Post by mooseheadjack on Apr 19, 2008 16:28:20 GMT -5
JP: Welcome to "Within the Confines of Your Domocile." Coming to you live from the beautiful city of BetterTown, I'm JP with my special guest co-host tonight Michael Ross.
MR: Thanks JP. I'll be taking Razz's place tonight as he deals with some personal issues.
JP: Probably getting drunk off his ass again.
MR: Anyway, let's take it to the ring for our first match shall we.
BEAST VS MORTE VS BLADE
Three three of them make their way to the ring and oddly Blade gets the loudest cheers. Damn anti-hero loner bullshit.
MR: It seems Miss Ayaka is not accompanying Blade tonight.
JP: The guy let her get attacked by two damned street fighters. She'd be a dumbass to still be his valet.
Action starts off as Beast immediately lays into Blade with heavy shots to the head. A wicked irish whip slams Blade into the turnbuckles hard enough that he crumples to the mat. Morte seizes the opportunity and staggers the big man with a flying forearm to the back of the head. A beautiful spinning heel kick catches Beast in the tops of the head and brings the big man to one knee. A front drop kick to the forehead sends Beast sprawling. Morte lays the boots to the Beast, but gets blind-sided by Blade's viscious lariat. Blade quickly drops a knee across the Beast's neck then saunters over to the rising Morte. Morte slams a few punches into his gut, but Blade cuts that short with thumb to the eyes and a knee lift to the side of the head. Blade sets up for a power slam, but Beast is back up and clubs Blade across the shoulder blades, dropping both into a pinning predicament. But before the ref can count one, Beast yanks Blade's leg violently enough that he is elevated and crashes face first into the mat. Morte with a drop kick to the shins and a brutal shining wizard to the jaw to take Beast down. Beast back up and he and Morte slug it out and surpisingly Morte has the advantage. An irish whip attempt is reversed by Beast but Morte slides under a big boot and counters with a drop kick to the knee. Blade follows suit with a shoulder block that knocks the Beast to the canvas. He flashes Morte a look. Morte nods in response and the two of them take turns stomping, elbowing, and just brutalizing the knee. Morte locks in a figure four as the ref ask a defiant Beast if he wishes to submit. Meanwhile Blade is up top and delivers a top rope leg drop right across Morte's throat.
MR: That's Morte's finishing manuever!
Beast struggles to his feet and is immediately drop kicked over the top rope. Blade stalks Morte until the bigger man regains his composure. Some hard rights stagger Morte, but he blocks a kick and counters with a clubbing forearm. He drops an elbow, but nobody's home. Blade hits a sommersault leg drop for a two count. He then runs the ropes and baseball slides a recovering Beast back to the floor. Morte attacks from behind and manages to hit a release German supplex. Both men are down and the ref starts his count. Both men are up and Morte takes control with headbutt. A huge belly-to-belly supplex gets a two count and Blade rolls out onto the floor where he is met with an angry Beast. Rolling back in, he backs into Morte who hits a stiff uppercut. Limping, Beast is back in and press slams Blade. Morte clotheslines Blade out and he and Beast square off. A flurry of punches and chops is capped off with a high drop kick by Morte. Infuriated, Blade returns to the ring and slams a chair to the back of Morte's skull. A recovering Beast gets the same treatment as does the ref when he disqualifies Blade.
MR: Talk about your sore losers.
JP: Hell, he was forced into this match. No reason to stick around.
MR: Look who's decided to join the party.
Eco, spiffily attired in the zebra stripes is flanked by Grunt and Li. Li is to the ring first and begins laying some stiff kicks on Beast. Grunt steps over the top rope and Li irish whips Beast into a Grunt clothesline. A choke slam later, and Eco is in the ring.
Morte slowly recovers as Grunt delivers and spine-tingling power bomb that forcefully drives the breath from the Beast. Li drags Morte over for the cover and Eco drops down for the three count. Just as his hand is about to slap the mat for the third time he is yanked out of the ring by... Soul Dragon?
JP: That was unexpected.
Soul Dragon and EcoSystem exchange punches. SD quickly takes advantage and drills Eco with a kick to the sternum. In the ring Black Dragon has made his presence felt by hitting the DKO Drop on Li. He exchanges blows with Grunt, but Grunt hits a spine buster that plants BD. He turns around and receives a viscious lariat from the Beast. He stumbles back and BD pulls down the ropes causing the big man to tumble out. BD attends to the ref, who is beginning to regain consciousness. Beast levels Morte with as SD rebounds off the far ropes and executes a perfect sommersault plancha onto the recovering Establishment members. BD rolls the ref into positions as Beast puts the finishing touches on Morte. A three count later and Beast is the winner in about 10:34.
MR: Are we seeing another alliance being formed?
JP: Well it's not like the Dragons would just happen to help out the Beast now would they?
MR: Jeez, you're a crotchety old man.
JP: You wanna see crotchety, punk?
MR: Maybe we should call the next match.
JP: Pussy. Let's check in with our other beautiful mic stand
SEXY FEMALE JOURNALIST 2
SFJ2: I'm here with Johnny Adrenaline and his running buddy LD Williams. Any comments on tonight's match up?
JA: Just one. This is the last ppv you'll see me without my IC Title.
LD: Because if anything, Johnny...knows...best.
MR: He's pretty confident. Let's kick it back to the ring for the three way elimination bout.
OBJ & Gator Bait vs EOM & Canadian Dragon vs Grunt & Li
EOM starts off with OBJ. The two shake hands and the bell rings. Collar and elbow tie-up. OBJ locks in a top wrist lock, but EOM adjusts and counters into a hammerlock. OBJ hooks the head and uses his leverage to snap mare him over. Working the headlock, but EOM gets to his feet and elbows his way out. Jumping spin kick connects and EOM points to himself. Offers a hand and OBJ pulls him down into an arm bar. EOM rolls through with the arm bar and holds OBJ up with his feet. OBJ lands on his feet but pulls EOM up with him. EOM uses the momentum to hit a head scissors take down. The crowd is going nuts as OBJ offers his hand this time, but EOM smiles and shakes his head no. Li breaks up the friendly nature of the bout and throws EOM over the top rope. OBJ shoves Li then ducks Li's round house and takes him down with a hard clothesline. Meanwhile on the outside, eats Grunt's big boot. Canadian Dragon runs the apron and nails the big man with a shooting star press. Holy Shit chant from the crowd and the tag partners hoist the monster up and deliver a tag team supplex over the guard rail. OBJ rolls out to break up the count and he and EOM both slide back in. A few punches echanged, OBJ ducks one and irish whips Eom. He leap frogs him, and drops to the mat for a reverse monkey flip. EOM dives over him, rolls to the ropes, and hits a back flip all in one fluent motion. Single leg sweep by OBJ and a quick cover gets nothing. EOM with the double leg take down a jack knife pin gets a one but OBJ rolls through with a pinning predicament of his own. Stare off, but OBJ is too close to LI, who tags himself in. A scene right out of a good martial arts fight scene plays out with EOM taking advantage after a step over heel kick. Li quickly bails and Grunt enters. Grunt catches a kick and levels EOM with a clothesline. Standard big man domination until EOM manages to roll under a clothesline and hit a Ghetto Blaster on Grunt. He staggers and is taken down with a pair of top rope clothesline courtesy of GB and CD. EOM makes the tag to CD and he goes to work on the big man's leg and cinches in a single leg crab. Li cuts that short with a viscious kick to the forehead. EOM in to protest, but the ref thinks that's a bad idea, leaving CD to a two on one assault. OBJ sneaks in and drags CD into his corner while GB slugs it out with Li. The ref turns and EOM drop kicks Grunt in the face. Ref turns in time to see OBJ tag in and he and Grunt engage in a classic slobber knocker. Grunt regains the advantage, attempts a big boot, but has it caught by OBJ who pulls him into a huge Belly-To-Belly Supplex. Quick tag to CD who hits the DragonSault. Li with the break up and all six men in the ring. Grunt launches GB into EOM and they collapse in the corner. CD with the martial arts kicks to Grunt who can't keep up with CD's speed. Some miscommunication however, catches CD on the wrong end of a BoomerRang when Li ducks. OBJ curses and is hit with a side kick to the jaw as Grunt hits the BIG SPLASH to CD and his team is eliminated at 7:20. While the ref is rolling CD out of the ring springs from the top rope, chair in hand and connets with variation of the MAC DROP on Grunt. He rolls out and GB goes to work on the face and head of Grunt with stomps and mounted punches. He kneels on Grunt's bloodied nose evoking a bestial howl to eminate from the afflicted monster. Li's attempts are thwarted by OBJ as GB goes for an ill-advised CHOMP that Grunt reverses into a back supplex of some sort. Tag to Li and he stomps away before biting GB on the forehead. A standing axe kick gets a two and Li follows up with a Tiger Mask back flip kick. GB explodes out of the corner, but misses his clothesline and catches a kick to the back that sends him into Grunt's territory. Li keeps the ref attention as Grunt rips of the turnbuckle pad and repeatedly slams GB into the exposed steel. He falls back, blood trickling down his face as Li makes the tag. Grunt man handles GB with a series of power slams, spine busters, and finally a BIG SPLASH OBJ breaks up the fall and floors Li with an overhead punch. He helps his partner to his feet and the put the boots to Grunt. OBJ drops down behind Grunt and GB hits a beautiful dropkick. Grunt tumbles over OBJ, who is quickly to his feet to get the tag from GB. They irish whip the big man, but their double back elbow only staggers him. Grunt responds by clotheslining both of them and staggering to the corner. Li is in but immediately runs into a boot to the gut and a snap supplex from GB. As Grunt steps back in, OBJ bounces off the ropes from behind and nails the BOOMERRANG on Grunt. Meanwhile GB nails Li with the CHOMP and OBJ caps it off with a HollyWood Hogan Leg Drop O' Doom. Three slaps and OBJ & GB are our survivors.
BACKSTAGE: SFJ 2: So Dragons, OBJ & Gator Bait have survived the three - way elimination. You could be facing them if you get past the tag champs tonight and again at the next pay-per-view.
BD: Could be? Wannabe? The only "be" going on here is gonna be. As in Soul Dragon and I are gonna be the next tag champs and we are gonna be holding those titles for a very long time. I mean look at me. I'm technically sound, I'm the first person to supplex Grunt, I hold a pinfall victory over our IC Champ. I'm pretty damn good if I may so my self. And look at this crazy sum bitch. Feeding camera man blood to crabs and meditating with a hundred pound cinder block on his head. Would you want to get in the ring with that? So prepare to hail the new champs because tonight's match is gonna be ours.
JP: Gotta respect those guys ambition. Hope it translates into a good match. I can stand when we get all this big talk and the challengers get their ass handed to them. Anyway, let's take a look at our No. 1 contender's bout.
Johnny Adrenaline vs Viper
Johnny jump starts this contest by attacking Viper on the ramp. The two exchange punches, but Viper takes advantage with kick to the knee. He follows up with a head smash against the guard rail and a back supplex on the steel. He gets up only to receiver a boot to the gut and a DDT ON THE FLOOR! LD helps his partner to his feet and they take turns stomping away at Viper.
MR: It's a goddamn handicap match!
JP: Calm down, the match hasn't even started yet.
LD and JA drag Viper to the ring and the bell rings. A quick cover gets a two count. JA drops an elbow to the sternum then pulls a woozy Viper to his feet. Some hard chops to the chest and Viper is reeling. JA comes off the ropes and Viper counters with a power slam. Can't capitalize and Johnny quickly recovers and pounds away on the upper back and neck of Viper. A rear chin lock and a knee to the spine prompts the ref to check on Viper. JA releases the hold and distracts the ref while LD hits Viper with a straight punch to the face. JA stomps away at the back of the head then shows off to the crowd. Viper pulls himself up and receives a couple of punches before blocking the third and retaliating with a few of his own. A short armed clothesline stuns JA and Viper demands he stand up. Viper goes for the Death Elbow, but JA ducks and hits a hangman's neck breaker. JA up and attempts to pick Viper up. Viper counters with a small package that gets a 2 7/8 count. JA is upset and swings wildly. Viper avoids it nails a DDT. Holding on, he rolls through and hits a second. He attempts an elevated DDT, but Johnny blocks it and counters into a picture perfect northern lights supplex. A two count and JA is up arguing with the ref. LD is on the apron but Viper sends him sprawling to the floor with a big boot. JA shoves the ref aside and locks his arms around Viper's waist. A high release supplex lands Viper at a awkward angle but he manages to roll the shoulder just before the three. A leg vise ensnares the neck and Viper has to wrap his own legs on the bottom rope to break the hold. JA goes to work on the neck with swinging neck breaker and three quick leg drops. A seated front chancery torques the neck and JA breaks the hold to taunt the crowd again. Viper uses the ropes to help himself up, but LD hits him with a stun gun. JA slaps Viper around which enrages him. He explodes with a double leg takedown and some mounted punches. JA is up and down with a high knee. Irish whip is followed with the DEATH ELBOW~!. Pin gets a two as LD pulls Viper out. Irish whip is reversed and LD tastes the steel stairs. Viper in and lays in with the chops. Johnny counters, fakes an irish whip, and hits an overhead supplex. Viper gets up and JA attempts the ADRENALINE RUSH~!. Viper holds onto the ropes then rakes the eyes. A second DEATH ELBOW~!. Slow to cover, JA kicks out at the last possible moment. Viper signals for the Viper Driver. JA wiggles out of the move and shoves Viper into the ref. The ref is down long enough for LD to hit a reverse DDT and roll back out. JA hits the ADRENALINE RUSH~! and its academic. Three seconds later and we have a new no. 1 contender.
BACKSTAGESFJ2: Well we couldn't find MHJ, thank God, but we did find his oppoent. What do you think your chances are tonight against that sadistic Moose.
SB: Not bloody good, I'm afraid. But make no mistake. I will give him all that he can handle and then some. He will not forget the name Bondutahjaranishta. Semaj Bondutahjaranishta.
Team Dragon vs Tag Champs Hellion & Corax in non-title contest
BD makes his entrance carrying a familiar whiskey bottle.
JP: Where the hell did he find that?
BD mimicks Juventud's entrance and looks a bit dizzy.
JP: Well I personally wouldn't recommend shaking her head like that after drinking whiskey.
Hellion and BD start off and slug it out. BD controls this and irish whips Hellion. He ducks a chop and hits a spring board cross body. BD powers out after a one count and Hellion hits a quick drop kick to the back of the head. Quick pinning predicament gets a two and BD is frustrated. Lock up and BD hits the knee to the gut. Clubbing blow to the back and a gut wrench supplex puts Hellion down. BD taunts Corax instead of covering and catches several forearm shots for his trouble. Slows do the momentum with a boot to the gut and a knee lift to Hellion's jaw. Arrogant cover gets a one and Hellion leg scissors BD far leg, causing him to fall. Quick elbow to the back of the head is followed with jumping stomp to the back and a back elbow to the same spot. Hellion helps BD to his feet and attempts an irish whip. BD counters and Hellion hits the turnbuckles back first. Blind tag by Corax goes unseen by BD who charges in with reckless abandon. A top rope bull dog is his reward. And Corax immediately goes on the offensive with some stiff kicks. BD counters one kick into a dragon screw leg whip, holds on and drags him to the middle of the ring. COrax powers out and BD tumbles back to his corner. SD tags in and the two men lock up. A series of arm drags by both men ends in a stale mate. SD ducks a lariat and hits a Tajiri-like back kick that staggers Corax. SD distracts the ref and BD runs in with a T-BONE Supplex to Corax. SD goes to work on the head with a few stomps and then stands on the back of the neck using the ropes for leverage. The ref admonishes him giving BD an opportunity to choke Corax with the tag rope. Hellion sneaks up behind and pulls BD down, his jaw hitting the apron hard. Hellion leaps onto the apron and hits the dazed BD with a HELL'S FURY. Hellion staggers to his feet and BD is not moving. Corax regains control and hits an interesting variation of an arm drag that sees him roll over SD's back, grab the arm in a hammer lock, then finish the motion with the arm drag. SD charges into a drop toe hold and COrax floats over into a TRICKSTER'S TRAP~! BD breaks it up and all four men are in the ring. In the mele, BD is taken over the top rope. A suicide dive attempt is side stepped and Hellion eats steel just as Corax levels SD with a flying shoulder tackle. BD slips in and hits Corax with a German supplex. Hellion is up, but back down with a corkscrew plancha from BD. Both me are down.
SD blocks a hurricanrana, but Corax reverses to power bomb attempt into a face buster. A shining wizard to the recovering SD gets a two count.
MR: Neither of these teams are disappointing.
JP: That's a welcomed change.
Corax locks in a combination key lock and leg vise and SD breaks the hold with the ropes. Corax attmepts to follow up but SD yanks him into the middle turnbuckle. A little Rodeo of Texas action to Corax and SD is back in control. Back supplex is followed by an irish whip that sends Corax into a BD clothesline. Ref demands a tag and BD does so and hops onto the ropes. SD hits a stalling verticle supplex and BD immediately lands a big splash. Cover gets 2 and BD works the chinlock for a few seconds before the ref can tell him to stop wasting time. Hellion has recovered and pulls BD out of the ring and they slug it out on the outside. SD tries a plancha but Hellion pulls BD into it. He introduces SD into the steel steps and strains to get the limp body of BD back into the ring. Springboard moonsault from Corax gets a long two count and he goes to work on the back with a back breaker and some knees to the spine. BD tries to pull himself up, but a SHINING WIZARD to the back crumples him back down. Grabbing the leg, he drags BD to the middle of the ring and locks in the TRICKSTER'S TRAP~! BD howls and SD attempts to break it up only to take a missile drop kick from Hellion to the face. BD is about to tap, but SD grabs the ref's leg. BD taps, but the ref is distracted. Corax does not let go. SD is leg scissored out of the ring, but Hellion is brutalized by a BEAST BOMB as Beast shows up out of nowhere. The ref tries to get back to the action, but Beast distracts him long enough for SD to recover and retrieve one of the belts. Slamming it in Corax's face, he bust the champ open and rolls BD over on top. Beast pretends to walk away as the ref almost counts the three. Beast is angered and BD is livid. BD pulls the bloodied Corax to his feet and hits a DKO DROP~! but Hellion is able to break it up. He and BD exchange blows while SD pulls Corax out of the ring.
JP: What the hell is Soul Dragon doing under the ring?
To answer that query SD procures his trusty cinder block and drills Corax with a DDT on it. Rolling him back in, he stops Hellion, who was in the midst of stomping a mudhole in BD, with an OMEN DRIVER~! BD makes the cover and we have us a title match at the next PPV after 15:04 of action.
LOOKER ROOM: Viper storms in.
V: I want LD Williams!
Eco: We have all have or wants. But those wants have a price. What are you willing to pay? Come see me later and we'll discuss this more in depth. Right now, Moose is getting in the zone so to speak and we wouldn't won't him getting distracted now would we.
BACKSTAGESFJ2: Congratulations on your win tonight guys. Think you cheated enough?
SD: Listen here woman. Know your role and shut the hell up. What we did was not cheating. We just leveled the playing field. And Corax. (chuckles) So if the champs got a problem with us, we'll see them in the ring next month.
BD: BOOYA!!!
SFJ2: Was that necessary?
BD: No. Not really. Stop picking on me. I run thangs here damn it. Let's be out S Deezy.
MR: Always interesting to hear from those two.
JP: No it's not.
MR: GOd, are you intentionally making this harder than it has to be? Anway let's kick it back to the ring for
Semaj B vs Moosehead Jack
The match doesn't even really begin before the two are slugging it away at the top of the ramp. MHJ takes an early advantage and irish whips SB into the monitor. The screen cracks slightly.
JP: Shit. We still have three payments on that.
MHJ follows up with some viscious chops and knee lifts to the midsection. SB frees some space with a fall-away drop kick to the shin that trips MHJ up. Kick to the gut and MHJ receives the business end of a DDT on the ramp. Semaj B. gets up slowly and stumbles to the ring. The bell rings and the ref gets to six before Moose staggers to the ring. Rights, lefts, and drop kick knock Moose down. An attempt at an irish whip is countered and Moose murders SB with a stiff clothesline. Still holding his arm, he repeats the manuever. Goes for it a third time, but SB barely ducks and hits a quick school boy. Moose powers out and just runs Semaj B over with a shoulder tackle. Mounts him and hits some stiff cross face forearms to the bridge of the nose. Dragging Semaj B to his feet, he hits a big hip toss. SB is out on his feet as MHJ hits a big boot that sends him up and over the top rope. MHJ slowly makes his way to the outside as SB crawls around. A soccer kick to the gut flips SB over and Moose walks across his throat. Rolls back into the ring to stop the count but that little distraction gives SB time to recover and he hammers some blows to the abdomen when Moose bends down. SB rolls onto his back and springs both feet into Moose's jaw. Moose stumbles back SB hits a diving neck breaker on him. The ref is up to six before SB makes it to the ring. Moose makes in at nine and receives a couple of forearm shots that stagger him. SB slides under a big boot and hits a Side Russina Leg Sweep for a one count. MHJ powers out and the slug fest is back on. MHJ dominates and hits a snake eyes in the corner, followed immediately by a visious clothesline. Choke in the corner with the boot is broken up at 4 and SB takes a breather while Moose threatens the ref. He turns his attention and catches a foot the the gut as SB is using the ropes for support. A couple more quicks and SB punctuates his flurry with a swinging neck breaker. MHJ is back up and walks into several English Gentleman Uppercuts, the fifth of which knocks him down. SB panders to the crowd to a racous ovation and follows it up with some straight rights and an irish whip, catching MHJ with a back elbow righ to the chin.
MR: This young man is fired up and the fans are loving it.
JP: Don't think the kid should be trying to make a name for himself against Moose though.
Moose manages to low bridge SB back onto the outside. An irish whip sends SB crashing into the steps. Hoisting him onto his shoulder he attempts to ram SB face first into the post, but SB slides off and hits a drop kick that sends MHJ face first into it instead. He recovers quickly, but SB is arleady on the apron and 'ranas MHJ. He signals for the LIVE AND LET DIE but Moose blocks it. Instead of a back body drop however, he holds onto SB's legs, turns around and ALABAMA SLAMS him through the announce table. HOLY SHIT INDEED. The bell rings however as these events transpired over a period greater than even a referee's 10 count and both are counted out. MHJ doesn't care and drags SB from the wreckage as JP and MR make inaudible comments. CTG is out to help his little buddy and gets a power bomb for his troubles. SB hits a low blow then blasts MHJ with a couple of chair shots after booting Moose through the middle rope. One LIVE AND LET DIE on the chair and both men have unfinished business. 10:30 actual match time 2:30 for pre and post match antics. The ring announcer announces the next bout and Gimmick Man is out to take on CTG, who is barely back to his feet.
MR: What a wild brawl that was. (crew brings in a poker table)
JP: Those bastards broke my candy dish.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT "Concrete" Takaken Gryfon vs Gimmick Man
Gimmick Man takes the early advangtage with some stiff right hands and a clothesline. Not wasting anytime, he attempts the Spartan Plunge but TG reverses into a DDT. Both men are down but GM is back up first. A jumping knee to the back is followed by a Steiner Recliner. TG strains and manages to force his torso back to the mat, then roll over so that GM's shoulder's are pinned. Kick out and SB encourages his partner. TG takes control after a series of arm bar and arm drag reversals and settles in on a cross arm breaker. GM attempts a reversal but TG slams his leg across his throat and breaks the hold himself. TG wastes no time pressing the advangtage and hits a smooth as butter brain buster. GM looks to be out, but manages to roll the shoulder before the three. Meanwhile the ref is distracted by the sound of the other set of ring steps being abused. He checks on the unconscious SB as MJH enters the ring and hits TG with a DDT that lands the champ on the top of his head. GM attempts to cover but MHJ ain't having none of that and power bombs the shit out of him. CTG drapes an arm over his fallen opponent as Moose gives SB one last kick. A three count later and the champ retains in 6:39.
SFJ: I'm here with the number one face in the OOWF. Hey handsome. Any thoughts on you match?
HH: Let me just say how great it is to finally make an appearance in Better Town! (wild applause) I said it before and I'll say again. No one deserves to be champ more than I do. I mean damn honey, I own the Big Dog. When's he not busy doing that little zombie act of his, I keep him chained up in the yard. He may own the yard, but I own the property he frollicks in. (she giggles) As for the Micropenis, I mean Microplay, he knows his days as champ are numbered. He's all paranoid and off his game. Hell, he's probably hungry too since I have this. (flashes the crowd a salami sandwich slathered in honey mustard and takes a huge bite) These things aren't half bad. (he then drops it and grinds it into the floor) Just as sure as I just ripped through this sammich and mistreated it when I was done, I'll rip through Micro and the Big Dog and take my rightfully place as OOWF champion. And then, when the belt is mine, you are going to help me try it on with nothing else, if you catch my meaning. (She kisses him on the cheek)
OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT UnderDawg vs Microplay vs Hardbody Harris.
UD and HH immediately double team Microplay. A HH irish whip is turned into a clothesline from UD. MP rolls to the outside but HH is waiting for him with a Rock-esque clothesline. Picking him up he repeatedly slams MP face into the barricade, prompting the crowd to count with him. As he soaks in the cheers, he turns and finds himself goozled by UD. UD hoist him up, but HH headbutts him on the way up. Some big right hands rattle UD, but he blocks the haymaker and reciprocates the headbutt from a few moments ago. A big boot later and HH is on the floor. MP slams his title into the back of UD's head while the ref checks on HH. Some heavy boots to the big man prompt most of the fans to boo, but random Microplay fans chant his name. HH is up and MP scurries back into the ring where he and HH exchange punches and knife edge chops in the corner. UD slowly makes his way back to ring and the ref calls for a break in the corner. Clean break, but MP immeditely rakes the eyes and shoulder blocks HH back into the corner. A few shoulder thursts followed by a snap mare and an aggressive choke hold puts MP firmly in control. UD, probably upset over the belt shot lifts MP from the mat by the throat and places him on the top rope. A big boot sends the champ flying from the turnbuckles and to the floor. UD turns around into a beautiful drop kick from HH. HH goes to work on the chokeslamming arm of UD with arm ringers, a headbutt, and even trying to yank it out of the socket. Some soup bones free the Big Man from the punishment, but the damage is done. HH retaliates with a single arm DDT and immediately locks in a variation of a Dragon Sleeper that uses a hammerlock instead of an arm bar. UD muslces his way up to a verticle base and looks to pull Hardbody onto his shoulder, but HH drops down and pushes him right into a waiting MP. MP takes the big man off his feet with a super kick. No time to gloat, because here comes HH raining down the rights and lefts. Crazy ass clothesline takes both men to the outside where MP back body drops out of a pile driver attempt and goes for a supplex. It's blocked, and HH hits one of his own. Both men are down and UD rolls out to join the action. He alternates between the two with massive overhead shots that rock the two of them. MP goes low with a kick to the knee but is hit from behind with a double sledge from HH, whose momentum carries him into a goozle. HH simply pounds on the worked over arm, looks at the crowd and kicks UD square in the sac. Crowd goes nuts. MP with the uppernut and the reverse is true for him. MP back in the ring for a breather as HH recovers. Baseball slide sends HH into the poker table serving as the announce table for this match. Before MP can follow up, UD explodes from his kneeling position with a clothesline. This time, he manages to choke slam Harris on the table. It doesn't break, but flips over and lands on top of him. Rolling back into the ring UD panders to the crowd and MP sneaks in the chop block. Some leg related offense culminates into a figure four. UD punches free and and tosses MP into the corner for some punishment. A big running clothesline nearly takes MP over the top rope. A second slumps him into the ropes. A hard irish whip sends him to the opposite corner, but before he can follow up a HH drop kick from the apron hits its mark and UD is down. A charging MP is met with a powerslam, landing atop the fallen UD. Hardboy chants fill the arena as UD is up first. Hardbody hits a quick DDT then signals for the TO BE EDITED LATER~! but instead shoulders UD and hits him with a FIRE PLUG DRIVER~!. Pinfall attempt broken up by MP, who hits the TO BE EDITED LATER~! on HH, who kicks out a centimeter away from a three count. MP shoves the ref then hits HH with a jumping pile driver. Ascending the top turnbuckle, he gets crotched by the recovered UD, who proceeds to stand on the middle rope and CHOKE SLAM MP from the top rope. UD, in a rare gesture to the fans, gives a "Why not" shrug and climbs back up. The BIGGEST ELBOW DROP in the business garners a two count as HH breaks it up. A hard Irish Whip taken chest first causes the big man to fall as HH sets up MP for the real TO BE EDITED LATER~!
MR: That one looked kind of personal to me.
UD pulls HH off MP and goes to work with some kidney shots. Irish whip/big boot combo has HH flopping. MP is slowly pulling himself up. HH dogdes a clothesline and hits one of his on that doesn't take the big man off his feet. The ensuing flying shoulder block does. HH up for the double axe handle. It connects UD is down to one knee. A back elbow keeps MP from sneaking up from behind, but gives UD the opportunity to uppercut HH nearly out of his boots. HH finds his way out of a FIRE PLUG DRIVER~! but is caught with a knee lift as he attempts to run the ropes. Small package from HH gets a two . Mp back up and hits a pumple handle slam on HH. UD kicks MP in the jaw during the pinfall, then picks HH up. They exhange some punches and UD simply headbutts to end the rally. FIRE PLUG DRIVER~! on HH and UD goes for the classic "REST IN THINGS THAT RHYME WITH PEACE" pin. At two, he receives a top rope elbow to the back of the neck and its just enough to keep him down for three. UD argues with the ref then chokeslams MP, but the fact remains that MP is still our WOLRD CHAMP at the 22:15 mark.
MR: What an exciting night of wrestling action. I'm Michael Ross for JP and we hope you have a wonderful evening.
MR: Thanks JP. I'll be taking Razz's place tonight as he deals with some personal issues.
JP: Probably getting drunk off his ass again.
MR: Anyway, let's take it to the ring for our first match shall we.
BEAST VS MORTE VS BLADE
Three three of them make their way to the ring and oddly Blade gets the loudest cheers. Damn anti-hero loner bullshit.
MR: It seems Miss Ayaka is not accompanying Blade tonight.
JP: The guy let her get attacked by two damned street fighters. She'd be a dumbass to still be his valet.
Action starts off as Beast immediately lays into Blade with heavy shots to the head. A wicked irish whip slams Blade into the turnbuckles hard enough that he crumples to the mat. Morte seizes the opportunity and staggers the big man with a flying forearm to the back of the head. A beautiful spinning heel kick catches Beast in the tops of the head and brings the big man to one knee. A front drop kick to the forehead sends Beast sprawling. Morte lays the boots to the Beast, but gets blind-sided by Blade's viscious lariat. Blade quickly drops a knee across the Beast's neck then saunters over to the rising Morte. Morte slams a few punches into his gut, but Blade cuts that short with thumb to the eyes and a knee lift to the side of the head. Blade sets up for a power slam, but Beast is back up and clubs Blade across the shoulder blades, dropping both into a pinning predicament. But before the ref can count one, Beast yanks Blade's leg violently enough that he is elevated and crashes face first into the mat. Morte with a drop kick to the shins and a brutal shining wizard to the jaw to take Beast down. Beast back up and he and Morte slug it out and surpisingly Morte has the advantage. An irish whip attempt is reversed by Beast but Morte slides under a big boot and counters with a drop kick to the knee. Blade follows suit with a shoulder block that knocks the Beast to the canvas. He flashes Morte a look. Morte nods in response and the two of them take turns stomping, elbowing, and just brutalizing the knee. Morte locks in a figure four as the ref ask a defiant Beast if he wishes to submit. Meanwhile Blade is up top and delivers a top rope leg drop right across Morte's throat.
MR: That's Morte's finishing manuever!
Beast struggles to his feet and is immediately drop kicked over the top rope. Blade stalks Morte until the bigger man regains his composure. Some hard rights stagger Morte, but he blocks a kick and counters with a clubbing forearm. He drops an elbow, but nobody's home. Blade hits a sommersault leg drop for a two count. He then runs the ropes and baseball slides a recovering Beast back to the floor. Morte attacks from behind and manages to hit a release German supplex. Both men are down and the ref starts his count. Both men are up and Morte takes control with headbutt. A huge belly-to-belly supplex gets a two count and Blade rolls out onto the floor where he is met with an angry Beast. Rolling back in, he backs into Morte who hits a stiff uppercut. Limping, Beast is back in and press slams Blade. Morte clotheslines Blade out and he and Beast square off. A flurry of punches and chops is capped off with a high drop kick by Morte. Infuriated, Blade returns to the ring and slams a chair to the back of Morte's skull. A recovering Beast gets the same treatment as does the ref when he disqualifies Blade.
MR: Talk about your sore losers.
JP: Hell, he was forced into this match. No reason to stick around.
MR: Look who's decided to join the party.
Eco, spiffily attired in the zebra stripes is flanked by Grunt and Li. Li is to the ring first and begins laying some stiff kicks on Beast. Grunt steps over the top rope and Li irish whips Beast into a Grunt clothesline. A choke slam later, and Eco is in the ring.
Morte slowly recovers as Grunt delivers and spine-tingling power bomb that forcefully drives the breath from the Beast. Li drags Morte over for the cover and Eco drops down for the three count. Just as his hand is about to slap the mat for the third time he is yanked out of the ring by... Soul Dragon?
JP: That was unexpected.
Soul Dragon and EcoSystem exchange punches. SD quickly takes advantage and drills Eco with a kick to the sternum. In the ring Black Dragon has made his presence felt by hitting the DKO Drop on Li. He exchanges blows with Grunt, but Grunt hits a spine buster that plants BD. He turns around and receives a viscious lariat from the Beast. He stumbles back and BD pulls down the ropes causing the big man to tumble out. BD attends to the ref, who is beginning to regain consciousness. Beast levels Morte with as SD rebounds off the far ropes and executes a perfect sommersault plancha onto the recovering Establishment members. BD rolls the ref into positions as Beast puts the finishing touches on Morte. A three count later and Beast is the winner in about 10:34.
MR: Are we seeing another alliance being formed?
JP: Well it's not like the Dragons would just happen to help out the Beast now would they?
MR: Jeez, you're a crotchety old man.
JP: You wanna see crotchety, punk?
MR: Maybe we should call the next match.
JP: Pussy. Let's check in with our other beautiful mic stand
SEXY FEMALE JOURNALIST 2
SFJ2: I'm here with Johnny Adrenaline and his running buddy LD Williams. Any comments on tonight's match up?
JA: Just one. This is the last ppv you'll see me without my IC Title.
LD: Because if anything, Johnny...knows...best.
MR: He's pretty confident. Let's kick it back to the ring for the three way elimination bout.
OBJ & Gator Bait vs EOM & Canadian Dragon vs Grunt & Li
EOM starts off with OBJ. The two shake hands and the bell rings. Collar and elbow tie-up. OBJ locks in a top wrist lock, but EOM adjusts and counters into a hammerlock. OBJ hooks the head and uses his leverage to snap mare him over. Working the headlock, but EOM gets to his feet and elbows his way out. Jumping spin kick connects and EOM points to himself. Offers a hand and OBJ pulls him down into an arm bar. EOM rolls through with the arm bar and holds OBJ up with his feet. OBJ lands on his feet but pulls EOM up with him. EOM uses the momentum to hit a head scissors take down. The crowd is going nuts as OBJ offers his hand this time, but EOM smiles and shakes his head no. Li breaks up the friendly nature of the bout and throws EOM over the top rope. OBJ shoves Li then ducks Li's round house and takes him down with a hard clothesline. Meanwhile on the outside, eats Grunt's big boot. Canadian Dragon runs the apron and nails the big man with a shooting star press. Holy Shit chant from the crowd and the tag partners hoist the monster up and deliver a tag team supplex over the guard rail. OBJ rolls out to break up the count and he and EOM both slide back in. A few punches echanged, OBJ ducks one and irish whips Eom. He leap frogs him, and drops to the mat for a reverse monkey flip. EOM dives over him, rolls to the ropes, and hits a back flip all in one fluent motion. Single leg sweep by OBJ and a quick cover gets nothing. EOM with the double leg take down a jack knife pin gets a one but OBJ rolls through with a pinning predicament of his own. Stare off, but OBJ is too close to LI, who tags himself in. A scene right out of a good martial arts fight scene plays out with EOM taking advantage after a step over heel kick. Li quickly bails and Grunt enters. Grunt catches a kick and levels EOM with a clothesline. Standard big man domination until EOM manages to roll under a clothesline and hit a Ghetto Blaster on Grunt. He staggers and is taken down with a pair of top rope clothesline courtesy of GB and CD. EOM makes the tag to CD and he goes to work on the big man's leg and cinches in a single leg crab. Li cuts that short with a viscious kick to the forehead. EOM in to protest, but the ref thinks that's a bad idea, leaving CD to a two on one assault. OBJ sneaks in and drags CD into his corner while GB slugs it out with Li. The ref turns and EOM drop kicks Grunt in the face. Ref turns in time to see OBJ tag in and he and Grunt engage in a classic slobber knocker. Grunt regains the advantage, attempts a big boot, but has it caught by OBJ who pulls him into a huge Belly-To-Belly Supplex. Quick tag to CD who hits the DragonSault. Li with the break up and all six men in the ring. Grunt launches GB into EOM and they collapse in the corner. CD with the martial arts kicks to Grunt who can't keep up with CD's speed. Some miscommunication however, catches CD on the wrong end of a BoomerRang when Li ducks. OBJ curses and is hit with a side kick to the jaw as Grunt hits the BIG SPLASH to CD and his team is eliminated at 7:20. While the ref is rolling CD out of the ring springs from the top rope, chair in hand and connets with variation of the MAC DROP on Grunt. He rolls out and GB goes to work on the face and head of Grunt with stomps and mounted punches. He kneels on Grunt's bloodied nose evoking a bestial howl to eminate from the afflicted monster. Li's attempts are thwarted by OBJ as GB goes for an ill-advised CHOMP that Grunt reverses into a back supplex of some sort. Tag to Li and he stomps away before biting GB on the forehead. A standing axe kick gets a two and Li follows up with a Tiger Mask back flip kick. GB explodes out of the corner, but misses his clothesline and catches a kick to the back that sends him into Grunt's territory. Li keeps the ref attention as Grunt rips of the turnbuckle pad and repeatedly slams GB into the exposed steel. He falls back, blood trickling down his face as Li makes the tag. Grunt man handles GB with a series of power slams, spine busters, and finally a BIG SPLASH OBJ breaks up the fall and floors Li with an overhead punch. He helps his partner to his feet and the put the boots to Grunt. OBJ drops down behind Grunt and GB hits a beautiful dropkick. Grunt tumbles over OBJ, who is quickly to his feet to get the tag from GB. They irish whip the big man, but their double back elbow only staggers him. Grunt responds by clotheslining both of them and staggering to the corner. Li is in but immediately runs into a boot to the gut and a snap supplex from GB. As Grunt steps back in, OBJ bounces off the ropes from behind and nails the BOOMERRANG on Grunt. Meanwhile GB nails Li with the CHOMP and OBJ caps it off with a HollyWood Hogan Leg Drop O' Doom. Three slaps and OBJ & GB are our survivors.
BACKSTAGE: SFJ 2: So Dragons, OBJ & Gator Bait have survived the three - way elimination. You could be facing them if you get past the tag champs tonight and again at the next pay-per-view.
BD: Could be? Wannabe? The only "be" going on here is gonna be. As in Soul Dragon and I are gonna be the next tag champs and we are gonna be holding those titles for a very long time. I mean look at me. I'm technically sound, I'm the first person to supplex Grunt, I hold a pinfall victory over our IC Champ. I'm pretty damn good if I may so my self. And look at this crazy sum bitch. Feeding camera man blood to crabs and meditating with a hundred pound cinder block on his head. Would you want to get in the ring with that? So prepare to hail the new champs because tonight's match is gonna be ours.
JP: Gotta respect those guys ambition. Hope it translates into a good match. I can stand when we get all this big talk and the challengers get their ass handed to them. Anyway, let's take a look at our No. 1 contender's bout.
Johnny Adrenaline vs Viper
Johnny jump starts this contest by attacking Viper on the ramp. The two exchange punches, but Viper takes advantage with kick to the knee. He follows up with a head smash against the guard rail and a back supplex on the steel. He gets up only to receiver a boot to the gut and a DDT ON THE FLOOR! LD helps his partner to his feet and they take turns stomping away at Viper.
MR: It's a goddamn handicap match!
JP: Calm down, the match hasn't even started yet.
LD and JA drag Viper to the ring and the bell rings. A quick cover gets a two count. JA drops an elbow to the sternum then pulls a woozy Viper to his feet. Some hard chops to the chest and Viper is reeling. JA comes off the ropes and Viper counters with a power slam. Can't capitalize and Johnny quickly recovers and pounds away on the upper back and neck of Viper. A rear chin lock and a knee to the spine prompts the ref to check on Viper. JA releases the hold and distracts the ref while LD hits Viper with a straight punch to the face. JA stomps away at the back of the head then shows off to the crowd. Viper pulls himself up and receives a couple of punches before blocking the third and retaliating with a few of his own. A short armed clothesline stuns JA and Viper demands he stand up. Viper goes for the Death Elbow, but JA ducks and hits a hangman's neck breaker. JA up and attempts to pick Viper up. Viper counters with a small package that gets a 2 7/8 count. JA is upset and swings wildly. Viper avoids it nails a DDT. Holding on, he rolls through and hits a second. He attempts an elevated DDT, but Johnny blocks it and counters into a picture perfect northern lights supplex. A two count and JA is up arguing with the ref. LD is on the apron but Viper sends him sprawling to the floor with a big boot. JA shoves the ref aside and locks his arms around Viper's waist. A high release supplex lands Viper at a awkward angle but he manages to roll the shoulder just before the three. A leg vise ensnares the neck and Viper has to wrap his own legs on the bottom rope to break the hold. JA goes to work on the neck with swinging neck breaker and three quick leg drops. A seated front chancery torques the neck and JA breaks the hold to taunt the crowd again. Viper uses the ropes to help himself up, but LD hits him with a stun gun. JA slaps Viper around which enrages him. He explodes with a double leg takedown and some mounted punches. JA is up and down with a high knee. Irish whip is followed with the DEATH ELBOW~!. Pin gets a two as LD pulls Viper out. Irish whip is reversed and LD tastes the steel stairs. Viper in and lays in with the chops. Johnny counters, fakes an irish whip, and hits an overhead supplex. Viper gets up and JA attempts the ADRENALINE RUSH~!. Viper holds onto the ropes then rakes the eyes. A second DEATH ELBOW~!. Slow to cover, JA kicks out at the last possible moment. Viper signals for the Viper Driver. JA wiggles out of the move and shoves Viper into the ref. The ref is down long enough for LD to hit a reverse DDT and roll back out. JA hits the ADRENALINE RUSH~! and its academic. Three seconds later and we have a new no. 1 contender.
BACKSTAGESFJ2: Well we couldn't find MHJ, thank God, but we did find his oppoent. What do you think your chances are tonight against that sadistic Moose.
SB: Not bloody good, I'm afraid. But make no mistake. I will give him all that he can handle and then some. He will not forget the name Bondutahjaranishta. Semaj Bondutahjaranishta.
Team Dragon vs Tag Champs Hellion & Corax in non-title contest
BD makes his entrance carrying a familiar whiskey bottle.
JP: Where the hell did he find that?
BD mimicks Juventud's entrance and looks a bit dizzy.
JP: Well I personally wouldn't recommend shaking her head like that after drinking whiskey.
Hellion and BD start off and slug it out. BD controls this and irish whips Hellion. He ducks a chop and hits a spring board cross body. BD powers out after a one count and Hellion hits a quick drop kick to the back of the head. Quick pinning predicament gets a two and BD is frustrated. Lock up and BD hits the knee to the gut. Clubbing blow to the back and a gut wrench supplex puts Hellion down. BD taunts Corax instead of covering and catches several forearm shots for his trouble. Slows do the momentum with a boot to the gut and a knee lift to Hellion's jaw. Arrogant cover gets a one and Hellion leg scissors BD far leg, causing him to fall. Quick elbow to the back of the head is followed with jumping stomp to the back and a back elbow to the same spot. Hellion helps BD to his feet and attempts an irish whip. BD counters and Hellion hits the turnbuckles back first. Blind tag by Corax goes unseen by BD who charges in with reckless abandon. A top rope bull dog is his reward. And Corax immediately goes on the offensive with some stiff kicks. BD counters one kick into a dragon screw leg whip, holds on and drags him to the middle of the ring. COrax powers out and BD tumbles back to his corner. SD tags in and the two men lock up. A series of arm drags by both men ends in a stale mate. SD ducks a lariat and hits a Tajiri-like back kick that staggers Corax. SD distracts the ref and BD runs in with a T-BONE Supplex to Corax. SD goes to work on the head with a few stomps and then stands on the back of the neck using the ropes for leverage. The ref admonishes him giving BD an opportunity to choke Corax with the tag rope. Hellion sneaks up behind and pulls BD down, his jaw hitting the apron hard. Hellion leaps onto the apron and hits the dazed BD with a HELL'S FURY. Hellion staggers to his feet and BD is not moving. Corax regains control and hits an interesting variation of an arm drag that sees him roll over SD's back, grab the arm in a hammer lock, then finish the motion with the arm drag. SD charges into a drop toe hold and COrax floats over into a TRICKSTER'S TRAP~! BD breaks it up and all four men are in the ring. In the mele, BD is taken over the top rope. A suicide dive attempt is side stepped and Hellion eats steel just as Corax levels SD with a flying shoulder tackle. BD slips in and hits Corax with a German supplex. Hellion is up, but back down with a corkscrew plancha from BD. Both me are down.
SD blocks a hurricanrana, but Corax reverses to power bomb attempt into a face buster. A shining wizard to the recovering SD gets a two count.
MR: Neither of these teams are disappointing.
JP: That's a welcomed change.
Corax locks in a combination key lock and leg vise and SD breaks the hold with the ropes. Corax attmepts to follow up but SD yanks him into the middle turnbuckle. A little Rodeo of Texas action to Corax and SD is back in control. Back supplex is followed by an irish whip that sends Corax into a BD clothesline. Ref demands a tag and BD does so and hops onto the ropes. SD hits a stalling verticle supplex and BD immediately lands a big splash. Cover gets 2 and BD works the chinlock for a few seconds before the ref can tell him to stop wasting time. Hellion has recovered and pulls BD out of the ring and they slug it out on the outside. SD tries a plancha but Hellion pulls BD into it. He introduces SD into the steel steps and strains to get the limp body of BD back into the ring. Springboard moonsault from Corax gets a long two count and he goes to work on the back with a back breaker and some knees to the spine. BD tries to pull himself up, but a SHINING WIZARD to the back crumples him back down. Grabbing the leg, he drags BD to the middle of the ring and locks in the TRICKSTER'S TRAP~! BD howls and SD attempts to break it up only to take a missile drop kick from Hellion to the face. BD is about to tap, but SD grabs the ref's leg. BD taps, but the ref is distracted. Corax does not let go. SD is leg scissored out of the ring, but Hellion is brutalized by a BEAST BOMB as Beast shows up out of nowhere. The ref tries to get back to the action, but Beast distracts him long enough for SD to recover and retrieve one of the belts. Slamming it in Corax's face, he bust the champ open and rolls BD over on top. Beast pretends to walk away as the ref almost counts the three. Beast is angered and BD is livid. BD pulls the bloodied Corax to his feet and hits a DKO DROP~! but Hellion is able to break it up. He and BD exchange blows while SD pulls Corax out of the ring.
JP: What the hell is Soul Dragon doing under the ring?
To answer that query SD procures his trusty cinder block and drills Corax with a DDT on it. Rolling him back in, he stops Hellion, who was in the midst of stomping a mudhole in BD, with an OMEN DRIVER~! BD makes the cover and we have us a title match at the next PPV after 15:04 of action.
LOOKER ROOM: Viper storms in.
V: I want LD Williams!
Eco: We have all have or wants. But those wants have a price. What are you willing to pay? Come see me later and we'll discuss this more in depth. Right now, Moose is getting in the zone so to speak and we wouldn't won't him getting distracted now would we.
BACKSTAGESFJ2: Congratulations on your win tonight guys. Think you cheated enough?
SD: Listen here woman. Know your role and shut the hell up. What we did was not cheating. We just leveled the playing field. And Corax. (chuckles) So if the champs got a problem with us, we'll see them in the ring next month.
BD: BOOYA!!!
SFJ2: Was that necessary?
BD: No. Not really. Stop picking on me. I run thangs here damn it. Let's be out S Deezy.
MR: Always interesting to hear from those two.
JP: No it's not.
MR: GOd, are you intentionally making this harder than it has to be? Anway let's kick it back to the ring for
Semaj B vs Moosehead Jack
The match doesn't even really begin before the two are slugging it away at the top of the ramp. MHJ takes an early advantage and irish whips SB into the monitor. The screen cracks slightly.
JP: Shit. We still have three payments on that.
MHJ follows up with some viscious chops and knee lifts to the midsection. SB frees some space with a fall-away drop kick to the shin that trips MHJ up. Kick to the gut and MHJ receives the business end of a DDT on the ramp. Semaj B. gets up slowly and stumbles to the ring. The bell rings and the ref gets to six before Moose staggers to the ring. Rights, lefts, and drop kick knock Moose down. An attempt at an irish whip is countered and Moose murders SB with a stiff clothesline. Still holding his arm, he repeats the manuever. Goes for it a third time, but SB barely ducks and hits a quick school boy. Moose powers out and just runs Semaj B over with a shoulder tackle. Mounts him and hits some stiff cross face forearms to the bridge of the nose. Dragging Semaj B to his feet, he hits a big hip toss. SB is out on his feet as MHJ hits a big boot that sends him up and over the top rope. MHJ slowly makes his way to the outside as SB crawls around. A soccer kick to the gut flips SB over and Moose walks across his throat. Rolls back into the ring to stop the count but that little distraction gives SB time to recover and he hammers some blows to the abdomen when Moose bends down. SB rolls onto his back and springs both feet into Moose's jaw. Moose stumbles back SB hits a diving neck breaker on him. The ref is up to six before SB makes it to the ring. Moose makes in at nine and receives a couple of forearm shots that stagger him. SB slides under a big boot and hits a Side Russina Leg Sweep for a one count. MHJ powers out and the slug fest is back on. MHJ dominates and hits a snake eyes in the corner, followed immediately by a visious clothesline. Choke in the corner with the boot is broken up at 4 and SB takes a breather while Moose threatens the ref. He turns his attention and catches a foot the the gut as SB is using the ropes for support. A couple more quicks and SB punctuates his flurry with a swinging neck breaker. MHJ is back up and walks into several English Gentleman Uppercuts, the fifth of which knocks him down. SB panders to the crowd to a racous ovation and follows it up with some straight rights and an irish whip, catching MHJ with a back elbow righ to the chin.
MR: This young man is fired up and the fans are loving it.
JP: Don't think the kid should be trying to make a name for himself against Moose though.
Moose manages to low bridge SB back onto the outside. An irish whip sends SB crashing into the steps. Hoisting him onto his shoulder he attempts to ram SB face first into the post, but SB slides off and hits a drop kick that sends MHJ face first into it instead. He recovers quickly, but SB is arleady on the apron and 'ranas MHJ. He signals for the LIVE AND LET DIE but Moose blocks it. Instead of a back body drop however, he holds onto SB's legs, turns around and ALABAMA SLAMS him through the announce table. HOLY SHIT INDEED. The bell rings however as these events transpired over a period greater than even a referee's 10 count and both are counted out. MHJ doesn't care and drags SB from the wreckage as JP and MR make inaudible comments. CTG is out to help his little buddy and gets a power bomb for his troubles. SB hits a low blow then blasts MHJ with a couple of chair shots after booting Moose through the middle rope. One LIVE AND LET DIE on the chair and both men have unfinished business. 10:30 actual match time 2:30 for pre and post match antics. The ring announcer announces the next bout and Gimmick Man is out to take on CTG, who is barely back to his feet.
MR: What a wild brawl that was. (crew brings in a poker table)
JP: Those bastards broke my candy dish.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT "Concrete" Takaken Gryfon vs Gimmick Man
Gimmick Man takes the early advangtage with some stiff right hands and a clothesline. Not wasting anytime, he attempts the Spartan Plunge but TG reverses into a DDT. Both men are down but GM is back up first. A jumping knee to the back is followed by a Steiner Recliner. TG strains and manages to force his torso back to the mat, then roll over so that GM's shoulder's are pinned. Kick out and SB encourages his partner. TG takes control after a series of arm bar and arm drag reversals and settles in on a cross arm breaker. GM attempts a reversal but TG slams his leg across his throat and breaks the hold himself. TG wastes no time pressing the advangtage and hits a smooth as butter brain buster. GM looks to be out, but manages to roll the shoulder before the three. Meanwhile the ref is distracted by the sound of the other set of ring steps being abused. He checks on the unconscious SB as MJH enters the ring and hits TG with a DDT that lands the champ on the top of his head. GM attempts to cover but MHJ ain't having none of that and power bombs the shit out of him. CTG drapes an arm over his fallen opponent as Moose gives SB one last kick. A three count later and the champ retains in 6:39.
SFJ: I'm here with the number one face in the OOWF. Hey handsome. Any thoughts on you match?
HH: Let me just say how great it is to finally make an appearance in Better Town! (wild applause) I said it before and I'll say again. No one deserves to be champ more than I do. I mean damn honey, I own the Big Dog. When's he not busy doing that little zombie act of his, I keep him chained up in the yard. He may own the yard, but I own the property he frollicks in. (she giggles) As for the Micropenis, I mean Microplay, he knows his days as champ are numbered. He's all paranoid and off his game. Hell, he's probably hungry too since I have this. (flashes the crowd a salami sandwich slathered in honey mustard and takes a huge bite) These things aren't half bad. (he then drops it and grinds it into the floor) Just as sure as I just ripped through this sammich and mistreated it when I was done, I'll rip through Micro and the Big Dog and take my rightfully place as OOWF champion. And then, when the belt is mine, you are going to help me try it on with nothing else, if you catch my meaning. (She kisses him on the cheek)
OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT UnderDawg vs Microplay vs Hardbody Harris.
UD and HH immediately double team Microplay. A HH irish whip is turned into a clothesline from UD. MP rolls to the outside but HH is waiting for him with a Rock-esque clothesline. Picking him up he repeatedly slams MP face into the barricade, prompting the crowd to count with him. As he soaks in the cheers, he turns and finds himself goozled by UD. UD hoist him up, but HH headbutts him on the way up. Some big right hands rattle UD, but he blocks the haymaker and reciprocates the headbutt from a few moments ago. A big boot later and HH is on the floor. MP slams his title into the back of UD's head while the ref checks on HH. Some heavy boots to the big man prompt most of the fans to boo, but random Microplay fans chant his name. HH is up and MP scurries back into the ring where he and HH exchange punches and knife edge chops in the corner. UD slowly makes his way back to ring and the ref calls for a break in the corner. Clean break, but MP immeditely rakes the eyes and shoulder blocks HH back into the corner. A few shoulder thursts followed by a snap mare and an aggressive choke hold puts MP firmly in control. UD, probably upset over the belt shot lifts MP from the mat by the throat and places him on the top rope. A big boot sends the champ flying from the turnbuckles and to the floor. UD turns around into a beautiful drop kick from HH. HH goes to work on the chokeslamming arm of UD with arm ringers, a headbutt, and even trying to yank it out of the socket. Some soup bones free the Big Man from the punishment, but the damage is done. HH retaliates with a single arm DDT and immediately locks in a variation of a Dragon Sleeper that uses a hammerlock instead of an arm bar. UD muslces his way up to a verticle base and looks to pull Hardbody onto his shoulder, but HH drops down and pushes him right into a waiting MP. MP takes the big man off his feet with a super kick. No time to gloat, because here comes HH raining down the rights and lefts. Crazy ass clothesline takes both men to the outside where MP back body drops out of a pile driver attempt and goes for a supplex. It's blocked, and HH hits one of his own. Both men are down and UD rolls out to join the action. He alternates between the two with massive overhead shots that rock the two of them. MP goes low with a kick to the knee but is hit from behind with a double sledge from HH, whose momentum carries him into a goozle. HH simply pounds on the worked over arm, looks at the crowd and kicks UD square in the sac. Crowd goes nuts. MP with the uppernut and the reverse is true for him. MP back in the ring for a breather as HH recovers. Baseball slide sends HH into the poker table serving as the announce table for this match. Before MP can follow up, UD explodes from his kneeling position with a clothesline. This time, he manages to choke slam Harris on the table. It doesn't break, but flips over and lands on top of him. Rolling back into the ring UD panders to the crowd and MP sneaks in the chop block. Some leg related offense culminates into a figure four. UD punches free and and tosses MP into the corner for some punishment. A big running clothesline nearly takes MP over the top rope. A second slumps him into the ropes. A hard irish whip sends him to the opposite corner, but before he can follow up a HH drop kick from the apron hits its mark and UD is down. A charging MP is met with a powerslam, landing atop the fallen UD. Hardboy chants fill the arena as UD is up first. Hardbody hits a quick DDT then signals for the TO BE EDITED LATER~! but instead shoulders UD and hits him with a FIRE PLUG DRIVER~!. Pinfall attempt broken up by MP, who hits the TO BE EDITED LATER~! on HH, who kicks out a centimeter away from a three count. MP shoves the ref then hits HH with a jumping pile driver. Ascending the top turnbuckle, he gets crotched by the recovered UD, who proceeds to stand on the middle rope and CHOKE SLAM MP from the top rope. UD, in a rare gesture to the fans, gives a "Why not" shrug and climbs back up. The BIGGEST ELBOW DROP in the business garners a two count as HH breaks it up. A hard Irish Whip taken chest first causes the big man to fall as HH sets up MP for the real TO BE EDITED LATER~!
MR: That one looked kind of personal to me.
UD pulls HH off MP and goes to work with some kidney shots. Irish whip/big boot combo has HH flopping. MP is slowly pulling himself up. HH dogdes a clothesline and hits one of his on that doesn't take the big man off his feet. The ensuing flying shoulder block does. HH up for the double axe handle. It connects UD is down to one knee. A back elbow keeps MP from sneaking up from behind, but gives UD the opportunity to uppercut HH nearly out of his boots. HH finds his way out of a FIRE PLUG DRIVER~! but is caught with a knee lift as he attempts to run the ropes. Small package from HH gets a two . Mp back up and hits a pumple handle slam on HH. UD kicks MP in the jaw during the pinfall, then picks HH up. They exhange some punches and UD simply headbutts to end the rally. FIRE PLUG DRIVER~! on HH and UD goes for the classic "REST IN THINGS THAT RHYME WITH PEACE" pin. At two, he receives a top rope elbow to the back of the neck and its just enough to keep him down for three. UD argues with the ref then chokeslams MP, but the fact remains that MP is still our WOLRD CHAMP at the 22:15 mark.
MR: What an exciting night of wrestling action. I'm Michael Ross for JP and we hope you have a wonderful evening.
