OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 3
Live! From Springfield South Dakota
OOWF Jobber Tournament FinalsDR STONE COLD DEATH VON ERICH vs. HI-VO SAKAMOTO vs. FUMUNDA MUNGAll 3 men are already in the ring. The Ring announcer gets on the stick and begins the introductions.
Ladies and Gentlemen; This is the Final Match of the 2009 OOWF Jobbers Tournament. This match is a Triple Threat Elimination Match, with the winner earning a future Title shot to be designated by the General Manager. And now, the participants. Introducing first, The Duane Gil Bracket Winner. From Denton County, Texas, weighing in tonight at 256 pounds, Dr. Stone Cold Death Von Erich!
His opponent, Weighing in at 298 pounds, from the Galapagos Islands, Survivor of the George South Bracket, Fumunda Mung!
And their opponent, From Tokyo Japan, weighing in at 209 pounds. Winner of the Jake Milliman Bracket, he is Hi-Vo Sakamoto!The crowd offers some polite applause and the referee calls for the bell. The three men slowly circle each other, and the crowd begins to cheer louder. Von Erich steps back, and gestures broadly for Mung and Sakamoto to ‘Go Ahead.’ Mung and Sakamoto exchange glances and then POW! DSCDVE gets laid out but a pair of savat kicks to the gut. Von Erich crumbles to the mat and falls to the arena floor. Hi-Vo and Fumunda enjoy a brief smile, then they lock up and Sakamoto gets tossed into a corner by Mung. Blistering knife-edge chops leave Hi-Vo’s chest red. Mung grabs Hi-Vo by the hair and repeatedly rams his head into the top turnbuckle. The Crowd counts along 7…8….9…. and Sakamoto blocks the 10th attempt. He throws a back elbow at Mung, who backs up, allows Hi-Vo to turn around to face him, then Mung grabs Sakamoto by the hair again, and delivers repeated head butts to his opponent. Sakamoto falls to the mat, and Mung stomps on him a couple times, when from behind Von Erich splashes Mung out of nowhere! DSCDVE scoops him up and drops him with a big body slam. Off the ropes quickly with a knee drop. A quick cover nets just a 1 count, and Sakamoto greets Von Erich as he gets to his feet with a super kick. DSCDVE crumbles and Sakamoto attempts a cover, only to have Mung drag him off.
Mung with an Irish whip on Sakamoto. Big back drop. Mung hits the ropes and levels Hi-Vo with a huge shoulder. Von Erich attempts a school boy rollup on Mung, and gets a 2 count. All 3 men are back to their feet, and Von Erich takes the offensive this time, cracking Hi-Vo with a couple of forearms shots before Mung pulls him back and drops him with a standing belly-to-back suplex. Mung pops up and eats a super kick! Sakamoto scurries to the top, and leaps off with a Phoenix Splash onto Von Erich. Cover for 1…2… and DSCDVE is just able to avoid elimination. Mung pounces, and drops an elbow on Sakamoto. Von Erich staggers to his feet and ends up in the path of an Irish whip. A sickening thud echoes through the arena as Sakamoto’s & Von Erich’s skulls collide. Hi-Vo falls limply through the ropes and to the arena floor.
Fumunda Mung wastes no time inflicting pain on Von Erich. Measured Elbow drops. He drags Von Erich into the corner for a Banzai Drop. Not even attempting a cover, Von Erich is propped against the bottom turnbuckle. Umanga Butt Splash! DSCDVE may well be concussed! Mung drags him to his feet. Another hard whip into the ropes leads to a Black Hole Slam! Mung drapes DSCDVE across the top turnbuckle and pounds away on his back a few times, then climbs to the top and sets up for a Top Rope Samoan Drop. Mung flies off the turnbuckle, but in mid air Von Erich shifts his weight and they land together with Von Erich pinning Mung in a kind of crucifix position. The official is out of position (checking on Sakamoto, who has begun to stir on the floor) and has to run around the pair to get in position for a 1…2… and Mung rolls out of the pin. Both men are slow getting up. Von Erich gets to a vertical base first, and KICK! WHAM! STUNNER! and Mung is back down. Von Erich is slow to cover, and Mung is able to kick out at 2. DSCDVE up first, and, with the support of the crowd, beckons Mung to his feet. IRON CLAW! IRON CLAW! IRON CLAW! Mung desperately clutches at Von Erich’s wrist. Von Erich seems to be empowered by the crowd and forces Fumunda to his knees. The Crowd begins to buzz loudly, and Von Erich begins to nod his head, confident that a submission is imminent. BUZZSAW KICK FROM THE TOP ROPE! Hi-Vo Sakamoto connects to the back of Von Erich’s head. He collapses on top on Mung, and the referee makes a count. 1…2…, but Mung has a foot on the rope, and the official has to break his count. Sakamoto delivers each man a vicious kick to the head and drags Von Erich off Mung and centers him in the middle of the ring. Hi-Vo climbs a turnbuckle and seems ready to fly, when Mung lurches up and shakes the top rope. Sakamoto loses his balance and tumbles to the mat. Mung is the first one up and grabs his adversaries. Noggin Knocker! Von Erich collapses to the mat again, and Sakamoto rolls under the bottom turnbuckle. Mung to the top….. Diving Head butt…..NOBODY HOME! Von Erich rolls over at the last moment and Mung eats a face full of canvas. Von Erich pushes Fumunda over and falls on top of him.1…2….3! Fumunda Mung has been Eliminated.
Von Erich doesn’t even move as the announcement is made. He has clearly taken the most punishment to this point. Sakamoto gets back in the ring and pulls DSCDVE to his feet. Thrust chop to the neck. Blistering chops to the chest. Von Erich staggers back against the ropes and continues to be beaten. European uppercuts. Whip into the ropes, and Hi-Vo lets loose with a super kick. Von Erich ducks and crotches Sakamoto with his knee. Scoop slam. Fist drop. And Von Erich screams out, rallying the crowd behind him. High delay vertical suplex. big jumping elbow drop. Cover for 2. Another scoop slam prefaces a tombstone attempt. DSCDVE has his man up, but Sakamoto is able to leg scissor Von Erich’s head and take him to the mat. Both men pop up and Sakamoto arm drags Von Erich across the ring. Von Erich gets up.. and eats a Pele Kick! Sakamoto to the top rope… and flies off, hitting DSCDVE with a CORKSCREW SOMERSAULT ELBOWDROP! The impact bounces Hi-Vo across the ring, and he is slow crawling over to make the cover. 1…2…and No! Von Erich gets the shoulder up and the crowd pops! Both men stagger to their feet, and we see several members of the OOWF roster standing on the entrance ramp taking this one in, not able to believe that wasn’t a 3 count. Sakamoto charges in, knife-edge chops a-flyin’ Von Erich reverses course and begins to wail away with elbow smashes to the forehead. Von Erich whips Sakamoto into the ropes. Hi-Vo ducks a clothesline, and hits the far rope. DSCDVE ducks down and backdrops Hi-Vo. Sakamoto was ready for that, and flips in mid air, lands on his feet. Von Erich turns around, and The crowd hears a CRACK as the lightning fast super kick connects with DSCDVE’s jaw. His eyes roll back and dramatically, the Texan flops to the mat. Sakamoto falls back on top of him and the referee pounds out 1…2…3! Winner, in 21:53 Hi-Vo Sakamoto!
The Crowd shows its appreciation and gives both men a well deserved standing ovation as Sakamoto pulls Von Erich to his feet. The OOWF superstars on the ramp applaud along. GM the Rick comes to ringside with the Huge Ornante Trophy to present to the winner. Sakamoto accepts and suddenly BLASTS it across Von Erich’s Skull! The Crowd sits in stunned silence as Hi-Vo leaves the ring and heads up the ramp. The OOWFers part and allow him to pass without incident, no one exactly sure what to make of what they just witnessed.
Russ: Bah Gawd! That no Good Sonofabitch! After that amazing performance, he has to go and ruin the moment like that.
Razz: Russ, I agree, You might have won a free title shot, but He DEFINITELY lost some respect with the boys in the back tonight. THIM REYNOLDS vs. HUBERT H. HUMPHREY IVHHH IV makes his way to the ring, how do we describe him, hmmmmmm
this guy, only younger with long hair and mutton chops. Everyone got that image? Good. HHHIV makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes while “Playing the Game” blares over the speakers. It’s just different enough to avoid copyright infringement, cause lord knows no one in the OOWF wants Lemmy after them. Anyway, HHHIV waits in the ring while Thim Reynolds is announced. Thim made his return to the OOWF last week by helping Drink & Destroy beat down Run DEA. Thim gets a nice reaction from the crowd, but he largely ignores it as he makes his way to the ring. Thim steps between the ropes and HHHIV immediately charges across the ring and tries to attack, but Thim side steps and shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops. Thim sends HHHIV to the ropes and elevates him high in the air, then drives him down right onto his knee stomach first. Thim snarls and pulls HHHIV to his feet and grabs him in a half nelson and pops his hips and sends HHHIV over onto his head. HHHIV sits up, woozy, he has no idea where he is. Thim bounds off the ropes and connects with a diving clothesline to the back of HHHIV’s head that bounces his forehead off the mat and sends him backward flat on his back. Thim runs the ropes and drops the Chirobow right into the small of HHHIV’s back. HHHIV howls in pain, but Thim is just getting started. He pulls him to his knees and grabs the back of his head, then unleashes a barrage of knees to HHHIV’s face. Thim won’t let him fall to the mat, instead he pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with the NECK CRACKER then keeps spinning and DROPS him with the NECK CUTTER! Thim could end it here if he wanted to, but he really doesn’t. Instead he sends HHHIV into the corner chest first and follows him in with a knee to the small of the back. Thim then sets HHHIV on the top rope, climbs to the bottom rope and grabs him around the waist and hits a HIGH ANGLE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX on HHHIV! He is dead. Thim wastes no time in walking across the ring and locking HHHIV in the reflex-o-lock! It takes HHHIV about three seconds to start tapping the mat furiously. Thim keeps the pressure on for a few extra seconds before finally releasing the hold. Quite an impressive return for Thim Reynolds.
WINNER in 3:21 – Thim Reynolds
SYB vs. CHRIS COLE vs. TYTAN vs. THE DEADS-Y-B is the first competitor to make his way to the ring. He enters to the strains of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC. The crowd boos him, because he's a heel. Next up is Chris Cole, who air guitars to the song "Master of Puppets" by Metallica. He gets a pretty positive reaction. The Dead enters next, entering to the song "Doomsday Clock" by The Smashing Pumpkins. Finally, Tytan does his whole thing, to his new entrance theme. Mixed reaction here. All competitors are inside the ring, referee Sterling Glaw calls for the bell, and this match is underway!
Russ: Bah Gawd, this should be an interesting four-way, Razz. These men have such contrasting styles.
Razz: I think I favor Tytan in this kind of match-up. He's off the chain!The three other competitors seem to agree with him, starting the match by triple teaming him. They force him into the corner with various blows. Shots and stomps to Tytan. The Dead and S-Y-B run in with dual back elbows to the chest. Tytan lies there stunned as Cole climbs up for the mounted punches. Cole doesn't get far, however, before he is thrown off by a furious Tytan. Tytan charges and takes down both Dead and S-Y-B with a double clothesline. Cole comes up from behind and schoolboys him, getting the mandatory schoolboy two count before Tytan kicks out with authority. Cole quickly scrambles to his feet and runs in trying to cut off Tytan before he gets up, but Tytan nails him with a shot to the gut. Cole doubles over, and Tytan grabs him in a headlock and drops him with a swinging neck breaker. Tytan covers for a two count of his own.
Tytan gets up and is immediately dropkicked back down by both S-Y-B and the Dead. S-Y-B holds down Tytan in a snap mare position, as the Dead hits the ropes, but the Dead swerves around both men and nails S-Y-B with a kick to the back of the head. Geez, S-Y-B may be out like a light. Cover by The Dead, one, two, three, and S-Y-B has been eliminated.
The Dead stands up in triumph only to get decked by Tytan. He fires lefts and rights, each one catching Dead square on the head. Cole charges at him from behind, but Tytan spins around in time to Decapitate him. Tytan turns back to The Dead, just in time for Dead to Close His Casket! Tytan drops, but surprisingly manages to stay on one knee. The Dead puts a stop to that, however, by hitting the ropes for a big boot and this time Tytan hits the mat. Dead wastes no more time, and locks in the Deadlock! Tytan grunts to indicate he’s in mind-crushing, will-destroying, agonizing pain.
Tytan refuses to tap, though, and this has been enough time for Cole to recover from that Decapitator. For whatever reason, he decides to break up the submission, which he does with his trademark second rope elbow drop. Cole picks up The Dead for a spine buster. Tytan gets up just in time to get rocked by a running clothesline. The Dead is up again and this time Cole opts for a kick to the gut, followed by a front headlock. He starts to hoist up The Dead for a suplex, but it’s not working as The Dead blocks and reverses it, dropping Cole in a brain buster.
The crowd starts to get behind him as he heads to the top rope. He leaps off the top, flying senton... crashes and burns as Cole manages to get out of the way. Cole quickly takes advantage of the change in momentum, locking on a Raised Texas Cloverleaf! Judging by the look on The Dead’s face, he’s hurting bad. Cole is relentless, keeping the hold firmly locked on... until Tytan, from out of nowhere, nails him with a boot to the back of the skull! Cole is seeing stars. Tytan drags him to the corner, and sets him up on the top rope. It’s the Ultimo Ending! The huge Tytan doesn’t even have to move to score the pin fall. Chris Cole has been eliminated.
It’s now Tytan and The Dead in a one on one situation, and Tytan seems to have the advantage as he stomps away on his prone opponent. He drags up The Dead and hurls him into a Tree of Woe position, and begins the Hostile Take-Over with repeated stomps to the chest. He calmly walks to the opposite corner and chills for a second before charging in with the baseball slide. He really lays out for it, which is unfortunate because The Dead pulls himself up, and he crotches himself. Both men take a fair deal of time to recover, finally Tytan manages to extricate himself from his awkward position and The Dead climbs down from the turnbuckle. The Dead pulls up Tytan and Irish whips him, reversal, and The Dead springboards off the second rope for a DDT! That swung the momentum in his favor, and the crowd starts to get behind him. Tytan is having none of this, however, and starts to get to his feet, but The Dead grabs him with a small package. One, two, but Tytan shifts his weight, rolling the two men over. As Glaw begins to count the pin fall, Tytan reaches out and grabs the second rope, somehow giving him more leverage. Not this way! Not this way!
WINNER in 24:14 - Tytan
THE AMNESIAC vs. ERIC O’MACThe lights go out in the area and crowd gets restless as seconds tick by then we hear it…
“Com’on man”….followed by “Don’t call it a comeback!” Then the arena explodes with pyro and out swaggers Eric O’Mac …Eric makes his way to the ring gesturing to the crowd.
The lights switch from the red, white and blue to the bright neon green…Alice in Chains blare from the speakers and through the smoke out walks The Amnesiac…the crowd pops and TA runs to the ring and slides in…Eric slides out the other side giving the ring to TA. TA jumps up on the corner and plays to the crowd…he jumps down and sitting on the second rope he hold the ropes and gestures for Eric to enter the ring. Eric steps thru the other side and the bell rings we are under way…
TA and Eric square off in the center of the ring. Collar and elbow tie up, TA slides behind and grabs Eric in a headlock, TA steps on the inside of Eric’s leg and taking him to his knees, Eric reverses with a fireman carry followed by an arm bar, TA rolls through to his feet and pins Eric shoulders, a quick kick out and both men are back to their feet…
O’Mac quicker of the two, Irish whips TA to the ropes and catches him with a sidewalk slam. Eric up and follows up with an elbow to TA's chest...Eric lifts TA up and sends him to the ropes, TA leapfrogs O’Mac and rebounds from the other set of ropes with a flying elbow. Down goes O’Mac, TA bounces off the ropes again and lands a big leg drop. Down for a cover...one, two and Eric kicks out. TA grabs O’Mac and puts him in an Angle Lock…Eric rolls his shoulders and kicks TA off him…
Once again both men up, Eric limping a little…Eric slaps TA…TA slaps O’Mac…Eric slaps TA…he grabs TA and sends him to the ropes, O’Mac catches TA with a tilt-a-whirl slam…O’Mac follows up with a People’s elbow that rocks TA. Eric for a pin…one, two…and TA kicks out…Eric grabs TA as both men get back to their feet, O’Mac places TA in a headlock. TA tries to sling Eric to the ropes but O’Mac hangs on…wrenches on the headlock even more…TA tries one more time to whip Eric to the ropes…
Eric come off the ropes and TA leap frogs Eric and hits the other side both men coming off the ropes TA catches Eric with a hurricanrana, reaches back and grabs O’Mac’s legs for a pin…one, two and Eric kicks out TA lands on his feet and immediately grabs Eric’s legs and goes for the walls of Jericho… O’Mac inches closer to the ropes and TA pulls him back to the center of the ring. Eric is in pain…he raises his hand will he submit?
No he again inches his way to the ropes, ref calls for the break…1…2..3…4, TA breaks the hold and Eric slides out of the ring…He is limping for real now. TA slides out to go after O’Mac…TA has evil intentions. He grabs Eric and prepares to whip him into the steel steps, Eric reverses it, Eric sends TA into a cameraman. Oh no…the cameraman is down, TA is down…folks we need to go to a commercial break…
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Eric has TA in a headlock down on the mat…he gets up, pulling TA up with him and delivers The Smackdown…TA is done. O’Mac is going to the corner…he is up to the top rope, he’s going for the Mac Attack…but wait the new cameraman is on the ring apron…the cameraman hits the ropes and causes Eric to fall off the top rope…whoever the new cameraman is, he just inadvertently knocked Eric off the ropes…Eric is up and he is going after the cameraman… TA rolls O’Mac up from behind 1….2….3 TA wins…The Amnesiac raises his hand and walks to the ropes to leave…the new cameraman is still there…the cameraman hits TA with the camera….what the hell…TA is laid open… Eric is up and the cameraman is in the ring…he hits O’Mac with what is left of the camera…GOOD GOD!
Wait that’s not a cameraman….that’s Alexander Darling! He had a disguise on…He grabs Eric and delivers a Darling Driver on Eric O’Mac…This is out of hand folks…This man should be fined or fired, hell both! That damn dirty Darling!
WINNER in 13:41 0 The Amnesiac
THE HEROES GUILD vs. ALEXIS DARLING, ALEXANDER DARLING & DAVIN MORELANDTime for some action between two of the prominent stables in the OOWF and these two have some commonalties more recently as Alexander Darling has taken up the mantle of Darling Man and seems to be working as one of the Heroes. But tonight there is no alter-ego, it is just Alexander Darling and he is teaming with his sister and fellow Run DEA member Davin Moreland. Alex and Davin gave up the chance to be tag team champions this week to allow their partners Phantos & Lucios a chance to regain their championships. So, after some card reshuffling, it’s time for this match to begin as “Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva starts to play. Davin, Alexander, and Alexis step out into the arena at the same time with Samantha at Davin’s side. And they receive a very unwelcome reception here in Springfield, but since they are used to such a reaction they all manage to avoid the trash being thrown their way. All 4 members of Run DEA make it into the ring and climb a different turnbuckle to hit a douche bag pose. Alexander takes perch on one turnbuckle as his sister Alexis joins him and stands in front of him between his legs. Davin and Samantha point and pass an inside joke between them, but nothing further develops as Joe Satriani’s “With Jupiter in Mind” hits and The Heroes Guild enters the arena to a massive ovation. As they start making their way down the aisle, Nayr is making a spectacle of pointing at Alexander and seemingly giving off an “I told you so” vibe.
Alexis and Sam argue about whatever it was that Sam was joking about as they step out onto the apron and Samantha hops down to the floor. Inside the ring, Davin and Alexander seem to be competing in a tough, epic battle of rock, paper, scissors and it looks Alex is the winner as he throws out rock to Davin’s scissors. Typical Darling smirk as he turns and sees Damon Wrath standing inside the ring on the opposite side. Junior Hale calls for the bell and we’re underway. Wrath and Darling circle one another and it looks like DW is trying to quote scripture and AD does an eye roll as he goes for the collar-and-elbow tie up. Alex gains the advantage and takes Wrath over with a snap mare and then blasting him in the back with a kick. Damon feels the effect of that but he rolls with and gets back to his feet and charges at Alex to take him down with a clothesline. DW goes to drop an elbow, but Darling is able to roll out of the way. Damon tries for a second, but again AD is able to avoid it and this time he backs up into his corner. He feels a slap on his back and he looks up to see Lexie stepping inside the ring.
From across the ring, it looks like Nayr is chomping at the bit to get in the ring and it looks like Damon is going to give him his wish, but at the last second, CTG reaches out his hand and accepts the tag in place of Nayr. Crete steps into the ring and seems to be explaining that this isn’t the time or place for Nayr to approach a female of Alexis’ stature. As they discuss the fine, fine merits of Lexie’s ass, she awaits CTG and as soon as he turns around Darling takes him over with a deep arm drag. Gryfon and Alexis get back up at the same time and as Crete charges again, Alexis takes him down with another arm drag and this time she doesn’t let go as she locks in an ~ARMBAR~. She maneuvers herself around to get close and she reaches up and makes the tag to her brother. He leaps over the top and comes down across Crete’s arm. He locks CTG’s arm into a chicken wing position as he reaches back out and tags his sister back in. As Alex steps back out onto the apron, it looks like he’s discussing something with Davin. After a moment of conversation, Alex shrugs and Davin hops off the apron and heads over to the announce table.
Davin: Razz the former Duplex Landlord, Russ the current waste of announcer space. Davin Moreland the 2-time OOWF World Heavyweight Champion figured you two deserved to be graced with some actual talent today.Russ: I can’t say that I’m happy to have you here.Davin: The Russ shouldn’t say anything. Just be glad that Davin Moreland has taken time out of his strenuous match.Razz: Speaking of your match, why aren’t you up there?Davin: It’s too bad Razz the former Duplex Landlord is a shell of his former self or else he would realize that the Wonder Twins are handling things just fine. Davin Moreland has said some harsh things about Alexis Darling the wrestler in the past, but even someone like Russ, who can only see out of one eye can see the chemistry between the Wonder Twins.Inside the ring, Davin Moreland seems to be correct as the Darlings continue to tag in and out at will and keep working over the arm of Takaken. Currently, Lexie Darling has locked Crete into another chicken wing and this time she scoops him arm and slams him down on the arm. She reaches down and grabs Crete by the mask and whips him hard into the corner. CTG avoids the charge and does a midair twist to take Alexis over in a sunset flip…
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Alexis kicks out. She gets up to her feet first and as CTG gets to his knees, Lexie attempts a SHINING WIZARD, but Crete is able to duck under and does a barrel roll into his corner and tags in Nayr. Nayr comes in with all the energy in the world and he takes Alexis down with a hip toss. He catches the brother coming in and gets up high for a drop kick to take Alex off his feet. He turns back towards Lexie and hits a drop kick on her as well for good measure. Nayr gets a good pop from the crowd as he’s the only person standing in the ring right now, or so he thinks. In his corner Damon Wrath is trying to get his attention and is excitedly pointing behind Nayr. He finally realizes and he turns around to eat a vicious OVER-THE-TOP SHOULDERBLOCK and Nayr goes flying all the way through the ropes to the outside.
Damon Wrath makes his way into the ring and while Davin still has the size advantage, DW is in no way as small as Nayr and he shows this by stepping right up to Moreland and taking a swing. And now Wrath and Moreland are trading punches in the center of the ring.
Moreland gains the upper hand and he takes Wrath down with a long delayed vertical suplex. He doesn’t let go though as he rolls it over and he lifts DW up once again and this time he hits a delayed BRAINBUSTER. But for the third time, DM doesn’t let go and he rolls through once again and lifts Wrath straight up in the air. CTG has finally recovered and looks to intercept Moreland’s attempt but he is cut off by a SPEAR from Alexander Darling. Meanwhile Moreland concludes his THREE AMIGOS by just releasing Wrath for the third move. Alexander and Gryfon are slugging it out in one corner of the ring and outside the ring, Nayr is just getting back to his feet. Inside the ring, it looks like Davin is getting ready to fly, but he’s stopped at the last second by Alexis Darling. She makes a motion for something and Davin nods. Moreland whips Alexis towards the ropes and as she rebounds back towards Davin, he grabs her as he falls back and slingshots her over the top rope. She does two twists in mid-air and crashes right into Nayr on the outside.
Inside the ring, CTG has gotten the upper hand on the male Darling. Crete whips Alex hard into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. And then a second. And now Gryfon climbs the turnbuckles and starts punching away. The crowd is counting along, but they stop abruptly at SIX as Moreland comes up from behind and gets CTG into a power bomb position. Alexander shakes some cobwebs loose as he quickly climbs up the turnbuckles and as soon as Moreland hits a canvas shaking power bomb, Darling leaps off the top…
O’MAC DARLING ATTACK connects. Darling follows up and makes the cover…
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Wrath makes the save. And now Alexis is back in the ring and pulls Wrath off to the corner. Alexander joins his sister as Moreland continues to work over Crete. Moreland continues to work over CTG’s arm as Alexander hits some nice combination elbows on Damon. DW falls to his behind as he sits in the corner. Alexander lifts his sister up into an inverted suplex position and releases her and she lands feet first right into Damon’s chest. Alexander heads to a near corner and he’s about to get a running start for a face wash on Wrath, but he doesn’t make it halfway as Nayr is back and he almost takes Alex’s head off with a spring board leg lariat. Alexis tosses Damon Wrath to the outside as she heads over to Nayr and now they start trading shots. Davin has peeled off from Crete and joins Lexie in working over Nayr. DM locks in a FULL NELSON on Nayr and follows it up with a nice TIGER SUPLEX that puts Nayr parallel to CTG but a few feet away. Davin calls LD over and he hoists her up and gets her standing on his shoulders. Alexis leaps off and hits a 450 SPLASH on Concrete and as soon as Lexie leaps, Davin takes a quick step and hits a STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS on Nayr. Meanwhile, Alex Darling has rolled to the outside and DW whips him hard into the barricade.
Alexis whips Nayr into the corner, but he runs up the turnbuckle, moonsaults back, and he catches Alexis coming in with an INVERTED DDT. Crete has started to fight back against Davin and takes him off his feet with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. On the outside, Darling has reversed Damon’s second attempt to whip him into the barricade and AD goes low on DW. Junior Hale is so caught up with the action in the ring that he isn’t able to keep track of what’s going on outside the ring and doesn’t notice as Alexander Darling takes a steel chair from the time keeper and plants it between Damon’s eyes. Darling is going to town on Wrath and completely taking him out of the picture. He’s not done yet as he removes the televisions from the Zimbabwe Announce Table. Darling clears enough space and he drags Wrath up onto the table. DW is pouring blood, but he is still trying to fight back, but it’s all in vain as Alex gets him lifted onto his shoulders. He places Damon’s arm across his own throat…DARLING DRIVER through the table. Damon Wrath may be dead. It takes Alex a minute or two to get back to his feet, but he finally does and he’s about to enter the ring.
Inside the ring, Alexis and Davin have taken control and are actually working in perfect unison. Junior Hale has finally taken notice of the carnage on the outside and he’s calling medical personnel to come down and help Damon Wrath to the back. Davin and Lexie, meanwhile, have hit stereo scoop slams on Concrete and Nayr, respectively. They follow that up with transitions into stereo surfboards. And then stereo Run DEA CURBSTOMPS. Such teamwork being shown by Run DEA tonight and there just seems to be a little bit off with this version of The Heroes Guild. Just as Run DEA is about to get back to full-strength inside the ring with Alexander Darling rejoining the festivities, there is a loud cheer from the crowd as Eric O’Mac enters the ring from behind Davin Moreland with a sledgehammer. O’Mac takes a swing and lands the sledgehammer right into the heavily taped ribs of Davin Moreland. DM falls to the mat in pain and just as Alexander is about to charge Eric he holds up the sledgehammer and stops him. Eric and Darling look at each other for a moment when they both give a quick look towards Lexie. It doesn’t last for more than a split second, but it’s enough time for Alex to catch Eric off-balance and tackle him to the ground. They roll around on the mat and all the way to the floor. They just keep trading blows and they make their way up and over the barricade all the way through the stands until they disappear. Medical personnel have helped Damon Wrath to the back. And Davin Moreland has rolled to the outside where Samantha Darling is trying to help him catch his breath from that sledgehammer shot to the ribs. This leaves Lexie Darling in the ring all by herself. And CTG takes advantage and goes for the schoolgirl on LD…
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Darling gets her shoulder off the mat. But now it’s time for long-time friends CTG and Nayr to use their chemistry and they start picking Lexie apart. Slowly and methodically using a variety of mat-based moves from CTG and more high-risk moves from Nayr and it doesn’t seem like Alexis will be able to hold on for long. Crete tags in Nayr as CTG hits a gut wrench power bomb. Nayr climbs up the ropes and as soon as Lexie hits the mat, Nayr leaps off and hits a SWANTON BOMB on Alexis. He makes the cover…
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Lexie gets a shoulder off the mat. Quick tag out to Concrete Gryfon and he looks to be setting up for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER and it connects. Alexis is in deep trouble. CTG drags her close to the corner and another tag out to Nayr who climbs the ropes once again. Nayr takes a deep breath…630 SPLASH connects. That has to be it. He makes the cover…
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NO, Alexis barely gets her foot onto the bottom rope. Nayr isn’t letting up as he climbs the ropes once again and he leaps off and hits the MORDOR HANGOVER. Another cover by Nayr…
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NO, this time Davin is finally back in the ring to make the save. And now so is CTG who gets behind Moreland and looks to hook in THE CEMENT MIXER. DM is fighting it off, but he’s having a tough time with his rib issues. Meanwhile, Nayr is trying to get Alexis into position for another HANGOVER, but he’s having a tough time moving the dead weight of Lexie. Just as CTG is about to get Davin over and hit THE CEMENT MIXER, Samantha Darling jumps up on the apron to distract him and she kicks something along the mat towards Moreland. It’s the sledgehammer Eric dropped earlier. Hale and Crete fall for the distraction as Davin picks up the sledgehammer. He drags Lexie out of the way and he catches Nayr coming off the top rope with a sledgehammer shot right to the gut that sends him flipping over. Hale is still arguing with Samantha on the apron as Takaken turns around and walks right into a sledgehammer shot between the eyes. Davin starts slamming away at CTG when all off a sudden…
“BELIEVE IT OR NOT” by Joey Scarbury begins to play. It can’t be. Can it? It wouldn’t be. Would it? Yes, it is.
DARLING MAN and GOLDIE GIRL are here and it looks like they are here to save the day. Well Darling Man looks like he’s here to save the day, Goldie Girl looks annoyed. Davin Moreland just shakes his head in the ring as he looks up the aisle. There is a loud
*WHOOSH*coming from the aisle and Davin helps Alexis to her feet and points at Alexander, I’m sorry, Darling Man’s arrival to this match. Darling Man attempts to hop up on the apron from the floor, but he doesn’t quite make it. He slams his knees onto the apron and drags himself up the rest of the way and he steps between the ropes. He gets to the center of the ring where Davin Moreland meets him. Davin is caught between complete shock and trying not to laugh and trying not to kill Darling Man when it looks like Darling Man makes the decision for him with a loud…
*WHOOSH*right in his face. Just as Davin is about to rear back and clock Darling Man, Alexis Darling gets in between the two and she seems to be yelling at her “brother” that this has gone far enough. Before anything else can be said, CTG is back to his feet and he pushes Darling Man out of the way to get to Run DEA. Nayr is also up to his feet and he’s about to charge as well, but it looks like Darling Man may have stuck his foot out just a tiny bit and Nayr trips a bit and his face crashes right into Lexie’s chest. And he doesn’t move for a moment until finally Lexie pushes him away and Nayr has the biggest smile EVER on his face. He turns around and looks into the glaring eyes of Darling Man. Well, Darling Man no more as he rips the mask off his face and he looks furious. CTG tries to step in between, but Alexander Darling pushes him back to the corner and he kicks Nayr right in the stomach. A quick right from Darling sends Nayr spinning right into the arms of his sister. Another kick to the gut bends Nayr over and Alexis locks his arms and flips him around…
BITCH KILLER and Nayr is dead.
Concrete recovers a second too late to save Nayr and charges at Alexander. Davin pulls Alexander to the side and CTG runs past them. He turns around and Davin and Alex hit matching kicks to the stomach. Followed up by matching punches and then followed up by Alexander lifting Crete onto his shoulders. CTG is struggling and gets off the shoulders and back to a standing base, but it doesn’t last long as Alexis shoots out of the corner…SUPERKICK knocks Crete woozy. Alexander gets Gryfon up on the shoulders now. He wraps CTG’s arm across his own throat as Davin bounces off the ropes…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER and it was hit perfectly. Run DEA isn’t quite done as Alexis Darling leaps to the top rope…PHOENIX SPLASH and it’s a beauty. Davin makes the academic cover at this point…
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And that’s all they wrote tonight. Run DEA gets a very impressive win over two-thirds of the current OOWF Campeonas de Trios, but it was obvious that The Heroes Guild wasn’t functioning at 100% tonight. Something was definitely off in their game plan tonight, while the Run DEA game plan, even with the unexpected arrival and probable death of Darling Man was able to work in unison for the entire match…even Davin and Alexis and they were able to pull off the win.
WINNERS in 21:02…The team of Davin Moreland, Alexis Darling, & Alexander Darling…Run DEA.
OOWF Invitational Round 3[/u]
POE vs. STANKStank and Poe forego the pleasantries of the lock up and just start throwing punches. Stank slowly gains the advantage and drives Poe back to the ropes. An Irish whip sends Poe across the ring, and he ducks a clothesline, rebounding off the opposite ropes and hitting a shoulder block. No sale. Poe goes to the ropes and tries again, but gets planted by a spine buster. Stank bounces to his feet and drives an elbow into Poe's throat before going to the ropes. Stank attempts a splash, but Poe rolls out of the way. Poe is up before Stank and rocks him with forearm shots. Poe backs Stank into the corner and drives his shoulder into his midsection. Stank doubles over, and Poe snaps off a kick to the temple that sprawls Stank against the ropes. Poe steps onto the apron, grabs Stank's head, and jumps off, clotheslining Stank on the top rope. Stank stumbles back and Poe grabs his legs, dropping him to the mat and dragging him to the outside. Poe hits some hard shots to the head and steps back to line up an elbow. He moves in, and Stank catches him with a kick to the stomach. Stank grabs Poe's head and slams him face-first into the ring post, drawing blood. Stank pulls Poe to his feet and tries to send him into the railing, but Poe puts on the brakes and reverses, sending Stank to the ring post. Stank manages to stop himself before he hits, but a high knee from Poe slams his head into the steel. Stank crumples to the floor as blood starts to pour from a gash on his forehead, and Poe rolls into the ring to break the count.
Poe goes back to the floor, and scoops Stank up and slams him. He gets in a few stomps, then pulls Stank up and tries for a suplex. Stank blocks and tries to reverse, but Poe blocks that as well. Stank hits a series of short punches to Poe's side, then takes him over with the suplex, turning mid-move and driving Poe through the Scandinavian announce table. Stank crawls back to the ring and slides his upper body under the ropes to break the count, then turns back and drags Poe to the ring. He stuffs Poe under the ropes, but Poe kicks him in the head before he can follow. Poe gets to his feet and attacks Stank with stomps when he rolls into the ring. Stank covers up as best he can, and struggles to his knees. Poe tries to hook Stank for a DDT, but Stank plants his shoulder in his midsection and drives him into the corner. The collision knocks the wind out of Poe, but he manages to drive a knee into Stank's face at the same time. Stank staggers back and Poe hops onto the second turnbuckle. Before he can leap, Stank rushes forward and pulls Poe onto his shoulders He tries for the Stank-U, but Poe slides off and reverses it into an inverted DDT. He covers, and Junior counts One...Two...Thr- Stank kicks out.
Poe pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes, dropping him with a big boot. He scrapes Stank up again and buries a knee in his midsection. Poe attempts a power bomb, but Stank starts throwing punches at the top of the move. Poe topples, and Stank rides him down, hitting a modified Stankonia 2.0! He reaches back and hooks Poe's leg, and Junior counts One...Two...Thr- Poe rolls a shoulder just in time.
Both men get to their feet and start swinging. Stank dodges a punch and ducks behind Poe - KATAHAJIME! Stank Drives Poe to the mat and tries to roll him over, but Poe goes with the momentum and rolls through, taking Stank off his feet and tangling himself in the ropes so that Junior steps in and forces Stank to break.
Stank gets to his feet and rushes Poe, who stops him with a kick to the midsection and sweeps his feet out from under him. Poe mounts Stank and starts pounding away on his already bloody face. Junior warns Poe and starts counting, and Poe backs off at four. Junior checks on Stank, who is bleeding profusely, while Poe strolls to the corner and removes a turnbuckle pad. Poe lifts Junior out of the way and grabs Stank by the hair, dragging him to his feet. Poe walks Stank to the corner and drives his head into the exposed turnbuckle, but Stank blocks the move! He turns and nails Poe in the stomach, then lifts scoops him up - Snake Eyes on the exposed turnbuckle! Poe, now sporting about a .7 Muta, stumbles back and Stank lifts him up – INVERTED STANK-U! Stank rolls Poe over and hooks the leg and Junior counts One...Two...Three!
WINNER, in 18:23, Stank.
BLITZ vs. CHRIS EVANSIn the lull between matches, the signs saying "We Want TCH" appear. Apparently the guys' commercials are more over with the crowd than they themselves were. "Infected" by Bad Religion beings, and maybe-no-longer-jobber Blitz comes to the ramp with a large welcome from the crowd. He slides into the ring, and runs the ropes awaiting his opponent. Chris "Lionheart" Evans arrives to the opening strains of "The Trooper" and much larger crowd pop than Blitz, who sneers at this. Evans slaps hands with the fans on the way to the ring, then climbs in, nodding to the referee and to Blitz before hopping on ring posts to pose. Once he's done with that we get the bell, and we're off in what's sure to be a flippy lucha-madness match.
There's no delay either, as the two men lock up to see who is going to give first. Turns out it'll be Blitz that gives first, as Evans is able to push him off, and then hit not one, not two, but three arm drags. Oops, not quite three, as Blitz tries to counter on the last one. Evans doesn't get the arm drag, but reverses into hammerlock, that has Blitz tapping his shoulder. Evans does a front flip into This One's Gonna Hurt (bridging hammerlock), and we are off to the big moves early. But Blitz has plenty of energy yet, so he's able to roll on the opposite shoulder and kick Evans off of him. Blitz gets up to a knee and Evans bounces off the ropes for a Shining Wizard. Blitz goes down and Evans goes for a quick pin. It's still early, so Blitz kicks out at one. Evans grabs the previously locked arm, and gets Blitz in an Ode to Jericho (armbar). He works the arm as the referee asks Blitz how he's feeling, where they're all going for drinks after the match, etc. Blitz is able to "Blitz up" and work his way to his feet. He elbows Evans in the stomach two, no, three times, and Evans releases. Blitz attacks with chop (WOOOOO) after (WOOOOO) chop (WOOOO), bouncing Evans off the ropes. Evans whips across the ring and back, into a Super kick. Blitz heads for the ropes himself and hits a Corkscrew Elbow Drop, into a pin. One, two, and no, Evans gets a shoulder up. Blitz can't believe it, and grabs Evans around the neck and both men are standing. Blitz hauls him back into a Backbreaker. Evans is down, holding his back, and Blitz heads to the top rope. We get our first high spot of the match, and it’s a Moonsault. Blitz lands it, and covers for two. Evans gets a shoulder up and Blitz is back to disbelief. As Evans struggles to get to his feet. Blitz runs the ropes again, and bounces of the second ropes for a Diving Bulldog. He goes up to the top turnbuckle, poses for a moment and …….Blitz Flip (SSP)!!! What a magnificent…but wait! Evans rolls out of the way! Blitz hits the mat hard, and Evans goes for the cover. One…two….no! Blitz kicks out. The crowd starts chanting “Cubheart! Cubheart! Cubheart!” Evans looks around, and isn’t sure whether to be irritated or amused that Firewoman’s nickname for him has taken on a life of his own. He runs off the ropes as Blitz is sitting up and hits an Olympic Strike (modified Shining Wizard). Blitz is back down, and now it’s Evans’ turn. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and does his own pose for the cheers and the flashbulbs. He flies…..Ode to Canada (SSP). But this time Blitz moves!! The crowd is going apeshit, as Evans hits the mat. Blitz and Evans struggle to get to their feet. Evans is just that much quicker though and grabs Blitz into position for Icarus Wings (Angels Wings). Evans makes the cover, one…two….three!
WINNER in 12:53 – Chris Evans
BRYCE LARSON vs. MOOSEHEAD JACKMoosehead Jack and Bryce Larson stand in the ring, about 10 feet apart, staring each other down. Hightower calls for the bell, and neither man moves. MHJ slowly points to his neck, mouthing “I know where it hurts” towards Bryce, who smirks back and gives him the finger. Bryce signals for them to lock up, with Moose mockingly circling up with Bryce. Bryce leans in for the collar and elbow tie-up, but Moose punches Bryce straight in the mouth! Bryce drops to a knee, and Moose immediately rains down on him with forearms to the back of the neck.
Bryce fights back, trying to create some separation between himself and Moose, but has no luck as Moose just keeps unloading more forearms to Bryce's neck. Bryce rolls through, catching Moose in a roll-up for two. Bryce catches him a second time, but Moose always rolls back over in time. Bryce rolls Moose up one last time, this time pulling the trunks and almost pins Moose! Moose pops up in amazement, signaling that Bryce pulled the tights. Bryce openly admits it, telling Moose he can play his game. Hightower gives Bryce a warning about pulling the tights, and Bryce nods to show he understands.
Bryce & Moose circle once more, and this time they lock-up! Moose immediately throws Bryce down to the mat, and as BL gets up, Moose comes crashing down on the back of his neck with repeated forearms! Moose lays down about 4 methodical forearms, then speeds up the pace with about 20 repeated forearms to the back of the neck. Bryce is able to trip out Moose’s ankle, and rolls to the outside. Hightower calls him back into the ring, and Bryce calls for a time out.
Russ: There are no timeouts in professional wrestling!
Razz: There might not be any in the rulebook, but Bryce Larson is proving that you can take a time out if you really need one.Moose follows to the outside, but Bryce rolls back into the ring. Moose chases after him, but Bryce takes the advantage, dropkicking Moose as he enters the ring. Bryce follows up with a knee to the side of the head, and hoists Moose on his shoulders. Bryce lifts him up for a Go 2 Sleep, but Moose starts to elbow Bryce in the face, sending both men down to the mat. Moose gets to his feet first, and as Bryce gets up, Moose provides him with an elbow to the face! Bryce backs into a corner, but Moose follows him in there. Moose hits several elbows to Bryce in the corner, and ignored Hightower’s counts. Moose pushes Hightower away, and gets a warning.
Bryce takes advantage of Moose as he’s talking to the ref, connecting with a back-cracker. He covers and gets two. Bryce is on his feet, charging and connecting with a Shining Wizard! A second connects as well, and then a third. Ron, Harry & Hermoine! Moose rolls outside before Bryce can make a cover. Bryce slingshots himself over the top rope, diving onto Moose on the floor. Bryce sets up a chair about 6 feet away from Moose. Bryce gets a running start, launching himself off the chair and connecting with a leg lariat on the floor.
Moose starts to get to his feet as Bryce celebrates. Suddenly, Matte jumps over the guardrail! Matte pastes Moose with a chairshot to the head! Hightower looks on in amazement, and starts to signal for the bell to DQ Bryce for the interference. Before he can, Matte pastes Bryce, too! Hightower then signals for security, but Matte leaves on his own, through the crowd. With both men down, Hightower has no choice but to apply a ten count. Moose is first up, breaking the count at 8. He grabs Bryce and sends him neck first into the ringside barrier. He connects a second time, and then a third. Moose rolls Bryce in the ring, and follows back in himself. Moose continues to work over Bryce’s neck with repeated forearms once again.
Russ: Moose is really pinpointing that neck tonight!
Razz: He’s keeping it simple, Russ, and he’s got Bryce in a bad way here.Moose rubs the point of his elbow into the back of Bryce’s neck, then pushes Bryce face down on the mat. He steps on the back of Bryce’s head, just driving down as he mocks the crowd’s boos. Bryce picks the ankle, rolling through for an ankle lock! Moose is quick to roll-out, showing that he can do more than brawl. Moose charges for a clothesline, but Bryce catches the arm, goes up from behind and connects with a Crucifix Bomb! Bryce gets a 2 count, but stays on Moose. He sits Moose on the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd. Bryce climbs up behind, and slowly takes Moose up for a Top Rope Belly-to-Back suplex! Both men crash to the mat, but Bryce did just as much damage to his own neck as he did to Moose. Hightower applies the ten count, and Moose is up at 6.
Bryce also slowly gets up, but Moose stalks him from behind, locking in the Cobra Clutch! He tries to twist Bryce down for the Jiendo, but Bryce rolls through. Both men are on their feet, but Moose still has the clutch applied. Bryce drags him towards the corner, running up the turnbuckles and flipping over into a pin fall situation (see Austin vs. Hart, WM13). Moose bridges up to prevent the pin, and then turns Bryce over, right into the Jiendo! Bryce is trapped in the center of the ring, but wants to fight out. He looks to each set of ropes, realizing he’s too far from each. Bryce shakes his arms and legs, but cannot break free of the Jiendo. After about 1 minute, Bryce still can’t escape, and is forced to tap out. Moosehead Jack advances to the semi-finals!
WINNER in 15:24 – Moosehead Jack
SKURGE v. FF CAPSLOCK“For Those About to Rock” fires up and FF Capslock appears at the top of the ramp to a huge ovation. The wrestlers in back may not know who he is, but this crowd sure does. He does some of the basic crowd acknowledgement, slapping some hands on the way into the ring. He kinda nods to Fall River’s Own Angelo Barros before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times. The music stops, and then begins again with “Bawitdaba”, and Skurge makes his way down the ramp to a similar ovation. It’s a big night for Skurge, as his surprise run through the Invitational has gotten him to the Quarterfinals so far. Can he continue this Cinderella run tonight? He climbs into the ring and stares across the ring at FF, who seems to be having a good time, doing whatever it is he’s doing. Barros checks both combatants and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
The two big men circle each other for a little bit before they lock up. After a few seconds, neither is budging, so FF slips out of it and works a headlock. He’s cinching it in, and about ready to squeeze Skurge’s head off, until Skurge shoves FF off and into the ropes. FF comes off quickly and tries a clothesline; which Skurge ducks. FF hits the far ropes and comes off to a FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE from Skurge. Skurge is up quickly and drops an elbow before just ignoring the finer points of wrestling and blasting FF in the face with right hands. Skurge picks FF up, and drops him on the ropes, throat first. FF staggers off with his hands around his throat. Skurge charges and CLOTHESLINES FF over the top rope and out to the floor. In another company, this might mean it’s time for a commercial but NOT IN THE OOWF! Skurge rolls out of the ring and starts a-kickin-and-a-punchin away on FF. This goes on for a bit of time, before FF Capslocks Up! He shoves Skurge all the way into the barrier, where Skurge goes in back-first. FF comes in with a Running Boot, that flattens Skurge. Skurge took the full brunt of that, and gets knocked for a loop. Skurge spins around right into the arms of FF, who hits a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX right into the ring apron! Skurge comes up howling in pain, holding his back. RUNNING BACK ELBOW from FF connects to Skurge’s Jaw. FF hits another Running Back Elbow, and then another one before a “Bor-ing” chant starts up. FF decides to go with a couple of Face Smashes on the mat, and Skurge kind of limply falls to the floor. FF rolls into the ring, and demands that Barros starts a count. He does.
Barros is up to 6, and a surprising “Skurge” chant comes out of the crowd, and clearly they’re behind him during this match. He finally is to his feet at 8, and dives into the ring just as Barros is about to hit 10. FF is on him immediately, stomping away, stomping away. Skurge looks like there’s not much left to him. He scoops Skurge up for an Old-School Body Slam, and hits the ropes…nailing the BIG LEG DROP! Cover, 1…2…thr…NO! Skurge got his foot on the rope somehow! FF can’t believe it. He stares menacingly at Barros, and pulls Skurge up. He WHIPS Skurge into the corner, and comes running with a Running Back Elbow. He whips Skurge to the other corner, and hits ANOTHER Running Back Elbow. THAT one appeared to catch Skurge on the point of the chin, and Skurge doesn’t look so good. FF signals to the crowd, something along the lines of “It’s over”. He climbs the top rope, and pulls Skurge up with him! He’s gonna try the GREETINGS FROM WINNEMUCCA! He’s got Skurge up and takes off…and SKURGE REVERSES INTO A HUGE IMPLANT DDT! Both men are down, and Barros starts counting.
Barros is up to 7 before Skurge starts to stir. It’s up to 9, and Skurge is on his feet, shaking out the cobwebs. FF is up to his feet, and both men are finally upright. They circle a bit and Lockup. FF tries to knee Skurge in the gut, but Skurge jumps back, and FF knees air. Skurge follows that up with a knee to the gut of his own. FF doubles over. Skurge hits the near ropes and Nails a SWINGING NECKBREAKER, and FF hits the mat. Skurge is a little tardy to the cover, and only gets 2 before FF kicks out. He pulls FF all the way up apparently trying for a Suplex of some kind, but FF DESTROYS Skurge with a Back Elbow to the Jaw. High Knee to the Mug by FF. Short-Arm Clothesline by FF drops Skurge. FF grabs Skurge’s leg, and lets out a “WHOO!” which is sheeply repeated by the crowd. He turns, and locks on the FIGURE FORESKIN! He’s not in the greatest spot in the ring, but FF is a big guy and tough to move. Skurge is in pain and is yelling. Skurge tries to drag himself to the ropes, but that’s futile; FF isn’t going anywhere. FF is cinching back now and it looks like big trouble for Skurge. Finally, Skurge lets out a guttural yell and struggles to flip himself over and Reverse the Pressure! FF quickly dives for the ropes, and Barros breaks the hold. Both men are up. FF charges Skurge, and Skurge tries to catch him in THE EXECUTIONER, but FF ducks him, hits the brakes, and tries to hit another Running Back Elbow. Skurge ducks and tries a Back Body Drop. FF slides out the back door, and tries a BACKSLIDE…1, 2…Skurge kicks out. FF charges. Skurge hits a Drop Toe Hold sending FF into the ropes! FF bounces off backward and Skurge rolls him up! 1, 2, 3! The slipper still fits!
WINNER in 13:47 by PINFALL…SKURGE!