Post by mooseheadjack on Apr 28, 2008 12:23:04 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem! Live From Hicksville, Ohio!
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem!
Live From Hicksville, Ohio
Eco comes out and takes his place with Grunt at the top of the ramp. Eco doesn’t appear to be in a good mood tonight.
Eco- “OK, since I HAVE to be here in Hicksville, Ohio then tonight we are going to do things my way. I don’t want to hear any bitching, or whining, or complaining, I am the GM, and this is MY show. Now for the first match, Endo, get out here you have a match against Johnny Adrenaline.”
Endo vs. Johnny Adrenaline
Endo looks confused, wondering why he is fighting Johnny Adrenaline, after all he is a heel, and heels don’t fight heels, and Johnny is probably pissed about losing that Iron Man Match…
Adrenaline’s music plays, nothing. The announcer announces Johnny again, his music plays, nothing. The ref looks confused, as does Endo.
Eco “ok since that coward doesn’t want to come out, start counting, he’ll either get out here, or he goes home with no money.”
The ref starts the count 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,….10?
The ref reluctantly calls for the bell and raises Endo’s arm
WINNER in :10 Endo
Eco-“Damnit, this is not a good way to start things, I never thought that idiot would actually no show, ok we need a match, and since I can’t punish Johnny for starting my night on a craptacular note, then I am going to punish you Endo.”
Endo looks confused, knowing he didn’t do anything wrong.
“Ok, as punishment, you are going to have a three way dance, the first two guys that get out here are your opponents, TAKE THAT!”
The music hits and newcomer Chris Cole makes his way to the ring. The crowd looks to the entrance to see who the third participant will be. Meanwhile, Brad Smoley stumbles out of the crowd, he appears to be drunk, and he appears to be looking for something, he keeps calling “heeeeeeree doggy doggy” He stumbles into the ring and the ref calls for the bell.
Eco-“THIS is the best we can do? Oh for the love of…..”
<Eco slumps into his chair and buries his head in his hands>
Brad Smoley vs. Chris Cole vs. Endo
Before the bell can ring Smark charges to the ring and inserts himself into the match, the Ref looks toward eco and eco waves his hand to allow it. Just then, Grunt leans over and whispers something to eco. Eco rolls his eyes and nods his head, the big man makes his way to the ring as well, before the ref rings the bell, Eco wearily announces
Eco-“ok, since everyone wants to be involved, let’s make this a five way elimination match.
Brad Smoley vs. Chris Cole vs. Endo vs. Smark vs. Grunt
Big schmozz to start as the five guys begin wailing on each other. Smoley attacks Grunt and chops away, Grunt looks rather amused. Chris Cole tears into Smark, wisely Endo just sits in the corner and waits. Endo is amused watching the guys beat on each other. Finally Grunt tires of Smoley’s attempts at offense and head buts him. Endo taunts the fallen Smoley from the corner, Grunt charges in and crushes Endo with a splash in the corner. Cole tosses Smark into the ropes and nails him with a punch to the mouth that sends smark over the top rope. As Endo falls out of the corner, Grunt piles him on top of the fallen Smoley, then hits the ropes and connects with a big splash on the whole pile. The ref counts three.
Brad Smoley is eliminated.
Grunt celebrates and Cole attacks him from behind knocking him over the top ropes. It appears that Endo was not eliminated, the ref points out that his shoulders were not touching the mat. While Cole is jawing with Grunt and Smark outside, Endo comes up behind him, elbows him to the back of the head, spins him and applies the claw. After a few seconds blood is pouring down Cole’s face, he slumps to the canvas and is easily pinned.
Chris Cole is eliminated
Outside Grunt slams Smark on the concrete and splashes him. Not content with that, Grunt picks up Smark and power bombs him through the table. Smark has been broken in half. Inside the ring Endo watches the carnage. Grunt picks up the limp body of Smark and tosses him over the top rope back into the ring. Grunt looks around the ring for something. Endo seizes the opportunity and covers a nearly unconscious Smark, the ref easily counts three
Smark is eliminated
Grunt hears the bell and slowly realizes that it is down to just him and Endo. Grunt knocks the timekeeper aside and grabs a chair. Grunt climbs to the apron, turns and threatens a fan, Endo takes this hesitation to charge the ropes, leap in the air, and hit a shining wizard on the chair. The chair slams into Grunt’s skull sending him tumbling over the ropes back INTO the ring. Endo hits the ropes and connects with a big leg drop, covers, and gets THREE!
WINNER in 7:31 Endo
Grunt is furious and goes after Endo, but Endo escapes before the big man can get hold of him, the ref beats a hasty retreat as well. Grunt is even more pissed now that he has no one to beat on. Finally after a minute, he lowers his head and makes his way back to the top of the ramp. Eco just looks at him and shakes his head. Grunt slumps down in his seat with his head in his hands, is he sobbing?
Eco- Looking at Grunt “Ok, well after that pathetic display, how bout some real action. Blade, you have been on a bit of a tear as of late, Keep this up and you might just end up becoming an asset to the Establishment. Lets see if you can keep this streak up against that pathetic pretty boy, Corax”
Blade vs. Corax
Corax has a crazed look in his eyes as he attacks Blade before the bell rings. Blade quickly recovers and the two stand toe to toe in the middle of the ring wailing away. Finally Blade gets the upper hand by going to the eyes. Blade uses a series of suplexes and back body drops to keep Corax off balance. Blade sends Corax into the corner and follows him in for a clothesline, Corax ducks, and back body drops Blade over the ropes, Blade keeps his balance, lands on the apron, springs to the top rope and hits an impressive moonsault DDT. Blade covers and gets two, the ref’s hand was on its way down for the three count. Blade starts getting frustrated, but quickly calms himself and keeps his advantage. Blade measures Corax, and super kicks him in the mouth when he gets to his feet. Another cover gets two. This time Corax bails out of the ring. Blade follows and chases Corax, Corax is back in the ring first, when Blade follows, Corax turns and knees him in the face, knocking Blade goofy. Now it is Corax turn to press the advantage. The whole time he is punching and chopping Blade he is screaming DRAAAAAGONS. Corax sets up Blade and hits a perfect Tiger Driver, Corax is stunned, cover gets two. Corax climbs the ropes and hits a corkscrew moonsault, then just to be a dick; instead of covering him he grabs his legs and knees Blade in the groin. As Blade writhes on the mat in pain, Corax climbs the ropes going for a flying shining wizard. As Corax gets to the top rope, the lights flash a few times. Up on the MammOOth – Tron Blackdragon comes on the screen. Corax jumps down from the top rope and stares at dragon
-Dragon is holding up his half of the OOWF Tag Titles “Corax, you want this? You want these titles back? Remember how good it felt to call yourself a champion? Make sure you remember that feeling, cause that’s all it will ever be, a memory, there is no way in hell you and that little bitch Hellion will ever get these titles back. At the next PPV, it is on; you two pretty boys want to dance with the Dragons in a Hardcore Falls Count Anywhere Street Fight? It’s on. You better be careful though, your partner is already half crippled, <dragon holds up a glass eye> I would really hate for him to become a pathetic blind man at the hands of the Dragons”
While this promo is going on, Blade grabs his bat from Ayaka and as Dragon finishes, Blade slams it across Corax head. Corax drops, the ref, who was also fixated on the Blackdragon promo missed the whole thing. He turns to see Blade, sans bat, covering an unconscious Corax. Three seconds later we have a winner.
WINNER in 12:04 Blade
Blade and Ayaka leave the ring to head to the back, on their way to the back; eco and Grunt stop them and congratulate them. Inside the ring Corax is struggling to get to his feet, as he does, Blackdragon comes back on the screen laughing hysterically at Corax. Corax takes off to the back. Corax is tearing ass through the halls and as he passes the Ministry locker room he hears someone banging on the door, from the inside, he stops and looks, someone wedged a chair against the door trapping Hellion and Viper inside.
Corax removes the chair and goes inside, Hellion and Viper are not amused.
H-“Corax, I saw what happened out there, The Dragons are done, and don’t worry about that chump Blade, he had to cheat to beat you, we will deal with him later.”
V-“That’s all well and good, but who the hell locked us in here? And Where’s Smoley? And UnderDawg? Where the hell is everyone running off to?”
C-“Man, I don’t know, that was some bullshit though. Dragon is trying to play mind games with us, that bit with the glass eye was weak. I am not trying to be all girlie, but those guys would love it if they tore your good eye out they are sick bastards.”
H-“Don’t worry about them right now, they are not going to play cheap mind games with us. Beside we are the heels, we learn that stuff in Heelology 101, we are the masters of it. Now, I have to make my triumphant return to the ring against Mark Vander whoever the hell that is. I saw those Establishment flunkies ruined his 86 Pinto! HA, who the hell drives a pinto? <Viper gets real quiet> Oh sorry, anyway, I am gonna go squash this jobber.
C-“Well be careful at least, we got your back incase those Dragon idiots decide to show up and try something.
<Hellion goes to the ring>
V-Oh, um hey, did you happen to see Beast anywhere?
Hellion vs. Mark Vander
The two lock up in the middle of the ring. Vander grabs a side headlock. Hellion pushes him off and sends him to the ropes, as Vander goes, Hellion’s eye patch gets caught on Vander’s arm ripping it off. Vander comes back and Hellion is standing there staring at him with one good eye and one gaping hole. Vander turns deathly white, his knees get weak and he collapses, scurrying to the ropes and vomiting out of the ring. The crowd is silent; everyone sits with their mouths wide open. After a few seconds, Hellion realizes what has happened, Hellion bails from the ring and runs to the back. After the ref recovers his senses, he begins to count, in a sort of dazed I-can’t-believe-what-I-just-saw way. After about a minute he finally reaches ten and calls for the bell.
WINNER in 0:45 Mark Vander
After the match Vander’s management team quickly regains their composure and hits the ring, Vander is slumped in the corner dry heaving and shaking. One assistant is tossing Mark Vander teddy bears to the crowd; one hits a little girl in the face making her scream. The other assistant grabs the mic and proudly announces “Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match…. and NEW Osaka Big Power Wrestling Super Junior Ultra-Lightweight Champion, MARK VANDER!!!
Naturally Vander looks confused, you can hear him saying “but I didn’t even pin him, I didn’t even HIT him!” The managers respond “that’s just it, Japanese rules state clearly in paragraph eight, sub-section four- addendum 7.14, line 973, clause 4 that the Osaka Big Power Wrestling Super Junior Ultra-Lightweight Championship can change hands on the occasion of the champion dishonoring the title by being counted out in shame. See you win! The Mark Vander Challenge Continues!”
Vander rolls his eyes and slides out of the ring and heads to the back, both members of his management team are celebrating.
Eco-“ugh that was just repulsive, NEXT MATCH PLEASE!”
Viper vs. Eric O’Mac
Viper carefully makes his way to the ring, looking behind everything, and cringing when there is a loud noise. EOM takes advantage of Vipers hesitation and hits a suicide dive out of the ring to start the match. EOM works over Viper with stiff kicks and clotheslines. Viper momentarily gains the upper hand by low blowing EOM. When he tries a suplex EOM is easily able to reverse it and rolls up Viper for two. It is obvious Viper cannot focus on the match. EOM climbs the ropes and hits a perfect cross body block on Viper for another two count. EOM goes to kick Viper in the midsection, Viper catches his leg, but EOM spins and hits a heel kick that catches Viper upside the head. Viper tumbles out of the ring; EOM follows it with a plancha over the top rope. EOM presses the advantage by hitting a frankensteiner off the apron. The move sends Viper crashing into the steel guardrail. EOM rolls back into the ring to break the refs count. When he comes back out he tries to pick up Viper, but Viper grabs EOM’s tights and slingshots him into the steel ring post. EOM is split open and bleeding heavily. Viper rolls back into the ring to regain his senses. EOM slowly gets back to his feet, and makes his way to the apron. Viper springs off the ropes and hits EOM with a death elbow that knocks EOM off the apron and sends him crashing through the Amish Announce table. Viper gets a cocky grin on his face and rolls out of the ring. Outside HE slams EOM on the floor and knees him across the forehead. Viper rolls EOM back inside the ring and casually slides in and covers the bloody EOM. EOM is able to roll the shoulder at two. Viper picks up EOM and sets up the Sidewinder. Before he can hit it, we hear the sound of a beast screaming and crashing through the arena Viper’s eyes go wide and he nervously looks around the ring trying to anticipate where Beast will attack from. After a few seconds the noise stops, all is quiet. Viper looks puzzled, turns to EOM who jumps on Viper’s shoulders and rolls forward in a victory roll. A stunned Viper cannot kick out before the three count.
WINNER in 9:24 Eric O’Mac
After the match, Ecosystem makes his way to the ring. Naturally he has a mic with him.
“It is time I make my name here in OOWF, s more than the GM. I am a world-class athlete, unlike so many of those slobs in the back. But there is one slob in particular, who has managed to climb his way to the top without having a particular ounce of talent. I am talking about you GimmickMan. What have you done here except lose? Not a damn thing, and tonight will be no different, now drag your sorry carcass out here so I can whip your ass, make it quick so I can get back to my comfy GM chair.”
GimmickMan vs. Ecosystem
Gm hits the ring and when eco steps up to him, he slaps him across the face, hard enough to knock him down. Eco gets back to his feet and charges at GM; GM easily catches him and hits the Spartan Plunge. Float over and cover, ITS OVER! My god that was quick.
Winner in 0:25 GimmickMan
GM celebrates on the ropes, Eco is furious. He calls Grunt to the ring, as GM is celebrating, Grunt comes up behind him and crushes him with a razor’s edge. The two take turns kicking and stomping GM until Hardbody Harris makes the save. HH stuns the two allowing GM time to recover. GM and HH chase the two out of the ring and stand in the corners celebrating.
Eco gets to the top and grabs the mic “OK Harris, you like interfering in my business so much, I’ll tell you what, you have a match, right now, against Axeman! And Gimmick, just so you don’t get any bright ideas, you are banned from ringside. If you come anywhere near the ring, you will be fired immediately!”
GM and HH exchange high fives and GM heads to the back, pausing just long enough to mock Ecosystem.
Hardbody Harris vs. Axeman
The two circle to start then lock up. HH wins the lock up and grabs a side headlock. Axe sends him to the ropes, HH grabs another side headlock. For several minutes HH reverses all of Axe’s moves, relaxing, and not taking his opponent seriously, HH ducks an Axe boot, Axe ducks HH’s attempt at a clothesline and hits an ultra stiff clothesline of his own, dropping HH and splitting his lip open. Axe jumps on HH and rains shots to his head like a jackhammer. The ref finally gets Axe to break, and HH looks a little stunned. Now it is Axe’s turn on the offensive. Axe grabs the leg and dragon whips HH to the mat, wrenching his knee. Axe keeps working the knee using spinning toeholds and various submission moves to keep HH on the mat. Axe drags HH to the corner and slams his leg repeatedly around the post. HH screams in pain. Axe then grabs HH’s injured leg and locks on the figure four around the ring post. HH is screaming in agony, the ref is counting. Finally on the verge of DQ, Axe breaks the hold. While the referee is checking on HH, Axe grabs a chair, pins HH’s injured leg against the ring post with his foot, and slams the chair across the side of HH’s knee. Axe quickly discards the chair as the ref springs up and around. He heard it but didn’t see it, can’t call what you don’t see. Axe slides back into the ring and locks on a half crab on HH’s injured leg. HH is almost delirious from the pain but won’t tap. He fights his way to the ropes, as he is about to reach the ropes, Axe breaks the hold, drags HH back to the center of the ring, and reapplies the hold. HH is clawing his way to the ropes, after several grueling minutes, HH, using the crowds rabid cheering for support is only inches from the ropes. As he makes his final lunge to the ropes, Axe turns and turns the move from a half crab into an STF. Axe grinds his leg applying additional torque on HH’s screaming knee. The ref checks to see if HH wants to quit, he refuses and continues trying to reach the ropes. Finally after what seems like an eternity, HH makes it to the ropes. The ref begins his count, at four Axe breaks. Axe drags HH to the ropes and lays his leg across the bottom rope; he springs off the ropes and drops a knee right across HH’s knee. Axe covers but only gets a two. Axe picks up HH and sends him to the ropes, after about two steps, HH’s knee buckles and he collapses to the mat. Axe laughs. Axe strolls over to HH and tries to pick him up, HH reacts quickly and grabs Axe and rolls him up. HH gets a two count. Axe is up and charges HH, HH holds him off with a shot to the midsection. Axe comes back again; another hard shot to the midsection, when Axe turns HH grabs him and rolls him up again, another two count. Using the ropes HH gets to his feet, Axe comes closer and HH peppers him with rights and lefts. HH winds up for the final shot, Axe ducks it and chop blocks HH taking out his knee again. HH is down clutching his knee; Axe takes a few seconds to recover. Axe grabs HH’s legs and goes for a clover leaf, thinking quick HH rolls him up again and nearly gets a three count. HH is on his knees, Axe charges, using all his remaining strength; HH springs up and hits a European uppercut. Axe staggers, HH is able to unleash some sweet shin music, when Axe is doubled over he nails a sweet DDT. Axe is down, the fans are going crazy. HH slowly gets to his feet, he signals for the To Be Edited In Later! Axe is to his feet, HH sets up for the TBEIL, but before he can finish it, his knee gives out and the two collapse. HH is screaming and grabbing his knee. Axe smells blood, he grabs HH’s legs and drags him to the center of the ring, After dropping a wicked knee on HH’s injured knee, Axe locks in the STF putting a ton of pressure on HH’s knee and wrenching his neck back. HH fights his way toward the ropes, minute after grueling minute passes, again HH is just inches from the ropes, and again before he can reach them Axe breaks the hold, he drags HH back to the center of the ring, but this time instead of the STF Axe locks on the figure four, before he falls back he looks dead in HH’s eyes and yells, “now you are about to see the #1 FIGURE FOUR IN THE OOWF, WHOOOO!” Axe falls back and pulls on HH’s leg for additional pain, finally, HH cannot take anymore, realizing that there is no escape, and that his leg could literally snap at any second, HH taps, the crowd is stunned.
WINNER in 34:57 Axeman
Axe celebrates and takes a parting kick at HH’s knee. The ref calls for medical help, OOWF officials come to the ring and help HH out, he is able walk, with a lot of help from others,
LD Williams vs. Attitude Adjuster
LDW charges the ring and he and AA go face to face, LDW hauls off and belts AA right in the mouth bloodying his mouth, as AA spits out his teeth he motions to the back. Just then dozens of uniformed police pour out from the back and fill the ring, during the ensuing melee, AA bails and grabs a chair. After several minutes, and several shots on the cops, the police restrain LDW in cuffs and begin taking him from the ring. The crowd, not liking either guy, is confused as to what to do. Fortunately AA has that mic
AA-“Williams I tried to warn you. I told you I was going to open up a can of litigation on your sorry ass. You attacked me with a chain, and cheated me out of my rightful title shot at the next PPV. So we are going to let the courts decide to give me what is rightfully mine. Unless…unless at the next PPV, since Moosehead outsmarted you and got Concrete first, at the next PPV, you agree to fight me, if you win, I drop the litigation, when I win, I get your title shot against whomever wins the IC title match.”
LDW – “Screw you, AA, you don’t deserve anything…”
AA-“Screw me? You forget, Williams, I have a restraining order against you, you can not come within fifty feet of me without my permission, I, on the other hand, can do whatever I damn well please. No sir, screw YOU <AA takes the chair and slams it across the handcuffed LDW’s head> Get him out of here boys. The police drag a nearly unconscious LDW from the ring.
WINNER – No Contest
Morte vs. GatorBait - Falls Count Anywhere
Before the match can even start, Eco grabs the mic
E-“Since we are having a PPV this Sunday, LIVE FROM FEARNOT PENNSYLVANIA! And since you two and your partners have a big ol cage match, there will be NO outside interference from either of them. This will be one-on –one, Morte vs GatorBait and Outback Jack vs. LI, if either partner interferes the punishment will be severe.
Lock up to start, after about two seconds of that scientific crap, the two just begin wailing on each other. This is not even an attempt at a Wrestling match. The two are rolling around the canvas gouging at each others eyes, kicking, biting, choking. The battle spills out side the ring and the action is furious on the floor. Morte grabs a chair and swings wildly, GO is able to duck the chair, he picks up a bottle left over from smoley and smashes it on the ringpost. GB charges Morte with a broken glass shard. Morte drop toe holds him onto a chair, the shard comes back and slices GB’s face open. GB barely notices it, Morte is choking GB with the mic cord. Blood squirts all over the fans at ringside. Gb is able to free himself by kicking Morte, GB is back to his feet, he clotheslines Morte and sends him tumbling across the Hungarian Announce table. GB follows Morte over the table and slams his face into the bell. Liking the sound, GB does it ten times. GB picks up a chair and slams it over Morte’s head, reopening the gaping wound on Morte’s skull, blood quickly soaks through his mask and runs down his neck. As the two battle through the crowd, Morte knocks over an old lady, steals her cane and jabs GB in the throat. GB turns and fights for breath, Morte grabs GB from behind leads him up to the concourse. Morte slams GB on the concrete and scales a nearby hot dog vendor’s cart, Morte leaps and hits a leg drop. A handy ref counts one, GB easily kicks out. GB is back on his feet, the two are once again toe to toe the two battle over to the arena steps, Morte spin kicks GB and he tumbles down one flight of stairs, On the landing Morte attempts a piledriver, GB reverses it backdropping Morte down the remaining flight of stairs, Morte slams into the concrete stairs and is in obvious pain. GB dives off the landing and splashes the prone Morte, unfortunately for him he slams his head onto the concrete when he lands. The ref counts, but Morte gets a shoulder up at two and rolls the semi-conscious GB off of him. The two are in the basement of the arena now. Morte sidewalk slams GB onto a stack of pallets and covers for two. The two are both nearing exhaustion. Morte drags a table out of a room and sets it up next to a bigger stack of pallets. Grabbing GB they battle to the top of the much higher pallets, Morte tries a powerbomb from the top of the pallets through the table below, at the last second GB reverses the move, kicks Morte, and hits a chomp from the top of the pallets through the table to the concrete floor below. Morte looks dead, but the move took a lot out of GB as well. GB takes forever to cover, and when he does, Morte is somehow able to roll the shoulder at two. Both men to their feet again, GB picks up a lead pipe and slams it across Morte’s back, Morte staggers toward an open garage door. GB charges Morte, Morte catches him and hits a wicked spinebuster, GB’s head slams against the floor, he is almost out. Morte is back up, he looks around for something, then looks at the garage door. Morte moves GB under the door, jumps up and pulls the door down, GB stops the door with his hands before it can come all the way down and crush his throat, Morte is pushing down with all his might, and GB is doing all he can to keep it off his throat, Morte kicks the prone GB in the midsection, the distraction allows Morte to close the door across GB’s throat, cutting off his air. After a few seconds of the choke, GB goes limp, Morte falls on him and the ref makes a quick three count
WINNER in 27:59 Morte
Afterward officials quickly move in to raise the garage door, After a second, GB is sitting up gasping for breath and grabbing his throat. He sees Morte standing nearby shaking off the cobwebs. GB is to his feet and attacks again, this time the hall floods with officials pulling the two apart. Finally after several chaotic moments, the two are sent their separate ways. Somewhere in the melee of people pulling them apart is LI and OBJ. At some point during the brawl, LI blindsides OBJ with a kick to the back of the head. Its on.
Eco was one of the men in the back, he notices that LI is attacking OBJ, as officials move to break them up, Eco yells “no, let them fight their match does not start next, their match starts NOW!”
Outback Jack vs. LI – Falls Also Count Anywhere
LI keeps up the advantage by pounding OBJ with kicks and punches to the head. LI scoops OBJ and slams him hard on the concrete floor. LI climbs that stack of pallets and tries a moonsault from the top! OBJ easily rolls out of the way and LI slams hard into the concrete. As LI twitches in agony, OBJ gets to his feet, tired of that damn stack of pallets; he pulls the whole stack over on top of LI. Surprisingly he does not go for a pin, instead he looks around for something, finally finding a thick piece of chain, OBJ wraps it around his fist, mounts LI and pummels his forehead until LI is a bloody mess. Blood gushes from numerous cuts on LI’s forehead and face. OBJ picks up LI and whips him toward the closed garage door, LI is able to reverse the move and OBJ crashes into the door hard enough to break the door. As OBJ lies outside on the cold ground, LI steps through the hole in the metal, the edge catches LI on the arm, the sharp metal slices into his forearm. LI recoils, then gets an evil grin. OBJ is on his hands and knees trying to recover, LI kicks him in the ribs, then drags him over to the metal door. LI runs OBJ’s forehead across the razor sharp metal of the garage door, blood pours from his face. LI picks up OBJ and throws him against the grill of a nearby truck, LI charge, but OBJ moves and LI slams into the truck, OBJ thinks quickly and goes behind and rolls up LI, the ref counts two, but LI gets out of it .OBJ pounces on LI and locks on the crossface. The blood pours off of LI’s face and onto OBJ’s hands, as LI is about to tap, his hands become so slippery with blood that his hands slip and the hold is broken. OBJ and LI exchange punches and chase each other around the building to the front. OBJ gets the best of LI when LI tries a plancha off of the cement barrier wall onto a fallen OBJ, OBJ moves and LI crashes to the concrete, it cracks. Apparently THIS concrete cracks. OBJ stalks LI and waits for him to get up, he goes for a boomerang clothesline, LI moves and drop toe holds OBJ through a park bench. With OBJ groggy, LI hits a Tajiri kick, and covers OBJ for two. At this OBJ begins hulking up, shaking off many of LI’s punches and kicks. Desperate, LI looks for a weapon; he grabs a nearby wino and tosses him at OBJ then takes off through the arena entrance. OBJ catches the wino and gently sets him down. Then realizes that the man got wino stank all over him, so he turns and clotheslines the wino, then takes off after LI. OBJ runs down the concourse, when he rounds a corner, LI attacks him and throws him through a plate glass window. LI follows through the door and covers OBJ for a two count. OBJ recovers, grabs a pot of coffee and slams the glass pot upside LI’s head, blood, glass and hot coffee are now all over the room, OBJ goes for the cover, but only gets two. LI escapes by raking OBJ’s eyes. LI runs down the hall to an n elevator, the sign next to it say TO ARENA FLOOR. LI presses the button and waits. The camera can see OBJ charging at LI as the doors open, LI quickly enters the elevator, OBJ almost makes it, but stops as the doors are closing. Before the doors close completely, LI reaches out, grabs OBJ by the throat, and pulls his head toward the door, the doors close momentarily on OBJ’s head, LI lets go, OBJ staggers backward, by the time he realizes what has happened, the doors close and the elevator begins its descent. OBJ frantically presses the button and waits “c’mon, c’mon, c’mon” Finally the doors open and OBJ boards the elevator. OBJ is impatient as the elevator descends the one floor to the arena floor. The doors open and OBJ tears out of the ring, LI is nowhere to be found, OBJ asks some stagehands where LI went, and they point him toward the ring. On the arena floor, LI is in the ring waiting for OBJ, OBJ finally makes it to the ring and the two stand toe-to-toe exchanging chops and punches. LI rakes the eyes, and OBJ staggers, when OBJ turns around again, LIU tries to blind him with the red mist o’ doom, he misses and sprays the referee. The ref falls, LI takes his eyes off of OBJ for a second looking at the ref, OBJ takes this opportunity to pull brass knuckles out of his pants, and he brains LI, knocking him cold. OBJ collapses as well, falling across a dead to the world LI. A new ref makes it to the ring and counts three.
WINNER in 42:08 Outback Jack
Microplay, Moosehead Jack & Niles Anderson vs. Beast, Concrete TG & Canadian Dragon
Niles and CD start things off with a little chain wrestling goodness. After a few hammerlock reversals, CD locks in a headlock. Niles attempts to shrug CD off, but the Dragon from the Great White North is relentless and locks it in tighter. Niles counters by dropping to his knees and shifting his momentum in such away that CD’s shoulders are down. CD releases the hold after a quick kick out and the two transition into a collar and elbow tie up. Niles forces CD into the corner. Ref demands a clean break and it looks as if Niles will acquiesce. Taking a step back, he slaps CD in the mouth. CD explodes out the corner with a clothesline. Niles is back to his feet quickly only to receive a high drop kick that knocks him right back down. The crowd is eating this up as CD poses for the crowd. Niles tags in Moose who proceeds to get the better of CD in a short slug fest. Moose whips CD into the turnbuckles sternum first and follows up with a vicious lariat to the back of his head. CD crumples to the match and Moose commences with the mud hole stomping. The ref admonishes him and Moose allows his disdain for authority to distract him long enough for CD get to his feet. Moose turns and is met with several right hands that stagger him. CD hits a leaping forearm shot that rocks Moose. An attempted Irish whip is thwarted by Moose who reverses it. CD slides under a Moose clothesline, rebounds off the opposite ropes and attempts a cross body. Moose catches him and drills him into the mat with a front slam. Two count as CTG is in for the save. Moose ignores CD to exchange punches with CTG. CD recovers and attempts a roll up. Moose powers out at two then levels CD with a big boot. Dragging his limp carcass to his corner, he tags in MP who lies in with the chops in the corner. CD fights his way out as MP taunts the crowd but is cut short with a thumb to the eye. MP chops CD in the throat then hits an aggressive power slam. Cocky cover gets a two and MP locks in a sleeper. CD immediately elbows free but as he launches himself towards the ropes, MP counters with a high back elbow to the jaw. MP tags Moose back in, as Niles complains. Moose dominates on offense with stiff punches and two short arm clotheslines. Irish whip is met with a heart punch and CD is out. Cover broken up by CTG again and this time Moose demands he tag himself in. CTG in and he and Moose go at it. CTG gets the better of Moose until Moose turns the tides with a spine buster. CTG manages to roll the shoulder at the last possible moment. Moose mounts and drives his fist repeatedly into CTG’s skull. A trickle of blood rolls down CTG’s face as Moose drags him to his feet. A knee to the gut doubles CTG over and Moose backs up a few steps to deliver a running boot to the side of CTG’s head. CTG goes down in a heap and Moose is stalking him. Moose sets up the DDT, but CTG pushes him towards his corner where Niles tags himself in. Moose, unaware of the tag, slams several clubbing blows to CTG’s tender back and plants him with the DDT. Ref will not count and Moose is livid. Niles smiles and he enters the ring and slaps CTG around for a moment. Niles hits a DDT of his own and his lax cover is rewarded by a CTG kick out. Niles is amazed and attempts another, but this time is reversed into a northern lights supplex for two. Niles axe handles a still recovering CTG across the back then locks in a surfboard stretch. CTG draws from the crowd and manages to get to his feet only to have Niles slam his head back to the mat. Niles proclaims “That’s it” and grabs CTG by the head. CTG fights back with some punches to the midsection. Niles whiffs on a clothesline and CTG lands a spinning heel kick to the back of Niles head. CTG is crawling towards the outstretched hand of Beast. Moose interrupts this with a leg drop across the neck. The ref attempts to force him out of the ring. Meanwhile MP is in and nails a neck crunching pile driver. He orders Niles to make the cover and Niles does. The ref turns to make the count but CD is in for the save. He is quickly taken over the top by a Moose clothesline. With the ref distracted Beast makes his first appearance and mauls Niles with a spear. A huge power bomb shakes the ring and he rolls out as CTG makes the cover. Long two count. Niles is remarkably up first and from his knees hammers blow after blow on the prone CTG. Niles gets up and taunts the crowd. CTG staggers to his feet only to find MP back in the ring. A snapmare is followed by a stiff kick to the back and a painful looking chin lock variation. MP smirks as CTG fights the pressure. Beast and a recovered CD get the crowd into it with some slightly off beat clapping. CTG back elbows his way out of the predicament but is immediately taken down with a knee to the gut that flips him over. MP with another beauty of a pile driver after pulling CTG to his feet. THE SUPER SPLASH~! connects, but CD makes the save with a DRAGON SAULT~!
All six men are in the ring now and in the five way melee (CTG is still out) Moose “accidentally” hits Niles with a heart punch. While deciding whether or not to register concern over his error, his is blindsided by a CD jumping spin kick. As the ref attempts to regain control, Beast pulls CTG to their corner. MP kicks Niles out of the ring and Moose return to their corner as the ref watches Beast tag himself in. House of fire routine with clotheslines a plenty. MP staggers towards Moose but CD pulls Moose off the apron and the two brawl on the outside. CD is introduced to the steel steps as Beast sets up for a BIG CLUB O’ DEATH. However, Niles has recovered and hits an upper nut. MP reluctantly tags Niles back in who goes to work on the big man with punches, kicks, and an impressive Irish whip power slam. Beast powers out and begins countering all of Niles attempts at offense. Niles hits a DDT out of nowhere and kips up for no apparent reason. Beast is groggy, STEED D T~! CTG is in for the save and a spring board dropkick to Moose derails any of the big man’s plans to enact any revenge. MP says forget this as the three go ping-pong Niles around. Official tag to CTG. Moose attacks CD again and they brawl into the crowd. Niles looks for a tag but MP steps down and retrieves his WORLD TITLE. Niles backs into CTG, who hooks the half nelson in. CEMENT MIXER~! One, Two, Three and the crowd gets to go home happy.
WINNERS in 35:14 – Concrete TG, Beast and Canadian Dragon
Beast and CTG celebrate as Moose and CD brawl back towards them. Moose, despite the odds continues attacking, but the numbers game gets even him and they pummel away. CTG locks in the SCAFFOLD~! He releases and Beast murders Moose with a BIG CLUB O’ DEATH. Finally, CD scales the turnbuckles and finishes things off with a DRAGON SAULT~! Play that man’s music.
Thanks for tuning in, Be Sure to check out OOWF’s Violent Revolution Live from Fearnot PA, this Sunday!
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem!
Live From Hicksville, Ohio
Eco comes out and takes his place with Grunt at the top of the ramp. Eco doesn’t appear to be in a good mood tonight.
Eco- “OK, since I HAVE to be here in Hicksville, Ohio then tonight we are going to do things my way. I don’t want to hear any bitching, or whining, or complaining, I am the GM, and this is MY show. Now for the first match, Endo, get out here you have a match against Johnny Adrenaline.”
Endo vs. Johnny Adrenaline
Endo looks confused, wondering why he is fighting Johnny Adrenaline, after all he is a heel, and heels don’t fight heels, and Johnny is probably pissed about losing that Iron Man Match…
Adrenaline’s music plays, nothing. The announcer announces Johnny again, his music plays, nothing. The ref looks confused, as does Endo.
Eco “ok since that coward doesn’t want to come out, start counting, he’ll either get out here, or he goes home with no money.”
The ref starts the count 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,….10?
The ref reluctantly calls for the bell and raises Endo’s arm
WINNER in :10 Endo
Eco-“Damnit, this is not a good way to start things, I never thought that idiot would actually no show, ok we need a match, and since I can’t punish Johnny for starting my night on a craptacular note, then I am going to punish you Endo.”
Endo looks confused, knowing he didn’t do anything wrong.
“Ok, as punishment, you are going to have a three way dance, the first two guys that get out here are your opponents, TAKE THAT!”
The music hits and newcomer Chris Cole makes his way to the ring. The crowd looks to the entrance to see who the third participant will be. Meanwhile, Brad Smoley stumbles out of the crowd, he appears to be drunk, and he appears to be looking for something, he keeps calling “heeeeeeree doggy doggy” He stumbles into the ring and the ref calls for the bell.
Eco-“THIS is the best we can do? Oh for the love of…..”
<Eco slumps into his chair and buries his head in his hands>
Brad Smoley vs. Chris Cole vs. Endo
Before the bell can ring Smark charges to the ring and inserts himself into the match, the Ref looks toward eco and eco waves his hand to allow it. Just then, Grunt leans over and whispers something to eco. Eco rolls his eyes and nods his head, the big man makes his way to the ring as well, before the ref rings the bell, Eco wearily announces
Eco-“ok, since everyone wants to be involved, let’s make this a five way elimination match.
Brad Smoley vs. Chris Cole vs. Endo vs. Smark vs. Grunt
Big schmozz to start as the five guys begin wailing on each other. Smoley attacks Grunt and chops away, Grunt looks rather amused. Chris Cole tears into Smark, wisely Endo just sits in the corner and waits. Endo is amused watching the guys beat on each other. Finally Grunt tires of Smoley’s attempts at offense and head buts him. Endo taunts the fallen Smoley from the corner, Grunt charges in and crushes Endo with a splash in the corner. Cole tosses Smark into the ropes and nails him with a punch to the mouth that sends smark over the top rope. As Endo falls out of the corner, Grunt piles him on top of the fallen Smoley, then hits the ropes and connects with a big splash on the whole pile. The ref counts three.
Brad Smoley is eliminated.
Grunt celebrates and Cole attacks him from behind knocking him over the top ropes. It appears that Endo was not eliminated, the ref points out that his shoulders were not touching the mat. While Cole is jawing with Grunt and Smark outside, Endo comes up behind him, elbows him to the back of the head, spins him and applies the claw. After a few seconds blood is pouring down Cole’s face, he slumps to the canvas and is easily pinned.
Chris Cole is eliminated
Outside Grunt slams Smark on the concrete and splashes him. Not content with that, Grunt picks up Smark and power bombs him through the table. Smark has been broken in half. Inside the ring Endo watches the carnage. Grunt picks up the limp body of Smark and tosses him over the top rope back into the ring. Grunt looks around the ring for something. Endo seizes the opportunity and covers a nearly unconscious Smark, the ref easily counts three
Smark is eliminated
Grunt hears the bell and slowly realizes that it is down to just him and Endo. Grunt knocks the timekeeper aside and grabs a chair. Grunt climbs to the apron, turns and threatens a fan, Endo takes this hesitation to charge the ropes, leap in the air, and hit a shining wizard on the chair. The chair slams into Grunt’s skull sending him tumbling over the ropes back INTO the ring. Endo hits the ropes and connects with a big leg drop, covers, and gets THREE!
WINNER in 7:31 Endo
Grunt is furious and goes after Endo, but Endo escapes before the big man can get hold of him, the ref beats a hasty retreat as well. Grunt is even more pissed now that he has no one to beat on. Finally after a minute, he lowers his head and makes his way back to the top of the ramp. Eco just looks at him and shakes his head. Grunt slumps down in his seat with his head in his hands, is he sobbing?
Eco- Looking at Grunt “Ok, well after that pathetic display, how bout some real action. Blade, you have been on a bit of a tear as of late, Keep this up and you might just end up becoming an asset to the Establishment. Lets see if you can keep this streak up against that pathetic pretty boy, Corax”
Blade vs. Corax
Corax has a crazed look in his eyes as he attacks Blade before the bell rings. Blade quickly recovers and the two stand toe to toe in the middle of the ring wailing away. Finally Blade gets the upper hand by going to the eyes. Blade uses a series of suplexes and back body drops to keep Corax off balance. Blade sends Corax into the corner and follows him in for a clothesline, Corax ducks, and back body drops Blade over the ropes, Blade keeps his balance, lands on the apron, springs to the top rope and hits an impressive moonsault DDT. Blade covers and gets two, the ref’s hand was on its way down for the three count. Blade starts getting frustrated, but quickly calms himself and keeps his advantage. Blade measures Corax, and super kicks him in the mouth when he gets to his feet. Another cover gets two. This time Corax bails out of the ring. Blade follows and chases Corax, Corax is back in the ring first, when Blade follows, Corax turns and knees him in the face, knocking Blade goofy. Now it is Corax turn to press the advantage. The whole time he is punching and chopping Blade he is screaming DRAAAAAGONS. Corax sets up Blade and hits a perfect Tiger Driver, Corax is stunned, cover gets two. Corax climbs the ropes and hits a corkscrew moonsault, then just to be a dick; instead of covering him he grabs his legs and knees Blade in the groin. As Blade writhes on the mat in pain, Corax climbs the ropes going for a flying shining wizard. As Corax gets to the top rope, the lights flash a few times. Up on the MammOOth – Tron Blackdragon comes on the screen. Corax jumps down from the top rope and stares at dragon
-Dragon is holding up his half of the OOWF Tag Titles “Corax, you want this? You want these titles back? Remember how good it felt to call yourself a champion? Make sure you remember that feeling, cause that’s all it will ever be, a memory, there is no way in hell you and that little bitch Hellion will ever get these titles back. At the next PPV, it is on; you two pretty boys want to dance with the Dragons in a Hardcore Falls Count Anywhere Street Fight? It’s on. You better be careful though, your partner is already half crippled, <dragon holds up a glass eye> I would really hate for him to become a pathetic blind man at the hands of the Dragons”
While this promo is going on, Blade grabs his bat from Ayaka and as Dragon finishes, Blade slams it across Corax head. Corax drops, the ref, who was also fixated on the Blackdragon promo missed the whole thing. He turns to see Blade, sans bat, covering an unconscious Corax. Three seconds later we have a winner.
WINNER in 12:04 Blade
Blade and Ayaka leave the ring to head to the back, on their way to the back; eco and Grunt stop them and congratulate them. Inside the ring Corax is struggling to get to his feet, as he does, Blackdragon comes back on the screen laughing hysterically at Corax. Corax takes off to the back. Corax is tearing ass through the halls and as he passes the Ministry locker room he hears someone banging on the door, from the inside, he stops and looks, someone wedged a chair against the door trapping Hellion and Viper inside.
Corax removes the chair and goes inside, Hellion and Viper are not amused.
H-“Corax, I saw what happened out there, The Dragons are done, and don’t worry about that chump Blade, he had to cheat to beat you, we will deal with him later.”
V-“That’s all well and good, but who the hell locked us in here? And Where’s Smoley? And UnderDawg? Where the hell is everyone running off to?”
C-“Man, I don’t know, that was some bullshit though. Dragon is trying to play mind games with us, that bit with the glass eye was weak. I am not trying to be all girlie, but those guys would love it if they tore your good eye out they are sick bastards.”
H-“Don’t worry about them right now, they are not going to play cheap mind games with us. Beside we are the heels, we learn that stuff in Heelology 101, we are the masters of it. Now, I have to make my triumphant return to the ring against Mark Vander whoever the hell that is. I saw those Establishment flunkies ruined his 86 Pinto! HA, who the hell drives a pinto? <Viper gets real quiet> Oh sorry, anyway, I am gonna go squash this jobber.
C-“Well be careful at least, we got your back incase those Dragon idiots decide to show up and try something.
<Hellion goes to the ring>
V-Oh, um hey, did you happen to see Beast anywhere?
Hellion vs. Mark Vander
The two lock up in the middle of the ring. Vander grabs a side headlock. Hellion pushes him off and sends him to the ropes, as Vander goes, Hellion’s eye patch gets caught on Vander’s arm ripping it off. Vander comes back and Hellion is standing there staring at him with one good eye and one gaping hole. Vander turns deathly white, his knees get weak and he collapses, scurrying to the ropes and vomiting out of the ring. The crowd is silent; everyone sits with their mouths wide open. After a few seconds, Hellion realizes what has happened, Hellion bails from the ring and runs to the back. After the ref recovers his senses, he begins to count, in a sort of dazed I-can’t-believe-what-I-just-saw way. After about a minute he finally reaches ten and calls for the bell.
WINNER in 0:45 Mark Vander
After the match Vander’s management team quickly regains their composure and hits the ring, Vander is slumped in the corner dry heaving and shaking. One assistant is tossing Mark Vander teddy bears to the crowd; one hits a little girl in the face making her scream. The other assistant grabs the mic and proudly announces “Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match…. and NEW Osaka Big Power Wrestling Super Junior Ultra-Lightweight Champion, MARK VANDER!!!
Naturally Vander looks confused, you can hear him saying “but I didn’t even pin him, I didn’t even HIT him!” The managers respond “that’s just it, Japanese rules state clearly in paragraph eight, sub-section four- addendum 7.14, line 973, clause 4 that the Osaka Big Power Wrestling Super Junior Ultra-Lightweight Championship can change hands on the occasion of the champion dishonoring the title by being counted out in shame. See you win! The Mark Vander Challenge Continues!”
Vander rolls his eyes and slides out of the ring and heads to the back, both members of his management team are celebrating.
Eco-“ugh that was just repulsive, NEXT MATCH PLEASE!”
Viper vs. Eric O’Mac
Viper carefully makes his way to the ring, looking behind everything, and cringing when there is a loud noise. EOM takes advantage of Vipers hesitation and hits a suicide dive out of the ring to start the match. EOM works over Viper with stiff kicks and clotheslines. Viper momentarily gains the upper hand by low blowing EOM. When he tries a suplex EOM is easily able to reverse it and rolls up Viper for two. It is obvious Viper cannot focus on the match. EOM climbs the ropes and hits a perfect cross body block on Viper for another two count. EOM goes to kick Viper in the midsection, Viper catches his leg, but EOM spins and hits a heel kick that catches Viper upside the head. Viper tumbles out of the ring; EOM follows it with a plancha over the top rope. EOM presses the advantage by hitting a frankensteiner off the apron. The move sends Viper crashing into the steel guardrail. EOM rolls back into the ring to break the refs count. When he comes back out he tries to pick up Viper, but Viper grabs EOM’s tights and slingshots him into the steel ring post. EOM is split open and bleeding heavily. Viper rolls back into the ring to regain his senses. EOM slowly gets back to his feet, and makes his way to the apron. Viper springs off the ropes and hits EOM with a death elbow that knocks EOM off the apron and sends him crashing through the Amish Announce table. Viper gets a cocky grin on his face and rolls out of the ring. Outside HE slams EOM on the floor and knees him across the forehead. Viper rolls EOM back inside the ring and casually slides in and covers the bloody EOM. EOM is able to roll the shoulder at two. Viper picks up EOM and sets up the Sidewinder. Before he can hit it, we hear the sound of a beast screaming and crashing through the arena Viper’s eyes go wide and he nervously looks around the ring trying to anticipate where Beast will attack from. After a few seconds the noise stops, all is quiet. Viper looks puzzled, turns to EOM who jumps on Viper’s shoulders and rolls forward in a victory roll. A stunned Viper cannot kick out before the three count.
WINNER in 9:24 Eric O’Mac
After the match, Ecosystem makes his way to the ring. Naturally he has a mic with him.
“It is time I make my name here in OOWF, s more than the GM. I am a world-class athlete, unlike so many of those slobs in the back. But there is one slob in particular, who has managed to climb his way to the top without having a particular ounce of talent. I am talking about you GimmickMan. What have you done here except lose? Not a damn thing, and tonight will be no different, now drag your sorry carcass out here so I can whip your ass, make it quick so I can get back to my comfy GM chair.”
GimmickMan vs. Ecosystem
Gm hits the ring and when eco steps up to him, he slaps him across the face, hard enough to knock him down. Eco gets back to his feet and charges at GM; GM easily catches him and hits the Spartan Plunge. Float over and cover, ITS OVER! My god that was quick.
Winner in 0:25 GimmickMan
GM celebrates on the ropes, Eco is furious. He calls Grunt to the ring, as GM is celebrating, Grunt comes up behind him and crushes him with a razor’s edge. The two take turns kicking and stomping GM until Hardbody Harris makes the save. HH stuns the two allowing GM time to recover. GM and HH chase the two out of the ring and stand in the corners celebrating.
Eco gets to the top and grabs the mic “OK Harris, you like interfering in my business so much, I’ll tell you what, you have a match, right now, against Axeman! And Gimmick, just so you don’t get any bright ideas, you are banned from ringside. If you come anywhere near the ring, you will be fired immediately!”
GM and HH exchange high fives and GM heads to the back, pausing just long enough to mock Ecosystem.
Hardbody Harris vs. Axeman
The two circle to start then lock up. HH wins the lock up and grabs a side headlock. Axe sends him to the ropes, HH grabs another side headlock. For several minutes HH reverses all of Axe’s moves, relaxing, and not taking his opponent seriously, HH ducks an Axe boot, Axe ducks HH’s attempt at a clothesline and hits an ultra stiff clothesline of his own, dropping HH and splitting his lip open. Axe jumps on HH and rains shots to his head like a jackhammer. The ref finally gets Axe to break, and HH looks a little stunned. Now it is Axe’s turn on the offensive. Axe grabs the leg and dragon whips HH to the mat, wrenching his knee. Axe keeps working the knee using spinning toeholds and various submission moves to keep HH on the mat. Axe drags HH to the corner and slams his leg repeatedly around the post. HH screams in pain. Axe then grabs HH’s injured leg and locks on the figure four around the ring post. HH is screaming in agony, the ref is counting. Finally on the verge of DQ, Axe breaks the hold. While the referee is checking on HH, Axe grabs a chair, pins HH’s injured leg against the ring post with his foot, and slams the chair across the side of HH’s knee. Axe quickly discards the chair as the ref springs up and around. He heard it but didn’t see it, can’t call what you don’t see. Axe slides back into the ring and locks on a half crab on HH’s injured leg. HH is almost delirious from the pain but won’t tap. He fights his way to the ropes, as he is about to reach the ropes, Axe breaks the hold, drags HH back to the center of the ring, and reapplies the hold. HH is clawing his way to the ropes, after several grueling minutes, HH, using the crowds rabid cheering for support is only inches from the ropes. As he makes his final lunge to the ropes, Axe turns and turns the move from a half crab into an STF. Axe grinds his leg applying additional torque on HH’s screaming knee. The ref checks to see if HH wants to quit, he refuses and continues trying to reach the ropes. Finally after what seems like an eternity, HH makes it to the ropes. The ref begins his count, at four Axe breaks. Axe drags HH to the ropes and lays his leg across the bottom rope; he springs off the ropes and drops a knee right across HH’s knee. Axe covers but only gets a two. Axe picks up HH and sends him to the ropes, after about two steps, HH’s knee buckles and he collapses to the mat. Axe laughs. Axe strolls over to HH and tries to pick him up, HH reacts quickly and grabs Axe and rolls him up. HH gets a two count. Axe is up and charges HH, HH holds him off with a shot to the midsection. Axe comes back again; another hard shot to the midsection, when Axe turns HH grabs him and rolls him up again, another two count. Using the ropes HH gets to his feet, Axe comes closer and HH peppers him with rights and lefts. HH winds up for the final shot, Axe ducks it and chop blocks HH taking out his knee again. HH is down clutching his knee; Axe takes a few seconds to recover. Axe grabs HH’s legs and goes for a clover leaf, thinking quick HH rolls him up again and nearly gets a three count. HH is on his knees, Axe charges, using all his remaining strength; HH springs up and hits a European uppercut. Axe staggers, HH is able to unleash some sweet shin music, when Axe is doubled over he nails a sweet DDT. Axe is down, the fans are going crazy. HH slowly gets to his feet, he signals for the To Be Edited In Later! Axe is to his feet, HH sets up for the TBEIL, but before he can finish it, his knee gives out and the two collapse. HH is screaming and grabbing his knee. Axe smells blood, he grabs HH’s legs and drags him to the center of the ring, After dropping a wicked knee on HH’s injured knee, Axe locks in the STF putting a ton of pressure on HH’s knee and wrenching his neck back. HH fights his way toward the ropes, minute after grueling minute passes, again HH is just inches from the ropes, and again before he can reach them Axe breaks the hold, he drags HH back to the center of the ring, but this time instead of the STF Axe locks on the figure four, before he falls back he looks dead in HH’s eyes and yells, “now you are about to see the #1 FIGURE FOUR IN THE OOWF, WHOOOO!” Axe falls back and pulls on HH’s leg for additional pain, finally, HH cannot take anymore, realizing that there is no escape, and that his leg could literally snap at any second, HH taps, the crowd is stunned.
WINNER in 34:57 Axeman
Axe celebrates and takes a parting kick at HH’s knee. The ref calls for medical help, OOWF officials come to the ring and help HH out, he is able walk, with a lot of help from others,
LD Williams vs. Attitude Adjuster
LDW charges the ring and he and AA go face to face, LDW hauls off and belts AA right in the mouth bloodying his mouth, as AA spits out his teeth he motions to the back. Just then dozens of uniformed police pour out from the back and fill the ring, during the ensuing melee, AA bails and grabs a chair. After several minutes, and several shots on the cops, the police restrain LDW in cuffs and begin taking him from the ring. The crowd, not liking either guy, is confused as to what to do. Fortunately AA has that mic
AA-“Williams I tried to warn you. I told you I was going to open up a can of litigation on your sorry ass. You attacked me with a chain, and cheated me out of my rightful title shot at the next PPV. So we are going to let the courts decide to give me what is rightfully mine. Unless…unless at the next PPV, since Moosehead outsmarted you and got Concrete first, at the next PPV, you agree to fight me, if you win, I drop the litigation, when I win, I get your title shot against whomever wins the IC title match.”
LDW – “Screw you, AA, you don’t deserve anything…”
AA-“Screw me? You forget, Williams, I have a restraining order against you, you can not come within fifty feet of me without my permission, I, on the other hand, can do whatever I damn well please. No sir, screw YOU <AA takes the chair and slams it across the handcuffed LDW’s head> Get him out of here boys. The police drag a nearly unconscious LDW from the ring.
WINNER – No Contest
Morte vs. GatorBait - Falls Count Anywhere
Before the match can even start, Eco grabs the mic
E-“Since we are having a PPV this Sunday, LIVE FROM FEARNOT PENNSYLVANIA! And since you two and your partners have a big ol cage match, there will be NO outside interference from either of them. This will be one-on –one, Morte vs GatorBait and Outback Jack vs. LI, if either partner interferes the punishment will be severe.
Lock up to start, after about two seconds of that scientific crap, the two just begin wailing on each other. This is not even an attempt at a Wrestling match. The two are rolling around the canvas gouging at each others eyes, kicking, biting, choking. The battle spills out side the ring and the action is furious on the floor. Morte grabs a chair and swings wildly, GO is able to duck the chair, he picks up a bottle left over from smoley and smashes it on the ringpost. GB charges Morte with a broken glass shard. Morte drop toe holds him onto a chair, the shard comes back and slices GB’s face open. GB barely notices it, Morte is choking GB with the mic cord. Blood squirts all over the fans at ringside. Gb is able to free himself by kicking Morte, GB is back to his feet, he clotheslines Morte and sends him tumbling across the Hungarian Announce table. GB follows Morte over the table and slams his face into the bell. Liking the sound, GB does it ten times. GB picks up a chair and slams it over Morte’s head, reopening the gaping wound on Morte’s skull, blood quickly soaks through his mask and runs down his neck. As the two battle through the crowd, Morte knocks over an old lady, steals her cane and jabs GB in the throat. GB turns and fights for breath, Morte grabs GB from behind leads him up to the concourse. Morte slams GB on the concrete and scales a nearby hot dog vendor’s cart, Morte leaps and hits a leg drop. A handy ref counts one, GB easily kicks out. GB is back on his feet, the two are once again toe to toe the two battle over to the arena steps, Morte spin kicks GB and he tumbles down one flight of stairs, On the landing Morte attempts a piledriver, GB reverses it backdropping Morte down the remaining flight of stairs, Morte slams into the concrete stairs and is in obvious pain. GB dives off the landing and splashes the prone Morte, unfortunately for him he slams his head onto the concrete when he lands. The ref counts, but Morte gets a shoulder up at two and rolls the semi-conscious GB off of him. The two are in the basement of the arena now. Morte sidewalk slams GB onto a stack of pallets and covers for two. The two are both nearing exhaustion. Morte drags a table out of a room and sets it up next to a bigger stack of pallets. Grabbing GB they battle to the top of the much higher pallets, Morte tries a powerbomb from the top of the pallets through the table below, at the last second GB reverses the move, kicks Morte, and hits a chomp from the top of the pallets through the table to the concrete floor below. Morte looks dead, but the move took a lot out of GB as well. GB takes forever to cover, and when he does, Morte is somehow able to roll the shoulder at two. Both men to their feet again, GB picks up a lead pipe and slams it across Morte’s back, Morte staggers toward an open garage door. GB charges Morte, Morte catches him and hits a wicked spinebuster, GB’s head slams against the floor, he is almost out. Morte is back up, he looks around for something, then looks at the garage door. Morte moves GB under the door, jumps up and pulls the door down, GB stops the door with his hands before it can come all the way down and crush his throat, Morte is pushing down with all his might, and GB is doing all he can to keep it off his throat, Morte kicks the prone GB in the midsection, the distraction allows Morte to close the door across GB’s throat, cutting off his air. After a few seconds of the choke, GB goes limp, Morte falls on him and the ref makes a quick three count
WINNER in 27:59 Morte
Afterward officials quickly move in to raise the garage door, After a second, GB is sitting up gasping for breath and grabbing his throat. He sees Morte standing nearby shaking off the cobwebs. GB is to his feet and attacks again, this time the hall floods with officials pulling the two apart. Finally after several chaotic moments, the two are sent their separate ways. Somewhere in the melee of people pulling them apart is LI and OBJ. At some point during the brawl, LI blindsides OBJ with a kick to the back of the head. Its on.
Eco was one of the men in the back, he notices that LI is attacking OBJ, as officials move to break them up, Eco yells “no, let them fight their match does not start next, their match starts NOW!”
Outback Jack vs. LI – Falls Also Count Anywhere
LI keeps up the advantage by pounding OBJ with kicks and punches to the head. LI scoops OBJ and slams him hard on the concrete floor. LI climbs that stack of pallets and tries a moonsault from the top! OBJ easily rolls out of the way and LI slams hard into the concrete. As LI twitches in agony, OBJ gets to his feet, tired of that damn stack of pallets; he pulls the whole stack over on top of LI. Surprisingly he does not go for a pin, instead he looks around for something, finally finding a thick piece of chain, OBJ wraps it around his fist, mounts LI and pummels his forehead until LI is a bloody mess. Blood gushes from numerous cuts on LI’s forehead and face. OBJ picks up LI and whips him toward the closed garage door, LI is able to reverse the move and OBJ crashes into the door hard enough to break the door. As OBJ lies outside on the cold ground, LI steps through the hole in the metal, the edge catches LI on the arm, the sharp metal slices into his forearm. LI recoils, then gets an evil grin. OBJ is on his hands and knees trying to recover, LI kicks him in the ribs, then drags him over to the metal door. LI runs OBJ’s forehead across the razor sharp metal of the garage door, blood pours from his face. LI picks up OBJ and throws him against the grill of a nearby truck, LI charge, but OBJ moves and LI slams into the truck, OBJ thinks quickly and goes behind and rolls up LI, the ref counts two, but LI gets out of it .OBJ pounces on LI and locks on the crossface. The blood pours off of LI’s face and onto OBJ’s hands, as LI is about to tap, his hands become so slippery with blood that his hands slip and the hold is broken. OBJ and LI exchange punches and chase each other around the building to the front. OBJ gets the best of LI when LI tries a plancha off of the cement barrier wall onto a fallen OBJ, OBJ moves and LI crashes to the concrete, it cracks. Apparently THIS concrete cracks. OBJ stalks LI and waits for him to get up, he goes for a boomerang clothesline, LI moves and drop toe holds OBJ through a park bench. With OBJ groggy, LI hits a Tajiri kick, and covers OBJ for two. At this OBJ begins hulking up, shaking off many of LI’s punches and kicks. Desperate, LI looks for a weapon; he grabs a nearby wino and tosses him at OBJ then takes off through the arena entrance. OBJ catches the wino and gently sets him down. Then realizes that the man got wino stank all over him, so he turns and clotheslines the wino, then takes off after LI. OBJ runs down the concourse, when he rounds a corner, LI attacks him and throws him through a plate glass window. LI follows through the door and covers OBJ for a two count. OBJ recovers, grabs a pot of coffee and slams the glass pot upside LI’s head, blood, glass and hot coffee are now all over the room, OBJ goes for the cover, but only gets two. LI escapes by raking OBJ’s eyes. LI runs down the hall to an n elevator, the sign next to it say TO ARENA FLOOR. LI presses the button and waits. The camera can see OBJ charging at LI as the doors open, LI quickly enters the elevator, OBJ almost makes it, but stops as the doors are closing. Before the doors close completely, LI reaches out, grabs OBJ by the throat, and pulls his head toward the door, the doors close momentarily on OBJ’s head, LI lets go, OBJ staggers backward, by the time he realizes what has happened, the doors close and the elevator begins its descent. OBJ frantically presses the button and waits “c’mon, c’mon, c’mon” Finally the doors open and OBJ boards the elevator. OBJ is impatient as the elevator descends the one floor to the arena floor. The doors open and OBJ tears out of the ring, LI is nowhere to be found, OBJ asks some stagehands where LI went, and they point him toward the ring. On the arena floor, LI is in the ring waiting for OBJ, OBJ finally makes it to the ring and the two stand toe-to-toe exchanging chops and punches. LI rakes the eyes, and OBJ staggers, when OBJ turns around again, LIU tries to blind him with the red mist o’ doom, he misses and sprays the referee. The ref falls, LI takes his eyes off of OBJ for a second looking at the ref, OBJ takes this opportunity to pull brass knuckles out of his pants, and he brains LI, knocking him cold. OBJ collapses as well, falling across a dead to the world LI. A new ref makes it to the ring and counts three.
WINNER in 42:08 Outback Jack
Microplay, Moosehead Jack & Niles Anderson vs. Beast, Concrete TG & Canadian Dragon
Niles and CD start things off with a little chain wrestling goodness. After a few hammerlock reversals, CD locks in a headlock. Niles attempts to shrug CD off, but the Dragon from the Great White North is relentless and locks it in tighter. Niles counters by dropping to his knees and shifting his momentum in such away that CD’s shoulders are down. CD releases the hold after a quick kick out and the two transition into a collar and elbow tie up. Niles forces CD into the corner. Ref demands a clean break and it looks as if Niles will acquiesce. Taking a step back, he slaps CD in the mouth. CD explodes out the corner with a clothesline. Niles is back to his feet quickly only to receive a high drop kick that knocks him right back down. The crowd is eating this up as CD poses for the crowd. Niles tags in Moose who proceeds to get the better of CD in a short slug fest. Moose whips CD into the turnbuckles sternum first and follows up with a vicious lariat to the back of his head. CD crumples to the match and Moose commences with the mud hole stomping. The ref admonishes him and Moose allows his disdain for authority to distract him long enough for CD get to his feet. Moose turns and is met with several right hands that stagger him. CD hits a leaping forearm shot that rocks Moose. An attempted Irish whip is thwarted by Moose who reverses it. CD slides under a Moose clothesline, rebounds off the opposite ropes and attempts a cross body. Moose catches him and drills him into the mat with a front slam. Two count as CTG is in for the save. Moose ignores CD to exchange punches with CTG. CD recovers and attempts a roll up. Moose powers out at two then levels CD with a big boot. Dragging his limp carcass to his corner, he tags in MP who lies in with the chops in the corner. CD fights his way out as MP taunts the crowd but is cut short with a thumb to the eye. MP chops CD in the throat then hits an aggressive power slam. Cocky cover gets a two and MP locks in a sleeper. CD immediately elbows free but as he launches himself towards the ropes, MP counters with a high back elbow to the jaw. MP tags Moose back in, as Niles complains. Moose dominates on offense with stiff punches and two short arm clotheslines. Irish whip is met with a heart punch and CD is out. Cover broken up by CTG again and this time Moose demands he tag himself in. CTG in and he and Moose go at it. CTG gets the better of Moose until Moose turns the tides with a spine buster. CTG manages to roll the shoulder at the last possible moment. Moose mounts and drives his fist repeatedly into CTG’s skull. A trickle of blood rolls down CTG’s face as Moose drags him to his feet. A knee to the gut doubles CTG over and Moose backs up a few steps to deliver a running boot to the side of CTG’s head. CTG goes down in a heap and Moose is stalking him. Moose sets up the DDT, but CTG pushes him towards his corner where Niles tags himself in. Moose, unaware of the tag, slams several clubbing blows to CTG’s tender back and plants him with the DDT. Ref will not count and Moose is livid. Niles smiles and he enters the ring and slaps CTG around for a moment. Niles hits a DDT of his own and his lax cover is rewarded by a CTG kick out. Niles is amazed and attempts another, but this time is reversed into a northern lights supplex for two. Niles axe handles a still recovering CTG across the back then locks in a surfboard stretch. CTG draws from the crowd and manages to get to his feet only to have Niles slam his head back to the mat. Niles proclaims “That’s it” and grabs CTG by the head. CTG fights back with some punches to the midsection. Niles whiffs on a clothesline and CTG lands a spinning heel kick to the back of Niles head. CTG is crawling towards the outstretched hand of Beast. Moose interrupts this with a leg drop across the neck. The ref attempts to force him out of the ring. Meanwhile MP is in and nails a neck crunching pile driver. He orders Niles to make the cover and Niles does. The ref turns to make the count but CD is in for the save. He is quickly taken over the top by a Moose clothesline. With the ref distracted Beast makes his first appearance and mauls Niles with a spear. A huge power bomb shakes the ring and he rolls out as CTG makes the cover. Long two count. Niles is remarkably up first and from his knees hammers blow after blow on the prone CTG. Niles gets up and taunts the crowd. CTG staggers to his feet only to find MP back in the ring. A snapmare is followed by a stiff kick to the back and a painful looking chin lock variation. MP smirks as CTG fights the pressure. Beast and a recovered CD get the crowd into it with some slightly off beat clapping. CTG back elbows his way out of the predicament but is immediately taken down with a knee to the gut that flips him over. MP with another beauty of a pile driver after pulling CTG to his feet. THE SUPER SPLASH~! connects, but CD makes the save with a DRAGON SAULT~!
All six men are in the ring now and in the five way melee (CTG is still out) Moose “accidentally” hits Niles with a heart punch. While deciding whether or not to register concern over his error, his is blindsided by a CD jumping spin kick. As the ref attempts to regain control, Beast pulls CTG to their corner. MP kicks Niles out of the ring and Moose return to their corner as the ref watches Beast tag himself in. House of fire routine with clotheslines a plenty. MP staggers towards Moose but CD pulls Moose off the apron and the two brawl on the outside. CD is introduced to the steel steps as Beast sets up for a BIG CLUB O’ DEATH. However, Niles has recovered and hits an upper nut. MP reluctantly tags Niles back in who goes to work on the big man with punches, kicks, and an impressive Irish whip power slam. Beast powers out and begins countering all of Niles attempts at offense. Niles hits a DDT out of nowhere and kips up for no apparent reason. Beast is groggy, STEED D T~! CTG is in for the save and a spring board dropkick to Moose derails any of the big man’s plans to enact any revenge. MP says forget this as the three go ping-pong Niles around. Official tag to CTG. Moose attacks CD again and they brawl into the crowd. Niles looks for a tag but MP steps down and retrieves his WORLD TITLE. Niles backs into CTG, who hooks the half nelson in. CEMENT MIXER~! One, Two, Three and the crowd gets to go home happy.
WINNERS in 35:14 – Concrete TG, Beast and Canadian Dragon
Beast and CTG celebrate as Moose and CD brawl back towards them. Moose, despite the odds continues attacking, but the numbers game gets even him and they pummel away. CTG locks in the SCAFFOLD~! He releases and Beast murders Moose with a BIG CLUB O’ DEATH. Finally, CD scales the turnbuckles and finishes things off with a DRAGON SAULT~! Play that man’s music.
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