Post by mooseheadjack on Apr 18, 2008 20:25:50 GMT -5
OOWF House Show Live from Monkey’s Eyebrow Kentucky from the Monkey’s Eyebrow Sports Coliseum and Livestock Trading Center
Soul Dragon vs. Kletus K. Klampitt
Soul Dragon is making his OOWF debut and is not too pleased with his opponent’s choice of moniker. For some reason SD has the initials BD written on his wrist tape. Lock up to start, SD locks up then immediately breaks and just drops KK..er Klete with a punch to the face. Ketus falls and SD follows it up with a knee to the back of the head. SD helps Kletus to his feet and sends him into the corner. SD follows him in with a running shining wizard. Kletus collapses out of the corner. SD climbs the ropes and hits a Swanton bomb. No cover, SD picks Kletus up and snaps off a t-bone suplex with a bridge, ref counts two. Kletus bails under the bottom rope, SD follows, Kletus gets the advantage with a knee to the midsection, Kletus tries a whip to the post SD reverses it and slams face first into the post. As Kletus rebounds, SD nails a belly to back suplex. SD is slow to get up, Kletus is out. SD rolls in to break the referee’s count, then back out to heave Kletus into the ring, Kletus is barely moving. SD helps him to his feet, goes behind and hits three successive German suplexes. SD plays to the crowd a bit, as Kletus is getting to his feet, SD climbs the ropes and hits a top rope Kick of Dragons. No cover. SD picks up the helpless Kletus and nails a perfect Omen Driver, Kletus is out, the ref yells for SD to cover him. SD rolls Kletus over on his stomach and locks on the School of Dragons. Kletus is motionless so the ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 4:01 Soul Dragon
After the match SD points to the letters BD and then points to himself, huh?
Grunt vs. Gimmickman
Grunt is seconded by Moosehead Jack for this match. Gimmick starts by taunting Grunt, but Grunt won’t come out of the corner. Gimmick dares him to come out and fight but Grunt won’t budge. Gimmick slowly comes closer and closer trying to goad the big man out of the corner; Grunt just remains in the corner with a strange smirk on his face. Gimmick turns to the ref and yells for the ref to make Grunt come out of the corner. With Gimmick distracted, Grunt seizes his opportunity and pounces on Gimmick taking him down to the mat and gnawing on his forehead. The ref counts four and forces the break, Grunt breaks then begins choking Gimmick out. The ref counts to four then grunt breaks. Grunt helps Gimmick to his feet, then levels him with a short clothesline. Grunt laughs maniacally, comes off the ropes and drops a left across Gimmick’s chest. Gimmick spasm’s with pain and rolls out of the ring. Outside MHJ walks over to Gimmick side of the ring, but does nothing but stare at Gimmick. After a count of 9 Gimmick rolls back in the ring, but keeps his eyes on MHJ. Grunt attacks from behind and hits a double axe handle to the back, Gimmick is down. Once again Grunt pounces on Gimmick and bites his forehead, this time drawing blood. Grunt picks up Gimmick and sends him to the ropes; Gimmick ducks a clothesline and connects with one of his own. Grunt is stunned. Gimmick charges and takes Grunt down with a spear. The crowd erupts. Gimmick covers but only gets a one count. Gimmick grabs grunt and pounds away on his head, but keeps looking over at MHJ. Grunt is on one knee; Gimmick climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow across the back of Grunts head. Grunt falls, Gimmick covers for two. Gimmick walks over and starts yelling at MHJ, who just smirks and doesn’t say a word. This distraction allows Grunt time to get to his feet. When Gimmick turns around Grunt grabs him by the throat for a choke slam. A kick to the groin frees Gimmick, he then hits the ropes and clotheslines Grunt to the mat. Another cover gets one. Gimmick helps Grunt up and nails a spin kick to the back of the head. With Grunt stunned Gimmick goes for the Spartan Plunge, he gets grunt on his shoulders when MHJ motions like he is going to jump in the ring, Gimmick runs to the corner daring MHJ to come in and fight. While Gimmick is arguing with MHJ Grunt recovers and runs full speed into the corner with a giant avalanche crushing Gimmick against the turnbuckles. Gimmick falls to the mat and grunt follows it up with a giant splash. The ref counts 3, gimmick has no chance to kick out.
WINNER in 6:12 Grunt
After the match Gimmick is coughing up blood, MHJ slides into the ring and sits next to Gimmick and stares at him. Gimmick is bleeding from the forehead and coughing up blood; MHJ wipes some blood from Gimmicks head and writes MHJ across his chest. Grunt and MHJ celebrate and walk to the back
Ecosystem and LI vs. Underdawg and Brad Smoley
A match between the Ministry and the Establishment. Eco and LI try the attack before the bell, but UD and BS fend them off and send them from the ring. UD to the apron, and its Eco and BS to start things off. Collar and elbow tie up, Smoley goes to the eyes. Eco turns in pain and Smoley clubs him to the back of the head. Smoley sends eco to the ropes and connects with a back elbow. Eco is down and dazed, Smoley hits the ropes and connects with an elbow. Cover gets one. BS helps eco back to his feet; eco drops Smoley with a punch to the throat. Eco takes BS over to his corner, tag to LI. LI lays several chops to BS chest, Smoley almost passes out. LI runs over to taunt UD and Eco chokes BS with the ring rope. LI walks back over and pulls BS out double underhook, and a bug suplex, Smoley screams in agony. Cover for two. Both men to their feet, another chop by LI, Smoley with a thumb to the eyes, he tries to run to the corner to tag UD but LI recovers in time to catch Smoley with a spin kick to the back of the head. LI drags Smoley back to the corner and tags eco. Eco kicks and punches Smoley until he collapses in the corner. Eco pulls Smoley from the corner and picks him up for a big body slam. Eco grabs Smoley's legs and turns him over into a Boston crab. Smoley is in trouble. UD runs in and makes the save by kicking Eco in the back of the head. Eco is down; Smoley is crawling slowly to the corner. Eco recovers long enough to make the tag, LI charges in but before he can get to Smoley Smoley tags UD. LI attacks UD as he is coming in the ring, UD falls to one knee from the kicks and punches, with UD on one knee LI hits the ropes, before he can connect with anything UD springs up and kills LI with a clothesline. UD runs across the ring to nail eco but eco drops off the apron before he can get to him. UD turns around and LI has recovered enough to blow some sort of purple mist into UD’s face (since when could he do that?) UD goes down trying to rub the gooey purple substance from his eyes. LI turns and thrust kicks Smoley off the apron and into the guardrail. Eco scurries over to a fallen Smoley and nails him with an Endgame on the floor. Inside the ring LI has UD in a dragon Sleeper, but the big dog won’t tap. LI breaks the hold and helps UD to his feet; UD is dazed and half blinded from the purple mist. On the outside, Eco grabs Smoley’s whiskey bottle and slides into the ring. He charges at UD intending to smash the bottle against the back of UD’s head. At the same time LI is setting up for a super kick, LI throws the kick, UD ducks! The super kick slams into the whiskey bottle slamming it into Eco’s head the bottle shatters, Eco instantly looks like he’s been shot, he is down and out. A stunned LI stands there and stares, which allows UD time to recover, as LI turns around, UD grabs him by the throat and nails a monster choke slam. UD covers, the ref counts 1,2,3.
WINNERS in 10:04 UnderDawg and Brad Smoley
After the match UD throws an unconscious Brad Smoley over his shoulder and heads to the back.
Moosehead Jack vs. Semaj B.
As UD and Smoley make their way to the back, UD turns to stare at the two members of the Establishment left in the ring. With his attention distracted, MHJ runs out from the back and nails UD in the back of the head with a chair. UD and Smoley are down, LI runs to the back with Eco staggering along behind him. They get a few good shots in before Hellion and Corax come out to make the save. Hellion and Corax are holding their own against MHJ, Eco and LI when Morte comes out and nails Corax with a chiarshot to the head. Corax is down, Smoley is down, UD is on one knee, he manages to low blow Eco knocking him out of the picture. Viper comes out and things are evened out again. The Ministry is getting the upper hand when Grunt comes out from the back and cleans house. He levels UD with a big clothesline, grabs Corax and body slams him, and grabs Viper and drops him with a huge head but. Hellion attacks Morte and sets him up for a DDT on the floor. When he looks up MHJ levels him with a clothesline, with Hellion laid out on the floor, Grunt hits a monster big splash. Hellion grabs his ribs in pain. FINALLY the refs break it up separating the Ministry and the Establishment. By now all members of the Ministry have recovered, except for Hellion who is on the floor grabbing his ribs in obvious pain. The Establishment celebrates and MHJ heads to the ring.
Once in the ring MHJ stands in the center staring at the back waiting for his opponent to come out. While he is waiting Semaj B comes through the crowd and attacks MHJ from behind. SB levels MHJ with a shot to the back of the head, Moose is quickly up, SB drops him with a clothesline, and follows it with a kick to the head. SB backs off for a second and acknowledges the crowds cheers, MHJ recovers, gets up, and charges at SB, SB catches MHJ with a huge back body drop, MHJ slides away into the corner and begs off. SB comes in to grab MHJ, but jack grabs his tights and pulls him hard face first into the turnbuckle. SB falls to the mat. MHJ smirks and slowly gets to his feet; he waits for SB to recover stalking him around the ring. As soon as SB gets to his knees MHJ drops him with a punch to the head. This happens several times. Finally MHJ pulls SB up and measures him for a punch to the jaw, moose connects and SB drops. MHJ grins as he sees SB trying to shake off the cobwebs. He helps SB up and sends him into the ropes; he catches SB as he comes off and lifts him for an inverted atomic drop. After he connects he immediately springs to his feet and clotheslines SB to the canvas. Arrogant cover, ref counts 1,2 MHJ pulls him up at two. MHJ whips SB into corner and slowly stalks him and chokes him, he breaks before the ref can get to five. Moose pushes SB’s head back and slaps him across the face. Grabbing the head and pulls him to the middle of the ring and sets him up for a DDT, before he can drop him SB catches him with a series of short punches to the midsection. Moose releases the hold and SB springs up with a European (Hindu?) uppercut that nearly knocks MHJ out of his boots. Jack staggers around the ring, SB follows up with a forearm to the back of the head, MHJ falls face first to the mat. SB pounces on MHJ and applies the Octopussy; MHJ quickly reaches the rope and forces the break. MHJ slides under the ropes and SB follows him out. MHJ tries to catch SB with a clothesline, but SB drop toeholds Moose into the ring post. The blood is flowing freely. SB presses the attack suplexing MHJ on the floor. SB rolls in to break the count, then rolls back out to add punishment. SB grabs MHJ and nails the Double Agent on the floor. SB rolls back in to the cheers of the crowd; Moose is lying on the floor trying to recover. After a few seconds, MHJ is leaning on the apron to keep himself up; SB jumps out and throws moose back into the ring. Back inside SB goes for the pin, 1,2 moose rolls his shoulder just before the ref can hit three. SB picks moose up front face lock, hooks the leg, breaks out a wicked fisherman’s suplex. Another cover, 1,2 Jack gets his foot on the ropes at 2. Jack slides under the ropes and slumps against the ring apron. Unbeknownst to SB MHJ digs a chain out of his tights as SB reaches through the ropes to pull moose back in, moose nails him in the throat with the chain. SB falls back into the ring grabbing his throat; Jack slowly slides back in the ring after stuffing the chain back into his pocket. MHJ gets to his feet and measures SB; he drops a fist right between SB’s eyes. MHJ covers, SB kicks out at two. MHJ picks up SB, front face lock, drops him with a brutal DDT. Another cover gets two. Jack is getting a bit frustrated. MHJ picks up SB and sets him up for the heart punch, before he can connect SB reverses it and nails a perfect belly to back suplex. Both men are down. SB gets to his feet first, he picks up jack and scoop slams him. SB grabs the leg and locks on a figure four. Jack is looking for an escape. After several minutes, Jack manages to get to the ropes. The ref forces the break. MHJ retreats to the corner, with his back to the ref and the action MHJ reaches in his pocket again and grabs the chain, SB approaches and MHJ turns and nails him between the eyes. SB looks to be out. MHJ tucks the chain back in his pocket (somehow the ref saw nothing) and falls on SB for the cover, 1,2 SB rolls the shoulder at 2! Moose is mad now. He grabs SB’s head and slaps him across the face, getting real close to his face he screams “stay down you piece of shit!” MHJ picks up SB for a pile driver which would end it all, before he can hit it, SB lifts Jack, and slams him to the mat with a sidewalk slam, keeping hold of the legs, SB rolls through for the pin, 1,2,3! MHJ was so stunned he couldn’t kick out!
WINNER in 15:29 Semaj B
After the ref raises his hand SB jumps out of the ring and escapes through the crowd. MHJ is furious.
Morte vs. the Beast no DQ match
Morte enters first; Beast storms the ring still furious over being abandoned by his partner. Morte tries to attack, but Beast just shrugs him off and soon overwhelms Morte with clubbing blows and kicks. Morte tries to beg off, but Beast grabs him and picks him up by the throat with both hands choking him out, the ref can’t do anything to stop him from keeping Morte up there all night, but tries anyway. Finally Beast drops Morte and leaves the ring; he slides back in the ring and lines up Morte for a chair shot. Morte ducks the chair shot and dropkicks the chair out of beast’s hands. Morte tries to follow that up with a clothesline but beast isn’t fazed. He grabs Morte and head buts him to the mat. Beast hits the ropes and comes off with a big leg drop. Morte rolls out of the ring to regroup, Beast stomps around the ring screaming and looking for plunder. At about that time a still woozy Brad Smoley makes his way down to ringside, apparently looking for his bottle of whiskey (which no longer exists thanks to eco’s head) Beast sees Smoley and begins screaming at him daring him to get in the ring with him, Smoley barely acknowledges Beast focusing more on the missing whiskey bottle. Meanwhile back in the ring, Morte slides back under the ropes, grabs the chair and slams it across the back of Beasts skull. Morte grabs the stunned Beast grabbing a handful of tights AND putting his feet on the ropes. The ref counts 1,2,3.
WINNER in 3:59 Morte
After the match, Morte flees the ring and Beast goes berserk. He leaves the ring and attacks Smoley, leveling him with a clothesline. Beast grabs a chair and slams it across a fallen Smoley’s back. Beast picks up Smoley and sets him up for the Big Monster Hammer Club of Death, but before he can hit the move, Smoley’s ministry mates Underdawg and Viper make the save. UD pounds on Beast until he is on one knee. Viper then hits the sidewinder on the concrete floor, Beast is out. Just for good measure, UD picks up Beast and nearly breaks his neck with a Fireplug Pile driver. They collect Mr. Smoley and head to the back.
GatorBait & Outback Jack vs. Johnny Adrenaline & LD Williams
LDW and GB start things out. Tie up LDW goes to the eyes. He sends GB to the ropes. And catches him with a knee to the midsection on the way back. LDW follows by dropping an elbow to the back of GB’s neck, then pulling back with a chin lock. LDW reaches and tags JA, but keeps the chin lock on, JA comes in and kicks GB in the face until the ref hits the four count, then LDW leaves the ring. GB is on his feet, snap mare by JA followed by a tajiri kick to the back of the head. GB is sitting on the mat; JA runs and knees GB in the back the head. Cover gets one. JA picks up GB and nails a rude awakening neck breaker and rolls GB over on his face, tag to LDW who comes in over the top rope with a leg drop to the back of the head. Cover gets two. Back to their feet LDW attempts a whip to the ropes GB reverses it and catches LDW with a back drop as he comes back. JA runs in and gets leveled with a clothesline; GB staggers to the corner and tags OBJ. Jack comes in and throws JA over the top rope, then grabs LDW and gives him a huge standing suplex. LDW is down; OBJ waits for LDW to get to his feet then levels him with a clothesline. OBJ waits, when LDW is to his feet, he grabs him and whips him into the corner hard, LDW slams into the corner and slumps to the mat, OBJ follows him in with a running stink face (well butt to the face) LDW slumps into the corner and OBJ grabs his legs and pulls him into the middle of the ring, turns him over and locks on the cross face. JA comes flying in and breaks the hold with an elbow to the back of Jack’s head. The ref escorts JA out of the ring, OBJ picks up LDW and slams him, then tags in GB. GB comes in and tries an Outback Driver, but LDW wiggles free, lands behind GB, spins him, kicks him and nails perfect DDT. Both men are down. LDW makes the tag first; JA comes in as GB gets to his feet and nearly cuts him in half with a spear. Cover gets two. JA picks up GB and sends him to the ropes, he puts his head down for a back drop, but GB catches him and drops him with a Gator Drop (pedigree) cover gets two and is broken up by LDW. GB is up first and picks JA up, setting him up for the Chomp. LDW stops the move with a super kick to GB’s face. OBJ is arguing with the ref about the interference, LDW is back out, the heels make the blind tag, the ref hears it but never sees it. Before JA leaves the ring, he nails GB with a perfect Adrenaline Rush. LDW locks on the STF in the middle of the ring, OBJ tries to come back in to make the save, but JA blindsides him outside the ring. After a few seconds GB has no choice, he is forced to tap.
WINNERS in 9:14 Johnny Adrenaline and LD Williams
Black Dragon vs. Blade
Blade is in the ring with Ayaka; BD storms the ring and takes down his former partner with a punch to the mouth. The two brawl for a few minutes, with BD getting the upper hand. Blade bails to the outside where he is consoled by Ayaka. From the inside BD gets a running start and nails a perfect springboard suicide dive knocking both blade and Ayaka to the floor. BD grabs Blade and sends him into the ring post, then turns his attention to Ayaka; he stalks her yelling at her for her part in the attack. Blade recovers and tries to nail BD from behind with a clothesline, but BD moves, Blade stops just short of hitting Ayaka, but a BD dropkick to the back sends Blade crashing into Ayaka. Ayaka is down and woozy, BD grabs Blade and throws him back into the ring, and follows, Once inside BD Goes behind Blade and nails a dragon suplex. BD then sets up Blade for the DKO drop, he hits it and makes the cover, but there is no ref to count. Ayaka slides the bat into the ring while she is arguing with the ref. BD does not see the bat, and turns to Ayaka, he grabs her up and is about to pull her into the ring, when Blade nails him in the back of the head with the bat, right in front of the referee. The ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 4:00 by DQ Black Dragon
After the match Blade and Ayaka take turns stomping BD, Blade picks up BD and hits a brutal brain buster. Suddenly out from the back comes Soul Dragon! SD hits Blade with a perfect Kick of Dragons and Blade and Ayaka flee the ring and head to the back. SD helps a groggy BD to his feet, the two stare at each other for a moment, then shake hands and embrace. SD raises BD’s arm in victory, the crowd goes nuts!
Hellion & Corax vs. Eric O’Mac & Canadian Dragon – Non Title Match
Hellion comes out with his ribs heavily taped from Grunt’s attack. Corax and CD start things off. Lock up, side headlock by Corax, CD shoots him into the ropes, leapfrog by CD, CD then catches Corax with a deep arm drag as he comes off the ropes. CD holds the arm bar, Corax is quickly up to his feet, Corax backs CD into the corner and they break, Corax attempts a chop, CD ducks, moves out of the corner and nails Corax with a dropkick. Corax slams unto the corner chest first, as he staggers backward; CD hits the ropes and comes off with a lariat clothesline that takes Corax down. CD makes the quick tag to EOM, EOM comes in and hits the ropes and connects with a spinning heel kick. Cover gets one. EOM whips Corax into the corner and follows him in; monkey flip sends Corax flying out of the corner. Hellion extends his arm for the tag, but Corax hesitates. This hesitation allows EOM time to grab Corax from behind and hit a belly to back suplex, EOM bridges, 1,2 Hellion breaks up the pin attempt at 2. EOM to his feet, he approaches Corax, Corax spins and sweeps the legs dropping EOM. With EOM on the mat, Corax grabs the legs and grapevines them into a sort of Boston crab. EOM easily makes it to the ropes. Both men up, collar and elbow tie up, EOM breaks the hold and steps back, he tries another spin kick, Corax ducks and levels EOM with a brutal clothesline. Corax climbs the ropes and nails a leg drop from the second rope. Cover gets one. Corax picks up EOM and sends him to the ropes, he tries a clothesline, EOM grabs his arm and crucifixes him into a pinning position, 1,2 Hellion breaks the pin. CD comes in and dropkicks Hellion in the ribs sending him out of the ring. CD grabs Corax; whip to the ropes, Corax jumps over a falling CD and eats a super kick right in the mouth from EOM. CD covers for two; Corax gets his foot on the ropes. CD is up, climbs to the top rope and waits for Corax to get up, once up CD comes off the top rope with a perfect hurracaranna. Corax flies over to the corner, nearly out of it; Hellion tags himself in before Corax realizes what happened. Hellion comes in and catches CD with a clothesline; a dropkick sends EOM out of the ring, when Hellion lands after the dropkick he yells in pain. CD is up first, off the ropes he connects with a rolling thunder cover gets two, Hellion got his foot on the ropes. Corax runs in and catches CD with a shinning wizard, CD and Hellion are down. Hellion is to his feet first, he picks up CD and moves him over to the corner, setting him up for a tornado DDT. Outside the ring, EOM runs over and pulls Corax off the apron, EOM whips Corax into the stairs hard, Corax is down. In the ring, Hellion hits the tornado DDT, but can’t cover because he is screaming in pain. EOM seizes the opportunity, climbs the ropes and hits a frog splash from across the ring. He pulls CD on top of Hellion and baseball slides Corax as he tries to come back in the ring. 1,2,3! We have an upset!
WINNERS in 6:53 Eric O’Mac & Canadian Dragon
Soul Dragon vs. Kletus K. Klampitt
Soul Dragon is making his OOWF debut and is not too pleased with his opponent’s choice of moniker. For some reason SD has the initials BD written on his wrist tape. Lock up to start, SD locks up then immediately breaks and just drops KK..er Klete with a punch to the face. Ketus falls and SD follows it up with a knee to the back of the head. SD helps Kletus to his feet and sends him into the corner. SD follows him in with a running shining wizard. Kletus collapses out of the corner. SD climbs the ropes and hits a Swanton bomb. No cover, SD picks Kletus up and snaps off a t-bone suplex with a bridge, ref counts two. Kletus bails under the bottom rope, SD follows, Kletus gets the advantage with a knee to the midsection, Kletus tries a whip to the post SD reverses it and slams face first into the post. As Kletus rebounds, SD nails a belly to back suplex. SD is slow to get up, Kletus is out. SD rolls in to break the referee’s count, then back out to heave Kletus into the ring, Kletus is barely moving. SD helps him to his feet, goes behind and hits three successive German suplexes. SD plays to the crowd a bit, as Kletus is getting to his feet, SD climbs the ropes and hits a top rope Kick of Dragons. No cover. SD picks up the helpless Kletus and nails a perfect Omen Driver, Kletus is out, the ref yells for SD to cover him. SD rolls Kletus over on his stomach and locks on the School of Dragons. Kletus is motionless so the ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 4:01 Soul Dragon
After the match SD points to the letters BD and then points to himself, huh?
Grunt vs. Gimmickman
Grunt is seconded by Moosehead Jack for this match. Gimmick starts by taunting Grunt, but Grunt won’t come out of the corner. Gimmick dares him to come out and fight but Grunt won’t budge. Gimmick slowly comes closer and closer trying to goad the big man out of the corner; Grunt just remains in the corner with a strange smirk on his face. Gimmick turns to the ref and yells for the ref to make Grunt come out of the corner. With Gimmick distracted, Grunt seizes his opportunity and pounces on Gimmick taking him down to the mat and gnawing on his forehead. The ref counts four and forces the break, Grunt breaks then begins choking Gimmick out. The ref counts to four then grunt breaks. Grunt helps Gimmick to his feet, then levels him with a short clothesline. Grunt laughs maniacally, comes off the ropes and drops a left across Gimmick’s chest. Gimmick spasm’s with pain and rolls out of the ring. Outside MHJ walks over to Gimmick side of the ring, but does nothing but stare at Gimmick. After a count of 9 Gimmick rolls back in the ring, but keeps his eyes on MHJ. Grunt attacks from behind and hits a double axe handle to the back, Gimmick is down. Once again Grunt pounces on Gimmick and bites his forehead, this time drawing blood. Grunt picks up Gimmick and sends him to the ropes; Gimmick ducks a clothesline and connects with one of his own. Grunt is stunned. Gimmick charges and takes Grunt down with a spear. The crowd erupts. Gimmick covers but only gets a one count. Gimmick grabs grunt and pounds away on his head, but keeps looking over at MHJ. Grunt is on one knee; Gimmick climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow across the back of Grunts head. Grunt falls, Gimmick covers for two. Gimmick walks over and starts yelling at MHJ, who just smirks and doesn’t say a word. This distraction allows Grunt time to get to his feet. When Gimmick turns around Grunt grabs him by the throat for a choke slam. A kick to the groin frees Gimmick, he then hits the ropes and clotheslines Grunt to the mat. Another cover gets one. Gimmick helps Grunt up and nails a spin kick to the back of the head. With Grunt stunned Gimmick goes for the Spartan Plunge, he gets grunt on his shoulders when MHJ motions like he is going to jump in the ring, Gimmick runs to the corner daring MHJ to come in and fight. While Gimmick is arguing with MHJ Grunt recovers and runs full speed into the corner with a giant avalanche crushing Gimmick against the turnbuckles. Gimmick falls to the mat and grunt follows it up with a giant splash. The ref counts 3, gimmick has no chance to kick out.
WINNER in 6:12 Grunt
After the match Gimmick is coughing up blood, MHJ slides into the ring and sits next to Gimmick and stares at him. Gimmick is bleeding from the forehead and coughing up blood; MHJ wipes some blood from Gimmicks head and writes MHJ across his chest. Grunt and MHJ celebrate and walk to the back
Ecosystem and LI vs. Underdawg and Brad Smoley
A match between the Ministry and the Establishment. Eco and LI try the attack before the bell, but UD and BS fend them off and send them from the ring. UD to the apron, and its Eco and BS to start things off. Collar and elbow tie up, Smoley goes to the eyes. Eco turns in pain and Smoley clubs him to the back of the head. Smoley sends eco to the ropes and connects with a back elbow. Eco is down and dazed, Smoley hits the ropes and connects with an elbow. Cover gets one. BS helps eco back to his feet; eco drops Smoley with a punch to the throat. Eco takes BS over to his corner, tag to LI. LI lays several chops to BS chest, Smoley almost passes out. LI runs over to taunt UD and Eco chokes BS with the ring rope. LI walks back over and pulls BS out double underhook, and a bug suplex, Smoley screams in agony. Cover for two. Both men to their feet, another chop by LI, Smoley with a thumb to the eyes, he tries to run to the corner to tag UD but LI recovers in time to catch Smoley with a spin kick to the back of the head. LI drags Smoley back to the corner and tags eco. Eco kicks and punches Smoley until he collapses in the corner. Eco pulls Smoley from the corner and picks him up for a big body slam. Eco grabs Smoley's legs and turns him over into a Boston crab. Smoley is in trouble. UD runs in and makes the save by kicking Eco in the back of the head. Eco is down; Smoley is crawling slowly to the corner. Eco recovers long enough to make the tag, LI charges in but before he can get to Smoley Smoley tags UD. LI attacks UD as he is coming in the ring, UD falls to one knee from the kicks and punches, with UD on one knee LI hits the ropes, before he can connect with anything UD springs up and kills LI with a clothesline. UD runs across the ring to nail eco but eco drops off the apron before he can get to him. UD turns around and LI has recovered enough to blow some sort of purple mist into UD’s face (since when could he do that?) UD goes down trying to rub the gooey purple substance from his eyes. LI turns and thrust kicks Smoley off the apron and into the guardrail. Eco scurries over to a fallen Smoley and nails him with an Endgame on the floor. Inside the ring LI has UD in a dragon Sleeper, but the big dog won’t tap. LI breaks the hold and helps UD to his feet; UD is dazed and half blinded from the purple mist. On the outside, Eco grabs Smoley’s whiskey bottle and slides into the ring. He charges at UD intending to smash the bottle against the back of UD’s head. At the same time LI is setting up for a super kick, LI throws the kick, UD ducks! The super kick slams into the whiskey bottle slamming it into Eco’s head the bottle shatters, Eco instantly looks like he’s been shot, he is down and out. A stunned LI stands there and stares, which allows UD time to recover, as LI turns around, UD grabs him by the throat and nails a monster choke slam. UD covers, the ref counts 1,2,3.
WINNERS in 10:04 UnderDawg and Brad Smoley
After the match UD throws an unconscious Brad Smoley over his shoulder and heads to the back.
Moosehead Jack vs. Semaj B.
As UD and Smoley make their way to the back, UD turns to stare at the two members of the Establishment left in the ring. With his attention distracted, MHJ runs out from the back and nails UD in the back of the head with a chair. UD and Smoley are down, LI runs to the back with Eco staggering along behind him. They get a few good shots in before Hellion and Corax come out to make the save. Hellion and Corax are holding their own against MHJ, Eco and LI when Morte comes out and nails Corax with a chiarshot to the head. Corax is down, Smoley is down, UD is on one knee, he manages to low blow Eco knocking him out of the picture. Viper comes out and things are evened out again. The Ministry is getting the upper hand when Grunt comes out from the back and cleans house. He levels UD with a big clothesline, grabs Corax and body slams him, and grabs Viper and drops him with a huge head but. Hellion attacks Morte and sets him up for a DDT on the floor. When he looks up MHJ levels him with a clothesline, with Hellion laid out on the floor, Grunt hits a monster big splash. Hellion grabs his ribs in pain. FINALLY the refs break it up separating the Ministry and the Establishment. By now all members of the Ministry have recovered, except for Hellion who is on the floor grabbing his ribs in obvious pain. The Establishment celebrates and MHJ heads to the ring.
Once in the ring MHJ stands in the center staring at the back waiting for his opponent to come out. While he is waiting Semaj B comes through the crowd and attacks MHJ from behind. SB levels MHJ with a shot to the back of the head, Moose is quickly up, SB drops him with a clothesline, and follows it with a kick to the head. SB backs off for a second and acknowledges the crowds cheers, MHJ recovers, gets up, and charges at SB, SB catches MHJ with a huge back body drop, MHJ slides away into the corner and begs off. SB comes in to grab MHJ, but jack grabs his tights and pulls him hard face first into the turnbuckle. SB falls to the mat. MHJ smirks and slowly gets to his feet; he waits for SB to recover stalking him around the ring. As soon as SB gets to his knees MHJ drops him with a punch to the head. This happens several times. Finally MHJ pulls SB up and measures him for a punch to the jaw, moose connects and SB drops. MHJ grins as he sees SB trying to shake off the cobwebs. He helps SB up and sends him into the ropes; he catches SB as he comes off and lifts him for an inverted atomic drop. After he connects he immediately springs to his feet and clotheslines SB to the canvas. Arrogant cover, ref counts 1,2 MHJ pulls him up at two. MHJ whips SB into corner and slowly stalks him and chokes him, he breaks before the ref can get to five. Moose pushes SB’s head back and slaps him across the face. Grabbing the head and pulls him to the middle of the ring and sets him up for a DDT, before he can drop him SB catches him with a series of short punches to the midsection. Moose releases the hold and SB springs up with a European (Hindu?) uppercut that nearly knocks MHJ out of his boots. Jack staggers around the ring, SB follows up with a forearm to the back of the head, MHJ falls face first to the mat. SB pounces on MHJ and applies the Octopussy; MHJ quickly reaches the rope and forces the break. MHJ slides under the ropes and SB follows him out. MHJ tries to catch SB with a clothesline, but SB drop toeholds Moose into the ring post. The blood is flowing freely. SB presses the attack suplexing MHJ on the floor. SB rolls in to break the count, then rolls back out to add punishment. SB grabs MHJ and nails the Double Agent on the floor. SB rolls back in to the cheers of the crowd; Moose is lying on the floor trying to recover. After a few seconds, MHJ is leaning on the apron to keep himself up; SB jumps out and throws moose back into the ring. Back inside SB goes for the pin, 1,2 moose rolls his shoulder just before the ref can hit three. SB picks moose up front face lock, hooks the leg, breaks out a wicked fisherman’s suplex. Another cover, 1,2 Jack gets his foot on the ropes at 2. Jack slides under the ropes and slumps against the ring apron. Unbeknownst to SB MHJ digs a chain out of his tights as SB reaches through the ropes to pull moose back in, moose nails him in the throat with the chain. SB falls back into the ring grabbing his throat; Jack slowly slides back in the ring after stuffing the chain back into his pocket. MHJ gets to his feet and measures SB; he drops a fist right between SB’s eyes. MHJ covers, SB kicks out at two. MHJ picks up SB, front face lock, drops him with a brutal DDT. Another cover gets two. Jack is getting a bit frustrated. MHJ picks up SB and sets him up for the heart punch, before he can connect SB reverses it and nails a perfect belly to back suplex. Both men are down. SB gets to his feet first, he picks up jack and scoop slams him. SB grabs the leg and locks on a figure four. Jack is looking for an escape. After several minutes, Jack manages to get to the ropes. The ref forces the break. MHJ retreats to the corner, with his back to the ref and the action MHJ reaches in his pocket again and grabs the chain, SB approaches and MHJ turns and nails him between the eyes. SB looks to be out. MHJ tucks the chain back in his pocket (somehow the ref saw nothing) and falls on SB for the cover, 1,2 SB rolls the shoulder at 2! Moose is mad now. He grabs SB’s head and slaps him across the face, getting real close to his face he screams “stay down you piece of shit!” MHJ picks up SB for a pile driver which would end it all, before he can hit it, SB lifts Jack, and slams him to the mat with a sidewalk slam, keeping hold of the legs, SB rolls through for the pin, 1,2,3! MHJ was so stunned he couldn’t kick out!
WINNER in 15:29 Semaj B
After the ref raises his hand SB jumps out of the ring and escapes through the crowd. MHJ is furious.
Morte vs. the Beast no DQ match
Morte enters first; Beast storms the ring still furious over being abandoned by his partner. Morte tries to attack, but Beast just shrugs him off and soon overwhelms Morte with clubbing blows and kicks. Morte tries to beg off, but Beast grabs him and picks him up by the throat with both hands choking him out, the ref can’t do anything to stop him from keeping Morte up there all night, but tries anyway. Finally Beast drops Morte and leaves the ring; he slides back in the ring and lines up Morte for a chair shot. Morte ducks the chair shot and dropkicks the chair out of beast’s hands. Morte tries to follow that up with a clothesline but beast isn’t fazed. He grabs Morte and head buts him to the mat. Beast hits the ropes and comes off with a big leg drop. Morte rolls out of the ring to regroup, Beast stomps around the ring screaming and looking for plunder. At about that time a still woozy Brad Smoley makes his way down to ringside, apparently looking for his bottle of whiskey (which no longer exists thanks to eco’s head) Beast sees Smoley and begins screaming at him daring him to get in the ring with him, Smoley barely acknowledges Beast focusing more on the missing whiskey bottle. Meanwhile back in the ring, Morte slides back under the ropes, grabs the chair and slams it across the back of Beasts skull. Morte grabs the stunned Beast grabbing a handful of tights AND putting his feet on the ropes. The ref counts 1,2,3.
WINNER in 3:59 Morte
After the match, Morte flees the ring and Beast goes berserk. He leaves the ring and attacks Smoley, leveling him with a clothesline. Beast grabs a chair and slams it across a fallen Smoley’s back. Beast picks up Smoley and sets him up for the Big Monster Hammer Club of Death, but before he can hit the move, Smoley’s ministry mates Underdawg and Viper make the save. UD pounds on Beast until he is on one knee. Viper then hits the sidewinder on the concrete floor, Beast is out. Just for good measure, UD picks up Beast and nearly breaks his neck with a Fireplug Pile driver. They collect Mr. Smoley and head to the back.
GatorBait & Outback Jack vs. Johnny Adrenaline & LD Williams
LDW and GB start things out. Tie up LDW goes to the eyes. He sends GB to the ropes. And catches him with a knee to the midsection on the way back. LDW follows by dropping an elbow to the back of GB’s neck, then pulling back with a chin lock. LDW reaches and tags JA, but keeps the chin lock on, JA comes in and kicks GB in the face until the ref hits the four count, then LDW leaves the ring. GB is on his feet, snap mare by JA followed by a tajiri kick to the back of the head. GB is sitting on the mat; JA runs and knees GB in the back the head. Cover gets one. JA picks up GB and nails a rude awakening neck breaker and rolls GB over on his face, tag to LDW who comes in over the top rope with a leg drop to the back of the head. Cover gets two. Back to their feet LDW attempts a whip to the ropes GB reverses it and catches LDW with a back drop as he comes back. JA runs in and gets leveled with a clothesline; GB staggers to the corner and tags OBJ. Jack comes in and throws JA over the top rope, then grabs LDW and gives him a huge standing suplex. LDW is down; OBJ waits for LDW to get to his feet then levels him with a clothesline. OBJ waits, when LDW is to his feet, he grabs him and whips him into the corner hard, LDW slams into the corner and slumps to the mat, OBJ follows him in with a running stink face (well butt to the face) LDW slumps into the corner and OBJ grabs his legs and pulls him into the middle of the ring, turns him over and locks on the cross face. JA comes flying in and breaks the hold with an elbow to the back of Jack’s head. The ref escorts JA out of the ring, OBJ picks up LDW and slams him, then tags in GB. GB comes in and tries an Outback Driver, but LDW wiggles free, lands behind GB, spins him, kicks him and nails perfect DDT. Both men are down. LDW makes the tag first; JA comes in as GB gets to his feet and nearly cuts him in half with a spear. Cover gets two. JA picks up GB and sends him to the ropes, he puts his head down for a back drop, but GB catches him and drops him with a Gator Drop (pedigree) cover gets two and is broken up by LDW. GB is up first and picks JA up, setting him up for the Chomp. LDW stops the move with a super kick to GB’s face. OBJ is arguing with the ref about the interference, LDW is back out, the heels make the blind tag, the ref hears it but never sees it. Before JA leaves the ring, he nails GB with a perfect Adrenaline Rush. LDW locks on the STF in the middle of the ring, OBJ tries to come back in to make the save, but JA blindsides him outside the ring. After a few seconds GB has no choice, he is forced to tap.
WINNERS in 9:14 Johnny Adrenaline and LD Williams
Black Dragon vs. Blade
Blade is in the ring with Ayaka; BD storms the ring and takes down his former partner with a punch to the mouth. The two brawl for a few minutes, with BD getting the upper hand. Blade bails to the outside where he is consoled by Ayaka. From the inside BD gets a running start and nails a perfect springboard suicide dive knocking both blade and Ayaka to the floor. BD grabs Blade and sends him into the ring post, then turns his attention to Ayaka; he stalks her yelling at her for her part in the attack. Blade recovers and tries to nail BD from behind with a clothesline, but BD moves, Blade stops just short of hitting Ayaka, but a BD dropkick to the back sends Blade crashing into Ayaka. Ayaka is down and woozy, BD grabs Blade and throws him back into the ring, and follows, Once inside BD Goes behind Blade and nails a dragon suplex. BD then sets up Blade for the DKO drop, he hits it and makes the cover, but there is no ref to count. Ayaka slides the bat into the ring while she is arguing with the ref. BD does not see the bat, and turns to Ayaka, he grabs her up and is about to pull her into the ring, when Blade nails him in the back of the head with the bat, right in front of the referee. The ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 4:00 by DQ Black Dragon
After the match Blade and Ayaka take turns stomping BD, Blade picks up BD and hits a brutal brain buster. Suddenly out from the back comes Soul Dragon! SD hits Blade with a perfect Kick of Dragons and Blade and Ayaka flee the ring and head to the back. SD helps a groggy BD to his feet, the two stare at each other for a moment, then shake hands and embrace. SD raises BD’s arm in victory, the crowd goes nuts!
Hellion & Corax vs. Eric O’Mac & Canadian Dragon – Non Title Match
Hellion comes out with his ribs heavily taped from Grunt’s attack. Corax and CD start things off. Lock up, side headlock by Corax, CD shoots him into the ropes, leapfrog by CD, CD then catches Corax with a deep arm drag as he comes off the ropes. CD holds the arm bar, Corax is quickly up to his feet, Corax backs CD into the corner and they break, Corax attempts a chop, CD ducks, moves out of the corner and nails Corax with a dropkick. Corax slams unto the corner chest first, as he staggers backward; CD hits the ropes and comes off with a lariat clothesline that takes Corax down. CD makes the quick tag to EOM, EOM comes in and hits the ropes and connects with a spinning heel kick. Cover gets one. EOM whips Corax into the corner and follows him in; monkey flip sends Corax flying out of the corner. Hellion extends his arm for the tag, but Corax hesitates. This hesitation allows EOM time to grab Corax from behind and hit a belly to back suplex, EOM bridges, 1,2 Hellion breaks up the pin attempt at 2. EOM to his feet, he approaches Corax, Corax spins and sweeps the legs dropping EOM. With EOM on the mat, Corax grabs the legs and grapevines them into a sort of Boston crab. EOM easily makes it to the ropes. Both men up, collar and elbow tie up, EOM breaks the hold and steps back, he tries another spin kick, Corax ducks and levels EOM with a brutal clothesline. Corax climbs the ropes and nails a leg drop from the second rope. Cover gets one. Corax picks up EOM and sends him to the ropes, he tries a clothesline, EOM grabs his arm and crucifixes him into a pinning position, 1,2 Hellion breaks the pin. CD comes in and dropkicks Hellion in the ribs sending him out of the ring. CD grabs Corax; whip to the ropes, Corax jumps over a falling CD and eats a super kick right in the mouth from EOM. CD covers for two; Corax gets his foot on the ropes. CD is up, climbs to the top rope and waits for Corax to get up, once up CD comes off the top rope with a perfect hurracaranna. Corax flies over to the corner, nearly out of it; Hellion tags himself in before Corax realizes what happened. Hellion comes in and catches CD with a clothesline; a dropkick sends EOM out of the ring, when Hellion lands after the dropkick he yells in pain. CD is up first, off the ropes he connects with a rolling thunder cover gets two, Hellion got his foot on the ropes. Corax runs in and catches CD with a shinning wizard, CD and Hellion are down. Hellion is to his feet first, he picks up CD and moves him over to the corner, setting him up for a tornado DDT. Outside the ring, EOM runs over and pulls Corax off the apron, EOM whips Corax into the stairs hard, Corax is down. In the ring, Hellion hits the tornado DDT, but can’t cover because he is screaming in pain. EOM seizes the opportunity, climbs the ropes and hits a frog splash from across the ring. He pulls CD on top of Hellion and baseball slides Corax as he tries to come back in the ring. 1,2,3! We have an upset!
WINNERS in 6:53 Eric O’Mac & Canadian Dragon