Post by mooseheadjack on Apr 21, 2008 17:11:13 GMT -5
OOWF House Show Live From Muck City, Alabama
Live from the Muck City Sportatorium
Smark vs. ?
Smark comes to the ring and grabs the mic.
“Well, well, well here we are in Muck City, Alabama, the inbred capital of the world. You people are pathetic, you are all a bunch of internet jack offs, probably still living in your mother’s basement. You should feel honored that you get a chance to see a real wrestler like me. See, I have forgotten more than Benoit or Foley will ever know, I am what you call a workrate-highspot technician. I am the greatest independent wrestler who has ever lived. Only I know the truth behind ECW, and only I know when it will be coming back. Now all you hicks. . . “
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ok I have heard about enough of this.”
Ecosystem comes out from the back.
“Ok Smark, you and I agree about one thing; these fans are drooling idiots who probably do not deserve to see the Establishment in action tonight. But, my friend you must learn to crawl before you can walk. At the last pay per view, which was dominated by the Establishment by the way, you made some interesting comments. Luckily for all of the fans here I have those comments written down so I can share them with all of you, don’t worry you all won’t have to read it, this IS Alabama after all, I’ll read it for you.
“sMARK: No one can stop the sMARK! You no-talent hacks, I could take any of you in a real fight! I don't know why you're still hired; it might be smart to flesh out the roster. Bring in some of the independent workers.”
“Now, as the General Manager of the OOWF, I usually like that kind of pluck and determination. Buuuuuuuuut, not tonight. See you are a newcomer here, and you have to earn your way to the top. If you had said that Corax or Hellion or anyone else in the Ministry were no-talent hacks, I would agree with you, but. . “
Smark – “ok, what is your point? Get to it, I have to go online and order my “Best of Shohei “Giant” Baba tape soon.”
“My friend, my point is this, you ran your mouth last night, and now you will get a chance to back up those words. Tonight, you can fight a “no-talent hack”, in a “real fight.” Tonight you will fight. . . .
Moosehead Jack, in a Palace of Auburn Hills Street fight”
Smark is not too pleased.
Moosehead Jack vs. Smark
MHJ storms the ring, smark tries to defend himself, but MHJ seems to be particularly irritable tonight. MHJ pounces on smark and rains shots to the forehead, for good measure, he bites Smark, drawing some blood. MHJ and Smark get up and MHJ sends him to the ropes, crushing him with a clothesline on the way back. MHJ rolls to the outside to grab some conveniently placed plunder. Jack tosses the whole trash can in the ring and slides back. Smark thinks quickly and grabs a dustpan from the trash can. Smark rears back and nails MHJ. Naturally MHJ no-sells this, it is a freakin dustpan! MHJ just reaches out and punches Smark in the head, Smark is down, MHJ grabs a Pistons Championship Belt from the can and slams it into Smarks face, then grabs Smark and DDT’s him onto the belt. Smark is now bleeding a whole lot. Back to the can o’plunder and MHJ pulls out an officially licensed Indiana Pacers bench towel and wraps it around Smarks neck choking him out. MHJ tires of attempted murder, so he goes back to the can and finds a Ben Wallace ‘fro pick! MHJ gets a maniacal look on his face, and then proceeds to repeatedly stab Smark in the face and head with it, drawing more blood... Jack turns to look for something else to use, Smark seizes the opportunity and drops MHJ with the Pistons World Title Belt. Smark covers, but only gets two. Smark is to his feet, staggering and looking for a way out, MHJ is back up and attacks again, knocking Smark silly with a knee to the back. MHJ slides out of the ring again and grabs an Auburn Hills folding chair and throws it into the ring, hitting Smark in the head. Back inside, Jack dumps the can o’ plunder and turns it upside down, then DDTing smark onto the top of the can. The can tumbles over, so Jack DDT’s Smark onto the can again crushing the can, and Smark. Not quite content with his handy work yet, Jack picks up Smark and pile drives him on the can. Smark is out. For good measure Jack picks up Smark one more time, nails a heart punch, then leisurely covers Smark for the three.
WINNER in 5:01 Moosehead Jack
At the top of the ramp, where he has apparently set up shop for the night, Eco grabs the mic:
“Welcome to the big time kid, maybe next time you will think before you run your mouth.”
“Ok, even though you Alabama asshats don’t deserve it, tonight is a special night for the OOWF. See at most house shows, we usually just have matches that are a rehash of everything that is going on in the fed. Well, since Hellion has a boo-boo, Semaj B. may well be dead, and as far as we know Concrete TG is still talking to mythical creatures in a stairwell in Waterproof, tonight will be a little different. I have no set match schedule, so we are gonna book on the fly tonight.”
“For the next match, I want Soul Dragon and Niles Anderson to drag their sorry asses to the ring.”
Soul Dragon and Niles make their way to the ring and square off to go at it.
“Whoa wait just one second. You two are not fighting each other. Niles, you are another newcomer here, and you have already challenged Canadian Dragon. Well that Dragon is already involved in an issue with his partner Eric O’Mac, we will see them later. So you get this Dragon, but not as an opponent, as your tag partner.”
Soul Dragon is upset, screaming that he is ½ of the tag champs and shouldn’t have to team with some noobie.
“Now now now, calm down my Soul Brother. Corax is a bit peeved at what you two did to Hellion. He is in the back all ranting and raving about what he is gonna do to you two as soon as he found a partner blah blah blah. Well he is not gonna get the chance tonight. No title match for Corax, no title defense for the Dragons. Instead, you and Niles are going to have a match against me and Grunt.”
Grunt & Ecosystem vs. Niles Anderson & Soul Dragon
Eco and Grunt head to the ring where SD is looking at the two approaching wrestlers, at his title, and at Niles. Niles tries to let SD start the match, but SD makes sure that NA is the one starting things off. For the Establishment, Grunt begins. NA and Grunt circle each other, then lock up. Grunt easily overpowers NA and sends him to the ropes. Grunt tries a clothesline, but NA ducks and connects with a hangman’s neckbreaker. NA goes for the cover, but doesn’t even get a one count. NA is back to his feet and kicks Grunt in the midsection, off the ropes, NA connects with a scissor kick that drops Grunt. NA turns to make the tag, but SD hops off the apron and stares at NA. In the background eco is laughing hysterically. NA moves to the corner and argues with SD about leaving him high and dry. Naturally, he doesn’t notice that Grunt is now to his feet. Grunt catches NA in the corner with a ridiculous avalanche. NA collapses backward gasping for breath. Grunt comes off the ropes with a big splash, three seconds later, we have a winner. That was quick. SD holds up his half of the title and walks to the back.
WINNERS in 1:25 Ecosystem and Grunt
Eco and Grunt make their way back up the ramp to Eco’s makeshift office. Grunt hangs around, just in case anyone gets brave. After a few minutes Niles Anderson makes his way to the back, he pauses for a moment and glares at Grunt and Eco, but thinks better of an attack and heads to the back.
Eco “OK, well that was certainly fun. Lets see what is next for the night. Gurnt, how bout some ultraviolence?”
Grunt “But Moose already wrestled….”
E: “no no. How bout, how bout a specialty match? Lets see, how bout, Blade, you come out here and bring that bat you like to tote around.”
Blade makes his entrance
“Ok, now who should you face?” Blade is screaming that he wants Blackdragon.
“Whats that? LD Williams? Ok that sounds like a great match, LD Williams get out here!”
“Oh, and ref, take that bat and put it on that conveniently placed pole in the corner there, yep there ya go. Ok so this is gonna be a baseball bat on a pole match. The first guy to get the bat, can use it as much as they like!
LD Williams makes his way to ringside, its on!
Blade vs. LD Williams – Baseball Bat on a Pole Match
The two circle, then just begin wailing on each other, screw lockups! LDW comes out on top and sends blade to the ropes, big back body drop and LDW is on top with more shots to the head and face. Blade reverses and lays some haymakers in of his own. LDW goes to the eyes to force the break. Both men are to their feet, LDW hits the ropes and connects with a big lariat clothesline. LDW climbs the corner with the bat. He gets to the top rope and almost gets the bat when blade hits him from behind crotching him. Blade pulls LDW backward so he is hanging upside down, then runs from the opposite corner and baseball slides right into LDW’s face. LDW falls from the corner and appears to spit out a few teeth. Blade stomps on LDW and sets him up for a suplex. LDW reverses the move and lands behind Blade, before LDW can do anything, Blade spins and nails a perfect spin kick right to the side of LDW’s head. LDW staggers for a moment, then falls to one knee. Blade hits the ropes and connects with a dropkick that lays LDW out flat. Now Blade climbs the corner for the bat. Blade is on the top rope reaching for the bat, LDW regains his composure in the ring and dropkicks Blade off the top rope, Blade flies out of the ring crashing into the steel barricade outside. It appears that Blade may have suffered a broken nose on that, as blood is pouring down his face. LDW slides outside and presses the advantage by repeatedly punching Blade in the nose, if it wasn’t broken before, it sure as hell is now! LDW tries to whip Blade into the post, but Blade reverses it and LDW eats steel. Now LDW is bleeding. Both men are down. Blade makes it into the ring first and begins climbing the corner. Blade scoots up the pole, finally grabbing the bat. Before he can get down, LDW is back into the ring and also on the top rope. LDW grabs Blade and falls backward with a wicked release german suplex from the top rope! To make matters worse, when Blade hits the mat, his head actually lands on the baseball bat knocking him cold. After a few secondsLDW recovers, picks up the bat and drives it right into Blades sternum. Blade almost immediately coughs up blood. LDW makes the cover, the ref counts, that’s it.
WINNER in 6:07 LD Williams
After the match, LD Williams grabs the mic. “This, this was just an example of what I can do. I have been overlooked for too long <staring at Eco> Johnny Adrenaline is my friend, and my partner, but I am not his lackey. I am sick of sitting by while everyone else gets a shot at glory. I want a shot at either Concrete, or Microplay, and I want it soon!”
LDW storms to the back. Blade gets to his feet with some help from the ref. It is at about that time that he notices Blackdragon at the top of the ramp laughing at him. Blade storms to the back chasing Blackdragon. Luckily for the OOWF there is a cameraman to capture the chase. Blade follows Blackdragon around a corner, he almost catches up with him….when he is blindsided by SoulDragon. SD nails Blade with a clothesline and a DVD on the floor.
BD “Who’s laughing now punk. I am a champion and you are a chump. That trashy whore Ayaka isn’t even here to save your sorry ass now!”
Soul Dragon comes back with a cinder block and sets Blade up for a DDT. Before he can finish the move Corax makes the save chasing off the Dragons with a steel chair. Blade looks at Corax confused. Corax just smirks and walks away.
Eco: “well, that was interesting. Ok on to the next match, I can’t think of any fancy stipulations or anything, so lets just have a match already.”
Beast vs. Brad Smoley
Beast attacks immediately and pounds on BS with punches and kicks. BS tries to cover, but the beating is so furious that there is no way he can avoid the shots. Beast grabs BS and sends him to the ropes, one big boot later and BS is outside the ring in a heap on the floor. Beast follows him out and drops him throat first over the steel railing. Beast then grabs BS’s whiskey bottle and takes a huge gulp of whiskey and spits it all over the crowd (HHH’s whale blow) Well, this just infuriates Smoley NO ONE wastes his whiskey! Smoley attacks in a blind rage punching and kicking Beast wildly. Beast is able to cover and avoid most of the shots, but a few of them do connect and cause the big man to stagger a bit. After a minute or so of this, Smoley gets winded. When Smoley stops to catch his breath, Beast nearly breaks his neck with a clothesline. Beast tosses the lifeless Smoley back into the ring. Once inside, the ref checks on Smoley who is semi-conscious and clutching at his neck. With the ref’s back to the outside, and before Beast can get back into the ring, UD and Viper are out and attack Beast. Beast tries to fight them off, but quickly falls under their repeated shots. Viper grabs Beast from behind and drops him with a sidewinder. UD quickly hits a perfect Fireplug piledriver on the concrete floor. The two Ministry members then roll Beast back into the ring. Suddenly Smoley isn’t quite so injured. He drags himself over to Beast and drapes an arm across his chest. Three seconds later, Smoley is your winner.
WINNER in 5:49 Brad “the hydrowyvernbiscuiteatingdragon” Smoley
Eco “Hey there Ministry morons. Since you like interfering in matches so much, you two might as well just stay at ringside. You tow have a match next. And Smoley, you and all other Ministry members <Grunt whispers something to Eco> Ok, Corax, you are all banned from ringside. If you come anywhere near that ring, you will be fired on the spot.”
“Oh, your opponents are…..Outback Jack and GatorBait!”
Outback Jack & GatorBait vs. UnderDawg & Viper
OBJ & GB attack first. A huge brawl ensues. Viper and GB square off outside, while OBJ and UD trade shots in the center of the ring. UD gets the upperhand and sends OBJ to the ropes, catching him by the throat for a chokeslam. OBJ fights out of by raking UD’s eyes. OBJ follows this up by slamming UD’s head into the corner. Outside the ring Viper charges at GB, but GB drop toe holds him into the stairs. GB makes his way back to the ring. Back inside GB nails UD with a clothesline to the back of the head. UD is down. GB legdrops UD across the back of his head, OBJ clims the ropes and drops a knee across the back of UD’s neck. The ref makes OBJ leave the ring. Viper is up on the apron in his corner. GB continues working on UD’s neck, picking him up and hot shotting him across the top rope. Qucik tag brings in OBJ who drops a knee right across UD’s throat. OBJ grabsa reverse chin lock and really yanks back on UD’s neck. Viper comes in and breaks the hold before UD can tap. As Viper is making his way out of the ring GB attacks him from behind, Viper flies out of the ring, GB follows and Hits the Chomp on Viper outside the ring. Viper is hurt. GB rolls back in and the two continue double teaming UD. GB grabs UD and Drapes him across his knee, face down. OBJ climbs the ropes and drops a knee on the back of UD’s neck. SICK! UD is down face first on the mat. GB locks on the Rings of Saturn, UD is barely conscious. The ref escorts OBJ from the ring, the ref turns to see if UD is tapping, by this time Viper has dragged himself back into the ring, Before UD can tap, Viper grabs the ref and Sidewinds him, knocking him cold. OBJ comes back into the ring and locks on the STF. UD and Viper are both in tremendous pain, after well over a minute, both begin tapping, but there is no ref to call it. At the top of the ramp, Eco and Grunt are pointing and laughing hysterically. Finally the ref regains his senses enough to call for the bell. OBJ and GB celebrate their submission victory. The ref calls for the announcer and announces that GatorBait and Outback Jack did not win by submission, but rather by DQ for Viper’s attack. The two seem annoyed at first, but then look around and see both Ministry members are still out on the mat. They congratulate each other and head to the back.
WINNERS in 11:11 Outback Jack & GatorBait by DQ
After a few minutes UD and Viper are to their feet. They kind of stare at each other wondering what the hell happened that they got beat down as bad as they did, then make their way to the back, stopping for a moment to glare at the still laughing Eco and Grunt.
Eco “whew, my god I haven’t laughed that hard since I sat outside the nursing home in January and watched old people fall on the ice. Wow, guess we should have a match. Ok, Gimmickman, come on down, you have a match next.
Gimmickman makes his way to the ring.
Eco:” Ok, so, your opponent is, the most electrifying man in sports, no not HIM, Johnny Adrenaline.”
Adrenaline makes it to the ring, eyeballs Gimmickman, then grabs the mic (is EVERYONE gonna talk tonight?)
JA: “Eco, no disrespect or nothing, I mean we are cool and all that, but I should be the Intercontinental Champion. Since I put Concrete on the shelf, you should be awarding me that Intercontinental title tonight, instead you are wasting my time having me fight this jobber Gimmick. I mean, seriously, this is a joke right? This guy couldn’t even beat, well he lost to Grunt, no offense big guy.”
Eco: “well then, this should be little more than a warm-up match for you then. Ref, RING THE BELL”
Gimmickman vs. Johnny Adrenaline
Gimmick attacks a stunned JA and knocks him goofy with a series of European uppercuts. JA tries to get away but G follows him and tosses him from the ring. Outside the ring the two exchange rights and lefts, JA gets the momentary advantage with a knee to the midsection. JA attemts to whip G into the rail, but G reverses it, then catches JA with a big back body drop on the floor. Gimmick rolls in the ring to break the ref’s count, then goes back out to pursue the attack. JA is on the floor on one knee trying to regroup, G runs and catches him with a knee to the side of the head. JA collapses in a heap. Gimmick rolls him back into the ring. Back inside G hits the ropes and drops a knee across JA’s forehead. Cover gets two. Both men are back to their feet, JA pokes G in the eyes to buy some time, as G recovers JA levels him with a clothesline. JA follow this up by mounting G and giving him the 10 punch of doom to the forehead. The ref warns JA about using closed fists allowing G to recover. JA grabs G to pick him up, and Gimmick low blows Adrenaline doubling him over in pain. JA falls out of the ring. On the outside JA reaches for something under the ring, as Gimmick tries to bring JA back in, JA nails him with a lead pipe. Gimmick appears to be out, but Adrenaline can not capitalize since he is slow to recover. After nearly getting counted out, Adrenaline rolls in and makes the cover. Gimmick is able to roll his shoulder at two avoiding the pin. JA picks up G and sets him on the top rope. After a few seconds and one blocked attempt, JA is able to hit a superplex. JA rolls through and covers, but G is able to get hisshoulder up at two once again. Ja is frustrated. He picks up Gimmick and hits a thunderous DDT. JA believes it is over and doesn’t even go for a cover. JA climbs the ropes and jumps off, Gimmick is able to get a foot up and JA eats a boot. Both men are down, the ref begins the count. At 9 Gimmick pulls himself to his feet and falls on JA dropping an elbow across his throat. Gimmick covers and gets a two count. JA is up and argues with the ref, Gimmick grabs him and rolls him up for a two count. Up again, Ja loses track of Gimmick and Gimmick rolls Ja up again, another close two count, JA and Gimmick are both up quick, JA, frustrated swings wildly with a clothesline, Gimmick ducks and crucifies JA into a pinning position, once again JA rolls the shoulder at two. Gimmick is up quickly, but this time it is JA’s turn to hit a low blow. Gimmick is down, and JA is regaining his composure. Ja climbs the ropes and hits Gimmick with a fist drop right between the eyes. Cocky cover gets two. JA is confident that it is over now. He picks up Gimmick and slaps him across the face, Gimmick nearly falls over. JA sets up Gimmick for the Adrenaline Rush. Gimmick reverses the move, lands on his feet and hits a Spartan Plunge out of nowhere! Gimmick and JA are both down. Gimmick musters the strength to throw an arm across JA’s chest 1, 2 JA rolls his shoulder! Gimmick is frustrated. Both men tot heir feet, JA rakes Gimmick eyes and tries to whip him to the ropes, at the last second Gimmick reverses the move and hits another Spartan Plunge as JA comes back! Gimmick makes the cover 1,2,3! Adrenaline is stunned!
WINNER in 10:25 Gimmickman
Gimmickman escapes and Adrenaline is fuming. He grabs the mic, again,
JA <screaming> THIS DOESN’T CHANGE A THING, GIMMICK, YOU GOT LUCKY, I AM STILL THE RIGHTFULL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! GIMMICK, GET BACK HERE YOU GOT LUCKY, YOU COULD NEVER PIN ME AGAIN! NEVER!
Gimmick thinks for a second, then slides back into the ring, JA pounces beating Gimmick mercilessly. JA grabs G by the hair and repeatedly slaps him across the face. JA helps G up, only to clothesline him back to the mat. JA is screaming at Gimmick calling him a jobber and a punk. JA makes the piledriver motion and scoops Gimmick up for a cradle piledriver, Gimmikc shifts his weight and small packages JA! The ref makes a (quick) three count! This time Gimmick is quickly out of the ring, JA is beside himself with rage! He moves to attack the ref, but the ref bails. JA looks around for something to attack, finding nothing he storms out of the ring and heads to the back.
Corax comes out and gets in Eco’s face, naturally he has a mic, since tonight, everybody speaks.
C:”Eco, I want that match, and I want it NOW!”
Eco-“Calm down man, fine, ok whatever, you got the match, just go on to the ring, jeez.”
Corax heads to the ring “Blackdragon, get out here right now! You injured my partner, and now I am gonna take it out on your ass!.”
Corax vs. Blackdragon
BD hits the ring, but bails before Corax can get a hold of him. BD is reluctant to get in the ring. When he finally does Corax attacks dropping BD with punches kicks and chops. The referee tries to break the two up, but Corax pushes him aside, this allows BD to chop Corax in the throat and stun him momentarily. BD can not take advantage of this though, Corax is so fired up that he reverses BD’s attempted whip and hits a solo 3-D. Dragon flails around the ring. Corax stalks him, and waits for him to get to his knees. Corax comes off the ropes and splatters Dragons head with a shining wizard. Dragon is down, Corax rolls out of the ring and reaches under the apron and pulls out a board with nails in it. Corax rolls back in and is about to gouge out BD’s eye when SD hits the ring drawing the DQ.
WINNER in 4:15 by DQ – Corax
SD goes for Corax, Corax swings wildly, just missing SD’s head. SD bails and Corax dares him to get back into the ring. Meanwhile BD recovers and attacks Corax from behind. SD quickly rolls back into the ring and the two Dragons take turns beating on Corax. Finally Blade, Blade? Rushes in with a chair and makes the save chasing the Dragons from the ring. Blade and Corax stare at each other, then Blade leaves the ring. Corax pauses for a moment then picks up the mic (again?)
C-“This is not over Dragons. Until Hellion is back 100%, you two are mine.”
Canadian Dragon & Eric O’Mac vs. Morte & LI
Morte and LI are out first, they pause to shake hands with Eco and Grunt, then head to the ring. EOM and CD follow, the two are bickering the whole way to the ring, CD is still obviously upset about EOM eliminating him from the Battle Royal.
CD and LI start out and exchange some chops and lucha style moves. LI is able to get the advantage by sweeping CD’s leg and dropping him to the mat. LI starts working over the knee and anke of CD with various submission type moves. LI tags in Morte who springboards over the top rope and connects with a legdrop on CD’s knee. Morte locks on cloverleaf, CD is close to tapping when EOM makes the save. Morte grabs the leg and CD gets to his feet (foot?) CD hits an enzaguri and dives for his corner. He is about to make the tag when LI comes in and pulls CD back toward his corner. Morte and LI trap CD in their corner and double team him, LI chokes CD with the tag rope and Morte lays stiff kicks to CD’s midsection. Morte sends CD to the ropes, and tries for a judo chop, CD slides between his legs and makes the hot tag to EOM. EOM is quickly in and levels Morte and LI with spin kicks. EOM back body drops LI over the top rope and turns to Morte. Morte charges, but EOM drop toe holde him anf Morte gets hung across the bottom rope. LI is back to the apron, as he is coming back into the ring, CD mounts the top rope. CD flies aiming a missle drop kick at LI, Morte sees this, and pushes EOM into the way, CD connects with the dropkick to the back of EOM’s head. Morte grabs EOM in a small package, LI keeps CD from breaking up the pin, 1,2,3, the Establishment wins again.
WINNERS in 12:01 Morte & LI
After the match CD and EOM argue the whole way back to the ring. Things do not look too good for these two.
Eco-“OK, main event time, I will do the honors, Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce the People’s Champion, and the Choice of the Establishment, Mr. Excitement, the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF, HARDBODY HARRIS!!!”
Harris comes out and just glares at Eco and Grunt, then makes his way to the ring.
Eco-“what, oh yeah, his opponent, Microplay.”
Microplay vs. Hardbody Harris for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title
Micro and HH lock up in the center of the ring. HH grabs an arm wringer. Micro takes a swing at HH but HH easily avoids the shot. HH wrings the arm again and goes behind in a hammer lock. Micro makes it to the ropes and forces the break. The two circle again and lock up, HH grabs a side headlock and takes micro down to the mat. HH rolls so micro’s shoulders are down and gets a two count. Micro fights back to his feet and sends HH to the ropes. HH comes back with a shoulder block and micro goes down. HH hits the ropes again and micro tries for a hip toss, HH reverses it and hip tosses micro instead. Micro is getting frustrated. Micro charges HH and HH back drops him, quick cover gets two, Micro bails from the ring, but HH follows him out and grabs him and sends him back into the ring. Back inside HH stomps on Micro and drops a knee to the midsection. HH gets micro up to his feet and sends him to the ropes, HH buries a knee to micro’s midsection. Micro is down. HH is in complete control. HH plays to the crowd, micro seems to be off tonight, something not quite right. Micro recovers from the knee and staggers to his feet. HH pauses, then hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER! WE are going to havea new champ! One, Two Thre….suddenly the lights in the arena go out, a very pale man hits the ring, he appears to be glowing. The lights come back on and the glowing stranger and HH are face to face. The stranger spews a strange mist into HH’s face then grabs him up for a cradle piledriver. HH is out. Micro is on his feet and calls for another. The glowing stranger picks up HH and delivers another cradle piledriver, HH’s neck twists sickeningly. Micro climbs the top rops and connects with a flying elbow. The two take turns taunting HH with the title belt. The ref has no choice but to call for the DQ, another cheap win for Microplay
WINNER by DQ in 13:13 Hardbody Harris
After the match, Micro grabs the mic (why not)
Micro: I want everyone to meet the man who is going to make sure that I stay the champ. Everyone around here, from the Ministry to the Establishment is gunning for me, its about time I had someone to watch my back. Endo is my insurance policy, together we are unstoppable, together we will dominate the OOWF”
The two celebrate and leave the ring as medical personnel look after Harris.
At the top of the ramp, Eco does not look very happy.
That’s all for tonight, thanks for coming out to see OOWF Action!
Live from the Muck City Sportatorium
Smark vs. ?
Smark comes to the ring and grabs the mic.
“Well, well, well here we are in Muck City, Alabama, the inbred capital of the world. You people are pathetic, you are all a bunch of internet jack offs, probably still living in your mother’s basement. You should feel honored that you get a chance to see a real wrestler like me. See, I have forgotten more than Benoit or Foley will ever know, I am what you call a workrate-highspot technician. I am the greatest independent wrestler who has ever lived. Only I know the truth behind ECW, and only I know when it will be coming back. Now all you hicks. . . “
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ok I have heard about enough of this.”
Ecosystem comes out from the back.
“Ok Smark, you and I agree about one thing; these fans are drooling idiots who probably do not deserve to see the Establishment in action tonight. But, my friend you must learn to crawl before you can walk. At the last pay per view, which was dominated by the Establishment by the way, you made some interesting comments. Luckily for all of the fans here I have those comments written down so I can share them with all of you, don’t worry you all won’t have to read it, this IS Alabama after all, I’ll read it for you.
“sMARK: No one can stop the sMARK! You no-talent hacks, I could take any of you in a real fight! I don't know why you're still hired; it might be smart to flesh out the roster. Bring in some of the independent workers.”
“Now, as the General Manager of the OOWF, I usually like that kind of pluck and determination. Buuuuuuuuut, not tonight. See you are a newcomer here, and you have to earn your way to the top. If you had said that Corax or Hellion or anyone else in the Ministry were no-talent hacks, I would agree with you, but. . “
Smark – “ok, what is your point? Get to it, I have to go online and order my “Best of Shohei “Giant” Baba tape soon.”
“My friend, my point is this, you ran your mouth last night, and now you will get a chance to back up those words. Tonight, you can fight a “no-talent hack”, in a “real fight.” Tonight you will fight. . . .
Moosehead Jack, in a Palace of Auburn Hills Street fight”
Smark is not too pleased.
Moosehead Jack vs. Smark
MHJ storms the ring, smark tries to defend himself, but MHJ seems to be particularly irritable tonight. MHJ pounces on smark and rains shots to the forehead, for good measure, he bites Smark, drawing some blood. MHJ and Smark get up and MHJ sends him to the ropes, crushing him with a clothesline on the way back. MHJ rolls to the outside to grab some conveniently placed plunder. Jack tosses the whole trash can in the ring and slides back. Smark thinks quickly and grabs a dustpan from the trash can. Smark rears back and nails MHJ. Naturally MHJ no-sells this, it is a freakin dustpan! MHJ just reaches out and punches Smark in the head, Smark is down, MHJ grabs a Pistons Championship Belt from the can and slams it into Smarks face, then grabs Smark and DDT’s him onto the belt. Smark is now bleeding a whole lot. Back to the can o’plunder and MHJ pulls out an officially licensed Indiana Pacers bench towel and wraps it around Smarks neck choking him out. MHJ tires of attempted murder, so he goes back to the can and finds a Ben Wallace ‘fro pick! MHJ gets a maniacal look on his face, and then proceeds to repeatedly stab Smark in the face and head with it, drawing more blood... Jack turns to look for something else to use, Smark seizes the opportunity and drops MHJ with the Pistons World Title Belt. Smark covers, but only gets two. Smark is to his feet, staggering and looking for a way out, MHJ is back up and attacks again, knocking Smark silly with a knee to the back. MHJ slides out of the ring again and grabs an Auburn Hills folding chair and throws it into the ring, hitting Smark in the head. Back inside, Jack dumps the can o’ plunder and turns it upside down, then DDTing smark onto the top of the can. The can tumbles over, so Jack DDT’s Smark onto the can again crushing the can, and Smark. Not quite content with his handy work yet, Jack picks up Smark and pile drives him on the can. Smark is out. For good measure Jack picks up Smark one more time, nails a heart punch, then leisurely covers Smark for the three.
WINNER in 5:01 Moosehead Jack
At the top of the ramp, where he has apparently set up shop for the night, Eco grabs the mic:
“Welcome to the big time kid, maybe next time you will think before you run your mouth.”
“Ok, even though you Alabama asshats don’t deserve it, tonight is a special night for the OOWF. See at most house shows, we usually just have matches that are a rehash of everything that is going on in the fed. Well, since Hellion has a boo-boo, Semaj B. may well be dead, and as far as we know Concrete TG is still talking to mythical creatures in a stairwell in Waterproof, tonight will be a little different. I have no set match schedule, so we are gonna book on the fly tonight.”
“For the next match, I want Soul Dragon and Niles Anderson to drag their sorry asses to the ring.”
Soul Dragon and Niles make their way to the ring and square off to go at it.
“Whoa wait just one second. You two are not fighting each other. Niles, you are another newcomer here, and you have already challenged Canadian Dragon. Well that Dragon is already involved in an issue with his partner Eric O’Mac, we will see them later. So you get this Dragon, but not as an opponent, as your tag partner.”
Soul Dragon is upset, screaming that he is ½ of the tag champs and shouldn’t have to team with some noobie.
“Now now now, calm down my Soul Brother. Corax is a bit peeved at what you two did to Hellion. He is in the back all ranting and raving about what he is gonna do to you two as soon as he found a partner blah blah blah. Well he is not gonna get the chance tonight. No title match for Corax, no title defense for the Dragons. Instead, you and Niles are going to have a match against me and Grunt.”
Grunt & Ecosystem vs. Niles Anderson & Soul Dragon
Eco and Grunt head to the ring where SD is looking at the two approaching wrestlers, at his title, and at Niles. Niles tries to let SD start the match, but SD makes sure that NA is the one starting things off. For the Establishment, Grunt begins. NA and Grunt circle each other, then lock up. Grunt easily overpowers NA and sends him to the ropes. Grunt tries a clothesline, but NA ducks and connects with a hangman’s neckbreaker. NA goes for the cover, but doesn’t even get a one count. NA is back to his feet and kicks Grunt in the midsection, off the ropes, NA connects with a scissor kick that drops Grunt. NA turns to make the tag, but SD hops off the apron and stares at NA. In the background eco is laughing hysterically. NA moves to the corner and argues with SD about leaving him high and dry. Naturally, he doesn’t notice that Grunt is now to his feet. Grunt catches NA in the corner with a ridiculous avalanche. NA collapses backward gasping for breath. Grunt comes off the ropes with a big splash, three seconds later, we have a winner. That was quick. SD holds up his half of the title and walks to the back.
WINNERS in 1:25 Ecosystem and Grunt
Eco and Grunt make their way back up the ramp to Eco’s makeshift office. Grunt hangs around, just in case anyone gets brave. After a few minutes Niles Anderson makes his way to the back, he pauses for a moment and glares at Grunt and Eco, but thinks better of an attack and heads to the back.
Eco “OK, well that was certainly fun. Lets see what is next for the night. Gurnt, how bout some ultraviolence?”
Grunt “But Moose already wrestled….”
E: “no no. How bout, how bout a specialty match? Lets see, how bout, Blade, you come out here and bring that bat you like to tote around.”
Blade makes his entrance
“Ok, now who should you face?” Blade is screaming that he wants Blackdragon.
“Whats that? LD Williams? Ok that sounds like a great match, LD Williams get out here!”
“Oh, and ref, take that bat and put it on that conveniently placed pole in the corner there, yep there ya go. Ok so this is gonna be a baseball bat on a pole match. The first guy to get the bat, can use it as much as they like!
LD Williams makes his way to ringside, its on!
Blade vs. LD Williams – Baseball Bat on a Pole Match
The two circle, then just begin wailing on each other, screw lockups! LDW comes out on top and sends blade to the ropes, big back body drop and LDW is on top with more shots to the head and face. Blade reverses and lays some haymakers in of his own. LDW goes to the eyes to force the break. Both men are to their feet, LDW hits the ropes and connects with a big lariat clothesline. LDW climbs the corner with the bat. He gets to the top rope and almost gets the bat when blade hits him from behind crotching him. Blade pulls LDW backward so he is hanging upside down, then runs from the opposite corner and baseball slides right into LDW’s face. LDW falls from the corner and appears to spit out a few teeth. Blade stomps on LDW and sets him up for a suplex. LDW reverses the move and lands behind Blade, before LDW can do anything, Blade spins and nails a perfect spin kick right to the side of LDW’s head. LDW staggers for a moment, then falls to one knee. Blade hits the ropes and connects with a dropkick that lays LDW out flat. Now Blade climbs the corner for the bat. Blade is on the top rope reaching for the bat, LDW regains his composure in the ring and dropkicks Blade off the top rope, Blade flies out of the ring crashing into the steel barricade outside. It appears that Blade may have suffered a broken nose on that, as blood is pouring down his face. LDW slides outside and presses the advantage by repeatedly punching Blade in the nose, if it wasn’t broken before, it sure as hell is now! LDW tries to whip Blade into the post, but Blade reverses it and LDW eats steel. Now LDW is bleeding. Both men are down. Blade makes it into the ring first and begins climbing the corner. Blade scoots up the pole, finally grabbing the bat. Before he can get down, LDW is back into the ring and also on the top rope. LDW grabs Blade and falls backward with a wicked release german suplex from the top rope! To make matters worse, when Blade hits the mat, his head actually lands on the baseball bat knocking him cold. After a few secondsLDW recovers, picks up the bat and drives it right into Blades sternum. Blade almost immediately coughs up blood. LDW makes the cover, the ref counts, that’s it.
WINNER in 6:07 LD Williams
After the match, LD Williams grabs the mic. “This, this was just an example of what I can do. I have been overlooked for too long <staring at Eco> Johnny Adrenaline is my friend, and my partner, but I am not his lackey. I am sick of sitting by while everyone else gets a shot at glory. I want a shot at either Concrete, or Microplay, and I want it soon!”
LDW storms to the back. Blade gets to his feet with some help from the ref. It is at about that time that he notices Blackdragon at the top of the ramp laughing at him. Blade storms to the back chasing Blackdragon. Luckily for the OOWF there is a cameraman to capture the chase. Blade follows Blackdragon around a corner, he almost catches up with him….when he is blindsided by SoulDragon. SD nails Blade with a clothesline and a DVD on the floor.
BD “Who’s laughing now punk. I am a champion and you are a chump. That trashy whore Ayaka isn’t even here to save your sorry ass now!”
Soul Dragon comes back with a cinder block and sets Blade up for a DDT. Before he can finish the move Corax makes the save chasing off the Dragons with a steel chair. Blade looks at Corax confused. Corax just smirks and walks away.
Eco: “well, that was interesting. Ok on to the next match, I can’t think of any fancy stipulations or anything, so lets just have a match already.”
Beast vs. Brad Smoley
Beast attacks immediately and pounds on BS with punches and kicks. BS tries to cover, but the beating is so furious that there is no way he can avoid the shots. Beast grabs BS and sends him to the ropes, one big boot later and BS is outside the ring in a heap on the floor. Beast follows him out and drops him throat first over the steel railing. Beast then grabs BS’s whiskey bottle and takes a huge gulp of whiskey and spits it all over the crowd (HHH’s whale blow) Well, this just infuriates Smoley NO ONE wastes his whiskey! Smoley attacks in a blind rage punching and kicking Beast wildly. Beast is able to cover and avoid most of the shots, but a few of them do connect and cause the big man to stagger a bit. After a minute or so of this, Smoley gets winded. When Smoley stops to catch his breath, Beast nearly breaks his neck with a clothesline. Beast tosses the lifeless Smoley back into the ring. Once inside, the ref checks on Smoley who is semi-conscious and clutching at his neck. With the ref’s back to the outside, and before Beast can get back into the ring, UD and Viper are out and attack Beast. Beast tries to fight them off, but quickly falls under their repeated shots. Viper grabs Beast from behind and drops him with a sidewinder. UD quickly hits a perfect Fireplug piledriver on the concrete floor. The two Ministry members then roll Beast back into the ring. Suddenly Smoley isn’t quite so injured. He drags himself over to Beast and drapes an arm across his chest. Three seconds later, Smoley is your winner.
WINNER in 5:49 Brad “the hydrowyvernbiscuiteatingdragon” Smoley
Eco “Hey there Ministry morons. Since you like interfering in matches so much, you two might as well just stay at ringside. You tow have a match next. And Smoley, you and all other Ministry members <Grunt whispers something to Eco> Ok, Corax, you are all banned from ringside. If you come anywhere near that ring, you will be fired on the spot.”
“Oh, your opponents are…..Outback Jack and GatorBait!”
Outback Jack & GatorBait vs. UnderDawg & Viper
OBJ & GB attack first. A huge brawl ensues. Viper and GB square off outside, while OBJ and UD trade shots in the center of the ring. UD gets the upperhand and sends OBJ to the ropes, catching him by the throat for a chokeslam. OBJ fights out of by raking UD’s eyes. OBJ follows this up by slamming UD’s head into the corner. Outside the ring Viper charges at GB, but GB drop toe holds him into the stairs. GB makes his way back to the ring. Back inside GB nails UD with a clothesline to the back of the head. UD is down. GB legdrops UD across the back of his head, OBJ clims the ropes and drops a knee across the back of UD’s neck. The ref makes OBJ leave the ring. Viper is up on the apron in his corner. GB continues working on UD’s neck, picking him up and hot shotting him across the top rope. Qucik tag brings in OBJ who drops a knee right across UD’s throat. OBJ grabsa reverse chin lock and really yanks back on UD’s neck. Viper comes in and breaks the hold before UD can tap. As Viper is making his way out of the ring GB attacks him from behind, Viper flies out of the ring, GB follows and Hits the Chomp on Viper outside the ring. Viper is hurt. GB rolls back in and the two continue double teaming UD. GB grabs UD and Drapes him across his knee, face down. OBJ climbs the ropes and drops a knee on the back of UD’s neck. SICK! UD is down face first on the mat. GB locks on the Rings of Saturn, UD is barely conscious. The ref escorts OBJ from the ring, the ref turns to see if UD is tapping, by this time Viper has dragged himself back into the ring, Before UD can tap, Viper grabs the ref and Sidewinds him, knocking him cold. OBJ comes back into the ring and locks on the STF. UD and Viper are both in tremendous pain, after well over a minute, both begin tapping, but there is no ref to call it. At the top of the ramp, Eco and Grunt are pointing and laughing hysterically. Finally the ref regains his senses enough to call for the bell. OBJ and GB celebrate their submission victory. The ref calls for the announcer and announces that GatorBait and Outback Jack did not win by submission, but rather by DQ for Viper’s attack. The two seem annoyed at first, but then look around and see both Ministry members are still out on the mat. They congratulate each other and head to the back.
WINNERS in 11:11 Outback Jack & GatorBait by DQ
After a few minutes UD and Viper are to their feet. They kind of stare at each other wondering what the hell happened that they got beat down as bad as they did, then make their way to the back, stopping for a moment to glare at the still laughing Eco and Grunt.
Eco “whew, my god I haven’t laughed that hard since I sat outside the nursing home in January and watched old people fall on the ice. Wow, guess we should have a match. Ok, Gimmickman, come on down, you have a match next.
Gimmickman makes his way to the ring.
Eco:” Ok, so, your opponent is, the most electrifying man in sports, no not HIM, Johnny Adrenaline.”
Adrenaline makes it to the ring, eyeballs Gimmickman, then grabs the mic (is EVERYONE gonna talk tonight?)
JA: “Eco, no disrespect or nothing, I mean we are cool and all that, but I should be the Intercontinental Champion. Since I put Concrete on the shelf, you should be awarding me that Intercontinental title tonight, instead you are wasting my time having me fight this jobber Gimmick. I mean, seriously, this is a joke right? This guy couldn’t even beat, well he lost to Grunt, no offense big guy.”
Eco: “well then, this should be little more than a warm-up match for you then. Ref, RING THE BELL”
Gimmickman vs. Johnny Adrenaline
Gimmick attacks a stunned JA and knocks him goofy with a series of European uppercuts. JA tries to get away but G follows him and tosses him from the ring. Outside the ring the two exchange rights and lefts, JA gets the momentary advantage with a knee to the midsection. JA attemts to whip G into the rail, but G reverses it, then catches JA with a big back body drop on the floor. Gimmick rolls in the ring to break the ref’s count, then goes back out to pursue the attack. JA is on the floor on one knee trying to regroup, G runs and catches him with a knee to the side of the head. JA collapses in a heap. Gimmick rolls him back into the ring. Back inside G hits the ropes and drops a knee across JA’s forehead. Cover gets two. Both men are back to their feet, JA pokes G in the eyes to buy some time, as G recovers JA levels him with a clothesline. JA follow this up by mounting G and giving him the 10 punch of doom to the forehead. The ref warns JA about using closed fists allowing G to recover. JA grabs G to pick him up, and Gimmick low blows Adrenaline doubling him over in pain. JA falls out of the ring. On the outside JA reaches for something under the ring, as Gimmick tries to bring JA back in, JA nails him with a lead pipe. Gimmick appears to be out, but Adrenaline can not capitalize since he is slow to recover. After nearly getting counted out, Adrenaline rolls in and makes the cover. Gimmick is able to roll his shoulder at two avoiding the pin. JA picks up G and sets him on the top rope. After a few seconds and one blocked attempt, JA is able to hit a superplex. JA rolls through and covers, but G is able to get hisshoulder up at two once again. Ja is frustrated. He picks up Gimmick and hits a thunderous DDT. JA believes it is over and doesn’t even go for a cover. JA climbs the ropes and jumps off, Gimmick is able to get a foot up and JA eats a boot. Both men are down, the ref begins the count. At 9 Gimmick pulls himself to his feet and falls on JA dropping an elbow across his throat. Gimmick covers and gets a two count. JA is up and argues with the ref, Gimmick grabs him and rolls him up for a two count. Up again, Ja loses track of Gimmick and Gimmick rolls Ja up again, another close two count, JA and Gimmick are both up quick, JA, frustrated swings wildly with a clothesline, Gimmick ducks and crucifies JA into a pinning position, once again JA rolls the shoulder at two. Gimmick is up quickly, but this time it is JA’s turn to hit a low blow. Gimmick is down, and JA is regaining his composure. Ja climbs the ropes and hits Gimmick with a fist drop right between the eyes. Cocky cover gets two. JA is confident that it is over now. He picks up Gimmick and slaps him across the face, Gimmick nearly falls over. JA sets up Gimmick for the Adrenaline Rush. Gimmick reverses the move, lands on his feet and hits a Spartan Plunge out of nowhere! Gimmick and JA are both down. Gimmick musters the strength to throw an arm across JA’s chest 1, 2 JA rolls his shoulder! Gimmick is frustrated. Both men tot heir feet, JA rakes Gimmick eyes and tries to whip him to the ropes, at the last second Gimmick reverses the move and hits another Spartan Plunge as JA comes back! Gimmick makes the cover 1,2,3! Adrenaline is stunned!
WINNER in 10:25 Gimmickman
Gimmickman escapes and Adrenaline is fuming. He grabs the mic, again,
JA <screaming> THIS DOESN’T CHANGE A THING, GIMMICK, YOU GOT LUCKY, I AM STILL THE RIGHTFULL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! GIMMICK, GET BACK HERE YOU GOT LUCKY, YOU COULD NEVER PIN ME AGAIN! NEVER!
Gimmick thinks for a second, then slides back into the ring, JA pounces beating Gimmick mercilessly. JA grabs G by the hair and repeatedly slaps him across the face. JA helps G up, only to clothesline him back to the mat. JA is screaming at Gimmick calling him a jobber and a punk. JA makes the piledriver motion and scoops Gimmick up for a cradle piledriver, Gimmikc shifts his weight and small packages JA! The ref makes a (quick) three count! This time Gimmick is quickly out of the ring, JA is beside himself with rage! He moves to attack the ref, but the ref bails. JA looks around for something to attack, finding nothing he storms out of the ring and heads to the back.
Corax comes out and gets in Eco’s face, naturally he has a mic, since tonight, everybody speaks.
C:”Eco, I want that match, and I want it NOW!”
Eco-“Calm down man, fine, ok whatever, you got the match, just go on to the ring, jeez.”
Corax heads to the ring “Blackdragon, get out here right now! You injured my partner, and now I am gonna take it out on your ass!.”
Corax vs. Blackdragon
BD hits the ring, but bails before Corax can get a hold of him. BD is reluctant to get in the ring. When he finally does Corax attacks dropping BD with punches kicks and chops. The referee tries to break the two up, but Corax pushes him aside, this allows BD to chop Corax in the throat and stun him momentarily. BD can not take advantage of this though, Corax is so fired up that he reverses BD’s attempted whip and hits a solo 3-D. Dragon flails around the ring. Corax stalks him, and waits for him to get to his knees. Corax comes off the ropes and splatters Dragons head with a shining wizard. Dragon is down, Corax rolls out of the ring and reaches under the apron and pulls out a board with nails in it. Corax rolls back in and is about to gouge out BD’s eye when SD hits the ring drawing the DQ.
WINNER in 4:15 by DQ – Corax
SD goes for Corax, Corax swings wildly, just missing SD’s head. SD bails and Corax dares him to get back into the ring. Meanwhile BD recovers and attacks Corax from behind. SD quickly rolls back into the ring and the two Dragons take turns beating on Corax. Finally Blade, Blade? Rushes in with a chair and makes the save chasing the Dragons from the ring. Blade and Corax stare at each other, then Blade leaves the ring. Corax pauses for a moment then picks up the mic (again?)
C-“This is not over Dragons. Until Hellion is back 100%, you two are mine.”
Canadian Dragon & Eric O’Mac vs. Morte & LI
Morte and LI are out first, they pause to shake hands with Eco and Grunt, then head to the ring. EOM and CD follow, the two are bickering the whole way to the ring, CD is still obviously upset about EOM eliminating him from the Battle Royal.
CD and LI start out and exchange some chops and lucha style moves. LI is able to get the advantage by sweeping CD’s leg and dropping him to the mat. LI starts working over the knee and anke of CD with various submission type moves. LI tags in Morte who springboards over the top rope and connects with a legdrop on CD’s knee. Morte locks on cloverleaf, CD is close to tapping when EOM makes the save. Morte grabs the leg and CD gets to his feet (foot?) CD hits an enzaguri and dives for his corner. He is about to make the tag when LI comes in and pulls CD back toward his corner. Morte and LI trap CD in their corner and double team him, LI chokes CD with the tag rope and Morte lays stiff kicks to CD’s midsection. Morte sends CD to the ropes, and tries for a judo chop, CD slides between his legs and makes the hot tag to EOM. EOM is quickly in and levels Morte and LI with spin kicks. EOM back body drops LI over the top rope and turns to Morte. Morte charges, but EOM drop toe holde him anf Morte gets hung across the bottom rope. LI is back to the apron, as he is coming back into the ring, CD mounts the top rope. CD flies aiming a missle drop kick at LI, Morte sees this, and pushes EOM into the way, CD connects with the dropkick to the back of EOM’s head. Morte grabs EOM in a small package, LI keeps CD from breaking up the pin, 1,2,3, the Establishment wins again.
WINNERS in 12:01 Morte & LI
After the match CD and EOM argue the whole way back to the ring. Things do not look too good for these two.
Eco-“OK, main event time, I will do the honors, Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce the People’s Champion, and the Choice of the Establishment, Mr. Excitement, the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF, HARDBODY HARRIS!!!”
Harris comes out and just glares at Eco and Grunt, then makes his way to the ring.
Eco-“what, oh yeah, his opponent, Microplay.”
Microplay vs. Hardbody Harris for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title
Micro and HH lock up in the center of the ring. HH grabs an arm wringer. Micro takes a swing at HH but HH easily avoids the shot. HH wrings the arm again and goes behind in a hammer lock. Micro makes it to the ropes and forces the break. The two circle again and lock up, HH grabs a side headlock and takes micro down to the mat. HH rolls so micro’s shoulders are down and gets a two count. Micro fights back to his feet and sends HH to the ropes. HH comes back with a shoulder block and micro goes down. HH hits the ropes again and micro tries for a hip toss, HH reverses it and hip tosses micro instead. Micro is getting frustrated. Micro charges HH and HH back drops him, quick cover gets two, Micro bails from the ring, but HH follows him out and grabs him and sends him back into the ring. Back inside HH stomps on Micro and drops a knee to the midsection. HH gets micro up to his feet and sends him to the ropes, HH buries a knee to micro’s midsection. Micro is down. HH is in complete control. HH plays to the crowd, micro seems to be off tonight, something not quite right. Micro recovers from the knee and staggers to his feet. HH pauses, then hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER! WE are going to havea new champ! One, Two Thre….suddenly the lights in the arena go out, a very pale man hits the ring, he appears to be glowing. The lights come back on and the glowing stranger and HH are face to face. The stranger spews a strange mist into HH’s face then grabs him up for a cradle piledriver. HH is out. Micro is on his feet and calls for another. The glowing stranger picks up HH and delivers another cradle piledriver, HH’s neck twists sickeningly. Micro climbs the top rops and connects with a flying elbow. The two take turns taunting HH with the title belt. The ref has no choice but to call for the DQ, another cheap win for Microplay
WINNER by DQ in 13:13 Hardbody Harris
After the match, Micro grabs the mic (why not)
Micro: I want everyone to meet the man who is going to make sure that I stay the champ. Everyone around here, from the Ministry to the Establishment is gunning for me, its about time I had someone to watch my back. Endo is my insurance policy, together we are unstoppable, together we will dominate the OOWF”
The two celebrate and leave the ring as medical personnel look after Harris.
At the top of the ramp, Eco does not look very happy.
That’s all for tonight, thanks for coming out to see OOWF Action!
