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We cut to the back to start the show:
Jennifer enters the locker room normally shared by the Dragons. However, inside all she finds is Soul Dragon, who acknowledges her presence with a stilted question.
SD: What are you doing in here?
Jennifer: I was just looking for BD. Why are you two fighting this week? There’s a big four-way dance for your titles in four days.
SD: You wouldn’t understand.
J: Then make me understand.
SD: How can a woman who has never stepped between those ropes even begin to fathom the true meaning of the relationship between two hardened warriors? Warriors who once saw eye to eye. Warriors who one goal was to reach the pinnacle of success and strike down all who attempt to encroach upon our summit. These tag-titles are meaningless if the two of us no longer see our goals in the same light. So I asked Eco for the match, knowing he would not turn down the opportunity to see two more Dragons engaged in battle. I knew BD would accept after he saw what I did to that intern last week. Communication is the only way to resolve our situation. BD knows as well as I that we communicate best with out fists. Allow the gravity of this to settle in your thoughts and wish BD luck.
SD retrieves the belts and leaves Jennifer alone.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. PRESTON DAVENPORT QUIGGLEVILLE III
TR is a newcomer from across the pond, he faces local worker PDQIII. The two lock up, test of strength easily won by TR. Another lock up TR tosses PDQ off of him like a bug. PDQ steps up to TR and slaps him across the face, this annoys the big man a bit, he retaliates with a right cross, then grabs PDQ and nails a pump handle power bomb. TR then lifts PDQ into a t-bone suplex, as PDQ gets to his feet TR hits a belly-to-belly suplex for a two count. TR is dominating right now, he picks up PDQ for what appears to be a normal suplex, but once PDG gets to about ninety degrees up, TR spins with him, turning it into a suplex/giant swing type move. TR releases PDQ and he slams to the mat face first. With PDQ down, TR hits the Chirobow right into the small of PDQ’s back, leaving PDQ gasping for breath. TR quickly locks on the reflex-o-lock trying to get a submission; PDQ almost taps, but makes it to the ropes to force the break. PDQ is sitting in the ring trying to regain his senses; TR comes up behind him and locks on a Vulcan nerve grip! Wait, PDQ isn’t really in any pain, in fact, he seems to be enjoying it! Look at that man relax! My God he is almost in a state of bliss! When PDQ is at his most relaxed, near the point of falling asleep, TR releases the hold, bounds off the ropes and kills PDQ with a clothesline to the back of the head, folding him in half, and actually bouncing his forehead off the mat. That’s it. TR covers, 1,2,3! What an OOWF debut!
WINNER in 3:29 Thim Reynolds
MORTE & LI vs. “THE SMARK FOUNDATION” BRAD “THE HITMAN” SMOLEY & SMARK “THE ANVIL” SMARK
Morte & LI are in the ring first; Strangely familiar music starts, and out comes, Smoley and Smark, lovely. Smark has something that resembles a goatee glued to his face; actually it looks like he glued a dead squirrel to his chin. And Smoley, well thank you Smoley for pouring yourself into some hot pink spandex this week. Smoley has even died his hair black, and apparently just recently, as there is a black stain running down the back of his top. Nice. Smoley tries to pose on the ring apron, but it looks like he just pulled something. LI runs over and kicks Smoley in the back of the head and knocks him from the ring apron. Morte grabs Smark and levels him with a thrust kick to the throat. Morte sends Smark into the ropes and catches him and falls backward (like Smark was doing a Thez press) as they fall toward the mat, LI comes out of nowhere and Tajiri kicks Smark right in the face. LI picks up the dazed Smark and nails a Tiger Driver, while Morte flies across the ring and drops a top rope leg drop. Outside the ring, Smoley tries to get to his feet, but he steps in the pool of grease left from his hair dye and falls hard to the floor. Morte covers and gets three.
WINNERS in 3:58 Morte & LI
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. BEAST
Beast storms the ring carrying the briefcase that AA left him. Beast tosses the briefcase at AA, when it breaks open; there is no money inside. It does; however, appear that Beast has some new ring attire. AA tries to reason with the big man, he offers to take him to dinner so they can discuss their differences. AA tries to explain that he is on their side. Beast is not interested in listening. He attacks AA and sends him to the ropes dropping him with an enormous back body drop. Beast is like a man possessed, pummeling AA with kicks and punches. Ad one point he has AA trapped in the corner and repeatedly clotheslines him until he draws blood from AA’s nose and mouth. AA is trying to defend himself, but not putting up too much of a fight. Beast whips AA into the ropes; a big boot to the mouth sends AA down. Beast lifts AA high above his head for a press slam, walking around the ring for a moment before slamming AA down hard. AA hits the mat and screams, then lays motionless. Beast stomps away, but AA does not respond to the stomps, he remains motionless. Recalling what happened last week to Cutter, Beast leans over to check on AA to make sure he is all right. As Beast leans over, AA surprises him by grabbing him and rolling him up in a small package. A stunned Beast cannot kick out, the ref counts three.
WINNER in 4:04 Attitude Adjuster
AA quickly scurries from the ring and heads to the back, he passes a table where his gear is packed and waiting, grabs his gear tosses it in his running car and leaves the arena fearing Beast’s wrath. Inside the ring, Beast is seething at being tricked.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. ERIC O’MAC – Winner Gets Final Spot In the Intercontinental Dance of Death
People booed Johnny Adrenaline louder then ever before for what he did to Cutter last week. Adrenaline just shrugged off the boos and went to work. Eric O'Mac has had an attitude change in the recent weeks and during the match it showed. Adrenaline dominated for much of the match but O'Mac was able to capitalize on a mistake that JA made. Adrenaline went for a rolling suplex combo and was about to hit the 3rd when O'Mac turned it into a vicious power bomb. JA landed awkwardly and stayed down for a few moments, reminiscent to last week. The ref walked over to JA and asked if he was ok. JA pushed away the ref and staggered back to his feet. O'Mac came running at him and went for a clothesline but JA countered it into an arm breaker. LD Williams came walking down the aisle to ringside. JA saw him and waved him away, saying he would finish this himself. Williams backed off standing on the ramp. JA turned back to O'Mac who caught him with a Boston crab. JA was crawling for the ropes and after 20 seconds finally reached it. O'Mac was on fire now. He picked JA up and threw him into the corner. He came flying in and hit a stinger splash. LD Williams saw enough and came running down to the ring. JA saw him coming and told him to stay out of it. LD was shocked and stopped. O'Mac took the opportunity and launched himself over the rope onto Williams taking both of them out. As Williams laid on the floor, O'Mac crawled back in. JA was waiting for him and as soon as O'Mac stood up, he set him up for the Adrenaline Rush. But something happened, as JA was ready to execute the move. He froze. The announcers started to think that it was because of the incident with Cutter. As JA just stood there, O'Mac rolled him up. He pulled on the tights as the ref counted 1.....2........3. O'Mac quickly slid out of the ring and took off for the back as JA stood in the ring shocked. Williams got in and asked what had happened. JA wasn't talking and just took off for the back with Williams behind.
WINNER in 14:19 – Eric O’Mac
OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT vs. ENDO & NILES ANDERSON
Gator and Endo start things off. Endo shoves Gator, who responds with a big right hand. Shoots Endo into the ropes and nails the pasty bastard with a jumping hook hick. Drags Endo to his feet and snap mares him over before lighting him up with a kick to the lower back. Gator climbs the turnbuckles and soaks in the cheers. Endo tags in and Nile immediately takes control with a boot to the knee and some clubbing blows. Arm ringer with elbows to the shoulder then a single leg sweep put Gator down. Gator kips back up and hits an aikido-like throw that catches Niles off guard. Lock up and Niles head butts Gator then puts the boots to the gut. Irish whip and a hard knock down for Niles. GB rolls to his stomach, Niles runs the ropes, Gator leapfrogs and hits an arm drag. Tag to OBJ and Niles scurries back before OBJ pulls him into a short clothesline. Some more rough treatment with the fists is followed by a huge back body drop. Niles begs off and punches OBJ in the knee? That’s different. Niles then shoulder blocks the knee and goes to work with stomps and a knee drop. Tags in Endo who locks in the figure four after a leg drop. OBJ easily powers out of it, and reverses the pressure. Limping, but Endo hits Gator, drawing him in. Ref stops him and Niles and Endo double team OBJ for a few moments ending in wishbone leg drop combo. Endo and Niles tag in and out, keeping OBJ on the defensive until Niles attempts and ill-advised STEED-DT~!!! OBJ back body drops his way out and makes the lunging tag. Gator is on fire. Clothesline to Niles. Snap suplex to Endo ONTO Niles. Endo tossed out and Gator goes to work on Niles. After a quick power slam and cover attempt, Gator whips Niles into the ropes. Niles holds on as OBJ murders Endo with a BOOMERRANG~!!! on the outside. Gator charges in, but Niles low bridges him, causing him to tumble to the outside. OBJ attempts to help his partner up but gets a baseball slide that sends him face first into the Argentinean Announcer’s Table. In the melee, Niles hits OBJ and Gator with the ring bell as a groggy Endo attempts to convey his pain to the ref. Niles quickly gets Gator into the ring hits the STEED-DT~!!! Cover and OBJ is a moment too slow as E and N roll out and celebrate their ill-gotten victory
WINNERS in 11:11 Niles Anderson & Endo
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. JW WESTGAARD
The two shake hands to start, and then lock up. HH gets the advantage to start using several takedown moves to keep JWW off of his feet. Every time HH took JWW off of his feet, he would go for a cover, never getting more than a one count. JWW is getting frustrated and lures HH into going for another double leg take down, as HH is coming in for the legs, JWW punches him right in the mouth. That puts an end to that nonsense. HH spits out blood and possibly some teeth, then JWW goes on the offensive using power moves. JWW gets a near fall after he catches HH rebounding off the ropes in a power slam. JWW waits for HH to get to his feet and levels him with a brutal clothesline. JWW grabs HH’s legs and puts him in the Giant Swing. HH flies across the mat, after a few seconds he finally gets to his feet and JWW comes out of nowhere with a BODYCHECK (a pounce) HH is knocked out side the ring. JWW follows him out and the two brawl on the outside for a bit. JWW whips HH into the ring post, with HH against the post, JWW grabs his hockey stick and swings, HH moves at the last second and the stick splinters against the post. As JWW turns, HH hits a To Be Edited In Later and scampers back into the ring. JWW just beats the count back into the ring. HH sets JWW up for another TBEIL, but JWW catches him and reverses it into a michinoku driver. HH is able to kick out at two. Both men are down. JWW is up first and hits a leg drop off the ropes for another two count. Westgaard picks up HH and hits him with a slap shot (flying forearm) another cover gets another two count. JWW climbs to the top rope and pulls HH up with him, he hits a top rope 5 Hole (flying Atomic Drop) HH is down in obvious pain. JWW covers, but HH gets his foot on the ropes just in time. JWW lifts HH again, this time setting up for a spinning pile driver, HH powers out of it and reverses it into a TBEIL! He follows that up with a BG MEMORIAL FACEPLANT! HH covers, hooks both legs and is just able to get a three count.
WINNER in 8:39 Hardbody Harris
After the match JWW is immediately to his feet, as is HH. They stare at each other for a moment. JWW looks like he wants to pop HH in the mouth. JWW grabs the mic “HH I just gave you a hell of a fight, NOW do you know who the hell I am” HH produces a mic of his own, “Ummm, well, you are That Hockey Guy JW Westinghouse or something” JWW looks annoyed for a moment, then laughs, “Close enough, how bout that beer I offered ya?” HH nods in agreement, the two shake hands, JWW raises HH’s arm in victory and they leave the ring.
REVOLUTION X vs. 3PIECT SET
Ax and Alt start things out quickly exchanging chops in the middle of the ring. Alt gets the better of the exchange and sends Ax into the ropes catching him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Quick tag to Coolname, who comes in and bulldogs Ax just as he gets to his feet. Cover is broken up at two by Cole. Cole tosses Coolname over the top rope, then follows him outside to the floor where they brawl around ringside. Inside, Ax catches Alt with a double axe handle from behind and sends him to the ropes; kick to the midsection is followed by a pedigree. Cover gets a two count. The two teams rip and tear at each other. The end nearly comes when 3PS is able to isolate Coolname on their side of the ring. Cole hits a reverse tombstone, it would have been over, but Alt was able to make the diving save. After several more minutes of abuse, Coolname makes the hot tag to Alt. Alt cleans house, Ax ends up outside the ring, Alt stalks Cole and when he turns him around scoops him up and hits a tiger driver. Now it is Ax’s turn to make a last second save. At about the 35-minute mark, Cole is down inside the ring; Alt is out on one side of the ring after being pushed from the top rope by Ax. Alt crashed against the ringside railing. Ax was then sent over the top rope by a super kick from Coolname. Coolname picks up Cole trying for a reverse DDT, Cole turns and blasts Coolname in the face with a chain he pulled from his tights. The ref never saw it. Cole is about to go for the pin when Hardbody Harris and GimmickMan walk out on the stage. The two just stand there and stare toward the ring. Outside the ring Ax notices them and picks up a chair. Inside the ring, Cole moves away from Coolname and dares the two faces to come to the ring. This distraction allows Alt time to make it back into the ring; he comes up behind Cole, scoops him up and hits a Tiger Driver. Cole is out. Alt drags his partner to Cole and drapes his arm across his chest. Ax turns and sees the action inside the ring, but Alt baseball slides at Ax and slams the chair back into his face. The ref sees the pin and counts three.
WINNERS in 38:28 Revolution X
After the match Hardbody and Gimmick come to the ring and raise Alt and Coolname’s arms in victory. The faces celebrate in the ring. Hardbody and Gimmick taunt 3PS, then the faces all leave the ring together.
HELLION & CORAX vs. ECOSYSTEM & GRUNT
Corax and Grunt start things off. Beginning moments are controlled by Corax, whose speed and stinging kicks keep Grunt off balance. Grunt finally takes advantage after he catches Corax off the ropes with a huge power slam. He proceeds to control Corax for the next few moments with some clubbing blows and an Irish whip into the corner. Shoulder thrusts lift Corax off his feet and a viscous back elbow crumples Corax to the ground. Grunt chokes him with the boot for a few seconds then tags in Eco. Eco goes to work with stiff punches and chops. Corax turns the table and answers back with a few chops of his own. Hard whip into opposite corner and Corax tags in Hellion who immediately bull dogs the cornered Eco. Cover gets 2 and Hellion immediately goes on the offensive with forearm shots and punches. Irish whip is reversed by Eco, but Hellion ducks the lariat and hits a beautiful high drop kick. Cover gets two and Eco begs off. Quick thumb to the eye and Eco back in control with the rights and lefts. Quick counter-reversal sequence and Eco nails a swinging neck breaker. Quick tag to Grunt who goes to work with a power slam and a big elbow drop. Lax cover gets two and he quick pulls Hellion to his feet only to toss him half way across the ring. Hellion pulls himself to his feet just as Grunt builds up a head of steam. Seeing that his partner is facing the wrong way, Corax hits a springboard somersault plancha that actually knocks the charging behemoth down. Hellion recovers enough to hit a quick moonsault. Can’t hook the leg, and Grunt easily presses him off his chest. Hellion up and down from a brutal Grunt shoulder block. Grunt manhandles Hellion with punches, and two consecutive hard whips into the corner. Avalanche connects this time because Eco pulls Corax off the apron. They slug it out on the floor while Grunt stands on Hellion. Corax frees some space and executes a flying-spinning-arm drag that sends Eco into the ring steps. Just then Grunt crushes Hellion with the BIG SPLASH~!!! Corax breaks up the count at two and gets choke slammed for his intervention. Grunts attempts at further punishing Corax distracts the ref long enough for Eco to recover and hit an inverted twist of fate. Grunt covers, but miraculously, Hellion rolls the shoulder. Eco demands to come in. Tag to Eco, who immediately taken down by Hellion. Punches and a senton splash keep Eco down. Then Hellion hits a head scissors that sends Eco to the outside. Corkscrew plancha connects and Grunt drops down to help his partner. Grunt hoists Hellion up by the throat, but Corax hits the upper nut and Hellion kicks off of the ring post for a modified HELL’S FURY~!!! Corax and Hellion double team Eco for a second, culminating in a spot where Hellion front suplexes Eco onto the guardrail and Corax hits a twisting leg drop from the apron. Eco thrown back in but the cover broken up by Grunt. Grunt and Corax slug it out while Eco attempts to capitalize. Unfortunately for him, the ref is distracted by the two biggest men in the match fighting and doesn’t notice the low blow Hellion gives Eco to gain a breather. Just as Grunt dispatches of Corax, Blade seemingly materializes outside the ring and grabs Grunt’s leg. Grunt instinctively reaches over the top rope to grab Blade who cracks Grunt across the skull with the trusty baseball bat o’doom. The monster stumbles backwards, knocking Eco backwards into a HELL”S FURY~!!! Dazed, Grunt is unable to stop the count, or even realize a pin fall has been attempted. Hellion and Corax celebrate as Blade whacks Grunt once more and threatens Eco with some of the same.
WINNERS in 15:08 – Hellion & Corax
MARK VANDER vs. BLADE
Vander comes out and is NOT wearing his frog outfit, much to his management teams chagrin. Lock up in the center of the ring. Blade easily forces Vander into the corner. Clean break and Blade beckons Vander forward. Vander obliges and they lock up again, only this time Vander hits an impossibly quick arm drag and locks in an arm bar. Blade quickly to hit feet and hits an arm drag of his own. Another lockup, and Vander slips behind for the quick schoolboy. Blade barely kicks out, but quickly gets to his feet and levels Vander with a clothesline. Shoots Vander into the ropes then drives his knee into Vander’s stomach. As Vander drops to his knees, Blade hits a quick a drop kick to the head. Vander rolls out to catch a breather and Blade taunts him. Vander back in and actually slips past Blade and connects with a kick to the gut. Irish whip/drop toe hold combo and Vander immediately drops the leg to the back of the head. Quick cover gets a two, and Blade powers out. The two exchange punches on the next exchange and Blade easily gains the advantage. Vander shot into the ropes, Blade drops down, back up and nails Vander with a stiff kick to the gut. Delayed vertical suplex gets a two and Blade pulls Vander up. Elbows to the midsection and Vander frees enough space to hit a dropkick to the knee. A dragon screw leg whip is followed by an elbow drop and Vander is in control. Blade tries to shake it off, but Vander hits the chop block and attempts the figure four. Blade counters into a small package and Vander barely escapes before three. Blade manages to avoid another dropkick aimed at his knee. Vander gets up and ducks and a clothesline, then connects with a drop kick. Attempts a HEAD’S UP~!!! but Blade blocks it and hits a kick very close to a low blow. Ref doesn’t call for the DQ so Blade nails a sidekick then hits the lionsault for two. Vander fights his way back to his feet only to be stopped by a boot to the gut. Blade attempts a power bomb, but YOU CAN”T POWERBOMB VANDER!!!! Kidman-style face plant followed gets a 2. Vander gains control and hits a beautiful Irish whip Frakensteiner that sends Blade to the outside. Suicide Dive connects and both men are down on the entrance ramp. At five, they’re both up and fighting back to the ring. Blade is worse for wear and Vander capitalizes with some lucha goodness in all manner of arm drags and head scissor takedowns. However, an attempt at a vertical suplex attempt is countered into a RYUSHIN~!!! It should be over, but LI pulls the ref out of the ring. As LI distracts the ref, Blade ignores this and turns to face the fallen Vander only to get leveled by a huge boot to the face. Grunt crushes B beneath his immense weight then rolls MV on top of him. LI disengages the ref and the three count is academic.
WINNER in 12:51 – Mark Vander
After the match, Vander’s management team raises their client’s arm in victory, but does not acknowledge that Vander has just won the Dark Secrets Mixed Martial Arts Junior Featherweight World South Islands Championship. They head to the back and leave their client at the mercy of Grunt and LI who take a few shots at Vander until Blade recovers and chases them off with his bat.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
The two participants are announced, but there is no one in the ring. The crowd looks to the entrance but there is nothing. The announcer announces the two again, still nothing. Finally the announcer looks at the ref and shrugs, the ref begins the ten count. At about five, two bloody masses of humanity appear from the back. MHJ and DV are both covered with blood, both are bleeding rather heavily from their heads, and both are swinging away at each other. The ref is a big shocked by the brutality so he stops counting and watches. By now, both men have weapons, MHJ has a bat wrapped in barbed wire and DV has his trusty chain. The two square off at the top of the ramp ready to kill each other; MHJ pauses for a moment, then grabs a mic from a nearby table, prompting DV to do the same.
MHJ: Is this what you really want? You didn’t think about what I said for a second did you?
DV: No, Jack, I don’t trust you or the Establishment for a second. I remember what you did to Endo, you got him to drop his weapon, then you attacked him and DDT’d him for the win, I ain’t gonna fall for your crap.
MHJ: Look Viper, that was just my way of getting through to Endo, now we can keep beating on each other if you want, you think you can put me away before I put a hurtin’ on you? We both have the chance to leave Dance of Death with gold; you wanna ruin those chances by killing each other four days before the pay per view? Cause if you do, you WILL regret it.
DV: Forget it Jack, you are not gonna play your mind games with me. You are trying to sell me on the Establishment, but I know as soon as I turn my back you are gonna attack.
MHJ: Viper, what do I have to do, how’s this, you think about what I said, you think about the offer, not so much to join the Establishment, but to unite with me, Niles and Endo. Join up with us and shake this fed to its foundation. Join up with us, and watch the blood flow. Those Ministry flunkies you hang around with don’t give a damn about you. You are second in line to a guy who hasn’t even been seen in over a month. You think about it, and when you are serious, come talk to me, if this match means so much to you, its all yours man. When I tell you we got your back, I mean it.
Trust me.
MHJ drops the mic and walks to the back. DV stands and looks at the ground for a moment, glances toward the ring, then follows Jack to the back.
WINNER – No Contest
We head to the back where SFJ4 is with Blackdragon
SFJ4: Earlier tonight, we witnessed why SD challenged you to a match this week. Your thoughts?
BD: Maybe Soul has a point. Perhaps I have become soft. Maybe I have focused more on entertaining the fans than on winning matches. Then again, maybe he’s out of his mind and it’s my duty to help him find it. And if it takes a little teacher-student ass-kicking session, then so be it.
BLACKDRAGON vs. SOULDRAGON
Intense stare down to start things off. Quick lock up and SD easily arm drags BD. BD nods his head before locking up a second time. After a few reversals of hammerlocks, BD hits a headlock take down and is able to keep SD from scissoring his neck. The roll around for a few moments and SD manages to counter into a pinning predicament. BD kicks out a two and yanks SD’s leg from beneath him. Quick cover gets one, and is countered into a small package, which BD kicks out of at 2. SD with the sweep, but BD jumps back and they stare one another down before a more vicious lock up sends the two of them to the floor. BD Irish whips SD into the stairs, jumps onto the apron. As SD gets up, BD hits a jumping clothesline to put him back down. Some more brawling and BD finds himself whipped into the guard rail (remember those steel sum bitches? Thought you would)
SD works him over before rolling him back into the ring. Sling shot body press gets a two. Chin lock applied, but BD fights out of it fairly easily and hits the back suplex with a bridge. SD barely kicks out before three only to receive some vicious stomps for his trouble. SD gains the advantage with a kick to the knee and some solid left hands before dropping BD with a short lariat. BD counters a suplex attempt into a roll up for two. SD up quickly with a knee to the gut and an Irish whip. Clothesline sends BD back to the outside. BD manages to gain the advantage on the floor with a quick kick to the thigh and a drop kick to the knee. BD ducks the hobbling clothesline and replies with a sidekick to the chest. Jumping onto the apron, BD attempts the springboard Asai moonsault. Remarkably, SD maneuvers himself into position to catch the brunt of the move on his shoulder. His knees buckle slightly, but he is otherwise unfazed as he launches BD face first into the ring post. SD rolls in to break the count then begins working on BD’s face with hard punches. Throws him back into the ring where he Irish whips him into the corner, stings him with the mounted punches, and then bites him. A tendril of blood trickles down BD’s face as he fires up and goozles SD. Tossing him into the corner, BD goes Benoit/Flair/Michaels all over SD’ s chest, each one louder than the last. From the corner, BD hits a rolling belly-to-belly suplex for a two count. From the mat, SD picks the ankle and attempts to apply the SCHOOL OF DRAGONS~!!! but BD rolls through with it, scissors the leg and applies the DRAGON LOCK~!!!! SD makes it the ropes quickly, but BD doesn’t relinquish until the ref reaches four. BD targets the leg with an ankle breaker, a few stomps, and a dragon screw leg whip. A second attempt is countered with an enziguri and both men or down. Diving axe handle to the back of the head keeps BD grounded as SD attempts to shake off the affects of BD’s leg-based offense. Back to their feet, SD controls the slugfest, but after running the ropes is back dropped to the outside. BD slides out and hammers SD with the right hands, but when SD falls to his knees, he yanks the tights, pitching BD forward into the announcer’s table. Lift up and BD is dropped face first across Botswanian Announcer’s table. The trickle has become a stream as SD repeatedly pounds his face into the table. SD rolls him on top of it and attempts a piled river. BD blocks it, then manages to slip from between SD’s legs. They exchange punches, each on the brink of falling from the table. As SD nearly falls off, BD pulls him into a very familiar variation of the urinage suplex and drills him through the table and onto the floor. Oddly enough, the ref has yet to administer a ten count as the crowd chants “Holy Sh*T!!! BD is up first an in the ring where he takes a breather in the corner. SD soon follows and BD targets the knee again until he slaps on another DRAGON LOCK~!!! Once again SD makes the ropes and BD is forced to break. SD takes control with a rake of the eyes and a vicious neck breaker that he transitions into a front chancery. BD attempts to punch free, but SD knees him in the face and hits a jumping vertical suplex. Float over cover gets two and SD goes to work on the neck with a knee drop and by grinding his knees into the throat. Modified Dragon Sleeper forces BD to seek refuge in the ropes. SD releases just long enough to break the count then drags BD back to the center of the ring. BD manages to kick SD in the head before he can reapply the submission. Standing switches go in favor of SD who hits wheelbarrow face plant for two. Hard Irish whip is followed by a shining wizard that crumples BD to the mat. SD taunts the crowd and goes in again, but BD catches him and hits a modified release suplex that lands SD upside down in the turnbuckles. BD with the mud hole stomping and a dropkick to the face. Moonsault connects for a two count. After a little quick back and forth, a toe trip sends BD throat first into the middle ropes. He gets up only to be taken back down with a KICK OF DRAGONS~!!! The blow sends BD into the ropes. SD then ties BD up using the top and middle ropes. Rolling to the floor, he grabs a mic and stands before BD.
“Feeling kind of helpless?” he remarks. “You can’t begin to know what helplessness feels like.” With that he slaps BD hard in the mouth. “But I will teach its bitter taste to you, just a you have taught me in our various losses as a team.” He begins laying into BD with punches and kicks to his unguarded midsection. The ref counts and SD nudges him gently. Unfortunately, SD’s definition and the ref’s vary greatly as the ref is sent sprawling to the outside. This gives BD an opening moment as he manages to scissor SD’s head and hit a modified takedown while simultaneously freeing himself. In the process however, the ropes tear at his skin, producing bright red welts, some of which begin to ooze blood. Ignoring that, he pummels SD back to the ground. Soccer kick to the mouth and BD is a man possessed. Grabbing the young man by the hair, he talks trash before hitting reverse DDT. No cover as BD slashes the throat. Flying head butt misses as SD barely rolls away.
After a few seconds, SD slowly ascends the turnbuckles, his back to his fallen mentor. But in the moment it takes him to turn around. BD is up and shakes the ropes. SD crotches himself and BD meets him atop the precarious perch. SD blocks the superplex attempt with punches to the gut, but BD offsets that with sledge hammer like blows to the base of SD’s neck. Another attempt is thwarted and this time SD manages to catch an off-balanced BD around the waist. With a quick spin, the two are launched from the corner locked in a belly-to-belly suplex and onto the floor below. The crowd voices their delight in the maneuver with an all too familiar tri-syllabic chant. The ref comes to check on them as SD suddenly rises to one knee. BD does a zombie-sit up and the two eye another. Back in the ring they trade blows until BD hits a choke slam out of nowhere. He then bangs SD’s head into the mat until the ref has to forcefully pull him off. BD to the outside where he grabs his title belt. He shoves the ref aside and stomps SD back to his stomach. Like a man possessed, He lifts SD by the chin with one hand. Just then, Jennifer (SFJ2 to those who haven’t been paying attention) arrives on the scene and hugs BD tightly. BD resists for a moment, but relents and drops the belt. The ref is so touched by the scene that he doesn’t see the low blow. Shoving BD into Jen and thus into the ref continues the distraction, enabling SD to drill BD with an OMEN DRIVER~!!! onto the belt. Sliding it out the ring, he makes the pin fall on his mentor and stares at him with a mask of indifference.
WINNER in 42:45 - SoulDragon
LD WILLIAMS vs. CONCRETE TG – Intercontinental Title Match
CTG is obviously not 100%; he is heavily bandaged up, limping, and showing signs of the beating from The Establishment the week before. LDW licks his lips in anticipation, knowing full well that it will not take his best effort to win the title, but it will take an enormous effort for CTG to be victorious. LDW attacks to start hitting CTG with a brutal clothesline on Concrete’s injured neck. Concrete is down, LDW repeatedly drops a knee across the back of his head, then grabs a chin lock and wrenches the neck back. Concrete is already in agony and the match is only a few minutes old. CTG fights his way to his feet, LDW grabs CTG from behind, hooks him around the neck, and drives him down backward, slamming the back of CTG’s neck onto his knee. CTG crumples to the mat. LDW is grinning now, knowing he is already in full control of the match. LDW locks on a chin lock again, pulling with all his strength on the neck. After several minutes CTG fights his way to his feet again, LDW again goes for the neck breaker, this time CTG reverses it and shoves LDW to the ropes, when he rebounds, CTG catches him with a power slam and covers. LDW kicks out at two and scrambles to his feet, CTG takes him down with a leg sweep, grabs his legs and turns him over in a Boston Crab. Now it is LDW’s turns to scream in pain. CTG keeps up the pressure, but LDW makes it to the ropes. Both men up, CTG kicks LDW and sends him to the ropes, CTG tries for a back body drop, but lowers his head too soon, LDW drops a elbow across the back of his head, then grabs him and hits a rude awakening neck breaker. LDW makes the arrogant cover; CTG rolls his shoulder at two. LDW picks up CTG and after a kick, hits a DDT. That could be it. Another cover gets two, as CTG is able to just get his foot on the bottom rope. LDW is getting frustrated. CTG staggers to his feet, LDW charges, but CTG catches him in a standing octopus! LDW cannot reach the ropes, he is finally able to reverse it, goes behind LDW and drops him with a wicked Dragon Suplex. CTG landed squarely on the back of his neck, it looks like he may be done. For good measure LDW picks up CTG and delivers a nasty pile driver. NOW CTG is done. LDW gets to his feet and moves CTG to the center of the ring to ensure he cannot get a foot on the ropes. Just as he is about to cover him, JWW hits the ring. The two stand and stare each other in the eye. LDW seems confused, believing that JWW left with HH earlier in the night. Regardless he is ready to fight when a smirk crosses his face as he suddenly remembers something, he gets real close to JWW and says “HA! You can’t touch me. If you lay one finger on me, you are out, gone forever.” Now it is JWW’s turn to smirk, he turns around and sees Concrete still laid out cold, takes on step, and stomps CTG in the midsection. The Ref immediately calls for the bell. JWW leaves the ring, flips LDW off and walks up the ramp, LDW looks confused for a moment, until he hears the announcement, “The Winner of the match by disqualification, as a result of outside interference – Concrete TG!”
WINNER by DQ Concrete TG
LDW goes berserk. He tries to go after CTG, but he is already out of the ring and staggering back to the back. He targets the ref next, but the ref bails before he can get to him. LDW looks like his head is about to explode as he storms back to the back.
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. MICROPLAY vs. GIMMICKMAN – OOWF World Title Match
This is a true triple threat match, first person to gain a pin or submission wins the match. Microplay attacks CD before GM can even make it to the ring. MP pounds away on Dragon until he collapses to the mat unable to defend himself. The only thing that saved CD was GM entering the ring and distracting MP allowing CD to scurry out of the ring. MP turns his attention to GM, and the two lock up, GM gains the advantage and press slams MP, GM hits the ropes, where CD grabs his foot from the outside. The distraction allows MP to attack GM from behind, he scoop slams MP then mounts him and chokes him. CD comes in from behind and levels MP with a shot to the back of the head. CD springboards off the middle rope and turns it into a dropkick right in MP’s mouth. MP falls from the ring, and GM attacks CD, leveling him with a clothesline. GM makes the cover, but MP flies back into the ring and makes the save before the ref counts three. The action continues like this for several minutes, no one can gain enough of an advantage to keep the other out of the ring for a three count. The end nearly comes after MP is knocked from the ring and GM catches CD with a Spartan Plunge. CD manages to get his foot on the ropes before the ref can make a three count. The three battle furiously. At nearly the 50-minute mark, all three men are exhausted. CD is outside the ring; MP is slumped in one corner, GM in the other. GM and MP make it to their feet, the two exchange blows in the middle of the ring; GM gets the upper hand and whips MP to the ropes. Outside the ring, CD waits with a chair, waiting for MP to hit the ropes at the last second MP reverses the whip and GM hits the ropes, CD swings and slams the chair into the back of GM’s head, GM falls in a heap, out cold. CD stares in disbelief, MP quickly goes to the top rope for his flying elbow. Thinking quickly CD jumps on the apron and pushes MP off the top rope, MP crashes to the floor. CD slips through the ropes and makes the cover on the still unconscious GM 1,2,3! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
WINNER in 53:44 and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – CANADIAN DRAGON!
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