OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, South Carolina
ALEXIS DARLING vs. CARL FROM FRESNOIt’s time for an interesting match here as former allies in Run DEA are set to do battle and it gets even more interesting than that as both have been out of action for a while. Carl from Fresno has been out of action for a few weeks while Alexis Darling has been out of action for quite a few months. Her last in-ring action came against Stank in a battle that some say spurred Team Rick onto victory in their war over the summer with Team Bennett. But none of that will matter now as the current member of Run DEA looks to prove their dominance over any former member. Let’s get this one started as Carl from Fresno is already in the ring, well, that can’t be good for him.
“Life is Beautiful” by Sixx AM starts to play and Alexis Darling steps out from the back. She has on very black wrestling attire with well placed red and gold designs along with her name down her legs in very fancy gold writing. Stepping out with Alexis is her twin brother Alexander. The Darlings make their way down the aisle as they get into it with a few fans before finally getting into the ring. They go over some last minute strategy before Mel Creech calls them to the center of the ring. He goes over the rules no one expects him to abide by and sends the former Run DEA members to opposite corners and he calls for the bell.
Carl comes out for the collar-and-elbow but Alexis is still in her corner as she confers with her brother. She stays there for a good 30 seconds before Creech has finally had enough and calls for her to come out for the match. Alexis finally turns around and we see that Alexander has handed her a
Subway bag. Carl notices this and starts drooling as Alexis taunts him with it. She holds it out for him like he could have it but then like the bitch she is, she pulls it away and we can see Carl getting more and more pissed. It seems like he has had enough and he charges full force at Alexis as she holds the bag to the side.
Carl grabs the bag, but as he does so Alexis drops down and takes CFF down with a drop-toe hold that plants Carl’s face right into the turnbuckle and the sandwich crumbles in his hands. Alexis drops down with an elbow to Carl’s back and as she does so, she grabs the sandwich and starts smashing it all over his face. She finally gets up and Creech has to back her off and this allows Alexander Darling to get in some hard shots from the outside. He backs off just in time as Alexis walks over and drags Carl to his feet before picking him up and over with a snap suplex.
She quickly follows up with some quick succession leg drops across Carl’s neck before ending with her knee planted squarely across his throat as Creech begins a slow five-count. She finally moves her knee and picks Carl up once again for a scoop slam and puts him down near the corner. She walks over him and faces the corner…SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT. And now she goes for the cover…
1…
2…
Carl gets his leg on the ropes.
Alexis picks CFF up once again and whips him hard into the corner and he takes it chest first which is quickly followed by Alexis hitting Carl from behind with a dropkick. Alexis is all over Carl right now as she jumps up onto his shoulder facing the same and he staggers out of the corner…DRAGONRANA by Alexis. That was snapped off and Carl landed on his head so hard that he bounces out of the ring. Alexis now distracts Mel Creech as she goes over the finer points of Run DEA stocks and endorsement deals as her brother picks up Carl on the outside and drops him neck first across the guardrail. Creech hears the crash and is about to turn around before Alexis grabs him again and starts talking about our new president-elect. Alexander finishes up his work on Carl on the outside as he picks up CFF and gets him in the crucifixion position…CRUCIFIX BOMB into the guardrail. And now Mel finally turns around as Alex “helps” Carl back into the ring.
Alexis heads on over and picks CFF up and gets him straight up in the air…BRAINBUSTA. And she quickly follows it up as she rolls Carl over and hooks the legs, MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. This match has been an absolute dismantling of Carl from Fresno and it’s not over yet as Alexis drags a near unconscious Carl back to his feet and hooks his arms. She picks him up…BITCH KILLER.
This match is over…
1…2…3.
WINNER in 6:52 – Alexis Darling
And as soon as the bell is rung Alexander Darling slides into the ring with two steel chairs. Alexander gets some kicks in as Alexis tells Mr. Creech that his services are no longer needed in the ring. The Darlings begin to really work over Carl from Fresno with lots of simple kicks and punches. As Carl finally starts staggering to his feet, Alexis and Alexander each pick up a chair and look to be waiting for Carl and they want to end his career. Just as he’s about to get to his feet there’s a loud cheer and BUNNY is back. He jumps up on the top rope and comes off with a twisting, spinning back kick to Alexander’s face that knocks him out of the ring. He quickly follows that up with a PELE kick to Alexis and she’s knocked to the mat. Before any further damage can be done, Alexander drags her to the outside and the two Darlings start to head up the ramp as both point towards the ring where Bunny is helping Carl to his feet. But it doesn’t matter as Alexander raises his sister’s hand as she is the winner tonight.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. DAMON WRATHDamon Wrath is announced first and he makes his way to the ring and does some shadow boxing in the corner waiting for his opponent, Moosehead Jack, to make his way to the ring. Moose is announced and makes his way to the ring, then slides under the bottom rope and immediately charges across the ring and attacks Wrath, catching him with a shot to the back of the head. Wrath staggers forward a few steps, then catches Moose with a back kick to the mid section that doubles him over in pain. Wrath spins around and catches Moose with a hook kick to the back of the head, then grabs him and throws him to the mat and immediately tries an arm bar, but Moose slithers to the ropes and escapes out of the ring. Moose stares at Wrath, who motions him back into the ring. Moose slowly climbs onto the apron and deliberately takes his time getting back into the ring. Wrath slowly circles in a defensive position with his arms up. Moose circles as well looking for an opening, when he sees one, he darts in, but Wrath catches him with a knee to the face that sends Moose staggering back to the ropes, blood trickling from his nose. Moose sneers at Wrath and gets to his feet and they finally lock up. Wrath slips behind Moose and grabs a hammer lock, but Moose catches him with an elbow to the face, then turns and drops Wrath to one knee with a straight right to the face. Moose hits the ropes and connects with a boot to Wrath’s face that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Moose immediately leaves the ring and pulls Wrath up and slams him face first into the ring steps, then pounces on him and chokes him until the referee threatens disqualification. Moose pulls Wrath to his feet and slams him back first into the ring post, then rolls him into the ropes and drops an elbow across the small of his back. Moose grabs Wrath by the mouth and pulls his head back, Wrath grunts in pain, and once again the referee threatens Moose with disqualification. Moose pulls Wrath to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Wrath catches Moose with a kick to the chops that stands him up, then nearly beheads him with a clothesline. Wrath immediately pounces on Moose and tries to lock him into the katihajime, but Moose scoots to the ropes to break it. The referee pulls Wrath off of Moose, and Moose gets to his feet and charges and catches Wrath, who is distracted by the referee, with a forearm to the side of the head. Wrath staggers a few steps, and Moose catches him with a boot to the gut, then tries a DDT, but Wrath catches him with a back body drop. Wrath pulls Moose to his feet and hauls him up for an F5, but Moose slips off his shoulder and lands behind him, Moose grabs Wrath from behind and nails repeated head buts to the back of Wrath’s head, rocking him and buckling his knees. Moose grabs Wrath’s arm and drives him to the mat, and locks him in the ji-endo! Wrath nearly makes it to the ropes, but Moose pulls back even harder. Wrath knows his limits, and he is forced to tap.
WINNER in 12:43 – Moosehead Jack
ERIC O’MAC vs. THE AMNESIACAngelo Barros is YOUR referee!
Slow circle to start. Amn lunges in for a lockup but EOM casually steps back and checks his hair. EOM then notices he forgot to take his sunglasses off, so he removes them and casually places them in one corner. Amnesiac feels forgotten already and charges again, trapping EOM in the corner as THE Amnesiac pounds away. Barros gets to 4 before THE Amnesiac backs off, but even then not willingly. EOM pulls himself up but is barely steadied when THE Amnesiac tackles him again in the corner. Barros desperately tries to get between them, but THE Amnesiac is still protesting EOM's casual actions. EOM smirks and points THE Amnesiac out to the crowd mockingly, asking if he should be forgotten. THE Amnesiac steams and frets, but when he charges again EOM drop toe holds him into the middle turnbuckle (missing the sunglasses completely, of course!). EOM drags his opponent out to the middle of the ring by one foot, then raises the leg so THE Amnesiac can take a few kicks to the hamstrings. He then slams the leg down to the mat and goes for a quick cover, getting a one count before THE Amnesiac throws EOM off. EOM returns to his feet quickly to see THE Amnesiac charging again. LOW BRIDGE and THE Amnesiac sprawls to the floor. EOM leaps to a corner and poses for the crowd before leaping off the top rope and sending THE Amnesiac flying with a hurricanrana. THE Amnesiac hits the barricades upside down, legs dangling in the air. Ref Barros orders EOM back in the ring. Eric climbs back in and flops in a corner hammock as Barros starts the 10 count. THE Amnesiac stirs at six, crawls to the ring and is dragging himself under the ropes just before Barros hits 10. EOM strides up and grabs THE Amnesiac's outstretched arm to drag him further into the ring. He then wraps THE Amnesiac in an STF and laughs as THE Amnesiac struggles weakly. Barros asks THE Amnesiac if he gives but he refuses. Eric becomes bored with the weak struggling and breaks the hold himself. He stands his opponent up and berates him for not being a challenge, then slaps him. That slap seems to wake THE Amnesiac up as Eric has forgotten how dangerous THE Amnesiac can be! THE Amnesiac not only slaps back, but catches the second attempt. He slings Eric to the corner and charges again, this time launching up to land on EOM's shoulders and hitting a frankensteiner in one smooth motion! Eric is tossed to the middle of the ring as THE Amnesiac gets back to his feet and hops over to where Eric landed. He grabs Eric's legs and tosses him around with an OCEAN CYCLONE SUPLEX! Crowd oohs and aahs as THE Amnesiac kips up and tries for a cover, 1, ,2 - NO~!? Eric has the bottom rope in one hand. THE Amnesiac stands, stymied that Eric is even conscious. EOM rolls to his side and seems to.... relax? He looks up at his opponent like the last couple of moves didn't do any damage (or he forgot about em). THE Amnesiac SNAPS and tackles Eric and the two brawl all over the ring. Barros is pleading with them to wrestle instead of brawl and gets shoved back a couple of times. Barros tries to get between them but is again denied. The two end up in the ropes, where EOM finally gets his upper hand and shoves THE Amnesiac across the ring. EOM flattens THE Amnesiac with a clothesline, then stands over his fallen opponent to celebrate. He runs the ropes for the ENTERTAINING ELBOW but before he drops it THE Amnesiac IS BACK ON HIS FEET! Eric thinks fast and tries to grab THE Amnesiac for the SMACKDOWN but THE Amnesiac grabs him first! PURE AMNESIA! Eric won't forget about THAT shot anytime soon.
WINNER in 6:31 THE Amnesiac
TYSON KINCAID & LANCE STORM vs. FIREWOMAN & CHRIS JERICHO – Loser Leaves Town Match (for Storm or Jericho)The lights in the arena go down as The Cult’s “Firewoman” blasts throughout the arena, accompanied by the usual flame pyrotechnics. Firewoman and Chris Jericho walk through the curtain to an overwhelming chorus of boos and make their way to the ring, pausing only once so that Jericho can casually shoo away a fan in the front row. They enter the ring and Fire runs the ropes while Jericho struts around the ring, playing to the crowd.
“Idle Hands” by The Gutter Twins cues up as flashing red lighting fills the arena. A still-sober Tyson Kincaid and Lance Storm step out onto the stage and momentarily soak in the cheers and adulation of the capacity crowd. They high-five the fans in the aisle on the way to the ring, but their intense gaze remains fixed on Firewoman and Chris Jericho. As they climb into the ring, Firewoman and Jericho bail to the outside. Kincaid and Storm climb onto the center of the ropes on opposite sides of the ring, each with one foot on the middle rope and one on the top and appeal to the crowd, à la The Impact Players.
Firewoman and Jericho re-enter the ring. This time, there is no offer of a handshake from Storm as he and Kincaid go to their corner and discuss strategy while their opponents do the same.
It looks like Storm and Jericho will start this one off. These two go back over fifteen years, having trained together and having wrestled each other in their first-ever match. The crowd is buzzing for this one as the referee rings the bell.
Storm and Jericho lock up and start the match with some lighting-fast chain wrestling. After some quick back-forth counters, Storm grabs a headlock and is sent to the ropes by Jericho. He comes back, slides between Jericho’s legs and goes for a Backbreaker. Jericho flips out of the Backbreaker and attempts a Monkey Flip. Storm beautifully counters that with a cartwheel and hits Jericho with a deep Arm Drag. Jericho immediately gets back to his feet and takes Storm down with an Arm Drag of his own. The two men get to their feet as the crowd roars its approval for this great display of technical wrestling. However, instead of showing mutual respect, Jericho walks across the ring and slaps Storm hard across the face.
It’s on now, as Storm tackles Jericho and connects with some hard right hands. Jericho rolls out of the ring in desperation and walks a little ways back up the aisle to get his bearings. However, Storm follows him over and Springboards to the center of the top rope before diving outside of the ring and nailing Jericho with a Cross Body. As Jericho struggles to get back to his feet, Storm rolls back into the ring and tags in Tyson Kincaid. Kincaid ascends the top rope and leaps backwards, connecting with a beautiful Moonsault. The crowd is on fire and Kincaid plays to them before rolling Jericho back into the ring and going for a cover. One…Two…Kickout!
Kincaid picks up Jericho and pushes him into the corner, tagging Storm back in. Storm takes Jericho by the arm and displays his impressive vertical leap by jumping to the center of the top rope, performing a Split-Legged Moonsault, landing on his feet and taking down Jericho with an Arm Drag. Jericho gets back to his feet and as Storm approaches, Jericho nails him with a
vicious Running Enziguri out of nowhere. Jericho crawls to the corner and tags in Firewoman who immediately goes to work on Storm with a stiff series of kicks. She lifts Storm off the canvas and whips him against the ropes, hitting him with a Hurricanrana. She goes for the cover. One…Two…Kickout! She lets Storm get back to his feet before drilling him with a brutal Roundhouse Kick to the side of the head. Storm goes down in a heap. Firewoman with another cover and Storm with another kickout at two. Firewoman is getting frustrated now and she goes for the Firestomp. However, Storm breaks free, rolls onto his back and kicks Firewoman backwards and down onto the mat. When she gets back to her feet, Storm is ready with desperation Running Leg Lariat.
Storm tags in Kincaid and the crowd pops huge as Kincaid leaps over the top rope and nails Firewoman with a Running Flying Forearm. He follows that up by whipping her into the ropes and catching her with a beautiful “Storm-esque” Dropkick. He goes for a cover and only gets a one-count. Kincaid decides to slow things down a bit as he locks Firewoman in a Dragon Sleeper. Just when it looks like Fire is fading, she fights back to her feet, spins and Back Body Drops Kincaid over her shoulder.
She tags in Jericho and he goes to work on Kincaid with some stiff backhand chops to the chest. He throws Kincaid to the ropes, runs towards him and catches him with a Sleeper Slam. However, instead of going for a textbook cover, he turns to Lance Storm on the apron and mocks him with the “Come On, Baby!” pin which only yields a count of one. Storm is livid and begging for a tag, Kincaid now having become the “face in peril”. Jericho locks in an Arm bar and taunts Storm while Kincaid tries to fight free. Eventually, this is too much for Storm to take and he attempts to enter the ring. While the referee restrains him, Jericho relinquishes the hold and Firewoman enters the ring and aids Jericho in putting the boots to Kincaid, much to the displeasure of the crowd. By the time the referee turns around, Firewoman is back on the apron, innocently holding the tag rope.
Kincaid rises to his feet and Jericho goes for the Crappy Bulldog, hitting it perfectly. He runs the ropes and follows it up with a perfect Lionsault. This should do it. One…Two…KICKOUT! Jericho is beside himself. He picks Kincaid up and attempts a Full-Nelson Face buster, but Kincaid blocks it, spins around and locks Jericho in position to deliver the Driver 8. However, this time it’s Jericho’s turn to break free. He pushes Kincaid away, takes a running start and attempts to hit the Code Breaker, but Kincaid comes up with an amazing counter and catches Jericho in mid-air with the Ura-nage Backbreaker! Both men are down and the referee begins the 10-count as their respective partners will them on from their corners. The crowd claps their hands and stomp their feet as Kincaid and Jericho crawl towards their partners. Jericho makes the tag to Firewoman, who comes into the ring and attempts to grab Kincaid’s leg and prevent the tag. However, she’s too late as Kincaid makes a dive towards his corner and tags in Storm.
Storm Springboards from the apron and nails Firewoman with a Diving Clothesline. Jericho is up and takes a run at Storm. Storm leap frogs and Jericho collides with the referee!
As Jericho turns around, Storm delivers a Super Kick straight to Jericho’s jaw. Jericho powders out, leaving Firewoman alone in the ring with Storm.
Storm nails her with several right hands, knocking her back into the ropes. A recovered Tyson Kincaid joins Storm and both men whip Firewoman against the ropes. As she rebounds, Kincaid and Storm grab a leg each and roll backwards into a Double Half Boston Crab! The OOWF fans are on their feet, screaming for Firewoman to tap, but the referee has still not regained consciousness.
Suddenly, Jericho slides in underneath the bottom rope with a steel chair in hand. He plasters Kincaid in the back of the skull with the foreign object. Storm, realizing what has happened, surrenders the hold on Firewoman and tackles Jericho. The two men begin brawling and the fight spills to the outside of the ring. The referee comes to his senses just in time to see an aching Firewoman weakly cover Kincaid. He crawls over and counts. One…Two…THREE! Firewoman and Jericho steal a victory and Lance Storm is now banned from OOWF for ninety days!
WINNERS – Firewoman and Chris Jericho in 21:47
After the match, Firewoman and Jericho exit the ring and mock their opponents from ringside while Kincaid stands in the ring apologizing to Storm. Storm is forgiving, but the taunts from ringside get to be too much for Kincaid to bear. Suddenly, he takes off running and dives over the top rope, hitting both Firewoman and Jericho with a Plancha! He pounds on Firewoman with a fury of rights and lefts before Storm, obviously still having some feelings of loyalty towards his ex-student, attempts to calm him and pushes him back up the aisle and to the backstage area before he can do any more damage.
Firewoman gets back to her feet and is absolutely furious. She walks around ringside destroying camera equipment, throwing chairs and tearing up signs that the fans at ringside have brought to the show. Jericho, knowing better than to get in the middle of one of her rages, has already left for the back by the time Firewoman’s path of destruction has come to an end.
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. FEAR US vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Winner Gets an OOWF World Tag Team Title ShotThe Chickenshit Heels enter the ring first, basking in the scorn of the fans. Johnny and AA watch Fear Us enter to a more mixed reaction, but barely acknowledge them. They continue to stare up the aisle as the crowd erupts and Drink and Destroy storm onto the stage. Stank and FFC stop at ringside, exchanging words with the Johnny and AA until Fear Us attack the CSH from behind, sending them through the ropes to the floor. Stank pulls AA to his feet and slings him into the ringside barrier as FFC stomps away at Johnny. Inside the ring, OBJ charges to the far ropes and runs to the near side, where LD launches him over the ropes. OBJ slams into Stank and AA, driving all three into the railing. LD heads to the ropes himself and, as FFC lifts Johnny for a body slam, slingshots over the ropes and drops onto both men. LD rolls to his feet and shoves Johnny into the ring and follows him in. Referee Angelo Barros decides to take advantage of the fact there’s only two men in the ring and calls for the bell.
LD rocks Johnny with a running knee as he gets up, then drives him back to the ropes with punches. He whips him across the ring, but Johnny ducks a clothesline attempt, coming back with a knee to the midsection, then hooking LD’s head and snapping him back into an over-the-knee backbreaker. Johnny bounces off the ropes and drives a knee into LD’s head, then hooks the leg but gets only two. Meanwhile, outside the ring, AA has escaped the brawl and made his way to the CSH corner. Johnny runs LD head-first into the corner and makes the tag.
AA enters the ring and they plant LD with a tandem Stun Gun. Johnny gets in a kick before leaving the ring, and AA drops an elbow into LD’s sternum and makes the cover, again getting two. AA sends LD across the ring, and doesn’t see Stank tag himself in. AA tries a clothesline, but LD ducks. Stank kicks AA in the midsection and sets up a DDT, and LD comes back across the ring, leaping over AA and hitting a flying forearm on Stank. The big man goes down, and DDT’s AA in the process. LD rolls to the outside and heads to his corner as Barros starts a count. Stank is on his feet by four and grabs AA in a headlock, dragging him to his feet and into the D&D corner. Stank works AA over, then makes the tag to FFC. They whip AA into the neutral corner and do an Irish-whip-reversal that sends Stank barreling in with an avalanche. Stank drops and rolls out of the ring, and AA stumbles forward into a belly-to-belly suplex from FFC. FFC hooks the leg but Fear Us are in to break it up at two.
LD pounces on AA as OBJ exchanges punches with FFC. Barros orders LD back to his corner and, surprisingly, he complies – but he drags AA with him. OBJ kicks FFC in the midsection and drops him with a stunner, then rolls to the FU corner. OBJ steps out of the ring and reaches in to slap AA across the head, tagging himself in. OBJ sprints across the ring and tackles FFC as he gets up, driving him back to the ropes and pounding away with haymakers. He scoops the big man up and slams him, then gets in a few stomps. FFC gets to his knees and OBJ tries a headlock, but FFC shoots him off. He takes a swing as OBJ comes back, but OBJ slips the punch. FFC is off-balance, and OBJ comes back and levels him with the Boomerang. He tries to cover, but Stank is in to break it up, with LD right behind him.
The pier four brawl quickly becomes a pier six, as the CSH dive into the fray. Johnny and LD end up working together briefly, and backdrop FFC to the outside. LD turns and clotheslines Johnny out to join him. LD sees AA staggered in the middle of the ring, and sprints toward him as OBJ does the same – they turn AA inside out with the Debt Collection! Fear Us roll to their feet and get steamrolled by a double clothesline from Stank. OBJ ends up near the ropes and Johnny reaches in and pulls him to the outside, before being clobbered by FFC. LD gets slowly to his feet, turns around, Stank U! Stank makes the cover and Barros counts the three.
WINNERS, in 16:46, Drink & Destroy
After the match: More of the same as D&D, OBJ and Johnny continue to brawl. Eventually, AA and LD regain their senses and join the fun, until security finally manages to separate everyone and force them to the back.
<we cut to the back where we see Fire and Jericho>
FW: Goddammit, what kind of shit was that?
Y2J: It’s wrestling. It happens. We won, just be happy with tha—
FW: Fuck that, Chris. It was a pussy move—
<Firewoman kicks a trashcan across the hall and into a catering table. Jericho paces at somewhat of a loss as to what to do. She grabs another trashcan and picks it up to throw it after the other one.>
Y2J: Hey, whoa, okay, let’s give that to me.
FW: Fine…here.
<She throws it at him and he barely ducks out of the way in time. She storms in the direction of the DEA Suites, with Jericho following.>
Y2J: Fire….Come on, this isn’t you….anymore….kind of—
<They enter the suites, where Jericho must be hoping Lucky is waiting. He isn’t, and Fire paces around for a bit, kicking things out of her way, and Jericho resetting them. Fire goes into her locker room, and slams the door. She comes out a few minutes later, with her bags and her helmet.>
FW: I’m outta here.
Y2J: No way, not like this you aren’t.
<He grabs her keys.>
FW: Fine. I’ll just go find that punk and take him out once and for all.
<She goes back out into the hallway, Jericho following behind. They round the corner, and run straight into Moose. And the stare down begins. And it lasts for a while. Finally, Moose smirks, and Firewoman relaxes. Moose continues down the hall, while Firewoman turns around and heads back into the Run DEA Suites with a confused Jericho following.>CHRIS COLE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchAs the music starts a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and the first thing we hear is ”There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into ”Prelude 12/21.” The drum beat of Prelude hits and Alexander Darling takes a step onto the ramp. He doesn’t move until it finishes and a blue spotlight focuses on him and then ”Princes of the Universe.” Starts. Alexander and Alexis Darling make their way slowly down the ramp much to the disdain of the crowd, getting lots of boos and a little bit of garbage in the ring as they enter. Darling flips off the crowd and sends his sister to the outside. “Master of Puppets” fires up, and Chris Cole makes his way down the ramp to a surprising ovation; probably since they hate Darling so much. The Onslaught Champion hands his title to Referee Angelo Barros who holds it high into the air. This match is for the OOWF Onslaught Championship. Barros hands the belt to the timekeeper and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
LOTS of trash talk to start, culminating in a SLAP OF DISRESPECT to Cole from Darling. Cole rubs his jaw and grins, and RETURNS A SLAP OF DISRESPECT on Darling! Darling IMMEDIATELY attacks Cole with Right Hands, until Barros has to step in and pull Darling off of him; Barros makes the sign for “No Closed Fists”, to which Darling clearly responds “Oh, FUCK this”, and goes back to Cole, using open hand slaps. In fact, it’s now turned into a slap fight, which looks pretty funny; stupid following the rules. Finally, Cole hits a SPEAR into a Thesz Press, and starts raining SLAPS to Darling before working a Keylock on Darling’s arm. Darling struggles a bit before managing to leverage Cole over his head, and reversing into a Hammerlock. Cole slaps his shoulder twice (because he’s contractually obligated to). Standing Switch! Cole hits a GRECO-ROMAN TAKEDOWN and works a Body Scissors. Man this sucks. Darling thinks for a second and grabs Cole’s ankle, starts to twist it…and the pain gets to be too great, and Darling has an ANKLE LOCK on, as he stands up.
Cole seems to be in a bad way, but the crowd is clearly cheering him on. Eventually, Cole is able to kick Darling off, and Darling sells it like he was shot and flies across the ring. Cole slowly stands up as Darling recovers and starts to rush Cole. Cole hits a BEAUTIFUL STANDING SPIN KICK which DRILLS Darling in the jaw; but Cole lands awkwardly on the bad ankle that was in the Ankle Lock previously, and he hits the mat. Barros has to start a count. It’s Darling, surprisingly, who is up first, and is able to quickly move over to Cole, who is seriously nursing his ankle. Darling manages to get the squirming Cole into a Surfboard position…MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP! Ouch. Barros tries to figure out if that was legal or not, but before he can come up with an answer, Darling has Cole covered. Barros maybe reacts a half-second too slow, and that’s probably the difference as Cole JUST kicks out at 2.999999. Darling slaps the mat and locks on the DARLING MONEY CLIP!
A good amount of time goes by, and the Champ looks like he’s in big trouble. Again, the crowd gets behind Cole, and Cole somehow, someway, manages to get to the rope; and as required by law, Barros physically intercedes to get the immediate break. Darling gets in Barros’ face and starts arguing; so much so that Barros has to point to the OOWF logo on his chest (you KNOW he means business then!) Out of nowhere, the obviously in rough shape Cole ROLLS UP Darling, and gets a LONG 2-Count as a result. Darling springs up and hits some “not-so-clean” stomps and knees to the face. Cole appears to be Busted WAAHDE Open now. Darling sees he’s in great shape, and gets Cole up, and hits a SICK CRUCIFIX BOMB! The quick cover gets a looooooooooooooong 2-count. Darling again slaps the mat and glares at Barros, who just flashes the number “2”. Darling does the Throat-Slash signal, and pulls Cole up to his shoulders. He’s looking for the Darling Driver! Darling hoists him up and…COLE REVERSES INTO A TORNADO DDT! QUICK ROLL UP! 1, 2, 3! Cole Escapes!
WINNER by PINFALL in 11:36…CHRIS COLE! Chris Cole is STILL the OOWF Onslaught Champion!
Post-match, just as Darling kicks out, he hops up with MURDER in his eyes. Cole, trying to recover, hasn’t gotten up yet. Darling pulls Cole up, and DRILLS him with a swift Kick to the Balls! Cole doubles over! All of a sudden, OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Davin Moreland comes charging down the ramp with a STEEL CHAIR! He tosses it into Darling before even getting into the ring. Darling PASTES Cole with the chair in the head! Cole is unconscious and bleeding! Davin starts directing traffic. He tells Alexander to drop the chair, and lift up Cole. Oh my God, no! Darling hoists Cole up and Moreland gets into position…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Davin calls for another one…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Davin calls for yet another…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR! Davin calls for the title, and Alexis tosses it in to him. Davin starts WHIPPING Chris Cole with the ONSLAUGHT TITLE! Cole has blood POURING from several spots on his body. Finally, Davin is satisfied; but isn’t done. He stops whipping Cole, but gets him into a SHARPSHOOTER! The crowd is BATSHIT with booing and throwing garbage into the ring! The ring bell is clanging non-stop! Won’t someone stop this? Finally, down the ramp comes ERIC O’MAC! It’s Cole’s old tag partner! He’s joined by about a down security personnel, and The Darlings and Moreland decide that discretion is the better part of valor, and chickenshit their way out of the ring through the crowd. Totally not indy-worker Paramedics come down the ramp with a gurney; and Cole does the stretcher-job; but gives the crowd the “thumbs-up” on the way out.
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. IHOP vs. GODS & MONSTERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchBefore the Introductions, General Manager the Rick appears in the OOWF-tron.
GMtR: Based to the history between these teams, I have decided that there will be Two officials for this match. The fans deserve a clean finish to a title match!Junior Hale and Angelo Barros head to ringside. After a Best 2 out of 3 RoShamBo, It appears Barros will start the match on the outside. IHOP gets introduced first and make their way into the ring. Gods & Monsters are next, and they stay on the outside near the timekeepers table. Phantos & Lucios come down last, and ALMOST make it to the ring. Gods & Monsters attack. Phantos gets decapitated with a clothesline and rolled into the ring. Lucios fights off G&M as best he can, but is soon taken to the floor and brutalized. Tytan and Poe both grab weapons and begin to lay into Lucios. He fights back as best he can, getting in a few shots of his own. Referee Angelo Barros steps in and tries to restore some sort of order, and gets clocked in the head after Lucios ducks a Tytan chair shot.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Phantos ducks a double clothesline attempt and rebounds off the ropes to catch Skurge with a flying burrito. SYB tries to hit a DDT, but gets back droppped and then dropkicked into the corner. Skurge is up behind Phantos and nails him with a snap overhead release belly to back suplex. Phantos goes sailing across the ring and into Referee Junior Hale. SYB gets to his feet as Skurge peels Phantos off the mat. He sets up the Rise N Shine!., SYB connects and Skurge ends up in a pinning position on Phantos. SYB sees both referees are still down and goes to revive someone.
Simultaneously, on the outside; Poe has Lucios up on top of the Micronesian Announce Table. He hoists him up and Hits a Crucifixion THROUGH the table. Tytan drags Lucios over to the Vatican City Announce Table and delivers an Ultimo Ending through that table. Lucios isn’t moving. Tytan drags him into the ring for a cover while Poe tries to find a referee.
In the ring, Tytan pulls Skurge off of Phantos. He covers Lucios quickly, and then Skurge runs over and pulls Tytan off of Lucios. Skurge and Tytan meet nose to nose and begin brawling. SYB has managed to revive Hale and has dragged him into the ring. SYB crawls over Phantos and Hale makes a groggily-slow count. Poe drags him to the outside just before Hale gets to 3. Poe has found the ring bell and blasts SYB in the head with it. SYB collapses like a house of cards. Poe carries the ring bell into the ring, just in time for Junior Hale to regain his full senses and send the weapon out of the ring. While Poe argues momentarily with Hale, Angelo Barros re-enters the ring. He goes about trying to separate Tytan and Skurge, who have continued their slugfest in a far corner. Phantos stirs on one side of the ring, Lucios is still out cold on the other side. Tytan swings a left @ Skurge, and proceeds to knocks Barros back out of the ring. Poe tosses a chair into the ring, which draws Junior Hale’s attention. Hale grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring. While Hale is busy, Poe jumps back on the apron with a second chair and swings for Skurge. Skurge ducks and Poe connects square into Tytan’s skull. Tytan stumbles backwards, trips over the crouching Phantos, and lands on the back of his head. Skurge dives at Poe, and both men tumble to the outside. Phantos covers Tytan just as Barros climbs back in the ring to count 1…2….3!
WINNERS, in 10:02 Phantos & Lucios
After the bell rings, chaos ensues. Fear Us rush to the ring, followed by Drink & Destroy and The Heels. Gods & Monsters and IHOP are already pounding away on the champions. The 12 men brawl all over the ringside area, into the crowd and up the ramp to the back. OOWF Security takes nearly 15 minutes to restore some sort of order. At some point during the fray, IHOP and Gods & Monsters got into a tussle with one another. As security is breaking them up, SYB issues a challenge
SYB: Those are OUR trios titles! We want another match!
Poe: We are DONE with you three. How much more of a beating do you want? We already broke your nose….
Tyt: Next time I will rip it off your face
SYB: More LIES from you two.
<Poe and Tytan surge after SYB and Skurge again, but security holds them back. Finally SYB wrestles out of security’s grip and walks right up to Gods & Monsters>
SYB: You want some incentive? How’s this, you win this week, and IHOP is done forever. We will NEVER team again. Not me, not Skurge, not The Amnesiac, and not Dorothy.
<Skurge shoots SYB a shocked look>
Poe: <laughing sarcastically> It’s your funeral. We will be happy to bury IHOP once and for allSPIN HANSEN vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match"The Fields of Athenry" ushers a very focused looking Seamus McNasty who steps over the top rope and salutes the crowd who respond with loud approval that turns into a ROAR~! as the champion hits the ramp, holding up the belt before leaping the rail and making his way through the fans to the ring. The two men bump knuckles, and at Junior Hale's call, we're underway!
The two big men circle each other a few times, both looking for an opening before giving up and doing what come naturally and moving in with wild shots! A trio of heavy rights from Spin gives the champ the upper hand and he whips Seamus into the ropes. Clothesline by the champ misses, and Seamus comes off with a shoulder tackle that doesn't badge either man. Spin offers him a second chance, and Seamus takes it for the same result. Seamus offers Spin a chance, and Hansen comes off the ropes with a full head of steam and Seamus stands his ground! Both men look at each other, dumbfounded, and begin throwing punches again.
Seamus gets the upper hand with a quick knee to the midsection, and follows up with a HUGE kneelift that knocks Spin into the corner...And it's the BARRAGE! Spin is reeling, and Seamus hip tosses him out the corner, following it up with a big leg drop! Hook of the leg, but Spin kicks out before Hale can get into position. Seams pulls him up, looking for a suplex, but Spin blocks the leg and counters with a vertical suplex of his own, before locking in a rear chin lock and delivering a series of cross faces. Seamus pulls up to a knee, buries a few elbows and makes his way to the ropes and...
BACKDROP SUPLEX over the top rope! Spin lands HARD on the outside on his knees as tries to gather himself up while Seamus...
WHILE SEAMUS COMES HURTLING OUT WITH A SECOND ROPE SUICIDE DIVE~!
Both men slam into the barricade and land in a heap, possibly dead. Hale starts his count and gets to 6 before both Spin starts to stir. At 8 Seamus is up, and at 9 Spin pulls Hale out to the floor in a very unconventional way of breaking the count. Hale begins to argue, but Spin shoves him out of the way the charging Seamus and drill the Irishman with a AA spine buster on the floor! Seamus may be out as Spin rolls him into the ring, and follows him quickly. Quick pull up by Spin who grabs and arm and hits a New Jersey Hammer! Spin takes a second to point to the DHM scrawled across his forearm tape before a fist drop and a cover:
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Seamus rolls a shoulder, and Spin goes back on the attack pulling him to his feet and peppering him with rights and left and before hitting the ropes and coming off only to eat a BIG TIME pump kick from Seamus! Quick to capitalize, the big Irishman loads the champ onto his shoulders, looking for the Lowlands of...
No! Spin slides out the backdoor! Quick boot to gut, and he muscles Seamus up...SPINAL JUSTICE~! The ring shook with that one! Hansen with the cover, he's got the leg:
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WINNER via PINFALL in 12:23 and still OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: SPIN HANSEN!
Post match Spin helps Seamus to his feet, and Seamus responds by raising Spin's hand before both men take off through the fans to the back.
DAVIN MORELAND (w/Sam Darling) vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchIt’s time for our main event as the world title is about to be defended in a rematch from last week’s close encounter between challenger and champion. Coming to the ring first will be the challenger and here he comes to Joe Satriani’s “With Jupiter in Mind”, the masked hero Concrete Takaken Gryfon. The former champion gets a hero’s welcome and slaps hands with all of his fans as he makes his way down to the ring. He makes his way into the ring and shakes the hand of the champ’s self-picked referee for this match, Angelo Barros. It is a bit shocking not to see either of the two long-term OOWF officials in the ring, but with the controversy surround them right now, Barros gets a chance in the spotlight. And speaking of spotlights, one focuses on the entrance as Clint Mansell’s “Lux Ataerna” slowly begins to play. After a good sixty seconds, Davin Moreland finally steps out from the back in his usual silk Run DEA World Champion jacket and he’s got a pair of dark sunglasses on as well. Samantha Darling steps out beside him and she’s in a gold dress with her own pair of sunglasses. The crowd is giving them the business, but they seem indifferent as they slowly make their way down to the ring.
Moreland finally gets in the ring and hands off his jacket and sunglasses to Samantha on the outside and as Barros calls him to the center of the ring for last-minute instructions we finally get a good look at Davin and we can see that he has bags under his very, very bloodshot eyes. Moreland seems to be ignoring Angelo’s instructions as CTG listens intently. Barros sends them off to their corners before calling for the bell.
DM is slow to exit his corner as Crete is calling him to the center of the ring and looking to lock-up to get this started. They finally tie-up, but Crete shockingly overpowers the champ and pushes him down to the mat. Moreland gets back to his feet and they lock up again, but this time CTG pushes him back to the corner quite easily and as Crete backs off the clean break, DM strikes out with an overhand right. Barros admonishes the champ, but Davin tries to go on the offensive. He charges out of the corner, but gets caught in arm drag after arm drag by the resident OOWF hero.
Crete drops down with the last arm drag and locks in a deep arm bar. Moreland is struggling to get out of it but with each movement, he is countered by CTG wrenching in the arm bar even deeper. Finally, DM wrangles his way around and in a shocking move of someone Moreland’s size he winds up in a headstand in between CTG’s legs and he hops out of a head scissors and kills Concrete dead with a kick between the eyes. Davin foregoes his normal offense now that he has Gryfon down and just starts kicking away at the challenger. Crete is fighting back though and gets to his feet and the two begin slugging it out. It’s quite obvious by this exchange that Moreland isn’t at full strength and one could only assume why that may be.
Crete gets the advantage again and takes DM down with a standing enzuriguri. Crete stays on the offense for a good while after that move as he varies up the offense with a wide array of strikes and slams. He gets Moreland up and hits a nice-looking wheelbarrow suplex that gets DM down enough that CTG can make a cover…
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And nowhere near enough as Moreland kicks out.
It doesn’t slow Takaken down at all though, as he continues to work the champ over and even as Davin looks to be trying to turn the tide, Crete will come up with something like a nasty looking Death Valley Driver that plants the champ right on his head. CTG goes for another cover…
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And DM gets a shoulder up after two this time.
DM is in trouble as Gryfon has been on the offense most of this match. CTG whips DM hard into the corner and looks to follow him in with a hard forearm strike, but there is no one home as Samantha Darling has pulled her “friend” out of the ring to rethink their strategy. And after rethinking for a few moments, they decide that discretion may be their best course of action and they both start to head up the ramp. Angelo looks back and forth to CTG and starts his count, but Crete stops him and heads to outside to grab Moreland. Takaken grabs Davin and spins him round and gets a face full of spit water for his troubles and it dazes the challenger and now the champ is all over him.
He “attempts” to toss Crete back into the ring, but he misjudges the distance and slams CTG back first into the apron. He shrugs as Barros admonishes him from the ring. Davin gets in the ring and goes over the finer points of his argument while on the outside, Samantha Darling shows some strength by whipping CTG hard into the steel steps before picking him up and sliding him back in the ring. DM moves past Barros and now starts kicking away at Crete’s lower back.
The match takes on a much slower pace now, as Moreland seems intent on slowly and methodically and boringly working over the lower back of Gryfon. The fans are getting restless as Davin Moreland has locked Crete into a surfboard submission move and this is doing two things for the champ; working over Concrete’s back and allowing the champ some time to relax as it was obvious he was very winded in the early portions of this match. We’ve crossed the 30-minute mark of the match now and Davin keeps pounding away at the lower back of the challenger.
Takaken refuses to give up though and we can see Davin is getting frustrated as he heads over and goes over some stuff with Samantha. This seems to be a miscalculation on the champ’s part though as it gives CTG enough time to recover and by the time Davin turns around Gryfon has made his way back to his feet and charges at DM and nails him with a clothesline. Moreland back to his feet and then quickly back to the mat as Crete hits another clothesline. And then it happens for a third time. CTG is fired up and the crowd is coming alive once again.
Gryfon walks over to Moreland and pulls him up to his feet and looks like it might be time to set up for the finish, but Davin still has enough fight that he floats over and plants Crete with an Inverted DDT. Davin drops down and nonchalantly makes the cover…
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Crete rolls Moreland over and gets his shoulders down…
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Davin barely gets a shoulder off the mat and looks flustered.
Davin is quick to his feet and attempts to hit Crete in the stomach with a knee, but Crete catches it and tosses Davin over his head and he lands on his neck. Crete thinks he has Davin in serious trouble right now and roughly drags him to the corner before getting up on the apron and nailing DM between the eyes with 10 solid shots as the audience counts along.
Davin staggers out of the corner and Crete has him right where he wants him. He goes to pick Moreland up, but as he gets Davin up in the air for a fall away slam, Samantha Darling trips Crete from the outside and Davin falls on top of him. Sam is holding onto Crete’s leg and Barros is on the other side and can’t see any of this. Davin’s on top for the cover…
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WHAT A TRAVESTY!!! Sam quickly drags Davin out of the ring and they quickly pick up the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship before briskly walking up the ramp to the back.
WINNER in 43:16 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion…Davin Moreland.
Just before Moreland goes behind the curtain, Eric O’Mac walks out from the back and tosses a chair at Moreland, Moreland instinctively catches it, and Eric hits a VANMACINATOR! The chair ricochets off of Moreland’s head, and the world champion hits the floor, barely conscious. Eric stands over him for a moment before Alexander Darling rushes out. Eric and Darling have a bit of a face off for a moment before Eric sneers and walks to the back. Darling watches Eric walk away then turns his attention back to Davin, helping him to his feet. Davin is almost up when HARPER CAMBY charges out and NAILS Darling across the back of the head with a chair! Darling collapses to the mat and Camby turns and makes his escape through the crowd just as Phantos, Lucios and Firewoman come out.
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