Post by mooseheadjack on Apr 18, 2008 20:00:57 GMT -5
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Tag Team Mayhem Tournament to determine the #1 contenders to the tag titles
Round 1
GatorBait & Outback Jack vs. LI & Ecosystem
LI and eco attack to start. It doesn’t last very long, GB grabs eco in the corner while LI and OBJ tumble out of the ring. GB chops eco util he collapses in the corner. Outside OBJ takes LI and bulldogs him onto the concrete floor. OBJ rolls inside and helps GB doubleteam Eco. Gb picks up eco and whips him into the ropes, eco comes back and GB and OBJ catch him with the “Down Under” (3D) Eco is out. LI tries to make his way back to the ring apron, but OBJ nails him in the back of the head with the boomerang clothesline. LI is back out on the floor. GB jumps out of the ring and hits the chomp on LI, LI could be dead. Back inside OBJ waits for Eco to get up, he hits the boomerang and knocks eco silly. GB climbs the ropes and OBJ sets up eco for the Shrimp on the Barby (Demolition’s old finisher) GB drops the elbow, eco is out, LI can not make the save, the ref counts 1,2,3.
WINNERS in 2:45 Outback Jack & GatorBait
Hardbody Harris & Semaj B vs. Eric O’ Mac & Canadian Dragon
All four men shake hands in the middle of the ring. Semaj B and Eric O’Mac start out. Quick tie up, both men get to the ropes, they take turns reversing each other on the ropes until they reach the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, and gets it. Back in the middle of the ring, the two lock up, SB grabs the headlock, EOM pushes him off to the ropes. Leapfrog over the charging SB, on the rebound EOM with a deep armdrag. Both men quickly back to their feet. The crowd applauds, as do all four men. Tie up again, this time Eom grabs the side headlock. SB shoves him off, they start the criss cross. SB is down, EOM tumbles over him and makes the quick tag to Canadian Dragon. Dragon is quickly over the ropes and charges SB, SB whips him to the ropes and ducks a clothesline, SB bounds off the ropes and makes a quick tag to his corner, HH is in and catches a charging CD a back elbow. CD is down, HH follows it up with an elbow drop to the small of the back, and locks on a chinlock. CD is quickly to his feet and breaks the hold with an elbow to the midsection. CD is off the ropes and connects on the rebound with a hurracarana. HH is down, CD makes the tag to EOM. EOM comes in and catches HH with a spin kick to the face. EOM goes for the pin and gets a one count. HH is up and turns into a EOM t-bone suplex. Another cover gets two. HH is up and catches a charging Eom with a high knee, HH makes the tag to SB, SB charges into a tilt a whirl backbreaker. EOM makes the tag to CD. CD comes in off the ropes with a springboard dropkick to SB. Cover gets one. CD quickly goes to the top rope and tries a moonsault on a prone SB, at the last minute SB moves andCD crashes to the mat. SB is up first and picks up CD and sends him to the ropes, SB catchs him with a sleeper, CD quickly tries escape but SB turns it into a stroke facebuster. Quick tag to HH who waits for CD to get up, as soon as he does HH hits the To Be Edited in Later. HH covers and hooks both legs, 1,2,3 CD can not kick out. After the match all four men shake hands
WINNERS in 5:27 Hardbody Harris & Semaj B.
Moosehead Jack & Grunt vs. Morte & Beast
All four men attack in this one. MHJ and Morte are in one corner pounding away on one another, the two big men are already on the floor. MHJ pins morte in the corner and punches him in the face until morte slumps down. Outside the two big men are trading haymakers. Beast finally gets the upperhand by raking Grunts eyes and slamming him into the ringpost. Beast tries to get back on the apron, but mhj runs over and punches beast back off the apron. Morte takes advantage of mhj’s distraction and charges out of the corner with a clothesline. Morte stomps jack until mhj slides in the corner to beg off. Morte stands over mhj and dares him to get up. Mhj grabs morte’s tights and pulls him into the corner. By this time grunt is back in the ring, he charges morte and crushes him in the corner with an avalanche. Grunt stays in the ring and scoops up morte for the big slam. Morte wiggles free and drops behind grunt. When grunt turns morte hits him with a spinkick. Grunt is staggered a bit, morte bounces off the ropes for a clothesline, but beast tags himself in. Morte, looking a little annoyed, gets out and allows Beast to come in. Beast hammers away at grunt, forcing him into the neutral corner and choking him with his boot. Morte wants back in, but beast won’t make the tag. Beast taunts MHJ, allowing grunt to regain his composure. Beast turns around and Grunt catches him with a charging clothesline out of the corner. Grunt tags MHJ who runs in and immediately starts biting the beast. Beast tosses him off, but still does not tag morte. Mhj charges the beast, beast catches him with a huge back body drop. MHJ is down and tries to make the tag. Beast picks up MHJ and sends him to the ropes, beast catches him with a big bearhug. MHJ is in agony as the life is being squeezed out of him. Grunt runs in and makes the save by nailing beast in the back. MHJ goes to the eyes and beast drops to one knee. MHJ quickly makes the tag, beast realizes that gurnt is back in and makes a hard tag to morte. Morte stares at his partner, and gets blindsided by grunt. Grunt whips morte into the ropes and hits a big boot. Morte is down. Grunt drops a lazy leg drop and goes for the cover. Morte rolls the shoulder at two, beast didn’t even try to make the save. Grunt is trying to pick up morte when morte hits a shot to the midsection, followed by two more, grunt falls to one knee, morte jumps up and hits a shining wizard, then collapses to the mat. Beast reaches in and tags himself in again. Beast grabs grunt in a bear hug, it is not very effective though. Meanwhile a very agitated morte rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. MHJ sees this and yells for the ref. Morte slides in the ring, grabs beast and slams the chair over his head. Beast goes down in a heap, the ref didn’t see a thing. Morte tosses the chair out of the ring and walks to the back. Grunt comes off the ropes and hits a big splash. 1,2,3 its over.
WINNERS in 9:12 Moosehead Jack and Grunt
Brad Smoley & Gimmickman vs. Black Dragon & Blade
Gimmickman is not 100% and Smoley is, well Smoley. BD and Blade attack quickly and isolate Biscuit. They double team him with chops and punches until he falls face first to the mat. They turn to G who is on the apron. Blade taunts Gimmick daring him to come in the ring, Gimmick runs in and gets blindsided by a BD thrustkick to his injured throat. Gimmick falls out of the ring clutching his throat and gasping for air. Blade and BD turn to smoley who is just now getting to his feet. Blade climbs the ropes while BD grabs smoley from behind, BD hits a beautiful german suplex, just as smoley’s head hits the canvas, Blade comes off the ropes with a perfect legdrop, Cover gets two. Blade leaves the ring and clotheslines Gimmick who was just to his feet, then rolls back inside. BD and Blade wait for Smoley to get to his feet, as soon as he is standing they hit Total Elimination. Blade covers, 1,2,3.
WINNERS in 3:33 Blade and Black Dragon
SEMI-FINALS
GatorBait & Outback Jack vs. Hardbody Harris and Semaj B.
Both teams shake hands to start this match as well. HH and GB start, lock up GB grabs a sidehead lock, HH tries to shoot him to the ropes but GB puts on the breaks and rolls HH into a sideheadlock on the mat. HH works his way back to his feet and tries again to whip GB, again GB puts on the breaks. GB walks HH over to the corner and tags in OBJ who immidately grabs the sideheadlock on HH. HH reverses it into a belly to back suplex. Both men recover quickly and get to their feet. Tie up again this time HH grabs the sideheadlock, before OBJ can try to reverse it, HH goes behind and rolls up OBJ for a two count. HH tags in Semaj B. SB scoops OBJ and slams him hard, he then bows and drops a fist right between OBJ’s eyes. Cover for no count. SB tries to pick up OBJ but OBJ responds with an English uppercut that almost takes SB’s head off. OBJ whips SB to the ropes and catches a drop toe hold. OBJ pounces and applies a full nelson camel clutch. SB yells in pain, HH comes in and kicks OBJ to break the hold. OBJ tags in GB. HE picks up SB and drops him across his knee SB falls in pain. GB rolls him over on his back and drops a knee from the second rope. He applies the Hooked move (rings of Saturn) SB is close to tapping, but reaches the ropes. HH is on the apron stomping and cheering for his man. SB gets to his feet, GB kicks him in the midsection and pedigrees him. Cover gets 1,2…HH runs in and breaks up the pin. This brings in OBJ who clotheslines HH out of the ring. With HH out, GB goes to one corner, OBJ goes to the opposite corner. SB is in the middle of the ring, he slowly gets to his feet, and whne he does both men spring from their corners, GB hits a regular clothesline, while OBJ hits a clothesline to the back of the head, SB’s head is sandwiched in the middle. He drops, GB makes the cover while OBJ keeps HH from coming back into the ring. The ref counts three and its over.
WINNERS at 6:14 GatorBait and Outback Jack
Moosehead Jack & Grunt vs. Blackdragon and Blade
MHJ starts agains BD. They tie up and mhj immediately goes to the eyes. Punch to the back of the head drops BD where he stands. MHJ pounces and bites BD and slams his head into the mat. MHJ picks up BD and moves him to the corner. Trapped in the corner, MHJ and Grunt take turns choking BD. BD slumps in the corner, MHJ tags grunt. Grunt gets a running start for a splash, BD moves and rolls across the ring and tags in Blade. Grunt slams into the corner and staggers out, Blade rocks grunt with heavy shots to the head. Blade comes off the ropes and clotheslines grunt but can not get him off his feet. Blade stares at Grunt, Grunt dares him to do it again. Blade bounces off the ropes to clothesline Grunt, meanwhile BD comes in and gets down behind Grunt, Blade connects with the clothesline and grunt tumbles over BD. Blade mounts grunt and starts pounding away at the big man. After a few seconds Grunt pushes Blade off of him. Outside the ring BD grabs Grunt by the throat and pulls his head out of the ring, BD drops an elbow on Grunt’s exposed throat. Inside the ring Blade picks up grunt’s legs and drops a knee on his groin. Grunt is in pain now, BD and Blade are doing a perfect job double teaming him. MHJ comes in and buys Grunt some time. Grunt gets to his knee, both BD and Blade are waiting for him, as soon as Grunt looks up, they both spin kick him in the head. Grunt is down, BD covers for a two count, MHJ comes in and axehandles BD in the back of the head. BD and Blade double team MHJ whipping him into the ropes and double back body dropping him. Moose slams to the canvas, when he gets to his feet both are waiting for him, a double superkick sends moose over the top rope. BD and Blade turn and wait for Grunt to get up, just as they are about to charge the dazed grunt, MHJ reaches in and grabs BD’s foot and pulls him out of the ring. Blade charges anyway and Grunt catches him by the throat. Grunt chokeslams Blade but is too dazed to make the cover. Outside the ring, MHJ slams BD’s head into the rail and slides back into the ring. MHJ gets to his corner just as Grunt gets there, the tag is made, MHJ runs in and pounces on Blade. MHJ picks him up and drops him with a DDT. Outside the ring, BD quickly recovers and grabs a chair, BD runs around the ring and slams Grunt in the back knocking him from the apron. A chair to the midsection doubles grunt up in pain. Then to everyone’s amazement, BD delivers an OMG! Suplex to Grunt outside the ring! MHJ, who was watching this and not Blade, turns around and catches Blade sneaking up on him with a chair. The two glare at each other. BD slides in the ring with a chair of his own and nails MHJ in the back. Jack staggers for a second, Blackdragon and Blade line up and hit the conchairto crushing moose’s skull between the chairs. The ref decides not to call for the bell because Moose is a bastard, and Blade covers for the pin.
WINNERS in 12:04 Blackdragon and Blade
Microplay vs. Concrete TG – No Titles on the Line
Concrete TG comes to the ring, but he is not dressed. He grabs the mic and explains that he would love nothing more than to destroy Micro, but that scumbag Viper injured his neck last night. “I have to be 100% for the PPV, so it looks like you are going to win this one, I hope you are happy with a forfeit victory.” CTG goes to leave the ring and JA pounces on him, pounding on him mercilessly. Micro grabs CTG and hits a spinning brainbuster, CTG writhes in pain. Just then Viper hits the ring and he and Micro get into a staredown. CTG is almost to his feet when Micro and Viper both turn on him and level him with punches and kicks. Viper picks up CTG for a piledriver and Micro climbs the ropes, SPIKE PILEDRIVER!! CTG is done. Micro raises Vipers arms in celebration, the two walk around for a few seconds and gloat. Then Viper turns and nearly takes Micro’s head off with a clothesline. Viper picks up Micro and hits a brutal sidewinder. Micro is out. Viper grabs the mic and looks at both men, “never trust a snake” and drops the mic and leaves. Micro and CTG are both left in the middle of the ring.
TAG TEAM TOURNEY – FINALS
GatorBait & Outback Jack vs. Blade and Blackdragon
BD and Blade attack to start, they dump OBJ over the top rope and focus on GB. Double whip to the ropes, they catch GB with a big back body drop. BD and Blade hit opposite ropes, BD drops a leg across the throat, Blade hits a spinning splash to the midsection. Blade covers for one, OBJ charges back into the ring and hits a dusty Rhodes elbow smash to BD and catches a charging Blade with a release belly to belly suplex. GB is back on his feet, GB grabs BD, OBJ grabs Blade, double noggin knocker, Blade falls out of the ring, BD is trapped inside. GB hits a rick rude neckbreaker and covers for one. OBJ is finally escorted out to the apron, with the ref distracted with OBJ, BD rakes GB’s eyes, hits a low blow, then comes off the ropes with a clothesline. GB is down. BD makes the tag to Blade who comes in and chokes GB and gets a one count. Blade is up, GB slowly gets to his feet, Blade comes off the ropes and hits a wicked hurracarana. Blade makes the quick tag to BD who grabs GB and hits a wicked capture suplex. BD picks GB up again and hits a perfect T-bone Suplex, going for the trifecta he goes behind and hits a perfect dragon suplex. BD bridges and gets 2 before OBJ runs in and breaks up the pin. GB is in a world of trouble now. BD pins him in the corner and assaults him with chops and kicks. Tag to Blade who comes in and hits a snap suplex. Another quick tag to BD who hits a flying headbut from the top rope. Another two count is broken up by OBJ. Blade whips GB into the ropes for a dropkick, GB holds on to the ropes in desperation and Blade slams into the mat. GB drops to one knee and reaches for a tag, he is crawling to the outstretched hand of OBJ when BD comes flying in with an elbow to the back of the head. BD and Blade whip GB to the ropes, GB ducks a double clothesline and hits a clothesline of his own on the rebound. All three are down. BD rolls out of the ring, Blade is almost to his feet when GB lunges and makes the hot tag to OBJ. OBJ comes in and levels Blade with a clothesline, Blade gets quickly back to his feet and is dropped with another clothesline, Blade springs up again and gets leveled again. BD is on the apron but eats an OBJ elbow, he flies from the apron and slams into the steel barricade. Blade is just back to his feet, OBJ comes off the ropes and nails a perfect bulldog. OBJ tags in GB, they line up Blade for the double clothesline, Blade gets to his feet and gets hit with a clothesline to the front and back. Blade drops to the mat, GB falls and locks on Hooked, OBJ kicks BD off the apron again, Blade has no choice but to tap.
WINNERS at 11:03 and NEW #1 contenders GatorBait and Outback Jack
Johnny Adrenaline & LD Williams vs. Hellion & Corax for the OOWF World Tag Team Titles
LD starts with Corax, lockup ends with LD kneeing C in the midsection. LD scoop slams C and knees him in the head. Tags in JA who comes in and picks up C and whips him to the ropes, on the rebound he catches C with a spindbuster. JA holds on to the legs and turns it into a boston crab. C struggles to reach the ropes but can not. H runs in and kicks JA in the back of the head breaking the hold. H turns to leave the ring, JA jumps to his feet and dropkicks H over the top rope. JA helps Corax up and belly to back suplexes him. Tag to LDW who comes in and hits a neckbreaker. C is down, LDW climbs the second rope and drops a leg. Cover gets a two count. LWW picks up C and hits a twist of fate. No cover, but a tag to JA instead. JA comes in and levels a recovering C with a clothesline. Cover for two. JA picks up Ca nd hits a sidewinder powerbomb. Cover gets two and is broken up by Hellion. C is in trouble. JA hits the ropes and connects with a lionsault. Another two count, another breakup by Hellion. JA picks up C for a tombstone piledriver, C manages to reverse it, but before he can drop, LDW comes in and dropkicks JA’s back. They fall with JA on top, ref counts two. JA is up first, Corax is slow to get up, JA climbs the ropes for a cross body block, C ducks, JA slams into the mat. C rolls over and makes a tag. Hellion comes in and picks up JA, whips him into the ropes and connects with a powerslam. H jumps up and catches LDW with a superkick as he is coming into the ring, LDW flies out of the ring. Hellion climbs the ropes and hits a perfect moonsault on a prone JA. Cover gets two as LDW slides back in and breaks up the pin. Corax comes back in and kicks LDW in the midsection, he sets him up and hits the Canadian Destroyer Piledriver. LDW falls from the ring, out of it. Hellion drags JA to one corner and sets him up for the Tornado DDT, Corax mounts the opposite corner. Hellion nails a perfect tornado DDT, just as JA settles, Corax flies from the top rope with a guillotine legdrop. Corax covers, 1,2,3.
WINNERS in 14:52 and still OOWF Wrold Tag Team Champions, Hellion & Corax
Thinking the show is over the crowd begins to file out of the arena. Eco runs out and grabs the house mic. "Whoooooah Whooooah Whoooah. I am not too pleased with this show. It seems to me like the Establishment got a raw deal. Ministry, you have the tag champions, and you have your boy Viper running around taking out other wrestlers. WEll I'll tell you what, as General Manager of the OOWF I just can not have that, so here's what I'm going to do. Viper, you want to beat on people so bad, then come on down to the ring and we'll give you someone to beat on." Viper enters the ring first, you can see him asking who his opponant will be. Eco: "well now lets see, who hasn't wrestled here tonight, who thinks he is the baddest dog on the block? Who thinks starting the Ministry just to block the Establishment? Ah yes, Underdawg! Get down here, you two have a match!"
UD comes to the ring, he and Viper eye each other, but have no reason to fight.
Eco "now, I know you guys wouldn't even dream of mailing this in right? Because if I feel like you are not giving enough effort, i will FIRE BOTH YOUR ASSES! But, since I am also a very fair and reasonable man, I will grant this, the winner gets a match, any kind of match he choses, against anyone he choses at the PPV after Apocalypse W."
Eco leaves the ring, but stops and reaches under the ring for something. He tosses a chain and two dog collars in the ring.
"Oh, one more thing, since I AM the gm, this match is going to be a no DQ dog-collar chain match, RING THE BELL REF!"
Underdawg vs. Viper no DQ match
Viper and UD eye each other warily as the ref fastens the collar around both of their necks. He fastens it around Vipers neck and then to the other end of the chain. The Ref calls for the bell. Viper tries to run, UD yanks the chain and Viper flies off his feet. Viper gets up again, UD grabs the chain, yells “c’mere bitch!” and pulls Viper towards him. UD catches him and picks him up and chokeslams him. Viper is down. As per the rules, UD must touch all four corners to win. UD drags Viper to three corners, but before he can touch the fourth corner Viper stops him with a low blow. UD falls to his knees. Viper wraps the chain around his fist and pounds on UD’s head, quickly opening a huge bloody gash. Viper then takes the chain and wraps it around UD’s neck and chokes him. Choking him makes the blood spurt from UD’s wound. Viper releases the choke and tries to reach the plunder, but the ref has pushed it from the ring. Viper can not get through the ropes to reach it, so he throws UD over the top rope, HE pulls back on the chain hanging UD from the ropes, UD’s feet can not quite touch the floor, just as he begins to go limp, Viper releases the chain and UD crashes to the floor. Viper springs over the top rope and gathers some of the plunder around rindside and tosses it back into the ring. When he has enough he helps UD up and rolls him under the bottom rope. Viper follows him in and picks up a chair. As UD gets to his knees Viper slams the chair over his head. Viper smirks at UD and yells to the crowd “your boy ain’t so bad now is he?” Viper touches three corners, but just before he can reach the fourth UD pulls him away. Viper kicks UD and drops him with a DDT. Now UD is dead weight. Viper drags him to three corners, but UD wraps his legs around the rope and keeps Viper from pulling him to the last corner. Viper storms over to UD but UD drops him with a low blow. UD doubles up the chain and whips Viper across the back immediately raising huge red welts. Viper tries to run, but UD, now on his feet, pulls the chain and Viper runs toward him and eats a boot to the face. Now it is UD’s turn to wrap the chain around his fist and pound away at Viper’s head. It isn’t long until Viper is bleeding heavily from the forehead. UD gets tired of punching Viper, so he loops the chain around his boot once and stomps on Vipers forehead, deepening the gash. UD picks up a trashcan lid that Viper brought into the ring and slams it over his head, UD then sends Viper into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, Viper is dazed. UD picks him up, throws him over his shoulder and nails a perfect Fireplug Piledriver on a steel chair. Looks academic now. UD touches three corners, but Viper recovers just in time to keep him from touching the fourth. Frustrated, UD falls on Viper and chokes him with the chain. UD is up, he pulls Viper to his feet. They are punching and chopping each other as they walk around the ring, both have touched three corners. At the fourth they battle it out, UD staggers Viper and picks him up for another fireplug piledriver, Viper escapes, lands behind UD, grabs him and hits a sidewinder, UD is out, Viper gets to his feet and touches the final corner! The Ref calls for the bell
WINNER in 18:47 Viper
Both men are down on the mat, exhausted and bloody. The lights dim and the Establishment charge the ring. MHJ and Grunt pound on UD while Eco and LI stomp Viper. Neither man can defend themselves. Before they can do any real damage Corax, Hellion and the rest of the Ministry of Dawgness rush the ring and chase the Establishment off. The ref unchain both UD and Viper, they stare at each other for a second, then embrace. The Ministry stands united in the ring, arms raised in victory For now, the Ministry is united. The Establishment stands at the top of the ramp, furious that they let a golden opportunity slip away. Eco is fuming that his plan to split the Ministry failed. What will Viper wish for? Stay tuned!
Thanks for coming out, tune in for the next OOWF PPV – Apocalypse W! Live from the Crawford Texas Civic Center, Saturday night, November 6th!!!
We are here tonight at the Toad Suck Arena in beautiful Toad Suck Arkansas!
Tag Team Mayhem Tournament to determine the #1 contenders to the tag titles
Round 1
GatorBait & Outback Jack vs. LI & Ecosystem
LI and eco attack to start. It doesn’t last very long, GB grabs eco in the corner while LI and OBJ tumble out of the ring. GB chops eco util he collapses in the corner. Outside OBJ takes LI and bulldogs him onto the concrete floor. OBJ rolls inside and helps GB doubleteam Eco. Gb picks up eco and whips him into the ropes, eco comes back and GB and OBJ catch him with the “Down Under” (3D) Eco is out. LI tries to make his way back to the ring apron, but OBJ nails him in the back of the head with the boomerang clothesline. LI is back out on the floor. GB jumps out of the ring and hits the chomp on LI, LI could be dead. Back inside OBJ waits for Eco to get up, he hits the boomerang and knocks eco silly. GB climbs the ropes and OBJ sets up eco for the Shrimp on the Barby (Demolition’s old finisher) GB drops the elbow, eco is out, LI can not make the save, the ref counts 1,2,3.
WINNERS in 2:45 Outback Jack & GatorBait
Hardbody Harris & Semaj B vs. Eric O’ Mac & Canadian Dragon
All four men shake hands in the middle of the ring. Semaj B and Eric O’Mac start out. Quick tie up, both men get to the ropes, they take turns reversing each other on the ropes until they reach the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, and gets it. Back in the middle of the ring, the two lock up, SB grabs the headlock, EOM pushes him off to the ropes. Leapfrog over the charging SB, on the rebound EOM with a deep armdrag. Both men quickly back to their feet. The crowd applauds, as do all four men. Tie up again, this time Eom grabs the side headlock. SB shoves him off, they start the criss cross. SB is down, EOM tumbles over him and makes the quick tag to Canadian Dragon. Dragon is quickly over the ropes and charges SB, SB whips him to the ropes and ducks a clothesline, SB bounds off the ropes and makes a quick tag to his corner, HH is in and catches a charging CD a back elbow. CD is down, HH follows it up with an elbow drop to the small of the back, and locks on a chinlock. CD is quickly to his feet and breaks the hold with an elbow to the midsection. CD is off the ropes and connects on the rebound with a hurracarana. HH is down, CD makes the tag to EOM. EOM comes in and catches HH with a spin kick to the face. EOM goes for the pin and gets a one count. HH is up and turns into a EOM t-bone suplex. Another cover gets two. HH is up and catches a charging Eom with a high knee, HH makes the tag to SB, SB charges into a tilt a whirl backbreaker. EOM makes the tag to CD. CD comes in off the ropes with a springboard dropkick to SB. Cover gets one. CD quickly goes to the top rope and tries a moonsault on a prone SB, at the last minute SB moves andCD crashes to the mat. SB is up first and picks up CD and sends him to the ropes, SB catchs him with a sleeper, CD quickly tries escape but SB turns it into a stroke facebuster. Quick tag to HH who waits for CD to get up, as soon as he does HH hits the To Be Edited in Later. HH covers and hooks both legs, 1,2,3 CD can not kick out. After the match all four men shake hands
WINNERS in 5:27 Hardbody Harris & Semaj B.
Moosehead Jack & Grunt vs. Morte & Beast
All four men attack in this one. MHJ and Morte are in one corner pounding away on one another, the two big men are already on the floor. MHJ pins morte in the corner and punches him in the face until morte slumps down. Outside the two big men are trading haymakers. Beast finally gets the upperhand by raking Grunts eyes and slamming him into the ringpost. Beast tries to get back on the apron, but mhj runs over and punches beast back off the apron. Morte takes advantage of mhj’s distraction and charges out of the corner with a clothesline. Morte stomps jack until mhj slides in the corner to beg off. Morte stands over mhj and dares him to get up. Mhj grabs morte’s tights and pulls him into the corner. By this time grunt is back in the ring, he charges morte and crushes him in the corner with an avalanche. Grunt stays in the ring and scoops up morte for the big slam. Morte wiggles free and drops behind grunt. When grunt turns morte hits him with a spinkick. Grunt is staggered a bit, morte bounces off the ropes for a clothesline, but beast tags himself in. Morte, looking a little annoyed, gets out and allows Beast to come in. Beast hammers away at grunt, forcing him into the neutral corner and choking him with his boot. Morte wants back in, but beast won’t make the tag. Beast taunts MHJ, allowing grunt to regain his composure. Beast turns around and Grunt catches him with a charging clothesline out of the corner. Grunt tags MHJ who runs in and immediately starts biting the beast. Beast tosses him off, but still does not tag morte. Mhj charges the beast, beast catches him with a huge back body drop. MHJ is down and tries to make the tag. Beast picks up MHJ and sends him to the ropes, beast catches him with a big bearhug. MHJ is in agony as the life is being squeezed out of him. Grunt runs in and makes the save by nailing beast in the back. MHJ goes to the eyes and beast drops to one knee. MHJ quickly makes the tag, beast realizes that gurnt is back in and makes a hard tag to morte. Morte stares at his partner, and gets blindsided by grunt. Grunt whips morte into the ropes and hits a big boot. Morte is down. Grunt drops a lazy leg drop and goes for the cover. Morte rolls the shoulder at two, beast didn’t even try to make the save. Grunt is trying to pick up morte when morte hits a shot to the midsection, followed by two more, grunt falls to one knee, morte jumps up and hits a shining wizard, then collapses to the mat. Beast reaches in and tags himself in again. Beast grabs grunt in a bear hug, it is not very effective though. Meanwhile a very agitated morte rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. MHJ sees this and yells for the ref. Morte slides in the ring, grabs beast and slams the chair over his head. Beast goes down in a heap, the ref didn’t see a thing. Morte tosses the chair out of the ring and walks to the back. Grunt comes off the ropes and hits a big splash. 1,2,3 its over.
WINNERS in 9:12 Moosehead Jack and Grunt
Brad Smoley & Gimmickman vs. Black Dragon & Blade
Gimmickman is not 100% and Smoley is, well Smoley. BD and Blade attack quickly and isolate Biscuit. They double team him with chops and punches until he falls face first to the mat. They turn to G who is on the apron. Blade taunts Gimmick daring him to come in the ring, Gimmick runs in and gets blindsided by a BD thrustkick to his injured throat. Gimmick falls out of the ring clutching his throat and gasping for air. Blade and BD turn to smoley who is just now getting to his feet. Blade climbs the ropes while BD grabs smoley from behind, BD hits a beautiful german suplex, just as smoley’s head hits the canvas, Blade comes off the ropes with a perfect legdrop, Cover gets two. Blade leaves the ring and clotheslines Gimmick who was just to his feet, then rolls back inside. BD and Blade wait for Smoley to get to his feet, as soon as he is standing they hit Total Elimination. Blade covers, 1,2,3.
WINNERS in 3:33 Blade and Black Dragon
SEMI-FINALS
GatorBait & Outback Jack vs. Hardbody Harris and Semaj B.
Both teams shake hands to start this match as well. HH and GB start, lock up GB grabs a sidehead lock, HH tries to shoot him to the ropes but GB puts on the breaks and rolls HH into a sideheadlock on the mat. HH works his way back to his feet and tries again to whip GB, again GB puts on the breaks. GB walks HH over to the corner and tags in OBJ who immidately grabs the sideheadlock on HH. HH reverses it into a belly to back suplex. Both men recover quickly and get to their feet. Tie up again this time HH grabs the sideheadlock, before OBJ can try to reverse it, HH goes behind and rolls up OBJ for a two count. HH tags in Semaj B. SB scoops OBJ and slams him hard, he then bows and drops a fist right between OBJ’s eyes. Cover for no count. SB tries to pick up OBJ but OBJ responds with an English uppercut that almost takes SB’s head off. OBJ whips SB to the ropes and catches a drop toe hold. OBJ pounces and applies a full nelson camel clutch. SB yells in pain, HH comes in and kicks OBJ to break the hold. OBJ tags in GB. HE picks up SB and drops him across his knee SB falls in pain. GB rolls him over on his back and drops a knee from the second rope. He applies the Hooked move (rings of Saturn) SB is close to tapping, but reaches the ropes. HH is on the apron stomping and cheering for his man. SB gets to his feet, GB kicks him in the midsection and pedigrees him. Cover gets 1,2…HH runs in and breaks up the pin. This brings in OBJ who clotheslines HH out of the ring. With HH out, GB goes to one corner, OBJ goes to the opposite corner. SB is in the middle of the ring, he slowly gets to his feet, and whne he does both men spring from their corners, GB hits a regular clothesline, while OBJ hits a clothesline to the back of the head, SB’s head is sandwiched in the middle. He drops, GB makes the cover while OBJ keeps HH from coming back into the ring. The ref counts three and its over.
WINNERS at 6:14 GatorBait and Outback Jack
Moosehead Jack & Grunt vs. Blackdragon and Blade
MHJ starts agains BD. They tie up and mhj immediately goes to the eyes. Punch to the back of the head drops BD where he stands. MHJ pounces and bites BD and slams his head into the mat. MHJ picks up BD and moves him to the corner. Trapped in the corner, MHJ and Grunt take turns choking BD. BD slumps in the corner, MHJ tags grunt. Grunt gets a running start for a splash, BD moves and rolls across the ring and tags in Blade. Grunt slams into the corner and staggers out, Blade rocks grunt with heavy shots to the head. Blade comes off the ropes and clotheslines grunt but can not get him off his feet. Blade stares at Grunt, Grunt dares him to do it again. Blade bounces off the ropes to clothesline Grunt, meanwhile BD comes in and gets down behind Grunt, Blade connects with the clothesline and grunt tumbles over BD. Blade mounts grunt and starts pounding away at the big man. After a few seconds Grunt pushes Blade off of him. Outside the ring BD grabs Grunt by the throat and pulls his head out of the ring, BD drops an elbow on Grunt’s exposed throat. Inside the ring Blade picks up grunt’s legs and drops a knee on his groin. Grunt is in pain now, BD and Blade are doing a perfect job double teaming him. MHJ comes in and buys Grunt some time. Grunt gets to his knee, both BD and Blade are waiting for him, as soon as Grunt looks up, they both spin kick him in the head. Grunt is down, BD covers for a two count, MHJ comes in and axehandles BD in the back of the head. BD and Blade double team MHJ whipping him into the ropes and double back body dropping him. Moose slams to the canvas, when he gets to his feet both are waiting for him, a double superkick sends moose over the top rope. BD and Blade turn and wait for Grunt to get up, just as they are about to charge the dazed grunt, MHJ reaches in and grabs BD’s foot and pulls him out of the ring. Blade charges anyway and Grunt catches him by the throat. Grunt chokeslams Blade but is too dazed to make the cover. Outside the ring, MHJ slams BD’s head into the rail and slides back into the ring. MHJ gets to his corner just as Grunt gets there, the tag is made, MHJ runs in and pounces on Blade. MHJ picks him up and drops him with a DDT. Outside the ring, BD quickly recovers and grabs a chair, BD runs around the ring and slams Grunt in the back knocking him from the apron. A chair to the midsection doubles grunt up in pain. Then to everyone’s amazement, BD delivers an OMG! Suplex to Grunt outside the ring! MHJ, who was watching this and not Blade, turns around and catches Blade sneaking up on him with a chair. The two glare at each other. BD slides in the ring with a chair of his own and nails MHJ in the back. Jack staggers for a second, Blackdragon and Blade line up and hit the conchairto crushing moose’s skull between the chairs. The ref decides not to call for the bell because Moose is a bastard, and Blade covers for the pin.
WINNERS in 12:04 Blackdragon and Blade
Microplay vs. Concrete TG – No Titles on the Line
Concrete TG comes to the ring, but he is not dressed. He grabs the mic and explains that he would love nothing more than to destroy Micro, but that scumbag Viper injured his neck last night. “I have to be 100% for the PPV, so it looks like you are going to win this one, I hope you are happy with a forfeit victory.” CTG goes to leave the ring and JA pounces on him, pounding on him mercilessly. Micro grabs CTG and hits a spinning brainbuster, CTG writhes in pain. Just then Viper hits the ring and he and Micro get into a staredown. CTG is almost to his feet when Micro and Viper both turn on him and level him with punches and kicks. Viper picks up CTG for a piledriver and Micro climbs the ropes, SPIKE PILEDRIVER!! CTG is done. Micro raises Vipers arms in celebration, the two walk around for a few seconds and gloat. Then Viper turns and nearly takes Micro’s head off with a clothesline. Viper picks up Micro and hits a brutal sidewinder. Micro is out. Viper grabs the mic and looks at both men, “never trust a snake” and drops the mic and leaves. Micro and CTG are both left in the middle of the ring.
TAG TEAM TOURNEY – FINALS
GatorBait & Outback Jack vs. Blade and Blackdragon
BD and Blade attack to start, they dump OBJ over the top rope and focus on GB. Double whip to the ropes, they catch GB with a big back body drop. BD and Blade hit opposite ropes, BD drops a leg across the throat, Blade hits a spinning splash to the midsection. Blade covers for one, OBJ charges back into the ring and hits a dusty Rhodes elbow smash to BD and catches a charging Blade with a release belly to belly suplex. GB is back on his feet, GB grabs BD, OBJ grabs Blade, double noggin knocker, Blade falls out of the ring, BD is trapped inside. GB hits a rick rude neckbreaker and covers for one. OBJ is finally escorted out to the apron, with the ref distracted with OBJ, BD rakes GB’s eyes, hits a low blow, then comes off the ropes with a clothesline. GB is down. BD makes the tag to Blade who comes in and chokes GB and gets a one count. Blade is up, GB slowly gets to his feet, Blade comes off the ropes and hits a wicked hurracarana. Blade makes the quick tag to BD who grabs GB and hits a wicked capture suplex. BD picks GB up again and hits a perfect T-bone Suplex, going for the trifecta he goes behind and hits a perfect dragon suplex. BD bridges and gets 2 before OBJ runs in and breaks up the pin. GB is in a world of trouble now. BD pins him in the corner and assaults him with chops and kicks. Tag to Blade who comes in and hits a snap suplex. Another quick tag to BD who hits a flying headbut from the top rope. Another two count is broken up by OBJ. Blade whips GB into the ropes for a dropkick, GB holds on to the ropes in desperation and Blade slams into the mat. GB drops to one knee and reaches for a tag, he is crawling to the outstretched hand of OBJ when BD comes flying in with an elbow to the back of the head. BD and Blade whip GB to the ropes, GB ducks a double clothesline and hits a clothesline of his own on the rebound. All three are down. BD rolls out of the ring, Blade is almost to his feet when GB lunges and makes the hot tag to OBJ. OBJ comes in and levels Blade with a clothesline, Blade gets quickly back to his feet and is dropped with another clothesline, Blade springs up again and gets leveled again. BD is on the apron but eats an OBJ elbow, he flies from the apron and slams into the steel barricade. Blade is just back to his feet, OBJ comes off the ropes and nails a perfect bulldog. OBJ tags in GB, they line up Blade for the double clothesline, Blade gets to his feet and gets hit with a clothesline to the front and back. Blade drops to the mat, GB falls and locks on Hooked, OBJ kicks BD off the apron again, Blade has no choice but to tap.
WINNERS at 11:03 and NEW #1 contenders GatorBait and Outback Jack
Johnny Adrenaline & LD Williams vs. Hellion & Corax for the OOWF World Tag Team Titles
LD starts with Corax, lockup ends with LD kneeing C in the midsection. LD scoop slams C and knees him in the head. Tags in JA who comes in and picks up C and whips him to the ropes, on the rebound he catches C with a spindbuster. JA holds on to the legs and turns it into a boston crab. C struggles to reach the ropes but can not. H runs in and kicks JA in the back of the head breaking the hold. H turns to leave the ring, JA jumps to his feet and dropkicks H over the top rope. JA helps Corax up and belly to back suplexes him. Tag to LDW who comes in and hits a neckbreaker. C is down, LDW climbs the second rope and drops a leg. Cover gets a two count. LWW picks up C and hits a twist of fate. No cover, but a tag to JA instead. JA comes in and levels a recovering C with a clothesline. Cover for two. JA picks up Ca nd hits a sidewinder powerbomb. Cover gets two and is broken up by Hellion. C is in trouble. JA hits the ropes and connects with a lionsault. Another two count, another breakup by Hellion. JA picks up C for a tombstone piledriver, C manages to reverse it, but before he can drop, LDW comes in and dropkicks JA’s back. They fall with JA on top, ref counts two. JA is up first, Corax is slow to get up, JA climbs the ropes for a cross body block, C ducks, JA slams into the mat. C rolls over and makes a tag. Hellion comes in and picks up JA, whips him into the ropes and connects with a powerslam. H jumps up and catches LDW with a superkick as he is coming into the ring, LDW flies out of the ring. Hellion climbs the ropes and hits a perfect moonsault on a prone JA. Cover gets two as LDW slides back in and breaks up the pin. Corax comes back in and kicks LDW in the midsection, he sets him up and hits the Canadian Destroyer Piledriver. LDW falls from the ring, out of it. Hellion drags JA to one corner and sets him up for the Tornado DDT, Corax mounts the opposite corner. Hellion nails a perfect tornado DDT, just as JA settles, Corax flies from the top rope with a guillotine legdrop. Corax covers, 1,2,3.
WINNERS in 14:52 and still OOWF Wrold Tag Team Champions, Hellion & Corax
Thinking the show is over the crowd begins to file out of the arena. Eco runs out and grabs the house mic. "Whoooooah Whooooah Whoooah. I am not too pleased with this show. It seems to me like the Establishment got a raw deal. Ministry, you have the tag champions, and you have your boy Viper running around taking out other wrestlers. WEll I'll tell you what, as General Manager of the OOWF I just can not have that, so here's what I'm going to do. Viper, you want to beat on people so bad, then come on down to the ring and we'll give you someone to beat on." Viper enters the ring first, you can see him asking who his opponant will be. Eco: "well now lets see, who hasn't wrestled here tonight, who thinks he is the baddest dog on the block? Who thinks starting the Ministry just to block the Establishment? Ah yes, Underdawg! Get down here, you two have a match!"
UD comes to the ring, he and Viper eye each other, but have no reason to fight.
Eco "now, I know you guys wouldn't even dream of mailing this in right? Because if I feel like you are not giving enough effort, i will FIRE BOTH YOUR ASSES! But, since I am also a very fair and reasonable man, I will grant this, the winner gets a match, any kind of match he choses, against anyone he choses at the PPV after Apocalypse W."
Eco leaves the ring, but stops and reaches under the ring for something. He tosses a chain and two dog collars in the ring.
"Oh, one more thing, since I AM the gm, this match is going to be a no DQ dog-collar chain match, RING THE BELL REF!"
Underdawg vs. Viper no DQ match
Viper and UD eye each other warily as the ref fastens the collar around both of their necks. He fastens it around Vipers neck and then to the other end of the chain. The Ref calls for the bell. Viper tries to run, UD yanks the chain and Viper flies off his feet. Viper gets up again, UD grabs the chain, yells “c’mere bitch!” and pulls Viper towards him. UD catches him and picks him up and chokeslams him. Viper is down. As per the rules, UD must touch all four corners to win. UD drags Viper to three corners, but before he can touch the fourth corner Viper stops him with a low blow. UD falls to his knees. Viper wraps the chain around his fist and pounds on UD’s head, quickly opening a huge bloody gash. Viper then takes the chain and wraps it around UD’s neck and chokes him. Choking him makes the blood spurt from UD’s wound. Viper releases the choke and tries to reach the plunder, but the ref has pushed it from the ring. Viper can not get through the ropes to reach it, so he throws UD over the top rope, HE pulls back on the chain hanging UD from the ropes, UD’s feet can not quite touch the floor, just as he begins to go limp, Viper releases the chain and UD crashes to the floor. Viper springs over the top rope and gathers some of the plunder around rindside and tosses it back into the ring. When he has enough he helps UD up and rolls him under the bottom rope. Viper follows him in and picks up a chair. As UD gets to his knees Viper slams the chair over his head. Viper smirks at UD and yells to the crowd “your boy ain’t so bad now is he?” Viper touches three corners, but just before he can reach the fourth UD pulls him away. Viper kicks UD and drops him with a DDT. Now UD is dead weight. Viper drags him to three corners, but UD wraps his legs around the rope and keeps Viper from pulling him to the last corner. Viper storms over to UD but UD drops him with a low blow. UD doubles up the chain and whips Viper across the back immediately raising huge red welts. Viper tries to run, but UD, now on his feet, pulls the chain and Viper runs toward him and eats a boot to the face. Now it is UD’s turn to wrap the chain around his fist and pound away at Viper’s head. It isn’t long until Viper is bleeding heavily from the forehead. UD gets tired of punching Viper, so he loops the chain around his boot once and stomps on Vipers forehead, deepening the gash. UD picks up a trashcan lid that Viper brought into the ring and slams it over his head, UD then sends Viper into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, Viper is dazed. UD picks him up, throws him over his shoulder and nails a perfect Fireplug Piledriver on a steel chair. Looks academic now. UD touches three corners, but Viper recovers just in time to keep him from touching the fourth. Frustrated, UD falls on Viper and chokes him with the chain. UD is up, he pulls Viper to his feet. They are punching and chopping each other as they walk around the ring, both have touched three corners. At the fourth they battle it out, UD staggers Viper and picks him up for another fireplug piledriver, Viper escapes, lands behind UD, grabs him and hits a sidewinder, UD is out, Viper gets to his feet and touches the final corner! The Ref calls for the bell
WINNER in 18:47 Viper
Both men are down on the mat, exhausted and bloody. The lights dim and the Establishment charge the ring. MHJ and Grunt pound on UD while Eco and LI stomp Viper. Neither man can defend themselves. Before they can do any real damage Corax, Hellion and the rest of the Ministry of Dawgness rush the ring and chase the Establishment off. The ref unchain both UD and Viper, they stare at each other for a second, then embrace. The Ministry stands united in the ring, arms raised in victory For now, the Ministry is united. The Establishment stands at the top of the ramp, furious that they let a golden opportunity slip away. Eco is fuming that his plan to split the Ministry failed. What will Viper wish for? Stay tuned!
Thanks for coming out, tune in for the next OOWF PPV – Apocalypse W! Live from the Crawford Texas Civic Center, Saturday night, November 6th!!!
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