Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 5, 2008 13:52:58 GMT -5
Name: Mikey Styner
Weight: 463 lbs.
Height: 6'2"
Face/Heel/Neutral: Heel
Build: Obese...very obese
Physical Description: He's very large, but not height wise as much as length wise. His attire is reminicent of Bret Hart...right down almost to the size (not appearance though. Think of Owen Hart ala High Energy with Koko B. Ware). He's also bald and has one of those chin strip goatees.
Entrance Music: "Make you High"-Cypress Hill
Finisher and Description of Finisher: The Chest Compressor, a finisher he created almost on accident when he lost his footing while running the ropes, slipped, and landed on his opponent's chest ass first. Needless to say, it hurt like hell, so it stuck.
Style: Garbage brawler, knows basic moves and can do a dropkick every so often.
New Stuff:
Personality: Styner started off his career as dumb (really dumb) muscle before joining a group called the tPs and inexplicably becoming Cuban. Before being hired, Styner didn't, and still doesn't, WATCH wrestling, and only seems to wrestle when he needs money or is forced into it by promoters to pay off debts.
History: From Wyoming, Styner started off his career as "The Phyro Rayvn" in the Defiant Wrestling Federation (who will not get their address listed here) when he became strapped for cash and the fed was strapped for talent. After debuting as a baby & midget eating idiot (I kid you not), Styner got fed up and called up some friends who had very little wrestling experience to form the tPs (This Place Sucks). The group drew huge ratings and gained massive political power before being fired three weeks after their debut (apparently, attacking and destroying EVERYone on a single card was frowned upon).
Styner lingered for awhile before finding a home in the AGW (Anything Goes Wrestling, which has actually been a big fed since 1997) as a commentator. He was fired very quickly for showing up to cards too intoxicated to speak. He did come back briefly for the annual AGW vs. The World mega-tournament (the biggest E-Fed tourney around) and won their 2004 Tag Tourney with his partner Vin Grahf, the World's Least Charasmatic man.
After Grahf died due to a combination of Face AIDs and being hit by a truck of sharks (he's my guy, I'll kill him how I want ), Styner lingered before accidentally crushing a wrestling prospect said to have possessed the technical skills of a Benoit, the charisma of a Rock, and the high-flying of an AJ Styles. The wrestler's agent, on his way to an OOWF audition, decided to pass of the humungous Styner as his protege instead, and the rest is history...
Weight: 463 lbs.
Height: 6'2"
Face/Heel/Neutral: Heel
Build: Obese...very obese
Physical Description: He's very large, but not height wise as much as length wise. His attire is reminicent of Bret Hart...right down almost to the size (not appearance though. Think of Owen Hart ala High Energy with Koko B. Ware). He's also bald and has one of those chin strip goatees.
Entrance Music: "Make you High"-Cypress Hill
Finisher and Description of Finisher: The Chest Compressor, a finisher he created almost on accident when he lost his footing while running the ropes, slipped, and landed on his opponent's chest ass first. Needless to say, it hurt like hell, so it stuck.
Style: Garbage brawler, knows basic moves and can do a dropkick every so often.
New Stuff:
Personality: Styner started off his career as dumb (really dumb) muscle before joining a group called the tPs and inexplicably becoming Cuban. Before being hired, Styner didn't, and still doesn't, WATCH wrestling, and only seems to wrestle when he needs money or is forced into it by promoters to pay off debts.
History: From Wyoming, Styner started off his career as "The Phyro Rayvn" in the Defiant Wrestling Federation (who will not get their address listed here) when he became strapped for cash and the fed was strapped for talent. After debuting as a baby & midget eating idiot (I kid you not), Styner got fed up and called up some friends who had very little wrestling experience to form the tPs (This Place Sucks). The group drew huge ratings and gained massive political power before being fired three weeks after their debut (apparently, attacking and destroying EVERYone on a single card was frowned upon).
Styner lingered for awhile before finding a home in the AGW (Anything Goes Wrestling, which has actually been a big fed since 1997) as a commentator. He was fired very quickly for showing up to cards too intoxicated to speak. He did come back briefly for the annual AGW vs. The World mega-tournament (the biggest E-Fed tourney around) and won their 2004 Tag Tourney with his partner Vin Grahf, the World's Least Charasmatic man.
After Grahf died due to a combination of Face AIDs and being hit by a truck of sharks (he's my guy, I'll kill him how I want ), Styner lingered before accidentally crushing a wrestling prospect said to have possessed the technical skills of a Benoit, the charisma of a Rock, and the high-flying of an AJ Styles. The wrestler's agent, on his way to an OOWF audition, decided to pass of the humungous Styner as his protege instead, and the rest is history...