OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
OOWF Invitational Round 2
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Non-tournament Matches
THIM REYNOLDS vs. SMARK
Thim and Smark eye each other warily, recalling last week’s encounter that knocked them both from the OOWF Invitational. Smark offers a handshake. Crowd tells Thim not to accept, but he does, only to have Smark pull back and run his hand through…well, if he had hair that’s what he would have done. Smark smirks at the audience, proud of his SWERVE~! Thim takes advantage with a boot to the gut and quickly locks in and executes a Double Underhook Suplex! Thim puts the boots to Smark, whips him into the ropes, arm drag takedown and wrenches back on the shoulder of Smark. Smark gets to the ropes and scurries out of the ring, complaining that Thim pulled his hair. The crowds hot at Smark now, but Thim is calm, sitting on the ring ropes motioning for Smark to get back in the ring. Another lock up and Thim again with the advantage, this time whipping through an arsenal of technical wrestling, finishing with a Belly-to-Belly Overhead Suplex that destroys Smark. Smark cowers in the corner, flicks out the Eye-Poke-of-Doom and takes advantage briefly. But Smark loses the advantage when he turns to yell at the crowd. He turns back to Thim and walks into another brutal belly-to-belly suplex. Thim quickly grabs a leg and wraps on the Reflex-o-Lock, focusing on the critical reflexology point that affects the spleen. Smark begins quivering uncontrollably and the ref stops the match.
WINNER in 7:54 Thim Reynolds
JW WESTGAARD vs. CHRIS COLE vs. CARL COOLNAME
Carl Coolname and Chris Cole are already in the ring and apparently in a snit over the ownership of the “CC” initials. JW Westgaard saunters to the ring, and seeing the CCs nose-to-nose hops up on the top turnbuckle and watches his two opponents glare. Now we take you to a special cut-in with the Canadian Announce Team, with special guest announcers Bob and Doug McKenzie.
Bob McKenzie: “Hey Doug, take a look at those two hosers in the ring, ehh?”
Doug McKenzie: “Yeah, Bob, they have no chance against such a fine fighting machine as JW Westgaard, ehh?”
BM: “Well, it looks like they’re finally going to start fighting, ehh? Grab a cold one and help yourself to a donut. Wait! Don't take the last jelly, ok? Take one of the chocolate frosted. Those are good.”
Cole and Coolname finally get tired of breathing on each other and start slugging, throwing rights and lefts and lefts and rights. A couple minutes of hardcore WORKRATE~! from the CCs with neither getting a clear cut advantage. All the while, Westgaard watches from his perch on the turnbuckle. Finally Cole whips Coolname into the ropes and they meet in the center of the ring with a vicious double clothesline. With both men down, the ref starts to count. Westgaard seizes the opportunity and goes for the pin on Cole. 1, 2, Cole gets the shoulder up. Westgaard quickly covers Coolname. 1, 2…shoulder up. Westgaard catches Cole with a kick to the midsection and a DDT. 1,2, Coolname with the save. Coolname and Westgaard start to trade punches; Cole surprisingly joins Coolname in the beatdown of Westgaard. Double whip to the ropes, but Westgaard counters with a double clothesline.
DM: “Ohh. That would get you two minutes for hooking!”
The match goes another 10 minutes of back and forth action, with no one getting a definite edge. All three get two counts only to be frustrated by the third man making the save. The action spills out onto the floor at the 15-minute mark, and Colename and Cole prepare to suplex Westgaard onto the Canadian Announce Table.
BM: “You hosers better not do that to Westgaard. He’s our hero! No, don’t! Well, at least don’t spill any beer, ehh?”
With that, Westgaard is suplexed onto the table, busting it to pieces. Coolname and Cole look at each other, grin, and simultaneously clothesline the McKenzie brothers over the spectator barrier. Mission accomplished, they begin brawling with each other again, eventually making it back to the ring.
With Westgaard powdered out, Cole and Coolname go at each other viciously. Near the 20-minute mark, Cole takes advantage and positions Coolname for The Headliner. Coolname back body drop reversal, but just as Coolname back drops Cole he’s met with a brutal clothesline from Westgaard, who just made his way back to the ring. Coolname is out cold. Westgaard goes for another clothesline to knock Cole from the ring. But Cole ducks, sending Westgaard over the top rope and into the retaining wall. Seeing his opportunity, Cole locks on the Texas Cloverleaf. Coolname, battered, tries to reach the ropes and is nearly there when Cole pulls him to the center of the ring and reapplies the hold. With Westgaard still out on the floor, Coolname has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER in 23:27: “The Main Event” Chris Cole.
After the match, Cole celebrates in the ring and taunts the McKenzie brothers. The crowd, initially booing, begins cheering. Cole soaks in the cheers, only to turn around and find Westgaard standing behind him, hockey stick in hand and angry. Westgaard takes two vicious swings, both missing high as Cole ducks. Cole rolls from the ring and to the safety of the entrance ramp, taunting Westgaard as he leaves.
SEMAJ B vs. MORTE
SB and Morte lock up. Morte is quickly caught off guard with some mat based goodness and finds himself locked in a three quarter nelson. He manages to power out and hit a front suplex of sorts. Morte overpowers SB for most of the match. A neck crunching
pile driver gets Morte a long two and he begins to get frustrated. He slaps SB a couple of times and SB explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. A couple more lead to a huge back body drop. SB gets stopped with a punch to the gut and a gut wrench suplex, but manages to counter the ensuing pin attempt into one of his own. Morte misses with a big
boot and gets rolled up again for 2. Morte hits SB with a shoulder tackle and a knee to the back. Morte brings the beat down for a few minutes and plants him with a power slam. For good measure, he hits a scoop slam then climbs the ropes. GUILOTINE LEG DROP~!!! misses as SB barely rolls out of the way. SB gets to his feet first, kicks Morte in the gut and hits the LIVE AND LET DIE~!!! for the victory.
WINNER in 8:42 Semaj B
The ref had barely made the three count when the Establishment swarmed the ring. SB was able to fight off LI and Endo for a moment, but then Niles and MHJ hit the ring and the beat down ensued. LI measures SB and hits a thrust kick to the throat, with SB down, Endo applies the claw, at the same time, Niles puts SB in the Precision Incision. While this is going on, MHJ climbs the ropes and hits SB with a flying heart punch. SB writhes in pain on the mat; Morte sails from another corner and hits a perfect leg drop. LI brings a chair into the ring and MHJ and Niles position SB for a spike pile driver on the chair when Thim Reynolds hits the ring. Reynolds is able to clothesline LI and Morte out of the ring, and knock MHJ and Endo down with clotheslines, but when he turns around again, Niles slams the steel chair across his face. The Establishment puts the boots to Thim and Semaj until Concrete, Beast, AA and Blackdragon make the save and run the Establishment off.
BLADE vs. GRUNT – Loser Leaves OOWF Match
After a month of screwing each other out of victories, Blade and Grunt decide to settle their differences in the oldest form of wrestling gimmicks: the Lowers Leaves Town match. With Grunt already in the ring, Blade races to the attack with a variety of high-flying maneuvers. Like a pesky gnat, Blade keeps Grunt off balance with lucha brilliance, but can’t put the big man down. Grunt stands in the middle of the ring, taking Blade’s offense. Blade finally staggers Grunt with a series of kicks to the knee, then turns to run for the ropes. But Grunt grabs Blade by his ponytail and yanks Blade hard to the mat. Blade holds his head as Grunt follows with a knee drop. But Blade rolls away, and now the big man is on the mat! Blade goes for a series of kicks to the head, then for the top rope, connecting with a flying elbow drop. Blade goes for the cover, but at two Grunt powers out and sends Blade over the top rope and to the floor. Seizing the opportunity, Grunt rolls from the ring and body splashes Blade against the retaining wall. Sensing possible victory, Grunt rolls back into the ring and forces the ref to count. The ref gets to eight and Blade still isn’t moving. But Grunt has second thoughts, grabs the ref’s arm to stop the count and shakes his head. Grunt steps to the fallen Blade again, and Gorilla Presses Blade over the top rope back into the ring. For the next 10 minutes Grunt pummels Blade with power moves, busting Blade open in the process. Blade gets in the Ricky Steamboat offense from time to time, but is otherwise dominated. Three times Grunt pulled the bloody Blade up at the count of two, telling the ref that Blade hadn’t suffered enough. After pulling Blade up for the third time, Grunt props Blade in the corner and walks calmly to the opposite corner, preparing for the Big Splash. Grunt charges, but Blade jumps to the top rope at the last second, drops down for a Victory Roll that surprises Grunt. 1, 2…but Grunt escapes…and continues his attack. A whip into the corner, but Blade leaps to the top rope, Lionsault over the top of Grunt and an Asai DDT! Both men down; Grunt stirs first. Grunt grabs Blade by the hair, but Blade counters with a small package for 2. Blade kips up; the crowd goes nuts! A series of running dropkicks to the head slows Grunt more, but Blade slumps seated on the bottom turnbuckle from exhaustion, his face covered in blood. Grunt starts to rise again, his back to Blade. Grunt appears disoriented, first charging at the ref, then stops, sees Blade and charges…right into a RYUUJINSEN!! Blade floats over quickly, and the ref fires off a quick three count!
WINNER in 23:07: Blade.
After the match, Blade and the ref quickly disappear, the fans start singing the “Na na na na, hey hey hey gooooooodbye song.” Grunt is near tears as he storms to the back.
Tournament Matches – All Matches Have a 20-Minute Time Limit
HARDBODY HARRIS vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE
Adrenaline attacks from behind, and the match is underway. Adrenaline tries to get the pin quickly, hitting HH with a power slam, then going for repeated covers, HH keeps kicking out before the three count. JA tries a suplex, but HH is able to reverse it and dropkick JA from behind and send him out of the ring. With Johnny on the outside, HH poses for his adoring fans, infuriating Johnny. Adrenaline slides back in the ring and tries another sneak attack, HH catches him this time, and JA eats a clothesline. Now it is HH’s turn to keep JA off balance, every time JA gets to his feet Harris hits him with a clothesline or an arm drag keeping Johnny from getting any offense in. Finally after several minutes of this, Johnny bails from the ring again. Johnny takes his time getting back in the ring, breaking the ref’s count every time he gets near the ten count. Finally HH gets impatient and grabs Adrenaline and tries to pull him in the ring, JA seizes the opportunity and drops off the apron, clotheslining HH on the top rope. Harris slingshots back into the ring, Johnny immediately slides under the bottom rope and attacks, showering Harris with kicks and choking him out. Johnny waits for HH to get to his feet, then kicks him in the midsection and hits a swinging neck breaker for a two count. Johnny follows that up by dropping a knee on the back of HH’s head for another two count. Adrenaline picks up HH for a pile driver, but HH is able to reverse it into a back body drop. HH gets JA to his feet and hits a belly-to-belly suplex for two. Both men up, HH whips JA into the corner and follows him with a clothesline, whip to the opposite corner, followed by another clothesline. Johnny staggers out of the corner; HH hits the ropes and connects with a bulldog. Cover gets two before Johnny gets his foot on the ropes. We just passed the seventeen-minute mark when HH whips Johnny into the ropes for a back body drop, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Johnny catches HH with a thunderous DDT. Cover gets another two count, as HH is able to just roll his shoulder before the three. JA lifts HH for a reverse atomic drop, then follows that with a clothesline. One minute remains. Adrenaline tries for a suplex, HH reverses it, goes behind for a belly to back suplex, Johnny reverses it again, knee to the midsection, Johnny lifts HH for the Adrenaline Rush, HH worms out of it, JA turns and HH hits a To Be Edited In Later! HH covers, hooks both legs, and gets the three just as time expires!
WINNER in 19:59 Hardbody Harris
LD WILLIAMS vs. AX-MAN
Williams comes out and he and Johnny talk briefly on the ramp. Ax comes to the ring next, and he is seconded by Chris Cole, Adrenaline turns right around and goes back to ringside with Williams. Ax and LDW lock up; Ax gains the advantage by laying some stiff forearms into LDW’s face. Ax backs LDW into the corner and repeatedly forearms him across the face and nose, after several shots, LDW’s nose is bleeding badly. Adrenaline jumps on the apron, drawing Ax’s attention away from LDW, Williams charges out of the corner and hits Ax in the back with a high knee, Ax stumbles toward Johnny and the ropes, Johnny pulls the ropes down and Ax tumbles over the top rope to the floor. The ref starts counting, and behind his back, Cole slides under the rope and attacks from behind. Cole spears LDW and pounds away at his face, opening a gash just above his eye. Johnny sees this inside, and picks up Ax and slams his face into the ring post several times. Now Ax is on the floor bleeding. Finally Adrenaline and Cole go at it tumbling out of the ring and battling around ringside. Why the ref did not call for a DQ is beyond me. LDW is slowly getting to his feet inside the ring; AX is still out on the outside. LDW slides under the bottom rope and stomps away at a fallen Ax. Williams heaves Ax back into the ring and goes for a cover. Ax is able to kick out at two. Williams waits for a bloody Ax to get to his feet and charges aiming for a running forearm. Ax gathers himself just in time to turn it into a wicked spine buster. Both men are down on the mat. The ref starts the ten count, both men manage to get to their feet by eight. Williams staggers over to Ax, Ax hits a European uppercut from his knees that almost knocks Williams cold. Ax sends Williams to a corner and follows him in with a shoulder to the midsection. Ax then beats Williams down with forearms, Williams slumps in the corner and Ax follows it up with kicks and knees to the face. Ax scoops Williams and ties him in the Tree of Woe. With Williams trapped, Ax charges across the ring and slams into Williams midsection with a knee. Ax covers and gets another two count. Ax lifts Williams and sends him to the corner again, Ax tries another clothesline, but LDW moves and Ax crashes into the corner chest first. As Ax staggers out, Williams kicks him in the midsection, lifts him for a pile driver and crashes to the mat. Ax’s neck twists awkwardly. Williams covers and three seconds later, we have a winner.
WINNER in 17:04 LD Williams
SMOLEY 2 HOTTY vs. GATORBAIT
Gator comes to the ring first, then we hear some more oddly familiar music “TURN IT UP!”
Oh
MY
GOD!
Smoley comes dancing to ringside; words just cannot describe this. It looks like the local mall threw up on Mr. Smoley. GB appears to be trying hard to suppress his laughter; those in the audience are making no such attempt. The bell rings and we are off, lock up to start, GB easily wins that one, arm wringer turned into a hammerlock. Smoley gets to the ropes and forces a break. Lock up again, Smoley grabs a side headlock. GB whips him to the ropes and Smoley actually gets a shoulderblock, GB is down! Smoley celebrates by attempting to do the WORM. Smoley spells it out then tries to actually DO the worm; he falls to the mat, and just sort of flails around down there. By now GB is up to his feet watching this spectacle. With Smoley on the mat, GB pounces and locks on the Hooked. Smoley screams in pain, GB wrenches back putting more pressure on Smoley. It appears that he is about to tap when he finally reaches the ropes. GB is annoyed with Smoley now, and decides to spend the next several minutes punishing him. GB, using phenomenal strength, lifts Smoley into a vertical suplex, then spins and turns it into a jackhammer. Instead of going for the pin, GB lifts Smoley and sends him to the ropes, connecting with a flying back elbow that knocks Smoley out of the ring. GB follows him outside and slams Smoley on the arena floor, the leaps off the apron with a leg drop. GB lifts Smoley for a Chomp, and connects on the arena floor. Smoley is dead. He heaves Mr. 2 Hotty back into the ring and is about to go for the pin, when a sinister grin spreads across his face. What is he thinking? GB lays a couple more shots on Smoley to make sure he stays down, then slides under the rope and sets up a table outside the ring. GB rolls back inside and heaves Smoley up to the top turnbuckle, my god it appears that he is going for a top rope Chomp, through the table, to the arena floor! Where did this mean streak come from? GB maneuvers Smoley into the Chomp and is about to leap when he loses his balance! The two tumble off the top rope to the inside of the ring, Smoley comes down across Gator with all his weight! Wait a second, Gator’s shoulders are down! The ref counts 1,2,3! WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNER in 6:42 Brad Smoley
UNDERDAWG vs. OUTBACK JACK
UD attacks as soon as he gets in the ring, and pummels OBJ with punches. OBJ fires back at UD but UD just shrugs them off. Dawg sends OBJ to the ropes and lands a big boot to the face. Big scoop slam and UD calls for a choke slam. UD grabs OBJ by the throat, but OBJ fights out of it with elbows. Jack hits the ropes and connects with a series of clotheslines, UD is staggering but will not go down. Jack hits the ropes again, this time UD gets another big boot up, Jack ducks the boot, hits the ropes and clips UD’s knee. UD goes down! Jack hits the ropes and drops a knee across UD’s chest. Cover gets one. UD rolls over to his hands and knees trying to get up, Jack drops an elbow across the back of his neck, UD collapses, Jack locks on the cross face. UD screams for a moment, then begins to get to his feet. UD stands up while still in the move and falls backward into the corner forcing Jack to break the hold. UD turns around and hammers away at OBJ. UD sends Jack to the ropes, then catches him by the throat. BIIIIG choke slam puts OBJ down hard. UD scoops up OBJ and tosses him over his shoulder and nails a fireplug pile driver. OOBJ is out. UD stares at Jack for a moment, then picks him up, and lifts him for a last ride, holding him in the air for a moment before sending him thundering to the mat. UD finally covers and gets the academic three count.
WINNER in 4:01 UnderDawg
CORAX vs. NILES ANDERSON
Corax dominates the early part of the match, using his speed to keep Niles off balance. At one point Niles sends Corax into the ropes, Corax springboards off the bottom rope, and connects with a spin kick that knocks Niles out of the ring. With Niles on the outside, Corax climbs the ropes and hits a corkscrew moonsault to the outside. Corax gets back in the ring, Niles is able to just make it before the ten count. Corax tries a super kick, Niles ducks it and sweeps Corax leg, Niles grabs Corax and quickly turns it into a Boston crab. Corax struggles to make it to the ropes, as he is about to grab the ropes, Niles releases the hold and drops an elbow across Corax lower back. Niles then plants a knee in Corax back and pulls back with a chin lock. Corax is able to fight to the ropes, after grabbing the bottom rope; Niles hooks his fingers in Corax mouth and tries to rip his mouth off of his head. Niles gets to his feet, Corax as well; Niles lifts Corax and hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker, keeping Corax stretched across his knee trying for the submission. Corax refuses to give up, so Niles throws him over the top rope to the floor. Niles follows Corax to the floor, scoops him up and slams him back first into the ring post, then turns it into a power slam on the concrete floor. Corax is in tremendous pain. Niles throws Corax back into the ring and follows him inside. Anderson then lifts Corax over his shoulder and pulls down on his chin, putting all the pressure on the small of Corax back. When Corax refuses to give up, Niles runs toward the corner and plants Corax chest first into the turnbuckle, then places him sitting on the top rope. Anderson climbs the ropes and hits a big superplex. Niles floats over and gets a two count. Niles climbs the ropes again, trying to finish Corax off, Corax is able to get to his feet and dive toward the ropes causing Niles to lose his balance and crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Corax gets to his feet, runs from the opposite side of the ring, leaps and hits a shining wizard to Anderson knocking him off the top rope to the arena floor. Anderson is laid out outside the ring; Corax is lying inside the ring. The ref is counting. As Corax gets to his feet, JW Westgaard comes out of nowhere and slams his hockey stick across the back of Corax skull. Then takes off again. Corax collapses into a heap on the mat. Niles slowly rolls back into the ring, drapes his arm across Corax, and the ref makes the three count.
WINNER in 15:49 Niles Anderson
CHRIS ALT vs. ENDO
Endo tries to attack from behind to start the match, but Alt bails out of the ring. Endo chases him around the ring, Alt stays ahead of him and slides back into the ring. By the time Endo gets back inside, he is met with a dropkick right to the mouth. With Endo down, Alt stomps on Endo’s claw hand. Alt climbs the ropes and connects with a beautiful flying leg drop. Cover gets a two count. Endo finally gets the advantage by raking the eyes. Now Endo takes over using power moves to keep the high flying Alt grounded. Endo gets a near fall after hitting a side Russian leg sweep, but Alt is able to get his hand on the ropes. Endo sends Alt to the ropes again but drops his head too soon; Alt rolls him up in a small package for a two count. Both men to their feet, Endo swings wildly with a clothesline, missing Alt, but KO-ing the ref. Alt doesn’t see the ref go down, slips behind Endo and rolls him up behind, bridging through for what surely would have been a pin. After several seconds Endo kicks out, Alt goes to check on the ref, Endo slips out of the ring and grabs a chair. Endo gets back into the ring and charges Alt with the chair, at the last second Alt is able to dropkick the chair back into Endo’s face. Endo falls out of the ring and crashes to the floor in a heap. As Alt is helping the ref regain his senses, outside the ring, Endo is sitting leaning against the ring post; blood is flowing down his face. Once Endo realizes that the blood is flowing freely, he snaps, staring at his blood soaked hands. In a craze, Endo storms the ring, pins Alt in the corner and begins wailing away at him. It is all Alt can do to cover up and deflect a few of the blows. Endo beats Alt down to the mat unmercifully. The ref threatens Endo with a disqualification; Endo turns to threaten the ref, allowing Alt to get to his feet again. Alt tries to come out of the corner, but Endo simply turns around and snatches him by the head, applying the dreaded claw. Alt screams in pain, but cannot break the claw. Both men tumble to the mat, blood is pouring from Alt’s head, and consciousness is slipping away. Endo is grinning in sadistic delight and his eyes roll into the back of his head. Alt is somehow able to roll his body so that it is Endo’s shoulders that are down and not his. Still in the grips of the devastating claw, Alt gets the three count on Endo. Seconds after the ref counts three, Alt passes out from the pain.
WINNER in 10:09 Chris Alt
Endo is oblivious to the fact that he lost the match, and does not release the claw, officials pour out from the back and finally get him to release the claw. They get Endo out of the ring and work on helping Alt back to the dressing room.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. ERIC O’MAC
AA offers his hand in friendship before the match starts; no one is buying it, not the crowd, not EOM. So AA does the next best thing and punches EOM in the mouth, grabs a headlock and takes EOM over to a side headlock on the mat. EOM is quickly back to his feet and shoots AA to the ropes, leapfrog over by EOM, AA rebounds and tries a clothesline, EOM reverses it into a crucifix pin attempt, AA gets out at two, both men to their feet, EOM grabs a headlock and takes AA over to a side headlock on the mat. AA works to his feet, both men are in a standing position, AA with the elbow in the midsection, he hits the ropes, but EOM catches him with a belly-to-belly over the shoulder toss. AA falls between the ropes to the arena floor; EOM follows him out with a suicide dive over the top rope. Outside the ring, EOM plants AA with a body slam on the floor, and hits a spinning leg drop from the apron. EOM rolls into the ring to break the count, climbs the turnbuckle, waits for AA to get to his feet and hits a rolling senton from the top rope. Both men down outside, the ref starts the ten count, both are able to get in just before the ten count. EOM stays on the offensive, with a vertical suplex followed by a split legged moonsault for a two count. Both men up, EOM tries a kick, AA catches his foot, EOM tries to turn it into a step over spin kick, but AA ducks and clotheslines the taste out of EOM’s mouth. With EOM on the mat, AA grabs both his legs and drops a knee right in the groin. AA takes the warning from the ref as EOM writhes in pain on the mat. AA argues with the ref until EOM gets to his feet, then AA reaches over and nails an RKO out of nowhere, cover gets only two as EOM gets his feet on the ropes. AA lifts EOM and drops him in a shoulder breaker and tosses him over the top rope. AA follows and tries a body slam on the floor; EOM wiggles free and pushes AA into the ring post. AA pulls up short just before he slams into the post, AA turns around and EOM tosses a chair at him, AA catches it, and EOM hits a VanDaminator. AA falls to the floor, EOM rolls back into the ring. AA lays on the outside for a moment, EOM waits inside but gets impatient. EOM goes to the ropes and reaches for AA, when he does, AA stands up and slams the steel chair across EOM’s head and face. Somehow the ref doesn’t see it. EOM goes limp and collapses across the bottom rope. AA rolls under the ropes, pulls EOM off the ropes and applies a meaningless claw as the ref counts out the unconscious EOM.
WINNER in 9:48 Attitude Adjuster
LI vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
MHJ and LI come to the ring together. For the second week in a row Moose is forced to face an Establishment mate. The two eye each other for a moment, LI shows respect by bowing to MHJ, big mistake, as LI bows, MHJ attacks punching LI in the nose, LI reels for a moment, then comes back with a chop to the chest that slows MHJ. Moose tries to come after LI, but LI is able to keep him a step behind him by repeatedly chopping him. Finally LI pins MHJ in the corner and chops away, leaving huge red welts on Jack’s chest. After a minute of this, Jack reverses it, and just opens up on LI, hammering away with taped fists, LI is bleeding from the nose, and the some of the red welts on Jacks chest have opened up and are bleeding. Jack beats on LI until he collapses in the corner; LI escapes by low blowing Jack. With Jack on the mat, LI waits for him to get to his knees then Tajiri kicks him in the side of the head, Jack goes down hard. LI covers but only gets a one count. LI gets Moose to his feet and whips him to the ropes; thrust kick takes MHJ off his feet again. LI lifts MHJ into a torture rack backbreaker, then turns it into a reverse DVD. Jack is down, LI rolls him over and makes another cover, Jack is just able to get his foot on the ropes at two. Jack is slow to get to his feet, when he does; LI knocks him into the corner with a thrust kick, then follows him in with a back elbow. Jack staggers from the corner, LI kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a pile driver. Before he can, Jack reverses it, standing up and slamming LI over his shoulder into the corner. The back of LI’s head snaps off the turnbuckle and LI goes down hard. Jack falls to the mat as well. LI is down and not moving, Jack gets to his feet and picks up the limp LI, Jack sets him up for a DDT, having to pick him up twice so he can drop him with it, at the last second LI uses a burst of strength and powers out of it, flipping MHJ over his back to the mat. LI falls to his knees, he slowly gets to his feet and walks over to Jack who is on his knees, Jack stops LI with a low blow, with LI doubled over in pain, Jack nails a neck snapping DDT. Jack helps LI to his feet again, only to take him back off his feet with a T-Bone suplex. Jack waits until LI gets to his feet again and hits a brutal clothesline. LI is now at his mercy and Jack knows it. Jack mounts LI and takes a few shots at LI’s forehead before picking him up and nearly breaking his neck with a pile driver. MHJ makes the cover, but somehow LI kicks out at two. Jack grins and helps LI to his feet, he sets him up and drops him with a vicious heart punch, Jack covers and this time LI cannot kick out.
WINNER in 12:01 Moosehead Jack
After the match, MHJ helps LI to his feet. The two men stand toe to toe for a moment, looking like they will certainly come to blows. Before a punch can be thrown, Niles, Endo and Morte make it to the ring and separate the two. After a few more tense minutes, the Establishment leaves the ring together.
Non-Tournament Matches
MARK VANDER & GIMMICKMAN vs. THE DRAGONS
For the third week in a row, the Dragons enter separately. BD and Vander start things off and BD manhandles Vander in the opening minutes ending the one-sided exchange with a T-Bone suplex and cocky Jericho-like pin attempt. He drags Vander to the Dragon's corner where he tags in SD. SD puts the boots to Vander then drills him into the mat with a modified side suplex that lands the smaller man on his shoulder. SD poses for the crowd and BD applauds him. Vander up slowly, but clubbed back down and dragged back to BD. BD once again gets the better of Vander ending this rally with a Dragon Suplex. SD looks on in approval despite only a 2 count. SD demands to get in and BD allows him in. SD batters Vander with some punches and a head butt. He gives BD a look and Vander gets in a quick roll up. SD kills him with a clothesline. BD offers his hand, but SD declines. Vander punches his way to his feet and nails a quick dropkick to the knees. Vander attempts a tag, but SD recovers and German suplexes him back towards the middle of the ring. He taunts Gimmick, giving Vander enough time to recover and hit a quick neck breaker. Tag to Gimmick and he runs SD over with a shoulder tackle. BD watches as Gimmick beats the hell out of SD ending the offensive flurry with an Irish whip/power slam combo for 2. SD creates some separation with a thumb to the eye and some head rocking punches. Gimmick gets in a few shots of his
own, but has his suplex attempt is countered into a sit down front suplex. Cover gets 2 and BD finally allowed into the match. Gimmick explodes from the mat with a clothesline. He presses his advantage with a back breaker and a delayed suplex that gets a 2. BD regains the advantage and goes to work on the leg with a shin breaker and a couple of Dragon Screw Leg Whips. First attempt at a DRAGON LOCK~!!! is denied, but as Gimmick crawls to his partner, BD drags him back to the middle and slams his knee into the mat. DRAGON LOCK~!!! applied but quickly broken up by Vander. SD
shoves the ref out the way and drills Vander with an overhead suplex to the outside. SD hot shots Vander into the ring post before pulling up the mat and exposing the concrete. SD gets a maniacal look in his eyes and murders Vander with an OMEN DRIVER~!!! BD is caught off guard by the brutality of his partner and gets rolled up fort the three. SD gives BD an odd look before leaving.
WINNERS in 11:44 GimmickMan and Mark Vander.
After the match, Vander’s management team is back in the ring, they grab the mic and congratulate the two and declare that GimmickMan and Mark Vander are the NEW Rocky Mountain Mile High World Tag Team Champions! Another great victory for their charge. Vander’s management hands out t-shirts and caps that read “New Rocky Mountain Mile High Tag Team Champions of the WOOOOOOOORLD – Mark Vander and GimmickMan!” Confetti falls to the ring, and Vander’s management team gets Vander and a confused GimmickMan to pose with their latest product endorsement – a box of Depends Ultra-Absorbent Sleepy Time Briefs! The party continues into the night!
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. MICROPLAY – First Blood Match
Dragon has the obvious advantage here, wearing a mask and all. Headlock sequence to start goes nowhere. CD hits a couple of arm drags, and as Microplay takes a break on the outside, CD pulls out a nice tope con hilo as the first highspot. CD goes for a pile driver on the outside, by Micro reverses it and CD's back crashes against the guardrail. Micro briefly breaks the refs count before grabbing CD and locking on an abdominal stretch. Micro is working on CD's mask, trying to expose his face. CD breaks it up with a hip toss and both men are back in the ring. Micro hits a gut-wrench suplex before going back outside to grab a chair. Micro hits a neat inverted power slam on the chair, then locks on an STF, again going after the mask. CD makes it to the ropes, and uses them to pull himself up. Micro keeps a hold of CD's leg however, but CD uses the top rope to hit an enzuigiri. CD back up slowly and hits a dropkick to Micro's knee. CD off the ropes and goes for a spinning DDT, but Micro blocks it and hits a northern lights suplex. Micro to the outside and he's looking for something behind the timekeepers desk. CD backs up and he springs out of the ring with an attempted flying cross body but eats the ring bell instead. CD is just about out of it when Micro finds what he was looking for, a barbed wire covered baseball bat! Micro tosses CD back into the ring and climbs the ropes holding the bat. CD gets to his feat and Micro comes off the top rope with a blow to CD's head with the bat. The mask is ripped, but still no signs of blood. Micro goes for another blow, but CD ducks and hits a dragon kick. CD grabs the bat and tears the barbwire off it. But before he can do anything Microplay comes back with a low blow! Micro picks up the barbed wire and tries to cut up CD's face, but again the mask prevents and blood shed. Micro is getting frustrated and wraps the wire around his elbow and goes up top for the Faraway. He flies off the top but CD moves at the last moment. Dragon pick up Micro and is going for a reverse DDT, but Micro spins out of it and tries one of his own. The wire is slipping down Micro's arm now, as CD reverses out of the reverse DDT attempt. Dragon appears to be going for the Dragon Sleeper, but Micro blocks it and locks on a modified cobra clutch! The barbed wire is now around CD's neck! The ref looks confused not knowing what to do, but Micro locks the hold in tighter and the wire rips into Dragons neck causing a bloody mess at 19:07 as Microplay wins the first match of their three match series!
WINNER in 19:07 Microplay
CONCRETE TG vs. HELLION
The two commence a little one-up-man ship and match hold for hold on the mat until Concrete comes out on top after an impossibly fast reversal into a pinning predicament. Another lock up and Hellion quickly drops CTG with a leg trip. Still holding Hellion's
hand. A rapid succession of pin fall attempts and counters ends when Hellion rolls through a sunset flip and nails CTG with a dropkick to the face. Hellion takes control for a minute with some forearms and chops. Irish whip/drop kick combo gets a 2 and Hellion presses the advantage with several stinging kicks and chops. Hard Irish whip into the corner and CTG falls to the mat. Hellion hits a springboard turn around leg drop for two. CTG fights his way out of Hellion's modified camel clutch and catches him with a sidekick. Slow to cover and Hellion rolls the shoulder at two. Both begin punching from their knees and Hellion nails a surprise head butt and float over cover for another two. CTG gets toe tripped and Hellion locks in a half Boston Crab. CTG makes the ropes and Hellion rewards him with a sling shot elbow to the small of the back. Attempts a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but CTG counters into an arm bar. Hellion quickly grabs the ropes. CTG goes to work on the arm and hits a northern light suplex with a hammerlock for 2. Hellion hits a hurricarana out of nowhere and nearly keeps CTG down. Drop toehold strangles Hellion across the middle rope. Inside-out leg drop connects and Hellion is nearly counted out while CTG writhes in pain. Hellion locks in a triangle choke and CTG's hand drops twice. In a display of true grit, CTG hits an electric chair drop. Both men up at eight and slugging it out. Hellion reverses an Irish whip into a waist scissors, which CTG counters into a beautiful wheelbarrow suplex. Cover on gets two. Hellion counters the CEMENT MIXER ATTEMPT~!!! but CTG counters the counter into a pin fall that keeps nearly all of Hellion's weight on his shoulder.
WINNER in 15:14 and still IC Champ - "Concrete" Takaken Gryphon.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. BEAST
Beast wastes little time laying into Viper. After some hellacious right hands, Beast levels Viper with a short arm clothesline. The ref tries to explain to Beast that the match hasn't even started. Viper picks himself up and nails Beast with a belt shot to the back of the head. The ref looks to DQ, but Viper reminds him that the match hasn't started. Bell rings and Viper gets a two. Goes to work on the head, but Beast back body drops his way out of a DDT attempt. Beast attempts to regain his bearings and Viper hits a flying forearm that rocks the big man. A drop kick to the face drops him to one knee. Viper charges again only to be leveled by a clothesline. Beast is fired up and goes on the offensive, culminating in a brain rattling power bomb for a two count. Viper goes to the eyes and then knee. Beast fights back to a vertical base, but Viper short circuits that with a quick thrust to the neck. Viper goes to work and even manages an impressive scoop slam. Viper gets cocky and attempts a suplex, but Beast reverses into a modified face buster. Short rally of clotheslines lead Viper into a big boot that knocks him out of the
ring. Beast follows and gets toe tripped into the ring post for his trouble. He then slips a link or so of chain from his tights and drills him between the eyes. Viper demands Beast be counted out. Just then, Canadian Dragon seemingly materializes out of nowhere and cracks Viper in the back of the head with a chain. Ref calls for the bell. And Beast appears ready to kill Dragon.
CD: Hold on big man. This fight was not yours to win. Look at the way our "champ" wanted to retain. The title that he (kicks a recovering Viper in the head) holds should represent the very best our company has to offer. Yet every minute he holds it is an assault upon my honor and a slap in the face off all these good fans that pay to see us compete. And that cannot be forgiven. So when I regain my title, I will bring prestige back to it and you and all the others who have been screwed by Microplay and this unworthy sack of crap will receive title shots where you don't have to worry about screw job after screw job.
Canadian Dragon drops the mic and leaves Beast to stew in his anger. Of course this is when Viper recovers. A smile spreads across Beast's face and he murders Viper with a BIG CLUB O' DEATH~!!!
WINNER in 24:01 by DQ - Beast
Camera cuts to the back and we see Grunt being escorted out of the building by security. Grunt is somewhere between rage and tears. As they get to the parking lot Moosehead Jack is waiting by Grunt’s rental car. The two stare at each other for a moment.
Gru: “Moose, I, I thought I had him, I’m sorry I let the Establishment down <Grunt sounds like he is about to break down>
MHJ: “Don’t worry about it, we already got our lawyers working on getting you back here. Until then, big man, you are headed to Japan.”
Gru: “Japan? For what I…”
MHJ: “Calm down, rumor has it that Blade has a couple of brothers who are getting their start over in Big Super Pro Wrestling, maybe you can break them in, or just break them”
Gru: <grinning> Heh Heh yeah, I can’t get to that fool Blade, but he cannot protect his brothers from all the way over here. You still gonna take care of him?”
MHJ: “Oh yeah, Blade’s a dead man. We’ll let you know what happens.”
The two shake hands and Grunt drives away, leaving Moose standing in an empty parking lot with an evil grin on his face.
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