OOWF Holiday Hell Lineup & PPV 12-08-04

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OOWF Holiday Havoc PPV (ok that title is kinda weak, but I couldn't thik of another one at the moment.) LINEUP:

I am trying to tie up any loose ends before we move on, this is the projected lineup so far

1. Viper v. UnderDawg v. Microplay Triple Threat Inferno Casket Match for the OOWF Title
2. Johnny Adrenaline v. Concrete TG - 1 Hour Iron Man Match for the OOWF Intercontinental Title
3. Moosehead Jack v. LD Williams v. Attitude Adjuster - 3 Way Dance for the #1 Contender to the IC Title
4. Outback Jack & GatorBait v. Morte & LI - Blue Steel Cage Match
5. Grunt v. Niles Anderson - stips TBA
6. Blackdragon v. Corax - No DQ Weapons Match
7. Ecosystem v. Canadian Dragon
8. Gimmickman v. Endo
9. Blade w/Ayaka v. Eric O'Mac
10. Mark Vander v. Brad Smoley
11. Beast & Hardbody Harris v. Axe-Man & Smark

Ok this is subject to change, if anyone wants to add some sort of stips to their matches let me know. This should be up by tomorrow night sometime.

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(Ecosystem finds Microplay in the backstage area, and approaches him with an announcement)

Eco: Halla atch'ya, playa...!!

Micro: Shut the fuck up.

Eco: Now that ain't the way to talk to the GM of the OOWF, son, but nontheless, i've gotta major announcement to make...Come Holiday Havoc, You're gonna be facing Underdawg, and Viper, in a Triple threat Inferno casket match, for the OOWF title!!

Micro: a what...

Eco: That's right...and the winner of that match is gonna be the OOWF world heavyweight champion!! Now can you dig that, playa!!

Micro: Fuck this shit. Well, i don't care what kind of match it is, i'll still end up winning in the end...And in terms of those two?? Well, I don't care if he's a mod, or the leader of the Ministry of Dawgness, but The Underdawg is going down...And who in the hell is Viper?? Never fought him before...must be a jobber. They're both facing the OOWF champion, and they'd just better hope they get out of the match before i kick there asses.

(Microplay walks away from the GM)

(cameras fade)

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*Niles in the backstage looking at the listings for the matches*

Niles - good, it's all going according to plan. The Establishment is never going to forget The Specimen after Holiday Havoc.

*Niles walks away from the listings, laughing to himself. Fade to black*

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* The video screen lights up with the final minutes of the OO Backlash PPV Hardcore Sharpie on a Pole Match featuring Concrete TG and Attitude Adjuster. For those who don’t recall: “Concrete sensing he needs to try something big goes for an ax handle off the top, but AA hits a dropkick to Concrete's face instead. With Concrete down and out, AA writes "AA 4 Life" on Concrete for the victory at 22:28.”

Cut to “The Attitude Adjuster” Alan Capps, in the ring with a mic. Dressed in slacks, a fine dress shirt and dark sunglasses, Capps applauds slowly as he watches his victory over the current IC champion.

“Very nice, very nice. A fine piece of work, a brilliant victory, if I do say so myself. Since that victory, I’ve been around the world: Japan, Italy, Monte Carlo. Defeating the best every wrestling association has to offer. And now I’ve come back to America, back to the Online Onslaught Wrestling Federation, right here in your hometown! (fans cheer)

“Well, actually there are a lot better places to be (booooo), but this will do for now. Oh, shut up now! You people need me to raise your property values. Hell, by standing on your front porch (points to a man in the front row), I can triple your property value. Of course, that’s not saying much considering you probably live in a Winnebago.

“Look, I’m not here to anger you people. You have enough hidden anger inside. Go talk to your therapist about your mother or something, all right? I have more important issues to deal with. And first on my list in Concrete TG. Look here, Concrete, I don’t know how you won that IC title or why your opponents continue to lay at your feet for freak three counts. But they aren’t me, and I’ve already proven I can beat you.

“I flew into town in my chartered jet the other day, and the first thing I did was find the promoter here at OOWF. And I said, “Jack, I can make you a lot of money.” Because everywhere I go, I make promoters money. San Francisco, Toyko, Los Angeles, New York, Las Vegas BABY! They all come to see Double A. So I said, “Jack, you got yourself a winner here in Double A. You treat me right; I treat your right.” So he asks, AA, what do you want?”

“What do I want? I want a title, baby! I want a belt wrapped around my waist to make my picture even prettier than it already is. Look, all the women want to take pictures of me. I just figure a title belt would make it perfect. So I think to myself, “Double A, what title do you want?” And I look over in the far corner of the building, a broken man, Concrete TG. I figure since I started the job a few months back, I’m going to finish the job. As a bonus, I get the IC belt.

“So Jack, I accept your warm-up match against Moosehead Jack and LD Williams. I understand that you can’t put the belt around my waist the first night out. Gotta get the crowd excited about ole’ Double A. But once I get my title shot, get my 1-2-3, put that belt around my waist, I tell you folks we’re gonna party ALLLLL NIGHT LONG!”

*Looks seriously into the camera *

“Moosehead, LD. It’s time to sac up and fight the big man now, baby. I’m changing the OOWF…Right Here, Right Now!

*Van Halen’s “Right Here, Right Now” blares from the speakers as AA walks confidently back up the ramp.

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*Endo hears the news and sees the card*
Oh sweet, I get to fight GimmickMan. But that Hardbody Harris pansy took the thousand dollar belt and replaced it with suspenders. Dammit. Hmm.... maybe I can take the belt from Hardbody and use it to beat the snot out of GimmickMan and then take GimmickMan's suspenders and then his pants will fall down so he'll have to leave the arena in shame and then no one can stop me from helping Microplay win that indian triple inferno casket match of death. And then we can kick dogs away from small children and life will be good. Yes.

But first, I gotta beat GimmickMan and take his suspenders...

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CTG looks at the card and nods to himself)

My match went from a 30 min IronMan to an hour Ironman match.....

I would think this would placate Johnny, but I bet he's still bitching about it.

but that's okay. I'm ready for this challenge, I've got to put in one hour of intensity, focus, determination, courage, hope, strength, and willpowerto make sure this prize stays mine.

(pats the IC title and speaks to it)

I am the Gibraltar that they facten to you.... this Concrete don't crack.

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"Camera cuts to the back where MHJ is walking, he bumps into LDW, the two stare at each other, MHJ looks around behind LDW

LDW “what the hell are you looking for”
MHJ “your leash, Johnny usually keeps you on a pretty short leash, I am surprised he let you get this far from his side”
LDW steps real close to MHJ “you trying to be funny? You wanna throwdown right here?”"

AA watches the interaction through the miracle of Special Wrestling Television:

"Oh...my...gawd. My opponents are still walking around backstage in Climax, North Carolina. What is that?!? Are they still waiting for a taxi? Who left the homeless shelter door open and let these two escape?"

"I can't believe I came to such a podunk wrestling federation, have to wrestle these two walking fireplugs, just to take out Concrete once and for all. At least when I win the IC title it will class this joint up a bit."

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OOWF Holiday Hell PPV

Live! From Odd, West Virginia, LIVE from the Odd Arena and Nautical History Museum


Ecosystem vs. Canadian Dragon

The two start slow, feeling each other out. CD tries for the lockup but Eco just punches him in the face. The two brawl for a bit, Eco tosses CD out of the ring and goes for a suicide dive, CD moves and eco crashes to the floor. CD takes advantage of the mistake and rolls eco back in the ring. Back inside CD works on the neck applying different moves wrenching Eco’s neck. CD grapevines the legs and bridges back grabbing eco’s head pulling back eco nearly taps and endures the move for what seems like forever. Finally CD breaks the hold and sends eco into the ropes, CD puts his head down and Eco drops him with a DDT. Eco sends CD into the corner and follows with a clothesline, keeping him trapped in the corner; Eco climbs the ropes and pounds away at CD. Eco lets CD stagger out of the corner and follows with a bulldog, cover gets two. Eco allows CD to get back to his feet then takes him out with a spin kick. Eco climbs the ropes and nails a flying knee drop to CD’s face. CD writhes in agony; cover only gets a two, as CD is able to barely roll the shoulder. Eco gets frustrated and picks up CD and short clotheslines him back to the mat, he scales the ropes once again for a big splash, CD moves and Eco slams onto the mat. CD gets to his feet, locks on a mahistrol cradle and gets the three.
WINNER in 12:42 – Canadian Dragon

Grunt vs. Niles Anderson

The two stare at each other for a few seconds and are circling to lock up, just as they are about to lock up, Grunt turns to the ref, grabs him and nearly kills him with a choke slam. What the hell? Grunt smirks and leaves the ring.
WINNER by DQ in :54 Niles Anderson
Niles stands in the ring and looks confused as he watches Grunt make his way to the back. He yells at Grunt to come back and fight him! Stop being such a coward! Niles looks after the referee and helps him to his feet, then remembers that he is a heel, kicks the ref in the mid –section and DDT’s him.

Blackdragon vs. Corax – No DQ Last Man Standing Match

These two don’t wait for the bell as they tear into each other with sickening fury. The action stays in the ring for about a second, then spills outside. BD gets the upper hand with a stiff punch to the throat. He picks up a bottle and smashes it across C’s head. Before he can get and momentum, Corax drop toe holds him into the steel ring post, then follows that up by gouging BD’s head with a piece of broken glass. BD is bleeding already. BD escapes by low blowing Corax. Reaching under the ring he finds a cookie sheet. As Corax gets back to his feet, BD slams the sheet across Corax’s head repeatedly. Finally after enough shots the tray splits in half. BD hesitates for a second and slams the sheet down on Corax head again the sharp metal of the cookie sheet slices part of Corax mask open and leaves a large bloody gash in his head. BD goes behind Corax and dragon suplexes him through the Spanish announce table. BD steps aside for a moment and the ref starts counting Corax down, deciding that he doesn’t want to stop pummeling Corax for a full ten seconds, BD attacks again. The action spills into the crowd as the two brawl through the crowd to the back stage. Corax frees himself from BD by poking him in the eye, BD charges and Corax backdrops him onto the concrete floor. Corax picks up BD and DDT’s him on the floor with a sickening thud. After using various backstage items as a weapon, including a plunger, a steel chair, and several fluorescent light tubes, which Corax smashed across BD’s face and back, drawing a lot of blood, Corax tries to take the action back to the ring. BD stops Corax with a series of punches, grabs him by the throat and choke slams him into the pile of glass left from the light tubes. The fans, obviously forgetting what show they are at begin chanting ECW, ECW, ECW! BD picks up Corax, who has shards of glass sticking out of his back and throws him back out on the steel stage at the top of the ramp. BD picks up Corax and Dragon Suplexes him again, this time on the steel. BD pauses and heads to the back and comes back with…. a ladder? And not your garden-variety ladder, one of them 20-foot sumbitches. BD sets it up at the end of the stage and begins to climb. Corax gets to his feet and knocks BD off the ladder. He hits a quick stunner and begins climbing the ladder himself. BD quickly follows on the other side of the ladder, at the very top they slug it out, somehow both men are standing on the top of the ladder, the very top step, 20 feet above the stage, and 40 feet above the floor. BD unloads with a haymaker and Corax nearly falls off he manages to regain his balance at the last second and throws a stiff punch that catches BD right in the mouth. Now BD teeters on the ladder holding on with one hand. BD regains his balance. Summoning all his strength, Corax jumps and catches BD with a hurracarana!!!!! OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! They go crashing through tables and equipment and slam into the floor! The crowd goes silent for a moment, then erupts with a HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT chant. Replays show that BD might have turned it into a power bomb on the way down, but either way, as medics rush to check on both men, the ref makes a quick ten count and calls the match.
WINNER No Contest in 29:07

Blade w/Ayaka vs. Eric O’Mac – Best of three falls match

After medics clear the wrestlers, and workers clear the carnage and there is a brief pause and then this match starts. The action is fast paced and both men counter move after move. Blade slows the pace down a bit by catching EOM with a spine buster for a two count. Blade uses the ropes for leverage and chokes EOM, Whip to the rope and Blade catches EOM with a wicked super kick. Blade charges a stunned EOM, but EOM rolls him up with a Boston crab. Blade nearly taps, but with Ayaka’s help he makes it to the ropes. EOM hits rolling thunder, and a springboard leg drop for two. After a spin kick levels Blade, EOM hops to the top rope for a moonsault. On top, he is momentarily distracted by Ayaka. Blade takes the opportunity to shake the ropes, EOM drops crotching himself on the top turnbuckle. Blade jumps up, grabs EOM from behind and hits a reverse top rope neck breaker. EOM is out, Blade covers and gets the three count to go up 1-0 in! 3:27.
Blade keeps the attack going for the start of the second fall, using clotheslines and spinning neck breakers to work on what should be an EOM broken neck. Blade goes for a pile driver, but EOM powers out of it and kicks Blade in the mouth. Blade bails out of the ring and EOM hits a perfect plancha out of the ring. Outside, EOM catches Blade with a mini frog splash off of the ring steps, then for good measure throws the steps on Blade. EOM rolls back into the ring and waits on the refs count. At one point Ayaka turns and argues with the fans in the front row, so EOM baseball slides her in the back of the head knocking her down. Blade beats the ref’s count, but barely. EOM nails him with a dropkick to the mouth and climbs the ropes; he hits a perfect frog splash. The ref counts 1,2, but Ayaka recovers enough to grab Blades leg and drape it across the bottom rope. Ayaka jumps up to argue with the ref and slides Blade the bat. Blade gets to his feet and swings at EOM, EOM ducks and spin kicks Blade causing Blade to smack himself in the head with the bat. The bat goes flying, EOM kicks Ayaka off the apron and covers, the ref makes the three count and EOM evens the match at one fall apiece in 33:21.
Both men are to their feet for the final match, the action goes back and forth; neither man wants to make the fatal mistake. Blade whips EOM into the ropes but lowers his head too soon; EOM catches him with a Canadian Destroyer. EOM gets to his feet and climbs the ropes again, once again Ayaka distracts EOM for just a second, EOM jumps anyway attempting a 5 star frog splash, Blade moves at the last second and EOM slams against the mat. Blade gets to his feet and levels EOM with a spike DDT. EOM tries, but he can’t kick out, the ref counts three.
WINNER 2 falls to 1 in 45:08 Blade

GimmickMan vs. Endo

GimmickMan comes to the ring without the thousand-dollar belt, but wearing the nifty suspenders on doom. Endo seems somewhat transfixed on them. GM gets the early advantage and plays to the crowd taking advantage of his new status as the #2 FACE IN THE OOWF! GM taunts Endo a bit but every time he charges GM takes him down and applies some sort of amateur type submission move, it seems like GM is just taunting him. After one sequence GM jumps up to acknowledge the crowd, Endo also gets up and when GM turns around he eats a big boot to the face. Endo takes over slamming GM to the mat, he rips off GM’s suspenders o’ doom and whips him with them, then chokes GM with said suspenders. Finally the ref gets them away from Endo and tosses them into the corner. Endo sends GM to the ropes and catches him with a solo 3D, now Endo taunts the crowd, instead of going for a pin. Endo picks up GM going for a tombstone pile driver; GM wiggles free, and catches Endo in a reverse Spartan Plunge! OMG!! Micro hits the ring and tries to attack GM, GM catches him with a big back body drop, Micro lands right on the already prone Endo. Micro scurries to his feet and GM catches him with a Spartan Plunge, micro flops out of the ring. GM makes a move to go for the cover, then pauses and looks at the suspenders o’doom. Much to the crowds delight, GM grabs the suspenders and hog-ties a helpless Endo. Three seconds later the match is over, your hero GimmickMan has won.
WINNER in 7:50 Gimmickman

Hardbody Harris & Mark Vander vs. Axe-Man & Smark

HH and MV, an unlikely team, make their way to the ring. HH seems more impressed with MV’s managers than anything else. HH starts off against Axeman. HH takes his foe lightly and is able to hit a series of moves with ease. HH is toying with Axeman. Finally Axe stuns HH by reversing a whip into a dragon suplex, follows it with a snap suplex, and springs to the top for a moonsault, cover gets 2. Axe then locks in a tazzmission, MV hits the ring and makes a quick save. Would HH have tapped? HH eyes Axe then makes the tag to smark, Axe looks very confident and tags in Smark. Smark is still heavily bandaged and somewhat pale from that bloodletting he received from Moosehead Jack. Smark tries some offense, but MV easily reverses the moves. MMMV hits a series of snap suplexes, then picks Smark up in an airplane spin. MV spins a bit too long and gets dizzy, he staggers around the ring for a second, falls into Axeman knocking him off the apron, then falls into his corner where he makes the tag to HH. HH poses for the crowd for a second, waits for Smark to get up, kicks him in the mid section, then drops smark with a fame-asser, oops I mean a Hardbody-jumping-legdrop-type-move-that-is-similar-to-Billy-Gunns-but-somehow-different. The crowd goes crazy. HH waits, Smark gets up and HH hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER. Smark is done. For good measure HH knocks Axeman off the apron yet again and moves to make the cover. Mark Vander’s managers’ plea with HH to allow their client to make the cover, they shoot HH their best bedroom eyes and HH tags in MV. Vander picks up Smark, hits a tornado DDT and makes the cover, its academic.
WINNERS in 6:33 Hardbody Harris & Mark Vander

After the match, Vander’s management team grab the mic to announce the winner and new Champion, Mark Vander.
Vander looks confused
Mgmt: our records show that by beating Smark, you have now won the IWC World Heavyweight Championship! Couple that with your North Carolina State RidgeRunner World Title and certainly you are in line for an OOWF World Title shot.
HH laughs hysterically and leaves the ring; Vander just rolls his eyes and leaves the ring as well.

Outback Jack & GatorBait vs. Morte & LI – Blue Steel Cage Match

Only way to win is to escape. These two teams tear into each other. Within minutes OBJ, GB and LI are bloody messes. After over twenty minutes of non-stop action the teams are getting exhausted and looking for an escape. LI nails OBJ with a sick tajiri kick to the face. GB grabs morte and crushes him with a chomp, LI and GB head for the door, the two are wrestling and clawing at each other trying to make it out. The door opens several times; both men use the door as a weapon slamming it into each other’s faces. Inside Morte and OBJ climb the cage each trying taking shots at each other the whole way up. Finally, OBJ and Morte are both straddling the top of the cage exchanging shots trying to escape. Below, LI and GB are fiercely battling to get out the door. LI reaches into his tights and grabs something, its salt! He throws it into GB’s eyes and slides out the door. At the same time on top of the cage Morte and OBJ are fighting straddling the top of the cage, Morte uses a kick to the head to knock OBJ off the top and through the Italian announce table to the floor. One ref raises LI’s arm, the other reaches into the table carnage and raises OBJ’s arm. The two refs argue and huddle to watch the replay; the replays make it impossible to tell who touched the ground first. The fans are booing the ref’s, but the Ref’s have no choice but to call it a draw. Well this certainly did not settle a damn thing!
WINNERS – Draw at 32:19
GB helps OBJ to his feet, LI and Morte attack again, the two teams battle to the back. Along the way they throw chairs at each other and batter each other. It spills out into the parking lot LI and GB are battling on the hood of a car, GB gets the upper hand and nails a chomp on the car, and they crash through the windshield. Morte gets the upper hand on a battered OBJ, Morte slams OBJ onto the roof of a car, stands on the roof, jumps and hits a leg drop that sends both men crashing through the windshield. Finally OOWF officials and the Odd Riot Squad pull the four men apart.
Winners – Draw?

Beast vs. Brad Smoley

Beast waits in the ring, Smoley is nowhere to be found. Camera cuts to the back and shows Smoley out cold in a pool of blood. Eco comes out and says there HAS to be a match, and since Viper decided that he wanted to be a big dog and step up to the Establishment, his punishment would be to face Beast RIGHT NOW. Viper comes to the stage and complains that it isn’t fair; he has the match of his life later. Eco “either you get in there and fight Beast now, or you are suspended immediately.” Viper angrily heads to the ring, Beast attacks and mauls Viper, Viper has little offense in the match, Beast wins with the club o’ doom
WINNER in 2:15 Beast

Moosehead Jack vs. LD Williams vs. Attitude Adjuster – for IC Title #1 Contender Spot

ECW style rules, pin and you are out, until only one man is left. The three have no love for each other so they all take turns mauling each other. AA tries several times to escape to the outside, but either MHJ or LDW bring him back in. AA smashes MHJ’s face into the ring post drawing blood. As AA admires his handiwork, LDW wraps a chain around his fist and pummels AA’s face; soon he is wearing the crimson mask. MHJ rolls back into the ring and catches LDW coming back in, he DDT’s him and mounts LDW pounding on his forehead until the blood is flowing freely, screaming at him “Where’s Johnny Now?” AA comes in and kicks MHJ in the face; he tries for the cover on LDW but LDW powers out of it. MHJ rolls back into the ring with a chair and warps it across AA’s head. MHJ pile drives AA. LDW charges MHJ, Moose moves and LDW crashes into the corner, when he staggers backward MHJ heart punches LDW. Both men are down, but before he can make a cover Semaj B. runs in and kills MHJ with a chair shot. SB then picks up MHJ and DVD’s him onto the chair. SB drags AA’s arm across MHJ and jumps outside the ring the ref somehow didn’t see SB’s interference and counts three MHJ has been eliminated!
MHJ eliminated at 33:33.
SB pulls MHJ out of the ring and keeps pounding on MHJ. MHJ tries to defend himself but SB is like an animal. Finally Niles Anderson, Niles Anderson? makes the save hitting SB with a lead pipe, NA pick up SB and sidewalk slams him on the concrete floor. By now MHJ has caught his breath and the two take turns stomping on SB. Finally Concrete TG runs out with his sledgehammer and chases the two away. NA and MHJ pause at the top of the ramp and celebrate raising their arms in victory.
Back inside the ring, LDW and AA are battling back and forth. Both men are exhausted and trying to finish off their opponent. With the ref distracted by what is going on outside the ring, LDW ducks an AA clothesline, picks up a chair and kills AA, then locks on the STF for the submission. The ref didn’t see the chair shot because he was distracted by the action outside the ring. The ref turns around in time to see AA, who could not make it to the ring, tap out.
WINNER in 40:08 LD Williams

LD Williams collapses in the ring in celebration. On his way to the back he passes Johnny Adrenaline who is on the way to the ring for his match. The two kind of eye each other, but don’t say anything.

Concrete TG vs. Johnny Adrenaline 1-Hour Iron Man Match for the OOWF IC Title

JA starts fast battering CTG, capitalizing on CTG’s recent stay in the hospital. JA goes for the kill hitting a nasty cradle pile driver. CTG is able to roll the shoulder at 2 and avoid the pin. Finally after taking punishment for nearly ten minutes, CTG makes a comeback stunning JA with a punch to the mouth and following it up with an enzeguri for a two count. The action spills out of the ring where neither man is able to get the upper hand until JA catches a charging CTG and hotshots him across the steel guardrail. JA rolls back into the ring to catch his breath, the ref starts the count, CTG is able to slide under the ropes at 9 avoiding a count out loss, as he gets to his feet JA nails an Adrenaline Rush out of nowhere to capture the first fall.
JA gets the first pin fall at 25:01 with an Adrenaline Rush and leads 1-0

JA is grinning, as he finally has the upper hand on CTG. Adrenaline pushes the attack with kicks and another cradle pile driver. CTG kicks out of the pin, JA goes to the top for a cross body block but misses his. CTG recovers and sets up JA for a Boston Crab; CTG cannot turn the move, so he slingshots CTG into the corner. JA is dazed, CTG locks on the Scaffold, JA screams in pain and desperately looks for an escape, JA shifts his weight, rolls through, and gets a surprise three count
JA gets the second pin fall at 33:08 after reversing a scaffold into a pin and leads 2-0

JA taunts CTG telling him that the title is his, and CTG is his bitch. CTG gets mad and goes nuts; CTG sends JA into the ropes and catches him with a clothesline from hell that nearly takes his head off. CTG sets up JA and superplexes him, CTG rolls through the superplex and gets two. JA bails to catch his breath but CTG follows him out and rolls him right back in. Back inside Concrete whips JA into the corner and bulldogs him out, another cover gets two, CTG is doing everything to get a win. He sends JA into the corner again and charges for a shoulder block, Johnny moves and CTG crashes shoulder first into the post, JA grabs CTG rolls him up, grabs the tights and the ropes and JUST barely gets a three count.
JA gets the third pin fall in 41:19 using the ropes and tights in a rollup 3-0

JA gets cocky. CTG seems to have injured his shoulder. JA hammers away on his shoulder and world over the arm using arm wringers trying to get a submission. CTG refuses to give up. Adrenaline goes behind and applies a hammerlock; CTG escapes by climbing the ropes and flipping over JA’s head. When JA turns around, CTG kicks him in the mid section, and power bombs him, CTG rolls through the move and bridges, a stunned JA is easily counted down.
CTG gets his first pin after a power bomb and bridge at 44:27 JA leads 3-1

JA is quickly back to his feet and tries several pin combos but gets nothing. Now JA is getting frustrated. CTG reverses several pin combos and nearly gets a three count. CTG blocks a clothesline and turns it into a crucifix for two. Back to their feet, CTG grabs JA and gets a backslide for two. JA throws CTG over the top rope, CTG lands on the apron, when JA turns back around CTG sunset flips back inside and gets two. Johnny jumps up and tries to call for a time out, CTG comes from behind and rolls JA up for another two. Finally, Johnny dives under the bottom rope out of the ring to catch his breath and break CTG’s momentum. Outside, Johnny tosses a chair into the ring; CTG ignores it and comes after JA on the outside. The ref turns to throw the chair out of the ring, when CTG reaches between the ropes to bring JA in; JA creams him with a chair shot to the head. JA believes he got away with one, buuuuuut the ref had been throwing the chair out of the side of the ring facing the video screen, and saw the chair shot. The ref calls for the bell.
CTG wins by DQ at 49:01 JA leads 3-2

JA argues with the ref for a minute, then realizes that CTG has not moves. He picks up the limp CTG and hits a sweet slingshot suplex for the three count.

JA gets his fourth pin fall at 49:59 4-2 JA leads 4-2

JA realizes that he is only ten minutes away from winning the title, so he picks up the nearly unconscious CTG and throws him out of the ring. CTG hits the floor in a heap. The ref starts the count, JA relaxes in the corner. CTG makes it back at the nine count, JA throws him over the top rope again, the fans boo. CTG makes it inside the ring again, once again JA grabs him over the top rope, this time CTG skins the cat and gets back inside. JA charges, CTG avoids him and catches him when he rebounds with a sleeper. JA fights but will not go down. The time keep announces that there is five minutes remaining. CTG breaks the hold, and sends JA into the ropes; he drops JA with a big back body drop. When JA is down, CTG locks on the scaffold, JA reaches for the ropes, before he can grab them and force the break, CTG reverses the scaffold into a pinning combo, JA is so confused by the move that he has no chance to kick out, the ref counts three!
CTG gets his third pin fall at 59:02 JA leads 4-3

Johnny comes unglued, he jumps up to argue with the referee, CTG knows he has almost no time, he grabs JA and rolls him up from behind, grabs some tights and some rope and gets a three count just in time!
CTG gets his fourth pin fall tying the match at 59:59 4-4

Johnny is livid, dropping 2 falls in less than a minute, the ref talks with the announcer, who announces that there will be overtime; the first pin fall wins it all

After several minutes of back and for the action, both men being ultra careful not to make a mistake, JA nails a DDT, CTG is out, the match looks to be over. JA celebrates for a second, then picks up CTG and sets him up for an Adrenaline Rush. CTG frees himself and locks in the scaffold, JA tries to reverse it, CTG breaks, then reapplies it, JA tries another reversal, but can’t reverse it, he realizes he also can not reach the ropes after several minutes of agony, with CTG putting all of his strength into the move JA is forced to tap.
CTG wins 5 falls to 4 in 69:21
WINNER in 69:21 and Still OOWF IC Champion Concrete TG

CTG ducks out of the ring and the people in the front row embrace him as he celebrates his victory. Inside the ring Adrenaline is furious, he has a fit and screams at everyone in sight, Adrenaline has a total melt down.

Viper vs. UnderDawg v. Microplay Triple Threat Inferno Casket Match for the OOWF world title

At the top of the ramp, off to one side there is a flaming fire pit, to win the match, you have to put your opponent in one of the three caskets, and push it into the flames. It is obvious Viper is not 100% Micro targets him early, and UD is forced to save his Ministry running mate on more than one occasion. Since there are no pin falls the wrestlers just batter each other silly. Viper nails Micro with a sidewinder and UD grabs micro and they leave the ring. UD drags Micro to the top of the ramp where the caskets and fire pit wait. Micro frees himself from UD, grabs a chair and takes out UD with a shot to the head, UD falls off the stage, Viper stalks Micro and when he turns around he nails him with a chain wrapped Elbow of Death and dumps his limp body into the casket. He is pushing Micro towards the pit, and the victory and world title, when Beast comes out and clotheslines Viper, the casket falls and spills open, micro is able to escape. Viper and Beast battle to the back. UD gets back up on the stage grabs the recovering Micro and fireplug pile drives him. UD tosses him into the second casket. He is wheeling it toward the fire when Viper stumbles out of the back, a bloody mess and stumbles into the casket knocking it over and once again freeing Micro. UD and Viper stare at each other. Beast attacks Viper from behind, again, sending him crashing into UD, Viper and Beast brawl again, with UD stunned, Micro low blows UD and pushes him into the final remaining casket, slams the lid, and uses the last of his strength to push it off the stage into the fire pit. Viper sees what happened and stares in disbelief until Beast crushes him with another club o’ death.
WINNER in 29:22 and Still OOWF World Champion – Microplay

Camera focuses on the blazing pit and officials scurrying around it with fire extinguishers trying to douse the flames. As the camera fades to black we hear people yelling, where’s the body? He’s not there? What the fuc……..

[mooseheadjack]

Viper is in the locker room by himself, panting, and out of breath. Talks outloud to himself (so the cameras can hear)...

V: Hellion, still out hurt. Biscuit, taken out. Corax, taken to the hospital. The Big Dawg... where the fuck did he go? Shit, what the hell do I do now?

A beastly pounding erupts in the locker room door as the Beast breaks it down. Viper runs to the other door towards the parking lot as he yells, "fuuuuucckkk!"

[mooseheadjack]

[L.D. Williams is shown standing next to a locker room door. After a moment of deliberation with himself, he hesitantly knocks on the door and slowly peeks in.]

LDW: Johnny?

[Johnny Adrenaline is seen packing up his bag.]

LDW: Johnny, look, I know you're upset...

[Johnny turns around with his bag in hand and just stares at L.D. for a few seconds, then walks out the door as if he wasn't even there. L.D. gives chase.]

LDW: Johnny. Johnny!

[Johnny clears the double doors at the end of the hallway and L.D. gives up. A second cameraman picks up Johnny and follows him into the parking garage. Out of a dark corner, Moosehead Jack calmly approaches Johnny, but Adrenaline keeps walking. Moose calmly walks alongside him.]

MHJ: Well, well, if it isn't Johnny Adrenaline, the biggest coward in the OOWF. Adrenaline, great match. Phenomenal, a technical masterpiece. It's just too bad you lost it. Think about it, since you didn't really do anything to earn your rematch, like beat some people instead of whine and complain, now you're right back to the bottom, back to the start. And you'll never get your hands on that title again. Because while you may have the talent, you ain't got the balls. Trust me.

[Johnny doesn't even look at Moose and just keeps walking. Moose finally lets Johnny go, and Adrenaline gets to his car, throws his bag in, and speeds off.]

[mooseheadjack]

(Microplay, alongside 'Skeem' Gene Okerlund, in the interview area)

Skeem - Microplay, you've done it once again...You've survived yet another triple-threat match to successfully defend your OOWF world title. I must say, that's a tremendous feat...

Microplay - Gene, I've proved myself all along...There's no one in the entire OOWF that can beat me...NO ONE. I've beaten every single superstar in that locker room, and i've continued to do so since the beginning.

Skeem - That certainly seems to be the case, Micro, and you've indeed lived up to the challenge.

Microplay - Actually, i AM the challenge. I've survived 2 triple-threat matches against the best, and i've come out on top. There is no way anyone can stand a chance against the OOWF world heavyweight champion, and no one ever will...

(a battered Hardbody Harris appears behind Micro, as he turns to see)

Microplay - And what the hell do you want?? Shouldn't you be competing for the tag titles, since you can't win a title on your own??

Hardbody - You said you've beaten everyone in the OOWF?? Well you've NEVER beaten me, Micro...

(there is a stare-down between the champion and HH)

Microplay - So...You want a shot at my OOWF title, don't you?? Well, then, i guess i'll just have to beat you once and for all...

Hardbody - You think you can beat me for the title?? I suggest you prove it, Micro, because you're facing the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF!!

(Hardbody walks away from the OOWF champ., as Micro looks on in disappointment)

(cameras fade)

[mooseheadjack]

(CTG is still in the locker room, more than an hour after the PPV is over. He's already showered and changed clothes, but he's looking at the IC belt in curiosity).

CTG: You know, having that belt DOES change a guy..... when I won that title, I thought it would be something cool to show off. But it means a whole lot more, as it's something that I guess I guard and keep like some bizarre artifact.

Through all the beatings and beatdowns I've perservered, all the blood, sweat, and tears.... all the frustration and pain....

(nods to the belt)

you've made me stronger. Moose, Johnny - and any of the guys who have tried to take me down because of what I am or what I've got, I've survived all that.

And all that led to tonight, where those matches toughened me up for an hour of hell.

And I survived.

This is gonna sound screwy, but thanks, Moose, for making me tough.

Thanks to Semaj for having my back.

Thanks to the Dragons for joining my cause.

And thanks to Beast for showing me what tough really is.

(CTG pats the belt)

and you are what's making it possible.

(CTG shoulders the belt, gathers his big duffel and walks out the door.)

....that reminds me, I still gotta work on that team name.....

[mooseheadjack]

*Niles Anderson and Moosehead Jack are walking backstage together when Josh Matthews approaches the 2 of them*

JM - Moosehead, what is this deal you have with Niles here

*Niles grabs the mic from Josh*

Niles - let me handle this Moose. You see, I'm a man with a plan. I've been saying that since I've come to the OOWF. Preperation is the key to being 100%. Also looking out for ones future. Now you can ask what's going on, but I think it's perfectly clear to see that I just ensured my future as one of the greatest OOWF superstars going.

*hands the mic to MHJ*

MHJ - That's right. You see, The Specimen here is now the newest member of The Establishment. He's the hottest new commodity in OOWF and I plan to make sure he goes far. Semaj B. Concrete TG, LDW, and anyone else who has problems with The Establishment, your hands just got a whole lot fuller.

JM - don't you think the beatdown of Semaj B was bit unnecessary?

Niles - not as unneccesary as this.

*Niles kicks Josh Matthews in the midsection and gives him a Steed-D-T. Niles and MHJ walk away chuckling at what just went down. Camera focuses on Josh Matthews holding his stomach on the ground as it fades to black.*

[mooseheadjack]

Another camera catches up with MHJ and Niles in the parking garage,

NA- so give me the run down on the rest of the establishment, I know what to expect from you, but what about the rest of the guys.
MHJ – Don’t worry about them, they all have your back, you are in the Establishment now. Morte and LI are charging hard at those tag titles, those Dragon idiots are like the walking wounded, besides they are so preoccupied with those pretty boys Hellion and Corax that beating them should be a snap.
NA – What about Grunt and Eco?
MHJ – Grunt, well you know what Grunt can do, he is a monster, we are still working on him, but once he gets that mean streak going, he is gonna hurt people. And Eco and LJB are thrilled to have you aboard, you need anything, you just let LJB know he is the money man.
NA – what about that other thing we talked about?
MHJ – Don’t worry about that, just stick to the plan, you have to take care of Canadian Dragon first, shouldn’t be too hard
NA – and you?
MHJ – I have some business to take care of here first, I’ll catch up with you later.

NA gets into the car and pulls away, MHJ heads back to the building Scheme Gene catches up with him in the parking lot

SG – Moose, could I have a minute of your time?
MHJ – What the hell do you want?
SG – well it appears that you had the intercontinental title shot in your hands before Semaj B cost you the match, how do you feel.
MHJ – how do I fee…what kind of stupid question is that? How do I feel? I feel pissed, that’s how I feel.
SG – so what’s next the you and the Establishment?
MHJ – don’t worry about the Establishment’s business, as for me, let me tell you, I was three seconds away, THREE SECONDS AWAY from having that shot. Semaj B, you just signed your life away. You should have just stayed away, hidden under a rock like the piece of garbage you are. Word through the grapevine is that after CTG saved you from me and Niles, you hightailed it out of here and disappeared. Son, let me just warn you about one thing, do not mess with me. Do not toy with me, look back at my matches and my actions in the OOWF, learn from them. I have butchered people, I have bled people dry, I have sent people to the hospital. And why? No particular reason, just because I felt like it, I felt like screwing with people’s heads, disrupting their lives, hurting them. Now think about this Semaj, you are giving me reason, you are giving me a focus, you are giving me motivation to think of new ways to hurt you, is that what you want? Semaj, I have said this before to many people, you can beat me, you might get another three count on me, but you will never, ever get rid of me. I will get inside your mind, and I will ruin you from the inside out. Once the mind goes, the body is easy pickings.

Now, the next thing, Concrete TG, nice match, seriously. Of course everyone knew that Johnny Sac-less was gonna blow it. And even though we all knew it was gonna happen, it still took a miracle for you to beat him. You are lucky it was Johnny and not me in that ring, I would be holding that title right now. But as it stands, I will take what I can get from you, you want to challenge me to a Last Man Standing No Holds Barred Match? It is on. Be certain your affairs are in order, make sure your insurance is paid in full, kiss your family goodbye, I have been waiting for this moment. At the next PPV you better be ready for the beating of a lifetime. Concrete may not crack, but flesh will shred, bones will break, and blood will flow.

Trust me.

[mooseheadjack]

Camera man follows LD Williams down the halls of the Holiday INN in Odd, West Virginia.

LDW – I don’t know what to think about Johnny, I don’t know where he went, he won’t answer my calls, I am not sure what he is thinking right now, but we need to be on the same page, we have to stand united against everyone in OOWF

LDW opens his door and flicks on the lights, sitting in a recliner in the corner staring out the window is…..Moosehead Jack

LDW - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!
LDW moves into the middle of the room ready for a fight…
MHJ calmly turns the chair toward LDW – “we need to talk”

LDW – talk? Talk about what, what the hell do you want now.
MHJ – its real simple, Williams. I hold the key to you getting what you want, and when you get it I expect to be rewarded.
LDW – What the HELL are you talking about?
MHJ – See, you got your shot at CTG, you get your chance to wrestle for the IC title. But first, that idiot Concrete has challenged me to a Last Man Standing – No Holds Barred match
LDW – yeah so?
MHJ – So? C’mon man, put two and two together! I am going to beat CTG to death in that match, by the time I am done Smark could beat him for that title! I am practically gift wrapping that title for you!
LDW – I don’t need your help to beat Concrete! I can do it….
MHJ springs out of his chair and pins LDW against the wall
MHJ – WELL YOU ARE GETTING MY HELP! <Jack seethes with anger> I am giving you the gift of the intercontinental title, and in return, I get the first shot at the gold when you win it. I am not asking you, I am telling you. Give me what I want, don’t make me take it. You don’t have Johnny watching your back anymore, don’t be stupid, give me what I want and we will all be happy.
Trust me

<MHJ lets go of LDW and walks out the door, leaving LDW angry and confused, LDW Turns to the camera man any yells GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, I NEED TO THINK>

Fade to black

[mooseheadjack]

Ax-man is walking up a corridor, unravelling tape form his wrists; he is incredibly disgruntled, after his OOWF debut. Penelope Peenuckle is briskly jogging up the corridor to get a post match interview.

P: Ax-man, Ax-man, if I could get a brief moment of your time?

A: Well, well if it isn’t Good ol’ Benny!

P: That’s Benelope… I mean Penelope! Anyway, I thought you might want to comment on your match tonight? After making such big promises…

A: Hold it there girlie, big promises, my match?

P: Well it was a crushing PPV debut, defeat.

A: Defeat? What are you talking, you stupid girl? Did you even watch that match?

P: Sadly.

A: Sadly? Sadly! Well then you would have seen that not only did I hit the Leaping Moonsault on Hard-on Harry and got a two count but I was this close from making him tap out.

P: As my great uncle used to say “Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades!”

A: As opposed to what, liver grenades? Go and help your self to a banana from craft services. Well you know I had a “supposed” tag team partner out there tonight. He should have stopped Vander from making the save! Fact is Sugar, had that been a singles match, Hardly Harris, would’ve been counting the losers purse. Anyway then I tagged in Smark and then it’s the end, let’s all go home, the pubs all close in 2 hours hurry up, he wouldn’t tag me back in and the match is over

P: Well I don’t see you making the save, to stop your loss, and well Smark wasn’t exactly 100% going into this match after the vicious attack he received from Moosehead Jack.

A: That doesn’t exactly cut the mustard with me, if he wasn’t 100% going to this match with me he shouldn’t have even bothered rockin’ up, it’s that simple. As for me not making the save, those blatant cheaters keep conveniently knocking me off the apron. “Oh look at me I’m such a moron with piss poor balance and a middle ear problems, I’ve got stuffy equilibrium.” What a load of toss. I got what 2 minutes of ring time on a 5 hour PPV…

P: We should be thankful for small mercies then?

A: Yeah, you must be thankful for the size of your man’s equipment. I got 2 minutes…

P: Something tells me you…

A: You don’t normally last much longer than 2 minutes. Good one Penny, are you going to stop this trivial gutter sexy talk now and get on with the interview, and you call your self a broadcast journalist! As I was saying 2 minutes on a card where the average match length with 25 minutes, that’s what we, in the industry call Bull Shit!

Ax-man walks off screen in disgust

P: Thank you Ax-man, Ladies and gentlemen after his first match with a record 0-1 the Ax-man!

Ax-man comes back into frame

A; Look I didn’t lose Penny, No one pinned me, I did not tap out, I wasn’t counted out and I wasn’t DQ’ed. Listen up Penny, I am Undefeated in the OOWF, You wanna split hairs girl, I’m 0-0 if anything but never the less, Undefeated!

Walks off disgruntled.

[mooseheadjack]

L.D. Williams tracks down a camera after getting his thoughts in order:

“Well, well, well. So many topics, so little time. Let’s start with Moosehead Jack. I tried to warn you Moose, really I did. I tried to tell you that I wasn’t Johnny Adrenaline’s lackey. I tried to explain that he doesn’t control me. I even thought I was getting through to you, but then you pulled that stunt right before the PPV. All I had to do was say one sentence and stand there while the mighty Moose Head Jack talked himself into believing that I wasn’t a threat. And then, in the triple threat match, Semaj B – and I love this – another guy that you wrote off as a lackey, comes down and beats the crap out of your antler –wearin’ self. Moosehead Jack, the baddest man in the OOWF, Master of the mind-game, Mr “TrustMe”, blows his chance at the IC title, and I didn’t even have to beat him. – Now, you say you want the first title shot after I beat concrete? I say you should earn it. If, and I say IF, you can beat Concrete, then we’ll talk.

Which brings me to the guy I did beat. Attitude Adjuster, the sharpie lovin’ freak.. I told you that coming in here and trying to move right to the top was a mistake. Maybe now you know better. If you’ve got a problem with Concrete that’s your business, I really don’t care. One piece of advice, stay out of the way until I get my title shot. Once I’m done with him you two can go play in traffic or whatever it is you have in mind.

And as for you Concrete, you’re actually starting to impress me. You talk about how all the beatings you’ve taken have made you stronger, and that seems to be true. The thing is, I don’t care about destroying you Concrete, that’s Johnny’s thing. Me, I just want the belt. And as I see it, I’ve earned two shots. I’m 1 and 0 with you, and I beat MHJ and AA. I won’t need two shots though Concrete, one will be enough. First though, you’ve got a match with MHJ. You get through that, Concrete, then you rest up. Heal your injuries. When I beat you, I don’t want there to be any doubts. I don’t want anyone saying that my beating you was a fluke. I want you at 100 percent Concrete…nothing less will be enough.

Now, last but not least, Johnny Adrenaline. When I ran into you after the PPV Johnny, I was actually thinking about giving you the title shot. After all, I did agree to help you get the belt back. There’s two problems with that plan however. First, it would play right into MHJ’s fantasy that I’m just your lackey. Second, after your self-centered little Diva act, I’m not really feeling very generous towards you. Fortunately, the nature of our partnership is such that we don’t have to be friends, so if you want to act like a horses hind end that’s really not my problem. When you get over yourself, you know where to find me.

It’s time the whole OOWF realized the truth. I’m not like Moose. I don’t care if you trust me. Instead, you should…


Fear Me."

Williams, thinking the camera is off, walks away. The camera focuses on him just long enough to cach him slumping against the wall and putting his head in his hands.

[mooseheadjack]

* In the locker room, Attitude Adjuster is dressed for a night on the town, even if it is Odd, West Virginia. His head, however, is wrapped in bandages from the beating received at the hands of LD Williams. *

"LD Williams, LD Williams...LD Williams. Who do you think you are? Do you know who you're messing with? Let me remind you: Alan Capps, The Attitude Adjuster. Defeating top wrestlers all over the world. Respected on seven continents. Hell, in Japan they made a statue of me.

"So who do you think you are, in my debut here in the OOWF, bloodying my hot looks with a chain? (Pointing to the bandages.) This is going to cost me endorsements, dude! Endorsements! How do you expect me to continue buying a new Porsche every month for each of my honeys when I have a head that looks like a cheese grater? My attorneys will be in touch with you.

"I pinned Moosehead Jack in the middle of the ring...1, 2, 3...didn't even need my finisher to do it. He just fell over, probably because he knew he couldn’t beat me. Hey, Jack, don’t feel bad. Happens all the time to me. I don’t know why, maybe I’m just that good looking.

“But LD, you have a problem. I was this close to beating your ass and getting the title shot I rightly deserve—do I have to remind you stupid fans that I defeated Concrete TG?—and you smack me upside the head with a chair. So let’s see: First you need a chain to bust my head open, then a chair to defeat me. Even then, I wasn’t tapping out. I was trying to wipe the blood from my eyes so I could figure out which of the five ways I’d counter that little high school move of yours. Can I help it if the refs here are either corrupt, incompetent or blind? But LD, you have your title shot. That’s fine. Mine will come.

“Speaking of the IC title, hey, Johnny Adrenaline, nice little 50-minute Ironman match you had there. Oh, wait…it was 60 minutes? Let me explain something to you. You don’t phone it in against Concrete. If you want, I’ll send you the tape of me beating him in the center of the ring a few months ago. Maybe you can learn from it. Of course, you could also learn in person. Looks like you have this little problem with LD and Moosehead, and you don’t have a lot of friends left. All I’m saying is it looks like you can’t get the job done yourself, I can, and you might want the assistance. Now then, I have some hot ladies to attend to.”

[mooseheadjack]

the camera fades up, we're in front of a hotel. suddenly a car comes into frame and to a screeching halt. viper get's out of the driver's seat and frantically runs in the hotel. he very quickly and jitterily rents a room and as soon as he gets the key runs as fast as he can towards the room, gets in and locks the door. he lets out a sigh of relief and sits on the bed.

Viper: finally. a chance to rest.

suddenly the beast comes crashing through the hotel room window

V: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!

viper hightails it out of the hotel room as the beast follows after him. the camera follows them out the door but we just watch them run down the hallway as the camera fades out.

[mooseheadjack]

(In the offices of Bensouir and Lange, after the PPV....)

Alex: YES!
Melissa: Another win!
Alex: Undefeated World Champion.
Mark: I got lucky. I had a good partner, and we fought a team that wasn't working well together.
Alex: Ah, but you got the pin.
Mark: Only because you begged Hardbody to let me.
Melissa: A minor detail to be certain.
Mark: These G4TechTV tights are riding up my ass....

(Mark sits down and slowly bangs his head on the conference table.)

Alex: Don't do that! You'll risk concussion!
Melissa: Plus it's not good for the coating we had put on there.

(Mark looks up wearily.)

Mark: What's next.
Melissa: You haven't forgotten the $100,000 Mark Vander Challenge, have you?
Mark: How could I? There's an ad for it painted on the side of my car.
Alex: Great advertising, eh?
Mark: It's a RENTAL.
Melissa: We cleared it with Avis.
Mark: They let you paint all over a rental car?
Melissa: So long as we get it back to them repainted.
Alex: About that, we took the cash out of your bank acount.
Melissa: It's for your career. We knew you wouldn't mind.
Mark: You guys certainly are helpful.
Alex: Thanks. Now, maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself....
Mark: A LITTLE?!
Alex: But I think it's time we start challenging for the OOWF title.
Mark: WHAT?!
Melissa: Well, think about it. Who has better credentials than you? A multi-time World Champion....
Alex: World Renowned....
Melissa: At the top of your game....
Alex: Not to mention undefeated.
Melissa: You're obviously the number one contender.
Alex: We'll hold off on that for a few weeks though. How about this, I've got something really fun. Who loves Mark Vander Teddy Bears?!
Melissa: OH! I DO! I DO!

(Alex holds up an ugly looking Mark Vander Teddy Bear and shakes it in his face while Melissa grins stupidly. Mark's head drops straight to the table.

Mark Vander $100,000 Challenge Logo, Fade to black....)

[mooseheadjack]

One of the OOWF's many Sexy Female Journalist's catches up with L.D. Williams to get his response to Attitude Adjuster's comments:

"AA, do you not listen? I told you to stay out of it. And by 'it' I also meant my partnership with Johnny Adrenaline...go play with Moose or something if you're bored.

Now, about this whole 'I beat Concrete TG' thing. Do your homework son. At our last house show, I made Concrete tap! And it wasn't in some nebulous 'other federation'. It was here, in our ring, in front of our fans. I was the number one contender before the triple threat match, I'm the number one contender now. If you want a title shot, that can be arranged - after I win the belt. For now, stay out of my way."

[mooseheadjack]

CD: "Eco...you were the first...but you will not be the last member of the establishment that I defeat. It wasn't long ago that I said what aq joke the establishment was, and that it was time for me to go back to my roots."

CD: "So be warned Establishment...and anybody stupid enough to join their ranks. Your time ir running short....sweet dreams."

[mooseheadjack]

And it comes around in full circle. Canadian Dragon, hello again. We never got out match together. But now it appears I'm in the Establishment and you have a certain, how shall I say it, beef with them. So how about we settle this like a couple of gentlemen. I turned the volume down for a little while, but now Steppin' to the Specimen should be playing loud and clear once again. At the next PPV, I want to make sure the whole world is bobbing their heads to the sweat beat of your head hitting steel as I give you a Steed-D-T into a steel chair. Same stip as before, no DQ. See you then.

[mooseheadjack]

The camera follows a frantically-driving Viper as he stops at a catholic church in the outskirts of Odd.

V: I'll be safe here!

Viper walks in, splashes holy water on himself, and heads to the confession booth.

V: Father, Lord in Heaven, I have sinned. For months I have been leading a pagan life, giving my life to another master and distributing reckless violence to my fellow man. I wish to repent my serpentine ways. I need salvation.

Father in the confession booth: Do you fear damnation, son?

V: Yes, I fear damnation and solitude.

FITCB: Do you fear your Lord's wrath?

V: Most certainly.

FITCB: Do you fear an eternity with the great beast?

V: I do.

FITCB: Well you better fear this beast, motherfucker!

Beast tears through the gate and curtain of the confession booth, lunging after Viper. Viper runs out, knocking over a candelabra igniting a Baby Jesus in the Manger display on fire. Viper runs out of the church screaming "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!" Beast jumps through the fire, accidentally kicking over the Baby Jesus into the flames as he chased Viper out of the church.


Fade out.

[mooseheadjack]

*Endo walks back to the hotel alone with no money (since he ain't winning) and no friends (maybe Micro, but probably not) when he walks past a TV playing a Mark Vander ad*

E: The Mark Vander 100,000 dollar challenge, huh? That'd help me out. Oooh, maybe I could get one of those IcoPro workout machines and get big enough to beat somebody other than starved Somali mail order jobbers. And then I could get, like, a bunch of thousand dollar belts with that, and then Gimmick and Hardbody would be forced to submit to my incredible prowess. Which would be some sweet revenge for that damn poem from Hardbody. Shit, maybe Micro wouldn't look like he's going to kill me next time he sees me, too. That'd be awesome. Hey, wha....

*Viper comes sprinting by chased by Beast*
V: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!"

E: Hey now, I may be from the south, but that just ain't true!
*Endo joins the chase, unsure exactly what he'll do if he catches either man.*