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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:55:51 GMT -5
Antoine Cutter & JW Westgaard vs. Brad Smoley & Smark Eric O'Mac vs. Hellion 3 Piece Set vs. GimmickMan & Hardbody Harris Johnny Adrenaline vs. Attitude Adjuster Carl Coolname & Chris Alt vs. Outback Jack & GatorBait Blade vs. Grunt Canadian Dragon vs. LD Williams Corax vs. Ecosystem Niles Anderson vs. Mark Vander - No DQ Hardcore Rules, $100,000 Challenge Match Dragons & Beast vs. Morte, LI & Moosehead Jack Concrete TG vs. Endo - Non - Title Match Donovan Viper vs. Microplay
As usual, card subject to change
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:56:20 GMT -5
JW Westgaard is walking aound backstage: He runs into a stage hand and asks him: Ya seen cutter around? SH: "yeah he was here, but I just saw him pull out of the parking about two minutes ago....the guy's got a pretty bad ass ride." JWW: "well hopefully he is as bad ass as his ride is... if you see him tell him JW is looking for him and he better be ready for our match tonight."
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:56:43 GMT -5
Chris Cole enters the lockeroom where Axeman is seated getting a lapdance from 3 groupies.
CC: Hey Axeman great news. We get to pound on Harris again next week. We have a tag match against him and Gimmickman.
Axeman stands up sending one of the ladies to the floor.
A: Alright. Time to make that man bleed again. Doesn't he know when he has been bested?
CC: Apparently not. We'll have to beat it into him and his partner Gimmickman.
A: You'd think after the countless times we've battered his head with a chair or crushed his legs in the figure four or twisted his back in the cloverleaf he'd..
CC: There is lies your problem Ax. You'd think, as would I. But Hard-on Harris doesn't think. He lacks the capacity. Whatever. No sweat off my sack to batter him some more. Time to celebrate.
Cole walks over to 2 of the women and puts his arms around them and walks off screen. Giggles are heard from the ladies. Axe picks up the other groupie off the floor and then closes the lockeroom door as the screen goes black.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:57:05 GMT -5
Once again, the #1 and #2 FACES IN THE OOWF! will be teaming up.
3 Piece Set? Ha! I bet you guys are playing with each others 3 Piece Sets as I speak!
It's just a matter of time until you two chumps fall prey to the most devestating move in the OOWF - The Spartan Plunge.
Then, after the ref counts the ONE, TWO, THREE with your shoulders on the mat, Hardbody Harris and myself will continue our dominance of the OOWF.
Whatcha gonna do when Gimmick and Hardbody run wild on you?!?!?!?!
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:57:30 GMT -5
*Transcript from this weeks edition of Byte Me on OOWF.com, featuring your hosts Matthews Josh and Spazz with this week's special guest, "No Nickame Required" Chris Alt*
::footage is shown of Chris Alt and Carl Coolname's shocking non-title upset victory over the Dragons on MidWeek Mayhem::
MJ: Wow, Spazz, can you believe it? It's been a wild new year so far here around the OOWF, and things got even wilder this past week when the hot upstart tag team of Chris Alt and Carl Coolname defeated the Dragons!
S: You ain't kiddin Matthews, that match was a rocketbusta! Alt and Coolname have made quite an impact on the tag team scene here, going undefeated in their first few weeks and pulling off upsets over both Hellion and Corax AND the tag team champions, the Dragons. And it's almost gotta make you wonder if the Dragons time as champions is numbered?
MJ: Well, here to answer that question himself is one half of that dynamic duo, the one and only "No Nickname Required" Chris Alt!
::CA enters the studio wearing jeans and a black t-shirt with a pic of him and CC sneering on the front and the words "Revolution X says 'go fuck yourself' " on the back::
S: My man Chris Alt, welcome to Byte Me! How ya feelin after that big win this past week?
CA (taking a seat): Well, it's one of those situatiuons, Spazz... you'd love to sit here and say 'I feel great' but honestly, you're pissed off, because you start wondering why you agreed to a non-title match when obviously you could be the tag team champs, ya know?
MJ: Do you feel like you'll get a rematch?
CA: I hope so, but I don't know. There's a lot of depth in the tag scene, and a lot of teams that are every bit as deserving of a title match as Revolution X is. And you know how the Dragons are, they're going to dodge everybody who they feel like is a threat to their titles, so they'll obviously be dodging us. I mean, look, has anybody heard one peep from them since we handed them a plate full of their own asses with all the trimmings this week?
S: I gotta ask, what's with the Revolution X thing?
CA: Eh, Carl figured if we were going to be a team, we needed a name, and one of our groupies-- excuse me, one of our highly respectable female fans-- picked Revolution X. It worked for us.
S: It's kind of gay.
CA: You think so?
MJ: *I* like it.
CA: Then it must be gay.
S (laughs): Well, either way, I guess it's a name, and it's marketable. So, saying you DON'T get a title rematch anytime soon, where do you go from here?
CA: Well, there's a lot of options for a rising star of my caliber. Carl and I can continue to dominate the tag team division, and eventually we'll HAVE to get a title shot. Or I could go after the IC or even God forbid the World Heavyweight Championship.
MJ: Wait just a second, Chris... you're a phenominal rookie, but you're still a rookie... as much raw potential as you have, do you really think you're on Microplay's level?
CA: There's only one way to find out Matthews... and that's to step into the ring with him. Look, I'm not sitting here calling him out, I'm just saying I'd like a shot at some point. He's got a lot on his plate right now, and as much as I'd like to eventually find my niche as a singles wrestler, I'm getting pretty into this tag title chase. This is all completely hypothetical... but Microplay, if you ever DO wanna issue an open challenge or whatever... well, keep me in mind. I think I could keep up with you.
S: Pretty bold words there, young fella. So this upcoming week, it's you and your boy Carl Coolname up against Outback Jack and GatorBait. How do you see that working out for ya?
CA: Well, it's almost like college football, Spazz... you're coming off this extreme emotional high because you just upset the #1 team, and then the next week you're up against a team who isn't necessarily a lesser team, but certainly ranked lower, and you don't wanna buy into your own hype and not take the next team seriously enough just because you proved you were good enough to beat number one... so yeah, we're staying focused and we look at Outback and Gator as serious threats. But we also looked at Hellion and Clorox as threats and we beat them, and we knew the Dragons were threats and we beat them. I have a lot of respect for Jack and Gator, but I also think that we can beat them if we want it more than they do... and to be honest with you, at this point I think we want it a lot more than they do.
::From there the conversation turns to Alt's training, his favorite wrestlers growing up, his favorite musical acts, and stories about Carl getting wasted and sleeping with fat chicks on the road. For the full transcript check out Byte Me! on OOWF.com::
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:58:29 GMT -5
*We see the same dingy apartment. Blood stained bandages lie on the floor, which some of the rats have ingeniusly engineered into a home, all warm and comfortable. Endo shivers on a sheetless bed.*
Dammit, I need money for ring gear and sheets and real food. I gotta win here at some point. Hey camera guy, you got a few bucks so I can get a Big Mac
Camera guy: You'll just spend it on hookers and booze. E: No, really, I'm done with that. For real this time. CG: No. E: Dangit. oooh, is that running? Cause I'm facing Concrete and I wanted to give him a message.
ahem... Concrete TG, you say you don't crack, as you lie there in the hospital bed, unable to move. What has happened to you is only a taste of what I can do. You saw what happened to Vander, you saw what happened to Chris Cole, you saw me go toe to toe with Moosehead Jack, swap blood like we were in 2nd grade, and most importantly, you saw me
Walk out of the ring.
Moose and I beat the life out of each other. We took each other to the limit, and at the end, I was strong enough to stand up.
You think I'm not 100%, but that's just in the head. You've seen the destruction I can cause, TG. You're stepping into the ring with a very angry and determined Endo. You'd better bring your A-game. And a whole lot of bandages.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:58:57 GMT -5
(Concrete is relaxing at home, still with an ice pack on his neck, held in place with some Ace bandages. He glances up at the camera)
CTG: Ah, Endo - How little you know about Moose. See, you weren't interesting enough for him, so he probably LET you live out of amusement or boredom.
In my case, well, Moose just wants me dead and my body parts scattered across the ring in a random pattern for some soothsayer to read.
So while you crash in dingy apartments and share crumbs and booze with the rats, I'll be here, in my humble abose, resting up a bit and preparing for our bout.
I'm not looking past you, Endo. Don't worry.
And if you need bandages, just ask. I have a few here with your name on em.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:59:28 GMT -5
Johnny Adrenaline and L.D. Williams are in a car travelling to Midweek Madness:
JA: "You can't win the World Title, Canadian Dragon isn't the champion, Microplay is."
LD: "Win? You don't win the world title anymore, you just steal it from whoever's carrying it around."
JA: "You're insane."
LD: "Come on man, I gotta have some fun. At least you get to beat on Attitude Adjuster."
JA: "Concrete's new best friend."
LD: "I don't know what's sadder, the fact he's pretending to give a damn about Concrete, or the fact Concrete seems to be buying it."
JA: "Neither one of them really has a choice I guess. They both know we'll destroy them on their own. Together...well, we're still gonna kill 'em, it's just gonna take a little longer."
L.D. laughs as the camera fades out.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 19:59:53 GMT -5
MHJ is in his dark room, lit only by the single bulb, he has just finished watching CTG's promo on a small monitor.
Interesting,
Concrete you seem to think that I want you dead. That tells me two things, one, you seem to think that I am not capable of getting the job done, if I wanted you dead, you would be a memory here in the OOWF. Think back just a bit, I had you hanging by your neck, gasping for air. I held your life in my hands at that moment, and I decided to allow you to live. I could have held on for a few more seconds, but I chose to let you fall to the floor.
And two, you really have not been paying attention have you? You see, as I just said, if I really wanted you gone, you would be gone already. You imply that I was just toying with Endo, I beg to differ. See in our short match Endo proved something to me, he proved that he is not worth my wrath, that is, at this moment I feel no need to fall upon him and destroy him. No,no my friend, if there is anyone here in the OOWF that I enjoy toying with it ..is...you.
Think about it for a moment Concrete, there have been several occasions where I could have ended your career, your life, your means of survival, but I chose not to, I chose to let you go. You yourself has said that it has made you stronger, well my friend, that was not an accident. See I like challenges, I like someone who can stand up and fight, the first night I was here in OOWF I could have destroyed you, I could have taken you right there and ended it all before it got started. But I didn't.
See, I see something in you, deep inside there is a side of you that you never want anyone to see. There is a dark side of you that is just begging to be released. But you keep it down, you pander to these idiot fans, you lead your little group around, you kiss babies, you sign autographs, you do all the right things that make you popular
And you hate it all
Deep inside I know you hate it all, hell its not that hard to see, not if, like me, you know what to look for. So I have pushed, I have prodded, I have caused you more pain and suffering than anyone else ever has. Why? Its real simple Concrete, its so simple that even you have realized it. I have made you a tougher champion, I have made you fight tooth and nail to keep what is most important to you. Now, I am going to go one step further, I am going to push you over the edge, I am going to take you into my world, a world of pain, and suffering and misery.
Now ask yourself why? Why would I do that? Its real simple, one because it will make you miserable, and it would make you mine, when I push you to the point of no return, you and I will be unstoppable. You and I, and a few others, you don't need to worry about who just yet, will own this business. And, once you are pushed that far, beating you will mean even more. Beating you will be like beating....me, then and only then will taking that title from you truly mean something.
My friend, dark days are ahead for you, days of pain and suffering, they say it is always darkest before the light, Concrete, I am your light.
Trust me
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:00:40 GMT -5
*Ax-man walks into Gimmickman’s locker room*
A: Oh it’s you. Where’s your boss?
G: My Boss?
A: Yeah, the #1 face in the OOWF HardBody “SoftCock” Harris, I didn’t come here to talk to some second banana.
G: Second banana, me, look I don’t have a boss; I’m my own man.
A: Yeah, yeah a gimmickman to boot. Look sally, your Spock to his Kirk, Scully to his Mulder…
G: Can you do this without using sci-fi references?
A: yeah, ummm, your the rest of the Ninja turtles to his Leonardo, but I was always more of a Donatello man my self. But that’s not important. Oh yeah, Dick Grayson to his Bruce Wayne. Now if you excuse me I a very busy man and I don’t have time to talk sidekicks.
*Ax-man exits*
G: I’m not a sidekick.
*Ax-man pops back inside*
A: Yes you are, Dick.
*Exits*
*Meanwhile on the other side of the arena, Chris Cole bumps into the #1 Face in the OOWF*
C: Well well well, if it isn’t the #1 face in the OOWF.
H: What do you want, can’t this wait until midweek mayhem when I kick you ass all…
C: now that’s all fine and dandy, for now, I’ve just come to say, well me and Ax, were sorry and can we get out of this.
H: Your asses are getting kicked all over whatever stadium were in for that particular event.
C: Man, were really scared, I mean the #’s 1 and 2 faces, we don’t stand a chance
H: Then you should have thought about that before sticking your nose where it didn’t belong.
C: you make a good point
H: and so do you, you don’t stand a chance
C: Yeah. Unless,
H: Unless what?
C: Gimmickman, I mean he might not only be the number 2 face in the OOWF, but he might also be the number 3 guy in the 3 piece set. I mean why settle for being the #2 guy in town, when you can be a part of the #1 faction. Hey remember when I came out as the second member of the set, oh yeah you lost that match. But Gimmickman might not be, but he could be, then again you could be the 3rd guy, but I wouldn’t know, hey Ax doesn’t know either, neither would Gimmickman, it’s that top secret. Anyway I’ve got stuff to do, See you tonight in that match we’ve got. Should be a good one!
*Chris walks off and meet’s up with Ax-man*
A: How did it go?
C: I told him that Gimmickman could be our 3rd guy.
A: that’s great. I called the #2 face; a sidekick and then I called him “Dick” Grayson.
C: That’s gold, pure gold, who’s Dick Grayson?
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:01:26 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live From Belcher, New York
Live from the Big Unnamed Recreational Pavilion!
ANTOINE CUTTER & JW WESTGAARD vs. “HOLLYWOOD” BRAD SMOLEY & SMARK
BS comes out to the sound of Voodoo Child complete with fake and bake tan (actually it looks like he sprayed his body with orange spray paint) a fake beard painted over his beard (wtf?) and a weight belt, well actually it is a regular belt. BS tries to play air guitar with it as he makes his way to the ring, but playing air guitar and walking gets him a bit winded, so he just leans on Smark for support.
Once in the ring, JWW tries to attack BS but Smark gets in the way, no problem, JWW body checks Smark into the corner and proceeds to pummel him silly. Meanwhile Cutter is lighting up BS with kicks and chops. This match was a slaughter. Westgaard throws Smark from the ring and follows him out where he backs him against the railing and beats him senseless. JWW picks up Smark and press slam/power slams him on the concrete floor. Back inside, BS reverses an AC whip and tries a big boot, but only gets his leg a few inches off the mat. AC stops and watches the spectacle, grins an evil grin, then destroys BS with a Fusion Fist Cutter. With Smoley face down on the mat, AC applies the Neck Fusion, Smoley quickly submits. Outside the ring, for good measure, JWW kills Smark with a Spinning pile driver. WINNERS in 3:01 JW Westgaard & Antoine Cutter
ERIC O’MAC vs. HELLION
EOM does not play to the crowd as he makes his way to the ring; he just has an expression of dead seriousness. Hellion is making a rare singles appearance. Good back and forth chain wrestling to start. EOM gets the upper hand by catching Hellion with a spin kick to the mouth. EOM hits the Rolling thunder, then leaps to the top rope and hits a spinning leg drop for a two count. Hellion bails out of the ring, EOM tries a suicide dive, but Hellion moves out of the way. Hellion hits a twist of fate on the floor and makes his way back into the ring. EOM makes it in, barely beating the ten count. Back inside, Hellion takes over using slams and knees to the back to keep EOM grounded. Hellion locks on a Boston crab in the middle of the ring. EOM fights his way to the ropes. Hellion sets up EOM for a superplex, EOM knocks him off, EOM tries for a frog splash, Hellion rolls out of the way, EOM is able to roll through the move and gets to his feet quickly, Hellion charges and eats a super kick. EOM picks up a groggy Hellion hits a cradle pile driver then climbs the ropes and finishes the match with a frog splash. The ref counts three. WINNER in 15:49 Eric O’Mac
3PIECE SET vs. HARDBODY HARRIS & GIMMICKMAN
3PS makes it to the ring first, before his music can hit HH flies to the ring and attacks the two. HH hits a few moves to start, but Ax and CC quickly overwhelm him, dropping him with a 3D before GM makes it to the ring, finally as GM enters, the two turn on him and shower him with punches and kicks. The ref is already struggling to maintain control. HH gets back to his feet and attacks AX the two fall from the ring. HH tries for a To Be Edited In Later, but Ax reverses it and slams HH’s face into the ring post. Inside the ring GM sends CC to the ropes and hits a spine buster for two, Ax breaks up the pin with a knee to the back of the head. Ax holds GM while CC slaps him across the face. Every time HH tries to get back on the ring apron, AX or CC knocks him off with a knee. Gm finally breaks free hitting a European upper cut on CC knocking him from the ring. HH is beside himself with rage and slides under the bottom rope with a chair. Before he can slam it across Ax’s head, the ref stops him and tries to take the chair from him. With the ref and everyone else distracted, CC slides back into the ring and kills GM with a chair shot to the head. Cole picks up GM and hits a reverse tombstone, HH breaks up the pin before he gets three, but Ax comes back in and clips HH in the knee HH falls to the outside where CC follows him. Inside, GM looks glassy eyed and dazed, possibly because of a concussion from the chair shot. AX takes advantage of this and hits an enzeguri, GM collapses and AX covers him for the pin. WINNER 3Piece Set in 17:04 Outside the ring, CC slams HH’s knee into the ring steps, with HH trapped between the steps and the ring, grapping his knee in pain, CC slams a chair down across his head. HH slumps to the floor. CC rolls HH back into the ring, AX immediately mounts him and showers his head with punches. CC sends GM to the ropes and hits a huge spine buster; GM’s head slams into the mat. Ax locks on an Indian Death Lock on HH’s tender knee threatening to break it. Finally officials get Cole and Ax off of the two and call for medical help. GM is helped from the ring, HH refuses any help, instead he sits in the corner seething.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER
Stare down commences and AA slaps JA. JA shakes his head in disbelief before staggering AA with a big right hand. Several more have AA reeling and JA sends him into the ropes, dropping him with a back elbow. AA slides out quickly for a time out, but JA is right behind him and drives him face first into the Laotian Announce Table much to the delight of the crowd. AA staggers into a JA clothesline. JA rolls into the ring to break the count. Tries to collect AA, who hits the upper nut just out of the ref’s sight. AA drives JA back first into the apron, then hits a nasty power slam on the unforgiving floor mats. Two-footed stomp to the back is followed by a hard Irish whip into the even less forgiving ring steps. AA rolls back in and demands the ref to count his ass out. JA is up at the six and AA nails a baseball slide that sends JA into the barricade (yep we got those steel sum bitches, not those nancy-pancy padded ones). AA drops JA across the barricade with a nasty back suplex. Once again he demands a count out, but JA back up. This time JA gains the advantage with a double leg take down and mounted punches. He drills AA face first into the ring post, and then rolls him into the ring. Slingshot body press gets a two and AA is quickly on the defense as JA goes ape shit with punches and chops ending the flurry with an Irish whip and a beautiful drop kick. However, AA is back up first because of JA’s back. AA immediately grinds his knee into the back and attempts to link it with a chin lock, but JA reverses it by grabbing AA’s other leg and knocking him off balance. From his back JA drives both feet into AA’s face. Both are down until six. Slugfest ensues and AA gets the better of it until AA counters a clothesline into a backslide. Two count and AA with the boots to the gut. Reversals aplenty as both men attempt DDTs. JA hits the ill-advised Northern Lights, but his bad back prevents a bridge. AA turns him over and drops a few elbows into his tortured back. AA picks JA up by the hair and Irish whips him. JA ducks the clothesline, but on the rebound is caught with a tilt-a-world back breaker. 2 count and AA is livid. Attempts another and JA somehow lands on his feet and hits an STO out of nowhere. Can’t make the cover and AA has time to get back to his feet. Signals for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~!!!, but JA counters into an ADRENALINE RUSH~!!! Attempt, which is countered into a roll up. JA up first and brings the rights and lefts. Hard Irish whip into the corner and JA hits corner punches with the crowd counting to ten with him. Another Irish whip to the opposite corner and he follows with a knee to the gut. Picking him up, JA motions for one more time. This time however, the ref gets close enough for AA to pull him into the second gut check that crumples the ref to the mat. With the ref down and AA retrieves a steel chair and waits for JA to come after him. As JA grabs AA by the hair to pull him back in, AA slams the chair across JA’s head. Quickly, he sets the chair in the ring and drills him with the ATTITUDE ADJUSTEMNT~!!! onto the chair. He kicks the chair out of the ring then revives the ref. As the groggy official watches on, AA pulls an unconscious JA to his feet and plants him with another ATTITUDE ADJUSTEMNT~!!! for the academic 3 count. WINNER in 21:01 Attitude Adjuster
CARL COOLNAME & CHRIS ALT vs. OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT
GB and CA start things off with a collar and elbow tie up. CA gets the better of GB and drives him into the turnbuckles. Clean break and CA smirks as they lock up again. GB quickly takes CA down with some amateur goodness and the two counter one another’s hammerlocks until CA locks in a side headlock. GB counters into a pin fall attempt and a rapid-fire sequence of near falls follows after some single leg takedowns and counter reversals into pins. Both men up and CA levels GB with a clothesline. CA with the Irish whip and hip toss attempt, but GB counters with an arm drag and a lightning quick dropkick. CA rolls to his corner and tags in CC. CC quickly gets the upper hand and beats on GB for a while. Hard Irish whip into CC/CA corner and quick tag to CA who goes to work with shoulder blocks to the midsection and a fall-away drop kick. Pulls GB to his feet, snap mares him over and hits a vicious kick to the spine. GB crawls away, but is cut off quickly when CA grabs his leg. Enziguri puts CA down however and once again GB makes the slow crawl. CA tags in CC who immediately drops an elbow to GB’s back. A little brawling and somehow GB gains the upper hand after countering a missed super kick into a victory roll. GB up and lunges for OBJ, who immediately flattens CA with a shoulder tackle. They run the ropes a bit and CA manages a deep arm drag that catches the big man off guard. CA working the arm bar, but OBJ back to his feet and lays in the heavy blows. CA is sent into the ropes and is the recipient of a huge back body drop. OBJ riles the crowd up as CA quickly gets to his feet only to leave them again after a big boot. CA hits a DDT out of nowhere and tags in CC who immediately begins exchanging punches with OBJ. Irish whip counted by the big man, who kills CC with a spine buster. CA breaks up the count with a drop kick to the head. OBJ up, and CC goes low with a drop kick to the knee. He then dissects it with stiff kicks, stomps, and a knee breaker. CA in with a leg drop targeting the knee. Double team flapjack hangs OBJ across the ropes. CA with a reverse Dragon Screw leg whip and OBJ is really hurting. After a few minutes in a Brock-Lock-like submission, OBJ manages to over power CC and makes it to his corner, but not before the Cs attack in earnest pounding away at him. GB leaps into the ring and is a casa en fuego. Drop kicks for both his opponents. A running enziguri to CA sends him crashing to the mat. CC halts the rally momentarily with a knee to the gut and an Irish whip, but GB reverses it, and pulls CC back into a T-Bone suplex. CA recovers and hits reverse DDT. CC back up and waits for GB. COOL FINISHER~!!! connects flush with GB’s jaw and he is out. Ref refuses to count however because OBJ never tagged out. CC gets in the ref’s face, and OBJ limps up enough speed to murder CC from behind with the BOOMERRANG~!!! GB gets enough wits about him to prevent CA from breaking up the count and three mat slaps later, and the team from down under garners another W. WINNERS in 17:44 Outback Jack & GatorBait
BLADE vs. GRUNT
Blade attacks to start and keeps Grunt off balance by working on his legs. Every time Grunt tries to grab Blade, Blade evades him and kicks at his legs. Grunt finally gets a hold of Blade grabbing him by the throat for a choke slam. Grunt holds him in the air for a second; Ayaka is up on the ring apron, distracting Grunt long enough for Blade to go to the eyes. Grunt lets go, Blade hits the ropes an comes off drop kicking Grunt’s leg knocking the big man off of his feet Blade climbs the ropes and connects for a big leg drop that gets a two count. Blade continues to work on Grunt’s knee, trying various submission moves trying to keep the big man grounded. Blade nearly gets a submission when he locks a STF on Grunt, Grunt is able to power out of the move, rolling over to his back and rolling Blade’s shoulders to the mat. Blade is able to free himself before the ref can make the three count. Both men are back to their feet, Blade charges, but gets caught in a Grunt press slam. Grunt tosses Blade over the top rope to the floor. Grunt follows him out of the ring, picks up Blade and drops him throat first across the metal barricade. Ayaka is screaming encouragement to her man, Grunt turns toward Ayaka and takes a few steps toward her, she flees for her life. When Grunt turns back around, Blade hits him with a spin kick. Blade charges again, Grunt catches him, lifts him for a choke slam, again before he can drop Blade, Ayaka slams Grunt across the back with the bat. Grunt drops Blade and falls to his knees. Blade rolls into the ring while the ref begins counting out Grunt. With everyone’s attention focused on he ref and Grunt, no one notices the Establishment storming the ring. Ecosystem levels Blade with an elbow to the back of the hear, then picks him up and destroys him with a cradle pile driver, then, to make sure he is down, he hits a snap brain buster. Outside the ring, Morte and LI stalk Ayaka, Ayaka turns to run, and runs right into Grunt. Grunt grins, grabs Ayaka and plants a big kiss on her, then shoves her into the waiting arms of Morte and LI. Ecosystem clears out of the ring and Grunt makes his way back inside. Grunt grabs Blade, whips him into the corner crushes him with an avalanche, Blade staggers out of the corner and collapses, Grunt hits a big splash and that is it. Grunt covers and the ref counts three. WINNER in 11:51 Grunt
NILES ANDERSON vs. MARK VANDER – No DQ, Hardcore $100,000 Challenge Match,
Niles attacks to start, showing an aggression that we have never seen from him. He sends NA to the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, traps him then sends him to the opposite corner and hits another clothesline. Everything Anderson tries, Vander is able to reverse it to his advantage. In desperation Anderson goes to the eyes and sets up Vander for a DDT, Vander reverses it into a backdrop, then hits a clothesline from hell. Anderson bails from the ring. Vander follows only to get dropped onto the metal steps. Anderson escapes into the ring, Vander is left outside bleeding. Anderson regains his composure and goes outside, waits on Vander to get to his feet and slams him across the head with a chair. Anderson rolls him back inside and makes the cover; Vander is able to roll his shoulder at two. NA rolls back outside and brings the chair back in, he charges at Vander with the chair, Vander gets a foot up and the chair slams back into Anderson’s head, splitting his forehead open. Now it is Vander’s turn, he grabs the chair and waits on Anderson to get to his feet, Vander destroys Anderson with a chair shot to the head, picks him up, goes behind and Dragon Suplexes him onto the chair. Before he can make the cover, the lights go out, then a strange black light fills the arena bathing things in a strange glow. Vander gets to his feet and looks around. Suddenly Endo is on top of him pounding away. Endo scoops up Vander and sit down pile drives him (rikishi’s old finisher) Endo then slaps on the claw hold, Vander quickly collapses to the mat, he tries to fight off Endo but to no avail, blood gathers in a pool around Vander’s head and his body goes limp. The lights go out again, when they come back on, Vander is lying unconscious in a pool of blood and Niles is on top of him, Endo is nowhere to be found. The ref has no choice, he makes the three count. WINNER in 24:14 Niles Anderson
In the ring, Niles looks confused at what has just happened, then he realizes that Vander is beaten, and he is $100,000 richer. Anderson gets up, lays a few more kicks on Vander then applies the Precision Incision! Vander screams in pain, his management team recoils in horror. Finally the refs pull Anderson off of Vander and he smirks and makes his way back to the back.
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. LD WILLIAMS
Canadian Dragon walked to the ring to a loud ovation as he carried the stolen World Title over his shoulder. He climbed into the ring and toured the turnbuckles showing it off as if it was his. This, however, cause a distraction long enough for LD Williams to attack from behind and control the match. Williams hit CD with a vicious German suplex that caused the announcers to scream that he was broke in half. Williams continued to pound on CD for a good 6 minutes, hitting various moves. However every time he went for a cover CD somehow kicked out. Towards the end of the match, CD finally started to get his 2nd wind. The crowd clapped as he started to get out of a sleeper hold. He rose to his feet and back suplexed himself out of the hold. The ref started the 10 count as both men lay on the ground winded. At this time out from the back walked the World Champion Microplay to finally get his title back. The ref counted to 9 win CD kipped up. He climbed the top rope when he glanced out of the corner of his eye Microplay about to grab the Title. He changed his direction from Williams to Microplay and launched himself towards the World Champion with the Dragon sault. The champ didn't have time to move and CD landed on top of him and both men crashed to the floor. The crowd was going wild as replays were shown of the high-risk move. As the ref was distracted, Williams rolled outside and started walking towards both men who were lying on the ground motionless. He was ready to attack when he noticed the World Title on the floor next to them. He picks it up and looks at it and grins. The ref sees this and grabs the belt from LD, who begins arguing with the ref. Meanwhile both CD and Microplay are getting to their feet. CD shoves Microplay into the ref, knocking him to the ground. The ref turns and starts yelling at Microplay, throwing him from ringside. With the ref distracted, Williams slides into the ring with the belt as CD crawls right behind. Williams waits for CD to stand and swings the belt. CD ducks and takes the belt from Williams and clocks him in the head knocking him out. CD quickly covers him as the ref slides back in and counts the 1..2..3. WINNER in 14:23 Canadian Dragon
Sexy Female Journalist #7 catches up with Niles Anderson in the back. Niles is sitting counting the money he just won from Vander
SFJ7 – Mr. Anderson, can I have a word with you for a moment? NA – What? What do you want? SFJ7 – Mark Vander says that you could never have beaten him fairly, that you needed Endo’s interference to defeat him NA – Boo hoo Vander, look I didn’t need that pasty freak Endo’s help to beat you, I am 100PM, it was only a matter of time until I took your undefeated streak, your money, and your pride. SFJ7 – so why did Endo interfere in your match then? NA – How the hell should I know? While we’re on it though, Endo, stay out of my business, you served a purpose tonight, but unless you want the Establishment up your ass, keep your nose out of our affairs. <looks at SFJ7> Hey sweetie, how’d ya like to earn some of this money? SFJ7 - <smiling sheepishly> well sure. . NA - <tossing a ten dollar bill at her> THEN GO WASH MY CAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Anderson walks away laughing to himself, SFJ7 sits and pouts like a sad little puppy>
CORAX vs. ECOSYSTEM
Both men came the ring accompanied by their tag partners. The contest started off with a heated stare down between Corax and Eco. They talked trash before exchanging punches. Eco then blocked a punch from Corax and went for the early victory by trying to hit his finisher Endgame but Corax countered it into a neck breaker. He then quickly tried for The Trickster's Trap but it was countered by Eco into a schoolboy that nearly had the pin. Eco kicked out and jumped back as they stared each other down again as the crowd enjoyed the flurry of moves with a nice round of applause. They locked up again and Eco took the advantage. He dominated for a good 6 minutes before Corax ducked a cross body from the top rope. He then hit a couple of dropkicks that kept Eco down. Corax ran the ropes but was tripped by Grunt. Corax took exception and turned around and started arguing. Hellion then ran around the ring and launched himself off the stairs onto Grunt. Grunt caught him though and slammed him to the ground. He continued putting the boots to him until Corax slid outside and went to help his partner. He started laying into him with punches to the head. Hellion came to and joined in the fight. All 3 were going at it when Ecosystem came flying over the top rope onto all 3 men. Everyone was on the ground. Things settled down again as Corax and Eco went back into the ring and continued the match. 7 minutes of solid action went on after this. No clear-cut advantage for either man. In the end, Corax went to hit Eco with a splash in the corner but he pulled the ref in front of him knocking him down. Grunt took the opportunity and slid into the ring. Hellion would have none of it and slid in as well. A brawl started between the 2 sides. Corax and Hellion gained the advantage by knocking Eco down then taking Grunt to the outside. As the two worked on Grunt, Eco was getting to his feet when out of the crowd came Canadian Dragon. He slid into the ring holding the World Title and when Eco turned around blasted him in the head with it knocking him out. CD ran off into the crowd again. Corax and Hellion had no idea what happened and when Corax jumped back into the ring he looked perplexed. He took advantage and covered Eco as the ref was coming back. He counted 1.....2.......3. Corax and Hellion celebrated as Grunt helped Eco back to the back, not knowing they had been helped. WINNER in 12:12 Corax
DRAGONS & BEAST vs. MORTE, LI & MOOSEHEAD JACK
Beast and Jack started out in the match but it quickly became a hardcore style free for all. Morte couldn't handle not doing something so he went outside pulled out a trash can lid and slid into the ring clocking Beast over the head. Soon all 6 men were in the ring. The Dragons quickly threw LI outside the ring and then double-teamed Moosehead Jack with some tag team moves. Meanwhile, Morte was going to town on Beast outside the ring with the trash can lid. He then moved the padding outside away and hit a DDT on the concrete, busting Beast wide open. He laughed and pulled out a table. He sat it up and put Beast on top of it. He then jumped off with his finisher the MaxiMorte and broke through the table. Both men were out of it with "Holy S#%@" chants ringing throughout the arena. Inside the ring, LI finally crawled back in with a kendo stick and helped Jack who was reeling from the double team by the Dragons. He smacked BD over the head and opened him up. He then turned it to SD and smacked him across the back. He gave another good smack that knocked him to the ground. Jack got up and started to put the boots to SD as LI picked BD up for a pile driver. BD countered and backdropped him over the top rope to the outside. He then suplexed Jack and then took a running leap over the top onto LI. Beast and Morte were now getting back to their feet albeit slowly and started to slug it out again. Beast was dripping still with blood and wore a crimson mask as he picked up a piece of the table and smacked Morte across the face. Morte started screaming in pain as he was busted open. Morte turned around into a baseball slide from SD, knocking him back into the guardrail. He then slid out and pulled a ladder from underneath the ring. The crowd was on their feet wondering what they would see with this. He went back into the ring and put it into the corner. He walked over to Jack and picked him up. SD then whipped Jack into the corner but it was reversed and SD hit the ladder with a sickening thud. LI climbed back into the ring and both he and Jack picked up the ladder and rammed the returning Beast with it as he entered the ring. They raised the ladder up but didn't see BD on the top turnbuckle. He leaped off the top and dropkicked Jack in the side, which caused him to move to the side and push the ladder into LI who went flying back to the outside. BD then hit Jack with a few punches then bodyslamed him onto the ladder. Beast was already perched on the top rope but BD also wanted some and climbed the other side. They both looked at each other then jumped off. Beast hit a leg drop on Jack's head as BD did a frog splash. Jack started to scream in pain and rolled to the outside. Morte then pushed a table into the ring after having set one up outside. BD walked over and started to stomp Morte. He ordered Beast to set up the table as SD slid into the ring. They laid Morte onto the table and SD climbed the top rope. BD then grabbed SD's leg and waved his finger saying no no no. He then pointed at the ladder, which the crowd started going nuts about. Beast walked over and picked the ladder up setting it up in the corner. SD then climbed to the top and stood a top the ladder. Before he could do anything, LI came running around the ring and jumped up on the apron and pushed it. SD went flying off the top of the ladder to the outside and through the table that Morte had set up earlier. Again "Holy S@#%" chants broke out as BD jumped outside to check on his fallen friend. As he was doing this, LI came up from behind Beast and attempted to hit him with a trashcan. Beast ducked it and did a swinging kick hitting him in the face, knocking him down. He quickly covered LI up and the ref counted the 1....2.....3 as Morte attempted to crawl over and break it up. The crowd gave a standing ovation to the brutality of this match as all 6 men were wearing crimson masks.
CONCRETE TG vs. ENDO – Non-Title Match
Endo comes out strong, dropping Concrete with a clothesline then choking him until the ref threatened DQ. Endo keeps CTG off balance with several karate thrusts to the throat, and works on that damaged neck. Endo nearly gets a quick fall when he picks up CTG and belly to back suplexes him into the corner. The back of CTG’s necks slams against the turnbuckle. Endo maneuvers CTG into his sit down pile driver, but CTG is able to reverse it into a pile driver of his own. CTG rallies and hits a sit down power bomb and climbs the ropes. As Endo gets to his feet, CTG hits a missile dropkick. With Endo out, CTG gets to his feet, and the lights go out again, once more the arena is bathed in a strange black light, Endo fakes an injury and grabs the ref down to the mat, close to him. A masked man hits the ring with a chair and crushes CTG with a chair shot to the head. The masked stranger picks up CTG and tombstone pile drives him on the chair. Just like that he is gone and the lights come back on. Endo quickly crawls over to CTG and makes the cover; the ref is confused, but makes the count anyway. WINNER in 11:41 Endo After the match the masked man comes back into the ring and stomps away at CTG. Endo applies the claw; CTG squirms in pain as the blood flows freely from his forehead. They pick him up for a spike pile driver but Attitude Adjuster, Mark Vander, Beast and The Dragons hit the ring and chase the two off.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. MICROPLAY
V lays into MP as soon as the bell rings. He dominates the opening minutes with punches, kicks, and a front power slam. V is possessed and stalks MP. Some kicks to the gut and a hard Irish whip into the turnbuckles is followed by a vicious clothesline the slumps the champ over. V stands over him and taunts, allowing MP to pull him jaw first into the top turnbuckle. MP with the mud hole stomping and foot choke. Breaks at four and taunts the crowd. First lock up of the match and MP shows some of those technical skills he’s bragged about. After several counters, MP catches V with a back elbow and an atomic drop followed immediately by a clothesline. Pulls V to his feet and catches some punches to the midsection for his trouble. Stops that with a rake of the eyes and a front dropkick to the face. 2 count and MP drops the knee across the forehead. More posturing to the crowd and V is able to get to his feet. V and MP engage in the classic “Iblockyourpunchbutyoudon’tblockmine” leading to V taking the advantage with a huge spine buster. Snap suplex and float over cover get V a two count. MP goes to the eyes again and proceeds with the fisticuffs. Irish whip and a beautiful drop kick send V onto the outside. MP follows and drops V throat first against the railing. Vicious chop to the throat drops V and MP rolls in to break the count. Rolls V back in and grinds the elbow into his neck and gets a two count. Rear Naked Choke, but V gets to the ropes. MP is confident and as soon as V is up, hits an “I wish Randy Orton did his this pretty” diamond cutter. Two count and MP is mildly put off by this. He presses his advantage, but V manages to back-body drop his way out of a pile driver attempt. Manages to hit the rolling DDT/Leaping DDT combo for a near fall and he can feel it as MP pulls himself up. MP drops to the mat to avoid the DEATH ELBOW~!!! attempt and hits a quick schoolboy with both feet on the ropes. But V is not to be deterred and kicks out. MP begs off, but V ain’t having none of that and pounds him in the head with vicious blow after blow. Three reversals of an Irish whip and V ducking leads to the DEATH ELBOW~!!! It’s over but just as the ref is about to count three, Canadian Dragon descends from the heavens (well the top rope) with a leg drop to the back of V’s head. The ref demands to an explanation and CD simply shoves him aside before wrapping a chain around his arm. V is up slowly and gets killed with a DEATH ELBOW~!!! Ref calls for the bell and V gets the DQ win. WINNER by DQ in 26:46 Donovan Viper
Camera cuts to the back where we see Niles Anderson walking down the hall counting out a big stack of money. He gets to an unmarked door and enters; inside we see a masked man and Endo
NA – great job, just like we planned. Like we agreed here is your half, fifty thousand dollars (hands Endo a stack of money) So are you on board with us?
Endo – yeah, this is gonna be fun, those idiots Vander and Concrete never saw what hit them, they won’t take Endo lightly anymore will they?
Masked Man (removing the mask to reveal. . .Moosehead Jack!) I told you guys, playtime is over, Endo now that you are part of The Establishment, no one can stop us. Our time is now.
Trust me.
Thanks for coming out, tune in next week for more OOWF action!
This has been an Ecosystem Production, Produced by Black-Jack-Me Productions in accordance with OO and its subsidiaries.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:02:09 GMT -5
BD makes faces as Jennifer applies the anti-bacterial cream to his wounds. SD, his expression unreadable, watches on as Beast and CTG converse excitedly.
BD: Well, except for CTG's cheap loss, I think things our looking good for the Knights of the...
Beast eyes him warily.
BD:....yeah, we'll work on that later. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you guys how good it feels to be surrounded by a group of guys who don't back-stab and triple-cross one another to achieve their goals. Let's have a drink.
Jennifer retrieves a bottle of champagne from the cooler in the corner and five glasses.
BD: I believe several toasts are in order. First to Beast for just being so damn awesome. MP is scared shitless at the prospect of seeing you on the other side of a ring. That World Title will look nice in our collection, which leads up to our second toast. Gryphon's been to hell and back so many times he has his own guest room, yet he continues to go about things honorably and still is in possession of the IC belt. Finally, I toast SD for being the best partner a guy could have and for always having my back. Come January 30th, these titles ain't going nowhere. Cheers!
Everyone but SD: Cheers!
SD shatters his glass with his powerful grip. Jennifer looks concerned, but backs away as SD stares at her coldly before exiting.
Beast: What's his problem?
BD: No idea, but I'm going to find out.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:02:37 GMT -5
*Endo, Niles Anderson, and Moosehead Jack are all gloating over their victory as the evil laughter dies down*
Endo: So... I did beat Concrete tonight, right? Moose: ... yeah... remember I jumped in when the lights went down and clobbered him with a chair, just like we talked about.... E: OK, I just couldn't really remember. Figured I'd just have to watch the TV show again. Niles: We have a TV show? M: You have a TV? E: Well, it's not official, it looks like some dude just kinda culls the bootleg tapes together and slaps them on his local access show. But I don't have a TV, that's why you always see me begging for change in front of the Montgomery Ward display window. But no more! Thanks guys, I'm gonna get a place without a train now. M: Wait, Endo, just how much of the match do you remember? E: Well, I know I was kicking his ass, and then I went for a pile driver, I guess the lights went out... I remember the ref looking really scared in my face, and then I won. I dunno, maybe it's the adreneline. N: You remember the rest of the night? E: Oh yeah. And besides, I've got vander's blood on my hands to remind me, and I know it's vander's cause it tastes like a starburts that's been in your mouth long enough to melt, all sweet and sticky. *Moose and Niles just stare blankly at Endo* E: Well Concrete's is a lot thinner, and Moose, you'rs kinda tastes like brake fluid, so I figure if I ever go blind I can get along by just pricking people and licking a little blood to identify them. *The frame wobbles a little* Invisible Cameraman: Hrrp... NA: What.. the... E: Did I just say that? Sorry, I gotta start eating real food again. Thanks for the money guys, let's keep kicking ass, and I'll bring that IC title to the establishment as soon as that nancy boy Concrete sacs up enough to put it on the line. *Endo leaves Moose and Niles behind* NA: Dude, there's something wrong with him. MHJ: Nah, he's just been eating rats the last few months. Besides, you've seen what he's doing. We want him on our team.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:03:05 GMT -5
(MHJ and NA are leaving the Blecher Big Unnamed Recreational Pavillion, naturally a cameraman follows them)
NA - ok so now we have recruited Endo, what's the next step?
MHJ (Tossing his bag in the car) just have some patience my friend, I have a plan for all of this, I am going to meet with Eco soon and talk a few ideas over with him, I want to make sure he and I are on the same page with things before we continue.
NA - right, but what if you're not?
MHJ - <Grins> Then we may well become HIS problem. Eco is the GM, it was his idea to put together the Establishment, but I am not so sure his heart is in it anymore, if we are all going to make an impact, me, you, Endo, Morte. Eco Grunt and LI have to all be committed to a plan.
NA - what plan?
MHJ - thats what we are going to discuss. You may not be in the world title match at Dance of Death, but you will be in the contenders match, which you will no doubt win. I am going to beat that idiot Concrete and take that IC title, and of course Morte and LI are going to win the tag titles. Once we control the gold here in the OOWF, then we start eliminating people. Grunt is going to finish off that moron Blade, we take out the Unnamed Face Faction, then we turn our attention to the Ministry
NA - sounds good, I suppose I should go find Endo....
MHJ - yeah, make sure he doesn't eat anymore rats, if we keep him focused, he is unstoppable
NA - ok, catch me after you meet with Eco
MHJ - Will do, just sit back and relax, if all goes the way I plan, the OOWF will never be the same again, trust me.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:03:29 GMT -5
(CTG is back with the rest of his Unnamed Face Faction celebrating)
CTG: I'm glad everyone did well tonight - Beast, Dragons, you guys got the crowd all riled up. Wonderful stuff out there.
Beast: You lost your match
CTG: It was non-title - and there was a LOT of interference. I'm still the IC champ.
Beast: yeah, but
CTG: don't worry about it. And thanks, guys, by the way, for saving me from another spike piledriver. I don't want to be laid up for a year.
Beast: who was the guy in the mask?
CTG: It was either JA or Moose, I'm not sure... they're the only ones who are that mad at me.
Beast: Not AA?
CTG: Now why would he want to attack me?
Beast: (shakes head)
CTG: come on, we'll figure it out before the Dance of Death! Right now, we need to celebrate!
BD: hey, we need some munchies in here!
(Beast crashes through a wall outside to run to a 7-11)
CTG: ^_^ Cheers, guys
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:03:58 GMT -5
Dangerous Donovan Viper is walking down the hall. Beast crashes through the wall on his way to 7-11.
B: You!
V: Me!
B: I'd chase you right now but, I'm getting munchies for our celebration.
V: That's fine. BTW, let Concrete know it was Moosehead under the mask.
B: How do you know? Are you sure?
V: Read the last line in the recap.
B: "This has been an Ecosystem Production, Produced by Black-Jack-Me Productions in accordance with OO and its subsidiaries."
V: Not that, you idiot!
B: Hey, don't call me an... oh, I see. Heh, silly me. "Masked Man (removing the mask to reveal. . .Moosehead Jack!)" Ok. Off to get food. I still hate you, by the way.
V: I hate you too, asshole. Go over to Hardbody Harris's locker. You might find some eel.
B: Mmm! Unagi! *crashes through wall*
Viper continues to walk down the hall when he runs into Canadian Dragon. Dragon, smiling, has a smug look in his face. He's got the belt on his shoulder. He's about to hightail it, when Viper gives him the No-I'm-Not-Going-To-Kick-Your-Ass-And-Take-The-Belt-Away-From-You-So-Let's-Do-A-Dialogue-Promo look.
V: Just what in the hell did you think you were doing?
CD: None of your damn business.
V: Oh no, bitch. You've made it my business. I had that match in hand. I was going to become the World Heavyweight Champion, right then and there. This *pokes at the belt* really belongs to me. And you know it.
CD: You know the belt doesn't change hands over a DQ. So no, this doesn't belong to you.
V: And that's the only reason I'm not kicking your ass right now for that belt. When I hold the belt, it's going to because I'm champ, which if it wasn't for you, I'd be. But you, you're no champion. You're just some punk thief with a belt. It's like you don't have a penis, so you carry a dildo to cover it up.
CD: Whatever. You're just jealous that I'm succeeding in holding on to this championship. I remember when you tried to steal the IC belt. Got it taken away from you less than 30 minutes later.
V: Old news, Dragon. I know why you wouldn't let me win that belt. And you've got two very good reasons. You know that if I became champion, you'd have to hand that belt back to me. Because you know you couldn't run from me. Because you know the kind of pain and torture that Hellion, Corax, and myself can inflict to little bitches like you.
CD: Tch! Tough talk for a little man. What's your other reason.
V: (gets in closer face to face) Because you know that you have no fucking chance in hell of beating me in that ring. And that you'd never be able to steal this away from me, you piece of shit canuck.
Candian Dragon is no longer smiling, now staring angrily at Viper, with their foreheads pressed against each other with intensity.
Viper licks Dragon on the nose, making Dragon flinch and wipe his nose in disgust.
V: You're dead, bitch!
Viper walks off, Dragon looks in the direction where Viper walks away, with an angry, yet concerned look in his face.
*fade to black*
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:04:24 GMT -5
*The 3 Piece Set are walking back stage, with large shit eating grins on their faces. Penelope Peenuckles spots them and requests an impromptu interview*
P: Guy’s can a get a quick word.
C: As long as I can get something in return.
P: Like a sexual harassment law suit?
A: Look penny we are very busy men, just get to your point. Before Chris gets to his.
C: Yeah.
P: well guys I hate to mention this but you cheated!
A: Cheating, Strategy, call it what you will.
P: you consider them they same?
C: little bit of column A, little bit of column B.
A: Distract the Ref, keep the other guy off the apron, get your oppopents to stop concentrating, it’s all the same thing. Fact is, if the number #1 and #2 faces had the smarts that they claim to, they wouldn’t be the ones counting the arena ceiling lights tonight like a common (name of city were in) hooker. Instead of concentrating on were his is, Harris is too busy crying over split milk because Johnny Sandshoe-Lace stole his electric eel birthday cake at his 7th birthday party.
C: That’s right and the post match beat down, that was our belated birthday present to Soft-Cock Harris. Now if you’ll excuse us we have to go and save all the groupies from the likes of OOWF roster.
A: This interview is over.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:04:50 GMT -5
*leans in close to Smark after the victory*
"You see dat Smark? Dat's dat Birdman shit right there. "Fly in Any Weather" baby. Y'all come all me us like sum tag team phenomenon, you get dropped like a quckness.
Smoley, you ain't even know what you got hit with. That's the real shit here in dis OOWF. Birdman layin the hurt on ya', and AC dropping the FFC all day."
*backstage, Cutter and JW celebrate*
AC: "Yo, this the beginning of the end fo' the OOWF son, it's our time to reign supreme. let's show em' what we in for."
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:05:16 GMT -5
"Da Birdman" JW Westgaard and Antoine Cutter Are backstage After the match....
'Da Birman' carrying his goalie stick turnsd to a camera the two men are near and says : "Damn that was fun....now just to let all of you in on a little something.... AC and I aren't here to fuck around.... Smoley...you little waste of oxygen....you got what you deserved.....just remeber I'm always going to look forward to messing up your day... smark you just happened to be an innocent bystander. Me and AC have one goal and that is to cause some serious damge in the OOWF and get some gold along the way!" camera turns to AC AC:"LIke I've said before this federation is like a great big pussy, just waiting to get Fu<BLEEEP>!"
The two turn and walk off, fade to black
edited for language, sorry guys for got about the lanquage rule for this
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:05:54 GMT -5
Can I just add a quick reminder that we have kinda decided to keep the language to a PG-14 rating, so that those of us at work can view with impunity.
Thanks for your time.
On with the show...
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:06:36 GMT -5
*taps 2Hot on the shoulder* I got this one
*We see Birdman walking to his car, Endo approaches* Endo: "Hey Birdman, welcome to the fed. Want some ice cream?" Birdman: "Sure dude, thanks." *Endo hands Birdman some ice cream. As he raises the frozen treat to his lips, Endo violently applies the claw hold! Bird starts to bleed as Endo, drives him to the ground* E: DON'T EVER SAY THAT <BLEEP> WORD AGAIN YOU M<BLEEP>R! *The camera guy attempts to move, but Endo keeps spinning on the ground, keeping the camera guy to his back* E: We can bleep out the <BLEEP> sound, but ONLY WHEN THEY CAN'T SEE YOUR <BLEEP> FACE! Then they can read your G<BLEEP> lips, and the illusion is <BLEEP> ruined! *Bird looks like he's about to pass out, Endo quickly releases the hold. E: Oh, sorry dude, sometimes I get a little carried away. B: <gurgles> you PSYCHOPATH! GET AWAY FROM ME! E: Sorry, ummm, here, you can have my ice cream since yours is all on the ground now. *Endo walks away go go buy a TV. Birdman subconsiously associates dirty words with blood loss, and Endo subconsiously associates Birdman's blood with that feeling he gets after looking at the girls section of the "Wrestler's Picture Phone Book" for too long.*
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