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Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 29, 2008 14:03:59 GMT -5
*Davin Moreland is DRIVING~! his non-descript Toyota Camry. Riding shotgun is Cori, and they are almost SOMEWHERE*
DM: So I talked to the Bursar's office, and you should be all set until Graduation Day. Word has it they're planning on naming your dorm after me too. That's gotta be a little creepy for ya.
C: I still can't believe you're not mad.
DM: I still can't believe you didn't just ask. I'll never spend all this money. Hell, it's hard enough giving it away. Besides, I did worse things in college to make ends meet.
C: Like what?
DM: I was an entrepreneur. Um...I had my own business selling...*whispers to Cori so as not to be overheard by the Ninjas*
C: No shit?
DM: Yeah, I actually did for a while. Not proud of it, but it put food on the table and paid the bills.
C: So you understand.
DM: Yeah. I'm understanding like that.
C: So...why are we going here?
DM: I needed a refresher. Spending too much time on the road. Decided it was time for some Cooke's Seafood and maybe a walk on Craigville Beach.
C: Kinda touristy, don't ya think?
DM: Not in wintertime. Just need to relax a while. And show you off.
C: Ok, I get that, but aren't we gonna be right over the bridge next week?
DM: It's gonna be a fucking circus next week. Anyone who's ever claimed to know me will be after me.
C: Where are we going right now though?
DM: First? I want to make a stop at another alma-mater of mine, Falmouth High School in Falmouth, MA. I made a pretty big donation down there recently.
*Davin makes the left turn at the light on the corner of Sandwich Rd. and Gifford St., and goes down Gifford St, until he happens upon the Complex*
C: God, that's huge.
DM: I know, unexpected for down here, right? Ah there it is.
*Davin points at the new stadium being built behind the school*
DM: It's supposed to seat 30,000, be multi-purpose for Basketball, Football and Hockey, and better yet, replace that piece downtown where it's impossible to park.
*Cori points to another new building attachment being completed*
C: Do you know what that is?
DM: Oh, it's probably the new music wing.
C: That named after you too?
DM: No, not this time. It's named after my old music teacher.
C: Aww...
DM: Anyway, I just wanted to check and see how it was going. Let's get to my Mom's.
C: I'm nervous.
DM: Oh, don't be. Not only is Mom ridiculously cool, she'll just be happy I brought a girl.
C: Oh. Thanks, jerl.
*They laugh as we fade out to commerical*
*This Commercial Message is Brought to you by Dunkin' Donuts*
*We're back and Davin is using his key to open the door to a modestly nice house, and he and Cori go inside*
DM: Ma? Where are ya?
*Davin Moreland's Mom calls out from the kitchen*
DMM: Kitchen!
*They go into the kitchen. Davin sees his Mom and gives her a big hug*
DM: Hi Mom.
DMM: Hi yourself. Pahdon my French, but what the fuck are ya doin here?
DM: Nice to see you too, Ma.
DMM: Oh stop. I thought you were coming Monday?
DM: Well, I gotta go back for tomorrow. Big pay per view. But, I just needed to get away for tonight. Too intense, too stressful, I just need to relax.
DMM: Well, thanks for calling first you jerl.
DM: Thanks you using words I taught ya.
DMM: Are you going to introduce me to this lovely young lady Davin, or are you going to give her the impression you were raised in a bahn?
DM: Oh shit, yeah. Mom, this is Cori. Cori, this is my Mom.
DMM: *shakes Cori's hand* Andrea. Not Ahndrea. Andrea.
C: Nice to meet you Mrs....I mean, Andrea.
AM: So, have you two known each otha long?
C: A few months now, yeah.
AM: Is he nice to you?
DM: Ma...
C: Yes, he's wonderful.
AM: Good. Turns out he does pay attention occasionally.
DM: Nice, Ma. Hey listen, have you stahted dinna yet?
AM: Hungry already?
DM: No, no...I was just gonna pick up some Cooke's
AM: Why is that in bold?
DM: Apparently I endohse them now.
AM: Hell, you endohse everything else.
DM: Paid for your house.
AM: And my cah. *pats him on the cheek* What a good son. When are you sending me on vacation?
DM: Soon, Ma. I'm just waitin on a couple things to get confihmed.
AM: Good, cause I'd like to go, you know, befohe it gets wahm.
DM: I know, I know. Hey, is Dallas around?
AM: I don't think so; I haven't see his cah all day. But I know who DOES want to see you.
*She presses a button on an intercom*
AM: Can you come down to the kitchen for a minute?
*30 seconds later, someone is coming down the stairs*
DM: Hey! How you doin'?
JLS: DAVIN!!!
*Jamie Lynn runs across the room and gives him a big hug*
DM: Jamie Lynn, I want you to meet my...friend...Cori.
C: Oh my GOD! I'm such a big fan of yours!
JLS: Why? I can't sing and my music sucks.
C: Wait...what?
JLS: Yeah, since I've been here with Andrea, she's taught me a few things. I only did what I did for money, and I never got a chance to be a kid and now *pats her belly* I probably won't be. But, I'm going to school and learning how I should and shouldn't behave there and everywhere. Hey, guess what I want to do?
DM: What's that?
JLS: Journalism! I want to be a sideline reporter or a wrestling interviewer.
DM: Umm..Didn't you do that already?
JLS: Yeah...but not go...I mean, not well. Sure, Alexander Darling is a jerl; but he had every right to fire me. I wasn't doing a good job.
DM: Seems to be a popular name lately.
*Cori casts her eyes downward*
DM: Well, Ma anyway, I wanna get going and get to Cooke's
AM: Ok, but you have to go to Hyannis; the Mashpee one is closed until Mahch.
DM: No problem. I wanted to swing by Craigville anyway.
AM: Only you would go they-a in the wintah. *kisses him on the cheek* You two staying tonight?
DM: Yeah I think so; we'll just head out early tomorrow.
AM: Ok. Be safe
DM: Always except for the ring, ma. Always except for the ring.
*Cori and Davin leave, and we fade to commercial*
*This commercial ALSO brought to you by Dunkin' Donuts*
*We're back, and Cori and Davin are leaning on the railing of the deck in front of the lifeguard quarters, overlooking Craigville Beach as the sun sets over the horizon*
DM: This is what it’s all about.
C: Huh?
DM: Being up here, seeing all the waves below, this is my favorite place on the whole Cape.
C: Well, It’s windy out here and I’m cold. I’m hungry. I’m going to pick up the Cooke's for dinner.
*Davin stands looking out over the water and the sun slowly goes across the sky and dusk sets in. Cori appears behind him again.*
C: Your Mom called, she wants us back in 10 minutes.
DM: I'm ready, hon.
C: Me too, It’s kinda spooky this high up.
DM: I mean for Sunday. I’m ready to go defend my Championship. Let’s go eat and get on the road back to Maine.
C: Dunkin' Donuts HERE WE COME!
*fade for good*
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 29, 2008 14:07:24 GMT -5
OOWF End Of Days III PPV Live! From Strong, Maine
<Before we get to the arena we cut to the referees all assembled in GM the Rick’s office>
GM the Rick: Ok this has GOT to get resolved, I cannot have my referees divided. Sterling, as the senior official…..
Mel Creech: FORMER Senior Official
GM the Rick: What?
Creech: Bennett decided that Glaw was no longer competent to be the senior official given his, biases, over the summer
Glaw: THAT IS A LIE!
GMtR: So, he appointed a new senior official and didn’t tell me?
Hightower: With all due respect Rick, can you guarantee the safety of your officials for tonight’s show?
GMtR: Well, of course I can’t make guarantees……
Creech: Then I am prepared to pull all my referees from this show
GMtR: WHAT?
Glaw: You nave NO authority to do that Creech!
Creech: Not true at all. As Senior Official, I am responsible for the safety and well-being of those officials that serve under me, including you Glaw, and if I feel that Rick cannot provide a safe work environment I am well within my rights to pull my crew from the show.
GMtR; The show starts in FIVE minutes! Look, I cannot guarantee anything right now. I will talk to the boys and I will levy harsher fines for egregious attacks on officials, but that takes time.
<Creech considers for a moment>
Creech: Fine, we will work this show. But mark my words, should harm befall me, or any of these officials, you will have a lot more to deal with than whatever Moose dreams up. Mr. Bennett will NOT be happy.
GMtR: I don’t give a FUCK what Bennett thinks, now all of you, OUT!
<The officials all leave, except Angel Barros, he stops and turns to Rick>
Barros: Rick, I have been around this business a long time. This is getting dangerous. People are choosing sides. A locker room divided is very dangerous. Tread carefully.
GMtR:<with a sound of near resignation in his voice> I know. Bennett has caused a world of trouble here, I feel like I am on the verge of losing control, but there is nothing I can do to stop it.
Barros: Sure there is. The best way to stop a snake is to cut off its head. Take away Bennett’s biggest weapon, and the rest will wither.
GMtR: You mean……
Barros: exactly
<Barros walks out of Gm the Rick’s office and Rick slumps down into his chair and puts his head in his hands>
SKURGE vs. CANADIAN DRAGON
Skurge comes to the ring first, accompanied by SYB. Skurge has SYB dressed in an old school workout suit, complete with shorts over the sweatpants and head band. While Skurge climbs into the ring, he demands that SYB do the Bob Backlund stair exercises during the entire match. Canadian Dragon is announced and he comes to the ring next. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction, but he doesn’t even notice, instead he keeps his eyes on Skurge and heads straight to the ring. Skurge and Dragon meet in the center of the ring, Skurge towers over the more OOWF experienced Canadian Dragon, in fact, this is Skurge’s solo debut match in the OOWF. The bell rings and the two men slowly circle. Skurge goes to lock up, but Canadian Dragon side steps him and lands some stiff kicks to his knee dropping Skurge to one knee. Canadian Dragon immediately grabs his arm and locks on an overhand arm bar, using his leverage to force Skurge to the mat. With Skurge in a sitting position on the mat, Canadian Dragon grabs his other arm and plants his foot in the middle of Skurge’s back and pulls back trying for a submission. Skurge grimaces in pain but will not quit. Canadian Dragon adds to the misery by driving his knee into the small of Skurge’s back several times, then lets go and drops him to the mat completely with a stiff kick to the back of the head. Canadian Dragon covers but only gets a one count. He pulls Skurge to his feet and sends the big man to the ropes and catches him with a spring board elbow off the bottom rope. CD covers again, but once again only gets a one count. CD pulls Skurge to his feet and tries a suplex, but Skurge blocks it and floats behind CD and drops him to the mat with a fujiwara armbar! Skurge leans back threatening to break CD’s arm, but Dragon maneuvers around and gets his foot on the bottom rope. Both men get to their feet and Skurge catches CD with a knee to the mid section, then sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. As CD hits and sits up grabbing his back, Skurge bounds off the ropes and nails CD with a clothesline from behind folding him in half and slamming his head off the mat. Skurge waits for Canadian Dragon to get to his feet and catches him with a running knee lift that sends him to the ropes, as CD bounds off the ropes, Skurge takes him to the mat with a deep arm drag, then drops a leg across his arm and traps CD in a figure four arm bar. CD fights to his feet and backs Skurge into the corner and the referee calls for a clean break, Skurge breaks, but Canadian Dragon catches him in the face with a dropkick rocking his head back. CD then attacks, blistering Skurge with chops, and sending him to the ropes and catching him in the face with a spinning heel kick. Dragon springs off the bottom rope and lands a spinning leg drop and gets a two count. Dragon pulls Skurge up and plants him on the mat with a scoop slam, then lands a moonsault from the bottom rope for yet another two count, but he can’t seem to keep Skurge down. Canadian Dragon climbs to the top rope and waits perched on top. When Skurge gets to his feet, CD leaps for a cross body block, but Skurge catches him and spins him down to the mat with a black hole slam for a two count of his own. Skurge grabs Canadian Dragon by the arm and pulls him to his feet, right into a short clothesline that nearly decapitates CD. Skurge pulls him up again and tosses him over his shoulder, then runs to the corner and slams CD back first into the turn buckle, then plants him on the mat with a running power slam. Skurge hooks the leg and gets a two count. Skurge looks out of the ring and SYB has stopped doing the stair steps, he barks an order at SYB and SYB reluctantly starts up again. The momentary distraction allows CD to get to his feet and land an enzuguri on Skurge stunning him long enough for CD to catch in a t-bone suplex and take him to the mat. CD grabs Skurge’s legs and rolls him over in a Liontamer type move, driving his knee into the back of Skurge’s head for added pain. Skurge refuses to give up however and inches to the ropes to force the break. CD springs to his feet and drives a knee into the small of Skurge’s back then pulls him to his feet and hits a pendulum back breaker, covers, and gets another two count. Canadian Dragon gets to his feet and motions for the Canadian Destroyer, the crowd pops at this. He sets up Skurge, but before he can hit it, Skurge backdrops out of it, much to the disappointment of the crowd. CD gets to his feet and hits the ropes, but Skurge catches him on the rebound with a high knee to the face, then grabs him and plants him with a pump handle slam! Skurge covers, but somehow CD kicks out at two. Skurge waits for CD to get to his feet, then grab him in the Executioner! Canadian Dragon fights it, but Skurge’s height and weight advantage makes it almost impossible for him to reverse it. Skurge keeps the pressure on and CD starts to fade. Canadian Dragon starts to fade, the referee checks his arm and it falls, once, twice, thre….NO! He manages to get a burst of energy and move toward the corner and walk the corner and flip backward, both men fall to the mat, but Skurge keeps hold of the Executioner! Canadian Dragon tried to fight it, but Skurge is tenacious, Dragon tries to make it to the ropes, but he falls just inches short of the ropes. The referee checks his arm, and it falls three times. This one is over WINNER in 19:56 - Skurge
After the match, Skurge gets to his feet and offers his hand to Canadian Dragon. CD looks at him for a moment, then turns and leaves the ring. Skurge shakes his head and leaves the ring and makes SYB do fifty jumping jacks before they head to the back.
DAMON WRATH vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – Falls Count Anywhere Street Fight
Wrath and McNasty both come to the ring, all business as usual. Folks, this one probably will not be pretty at all, this one is going to be an old fashioned fight, plain and simple. The two men meet in the center of the ring and bump knuckles, the referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway. Both men circle and decide to forego anything resembling wrestling moves, instead they just start throwing haymakers at each other. Seamus ducks a Wrath punch and catches him with a shot to the temple that rocks him back on his heels, then nails him with a clothesline that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Seamus follows Wrath to the outside and pulls him to his feet and backs him into the ring post, Wrath falls to his knees and Seamus grabs his head and slams him in the face with a knee. Wrath is stunned on the floor and Seamus stands over him and celebrates, but Wrath grabs his leg and pulls him to the floor, then crawls up on Seamus and hammers him with shots to the face. Wrath pulls Seamus to his feet and slams his head into the Cuban Announce Table, then rolls him back into the ring. Wrath waits on the apron for Seamus to get to his feet, then launches himself over the top rope with a shoulder block that sends Seamus flying across the ring. Wrath goes after Seamus, but Seamus head buts him in the midsection doubling him over in pain, then drops Wrath to the mat with a jumping European uppercut. Seamus gets to his feet and puts the boots to Wrath on the mat, then springs off the bottom rope and drops a knee across his throat, leaving it there while arguing with the referee for good measure. Finally Seamus lets him up and backs Wrath into the corner before grabbing him in a side headlock and peppering him with shots to the forehead. Wrath escapes the punishment by giving Seamus a belly to back suplex that sends Seamus over the top rope to the floor. Wrath collects himself for a moment then gets a running start and launches himself over the top rope onto Seamus. Both men crash to the floor and remain down for a few moments. Seamus pulls himself to his feet first and Wrath charges, but Seamus back drops him into the crowd. Never one to shy away from a fight, Seamus hops the guardrail and goes after Wrath, bouncing his head off of several chairs. They fight through the crowd and Seamus grabs a back and waits for Wrath to stand up, but before he can hit Wrath with the chair, Wrath punches the chair back into Seamus face. Seamus staggers for a moment and drops to one knee, Wrath looks around the crowd and grabs one of the security guards belts, pulling it right off of his pants. Wrath wraps the belt around Seamus’ throat and drags him through the crowd up into the Strong Arena Concourse. There he takes the belt and slings Seamus into a random clangy door. Seamus falls to the floor and Wrath takes the belt and wraps it around his hand and uses the buckle to open a gash on Seamus head. Seamus has had enough and nails Wrath with a low blow that drops him onto the floor. The two men fight over to a pile of pallets and Seamus grabs one off the top and throws it at Wrath catching him in the head and sending him to the floor. Seamus breaks off a piece of the pallet and hammers Wrath with it, waiting till he is on his hands and knees and finishing him off with a shot to the head that sends Wrath sprawling. Seamus climbs to the top of the pallets and steadies himself, then hits a flying elbow that drills Wrath right in the sternum. Seamus can’t immediately go for the pin because he hit the floor HARD hip first. So both men are bleeding and in pain, laid out on the concourse floor. Seamus crawls over and drapes a hand across Wrath’s chest and gets a two count, but Wrath manages to roll his shoulder just before the three count. Seamus slowly gets to his feet and limps badly, but pulls Wrath to his feet, then slams him repeatedly in the face with head buts. The two men stagger to the food area, Seamus grabs a hot dog tong and hammers Wrath in the face, Wrath retaliates with a handful of relish to the eyes. Seamus bellows in pain and tries to clear his eyes, grabbing a discounted Knife shirt from the OOWF Merchandise stand to wipe his face. Wrath looks for a weapon and throws a bottle of mustard at Seamus head, but Seamus ducks. Seamus charges at Wrath, but Wrath backdrops him onto, and through, the condiment table. Wrath waits for Seamus to get to his feet and charges, but Seamus ducks a Wrath big boot attempt and wraps the shirt around Wrath’s throat and chokes him to his knees and drags him down the concourse. Wrath manages to get to his feet and rakes Seamus’ eyes and grabs him by the head and is about to slam him face first into the kiosk, but he pulls up short when he sees it is the beer kiosk. Wrath stops fighting and Seamus regains his composure and is about to nail Wrath when he sees the beer man pouring a fresh, cold Murphy’s. The brew man pours Seamus and Wrath a tall cold one, the two friendly rivals turn to each other and toast, then down their pints. Seamus just manages to finish before Wrath, and so he orders a second round, apparently forgetting they are in the middle of a match. Seamus and Wrath toast, and Seamus starts to down his brew, but Wrath sets his down and quickly grabs Seamus from behind and rolls him up spilling Seamus’ beer everywhere! A referee quickly appears and makes the one, two three count! WINNER in 24:21 – Damon Wrath
After the match, Wrath helps Seamus to his feet, and Seamus looks a little annoyed, until Wrath orders the next round. Then he and Seamus belly up to the kiosk, toast each other, wipe the blood from their foreheads and settle in to a night of drinking. FIRECHILD vs. RYAN HARDCORE
Ryan Hardcore and Lauren Phoenix make their way to the ring, hands all over one another as usual. They climb between the ropes and threaten to take the show from family friendly to something that would make the Romans blush. Firechild is announced and he comes to the top of the ramp to a rousing ovation from the Strong crowd. Firechild takes his time getting to the ring slapping hands and pausing for pictures, but never taking his eyes off of Hardcore in the ring. Firechild gets to the ring and springs over the top rope and takes off his jacket and hands it to the ring attendant. Lauren Phoenix walks over to Firechild and does a seductive little shimmy in front of him hoping to entice him, when she stops and looks back at Firechild, he laughs at her. She feigns outrage and Hardcore charges across the ring and tries to attack Firechild, but FC moves out of the way and shoves Hardcore into the corner and blisters him with knife edge chops. Firechild whips Hardcore to the opposite corner, Hardcore scales the corner and turns and tries a cross body but Firechild moves out of the way and Hardcore crashes and burns. Hardcore gets to his feet clutching his stomach and turns and Firechild pops him in the mouth with a super kick that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Lauren Phoenix rushes around the ring to comfort her man. Inside the ring Firechild rushes toward the ropes and feigns diving between them, Phoenix screams and runs away, so Firechild grabs the ropes and catapults himself over the top landing right on Hardcore. He gets to his feet and pulls Hardcore up and rolls him into the ring, then turns and looks at Phoenix who is giving him the look of death, then rolls into the ring and covers Hardcore but can only get a two count. Firechild pulls Hardcore to his feet and hauls him up in a vertical suplex and leaves him up there to think about if for a bit, then drops him stomach first on the top rope then connects with a drop kick to the face that sends Hardcore to the floor. Phoenix once again runs to Ryan’s side and encourages him, Firechild sits on the middle rope and holds it open, inviting Phoenix into the ring. She glares daggers at him and Firechild laughs and moves back to the center of the ring as Hardcore gets to his feet. Firechild charges and tries a baseball slide, but Hardcore side steps and pulls Firechild out of the ring and lets him slam to the floor. Ryan pulls FC to his feet and plants him on the concrete with a swinging neck breaker, then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring to argue with the referee. As he is arguing, Phoenix claws at Hardcore’s eyes, raking them repeatedly and kicking him with her high heel. Hardcore rolls back out of the ring and pulls Firechild to his feet and scoops him up and tosses him over his shoulder, then gets a running start and hits a power slam on the floor, then gets up and climbs to the apron, gets a running start and lands a sweet SSP from the apron. Hardcore gets to his feet and gives himself a round of applause as the fans boo him soundly. He pulls Firechild to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope and follows and locks him in a sitting abdominal stretch. Firechild yells in pain and when the referee isn’t looking Phoenix reaches in and claws at Firechild’s eyes some more. FC fights to his feet and tries to hip toss out of it, but Hardcore blocks it and spins Fire around and plants him on the mat with a belly to belly suplex, hooks the leg and gets a two count. Hardcore pulls Firechild to his feet and whips him to the ropes and buries a knee into his midsection, sending Firechild flipping to the mat, Hardcore then hits the ropes and nails him with a drop kick to the back of the head. Hardcore covers and gets another two count. This time he argues with the referee for a minute, then pulls Firechild to his feet and sets him on the top rope. Hardcore climbs up and tries a superplex, but Firechild blocks it. A Fight ensues on the top turnbuckle, and it ends with Firechild getting crotched on the top rope, and Firechild leaping over him and hitting a top rope power bomb! Both men slam to the mat hard. The referee starts the ten count, and gets to eight before Firechild gets to his feet and staggers against the ropes. He waits for Hardcore to get to his feet, and when he does, Fire grabs him and plants him with the ANGELS WINGS! Fire covers and would have had the three count, but Lauren Phoenix climbs on the apron and distracts the referee. Fire runs over and grabs Phoenix and plays to the crowd, alternately threatening a slap to the ass and a big kiss on the lips. The crowd seems to pop more for the kiss so Firechild plants a big kiss on her lips then shoves her off the apron. When he turns back around, Hardcore pops him in the face with a super kick. Hardcore is still dazed from the Angels Wings, so he falls back to the mat, Firechild falls on the second rope, trying to clear his head. While the referee is checking on Hardcore, F. Fonzworth MacCappington III rushes to the ring and SLAMS Firechild between the eyes with his cane! Firechild falls back into the ring, nearly out cold. Ryan Hardcore gets to his feet and pulls Firechild to the center of the ring and climbs the ropes and lands the POP SHOT (Warrior’s way, because I couldn’t remember if the Ki Crusher was the same thing) falls on Firechild and hooks the leg and gets the one, two, three! WINNER in 14:49 – Ryan Hardcore
F. Fonzworth MacCappington and Lauren Phoenix come into the ring and celebrate with Hardcore and wait for Firechild to get back to his feet. As he does, he turns and sees MacCappington and starts toward him with murder in his eyes, but MacCappington stops him in his tracks.
FFMIII: Whoah, whoah, whoah my little hotheaded friend, just stop right where you are. Let me remind you of the clause in your contract. And for all these simpletons in the crowd, I will elaborate one last time. You know Firechild, you must really think I am a stupid man. Well, I have news for you, once again, you have underestimated me. It happened when you agreed to the match where you became my servant, and it has happened again when you gained your freedom. You see young Flame, the only reason I released you to Cole is because I was through with you. You were becoming more of a burden than you were worth. I could see you were becoming more and more obstinate, so I decided to let Cole gamble on your freedom. It turns out Cole won, but I am going to guess neither of you read your contract. Such a shame that reading comprehension is a skill people of your ilk never seem to bother with. You see, I knew you would want instant revenge. And I knew given the mindset you were in, that could potentially be hazardous to my person. So in the contract, it states that you can have NO physical contact against me for 90 days. What that means, dear boy, is that, if you touch me before May 6th, you are in breach of contract, and if that were to happen, you become MY property once again. Now, that contract says NOTHING about physical contact against you, so <MacCappington leaps forward and nails Firechild in the head with his cane again, sending him to the mat> so what that means is that anytime you cross LOADED’s path, you can expect another beating.
MacCappington, Hardcore and Phoenix all leave the ring and head to the back, satisfied that they have pulled one over on Firechild. Firechild pulls himself to the ropes and glares at them as they head up the ramp, burning hatred blazing in his eyes.
KZ vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS
The reunited, for one night only, KZ make their way to the ring first to the boos of the crowd. The Midnight Sons, Spin Hansen and DH Magnusson, are introduced next and get a much warmer reception. They make their way to the ring and all four men meet in the center of the ring. To everyone’s surprise all four men bump knuckles. There appears to be no animosity between the teams, and rumor is, all four men just wanted a good fight. I would guess that is exactly what they are going to get out of this. Moose and Magnusson go to their corners leaving LD and Spin to start the match. They circle, then lock up, Spin snaps LD to the mat with an arm drag, but both men spin right back to their feet and face off again. This time Williams just charges in and catches Spin with a forearm to the mouth that staggers the big man. Williams follows it with a boot to the side of the head. Williams grabs Spin and whips him into the corner and follows him with a running knee to the midsection, then tags in Moose. Moose come in and peppers Spin with shots to the face, then follows with a spinning chop to the side of the neck. He lets Spin stagger out a few steps, then bounds off the ropes, but Spin catches him and power slams Moose to the mat. Spin gets to his feet and tags in Magnusson, DH comes in and drops an elbow across Moose’s chest and covers, but doesn’t even get a one count. DHM pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Moose ducks and rebounds with a high knee that sends Magnusson against the ropes, Moose charges and clotheslines them both over the top rope to the floor. On the outside both men get to their feet, Moose grabs DH by the head and slams him into the Paraguayan Announce Table, Magnusson buries an elbow into Moose’s ribs, then sends him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Magnusson charges, but Moose moves out of the way and Magnusson slams into the ring post. He staggers backward, and when he turns around LD Williams runs down the apron and levels him with a Heart Attack clothesline. This brings Spin off the apron and into the fray. He grabs Moose from behind and hits a release belly to back suplex that folds Moose in half on the concrete. Williams and Spin both get to their feet and trade shots around the outside. Moose and Magnusson both roll back into the ring, DHM gets to his feet first and pulls Moose up and scoops him up and ties him into the tree of woe. Magnusson charges across the ring and hits a flying knee drop right onto Moose’s face! Moose falls out of the tree of woe and rolls out of the ring. On the outside Spin ducks a Williams clothesline and catches him with an atomic drop that sends him into the steel ring post. Spin rolls Williams back into the ring and follows. Magnusson grabs Williams and hauls him up into a torture rack, Spin grabs Williams head, and they all fall, driving Williams into the mat with a sort of reverse DVD/reverse DDT combo. Magnusson covers, but a bloody Moose comes back into the ring and catches Magnusson in the temple with a running knee that breaks the pin. Spin grabs Moose and tries a clothesline, but Moose ducks and catches Spin with a hangman’s neck breaker. Magnusson is on his feet, albeit shaky Moose grabs him and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then hammers Magnusson to the mat with rights and lefts before taking a few steps back and catching Magnusson with a running knee to the face. Moose turns around and sees Spin has made it to his feet, he charges, but Spin was playing possum and he catches Moose with a thunderous spine buster. Spin tries to cover, but LD Williams has recovered enough to lunge at Spin and break up the pin attempt. The referee tries to restore order getting Williams and Magnusson out of the ring. Spin pulls Moose to his feet and grabs him by the head and slams him with head buts to the face that drives Moose to one knee. Spin grabs Moose and pulls him to the Sons corner and drops him across his knee in a pendulum back breaker and tags in Magnusson. DHM comes in and climbs to the second rope and drops a leg across Moose’s throat spinning him around and sending him crashing to the mat. Magnusson covers, but Moose gets his foot on the ropes at two. The big man pulls Moose up and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, and Moose plants him with a DDT, then crawls across the ring and tags in Williams. LD comes in and lifts Magnusson for an atomic drop, then bounds off the ropes and drops him with a clothesline from hell. Spin tries to come into the ring, but he eats an elbow from LD that sends him to the floor. LD grabs Magnusson who is face down on the mat and nails a curb stomp, then falls on him and locks on the cross face! Magnusson struggles, and looks close to tapping when Spin charges back into the ring and nails Williams with a clothesline from behind. LD pulls Magnusson up and throws him into the corner and tags in Moose, Jack comes in and snap mares Magnusson out of the corner and drives him to the mat with a bulldog while he is sitting. Moose covers, but Spin charges across the ring and breaks it up. This brings LD back into the match and we have a four way brawl. The action quickly spills out of the ring and to ringside where chairs and chains get involved. The referee realizes that this one is completely out of control and calls for the bell, and security. Security storms the ring and keeps the four men from killing each other, breaking the two teams up. WINNERS – no contest in 19:01
After the match, in a surprising show of sportsmanship, Moose and Williams make their way to Magnusson and Spin, and once again they bump knuckles before all four men head to the back.
TEAM RABBXTFIRE vs. THE NERVE AGENT & BLITZ – Degrassi Death Match
The rules of the DeGrassi Death Match are as follows: A steel cage is placed around the ring, with triangular platforms in each corner of the cage top, and no door. Weapons are hung from the top of the cage, hanging down the outside of the cage. To win the match, your team must consecutively pin both members of the opposing team. One pin fall must occur inside of the cage, in the ring, and the other must occur outside of the cage. There is one referee inside of the cage at all times, and one outside of the cage at all times.
Team RabbxtFire walks down the ramp first. They are psyched for the match. Rabbxt is extra giddy, as he does several flips during the course of his team's entrance. They finally step onto the apron and hop into the ring. The Nerve Agent walks onto the stage first, followed closely by Blitz. The crowd cheers them as they make their way down the ramp and into the ring. All four competitors pace around the ring while the steel cage is lowered from the ceiling. The flashing lights reflect off of silver chains, which are holding several weapons from the top of the cage. The cage touches down and the arena lights turn back on. The bell sounds and the match is underway. Rabbxt locks up with Nerve and Fire locks up with Blitz. Nerve pushes Rabbxt into a corner and follows up with straight rights. Blitz pushes Fire into the opposite corner and gets a few kicks in. Nerve and Blitz both whip their competitors to the center of the ring, where they bang heads and fall down. Nerve picks Fire up off the floor, while Blitz does the same with Rabbxt. Blitz goes for a pile driver, but Rabbxt stays up and delivers a quick dropkick to Blitz's face. Firewoman ducks a clothesline by Nerve, then hits him with a neck breaker. Rabbxt and Fire head to the top rope, opposite each other, and signal for the Rapid Fire. But Nerve and Blitz get to their feet and crotch Team RabbxtFire on the top. Nerve climbs onto the top rope with Firewoman and delivers a huge superplex, landing her in the center of the ring. Nerve takes the opportunity to score the first pin fall of the match on Fire. He hooks the leg and gets the 3. Blitz climbs onto the top rope with Rabbxt, but Rabbxt hits him with a series of head butts. Rabbxt gives Blitz a shove and Blitz falls backwards. At the last possible second, Blitz jumps into the air and hooks his legs around Rabbxt's head, tossing him off of the top rope with a huracanrana. Rabbxt flies halfway across the ring and lands in senton position on top of his own partner. With Blitz down, Nerve begins to climb up the side of the cage, trying to get his opponents and partner to follow him out to score the second pin fall. He gets to the top of the cage, but Firewoman reaches up and grabs him by the ankle. He tries to kick her away, but Rabbxt grabs the other ankle. Blitz comes from behind and nails Rabbxt with a forearm shot across the back. Rabbxt lets go and Nerve kicks Fire away and swings his legs to the outside of the cage. Inside of the cage, Firewoman turns to see Blitz hooking in the Boston Crab on Rabbxt. She hits him with a dropkick to the jaw, sending him stumbling backwards. She helps Rabbxt to his feet, then they hit Blitz with a double DDT. Nerve is clinging to the outside of the cage, looking through the steel mesh. He noticed his partner is in trouble and begins to climb back up. Rabbxt goes to the top and hits Blitz with a huge leg drop. He hooks the leg and the referee counts the pin fall. Rabbxt stands back up and says a few words to Fire. With Team RabbxtFire preoccupied, Nerve leaps from the top of the cage with a Corkscrew Senton, all the way to the mat. He hits both Rabbxt and Firewoman on his way down, knocking them to their backs. The crowd cheers, while all four competitors are out. A few moments pass before Blitz and Nerve get to their feet. They lift Fire up off the mat first. They hit her with a double suplex before pulling Rabbxt to his feet. They hit him with a double dropkick. Blitz follows it up with a Standing Shooting Star Press on Rabbxt. He gets the 3 count, then begins to climb the cage, while his partner follows close behind. They begin to climb down the cage, to the outside, just as Rabbxt and Firewoman are on their feet, climbing up the cage. Firewoman gets to the top first and starts to climb down the other side. About halfway down, Nerve and Blitz grab onto her and pull her to the floor. They each get a few punches in, having no time to check on Rabbxt. Out of nowhere, Rabbxt stands up at the top of the cage and leaps forward. He rotates 810 degrees and lands on top of all three competitors, sending all four wrestlers to the floor. Rabbxt is the first one to his feet, soaking up the huge reaction from the crowd. He may be a heel, but they can respect his athleticism. He has no time to go for the pin, as the other three begin to get to their feet. Fire stands up first and pushes Rabbxt. They exchange a few words, but get interrupted by Nerve and Blitz hitting them with dual clotheslines. Nerve pulls a table out from under the ring and the crowd cheers him for it. He sets up the table, while Blitz gets another table from the other side of the ring. The tables are set up beside each other. Nerve and Blitz pull Team RabbxtFire to their feet, then power bomb the two of them through the tables. They go for the pin and the referee for the outside pin fall counts the 3. Realizing that the second pin fall must occur inside of the ring, Nerve and Blitz begin their climb up the cage. They get to the top of the cage, then go to climb down the other side, but Rabbxt and Firewoman grab them by the hair. Rabbxt holds onto Blitz with one hand, while he pulls a circle of razor wire off of a chain with his other hand. He presses a razor against Blitz's head, cutting him open on his hairline. Blitz immediately starts dripping blood. Rabbxt lets go of Blitz, sending him falling into the ring. Nerve gets a few blows in at Fire, but Rabbxt climbs over to help out his partner. He slides a razor across Nerve's forehead. With his forehead bleeding, Nerve is put into a double suplex position by Team RabbxtFire. They hook Nerve with one arm, using the other hand to stay on the cage. They lift up and suplex Nerve over the top of the cage, to the outside. Nerve hits the floor and goes limp. Rabbxt and Fire climb to the top of the cage and stare down at Blitz, who is lying in the middle of the ring in a pool of his own blood. Rabbxt and Fire exchange some words, then Fire climbs down to the outside of the cage. She pulls Nerve to his feet and hits a pile driver, stamping a circle of blood where his head hit. She grabs onto the cage and climbs up just a little bit, then pushes away from it and jumps backwards, Moonsaulting off of it and landing on Nerve. The outside referee counts the 3. Firewoman looks up at Rabbxt and Rabbxt leaps from the top of the cage. He goes for a Shooting Star Senton on Blitz, but Blitz rolls out of the way. Rabbxt lands on his back and his head slams the mat, bouncing off of it like a basketball. The crowd is disturbed, as the referee checks out Rabbxt. He throws up the "X" and a medical crew climbs the cage and enters the ring. Firewoman is worried and she climbs up the cage, then drops down into the ring. With the medical crew, she checks out Rabbxt and tries to get him back into the match. The medical crew shoo's her away and she goes for the pin on Blitz to end the match. The referee glances over his shoulder from checking on Rabbxt and sees the pin. Hesitantly, he crawls over to the pin and goes for the quick 3 count. But Blitz gets his shoulder up just in time. Firewoman pulls Blitz to his feet and slaps him repeatedly. She pushes him into a corner and follows up with multiple rights and lefts, hammering Blitz to a seated position. From there, she stomps Blitz until he is begging for mercy. She goes for the pin. The referee goes for the count, but Nerve, out of nowhere, jumps from the top of the cage with a steel chair under his legs, delivering an Arabian Skullcrusher on Fire. Blitz rolls Firewoman off of him and hooks her leg. The referee counts the 3. Blitz helps Nerve to his feet and they climb to the outside of the cage, knowing that the second pin fall must occur on the outside of the ring. Two other referees, not being used in this match, run out from backstage with wire cutters. They cut a big hole into the side of the chain-linked steel cage, allowing several medical staff members to carry Rabbxt to the outside of the cage. A stretcher is rolled down the ramp and Rabbxt is placed onto it. Firewoman recovers from the steel chair shot to the back of the head in time to see the medical crew pushing Rabbxt up the ramp on a stretcher. She gets to her feet and sees the opening in the side of the cage. She looks up at all of the weapons still hanging from the top of the cage. She begins to climb up, to the surprise of both Nerve and Blitz. Blitz, still angry about Fire shooting on him, tries to climb up the cage to catch up to Fire at the top, but Nerve holds him back, telling him that when she gets to the floor, they can double team her and score the easy pin fall. Fire reaches the top of the cage and looks around at her choices of weaponry. She glances down at Nerve and Blitz, who are both staring up at her, waiting for her to drop to the floor. She grabs a cookie sheet from one of the chains and tosses it down at Nerve and Blitz, who both side-step the weapon. She does the same thing with brass knuckles and again with a handful of thumbtacks, scooped out from a full sack of tacks, faking acts of desperation. She grabs a steel chair from one of the chains, with Nerve and Blitz thinking she would simply toss it to the floor for them to avoid, but she turns her back to the two of them and pulls a rag out from her pocket, dripping with liquid. She ties the rag around the steel chair, then pulls something else out of her pocket... A match. She strikes the match, then touches the flame to the rag, engulfing the entire chair in flames. With Nerve and Blitz caught off guard and shielding their eyes, Fire turns back around and pushes off of the cage, falling down to the floor. Luckily, she nails Nerve with a shot to the head with the flaming chair before crashing to the floor. Blitz grabs the chair from the floor, still in flames, and slams it down across Fire's back. She jumps up and runs to the other side of the cage in pain. With Nerve still out from the chair shot, Blitz drops the flaming chair and chases Fire to the other side of the cage. He catches up to her and goes for a clothesline, but she ducks it and goes for a German suplex. But Blitz back flips and lands on his feet, then connects with a clothesline to the back of the head. He pulls Fire to her feet and hits her with a brutal brain buster, dropping her on the top of her head. He pulls Fire to her feet again and sends her through the hole on the side of the cage. He goes to the top rope and hits the Blitz Flip. He goes for the cover and the referee counts the 3. Blitz looks to the outside and sees Nerve on his feet. Blitz rolls Fire back through the hole in the cage, giving Nerve the opportunity to score the second pin fall. She is put into position for a power bomb, but she reverses it into a huracanrana. She sits up and looks at Blitz, standing in the ring, shocked. She points above him and he turns around. Rabbxt is standing on the top of the cage, his head wrapped with bandages, and he immediately turns around and Moonsaults into the ring, landing on Blitz and knocking him to the mat. Rabbxt gets to his feet, slightly dizzy, and climbs up to the top of the cage. He pulls a cloth sack from a chain and tosses it down to Fire. She unties the sack and empties out a pile of broken glass onto the floor. She pulls Nerve to his feet and hits him with a DDT into the glass. He pancakes flat, dropping face-first into the glass. Fire rolls him over and the referee counts the 3. Fire hops back to her feet. She begins to climb up the side of the cage, opposite of the side Rabbxt is on, while Nerve gets to his feet, groggy, and enters the ring through the hole in the side of the cage. Fire's shirt is cut up on the back and blood is dripping through the tears. She gets to the top of the cage and stands on the triangular platform in the corner. Rabbxt stands on the opposite platform. They look down at Blitz, and see Nerve trying to wake him. He pulls Blitz to his feet, then low blows him with the tip of his Chuck Taylor before hitting him with the Stunner. With Blitz now in the center of the ring and Nerve walking up the ramp, Rabbxt and Firewoman both jump off of their platforms and hit Blitz with Rapid Fire. They roll him over and both cover him. The referee counts the 3. Nerve stands at the top of the ramp, staring at Team RabbxtFire raising their hands in victory. He turns around and walks backstage. WINNERS in 51:37 - Team RabbxtFire
CHRIS COLE vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF Invitational Finals
“The Main Event” Chris Cole makes his way to the ring and climbs between the ropes and paces back and forth. Capellan is introduced and comes out to the top of the ramp. He can still barely put any weight on his leg after Moose’s attack on Wednesday. Cap is wearing a gigantic leg brace, and each time he takes a step he winces visibly. It takes Cap a long time to make it into the ring, the crowd cheering him on the whole way. Cap carefully climbs between the ropes and limps to the center of the ring. Cole looks at the referee and asks him if this is really going to happen, but Capellan is adamant that the match go on, so the referee calls for the bell and this one is underway. The two men slowly circle and lock up and Cole shoves Cap and he falls to the mat and grabs his knee in pain. Cole turns to the referee, but Cap fights back to his feet and demands that the match continue. The lock up again and Cap grabs a side head lock on Cole and Cole shoves him off to the ropes, Cap takes two or three steps and his knee buckles and he falls to the mat in agony. Cole looks around as the crowd starts getting twittery. Once again he asks the ref to stop the match, but Cap pulls himself to his feet and demands that they continue on. They lock up in the middle of the ring a third time and Cole slips behind Capellan and takes him to the mat and grabs a side head lock, but Cap uses one leg to get to his feet and tries a belly to back suplex, but Cap’s knee buckles and they crash awkwardly to the mat, Cap is sweating profusely and grabs his knee in pain and curls up in a fetal position. Cole gets to his feet and goes in for the kill, but stops short when he sees how much pain Capellan is in. Cole leaves the ring and calls for a mic:
No, this, just, no. You know a few years ago, I would have taken great pleasure in destroying your knee and winning the tournament like that. But no, not now. If I am going to do this, I am going to do it right. Ref, there is no way the match can continue, he is in no shape. Cap, I am willing to put this match off until Wednesday, by then, maybe you will be closer to 100% and we can have the match that the people paid to see! <big pop here>
GM the Rick comes down to the ring and he talks with the officials and Cap and Cole, and it is agreed that the match will be postponed until Wednesday at MidWeek Mayhem. Inside the ring, Cole raises Capellan’s arm and the two men share a manly embrace in the center of the ring. GM the Rick is about to turn and leave, when Moosehead Jack slips into the ring with a chair, grabs Cole and spins him around and PASTES him with a chair shot between the eyes! Cole goes down like he has been shot! Capellan stands glaring at Moose trying to balance on one knee, Moose dares Capellan to hit him, when Capellan defies Moose, Jack kicks him on his injured knee and PLANTS him on the mat with a DDT! GM the Rick officials check on Capellan and Cole and both men have to be helped to the back. Rick jumps up on the apron and screams at Moose, Moose grins at Rick and pulls Cole off the mat, kicks him in the gut and pile drives him on the chair. GM the Rick goes white when Moose moves toward him and jumps off the apron and takes a few steps back up the ramp for safety. Moose grabs the mic that Cole dropped in the ring:
You like this Rick? You like this carnage? This is all your doing. These are the men that are going to save the OOWF? Look at Capellan, how much good is he going to do with a broken leg <Moose kicks Capellan’s knee for emphasis> And look at him, the Main Event, <Moose grabs Cole by the hair and pulls his limp body to a sitting position> What good is a man with a broken neck going to do you Rick? I warned you. I warned you not to screw with me. But you just couldn’t let it go. And now, we are taking over the OOWF, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us.
GM the Rick frantically motions for security and medics to come to the ring, the security gets there, but Moose bails out of the ring and calmly walks to the back, making sure to keep his eyes on Rick the whole time. The medical WINNER – No Contest in 5:23
DAVIN MORELAND vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. THE DEAD vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match – First Submission Wins
The challengers all assemble in the ring, Eric O’Mac and Alexander Darling are engaged I a war of words in the middle of the ring, The Dead is minding his own business in one corner. Davin Moreland comes out to the top of the ramp flanked by Phantos and Lucios. They head to the ring with him to combat any shenanigans from the rest of DEA. Moreland hands his title to the official on the outside and climbs between the ropes. Eric and Darling don’t even appear to notice him, as they are still screaming at each other. The referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway. Moreland grabs Eric and Darling and slams their heads together DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!! Eric falls to the mat, Darling tries a dazed clothesline, but Moreland catches him and drops him to the mat with a under hook arm breaker DDT. Darling grabs his arm and rolls on the mat in agony. With both men on the mat, Moreland turns his attention to Dead, but Dead charges across the ring and catches Moreland with a spear! Moreland is stunned! Dead pulls him to his feet and hammers him with shots to the face, then throws him over the top rope to the floor. Dead follows Davin outside the ring and throws him over the Madagascarian Announce Table sending the Madagascan Announcers scrambling. Dead follows him into the wreckage and slams Moreland’s head into the table, but Moreland retaliates with a shot to the gut, then grabs a chair and slams it down on Dead’s head. Moreland starts to walk away, but Dead grabs the chair and pastes him right on the back of the head. Meanwhile inside the ring, Eric and Darling are both back on their feet. They argue some more, then lock up, Eric rakes the eyes and hits a spinning heel kick that catches Darling on his injured arm. Darling falls to his knees in pain and Eric springs up and locks Darling in a top wrist lock, and Darling…….submits? The referee turns and calls for the bell. The crowd is clearly stunned as the referee hands Eric O’Mac the title as Alexander Darling rolls out of the ring and is comforted by Alexis Darling. Outside the ring, Davin Moreland stares incredulously at Eric O’Mac as he stands in the middle of the ring holding the Onslaught Championship high in the air. Moreland is about to make a move when Alexander Darling rolls back into the ring and grabs Eric and spins him around……then hugs him? What? Darling raises Eric’s arm with his “injured” arm, showing no ill effects whatsoever. They both point and laugh at Moreland, who erupts in a rage outside the ring. The Dead thinks better of getting in Moreland’s way right now, so he slips away from ringside and heads up the ramp. Moreland storms into the ring and tries to get Darling or Eric, but they escape to safety as the pro-Moreland crowd threatens to riot. The referee tries to calm Moreland down, but Moreland KO’s Glaw. Officials flood the ring but Moreland keeps fighting them off. Finally Phantos and Lucios climb into the ring and try and calm the enraged Moreland. After a few seconds even they realize it is futile and motion to the back for the police to come out. It takes a dozen men to subdue Moreland and get him into cuffs to be led from the ring. As they are escorting him up the ramp, Darling and Eric come back out with the Onslaught championship and taunt Moreland sending him into another rage. The police have to take him off his feet and carry him through the arena to a waiting paddy wagon. As the police force is carrying Moreland through the halls, they round a corner and Moosehead Jack is standing there. Moreland glares at Moose, and Moose just laughs “I warned you Moreland. Get him out of here.” Davin erupts in a new fit of rage and the police struggle mightily to get him to the waiting wagon. The crowd erupts into a chant of THIS IS BULLSHIT! and throw everything they can at Darling and Eric, forcing them to the back for their own safety. WINNER in 4:29 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Eric O’Mac
DEFENESTRATORS vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Phantos and Lucios come to the ring, obviously without Davin Moreland. This is their last shot at the OOWF tag team titles, so they pace anxiously in the ring. The Defenestrators come to the top of the ramp flanked by the rest of LOADED. The entire group makes their way to the ring, but all but Voltage and Ecosystem pull up short and grab some seats in the aisle. I guess technically they are not at ring side. Voltage and Ecosystem climb into the ring and hold the titles in Phantos & Lucios face for them to see then hand them off to referee Sterling Glaw. Lucios is going to start things out against Ecosystem. The two slowly circle, and move to lock up, but Eco drops down and takes Lucios to the mat with a drop toe hold. Eco grabs a side head lock, but Lucios makes it to his feet quickly and shoves him to the ropes and sends him to the mat with a shoulder block. Lucios grabs Ecosystem and pulls him to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a head but, then sends him to the ropes and hauls him up on his shoulders and falls with a Samoan Drop. Lucios reaches out and tags in Phantos, Phantos climbs to the top rope and as soon as Eco gets to his feet, leaps and nails him with a drop kick to the mouth. Eco goes flying and Phantos scurries across the ring and covers, but Voltage comes in and breaks up the pin at two. Phantos springs to his feet and goes after Volt, but Volt dives between the ropes to the safety of the floor. When Phantos turns back around, Ecosystem catches him with a low blow that doubles him over in pain, then plants him on the mat with a DDT. Voltage climbs back on the apron and Eco tags him in, he grabs Phantos and whips him to the ropes and snaps off a perfect hurracarana. Voltage takes a few seconds to mock Lucios on the apron, then covers, but Phantos kicks out at two. Voltage pulls Phantos to a sitting position and locks him in the stump puller trying for a submission, but Phantos refuses to give up. He tags in Eco and Ecosystem comes in and lands a few stiff kicks to the chest and face before the referee makes Voltage break the hold. Ecosystem pulls Phantos up and shoves him into the corner and follows him in with a back elbow, then unleashes a barrage of knife edge chops, but Phantos fights out of it and reverses positions and the two men fight. Glaw steps in to try and break the two men up, and he catches an elbow to the temple that sends him to the mat. Eco rakes the eyes and tries to whip Phantos across the ring but after a double reverse Eco ends up in the corner and Phantos follows him in with a running kick to the mouth. Phantos grabs a stunned Ecosystem and small packages him, with Glaw down, referee Angel Barros hits the ring and counts, one, two THREE!! New World Tag Team Champions! Barros raises Phantos and Lucios arms, and is about to hand them the titles when Glaw comes back around and waves it off saying Ecosystem and Voltage were disqualified because Eco hit him! The crowd boos and threatens another riot, but GM the Rick runs to ringside and demands that the match continue instead. Phantos & Lucios are elated, but they quickly get Pearl Harbored by Eco and Volt, which sends them barreling into Glaw and Barros, sending the referee’s through the ropes to the floor! With no referee, and GM the Rick trying in vain to check on his officials, Voltage and Ecosystem are joined by F. Fonzworth MacCappington and Ryan Hardcore as they beat Phantos and Lucios into the mat. MacCappington plants Phantos on the mat with a Greetings From Pacific Heights, then Eco leaps off the top rope and nails the Soy Bomb! Ryan Hardcore throws Lucios out of the ring and Voltage rummages under the ring and pulls out a window, Lucios goes head first through the window! OH MY GOD HE GOT DEFENESTRATED!!! Inside the ring, Ecosystem falls on Phantos and referee Mel Creech rushes in from the back and makes the one, two, THREE!! Defenestrators retain the titles! But wait! GM the Rick sees the broken glass and catches MacCappington leaving the ring! He uses his executive powers to order Creech to restart the match, and sends LOADED to the back! Hardcore is furious, and he takes it out on Creech, nailing him with a spinning heel kick that sends him out of the ring as well! That will be a fine, I am sure. LOADED reluctantly leaves the ring, Lucios is just getting to his feet at ringside, and Phantos is still out in the center of the ring. Ecosystem pulls Phantos up and hits a snap suplex and covers, but the referees are still stunned on the outside. Lucios clears the cobwebs and sees Voltage charging at him and catches him in the face with a big boot, then grabs him and power bombs him on the floor! Inside the ring Ecosystem pulls Phantos up and whips him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon, Phantos puts on the brakes and DESTROYS Eco with a double under hook pile driver, but Eco, despite being out, somehow lands with his arm draped across a dazed Phantos chest. Outside Lucios grabs Voltage and shoots him back into the ring and slides in and covers. Mel Creech rushes to the ring and makes the three count on Phantos, at the same time, Angel Barros regains his composure enough to slide under the bottom rope and count the pin on Voltage. Both referee’s raise the winners hands, but wait! It was a double pin! Who the hell was the legal man? As the two referee’s argue, Lucios gets to his feet and throws Voltage out of the ring. He pulls Eco to his feet and lifts him for a slam, but he clips Creech and he and Barros bump heads, so more referee’s are down. Lucios and Eco fall to the mat, Phantos is still dazed and there is no referee. The crowd starts to buzz and a man jumps the guardrail and slides into the ring, it’s FIRECHILD!! He grabs Ecosystem and KILLS him with the Devil Driver! Firechild looks at Phantos and Lucios and just leaves the ring. They hesitate for a moment, then Lucios covers, and Glaw starts to make the three count, but he is stopped by GM the Rick who saw that there was interference! This match may never end. Meanwhile, Voltage comes back into the ring and pastes Lucios in the back with a chair shot and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Lucios reverses the whip and catches Voltage, Phantos jumps to his feet and they hit the 3-D!!! Lucios gets a burst of energy now and he hauls Voltage onto his shoulders, Phantos climbs to the top rope, DROP KICK DEVICE!! Phantos hooks the leg, Lucios leaves the ring and rolls original referee Sterling Glaw into the ring, ONE……..TWO……..THREE!!!! NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! WINNERS in 33:12 – and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Phantos & Lucios
Phantos and Lucios struggle to their feet and take their titles from Glaw and climb to the corners and hold their titles for the crowd to see. They get a nice pop from the people and the celebration lasts for several minutes. Phantos & Lucios climb down from the turnbuckles and are met in the ring by two masked men carrying silver briefcases, before either Phantos or Lucios can react, they each catch a briefcase to the face sending them to the mat. One masked man grabs Phantos and plants him on the briefcase with a DDT, the other grabs Lucios and stands the big man up and slams him in the head a second time sending him to the mat. The masked men mount the new tag team champions and hammer them in the heads with chain wrapped fists until blood has seeped through both masks. Content that neither man will be moving any time soon, the masked men get to their feet and slowly pull of their masks revealing THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS!! They exchange a high five as the crowd boos. They point to the crowd and laugh, and Johnny comes up with a mic:
I am sure a lot of you are wondering why we are here. Its real simple, we are here to right some wrongs, we are here to reclaim out spot as THE dominant tag team in the OOWF. And the first step is this…
AA opens one of the briefcases and pulls out two clip boards with a stack of papers attached to them. Johnny takes one, AA takes the other, then they go back to Phantos and Lucios and hammer the fallen champions some more, getting their blood on their hands. They each sign the contracts in the blood of the champions, and make sure to give the cameramen a good shot of the blood stained contracts.
JA: There, now that that is all official like, that brings us to our next order of business….
GMtR: WAIT!! JUST WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! I should have both of you arrested and thrown the hell OUT of this building and into a jail cell! I never approved those contracts! There is nothing legal about them! Now GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING BEFORE I…..
AA: Before you WHAT Rick? YOU are not going to do a damn thing. These contracts are PERFECTLY legal, thanks to this man…..
AA turns and another man hops the guardrail and rolls into the ring, he gets to his feet and straightens his fancy suit and we see it is LJ Bennett!
LJB: My my my Ricky, it looks like you have just seen a ghost! Now, I believe you were saying something amusing about those contracts not being official. Seeing that I am the CEO of this here company, I do believe I have the final say on all contracts. Don’t worry Rick, you will get to see them, there are some…..amenities……that have been agreed to, it will be your responsibility to make sure that the contract terms are fulfilled.
<GM the Rick stands at the top of the ramp seething with rage>
AA: That brings us to the next step of our plan, Johnny, if you would do the honors
<Adrenaline opens the second briefcase and pulls out the two, well polished, original, OOWF World Tag Team Title belts, he throws one over his shoulder, and hands the other to AA>
AA: You see, these are OUR belts, thanks to a generous donation from a kind benefactor <AA winks to Bennett knowingly> and these will remain the property of The Heels for as long as we damn well please. All you boys in the back are on notice, this ain’t your grandpa’s Chickenshit Heels, we are tired of being everyone’s punch line, this time around, you will see why we are the best damn tag team in OOWF history. Stand ‘em up Johnny
<Adrenaline pulls Phantos to his feet and AA PASTES him right between the eyes with a title shot. Then AA grabs Lucios and he gets the same from Adrenaline. LJ Bennett stands between the Heels and raises their arms in victory as the fans boo mercilessly and throw litter into the ring. GM the Rick just shakes his head and slowly makes his way to the back>
To Be Continued
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jul 29, 2008 14:07:56 GMT -5
OUTBACK JACK vs. F. FONZWORTH MACCAPPINGTON III – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchMacCappington comes to the ring, he doesn’t appear to be in a very good mood, and who can blame him considering the only guys in LOADED to hold gold just lost their titles. He has Lance hold the ropes for him and he climbs into the ring and sneers at the referee when the ref checks him for foreign objects. Outback Jack’s music plays next and he comes out to the top of the ramp and strikes a Sandman type pose, holding the title high in one hand, and cracking open, and downing a Fosters in the other. Jack makes his way to the ring, cracking open a second Fosters that someone in the crowd handed him along the way. He gets into the ring and gives the title to the referee and meets MacCappington in the center of the ring. MacCappington looks at the beer soaked Outback Jack in disgust and talks some trash, all of which just draws a smile from Jack, until MacCappington evidently says something about beer. The look on Jack’s face noticeably changes, and he takes a long slug of Fosters, turns and spits it back into MacCappington’s face, then attacks with a flurry of punches and kicks that sends MacCappington backpedaling and finally between the ropes to the floor. Lance rushes to MacCappington’s side and helps him to his feet, MacCappington loses his cool and rages on the outside for a moment, before regaining his calm, dignified demeanor, calming himself and climbing to the apron. Jack runs over and grabs MacCappington to bring him into the ring, but MacCappington grabs him by the head and jumps off the apron, slingshotting Jack into the ring. MacCappington rolls into the ring and covers OBJ and gets a one count. FFM pulls Jack to his feet and sends him to the corner and follows him in with an avalanche. Jack staggers out of the corner, and MacCappington scoops him up and plants him on the mat with a power slam, then gets to his feet and drops repeated elbows across his chest. MacCappington covers, but Jack kicks out at two. FFM pulls OBJ to his feet and sends him to the ropes again and levels him with a clothesline, then drops a knee across his chest, another cover gets another two count. MacCappington drags Jack over to the ropes and pushes his throat across the middle rope, then rebounds off the ropes and leaps, driving all his weight onto Jack’s back. OBJ falls to the mat in pain and MacCappington struts around the ring proud of what he has done. When the referee isn’t looking, Lance reaches in and peppers Jack with slaps across the face, Jack snaps to and reaches out and grabs Lance and he screams like a little girl, but MacCappington charges across the ring and drops a knee right between his shoulder blades driving the wind out of Jack. MacCappington pulls Jack to the middle of the ring and grabs his legs and locks him in a Boston crab, sitting all the way down and leaning back trying for the submission. Jack fights through the pain and crawls to the ropes and forces the break. MacCappington waits until the referee threatens disqualification before he breaks the hold. Outback Jack rolls out of the ring to the floor and grabs his back in pain. MacCappington follows him out of the ring and pulls him to his feet and slams him back first into the apron, then holds him and calls for Lance to nail him with the cane, Lance charges in but Jack moves out of the way and Lance nails MacCappington in the face with the cane sending him to the floor! Jack kicks Lance and grabs him and plants him with a DDT on the floor. OBJ rolls into the ring to break the count, and waits on the inside for MacCappington to get to his feet, when he does, Jack charges and nails him with a baseball slide to the back of the head that sends MacCappington sprawling over the Vietnamese Announce Table. Jack slips out of the ring and pulls MacCappington up out of the wreckage and nails him with a spinning clothesline that sends him tripping over the wreckage of the table and falling face first into the steel ring steps. OBJ grabs a piece of the table and waits, as a now bloody MacCappington slowly gets up, Jack throws the broken piece of table and bounces it off of MacCappington’s noggin. The referee appears to be willing to allow a little bit of leeway in this one. Jack grabs MacCappington and rolls him into the ring and pulls him up into the corner and blisters him with shots to the chest, then sends him to the ropes, Jack bounds off the opposite ropes and drives MacCappington to the mat with a bulldog, then grabs him and locks on the cross face! Now it is MacCappington’s turn to struggle to the ropes and force the break. Jack breaks and motions to the crowd but MacCappington nails him with a low blow doubling him over in pain. MacCappington pulls Jack to his feet and hits the ropes and connects with Jack’s move, the BOOMERANG! As Jack hits the ropes, MacCappington locks him in a camel clutch, leaning way back and adding to the punishment with several cross faces across the nose. Jack refuses to give up however. and fights through the pain. MacCappington finally releases the hold and pulls Jack to his feet and sends him into the corner HARD, as Jack staggers out of the corner MacCappington catches him with the GREETINGS FROM PACIFIC HEIGHTS! MacCappington covers, but Jack somehow rolls his shoulder at two! MacCappington gets to his feet and screams at the referee, backing him into the corner and threatening to murder him. Jack grabs MacCappington from behind and spins him, and tries a stunner, but MacCappington slips out of it and rolls Jack up from behind, one, two, MacCappington puts his feet on the ropes, THREE! WINNER in 17:41 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – F. Fonzworth MacCappington III STANK vs. DONOVAN VIPER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage Chain MatchThe cage is in place and ready to go. This is really a simple match, the cage door will be locked, and there is no escape. The only way to win is through pin fall or submission. There are also two 15-foot long logging chains in the ring, hanging from the corner of the cage that are fair game for either man to use however they see fit. Donovan Viper is announced first and he comes out to the top of the ramp with the rest of LOADED, then makes his way to the ring alone. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stank is announced next and he comes out, holds his title high in the air and makes his way to the ring. The outside referee closes the door and this one is underway. Stank glares at Viper and dares him to make the first move. Viper charges and Stank steadies himself and drops Viper to the mat. Donovan Viper gets to his feet and sees the look of rage in Stank’s eyes and makes a mad dash to the corner and leaps onto the turnbuckle to get a chain, but Stank catches him before he can get there, grabs him by the head and throws him off the corner into the cage. Viper slides down the cage between the cage and the ropes, Stank rebounds off the ropes and slams Viper in the back of the head, driving his face into the cage. Stank grabs Viper and pulls him back to his feet and bends him backward over the ropes and drives an elbow into his throat, then slams him face first into the cage again. Viper crumbles to the mat, and Stank climbs the corner and grabs the chain. He pulls Viper up again and loops the chain around his throat and pulls him over the ropes and into the ring. Stank keeps the chain around Viper’s neck and wraps the end around his fist and hammers Viper in the face, opening a nasty gash on his forehead. Stank stops pummeling Viper and Viper falls to the mat and tries to crawl to the ropes, leaving a trail of blood behind him as he does. Viper pulls himself up using the ropes, meanwhile Stank stands behind him wrapping the chain around his elbow. Viper finally gets to his feet and Stank gets a running start and SLAMS him between the eyes with a chain assisted death elbow! Viper falls to the mat, barely conscious, blood pouring off his face. Stank decides not to go for the pin right away and drags Viper to the corner and climbs to the second rope for a springboard splash, but Viper manages to get his knees up and catch Stank in the mid section. Stank falls to the mat in pain, and Viper pulls himself to his feet and staggers around the ring, blood staining his chest and pants now. Viper sees the chain on the mat and grabs it and waits for Stank to get to his knees, then repeatedly WHIPS him across the back with the chain. Stank howls in pain and tries to get to his feet, but Viper wraps the chain around Stank’s forehead and rakes it back and forth, Stank’s forehead explodes in blood. Viper loops the chain around Stank’s throat and uses it to sling him into the cage. Viper climbs to the top rope and wraps the chain around his fist and leaps, dropping a fist between Stank’s eyes, the champion is stunned on the mat, Viper gets to his feet and runs across the ring and grabs the second chain. Viper pulls Stank to his feet and backs him into the corner and hammers him with forearm shots to the face, then turns him around and uses the chain to tie Stank’s arms behind his back. Stank comes to enough to start fighting, but Viper climbs to the second rope and takes the second chain and loops it around Stank’s throat. He climbs to the top rope and pulls the chain tight. Stank can’t use his hands to pull the chain away! Viper may kill him! Viper stands on the top rope pulling for all he is worth. Stan’s eyes bulge and the blood spurts from his forehead. Stank appears to be on the verge of losing consciousness when the big man lurches out of the corner and falls to the mat, bulling Viper off the top rope to the mat! Stank lays motionless on the mat for a moment, the referee checks on him to make sure he is still alive. The referee appears to be content, and Stank begins thrashing around trying to get his hands free. Donovan Viper gets to his feet and drops a leg across the back of Stank’s head, then grabs the chain and hammers him on the back of the head until Stank stops moving. Viper stops, kneeling next to Stank, he wipes the blood from his face and laughs maniacally, he rolls Stank over and covers, but Stank still manages to roll his shoulder at two sending Viper into a fit of rage. Viper gets to his feet and stomps Stank a few times, then grabs the chain and heads to the top rope. Viper waits perched on the top as Stank struggles to his feet, his arms still bound behind his back. Viper wraps the chain around his arm and leaps, but Stank was playing a bit of possum, he had his hands free, and the chain wrapped around his fist, as Viper soars through the air, Stank DESTROYS him with a double sledge to the chest. Viper hits the mat and spits up a mouth full of blood and gasps for air. Stank may have just shattered his ribs. Stank gets back to his feet and bellows like a wounded animal and pulls Viper to his feet and sends him high into the cage. Viper hits the cage and flops to the mat like a rag doll. Stank pulls him into the corner and stands him up and just obliterates him with punches and forearms. The only thing that saves Viper is a thumb to the eye. Viper pulls himself out of the corner and rakes Stank’s face along the ropes, then grabs him and plants him on the mat with a scorpion death drop. Viper covers, but once again Stank manages to roll his shoulder. Viper shows his frustration, and tries to hammer Stank with shots to the head, but weak from the beating he has taken and the loss of blood, they have little effect. Viper pulls Stank to his feet and connects with a spinning fist that sends Stank staggering back to the corner. Viper charges, but Stank moves out of the way and Viper crashes into the corner chest first, the sudden stop sprays blood into the first row. Stank grabs Viper and hits a release German suplex, Viper lands on the piled up chain, slamming the back of his skull onto steel. Viper appears to be fighting to remain conscious, Stank isn’t doing much better. The big man struggles to get off of one knee and make it over to Viper. Stank pulls Viper up and whips him into the corner, once again Viper hits chest first, this time Stank charges after him and avalanches him in the corner. Stank keeps Viper in the corner and loops the chain around his neck several times, then sets him on the top rope grabs him up and hits a MUSCLE BUSTER~!! Stank crawls over and drapes his arm across Viper’s chest, one, two, three. This one is mercifully over. WINNER in 39:15 – and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion - Stank Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF MADNESS Pay Per View! Live March 30th From Warminster, Pennsylvania! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Semi-Finals, Live! February 27th from Buzzard’s Bay, Massachusetts!
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