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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:32:25 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Lineup! (01/19)
Live from Cummaquid, Massachusetts!
Hardbody Harris vs. Chris Cole Carl Coolname vs. Eric O'Mac Canadian Dragon vs. Ecosystem Antoine Cutter vs. Johnny Adrenaline GimmickMan vs. Ax-Man Moosehead Jack, Niles Anderson & Endo vs. Concrete TG, Mark Vander & Attitude Adjuster Chris Alt vs. Microplay Hellion & Corax vs. Outback Jack & GatorBait vs. Brad Smoley & Smark Dragons & Blade vs. Morte, LI & Grunt LD Williams vs. Beast Donovan Viper vs. JW Westgaard
You know the routine, card subject to change solely on my whim
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:34:11 GMT -5
Chris Cole comes into the 3 Piece Set lockerroom where once again Axman is enjoying a lapdance from 3 groupies.
CC: Axe, this partnership is really starting to pay dividends. It seems the powers that be have finally given both of us the respect we deserve. We have singles matches against Hard-on and Gimmickgirl next week.
A: Sweet, time to beat their asses again. Which one do I get to pound?
CC: Gimmick. This proof of our impact here in the OOWF. We are undefeated since we have joined forces and on our way up. We already hold numerous victories over the self proclaimed number one and two faces in the OOWF. The Main Event and the Axeman are for real.
A: I've known that all along. Man I wish I could have seen Harris's face when you mentioned that gimmick could have been the third in 3 Piece Set. That must have been priceless. That bitch gimmickman can't hold my jockstrap let alone be a member of 3 Piece Set. We wouldn't blow our surprise on a nobody like Gimmickbitch. I'm going to make him cry next week.
CC: Harris better rest up that sore body because I'm going to put him through a night of hell. And now to the victory party. Ladies I believe you owe me the next lapdance. Crack open that bottle of Dom and get to work.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:34:34 GMT -5
L. D. Williams and Johnny Adrenaline are looking at the lineup for the next Midweek Mayhem.
LD: “So, let’s see who we’ve got…crap.”
JA: “Who is it?”
LD: “You’ve got Antoine Cutter, you lucky sonuva…”
JA: “Who’ve you got?”
LD: “Beast.”
JA: “Well, that’s not so-“
LD: “Dude walks through walls, man. For fun.”
JA: “Good point.”
LD: “I’m thinkin’ maybe we need to reconsider the whole ‘not interfering in each other’s matches’ thing.”
JA: “Well, it didn’t work too well last week.”
LD: “Exactly.”
JA: “What have you got in mind?”
LD: “Well,…”
Fade to black.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:35:08 GMT -5
*Endo wakes up with a start* E: Whatthe.... where am I?!? What's going on?!? *and remembers that he got a better place to live* E: ... oh yeah, this is my new place now... with my bed... whew. *The phone rings again again Endo finally remembers what a phone is and answers* E: UH... HELLO? Oh, sorry... uh huh... Concrete, Vander, Attitude, check. Thanks man. *click. doooop dooop dooop click.* Man, this is gonna take a ltitle getting used to, but having money is nice. So we got Concrete, who Moose put in the hospital, Vander, who I put in the hospital, and Attitude Adjuster, who won his last match... *turns to the Invisible Cameraman* Hey Attitude, you'd better talk to your friends about who the best doctors are. You're gonna need a little more than stitches after we're through with you.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:35:32 GMT -5
we see "Da' Birdman" JW Westgaard in the parking lot on his cell phone... Bird: Hey AC its da' birdman... Yeah man you're fighting Johnny Adrenaline, so quit messin' with them hoes and get down here..... yeah you fought his friend coupla weeks ago......yeah he's one of those dudes that have been messin' with Concrete the past coupla weeks...yeah dude first chance i get... yeah he better reserve a spot in the ICU....beside i'm in the Main event tonight against viper....hell yeah man i'm gonna mess him up!... but damn my head still hurts from Endo's last week, that dude is <bleepin'> crazy!..alright see ya when ya get here.... later man
Bird hangs up the phone grabs his gear and goalie stick from his car and heads into the arena, his forehead still black and blue from endo's attack last week
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:36:00 GMT -5
* Attitude Adjuster walks into the dressing room of the Yet Un-named Faction. It’s an unfriendly crowd, but Concrete backs off the faction and invites AA in. *
AA (whispering to Concrete): Look, Concrete, we gotta talk. These guys you have with you have a combined IQ only matched by the number of bones left unbroken in your body.
Concrete: Look, anything you say to me, you can say to them. We’re all friends here.
* The faction looks warily at AA. *
Concrete: I said we’re all friends here!
AA: Yeah, we’re all friends here. (He tries to put his arm around Beast’s shoulder. Beast shoots him the Look O’ Death and AA backs off.) Yeah, yeah, all friends here. Look, Concrete, I want to show you what you’re dealing with here. Let’s turn on this conveniently placed television and pop in this video tape, perfectly edited for this conversation.”
* The video shows the end of Concrete’s match last week, as the masked man stomps away at Concrete and Endo applies the claw. As they go for the spike pile driver, Attitude Adjuster leads Mark Vander, Beast and The Dragons to chase off the masked man and Endo. The next scene is the faction in the locker room, with Beast proclaiming AA could be the masked man. AA stares at Beast, rewinding the video and pointing to the masked man and AA in the ring at the same time. *
AA (to Concrete, while keeping a close eye on Beast): Look, Concrete, I know you don’t have Beast in here for his accounting wizardry, but come on! If I’m going to run down and attack you, I’m sure not going to do it behind a mask. First, I’ve beaten you before and I’ll beat you again (Faction close in on AA)…when the time is right, so just hang on there, guys. Second, look at me! I mean, look at me! Why would I put this pretty face behind a mask? Finally, you freaking Freak of Nature’s Stupidity (stares at Beast), I was right in front of you saving your man, Concrete. (Mocking Beast) I Beast. I run through walls. I think Attitude Adjuster in mask. I no care that AA right there in front of me. AA has doppelganger.
Beast is enraged (even if he doesn’t know what a doppelganger is), and the faction has to hold him back.
AA: Yeah, get angry Beast! Get real angry! Because next week you get to take that rage out on LD Williams. Beat him into no-pulp orange juice for all I care. In fact (AA smiles), I think LD Williams is right behind that wall. And who knows, Beast-y, I might be behind that wall too. And I’m wearing a mask! Get him, Beast. Get him!
* Beast crashed through the wall in search of LD Williams and Attitude Adjuster in a mask. *
AA: Now then, Concrete. We have Moosehead, Niles and Endo next week. I know you can keep your end of the deal, I know I can keep my end of the deal. But what about Vander? And what’s up with his marketing hotties? Think you can get me their digits? Man, those babes are hot…
(AA gets lost in thought about Vander’s marketing babes. Concrete shakes his head in disdain at the situation as the camera fades to the next promo.)
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:36:25 GMT -5
*OBJ and Steve look at the lineup*
Steve: Crikey, Jack! You and Gator have a 3-way dance!
OBJ: Well, sort of, mate. Hellion and Corax are pretty tough, but we can handle them. And an IWC guy called Ando asked if we can bust out Bushwackers moves on the other 2, since they are only jobbers, anyways. Not sure what Gator will think of that.
Steve: Anyways, Outback, check out the colors on this beautiful viper! Lethal, she is! *"tails" snake toward camera as picture spins and fades out*
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:37:07 GMT -5
DDV is in the locker room with Hellion and Corax.
C: Hey, Outback Jack's weird friend called you beautiful!
DDV: Well, I am.
H: And all those colors! He must be talking about your tattoos.
DDV: Probably. I always knew that Steve was a fag. You know what's going to be even more beautiful than me?
C: Us winning our titles back?
DDV: Yes, that, and what I have in store for Canadian Dragon. But first, I guess I gotta take care of this hockey player guy.
H: He calls himself the Birdman? Does he flap his arms and bring a parrot to the ring?
C: Does he job to everyone except Barry Horowitz?
DDV: Who?
C: Jewish guy. Jobber. Never mind, Hey, looks like we're fighting Biscuit in our Midweek Mayhem match.
H: He ain't Biscuit no more. He's just Brad "The whatever he is this week" Smoley now.
C: What did Underdawg see in him anyway? He was just a fat ugly drunk who couldn't wrestle worth shit.
DDV: I dunno. I thought he was supposed to be the Paul Bearer role in the Ministry.
H: The who?
DDV: Fat guy. Said "Oooooh Yesssss"
C: Huh?
DDV: What?
H: Never mind. I always thought he helped Underdawg with grooming and picking out coats. So what do we do when Biscuit, er, Smoley's in the ring with us?
DDV: Treat him like anyone else you'd fight. We never needed his fat ass anyway. Really, if it wasn't for the fact that Big Dawg had him around, one of us probably would have kicked his ass a long time ago.
C: Damn right.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:37:34 GMT -5
*Camera cuts to Canadian Dragon in a dark room*
CD: "Canadian Dragon vs. Ecosystem at Midweek Mayhem...I wonder why that is? Could it be that I have something that you want Eco? something that you've been unable to promote since it fell in my hands?"
*CD pats the OOWF World title*
CD: "Well Eco, I got bad news for you...the OOWF title will NOT be making an apperance at the show. But if you do want to see it, I'll be more then happy to bring it to the PPV...on one condition....I want the chance to make you life even more of a living hell then it all ready is."
*CD moves in front of a security monitor showing Ecosystem handing Microplay and envelope full off cash*
CD: "See right now you have a champion you can buy. A man who has kept his title not through skill, but by luck. So Eco, I want you to make your nightmare happen. I want you to book me in a Wolrd Title match."
*CD takes the OOWF title off his shoulder and puts it into a safe*
CD: "And till then, the OOWF title will be locked up safe and sound....sweet dreams, Eco. Hope you don't have any nightmares."
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:38:08 GMT -5
(Mark Vander sits on a conference table with his head in his hands. Alexander Bensouir is pacing back and forth with his face twisted into a huge scowl, Missy Lane looks horrified.)
Alex: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Mark: Looks like I lost.
Alex: Dammit. DAMMIT!
(Alexander throws a whisky glass against the wall shattering it into a million pieces. Missy recoils in horror, while Mark doesn't even react.)
Alex: Well there you go. You lost your undefeated streak, you lost the $100,000, you'll probably lose a bunch of endorsements. Do you understand any of this?! Losers do NOT make money.
Mark: Endo....
Alex: Endo what? You should have been able to kick out. A REAL champion would have been able to kick out.
(Mark snaps up and shoves Alex against the wall. Missy gasps, but Alex doesn't flinch.)
Mark: Maybe I'm not a REAL champion then, huh? You know, I'm getting real tired of you REAL fast. Maybe if YOU had done something about Endo, I would still be undefeated? Huh? Maybe you should step off for a second because I've NEVER seen YOU get in the ring and do what I do.
Alex: Now THAT'S the fire of a champion!
(Mark rolls his eyes and leans back against the table.)
Missy: Your father....
Mark: Is an asshole.
Missy: He paid for you to get trained, for us to help you.
Mark: Yeah. I know. I know.
Alex: Let's focus on our tag match this week. You guys are going to be taking on Moosehead Jack, Niles Anderson and Endo. This is our chance to get revenge. I want you to try to get the pin on Niles and make Endo bleed. Show the OOWF you're not going to take any crap from anybody. Forget about your teamates. They're chumps. Get the pin. Get revenge. That is your singular goal for this match.
Mark: But they're my partners. It might help to have some allys in this, you know? Why don't we...why don't I try to get the win with my team?
Alex: This isn't the time for that. You must show that the las tmatch was a fluke. You must show that YOU, Mark Vander, not Attitude Adjuster, not ConcreteTG, but YOU are strong. You are a true champion. Understand?
Mark: I...I guess.
Missy: I'm going to get somebody to clean this mess up. Then I'm going to bring everybody a Snickers. It's been a long week.
Alex: We've got some planning to do. (He forces a smile and turns toward the camera.) Which means that you should probably get lost.
(Alex piefaces the camera man and pushes him out of the office, while in the background Mark allows himself to slump to the floor and rubs his temples .)
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:38:58 GMT -5
*Niles, MHJ and Endo are in their locker room. Champagne corks are popping and the bubbly is overflowing as each man has a bottle. Over Niles shoulder is the North Carolina Ridgerunner World Championship. On a table is the suitcase with $100,000.*
Niles - This, my friends, is going towards us.
MHJ - cheers to that.
Endo - I wish I was drinking carbonated rat blood.
*Niles turns to give Endo an odd look as Endo starts to chug his champagne. MHJ gives Niles a quick nudge on the shoulder*
MHJ - don't worry about him, he'll come around soon enough. We just have to give him a taste of the highlife.
Niles - Hey Endo *handing Endo some money* go buy yourself a nice suit.
*Endo takes the money and leaves.*
MHJ - Vander's not gonna let this go you know.
Niles - I know. This tag match has me a bit worried. I don't want him injuring me so I can't compete for my #1 Contender spot.
MHJ - Then you're going to have to take the fight to him.
Niles - *slightly nervously* I'm working on something.
MHJ - you do know a camera is here, right?
Niles - oh crap
*turns to camera and his nervousness is replaced with the cocky confidence we are familiar with*
Niles - Vander, I have your belt, I have your money. Now I'm going for your dignity. You've felt the wrath of the Precision Incision. And I'm sure you never want that to happen again. Well I can't make any guarentees there. This week, at our tag match, you're gonna get a taste of the difference $100,000 can make in a mans in-ring repetoire. I've bought new suplexes, new DDT's, new ARMBARS, new...
MHJ - *cuts in* you can't buy that stuff. This isn't a video game.
Niles - shut up, I'm using a patented intimidation technique. *turns back to camera*. They don't call me 100PM for nothing, Vander. To close, I'll leave you with the image of me showcasing my wicked bo staff skills!
*Camera pans to give space for Niles. Just as he grabs the bo staff to showcase his skills...*
MHJ - *off camera* damn, we're out of TV time!
*Fade to black as Niles holds onto the bo staff, looking off camera with a bewildered look on his face.*
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:39:25 GMT -5
(Concrete hangs up the phone from calling the maintenance people about Beast. AA has already left to go look for Vander's marketing hotties. The Dragons are busy packing up)
CTG: That's that. They'll be here in the morning to fix that hole in the wall.
BD: You sure you're gonna be ok in your match this week?
CTG: why wouldn't I be? AA is on our side, or at least MY side, judging from the way you guys act.....
SD: AA is bad news. Vander's just weird.
CTG: I blame Vander's weirdness on his marketing crew. I didn't think people publicly sold ass cream anymore.
BD: that doesn't mean he can't wrestle.
CTG: I just want his head in the game. AA is a great wrestler, and he's got my back, as I have his. I just want you guys nearby in case Vander falls apart on me or the match falls apart.
SD: ....okay.....
CTG: (now turns to the camera) Hey, Moose, Endo, Niles - I hope you guys realize that this week's match won't be a walk in the park! We No-Names over here can take anything you throw at us! And as to my tag partners, AA is one of the toughest guys I know and should be up for anything you throw at us! Vander is the #1 MARKETING MACHINE IN THE OOWF and I'm sure he'd LOVE to use the match footage in his next commercial! And if that ain't enough for you, well, I'll even predict this will be the FIRST night I don't go to the hospital after my match and my team's gonna go party with the marketing hotties!!
(The dragons look at each other, wondering how they can get in on that party)
(fade out)
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:39:49 GMT -5
(SFJ #12 catches up with MHJ)
SFJ12 – Moose, can I have a word with you? MHJ - (rolls his eyes) Now what? What do you want, you sexy female journalists are like little gnats or something, always buzzing around, so, WHAT? SFJ12 – Well, Canadian Dragon has accused the Establishment of buying the World Champion Microplay, is this true? MHJ – (glares at SFJ12 and pauses for a moment) Look, I don’t know what Dagon is trying to pull, or who he is trying to impress. The fact of the matter is this, I don’t really know what Eco’s deal with Microplay is, he hasn’t really kept the rest of us in the loop. My take on it is this; Microplay had his chance to align himself with us at the MidWeek Mayhem 6 man match last month. Well, he decided to be a coward and walk out on us during the match, so how do you think about it? SFJ12 – well, I guess… MHJ – Its real simple, I don’t know, nor do I care, what kind of deal Eco has with Microplay, he is the GM of the OOWF so if he has something on the side with him, that’s his problem. As far as Moose and Microplay goes, lets just say that I haven’t forgotten, and when the time is right, I will get my revenge. Right now our World Champion has a lot to worry about, if he can’t even keep a little twit like Dragon from stealing his title, he sure as hell does not want me and the rest of the Establishment after him. SFJ12 – um, one more thing, Concrete TG has predicted that he will not be taking a trip to the hospital after the big six man tag match MHJ – Concrete, Concrete, its amazing what the mind can convince the body to do. Concrete, take a good look at that six man match and tell me one thing, who has the most to lose? Who has the most at stake? This match happens two weeks before the Dance of Death Pay Per View. What does Vander have to lose? Nothing, he is going into the show chasing a title. Endo, sure he is a monster, but he is in the same situation, he is going into the PPV pretty much locked into the contenders dance. Niles is after Microplay’s title, so that really only leaves me, you, and Attitude Adjuster. Interesting. You know I am coming at you at 100%, it would be a real shame if you suffered an injury only two weeks before the pay per view wouldn’t it? Oh but that’s right, you have your man Attitude Adjuster watching your back, right? Right? Seems to me like it was only a few weeks ago that he was trying to kill you and take your title, now you are putting your trust in this man. C’mon Concrete, you’re not really that dumb are you? At the next MidWeek Mayhem, I will do a little predicting of my own, I predict that you will be in tremendous amounts of pain, reserve your spot at the Cummaquid General Hospital, hell you might as well reserve rooms for Attitude and Vander as well. It is time for the Establishment to establish control, you three are the first victims. Now get out of here this interview is finished SFJ12 – (hurriedly) are you saying there will be bloodshed and violence…. MHJ – I am not just saying it, I am guaranteeing it
Trust me
(MHJ walks away leaving SFJ12 standing all alone)
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:40:19 GMT -5
The OOWF cuts backstage to see EricOMac standing backstage.
"Carl Coolname. What kind of name is that? Do you think you're cool? Do you think you've made a name for yourself? I don't know a thing about you, and personally, I don't think I have to.
I'm on a roll, Coolname. Since going as low as I could go, I've been pushed to the limit, and you are just standing in my way. You will be another victim, and when I defeat you, I'll be one step closer to tasting gold.
Just like Atlanta destroyed St. Louis, come Midweek Mayhem Carl Coolname, stand out of my way, because when you least expect it, you'll be hit with the Mac Attack! So watch out, because I'm gonna put on a clinic and there's nothing you, or anyone else for that matter, can do about it!"
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:41:08 GMT -5
[As EricOMac finishes his promo, he walks off the interview set...directly into Johnny Adrenaline and L.D. Williams.]
EOM: What's up, guys?
JA: We need to talk to you.
EOM: Look man, I got some other engagements already lined up and...
JA: Well they'll have to wait, at least for a couple of minutes.
LDW: We heard it through the grapevine that you've got your eyes set on the Intercontinental Title.
EOM: And? So?
JA: Maybe you don't realize this, but, uh, we're dealing with that issue currently.
LDW: Translation. Stay the hell outta our business.
EOM: Dudes, I haven't even been in your business. Besides, ya'll didn't need any help losing your matches last week.
[Johnny blindsides EricOMac and he and L.D. put the boots to him. Johnny picks up the mic and addresses the camera.]
JA: Take a good long look. Right here, (points at himself and L.D.) the two top reasons that after Dance of Death, there will be a NEW Intercontinental Champion. Concrete, your time is slipping away....
LDW: And Attitude Adjuster, don't think we've forgotten about you. You need to keep your nose clean as well. Or we will see to it that you never come sniffing around our business again, too.
JA: Come on, man. Let's go.
[Johnny and L.D. walk away as EricOMac finally begins to stir...]
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:41:35 GMT -5
[Carl Coolname is walking around in the back talking to all the Hot ladies standing around]
CC: "ALLLRIGHT, you wanna hang with the Coolest Cat in OOWF!"
Random lady: "GET AWAY FREAK!!"
[She pulls out some pepper spray and sprays it in his eyes.]
CC: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
[CC screams in pain as EricOMac walks by looking for JA and LD.]
CC: "AHHHHHHH THAT HURTS, OH YEAH!!"
[Eric sees him and laughs and shoves Carl to the floor.]
CC: "Hey are you a chick?"
[Eric finds another lady and tells her to say yes.]
CC: "Well allright, you want to help me up!"
[Eric picks Carl up.]
CC: "Hey your a strong lady. Heh, you must be fun in the bed. OH YEAH!!!!"
[Eric smiles then turns serious and slams Carl into the wall. He then finds a steel pole and smacks it over Carls head knocking him out.]
Eric: "Time to get serious punk!"
[Eric walks off with the random lady as Carl lays unconscious on the floor. Chris Alt comes running in as EMT's follow. Alt turns towards Eric and stares angrily.]
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:42:49 GMT -5
The Ax-man is standing in front of large big screen TV.
“Well Hello one and all, today I have a very special surprise for you all, a special piece of footage from the OOWF archives and I’m going to show it to you all tonight right here on the AX-VISION 5004. So fans here it is.”
Ax-man puts in a DVD and on the screen we see Ax-man in a threesome with Kristen Kruek and Alison Mack.
“Oh, sorry, that was my trip to the set of Smallville.”
Ax-man puts in another DVD. And we see Gimmickman giving a promo.
“Well there you have it it, the #2 face in the OOWF. #2, and that’s exactly what I think of GimmickGirl, your nothing but a steaming pile of shit. A great big #2 floating, in the toilet bowl of life. Well the fans the OOWF have treat in store this week as I flush the bowl and scrub skid marks of disdain”
“Gimmick just keep this in mind, I’ve beaten the #1 face here in the OOWF twice, once by submission and once by pin fall. Not count out’s or DQ’s, real proper victories. So Your not a threat to me, just an obstacle.” Besides Gimmicklass I also hold A pin fall victory over you, during last week’s tag match, so second best face in the OOWF, what you gunna do,when I treat you like a stinky pile of Poo.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:43:20 GMT -5
Edit: somehow I posted this before I was done.
*Ax-Man and Chris Cole are standing in the ring, and for some god-awful reason they have a mic. Before Ax can get a word out, though, he's interrupted by the opening words of "You've Lost that Loving Feeling." The audience belts out the chorus as Hardbody Harris makes his way to the ring, poses, and grabs a mic from the ring announcer. The team is seething as their rival begins to speak.*
"Guys, I know I'm interrupting, but I have something important to say. I apologize, but you're going to love this. Over the last few months, you two have been terrorizing Gimmickman and I: cheating in each others matches, attacking us from behind, cheating, and all sorts of shenanigans that don't involve actual wrestling. You've even sent me to the hospital a few times, something only 37 other supersars have done. And, I hate to admit it, but...you've beat me. Twice, Ax-Man, you've had my number. Oh, sure, the number may be 1-900-CHEATING-ASSMONKEY, but you've had it. Congrats.
*Ax and Cole look perplexed, but shake their head in agreement and approval. Ax is about to add his two cents, but Hardbody continues.*
That being said, we have a little switcheroo at Midweek Mayhem. Gimmick gets his shot at you, Axy, while I can try to get my vengeance on Nat King Cole here. As my Face Undergoing Creative Karma might say, "Should be a good one!"
"The point? There is none. But, I figured since it's going to be a celebration, we should have the proper touches. Gimmick, get out here!"
*Gimmick's music hits and he comes out with a giant, man-sized cake on a dolly. He wheels it to the ramp and, with the aid of some ringside staff, hoists it over the top rope and brings it into the ring. Three Piece Set is confused and understandably cautious. The cake in place, Hardbody continues.*
"Here's the thing. Most of my parties get ruined; you all remember the Adam Gamble story. I've still never gotten my hands on that punk. Anyway, to me, the OOWF is like a party: I'm supposed to be here, have a good time, meet some people, and walk away with some presents. I'm not supposed to have my knee destroyed by two wannabees who can't even win at Solitaire without cheating. So here's what we're going to do: we're going to have some cake, together, have a good time, and start again on the right foot, okay?"
*Cole and Ax are still cautious, but curious to see where this is going. Plus, they like cake, so they stay.*
"Good. Gimmick, set it up!"
*Gimmick hands out plates and napkins, and puts party hats on everybody. The heels are getting in the spirit, and everyone gets a slice of cake and begins eating. Hardbody pauses the festivities.*
"See, this isn't so bad. Kind of fun, eh? Well, guess what: this cake...WAS POISONED!"
*Ax and Cole look at each other, then immediately start gagging. Hardbody and Gimmick laugh.*
"Nah, just kidding guys. We wouldn't do that. It's a celebration!"
*With that, Gimmick and Hardbody simultaneously blow in their party favors, which uncurl and hit their opponents in the eye. Stunned, Hardbody hits a TO BE EDITED IN LATER! on Cole as Gimmick sets and hits the Spartan Plunge on Ax. The crowd goes nuts. Hardbody and Gimmick grab some cake*
"The cake may not be poisoned, but it's HIGH IN FAT AND CARBS! (crowd gasps) *The faces shove the cake down the throats of their opponents. Then they throw the two wrestlers into the cake head first, exposing their rear ends.*
"Now that's the UGLIEST FACE IN THE OOWF" Hardbody says, strapping party hats around their butts. With a laugh and a high five, Gimmick and Hardbody leave.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:43:47 GMT -5
*two hours before this week's Midweek Mayhem, Chris Alt is in the locker room lacing up his boots with an intense and determined look on his face. Sexy Female Journalist #6 walks in*
SFJ6: Chris Alt, you've been uncharacteristically silent this last week, and considering that you're going up against the OOWF champion Microplay, that's even more surprising. What's the deal?
CA: The deal is, this is the biggest match of my career. The deal is, this might just be the defining moment of my life. The deal is, I'm going to go out there in a little while and I have a lot to prove to everybody. So excuse me if I've been just a little too focused lately to share my thoughts and feelings with everyone, because I have more than usual on my mind.
*CA stands up and peers directly into the camera*
CA: Microplay, I know you're not taking me seriously. I'm sure that to you, this is just another rookie with big ambitions wanting to show off, just another rookie for you to quickly dispatch of and then go on about your business. To you, I'm sure this is the next best thing to a night off. But guess what, champ? You're wrong. I'm not just some flash in the pan newcomer. I'm the guy that's going to take you to your limits, I'm the guy that's going to shock the world when I hit you with the Spinal Contusion and pin you, 1, 2, 3, right in the center of the ring. I'm the guy whose name you're going to remember. Title, non-title, I don't care, Microplay. It's not just about the title to me, it's about respect, it's about proving myself, it's about knowing that I'm going to be the best beginning RIGHT NOW. I'm a fighter, Microplay. I'll fight anybody, but tonight I get to settle for you, and that makes me happy as hell, cause the fastest way to get people to say "he's the best" is to beat the best. I'm capable of doing it. Don't fool yourself, not for a second. Don't underestimate me. I'm going to shock the world. And when you go pissing and moaning about how you got upset by a rookie, feel free to come and ask me for a rematch. Because I'll beat you again, and again, and again. I'll beat anyone in this company that wants to tangle. I respect a lot of guys-- you, Donovan Viper, Canadian Dragon, Endo, Hardbody Harris-- but I fear nobody, and I'll be happy to beat any single one of those guys anytime they should see fit. So I hope you're living it up right now, Microplay. I hope you're sitting in your locker room, smirking to yourself and thinking about the little cakewalk you've got ahead of you. Because it will make my victory taste THAT much sweeter when I look at your face after you come to and realize that I won, and I can see that you honestly just didn't think it could happen. And EricOMac, when I'm done with Microplay, YOUR ass is next. You don't cheapshot my tag team partner and expect to get away with it.
*CA looks back at SFJ6*
CA: Now get out of here. I have the biggest win of my career to finish getting ready for.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:44:13 GMT -5
*Ax-man and Chris Cole are storming through the back stage area, covered in icing and cream and they have candles sticking out of their hair.*
CC: Can you believe the nerve of that, that, son of neurotic crack whore. (Tastes his finger) hey I think this is Strawberry!
AX: Well, it would appear that the “Over top” 2 faces in the OOWF have serious problem with us.
CC: Over the top, those two “friends of farmyard animals” are on the other side. Man the stuff they side about us!
AX: 1-900-CHEATING-ASSMONKEY, hey that’s cool, because each time we step up to him, he comes off with tick in the loser’s column, 1-900-CHEATING-ASSMONKEY, more like 1-900-HARDBODY-HARRIS-HASN’T-LEARNT-HIS-LESSON-BECAUSE-EACH TIME-HE-WRESTLES-THE-3-PIECE-SET-HE-EXPECTS-THEM-TO-PLAY-FAIR-WHAT-A-GOD-DAMN-STUPID-DUMB-ASS.
CC: That’s proberly too many digits.
AX: Digits? And then his says you have the ugliest ass in the OOWF.
CC: My ass!
Surprise Guests: Hey you, you son of a bitch, you’ve got some explaining to do.
*Suddenly Smallville’s Kristen Kruek and Alison Mack walk in to shot and slap the Ax-man.*
KK: You bastard, I saw you show that home made porno we made, you showed the whole world on that stupid AX-VISION 5004.
AM: You promised that was for your own entertainment purposes.
*KK begins licking the cake residue off her fingers.*
KK: Hey this stuff’s really good!
AM: Really?
*KK begins to lick Ax-man’s face. Soon after AM begins to clean off CC in a similar fashion.*
AX: Yeah it is good, and it’s low in fat and carbs too. Isn’t it Chris?
CC: Huh? Oh yeah what ever, slow in bat’s in something.
KK: I’m going to have to lick this off your whole body.
AX: Well don’t stop until you’ve reached the creamy filled centre.
CC: You know Ax, 5 minutes ago I was really pissed, I was jumped, pant’s, pushed into a giant birthday cake and a had party hat strapped to my ass, but now…
AX: Hey Chris every cloud has a silver and/or cake filled lining. And at least they put the hats on facing outward. And now we're being licked down by two of TV’s hottest young starlets, man I love being in the 3 Piece Set.
*Two production guy’s are wheeling the cake away.*
CC: Hey fella’s not so fast.
*AX and CC leap back into the cake and begin piling cake down the front of their pant’s they get up, get their respective Smallville starlet and return to their respective hotel rooms.*
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:45:02 GMT -5
Moosehead Jack is walking past a monitor in the back, Chris Alt's promo is playing, something about it catches his attention so he stops to watch...
"I'll beat anyone in this company that wants to tangle. I respect a lot of guys-- you, Donovan Viper, Canadian Dragon, Endo, Hardbody Harris-- but I fear nobody, and I'll be happy to beat any single one of those guys anytime they should see fit.
but I fear nobody
I fear nobody
nobody."
A grin spreads across MHJ's face. Well, well, well, Mr. Alt fears nobody, interesting. After tonight, everydamnbody in the OOWF will fear Moosehead Jack, and if he crosses my path, Mr. Alt will learn the true meaning of fear.
Trust me
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:45:30 GMT -5
(Microplay, in the backstage area, after having watched Chris Alt's promo on a monitor)
(Meanwhile, 'Skeem' Gene Okerlund seems to be lurking around)
Skeem: Microplay, what do you think about your next challenge here in the OOWF, Chris Alt??
Microplay: Did you just say 'challenge'?? There's NEVER been a challenge for me here in the OOWF yet, Gene. Why?? Because I'm the OOWF world heavyweight champion, and NO ONE has been able to beat me...One challenge after the next, and i keep retaining my title.
Skeem: Those are some strong words, Micro. But is there any strategy in your mind against an opponent you've never faced before??
...In the meantime Micro, where is your world heavy championship?? Did you lose it or something??
(Microplay is now getting livid...)
Microplay: Your asking me about my title?! Well you can get the hell out of my way, now, Gene...!! THAT IS IT. Chris Alt, when i face you as my next opponent, i'm gonna see Canadian Dragon, not you...And do you know what i do to people who disrespect me and steal my OOWF title?? Let's just say you don't want to know...The future's etched in stone Chris...so get ready for the beating of your life...!!
(Microplay leaves the backstage area, in a furious manner).
(cameras fade)
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:45:58 GMT -5
*Endo enters the arena in a spiffy new suit, and catches Chris Alt's promo on a monitor*
CA: "I respect a lot of guys-- you, Donovan Viper, Canadian Dragon, Endo, Hardbody Harris-- but I fear nobody, and waamp waaam waamp wamwamp..."
E: "Oh SNAP, that's gonna piss some people off. I've won like three matches, and none of them are what I'd call a dominating, proof-of-concept victory. That dude's screwed."
*Micro storms by* E: "Hi Micro! It's me, your Insurance Policy, remember?" *Micro extends his social finger as he keeps storming down the hall* E: "Uh... thanks buddy... Hey, I think that's Moose down there, I'd better go get ready for our little match tonight." *Endo heads down to meet an evilly grinning MooseheadJack and they walk off.*
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:47:29 GMT -5
MidWeek Mayhem, Live from Cummaquid, Massachusetts CARL COOLNAME vs. ERIC O’MAC Match begins with a little feeling out process. Equal amount of arm drags and reversals puts them at a stalemate. EOM smiles and kicks it up a notch as the two match one another kick for kick. CC manages to block and EOM kick with his shin, and then slam the opposite leg into the back of EOM’s head. EOM collapses and CC takes the advantage with a snap mare and fall away drop kick to the back of the head. Quick standing moonsault gets a one count and EOM scissors CC’s leg and floats over into a headlock. CC is in the ropes and EOM breaks. A hard kick doubles CC over and EOM rains down with forearm shots to the back of the neck before planting him with a DDT. Cover gets two. EOM attempts to pick CC up, but CC counters with an interesting roll-up that sees him first scissor EOM’s neck then roll forwards so that the end result looks similar to a victory roll. EOM kicks out and CC drives a quick elbow into the back of his neck. Arm bar with a neck vise applied and EOM struggles to his feet after two failed attempts. Elbows his way out, but is caught with a spinning sweep that knocks him forward. CC off the ropes and connects with a low dropkick to the face. Two count and EOM dragged to his feet. Irish whip is ducked and EOM hits a picturesque cross body for two. EOM quickly up with a sweep and a turn-around leg drop for another quick 2. EOM with the step over heel kick after countering a similar enziguri-like attempt by CC. ROLLING SENTON SPLASH~!!! connects. However, CC’s leg is under the ropes. A little more back and forth action after CC gains the advantage when EOM gets hot shot into the top rope. Both men connect simultaneously with punches that stagger the other. A second and third time produces the same results. A kick-off begins as the two crash thunderous kick after kick into one another’s body until EOM gains the advantage. Whip into the ropes and CC uncharacteristically bounds off them into a corkscrew splash that catches EOM off guard. 2 and 99/100ths as the ref spots EOM’s leg straddling the bottom rope. CC is more confused than angry as EOM gets to his feet. The COOL FINISHER~!!! is ducked and EOM counters with a release German Suplex. Then EOM, in one of those moments that make OOWF great, jumps over his fallen opponent, springs from the top rope (not the turnbuckles as usual) then twist in mid-air before landing a very innovating FROG SPLASH~!!! Three slaps of the mat later and EOM wins a hard fought contest. WINNER in 9:48 Eric O’Mac CANADIAN DRAGON vs. ECOSYSTEM Collar and elbow tie up ends favorably for ES as he cinches in the headlock. CD sends him into the ropes, but is felled by a shoulder tackle. ES runs the ropes and is nailed with a drop kick. CD brings the martial arts flurry and ends it with a jumping spin kick. Cover gets two as Eco hides behind the ref. Quick thumb to the eye and Eco back in control with the rights and lefts. Quick counter-reversal sequence and Eco nails a DDT that Moose would be proud of. Slaps CD twice, but on the third attempt gets rolled up for a quick two count. Double clothesline puts both men down. Both up at seven and exchange punches. CD ducks and connects with a sidekick that sends Eco onto the floor. CD introduces Eco to the ring post and the ring apron before rolling him back in. From the apron-to the inside-moonsault gets another two count. Eco stumbles around the ring and manages to avoid a corner splash. Presses the advantage with a rib breaker and a bow and arrow. CD fights his way out and is immediately taken back down with a reverse DDT. Another two count and Eco is livid. CD rolls out the ring and grabs a breather. Eco waits for him to roll back in with the world title in hand. The ref immediately plucks it away from him, leaving him the chance to drill Eco between the eyes with a smaller version of Viper’s chain. Ref turns to see an unconscious Eco and makes the count. WINNER in 5:55 Canadian Dragon HELLION & CORAX vs. OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT vs. “LEGION OF BAD INTENTIONS” BRAD SMOLEY & SMARK The arena goes dark, Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” blares over the PA, and out comes…. Smoley and Smark. Smoley and Smark both sport face paint. Smoley is poured into some sort of black leather studded spandex outfit that makes him look like a reject from an overweight S&M movie. They try and storm the ring where the other two teams are waiting, Smark makes it, but Smoley gets winded about half way to the ring leaving his partner out to dry. H&C and OBJ & GB watch Smark make it into the ring, he turns expecting his partner, but Smoley is slowly making his way to the ring panting and grabbing his side. The two teams attack Smark, and for a brief second actually work together. Hellion and Corax grab Smark and whip him to the ropes, when he comes off, OBJ and GB double back body drop him over the top rope, sending him way over the top crashing into his partner. On the way down, one of Smark’s outfit spikes gouges a chunk out of Smoley’s forehead, so he is lying in a pool of blood on the floor. Smark would be dead, but Smoley broke most of his fall. Just two weeks before Hellion & Corax and Outback Jack and GatorBait lock up in the four team Dance of Death, they get to square off here. Both teams watch the carnage outside the ring, then turn to each other and tear into one another with great fury. Hellion and Gator are on one side of the ring beating the crap out of each other, on the other Corax and Jack blast away at each other with lefts and rights. Hellion gains the upper hand by going to the eyes. He springs to the ropes and catches Gator with a hurracarana. With Gator down, Hellion flies across the ring and attacks Outback Jack from behind. Hellion and Corax double whip Jack to the ropes and put their heads down for a double back body drop, a moment too soon. Jack kicks Hellion in the mouth, when Corax stands up; Jack kills him with a clothesline. Meanwhile a bloody Smoley has made it back to the ring apron on one side, Smark on the other, Hellion baseball slides and knocks Smark off one side, GatorBait charges to the other side and knees Smoley in the face sending him sprawling to the outside. Inside, OBJ charges Corax and a clothesline takes them both over the top rope, Hellion savate kicks Gator in the back of the head knocking him to the outside with the others, Hellion then springs off the ropes and suicide swan dives over the top onto the pile of wrestlers. Now the four men lay in a heap outside the ring on one side, and Smoley and Smark lay on the other side. Corax gets to his feet first, but gets caught by Gator, before Gator can finish a Chomp; Hellion nails him with a shining Wizard. OBJ kicks Hellion and drops him with a DDT. With all men outside the ring, the ref begins the count. For some reason, Smoley is on the apron nearest the wrestlers, he climbs the ropes on the outside of the ring, making it to the top. What the hell is he thinking, he is motioning for some sort of top rope suicide dive to the outside??? Hellion, Corax, Outback Jack, and GatorBait are too busy wailing on each other to even notice the massive figure of Smoley perched precariously on the top turnbuckle. Gator lifts Hellion and slams him through the table; Corax caves in Gator’s skull with a chair. Jack and Corax battle on top of another table. The ref is nearing a ten count, before he can dive to the outside (and very likely to his death) Smoley loses his balance and falls backward into the ring, just before the ref counts ten. Wait a minute.. the ref calls for the bell. WINNERS in 7:59 by Count out – Brad Smoley & Smark Smark makes it into the ring and he and Smoley celebrate like they had just won the titles. Outback Jack and Corax both hear the bell and stop for a moment, jump off the table and hit the ring at the same time. Jack kicks Smoley in the midsection and power bombs him almost through the mat. Not to be outdone, Corax grabs Smark and lifts him for a double under hook DDT, nearly breaking his neck. Smoley is flat on his back out cold, and Smark is left face down in a pool of his own blood. The two stare at each other for a moment, then joined by their partners, brawl all over the ring. Finally officials are able to separate the two teams and send them to the back. AX-MAN vs. GIMMICKMAN The bell rings and AX and Gimmick lock up. Ax gains the advantage early by going to the eyes, then begins to hammer away at GM’s head. It was revealed that GM suffered a low-grade concussion at last weeks show, and AX plans to take full advantage of that. Ax hammers away at the back of GM’s head. The ref forces the break, Ax whips GM to the ropes and catches him with a spine buster, GM’s head slams of the mat. Ax covers and gets two. GM is able to kick out, but is very shaky getting to his feet. It seems like GM is having some trouble seeing. AX points and taunts GM as he staggers around a bit. GM throws a few weak punches, which Ax easily avoids. Ax peppers GM with shots to the face, but cannot quite drop him. Ax hits the ropes and charges a dazed GM, GM reveals that he was playing possum the whole time and catches Ax with a Spartan Plunge! Ax rolls from the ring shocked, GM jumps to his feet and plays to the crowd. Gm goes outside and slams Ax into the steel steps, then jack knifes him on the concrete floor. GM rolls back in the ring and basks in the crowd’s approval. Ax gets to the apron, GM grabs him and runs him down the apron and slams his head into the corner, flesh meets steel post and Ax falls to the floor. More posing inside for GM, while outside Ax is bleeding profusely from the forehead. Ax tries to wipe the blood from his face, but it is no use, it only covers his fingers. Ax makes it back to the apron; GM grabs him and brings him in with a long, standing suplex. GM floats over for a two count. Both men to their feet, GM grabs Ax and stuns him with a European uppercut. GM calls for another Spartan Plunge and tries to whip Ax to the ropes. Ax takes his bloody fingers and wipes them in GM’s eyes blinding him. As GM staggers and tries to clear his vision, AX measures him, waits, then blasts GM with an enzuguri to the back of the head. GM slams face first into the corner, Ax grabs GM from behind and rolls him up, AX grabs the tights, and has his feet on the ropes helping him get a three count. WINNER in 7:25 Ax-Man After the match, GM is quickly to his feet, he argues with the ref for a moment, then grabs Ax and hits a Spartan Plunge; he mounts Ax and pummels him with shots to the face. This brings Chris Cole into the mix, he charges out from the back and slams GM in the head with a well-placed kick. GM crumples to the mat dazed. Ax and CC are about to hit a powerbomb/neckbreaker when Hardbody Harris makes the save chasing the two from the ring. Since Harris is in the ring, and Cole is at ringside, this leads to our next match… HARDBODY HARRIS vs. CHRIS COLE HH jumpstarts this contest with some vicious haymakers that immediately put Cole on the defensive. An overhand right finishes the flurry and Cole immediately rolls out of the ring. HH gives pursuit and slams Cole into the ring post several times. HH rolls back in as Cole makes the universal signal for “Forget this” and begins walking up the ramp. HH pursues and falls victim to a surprise discus lariat. Cole puts the boots to him, and then drags him back to the ring. Cole dominates for a while with punches then an Irish whip followed by a knee to the gut. A couple of knee drops later and a pinning attempt is kicked out of at 2. Cole drags HH back to his feet and whips him sternum first into the turnbuckles. Another sternum first whip and HH is writhing. Cole with the abdominal stretch and illegal leverage when the ref checks. HH feeds off the crowd and manages to hip toss a stunned Cole. A series of clotheslines puts HH firmly in control as he hits a DDT for two. Cole with a rake of the eyes, but his Irish whip is countered into a ONE AND ONLY~!!! for a long two. A little punchy-choppy exchange and Cole takes advantage with a drop toehold into the middle turnbuckles. Hammers away at HH, then distracts the ref as he hits a mule kick to the No.1 Genitals in the OOWF. Cole taunts the crowd then makes the mistake of slapping HH not once, not twice, but three times. HH explodes out of the corner with clothesline and immediately follows it up with a huge scoop slam. Mounted punches and he almost gets disqualified, before Irish whipping Cole, who grabs the ropes. HH simply clotheslines him out and hits an apron-to-floor axe handle. Slaps the thigh and nails Cole with a BG MEMORIAL FACE PLANT~!!! HH drags his limp carcass into the ring and signals for one more time. He then rearranges Mr. Cole’s face with a second BG MEMORIAL FACE PLANT~!!! Three seconds later and HH is our winner. But he’s not done, folks. Retrieving a chair from ringside he sets it up and collapses it with Cole’s face after a third BG MEMORIAL FACE PLANT~!!! Play that man’s music. WINNER in 16:11 – Hardbody Harris DRAGONS & BLADE vs. MORTE, LI & GRUNT – NO DQ TEXAS TORNADO MATCH Blade and Ayaka make it to the ring first, followed by Blackdragon, and lagging well behind, Soul Dragon. Morte, LI and Grunt charge the ring next, and the fight is on. Blade and Grunt lock up in the ring and batter each other with punches; Blade uses his speed advantage to dodge most of the shots. Blackdragon and Morte tumble outside the ring and brawl around ringside, Souldragon gets blindsided by LI who nails him with a thrust kick to the face. Inside, Blade has maintained his advantage and is working to get the big man off his feet, he jumps on Grunt’s back and lock on a sleeper, Grunt staggers around the ring with Blade on his back but won’t go down. Outside, BD snap suplexes Morte to the floor. As Grunt staggers past the ropes, BD reaches in and yanks on Grunts leg, causing him to fall forward. Now Blade has Grunt down and locked in a sleeper move. As it looks like Grunt is about to fade out, LI comes out of nowhere with a flying elbow drop across the back of Blade’s head to break up the move. Outside, Morte has recovered from the suplex; he picks up a chair and slams it down across BD’s skull. SoulDragon charges across the ring and KO’s Morte with his cinderblock. SD has Morte set up for a DDT on the cinderblock, when he looks in the ring and notices that LI and Grunt are double-teaming Blade. Grunt has Blade’s arms pinned behind his back, and LI is laying savage kicks into Blade’s midsection. Abandoning his DDT, SD slides into the ring and attacks Grunt from behind. This really only serves to annoy the big man, Grunt turns to SD and levels him with a clothesline. Grunt picks up SD and shoves him into the corner where he works him over with chops, chokes and kicks. LI and Blade battle in the opposite corner, both men are trying to get to the top rope. Outside the ring, Blackdragon and Morte are both regaining their senses. The two come into the ring on opposite sides and attack. Blackdragon tries to free SoulDragon from Grunt; Grunt turns and swats him away a few times. In the opposite corner, Morte pulls Blade from the top rope and slams him to the mat. LI makes it to the top and drops a leg from the top rope. LI makes a cove, but Ayaka breaks it up by pulling on LI’s leg. LI is annoyed and leaves the ring and chases Ayaka to the back. In the other corner, after being swatted away several times, BD finally comes into the corner and grabs Grunt around the waist. It appears that he is going to try a German suplex, but there is no way he can lift Grunt’s bulk. BD tries and tries, Grunt laughs at his attempts. Finally on the last attempt, SD hops to the top rope, and as BD tries to lift Grunt, SD comes off the top rope with a dropkick to Grunt’s face. The shot to the head, allows BD to lift Grunt into a German suplex. The ring shakes with the impact. The one bad thing was as much as it hurt Grunt; it also took out BD, as most of Grunt’s girth landed on top of BD. Grunt rolls off of BD, and tries to get to his feet. SD waits fro Grunt to get to his feet on one side, holding a chair in his hands, on the other Blade has DDT’s Morte and thrown him over the top rope. Blade quickly jumps out after Morte, and power bombs him through a table, grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. Morte is out at ringside, BD is huddled in the corner trying to regain his senses, and LI is chasing Ayaka somewhere. As Grunt gets to his feet, it looks like SD and Blade are about to hit a con-chair-to. Before they can swing, LI comes back into the ring carrying Ayaka’s bat. LI swings and connects with Blade’s midsection. After a slight hesitation, SD swings the chair at Grunt; Grunt punches the chair slamming it back into SD’s head. Grunt grabs SD and lifts him for a fast choke slam, SD slams into the canvas and slides out of the ring. Blade is still doubled over in pain; Grunt grabs him and sets him up for a power bomb. LI charges at BD who is finally on his feet in the corner. LI attempted a stinger splash, but BD moves and nails a dragon suplex on LI. At the same time, Grunt has lifted Blade for a power bomb, slamming him to the mat. Grunt hits the ropes and adds a big splash for good measure. The ref makes the three count, BD sees the pin and attempts to get to Grunt, but can not quite make it there in time. WINNERS in 19:18 Morte, LI and Grunt JW WESTGAARD vs. DONOVAN VIPER JWW comes to the ring first, as DV gets to ringside, and is about to get into the ring, JWW body checks him off of the apron. DV flies off the apron and crashes into the steel barricade. JWW is immediately out of the ring and attacks DV before he can catch his breath. The two brawl around ringside with DV getting the worst of it. DV charges JWW and is caught with a back body drop to the floor. As soon as DV gets to his feet, JWW grabs his hockey stick and levels him with a viscous cross check. DV goes down hard and comes up spitting blood out of his mouth. The two finally make it back to the ring where JWW keeps up the attack, trapping DV in the corner and delivering heavy body shots and forearms to the face. The ref finally steps in and forces the break, when he does DV goes to the eyes. JWW staggers into the ring and DV attacks hitting an elbow to the back of the head. The two brawl all over the ring, DV hits a flying clothesline off of the ropes that takes JWW off of his feet. DV climbs the ropes, but JWW catches him and throws him from the top. DV gets to his feet and charges again, JWW lifts him and hits a DVD for a two count, DV got his foot on the ropes just before the ref counted three. JWW whips DV into the corner, DV slams chest first into the corner and bounces out. JWW spears DV in the lower back, nearly snapping him in two. Another cover gets two before DV gets his foot on the ropes. JWW is getting frustrated, and tired, the two have been battling for almost 20 minutes. JWW sends DV into the corner hard. DV hits, but manages to stay on his feet. DV looks down and sees his chain lying in that corner in a pile; he pulls the chain forward a bit with his foot. JWW charges the corner, DV gets a foot up just in time catching JWW in the mouth. JWW turns and staggers, DV grabs him from behind and hits a Sidewinder, slamming JWW’s head down on the pile of chain. The ref doesn’t see a thing. DV makes the cover, and for good measure puts his feet on the ropes, the ref never sees it and counts three. WINNER in 21:02 Donovan Viper After the match JWW’s partner Antoine Cutter comes down to argue with the referee, saying DV used the chain. DV regains his composure in the corner and waits. When Cutter turns his back to plea his case to the fans, DV springs out of the corner and drops him with a Death Elbow to the back of the head. With both men down, DV smirks, threatens the referee, then makes his way to the back. LD WILLIAMS vs. BEAST LDW tries to attack to start, but Beast shrugs it off rather easily. Beast turns around and stops LDW’s assault with a boot to the face. Beast tosses around LDW like a rag doll, bouncing him off the ropes and connecting with clotheslines and shots to the face. Beast lifts LDW by the throat and holds him until the ref threatens disqualification. Beast nonchalantly drops LDW to the mat. Beast waits for LDW to get to his feet, charges, and gets caught with a drop toehold. Beast hangs himself on the bottom rope; LDW slides from the ring and grabs Beast choking him on the bottom rope. Johnny Adrenaline makes his way to ringside and sits next to the timekeeper. Williams pulls Beast out on the apron and drops an elbow across his throat. Back inside, Williams takes Beast off his feet with a series of kicks to the leg followed by a chop block, with Beast on the mat, LDW tries to lock on a STF, but Beast is just too big. LDW locks in the leg, but has to grab Beast by the hair and pull back. The ref begins the count and LDW breaks just before the ref calls for the bell. LDW picks up Beast and tries a DDT, but Beast powers out and turns it into a back body drop. With LDW down, Beast finally notices JA sitting at ringside. Beast conjures up a Beastly sized loogie and hocks it right on Adrenaline. Adrenaline leaps to his feet and tries to make it into the ring. Attitude Adjuster hits ringside and pulls JA off the apron, JA turns to face him and AA hits a double arm DDT. JA is out. Back inside LDW tries to attack Beast, but eats a big boot to the face. As LDW flails backward, he bumps into the ref. With the ref regaining his composure, AA tries to throw a chain into Beast, Beast misses the chain and LDW grabs it and clocks Beast in the face. Beast falls and AA falls on top of him. The ref didn’t see anything and makes the three count. WINNER in 13:44 LD Williams Attitude Adjuster tried to make it into the ring but he was stopped by Johnny Adrenaline. Adrenaline and LD Williams make their retreat to the back; AA rolls into the ring and tries to explain what happened, Beast just gets angrier and angrier. Finally he grabs AA by the throat, looks like AA is going for a choke slam ride. CTG hits the ring and calms Beast down, Beast drops AA, who quickly rolls from the ring and escapes to the back. CTG talks to Beast and the two leave the ring together. MOOSEHEADJACK, NILES ANDERSON & ENDO vs. CONCRETE TG, MARK VANDER & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER NA and CTG start off and put on a wrestling clinic ending in a side headlock for CTG. NA counters out of it into a hammerlock, which is rolled out of. Stand off and Endo wants in. E and CTG exchange a few arm drags until E manages to duck a lariat and get a boot the gut. Hammers away at CTG’s back before attempting to whip him into the ropes. CTG pulls E back into a short lariat and Endo immediately crawls back to his corner. Moose gives him a disdainful look before tagging himself in. Tie up and he begins dominating CTG with punches kicks, and a big boot that lands CTG awkwardly on his neck. Moose stands on his throat and breaks at four. Hard whip into the corner and NA back in with a snap mare and stiff kick to the neck. Locking in a chin lock, he yells for E to get in. E rebounds off the ropes and drives both feet into CTG’s face. Knee across the throat gets a two count and NA slaps on a seated front chancery. MV in with the break and NA chases him out of the ring. CTG crawling, but NA manages to stop him with a leg drop to the back of the head. E tagged in and he goes to work on the neck. CTG breaks free of the chin lock and fires off several elbows to the gut. Runs the ropes, but E counters into a BREAK DOWN~!!! (Jericho’s sleeper drop) then immediately applies the NOOSE~!!! MV in again with the save, and exchanges words with AA, who looks nonplussed. Moose back in and wails on CTG before having his DDT attempt reversed into a Russian Leg Sweep. Both men are down. CTG with the slow crawl and MV reaches out. Moose grabs the leg however and ducks the enziguri attempt. He then drills CTG’s knee into the mat and locks in an STF. Big man got skills. NA applauds the maneuver as just the sheer size of Moose makes it even that more impressive. MV breaks it up with a springboard leg drop. Enraged, Moose pursues MV, who ducks the haymaker and counters with a stun gun. CTG makes the tag to MV who is a mini-house o’ fire as he spring board drop kicks Moose over the top rope and turns Endo inside out with a clothesline. NA is hit with a forearm. MV is feeling it, until a less pleasant sensation overcomes his as Moose kills him with a big boot to the back of the head. He tags in NA, then military presses MV in such a way that he lands across NA’s knee with the back of his head. NA is all over him. He breaks long enough to get a cheap shot on CTG. MV recovers enough to hit a dropkick to the knee. He stretches out for a tag, but AA has dropped off the apron to apparently assist CTG. NA angrily stalks him and hits a rude Christian-like neck breaker before polishing him off with the STEED-DT~!!!. AA makes a half-hearted rescue attempt, but three seconds have just elapsed WINNERS in 18:29 Moosehead Jack, Endo & Niles Anderson After the match, AA and CTG make it back into the ring to help Vander out. Vander argues with AA, AA apologizes and says he was just trying to help Concrete. Seizing on their distraction, Moose, Endo and Niles hit the ring again, with weapons. Niles slams a chair down across Vander’s head, Vander is out before he hits the mat, Endo attacks AA, AA fights him off for a moment, until Moose hits him across the back of the head with a steel pipe. As AA collapses, CTG tries to make the save, but Niles slams him across the back with a chair. MHJ picks up AA for a pile driver, Niles climbs to the top to make it a spike pile driver, and just before they hit the move, Endo slides the chair under AA’s head, and then slaps the claw on CTG. Spike pile driver on a steel chair takes out AA. With CTG on the mat screaming in pain from the claw, Niles hits the Precision Incision, damn near crushing CTG’s sac. MHJ orchestrates it all and directs Endo to hold CTG’s arm, MHJ climbs the ropes and hits a top rope heart punch (ok well technically a fist drop to CTG’s heart) CTG goes into spasms as the rest of the As-Yet-Unnamed-Face-Faction finally hits the ring to make the save. Concrete is a bloody mess, and Vander and AA are out cold. Paramedics are called to clear up the carnage. ANTOINE CUTTER vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE Cutter starts strong attacking JA and battering him with karate thrusts and judo moves. Cutter hits the FFC out of nowhere at the three minute mark and gets a two count. Adrenaline regains the momentum and tosses Cutter from the ring, Adrenaline stalks him at ringside and tries for a chair shot to the head, Cutter reverses the move and kicks the chair back into JA’s face. Both men back inside, Adrenaline gains the upper hand with a low blow. Johnny takes over hitting a scoop power slam for two. Adrenaline climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow across Cutter’s throat for another two count. Adrenaline sets up Cutter for the Adrenaline Rush, but Cutter is able to reverse out of it and hits another Fusion Fist Cutter. Both men are down, the ref starts the long ten count. Adrenaline gets to his feet at eight breaking the count. He sends Cutter to the ropes and hits a spine buster for two. Adrenaline lifts Cutter again and slaps him across the face, Cutter responds by grabbing Adrenaline and T-Bone suplexing him across the ring. Cutter crawls across the ring and drapes an arm across Adrenaline, but Johnny rolls the shoulder at two. Both men to their feet, Cutter tries a spin kick, Adrenaline ducks and takes Cutter out of his boots with a clothesline. Instead of going for a pin, Adrenaline picks up Cutter, slaps him again and sends him to the ropes, Adrenaline tries for a clothesline, but Cutter ducks the move, goes behind, grabs him in a full nelson and face plants him. With Adrenaline face first on the mat, Cutter floats over, and locks on the Neck Fusion! Johnny screams in pain, there is no way he can reach the ropes. He is just about to tap when LD Williams makes the save. Williams slams a chair across the back of Cutter’s head. He slumps to the canvas nearly out cold. The ref immediately calls for the bell. WINNER in 12:02 by DQ – Antoine Cutter Afterward, Williams and Adrenaline stomp away at Cutter. With LDW’s encouragement, Adrenaline lifts the nearly unconscious Cutter for an Adrenaline Rush. Adrenaline gets him up, but something goes wrong. Adrenaline slips on a spot of blood left from Smark, his foot slips out from underneath him and the two go crashing to the mat. Unable to protect him during the move, Cutter lands with all his weight square on the top of his head. Cutter’s neck twists violently the wrong way. A second after it happens, whether it was a body reaction or not, Cutter begins to get up, then slumps to the mat. The arena goes silent; LD Williams and the ref stare for a second in shock. Adrenaline jumps to his feet not aware of what just happened, then takes one look at Cutter and recoils in horror. Cutter’s eyes are rolled in the back of his head and a trickle of blood is running from his mouth. The ref makes the dreaded X sign, Williams and Adrenaline break character and try to do something to help, officials flood the ring, they quickly call for medical assistance. After several minutes, they back the ambulance up to the ring and load Cutter into the back, from the looks of things, he is not moving. CHRIS ALT vs. MICROPLAY MP comes to the ring – again without his title – and is not in a very good mood. He attacks the younger Alt from behind, and the match is on. MP dominates the early part of the match keeping Alt grounded on the mat with side headlocks and such. Alt would work his way to his feet only to have MP pull him down by the hair. Alt finally works off of the mat, getting out of a MP side headlock. CA tries to send MP to the ropes, but MP reverses it and catches the returning CA with a back body drop, Alt turns in mid air and lands on his feet. When MP turns around he eats a super kick to the mouth. Alt is now able to take over. MP gets to his feet, Alt drop kicks him out of the ring. CA hits the ropes running and springboards over the top to the outside. Both men crash to the floor. Alt springs up and jumps to the apron, as MP gets to his feet again, Alt comes off the apron with a rolling spin kick. MP is down. Alt gets back in the ring, and suplexes MP back in. Cover gets a two count. Alt climbs the ropes and nails a guillotine leg drop for another two count. Sensing the momentum is changing, Alt climbs the ropes again this time he tries a missile drop kick, but MP moves and Alt crashes to the mat. MP falls on Alt for a two count, then chokes him until the ref forces the break at four. MP goes on the attack slamming Alt’s face into the turnbuckles and the mat. Alt regains control by sweeping MP’s legs, grabbing his legs and bridging through in a pinning position. MP is just able to get the shoulder up at two. MP gets to his feet and Alt hits the ropes, he connects with a great shining wizard that knocks MP out of the ring. MP is on the outside; he staggers to his feet with his back to Alt. Alt climbs the ropes and leaps off. MP times it perfectly, as Alt is coming down, he spins and blasts Alt in the face with a chair. Alt collapses to the floor, barely conscious, and already bleeding. Somehow the ref didn’t see a thing. MP rolls Alt into the ring and covers him by leaning on him. Somewhere deep inside, Alt must’ve realized the ref was making a count, he grabs MP’s arms and legs and rolls the pin attempt into a crucifix. Alt gets a 2 9/10ths count from the ref, MP is barely able to escape. MP glares at the ref in disbelief. Meanwhile Alt gets to his feet. MP charges and tries a clothesline; Alt ducks and connects with a clothesline of his own. Alt grabs MP and nails a spinning brain buster for another two count. MP goes to the midsection to stop Alt’s momentum, then lifts him for a suplex, Alt reverses the move and lands behind MP, Alt locks on a dragon sleeper! MP flails wildly but is fading fast. The ref tries the arm thing, and MP’s arm drops two times, on the third fall it happens to brush against the ropes, even though MP is out, the ref calls for the break. Alt makes a cover, but MP is able to get his hand on the ropes. Alt is a bit frustrated now, he climbs the ropes, perched on the top he waits for MP to get to his feet. Alt leaps trying for a cross body block, MP sees the move, and collapses to the mat, Alt crashes to the mat, landing face first and nearly knocking himself cold. MP seizes the opportunity and lifts Alt for a pile driver. MP slams Alt into the canvas; Alt’s limp body falls to the mat. MP scales the ropes quickly and connects with an elbow drop from across the ring, hitting Alt right in the sternum. MP makes the cover, hooking the leg, and grabbing the tights for good measure, the ref counts three WINNER in 25:29, and still OOWF World Champion, Microplay Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Tune in next week for OOWF MidWeek Mayhem, Live from Quiggleville, Pennsylvania! Also, be sure to check out OOWF Dance of Death PPV Live January 30th from Hell, Michigan. For more details, check out our website! oowf.pantslessfury.com/oowf ! This has been an OOWF production, produced by the Black-Jack production company in accordance with Ecosystem Ltd.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 17, 2008 20:47:56 GMT -5
After the match Cole comes into the 3 Piece Set lockeroom. Ax-man is drinking champagne out of a bottle with 3 groupies. CC: What the hell? I got your back against Gimmickman but when I'm out there getting 3 friggin Fameassers you are back here starting the party early!!! Your supossed to have my back!!! A: Hey chill, calm down. I was back here because I was so confident you'd destroy Harris and the last time I looked at the moniter you were slapping him like a little bitch. Then Missy over here started giving me a striptease and clocked the screen. Sorry, I was distracted when I finally looked up again Harris had already won. Look, calm down. They might have got you on this one but it is a long way from over. We are still in Harris's head because he doesn't know who he can trust and who he can't. CC: You still should have had my back. I'll get over it though. I took Harris too lightly tonight. Next time will be very different. I'm going to break every bone in his body and leave his career as dead as that ass man guy who won some weird rumble last year. You know which loser I'm talking about. A: Yea, he sucks ass. CC: So Missy right. That is you. (asking sexy redhead groupie) You cost me my match tonight. M: I can make it up to you Chris CC: Yea, you can. Take a hike bitch. You aren't worthy of touching this. I don't want to see your ugly face around here anymore. What a ho. You (points to sexy brunette), you'll do just fine.
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