OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, Maine
TYSON KINCAID vs. DAMON WRATHWrath makes his way to the ring first. The referee checks him, and he heads to the corner to wait. Tyson Kincaid is announced next, and he comes out to a nice ovation from the crowd. Kincaid still sports a bandage from his bloody match with Outback Jack at November Pain. Kincaid makes his way to the ring, but pauses for a moment to show the cameraman his taped knuckles. Across each fist, Kincaid has written “FW”. Very subtle. Kincaid steps between the ropes and Wrath immediately attacks him, hammering him with forearms to the back of the head, sending Kincaid staggering across the ring. Wrath hits the ropes and catches Kincaid with a running knee lift that sends him flat onto the mat. Wrath immediately pounces on Kincaid and HAMMERS him with forearms to the face, trying for the MMA style submission, but Kincaid rolls to one side and escapes the brunt of the blows. Tyson uses the ropes to get to one knee, and Wrath charges at him and Kincaid backdrops him over the ropes, but Wrath lands on the apron. Kincaid spins and sweeps Wrath’s legs from beneath him sending him crashing to the mat. Kincaid gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and lands a drop kick to Wrath’s side, sending him crashing to the floor. Kincaid grabs the top rope and springs over, and lands on Wrath with a nice splash, driving all he air from Wrath’s lungs. Kincaid pulls Wrath to his feet and takes him over with a snap suplex, then rolls his hips and pulls him to his feet, keeping him hooked, then DRIVES him to the cement with a DDT! Kincaid pulls a barely conscious Damon Wrath up and rolls him back into the ring. Kincaid covers, and gets a two count, but somehow Wrath rolls his shoulder. Kincaid pulls Wrath to his feet and sends him to the corner and follows him, but Wrath stops short of the corner and catches the charging Kincaid with an elbow to the jaw that sends him reeling. Wrath grabs Kincaid and PLANTS him on the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Wrath flips Kincaid over and locks him into a rear naked choke hold, trying for the submission. Kincaid fights with all he has, and manages to get his toe on the middle rope, forcing the break. Wrath releases the hold, but only after the referee threatens him with disqualification. Wrath pulls Kincaid to his feet and hammers him with a European uppercut, then tries a code breaker, but Kincaid grabs the top rope and Wrath hits the mat. Kincaid grabs Wrath’s leg and flips him into a half Boston crab, then keeps the leg hooked and turns around and locks on the STF! Wrath grimaces in pain, but manages to shift around to force the break by grabbing the bottom rope. Kincaid gets to his feet and waits for Wrath to get to his feet, stalking him and measuring him the whole time. When he gets to his feet, Kincaid grabs him and hits the DRIVER 8! Kincaid covers, one, two, three!
WINNER in 10:54 – Tyson Kincaid
THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. BRYCE LARSON & NAYR“The King of the Indies” Bryce “The Bad Ass Dragon” Larson and Nayr the Halfling Paladin are announced and come out to the top of the ramp together, then sprint to the ring and slide under the bottom rope, then get to their feet and hop onto the corner turnbuckles and play to the crowd. They give them a nice ovation. The Chickenshit Heels are announced next and those cheers quickly turn to boos. The Chickenshit Heels look out at the Maine crowd and laugh to themselves. Knowing them, they probably did something heinous the last time we were in Maine, wait, yes, the last time The Chickenshit Heels were in Maine, they tried to brand Drink & Destroy with a red hot branding iron, good times. They make their way to the ring and both men climb to the apron and stare at their opponents with a look of disdain. Bryce Larson does a back flip off the corner turnbuckle, so Nayr trumps that by doing a double back flip off the corner. Larson looks pissed, so he climbs back on the top and does an inverted 360 moonsault and lands on his feet. Nayr is not about to be outdone, so he climbs to the op rope and does a springboard, 360 SSP (which I am not even sure if that is possible, I am pretty much just making shit up as I go now). Larson looks mad as hell and heads toward the ropes, but Johnny and AA are tired of these two mocking the laws of physics, so they attack from behind. AA nails Larson with a forearm to the back of the head and throws him to the floor. They turn to Nayr, who tries to fight off the Chickenshit Heels, but the numbers game finally gets to him and The Heels beat their old enemy to the mat (who can forget that it was Nayr & Fly; The Halfrican Americans who ended The Chickenshit Heels first OOWF tag team reign in the summer of 2006?). Revenge is finally theirs as Johnny pulls Nayr to his feet and slams him to the mat, and AA comes off the ropes and drops the Ric Flair knee across his forehead. Bryce Larson climbs back onto the apron and springs to the top rope and leaps, catching Johnny with a hurracarana, then he springs to his feet and back drops AA. Nayr grabs AA and pulls him to his feet, but AA grabs a side headlock, elbow, knee from AA. Whip into the ropes is reversed, hip toss by Nayr followed by a dropkick sending AA into the corner. AA sidesteps a Stinger Splash to take advantage. Tag to JA - in the corner, JA uses his size to pound Nayr. He hits a very delayed vertical suplex. Nayr tries a kick to JA, but he catches it, spins him around and pushes him into AA’s outstretched boot. Nayr staggers into a big JA release German suplex which sends Nayr halfway across the ring. JA pins him for a two count. Larson is on the outside leading the crowd in cheering Nayr on. JA locks in a chin lock. After a few moments he lifts up and then drives his knees into Nayr’s back. He repeats this process a few times. Larson and the crowd are really behind Nayr and he is able to land a few elbows to break the hold. Nayr hits a clothesline and then another for AA who was in the ring illegally. JA catches him with a dropkick before he can get the tag to Larson. Larson doesn’t like that and springboards in and nails JA with a heel kick. Referee Barros tries to get Larson out of the ring but this distraction allows AA to grab a chair and SMACK Nayr with it. Finally Larson is escorted from the ring and JA is able to cover Nayr. 1, 2, kick out at 3 and 7/8. JA can’t believe it. JA argues with Barros which allows Nayr to reach his feet. AA calls a warning to JA who turns around and eats a right from Nayr. JA lowers his shoulder and uses his size to drive Nayr back towards the corner but Nayr spins in a headlock and then climbs the turnbuckle and nails JA with a wicked Dudley Dog. The crowd is fired up and Nayr sprints across the ring and dives to tag Larson before AA can stop him. Larson flips over the rope grabs AA with his legs and then hits a hurricarana over the ropes. Larson holds on to the ropes and pulls himself back in. JA is back and Larson & Nayr start the tandem offense. Double whip into the rope, double elbow, fistdrop/senton combo. AA back in to try to help, Larson with a double leg takedown, Nayr to the second turnbuckle, tandem leg drops! Larson cleaning house on both men- JA reverses a whip but Larson bounces off the rope and hits a flying clothesline. AA makes a blind tag and climbs to the top but he must have learned this move from his friend Ric Flair because he meets Flair’s usual fate when Larson catches him and throws him off the top. AA is up and then hits a perfect Flair Flop. Larson calls for the Dragon’s Fire and the crowd erupts. JA nails Larson from behind before he can get set. AA takes advantage with mounted rights. AA follows up with stomps to Larson’s legs and midsection. AA pulls Larson up and then nails a backdrop suplex - tag to JA. JA gives a shot for Nayr to keep Barros occupied, and JA hits a very nice snap suplex on Larson. Legdrop to the back of the neck – JA yells some Indie feds at Larson in a mocking fashion. Backbreaker - for 2. Larson reaching, but JA pulls him away. JA pastes him with an elbow - but only gets 2! Larson tries a punch, but JA tags - JA with a drop toehold, and AA with an immediate baseball slide to the face. Elbow, tag. Open shot for JA with a kick. JA trying a suplex, but Larson flips through - chop by JA, into the corner sternum first followed by a punch to the back of the head - setting him up on top, facing the crowd. JA up for a backdrop suplex from the ropes. Larson turns it and ends up on top as they fall to the mat. Both men reach for a tag - AA tagged - NAYR tagged! Chops by Nayr and then he whips AA into the ropes, back body drop, then one for JA, double clothesline only half works as AA ducks - then slides to the outside. Nayr and Larson double team on JA while AA grabs two chairs. He tosses one to JA and then AA swings the chair at Larson and JA at Nayr in an obvious attempt to get DQed. Both men duck and then hits a spin kick sending the chairs into TCH’s faces!! Both men look towards the turnbuckle and start climbing. Nayr comes off with a 450 splash onto AA while Larson lands a Double Moonsault onto JA. Both men cover and the ref counts one, two, thre…..NO! Johnny and AA slowly get to their feet and look at one another. It almost seems like they have seen this before……somewhere.* Johnny and AA both turn a little pale and turn around as both Larson and Nayr charge at them, in a moment of beautiful unison, both men drop to their knees and hit low blows on their challengers, right in front of the referee, drawing the immediate intentional disqualification.
WINNERS in 20:19 by Disqualification – Bryce Larson & Nayr
The Chickenshit Heels hightail it out of the ring and head to the back, seemingly shaken by something but the fans have no idea what.
(*the bulk of this match is from the Halfrican American’s title win over Johnny an AA, written by Kid in 2006. See fuckers, I CAN cite my sources)
STANK vs. CONCRETE TGThis match could have a lot of ramifications when it comes to placement here in the OOWF. Both combatants are former OOWF World Champions and both have issues with the current World Champion Davin Moreland. And none of that speaks to the history these two have themselves. “Skin” by Nonpoint is the first music we hear and Stank steps out from the back to a very loud ovation from the crowd. He gets into the ring and checks the ropes as “With Jupiter in Mind” begins to play. After the necessary time passes, CTG steps out and takes his normal superhero pose to the cheers of the crowd. He slaps some hands as he makes his way into the ring and Davis Hightower calls them to the center of the ring.
They make their way to center of the ring and there is an intense stare down between the two as the ref goes over the rules and as he sends them back to their corners, he calls for the bell. As they lock up Stank catches Gryfon with a knee in the stomach and starts on the offensive. He pushes Gryfon back into the corner with a few punches, but as he gets into the corner, Gryfon reverses position on Stank and begins to lie in with knife-hand chops. CTG is a master of these and he’s showing Stank just how much as Stank’s chest is getting redder and redder with each blow before Gryfon takes him out of the corner and hits a snap suplex. The match continues for a few minutes with Gryfon having the advantage. He has Stank on the mat when he climbs the ropes and goes for a missile dropkick.
All of a sudden there is a murmuring in the crowd as Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling are making their way down to ringside and they take up residence at the announce table. Crete notices Davin at ringside and points at him and DM just shrugs as Stank is recovering. CTG goes for the dropkick, but Stank moves out of the way and both men are down now. Stank is the first one to regroup and quickly pounces on Gryfon. He alternates between punches and European uppercuts. He’s trying to wear down Gryfon as quickly as possible. He’s keeping CTG on the mat, which eliminates the technical advantage Gryfon would have and uses his large weight advantage. Stank is really working over Gryfon until he now also realizes Moreland is at ringside.
Stank tries to not let it distract him and he continues on the offense as he tries to wear down Concrete with a bunch of slams. After wearing down the back sufficiently Stank attempts to lock in a Bear hug, but Gryfon being very well versed in submission moves spins around Stank and locks in a Full Nelson. Stank is too big and CTG is too worn down to keep the hold though and Stank powers out and is quickly on the attack again after a vicious spinning back fist. Stank continues the onslaught with another high knee. And that brings Moreland out of his seat as he begins to yell something at Stank. Stank is trying to ignore him, but you can see he is a little distracted now.
He tries to avoid the distraction and looks like he wants to finish it and he sets Gryfon up for a Pedigree, but Gryfon has enough left to power out and hit a back body drop. Both men are down, but again Stank is the first to his feet. Stank picks up Gryfon and send him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline. CTG ducks under hits the ropes and comes back with his own clothesline. Crete is now in control and working over Stank. He picks Stank and quickly hits a German Suplex, rolls right into a second and then a third with release. Concrete gives the sign for the dive from the top. He climbs the ropes and he’s got to go over half the ring to hit Stank. Before he can dive, Samantha Darling is out of her seat and jumping on the apron and grabbing a hold of CTG’s foot. The ref is trying to get her off the apron, but it gives Stank enough time to stand. He rushes to the corner and starts trading blows with Gryfon and gains the advantage. He goes for the superplex, but in mid-air Gryfon turns over and lands on top of Stank. Both men are down though. The ref begins a 10 count…
Stank is the first up at 7 and goes to grab Gryfon who is getting to his feet to as well. Stank tries a short-arm clothesline on Gryfon, but Gryfon counters right into a cross-arm breaker. He’s got it locked in the center of the ring and Stank is trying to reach towards the ropes. He’s too far away though and Gryfon has it so tightly locked in that he can’t reverse it. Stank is going to have to give up. CTG keeps wrenching it in tighter and tighter and Stank is holding on for dear life. Crete doesn’t seem happy with things as Stank isn’t going to give up so he releases the hold and slams the mat. Stank looks to be getting a second wind as the crowd starts getting louder and louder.
Stank is back to his feet and he spins CTG around and now they are trading blows right in the center of the ring. Rights from Crete, lefts from Stank and back and forth they go. Punch after punch and both wrestlers are staggering until Stank lets fly with a hellacious uppercut that knocks Crete backwards. Stank follows it up with a boot to the midsection and then he gets CTG up in the air…POWERBOMB. But Stank doesn’t let go as he is going for the STANKBOMB. And he nails the second power bomb as well. He’s about to go for the cover when he notices Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling getting out of their chairs. Davin walks right to where Stank is and they start exchanging words as Samantha is walking around the other side of the ring and grabbing a steel chair. Crete rolls to his feet and notices as he starts arguing with the Samantha.
Davis realizes that things are getting out of hand and he figures Samantha would be the easier to get out of the area but as he walks over, no one notices her sliding the steel chair into the ring. The argument between the three continues as meanwhile Davin has now got up on the apron and is in Stank’s face. Davin goes for the punch, but Stank ducks it and flips Moreland into the ring, right next to the chair. Stank doesn’t notice him grab it as he goes to pink Davin up and DM waffles him in the head with the chair. One more slam to the back and then Davin drops the chair…REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER.
That gets the ref’s attention, but by the time he’s finally done sending Samantha to the back, both Davin and the chair are out of the ring and Stank is down. Crete looks around but doesn’t see anything implicit and he picks Stank up…CEMENT MIXER. He drops down and makes the cover…
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2…
And 3!!!
What a cheap victory, but you can’t blame Gryfon for that as he had no idea what was going on behind his back. The crowd cheers but you can tell they aren’t truly pleased, but they are happy CTG got the win.
WINNER in 17:22…”Concrete” Takaken Gryfon.
<GM the Rick’s music plays, even though I have no idea what it actually is. I think someone once said something by the Foo Fighters or something, but since I am not a fan, it really doesn’t matter. Since I don’t feel good and don’t want to put much thought into it, tonight he is coming out to the next song on my ipod. GM the Rick comes out to D’yer Mak’er by Led Zeppelin, carrying a sheet of paper in his hand. He steps between the ropes and grabs a mic>
Ok, I am not going to take up much time tonight. As you know, at November Pain, we had the Lazy Booking Invitational II and Team 2 won. In keeping with the randomosity of the event, the winning team has had all their matches picked completely at random. Each member of team 2 will receive their title shots next week at MidWeek Mayhem, LIVE from Springfield, Vermont.
Now, in the event that there should be a title change this week, then we will work out the details during the week. Ok here we go:
- Facing IHOP and The Amnesiac for the Campeonas de Trios titles – Attitude Adjuster, Stank and Seamus McNasty
- Facing “The Main Event” Chris Cole for the Onslaught Championship – DH Magnusson
- Facing Phantos & Lucios for the World Tag Team Titles – Firewoman & Outback Jack
- Facing Spin “Freakin” Hansen for the Intercontinental Title – Moosehead Jack
And finally:
- Facing Davin Moreland for the World Heavyweight Title – Tytan
Have fun with the matches kids<GM the Rick drops the mic and steps between the ropes and heads to the back>
IHOP & THE AMNESIAC vs. FEAR US & MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title MatchThe arena lights dim and the opening notes of “Scarecrow” play as Moosehead Jack, flanked by Fear Us, steps onto the stage. They make their way to the ring as Wally B. King and L.D. Williams’ Mother step through the curtain. They set up chairs on the stage and sit down, leaving a third chair vacant. As the challengers warm up in the ring, the Champions, IHOP and The Amnesiac, enter the arena with the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth and Fezzik. Wally waves Dorothy over and, after a brief but intense conversation with her team, she takes the third chair and Fezzik takes up station behind her as IHOP continue to the ring.
Before the action starts, Alexis Darling makes her way to ringside, doesn’t say a word to anyone, and pulls up a chair, takes a seat and pulls out a notebook.
The two teams stand face to face in center ring and exchange words. Things heat up quickly until Moose smirks and takes a step back. He waves FU to their corner and Skurge and SYB head to theirs, leaving Moose and The Amnesiac in the ring. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell, and we’re under way.
Moose and The Amnesiac lock up and struggle for an advantage until Moose hooks his leg around The Amnesiac’s and drives him back to the mat. Moose waits until The Amnesiac gets to his hands and knees and delivers a field goal kick to the stomach that sends him into the ropes. Moose moves in but Junior backs him off as The Amnesiac gets up. Moose lunges past Junior, but The Amnesiac low bridges him and Moose tumbles to the floor. Moose rolls to his feet just in time to be leveled by a slingshot plancha. Both Fear Us and IHOP drop to the floor and start around the ring, but The Amnesiac shoves Moose into the ring and both teams head back to their corners.
The Amnesiac sends Moose to the ropes and hits him with a high back drop, then grabs a chinlock. Moose works his way to his feet and breaks free with some elbows to the midsection. Moose staggers Amnesiac with a right hand and levels him with a headbut, then drags him to the corner and tags in Williams.
Williams kicks The Amnesiac in the head, then sits him up against the turnbuckles. He backs up and hits a running knee to The Amnesiac's face. He pulls The Amnesiac to his feet and spikes him with a DDT, then rolls him over for a cover. Junior counts, but SYB is in to break it up at two. OBJ tries to join the party but Junior heads him off as SYB stomps on Williams until The Amnesiac gets to his feet. They send Williams to the ropes and hit a double fist to the midsection, then plant him with a clothesline-backstabber combo. SYB rolls out of the ring and The Amnesiac covers, but rolls off as OBJ enters the ring, and goes to his corner to tag Skurge.
Skurge winds up Williams’ arm, and levels him with a short arm clothesline. He pulls him up, sends him to the ropes, and tries to lock on the Executioner, but Williams hits a jawbreaker before he gets it cinched in. With Skurge reeling, Williams turns and tackles him to the mat. He flips Skurge over and tries for the STF, but Skurge fights his way to the ropes. The two Canadians get to their feet and Skurge ducks a swing, getting in several body punches before sending Williams to the ropes. Skurge kills Williams with a Spinebuster, but doesn’t realize that OBJ made a blind tag until OBJ levels him with a clothesline. Skurge rolls to his feet and eats a punch, then gets shot across the ring and planted with a powerslam. OBJ hooks the leg, but Skurge kicks out at two.
OBJ pulls Skurge to his feet and rocks him with punches, then hits a delayed vertical suplex, leaving Skurge sitting in the FU corner. OBJ hits a running knee to the back and tags in Moose. OBJ and Moose pick Skurge up and plant him with a tandem Hotshot, and Moose drives a knee into Skurge’s temple and reaches out to tag OBJ back in. Moose sets Skurge up and hits the Heart Punch. Before he can fall, OBJ comes off the ropes and turns him inside out with the Boomerang. OBJ turns to go for the cover, but eats a missle dropkick from SYB. OBJ falls back against the ropes, and The Amnesiac sprints across the ring and takes them both over the ropes to the floor.
Williams and Moose enter the ring and SYB lunges at them with a double clothesline, but Williams and Moose each catch an arm and drive him to the mat with a tandem crucifix bomb. Moose grabs Skurge as he gets up and hits an inverted atomic drop, then holds him in place and ducks his head as Williams comes off the ropes and drives a boot into Skurge's face. They decide to take the beating to the outside, and toss Skurge over the ropes to the floor. Williams heads out to help OBJ with The Amnesiac, and Moose moves to follow, but SYB hooks his ankle. Moose turns to kick him off, but gets caught by a low blow. Moose staggers and SYB gets to his feet and delivers the Jersey Turnpike. With Moose reeling, SYB hops onto the second rope and into a DDT.
Meanwhile, on the outside, FU have the advantage over The Amnesiac. They send him hard into the ring apron, then drive him into the railing. OBJ pins The Amnesiac’s arms, letting Williams get some shots in, then spins him around and lifts him for a power bomb. At the top of the arc, The Amnesiac starts throwing punches at OBJ’s head, and OBJ goes down. Williams moves to help, but SYB dives over the top with a plancha. Williams catches him, staggers, and slams SYB into the ring steps. Williams turns around, and gets speared into the railing by Skurge. The Amnesiac joins Skurge, and they pull Williams to his feet, but Moose breaks up the double team. As they brawl the bell rings – Junior’s been counting, and finally reached ten.
WINNERS - Double Countout at 21:56. IHOP and The Amnesiac remain OOWF Campeonas de Trios Champions.
CHRIS COLE vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat MatchChris Cole gets the win after catching Seamus with a headliner after Darling got thrown through the ropes. Chris Cole wins in 14:49
After the match, Darling slides back into the ring and attacks Cole, KILLING him with a Crucifix Bomb. Darling looks at the Onslaught title for a moment before dropping it onto Cole’s chest and leaving the ring. (Full match to be added later)
PHANTOS & LUCIOS vs. GODS & MONSTERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchIt’s tag team championship action here in Springfield, Maine as Gods & Monsters get another shot at dethroning the self-proclaimed division killers, representing Run DEA; Phantos & Lucios. The arena goes dark as the “thump, thump, thump” starts and then Metallica’s “For Whom The Bell Tolls” kicks in amidst a big explosion on the stage as Tytan steps out from the back and Poe comes up from below the stage with Selena wrapped around his leg. Poe walks over to join his partner and after a manly nod between the two begin to make their way down to the ring with Selena in between them. They get a pretty good ovation from the packed crowd here as they wait for the champions to make their entrance. And enter they do to a thundering booing from the crowd. Phantos and Lucios are in their brand new white masks with flames exploding and the giver of these gifts joins them on the stage very tentatively. Firewoman grabs Phantos arm first, and then she grabs Lucios as well and raises them high in the air exposing the OOWF World Tag Team Championships securely fastened around their waists.
The champs get into the ring and demand a microphone as they request the Texas Fight Song be played. The Texas flag begins to fly on the OOWFTron as Phantos and Lucios begin to look on in reflection. The song only gets about halfway through though as Tytan and Poe attack from behind. Tytan sends Lucios crashing to the outside as Poe whips Phantos to the ropes. He bounces off and Poe nails him with a hard punch to the stomach that bends Phantos over. A running boot quickly follows that up from Tytan that sends Phantos spinning right into a sidewalk slam from Poe. Tytan stays on the attack with an elbow drop right onto the sternum and then Poe is just a step behind with a leg drop right across the throat. Angelo Barros is trying to get control and he’s finally able to push Tytan back into his corner, but this means he misses Lucios getting back into the ring and chop-blocking Poe from behind.
Lucios drags Phantos over to their corner and just as Barros turns around, he sees Lucios making the tag and he’s in the ring legally and going to work on the knee of Poe. Phantos recovers on the outside and now P&L show why they can be considered one of the best tag teams ever as they quickly tag back-and-forth and have basically cut the ring in half. Some quality tag work being done by the tag champs as they keep working over the knee of Poe. They’re also getting more arrogant as each moment in this match passes and it costs them as Poe is able to avoid a clothesline from Lucios and get behind him to hit a LUNGBLOWER.
Poe and Lucios are both down as Barros begins his 10 count. Poe is the first to make the tag to his partner and Tytan is in a few moments before Phantos. And he catches Phantos with a hard clothesline. Phantos bounces back to his feet and eats another clothesline from Tytan. Lucios is back on his feet and spins Tytan around, but that’s a mistake as Tytan spins around with an elbow that clocks Lucios clean across the temple and he tumbles to the mat and the floor where Firewoman heads over to check on him.
Meanwhile inside the ring Poe has joined Tytan and they begin to work over Phantos as Poe picks Phantos up and Tytan runs off the ropes and they hit a HART ATTACK. Tytan makes the cover…but Phantos gets a shoulder up right at 2. Tytan picks Phantos up by the mask and drags him over to his corner where he tags in Poe. Tytan holds Phantos in the corner while makes his way into the ring and he measures Phantos before hitting a big elbow. He drags Phantos out of the corner and picks him up on his shoulder and then snake eyes him right into the turnbuckle. Phantos is down on the mat and another quick tag from G&M makes Tytan the legal man. He nods at Poe who nods back and Poe drags Phantos more towards the center of the ring and Poe heads to the ropes where Tytan is waiting…slingshot senton connects. Another cover by Tytan…
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And Lucios is in the break the count. Some shoving between Lucios and Tytan gives Phantos a second to recover and he starts crawling towards his corner. Poe’s calling out to his partner who notices and finally grabs a hold of Phantos leg. But that backfires as Phantos hits a twisting enzuriguri and then dives to his corner with a roll for the tag. Lucios is in and he’s quick to pick up Tytan with a scoop slam. Poe comes in and het gets caught with a running power slam of his own from Luc. Lucios grabs Poe around the waist and looks to be attempting a German suplex but Poe blocks it and spins around behind Lucios and looks to be attempting a half-nelson suplex but Lucios blocks that and stomps on Poe’s foot at the same he ducks just in time for Phantos to hit a spinning leg lariat from the top rope.
This match has been action from the opening bell and Barros has let a lot go as all 4 men are back in the ring once again. Tytan grabs Phantos from behind in a full nelson, but Phantos slides down and tries to escape but Tytan grabs him before he can crawl off and nails a WHEELBARROW SUPLEX. Before Tytan could capitalize on that, Lucios is back and he spins Tytan around, grabs him and hits a sweet looking over-the-top release BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX. Lucios jumps up to his feet, but before he can celebrate his head is almost taken clean off by a YAKUZA KICK from Poe. Poe is seemingly the last man standing, but out of nowhere, Phantos has enough in him and nails a DRAGONRANA. And all 4 men are down.
Firewoman starts to make her presence felt as she starts banging on the mat to get Phantos & Lucios back and Selena doesn’t like that and she follows suit as she starts dancing on the outside in some sort of ritualistic motion. Finally there is some stirring in the ring as Tytan starts crawling up one corner and Phantos is crawling up the other. They get to their feet at the same time and charge at each other. Tytan goes for the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker but Phantos keeps spinning round-and-round and takes Tytan down with a head scissors.
And now Poe and Lucios are back up and they’re slugging it out. Poe quickly gains the advantage and takes Lucios down with a gut wrench power bomb. Poe is back to his feet and he’s stalking Phantos from behind and he has no idea. Firewoman jumps up on the apron to try and warn him, but she’s too slow as Poe pushes him from behind and he collides with Fire knocking her flying to the floor. Phantos wants to head to the floor, but Poe doesn’t let him as he spins him round and kicks him in the gut. He looks to be trying to get him up in the air for the Crucifixion, but Luc saves his partner and takes Poe down with a SPEAR. On the outside, Alexis Darling has made her way to ringside to check on Firewoman.
Inside the ring, Tytan and Lucios are trading blows while Poe has Phantos tied up in the Tree-of-Woe. Poe and Tytan switch places and Lucios gets caught by Poe with a nasty European uppercut, followed by a savate kick, and then all in quick succession concluded with The PENDULUM. And Tytan is really giving Phantos the business as he begins The HOSTILE TAKEOVER in the corner. Poe is about to go for the cover when Alexis starts yelling at him and in a somewhat startling turn, Selena even starts yelling back at Alexis. Alexis gets a dark sneer cross her face as she hops off the apron and starts to head over towards Selena. This brings Poe out of the ring to block the path and Angelo Barros follows to keep both sides apart.
Meanwhile, inside the ring Tytan has disengaged Phantos from the ropes and looks to be setting him up for the SCREWDRIVER. He’s almost got him up, but everyone forgot about Firewoman who has just slid one of the OOWF World Tag Team Championship Belts to Lucios. And Lucios wastes no time in slamming it upside Tytan’s head. Phantos drops down to the mat and Firewoman slides him the other belt. They wait for Tytan to turn towards them…CON-BELT-TO, and Tytan falls to the mat hard. Alexis looks to the side and sees this as she puts her hands up to back off.
Lucios picks Tytan up on his shoulders as Phantos climbs the ropes…DROPKICK DEVICE. Barros slides back into the ring as Phantos makes the cover on Tytan…
1…Poe realizes what’s going on.
2…He tries to get back in the ring, but Alexis grabs his ankle.
3.
And the Champions retain, through nefarious means. Alexis Darling heads over to the other side of the ring to join Firewoman, and the STILL OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Phantos & Lucios. Meanwhile, Poe and Selena have gotten into the ring and are helping Tytan to his feet as blood starts to pour down his face and all three members of Gods & Monsters are staring down the members of Run DEA as they head up the ramp. But for tonight…
WINNERS in 20:16…Representing Run DEA; Phantos and Lucios.
SPIN HANSEN vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match“Exterminate, Annihilate and Destroy” blasts through the arena and the crowd goes bonkers for Spin “Freakin’’ Hansen as he makes his way down the ramp – all painted up as Versace or whatever. He bounces around the ring a couple times looking all mean and whatnot until “Firewoman” by The Cult takes over the PA. Firewoman is greeted by a half-chorus of boos as she makes her way to the ring; oblivious to the crowd around her, totally focused on the weirdo in facepaint in the ring. Junior Hale looks at both combatants and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Hansen gets a smug grin on his face as he walks over to Firewoman, apparently to lock up. Fire is completely focused, and Spin eats a Spin Kick To The Head once he gets into range. Spin does the “rub your mouth and check for blood then give the ‘oh it’s on’ spot” before CHARGING at Fire. Fire is a bit surprised by the rush, and barely gets out of the way, avoiding the full brunt of the attack. But, Spin clips her on the way by and Fire hits the mat. Grounded, Spin turns and starts the Pound. He drops elbows and knees several times; doing big-time damage. Finally, Hansen stays on the mat, and locks in a CROSSFACE on Fire, and this one may not last too much longer. To her credit, Fire refuses to quit under any circumstances, and after a minute or so; Fire is able to muster up enough strength and flexibility to roll forward and DRILL Hansen in the back of the head with a kick.
This breaks the hold almost immediately, but both are down, and Hale starts a count. Hansen is up first at 4, and easily gets over to Fire. Fire tries to get to her knees, but can’t before Hansen easily scoops her up and hits a BIG FALLAWAY SLAM. Hansen stalks across the ring, and picks up Fire again. He nails three HEADBUTTS forcing her into the corner. Hansen places her on the top turnbuckle, and with ease hits a BIG PRESS SLAM! Hansen may have taken an extra second to get to a cover, and he only gets a long 2 count. Fire is NOT moving, and Spin takes a moment to assess the situation. He decides to lock in another CROSSFACE, but this wakes Fire up, and she is doing EVERYTHING she can to avoid being locked in. Using some awesome traditional wrestling skills; Fire is able to work an Escape and get to a standing position. Hansen simply grins and CHARGES, but Fire OLE’S him into the corner, all the way to the STEEL POST!
Spin staggers back a couple of steps holding his shoulder, but he’s unaware of Fire LEAPFROGGING Spin and landing securely on the top turnbuckle. By the time he notices; Fire has already hit a SICK HURRICARANA! Fire follows this up with a STANDING 450 SPLASH and covers; but that only gets a quick two. Hansen kicked out strong, and Fire does the “flying across the ring” spot, but she’s quickly to her feet, and manages to hit a BASEMENT DROPKICK on a just-sitting up Hansen. She runs to the top turnbuckle…BFE….NOBODY HOME! Hansen rolls out of the way and Fire is clearly hurting after the miss. Hansen tries to sneak a pinfall out of it, but only gets two. He pulls Fire up by her hair (bad idea), but Fire makes him pay by DRILLING Hansen with a PELE KICK! Hansen stumbles all the way backward until he’s leaning against the ropes. Fire takes a deep breath and runs…and jumps…and hits a HURRICARANA ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE FLOOR!
As Spin goes over the top rope, his foot clips Hale and he falls to the mat. That took a lot out of both competitors, and they remain motionless on the floor for several seconds. Fire is up first, and she FLIES off the apron, trying for a MISSLE DROPKICK, but Hansen GRABS HER FEET IN MID AIR and tries to SLINGSHOT her onto the ground; but somehow Fire wiggles her feet out of Spin’s grasp and hits an AMAZING TOR-NA-DO DDT ONTO THE FLOOR! Firewoman, however, was spinning out of control throughout that move, and lands awkwardly on the back of her head. Both wrestlers are down, again. This time Spin is up first at four, and pulls up Firewoman, and tries to FLING her into the STEEL STEPS, but Fire uses the momentum against Spin, and SPIN ends up into the steps! Fire seeks out a STEEL CHAIR, and grabs one; but holding it in front of her, she doesn’t see the TOP HALF OF THE STEEL STEPS FLYING AT HER! The steps catch the chair, and the chair catches Fire in the grill. She is out. Hansen, using the rest of his energy up throwing the stairs, is out. Inside the ring, the referee is just now getting to his feet. He starts the ten count and both begin to stir by five. Fire and Hansen are slow moving, but make it back at nine.
Spin makes it to one knee first and grabs Fire by the hair and slams her head into the mat repeatedly. Fire is dazed an Spin falls across her and gets a two count. Spin pulls Fire to her feet and sends her to the ropes and KILLS her with a spine buster, but once again, she kicks out at two. Spin shows some frustration and PUMMELS Fire with shots to the face, then pulls her up and shoves her into the corner. Fire hits hard, but dares Spin to come at her. Spin charges in, but Fire slips between the ropes and catches Hansen with a kick to the face that sends him backward. Fire hops onto the second rope, then steps to the tope and tries a hurracaran, but Spin catches his balance and stops the momentum just before Fire can take him over. Spin muscles her back up onto his shoulders for a power bomb, but Fire slithers down Spin’s back and rolls him up for a two count. Spin kicks out and Fire grabs him in a small package and gets two, but Spin reverses it and gets two of his own. Fire kicks out and both get to their feet quickly, Spin swings and Fire ducks, and takes him down with a back slide, Spin kicks out and flips Fire over and rolls her up, but Fire kicks out of that, when she does, Spin keeps hold of her leg and traps her in the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, but Fire manages to roll over before he gets is locked on completely and Spin’s shoulders end up down for a two count. Once again both are up, Fire tries a spinning heel kick and Spin lifts her onto his shoulders for a Death Valley Driver, but Fire shifts her momentum and takes Spin over in a crucifix, one, two, THREE! Spin kicks out a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 19:16 – and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Firewoman
Fire sits on the mat and stares at the title in disbelief. Spin rolls out of the ring and looks broken hearted. The ringside fans cheer him though and slap him on the back. He takes one last look at Fire, still on her knees in the middle of the ring, and hops the rail and heads to the back through the crowd. Fire slowly gets to her feet just as Run DEA make it to the ring. She accepts congratulations from everyone, and manages to squeeze in a big hug on Phantos while he is least suspecting it. They all leave the ring, everyone seems especially elated, except for Alexander Darling, who has an odd look on his face.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe crowd jumps to its collective feet as D.H. Magnusson appears at the top of the ramp. "Calm Before the Storm" blares and D.H. makes his way to the ring, soaking in the applause. He climbs into the ring and returns the applause to the crowd, appreciating the drive that some of them had to make to get to the far reaches of Maine. The mutual appreciation society comes to an abrupt end as "Lux Aeterna" fires up, and OOWF World Champion Davin Moreland enters the arena, with the bright, shiny belt around his waist, and Samantha Darling on his arm. The cheers obviously turn to boos, and Davin and Samantha nod and smile at the crowd as if they were throwing roses instead of half-empty beer cups.
Davin and Samantha enter the ring, and referee makes a show of reminding both combatants about the rules. Davin smirks as D.H. puts his hand out. After all, not so long ago, the two were sharing food at the catering table, right? Davin continues to smirk, and then extends his hand. But at the last minute, he does the Pull Back of Disrespect to smooth back his hair. He and Samantha share a laugh, as Davin takes off the championship belt, gives it to Samantha with a wink, and a pat on the butt as she turns to exit the ring. He turns back to D.H. who is not appreciating this show of disrespect, and the referee calls for the bell.
The two men stare each other down for the first few minutes, neither one blinking. Referee Hightower yells at them to get going, and crowd joins in. Finally, when the tension is just high enough, Davin lashes out with a huge chop. D.H. goes reeling back, then looks up with a sick grin on his face. He explodes back with a big left hook. Now it's Davin's turn to look up grinning. And now it is on! The two men trade blows back and forth, back and forth, as Hightower makes the futile gesture of reminding them that there are no closed fists in wrestling. The exchange of blows continues, with the occasional knees or kicks thrown in as necessary. In the words of one veteran commentator, this is a true slobber-knocker! Finally, it seems both men are getting a bit tired of this, as there is a pause in the action. D. H. takes the advantage with a big clothesline that knocks Davin to the mat, and follows it up with some stomps. Davin scoots back to the ropes, and Hightower starts the count. D.H. stops at three. Davin pulls himself up and runs at D.H. who sees it coming, and stops him with a lariat, and maneuvers Davin into a chinlock. He digs his knee into Davin's back, yelling something about cashew chicken. Davin twists and turns, trying to free himself. Samantha slaps the mat, trying to give him some encouragement, while D.H. yells for Davin to just tap already. Davin works his way back up to a standing position, and, with some well-placed elbows, manages to loosen Magnusson's grip. But he doesn't get completely free, as Magnusson tightens his hold suddenly and...Inverted Brainbuster!! Moreland is down, and the crowd pops for the first big move of the match. Magnusson goes for the cover, one...two...NO! as Moreland gets an arm up. The two men get up and, because Moreland is still seeing stars, Magnusson grabs him again, and ... Powerslam! D.H. is taking no chances this time, and "helps" Moreland up and into a Sitout Powerbomb! He goes again for the cover...one, two....and no! Moreland kicks out. D.H. looks at Hightower to verify he's actually counting at the right speed. Hightower shrugs and holds up two fingers.
Davin tries to clear the cobwebs and walks over towards his corner. Samantha yells some words of encouragement. D.H. follows him over, spins him around by the shoulder, and stiff-kicks him to the gut. He grabs him for the inverted brainbuster, but....Samantha Darling grabs onto D.H's foot. D.H. shoves Davin away, and goes to confront Samantha, while Hightower warns Davin that any more interference will lead to a DQ. Davin takes the opportunity to stop seeing stars and grabs D.H. from behind, steering him down onto the mat, into a Fujiwara Armbar. D.H. does everything in his power to get out of the hold, but no dice. D.H. appears to start to fade, as Hightower asks him if he wants to tap. What seems like forever passes by, and suddenly D.H. becomes aware of his location, and sticks a leg out, with tremendous effort onto the ropes. Hightower calls for the break, but Davin waits until 4.889 to release the hold. D.H. rolls out of the ring to recover, and Hightower begins the ten-count. Davin poses in the ring, as Samantha (and only Samantha) applauds. D.H. gets back in at around 6 or so, and lunges for Moreland, but Moreland is ready for him, with a drop toe-hold. He grabs the arm again, into a traditional armbar this time, but D.H. rolls through so that Moreland can't get the hold. Magnusson gets up, holding his arm. Moreland spies this and Dolphin Kick! to Magnusson's arm. Magnusson goes back towards the ropes, and bounces off. Moreland grabs the arm and uses it to pull Moreland to the corner, and up to the second turnbuckle for Sweet Dreams. He makes the cover, one... two...thr-- No! Magnusson kicks out just in the nick of time. Davin and Samantha both complain about Hightower's inability to count. Hightower waves them off, and it's clear that Moreland has had enough of this. He grabs a groggy Magnusson, and has him up...and into an overhead press...and then WHAM! Magnusson hits the mat after an Elevated REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER. Moreland hooks the leg and gets counts one-two-three.
WINNER in 29:19 – Davin Moreland
Run DEA almost immediately hits the ring and puts the boots to Magnusson. Before they can do any real damage, Stank storms the ring, followed by Spin Hansen, Fear Us, and Gods & Monsters. The two factions battle in the ring for a moment before Run DEA decides it might be better to fight another day. They slip out of the ring and leave Drink & Destroy and Gods & Monsters standing there glaring at them challenging them to a fight.
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