OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Semi-Finals
Live! From Contoocook, New Hampshire
SYB & SKURGE vs. THE BAY BRIDGE BOYZ w/Carl From FresnoAngelo Barros is YOUR referee!
SYB and Jinx start, Skurge watching intently. Lockup, struggle, Jinx pulls SYB quickly into a headlock. SYB flails a bit before Jinx shoots him to the ropes, then floors him with a shoulder block. Jinx stomps on SYB as he frantically crawls to the corner, reaching desperately for Skurge, who sneers at both of them and...... drops off the apron? Jinx laughs and drags SYB to the middle of the ring, but SYB hastily rolls back over for a
very sloppy inside cradle! 1, 2- Jinx rolls to one side, pinning SYB! 1, 2 - SYB rolls back into position! 1, 2, - Jinx breaks out. The two are back to their feet as SYB turns for his
corner, but Jinx has him by the back of his pants. Skurge rolls his eyes and climbs in to help but Barros backs him up. Jinx tags in Spazz, who lands a springboard leg drop before getting up and both of them stomp away. Skurge picks up Barros and puts him aside before charging after the BBB. They scatter, leaving SYB on his face. Barros orders "Mr. Skurge" back to his corner. Shaking his head, he drags SYB back to his corner to climb out for a tag. Spazz hops back in the ring and grabs one of SYB's arms. a tug-of-war ensues, Jinx getting in the ring to help. Carl sneaks over to Skurge's corner and throws a beer at him to distract him, which does get his attention. The BBB flatten SYB while Skurge chases Carl around a bit. SYB is getting mangled in there, but in his flailing (and vain attempts for Barros to break things up) SYB gets a boot into Jinx's manhood, causing him to crumple. SYB gets back to his feet and has Spazz in his face already. SYB punches Spazz in the chest. Spazz gives him a weird look. SYB then tries to pick up Spazz for a body slam but Spazz won't budge. Carl is on the floor laughing. SYB tries a couple more times before Skurge calls for him to tag out. Spazz shoves SYB into his own corner and Skurge tags in. He walks up to Spazz, scoops him up and slams him three times and turns back to SYB. "THAT'S how it's done!" When he turns back around Jinx is midair in a cross body, which Skurge almost casually catches and in one motion SLAMS JINX ON TOP OF SPAZZ! Crowd cheers in approval as Carl climbs up to protest. Skurge gives him a death stare and Carl is suddenly halfway up the ramp in a panic. Skurge then turns back around and picks up the other team. "Watch," he shouts to SYB as he slams Jinx and Spazz together. He then shows them to Barros, demanding to know who the legal man is. Barros stops to "eenie meenie miney moe" and the tag team points at each other. Skurge rolls his eyes again, scoops Jinx up in a gorilla press and throws him on the ramp for Carl to mop up. He then grabs Spazz and wraps him up in the EXECUTIONER! Spazz can't scream but flails haphazardly til he taps.
WINNERS in 6:25 - SYB and Skurge
After the match, SYB climbs back in the ring and poses next to Skurge. Skurge and SYB both call for mics
SYB: So that’s what winning feels like, huh?
Skurge: Indeed it is, sir. Get used to it. And it’s “eh?”.
SYB: Huh?
Skurge: No, “Eh?”.
SYB: Oh, I get it, eh?
Skurge: Better. Let’s go get a beer.
SYB: Sweet, as long as it’s not that Moosehead crap. Quick story. You know how in “Strange Brew” they found a mouse in that beer, eh? Well, they found a gerbil in Moosehead. True story. I wouldn’t lie...I...did your hear something?
Skurge: I don’t think they appreciate your humor...we got company, eh?
After the beating the two jobbers just sustained, the entire remaining roster of jobbers — a veritable jobber army — pours out of the back toward the ring. Apparently, they’ve had enough of being beaten down, and this latest occurrence was one too many. SYB and Skurge stand back-to-back in the ring as the jobbers attack one by one, evil-ninja-style. The fight soon gets out of hand, and the jobbers are forced to retreat before the combined skills of SYB and Skurge…
Skurge: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
SYB: It jumped up a notch.
Skurge: It did, didn’t it?
SYB: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Skurge: I saw that. You killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
SYB: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Skurge: SYB, I need to talk to you aboot that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
SYB: Take that, bitches!
Skurge: Um, yeah…Anyway, that’ll teach them to mess with IHOP.
SYB: Huh? Wait, I mean Eh?
Skurge: *sigh* IHOP. The International House of Punishment. We went over this. It’s what we’re calling our team.
SYB: Oh yeah. Sorry. All that fighting made me hungry.
Skurge: I could eat. Let’s go.FIRECHILD vs. DAMON WRATH vs. SEAMUS MCNASTYFirechild walks down the ramp, followed soon after by Damon Wrath. Seamus McNasty makes his way to the ring, then slides in. All three men stare each other down as the bell sounds. Damon Wrath charges at Firechild and gets him on the mat with a double leg take down. He pushes Fire away from him and follows up with some nice right hands. Fire is getting pounded on and Seamus decides that its time to get into the mix. He grabs Damon and pulls him up to his feet. He hits him with a right hand of his own, sending Damon stumbling backwards. Fire trips him up and he tumbles to the outside of the ring. Fire gets to his feet and starts exchanging blows with Seamus. Seamus gets the upper hand and whips him into the ropes. He knocks him down with a hard clothesline on the rebound. He stomps him, then picks him up and gives him a vertical suplex. Seamus stands up, but gets met with a stiff right kick to the side of the head by Damon. He follows up with a few more kicks, then tops it all off with a low dropkick to the face. Seamus falls to his back and Firechild gets up to fight Damon. He hits him with a spear, but Damon grabs him and picks him up for a power bomb. Fire reverses in mid-air and plants Damon with a DDT. Fire gets to his feet and gets hit with a forearm from behind. He turns around and gets blasted with a boot to the face by Seamus. Seamus pulls Fire to his feet and whips him into a corner. He runs at him and hits him with a clothesline, then sets him up on the top rope. But Damon runs in and nails Seamus with a heel kick to the back of the head. Seamus falls over and Damon climbs to the top with Fire. He gets him into superplex position, but gets hit across the back by Seamus. Seamus gets underneath Damon and locks his waist, then sends him to the mat with a power bomb. Fire gets suplexed to the mat by Damon and hits hard. Seamus gets to his feet and covers Damon. But Damon kicks out at 2. Seamus crawls over and covers Fire. But Fire also kicks out before the 3. Seamus pulls Fire to his feet and sends him into the ropes. On the rebound, Fire hits a running enziguri. He gets up and Damon runs at him. Fire jumps over him, then connects with a back flip kick to the top of Damon's head, sending him down and tumbling out of the ring. Fire runs towards the ropes and bounces off, then goes to fly over the ropes at Damon, but Seamus comes from out of nowhere and sends Fire to the mat with a hard lariat. He pulls him to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Fire bounces off and ducks a clothesline, then flies over the ropes and lands on Damon. Fire rolls back into the ring and gets met by Seamus, who pulls him to his feet and gives him a series of head butts. He gets him up for a suplex, holds him there for a while, then drops him to the mat. Damon slides back into the ring and runs at Seamus. Seamus stops him and picks him up for a power bomb, but Damon slides out and hits Seamus with a knee to the face. He bounces off the ropes and hits Seamus with a running knee lift, then sends him into the ropes with a dropkick. With Seamus leaning against the ropes, Damon jumps into the air and hits a spinning back kick to the jaw, sending Seamus over the ropes and to the outside. Damon gets hit from behind by Fire, who then gets him down with a reverse DDT. Fire calls for the finish and locks Damon in the D-Tuner. Damon crawls towards the ropes, but Fire holds him back enough that he can not quite reach them. Moments of build-up pass before Damon's hand comes down for the tap-out. But before it can hit the mat, Seamus reaches into the ring and holds onto Damon's arms, not letting him tap out. Fire doesn't notice what's happen, only realizes that Damon isn't tapping out. He releases the hold and Seamus ducks behind the ring apron. Fire pulls Damon to his feet and hits him with Wings of the Phoenix. Before he can go for the pin, Seamus slides into the ring and hits Fire with a Samoan drop. Fire hits the mat and rolls under the bottom rope, while Seamus crawls onto Damon and gets the 3.
WINNER in 12:48 - Seamus McNasty
CANADIAN DRAGON & RYAN HARDCORE vs. TEAM RABBXTFIRERyan Hardcore enters first, as always accompanied by Lauren Phoenix. Canadian Dragon enters next, looking a little upset about being thrown into this match. He and Ryan Hardcore stare at each other for a moment as they wait for their opponents. Team RabbxtFire enters and Rabbxt goes flipping all the way down the entrance ramp. Firewoman is a little more reserved in her entrance. Following behind them is Alexis Darling. Rabbxt and Fire discuss who is going to start, and it looks like it will be Rabbxt vs. Canadian Dragon to begin the match. The bell rings and both wrestlers begin to feel each other out. Dragon goes for a quick tie-up but Rabbxt ducks and rolls out of the way. Rabbxt starts mocking Canadian Dragon and ends up eating a dropkick that sends him sprawling. CD is quick to follow up and whips Rabbxt into the corner. Rabbxt counters by running up the turnbuckle and doing a back flip off of it, sailing over Dragon. Rabbxt looks pleased with himself and follows up with a neck breaker. Rabbxt tags Firewoman in and hits a STANDING CORKSCREW SENTON before heading to the ring apron. Firewoman keeps the momentum up with an OVERHEAD SUPLEX. She goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Dragon gets to his feet just in time to see Firewoman charging at him with a clothesline. He ducks just in time and hits a suplex of his own. Dragon gets to his feet first and is able to tag in Ryan Hardcore. Hardcore charges at Firewoman, but she sidesteps and Rabbxt pulls the top and middle ropes apart, sending Hardcore crashing to the outside. Dragon rushes into the ring and is met with a haymaker by Firewoman. Rabbxt uses the ref's distraction to hit a SHOOTING STAR PRESS from the apron onto Ryan Hardcore. Rabbxt slides Hardcore back into the ring as the referee sends Dragon back to his corner. Firewoman goes for the pin and again only gets a two count. She tags Rabbxt back in and the two of them whip Ryan Hardcore into the ropes. Firewoman boosts Rabbxt into the air and Rabbxt hits a beautiful looking MISSLE DROPKICK on Hardcore. Rabbxt tries to pick Hardcore up but gets raked in the face, allowing Hardcore to take the advantage. Hardcore lands a few closed fists and then delivers a HUGE BRAINBUSTER on Rabbxt in the middle of the ring. Hardcore makes the cover and 1, 2...Firewoman breaks up the pin. Hardcore picks up Rabbxt and tags in Canadian Dragon. Dragon springs off the ropes and hits a SPINNING DDT that sends Rabbxt back down to the mat. Dragon goes for the cover but Firewoman is distracting the referee. Dragon tries to get the referee's attention, which allows Rabbxt to nail Dragon with a LOW BLOW. The referee turns around a second later, having missed everything. Both Dragon and Rabbxt make their way to their respective corners and tag in their respective partners. As Rabbxt makes the tag he falls to the outside of the ring, near the apron. Firewoman and Hardcore charge at each other, both duck clotheslines, and then end up hitting each other with clotheslines on the bounce-back. They struggle to their feet as Rabbxt is still on the outside and Dragon is getting his wind back on the apron. Firewoman gains the advantage and looks like she's about to hit the FIREDRIVER but Canadian Dragon tags himself in. Firewoman tosses Hardcore over the top rope and goes toe to toe with Canadian Dragon. The two look like an even match. Dragon hits Firewoman with a suplex, and then Firewoman gets up and hits one of her own. The two continue trading blows back and forth, each trying to gain an advantage on the other. Meanwhile, on the outside, it seems that both Ryan Hardcore and Rabbxt are digging under the ring apron, on opposite sides of course. Back inside the ring Dragon hits a sunset flip, but Firewoman rolls through it and gets back to her feet. These two are going right at each other. Suddenly, both Rabbxt and Ryan Hardcore pop up from under the apron and charge into the ring. Hardcore has a STEEL CHAIR and Rabbxt has a FLUORESCENT LIGHT TUBE! They charge at each other and land wicked shots on each other. Both Rabbxt and Hardcore go down in a heap. The referee has no choice but to waive the match off.
WINNER - NO CONTEST in 13:08
MIDNIGHT SUNS vs. THE NERVE AGENT & BLITZTNA and Blitz come roaring out of the blocks, kicking this one off with stereo dropkicks. Four man pier six brawl~! DH and Spin start to get the upper hand, and try to whip their opponents into each other, but TNA and Blitz link arms and slingshot themselves around to hit another pair of dropkicks. The impact only slightly staggers the two bigger men, however, so the high-flyers kip up, exchange a glance, and them stomp on their opponents' feet. That sets both larger men hopping, and then a THIRD pair of dropkicks sends both Hansen and Magnusson out of the ring. TNA and Blitz each dash across the ring and LAUNCH themselves through the top and middle ropes: TNA crashes into Spin, Blitz into DH. All four men are down on the outside! Slowly, Nerve Agent and Blitz get to their feet. They look at their two opponents as the ref yells for them to come back inside, lay the boots into Spin for a few seconds, then pull Magnusson to his feet. Working together, they lift him up and roll him inside. Blitz follows him in while TNA takes up a spot at the corner. Hansen is still down. A series of quick tags follows as the two men work over a still woozy DH, but every time either of them goes for a pin he manages to roll a shoulder. The pair start to get frustrated, and when that leads to a miscommunication in the corner, as both men think the other has DH locked up, Magnusson finally manages to get in some offense. He rams Blitz back into the turnbuckle, and Blitz's arm whips back to crack TNA in the jaw. Nerve tumbles off the apron. DH leg sweeps Blitz out of the corner, rolls to his feet, and staggers to his own corner ... but Hansen isn't there to make the tag. Magnusson slumps against the ropes, shaking his head in an attempt to clear it, as TNA hops back onto the apron and bickers with his partner about whose fault it was. Belatedly they notice DH is alone, and both men begin to make their way across the ring. Magnusson crouches, like a bear at bay before wolves. And then both of his opponents pause, their expectant expressions changing to ones of worry. A big, meaty hand slaps Magnusson's shoulder, and Spin Hansen finally hits the ring! TNA and Blitz charge, but a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE knocks both men from their feet. Hansen is a house afire, leveling his opponents with punch after punch as they keep clambering to their feet and charging at him dumb ninja style. Eventually they get on the same page and look set to double-team him, which is when the ref finally remembers that there are only supposed to be two men in the ring and makes TNA go back to the apron. Spin spends the next couple of minutes MANHANDLING Blitz with punches and then a flurry of head butts. Once Blitz seems softened up enough, Hansen punches TNA in the face to knock him off the apron, head butts Blitz once more for good measure, and looks for Spinal Justice. At the last second, the smaller man slips out, but this time he's the one with no-one to tag out to. He turns around and eats a punch to the gut and a haymaker to the back of the head, then Hansen whips him hard into the corner near Magnusson and body splashes him Abyss-style. Blitz may be dead. Tag to DH. Hansen hits the Powerbomb~! Magnusson hits the Fist Drop~! This one is over.
WINNERS BY PINFALL IN 14:33 – THE MIDNIGHT SONS
ERIC O’MAC vs. ALEXANDER DARLING“The E”, Eric O’ Mac comes down the ramp to the RAW theme song, to the boos of the Contoocook crowd. He points at himself and basically tells everyone how awesome he is. He climbs into the ring, tosses his sunglasses into the crowd, and does the “Orton Douchebag” pose on one of the turnbuckles. The house lights go out and a single strobe light bounces through the arena. “There can be only one” is heard, and The Darlings appear at the top of the ramp as the boos intensify. The drums to “Prelude 12/21” finishes as the blue light hits Darling. He and Alexis finally march to the ring to “Princes of the Universe”. Alexander and Alexis share a quick kiss before Alexander gets into the ring, tossing his “Booyah, Bitch” shirt into the crowd. Both competitors start talking some SERIOUS trash across the ring from one another. It starts to intensify with finger-pointing and creeping toward one another. Neither of them even notices that Angelo Barros has called for the bell…and WE’RE UNDERWAY! Darling and E finally get nose to nose; and there are all sorts of “Yo Mama” trash being spewed. Finally, they are audibly screaming at one another, and the crowd shuts up to finally listen. Eric O’Mac takes a second to smirk, and then SLAPS the taste out of Darling’s mouth with a SLAP OF DISRESPECT! The E seems to be pretty pleased with himself as he poses for the crowd. Darling, after selling the jaw rub, DRILLS Eric O’Mac with a Running Double Axe-Handle. O’Mac falls to his knees, and Darling drills him with a couple of STIFF kicks to the back of the head. The E falls on his face, so Darling looks to take advantage early and tries to lock in a DARLING MONEY CLIP, but The E manages to kick him away. O’Mac staggers to his feet rubbing the back of his head near the ropes, where out of the corner of his eye, he spots Alexander charging at him. LOW BRIDGE! Darling tumbles to the floor and Alexis is quickly on him, checking to see if he’s ok. The E takes this opportunity to do the Sports Entertainment Point to the Head and the Douchebag Pose; to the disapproval of the crowd. Alexander shoos Alexis away finally as he tries to clear the cobwebs. The E, done posing for now, takes notice and SLINGSHOT PLANCHAS over the top rope and onto Darling. The crowd does its level best not to cheer, but that was pretty sweet. Eric lands a couple of Over-the-Top European Uppercuts before bundling Darling back into the ring. The E turns to the crowd for yet another Douchebag Pose (because it got such a great response the first couple times). Booing ensues, and no one seems to notice Alexander, recovered, landing a picture-perfect Baseball Slide to the back of O’Mac’s head. Now Darling pulls up O’Mac by the hair, and lands a couple of quick, HHH right hands on The E’s forehead. He lets go, and backs up a step, looks directly into The E’s eyes, and delivers a SLAP OF DISRESPECT of his own. O’Mac oversells the crap out of this and ends up 10 feet away on the ground. Alexander checks into the ring to break the count, and heads back to the outside. The E has recovered some and Darling eats a SPEAR for his trouble. A quick Douchebag Pose this time for the E, before rolling Alexander back in. O’Mac follows, and immediately locks on a CHINLOCK! Crowd throws shit into the ring as they boo this decision by The E. Darling, after 2 or 3 minutes, manages to power up and get to a “vertical base”. He shoves O’Mac off of him and runs the ropes, only to eat a BIG BOOT! The E points at the prone Darling. He says “YOU” but the crowd says “BOO”. Nonchalantly, O’Mac puts a foot on Alexander’s chest and flexes, screaming “C’MON BABY!!!!!” Barros doesn’t even need to slide in, as the “C’Mon Baby” cover doesn’t even net a 1 count. O’Mac pulls Darling up by his hair once again, and throws him to the ropes…KICK-WHAM-STUNNER! The E quickly covers as Barros slides in, Cover: 1, 2, NO! Darling kicks out in plenty of time, but is hurting a bit. The E pulls Alexander up by his hair again and locks on…A Full Nelson? Wait, no. THE MASTERLOCK! Nobody breaks The Masterlock after all. O’Mac is screaming things like “TAP!” and “ASK HIM!” in the direction of Barros, who’s trying his level best not to laugh. Darling, ever-thinking, and trying to figure out the best way to break the hold, QUICKLY drops to his knees and tucks in for a forward roll causing O’Mac to BACKSLIDE his shoulders into the mat! Cover: 1, 2, NO! The E barely manages to let go of the full nelson before he was pinned. The E has a look of sheer SHOCK on his face as he ends up on the opposite side of the ring from Darling. Alexander Darling is HEATED and obviously thinks The E isn’t taking him seriously. He clearly says “Don’t bring that weak shit here!” They charge each other and lock up, neither man getting the immediate advantage. Darling manages to shove The E off of him, and O’Mac counters with the GRECO-ROMAN THUMB TO THE EYE! O’Mac works quickly and takes Darling into a Front Facelock, raising his hand high into the air. TWIST OF FATE! Cover: 1, 2, NO! The E clearly can’t believe Darling kicked out. He runs the ropes and does the KOFI KINGSTON DANCE AND DOUBLE LEG DROP! Cover: 1, 2, NO! The E slaps the mat telling Barros it was 3 when it clearly wasn’t. The E looks down, stands up and kicks Darling’s arms to his sides. O’Mac tosses his elbow pad into the crowd! The crowd, for the first time, isn’t booing, and seems…electrified as they get to their feet. The E swings his arms back and forth, running the ropes…then the opposite ropes…and then, THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW! Cover: 1, NO! Didn’t even get 2. O’Mac, operating in a state of shock, does the next thing that comes to mind and stands up. He bends over Darling and waves his hand in front of his face. The crowd chants “You’re a Poser”, in time with the hand wave; although I don’t think it was the chant The E was expecting. He runs the ropes, dusts his shoulder off, and 5-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Cover: 1, 2, NO! O’Mac has clearly lost it, and goes after Referee Barros; screaming at him that it was 3, doing the universal “slap my hands together 3 times”. As their backs are turned, Darling is stirring and he does a ZOMBIE SIT-UP! The crowd laughs their collective asses off, considering what they’ve witnessed so far. Darling gestures to Alexis, somehow conveying the message that he wants her to hop on the apron and distract the referee. She obliges, and just as The E turns around, he eats a GRECO-ROMAN NUTSACK UPPERCUT! Ow. While doubled over, Darling works quickly into a DDT! Barros has come back to the match just in time to see the Cover: 1, 2, NO! Wasting no time, Alexander goes to lock on DEATH BY DARLING! He’s got it locked, and O’Mac is in BIG-TIME trouble in the center of the ring. Just then, Seamus McNasty and The Dead have made their way out to ringside; McNasty carrying a chair. The fuck? McNasty Hops on the apron. Barros no likey guy with a chair on the apron, so he goes to investigate. This gives The Dead ample time to put his brass knucks on, slip into the ring, drill Darling in the temple (because of the faceplate) and go on about his merry way. McNasty drops the chair, and heads to the back. The Dead decides to use the left behind chair, and grab himself a front row seat. Both men are out in the ring, and Alexander is bleeding from the temple. Barros starts the count. The E is up first at 7, followed pretty closely by Darling. The two get near each other and start to trade haymakers. Alexander eventually gets the best of the exchange, and clotheslines O’Mac out of the ring toward the ramp. The Dead starts to get up from his chair, when Davin Moreland comes charging down the ramp and delivers a vicious REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! He stares down both The E and Darling, folds the now dented chair, tosses it in their general direction in a non-threatening way, and nods to both. Then he makes the “I have the belt” sign (Like Me Wanty the belt, but while actually wearing the belt), picks The Dead up by his hair, and pummels him up the ramp and to the back. In the melee, Alexis has gotten in the ring, forcing Barros to admonish her. Darling gets to the chair first, and PASTES O’Mac over the head with it, busting open a nice gash. Darling puts up the now chair remnants, and heads back over to The E to do some more damage; but The E catches Alexander with a Drop Toe Hold Face First into the Mat. Good thing for the faceplate, but that still hurts. O’Mac groggily gets to his feet and smashes Darling into the mat a couple times before tossing him into the STEEL STEPS. Alexis in the ring hears the noise, and scoots out looking to help her dear brother. Barros focuses (finally) back on the two in combat, and starts a count. He’s at 3 when O’Mac runs Darling HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Alexis makes her way over and shields her brother from The E, who winks at her and gets into the ring breaking the count. Alexis and Alexander are strategizing when Barros starts a new count on Alexander. He gets to the apron at 7, admonishing Barros to back O’Mac off. O’Mac doesn’t approve of that plan, and takes him in THE HARD WAY with a DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX. O’Mac eschews the cover and heads to the top. He signals for the EMAC ATTACK, takes off and EATS CANVAS as Darling rolls out of the way. Both men are down, and Barros starts another count. Both men are exhausted and bloodied, but Darling manages to get up at 8. With O’Mac still on his back, Alexander stands on top…CURBSTOMP! Quickly into the Cover: 1, 2, NO! The E just kicks out. Already on the mat, Darling realizes O’Mac is in perfect position for the DARLING VICE! O’Mac is in TROUBLE. Barros slides in asking O’Mac if he wants to tap. O’Mac declines and manages to edge his way over to the ropes for a break, but O’Mac is still in bad shape. Darling is annoyed, but bounces up quickly, picks up O’Mac; BRAINBUSTAH~! ~! He picks him up again…EMERALD FROSION...No cover again; he picks him up and heads to the top rope…DEAL BREAKER! That has GOT to be it. Alexander recovers enough for the Cover: 1, 2, Th…NO! How did he kick out? Darling is just sitting dumbfounded in the middle of the ring that this match is continuing. Darling gets his senses and picks O’Mac up AGAIN. He sets up for the DARLING DRIVER, and he…NO! O’Mac reversed into a TORNADO DDT! Crowd is forced to chant about how awesome that was. Both men down, Darling up at 8. He picks up O’Mac, tosses him to the ropes, catch and release BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. He quickly charges up the nearest turnbuckle. MOONSAULT! And he crashes and burns. O’Mac is FINALLY back to his feet, and looks to pick up the pace. He runs the ropes and connects with a WICKED CLOTHESLINE. He runs the ropes again SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! Cover: 1, 2, NO! He picks up the woozy Darling and sets up for a JERICHO DOUBLE POWERBOMB; but Darling is able to slip down. SUNSET FLIP! 1, 2, NO! SMALL PACKAGE REVERSAL! 1, 2, NO! Both men peel off and head to neutral corners collecting their thoughts. O’Mac and Darling appear to look for a lock up, but at the last second; O’Mac assaults Darling with CHOPS! Irish whip into the turnbuckle. O’Mac follows in and eats boot. Darling climbs the second rope, and hits a DIAMOND CUTTER, but didn’t really get all of it. He crawls back to O’Mac. Cover: 1, 2, NO! Both men gather themselves to their feet and it’s SLOBBERKNOCKER TIME! Wild Haymakers from both connect, opening up their respective gashes some more. Finally, Darling throws a curveball at O’Mac, and drills him with a WICKED LEFT HOOK from nowhere, sending O’Mac tumbling. Darling runs the ropes charging at O’Mac, who’s up against the ropes. LOW BRIDGE! Now O’Mac is up, and this time, instead of posing, he runs the far ropes and dives out the other side, NO-HANDS SUICIDE PLANCHA and it connects! Both men are hurt, but the brawl continues around ringside near the announce area. Darling quickly grabs a chair, and SWINGS, but just as its coming around, O’Mac unleashes a HUGE DROP KICK onto the chair, sending Darling flying. O’Mac grabs his OWN chair, hops the apron and flies, VAN DAMINATOR! Alexis comes around to check in on the situation, and this time O’Mac cuts her off. No one sees Darling get back up, and NO one sees him with a RINGBELL but EVERYONE sees him drill O’Mac in the head with it. Darling retreats to the chair area, and starts tossing sundry items into the ring. Chairs, the Ring bell, a bat, a trash can lid, a trash can, a piece of rebar, a barbed wire 2x4, among others. Barros is trying to get everything out of the ring, as Darling goes to get O’Mac IN the ring. He does and slides in right after; grabbing the trash can lid; and sending it over O’Mac’s head. A Cookie Sheet gets the same treatment. Darling runs the ropes, trash can in hand, and just as he is about to splash the trash can on O’Mac, O’Mac apparently grabbed the rebar. REBAR LOW BLOW! Yikes. Both men reach for the next available item; barbed wire bat for Darling, Chair for O’Mac. Crowd is absolutely ballistic with cheering at these two hated figures. As they simultaneously swing at one another, Barros turns around. Of course, we can’t have this in a proper wrestling match, so Barros calls for the bell to throw this one out.
WINNER in 22:57 – NO CONTEST!
The bell doesn’t stop these two however, as they are both swinging for all they’re worth. Finally after about the 4th swing; O’Mac switches gears and lands a STIFF STANDING ENZUGURI instead. That might have knocked Darling out. Just as O’Mac goes to finish him off; Alexis out of NOWHERE lands a WICKED BAT SHOT to the back of the head, knocking him out. Alexis runs over to check on her brother.
OOWF Invitational Semi-Finals[/u]
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CAPELLANMoose comes to the ring first and rolls into the ring and slumps into the corner and waits for Capellan. Cap’s music hits and he sprints to the ring and springs over the top rope, and immediately turns to keep an eye on Moose. Capellan comes to the center of the ring and gets the instructions from the referee. Moose methodically pulls himself out of the corner and gets to his feet and walks slowly to the center of the ring. The referee calls for the bell and Moose and Cap slowly circle. Cap moves in to lock up and Moose immediately rakes the eyes. As Capellan staggers away Moose nails him with several clubbing shots to the back of the head sending him into the corner. Moose grins as he traps Cap in the corner and blisters him with several chops to the chest. Capellan gets a burst of adrenaline and switches positions with Moose and goes to hammer him with shots to the head, but Moose ducks between the ropes and forces the referee to back Capellan away. Moose slowly comes back to the middle of the ring and the two lock up again and Capellan grabs an arm wringer, but Moose sends him to his knees with a straight right to the mouth that draws a warning from the referee. Moose grabs Capellan by the back of the head and rakes his laces right across Cap’s eyes getting another warning from the ref. Jack laughs as Cap crawls away toward the ropes, Jack hits the ropes and charges across the ring and catches Cap with a knee to the ribs that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Moose follows Cap to the floor and sends him into the stairs, Cap tries to leap the stairs, but he knee clips the side of the stairs right on the knee cap, upending him and sending him to the floor hard. Cap writhes in pain on the outside and grabs his knee. Moose slowly stalks Capellan on the outside, and grabs him and pulls him to his feet, but Cap can put no weight on his knee. Jack runs Capellan face first into the ring post, opening a nasty gash on his forehead. Moose rolls Cap into the ring and takes his time coming in and gives a lackadaisical pin attempt for a two count before Cap grabs Moose and rolls him backward into a crucifix for a two count. Moose kicks out and immediately drives a knee into the side of Cap’s head keeping him on the mat. Moose pulls Capellan to the corner and leaves the ring and slams the side of Capellan’s knee into the ring post, then locks him in a post figure four. Capellan screams in pain and Moose grins at inflicting so much suffering. The referee gets to five and demands that Moose break the hold and nearly disqualifies him, but Moose finally releases the move. Jack slowly slides back into the ring and pulls Cap to the middle of the ring and grabs his legs for a figure four, but Cap grabs him and rolls him up in a small package for a two count. Moose springs to his feet and charges in, but Capellan spins on the mat and sweeps Moose’s feet from beneath him sending him crashing to the mat. Capellan wastes no time and hooks Moose in the rings of Saturn trying for a submission win. Moose grimaces in pain and works around the ring until he just gets his toe on the bottom rope forcing the break. Both men get to their feet, but Capellan still can’t put weight on his leg. He tries to block it from Moose, but Moose charges in and grabs his good leg sending Capellan right to the mat. Moose has both of Cap’s legs and snarls at the referee, then drops a knee right onto Cap’s jewels. Cap howls in agony and the referee checks on him. As the ref is distracted, Moose moves to the corner and removes the middle turnbuckle pad exposing the steel. Jack grabs Capellan and ties him up in the corner so Cap’s injured knee is draped right over the exposed metal. Moose gets a head of steam and charges into the corner, but Capellan frees himself and rolls into Moose’s way, Moose trips and slams face first into the steel! Capellan grabs Moose from behind and rolls him up, one, two, NO! Moose manages to kick out, but as Moose gets to his hands and knees, we see that he has been split wide open and blood is pouring from a wound on his head. Capellan gingerly gets to his feet and pulls Moose up and catches him with a European uppercut that rocks his head back, then whips Moose to the ropes and connects with a perfect drop kick to the mouth, but as soon as Cap hits the mat he grabs his knee in pain. Moose gets to one knee and wipes the blood from his face and grins. He pulls Capellan to his feet and backs him into the corner and hammers him with shots to the head, beating him down to the mat in the corner. Moose pulls him back up and hits a spinning chop to the neck that sends Cap to the mat. Moose covers, and gets a two count, but somehow Capellan kicks out. Moose screams at the referee, then pulls Cap to his feet again and whips him to the ropes and tries a knee to the midsection, but Cap flips over Moose’s knee and rolls him up for a two count, both men spin to their feet, but Moose catches Capellan and NAILS him with a heart punch. Capellan crumples to his knees gasping for breath. Moose pulls him to his feet and sets him up for a DDT, but before he hits it, Capellan spins out of it and grabs Moose in a backslide using just his good leg for leverage and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 25:28 – Capellan
After the match, Moose goes apeshit. As Cap gets to his feet, Moose levels him with a clothesline, then pulls him up and DESTROYS him with a pile driver. Moose slips out of the ring and grabs a chair and slips it on Cap’s knee, and PILMANIZES his knee! Capellan writhes in pain and officials flood the ring! Moose grabs the chair, chases off the officials and hammers at Cap’s knee a few more times before security comes in and wrestles Moose to the mat and escorts him to the back. Medical officials come in and check on Cap and he gets a stretcher ride to the back.
LD WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS COLEStare down to start and words are exchanged but no blows and they back off then go in for a stiff collar and elbow tie-up. Stalemate and the ref breaks. Again, and ANOTHER stalemate. One more time, and LDW shoots the leg for a takedown, but Cole reverses and they have a little chess match on the mat, and THAT goes to a stalemate. Williams casually rolls to the floor to restrategize and then back in. Another stiff lockup, and this time Cole grabs a headlock. and works the hell out of it, Williams scrambling for anyway to break it, but can't make the ropes or a suplex, and Cole takes him over to the mat. LDW gets a head scissors to finally free himself, but Cole bridges out and up and into a backslide, but LDW rolls out of that and then gets a jackknife rollup. Cole rolls thru that however and tries a Boston Crab, but Williams grabs the ropes. Back up and Williams goes tot he eyes in frustration and pounds the back and into a German suplex. Williams tries another, but Cole elbows back, gets a little momentum and dumps Williams to the floor. LDW is pissed now and stalls thru an 8 count before coming back to fight. More words and Williams slaps Cole. CC feigns retaliation, but just tackles him instead. Lefts and rights as Williams tries to cover up, and Cole drags him up and sends him to the corner. Cole slugs away there, then drags him out for a suplex. Running knee lift misses, but CC catches LDW on the rebound with a clothesline. Inverted atomic drop, and Cole sweeps the legs out. Catapult to the corner, but Williams lands on his feet and kicks CC in the face. Williams turns around for a double axe handle, but Cole catches him in the gut. Running knee lift again, but LDW hotshots him across the top rope, and Cole takes an awkward bump over and out to the floor. CC immediately grabs his head and is hurting. Williams follows out cautiously, and slowly goes on the assault. Cole's not putting up much resistance, so LDW amps up the intensity. Back in, and Williams locks in a front face lock to keep Cole grounded and disoriented. Cole makes an attempt to break it, so Williams drags him up and suplexes him out of his boots. And again. Then again. Modified dragon sleeper now, but Cole manages to get his feet to the ropes to break and rolls out to the apron. Suplex back in, but CC blocks and attempts to suplex Williams out. LDW blocks that and they slug it out. Cole finally gets a shoulder to the gut, but rather than sunset flip in, Cole snaps LDW's neck off the rope. Cole back in and stomps the knee, into a figure four, but Williams cradles him for two. Back up, and Cole kicks the knee again. CC grabs it, but Williams takes his head off with an enziguri. LDW takes Cole's head and pounds it on the mat, then drops a few elbows for good measure. Over to the ropes and Williams chokes him out, then finishes it off with a sucker punch. Cole to his feet and LDW stalks him from behind and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head. Irish whip to the corner, but Cole reverses. CC with some back elbows, then climbs up for some punches. But Williams walks out of the corner and plants Cole's face on the turnbuckle. Schoolboy rollup gets two. STF~! But Cole's already in the ropes and the ref breaks. Williams drags Cole to the middle, but CC kicks him away, then drop toeholds him down into the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF~! LDW is dead center and is in trouble, but he manages to grab CC's leg to break the hold. Williams shoots right over to the STF, but Cole gets his arm in the way so LDW can't cinch it in, and Cole fights to the ropes. Up and Williams charges and they knock heads and Cole falls out to the floor. Williams staggers out and decks Cole from behind. Williams grabs him for a pile driver on the floor, but Cole backdrops out and Williams' leg goes right off the ring steps. Cole slams the leg off the steps a few times, then picks up Williams and drives his knee into the post. Back in, and Cole stays on the assault. They end up in the corner and Cole slugs away and won't break and the ref forces a break. As Cole turns away, Williams grabs his hair and pulls his head straight back and to the mat. LDW pulls him up for the DDT, but Cole drives him back to the corner. And again. Tiger suplex, but Cole bridges and can't hold it, appearing to have lost his bearings. Cole to his feet and he uses the ropes for balance. Williams to his feet and Cole nails him with a high knee. Butterfly suplex is a negative though, and Williams backdrops him straight over into a pin. One, two, but Cole bridges up... and can't do it again and collapses. One, two, and Cole just kicks out instead. Williams goes straight for the STF and locks it in. Cole's in trouble but manages to shift his weight to alleviate some of the leverage, and gets a hand to the ropes. LDW stays on him, stomping the back of the head. Williams pulls him up and tries the DDT again, but this time Cole shoves him off to the ropes and catches him for the HEADLINER on the rebound. But Cole loses his balance again, and Williams reverses to his own. But LDW's leg buckles and Cole falls on top of him. Cole hooks a leg, and one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 50:30: CHRIS COLE
DAVIN MORELAND vs. THE DEAD – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchMoreland enters first and stands in the ring cradling the Onslaught title belt. The Dead comes out afterwards and does not acknowledge the crowd one bit as he strides down to the ring, rolls in and gets straight on Moreland's face. Moreland waves the title in his face, and Dead asks the referee for a microphone. He look about to say something, but just pastes Moreland in the face with it, washing then entire arena in some nasty feedback. Moreland staggers back, busted open hard way from the blow from the mike. The ref signals for the bell to be rung as Dead follows up with a few more stiff shots from the mike, opening up a considerable gash on Moreland's head. The Dead drops the mike, and backs off a bit, grinning heelishly and goes to Close the Casket on Moreland. However, Moreland isn't that easy to put away and grabs the Dead's foot as it homes in. the Dead goes for an enziguri, but Moreland grabs that as well and falls backward, sending the Dead over the top rope with a wheelbarrrow toss. Moreland lies in the ring and dabs at his head wound, which is bleeding heavily, as the Dead staggers to his feet at ringside. Moreland is getting to his feet as the Dead drags himself upright by the ring apron, sees Davin's feet and grabs them , and half drags him out of the ring, one leg on either side of the turnbuckle post. Moreland tries to drag away, but Dead uses all his weight to smash Moreland's left leg against the steel. Davin howls in pain, and the Dead slaps on a ring post assisted figure four! The referee grabs the blood soaked microphone and asks Davin if he quits, but Moreland howls and spits blood into the referee's face! The Dead holds on, but realizes Davin won't quit here, loosens the hold and takes stock. Moreland slumps, clearly in pain but as the Dead tries to smash his leg against the ring post again, Davin presses up and lunges forward, smashing Dead's face off the cold, unforgiving steel of the turnbuckle. Both men go down, with Dead stirring first at ringside. Davin drags himself upright using the ring post, and sees Dead starting to rummage under the ring. Moreland doesn't think twice and launches himself over the top rope with a plancha. He crashes to earth via the Dead's body and both men sprawl at ringside. Moreland is the first man up, and shakes out his leg and runs his hand over his head, and sees the blood flowing - then turns his attention to the Dead. The Dead is pulling himself up using the barricade, and Moreland charges him and although his leg gives out midway, he takes the Dead over the barricade with a Cactus clothesline! Both men sprawl into the crowd, although this time, the Dead is first to his feet, and he takes to his heels, with Moreland in pursuit. They brawl their way through the crowd, up a flight of stairs. past a TV camera position, where Moreland claims some cabling, and wraps it around the Dead's neck, and drags him about the stairs. the Dead's Misfits t-shirt is ripped ragged and nasty weals start showing on his back, and Moreland drags him to a concession stand and with the cable still wrapped around his throat, nails him with a German suplex through the concession stand! Moreland demands the mike from the referee who has followed them up there, and asks the Dead if he quits. Dead screams expletives into the mike, debating the matrimonial happiness of Moreland's parents as well as the nature of his relationship with his sister and dog. Moreland just starts smashing the mike into the Dead's teeth, causing a whole lot of blood, while continuing to wrench back on the arm bar. Dead wriggles to one side, and kicks out, hitting the wall and topples both men down a flight of stairs to a balcony. Moreland hits his head nasty on the wall and lays prone as the Dead gets to his feet. Dead looks down and sees a sound desk, and bodily hefts Moreland's dead weight so he is propped against the safety wall and steps back to nail Moreland over the wall with the CIC. However, Moreland again grabs his foot and head butts Dead, so he sways unsteadily. Moreland takes a run up and nails the Dead with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER over the wall and a fifteen foot drop onto the sound desk below. The HOLY SHIT chant erupts around the arena as both men are NOT moving. The referee looks over the wall and sees both men are out cold, and calls for the bell while making a REALLY obvious X sign towards the gorilla position.
WINNER in 12:18 is a NO CONTEST
A horde of EMTs appear and swarm over Moreland and the Dead's prone forms, neither man moves an inch until the last seconds of a prolonged camera feed, where Moreland feebly clutches the Onslaught title to his chest when the referee places it over his body...
DEFENESTRATORS vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchBoth teams hit the ring. General Manager the Rick appears on the ramp and declares that no OOWF superstar will be permitted at ringside during the match. Barros calls for the bell. Phantos begins with Voltage. Voltage traps Phantos in an arm bar and Phantos gets to the ropes. Voltage peppers Phantos with a series of chops and left hands. Phantos is thrown into the ropes and hit with a spinning heel kick. Voltage hits a Samoan drop. Michinoku Driver! Voltage covers. 1..2..Phantos gets a shoulder up JUST in time. Voltage sets Phantos up on the turnbuckle for a Power Surge. Voltage runs up, and is met with a kick to the chin! Phantos somersaults off the turnbuckles and tags in Lucios.
Lucios is in and immediately takes charge. He pounds Voltage with forearms and hits a Gorilla Press Slam. Slingshot Suplex, Gordbuster, and then Lucios stalks Voltage, nailing him with a spear that knocks him through the ropes and to the arena floor. Ecosystem helps his partner back to the ring, and Lucios goes back to work. He sets Voltage up top for a muscle buster, but Voltage shimmies down Lucios’ back and makes the tag. Ecosystem charges in and is met with a big boot. Scoop slam, and Lucios tags Phantos. Phantos goes up top. WHASSUUUP Dive!! Ecosystem writhers in pain as Phantos soaks in the crowd’s approval. Phantos hits a standing moonsault and then follows up with a springboard moonsault. He drags Ecosystem to his feet and throws him into the ropes. A dropkick floors Ecosystem. As Ecosystem gets to his feet, a second dropkick knocks him back down. Phantos makes the tag; whips Ecosystem into the ropes, and the masked men hit the DOUBLE DROPKICK! Lucios covers Ecosystem. 1...2... Two hooded men appear out of nowhere and pull Referee Barros out of the ring. One man takes his hood off. It’s Attitude Adjuster!! The second man grabs Barros, drags him to the announce table... ADRENALINE RUSH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Phantos and Lucios chase The Heels into the crowd. Barros is unconscious! Suddenly, F. Fonzworth MacCappington III is seen pushing a large cart to ringside, covered with a tarp. Lucios appears behind him and throws FFMac into the ring steps head first. Phantos materializes and follows up with a steel chair to FFMac’s skull. Voltage and Ecosystem join the melee and all HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!! Chairs, belts, ring steps, cables, anything that could be used as a weapon is. Lucios sends Voltage through a table on one side of the ring while Ecosystem peppers Phantos with chair shots. Ecosystem removes the tarp off the cart and reveals 6 windows! Ecosystem sets 3 of the windows up outside the ring and attempts to throw Phantos through them. Lucios is over and blocks him. Phantos pounds Ecosystem as Lucios sets the other 3 windows up and grabs Voltage. Dual TRIPLE DEFENSTRATIONS!!! Phantos drags Voltage back into the ring. Referee Junior Hale is running to ringside! Phantos climbs the ropes. SUICIDE LEGDROP! He covers Voltage. Hale drops down 1…2…3!!!!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!!! The ring announcer makes the proclamation and the crowd goes absolutely nuts! Confetti and balloons rain down from the ceiling, covering the ring. Davin Moreland, Cori, Shelly and Kelly all join the celebrations. Hale hands the new champs their belts. Outside the ring, Angelo Barros is getting to his feet. He calls Hale over to the ring announcers’ position and they begin a HEATED argument. Barros points in Hale’s face. Hale SLAPS Barros’ hand away. Barros steps back KICK WHAM STUNNER! Hale flops on the concrete floor. Barros talks to the ring announcer and her voice is heard across the arena speakers
RA: “Ladies and gentlemen. Referee Angelo Barros has reversed the decision. Due to outside interference Ecosystem and Voltage have been disqualified. The winners of the match, Phantos and Lucios! According to OOWF rules, due to the disqualification, The Defenstrators retain the World Tag Team Titles.”
The crowd choruses boos so loud Russ and Razz can’t be heard by the TV audience. Lucios climbs out if the ring and confronts Barros. Suddenly, Lucios grabs Barros and slams him into the ring post. Phantos tries to pull Lucios back, and gets tossed to the ground. The crowd cheers Loudly! Lucios grabs Barros and delivers a BORDER TOSS into the guard railing. The crowd goes eerily silent after watching Lucios hitting a SECOND Border Toss. Davin sends the girls to the back and he and Phantos try and restrain Lucios. Lucios breaks free and hurls Barros into the ring steps. Davin spins Lucios around and they go nose to nose. Lucios is breathing so hard smoke can literally be seen coming out of his nostrils. Phantos is able to talk his partner down and they leave the ringside area, with the live crowd and Russ and Razz in stunned silence.
STANK & OUTBACK JACK vs. DONOVAN VIPER & F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON III Donovan Viper and F. Fonzworth MacCappington III are accompanied to the stage by the rest of L.O.A.D.E.D. They pose to the jeers of the crowd, and then the rest of the stable returns backstage as Viper and MacCappington head to the ring, stopping to exchange words with several ringside fans. Once they make it into the ring, the crowd erupts as World Champion Stank and Intercontinental Champion Outback Jack make their way down the aisle. All four men go toe-to-toe and words are exchanged until referee Sterling Glaw manages to separate them. He takes the belts, sends Stank and FFMC to their corners and calls for the bell. Viper and OBJ lock up, and OBJ gets the advantage, pushing Viper backwards. Viper suddenly drops to the mat and snaps OBJ over with an arm drag. OBJ rolls to his feet, ducks a Death Elbow attempt, and catches Viper with a punch to the stomach. OBJ goes for a DDT, but Viper shoves him off.
They move in for another lockup, but Viper ducks and hits OBJ in the midsection. As OBJ doubles over Viper brings his knee up, catching him hard in the face. Viper whips OBJ into the L.O.A.D.E.D. corner, following him in with a clothesline before making the tag. FFMC comes in and they pull OBJ out of the corner, only to drive him back in. Viper Irish whips his own partner, helping FFMC crush OBJ in the corner with an avalanche. FFMC kicks away at OBJ as he slides down the turnbuckles, then backs off and hits a running knee to the face. FFMC pulls OBJ out of the corner and plants him with a suplex, and then makes a tag. Viper comes in and drives an elbow into OBJ’s throat. He covers, but only gets a two count. Viper pulls OBJ up and goes for an Irish whip, but OBJ reverses and plants him with a power slam. It takes OBJ a moment to get his bearings, and he dives for his corner, only to fall short as Viper grabs his ankle and drags him back. Viper reaches back and tags his partner, who immediately goes to the D&D corner and taunts Stank. Stank tries to enter, but Glaw restrains him while FFMC helps Viper shove OBJ into the L.O.A.D.E.D. corner. Viper leaves the ring and wraps his chain around OBJ’s neck, strangling him and holding him in place for a beating from FFMC. Stank goes ballistic, which only serves to keep Glaw distracted. Finally Stank returns to his corner. Glaw turns around just as Viper removes the chain. FFMC goes for another avalanche, but OBJ dodges and he hits the corner hard. FFMC stumbles back, and OBJ drops him neck-first across his knee. OBJ crawls to his corner and makes the tag, just as FFMC does the same. Viper sprints across the ring and goes for a Death Elbow, but Stank ducks and hoists Viper onto his shoulders for a Stank-U. Viper squirms free and slides under the ropes to the floor. FFMC comes around the ring to discuss strategy. Stank sees them together and hits the opposite ropes. He lumbers across the ring, but puts on the brakes just as Viper and FFMC drop to the floor. Stank smiles as FFMC and Viper get up and OBJ levels them with a double clothesline. OBJ rolls Viper back into the ring, and then heads back to his corner. Stank picks Viper up and plants him with a body slam, then drops a leg across his throat. Instead of covering, he picks Viper up and shoves him into the corner, pounding him with a series of body blows and ending with a viscous head butt that drops Viper to the mat. Stank climbs onto the second rope and springs off with a Vader Splash, but hits nothing but mat as FFMC pulls Viper out of the ring. OBJ joins Stank in the ring, and they dare Viper and FFMC to come back in. FFMC fakes sliding into the ring and Stank lunges, allowing Viper to grab his head and clothesline him on the top rope. As Stank stumbles back, OBJ comes off the opposite ropes, slides between the bigger man’s legs, and levels Viper with a baseball slide dropkick. FFMC grabs OBJ’s legs and drags him out of the ring. He gets in a few stomps, but backs away as Stank comes around the corner. Stank stalks FFMC, and therefore doesn’t see Viper getting up behind him. FFMC climbs onto the apron and grabs Sterling Glaw, discussing the finer points of a count out and distracting him as Viper hits a chain assisted Death Elbow to the back of Stank’s head. Stank goes down and Viper turns around as OBJ gets up, catching him with an elbow as well. He stuffs OBJ into the ring as FFMC releases Glaw and enters the ring. FFMC climbs the ropes as Viper pounces on Stank. FFMC hits the Spirit of Pacific Heights on OBJ and hooks the leg. Sterling counts One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, in 23:43, Donovan Viper and F. Fonzworth MacCappington.
After the match: Stank throws Viper off and dives into the ring. He goes after FFMC, who slides to the outside. Stank checks on his partner as L.O.A.D.E.D. celebrate and back up the aisle.
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