OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 3
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APOCALYPTIC BASTARDS vs. TEAM RABBXTFIRERabbxt and Firewoman bust through the curtain and hit the stage. Not far behind them is Alexis Darling, escorting the duo to the ring. She seems less than thrilled, as Rabbxt flips all the way down the ramp, only stopping when he slams into the side of the ring. Firewoman and Alexis makes it down the ramp and help Rabbxt to his feet. Firewoman slides under the bottom rope, while Rabbxt leaps onto the ring apron and springboards off the ropes, hitting SYB with a SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Rabbxt is dazed and the referee calls for the bell to start the match. With Rabbxt on top of SYB, the referee goes for the count. 1, 2, NO! Apocalyptic Existence saves the match for his team. Firewoman takes care of this with a spear through the middle and top rope. Rabbxt gets to his feet and whips SYB into a corner. He runs at him and back flips off his chest. SYB falls to a seated position, giving Rabbxt the perfect setup for a dropkick to the side of the head, which he hits. SYB falls through the bottom and middle rope. He begins to stir on the outside of the ring and gets to his feet, only to be hit with a SPRINGBOARD 720 SENTON! SYB hits the floor again, as does Rabbxt. Alexis pulls Rabbxt to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Firewoman, now in her corner, reaches in and tags herself into the match. She steps through the ropes, as Alexis pushes SYB into the ring. Fire pulls SYB to his feet and whips him into the ropes. She connects with a beautiful drop Sault on the rebound, sending SYB back down. She stomps SYB until he is cowering in a neutral corner. From there, she grabs his hair and pulls him to his feet, then hits him with a hard left hook, knocking him loopy. She sets SYB up on the top rope and runs to the opposite corner. Rabbxt slides into the ring under the bottom rope and gets on his hands and knees in front of SYB. Fire charges and steps off Rabbxt's back, hooks her legs around SYB, and takes him down with a huracanrana! Rabbxt gets to his feet and goes back into his corner. Fire pulls SYB to his feet and whips him into the Apocalyptic Bastards' corner. Apocalyptic Existence tags himself in, apparently not afraid of the inevitable beating that will soon be his own. Fire runs at him and ducks a clothesline, then hits him with a jumping neck breaker on the rebound. She gets him off the mat and whips him into Team RabbxtFire's corner. She tags Rabbxt into the match as she puts AE on the top rope. Rabbxt goes into a neutral corner and mounts the top rope, while Fire takes AE down with a TOP ROPE SPANISH FLY! Rabbxt gives Fire time to roll out of the way and hits AE with a SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! AE rolls onto his stomach in pain, while Rabbxt flips around the ring some more. He goes to the top rope again and hits AE with MOUNTAIN DEW ON TAP! He goes to the top rope AGAIN, but SYB runs across the apron to knock him down. Rabbxt sees the attack coming and jumps at SYB, hitting him with a FLIPPING SEATED SENTON TO THE FLOOR! Rabbxt lands on SYB's chest, then hops onto the apron and mounts the top rope as if nothing had just happened. AE is just getting to his feet and Rabbxt hits him with a DRAGONRANA! Instead of going for the pin, Rabbxt releases the leg scissors, sending AE through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Rabbxt tags Fire into the match and they both go to one side of the ring. They wait for SYB and AE to stir, then hit simultaneous FOSBURY FLOPS! They both hit their targets perfectly, then slide back into the ring. Rabbxt wants to mount the top rope again, but the referee is able to shoo him back into his corner. Fire sees that the Bastards are not going to be able to get into the ring before the ten count, so she goes out after them. She pushes both men under the bottom rope and back into the ring. She pulls SYB to his feet and hits him with a BURNING HAMMER! This knocks SYB out cold and sends him tumbling to the outside of the ring, landing on his neck and rolling over with a blank stare, unable to move. No one helps him because they don't care. Meanwhile, Fire pulls AE to his feet and whips him into Team RabbxtFire's corner. She tags Rabbxt into the match, then sets AE on the top rope. She climbs up with him, then hits him with a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER FROM THE TOP! AE's head slams the mat with a sickening thud. He bends in half, then rolls onto his back. Rabbxt mounts the top rope and hits AE with a perfect 630 SPLASH! The referee drops to his knees. 1! 2! 3!
WINNERS in 9:18 - Team RabbxtFire
After the match Fire pulls SYB to his feet and nearly breaks his neck with a package pile driver. Rabbxt ducks a boot from Apocalyptic Existence and rebounds off the ropes planting him with a flipping inverted DDT. The beat down continues until someone with a hockey stick comes running from the back! Who the hell is this? He cross checks Rabbxt sending him into the corner, then ducks a spinning heel kick from Fire and sweeps her leg with the stick. Rabbxt charges out of the corner and gets a cross check to the face that sends him to the mat, Fire gets to her feet and catches a stick to the gut, then the Unknown Man slams it across the back of her head snapping the stick in two. The members of the DEA slither out of the ring licking their wounds, the Unknown Stranger helps SYB to his feet, “now
that’s a save, eh? Bawitaba plays and the unknown stranger leaves with SYB leaving Apocalyptic Existence, Firewoman and Rabbxt confused.
ALEXANDER DARLING & ERIC O’MAC vs. THE NERVE AGENT & BLITZDarling starts out with TNA, talking smack the whole time. Darling gets the better of the starting lock up and slaps TNA into a headlock, but TNA wriggles free, takes Darling down with a leg scissors and starts trying to slap on his modified cloverleaf, causing Darling to scurry for the ropes. The E is looking haughtily at Darling and golf clapping him, as the referee sends both men back to their corners to start again. They lock up again, and Darling takes the advantage once more, this time, working TNA into a hammerlock, and he REALLY wrenches it back. TNA winces as Darling twists the hammerlock into an abdominal stretch and starts sending HARD punches into TNA's kidneys. The E looks on impassively as Blitz jumps on the apron, trying to get some crowd support for his buddy. TNA starts trying to break free, and Darling uses the rope for leverage, and uses up the full five count before letting TNA go. TNA slumps to the floor, holding his kidneys and a NASTY bruise is starting to show, as Darling almost casually walks up behind him and drives his knee into TNA's kidneys and pulls back on his jaw. TNA is really hurting, but starts fighting back and manages to work back to a vertical base, and then kicks his legs out, hitting Darling with a Stunner! Darling flops over in the ring and both men are down and hurting, stretching for their corners. Darling however still makes it first, and the E tags in and runs across the ring and drags TNA back into the middle of the ring and drops an elbow on his injured back. TNA screams in pain, and The E doesn't look a gift horse in the mouth and slaps on a sharpshooter straight away. TNA is in serious trouble and Blitz decides he has to do something, jumps over the ropes and nails The smirking E in the face with a Shiner! The referee DEMANDS that Blitz go back to his corner, as Darling repays the E for his golf clap as the E clears the cobwebs from the Shiner in the middle of the ring, while taking advantage of the referee's distraction to charge across to attack the ailing TNA. However, TNA uses his last strength to stop Darling dragging him back, and nails him with an enziguri, and manages to make his tag to Blitz. Blitz roars into the ring as the E gets to his feet and a series of stiff kicks press the E to the ropes. Blitz whips the E across the ring and goes to nail him with a dropkick on the way back, but the E holds the ropes, and Blitz lands hard on his back. As Blitz staggers to his feet, the E nails him with a series of blows, very reminiscent of the Rock, whips him to the ropes and drops him with a spine buster. The smells the air and tosses an elbow pad to the crowd going for the E's Elbow, but as he goes to hit it TNA drops him with a springboard Molly Go Round! The crowd goes nuts as Darling comes into the ring, still dazed and starts to unload on the pretty much spent TNA. The referee has lost control and just watches the current action as a dazed Darling drops TNA with the Darling Driver. Blitz attacks him and Darling whips him to the corner and sets him up for the Deal Breaker. The E recovers from the Molly Go Round, and sees TNA down in the ring, and climbs the opposite turnbuckle, aiming to finish off TNA. Darling nails Blitz with the Deal Breaker and covers as The E launches the E Attack, but TNA rolls aside, and The E impacts on top of Darling and Blitz with the full force of the E attack. TNA drops an elbow on the E, and drags Blitz over and then pushes Darling out of the ring, and the referee drops and counts the 1-2-3.
WINNERS via pin-fall in 7:18 - TNA & Blitz!
After the match Darling and Eric go nose to nose arguing. Eric waves him off in disgust and turns to walk away, but Darling grabs his arm and spins him around and takes him out with a clothesline. Darling stares at Eric for a moment, then leaves the ring and heads to the back.
FIRECHILD vs. DAMON WRATH vs. RYAN HARDCOREDamon Wrath enters first, looking to stop a losing streak before it starts. Ryan Hardcore enters next, accompanied by the deliciously deviant Lauren Phoenix. Firechild is the final contestant to enter and he soaks up the cheers of the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. The referee rings the bell and we are underway. All three men are sizing each other up when suddenly Ryan Hardcore slips under the bottom rope and begins to make out with Lauren Phoenix. Firechild looks confused and Damon Wrath uses this distraction to his advantage, leveling Firechild with a clothesline. Firechild pops right back up to his feet and Wrath tries for another clothesline. This time Firechild ducks and hits a falling neck breaker on Wrath. Firechild follows it up with a few kicks to the chest of Wrath, but Wrath manages to grab Firechild's leg and pulls him down to the mat. Wrath now has Firechild in an ankle-lock, but Firechild quickly grabs the ropes, forcing Wrath to release the hold. As both men get to their feet Ryan Hardcore decides this is probably a good time to, you know, get involved in the match. He zips up (wait, what?!?) and enters the ring. Wrath gets to his feet first and charges at Hardcore, but Hardcore drops him with a drop-toe-hold. Firechild gets to his feet and the two begin trading punches. Hardcore whips Firechild into the corner and charges in after him, but Firechild gets a foot up and Hardcore takes a kick to the face. Firechild follows this up with a bulldog and goes for the cover, but Damon Wrath breaks it up. All three men get to their feet and begin trading blows. Wrath punches Firechild, Firechild punches Hardcore, and Hardcore punches Wrath. Around and around they go until Firechild finally wises up and backs off just as Wrath throws a punch. Wrath is off balance and Firechild hits a running enziguri that levels Wrath! Firechild is unable to capitalize because Hardcore grabs him from behind and goes for the Threesome. He gets the first suplex, he gets the second, he hits all three! Firechild looks like he might be out as Hardcore covers and the ref counts 1, 2.....Wrath breaks up the pin just in time. All three wrestlers are slow to get to their feet. Wrath lunges at Firechild, but Firechild back body drops him out of the ring and onto the concrete floor! Hardcore launches himself at Firechild and Firechild attempts to do the same thing, but Hardcore springs off Firechild and hits a crossbody on Wrath. Both men on the outside struggle to get to their feet and they begin trading heavy punches. Firechild sees this and bounces off the far ropes, jumps to the middle of the top rope and hits a springboard moonsault! HOLY SHIT! Wrath, Firechild and Hardcore are all wiped out! The referee begins his count. Lauren Phoenix runs over and attempts to help Ryan Hardcore to his feet. As the referee gets to 8 Hardcore tries to slid into the ring. He gets far enough in to break the count, but Wrath and Firechild each grab a leg and pull him back out. Hardcore is being rocked by punches from both Firechild and Wrath. The two pick him up and suplex him over the guardrail and into the crowd! Wrath then picks up Firechild and belly-to-belly suplexes him into the crowd! Wrath gloats for a moment and then climbs over the guardrail to inflict more punishment on Firechild and Hardcore. It seems like he took to long however, as Hardcore plants Wrath with a DDT on the floor. The referee is pleading with the wrestlers to get back into the ring. Firechild gets up and trades punches with Hardcore. Wrath makes it to his feet and joins the melee. The trio continue to getting deeper and deeper into the crowd. Fans are swarming them as they make their way all the way to the cheap seats. Eventually the referee has no choice but to ring the bell.
WINNER - NO CONTEST in 14:57
OOWF Invitational Round 3MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. SPIN HANSENStare down and exchange of words to start. Moose plays it cool while Spin tries to piss him off. MHJ finally tries to go with a right, but Spin blocks and decks him with a right of his own. MHJ to the corner and Spin follows in and slugs away. Moose fights back in the corner and they just slug it out, lefts and rights, and the referee tries to step between them, and he gets decked. Moose and Spin stop to look at the ref, then keep right on at it. Spin ducks a big right and then clotheslines Moose over and out to the floor. They brawl on the floor and Spin sends Moose to the stairs, then picks up the dislodged steps and just casually drops them on MHJ's head. Spin pounds away on Moose on the floor, then stops to go check on the ref. That allows MHJ to get to his feet, but Moose is out of it, and Spin comes around from the other side of the ring and tackles Moose from behind. To the guardrail and Spin catapults Moose into the post. Spin pulls Moose back up and throws him to the post again. And again. And again. The crowd is loving this. Moose comes up a bloody mess. Back in the ring and Moose goes to the eyes, then sends Spin to the corner. Moose charges, but eats a boot. Spin tires a bulldog out of the corner, but Moose shoves him off... RIGHT into the ref, who was just getting to his feet. Spin stumbles back into the HEART PUNCH~! There's no ref, so Moose opts to bail to the floor to shake the cobwebs... and grab a chair while he's down there. Moose slides in carefully and measures Spin and DRILLS him! Moose wants a pile driver on the chair, but Spin backdrops him over, but Moose immediately reaches up and punches him right in the balls! Spin hunches over in pain, and Moose tries to lock on a cobra clutch, but Spin grabs the chair and swings it back over his head and NAILS Moose with it. Spin slides the chair out and covers, but the ref is still out. Back up, and Spin sends Moose to the corner. NOW the ref begins to stir and that distracts Spin for just a split second, and when Hansen charges, Moose steps out and hotshots him back onto the post! Spin lands on top of the turnbuckle and is dangling there. Moose sees an opportunity, turns around and stomps the ref back down before he gets to, and grabs the chair. MHJ to the floor, lines up Spin's head with the post... and WALLOPS HIM! The crowd groans over that sick, sick spot... so Moose does it again. The blood is streaming down Hansen's face - he's upside down so it's going into his hair - and Moose hits him a third time with the chair! Spin's weight finally shifts enough and he flips over and down to the floor hard. MHJ rolls him in and covers. The ref drags himself over for the academic 1, 2..... SPIN KICKS OUT! Moose is pissed and pops up and kicks the hell out of Spin. Hansen is in the ropes so the ref tries to pull Moose off, and Moose gets into it with the official. They argue for a few seconds, and when Moose turns around.... LARIAT~! But Spin can't make the cover. So we get a double count. 1...2... neither guy is moving. Count gets to 5...6... Spin begins to stir, and Moose does at 7. 8... and Hansen pulls himself up and dives on MHJ for the cover. But it only gets two. Moose gouges at the head wound on the mat, and Spin slugs him with a right hand. Back up and Spin sends MHJ to the ropes, but Hansen puts his head down, and Moose cradles him up for a DDT! Right on the head wound. One, two, three.
WINNER in 15:57: MOOSEHEAD JACK
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. CAPELLANIntense stare down to start, then Cap offers a handshake. CD just stares at him, so Cap shrugs and flips him off, which draws a pop from the crowd. Capellan grins and hits all four ring posts, celebrating like he just won the match, and the crowd plays along. CD watches all this with his hands on his hips, until Cap climbs down from the last ring post, and walks straight into a super kick. Yeah, that'll knock the shine off. Cover from CD gets 2.5 and he rolls away and returns Cap's earlier one-fingered salute. Strangely, the crowd aren't as pleased with this as they were with the first one. Lock-up, and we segue into an intense period of ... well, "mat work" is true, doesn't really conjure the right image. An intense period of "two guys trying to isolate each others limbs and snap them right off". Yeah, that's it. Eventually Dragon gets the upper hand and slaps on a chicken wing, but Cap just manages to get the fingertips of his free hand to the ropes. Both men to their feet, and they circle warily, stretching the knots and kinks out of their limbs. Cap looks to work his speed, darting in and out to make stinging kicks to CD's knees and thighs, but Dragon quickly wises up to the tactic. On the fourth kick, CD snatches Cap's foot out of the air and dragon screws him to the mat. He goes for a horse collar but Cap manages to roll him up for a quick schoolboy! Only a two count. Lock up, and CD pushes Cap into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break and Dragon actually gives it. Cap slow claps him for the gesture of sportsmanship. Cheeky bastard. CD responds with a ringing slap, and the two men trade open handed chops in the middle of the ring, then slowly work up to forearms. CD gets the better of that, so Cap runs the ropes for some extra momentum to the blow. When Dragon looks to return the favor, Cap whips him over with an arm drag, and we move into a fast paces session of kicks and strikes as each man looks to hit and move. Cap has the better of the early going, but it is Dragon who finally lands a picture perfect dropkick, sending Capellan out between the ropes. CD follows him out and whips Cap toward the guardrails, but Cap literally hurdles right over them, AJ Styles uh ... style. Cap turns just in time to see CD fire another super kick at his head. Cap grabs the foot more by reflex than intent. Gawps at it in surprise for a second, then slams Dragon's knee down over the guardrail. That has to hurt. And just to be sure, Cap follows up with a stiff kick right to the injured joint. Then with the ref's count around six, he hops the guardrail and slides back inside. A limping Dragon squeaks back inside at 9.5. Despite – or maybe because of - his injury, it is CD who takes the offensive, hitting a pair of suplexes and a neck breaker. Cover gets 2, so CD whips Cap into the corner and NAILS him with a running forearm. Cap Flair-flops into the middle of the ring. Cover gets 2.999. CD hammers the mat in frustration as he gingerly gets back to his feet. Cap rolls into the ropes for a breather and when Dragon tries to pull him back, he kicks CD right in the face, then hauls himself upright and drops an elbow on the injured knee. Cap locks in a single-leg crab, torturing the knee, but CD makes the ropes. Both men to their feet, and Dragon cuts off Cap with a thumb to the eye, then whips him to the ropes. Cap bounces back, but drops and rolls right into CD's legs, clipping the knee on his way past. Dragon goes down, and Cap slides outside and uses the leverage to slam the knee on the ring apron a couple of times. The ref's count is getting high again, so Cap slides back in. CD rolls away from him, trying to protect the leg, so Cap kicks him in the head to stun him, then scales the turnbuckle ... SHOOTING STAR PRESS RIGHT TO THE INJURED KNEE~! Cover! 1! 2! CD rolls the shoulder~! Cap is stunned that he didn't get 3, and stares at the ref in shock. Dumbass. It's really not that hard to understand. Dragon uses the moment of respite to nurse his knee back into shape and then rock Cap with a series of punches. When the ref starts bitching about the closed fists, CD simply grabs Cap by the ears and lays into him with crushing head-butts, quickly opening a gash on Capellan's forehead. Stunned with pain and with blood dripping into his eyes, Cap is vulnerable. Dragon goes for the CANADIAN DESTROYER~! but his injured leg doesn't have the strength to pull it off. It folds beneath him as he starts the move, and the pair fall awkwardly, Capellan's elbow landing on CD's injured knee and his own knee in Dragon's gut. Winded and in agony from his leg, CD can't fight out as Capellan hooks him upright ... VINDICATOR~! And finally, Capellan gets the singles win that has eluded him every previous time the two have met.
WINNER BY PINFALL IN 29:22 – CAPELLAN!
CHRIS COLE vs. DH MAGNUSSOND.H. Magnusson makes his way to the ring first, followed by Chris Cole. Both men are all business, warming up in their corners until referee Mel Creech calls for the bell. They meet in center ring and stand nose-to-nose, exchanging words. With a curt nod, each man takes a step back and they lock up. DHM’s size gives him an advantage, and he shoves Cole to the mat. Cole rolls to his feet and eats a brutal clothesline. DHM stomps away, then pulls Cole up and gets caught with a punch to the midsection. Cole hits a series of punches and hooks DHM for a DDT, but instead of the mat, drives his head into the middle turnbuckle. Cole delivers a field goal kick to the stomach that bounces DHM off the mat and into the ropes, then hits a baseball slide dropkick that sends him to the floor.
DHM gets slowly to his feet on the outside as Cole steps onto the apron. Cole leaps and connects with a double ax handle that drives DHM’s throat into the railing. Cole scrapes him up and gets in a few punches before slamming DHM’s face into the apron. Cole rolls into the ring to break the count, then rolls outside and into a shot to the midsection from DHM. DHM drives a knee into Cole’s stomach, then picks him up and turns, driving him to the floor with a power bomb before collapsing himself. Mel starts to count, and reaches six before DHM manages to get to his feet. DHM slides into the ring to break the count, and drops back to the floor. Cole starts to get up as DHM gets back to his feet. DHM hits a running knee to the face, then stuffs Cole back into the ring. A delayed vertical suplex is followed by a cover and gets two and a half. DHM pulls Cole up and plants him with a DDT. He covers again and gets 2.9. He flips Cole over and locks on a camel clutch. Cole refuses to submit, and eventually gets his knees under him and flips DHM off. Both men get slowly up. DHM lunges, and Cole ducks a lariat. DHM turns around and Cole chops him in the throat. As DHM stumbles back, Cole grabs him by the neck and drops to his knees, driving DHM’s throat into his shoulder. DHM goes down choking, and Cole comes off the ropes, driving an elbow into the throat. Cole hooks the leg, and DHM just manages to kick out. Cole pulls DHM up and slings him to the ropes. He goes for a spine buster, but DHM manages to block it in the air, landing on one knee and driving Cole’s face into the other one. Cole bounces up and staggers backwards, blood flowing from his forehead, and DHM springs up, throwing all of his weight into a flying lariat that turns Cole inside out. Both men are down and Mel starts to count. DHM is up first and chokes Cole, letting go just before the five count. He pulls Cole up and hits a front layout suplex, but takes too long to cover and Cole kicks out at two. DHM pulls Cole to his feet and tosses him into the corner. He sits Cole on the top turnbuckle and hits him with a series of uppercuts. DHM climbs up and sets up a superplex, but Cole punches free and shoves him off. Cole pauses to wipe the blood from his eyes, which give DHM time to roll to his feet. Cole leaps, and DHM snags him out of the air and drives him to the mat with a spine buster. He covers, and Cole barely manages to roll a shoulder in time.
DHM disputes the count with Mel Creech, then turns around and stomps at Cole. He pulls him up and goes for the Jersey Hammer, but Cole ducks, doubling DHM over with a shot to the stomach. Cole goes for the Headliner, but DHM blocks, reversing into a backdrop and dropping Cole on his head. DHM covers…One…Two…Thr-Cole gets a foot on the ropes to break the count! DHM pulls Cole off the mat and rocks him with some punches. He sets up the Dreamstreet, but Cole manages to block it and drive DHM face-first into the mat. Cole comes off the second rope and drives his elbow into DHM’s throat, then pulls him up off of the mat. This time, DHM can’t block the Headliner, and Cole plants him. He hooks the leg and Mel counts the three.
WINNER, in 23:45, Chris Cole.
After the match: DHM rolls out of the ring and starts to the back as Mel helps Cole up and raises his hand. Cole acknowledges the crowd, but can’t stay on his feet. Firechild makes his way to the ring and helps the bloody Cole to the back.
LD WILLIAMS vs. SEAMUS MCNASTYThe two circle to start, LD looking confident despite the size advantage. Lockup, struggle, Seamus shoves LDW to the mat, missing Hale by inches. LDW back to his feet, slow clap, then steps up to lock up again. Again, a short struggle and Seamus shoves LDW to the mat. LDW back to his feet in a flash and Seamus' face. The two jaw jack a bit before LDW slaps the taste out of Seamus' mouth. Crowd oohs and ahhs a moment as Seamus checks his lip for blood. He then GLARES at LDW and starts into a verbal tirade that backs Williams toward a corner and clean out of the ring. Seamus glares at LDW and dares him to come back into the ring, but Hale cautiously backs Seamus back up ("Mr. McNasty, you have to give your opponent a chance to re-enter the ring".) LDW waits til Seamus is in the opposite corner before he carefully climbs back in. Seamus charges and LDW droptoeholds McNasty into the middle turnbuckle. He drags the big man out of the corner for an early pinfall attempt, which only gets a one count. LDW stands and stomps McNasty a few times, ending with a quick leg drop but only another one count. When Williams reaches down for Seamus he gets a fist to the face, sending him reeling. McNasty is dazed but is ANGRY! LDW hides behind Hale as McNasty closes in. McNasty snarls at Hale and he squeaks free of LDW and dives for the floor for his own safety. McNasty then slings LDW to the corner - hard- and splashes him shortly after he hits. He lands a few punches on LDW before Hale braves the ring again, admonishing McNasty and backing him out of the corner after a four count. Hale has his back to LDW as he calms McNasty down, but LDW reaches over Hale and puts a thumb to McNasty's eye! He then scoots away while McNasty flails, nearly flooring Hale in the process. LDW pummels McNasty in the back with forearm shots, trying to drive him to his knees. McNasty wheels, and LDW ducks, grabbing McNasty around the waist and rolling backwards for another pin attempt. 1, 2, McNasty powers out and LDW again almost lands on Hale. LDW gets his footing and charges McNasty with a clothesline. McNasty is actually taken off his feet! LDW slips down and grabs for a leg to start into the STF but McNasty grabs the ponytail and pulls LDW into a small package! 1,2, NO! McNasty rolls clear and slaps the mat. LDW reaches for McNasty but gets grabbed instead as McNasty decides he has had enough and slings LDW to set up for the IRISH CAR BOMB! LDW drops to the mat from the drop toe hold but rolls quickly as McNasty tries to float over! the two struggle along the mat and roll to the ropes. LDW grabs the ropes to stop the hold and as Hale counts, LDW accidentally (on purpose?) knees McNasty in the junk! He lets go and rolls McNasty back toward the middle of the ring so that he can lock in the STF! McNasty hasn't recovered from the low blow and begrudgingly taps out.
WINNER – in 16:34 LD Williams
DAVIN MORELAND vs. THE DEAD – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchDead makes his way to the ring, still sporting the nasty lump on his head from their last encounter. He climbs between the ropes and sneers at the crowd and waits pacing impatiently in the corner. Davin Moreland comes out to the top of the ramp next, flanked by Phantos & Lucios. Moreland motions for them to stay behind and marches to the ring, his eyes never leaving Dead. Moreland takes off the title and hands it to the referee, and we are set to go. The ref is about to call for the bell when Eric O’Mac’s music hits and he makes his way to ringside and has a seat with Russ, Razz and Nash.
Russ: Well, welcome to the booth Eric, what brings you out here tonight?
EOM: Well since Moreland decided that I was good enough to offer a title shot to – despite already being the greatest Onslaught champion of all time, I thought I would come out here and have a look at what he can do in the ring
Razz: So you are going to scout him and look for weaknesses then?
EOM: No, at about the ten minute mark, I am going to do what we call in the business a run-in.
Russ: A run-in?
Nash: Ahhhh yes, the run in. I remember I was working the southwest territory, musta been around 1981 or so. I was in a hot feud with Jose Lothario over the nickname Big Sexy. He had a match with Mil Mascaras and I ran in and laid him out with a big boot. Pissed the crowd off something fierce! I was pelted with burritos. You ever get hot sauce in your eyes Russ?
Russ: No I have not, and that never happened.
EOM: The OOWF should take notes, THAT is how you tell a story RussMoreland stares at Eric as the referee calls for the bell, which gives Dead the chance to get in a cheap shot that sends Moreland to one knee. Dead grabs him in a side head lock and peppers him in the face with several short shots, but Moreland gets to his feet and shoves Dead to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop. Moreland mounts Dead and hammers him with stiff forearm shots to the face. Dead shoves Moreland off and rolls to one knee and wipes the blood from his nose and smiles. Moreland charges into the corner after Dead, but Dead slips out of the ring and Moreland slams into the corner chest first, Dead climbs to the top rope and hits a flying clothesline that sends Moreland to the mat, then immediately pounces on Moreland and tries to catch him in a triangle choke, but Moreland fights it. And eventually slips out of it. Both men get to their feet and Moreland tries a clothesline, but Dead ducks and catches him with spinning fist to the side of the head that sends Moreland between the ropes. Moreland gets to his feet right in front of Eric and the two lock eyes for a moment. Meanwhile inside the ring, Dead gets a running start and leaps between the ropes at Moreland, but in one slick motion, Moreland grabs Eric’s glass bottle WWE Energy drink (FEEL THE BUZZ!) from the announce table and smashes it into Dead’s face! We get an audible gasp from the crowd as Dead falls to the floor grabbing his forehead, blood running between his fingers. Moreland takes one last look at Eric, who hasn’t moved or said a word, and grabs Dead and tilts his head back and jackhammers him with shots to the forehead, then grabs a piece of glass and digs it into Dead’s forehead screaming for him to quit. The referee is right there with the mic, but Dead will not quit, telling Moreland to go to hell instead. Davin pulls Dead to his feet and whips him into the ring steps shoulder first, then follows him in with a boot to the jaw that slams Dead’s head into the ring post. Moreland grabs Dead by the throat and threatens to stab the piece of glass into his eye, once again the referee is right there asking him if he wants to quit, Dead refuses and spits a mouthful of blood into Moreland’s face, blinding him for a moment. Davin staggers away and Dead gets to his feet and grabs a chair and hops up to the apron. As Moreland turns around Dead gets a running start and slams the chair into Moreland’s head. Dead rummages around under the ring for a moment and finds a long chain, he loops one end around Moreland’s throat and tosses the other end over the ropes and slides into the ring. Dead grabs the chain and pulls Moreland to his feet, then off his feet! The referee asks Moreland if he wants to quit, but Moreland refuses to answer.
EOM: How long has this match been going on now?
Russ: About thirteen minutes, why?
EOM: DAMN!Eric jumps to his feet, but before he can do anything Alexander Darling is in the ring, and he nails Dead in the back of the head with a walking stick. Dead lets go of the chain and Moreland falls to the floor. Darling pulls Dead to his feet and hits him with a side Russian leg sweep, sending him to the mat hard. Darling pulls Dead to his feet again, but this time Eric slides into the ring and spins Darling around and the two men begin to argue. On the outside Davin regains his breath and slowly gets to his feet and wraps the chain around his fist and slides back into the ring. As Dead gets to his feet, Moreland charges, Dead sidesteps and pulls Eric out of the way and Darling catches a face fill of chain wrapped fist and hits the mat. Moreland turns around and Dead and Eric connect with a double kick and plant him with a double twisting DDT! Eric lays the chain across Davin’s ribs and hits a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH driving the chain into Moreland’s rib. Eric and Dead look at each other warily, Eric takes a glance back at Darling who is pulling himself up in the corner. The referee waves this one off, having lost complete control.
WINNER – No Contest in 14:41
THE DEFENESTRATORS vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchPhantos & Lucios head to the ring, flanked by Davin Moreland and an attractive young lady on Moreland’s arm. The Defenstrators head to the ring and immediately begin arguing with Creech about Moreland’s presence. Lucios steps in to argue, and gets pushed back by Creech. Phantos restrains his partner from doing anything rash. Creech orders Davin and his lady friend to the back. Creech and Lucios bicker for another minute before Creech turns away from Lucios and calls for the bell. Voltage and Phantos start us off. Volt gets the early advantage and plasters Phantos with a series of kicks, bringing the masked man to his knees. Voltage drags Phantos up and sends him into the ropes, hitting him with a lightning fast Samoan drop. A quick cover only nets a 1 count, and Volt is up, hurling Phantos across the ring with a series of quick arm drags. Volt twists Phantos arm, then tags in Ecosystem, who climbs up the ropes and drops an elbow across Phantos arm. Ecosystem backdrops Phantos, who lands on his feet and dropkicks Eco in the chest. Eco stumbles back, and Phantos makes a tag. Lucios charges in and levels Eco with a big boot. Power offense display follows, scoop slam, slingshot suplex, head butt, gorilla press slam, and a delay vertical gordbuster. Lucios covers and gets 1..2..before Voltage dives in and breaks up the count. Lucios tosses Voltage over the top rope and turns around into a super kick from Ecosystem. Phantos climbs the ropes and does a moonsault to the floor, landing on Voltage and laying both men out. Lucios is back on his feet, blocking Ecosystems attempts at kicks and punches. Lucios reverses an Irish whip and swings a clothesline. Eco ducks and pops Lucios with a Flying Burrito! Eco pops up and hits an atomic drop. Scoop slam on the big man and Ecosystem heads to the top. Macho Man Elbow! Ecosystem bounces off from the high impact. HE crawls over and makes the cover 1..2..but Lucios pops a shoulder up at the last second. Both men lay on the mat catching their breath as Creech begins a 10 count. Both men are up at 8.. and Voltage and Phantos both make their way back to their corners to be tagged in. Voltage charges in as Phantos steps between the ropes. Volt pounds Phantos in the corner with rights and chops. Creech steps between them to break it up after his 5 count goes unheeded. Ecosystem grabs Creech and drags him away from Voltage. Creech turns his attention to Ecosystem as he ducks back onto the apron. Lucios charges over and decks Eco, drawing Creech out of the ring. Voltage scoop slams Phantos and slides out of the opposite side of the ring and grabs a chair. Phantos is getting to his feet, and blocks the chair shot. Voltage and Phantos struggle over control of the chair as Creech slides back into the ring. Suddenly, Voltage falls to the mat and Creech sees Phantos holding the chair standing over a motionless Voltage. Without hesitation he calls for the bell.
WINNERS, in 10:02, via disqualification, The Defenstrators
After the bell, Lucios and Creech get into a heated discussion on the arena floor. Lucios crowds Creech, who pushes Lucios away. Lucios responds by grabbing Creech and flinging him headfirst into the ring steps. The crowd goes eerily silent at Lucios heads up the ramp.
OUTBACK JACK vs. F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON III – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchMacCappington enters first, soaking up the boo's from the crowd as he turns his nose up at them. FFM steps into the ring and strikes a regal pose as the boo's continue to rain down. Outback Jack appears soon after on the entrance ramp and the crowd goes nuts. He enters the ring, climbs the turnbuckle, and downs a Fosters. He tosses the can into the crowd and gets jumped from behind by MacCappington. The referee rings the bell and this match is officially underway. MacCappington uses his size to force Jack into the corner. He throws a few heavy punches to the body of Outback Jack and then backs his way into the opposite corner. MacCappington gets a full head of steam and splashes Jack in the corner. FFM whips Jack into the opposite corner and attempts another splash, but Outback Jack gets an elbow up, sending MacCappington staggering backwards. Outback Jack tries to follow up with a running forearm but MacCappington catches him and delivers a massive suplex. MacCappington pulls Jack to his feet and sends him right back down with a vicious clothesline. MacCappington goes for the cover but only gets a one count. FFM picks Jack up once again and throws a wicked haymaker that rocks Jack but doesn't put him down. MacCappington throws another, but this one is blocked and Jack throws a haymaker of his own. MacCappington staggers backward, shakes off the cobwebs, and throws another punch. Jack blocks this one as well and connects with his own fist. FFM staggers back once again and Jack is on the offensive, connecting with a flurry of lefts and rights. MacCappington is reeling as more and more shots find their mark. Jack whips MacCappington into the ropes and attempts to deliver the Boomerang but MacCappington ducks, bounces off the ropes and plants a knee directly into the gut of Outback Jack. MacCappington is unable to capitalize, however, as he drops to his knees and tries to gather himself. Both men get to their feet and begin trading blows. MacCappington uses his size to once again gain the advantage as he backs Jack into a corner. Jack turns the tables, however, and now MacCappington finds himself stuck in the corner. Jack climbs to the second rope and begins to rain down shots to the top of MacCappington's head as the crowd counts along. Jack connects on 10 straight punches and the crowd is loving it! Suddenly MacCappington picks up Jack and delivers a vicious spine buster. FFM makes the cover and the referee counts 1, 2....Jack kicks out! MacCappington starts complaining to the referee and Jack rolls him up in the schoolboy, 1, 2...MacCappington kicks out. FFM looks livid that he almost lost to a simple rollup. He whips Jack into the corner and comes charging in afterwards. Jack just barely manages to get out of the way and MacCappington goes shoulder first into the unforgiving steel ring post. Outback Jack immediately looks to take advantage and wrenches the arm of MacCappington. FFM tries to fight out but Jack gives the arm another swift tug and MacCappington drops to his knees. Jack jumps on MacCappington's back and applies a sleeper hold. MacCappington is fighting for air as Jack refuses to let go. FFM begins to slowly get to his feet and Jack is now completely off the ground but the hold is still locked in tight. MacCappington falls backwards and flattens Outback Jack. The referee begins the ten count as both men try to regain some composure. Outback Jack gets to his feet a moment before MacCappington and whips FFM into the ropes. MacCappington comes bouncing back and Jack sends him over the top rope and crashing down to the concrete floor. Jack follows and plants his fist into the top of MacCappington's head. MacCappington gets to his feet and slams Jack into the corner of the ring apron. Jack grabs at his back in pain as FFM picks him up and whips him into the steel steps. Outback Jack goes crashing hard into the steps and MacCappington smirks in delight. FFM stalks Jack as he slowly gets to his feet. MacCappington whips Jack toward the guardrail but Jack reverses and MacCappington hits the rail hard. Jack pulls MacCappington to his feet and slides him back into the ring. Outback Jack goes for the cover and 1, 2....MacCappington kicks out! Jack starts to pick MacCappington up and FFM thumbs Jack in the eye. Jack staggers back and MacCappington drills him with a spear! Cover....1, 2....Outback Jack somehow manages to kick out once again. MacCappington seems more than a little perturbed. FFM picks Jack up and whips him into the ropes. Jack comes flying back as his looking for the Boomerang, but MacCappington catches Jack and hits him with the GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS!! That's it! Cover...1, 2....Jack gets his foot on the bottom rope! Unbelievable! MacCappington is livid! FFM grabs the referee by the collar and yells directly in his face. This allows Outback Jack enough time to get to his feet and connect with a neck breaker. MacCappington struggles back to his feet and is nailed with the BOOMERANG! The crowd goes wild and Jack immediately follows up with the CROC HUNTER!! MacCappington is in a world of hurt as he frantically tries to reach for the ropes. Outback Jack locks on the hold as tight as he can as MacCappington inches his way toward the ropes. MacCappington lunges toward the ropes but Jack pulls back at the same moment and MacCappington's hand just barely misses the rope. It looks as if MacCappington will have to tap out, but with one last desperation lunge he makes it to the ropes. Jack is forced to release the hold and both men look completely spent. Both MacCappington and Jack use the ropes to pull themselves to their feet and begin to trade wild punches. It doesn't look like any of those punches have much behind them at this point. Both men bounce off the ropes and charge at each other, hitting each other with a clothesline. Neither man falls to the ground but they both stagger backwards and clutch the ropes for support. MacCappington charges and attempts another clothesline, but Outback Jack ducks. Jack turns around to take advantage and is met with a boot to the midsection. MacCappington plants Jack with a thunderous DDT. MacCappington considers going for the pin, but the looks at the turnbuckle. He slowly climbs to the top, looks down at Outback Jack, and goes for THE SPIRIT OF PACIFIC HEIGHTS!! Jack manages to roll away milliseconds before MacCappington comes crashing down to earth. Jack reacts quickly and locks in the CROC WRANGLER! MacCappington is stuck in the middle of the ring and doesn't seem to have much left. He tries to fight it for a moment but eventually he has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER in 24:15 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Outback Jack
STANK vs. DONOVAN VIPER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThis match will be for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. The Champ, Stank, is introduced first, oddly; as the big man strolls down the ramp to the ring. He steps into the ring, nods to Sterling Glaw, and heads over to the far side of the ring near the timekeeper and is motioning for a microphone. With Rage Against the Machine still blasting through the PA, Stank taps the microphone twice. He opens his mouth to speak and….DONOVAN VIPER AND HIS CHAIN-ASSISTED DEATH ELBOW POPS OUT! Viper blasts Stank in the jaw, felling the Champ. Glaw looks on in amazement before getting his bearings, and then screams across the ring “TAKE OFF THE CHAIN!” Viper complies and leaves it in the corner. That’s good enough for Glaw, who calls for the bell…and WE’RE UNDERWAY! Viper wastes no time jumping on the already bleeding Stank; peppering him with lefts, rights and chops, and eventually that leads to a rope choke which Glaw forcefully breaks at 4. Viper turns and demonstrably argues with Glaw, and in the meantime Stank gets to his feet, and the Champ is SERIOUSLY pissed off. Clubbing blow to the back of the head drops Donnie to his knees. More lefts and rights to the back of the head make Viper loopy and he falls face-first to the mat. The now-bloody Stank picks up Viper, lifts him over his head, and hits a HUGE Sit-out Powerbomb, and HANGS ON. Uh-oh. This could be…Stank picks Viper up again and hits ANOTHER HUGE Sit-out Powerbomb, and HANGS ON! He lifts Donnie up again, and yes, it’s the STANKBOMB as he releases on the 3rd Sit-out Powerbomb. Viper bumps and flies halfway across the ring, as the crowd gets to their feet. Stank motions and poses for the crowd as they eat it up; meanwhile, a nearly dead Viper just HAPPENS to have landed in the same corner as his chain. Stank surveys the situation, and gets a huge grin on his face. He pulls Donnie to his feet, shoves him into the corner, and as he rebounds back a couple steps, The Champ catches him and LOCKS ON THE SOUTHERN COMFORT! It looks BAD for Donnie. If nothing else; the searing pain seems to have woken Viper up from his unconscious slumber. He starts to scream out in pain as Glaw slides in checking for Viper’s inevitable tap-out. Stank is beaming from ear-to-ear as the end certainly is nigh for Donnie. But Viper, the former Champ himself, digs really deep, takes a huge breath and POWERS the BIG MAN UP while he’s still on Donnie’s back. Viper manages to get his right leg straightened out, but not his left; and the huge Stank eventually loses his balance and falls RIGHT ON STERLING GLAW! REF BUMP~! Stank tumbles to the mat and lets go as Viper rolls to the other side of the ring to collect himself. Stank looks quickly in on Glaw, and looks up just in time to eat ANOTHER CHAIN ASSISTED DEATH ELBOW! An exhausted Viper hooks the leg and Cover……….And nothing happens because Glaw is unconscious. Viper realizes his predicament and lets go; calling for a ref from the back. Mel Creech comes running down the ramp shoving some money into his pocket. He quickly slides in. Donnie goes back and hooks the leg, Cover, QUICK COUNT: 1, 2, NO! Stank kicks out and kicks out HARD sending Viper flying and landing right on Mel Creech! REF BUMP~! Viper checks on Creech while ignoring Stank; who has rolled out of the ring, snagged a chair and is back in. Davis Hightower is FLYING down to the ring. Stank turns his back to Donnie as he takes a HUGE wind up and SWINGS…and DRILLS DAVIS HIGHTOWER IN THE DOME! REF BUMP~! Stank looks on in shock as he never saw Hightower, and nor does he see Donnie Viper. Viper, who has recovered somewhat, but is bleeding a little now, waits for The Champ to turn around and PASTES him with THE TRUSTY CHAIN using it as a whip. Stank crumples immediately as Viper connects with a couple more chain whips to the back. SCREWING down the ramp is Junior Hale, who catches Donnie’s arm mid-whip. He explains to Donnie that he’ll call for the bell if he whips him again. Behind them both, Stank has gotten to his feet again with the now-dented chair. Viper apparently has a 6th sense however, and when Stank winds up again, he throws Hale into the path of the oncoming chair! REF BUMP~! This time, Stank ignores the ref and grabs Viper by the waist. He hauls him up and STANK-U ON THE DENTED STEEL CHAIR! He hooks the leg and Cover… Nothing… Angelo Barros jogs down the ramp and surveys the carnage before sliding in. He starts a COUNT! 1, 2, NO! Donnie pulled Barros’ face down HARD onto the STEEL CHAIR REMNANTS! REF BUMP~! An incensed Champ gets up quickly; heaves Donnie up on his shoulders, and MILITARY PRESS SLAMS Viper out of the ring, and ALL THE WAY TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, collapsing it~!
Russ: BAH GAWD~!
Stank slides out, having had enough of this happy horseshit, and grabs another chair. He calmly walks over to the prone (and possibly dead) Viper, and just starts to beat him repeatedly with the chair. After 5 or 6 solid shots; no one notices that Sterling Glaw has come-to, and crawled his way over to the far side of the ring near the timekeeper. Glaw calls for the bell just before re-collapsing on the mat.
WINNER - NO CONTEST in 14:48 – Stank retains OOWF World Championship
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