Post by mooseheadjack on Nov 24, 2008 14:12:52 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, North Carolina
BRYCE LARSON vs. DEAN KRZYZEWSKI
Local North Carolinian Dean Krzyzewski makes his way to the ring, he is clad half in Duke Blue, and half in Tarheel Blue, and booed by all. Kryyzerski makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and poses for the unappreciative crowd. And with that, I am no longer typing out that name. From now on he is Dean K. “War Machine” by Black Sabbath starts and “The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson makes his way to the ring. By the time they finish announcing his name, the song is over and he is still only about halfway to the ring. The referee asks him to speed things up, so he charges the ring and slides under the bottom rope, where Dean K immediately attacks him with a kick to the back of the head. Dean K hits the ropes and tries a leg drop, but Larson rolls out of the way and Dean K gets nothing but mat. Larson spins to his feet and NAILS Dean with a stiff kick to the face. Larson pulls K to his feet and lifts him into a fireman’s carry, then spins him off his shoulders, holding onto his head and driving his jaw into his chin. Dean K’s head snaps back and he hits the mat. Larson gets to his feet quickly and waits for K to struggle to his feet, as he does, Larson grabs him and hits a reverse side Russian leg sweep neck breaker, then brings Larson back up and grabs a side head lock, and falls straight down to the mat, driving K’s face to the canvas. Larson covers, but K manages to roll his shoulder before the three count, then slither under the bottom rope to the safety of the floor. Larson charges to the ropes and springs to the top rope, spins around, and hits a moonsault off the top rope, catching K by the head and DRIVING him to the floor with a reverse DDT! The crowd pops into a very appropriate HOLY SHIT chant. Both men are a little slow to get to their feet, but Larson is up first and he throws K back into the ring. Larson follows him into the ring and K tries to beg off but Larson keeps up the pressure. The referee turns away for a moment and K gets in a low blow that doubles Larson over in pain. K gets to his feet and climbs to the second rope and grabs Larson and hits a tornado DDT. K covers, but only gets a once count. Dean K is feeling a little froggy so he goes to the top rope and tries a frog splash, but Larson is easily out of the way. K crashes and burns, and ends up on knees in the middle of the ring. Larson kips up and charges at K and hits the Harry, Ron & Hermione. Dean K is all but out, and Larson calls for the Dela-Ware Special! The crowd goes absolutely ape shit for this, but before he does it, Larson smiles and shakes his finger and smiles. There will be no Dela-Ware Special tonight. Instead he waits for Dean K to get to his feet and he hits SHINOBI’S RAGE! K is DONE! Larson falls on him, one, two, three!
WINNER in 5:19 – “The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson
ALEXIS DARLING vs. BUNNY
This match is a result of what happened last week when Alexis Darling took on Carl from Fresno in her return match. Alexis basically dominated the match, but it didn’t end there as Alexis and her brother Alexander attacked Carl after the bell. They could have done major damage, but nothing could be inflicted as Carl’s old friend and partner, Bunny, ran down and made the save. The instrumental version of an Eminem mega mix starts and Bunny steps out from the back with a microphone in hand,
Ayo, ayo…
The prodigal one is back
And that’s not wiggidy wack
I gots to face me a Darling
One I can hook like a marlin
The bitch has a lot of tells
None bigger than how much her pussy smells
I get more ring rats than Tracy Smothers
Too bad Alexis is busy fucking her brother
And that line was too much as Alexander Darling runs out from the back and crashes into Bunny from behind. He tosses him hard into the guardrail as his sister runs out to join him. She pulls him off Bunny and starts to attack him herself. Some hard kicks as they both make their way down the ramp and she tosses him into the ring. It takes her a minute to get her robe off and make it into the ring, but as she does so Sterling Glaw calls for the bell and Bunny bounces off the far ropes and nails Alexis coming in with a spinning leg lariat. Bunny is flipping and bouncing all over the ring as he is really keeping Alexis off-balance and he’s also avoiding the antics of Alexander on the outside.
Bunny picks AD up and slams her down and in one fluid motion, he cartwheels around her and nails Alexis with a Shining Wizard. He makes a quick cover…
1…
2..
But Alexis kicks out. Bunny stays on the offensive as he hits Alexis with a gut wrench suplex near the corner. Bunny heads to the outside and starts to climb the ropes but as he does so, Alexander grabs a hold of Bunny’s leg to delay him. Glaw is yelling at and Bunny finally kicks Alexander off, but it’s too late as Alexis has bounced to her feet and hits off the second rope before drop kicking Bunny to the floor…Hey, where did she learn that move???
No time to waster though as Alexis is now the one climbing the ropes as she waits for Bunny to stagger to his feet and as soon as he does…SHOOTING STAR PRESS and it’s a beautiful one. Both combatants are down on the outside, but Alexander is feeding his sister some water and helping her get her bearings. Once Alexis gets enough time she gets to her feet and gives a mock bow to the crowd to show her appreciation for their reaction to her move.
She slowly picks Bunny up by the eats and pushes him in the ring before getting onto the apron and she comes into the ring in her own unique way with a slingshot double stomp to the lower back of Bunny. She drops down and rolls him over to make the cover…
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2…
And Bunny gets a leg on the ropes before Alexander can get over and knocks it off. And Glaw sees this and has finally had enough of Alexander at ringside and points to the back. Alexander protests in vain, but he’s not a licensed manager and Sterling has the right to force him down to the locker room. Alexis is livid in the ring as she argues with Glaw and she is caught when Bunny rolls her up from behind and follows it right through into a German suplex…CHAOS THEORY. Bunny makes the cover…
One…
Two…
Thr…NO, Alexis barely rolls a shoulder.
Bunny gives a loud, “AYO” to the crowd as he starts whipping Alexis from post to post. But he does it once too often as Alexis catches him coming in and grabs a hold of his head with a flying head scissors out of the corner. Both wrestlers are up and now they’re slugging it out as Bunny and Alexis each try to move faster and faster and finally Alexis is smart enough to catch Bunny coming off the ropes with a sick STO. Alexis picks Bunny up and locks him in a BUTTERFLY LOCK. She holds it for a few seconds, before tossing Bunny over her head in a Butterfly suplex. She makes the cover…
1…
2…
Kick out. Alexis wastes no time in following up and she seems like a woman possessed as she grabs Bunny roughly by his big floppy ears…AIR RAID CRASH…this match is over, but Alexis doesn’t go for the cover. She instead twists Bunny into a pretzel…DARLING CLUTCH and she drags Bunny to the center of the ring. She has it locked in and as much as Bunny tries to flip his way out of it, it’s locked in tight. He’s holding on and trying everything he can to get out of it. But after a good minute or two, he just can’t do it anymore and has no choice but to tap out.
Alexis Darling refuses to let go of the hold though and she is really wrenching back as the bell continues to ring. Glaw is trying to pull her off and starts counting to five, but before he gets there, Firewoman has rushed down to ringside and she pulls Alexis off of her old tag team partner and Alexis looks furious but Firewoman holds her back as she helps Bunny to his feet. But it’s all a ruse…kick to the stomach and Fire wraps up Bunny…
C-4 connects.
Alexis and Fire give each other a hug as Alexis walks back over and picks Bunny up in the air, she rotates him…BITCH KILLER…and they still aren’t done as Firewoman has walked up the ropes and she takes a deep breath…
DOUBLE MOONSAULT lands clean.
Just as it looks like Alexis and Firewoman will do even more damage, the crowd erupts as Justin Sane storms out of the back with CHAIR and Carl from Fresno storms out with a DELI SLICER???
Anyways, Firewoman and Alexis beat a hasty retreat out through the crowd as they’ve left Bunny convulsing in the ring.
WINNER in 9:01 by submission…ALEXIS DARLING
TYSON KINCAID vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
“Idle Hands” fires up through the arena, and the OOWF-tron flickers on to Tyson Kincaid’s entrance video. Tyson comes down the ring, alone, walking with purpose, eyes clear and focused. He enters the ring and poses for the cheers of the crowd, soaking them up. As he hits the fourth turnbuckle, “Scarecrow” begins and Moosehead Jack makes his entrance. But rather than slump in the corner as usual, Moose walks up to Tyson and looks him straight in the eye. Tyson raises his arms in the universal symbol for “What?!” Moose smirks, pulls a flask out of his tights, and takes a drink. And then offers it to Tyson. Tyson is enraged, and smacks it out of Moosehead Jack’s hands. Moose merely laughs and the ref wisely calls for the bell to get started.
The two men lock up and test their strength by trying to push each other to the edge of the ring. Tyson has the advantage early, then Moose finds his footing and pushes Tyson back towards the ropes. Tyson counters, putting Moose into a rear arm lock. Moose slaps his shoulder twice, as required by law, and then reverses, into a wrist lock on Tyson. Rather than just hold him like that, Moose wastes no time in dropping his elbow right against Tyson’s, hyper extending the arm. He lets go and Tyson grabs his elbow. Moose powers Tyson into the corner with punches, and breaks after the ref gets to four. Moose steps back allowing Tyson to recover and then picks him up into a Fireman’s Carry into a slam. Tyson gets up, only slightly dazed, and rushes Moose, running into a Clothesline. Down Tyson goes, and Moose begins to put the boots to him. The ref begins another count, and he Moose again backs off after four. Tyson crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up. He turns around and walks into a boot to the head that sends him back to the ropes. Moose takes this opportunity to try to choke Tyson with the ropes. The ref starts the count, but Tyson manages to get lose with a few well placed elbows to Moose’s ribs. This drives Moose back allowing Tyson to recover a bit. He sees his opportunity and bounces off the rope, into Moose with his own flying clothesline. This seems to fire him up a bit, as Moose stands up, Tyson grabs him for a Swinging Neck breaker. He rolls over for the cover, but Moose gets an arm up at about 1.5. Both wrestlers stand, and turn towards each other. Moose spins around attempting a spinning chop to the neck, but Tyson counters, and starts to get Moose into position for a Brain buster. But Moose counters, and gets out, pushing Tyson away. He winds up, as Tyson turns around, getting the Most Devastating Move in Professional Wrestling, the Heart punch, lined up. But Tyson sees it coming, and drop toe-holds Moose….right into the ref! The ref goes flying out of the ring, and Moose would have too, except for the ring post stopping him at the shoulder. Tyson gets up and climbs the ring post to set up a moonsault, but seemingly from out of nowhere, Firewoman has appeared and grabs his leg, which forces him back down. Tyson begins to yell at her, but she just smiles innocently. What he doesn’t see, is Moosehead Jack recovering. The crowd is yelling, but Tyson doesn’t know why as he yells at Firewoman to get back up the ramp. Firewoman just stares at him, with her hands on her hips. Moose stalks Tyson from behind, then seizes his opportunity and grabs Tyson into a roll-up for...well, should we call it a Darling Finish? Firewoman runs around to the side of the ring, and “helps” the referee back in. He sees the pin and counts 1, 2, 3.
WINNER: Moosehead Jack.
Tyson is furious as the referee raises Moosehead Jack’s arm. Firewoman walks satisfied and backwards up the ramp, smiling. She gets half way up when Moose catches her eye and gives her a nod. She doesn’t respond, but turns and continues towards the back.
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. GAELIC STORM vs. FEAR US
L.D. Williams and Outback Jack enter first, but Seamus and Damon never come thru the curtain. TCH does, and they have a microphone.
AA: Johnny, what happened to our other opponents, man?
JA: Ya see, Williams.. Jack... THAT is what happens when you mess with us! Ya get laid out before the match!
AA: So you two clowns keep flappin' your yaps, and maybe next time, when the music hits, and the lights come on, and the crowd starts to buzz... you'll be the ones face first on the concrete in the back!
The crowd pops as AA finishes, but not because they particularly cared for what he was saying, but because the big screen shows what REALLY happened to Damon and Seamus, as they are brawling in the parking lot. Johnny and AA play off the reaction as their own and continue to the ring. Williams and Jack point at the developments, and TCH turns around to see their lies being exposed. That pisses them off, so JA and AA rush the ring, but LDW and OBJ put the boots to them before they can get all the way in. Jack drags Johnny in by the hair and hip tosses him across the ring. Williams uses the ropes to choke out Capps until AA is able to wiggle out to the floor. That allows for some double teaming on Adrenaline, highlighted by a double gut buster. Williams stretches out Johnny a little bit as things settle down, and AA hops in to break that up. Tag to Jack, and OBJ pounds JA back to the corner. Hard Irish whip to the other corner, and an avalanche/bulldog combo gets two, as Johnny gets a foot on the rope. Another quick tag, and Williams works the sternum and back some more. Power bomb into the turnbuckle, but a charge eats boot, and Johnny takes him down from behind and tags AA. Some measured right hands from AA, capped with a stiff elbow takes LDW back down, and AA tries a camel clutch. But Williams grabs a leg and twists out of it into an ankle lock. Capps grabs the ropes, and climbs the ropes to tag Johnny, and before Williams releases the hold, Adrenaline flies in off the top with a body press that gets a two count. LDW tries to get to his feet, but Johnny kicks him all the way up. Williams finally grabs one of the kicks, and takes Johnny over with a dragon screw and wants the STF. But Johnny kicks him off, and Capps sucker punches Williams. Johnny schoolboys him for a long two count. To the ropes, and LDW gets a blind tag. Johnny gets a nice belly to belly throw on LDW, but Jack takes his head off with a clothesline when he turns around. Jack works over Johnny in the corner, then takes him up for a superplex. JA fights it, and they exchange punches up top. Adrenaline wins the fight, dropping OBJ to the mat, but Williams shakes the top rope and JA gets crotched. Crowd doesn't like that much. That allows Jack to get back up and get the superplex, but AA's having none of it and breaks up the cover immediately. Tag to Williams, and LDW kills Johnny with a tiger suplex, just dropping him on the back of the head. Johnny to the floor to shake the cobwebs, but Williams comes out thru the ropes with a suicide dive. We've got a mess on the floor, and AA comes around and drags Johnny away, rolling him into the ring by the TCH corner. OBJ protests that, and runs around the ring and yanks Capps off the apron. They brawl, and when Johnny staggers up, there's nobody to tag. LDW's back in and charges, but Johnny hot shots him into the turnbuckle, and Williams' face hits the post! Johnny's still half out of it as AA gets back on the apron, and Johnny falls into the HOT TAG! Capps sees Williams, now bleeding, laid out and covers, but Jack pulls AA out of the ring. Johnny comes off the apron with a double axe handle on OBJ to take him out. AA goes back in, but Williams is playing possum and cradles Capps! One, two, but AA kicks out just in the nick of time. AA goes right after the head wound with some forearm shots, then a pile driver. That all leads to THE CLAW~! Williams sells it good and he's fading. But OBJ manages to reach out and get a tag at the last minute. AA keeps the hold locked on and keeps Jack at bay with kicks, finally letting go when Jack charges, and AA sidesteps him and sends him to the ropes... where Johnny catches him on the other side with a kick to the back of the head. DDT! One, two, and OBJ kicks out. Tag to Johnny and they want the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Jack fights it off and lands on the apron. Johnny and OBJ slug it out, and Jack goes to the eyes to get back in. BOOMERANG misses, and AA NAILS Jack with some brass knux! Johnny rolls him up from behind, but the ref suspects some shenanigans from AA. He pleads innocent, and while he does, Williams sneaks back in and clobbers Johnny with a clothesline, which rolls OBJ over on top of him. One, two, and it's THREE nanoseconds before Capps can make the save.
WINNERS in 16:03: FEAR US.
GODS & MONSTERS & ERIC O’MAC vs. IHOP & THE AMNESIAC – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match – If IHOP & The Amnesiac lose, they must split forever
IHOP, led by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, make their way to the ring first. They receive a surprising amount of support from the fans, but don’t seem to notice it. The three men radiate intensity as the climb into the ring. They bump fists, and Skurge and The Amnesiac use the ropes to warm up as SYB just stares toward the entrance. The crowd’s cheers change to a hailstorm of boos as the champions, accompanied by Selena, step onto the stage. Eric O’Mac, flanked by Gods & Monsters, pauses at the top of the ramp. They raise their belts and drink in the crowd’s scorn. The champions approach the ring and wave the challengers out of the way, but IHOP refuse to give ground. After a moment, Eric shrugs and the champions hand their titles to Selena and climb onto the apron. Referee Davis Hightower steps in and sends G&M and Skurge and The Amnesiac to their corners, leaving Eric and SYB to start.
Eric and SYB meet in center ring and before Eric can say a word SYB slaps the taste out of his mouth. Eric lunges but SYB side-steps, rolling Eric up and getting a two count. Eric kicks out and gets to his feet, then turns and levels SYB with a clothesline. After a few kicks he pulls SYB to feet, rocks him with a European uppercut, and runs him into the G&M corner and tags Tytan. They work SYB over in the corner, then Tytan backs off and SYB whips SYB into a super kick. Tytan makes a cover, but Skurge breaks it up at two. As Hightower orders Skurge out of the ring, Tytan picks SYB up into an over the shoulder backbreaker, then drives him to the mat with a Dominator. He covers again, but The Amnesiac breaks it up with a flying elbow. He mounts Tytan and starts throwing punches and, as Hightower tries to pull him off, Skuge comes in and drags SYB to IHOP’s corner. Hightower finally gets The Amnesiac out of the ring and sees Skurge tag himself in.
Skurge hits Tytan with a running knee to the head, then drops him with a DDT. He turns to meet Poe as he comes in to help, and they slug it out. Eric starts to enter, and draws Hightower’s attention, which allows Tytan to roll to his knees and hit Skurge from behind with a low blow. Skurge stumbles forward, and Poe plants him with a power bomb before leaving the ring. Tytan scrapes Skurge off the mat and hits the Corporate Fallout, then makes a cover. The Amnesiac dives into the ring and breaks it up just before the three. Eric enters as The Amnesiac gets up and catches him with a Backstabber. Eric pulls The Amnesiac to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Poe pulls the ropes down and The Amnesiac topples to the floor. Meanwhile, Tytan picks Skurge up and drops him face-first onto the top turnbuckle, then hits a German suplex. He bridges, and Hightower counts One…Two…Thr – SYB makes the save!
SYB is a house-(albeit a small one)-a fire! He keeps Tytan on the mat with kicks and stomps, then knocks Eric out of the ring with a dropkick when he tries to get involved. SYB and Skurge batter Tytan, then Skurge picks him up for the Smokehouse Combo. SYB goes to the ropes – but Eric grabs his ankle and yanks him out to the floor. Tytan fights free and staggers Skurge with punches, then kills him with a Death Valley Driver. He covers, but Hightower is busy outside the ring. Tytan approaches the ropes and yells at the ref as Poe drops The Amnesiac with a punch and turns as Eric whips SYB towards him. SYB tries for a Thesz press, but Poe catches him and muscles him into position for a power bomb. He turns to drop him onto the railing, but SYB reverses it, sending Poe into the crowd with a Hurricanrana, but gutting himself on the railing at the same time. Eric approaches to help Poe, but The Amnesiac levels him with a roaring elbow. The Amnesiac helps SYB off the railing and carries him back to the IHOP corner. Hightower slides back into the ring just as Skurge rolls Tytan up from behind. One…Two…Thr-Tytan kicks out!
Skurge kicks Tytan back to the mat and turns to his corner, but neither of his partners are looking too good. The Amnesiac gamely reaches for the tag, and Skurge runs Tytan head-first into the corner. The Amnesiac tags in and they lift Tytan for a tandem suplex. SYB tells them to hold him in the air and climbs laboriously to the top, diving off into a cross body that drives Tytan to the mat, Skurge and SYB roll to the outside and The Amnesiac covers, One…Two…Thr-Eric breaks the pin! Hightower keeps IHOP from entering, which allows Eric to continue his assault on The Amnesiac and sling him into the G&M corner. Tytan rolls to his feet and makes his way to the corner as well, tagging in Poe.
Eric and Tytan whip The Amnesiac out of the corner and into a Big Boot from Poe. Poe picks The Amnesiac up and hits a Fallaway Slam, then lifts him onto his shoulders for the Pendulum. Before he can hit the move, SYB is in with a flying tackle that doesn’t take him down but knocks him off balance. As Poe staggers, Skurge sprints across the ring and dives into Tytan, taking both men to the floor. SYB rolls to his feet and hops onto the second turnbuckle, jumping off and dropkicking Poe in the chest as The Amnesiac shifts his weight. Poe falls back and The Amnesiac rolls him up with a crucifix as SYB clips Eric’s knee as he tries to come into the ring. Hightower counts One…Two…Three!
WINNERS, and new OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions, in 19:59, IHOP & The Amnesiac
After the match: The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth waves to the back and Fezzik comes out leading a platoon of security. As they herd Eric and G&M to the back, Dorothy collects the belts and climbs into the ring. She hands them to the champions, and Skurge and The Amnesiac each climb a turnbuckle as SYB stands in center ring. They hold their titles high as the crowd roars their approval.
CHRIS COLE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Alexander Darling comes to the ring flanked by his sister Alexis. They make their way to the ring, pausing occasionally to sneer at the fans as they boo. Finally the Darlings get to the ring and Alex moves to the corner while Alexis gives him some last minute instructions. The Onslaught champion Chris Cole’s music plays, and he comes out to the top of the ramp. Cole stands there for a moment and listens to the mixed reaction from the crowd. They don’t really like him as much as they hate Darling. Cole looks worse for the wear, and is still sporting assorted bruises from last week’s post match attack. Cole makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and immediately walks to the referee. He is saying something to him, and all we can hear is “she has no business here.” An official comes from the back and there is an animated conversation between the referee and the official, finally the referee says something to the announcer:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Alexis Darling not having a manager’s license, the referee is ordering her to the back.”
Alexis comes UNGLUED and flies across the ring at the referee. Alexander Darling has to grab her to keep her from attacking the referee. He works to calm her down and get her out of the ring, the whole time Chris Cole is standing in the corner with an amused look on his face. Finally Alexis leaves the ring and is escorted to the back by the Local Security. Alexander watches her go, then turns back to Cole with a look of pure hate in his eyes. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Darling and Cole charge at one another and meet in the center of the ring and immediately start trading chops. Cole gets in a knee that drops Darling to his knees. Cole hits the ropes and tries a kick to the side of the head, but Darling pulls back and sweeps Cole’s leg sending him to the mat. Both men are quickly to their feet, and Cole grabs a side head lock, but Darling sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the face that sends Cole out of the ring. Darling moves to leave the ring and go after Cole, but the referee stops him and makes him step back and starts the ten count on the champion. Cole gets to his feet rather quickly, but looks at Darling, who is eager to press his advantage. Cole causally walks around the ring and hops on the apron and steps between the ropes once the referee hits eight.
Darling charges in and tries a clothesline, but Cole ducks it and traps Darling on the ropes and snaps his head back with a series of European uppercuts. Cole hooks Darling and takes him to the mat with a snap suplex, then floats over and gets a two count. Cole pulls Darling to his feet and scoops him up and drops him across his knee with a pendulum back breaker, covers and gets another two count. Chris Cole gets to his feet and slowly pulls Darling up, pausing to give him a sarcastic slap across the face. This seems to ignite Darling, and he grabs Cole and hits a STUNNER! Cole writhes on the mat in pain while Darling heads to the corner and climbs to the second rope and leaps off, driving his elbow into Cole’s throat. Darling doesn’t go for the pin, instead opting to HAMMER Cole with closed fist punches to the face. This draws a warning from the referee as he pulls Darling off of Cole. Darling appears ready to go after the referee, but instead shoves him aside and goes back after Cole, catching Cole with a kick to the side of the head that sends him from one knee, back to the mat.
Darling works on Cole’s neck, which has to be considerably sore after last week’s attack by he and Moreland. Darling keeps Cole face down on the mat and drives his knee in to the back of his head and neck, then crosses Cole’s arms and pulls him back in a camel clutch, keeping his knee planted in the middle of Cole’s back. The referee asks Cole if he wants to quit, but Cole refuses and slowly fights to his feet and backs Darling into the corner. The referee calls for the clean break, but Cole slams his head backward, catching Darling in the face. Darling falls to the mat grabbing his face in pain, Cole gets a warning from the referee. Cole charges across the corner and catches Darling with a bootwash, then pulls him out and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head too soon, and Darling catches him with a corkscrew DDT! Cole grabs his neck in agony, and Darling pulls Cole up and hits a PILE DRIVER! Cole’s neck could be broken! Darling covers, one……two……thre…..NO!
Darling shows a little frustration and asks how much time we have left, the official answers just over three minutes. Darling pulls Cole to his feet and hits a DARLING DRIVER! He covers again and gets the one….two…..thre….NO! Cole reaches out and grabs the bottom rope, forcing the break. Darling snarls and lands a few stiff kicks on Cole then heads to the top rope. Darling is not that much of a high flyer, what is he doing? Darling leaps, trying a Phoenix Splash, but Cole rolls out of the way and Darling hits the mat knees first, then FACEPLANTS on the mat! Darling rolls over and looks up at the ceiling, his eyes are glassy and his nose is gushing blood. He just knocked himself goofy. Cole gets to his feet and pulls a near helpless Darling to his feet and hits the HEDLINER! Cole covers, and there is no way Darling can kick out, cover, one, two, three.
WINNER in 18:25 – Chris Cole
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Drink and Destroy hit the ring first to a raucous reception from the North Carolinian crowd. Stank and Capslock pop a couple of beers with the crowd and wait for the opposition. The opening chords of ‘God Blessed Texas’ are the only portions of the champions' music that is heard, as the crowd’s chorus of boos drowns out the sound system here in Springfield. Phantos and Lucios head to the ring, accompanied by Firewoman, who has put a cowboy hat on for the occasion.
Stank and Lucios start us off. Collar and elbow tie up to begin, and Stank pushes Lucios off his feet. Lucios pops up and circles the former World Heavyweight Champion. Another tie up, and again Lucios ends up on his butt. The crowd roars in approval. Lucios is up again quickly and charges Stank. Stank catches him with a snap power slam and gets a 1 count. Lucios powers out and goes nose to nose with Stank. Lucios hits the Slap of Disrespect, and Stank retaliates with a big right hand. Lucios stumbles back, and Stank forces him into the corner. Knee to the gut. European uppercut. Whip across the ring and Lucios slumps in the opposite corner. Stank follows up with a Stinger Splash that shifts the ring. Stank grabs Lucios and hits a bulldog. Tag goes to FF Capslock. Lucios eats a couple of rights and an elbow as soon as Capslock enters the ring. Irish whip, and FF telegraphs the backdrop. Lucios sees it coming and leapfrogs Capslock, rebounding off the ropes and nailing him with a clothesline. Capslock gets up close and personal with the bottom of Lucios’ boots and the masked man goes to town stomping away. FF crawls to the ropes and gets the referee involved breaking the action. FF low blows Lucios and crawls to his corner. Phantos gets his tag in and drags Capslock back into enemy territory. Phantos drops an elbow and locks in an arm bar. The crowd wills FF to his feet, and he whips Phantos into the ropes. Phantos comes off the ropes and hits a flying burrito. Phantos nips up and hits an atomic drop! Scoop Slam. Phantos goes to the top, and signal for the elbow, but Stank is over and knocks Phantos off the turnbuckle to the mat.
Capslock press slams Phantos and drops a huge leg on him. A cover nets a 2 count. Lucios charges in and hits a big boot from behind on FF. Stank in to even the odds, and the referee vainly tries to get between them. Firewoman tosses Phantos a chair, who uses it to catch a charging Capslock in the head. He crumbles to the mat. Phantos places FF’s head in the fold of the chair and climbs to the top. GUILLOTINE LEGROP ONTO THE CHAIR. FF thrashes for a moment, then goes still. The referee hears the sickening thud, sees the chair and calls for the bell.
WINNERS via disqualification in 5:12; Drink and Destroy.
Firewoman climbs to the top and FIRSAULTS off the top onto Capslock’s neck as well. Lucios hooks Stank and forces him to watch as Firewoman and Phantos take turns stomping on the chair & FF’s head. Capslock is not moving.
Finally, Outback Jack, LD Williams and Seamus McNasty come running to ringside, followed by Davin Moreland and the Darling Clan. Run DEA engages in a brief tussle, before powdering out and heading to the back together, while Medics appear to tend to FF Capslock.
SPIN HANSEN vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
The Cult’s “Firewoman” blasts over the PA, and Firewoman appears at the top of the ramp. She’s joined by Phantos and….wait…that’s just Phantos. Huh. Anyway, the two make their way into the ring. Phantos gives some words of encouragement. They do a Tearwrist Fistbump and Phantos heads to the floor, and pulls up a chair. The crowd ceases their booing in anticipation…for the OOWF Intercontinental Champion. “Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy” by Rotersand fires up, and Spin Freakin’ Hansen appears at the top of the ramp. He’s all face-painted up in his Varejao (or whatever the name is) Character. Goody. He gets into the ring and stares daggers into Firewoman, who, to her credit, does her best to not laugh. Without looking Spin hands his title belt to Fall River, MA’s Own Angelo Barros, who holds the belt high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship. Barros hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell….WE’RE UNDERWAY!
The two combatants slowly circle each other. Spin tries to lunge in and lock up, but Fire responds with a STIFF KICK to the Hamstring, forcing him back a step. This happens three or four times before Spin tries something a little different. He makes a half-hearted lunge in, and as Fire tries to respond with the Kick To The Hammy, Spin grabs her leg with a sadistic grin. Unfortunately for Spin, He never sees Fire’s other leg, as she clips him in the back of the head with an ENZUGURI. From outside, Phantos gets to his feet and starts applauding. Fire realizes the big man didn’t fall, so she connects with a PELE KICK for good measure. THAT did the trick, and Spin falls Flair-Style to the mat. Fire quickly presses her advantage, and gets a Surfboard hold on Spin. She tugs on Hansen’s arms…uh-oh…look out…MOTHERFUCKIN DEA CURBSTOMP! That just LOOKED painful. Fire looks to get a quick cover, but has trouble rolling the big man over, and only gets a two count.
Fire drops a couple of knees to Spin’s face, trying to keep her advantage, and I believe she did, because Hansen’s nose is BUSTED WAAAAAHDE OPEN! Fire makes the sign for the BFE, and she ascends the ropes, thinking she just might have this one. And, she just might. She faces out toward the crowd and leaps…HANSEN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY…but Fire somehow heard Phantos above the roar of the crowd screaming “TUCK! TUCK!” which let her know to pull her knees in and complete the rotation on her feet. It was quite a display of athleticism, but it’s short-lived as Spin lurches forward and connects with a Mark Schlereth Chop Block. Fire cries out in pain, and there may be some actual damage there. Hansen is quickly on her and lands a couple of SAMOAN HEADBUTTS which lays Fire out on the mat. Quick cover, but Fire gets a shoulder up at 2.
Spin pulls Fire to her feet, and she is DEFINITELY favoring her left leg. Spin grins and grabs that leg. Fire tries to focus, and hit him with another Enziguri, but before that can happen, Spin hits a DRAGON SCREW on the bad leg, and Fire screams in pain again. This could get ugly. Spin tries another cover, but again, Fire just does get her shoulder up. Spin (or Velveeta, or whatever) slaps the mat and roughly pulls Fire up, literally heaving her across the ring into the corner. HUGE SPLASH by Spin which is followed up by a DECAPITATING CLOTHESLINE that sends Fire over the ropes and out to the floor. Barros starts a count, and Phantos immediately runs around to the other side of the ring to help. He implores Valentine to stop, but Spin gets a scary look in his eyes, and just CHOKESLAMS Phantos through a conveniently placed table. Phantos heroically gives the ultimate sacrifice; although the cheers of the crowd disagree. Spin slowly turns to go after Fire once again, but Fire is one step ahead of him; and DRILLS Voluptuous with the point of a STEEL CHAIR to his hamstring! Spin goes to a knee, but as Fire gets closer, Spin SPEARS her out of her boots. Spin (and his profusely bloody nose) pulls Fire up slowly. He’s gonna CHOKE SLAM her on top of Phantos! But just as VirginiaBeach GOOZLES Fire, the bell inexplicably rings. Angelo Barros counted both contestants out!
WINNER in 18:13 by Double Count-Out…NO CONTEST! Spin Hansen is STILL the OOWF Intercontinental Champion.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
The opening strains of "Jupiter in Mind" by Joe Satriani are quickly drowned out by the roar of the crowd as Concete TG leaps into view, Supersoaker in hand and smile on his face. After firing off a few playful shots into the crowd the resident superhero quickly drops the supersoaker and launches into the ring, soaking the cheers until Satriani is pushed aside by Dream Theater, and the chorus of boos that welcome in the champion, with Samantha Darling in tow. After kicking the discarded Supersoaker into the fourteenth row, Moreland slides into the ring, throwing the belt at Junior Hale and turning back to his escort. Hale shows the belt to CTG, and after a few failed attempts to get Moreland to face the inside of the ring he calls for the bell.
Moreland looks almost bored, at the lockup, and he quickly powers the hero into the corner. Hale calls for the clean break, and Moreland responds with a thundercrack slap to the face of CTG! Back to the center of the ring, and a second collar and elbow. Moreland powers CTG back into the corner again, and again with the slap on the break! Hale tries to give Moreland a piece of his mind, but the threat of a backhand from the champion mutes that argument.
Back in the center, back to the collar and....No! Crete ducks under and slips behind, waiting for Moreland to turn around into a trio of knife edge chops! Moreland goes for a wild roundhouse, and CTG slips behind again, and Moreland spins around into a perfect standing dropkick! Moreland staggers back into the ropes, and eats a second one as he comes off. CTG hits the trifecta and Moreland hits the mat, rolling out of the ring and calling for a timeout. Samantha Darling checks over her charge, and at the 8 count he slowly slides back into the ring.
Moreland feigns a lockup, and scores a knee to the midsection doubling up the challenger before nailing and elbow to the back of his head that leaves CTG on the ground. Moreland stomps away for few moments before pulling the hero up and delivering a snap suplex, following up with gutwrech toss. Hard whip into the corner, and Moreland follows up with a Japanese clothesline before applying the boot choke. Break at four and Moreland drags CTG out of the corner and locks in a CHINLOCK~! The crowd tries to rally their hero from the hold, but he looks to be out as Hale checks the arm:
1...
2...
NO! Concrete TG's arm almost brushes the mat, but shoots back up at the last possible moment, shaking in cadence with the fans clapping as he drags himself to his feet. Elbow to midsection loosens Moreland's grip, a second let's CTG turn into the hold, and...
Moreland grabs a handful of hair and recinches the chin lock. The ringside fans are screaming their heads off, but Hale didn't see it. Moreland works the chin lock deep, but after almost a full minute, CTG fights to his feet again and sits out with a desperation jawbreaker.
Both men up to their feet at the same time, and the champ throws a heavy right that CTG blocks, returning one of his own. A second punch punch by Moreland gets the same result, and Concrete TG fires off a series of rights, stunning the champ long enough for a standing shining wizard that sends Moreland to the mat! Jumping scissor knee drop by Concrete TG followed by a standing moonsualt!
1...
2...
No!
Moreland rolls a shoulder at 2 and a half, and the hero quickly pulls him up and fires him into the ropes and connects with a leaping leg lariat! The hero is feeling it now, and he grabs Moreland, signals....
CEMENT MIXER! Hale slides in for the count:
1...
2...
Samantha Darling throws Moreland's foot over the top rope, and Hale sees it, breaking the pin fall. CTG hops up...He thinks he's won! Hale is trying to explain it to him, while over by the ropes....Over by ropes Samantha Darling hands Davin Moreland the Championship title, and he waste no time in charging across the ring and BLASTING~! Concrete TG with it! Crete goes down in a heap in plain sight of Hale, who instantly calls for the bell! Davin Moreland has gotten himself intentionally disqualified!
WINNER via DQ in 12:21 CONCRETE TG
After the match, a livid Davin Moreland HURLS Junior Hale out of the ring and grabs up CTG, delivering a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER onto the belt! He leaps to his feet and the crowd is...cheering? What the...
It's D.H. MAGNUSSON! D.H. Magnusson is cutting through the crowd, logging chain in hand! He hits the ring, swinging the chain wildly as the champion wisely powders out! Moreland and Samantha barely escape the range of the chain as Magnusson crosses the ring, lashing it out at him. The duo back up to the safety of the ramp as Magnusson grabs the mic:
DHM: Yo, Springfield! Ya miss me?
The crowd goes wild, and on the top of ramp, Samantha Darling is working hard to restrain her man.
DHM: Yeah, I knew I couldn't stay away either. I love this sport, and I love these people WAY too damned much to just hang it up. And tonight, I took care of half of it. Whenever the Heels wake up, someone let 'em know that next time I'll take their heads OFF!
DHM: Now...Moreland! You an' me, we got unfinished business, too. I ain't forgot about that little party you an' yours threw for me an' mine at Hell On Earth. I ain't forgot about that little party that you threw for me all on my lonesome at Imperial Onslaught...Y'see when you left me layin' you took somethin' from me...And when y'decided that You didn't need to be the guy that gave a damn, you took something for these people. So I decided I'd take somethin' from you.
DHM: Now I can't try an' take your money...You and you little pals got too much of that for it t'matter much. An' I can't take your pride, because judgin' by that streetwalker on your arm somebody done beat me to that. So I guess all that leaves is...
Magnusson picks up the World Title, looks at it and smiles.
DHM: Yeah...This'll do.
Magnusson drops the belt and the mic and slides back out the ring, diving back into the fans as we close.
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BRYCE LARSON vs. DEAN KRZYZEWSKI
Local North Carolinian Dean Krzyzewski makes his way to the ring, he is clad half in Duke Blue, and half in Tarheel Blue, and booed by all. Kryyzerski makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and poses for the unappreciative crowd. And with that, I am no longer typing out that name. From now on he is Dean K. “War Machine” by Black Sabbath starts and “The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson makes his way to the ring. By the time they finish announcing his name, the song is over and he is still only about halfway to the ring. The referee asks him to speed things up, so he charges the ring and slides under the bottom rope, where Dean K immediately attacks him with a kick to the back of the head. Dean K hits the ropes and tries a leg drop, but Larson rolls out of the way and Dean K gets nothing but mat. Larson spins to his feet and NAILS Dean with a stiff kick to the face. Larson pulls K to his feet and lifts him into a fireman’s carry, then spins him off his shoulders, holding onto his head and driving his jaw into his chin. Dean K’s head snaps back and he hits the mat. Larson gets to his feet quickly and waits for K to struggle to his feet, as he does, Larson grabs him and hits a reverse side Russian leg sweep neck breaker, then brings Larson back up and grabs a side head lock, and falls straight down to the mat, driving K’s face to the canvas. Larson covers, but K manages to roll his shoulder before the three count, then slither under the bottom rope to the safety of the floor. Larson charges to the ropes and springs to the top rope, spins around, and hits a moonsault off the top rope, catching K by the head and DRIVING him to the floor with a reverse DDT! The crowd pops into a very appropriate HOLY SHIT chant. Both men are a little slow to get to their feet, but Larson is up first and he throws K back into the ring. Larson follows him into the ring and K tries to beg off but Larson keeps up the pressure. The referee turns away for a moment and K gets in a low blow that doubles Larson over in pain. K gets to his feet and climbs to the second rope and grabs Larson and hits a tornado DDT. K covers, but only gets a once count. Dean K is feeling a little froggy so he goes to the top rope and tries a frog splash, but Larson is easily out of the way. K crashes and burns, and ends up on knees in the middle of the ring. Larson kips up and charges at K and hits the Harry, Ron & Hermione. Dean K is all but out, and Larson calls for the Dela-Ware Special! The crowd goes absolutely ape shit for this, but before he does it, Larson smiles and shakes his finger and smiles. There will be no Dela-Ware Special tonight. Instead he waits for Dean K to get to his feet and he hits SHINOBI’S RAGE! K is DONE! Larson falls on him, one, two, three!
WINNER in 5:19 – “The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson
ALEXIS DARLING vs. BUNNY
This match is a result of what happened last week when Alexis Darling took on Carl from Fresno in her return match. Alexis basically dominated the match, but it didn’t end there as Alexis and her brother Alexander attacked Carl after the bell. They could have done major damage, but nothing could be inflicted as Carl’s old friend and partner, Bunny, ran down and made the save. The instrumental version of an Eminem mega mix starts and Bunny steps out from the back with a microphone in hand,
Ayo, ayo…
The prodigal one is back
And that’s not wiggidy wack
I gots to face me a Darling
One I can hook like a marlin
The bitch has a lot of tells
None bigger than how much her pussy smells
I get more ring rats than Tracy Smothers
Too bad Alexis is busy fucking her brother
And that line was too much as Alexander Darling runs out from the back and crashes into Bunny from behind. He tosses him hard into the guardrail as his sister runs out to join him. She pulls him off Bunny and starts to attack him herself. Some hard kicks as they both make their way down the ramp and she tosses him into the ring. It takes her a minute to get her robe off and make it into the ring, but as she does so Sterling Glaw calls for the bell and Bunny bounces off the far ropes and nails Alexis coming in with a spinning leg lariat. Bunny is flipping and bouncing all over the ring as he is really keeping Alexis off-balance and he’s also avoiding the antics of Alexander on the outside.
Bunny picks AD up and slams her down and in one fluid motion, he cartwheels around her and nails Alexis with a Shining Wizard. He makes a quick cover…
1…
2..
But Alexis kicks out. Bunny stays on the offensive as he hits Alexis with a gut wrench suplex near the corner. Bunny heads to the outside and starts to climb the ropes but as he does so, Alexander grabs a hold of Bunny’s leg to delay him. Glaw is yelling at and Bunny finally kicks Alexander off, but it’s too late as Alexis has bounced to her feet and hits off the second rope before drop kicking Bunny to the floor…Hey, where did she learn that move???
No time to waster though as Alexis is now the one climbing the ropes as she waits for Bunny to stagger to his feet and as soon as he does…SHOOTING STAR PRESS and it’s a beautiful one. Both combatants are down on the outside, but Alexander is feeding his sister some water and helping her get her bearings. Once Alexis gets enough time she gets to her feet and gives a mock bow to the crowd to show her appreciation for their reaction to her move.
She slowly picks Bunny up by the eats and pushes him in the ring before getting onto the apron and she comes into the ring in her own unique way with a slingshot double stomp to the lower back of Bunny. She drops down and rolls him over to make the cover…
1…
2…
And Bunny gets a leg on the ropes before Alexander can get over and knocks it off. And Glaw sees this and has finally had enough of Alexander at ringside and points to the back. Alexander protests in vain, but he’s not a licensed manager and Sterling has the right to force him down to the locker room. Alexis is livid in the ring as she argues with Glaw and she is caught when Bunny rolls her up from behind and follows it right through into a German suplex…CHAOS THEORY. Bunny makes the cover…
One…
Two…
Thr…NO, Alexis barely rolls a shoulder.
Bunny gives a loud, “AYO” to the crowd as he starts whipping Alexis from post to post. But he does it once too often as Alexis catches him coming in and grabs a hold of his head with a flying head scissors out of the corner. Both wrestlers are up and now they’re slugging it out as Bunny and Alexis each try to move faster and faster and finally Alexis is smart enough to catch Bunny coming off the ropes with a sick STO. Alexis picks Bunny up and locks him in a BUTTERFLY LOCK. She holds it for a few seconds, before tossing Bunny over her head in a Butterfly suplex. She makes the cover…
1…
2…
Kick out. Alexis wastes no time in following up and she seems like a woman possessed as she grabs Bunny roughly by his big floppy ears…AIR RAID CRASH…this match is over, but Alexis doesn’t go for the cover. She instead twists Bunny into a pretzel…DARLING CLUTCH and she drags Bunny to the center of the ring. She has it locked in and as much as Bunny tries to flip his way out of it, it’s locked in tight. He’s holding on and trying everything he can to get out of it. But after a good minute or two, he just can’t do it anymore and has no choice but to tap out.
Alexis Darling refuses to let go of the hold though and she is really wrenching back as the bell continues to ring. Glaw is trying to pull her off and starts counting to five, but before he gets there, Firewoman has rushed down to ringside and she pulls Alexis off of her old tag team partner and Alexis looks furious but Firewoman holds her back as she helps Bunny to his feet. But it’s all a ruse…kick to the stomach and Fire wraps up Bunny…
C-4 connects.
Alexis and Fire give each other a hug as Alexis walks back over and picks Bunny up in the air, she rotates him…BITCH KILLER…and they still aren’t done as Firewoman has walked up the ropes and she takes a deep breath…
DOUBLE MOONSAULT lands clean.
Just as it looks like Alexis and Firewoman will do even more damage, the crowd erupts as Justin Sane storms out of the back with CHAIR and Carl from Fresno storms out with a DELI SLICER???
Anyways, Firewoman and Alexis beat a hasty retreat out through the crowd as they’ve left Bunny convulsing in the ring.
WINNER in 9:01 by submission…ALEXIS DARLING
TYSON KINCAID vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
“Idle Hands” fires up through the arena, and the OOWF-tron flickers on to Tyson Kincaid’s entrance video. Tyson comes down the ring, alone, walking with purpose, eyes clear and focused. He enters the ring and poses for the cheers of the crowd, soaking them up. As he hits the fourth turnbuckle, “Scarecrow” begins and Moosehead Jack makes his entrance. But rather than slump in the corner as usual, Moose walks up to Tyson and looks him straight in the eye. Tyson raises his arms in the universal symbol for “What?!” Moose smirks, pulls a flask out of his tights, and takes a drink. And then offers it to Tyson. Tyson is enraged, and smacks it out of Moosehead Jack’s hands. Moose merely laughs and the ref wisely calls for the bell to get started.
The two men lock up and test their strength by trying to push each other to the edge of the ring. Tyson has the advantage early, then Moose finds his footing and pushes Tyson back towards the ropes. Tyson counters, putting Moose into a rear arm lock. Moose slaps his shoulder twice, as required by law, and then reverses, into a wrist lock on Tyson. Rather than just hold him like that, Moose wastes no time in dropping his elbow right against Tyson’s, hyper extending the arm. He lets go and Tyson grabs his elbow. Moose powers Tyson into the corner with punches, and breaks after the ref gets to four. Moose steps back allowing Tyson to recover and then picks him up into a Fireman’s Carry into a slam. Tyson gets up, only slightly dazed, and rushes Moose, running into a Clothesline. Down Tyson goes, and Moose begins to put the boots to him. The ref begins another count, and he Moose again backs off after four. Tyson crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up. He turns around and walks into a boot to the head that sends him back to the ropes. Moose takes this opportunity to try to choke Tyson with the ropes. The ref starts the count, but Tyson manages to get lose with a few well placed elbows to Moose’s ribs. This drives Moose back allowing Tyson to recover a bit. He sees his opportunity and bounces off the rope, into Moose with his own flying clothesline. This seems to fire him up a bit, as Moose stands up, Tyson grabs him for a Swinging Neck breaker. He rolls over for the cover, but Moose gets an arm up at about 1.5. Both wrestlers stand, and turn towards each other. Moose spins around attempting a spinning chop to the neck, but Tyson counters, and starts to get Moose into position for a Brain buster. But Moose counters, and gets out, pushing Tyson away. He winds up, as Tyson turns around, getting the Most Devastating Move in Professional Wrestling, the Heart punch, lined up. But Tyson sees it coming, and drop toe-holds Moose….right into the ref! The ref goes flying out of the ring, and Moose would have too, except for the ring post stopping him at the shoulder. Tyson gets up and climbs the ring post to set up a moonsault, but seemingly from out of nowhere, Firewoman has appeared and grabs his leg, which forces him back down. Tyson begins to yell at her, but she just smiles innocently. What he doesn’t see, is Moosehead Jack recovering. The crowd is yelling, but Tyson doesn’t know why as he yells at Firewoman to get back up the ramp. Firewoman just stares at him, with her hands on her hips. Moose stalks Tyson from behind, then seizes his opportunity and grabs Tyson into a roll-up for...well, should we call it a Darling Finish? Firewoman runs around to the side of the ring, and “helps” the referee back in. He sees the pin and counts 1, 2, 3.
WINNER: Moosehead Jack.
Tyson is furious as the referee raises Moosehead Jack’s arm. Firewoman walks satisfied and backwards up the ramp, smiling. She gets half way up when Moose catches her eye and gives her a nod. She doesn’t respond, but turns and continues towards the back.
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. GAELIC STORM vs. FEAR US
L.D. Williams and Outback Jack enter first, but Seamus and Damon never come thru the curtain. TCH does, and they have a microphone.
AA: Johnny, what happened to our other opponents, man?
JA: Ya see, Williams.. Jack... THAT is what happens when you mess with us! Ya get laid out before the match!
AA: So you two clowns keep flappin' your yaps, and maybe next time, when the music hits, and the lights come on, and the crowd starts to buzz... you'll be the ones face first on the concrete in the back!
The crowd pops as AA finishes, but not because they particularly cared for what he was saying, but because the big screen shows what REALLY happened to Damon and Seamus, as they are brawling in the parking lot. Johnny and AA play off the reaction as their own and continue to the ring. Williams and Jack point at the developments, and TCH turns around to see their lies being exposed. That pisses them off, so JA and AA rush the ring, but LDW and OBJ put the boots to them before they can get all the way in. Jack drags Johnny in by the hair and hip tosses him across the ring. Williams uses the ropes to choke out Capps until AA is able to wiggle out to the floor. That allows for some double teaming on Adrenaline, highlighted by a double gut buster. Williams stretches out Johnny a little bit as things settle down, and AA hops in to break that up. Tag to Jack, and OBJ pounds JA back to the corner. Hard Irish whip to the other corner, and an avalanche/bulldog combo gets two, as Johnny gets a foot on the rope. Another quick tag, and Williams works the sternum and back some more. Power bomb into the turnbuckle, but a charge eats boot, and Johnny takes him down from behind and tags AA. Some measured right hands from AA, capped with a stiff elbow takes LDW back down, and AA tries a camel clutch. But Williams grabs a leg and twists out of it into an ankle lock. Capps grabs the ropes, and climbs the ropes to tag Johnny, and before Williams releases the hold, Adrenaline flies in off the top with a body press that gets a two count. LDW tries to get to his feet, but Johnny kicks him all the way up. Williams finally grabs one of the kicks, and takes Johnny over with a dragon screw and wants the STF. But Johnny kicks him off, and Capps sucker punches Williams. Johnny schoolboys him for a long two count. To the ropes, and LDW gets a blind tag. Johnny gets a nice belly to belly throw on LDW, but Jack takes his head off with a clothesline when he turns around. Jack works over Johnny in the corner, then takes him up for a superplex. JA fights it, and they exchange punches up top. Adrenaline wins the fight, dropping OBJ to the mat, but Williams shakes the top rope and JA gets crotched. Crowd doesn't like that much. That allows Jack to get back up and get the superplex, but AA's having none of it and breaks up the cover immediately. Tag to Williams, and LDW kills Johnny with a tiger suplex, just dropping him on the back of the head. Johnny to the floor to shake the cobwebs, but Williams comes out thru the ropes with a suicide dive. We've got a mess on the floor, and AA comes around and drags Johnny away, rolling him into the ring by the TCH corner. OBJ protests that, and runs around the ring and yanks Capps off the apron. They brawl, and when Johnny staggers up, there's nobody to tag. LDW's back in and charges, but Johnny hot shots him into the turnbuckle, and Williams' face hits the post! Johnny's still half out of it as AA gets back on the apron, and Johnny falls into the HOT TAG! Capps sees Williams, now bleeding, laid out and covers, but Jack pulls AA out of the ring. Johnny comes off the apron with a double axe handle on OBJ to take him out. AA goes back in, but Williams is playing possum and cradles Capps! One, two, but AA kicks out just in the nick of time. AA goes right after the head wound with some forearm shots, then a pile driver. That all leads to THE CLAW~! Williams sells it good and he's fading. But OBJ manages to reach out and get a tag at the last minute. AA keeps the hold locked on and keeps Jack at bay with kicks, finally letting go when Jack charges, and AA sidesteps him and sends him to the ropes... where Johnny catches him on the other side with a kick to the back of the head. DDT! One, two, and OBJ kicks out. Tag to Johnny and they want the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But Jack fights it off and lands on the apron. Johnny and OBJ slug it out, and Jack goes to the eyes to get back in. BOOMERANG misses, and AA NAILS Jack with some brass knux! Johnny rolls him up from behind, but the ref suspects some shenanigans from AA. He pleads innocent, and while he does, Williams sneaks back in and clobbers Johnny with a clothesline, which rolls OBJ over on top of him. One, two, and it's THREE nanoseconds before Capps can make the save.
WINNERS in 16:03: FEAR US.
GODS & MONSTERS & ERIC O’MAC vs. IHOP & THE AMNESIAC – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match – If IHOP & The Amnesiac lose, they must split forever
IHOP, led by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, make their way to the ring first. They receive a surprising amount of support from the fans, but don’t seem to notice it. The three men radiate intensity as the climb into the ring. They bump fists, and Skurge and The Amnesiac use the ropes to warm up as SYB just stares toward the entrance. The crowd’s cheers change to a hailstorm of boos as the champions, accompanied by Selena, step onto the stage. Eric O’Mac, flanked by Gods & Monsters, pauses at the top of the ramp. They raise their belts and drink in the crowd’s scorn. The champions approach the ring and wave the challengers out of the way, but IHOP refuse to give ground. After a moment, Eric shrugs and the champions hand their titles to Selena and climb onto the apron. Referee Davis Hightower steps in and sends G&M and Skurge and The Amnesiac to their corners, leaving Eric and SYB to start.
Eric and SYB meet in center ring and before Eric can say a word SYB slaps the taste out of his mouth. Eric lunges but SYB side-steps, rolling Eric up and getting a two count. Eric kicks out and gets to his feet, then turns and levels SYB with a clothesline. After a few kicks he pulls SYB to feet, rocks him with a European uppercut, and runs him into the G&M corner and tags Tytan. They work SYB over in the corner, then Tytan backs off and SYB whips SYB into a super kick. Tytan makes a cover, but Skurge breaks it up at two. As Hightower orders Skurge out of the ring, Tytan picks SYB up into an over the shoulder backbreaker, then drives him to the mat with a Dominator. He covers again, but The Amnesiac breaks it up with a flying elbow. He mounts Tytan and starts throwing punches and, as Hightower tries to pull him off, Skuge comes in and drags SYB to IHOP’s corner. Hightower finally gets The Amnesiac out of the ring and sees Skurge tag himself in.
Skurge hits Tytan with a running knee to the head, then drops him with a DDT. He turns to meet Poe as he comes in to help, and they slug it out. Eric starts to enter, and draws Hightower’s attention, which allows Tytan to roll to his knees and hit Skurge from behind with a low blow. Skurge stumbles forward, and Poe plants him with a power bomb before leaving the ring. Tytan scrapes Skurge off the mat and hits the Corporate Fallout, then makes a cover. The Amnesiac dives into the ring and breaks it up just before the three. Eric enters as The Amnesiac gets up and catches him with a Backstabber. Eric pulls The Amnesiac to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Poe pulls the ropes down and The Amnesiac topples to the floor. Meanwhile, Tytan picks Skurge up and drops him face-first onto the top turnbuckle, then hits a German suplex. He bridges, and Hightower counts One…Two…Thr – SYB makes the save!
SYB is a house-(albeit a small one)-a fire! He keeps Tytan on the mat with kicks and stomps, then knocks Eric out of the ring with a dropkick when he tries to get involved. SYB and Skurge batter Tytan, then Skurge picks him up for the Smokehouse Combo. SYB goes to the ropes – but Eric grabs his ankle and yanks him out to the floor. Tytan fights free and staggers Skurge with punches, then kills him with a Death Valley Driver. He covers, but Hightower is busy outside the ring. Tytan approaches the ropes and yells at the ref as Poe drops The Amnesiac with a punch and turns as Eric whips SYB towards him. SYB tries for a Thesz press, but Poe catches him and muscles him into position for a power bomb. He turns to drop him onto the railing, but SYB reverses it, sending Poe into the crowd with a Hurricanrana, but gutting himself on the railing at the same time. Eric approaches to help Poe, but The Amnesiac levels him with a roaring elbow. The Amnesiac helps SYB off the railing and carries him back to the IHOP corner. Hightower slides back into the ring just as Skurge rolls Tytan up from behind. One…Two…Thr-Tytan kicks out!
Skurge kicks Tytan back to the mat and turns to his corner, but neither of his partners are looking too good. The Amnesiac gamely reaches for the tag, and Skurge runs Tytan head-first into the corner. The Amnesiac tags in and they lift Tytan for a tandem suplex. SYB tells them to hold him in the air and climbs laboriously to the top, diving off into a cross body that drives Tytan to the mat, Skurge and SYB roll to the outside and The Amnesiac covers, One…Two…Thr-Eric breaks the pin! Hightower keeps IHOP from entering, which allows Eric to continue his assault on The Amnesiac and sling him into the G&M corner. Tytan rolls to his feet and makes his way to the corner as well, tagging in Poe.
Eric and Tytan whip The Amnesiac out of the corner and into a Big Boot from Poe. Poe picks The Amnesiac up and hits a Fallaway Slam, then lifts him onto his shoulders for the Pendulum. Before he can hit the move, SYB is in with a flying tackle that doesn’t take him down but knocks him off balance. As Poe staggers, Skurge sprints across the ring and dives into Tytan, taking both men to the floor. SYB rolls to his feet and hops onto the second turnbuckle, jumping off and dropkicking Poe in the chest as The Amnesiac shifts his weight. Poe falls back and The Amnesiac rolls him up with a crucifix as SYB clips Eric’s knee as he tries to come into the ring. Hightower counts One…Two…Three!
WINNERS, and new OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions, in 19:59, IHOP & The Amnesiac
After the match: The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth waves to the back and Fezzik comes out leading a platoon of security. As they herd Eric and G&M to the back, Dorothy collects the belts and climbs into the ring. She hands them to the champions, and Skurge and The Amnesiac each climb a turnbuckle as SYB stands in center ring. They hold their titles high as the crowd roars their approval.
CHRIS COLE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Alexander Darling comes to the ring flanked by his sister Alexis. They make their way to the ring, pausing occasionally to sneer at the fans as they boo. Finally the Darlings get to the ring and Alex moves to the corner while Alexis gives him some last minute instructions. The Onslaught champion Chris Cole’s music plays, and he comes out to the top of the ramp. Cole stands there for a moment and listens to the mixed reaction from the crowd. They don’t really like him as much as they hate Darling. Cole looks worse for the wear, and is still sporting assorted bruises from last week’s post match attack. Cole makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and immediately walks to the referee. He is saying something to him, and all we can hear is “she has no business here.” An official comes from the back and there is an animated conversation between the referee and the official, finally the referee says something to the announcer:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Alexis Darling not having a manager’s license, the referee is ordering her to the back.”
Alexis comes UNGLUED and flies across the ring at the referee. Alexander Darling has to grab her to keep her from attacking the referee. He works to calm her down and get her out of the ring, the whole time Chris Cole is standing in the corner with an amused look on his face. Finally Alexis leaves the ring and is escorted to the back by the Local Security. Alexander watches her go, then turns back to Cole with a look of pure hate in his eyes. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Darling and Cole charge at one another and meet in the center of the ring and immediately start trading chops. Cole gets in a knee that drops Darling to his knees. Cole hits the ropes and tries a kick to the side of the head, but Darling pulls back and sweeps Cole’s leg sending him to the mat. Both men are quickly to their feet, and Cole grabs a side head lock, but Darling sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the face that sends Cole out of the ring. Darling moves to leave the ring and go after Cole, but the referee stops him and makes him step back and starts the ten count on the champion. Cole gets to his feet rather quickly, but looks at Darling, who is eager to press his advantage. Cole causally walks around the ring and hops on the apron and steps between the ropes once the referee hits eight.
Darling charges in and tries a clothesline, but Cole ducks it and traps Darling on the ropes and snaps his head back with a series of European uppercuts. Cole hooks Darling and takes him to the mat with a snap suplex, then floats over and gets a two count. Cole pulls Darling to his feet and scoops him up and drops him across his knee with a pendulum back breaker, covers and gets another two count. Chris Cole gets to his feet and slowly pulls Darling up, pausing to give him a sarcastic slap across the face. This seems to ignite Darling, and he grabs Cole and hits a STUNNER! Cole writhes on the mat in pain while Darling heads to the corner and climbs to the second rope and leaps off, driving his elbow into Cole’s throat. Darling doesn’t go for the pin, instead opting to HAMMER Cole with closed fist punches to the face. This draws a warning from the referee as he pulls Darling off of Cole. Darling appears ready to go after the referee, but instead shoves him aside and goes back after Cole, catching Cole with a kick to the side of the head that sends him from one knee, back to the mat.
Darling works on Cole’s neck, which has to be considerably sore after last week’s attack by he and Moreland. Darling keeps Cole face down on the mat and drives his knee in to the back of his head and neck, then crosses Cole’s arms and pulls him back in a camel clutch, keeping his knee planted in the middle of Cole’s back. The referee asks Cole if he wants to quit, but Cole refuses and slowly fights to his feet and backs Darling into the corner. The referee calls for the clean break, but Cole slams his head backward, catching Darling in the face. Darling falls to the mat grabbing his face in pain, Cole gets a warning from the referee. Cole charges across the corner and catches Darling with a bootwash, then pulls him out and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head too soon, and Darling catches him with a corkscrew DDT! Cole grabs his neck in agony, and Darling pulls Cole up and hits a PILE DRIVER! Cole’s neck could be broken! Darling covers, one……two……thre…..NO!
Darling shows a little frustration and asks how much time we have left, the official answers just over three minutes. Darling pulls Cole to his feet and hits a DARLING DRIVER! He covers again and gets the one….two…..thre….NO! Cole reaches out and grabs the bottom rope, forcing the break. Darling snarls and lands a few stiff kicks on Cole then heads to the top rope. Darling is not that much of a high flyer, what is he doing? Darling leaps, trying a Phoenix Splash, but Cole rolls out of the way and Darling hits the mat knees first, then FACEPLANTS on the mat! Darling rolls over and looks up at the ceiling, his eyes are glassy and his nose is gushing blood. He just knocked himself goofy. Cole gets to his feet and pulls a near helpless Darling to his feet and hits the HEDLINER! Cole covers, and there is no way Darling can kick out, cover, one, two, three.
WINNER in 18:25 – Chris Cole
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Drink and Destroy hit the ring first to a raucous reception from the North Carolinian crowd. Stank and Capslock pop a couple of beers with the crowd and wait for the opposition. The opening chords of ‘God Blessed Texas’ are the only portions of the champions' music that is heard, as the crowd’s chorus of boos drowns out the sound system here in Springfield. Phantos and Lucios head to the ring, accompanied by Firewoman, who has put a cowboy hat on for the occasion.
Stank and Lucios start us off. Collar and elbow tie up to begin, and Stank pushes Lucios off his feet. Lucios pops up and circles the former World Heavyweight Champion. Another tie up, and again Lucios ends up on his butt. The crowd roars in approval. Lucios is up again quickly and charges Stank. Stank catches him with a snap power slam and gets a 1 count. Lucios powers out and goes nose to nose with Stank. Lucios hits the Slap of Disrespect, and Stank retaliates with a big right hand. Lucios stumbles back, and Stank forces him into the corner. Knee to the gut. European uppercut. Whip across the ring and Lucios slumps in the opposite corner. Stank follows up with a Stinger Splash that shifts the ring. Stank grabs Lucios and hits a bulldog. Tag goes to FF Capslock. Lucios eats a couple of rights and an elbow as soon as Capslock enters the ring. Irish whip, and FF telegraphs the backdrop. Lucios sees it coming and leapfrogs Capslock, rebounding off the ropes and nailing him with a clothesline. Capslock gets up close and personal with the bottom of Lucios’ boots and the masked man goes to town stomping away. FF crawls to the ropes and gets the referee involved breaking the action. FF low blows Lucios and crawls to his corner. Phantos gets his tag in and drags Capslock back into enemy territory. Phantos drops an elbow and locks in an arm bar. The crowd wills FF to his feet, and he whips Phantos into the ropes. Phantos comes off the ropes and hits a flying burrito. Phantos nips up and hits an atomic drop! Scoop Slam. Phantos goes to the top, and signal for the elbow, but Stank is over and knocks Phantos off the turnbuckle to the mat.
Capslock press slams Phantos and drops a huge leg on him. A cover nets a 2 count. Lucios charges in and hits a big boot from behind on FF. Stank in to even the odds, and the referee vainly tries to get between them. Firewoman tosses Phantos a chair, who uses it to catch a charging Capslock in the head. He crumbles to the mat. Phantos places FF’s head in the fold of the chair and climbs to the top. GUILLOTINE LEGROP ONTO THE CHAIR. FF thrashes for a moment, then goes still. The referee hears the sickening thud, sees the chair and calls for the bell.
WINNERS via disqualification in 5:12; Drink and Destroy.
Firewoman climbs to the top and FIRSAULTS off the top onto Capslock’s neck as well. Lucios hooks Stank and forces him to watch as Firewoman and Phantos take turns stomping on the chair & FF’s head. Capslock is not moving.
Finally, Outback Jack, LD Williams and Seamus McNasty come running to ringside, followed by Davin Moreland and the Darling Clan. Run DEA engages in a brief tussle, before powdering out and heading to the back together, while Medics appear to tend to FF Capslock.
SPIN HANSEN vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
The Cult’s “Firewoman” blasts over the PA, and Firewoman appears at the top of the ramp. She’s joined by Phantos and….wait…that’s just Phantos. Huh. Anyway, the two make their way into the ring. Phantos gives some words of encouragement. They do a Tearwrist Fistbump and Phantos heads to the floor, and pulls up a chair. The crowd ceases their booing in anticipation…for the OOWF Intercontinental Champion. “Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy” by Rotersand fires up, and Spin Freakin’ Hansen appears at the top of the ramp. He’s all face-painted up in his Varejao (or whatever the name is) Character. Goody. He gets into the ring and stares daggers into Firewoman, who, to her credit, does her best to not laugh. Without looking Spin hands his title belt to Fall River, MA’s Own Angelo Barros, who holds the belt high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship. Barros hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell….WE’RE UNDERWAY!
The two combatants slowly circle each other. Spin tries to lunge in and lock up, but Fire responds with a STIFF KICK to the Hamstring, forcing him back a step. This happens three or four times before Spin tries something a little different. He makes a half-hearted lunge in, and as Fire tries to respond with the Kick To The Hammy, Spin grabs her leg with a sadistic grin. Unfortunately for Spin, He never sees Fire’s other leg, as she clips him in the back of the head with an ENZUGURI. From outside, Phantos gets to his feet and starts applauding. Fire realizes the big man didn’t fall, so she connects with a PELE KICK for good measure. THAT did the trick, and Spin falls Flair-Style to the mat. Fire quickly presses her advantage, and gets a Surfboard hold on Spin. She tugs on Hansen’s arms…uh-oh…look out…MOTHERFUCKIN DEA CURBSTOMP! That just LOOKED painful. Fire looks to get a quick cover, but has trouble rolling the big man over, and only gets a two count.
Fire drops a couple of knees to Spin’s face, trying to keep her advantage, and I believe she did, because Hansen’s nose is BUSTED WAAAAAHDE OPEN! Fire makes the sign for the BFE, and she ascends the ropes, thinking she just might have this one. And, she just might. She faces out toward the crowd and leaps…HANSEN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY…but Fire somehow heard Phantos above the roar of the crowd screaming “TUCK! TUCK!” which let her know to pull her knees in and complete the rotation on her feet. It was quite a display of athleticism, but it’s short-lived as Spin lurches forward and connects with a Mark Schlereth Chop Block. Fire cries out in pain, and there may be some actual damage there. Hansen is quickly on her and lands a couple of SAMOAN HEADBUTTS which lays Fire out on the mat. Quick cover, but Fire gets a shoulder up at 2.
Spin pulls Fire to her feet, and she is DEFINITELY favoring her left leg. Spin grins and grabs that leg. Fire tries to focus, and hit him with another Enziguri, but before that can happen, Spin hits a DRAGON SCREW on the bad leg, and Fire screams in pain again. This could get ugly. Spin tries another cover, but again, Fire just does get her shoulder up. Spin (or Velveeta, or whatever) slaps the mat and roughly pulls Fire up, literally heaving her across the ring into the corner. HUGE SPLASH by Spin which is followed up by a DECAPITATING CLOTHESLINE that sends Fire over the ropes and out to the floor. Barros starts a count, and Phantos immediately runs around to the other side of the ring to help. He implores Valentine to stop, but Spin gets a scary look in his eyes, and just CHOKESLAMS Phantos through a conveniently placed table. Phantos heroically gives the ultimate sacrifice; although the cheers of the crowd disagree. Spin slowly turns to go after Fire once again, but Fire is one step ahead of him; and DRILLS Voluptuous with the point of a STEEL CHAIR to his hamstring! Spin goes to a knee, but as Fire gets closer, Spin SPEARS her out of her boots. Spin (and his profusely bloody nose) pulls Fire up slowly. He’s gonna CHOKE SLAM her on top of Phantos! But just as VirginiaBeach GOOZLES Fire, the bell inexplicably rings. Angelo Barros counted both contestants out!
WINNER in 18:13 by Double Count-Out…NO CONTEST! Spin Hansen is STILL the OOWF Intercontinental Champion.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
The opening strains of "Jupiter in Mind" by Joe Satriani are quickly drowned out by the roar of the crowd as Concete TG leaps into view, Supersoaker in hand and smile on his face. After firing off a few playful shots into the crowd the resident superhero quickly drops the supersoaker and launches into the ring, soaking the cheers until Satriani is pushed aside by Dream Theater, and the chorus of boos that welcome in the champion, with Samantha Darling in tow. After kicking the discarded Supersoaker into the fourteenth row, Moreland slides into the ring, throwing the belt at Junior Hale and turning back to his escort. Hale shows the belt to CTG, and after a few failed attempts to get Moreland to face the inside of the ring he calls for the bell.
Moreland looks almost bored, at the lockup, and he quickly powers the hero into the corner. Hale calls for the clean break, and Moreland responds with a thundercrack slap to the face of CTG! Back to the center of the ring, and a second collar and elbow. Moreland powers CTG back into the corner again, and again with the slap on the break! Hale tries to give Moreland a piece of his mind, but the threat of a backhand from the champion mutes that argument.
Back in the center, back to the collar and....No! Crete ducks under and slips behind, waiting for Moreland to turn around into a trio of knife edge chops! Moreland goes for a wild roundhouse, and CTG slips behind again, and Moreland spins around into a perfect standing dropkick! Moreland staggers back into the ropes, and eats a second one as he comes off. CTG hits the trifecta and Moreland hits the mat, rolling out of the ring and calling for a timeout. Samantha Darling checks over her charge, and at the 8 count he slowly slides back into the ring.
Moreland feigns a lockup, and scores a knee to the midsection doubling up the challenger before nailing and elbow to the back of his head that leaves CTG on the ground. Moreland stomps away for few moments before pulling the hero up and delivering a snap suplex, following up with gutwrech toss. Hard whip into the corner, and Moreland follows up with a Japanese clothesline before applying the boot choke. Break at four and Moreland drags CTG out of the corner and locks in a CHINLOCK~! The crowd tries to rally their hero from the hold, but he looks to be out as Hale checks the arm:
1...
2...
NO! Concrete TG's arm almost brushes the mat, but shoots back up at the last possible moment, shaking in cadence with the fans clapping as he drags himself to his feet. Elbow to midsection loosens Moreland's grip, a second let's CTG turn into the hold, and...
Moreland grabs a handful of hair and recinches the chin lock. The ringside fans are screaming their heads off, but Hale didn't see it. Moreland works the chin lock deep, but after almost a full minute, CTG fights to his feet again and sits out with a desperation jawbreaker.
Both men up to their feet at the same time, and the champ throws a heavy right that CTG blocks, returning one of his own. A second punch punch by Moreland gets the same result, and Concrete TG fires off a series of rights, stunning the champ long enough for a standing shining wizard that sends Moreland to the mat! Jumping scissor knee drop by Concrete TG followed by a standing moonsualt!
1...
2...
No!
Moreland rolls a shoulder at 2 and a half, and the hero quickly pulls him up and fires him into the ropes and connects with a leaping leg lariat! The hero is feeling it now, and he grabs Moreland, signals....
CEMENT MIXER! Hale slides in for the count:
1...
2...
Samantha Darling throws Moreland's foot over the top rope, and Hale sees it, breaking the pin fall. CTG hops up...He thinks he's won! Hale is trying to explain it to him, while over by the ropes....Over by ropes Samantha Darling hands Davin Moreland the Championship title, and he waste no time in charging across the ring and BLASTING~! Concrete TG with it! Crete goes down in a heap in plain sight of Hale, who instantly calls for the bell! Davin Moreland has gotten himself intentionally disqualified!
WINNER via DQ in 12:21 CONCRETE TG
After the match, a livid Davin Moreland HURLS Junior Hale out of the ring and grabs up CTG, delivering a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER onto the belt! He leaps to his feet and the crowd is...cheering? What the...
It's D.H. MAGNUSSON! D.H. Magnusson is cutting through the crowd, logging chain in hand! He hits the ring, swinging the chain wildly as the champion wisely powders out! Moreland and Samantha barely escape the range of the chain as Magnusson crosses the ring, lashing it out at him. The duo back up to the safety of the ramp as Magnusson grabs the mic:
DHM: Yo, Springfield! Ya miss me?
The crowd goes wild, and on the top of ramp, Samantha Darling is working hard to restrain her man.
DHM: Yeah, I knew I couldn't stay away either. I love this sport, and I love these people WAY too damned much to just hang it up. And tonight, I took care of half of it. Whenever the Heels wake up, someone let 'em know that next time I'll take their heads OFF!
DHM: Now...Moreland! You an' me, we got unfinished business, too. I ain't forgot about that little party you an' yours threw for me an' mine at Hell On Earth. I ain't forgot about that little party that you threw for me all on my lonesome at Imperial Onslaught...Y'see when you left me layin' you took somethin' from me...And when y'decided that You didn't need to be the guy that gave a damn, you took something for these people. So I decided I'd take somethin' from you.
DHM: Now I can't try an' take your money...You and you little pals got too much of that for it t'matter much. An' I can't take your pride, because judgin' by that streetwalker on your arm somebody done beat me to that. So I guess all that leaves is...
Magnusson picks up the World Title, looks at it and smiles.
DHM: Yeah...This'll do.
Magnusson drops the belt and the mic and slides back out the ring, diving back into the fans as we close.
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