drop kick and sending him to the mat. Lucios starts climbing again, but from the mat, Spin manages to push the ladder over with his feet, sending Lucios crotch first to the ropes. Phantos folds the ladder and grabs Spin and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Spin reverses the move and catches Phantos and drills him with a spine buster on the ladder! Lucios frees himself from the top rope and falls to the floor. Magnusson is finally out of the wreckage of the table, as Lucios gets back to his feet, Magnusson charges and nearly decapitates him with a Clothesline from Hell. Inside the ring, Spin pulls Phantos off the ladder and whips him chest first into the turnbuckle, then grabs the ladder and charges in catching Phantos in the back of the head with the ladder. Phantos falls to the mat, not doing a whole lot of moving. Spin staggers a bit, then sets the ladder back up. He starts to climb the ladder slowly, and Magnusson climbs into the ring and it looks like DH and Spin are going to take this one. Just as Spin gets to the top of the ladder and reaches for the briefcase, a chair comes sailing in from the outside the ring and catches Spin right in the head. Magnusson leaves the ring and grabs Lucios and slams him into the steel ring steps shoulder first. Inside the ring, Phantos climbs to the top rope and leaps toward the ladder, landing on it like he was Spiderman or something, and somehow the ladder doesn’t fall over! Phantos and Spin battle at the top of the ladder and Phantos appears to be getting the better of the battle, until Magnusson climbs back into the ring and climbs under Phantos and gets him on his shoulders. Magnusson turns Phantos, this looks bad, Spin turns slightly on the ladder as well and Magnusson leaps off the ladder, POWERBOMBING PHANTOS OFF THE TOP OF A 16 FOOT LADDER!! A second after Magnusson leaps, Spin leaps as well and crashes down on Phantos with an elbow drop. Ok NOW he is dead. Lucios manages to get back into the ring with a chair, and he slams Magnusson in the face with the chair, then scoops him up and plants him on the mat with a Michinoku Driver. Lucios staggers to his feet and he and Spin eye each other. Both men are past the point of exhaustion and they need to incapacitate the other and climb a 16 foot ladder. Lucios and Spin lock up and Spin scoops him up and slams him onto the mat, then starts climbing the ladder. Lucios is up fairly quickly and pulls Spin off the ladder. Magnusson is back to his feet and he and Spin take turns head butting Lucios until he falls to his knees. Phantos is now somehow back to his feet and he staggers around and comes to his senses just as Magnusson is charging, Phantos ducks out of the way and low bridges Magnusson, and he flies over the top rope and gets his head stuck between the ropes! Magnusson struggles to free himself as officials come from the back to help free him. Spin is on the ladder heading for the top when Lucios catches him, and now it is his turn to hold Spin up on his shoulders, Phantos climbs the ladder and leaps off and connects with the DROPKICK DEVICE!!! Spin is out, but Magnusson is free now. Lucios gets a running start and dives between the ropes and takes Magnusson out. Inside Phantos is climbing the ladder, he sees Spin on the mat and can’t resist, he hits a 720 landing on Spin and driving all the air out of Spin. Phantos is back to his feet and once again starts climbing. Outside the ring, Lucios and Spin are up again, Lucios climbs to the apron and leaps, but Magnusson catches him and plants him with a choke slam on the floor. Magnusson looks into the ring and sees Spin out and Phantos climbing the ladder. He gets into the ring and grabs the ladder, he realizes that he can’t climb it in time so he starts tipping the ladder, using his last bit of energy, Phantos leaps up and grabs the briefcase as Magnusson tips the ladder from beneath him, Phantos’ weight is too much and the briefcase breaks free and Phantos falls to the mat from something like 25 feet in the air. This match is mercifully over.
WINNERS in 20:49 – winning 4 falls to 3 – Phantos & Lucios
After the match, medics rush into the ring to check on Phantos, but he appears to be ok. Lucios helps him to his feet, and Magnusson helps his partner to his feet. Phantos and Lucios are about to leave when Magnusson and Spin grab them and spin them around, they get ready for a fight, but Magnusson and Spin extend their hands. Phantos and Lucios look around for a moment, and the crowd roars their approval, so Phantos and Lucios shake their hands and they exchange quick manly hugs. Magnusson and Spin leave the ring and Phantos and Lucios climb to the corner and celebrate with the fans. They hop off the turnbuckles, and when they turn around they are met with MATCHING CHAIR SHOTS!! IT’S THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS!!! Adrenaline and AA put the boots to Phantos and Lucios then Johnny hauls Phantos up and drills him with the ADRENALINE RUSH!! AA grabs Lucios and sets him up for a pile driver, Johnny leaps off the top rope and it’s a SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!! Before they can actually kill them, Davin Moreland runs to the ring with a chair and chases them out. Security follows behind Davin but Adrenaline and AA hop the railing and escape through the crowd. Medical officials check on Phantos and Lucios and they end up taking a ride to the back strapped to a stretcher.
STANK vs. CAPELLAN vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. CANADIAN DRAGON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title 60 Minute Iron Man Dance of DeathFinally time for the main event. Canadian Dragon is out first and he paces around the ring but doesn’t climb in just yet. Capellan is out next, he has an air of confidence about him that is something we haven’t seen from him in a long time. Next out is LD Williams. He climbs into the ring, completely ignoring Dragon and Capellan. Finally the champion makes his entrance, pausing at the top of the ramp to hold the title high. Stank walks to the ring knowing he is in for the battle of his life tonight. He hands the title to the referee and walks to the middle of the ring where Canadian Dragon rolls under the bottom rope and goes nose to nose with Stank. Capellan shoves Dragon out of the way and steps up to Stank and stares at him. Stank smirks a little then his eyes wander to LD Williams who is waiting in the corner. Capellan does the damn near unthinkable and reaches back and slaps Stank across the face and yells at him to pay attention to him. Stank’s eyes bug out and he grabs Cap by the throat, but before he can do anything Canadian Dragon charges in and catches him with a knee to the ribs. Stank falls to one knee and Dragon hammers him with kicks to the back of the head. LD Williams finally comes out of the corner and blind sides Capellan with a clothesline that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Williams follows him outside the ring and pulls him up but Cap gets in a spinning heel kick that sends Williams into the steel ring steps back first. Williams grabs his back in pain and slumps to the floor. Capellan jumps to the apron and springs off the top rope and catches Canadian Dragon in the back of the head with a missile drop kick that sends Dragon out of the ring. Stank gets to his feet and faces Capellan. Cap assumes a fighting stance and puts his fists up. Stank looks a little amused by this and does the same, they circle and Cap catches Stank with a couple of jabs that surprises the champ. Stank gets angry and connects with a shot to the body that lifts Cap off his feet, then a left hook that catches Cap in the eye and opens a NASTY gash. Crete falls to one knee for a moment then gets right back up and explodes on Stank backing him across the ring. Stank covers up and takes a couple of really good shots from Cap. Cap appears to be about to put the finishing shot on Stank when LD Williams comes into the ring and grabs Cap, spins him around and plants him with a DDT. Williams and Stank now go toe to toe and lock up. Stank pushes him back to the ropes and the ref wants a clean break but Stank takes a couple of shots at Williams, Williams retaliates with a knee to the gut and climbs to the second rope and takes Stank down to the mat with a knee between the eyes. Williams covers, but it is broken up by Canadian Dragon. Williams gets to his feet and he and Dragon argue while Stank rolls under the bottom rope for a breather. As the argument gets animated, Capellan gets to his feet, wiping the blood away and drop kicks Canadian Dragon into Williams. The two smack heads hard and Williams falls between the ropes to the floor and Capellan rolls Canadian Dragon up from behind for a two count. Both men are quickly to their feet and CD whips Capellan to the ropes, CD lowers his head and Capellan leap frogs him, and runs right into a running clothesline from a bloody LD Williams. With Capellan out, Williams immediately grabs Canadian Dragon and sends him to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the chin that sends him to the mat. Williams pulls CD to a sitting position and drives several knees to the base of his skull, then drops him back to the mat and leaps in the air and drops a knee across his chest. Williams covers, but Stank reaches in from outside the ring and pulls Williams off of Dragon to the floor. Thirty minutes has passed and there has not been a single pin fall. On the outside Williams goes right to Stank’s eyes and slams him face first into the guard rail. Inside the ring, Canadian Dragon pulls Capellan to his feet and lifts him and drops him on his leg with a shin breaker, then locks him into a sharpshooter. Capellan screams in pain and tries to fight out of it, but can’t make it to the ropes. It looks like Cap is about to tap when LD Williams gets back into the ring and nails Canadian Dragon with a bulldog breaking the hold. Williams mounts Dragon and hammers him in the face with lefts and rights, then pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Dragon hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER!! Cap, Williams and Dragon are all down inside the ring, and Stank is slowly crawling back into the ring. He gets to his feet and surveys the damage, grabs Canadian Dragon and hits a STANK-U, then grabs Capellan and choke slams him, then pulls LD Williams up and whips him hard into the corner and follows him in with a splash. Stank lets Williams stagger forward a bit, then plants him on the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Stank covers and gets a two count, somehow Williams rolled his shoulder. Stank sits on his knees in frustration and shoves Williams out of the ring to the floor. Stank isn’t paying enough attention and Canadian Dragon sneaks up behind him and locks him in the cobra clutch! Stank fights the move, but he is slowly starting to fade. The ref checks his arm, once, twice, it is on its way down for the third time when Capellan is back up and POPS Canadian Dragon in the face wit ha super kick! CD falls to the mat, and Stank slumps to the mat as well gasping for breath. Williams is still on the floor, so Capellan runs to the corner and lands the BME on Stank, one, two, NO! Stank gets his foot on the ropes! Capellan cannot believe it. Forty-five minutes has passed and there are no pin falls! What will it take to win this match? Capellan pulls Stank to his feet and hits him with several kicks to the sides of the legs and the ribs, then tries for a choke slam, but there is no way he can lift the massive Stank. LD Williams runs in and he and Capellan both lift Stank and PLANT him on the mat with a choke slam! AMAZING! Capellan turns on Williams and drops him with an enzuguri, then runs to the corner and leaps to the top rope, but Canadian Dragon is back on the apron, and he shoves Capellan off the top. Cap flies through the air and crashes through the Portuguese Announce Table. Dragon climbs to the top and leaps, dropping a knee across the small of Stank’s back, then locking him in a Boston Crab. Williams is back to his feet now, and instead of attacking Dragon, he locks Stank in the cross face. I guess if he submits, they both get credit for a win. Stank screams in pain, but will not quit. Stank is struggling to maintain consciousness when somehow Capellan climbs back into the ring with a chair – remember it is all legal – and smacks Canadian Dragon in the back of the head, then grabs Williams and peels him off of Stank and sends him to the ropes and spinebusters him on the chair. Capellan turns back to Stank who is slowly getting to his feet. Cap grabs the chair and looks like he is about to slam him in the face with it, but then he drops the chair and springs off the bottom rope and tries a DDT, but Stank catches him and plants him with a power bomb. Meanwhile, a dazed Canadian Dragon grabs a ladder from under the ring and slides it into the ring. He sets it up, then turns to Stank and spins him around and hits an inverted Atomic drop, then drops him with a stunner. Canadian Dragon climbs to the top of the ladder, but LD Williams meets him up there and the two battle at the top. Capellan drags himself to the corner and slowly climbs the ropes. While LD and Dragon fight on the top, Capellan leaps and sticks on the ladder! How the hell did that not tip over? Now there are three men fighting on the ladder! This is insane, someone is going to die! As if on cue, Stank charges and bull rushes the ladder and sends it tipping over. Capellan and Williams both fall from the top of the ladder to the floor where they land with a sickening thud. Canadian Dragon hot shots himself on the ladder as he falls and springs back to the ring and staggers, dazed, toward Stank. An exhausted Stank picks up the chair and blasts dragon in the face with it, then pulls him up and hits a power bomb, holds on and hits a second, then a third, and finally on the fourth he drives Canadian Dragon into the mat and folds him up. The referee is in position and makes the three count. Stank 1 Canadian Dragon 0, LD Williams 0, Capellan 0. The time keeper announces that there are two minutes left. Stank collapses into the corner, Canadian Dragon is not moving. On the outside LD Williams is still face down on the floor and being checked on by paramedics. Only Capellan is somehow on his feet using the ropes to drag himself around the ring. He sees Stank slumped in the corner, fighting to maintain consciousness. Cap grabs a chair and climbs slowly to the top rope. On the outside medics have Williams to his feet, but he shoves them away and slides back into the ring. Capellan leaps and DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO STANK’S FACE!! VAN CAPELLANATOR!! Stank is out! Cap grabs his leg and tries to drag him into the ring, at the same time LD Williams crawls over to a prone Canadian Dragon and falls across him, Capellan gets Stank out of the corner and falls across him as well. One, two……the bell rings! Time has expired!! Stank wins the Iron Man match 1 fall to none!
WINNER in 60:00 1 fall to 0, and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Stank!
All four men remain motionless in the center of the ring. Medics check them all and help them to their feet, but Dragon, Williams and Capellan leave the ring on their own power. Stank takes a minute or two longer, then gets to his feet, wiping the blood from his face and holding his title high in the air as the crowd roars. An exhausted Stank watches his opponents head to the back as we fade to black.
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