Post by mooseheadjack on Apr 28, 2008 10:38:22 GMT -5
OOWF House Show Live From Climax, North Carolina!
Live from the Big O-rena! Brought to you by our brand new sponsors, G4TechTV’s the “G” Spot!
All the members of the ministry come out to the top of the stage and relax on a bunch of overstuffed comfy couches. Eco has the mic:
E: “Ok, this seemed to work pretty well last time so we are going to do it again. There are no matches set, I am going to decide what I want to do as we go.
Our first match features ‘local enhancement tal….what the hell?’ Ah yes, local jobber “the Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard. And just to be clear, the only reason the Love Machine got a match is because his dad, Jedidiah Hecubus Woodard provided this furniture for us from his Antique Furniture and Live Bait shop, <to MHJ> are they serious?
“Ok whatever, Love Machine get out here. Your opponent tonight is the newcomer, Mark Vander
Mark Vander vs “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard
Typical squash opener, MV dominates the early part of the match. The only offense BWW gets in is when MV misses a splash in the corner. BWW celebrates his moment on top by standing above MV and gyrating his hips. One low blow by MV puts an end to that. MV nearly breaks BWW’s neck with a Clothesline from Corporate Hell. Match ends when MV hits a top rope Dragon Suplex.
WINNER in 4:28 Mark Vander
After the match Vander’s management team announces that they are happy that their client Mark Vander just won the prestigious North Carolina RidgeRunner World Title by defeating the tenacious and deadly “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard. Vander looks confused.
After the ring clears Niles Anderson makes his way to the ring, he has a mic (here we go again, TONIGHT LIVE ON OOWF – EVERYONE TALKS!)
NA- “Grunt, it is obvious to everyone here that you are less than a perfect specimen. Sure you are big, and you are mean, but that little brain of yours keeps you from being 100PM. <Grunt gets off the couches and glares at NA> Now, I know you are used to hiding behind your establishment running buddies, and my beef is not with the rest of them. But Grunt, you showed a lack of class by pinning me after my “partner” Soul Dragon deserted me last week. A truly refined gentlemen would have allowed me to regain my composure and resume the match. Instead you attacked me from behind and got a cheap win. Now the rest of you Establishment gentlemen, please allow me to exact a measure of revenge on Grunt, allow me to teach him the ways of a truly refined specimen, and then, gentlemen, our paths shall never cross again.”
Eco and the rest of the establishment look at Grunt questioningly. Grunt springs up and charges to the ring.
Niles Anderson vs. Grunt
Grunt gets the early advantage with a ton of power moves, clubbing shots and chokes. A massive clothesline sends NA out of the ring where he takes time to regroup. Niles taunts Grunt, and when Grunt chases him around the ring, Niles gets in the ring first and attacks the incoming Grunt. Niles keeps the big man grounded working on a more “refined” set of moves, including chinlocks, armbars, side headlocks, and various leg and arm based submission moves. After a few minutes of this, Grunt powers up and goes on the attack again, catching NA with a boot to the mouth, Grunt sends NA to the corner and sets up for the splash, NA moves at the last second, after Grunt crashes into the corner NA goes behind Grunt, low blows him, and rolls him up, grabbing his tights, AND putting both feet on the ropes for leverage and gets a three count.
WINNER at…..
Eco” no, no, no. Not like that. Look Anderson, we here in the Establishment are honorable gentlemen. We held up our end of the bargain and stayed out of the match. Now, had you pinned our dear Grunt cleanly, we would not have protested. But seeing how you used every illegal move in the book we are going to voice our concern.
<the entire Establishment rises and heads to the ring stopping at the bottom of the ramp>
E “now Anderson, the way I see it you have two choices, we can call this match a no contest. <Anderson protests saying he got the three count> or we can restart the match and you can take your chances against Grunt again. <Anderson turns around and sees a very angry Grunt ready to tear Niles in half>
Anderson grabs a mic
NA “You know, I am pretty certain the time limit ran out before the ref counted three. The way I see it that would make this a draw. No harm no foul, right big guy? Lets all live to fight another day.”
Anderson drops the mic and leaves the ring passing by the Establishment without incident. The Establishment returns to their places at the top of the stage.
NO CONTEST at 7:21
Canadian Dragon is out, and he, naturally has something to say.
CD “I see eco, you have booked my “partner” Eric O’Mac in a match later tonight, which is just as well, if we teamed up, he would probably just do something to cost me the match anyway. So Eco, what do you have for me, a shot at CTG’s IC title? Or what I REALLY deserve, a shot at Microplay’s World Title, Right?”
Eco ”well, not really. I don’t think you are ready for all that just yet. I have high hopes for you one day, but a wise man once said, the journey of a thousand miles begins but with a single step <the rest of the establishment looks at eco and shakes their heads>
“So tonight, you are in a tag match, with a young superstar in Smark <Smark suddenly appears in the ring, although no one ever really saw how he got there>, against myself and…..Moosehead Jack
Canadian Dragon & Smark vs. Ecosystem & Moosehead Jack
Eco and MHJ storm the ring, the match is pretty one sided to start, MHJ pummels Smark into a pile of nothing in the corner, while Eco and CD exchange suplex reversals in the middle of the ring. CD comes out on top and nails a belly to belly over the top release suplex. Before he can celebrate too much MHJ kicks him in the mid section and drops him with a DDT. This prompts Smark to try and make the save by attacking MHJ. MHJ is pissed and the two tumble outside the ring. Inside Eco works over CD with a series of suplexes and high flying clotheslines. The action inside the ring is surprisingly fast paced and even. Both men exchange the upperhand several times. Outside the ring it is a different story. Smark angers MHJ more by not selling his moves and criticizing their execution. After a piledriver through the announce table one ringside fan hears Smark tell MHJ “that was OK, but you didn’t make it seem like you were breaking my neck, its called workrate, jesus, do I have to get Benoit out here?” MHJ is livid, he grabs a chair and slams it across Smark’s face. Smark is supposed to blade here, but once again he questions MHJ’s chairshot ability. MHJ goes into the crowd grabs a pocket knife from a local fan and blades Smark himself. MHJ “Now THAT’S how you pop a vein!” Smark is bleeding ridiculous amounts of blood, with an evil grin MHJ picks up the dazed Smark and airplane spins him on top of the other announce table spraying Smark’s blood into the first seven rows. After a minute of this, MHJ gets dizzy and both men fall off the table. Back inside the ring, where the action is less comical and more workrate intensive, Eco goes for the inverted twist of fate, CD powers out of that, reverses behind eco, spins eco, kick to the midsection and pulls off a sick Tiger Driver. Eco is out. CD springs off the ropes with a dragonsault, the ref counts three and we have a winner, well winners.
WINNERS Canadian Dragon & Smark in 9:59
Outside the ring, MHJ gets in some brutal parting shots on a sickeningly bloody Smark, including a heart punch and a a piledriver onto the concrete floor. MHJ is covered in blood, but for a change it is not his own. MHJ pulls Eco from the ring and they make their way back to the top of the ramp. CD leaves the ring to check on his partner, when he sees him he jumps in horror backs away, then runs to the back. Medics come out and cart Smark off on a stretcher.
Eco “Ahhh, God, my neck, ugh. Ok next match, ahh ouch, um Brad Smoley, versus Blade in a No DQ match. Agggh jesus that hurts”
Blade w/Ayaka vs Brad “The Biscuit” Smoley no DQ match
Blade dominates this match taunting Smoley and slapping his face everytime he charged. After a few minutes of this, Blade just turns and superkicks Smoley in the mouth. Blade spends the next five minutes mixing lucha and martial arts moves to humiliate and torture Smoley. Smoley finally gets the upperhand when he reverses a whip to the corner, Blade goes into the corner and climbs the turnbuckles and springs off with a cross bodyblock. Smoley ducks, or rather falls, and Blade crashes to the mat. Smoley slides out of the ring and grabs his whiskey bottle and comes back in. Smoley threatens Blade with the whiskey bottle, backing him into the corner. With Smoley focused on Blade, Ayaka comes in and slams Smoley across the back with the baseball bat. The force sends Smoley forward, Blade superkicks Smoley again sending the whiskey bottle shattering into his face, and knocking him cold. Blade covers for the easy three count.
WINNER in 9:32 Blade
After the match Blade is walking to the back and the Establishment congratulates him on beating Smoley, handshakes and pats on the back from all. Blade looks at them like they are crazy and makes his way to the back. In the ring, Smoley is dead, so UD and Viper make their way to the ring to collect their fallen partner. On the way back they stop to exchange unpleasantness with the Establishment.
Eco looks around for Morte and LI
“You guys ready? Good, head to the ring.”
Morte & LI vs. Outback Jack & GatorBait
This one is a wild brawl to start. The referee never actually gains control so you can’t really say he ever lost it. Morte and OBJ square off outside the ring, OBJ nails Morte with a boomerang and locks on cross face. Inside GB works over LI, both men scale the ropes battling it out, somehow GB reverses a suplex and hits a top rope chomp. LI is dead, but before GB can make any kind of a cover, he notices that Morte has escaped from the cross face, and nailed his partner with a chair. Before Gb can leave the ring, Morte drives OBJ through a table (they just keep showing up) with a led drop from the apron. With OBJ and LI out of it, Morte and GB square off outside the ring. Both men pick up various weapons and wail on each other. By now LI and OBJ have regained their senses. All four men are back in the ring. The referee has no chance of maintaining any kind of order. All four men brawl, use chairs, chains, and whatever is handy. After several minutes of brawling, with blood flowing freely, the referee finally calls for the bell. It takes officials from the back, and the Establishment’s involvement to pull the four men apart. Morte and LI are screaming about something, finally Eco gets on the mic.
“Whoa whoa whoa! Damn! Had you guys showed these kind of balls against Hellion and Corax you two would be champs and not those idiot Dragons. I’ll tell you what, since you two want more of each other, how bout at either the next house show or PPV, we have Morte & LI vs. Outback Jack & GatorBait steel cage match! You want anymore stips added to it, you just let me know before the match.
Both teams seem happy with that, the ring clears.
WINNERS – No Contest in 15:04
After a brief intermission, the Establishment is back on their couches at the top of the ramp and Johnny Adrenaline is in the ring with, what else, a mic.
JA- “Ok North Carolina, can you smell it? That’s the smell of defeat, and the stank is coming from that loser Concrete TG. Tonight is my night to return to glory. Tonight is my night to regain MY intercontinental title. Tonight, in Climax North Carolina I get my one hour Iron Man Match against that crippled up fool CTG. Lets go Eco, bring him out here!”
Eco “Um, hold on a sec Johnny. See that hour long Iron man match can’t happen tonight.”
JA “What? Why the hell not, you agreed, hell Moose agreed its set! I deserve it….”
Eco “you will get your match, don’t you worry, but see there are two problems tonight. One, someone beat you to a match against CTG, but we’ll get to that later, dontcha just love suspense? And the other thing is this, see we still got four matches left, and we only leased the building for another two hours, so you see there is just no way we can have one match take up a whole hour. We already have that time reserved for the PPV.”
JA “Eco, well, ok, I mean that’s some bullshit, but as long as I get to face some jobber I guess its no harm no foul. So who’s it gonna be, Love Machine under a mask? I mean, um El Gran Sexo Machino or something right?”
Eco “well, not exactly that either. See, you saw earlier that we had Canadian Dragon team with Smark, breaking up his normal team with Eric O’Mac, by the way, do you have any word on Smark?”
JA “What? No, I think he bled to death or something, talking about how wrestling wasn’t supposed to be real or something, anyway, yeah Canadian Dragon, right, what’s your point?”
Eco “well I had to split that team up so I could make this match. Johnny, tonight you will be facing, Eric O’Mac”
JA “WHAT! He’s not a jobber! Well, I mean he IS compared to me, but you know, this isn’t FAIR!”
Johnny Adrenaline vs. Eric O’Mac
EOM starts off by surprising JA with a series of reversals. Everything JA tries backfires. JA starts getting frustrated, the crowd chants “Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick!” JA bails to argue with the fans and regain his composure. Outside EOM tries a suicide dive but eats the floor a la Lita. He looks dead, naturally JA takes advantage of this. Sending EOM into the post and the steel railing. JA rolls him back into the ring and goes to work on EOM’s neck with a series of snap suplexes and clotheslines. JA nails a perfect delay superplex and covers for two. JA regains control after JA tries another superplex but EOm is able to reverse it into a wicked top rope neckbreaker. Both men are down, EOM climbs the ropes and hits a frog slash, the ref counts three but then sees that JA’s foot was on the ropes. EOM’s celebration turns to pain as JA nails him in the back of the head with an elbow. JA drops EOM with a Russian leg sweep. Thinking it is over, he sets up EOM for the Adrenaline Rush, but EOM reverses it and nails a brutal Canadian Destroyer. Another cover, 1,2,3! NO! JA got his foot on the ropes again! EOM picks up JA and slams him near the ropes, EOm jumps to the top rope setting up for a moonsault, JA is up and shakes the ropes knocking EOM off balance. EOM gets crotched. JA scales the ropes, grabs EOM and brutalizes him with a ridiculous reverse top rope brainbuster. EOM doesn’t move, the ref counts three. An exhausted JA collapses to the mat in joy and pain.
WINNER in 17:58 Johnny Adrenaline
The ring clears and JA makes his way to the back, on his way up the ramp, his friend and partner LD Williams heads to the ring with a huge grin. Johnny looks confused and pauses at the top with the Establishment.
Eco makes the announcement. “Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match is a non-title match. In the ring already, LD Williams. His opponent, who will be stripped of his title if he does not come out here for his match, Concrete TG!”
JA is pissed. He glares at eco and LD Williams and stomps off to the back.
LD Williams vs. Concrete TG Non Title Match
It is obvious that CTG is not 100%, he tries to start off the match quick, hoping for a quick victory. LDW stops his momentum by reversing a whip to the ropes and hitting a stunner followed by a swinging neckbreaker. LDW keeps up the attack dragging CTG out of the ring and slamming his back into the post and powerslamming him onto the concrete floor. LDW keeps up the attack on CTG’s back using a wicked sidewalk slam on a chair that the referee didn’t see to keep CTG from rallying. CTG regains the advantage by sidestemmping a charging LDW. LDW slams into the corner and collapses in a heap. CTG, his strength waning, tries to soften up LDW for a finish. CTG goes behind and musters the strength for a tiger suplex, but can only get a two count. CTG pulls LDW up and locks on the octopus wrenching on the move trying to get a submission, to his credit, LDW refuses to give up finally making it to the ropes and forcing the break. LDW is recovering, CTG is on one knee trying to get to his feet. LDW approaches, CTG kicks him and goes for the powerbomb, he gets LDW up, but before he can finish the move, his back gives out. LDW falls to the mat, CTG screams in pain. CTG turns and LDW grabs him and hits a chokeslam, cover gets two. How can he kick out. LDW grabs CTG’s legs and rolls him over in the Walls of Jericho. CTG screams in agony, but won’t tap. CTG drags himself to the ropes, from his position LDW can see MHJ and the rest of the establishment. CTG is almost at the ropes, MHJ and the Establishment scream MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, LDW pulls CTG back to the center of the ring, and reapplies the move. CTG is in agony. Realizing that he will never make it to the ropes, CTG begins trying to power out of the move. By now he has been trapped in the move for several minutes. CTG gives it his all powering out of it, sweat is pouring off his face, his face twisted in a macabre mask of pain and agony. CTG almost has the move reversed, he is about to power out of it when LDW stops it and sinks back down, locking the move in. After a few seconds CTG has no choice, he is forced to tap so he can fight another day. What an upset!
WINNER by submission in 21:09 LD Williams
LD Williams is congratulated by the Establishment as he makes his way to the back, everyone except MHJ who just eyes him warily.
CTG passes and locks eyes with MHJ. Jack glares at him and grins, the two exchange threats and CTG winces in pain as he makes it to the back and collapses.
Hardbody Harris & GimmickMan vs. Microplay & Endo
The #1 and #2 FACES IN THE OOWF start off hot using a surprising amount of precision tag work to keep micro and endo off balance. The heels suffer from an apparent lack of communication and the fans are eating it up. Micro baits HH to chase him out of the ring, when he does Endo tries to clothesline HH, HH ducks and turns to attack endo, allowing micro to attack HH from behind. Micro slams HH into the post splitting his head open. They leave HH outside and endo and GM square off inside the ring. Gimmick thwarts endo for awhile until endo surprises GM with a wicked pair of uppercuts. With GM dazed, HH tries to get back to the apron, Endo knocks him off sending HH crashing into the guard rail. Mirco comes in and chokes GM and drops him with a brutal back suplex. Things are looking bleak for the faces. Endo comes back inand hits a chokeslam on GM. Micro climbs the ropes for a flying elbow. At the last second HH reaches in and pulls his partner out of the ring to safety. Micro crashes to the mat in obvious pain. HH and GM slide back in and the chaos begins! HH squares off with endo while GM beats on micro, mounting him and raining shots to his forehead. HH sets up endo for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER, but endo reverses it and throws HH over the top rope. Endo then storms across the ring and kicks GM off of Micro. Endo chokeslams GM and the heels set up for the finish. Micro holds GM while Endo hits the ropes for a boot to the face. Of course GM moves and endo kicks Micro right in the face. Endo stands there dazed, HH slides back in and catches endo with a TO BE EDITED IN LATER at the same time GM hits the SPARTAN PLUNGE on micro DOUBLE PIN! 1,2,3!!!!
WINNERS in 16:51 Hardbody Harris & GimmickMan
GimmickMan and Hardbody hightail it from the ring as Endo and Micro are livid. The TOP 2 FACES IN THE OOWF celebrate then escape through the crowd since it would be suicide to try and pass by the Establishment.
MAIN EVENT TIME
Eco “Ok this one is a bit different, I hope both sides freakin kill each other cause I can’t stand any of ‘em. Boys lets sit back and enjoy this.”
The Beast & The Dragons vs. UnderDawg, Viper and Corax
Beast and Ud square off first, lots o’ big man action as both exchange clotheslines and alternating power moves with neither gaining any kind of advantage. Finally UD tags in Viper and Beast tags in SD. Speed vs speed. Both men are off the ropes both hit clotheslines, both spring to their feet. They go back and forth exchanging suplexes and reversals and more reversals, its OMG workrate at its best! SD ends that with a brutal clothesline and a tag to Blackdragon. BD hits a series of german suplexes on C and goes for the pin, he gets one. Corax makes the save. In the confusion BD makes the tag to beast and Viper tags Corax. Corax stuns beast with a kick to the mouth. The Ministry takes turns working over the Beast, hitting all they can think of, but it is not enough to get the pin. Finally Beast reverses an Underdawg Last Ride into a frankensteiner (!) and makes the hot tag to Soul Dragon All six men fill the ring and they brawl for a few minutes. At the fifteen minute mark people start hitting their finishers. Corax takes out SD with shining wizard. SD takes out Viper with a superkick, UD takes out BD with a chokeslam, Beast then knocks UD over the top rope with a big boot leaving only Corax and Beast. Corax climbs the ropes and tries a flying shining wizard. Beast simply sidestems the move and Corax crashes to the mat. As Corax tries to get up, Beast measures him, as Corax gets to his feet, Beast nails him with the Giant Club of Death. Corax falls, Beast covers and gets three!
WINNERS in 25:05 The Beast & The Dragons
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All the members of the ministry come out to the top of the stage and relax on a bunch of overstuffed comfy couches. Eco has the mic:
E: “Ok, this seemed to work pretty well last time so we are going to do it again. There are no matches set, I am going to decide what I want to do as we go.
Our first match features ‘local enhancement tal….what the hell?’ Ah yes, local jobber “the Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard. And just to be clear, the only reason the Love Machine got a match is because his dad, Jedidiah Hecubus Woodard provided this furniture for us from his Antique Furniture and Live Bait shop, <to MHJ> are they serious?
“Ok whatever, Love Machine get out here. Your opponent tonight is the newcomer, Mark Vander
Mark Vander vs “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard
Typical squash opener, MV dominates the early part of the match. The only offense BWW gets in is when MV misses a splash in the corner. BWW celebrates his moment on top by standing above MV and gyrating his hips. One low blow by MV puts an end to that. MV nearly breaks BWW’s neck with a Clothesline from Corporate Hell. Match ends when MV hits a top rope Dragon Suplex.
WINNER in 4:28 Mark Vander
After the match Vander’s management team announces that they are happy that their client Mark Vander just won the prestigious North Carolina RidgeRunner World Title by defeating the tenacious and deadly “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard. Vander looks confused.
After the ring clears Niles Anderson makes his way to the ring, he has a mic (here we go again, TONIGHT LIVE ON OOWF – EVERYONE TALKS!)
NA- “Grunt, it is obvious to everyone here that you are less than a perfect specimen. Sure you are big, and you are mean, but that little brain of yours keeps you from being 100PM. <Grunt gets off the couches and glares at NA> Now, I know you are used to hiding behind your establishment running buddies, and my beef is not with the rest of them. But Grunt, you showed a lack of class by pinning me after my “partner” Soul Dragon deserted me last week. A truly refined gentlemen would have allowed me to regain my composure and resume the match. Instead you attacked me from behind and got a cheap win. Now the rest of you Establishment gentlemen, please allow me to exact a measure of revenge on Grunt, allow me to teach him the ways of a truly refined specimen, and then, gentlemen, our paths shall never cross again.”
Eco and the rest of the establishment look at Grunt questioningly. Grunt springs up and charges to the ring.
Niles Anderson vs. Grunt
Grunt gets the early advantage with a ton of power moves, clubbing shots and chokes. A massive clothesline sends NA out of the ring where he takes time to regroup. Niles taunts Grunt, and when Grunt chases him around the ring, Niles gets in the ring first and attacks the incoming Grunt. Niles keeps the big man grounded working on a more “refined” set of moves, including chinlocks, armbars, side headlocks, and various leg and arm based submission moves. After a few minutes of this, Grunt powers up and goes on the attack again, catching NA with a boot to the mouth, Grunt sends NA to the corner and sets up for the splash, NA moves at the last second, after Grunt crashes into the corner NA goes behind Grunt, low blows him, and rolls him up, grabbing his tights, AND putting both feet on the ropes for leverage and gets a three count.
WINNER at…..
Eco” no, no, no. Not like that. Look Anderson, we here in the Establishment are honorable gentlemen. We held up our end of the bargain and stayed out of the match. Now, had you pinned our dear Grunt cleanly, we would not have protested. But seeing how you used every illegal move in the book we are going to voice our concern.
<the entire Establishment rises and heads to the ring stopping at the bottom of the ramp>
E “now Anderson, the way I see it you have two choices, we can call this match a no contest. <Anderson protests saying he got the three count> or we can restart the match and you can take your chances against Grunt again. <Anderson turns around and sees a very angry Grunt ready to tear Niles in half>
Anderson grabs a mic
NA “You know, I am pretty certain the time limit ran out before the ref counted three. The way I see it that would make this a draw. No harm no foul, right big guy? Lets all live to fight another day.”
Anderson drops the mic and leaves the ring passing by the Establishment without incident. The Establishment returns to their places at the top of the stage.
NO CONTEST at 7:21
Canadian Dragon is out, and he, naturally has something to say.
CD “I see eco, you have booked my “partner” Eric O’Mac in a match later tonight, which is just as well, if we teamed up, he would probably just do something to cost me the match anyway. So Eco, what do you have for me, a shot at CTG’s IC title? Or what I REALLY deserve, a shot at Microplay’s World Title, Right?”
Eco ”well, not really. I don’t think you are ready for all that just yet. I have high hopes for you one day, but a wise man once said, the journey of a thousand miles begins but with a single step <the rest of the establishment looks at eco and shakes their heads>
“So tonight, you are in a tag match, with a young superstar in Smark <Smark suddenly appears in the ring, although no one ever really saw how he got there>, against myself and…..Moosehead Jack
Canadian Dragon & Smark vs. Ecosystem & Moosehead Jack
Eco and MHJ storm the ring, the match is pretty one sided to start, MHJ pummels Smark into a pile of nothing in the corner, while Eco and CD exchange suplex reversals in the middle of the ring. CD comes out on top and nails a belly to belly over the top release suplex. Before he can celebrate too much MHJ kicks him in the mid section and drops him with a DDT. This prompts Smark to try and make the save by attacking MHJ. MHJ is pissed and the two tumble outside the ring. Inside Eco works over CD with a series of suplexes and high flying clotheslines. The action inside the ring is surprisingly fast paced and even. Both men exchange the upperhand several times. Outside the ring it is a different story. Smark angers MHJ more by not selling his moves and criticizing their execution. After a piledriver through the announce table one ringside fan hears Smark tell MHJ “that was OK, but you didn’t make it seem like you were breaking my neck, its called workrate, jesus, do I have to get Benoit out here?” MHJ is livid, he grabs a chair and slams it across Smark’s face. Smark is supposed to blade here, but once again he questions MHJ’s chairshot ability. MHJ goes into the crowd grabs a pocket knife from a local fan and blades Smark himself. MHJ “Now THAT’S how you pop a vein!” Smark is bleeding ridiculous amounts of blood, with an evil grin MHJ picks up the dazed Smark and airplane spins him on top of the other announce table spraying Smark’s blood into the first seven rows. After a minute of this, MHJ gets dizzy and both men fall off the table. Back inside the ring, where the action is less comical and more workrate intensive, Eco goes for the inverted twist of fate, CD powers out of that, reverses behind eco, spins eco, kick to the midsection and pulls off a sick Tiger Driver. Eco is out. CD springs off the ropes with a dragonsault, the ref counts three and we have a winner, well winners.
WINNERS Canadian Dragon & Smark in 9:59
Outside the ring, MHJ gets in some brutal parting shots on a sickeningly bloody Smark, including a heart punch and a a piledriver onto the concrete floor. MHJ is covered in blood, but for a change it is not his own. MHJ pulls Eco from the ring and they make their way back to the top of the ramp. CD leaves the ring to check on his partner, when he sees him he jumps in horror backs away, then runs to the back. Medics come out and cart Smark off on a stretcher.
Eco “Ahhh, God, my neck, ugh. Ok next match, ahh ouch, um Brad Smoley, versus Blade in a No DQ match. Agggh jesus that hurts”
Blade w/Ayaka vs Brad “The Biscuit” Smoley no DQ match
Blade dominates this match taunting Smoley and slapping his face everytime he charged. After a few minutes of this, Blade just turns and superkicks Smoley in the mouth. Blade spends the next five minutes mixing lucha and martial arts moves to humiliate and torture Smoley. Smoley finally gets the upperhand when he reverses a whip to the corner, Blade goes into the corner and climbs the turnbuckles and springs off with a cross bodyblock. Smoley ducks, or rather falls, and Blade crashes to the mat. Smoley slides out of the ring and grabs his whiskey bottle and comes back in. Smoley threatens Blade with the whiskey bottle, backing him into the corner. With Smoley focused on Blade, Ayaka comes in and slams Smoley across the back with the baseball bat. The force sends Smoley forward, Blade superkicks Smoley again sending the whiskey bottle shattering into his face, and knocking him cold. Blade covers for the easy three count.
WINNER in 9:32 Blade
After the match Blade is walking to the back and the Establishment congratulates him on beating Smoley, handshakes and pats on the back from all. Blade looks at them like they are crazy and makes his way to the back. In the ring, Smoley is dead, so UD and Viper make their way to the ring to collect their fallen partner. On the way back they stop to exchange unpleasantness with the Establishment.
Eco looks around for Morte and LI
“You guys ready? Good, head to the ring.”
Morte & LI vs. Outback Jack & GatorBait
This one is a wild brawl to start. The referee never actually gains control so you can’t really say he ever lost it. Morte and OBJ square off outside the ring, OBJ nails Morte with a boomerang and locks on cross face. Inside GB works over LI, both men scale the ropes battling it out, somehow GB reverses a suplex and hits a top rope chomp. LI is dead, but before GB can make any kind of a cover, he notices that Morte has escaped from the cross face, and nailed his partner with a chair. Before Gb can leave the ring, Morte drives OBJ through a table (they just keep showing up) with a led drop from the apron. With OBJ and LI out of it, Morte and GB square off outside the ring. Both men pick up various weapons and wail on each other. By now LI and OBJ have regained their senses. All four men are back in the ring. The referee has no chance of maintaining any kind of order. All four men brawl, use chairs, chains, and whatever is handy. After several minutes of brawling, with blood flowing freely, the referee finally calls for the bell. It takes officials from the back, and the Establishment’s involvement to pull the four men apart. Morte and LI are screaming about something, finally Eco gets on the mic.
“Whoa whoa whoa! Damn! Had you guys showed these kind of balls against Hellion and Corax you two would be champs and not those idiot Dragons. I’ll tell you what, since you two want more of each other, how bout at either the next house show or PPV, we have Morte & LI vs. Outback Jack & GatorBait steel cage match! You want anymore stips added to it, you just let me know before the match.
Both teams seem happy with that, the ring clears.
WINNERS – No Contest in 15:04
After a brief intermission, the Establishment is back on their couches at the top of the ramp and Johnny Adrenaline is in the ring with, what else, a mic.
JA- “Ok North Carolina, can you smell it? That’s the smell of defeat, and the stank is coming from that loser Concrete TG. Tonight is my night to return to glory. Tonight is my night to regain MY intercontinental title. Tonight, in Climax North Carolina I get my one hour Iron Man Match against that crippled up fool CTG. Lets go Eco, bring him out here!”
Eco “Um, hold on a sec Johnny. See that hour long Iron man match can’t happen tonight.”
JA “What? Why the hell not, you agreed, hell Moose agreed its set! I deserve it….”
Eco “you will get your match, don’t you worry, but see there are two problems tonight. One, someone beat you to a match against CTG, but we’ll get to that later, dontcha just love suspense? And the other thing is this, see we still got four matches left, and we only leased the building for another two hours, so you see there is just no way we can have one match take up a whole hour. We already have that time reserved for the PPV.”
JA “Eco, well, ok, I mean that’s some bullshit, but as long as I get to face some jobber I guess its no harm no foul. So who’s it gonna be, Love Machine under a mask? I mean, um El Gran Sexo Machino or something right?”
Eco “well, not exactly that either. See, you saw earlier that we had Canadian Dragon team with Smark, breaking up his normal team with Eric O’Mac, by the way, do you have any word on Smark?”
JA “What? No, I think he bled to death or something, talking about how wrestling wasn’t supposed to be real or something, anyway, yeah Canadian Dragon, right, what’s your point?”
Eco “well I had to split that team up so I could make this match. Johnny, tonight you will be facing, Eric O’Mac”
JA “WHAT! He’s not a jobber! Well, I mean he IS compared to me, but you know, this isn’t FAIR!”
Johnny Adrenaline vs. Eric O’Mac
EOM starts off by surprising JA with a series of reversals. Everything JA tries backfires. JA starts getting frustrated, the crowd chants “Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick!” JA bails to argue with the fans and regain his composure. Outside EOM tries a suicide dive but eats the floor a la Lita. He looks dead, naturally JA takes advantage of this. Sending EOM into the post and the steel railing. JA rolls him back into the ring and goes to work on EOM’s neck with a series of snap suplexes and clotheslines. JA nails a perfect delay superplex and covers for two. JA regains control after JA tries another superplex but EOm is able to reverse it into a wicked top rope neckbreaker. Both men are down, EOM climbs the ropes and hits a frog slash, the ref counts three but then sees that JA’s foot was on the ropes. EOM’s celebration turns to pain as JA nails him in the back of the head with an elbow. JA drops EOM with a Russian leg sweep. Thinking it is over, he sets up EOM for the Adrenaline Rush, but EOM reverses it and nails a brutal Canadian Destroyer. Another cover, 1,2,3! NO! JA got his foot on the ropes again! EOM picks up JA and slams him near the ropes, EOm jumps to the top rope setting up for a moonsault, JA is up and shakes the ropes knocking EOM off balance. EOM gets crotched. JA scales the ropes, grabs EOM and brutalizes him with a ridiculous reverse top rope brainbuster. EOM doesn’t move, the ref counts three. An exhausted JA collapses to the mat in joy and pain.
WINNER in 17:58 Johnny Adrenaline
The ring clears and JA makes his way to the back, on his way up the ramp, his friend and partner LD Williams heads to the ring with a huge grin. Johnny looks confused and pauses at the top with the Establishment.
Eco makes the announcement. “Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match is a non-title match. In the ring already, LD Williams. His opponent, who will be stripped of his title if he does not come out here for his match, Concrete TG!”
JA is pissed. He glares at eco and LD Williams and stomps off to the back.
LD Williams vs. Concrete TG Non Title Match
It is obvious that CTG is not 100%, he tries to start off the match quick, hoping for a quick victory. LDW stops his momentum by reversing a whip to the ropes and hitting a stunner followed by a swinging neckbreaker. LDW keeps up the attack dragging CTG out of the ring and slamming his back into the post and powerslamming him onto the concrete floor. LDW keeps up the attack on CTG’s back using a wicked sidewalk slam on a chair that the referee didn’t see to keep CTG from rallying. CTG regains the advantage by sidestemmping a charging LDW. LDW slams into the corner and collapses in a heap. CTG, his strength waning, tries to soften up LDW for a finish. CTG goes behind and musters the strength for a tiger suplex, but can only get a two count. CTG pulls LDW up and locks on the octopus wrenching on the move trying to get a submission, to his credit, LDW refuses to give up finally making it to the ropes and forcing the break. LDW is recovering, CTG is on one knee trying to get to his feet. LDW approaches, CTG kicks him and goes for the powerbomb, he gets LDW up, but before he can finish the move, his back gives out. LDW falls to the mat, CTG screams in pain. CTG turns and LDW grabs him and hits a chokeslam, cover gets two. How can he kick out. LDW grabs CTG’s legs and rolls him over in the Walls of Jericho. CTG screams in agony, but won’t tap. CTG drags himself to the ropes, from his position LDW can see MHJ and the rest of the establishment. CTG is almost at the ropes, MHJ and the Establishment scream MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, LDW pulls CTG back to the center of the ring, and reapplies the move. CTG is in agony. Realizing that he will never make it to the ropes, CTG begins trying to power out of the move. By now he has been trapped in the move for several minutes. CTG gives it his all powering out of it, sweat is pouring off his face, his face twisted in a macabre mask of pain and agony. CTG almost has the move reversed, he is about to power out of it when LDW stops it and sinks back down, locking the move in. After a few seconds CTG has no choice, he is forced to tap so he can fight another day. What an upset!
WINNER by submission in 21:09 LD Williams
LD Williams is congratulated by the Establishment as he makes his way to the back, everyone except MHJ who just eyes him warily.
CTG passes and locks eyes with MHJ. Jack glares at him and grins, the two exchange threats and CTG winces in pain as he makes it to the back and collapses.
Hardbody Harris & GimmickMan vs. Microplay & Endo
The #1 and #2 FACES IN THE OOWF start off hot using a surprising amount of precision tag work to keep micro and endo off balance. The heels suffer from an apparent lack of communication and the fans are eating it up. Micro baits HH to chase him out of the ring, when he does Endo tries to clothesline HH, HH ducks and turns to attack endo, allowing micro to attack HH from behind. Micro slams HH into the post splitting his head open. They leave HH outside and endo and GM square off inside the ring. Gimmick thwarts endo for awhile until endo surprises GM with a wicked pair of uppercuts. With GM dazed, HH tries to get back to the apron, Endo knocks him off sending HH crashing into the guard rail. Mirco comes in and chokes GM and drops him with a brutal back suplex. Things are looking bleak for the faces. Endo comes back inand hits a chokeslam on GM. Micro climbs the ropes for a flying elbow. At the last second HH reaches in and pulls his partner out of the ring to safety. Micro crashes to the mat in obvious pain. HH and GM slide back in and the chaos begins! HH squares off with endo while GM beats on micro, mounting him and raining shots to his forehead. HH sets up endo for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER, but endo reverses it and throws HH over the top rope. Endo then storms across the ring and kicks GM off of Micro. Endo chokeslams GM and the heels set up for the finish. Micro holds GM while Endo hits the ropes for a boot to the face. Of course GM moves and endo kicks Micro right in the face. Endo stands there dazed, HH slides back in and catches endo with a TO BE EDITED IN LATER at the same time GM hits the SPARTAN PLUNGE on micro DOUBLE PIN! 1,2,3!!!!
WINNERS in 16:51 Hardbody Harris & GimmickMan
GimmickMan and Hardbody hightail it from the ring as Endo and Micro are livid. The TOP 2 FACES IN THE OOWF celebrate then escape through the crowd since it would be suicide to try and pass by the Establishment.
MAIN EVENT TIME
Eco “Ok this one is a bit different, I hope both sides freakin kill each other cause I can’t stand any of ‘em. Boys lets sit back and enjoy this.”
The Beast & The Dragons vs. UnderDawg, Viper and Corax
Beast and Ud square off first, lots o’ big man action as both exchange clotheslines and alternating power moves with neither gaining any kind of advantage. Finally UD tags in Viper and Beast tags in SD. Speed vs speed. Both men are off the ropes both hit clotheslines, both spring to their feet. They go back and forth exchanging suplexes and reversals and more reversals, its OMG workrate at its best! SD ends that with a brutal clothesline and a tag to Blackdragon. BD hits a series of german suplexes on C and goes for the pin, he gets one. Corax makes the save. In the confusion BD makes the tag to beast and Viper tags Corax. Corax stuns beast with a kick to the mouth. The Ministry takes turns working over the Beast, hitting all they can think of, but it is not enough to get the pin. Finally Beast reverses an Underdawg Last Ride into a frankensteiner (!) and makes the hot tag to Soul Dragon All six men fill the ring and they brawl for a few minutes. At the fifteen minute mark people start hitting their finishers. Corax takes out SD with shining wizard. SD takes out Viper with a superkick, UD takes out BD with a chokeslam, Beast then knocks UD over the top rope with a big boot leaving only Corax and Beast. Corax climbs the ropes and tries a flying shining wizard. Beast simply sidestems the move and Corax crashes to the mat. As Corax tries to get up, Beast measures him, as Corax gets to his feet, Beast nails him with the Giant Club of Death. Corax falls, Beast covers and gets three!
WINNERS in 25:05 The Beast & The Dragons
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