OOWF House Show From Roach Town Illinois, 11-17-04

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OOWF Live from Roachtown, Illinois!

Coming at you LIVE from the RAID Arena

The Beast vs. Brad “the Biscuit” Smoley

Before the match starts OOWF GM Ecosystem comes out and announces that there will be no interference from the Ministry of Dawgness, if any member of the Ministry interferes in any way, they will be fired on the spot.

The Beast is almost foaming at the mouth in anger, the bell rings and BS tries some judo chops and kicks, the Beast completely no sells any of Smoley’s offense and levels him with a clothesline. BS is flat on his back on the mat, Beast hits the ropes and connects with a huge knee drop to Smoley’s sternum. Beast doesn’t even try for a cover, instead he picks Smoley up and backs him into the corner and gnaws on his forehead. Smoley tries to defend himself, but he is bleeding (already?) and can barely see. Beast allows Smoley to stagger around the ring and stalks him like a , well like a beast. Smoley flails away randomly trying to make contact, and naturally he hits the referee. With the ref down, Beast slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. The Beast comes back in and crushes the chair over Smoley’s head. Smoley collapses in a heap in the middle of the ring. Still not done, Beast picks up Smoley and choke slams him onto the chair, then casually picks up the chair and tosses it from the ring. The ref is just coming around, Beast covers Smoley for a two count, but picks him up. Beast whips smoley into the ropes and catches him in the face with a big boot. Blood, sweat, and Smoley fly everywhere. Beast laughs at Smoley’s pain. Beast picks up Smoley, hooks the arm and clubs him down with the Big Monster Hammer Club of Death. Smoley is finished. Beast puts one foot on Smoley’s chest and the ref counts three.
WINNER in 2:19 The Beast
After the match, the Beast goes to the outside and grabs a table and brings it in the ring. After setting the table up, Beast picks up Smoley for a huge power bomb. Before he can drop him, the lights dim, and a strange purple haze fills the arena. Beast drops Smoley and waits for the Ministry to storm the ring. After a few seconds the lights come back on and the haze clears. Beast turns back around, but Smoley is gone. Beast storms out of the ring and heads to the back

Morte vs. Blade w/Ayaka

In a rare heel vs. heel match up two of the most violent men in the OOWF square off. Morte and Blade stare at each other and circle each other. Just as they are about to lock up, Blackdragon and Souldragon hit the ring. Blade bails but the two dragons follow him out of the ring to the arena floor. Blade hides behind Ayaka and dares the dragons to come through her to get to him. Morte takes a powder in the corner while the referee begins the ten count. Outside the Dragons move like they are coming after Blade, he shoves Ayaka at the Dragons and they hit a 3-D (Dragon Death Drop) on the floor. Ayaka is out. Blade runs around the ring chased by Soul Dragon, once he gets to the other side, he is nailed with a spear from Blackdragon. Meanwhile, back in the ring, the referee has finished the ten count.
WINNER by count out in :54 Morte
Morte slips out of the ring and grabs a chair, he swings at souldragon and blackdragon chasing them away. Morte then grabs a mic and rolls back into the ring. Staring at Blade Morte says “you know, Blade, if you were a member of the Establishment, you would have people watching your back so morons like Soul Dragon and Black Dragon couldn’t jump you from behind and cost you matches. Think about it.” Morte drops the mic and leaves the ring. Blade stares at him the whole time, then, finally goes over to check on a prone Ayaka.

UnderDawg vs. LI & Ecosystem

Before this match starts, Eco grabs a mic again, and once again bars all outside interference from the Ministry. Before the words are out of his mouth, UD attacks, dropping Eco with a clothesline and nailing LI with a boot to the face. UD picks up LI and tosses him over the top rope so he can focus on Eco. UD picks up eco and backs him into the corner. Eco is looking for an escape, but UD just begins wailing away with huge rights and lefts to the face. Eco slumps in the corner where UD puts the boots to him and stomps away. LI comes in to make the save, but once again gets clotheslined over the ropes for his troubles. Eco is back to his feet and tries to nail UD from behind, UD turns around laughing like a madman. He grabs eco by the throat and choke slams him to the mat. UD makes the cover but LI is ion to break it up at 2. UD is back to his feet, and eats a thrust kick to the throat from LI. UD staggers around the ring for a few seconds, LI chops him a few times dropping UD to one knee. Feeling confident LI goes to the top rope, where he is quickly caught by the throat by UD. UD limbs to the second rope and choke slams LI off the top rope, out of the ring, and through a conveniently placed table. UD pauses for a moment and admires the destruction. This allows eco time to recover. While UD is distracted, Eco rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. UD turns around and Eco nails him in the face with the chair. The Ref moves to DQ Eco, but Eco threatens to fire the ref, and orders him to make the count. Eco covers a bloody UD and gets a two count, when UD powers out, very angry. UD is quickly up to his feet, Eco looks around for help, but LI is dead on the floor. UD charges and grabs Eco in a press slam. UD throws Eco over the top rope and through conveniently placed table #2. Still not done, UD rolls out of the ring and picks up LI and Fireplug Piledrives him on the floor. He then turns his attention to Eco, who he picks up and hits a brutal Dawgpound Power Bomb. He picks up both men and rolls them into the ring and makes the cover, the ref makes the easy three count. UD stands up and celebrates and sees the Establishment charging the ring, UD escapes over the top rope before the Establishment can get their hands on him.
WINNER in 5:14 UnderDawg

Outback Jack & GatorBait vs. Eric O’Mac & Canadian Dragon

Handshakes to start all around, EOM starts with GB. Lock up to start, EOM grabs a headlock but is quickly sent to the ropes. Shoulder block drops GB, EOM off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt by GB, EOM off the rope and hits a cross body block for a one count. Both men to their feet, show of respect by both men. Lock up again, this time GB grabs the headlock, EOM shoots him into the ropes, EOM drops to his chest so GB can jump over him, GB stops and just drops the elbow into the small of EOM’s back. GB floats over and grabs a chin lock while grinding his knee into the small of EOM’s back. EOM crawls toward the ropes and finally grabs the rope, GB breaks at 3 and tags OBJ. Jack comes in and stomps on EOM’s back. OBJ picks him up and whips him hard into the corner, EOM hits and collapses into the middle of the ring. OBJ tags GB back in and runs over to EOM and locks on a Boston crab. GB comes off the ropes and drops a knee into EOM’s back. The Ref escorts OBJ out of the ring, while the ref’s back is turned, CD springboards into the ring and catches GB with a perfect hurracarana to buy his partner some time. EOM crawls toward his corner and makes the tag just as GB is getting to his feet. CD rushes in and nails a perfect dropkick on GB. CD then springs to the ropes and follows it up with a moonsault and a cover for two. OBJ comes back into the ring to break it up, but is met by a recovered EOM and a spin kick to the mouth. OBJ falls out of the ring, EOM follows him out and they brawl on the floor. Back inside, CD grabs GB and sends him to the ropes, CD tries another hurracarana but GB catches him and power bombs him and covers for a two count. GB helps CD up and sends him to the corner hard. He follows CD in with Swamp Gas. Before he can hit the move, CD slides out of the ring, GB slams back first into the corner and staggers out of the corner. EOM slides into the ring and drops GB with a t-bone suplex. EOM then dives over the top rope onto a woozy OBJ. With GB down, CD comes of the top rope with a shooting star press, CD covers, hooks both legs, and just barely gets a three count.
WINNERS in 8:44 Eric O’Mac & Canadian Dragon
EOM comes back into the ring to celebrate with his partner, GB and OBJ both come in and grab EOM and CD spinning them around to face to face. The two teams stare at each other for a few seconds, then GB and OBJ offer their hands. EOM and CD accept and the two teams shake hands and celebrate a great match

Gimmickman vs. Moosehead Jack – No DQ match

MHJ does not appear to be in a very good mood, which is not helped by the fact that the crowd is chanting sem-aj B! sem-aj B! Gimmick barely makes it to the ring when MHJ attacks with a fury. MHJ levels Gimmick with punches and kicks to the face. Gimmick is down on the mat covering up. Jack drops an elbow to the back of Gimmick’s neck that knocks him goofy. Jack slides out of the ring and grabs a Singapore cane from under the ring. MHJ slides back into the ring and slams the cane into Gimmick’s face repeatedly until Gimmick is a bloody mess. Jack backs Gimmick into the corner and bites him in the forehead, soon Jacks mouth is covered with Gimmicks blood. MHJ chokes Gimmick in the corner with the cane causing the blood to spurt even more. Jack walks away to look for more weapons, Gimmick slumps to the mat. MHJ brings a chair into the ring, he raises it to hit a helpless Gimmick, the ref grabs the chair, MHJ turns around and glares at the ref, “It’s a No DQ match you fucking moron!” MHJ turns back to Gimmick, who now has the cane and blasts MHJ in the face with the cane. Gimmick seems possessed, he beats on MHJ’s face until the cane snaps in two. Gimmick picks up the chair and crashes it down across MHJ’s head. Jack is now a bloody mess, Gimmick covers for a two count. Gimmick slides out of the ring and picks up a piece of the table left over from UD’s carnage. Gimmick comes back in and gouges MHJ’s skull with the table, the blood flows even more freely now. MHJ falls to his knees, when Gimmick comes in, MHJ low blows him Gimmick falls in pain. MHJ picks up gimmick and DDT’s him on the chair. Cover gets two. MHJ is yelling at the ref that that was a three count. MHJ picks up Gimmick again and sets him up for the heart punch, Gimmick twists, turns and catches MHJ with the Spartan Plunge on the steel chair. Gimmick makes the cover, hooks the leg, and grabs MHJ’s shorts for good measure. The ref counts three.
WINNER in 6:01 Gimmickman
MHJ is furious. The ref raises Gimmicks arm, and Jack attacks, throwing Gimmick out of the ring and focusing on the referee. MHJ levels the ref with a punch to the face, then picks up the dazed ref and piledrives him on the steel chair. The ring floods with officials, Jack rolls out of the ring and grabs the mic and screams, “TONIGHT, SOMEONE WILL PAY DEARLY! THE REF, THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!”

Grunt vs. Viper

These two lock up, Viper immediately goes to the eyes, Grunt staggers around the ring, Viper wastes little time trying for a sidewinder, grabbing Grunt by the head, Brunt powers out of it and slams Viper to the mat, then drops an elbow for good measure. Grunt covers, but Viper rolls the shoulder at 2. Grunt picks up Viper and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big clothesline. Viper is down. Grunt helps him to his feet and sends him to the ropes again, big back body drop and Viper is writhing in pain. While he is down, Viper reaches in his tights for something. Grunt picks him up again and once more sends him to the ropes, this time Grunt catches Viper with a big bear hug. After a few seconds, we see that Viper has a chain and he blasts Grunt in the face to free himself. Grunt staggers to one knee and realizes he is bleeding. Grunt snaps and goes on a rampage, He charges after Viper, but Viper remains calm and nails him again with the chain. Grunt is really staggering now, Viper comes off the ropes and nails the Death Elbow. Grunt is out on his feet. Before he can recover, Viper grabs Grunt from behind and hits the sidewinder on the big man. Cover gets three.
WINNER in 4:59 Viper

(sorry guys, I am running short on time, you get the very brief recaps from here on out, if I have time I will fill in more later)

Black Dragon & Soul Dragon vs Hellion & Corax World Tag Team Title Match

Great match with lots of back and forth action. BD has the upper hand on Hellion after hitting the Dragon Suplex. While the ref is escorting Corax out of the ring, Blade hits the ring and slaughters BD with a baseball shot to the back of the head, SD chases him out of the ring, but it allows Hellion to make the easy cover and get the three count
WINNERS and still OOWF Tag Team Champions in 18:48 Hellion & Corax

Semaj B vs. Microplay for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title

Great action, despite repeated attempts at cheating SB is able to counter every move, Micro is frustrated by the challenger. SB charges at Micro trying to hit cross body, micro ducks and SB tumbles out of the ring. With the ref’s back turned, MHJ charges out from the back and kills SB with a sick DDT on the floor. MHJ picks up SB and slams his face into the post, splitting SB wide open. Micro keeps the ref distracted through all of this. For good measure, MHJ hits a heart punch on SB then rolls him back into the ring and takes off. Micro seizes the opportunity and comes off the ropes with an elbow. Cover gets three
WINNER and still OOWF champion in 15:37 Microplay

Johnny Adrenaline & LD Williams vs. Concrete TG & Hardbody Harris

Great back and forth action, very long tag match, JA is doing all he can to pin CTG. End of the match comes when JA is trying to hit HH with a super kick, but he moves and JA nails LDW instead. CTG comes in and takes out JA, and HH hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER and gets the three count for his team.
WINNERS in 28:08 Hardbody Harris & Concrete TG

After the match, MHJ hits the ring again and attacks CTG, screaming something about collecting the bounty this time, this brings out SB who comes to his partners aid, in the ensuing chaos Microplay attacks HH, pretty soon the locker room empties and it is pandemonium. After about 15 minutes of violent bloody action, after the Establishment and the Ministry have taken each other out, somehow, inexplicably Hardbody Harris remains the only one standing in the ring, and somehow he ends up with Microplay’s World Title. Harris climbs the ropes and poses with the title, sending the fans home happy

Thanks for coming! See you next time!

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*Hardbody Harris poses, flexes, and struts around the ring with Microplay's World Championship belt. The crowd eats it up, and it's clear they want HH to gain the gold. While the ring clears of the fallen OOWF wrestlers, HH wanders out into the ring and gives some homeless kid who somehow got front row tickets his sunglasses, and he gives his underwear to a good looking girl in row 3. She faints from happiness.

The ring is empty now, except for the fallen champion. Microplay slowly rises to his feet, only to stagger against the turnbuckle and fall back again, causing much laughter to the crowd, most of whom are watching the post-show antics. Hardbody hops back in the ring and grabs a microphone.*

"Well, well, well, Microplay. It's just me and you. Me, holding your championship belt, and you, gasping for breath. Should I smack you across the face? Attack you from behind, just like you always do to me? Should I hit another TO BE EDITED IN LATER? Is that what I should do? Let me ask the crowd...right here, in the Central Time Zone!"

*The crowd goes nuts. "Cen-tral, Cen-tral, Cen-tral!"*

"Well, Micro, let Hardbody tell you what he's going to do. Oh, he's not gonna give you another Harris-style whoopin, oh no. You see, Microplay, I've got something good in store for you. Microplay, I have a gift for you. Let's take a trip down memory lane, because Microply...THIS IS YOUR NIGHT!"

*Balloons and streamers fall from the rafters as the crowd is excited to be treated to this special event. Microplay stands up, confused, but still aware that HH has his World Title. He's hesitant to attack him, so MP waits.*

"Microplay, oh Microplay...you've had quite a night, haven't you? Let's let the fans see what kind of evening you've had, shall we? I mean, we don't want them all remembering that the last thing you did was get your microass kicked all over Illinois!"

"Remember the first thing you did when you got to the arena tonight? Oh, Hardbody knows. The first thing you did-the first thing you do every night-is hit on the OOWF's very own Sexy Female Journalist!"

*SFJ sensually scampers from the entrance ramp to the ring and stands next to Hardbody.*

"Now, SFJ, it's no secret that you're in charge of keeping track of all the wrestler's measurements, seeing as how you also design our gear. You know what we're all packing, right, sugar?" *she nods* "That's right. Now, what we all want to know: is Microplay really....micro?"

*The crowd eats it up, especially after SFJ nods her head in agreement.MP turns bright red as he starts to leave the ring, looking shamefully down the front of his tights. Hardbody stops him*

"Whoah, Micropenis, calm down; we're just having fun. You don't like this game? Okay, we'll bring out our next guest in just a minute. Sexy Female Journalist, thanks for your help. I do have one question for you, too. Do you want to engage in sexual intercourse later, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

*SFJ walks over and kisses HH on the cheek. She leaves, and Hardbody celebrates by posing on the turnbuckles again. Microplay, annoyed at these shenanigans, tries to steal his title back to no avail.*

"Whoah there son, settle down. THIS IS YOUR NIGHT, remember? Let's keep going down memory lane, shall we? All us wrestlers have a meal before the show. Tell me: what do you order to eat before every match?" He points the mic at Microplay.

"Do I have to say it?"

"Yes. It's not a big deal. Come on, tell the people what the OOWF Champion eats before every match."

Microplay sighs and mutters, "A salami sandwich."

*The crowd goes crazy, because they are all thinking "OMG HE SAID SALAMI HE MUST BE GAY BECAUSE A SALAMI IS LIKE A PENIS LOLLERSKATES*

Hardbody shushes the crowd. "A salami sandwich. Good choice. I have to ask, my friend: did you get your sandwich today? Did you have to miss tonight's meal?"

Microplay, with a tear in his eye, "No. I didn't get my sandwich."

"Well, THIS IS YOUR NIGHT, my rival. Gorilla Tsunami, bring out Microplay's sammich!"

*Gorilla Tsunami rolls a room service cart to the ring, and carries the silver platter up the steps and between the two wrestlers. He lifts the lid, and there lies a perfect salami sandwich.*

Hardbody: "Isn't that a beautiful sandwich." *Picks it up* "Microplay, is this the kind of stuff you eat? How do you defend the title with this kind of stuff in your belly? *Micro reaches for the bready goodness. Hardbody pulls it away* "No, this will never do. Since this is your night, I'm going to help you...by eating this salami sandwich!"

*HH climbs the turnbuckle and splits the sandwich in half. He slams both sides together, causing honey mustard to ooze out, and pours the contents down the front of his mouth and then his chest. He signals to a guy with a cooler; the man throws him another sandwich, which meets the same fate. Another is signaled for, and more salami goodness is caught by Hardbody, who manages to get some bread in his mouth as he is covered in mustard, lunchmeat, and bits of cheese. Microplay begins crying. Hardbody sees this, and asks for one more sandwich out of his cooler. The ringside attendent throws a perfect strike, Hardbody gets down, and walks over to the visibly sobbing Microplay.*

"Aw, Mic, I'm sorry. I didn't know how much these meant to you. How about we split this last one and call it a night, okay? Go on, take it." Microplay reaches for his half of the sandwich and begins munching. Hardbody continues. "I guess wasn't a good evening to do THIS IS YOUR NIGHT, was it? Well, we've only one more thing left. I promise, it'll be quick."

"As you know, you're the World Champion, and you retained your title tonight. Congrats, and here's your belt back. *The crowd boos as MP grabs it, still munching on his sandwich.* "I guess there's only one more memory left from tonight, and it comes courtesy of THE #1 FACE IN THE OOWF!"

*Hardbody Hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER on the champ, causing Microplay to spit his sandwich all over the ring. Hardbody poses over the unconscious and probably still hungry champ with a smile. He snatches the last remaining bit of the sandwich out of MP's hands, takes out a sharpie, signs it, and throws it into the crowd. As he leaves, the arena chants Hardbody's name.*

[mooseheadjack]

Mean Gene is in the back talking to Semaj B

MGO - Semaj tell me how it feels to have a title match after only a few weeks in the OOWF

SB - Well Gene you know I am fortunate. . . .

a bloody MHJ flies out of nowhere and slams SB over the head witha steel chair knocking him cold

MGO - OH MY GOD, MOOSE WHY DID YOU. . .

MHJ SHUT UP! (grabs MGO and DDT's him on the concrete floor)

MHJ - CAMERA MAN you move from that spot and so help me it'll be the last thing you ever do.

I have had it. Things are gonna change around here. I have sat back and watched content to pick and choose who I wanted to destroy. Well now I am putting everyone on notice, you thought I was bad before? You thought I crossed the line when I nearly killed Smoley and Harris? That was nothing. I am declaring all out war on OOWF, from top to bottom. That means you TG, I didn't get the job done before, I didn't collectthat bounty, next time we meet I will. Underdawg, you and your ministry flunkies better stay out of my way. I have nearly killed Smoley, I have set Corax on fire, big dog, I want you next. OOWF you better watch out, Gimmick, you got away with one tonight, I will settle that score, and soon. My time is coming, the OOWF will flow with my victim's blood.

Trust me

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(Microplay, alongside 'Skeem' Gene Okerlund, in the interview area backstage)

Skeem: Microplay...I'd like to have a word with you..!! How are you feeling after the actions that have taken place tonight??

(Microplay, standing with a pose very reminiscent to that of Ric Flair from wrestlemania 8 during his post-match interview)

Micro: Gene...You're looking at a guy, who fears NO ONE...A champion that takes on all contenders, and destroys everyone in his path...Well, now, your looking at an even more dangerous champion. I will NEVER lose my OOWF title, and i will cause chaos for every and ANY superstar that ever gets in my way again...Hardbody Harris, you will be taken out the next time you meet me in the ring, once and for all...And if i were you, i would worry about your career more than winning the OOWF belt, because the initial is the ONLY possibility.

(Microplay looks straight into the cameras as they come in closer)

Microplay: To everyone in the OOWF...prepare for your FINAL match when you ever step into the ring with me again, because i will destroy each and every one of you, once and for all.

(Microplay gives a cold, hard stare to the cameras, before slowly walking away)

(cameras fade)

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Smoley is seen in the... um, no wait. Smoley grabs a mic and...

Where the HELL did I go?!?!?

[mooseheadjack]

*Hellion and Corax are next in line to be interviewed by 'Skeem' Gene.*

Skeem: Ladies and Gentlemen my next guests, come on in if you would guys, are none other than OOWF Tag Team Champions Hellion and Corax.

*Hellion and Corax walk in and stand one on either side of 'Skeem' Gene*

Skeem: Gentlemen, let me just say that this is an honor. Tonight you went nearly twenty minutes against a fairly new team in Black Dragon and Soul Dragon. You gained the advantage in that match due to outside interference. If Blade had not stepped into the middle of your match, do you think the outcome may have been different?

Corax: What do you mean by that? Are you saying we got lucky?

Skeem: Well I...No, I was just...There was...You know...

Corax: Do you think we needed help in there? Is that what your trying to say?

Skeem: Well it did seem odd that Blade showed up at a very opportune moment. He obviously swayed the tide in your favor.

Corax: Look Skeem, what Blade did is his own business I guess. It's the Dragons' fault for not watching their own backs. But let me say this directly to Blade.

We don't need your help defending our titles. You got a problem with the Dragons? Fine! But stay out of our matches or you'll find the entire Ministry will take an interest in shortening your career. Does that sound like a threat? Good.

Skeem: Hellion, you made an easy pin on Black Dragon after he was already out cold. You've got to admit that without Blade hitting BD with a bat, that it would not have happened that way.

Hellion: Yes I can admit it Gene. I can admit that it would not have happened thay way. Because I would have taken him out myself. See, whether it was a bat or the Hell's Fury Black Dragon would have gone down and stayed down.

But I do want to be honest here. I've said that Hellion and Corax have no competition in the OOWF. I have called everyone else wannabes. And they are. They're all wannabe tag teams. And the Dragons, they are wannabes too.

But the the difference between the Dragons and everyone else is they don't just wannabe a team, they wannabe the champs!

See I thought that no other team was worthy and really, no other team is. But the Dragons showed us something tonight. I think there may be something there.

Now, I don't know if they're worthy of holding these belts and I didn't find out tonight because some little punk with a bat and a chip on his shoulder stuck his nose in our business.

So I'm going to make this offer.

Dragons, come on back boys. Let's do it again. No titles this time though. Just you and us in the ring. We'll see if you're worthy of a title shot. And if you are worthy, well being the champs that we are, we'll THINK about putting these titles up.

But you gotta prove it. You want these belts? You gotta prove it... First.

[mooseheadjack]

during the break:

the beast is running around backstage, looking for brad "the biscuit" hydrasyrenwyverngorgon, ready to gloat about how he DESTROYED the biscuit in their match, and to DARE him to challange the beast again. but seriously...

where the HELL did he go?!?!?

[mooseheadjack]

(CTG hears Beast roaring and crashing through the hallway. He peeks outside)

Hey, Beast, THAT way!

(points in the direction of MHJ's locker room)

[mooseheadjack]

(Beast crashes into The Establishment's locker room, everyone except MHJ rises in defense, MHJ stays in his chair, Beast comes right up to him)

MHJ: can I help you big man?
B: I am here to destroy you!!
MHJ: really? Do you really want to do that? You already have an issue with the Ministry, do you REALLY want to mess with the Establishment as well?
(Beast looks around and realizes that he is outnumbered)
MHJ: You are not a stupid man, are you? You should already know that your fight is not with us. If you want to go, thats fine, you might get me first, but the rest of the Establishment will decimate you before you make it to the door. You want the Ministry, they attacked you, take them down.
(Beast begins to move toward the door)
MHJ: Beast (Beast turns) if you want some help with the Ministry, you know where we are.
(Beast looks puzzled/confused/and angry and storms out the door)

MHJ: Now on to other things. I have had some time to reflect on things. I have decided that while I would love nothing more than to destroy the entire OOWF and bathe in their blood, that will not get me anywhere. A wise man once told me, with power comes money, and in this business, what brings power? Titles. Concrete TG, I failed to collect the bounty on your head. I am not used to failing, that will be corrected. But it is not just about the $75,000 bounty, that is a drop in the bucket, icing on the cake. The real prize, the real moneymaker is that title you hold. Once I have that title, I call the shots, I get to decide who I destroy, you will all come to me, like lambs being lead to the slaughter. And as a bonus, I will be raking in the cash for my man LJB.

Now, Concrete, I know you want no part of me, and I am not going to give you time to get ready. I am going to take more than your title, I am going to take your peace of mind. First I am going to start by pummeling that dolt Semaj B into oblivion. Once he is crushed, once he is bled dry, then I am coming for you. You are about to meet your worst nightmare, a more focused, more determined Moosehead Jack. Your worst nightmares will pale in comparison.

Trust me

[mooseheadjack]

The camera focuses on L.D. Williams and Johnny Adrenaline in the locker room:

LD: “See Johnny, I told you Moosehead Jack would do this! He might take out Concrete, sure, but he’s also going to take your title. Then you’ll be out seventy-five grand and you still won’t have the belt.”

JA: ”Doesn’t matter. Seeing Concrete destroyed will be worth the money. Then, I’ll take out Jack -”

LD: ”And the Establishment?”

JA: “If I have to. I’m getting my belt back, and your gonna help me.”

LD: “Exactly. That’s why we have to get to Concrete first. We take him out while Jack is busy with Semaj whatsisname. Once you’ve got the belt, then we go after the Establishment…and the Ministry”

JA: “Take on the whole OOWF…I like it. You’ve got guts Williams. You’re out of your mind, but you’ve got guts.”

LD: “And you’re about to become the first 2-time OOWF Intercontinental Champion.”

Camera Fades.

[mooseheadjack]

Dangerous Donnie Viper finds a long line of wrestlers waiting to be interviewed by "Skeem" Gene Okerland.

DDV: Dammit, I need an interview...

Viper walks down the hall to find "The African Dream" Mean Akeem Okerlund in a dressing room, getting his toes painted by the make up lady.

MAO: Go away! I'm busy!

DDV: Is there anyone here I can... Ah!

Grabs "Green Jeans" Okerland and hands him a mike.

DDV: INTERVIEW ME!!!!

GBJ: Donovan Viper, you just took out Grunt in a decisive manner! What's next for you?

DDV: That's what I'd like to know. At the last house show, I was forced into a match against my boss, The Underdawg, but was given a chance to name my match after the victory. The Establishment made me and Underdawg beat each other to a bloody pulp, and for that, all I got was nothing.

GJO: Nothing? You got a to name your match. You, Underdawg and Microplay in a triple threat inferno casket match for the OOWF title! Which, I must say is quite an unfair match!

DDV: UNFAIR? You want to talk UNFAIR? Yeah, I named that match, and then what? Nothing! I see my boss and Hardbody get a triple threat against Microfuck, and I get left out in the rain. And this week? I have to waste my time with a jobber like Grunt? No acknowledgement of my demands? I had to beat up the Big Dawg, and then get unkept promises? That's crap!

GJO: Well, I see what you mean. What are you going to do about it?

DDV: I plan on getting the Ministry some more gold, one way or another. Hellion and Corax are having way too much fun around here. *takes out his chain and wraps it around his elbow*

Viper bursts into ConcreteTG's locker room and clocks him with a wicked Death Elbow wrapped in a chain! With Concrete on laying on the floor, DDV starts whipping TG with the chain. He picks up a bloody beaten Concrete, puts him in a Death Valley Driver position, and turns it into a Tombstone Piledriver onto the chain! He then grabs the Intercontinental Title and takes off.

DDV: $75,000 of gold. And the Intercontinental Championship. Hey, Johnny. I want my money.

GJO: Security! Stop that man! He's a thief!

[mooseheadjack]

SB: "Absolutely, not acceptable.." Whot the bloody hell am I supposed to do? I can't just go around actually beating these amateurs...Yes, alright then I'll step up my investigation."
A bloody and beaten Semaj closes his mobile and is walking back to the lockerroom when he sees "Dangerous" Donovan Viper running towards him and so he slips behind a conviently placed stack of tires. As DDV comes up parallel to the stack, Semaj lashes out with a spinning heel kick.

DDV sees the foot coming for his face and slides underneath it, he turns and faces SB.
DDV: Hah, what YOU'RE going stop me from walking out of here with Concrete's belt? Please, you know and I know you get your ass kicked in backstage vingettes.

SB: Then come and prove it one more time.

DDV charges SB, planning on spearing him into the conveniently-placed stack of tires. SB counters with a perfectly timed drop-toe hold, which sends DDV into the tires head-first. DDV jumps back up and goes for a Death Blow, but once again is he is countered this time with a DEEP arm drag. DDV cautiously approaches Semaj and as he goes to punch, Semaj counters this time with a sleeper hold. DDV fights the hold, but Semaj has it locked it. Finally as DDV begins to fade, Semaj decides that it's time to put an end to this farce and hits the second part of the Double Agent, driving DDV's face into the floor.

With DDV taken care of, at least for the moment, Semaj grabs the IC belt and heads for the lockerroom, knowing that he'll either find Concrete there or on his way to the hospital, because the Ministry of Dawgness is just that dangerous...

[mooseheadjack]

(semaj walks in to a horrible sight - CTG, unconscious again, apparently dragged himself to his gear to reach for his cellphone, which is now on the floor several feet away)

SB: ..... holy shit is right....

(Semaj peeks back out in the hallway, but even the EMTs have called it a night)

SB: (kneels down by CTG) Concrete..... come on, man, wake up....

(Concrete only twitches in response)

SB: you just hang on, ok? I'm gonna get you some help

(CTG groans)

SB: ! Concrete!

CTG:....... snake......

SB: I know, it was Viper from the Ministry. You might be on to something with that weird story of yours.

(Concrete tries to stand... Semaj helps him up and walks him out the door to get him some help)

[mooseheadjack]

In the back, watching Viper's attack, SB's brawl with Viper, and SB helping CTG to the hospital is MHJ.

"good, good, just forget about me, Semaj, just forget all about the Moose. You keep your focus on Viper and protecting that waste of space Concrete TG. I will make my presence known soon."

Trust me