Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 5, 2008 13:00:16 GMT -5
Name: Hardbody Harris
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 245
Hailing From: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Face/Heel/Neutral: Face
Build: Billy Gunn-esque
Physical Description: Hair-Dark Brown, Caesar-cut, no sideburns. Blue Eyes, Chiseled abs that you could bounce a bowling ball off. Lightly tanned, perfectly complimenting my face. No tattoos or piercings. A Man's Man.
Hardbody wrestles in base bright-white spandex tights with a painted-on black thong. He has white knee-high boots, white knee pads, and white elbow pads. He wears wrist tape on his left hand with the word "Fievel" written across the top.
Hardbody is never seen with a shirt on. Or pants, for that matter. Hardbody wears his wrestling attire everywhere he goes, including the hospital and weddings.
Entrance Music: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling," The Righteous Brothers.
Description of Entrance:The lights go off, the music begins, and the sweet singing of one of the Righteous Brothers begins:
"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it baby
But baby, baby I know it
(Lights go up to full brightness. Hardbody comes out in his Aviator sunglasses, and 20,000 fans begin singing.)
You've lost that loving feeling
Oh, that loving feeling
You've lost that loving feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Whoa-oh
(Hardbody gets to the ring, climbs the turnbuckle, and leads the crowd in another round of the chorus. Then he goes to the middle of the ring, drops to his knees, and mouths the words as he points to the crowd, who cheer enthusiastically.)
Baby baby, I get down on my knees for you
If you would only love me like you used to do
We had a love
A love a love you don't find every day
So don't...don't...don't let it slip away
(Music ends, and the crowd chants "Hard-bod-ee! Hard-bod-ee" for 30 seconds, His entrance takes a total of 3 minutes."
Finisher and Description of Finisher: The TO BE EDITED IN LATER! This is a devestating move that can be hit from any position and can be used as a reversal for any move.
Style: Old-school face: Crowd gesturing, punching, atomic drops, suplexes, double axe-handles, back-body drops. He also does a lot of posing.
Submission Move: The Face-ripper. Hardbody gets behind his opponent and puts his index and middle fingers in his opponent's mouth. He pulls the inside of the cheeks, putting an intense pressure on the lips, gums, and facial skin of his opponent. Little brothers tap to this all the time.
Background: A great American and tenacious fighter, Hardbody Harris burst into the OOWF as an immediate World Title-contender and fan favorite. Mixing a nostalgic, old-school style with a never-give-up attitude, his in-ring performances have electrified crowds in arenas around the country. More than anything, Hardbody enjoys giving the fans a good time and entertaining himself with off-beat backstage and in-ring antics, earning him the distinction as the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF!
Hardbody is a kung-fu Master, part-time host on Jeopardy!, and eater of honey mustard and salami sandwiches, especially when stolen from Microplay. A champion to orphans around the world, he is also constantly on the search for his tiny hero Fievel, who disappeared one day after Ecosystem tried to make Hardbody the corporate champion.
His popularity has not gone unnoticed by the forces of evil, however, as Hardbody rarely goes a match without bleeding profusely and, due to sneak attacks and uncalled for two-on-one beatdowns, is put in a hospital bed or wheelchair more often than not. Hardbody carries the only Med-Alert bracelet in the OOWF.
A loner by nature, Hardbody has formed an alliance with Gimmickman, who thinks he is the #2 Face in the OOWF. Taking the very misguided young pup under his wing, Gimmickman is the very first person to go through Hardobody's Face Undergoing Creative Karma campaign. Yes, Gimmickman is truly a...well, you know.
Hardbody also spends an increasinly large amount of time with the OOWF's original Sexy Female Journalist. A talented Shakespearean actress and Goodwill-games winning gymnast, behind close doors she is often seen sitting on the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF! The two also enjoy fornicating.
Despite countless injuries suffered at the hands of frightened and jealous enemies, Hardbody promises to one day make his nearly HALF A YEAR LONG (yes, SIX WHOLE MONTHS) dream of becoming OOWF champion come true. One thing is for sure: anyone who doesn't like Hardbody is certainly a Communist.
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 245
Hailing From: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Face/Heel/Neutral: Face
Build: Billy Gunn-esque
Physical Description: Hair-Dark Brown, Caesar-cut, no sideburns. Blue Eyes, Chiseled abs that you could bounce a bowling ball off. Lightly tanned, perfectly complimenting my face. No tattoos or piercings. A Man's Man.
Hardbody wrestles in base bright-white spandex tights with a painted-on black thong. He has white knee-high boots, white knee pads, and white elbow pads. He wears wrist tape on his left hand with the word "Fievel" written across the top.
Hardbody is never seen with a shirt on. Or pants, for that matter. Hardbody wears his wrestling attire everywhere he goes, including the hospital and weddings.
Entrance Music: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling," The Righteous Brothers.
Description of Entrance:The lights go off, the music begins, and the sweet singing of one of the Righteous Brothers begins:
"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it baby
But baby, baby I know it
(Lights go up to full brightness. Hardbody comes out in his Aviator sunglasses, and 20,000 fans begin singing.)
You've lost that loving feeling
Oh, that loving feeling
You've lost that loving feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Whoa-oh
(Hardbody gets to the ring, climbs the turnbuckle, and leads the crowd in another round of the chorus. Then he goes to the middle of the ring, drops to his knees, and mouths the words as he points to the crowd, who cheer enthusiastically.)
Baby baby, I get down on my knees for you
If you would only love me like you used to do
We had a love
A love a love you don't find every day
So don't...don't...don't let it slip away
(Music ends, and the crowd chants "Hard-bod-ee! Hard-bod-ee" for 30 seconds, His entrance takes a total of 3 minutes."
Finisher and Description of Finisher: The TO BE EDITED IN LATER! This is a devestating move that can be hit from any position and can be used as a reversal for any move.
Style: Old-school face: Crowd gesturing, punching, atomic drops, suplexes, double axe-handles, back-body drops. He also does a lot of posing.
Submission Move: The Face-ripper. Hardbody gets behind his opponent and puts his index and middle fingers in his opponent's mouth. He pulls the inside of the cheeks, putting an intense pressure on the lips, gums, and facial skin of his opponent. Little brothers tap to this all the time.
Background: A great American and tenacious fighter, Hardbody Harris burst into the OOWF as an immediate World Title-contender and fan favorite. Mixing a nostalgic, old-school style with a never-give-up attitude, his in-ring performances have electrified crowds in arenas around the country. More than anything, Hardbody enjoys giving the fans a good time and entertaining himself with off-beat backstage and in-ring antics, earning him the distinction as the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF!
Hardbody is a kung-fu Master, part-time host on Jeopardy!, and eater of honey mustard and salami sandwiches, especially when stolen from Microplay. A champion to orphans around the world, he is also constantly on the search for his tiny hero Fievel, who disappeared one day after Ecosystem tried to make Hardbody the corporate champion.
His popularity has not gone unnoticed by the forces of evil, however, as Hardbody rarely goes a match without bleeding profusely and, due to sneak attacks and uncalled for two-on-one beatdowns, is put in a hospital bed or wheelchair more often than not. Hardbody carries the only Med-Alert bracelet in the OOWF.
A loner by nature, Hardbody has formed an alliance with Gimmickman, who thinks he is the #2 Face in the OOWF. Taking the very misguided young pup under his wing, Gimmickman is the very first person to go through Hardobody's Face Undergoing Creative Karma campaign. Yes, Gimmickman is truly a...well, you know.
Hardbody also spends an increasinly large amount of time with the OOWF's original Sexy Female Journalist. A talented Shakespearean actress and Goodwill-games winning gymnast, behind close doors she is often seen sitting on the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF! The two also enjoy fornicating.
Despite countless injuries suffered at the hands of frightened and jealous enemies, Hardbody promises to one day make his nearly HALF A YEAR LONG (yes, SIX WHOLE MONTHS) dream of becoming OOWF champion come true. One thing is for sure: anyone who doesn't like Hardbody is certainly a Communist.