OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Springfield, Nebraska
DAVIN MORELAND vs. DAMON WRATHThe camera cuts back to the ring, and the final strains of “The Mirror” are heard as Damon Wrath stands ready; already in the ring. Uh oh. Fall River’s Own Angelo Barros is resting against the ropes. “Notorious” fires up, and the crowd turns into a “Boo” machine as Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling appear at the top of the ramp. They wait out the ostentatious pyro and then some at the top of the ramp.
Nash: This entrance might take longer than the match.
Russ: How can you say that? Damon Wrath is in the Heroes Guild, and has the power of truth, light and justice on his side!
Nash: You can’t be fucking serious right now.
Razz: This should be off the chain!
Nash: I really hate both of you.
Davin makes his way into the ring and does the 4-corner pose, which gets shit on like normal. Satisfied, he makes his way back down to the mat, and nods to Barros. Barros calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Wrath charges in to Davin, but is met with a Lockup. Davin is controlling the situation, but Wrath manages to duck under and work into an Arm bar. Wait a second. Wrath steps back, and he tries for the LIGHTS OUT! The kick buzzes Davin’s hair as he ducks it; but Davin is on top of things, and quickly moves in for a GERMAN SUPLEX! He hangs on…why not ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX?!? He continues to hang on, and this time hits the RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! The crowd is already booing at the tribute, so of course Davin takes it a step too far and does the Benoit Throat slash. Jerk. Davin goes over to Wrath, pulls him out and whips him into the corner. Davin charges in behind him and hits a HUGE SPLASH! Wrath stumbles out of the corner. Davin quickly hits the near ropes…REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! That’s it. Davin covers…1…2…Davin pulls Wrath up. Asshole. Davin makes a gesture to the crowd…was that for a? Davin hooks Wrath in…CANADIAN DESTROYER! We miss ya, Petey. Davin dusts his hands off and admires his handiwork. He’s got a huge smile on his face as he grabs Wrath’s legs, and locks on the SHARPSHOOTER! Wrath regains consciousness just long enough to tap out.
WINNER by SUBMISSION in 2:47…Davin Moreland!
Post-match, Davin locks the dead Damon Wrath in a Surfboard hold, and gives him the DEA MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP! The rest of the Heroes Guild comes flying down the ramp. Davin picks up Damon Wrath like a sack of potatoes and HEAVES him at the Heroes Guild, knocking them all down. Samantha joins Davin as they sprint up the ramp to a rousing chorus of boos.
ERIC O’MAC & THIM REYNOLDS vs. TYSON KINCAID & TYTANEOM and Kincaid start things off, with TK gaining the upper hand via a headlock takeover. Eric fights up and tries a belly to back suplex, but Tyson holds on, and brings him back forward with another takeover. Eric finally just goes to the ropes to break the easy way. They lock back up, and this time Eric grabs the headlock, but before he can do anything with it, Kincaid rams him to a neutral corner, then takes him down with a belly to back suplex. Eric grabs his head and is pissed and opts to tag out. Here comes Thim and he goes right at Kincaid, kicking back to the corner. Reynolds works him in the corner, but Kincaid turns it around and gets some shots in. Thim shoves him off, but Kincaid ducks a charge, and rolls away to tag. Tytan's in and Thim charges at him, but Tytan with a shoulder block. To the ropes, but Thim catches the boot, spins him around, but Tytan clotheslines him down instead. Leg drop to the back of the head and a half crab. Reynolds twists out of that before he can cinch it in, and Tytan holds on and tags back to Kincaid. Tyson slingshots in with a leg drop. Cover gets a quick two. Swinging neck breaker, but Thim swats a standing dropkick away and drags Tyson back to the corner. Tag to Eric, and EOM kicks him down. Hip toss to an arm bar and when Kincaid fights up, Eric grabs the hair and takes him back down to a cross arm breaker. TK gets the ropes and Eric drags him back to the middle of the ring. Soccer kick sends TK back to the wrong corner, and Thim tags back in. TR drives his knee to Kincaid's back repeatedly, then hooks an STF for the hell of it, as Kincaid's already in the ropes. Inverted DDT and tag back to Eric. EOM pulls Kincaid up and measures him for a super kick, takes time to taunt some fans, then tags right back out. TR chokes Kincaid out on the middle rope, but misses when he tries to jump on him. However, Eric's right there to tag in and stops Kincaid from tagging in Tytan. Eric pulls him away by his leg, and Tyson fights up to one foot... but misses the enziguri, and Eric German suplexes him out of his boots. EOM goes to the top looking for the MACK ATTACK~! But it hits nothing but canvas and it's HOT TAG TYTAN! Down goes Eric, down goes Thim, Eric gets dumped to the floor. Belly to belly suplex for Thim. Tytan with a running elbow drop, and a brain buster for Reynolds. Eric crawls up on the apron and gets a shot in, but a sunset flip doesn't work, and Tytan just sits on Eric. One, two, but Thim breaks that up. Reynolds wants a tiger suplex, but Tytan backs him to the corner... and Kincaid blind tags back in. Tytan with a jawbreaker on Reynolds, then power slams him down. Eric gets Tytan with an eye rake, and they slug it out. Kincaid goes to the top rope and lines up Reynolds, but as he does, Tytan runs to the ropes to get some momentum and that knocks Tyson off his perch, crotching him on the turnbuckle. Tytan charges at Eric, but EOM backdrops him him over the top in desperation. Thim staggers to his feet, goes to the corner and brings Kincaid down with a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER FROM THE TOP ROPE~! Ho. Lee. Shit. Thim covers and the three count is academic.
WINNERS in 13:44: THIM REYNOLDS & ERIC O'MAC
THE DEAD vs. FF CAPSLOCK“For those About to Rock” comes over the sound system, and FF Capslock comes out to a nice response. However, FF seems a little off on his way down the ramp. He climbs into the ring and has a far-away look in his eyes. “Doomsday Clock” starts up, and The Dead comes out to a really positive response. He gets to the ring pretty quickly and does some of the requisite posing. Should be an interesting mismatch of styles tonight. Referee Junior Hale checks on both combatants and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
Both men are quickly into the lockup, and FF is able to shove Dead around pretty easily, and gets him into the corner. Hale calls for a break, and FF backs away with his hands up like he’s going to give one, but at the last second kicks Dead in the gut. RUNNING BACK ELBOW from FF. It worked so well, that FF delivers ANOTHER Running Back Elbow. FF takes a few steps back, and goes in for the trifecta; but Dead is able to duck and sidestep, and FF goes awkwardly into the turnbuckle. Dead channels Flair, and starts to DESRTOY FF with Chop after Chop after Chop (WHOO), until FF is on his knees. Dead kicks FF HARD in the jaw, and FF’s head smashes into the turnbuckle. Dead pulls FF up now and leans him in the corner. Dead snaps off a Hurricarana and quickly goes back to the top rope. He jumps off and hits a big SENTON BACKSPLASH and rebounds pretty hard off of FF. Dead does get back to cover, but by then can only get 2. Dead is to his feet and looks down. He grabs FF’s legs, and he’s trying for the DEATHLOCK. FF does get his wits about him a bit, and is able to kick Dead off.
FF manages to get to his feet, and Dead does too, but not before FF blows him up with ANOTHER RUNNING BACK ELBOW. FF kinda falls down, but ends up in perfect position to start blasting away with punches to Dead’s face. Hale tries to break it up, but before he can, FF drops an elbow to the sternum. Hale separates FF for a second, but FF is quickly back in and bust out
The Stomp. He’s stomping away at The Dead like it’s the deadliest move in the history of wrestling. Unfortunately, it’s pretty much just boring. FF finally tires of it, and covers; and gets a weak 2 count. FF pulls Dead up, and hits a LONG DELAYED BRAINBUSTAHHH. That looked like it hurt. FF covers, and gets a much longer 2 count this time. He pulls Dead up again, and this time WHIPS him to the far ropes. FF goes running in for yet another Running Back Elbow, but Dead hits the 2nd rope and comes off with a SICK SPRINGBOARD DDT! FF just gets destroyed by the move, and both men are down. Hale starts a count.
Hale is up to 7, when Dead kips up and stumbles over to the corner, waiting for FF to get up. FF finally does, and doesn’t look like he knows where he is. Dead comes flying in to CLOSE THE CASKET, but instead FF grabs Dead’s leg and hits a DRAGON SCREW. FF really might have done some damage with that one, because Dead was yelling in pain on the way down. FF jogs to the near ropes, and drops an Elbow! He covers, and just gets 2. He drags Dead up, and WHIPS him all the way into the corner, and follows him in with a HUGE SPLASH. Dead’s on Queer Street. FF signals to the crowd and climbs up to the top rope. He pulls Dead up with him, and he’s looking for GREETINGS FROM WINNEMUCCA, but Dead regains his senses, and starts to fight with FF on the top turnbuckle. Dead ducks an elbow, and pushes FF off the turnbuckle. In the air, Dead NAILS HIM WITH A CLOSE THE CASKET! Nighty-night, FF Capslock.
WINNER in 9:46 by PINFALL, The Dead!
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. BRYCE LARSONBoth men stare each other down as Hightower calls for the bell. Alexander extends his hand, but Bryce is apprehensive, thinks it might be a trap. Bryce slowly extends his hand, spitting in it right before he shakes. Alexander draws his hand back quickly, disgusted with Bryce’s spit in his hand. Alexander goes to rub it on his tights, but decides that they are too expensive and wipes it off on the top rope instead. Bryce gives him the “What?” look, so Alexander tells him “what”--and spits in his face! Bryce responds by pie-facing Alexander, who reacts with a punch to the nose. Hightower steps in, separating both men and telling them that they’re being paid to wrestle, so they should do just that.
After trading a few deadly glares, both men lock-up and we’re finally underway! Bryce goes behind with a hammerlock, mirroring Alexander’s motions so he can’t reverse it. Alexander grabs around the back of Bryce’s head and leaps up, taking Bryce over with a snap mare. Bryce pops up and is met with a chop to the chest by Alexander! Bryce responds with a chop of his own. Chop by Alexander! Chop by Bryce! Chop by Alexander! Chop by Bryce! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! 100 chops thrown and both men refuse to back down!
Alexander tenses all of his muscles as Bryce gives him the “give it to me” signal. Alexander comes off the ropes with a shoulder block that sends Bryce to the ropes, and he responds with a shoulder block of his own! Neither man will leave his feet! Alexander connects with another shoulder block, and Bryce repeats as well! The crowd is split, since they have grown to hate both men. This time Alexander signals for Bryce to “bring it on,” so Bryce hits the ropes. Alexander side steps, sending Bryce to the opposite ropes, and when Bryce comes back Alexander goes for a clothesline. Bryce ducks, rebounds and goes for a flying knee to the head. Alexander ducks, but Bryce lands on his feet and both men run the ropes again. Bryce and Alex then ry to clothesline each other, but get tangled and stay on their feet. Bryce uses the opportunity to take Alexander over with a backslide for a near-fall, but Alexander slides off to the right, hooking Bryce’s arm as they stand and catching him in a small package for two. Bryce kicks out and climbs to his feet, and Alexander immediately lifts him into position for a Death Valley Driver!
Russ: Darling could hit the biggest move of the match thus far, right here!
Razz: These two have provided non-stop action since the first lock-up!Bryce slides off, escaping possible defeat if Alexander were to connect. From behind, Bryce locks both of Alexander’s arms and attempts a Tiger Suplex. Alexander uses the momentum to float over, landing on his feet. Bryce doesn’t look back, instead immediately bouncing off the ropes and charging towards Alexander, who looks to connect with a clothesline. Bryce catches the arm, floats behind and locks in a Crucifix Roll-up! Hightower counts…1…2…NO! Darling pushes back through, grabbing Bryce’s head with one arm and his near leg with the other, tilting Bryce onto his shoulders for an amateur style Granby roll-up. 1…2…NO! Bryce rolls over his own head, coming out on top of Alexander. Bryce has both of Alexander’s arms trapped--exposing Alexander’s head and neck. Bryce raises his left arm straight in the air, and Hightower yells “NO!” Bryce rains down on the side of Alexander’s head with two elbows, and Hightower inexplicably steps in and waives the match off!
Mike Goldberg: It’s ALLLLLLLLLLLL over! WINNER in 10:29 by REFEREE STOPPAGE: Bryce Larson
Alexander is immediately on his feet, disputing the stoppage with the referee as Bryce is announced as the winner. We can hear Hightower argue back: “you couldn’t defend yourself, I had no choice!” Alexander disagrees: “I could have gotten my arm out, it wasn’t in that tight. You didn’t give me a fucking chance!” Bryce steps in to get involved, but Alexander--obviously not looking for any help--responds by pie-facing Bryce! This time it’s Bryce who spits in Alexander’s face, and both men have to be pulled apart. Suddenly we hear the voice of GM The Rick, who has appeared on the stage.
GMTR: Gentlemen…gentlemen--The Rick is stopped short as Eric O’Mac runs across the stage, and is greeted with a tremendous ovation from the crowd! Eric hits the ring and immediately gets in Alexander’s face. Bryce takes exception to Eric getting involved in this situation, stepping in between the two. Both Eric & Alexander push Bryce away and immediately start throwing punches at each other! Bryce jumps in, pulling them apart again. We can hear Bryce yelling at Eric ... "This is MY match, not yours!" Eric responds with "this isn't about you, just walk away, okay?" Bryce doesn't like that suggestion, telling Eric "no, you walk away and worry about Alexander when you're wrestling him!" Alexander takes this chance to charge at Eric, who pushes Bryce away again to start brawling with Alexander. Bryce, again, tries to break things up. Both Alexander and Eric push him away, and when Bryce gets pissed, Eric has had enough. Eric kicks Bryce in the gut, wraps him up and...PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! Eric rolls Bryce right into Alexander, and gets up in time to see Alexander take Bryce up for a suplex...BRAINBUSTER! Bryce Larson is LAYING~! dead (not
The Dead) on the canvas with Alexander Darling standing over him. Eric smirks, pointing at Bryce, but not saying a word. The crowd fills it in for him with a roaring "HA!" Eric then slowly backs out of the ring, never taking his eyes off of Alexander as he heads to the back. Alex continues to stare down Eric the entire time as well.
OOWF Invitational Semi-Finals[/u]
STANK vs. CHRIS EVANS“The Trooper” fires up over the PA, and “Lionheart” Chris Evans makes his way down the ramp to a decidedly mixed reaction. Evans is a bit surprised, but seems to understand that some of this has to do with his opponent. He rolls into the ring and does some posing for a bit until his music runs out. Then “Skin” hits, and the crowd erupts as Stank appears at the top of the ramp, and waits out his pyro before making his way down; slapping hands with fans. He climbs into the ring and raises his arms to a huge ovation. Mel Creech has seen enough, and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
It’s a quick lockup, and the MUCH bigger Stank tries to shove Evans around; but Evans leverages himself well, and manages to lock in an Ode to Jericho, and quickly switches to a hammerlock. As required by law, Stank slaps his shoulder twice, and flips Evans over his shoulder. Stank gives him a look and gesture kind of like “you’re out of your league kid”. He allows Evans to get to his feet, and they lock up again. Predictably, Stank just shoves him into the corner. BIG SPLASH by Stank, and that’s followed by a DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX, the one-handed variety. Stank eschews a cover and pulls Evans up and lock him in. He gets Evans up and POWERBOMB, POWERBOMB, STANKBOMB! Stank sat out the last Power bomb, and stays there for the nonchalant cover. This one could be over already. One…Two…Thre…NO! Evans just rolled the shoulder as Creech was bringing his hand down. Stank is a bit surprised, but not shocked. He goes back to work and pulls Evans up, way up, and hits a TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Stank covers again, and can only get 2 again. Stank pulls Evans up, and whips him to the far ropes. Stank starts running, looking for a Big Clothesline, but Evans manages to duck it. Evans jumps to the ropes and looks for a Springboard Moonsault, but Stank catches him in midair on his shoulders. Stank has Evans in position for a STANK-U, but as Evans is sliding off, he manages to snap off a HURRICARANA. That was cool. Both men are down, and Creech decides he should probably count.
Evans is actually up first at 5, and Stank starts to sit up. Evans sprints and hits an OLYMPIC STRIKE. He hits the near ropes and hits a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT and covers. Stank kicks out at 2 and rolls to his knees, trying to shake out the cobwebs. Evans takes a few steps backward and sprints again, hitting a BASEMENT DROPKICK which sends Stank through the ropes. Evans quickly hits the far ropes and sprints, takes off and lands a NO-HANDS PLANCHA on Stank as Evans goes right through the ropes. Evans tries his best to pull Stank up, and when he finally does; he whips him all the way into the STEEL STEPS! Evans hops up on the apron and hits a GUILLOTINE LEGDROP on Stank, who’s still on the steps. Stank is in a bad way. Evans jumps off the steps and hits an Elbow right to Stank’s temple. Evans takes a look down, and decides to roll back in the ring. Creech’s count is up to 6. At 8, it looks like Stank is moving; and it looks more and more like Evans is going to have the upset! At 9, Stank wobbles to his feet and DIVES under the ropes, just beating the count. Evans is on him with repeated kicks to the head before Stank can even get his bearings in the ring. Evans climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and hits the SPARTAN SPIRAL! Evans covers, and it might be OVER! 1, 2, NO! Stank just gets his foot on the ropes! Evans can’t believe it. He slaps the mat and gets to his feet. He goes to the top rope again. He tries the Spartan Spiral again, but Stank just rolls out of the way.
Stank starts crawling away from Evans, and Evans crashed and burned hard after the one. This gives Stank a chance to get to the ropes, and pull himself up. Evans gets back up and sees Stank struggling to stand, so he sprints over. Stank tries to send Evans over and out to the floor, but Evans Skins the Cat! SLINGSHOT SHITTY BULLDOG on Stank! Evans covers again, and again Stank just does kick out. Evans is frustrated now as Stank rolls to his stomach. Evans looks down and gets an idea. He locks in a SINGLE-LEG BOSTON CRAB! Of course, it’s well established that this is one of the dumbest submission moves ever, and as soon as Stank catches his breath, he simply kicks Evans off with the free leg. Evans scrambles to his feet and runs back at Stank, who SPRINGS to his feet and NAILS Evans with a POWER SLAM. That stunned Evans, and Stank can’t do anything to capitalize. Evans is able to shake the cobwebs and actually get to his feet first. He charges Stank, and looks for another OLYMPIC STRIKE, but again, Stank gets to his feet in mid-move; and he’s able to get Evans on his shoulders for a STANK-U! He gets Evans up and Evans slides out the back door and ROLLS HIM UP! 1, 2…SMALL PACKAGE REVERSAL! 1, 2, 3! Stank Escapes!
WINNER in 13:21 by PINFALL…Stank!
MOOSEHEADJACK vs. SKURGE“Scarecrow” blasts through the arena as Moosehead Jack walks to the ring. He glares at the booing crowd as he enters the ring and slumps in the corner. The crowd rises in anticipation and erupts as Skurge steps onto the stage to the opening notes of “Bawitdaba”. Skurge pauses for a moment to acknowledge the crowd, then storms down the aisle. Jack pulls himself to his feet as Skurge dives into the ring. Without slowing, Skurge barrels across the ring and drives Jack back into the corner. Referee Junior Hale, sensing that this is as much control as he's going to get, calls for the bell.
Skurge presses his attack, wailing away on Jack with fists and elbows and knees. Jack attempts to reverse an Irish whip, but Skurge pulls him back into a clothesline. Skurge stomps on Jack then hits the ropes and drives a knee into his temple. He makes a quick cover, but Jack kicks out at one. Skurge pulls Jack to his feet, snaps him over with a suplex, and covers again and gets two. Skurge mounts Jack grabs him by the hair and starts punching away until Junior threatens to disqualify him. Skurge backs off and Jack, face covered in blood, gets to his knees. Skurge grabs him for a DDT, but Jack delivers some short punches and reverses into a northern lights suplex. Jack doesn't bother to bridge and simply rolls over and starts throwing punches. Junior steps in as blood starts to flow from Skurge's head, and Jack stops long enough to snarl at him before he goes back to punching. In desperation, Skurge drives a knee into Jack's crotch, which is enough to topple him.
Both men are slow to get to their feet, but Skurge is a little faster. He buries a knee into Jack's stomach and takes him over with a delayed vertical suplex. He scrapes Jack off the mat and sends him hard into the corner, following him in with a brutal clothesline. Jack stumbles out of the corner and Skurge scoops him up and drops him in the tree of woe. After getting in a few kicks, Skurge climbs the turnbuckles, plants a foot firmly in Jack's crotch, and places his hand over his heart.
Skurge: “OH-CAN-A-DA!”
Somewhere, Petey is smiling.
Skurge notices Junior counting and jumps off the turnbuckles, stomping on Jack's face on the way down. He pulls Jack out of the corner and drags him to the middle of the ring. He drives an elbow
into his throat and covers. Junior counts One...Two...Thr-Jack rolls a shoulder. Skurge looks a little frustrated, and pulls Jack to his feet, sending him to the ropes. Jack chooses to exercise the better part of valor and slides to the outside. Skurge hesitates, then builds up a head of steam and dives over the top – only to have Jack sidestep and send him head-first into the railing.
Jack takes a moment to clear his head, then grabs Skurge and slams him into the ring steps. Jack attempts to flatten his head into the stairs with a stomp, but Skurge dodges it, getting in a shot to Jack's hamstring, then sweeping his free leg, forcing Jack into the splits. Skurge takes control, but Jack soon takes it back with a solid, blood-spraying head butt. Jack stuffs Skurge into the ring, slides in to break the count, and leaves again in search of toys. He decides to go old-school, and grabs a steel chair. He slides back into the ring, but Junior is right there to take the chair away. While Junior disposes of it, Skurge moves in and takes a swing. Jack sidesteps, traps the arm, Heart punch! Skurge's eyes roll back, but he doesn't go down. Jack struggles, then pulls his fist back, revealing that it's wrapped in barbed wire! By the look of Skurge's chest, it got stuck. ew. Junior turns around just in time to see Jack plant Skurge with a DDT and float over for the cover. Junior counts One...Two...Three.
WINNER, in 16:33, Moosehead Jack.
THE HEROES GUILD vs. ALEXIS DARLING, PHANTOS & LUCIOS - OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title MatchNayr is elected to start off for the Heroes Guild, while Phantos starts off for Run DEA. Both men lock-up, and both strain quite a bit until Phantos snaps off an arm drag. He keeps a hold of the arm lock, but Nayr kips up. Phantos goes behind, turning the arm lock into an arm wringer. Nayr manages to spin under the arm to reverse it. Phantos quickly rolls, kips up, and handsprings to reverse it. He doesn’t waste a second before spinning around and laying out Nayr with a short clothesline. Nayr is hauled up, Irish whip reversed and Nayr ducks a spinning leg lariat attempt, rebound and Nayr takes Phantos down with a tilt a whirl head scissors into an arm drag. Nayr hits the ropes, Phantos gets up, but Nayr gets a sunset flip- and Phantos rolls out of it, dropkicking Nayr in the jaw. Nayr looks out of it, he starts to get to his feet but Phantos connects with a second and then a third dropkick and it’s clear Phantos has the advantage. Tag in to Lucios, and Lucios brings his massive weight down on Nayr in an elbow drop as Phantos hits a leg drop. Phantos quickly gets to his feet and runs to the corner. He climbs to the top rope as Lucios limbers over- Flying Spike! Nayr is in trouble, as Lucios tags in Alexis.
Alexis stalks Nayr, and it’s clear she’s looking for the Bitch Killer to put this one away early. She grabs the double under hook but Nayr shows some signs of life, squirming like crazy. Alexis puts Nayr down, only so that she can chop at him a bit. WOO, WOO, WOO! Alexis grabs Nayr and pulls him up for the brain buster, but Nayr slips out of it to land behind her. Alexis responds with some choice elbows. A dazed Nayr stumbles away, and Alexis runs the ropes and springboards with a moonsault. Nayr ducks out of the way, Alexis manages to land on her feet, but Nayr tags in Blitz, who hits a plancha from the top rope.
Both Blitz and Alexis spring to their feet, and Blitz tries a lariat, which Alexis Matrixes under. She turns right into a super kick by Blitz which drops her. Standing corkscrew elbow drop by Blitz. Pin attempt gets a count of one and a half. Blitz hauls up Alexis and whips her to the ropes. He’s looking for a tilt a whirl backbreaker, but Alexis reverses it into an arm drag. Blitz gets up to take a kick to the gut- huge butterfly suplex, and Alexis rolls through for the pin attempt. One, two, and Blitz kicks out. Alexis spins Blitz over and applies the surfboard before hitting the Curb stomp. Since she’s a heel, the fans have some choice words for her hitting an offensive move, and she jaw jacks a bit with them before tagging Phantos.
Alexis body slams Blitz, and Phantos leaps off the top rope with his patented Spiral Splash. Pin gets a one, two, two and a half and Blitz kicks out. Phantos gets up, and wastes maybe a moment thinking about his next move before heading to the top rope. He’s going for the Suicide Leg drop! But Blitz somehow finds the energy to roll out of the way. Phantos lands on his butt, and Blitz tags in Concrete.
Phantos barely as time to get up before he is chopped right back down by Concrete. Lucios is in to help out, and he and Crete exchange some blows before Lucios swings a huge right hand. Crete ducks out of the way- boot to the backside of Lucios! This gets a huge pop from the crowd. Phantos is up and he gets an Impaler DDT! Pin, one, two, and Phantos barely kicks out. Crete gets up in time to be taken to the outside by a huge clothesline by Lucios. Lucios hauls up a groggy Phantos, but Phantos is apparently pretty alert, as an friendly Irish whip results in a press slam that hurls Phantos onto Crete.
This draws in Nayr and Blitz, as referee Sterling Glaw tries vainly to order the legal men into the ring. Various strikes and blows from Nayr and Blitz have little effect, until Nayr goes low with a leg sweep and Blitz connects with a super kick that takes Lucios out. Blitz hits the ropes, Nayr grabs him in a wheelbarrow, Blitz seesaws up, and Nayr drops him in a splash on Lucios. Nayr scampers to the top rope, and Blitz holds down Lucios as Nayr leaps off the top with the Mordor Hangover! It connects, but as Nayr’s not the legal man, he can’t make the pin.
Phantos rolls into the ring, and dropkicks Blitz to the mat, as Alexis charges in and hoists Nayr up... Air Raid Crash! Nayr might be dead. Alexis and Phantos turn around to be the unfortunate recipients of a top rope flying DDT from Crete! Crete wants the Backwall on Phantos. Up goes Phantos... down he goes and Concrete makes the pin. One, two, and Lucios makes the save. Crete gets to his feet- low blow by Alexis which the ref somehow missed. This gets a pretty fair amount of hostility from the crowd. As Crete collapses, Lucios locks on the Death grip! Crete and Lucios are not the legal men, but Glaw seems to have forgotten as he asks Crete if he wants to give up. Regardless, Crete isn’t tapping. Blitz is up... Shiner on Lucios! Lucios keels over. Alexis gets to her feet... look out Alexis, so has Nayr and he’s behind you! Nayr taps her on the shoulder, she spins around- Driver of a Thousand Truths! Meanwhile, Crete has placed Phantos near one of the corners as Blitz climbs to the top rope. Blitz Flip! Phantos was still out of it from the Back wall, and can’t tap out.
WINNERS in 19:43 - The Heroes Guild
MATTE vs. DH MAGNUSSON vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY - OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchIt’s time for one of our title matches tonight as Seamus McNasty looks to regain his recently lost Onslaught Championship. Standing in his way is the new champ Matte and his laissez faire attitude, but also recent hated rival DH Magnusson. Since DH’s return to the OOWF and subsequent joining of Run DEA, he has made it a priority to make Seamus McNasty’s life a living hell and he accomplished some of that goal recently when he was influential in Seamus’ loss of the title to Matte. But now that DH wants the belt for himself and Seamus wants it back, it will be a mighty stiff test for Matte to hold onto it. And we’re almost ready for action to start here as even as champion, Matte didn’t care when asked if he’d come out first for this match. His entrance by Nirvana kicks in and he makes his way down to the ring as he drags the belt behind him. Somewhere in the back Phantos & Lucios are having a fit. Matte nods to a few fans as he slides under the bottom rope and crawls into a corner and just takes a casual seat. Mel Creech comes over and takes the Onslaught Belt from where Matte dropped it and hands it off to the timekeeper. The next music we hear comes from the former champ and it’s The Dropkick Murphy’s. After a few moments of it playing, there is no sign of Seamus. The music ends and then DH Magnusson’s music begins to play. It looks like these two are trying to play head games with one another as DH Magnusson doesn’t appear after almost a full minute. Creech looks down at Matte and gets no response. There is a good chance that Matte has fallen asleep in the corner. Creech just shrugs and calls for the bell as he begins the 20 count.
He gets to five when there is a flicker in the sound system and then there is some feedback coming across it. Then there’s a loud pop when all of a sudden DH Magnusson staggers out from the back and he’s already bleeding as Seamus McNasty stalks him with a microphone in hand. And SM smashes into DH’s scalp once again as he trips while backing away. Creech is to 9 when Seamus starts dragging Magnusson towards the ring. They’re about three-quarters of the way down to the ring as Mel Creech hits fourteen. Magnusson starts firing back now as he’s throwing elbows at McNasty. He follows it up by grabbing him by the hair and tossing him hard into the barricade. Creech is up to seventeen when Matte finally sees what’s going on outside the ring. He gets to his feet and starts bouncing on his feet just a little. He runs off the far ropes and then basically uses Creech, who just hit eighteen on his count, as a springboard as he does a twisting plancha over the top rope and takes out both Seamus and DH. Creech just throws his hands up and gives up on the count as he leans against the ropes and waits for the guys to get into the ring.
Matte is the first to his feet and he drags Magnusson up as well. They start trading blows right in the aisle and it’s DH who gains the upper hand as he takes Matte over with a suplex right on the metal ramp. Just as Mags is about to get to his feet, Seamus is charging at him and slams him hard into the metal ring surroundings. Before McNasty is able to do anything else, Matte takes him out with a chop block from behind. DHM is shaking the cobwebs out and he starts pulling at the barricade and trying to break it apart from the next section. Matte comes over and starts to help him and they finally free the section. And as soon as the section is freed up, DH and Matte again start trading punches.
This match has turned into a travesty of the Onslaught rules and Mel Creech isn’t doing a damn thing about it. No wonder there are rumors backstage about a revamping or just an abolition of this entire division. And I’m sure those rumblings will get even louder as Seamus McNasty takes a steel chair from a fan and smashes it across DH’s back. He’s about to do the same to Matte, but the crack to DH warned him and Matte ducks under the swing from SM and he comes back with a spinning leg lariat that knocks the chair right into McNasty’s face. Matte follows it up and he starts firing rights and lefts…all with a closed fist…to Seamus’ face and we can see as he brings his fists back, that they are dripping blood and SM is busted open obviously.
DHM doesn’t allow Matte any moment to reflect in the blood as he charges at him and nails a beautiful shining wizard. DH starts to head down towards the ringside area and he begins to search under the ring but he can’t find anything of interest at first. He gets up and starts to walk around the ring when something catches his eye. He starts to turn back towards the timekeeper’s table when all of a sudden he sees a flash and Matte is using the ring steps as a springboard to jump at Mags. At the absolute last second, DH is able to grab the Onslaught Championship belt and use it to deflect Matte away from him. The belt connects squarely between Matte’s eyes and he falls to the floor in a lump. DH reaches down and he rolls Matte over and he grabs him and locks in the DRAGON SLEEPER on the floor.
He’s got it really locked in and finally Mel Creech pays attention and he looks around the ringside area and sees that all three guys are now bleeding, that there are numerous weapons lying around. Creech realizes he has no choice and he calls for the bell. But no bell is being rung at the moment because Seamus McNasty has picked it up and he is coming up from behind DH Magnusson who has no idea that he’s coming. Seamus is right behind Magnusson and he takes the bell hammer and starts ringing the bell. I guess that’s the end of the match. And it’s the end of DH right now as the sound startles him into turning around and Seamus slams the bell right into his face.
DH Magnusson finally lets go of Matte as the shot from Seamus connects. Matte rolls out of the way as Seamus mounts DH and starts clubbing him with shots. DH is bleeding badly and Seamus is showing no signs of letting up. Just as Matte recovers and is about to re-enter the fray, OOWF Security has finally scrambled out and is holding Matte back. A few more of the security staff is trying to pull McNasty off Magnusson. They finally succeed and bring him to the far side of the ring. The last few guys help DH to his feet, but none of them were expecting any burst from DH and they get caught with JERSEY HAMMER after JERSEY HAMMER. DH gets into the ring and is calling both Seamus and Matte in. Wow, someone actually did get in the ring. Matte and Seamus are trying to get in, but security is doing a better than usual job of holding them both back and also away from each other. Finally more security comes out and gets DH out of the ring and drags him through the crowd, while the rest of security leads Matte and Seamus McNasty off in separate directions as well.
Your official result of this Onslaught Championship Math is a no-contest. But the unofficial result is these three are far from done with one another.
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. IHOP - OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchIHOP, accompanied by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, enter the arena first, to “Tie Me Kangaroo Down”? Both SYB and The Amnesiac are wearing bush hats, drinking Fosters and...yes, SYB
is riding on a kangaroo. This will not end well. The reach ringside and SYB slides off the kangaroo, which promptly cuffs him in the back of the head. SYB turns around, but The Amnesiac steps in to keep his partner alive. IHOP climb into the ring and the Kangaroo is lead to the back as the crowd erupts and the OOWF World Tag Team Champions step onto the stage. The Team From Down Under stop to pet the kangaroo and OBJ exchanges a few punches with it before they head to the ring.
The TFDU enter the ring and hand the belts to referee Angelo Barros. Gator heads to their corner and OBJ meets SYB in center ring. SYB downs his Fosters, crushes the can on his forehead, and lets out an extended belch. I think he was trying to say “All in fun, mate”, but from the look on Jack's face, that's not how it came out. Jack lets out a belch of his own and SYB turns and marches to his corner to tag a startled Amnesiac.
With the frivolity out of the way, OBJ and The Amnesiac lock up. OBJ shoves him back, and The Amnesiac somersaults backwards, ending up on his feet. He hits the ropes and tries a super kick, but OBJ catches his leg. Amnesiac tries to turn it into an enzugiri, but OBJ catches the other leg as well, adjusts his grip, and plants Amnesiac with a wheelbarrow suplex. OBJ drops an elbow across his throat and hooks the leg, but The Amnesiac kicks out at one.
Jack pulls Amnesiac to his feet and scoops him for a body slam, but Amnesiac wriggles free and drops behind him, rolling OBJ up for a one count. Amnesiac goes to the ropes again and hits a neck breaker as OBJ gets up. Amnesiac grabs OBJ in a front face lock and drags him to the IHOP corner so he can tag SYB. SYB hops to the second turnbuckle and drives a double axe handle into OBJ's back He takes over the face lock and transitions into a double under hook DDT, but OBJ backdrops out of it. The Amnesiac points to Wally B. King on the outside as OBJ pulls SYB to his feet. Barros looks at Wally, and SYB delivers the Jersey Turnpike, following up with a DDT that connects this time. SYB hooks the leg as Barros turns back to the action, but OBJ kicks out at two with enough authority to send SYB through the ropes to the floor.
OBJ heads for his corner, but Amnesiac hits him from behind with a chop block. OBJ falls forward and just manages to make the tag. Gator comes in, and TTFDU send Amnesiac to the ropes and backdrop him out of the ring. Amnesiac grabs the top rope, however, and lands on the apron, spring boarding into a double clothesline that takes TTFDU down. Amnesiac sends Gator to the ropes, where SYB reaches in to trip him, then drags him to the outside. Amnesiac turns around and gets plastered by a clothesline from OBJ. OBJ slings The Amnesiac into the corner and hits a running knee to the stomach, following up with a snap suplex.
Meanwhile, out on the floor, SYB kicks away at Gator before slinging him into the barricade. SYB gets a running start and tries an avalanche, but Gator catches him on his shoulder and backdrops him into the crowd. Gator looks back at the ring, but Barros is too busy with OBJ and The Amnesiac to count, so he turns back to SYB, just in time to be leveled by a diving clothesline. SYB rolls to his feet and hops onto the apron. He leaps off as Gator gets up and dropkicks him right in the face. SYB shoves Gator under the ropes and climbs onto the apron. Slingshot Senton Splash! The Amnesiac sees what SYB is up to, reverses an Irish whip, and clotheslines OBJ over the ropes to the floor. Barros sees SYB make the cover and counts One...Two...Thr-Gator kicks out!
SYB drags Gator to his feet and over to the IHOP corner as The Amnesiac climbs onto the apron. The tag is made, and SYB wrings the arm as The Amnesiac climbs the turnbuckles and leaps, driving a knee into Gator's shoulder. IHOP sends Gator to the ropes and plant him with a flapjack. As The Amnesiac covers, SYB turns back to his corner and walks right into a kick and a DDT! OBJ drops an elbow on The Amnesiac to break the pin, then picks him up and plants him with a body slam. Gator rolls to his feet and TTFDU wait for The Amnesiac to get up. TTFDU head to opposite sides of the ring – CALL OF THE WILD! The Amnesiac does a full flip in the air before he lands, and Gator falls on him for the cover. OBJ tosses SYB out of the ring as Barros counts One...Two...Three!
WINNERS, and still OOWF Tag Team Champions, in 14:32, The Team From Down Under.
FIREWOMAN vs. CHRIS COLE - OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchMusic starts and out steps Chris Cole, stopping at the top of the ramp to once again show off his award winning air guitar work…He makes his way down to the ramp and test the ropes and begins to warm up…
A huge explosion with several fire pods go off and “The Cult” blares out of the intercom…out steps Intercontinental Champion Firewoman and in tow follows one Alexander Darling…fire walks about 3 steps down the ramp and then runs the rest of the way down slides under the ropes and is up and punching Cole in the face..I guess this one is under way.
Fire lands three quick jabs and slings Cole to the ropes, Cole rebounds and leap frogs over Fire, comes back off the other side and catches Fire with a sidewalk slam…Chris is up to his feet and whips at his lip..bends down to grab Fire but she meets him with a foot to the head, that staggers Cole back..Fire is up and both of them met in the middle of the ring, they lock up, Chris with a go behind and wrist lock…Fire twists and ducks behind for a reversal, Cole backs into the corner, ref starts his count to break the hold…1….2…..3…Fire breaks the hold, Cole steps forward and shakes his hand a little to bring back some feeling into his fingers…Fire charges out of the corner and Cole catches her with a drop toe hold , he floats over and grabs her head and applies the Cross-face Chickenwing…Fire fights it but Cole continues to apply pressure…Fire is too close to the ropes and she grabs hold, ref once again starts his count…1….2….3…Cole releases Fire and both get to their feet…
Fire steps forward and chops Cole across the chest, he returns the favor and both trade chops until Fire has enough and kicks Cole in the knee…Cole goes down and Fire does a standing moonsault that catches Cole by surprise, she covers, 1…2…and Chris kicks out…Fire pulls Cole up and Irish whips his into the ropes, she catches him with a swinging DDT…and goes or the cover…1….2…. and Cole puts his foot on the bottom rope...Fire building steam grabs Cole to pull him up again but he breaks thru her attempt and grabs her for a quick belly to belly suplex out of nowhere…both wrestlers are down…ref starts his 10 count…1….2…..3….4 Alexander is pounding the mat and shouting for Fire to get up….5…6…7…Cole is to his knees…8 Fire kips up…Cole charges at her she leapfrogs him and he bounces to the ropes, Alexander grabs his feet, Chris goes nose first to the mat…ref sees it and goes to Alexander…yells for him to leave ring side…Alexander argues with ref but leaves the ringside area…
Meanwhile Fire has had Cole in the Walls of Jericho…Cole is in pain…ref finally ask him if he wants to quit, he shakes his head no….Fire really has in locked in…Cole is fighting it….Oh he rolls thru and kicks her off… She jumps back up and catches Cole with a running clothesline that turns him inside out…Cole is down and Fire goes to the top turnbuckle…but Cole is up and follows her up…he goes for a super-plex but Fire blocks it…she starts hitting him in the side…1…2…3…good body blows and down goes Cole…Fire quickly hits a moonsault of the top rope…she covers…1….2…3 and your winner Firewoman.
WINNER in 23:11 - Firewoman
LD Williams vs Poe - OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH“Misera Cantare” blasts over the PA, and the crowd scrambles to their feet to cheer Poe, who is accompanied at the top of the ramp by the lovely Selena Gomez. The pyro goes off and they proceed down the ramp, and Selena is signing autographs and posing for pictures. They finally get in the ring, and Poe poses some before he shuffles Selena out of the ring. His music stops, and is quickly replaced by “Jekyll and Hyde”, and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion LD Williams stands at the top of the ramp. He gets a pretty pyro display and a quality ovation as he makes his way down. He climbs into the ring, and in his typical no-nonsense manner, simply hands the belt to Senior Referee Davis Hightower, who hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDER…
Davin Moreland: Excuse Davin Moreland everyone. Davin Moreland understands there is about to be a match for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. *he appears on the ramp, flanked by the lovely Ms. Samantha* If you’ll remember, some months ago; Davin Moreland worked for GM the Weak as the Assistant General Manager of the OOWF.
Crowd: BOO~!
DM: Davin Moreland eventually went on to claim Davin Moreland’s destiny and win Davin Moreland’s OOF World Heavyweight Championship at Hell on Earth. GM the Weak, being the ungrateful son-of-a-bitch that he is, forced Davin Moreland to leave that position against Davin Moreland’s wishes, and against the better interests of the OOWF. However, Davin Moreland, by law and by contract, was required to be given a severance. As part of that severance, Davin Moreland got something that Davin Moreland hasn’t felt necessary to use until right now.
Crowd: BOO~! (and a few assholes who keep saying “What?”, who are promptly beaten and disposed of.)
DM: What Davin Moreland received……was a Guaranteed Title Shot whenever Davin Moreland felt the need to use it. So, Legendary LD Williams? Poe the Kid-Toucher? Davin Moreland feels like this match sounds like Davin Moreland’s kind of party. Davin Moreland went to GM the Weak a few minutes ago, and cashed in that title shot. This match is now a No-DQ 3-Way Dance, and it’s for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Now, even though Davin Moreland is already at a disadvantage due to already competing this evening…
Crowd: BOO~!
DM: …as a equal participant in this match, Davin Moreland demands Davin Moreland’s proper entrance. So hit Davin Moreland’s music and pyro, NOW!The sound guy complies, and “Notorious” fires up. This annoys the hell out of the crowd, but even more so the participants who were just about to start the match. Davin takes his SWEET-ASS time getting down the ramp, with his arm around Samantha. He directs her over to one side of the floor as he climbs into the ring. He does the whole thing, 4-corner pose, more posing…more Douchebag posing, until the music finally ends. Finally, Hightower has had enough and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
LD WILLIAMS vs. POE vs. DAVIN MORELAND - OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchImmediately, almost by instinct, LD and Poe charge Davin simultaneously, and just start whaling on him. They end up double clotheslining him out to the floor, and the crowd cheers in response. LD and Poe do a tearwrist fist bump, and lockup. Poe gets the advantage, and shoves LD into the corner. Hightower calls for the clean break, and he gets one, as Poe simply backs away. They go to lockup again, but this time LD just buries a knee in Poe’s gut. LD nails Poe with a straight kick to the face, and follows that up with a Clothesline. LD goes for a cover, but it barely gets a 2-count. LD hits the near rope, but Poe rolls right at him. LD hops over and hits the far ropes. Poe runs after him and CATCHES LD, and hits a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! LD went…far. Now Poe is on the case, and pulls LD all the way up and puts him on his shoulder. He runs toward the turnbuckle…SNAKE EYES! LD bounces and stumbles backward, and eats a HIEROGLYPH! This could be it! Poe covers! 1…2…Davin hits a SLINGSHOT PLANCHA to break the count! Davin pounces on Poe, and starts blistering him with right hands, and once he tires of that, just starts smashing Poe’s head into the mat. Hightower has to physically break Davin from Poe. Davin takes half a step back, and then starts STOMPING on Poe, and talking a ton of shit while he’s doing it. He even does a “C’Mon Baby!” cover and it actually gets a 1 count. Davin hits the near ropes and tries for a HOGAN LEGDROP on Poe, but LD comes back into the act and, timing it beautifully, hits a SWINGING NECKBREAKER on Davin. LD covers Davin, and Poe breaks up the count at 2.
It’s Poe and LD again, and this time it’s LD taking the initiative, landing hard right hands that stagger the big man. LD WHIPS Poe to the ropes, Poe REVERSES and LD hits the ropes. Poe goes for a Clothesline, but LD was already primed for a FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE! That takes Poe down, and LD manages to roll Poe over. He moves to his legs, and LOCKS ON THE STF! He’s got it cinched in, and they’re in the middle of the ring! Poe is in HUGE trouble, and is trying to get to the ropes, but it appears to be a losing proposition. Poe is screaming in pain, and it looks like he’s going to tap! He brings his hand down, and they’re both DESTROYED by a SHOOTING STAR SPLASH from Davin! Poe manages to roll to the outside. Now it’s Davin on the attack again, landing some jaw-rattling European Uppercuts on LD. He whips LD to the ropes, and DESTROYS him with a POWER SLAM! Davin hangs on and rolls through, going into a PUMPING PRESS SLAM! LD is NOT in a good way right now. Davin climbs the ropes and head to the top, facing out to the crowd. He takes off for a MOONSAULT, but he is BLASTED in the head with a STEEL CHAIR, and Poe has a high-quality smirk on his face.
Russ: It’s as legal as an Armbar!Poe dishes out a couple of wicked Chair Shots on Davin before wrapping the chair around his right arm. Poe’s going to try to break his arm! He hits the ropes, and Davin manages to flip the chair at Poe’s legs, tripping him. Davin crawls over and locks on an ANKLE LOCK! He doesn’t have it on perfectly, but Poe can’t last forever in this Ankle Lock. Davin shakes out the cobwebs and regains his senses, and locks the hold in tighter, and Poe can’t take much more of this. Just when it looks like Poe is going to give it up, Davin takes a TRASH CAN TO THE SKULL! LD grabs the trash can and heads to the top rope! He takes off and hits a VAN CANNINATOR on Davin’s head. LD covers, but Poe is able to pull LD off at 2. Now LD starts stomping on Poe’s ankle, and that can’t feel good. However, Poe is able to NAIL LD with a kick right to the temple. LD is stunned and comes to rest against the ropes. Poe is up, and hammers LD with a HIEROGLYPH which sends him to the outside! Poe is about to follow, but instead turns back to the ring, and grabs the chair. He starts jabbing the pointed end of the chair into Davin’s ribs, and THAT can’t feel good either. He manages to force Davin to the outside, and Poe follows. He pulls Davin up, and WHIPS him into the barrier. Poe catches Davin before he can fall, and WHIPS him into the apron! Poe SMASHES Davin’s face into the apron, and then he DDT’S HIM INTO THE FLOOR! Poe climbs up to the apron, and Drops a Knee right into Davin’s ribs. The cameraman’s mic picks up Davin wheezing. Poe rolls Davin into the ring, and SLINGSHOTS after him, dropping two knees as he does. Poe covers! We might have a new champ! 1…2…LD THROWS A LADDER AT POE!
Poe is up pretty quickly, and he’s PISSED! He comes CHARGING after LD, but LD kills him with a DROPKICK. Poe staggers but doesn’t drop, so LD completes the job with a BIG Clothesline. LD hits the near ropes and hits Poe with a Basement Dropkick to the head! LD goes to the ladder, and sets it up, although it’s apparently similar to assembling a supercollider. He finally gets it set up, and leans the loopy Poe against it. Selena SCREAMS from the outside. LD retreats a few steps, and goes for a SHINING WIZARD, but at the last second, Poe throws himself to the side, and LD’s legs go through the rungs of the ladder, and he ends up crotching himself. Poe is up, and goes to attack LD, but Davin hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, and Poe bangs his head on the ladder, but Davin banged his elbow on the ladder too, and catches his throat on the bottom rope! All 3 men are down, and Hightower doesn’t know what to do. Samantha runs over to where Davin is near the apron. They have a conversation, and we don’t hear anything until she walks away and turns back to yell “How Many?” Davin yells back, “All of them!” It’s Davin who’s up first, but his bleeding is now starting to show from his adventures with Poe outside. He goes to cover Poe, but can barely get a 1 count before LD breaks it up. Both men are up almost simultaneously, and the crowd gets to their feet, because it looks like it’s the LD/Davin show again.
The two kind of look around, shrug their shoulders, and lockup. Davin pushes LD around pretty easily, until LD buries a knee in Davin’s midsection. Davin doubles over easily, and LD’s gonna try the DDT! LD locks it in and starts it, but Davin grabs LD in a Bearhug. He hangs on for a second, until he lets LD slide down a bit, then Davin gets him up, and hits a SLINGSHOT UNDERHOOK SUPLEX! LD lands hard, but Davin’s not interested in the cover, and goes over to where Samantha is, and it looks like she’s accumulated some tables. 6 in all. Davin thanks her and gives her a kiss before shoving them all into the ring. LD shakes the cobwebs and gets on his hands and knees looking for Davin. Instead he finds Poe, who SMASHES him with the Dented-Up Trash Can! Looks like LD caught a sharp edge, and now he’s bleeding too. Poe crawls over to him, and Locks on the ASP DEATHLOCK! LD is in trouble, and Hightower is checking on him. He does the arm-lift spot! The first 2 times, LD’s arm falls dramatically limp. On the third arm lift, before LD’s arm can drop, a Ladder flies in onto both of them! This break the hold, and the top of the ladder caught Poe upside the head! He’s bleeding now.
Davin just grins and goes back to his table work. He’s already got 4 set up; one in each corner, and he has one set up on one side of the ring. Davin completes the picture with one set up on the other side, and goes to work on the ladder. Finally, the bloody Davin has the ladder set up in the middle of the ring, and grabs Poe. He drags Poe to one of the tables, and lays him out on it. He then goes to climb the ladder. He’s at the top, and he takes off! He completes an 810, and GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! Stupid Firewoman’s rules about tables. Poe just slid off the table in time, and now crawls back over to cover! He’s got him! 1, 2, NO! LD out of NOWHERE came in with a chair shot! LD seems to be in the best shape right about now, but he’s not looking too great. He does pull up Poe, and WHIPS him into the corner…SMASHING through the Table. Poe is OUT! LD rolls him up! He’s going to retain! 1…2…Davin hits LD in the head with a big piece of table! It’s not enough to hurt him, but it’s enough to break the cover. Predictably, LD is PISSED, and he just JUMPS on Davin, punching the holy hell out of him. Davin can’t really even get his hands up, and LD starts smashing his head into the mat. Satisfied, LD pulls Davin up, and HITS THE DDT! LD covers! 1…2…Poe breaks up the cover with the conventional Double Axe-Handle. LD still isn’t really hurt, and now he’s INCENSED! LD pulls Poe up and WHIPS him into the corner, smashing him through another table. Not done, LD pulls the dead Poe up, and WHIPS him all the way across the ring, smashing another table. Poe is really, REALLY out. LD walks over purposefully, and locks him in…HITTING THE DDT! Hightower slides in for the count, 1…2…and the LADDER LANDS ON LD! Davin managed to push it over, and he slowly gets to his feet.
LD is up now too, and he FLIES at Davin, leveling him with a Clothesline. He pulls Davin up, and WHIPS him into the only corner with a table still in one piece, and it’s not in one piece anymore. Davin goes in hard, and bounces off the turnbuckle. LD is in quickly, and catches Davin off the rebound, hitting an INVERTED DDT! LD admires his work for a second before covering, and it’s costly because Poe is right behind him, and locks him in for THE OBELISK RIGHT THROUGH THE LAST TABLE! Poe gives a Primal Scream and pulls LD up, and HITS THE CRUCIFIXION! Poe crawls over and hooks both legs! Poe’s gonna be the new champ! 1…2…NO! Davin managed to throw the Ladder at him and it was just enough to break the count. Poe is HEATED! Samantha appears to pass something to Davin just off-camera. Poe stalks Davin and is greeted with a TRUSTY REBAR TO THE BALLS! Poe audibly squeaks! Davin rolls him up! He’s got the trunks and his feet on the ropes! 1…2…3! Just as LD was coming in to break up the count!
WINNER in 29:52 by DARLING FINISH…Davin Moreland! Davin Moreland is the NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Davin quickly grabs the belt from the timekeeper, grabs Samantha’s hand, and they chickenshit it up to the ramp. Then “Notorious” hits, and Davin holds up 3 fingers before doing a quality heel fingerpoint-to-the-head; and the confetti falls from the rafters as the rest of Run DEA comes out from the back, and they celebrate right on the platform. The music switches to “Ladies and Gentlemen”, and the final camera shot to close the show is of Run DEA surrounding Davin Moreland, who is holding the belt with one hand over his head.
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