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OOWF End of Days IV PPV Mar 9, 2009 10:45:32 GMT -5

Post by mooseheadjack on Mar 9, 2009 10:45:32 GMT -5

STANK vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF Invitational Finals

Moose is out first to “Scarecrow” and he’s carrying his trusty barbed wire bat. The crowd is booing him more than normal; likely due to his opponent. Moose gets into the ring and slumps in the corner. Mel Creech yawns. “Skin” hits and Stank is at the top of the ramp. And, apparently, he ran into Tommy Dreamer on the way; because he’s got himself a Shopping Cart O’ Plunder! He finally selects a chair, nice continuity, and it’s covered with barbed wire! I guess that’s just for fun. Stank gets into the ring and starts pointing at Moose, who simply continues working on his slumping.

Before we go any further, GM the Rick runs out with mic in hand:

GMtR: Wait a damn minute! I can see that both of you are intent on killing one another tonight, and to be honest, I don’t care about that. What I do care about is having a winner in this tournament. And from the looks of things, if I allowed this match to start, it would end in a disqualification about ten seconds later. So, I am making an executive decision right here, right now. This match, the finals of the 2009 OOWF Invitational will be fought under…….no-disqualification rules! RING THE DAMN BELL!

STANK vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF Invitational Finals: No Disqualification

Creech calls for the bell and tries to look for a safe spot in the ring…WE’RE UNDERWAY!

Moose jumps to his feet and charges Stank with the bat. Stank though, clearly, saw him coming and PLASTERS him with the barbed wire chair. 4.6 seconds into the match, and Moose is already bleeding. Moose teeters backward, and Stank WHIPS him to the ropes. Stank follows him in, and PLASTERS Moose with the chair again, sending him over the top, and to the outside. Stank hits a modified VANSTANKANTOR jumping from the apron, and Moose is in rough shape. Stank walks over to the Shopping Cart O’ Plunder and looks for something fun to play with. He ends up deciding on a Kendo Stick, but never gets a chance to use it, as Stank is SPEARED right into the shopping cart! Moose is weapon-free right now, but it doesn’t matter as he is raining lefts and rights down in rapid-fire fashion. Stank’s loopy. Moose goes to the Toppled Shopping Cart O’ Plunder. He’s got the required Trash Can, and promptly BLASTS it over Stank’s head. Moose goes back to the cart and finds some Tied Up Sacks Filled with Unknown Things. He throws them all into the ring, grabs the stray Kendo Stick, and blasts Stank with it a few times before tossing it into the ring. Back to the cart, and hey, it’s loose Barbed Wire! Moose wraps it around his fist, and starts punching away on Stank, finishing it off with some classy digging of the wire in Stank’s forehead. THAT goes in the ring. So does the Barbed Wire Chair. A Trash Can Lid, a Stop Sign, a Slow Children Sign, a Frying Pan and, hey look! A Cheese Grater! THAT goes in the ring too. Finally, Moose heaves the Cart into the ring, and goes back to Stank, and now he’s bleeding too. Moose goes to pull Stank up, but Stank BLASTS him with an UPPERNUT!

Moose obviously didn’t see that coming and doubles over. SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON THE CEMENT from Stank. Moose doesn’t know where he is right now. Stank picks Moose up, and Lawn Darts him into the ring. Stank climbs in after him and throws the Shopping Cart at him. Stank covers, but Moose kicks out at 2. Stank looks around a bit and finds the Sacks Filled with Unknown Things. He grabs one, opens it and dumps it onto the mat…Thumbtacks. Stank grins and goes over to the still-prone Moose. He pulls Moose up…ALL the way up, and it’s a DELAYED VERTICAL ONE-HANDED SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE THUMBTACKS! Moose HOWLS in pain, and as he rolls over we see literally hundreds of thumbtacks in his back, blood leaking from all of them. Stank winds up a HUGE kick to the ribs, which sends Moose halfway across the ring. Stank yells out to fire himself up, and stalks over to Moose. As he’s bending over to pull Moose up, he eats the STOP SIGN. Stank staggers a bit and does a Flair Flop. Nice touch. Moose pulls himself up and grabs another one of the Sacks. He dumps it out. Jacks. Like the old-school jacks you played with a ball, jacks. Moose wanders over to Stank and pulls him up. He drags him over into position, and hits a DDT ONTO THE JACKS! Stank yelps as he goes face-first into the Jacks. He’s now POURING blood from the face. Moose covers, but Stank gets his hand on the rope at 2. Moose pulls the big man up, and hits a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX, and grabs the Slow Children sign. Stank manages to get to the ropes and pull himself up. Moose charges with the sign over his head, and Stank bails out of the way, and Moose PASTES himself in the face as the Slow Children Sign bounces off the top rope. Moose falls flat on his back.

Stank goes over to the last Unopened Sack, and dumps the contents on the mat. Glass Shards. He goes to pull up Moose, but Moose starts to fight back with punches to the gut, and finally he just starts BITING at some of the wounds on Stank’s head. Stank pulls away, and Moose tries to BULLDOG him, but Stank stops short, and HIP TOSSES MOOSE ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS! Moose rolls over, and we can see glass sticking out of his forehead. Stank slowly walks over to Moose to pull him up; and Moose throws a Handful of Glass Shards in his face! Moose, doing the shaky blood-loss thing gets to his feet, he spins Stank around, and EVENFLOW DDTS HIM INTO THE GLASS! Stank yells out in pain. Moose manages to cover, but Creech is slow getting over, and can only get 2. Moose rolls off, and he’s literally COVERED in blood. Moose wanders toward the Shopping Cart, and just heaves it at Stank, who isn’t really moving. Moose CHARGES and hits a BASEMENT DROPKICK INTO THE SHOPPING CART! That snapped Stank’s neck back. Moose stumbles trying to get to Stank, and finally does; but again, he can only get a 2 count. Moose can’t believe it, and just crawls off of Stank. He crawls all the way over to the corner, and starts to will himself up the turnbuckles. Finally, Moose is at the top, and he’s having a difficult time trying steadying himself. Finally he does, kinda, but Stank has been playing possum, and SPRINTS (yes, Stank SPRINTS…I know, right?) to the corner, and in one motion, gets Moose on his shoulders and STANK-Us him right into the glass! Stank flops on top, and good thing, because he’s not going anywhere either.
WINNER, by PINFALL in 21:31…STANK! Stank is the OOWF Invitational Winner.

Post-match, real medical officials flood the ring and get Moose and Stank on stretchers and out of the building in a hurry. There were no thumbs-up or any reason to think either of the two are still alive. A crew of at least 20 are there to clean out the ring, and then, hose it down to get rid of most of the blood which covered it.

THE HEROES GUILD vs. IHOP – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match

“Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” blares across the arena and IHOP come to the top of the ramp, all of IHOP too, SYB, Skurge, The Amnesiac, Monkh, Fezzik and the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. They pause for a moment as the fans mostly cheer for them, then they head to the ring. IHOP is trying to reclaim the Campeonas de Trios titles they held for so long. The music stops and “With Jupiter in Mind” plays and Concrete TG leads The Heroes Guild, Blitz and Nayr to the ring. Damon Wrath is still recovering from his earlier match with Tytan evidently. The Heroes step between the ropes and offer handshakes to IHOP, and they refuse, even Skurge, despite being Canadian. The Heroes shrug it off and head to their corner. It looks like Skurge and Crete will start things off, the referee calls for the bell, and this one is underway. Crete and Skurge meet in the center of the ring and lock up, Skurge pushes Crete into a neutral corner, and the referee calls for a clean break, and gets it. As Skurge backs away though, SYB runs down the apron and catches Crete with a forearm to the side of the head. As Crete turns around to face SYB and protest his shenanigans, Skurge grabs Crete from behind and hits a trio of rolling German suplexes, then pulls Crete up and hits a fourth release German. Crete lands on the back of his head and is clearly dazed, Skurge falls on him and covers, but only gets a two count. Skurge pulls Crete to his feet and whips him into the IHOP corner and tags in The Amnesiac. TA comes in and measures Crete, letting him take a few steps out of the corner, then hits a palm strike right to the sternum that sends Crete back to the corner, then down to the mat. TA grabs Crete’s leg and pulls him to the middle of the ring and locks him in a half crab, then reaches back and grabs the arm on the same side and hooks that, twisting Crete into a pretzel. Crete howls in pain but ignores the referee when he asks him to quit. After several agonizing moments, Blitz runs into the ring and catches The Amnesiac with a boot to the back of the head to break the hold. TA lurches forward and SYB tags himself in. SYB steps through the ropes and waits for a dazed Crete to get to his feet. When he does, SYB lifts him for an Olympic slam, but Crete slips off SYB’s shoulders, spins SYB around and hits a STUNNER! SYB bounces halfway across the ring before coming to a rest. Both men are down and the referee has started the ten count. Blitz and Nayr are stomping on the apron trying to get the fans behind them, and it is working. SYB gets to his feet and goes to grab Crete, but Crete makes that final lunge and tags in Nayr. SYB begs off, but Nayr springs to the top rope and leaps at SYB catching him with a flying clothesline/elbow. Nayr springs to his feet and ducks a clothesline attempt by Skurge and catches The Amnesiac with a forearm to the face, then grabs him for a bulldog. Skurge turns around and Nayr grabs him for a DDT. Nayr leaps and falls to the mat taking out both members of IHOP! He jumps to his feet in celebration and gets NAILED with the JERSEY TURNPIKE! Nayr doubles over in pain and SYB rolls him up from behind and gets the one, two, NO! Nayr kicks out! SYB pulls Nayr to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Nayr grabs SYB in a small package for a two count. SYB kicks out and spins to his feet, and from the mat, Nayr sweeps SYB’s feet sending him right back to the mat. Nayr kips up and runs to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and catches SYB with a cross body block just as he gets to his feet. SYB rolls through and grabs the tights, but can only get a two count. Nayr gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline attempt from SYB and lifts him and crotches him on the top rope, then tags in Blitz. Blitz climbs to the top rope and leaps and catches SYB on the back of the head with a missile drop kick that sends SYB crashing to the mat then to the floor. Blitz gets a running start and leaps over the top rope, trying for a plancha splash, but SYB moves out of the way and Blitz crashes back first to the concrete floor. SYB pulls him to his feet and rolls him into the ring, then scrambles into the ring and covers, but Blitz kicks out at two. SYB reaches out and tags in Skurge, Skurge charges in and immediately drops a knee into the small of Blitz’s back, then keeps it planted there and pulls back on his chin, clawing at his face. Blitz works his way to the ropes and forces the break, but Skurge pulls him off the ropes and pulls him to his feet and unleashes a barrage of CANADIAN VIOLENCE! Killing Blitz with chops, kicks and punches, then scooping him up and dropping him across his knee with a pendulum backbreaker, then covering for a two count before Nayr breaks it up. This brings the rest of IHOP into the ring, which draws Crete into the ring. The six men brawl in the ring while the referee is trying to break it up. From the outside SYB throws a chair into the ring and it catches Blitz with a glancing blow, not enough to knock him out, but enough to irritate him. Blitz grabs the chair and waits for SYB to get back into the ring. As SYB turns around, Blitz BLASTS him with a chair shot to the face, JUST as the referee turns around! He immediately calls for the bell, much to the disbelief of Crete.
WINNERS in 15:55 by disqualification - IHOP

MATTE vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

The challenger, DH Magnusson, makes his way to the ring first to a chorus of boos from the fans. Quite a surprise considering he was once one of the most popular wrestlers in OOWF. Magnusson steps to the corner and completely ignores the fans taunts. The OOWF Onslaught champion Matte is announced and he heads to the ring looking completely bored with everything around him. He tosses the title to the referee and slumps in the corner waiting for the bell. The referee holds the title up in the air and calls for the bell. As soon as the bell rings, Magnusson charges to the corner Matte is sitting in, but Matte sees him coming and slides under the bottom rope to the floor. Magnusson leaves the ring and chases Matte around the ring. Matte slides under the bottom rope and immediately gets to his feet, as Magnusson slides under the ropes and gets to his feet, Matte grabs him and PLANTS him with a Nevermind DDT! Matte can’t go for the cover though because Magnusson rolls around grabbing his head and falls right back out of the ring. Matte sits in the middle of the ring and tells the referee to start the ten count, he will take a count out win just as much as a pin fall win. The referee gets to five, and Magnusson climbs back onto the apron and looks at Matte. Matte gets to his feet as Magnusson steps between the ropes and charges Magnusson and catches him with a knee to the midsection, then lifts him with a vertical suplex, floats over and covers, but Magnusson kicks out at two. Matte pulls Magnusson to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Magnusson ducks and bounds off the opposite ropes, and catches Matte with a big boot to the face that sends the champ flying to the corner. Magnusson charges into the corner and sandwiches Matte with a clothesline, then grabs him for a bulldog, but Matte holds on, so Magnusson spins around and DRIVES several knees into his midsection and ribs. Magnusson lifts Matte and sets him on the top rope and tries to climb up for a superplex, but Matte slips over Magnusson’s shoulder, lands on his feet and takes the big man off the middle rope with a power bomb! Matte folds him up and covers, but only gets a two count. When Magnusson kicks out, Matte grabs his leg and flips him over and locks him in a STF! Magnusson yells in pain, but can easily reach out and grab the bottom rope, forcing the break. That’s his first. Matte reluctantly releases the hold and gets to his feet. Per the Onslaught rules, Magnusson is allowed to get to his feet and the two men meet in the center of the ring again and lock up, this time Magnusson buries a knee in Matte’s midsection, then grabs his head and slams him in the face with a head butt. Matte sinks to one knee and Magnusson picks him up and hits an atomic drop, then bounds off the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Magnusson covers, but Matte rolls his shoulder at two. DH is not swayed in the least, he keeps Matte on the mat and drives several knees into the side of his face, then pulls him up and tries a whip to the ropes, but Matte reverses it and takes Magnusson down with a drop toe hold, hanging him on the middle rope. Matte uses the ropes to spring over the top rope, dropping an elbow on the back of Magnusson’s head, leaving Matte sitting on the apron and Magnusson rolling in pain in the ring. It also draws a warning from the referee since the ropes are technically a foreign object under the onslaught rules. Matte slides into the ring and waits for Magnusson to get to his feet and charges at him with a clothesline, but Magnusson catches Matte and KILLS him with a black hole slam! Magnusson covers, but Matte rolls his shoulder at two. DH snaps at the referee believing that was a three count, and then turns his attention back to Matte, and HAMMERS him with closed fist shots to the face. This draws a warning from the referee, which only makes Magnusson angrier. He gets to his feet and backs the referee to the corner screaming at him that that should have been a three count and essentially questioning his credentials as a referee. Matte gets to his feet and charges into the corner, but Magnusson side steps and Matte crashes into the referee! The ref is down! Magnusson grabs a stunned Matte and hits the DREAMSTREET! He has Matte trapped in the dragon sleeper, Matte is frantically trying to escape, but he cannot and eventually he fades and goes limp, but there is no referee to make the call! Magnusson releases the hold and walks over and pulls the referee to his feet and paint brushes him a few times to bring him back around. The referee sees Matte down and finally comes to his senses. Magnusson walks over and tries to pick what appears to be an unconscious Matte to his feet, but Matte grabs him in a small package and gets a two and 99/100ths count. Magnusson gets to his feet and roars in indignation thinking he has been pinned. Matte is also up, though barely. DH charges trying to clothesline Magnusson over the top rope, but Matte low bridges him and Magnusson flies over the top rope to the floor. On the outside Magnusson is on his hands and knees and appears to pull something out of his pocket, but we can’t really see. DH climbs onto the apron and Matte moves to pull him back into the ring. Magnusson swings wildly and Matt ducks it and grabs him for a belly to back suplex, but as he gets Magnusson in the air, we see that DH is wearing brass knuckles! He pops Matte between the eyes when the ref can’t see anything and both men fall to the mat, Magnusson on top of Matte. DH tucks the knucks back into his shorts and hooks the leg and gets the one, two, three! What a travesty!
WINNER in 12:15 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – DH Magnusson

THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS – Titles vs. Career Match

“The Eyes of Texas” blasts through the speakers as Phantos and Lucios appear at the top of the ramp, and turn around to salute the waving Texas Flag on the Jumbotron. The jackass crowd has started the “Na Na Na Na” chant already. Satisfied with their tribute, Phantos and Lucios make their customary entrance into the ring, and bounce off the ropes to warm up. The song is quickly cut off, to make way for “Thunderstruck”, and the crowd erupts in cheers as the Tag Team Champions, The Team from Down Under appears at the top of the ramp. Phantos and Lucios are in the ring fuming because they’re wearing their belts on their shoulders. The pyro completes and they make their way down the ramp. As they’re climbing into the ring, Phantos and Lucios jump them, and Davis Hightower calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!

Phantos and Lucios are hammering away on Gatorbait and Outback Jack. Lucios finally clotheslines OBJ, and OBJ falls to the outside. Lucios follows him out, and we see the in-ring action, which is Phantos beating the holy hell out of Gatorbait. Phantos finally beats Gator into the corner, and then starts in by leveling Gator in the gut with knees. Phantos eventually tires of this, and hits a HURRICARANA out of the corner. Phantos scrambles to the top, and hits a MOONSAULT. Phantos covers and gets a LONG 2-count. Phantos is relentless, as he just rolls on top of Gator and starts slugging away again. Phantos somersaults off and pulls Gator up, and whips him into the corner. SPIRAL SPLASH from Gator, and Gator doesn’t really know where he is. Propped against the corner, Phantos hits a TRIPLE DROPKICK, and Gator flops onto the mat. Phantos to the top again, and hits the SUICIDE LEGDROP! Phantos covers and that should do it! 1, 2…OBJ breaks up the count at the last second, diving in from the outside. OBJ jumps on Phantos now, and Hightower is telling OBJ to get out of the ring. Good luck. OBJ whips Phantos to the ropes, and hits a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, and Phantos flies…far. Lucios finally struggles into the ring, apparently getting the worst of the exchange outside. Lucios drills OBJ with a Flying Burrito, and this gives Hightower the chance to get the two big men out of the ring. Phantos and Gator are up almost simultaneously, and run right at each other. Gator stops short and absolutely BLISTERS Phantos with a Jumping Spin Kick.

Phantos lost his gum on that one, and Gator is right on the attack. He whips Phantos into the corner, and nails him with a Spinning Back Fist, and then nails some BIG CHOPS (WHOOO) that turns Phantos’ chest red. Gator shows some great agility, and leapfrogs Phantos to the top rope, and hits a BLOCKBUSTER. Gator covers, and Lucios is able to dive in to break up the count just in time. OBJ comes in to protest and, well, Hightower chases him back to the corner to allow P&L to work some shenanigans. They get Gator up, and hit a DOUBLE GUTBUSTER followed by a DOUBLE SUPLEX. Lucios pulls Gator up, and whips him HARD into their corner. He then WHIPS Phantos into the same corner, obliterating Gator in the process as Lucios scrambles to the outside JUST as Hightower turns around. Phantos hits a couple of punches, and holds Gator’s arms behind his back as Lucios tags himself in. He climbs in and delivers a big kick to the gut. He pulls Gator up and hits a GORDBUSTER. He pulls him up again, and hits a BORDER TOSS! Lucios covers, and OBJ breaks up the count. Again, Hightower argues OBJ out of the ring.

Lucios hits a SPINNING POWERBOMB, and drags Gator over to their corner. Phantos climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits. When Hightower turns around, he tags Lucios, and hits a SENTON BACKSPLASH. Phantos pulls up Gatorbait, and WHIPS him into the corner, hitting a SPIRAL SPLASH! Lucios tags himself in. Phantos holds Gator in place until Lucios can get to him. They set up and HIT THE DROPKICK DEVICE! It’s OVER! Lucios covers, and OBJ just BARELY breaks up the count with a BASEMENT DROPKICK just as Hightower’s hand was coming down for the third time. Again, Hightower leads OBJ out of the ring, as Phantos and Lucios stomp away at the lifeless Gatorbait. Hightower turns around and sees the illegal activity, and forces Phantos out of the ring. Lucios pulls Gator up, and hits a HAMMERLOCK SLAM! Lucios covers, and OBJ is BARELY able to break up the count before Phantos can stop him. OBJ has had enough, and BOOMERANGS Phantos to the floor before Hightower can lead OBJ away. Lucios takes a couple of swipes at OBJ as he makes his way out. He walks backward away from OBJ shouting non-obscenity obscenities at him, and just as Hightower turns around, GATORBAIT ROLLS LUCIOS UP! 1, 2, thr…NO! Lucios just does kick out and he’s PISSED. He lays Gator out with a big kick to the ribs. He pulls Gator up, and pulls him ALL the way up. ONE-HANDED DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX by Lucios. Lucios turns and tags in the just-back-to-the-apron Phantos. Phantos shakes the cobwebs out, and climbs to the top turnbuckle, and takes off for a SUICIDE LEGDROP…and MISSES! Gator just does roll out of the way, and Phantos might have actually hurt himself. He gets up and is holding his hamstring. He walks over to Gator, and gets NAILED with a KICK TO THE TEMPLE. Phantos goes down hard. Gator is still down. Hightower starts a count.

Hightower is up to 7 when both men start to crawl to their corners. Phantos gets to Lucios first. Gatorbait dives and MAKES THE HOT TAG! OBJ comes FLYING in! BOOMERANG to Lucios. OBJ PUNCHES Phantos off the apron. Another BOOMERANG to Lucios, and OBJ is FIRED UP, and screams for the crowd. He gets Lucios up, and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Lucios hits the back of his head HARD. OBJ stomps away, before pulling Lucios up, and WHIPPING him into his corner. Mount Punch to 10, and Lucios is looped. OBJ holds Lucios as Gatorbait tags himself in. They hit THE CHOMP! OBJ runs across the ring to cut off Phantos! Davin Moreland is FLYING down the ramp! Hightower counts! 1, 2, 3! Just as Davin broke up the count!
WINNERS in 24:51 by PINFALL...THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER! Phantos and Lucios by Stipulation MUST leave town!

REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on Gatorbait! Davin CLOTHESLINES OBJ out of the ring! Davin PRESS SLAMS Gatorbait out of the ring. He turns around and falls to his knees, and realization is sinking in for the three. The crowd started the obnoxious “Na Na Na Na” chant, but it kind of tapers off when it doesn’t get any momentum. Phantos is checking on Lucios and helps him to his feet. Davin gets to his feet and walks over. The crowd is dead silent as the three are exchanging a few words in the ring. Davin is openly weeping at this point and is making no effort to cover it. Lucios extends his hand for a handshake, and instead, Davin shakes him off and gives him the manhug. They both hug Phantos too, and one can guess that behind the masks, Phantos and Lucios are crying too. The start of a “D-L-P” chant is heard, and it continues to crescendo until finally it’s a full-blown chant that echoes throughout the arena. The three are genuinely surprised by the reaction, and raise each other’s arms in the middle of the ring, and do it to all 4 sides. Finally Phantos tells them they should get going, and the “D-L-P” chant fires back up. As they’re turning to leave up the ramp, Run D.M.C.’s “Walk This Way” starts to blast over the PA.

FIREWOMAN vs. TYSON KINCAID – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Tyson Kincaid is announced and makes his way to the ring followed by the OOWF Intercontinental champion Firewoman. Fire hands her title to the referee and he holds it up for the arena to see while both wrestlers stand nose to nose. The referee sends them to their corners and checks each one for weapons. When he is satisfied that both are clean, he calls them to the middle of the ring, then calls for the bell. Fire and Tyson slowly circle and then lock up, Tyson gets the leverage advantage and pushes Fire to the corner, the referee calls for a clean break and gets it, but then Fire sets the tone of the match by shoving Kincaid back to the middle of the ring. Kincaid responds with a chop that catches Fire off guard, then grabs her and sends her to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Fire leap frogs him and puts on the breaks. As Kincaid stands up and turns around, Fire tries a spinning heel kick, but Kincaid ducks it and catches Fire and hits a SIDE EFFECT! As Fire hits the mat, Kincaid traps her in an ANACONDA VICE! Fire struggles and looks to the ropes, but she is too far away. As she is fading, Fire shows her flexibility by swinging her leg up and catching Kincaid’s head and pulling him back into a head scissors! Kincaid flips out of that and Fire bridges up and tries to reverse it into a backslide, but Kincaid slips free and tries a clothesline, Fire ducks and grabs Kincaid from behind and hits a dragon suplex! Kincaid lands HARD on the back of his head and rolls out of the ring. Fire waits for Kincaid to get to his feet and gets a running start and leaps over the top rope, but Kincaid catches her, and dumps her ribs first onto the guard rail. Fire falls into the crowd, but Kincaid will not give her a moment’s rest, he reaches into the crowd and hooks Fire and suplexes her back to ringside. Fire hits the cement floor hard and comes up grabbing her ribs. Kincaid rolls Fire back into the ring and climbs the corner and leaps, driving an elbow right onto her ribs. Kincaid covers, but Fire kicks out at two. Tyson gets to his feet and grabs Fire’s legs and starts kicking both hamstrings repeatedly, then rolls her over into a Texas cloverleaf. Fire is too far from the ropes for a rope break, so she reaches back and starts pulling Kincaid’s leg back trying to reverse the move, or at least take away Kincaid’s leverage. Finally after nearly five agonizing minutes, Fire gets Kincaid off balance enough that he falls forward releasing the hold. Fire drags herself to the corner and tries to massage the feeling back into her legs. Kincaid sees her sitting there and charges into the corner trying for a knee to the face, but Fire falls to the mat and rolls to the apron, and Kincaid slams into the corner sternum first. Fire gets to her feet on the apron and connects with a kick to the back of Kincaid’s head that sends him to the mat. Fire jumps off the apron and grabs Kincaid’s arm and pulls him forward, driving his shoulder into the ring post. Fire is not done though, she takes Kincaid’s arm and repeatedly slams it into the ring post. Finally, on the verge of being counted out, Fire slides back into the ring and pulls Kincaid to his feet, hammerlocks his arm and scoops him up and slams him on the mat, but as Fire slams him, her knee buckles, still sporting the effects of that Texas cloverleaf, and she falls to the mat as well. We hear the announcement that thirty minutes has passes…..thirty minutes and the referee starts the ten count.

As the referee gets to seven, Tyson Kincaid gets to his feet shaking his arm and holding his shoulder, but wait, is that the one Fire did some damage to? Hmmm. Kincaid lines Fire up and gets a running kick for an Orton kick to the head, but Fire moves out of the way and sweeps Kincaid’s leg as he passes sending him to the mat. Fire gets to her feet and immediately drops a knee on Kincaid’s chest. As Kincaid gets to his hands and knees, Fire grabs a mahistrol cradle for a two count. Kincaid slips out of it and gets to his feet, but Fire catches him right on the jaw with a super kick that sends him against the ropes, as Kincaid staggers forward, Fire lifts him onto her shoulders and hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Fire covers, hooking the leg, but Kincaid kicks out at two. Fire shows a little frustration and grabs her knee in pain, then pulls Kincaid up and moves him to the corner, where she sets him on the top rope. Fire climbs to the second rope and hooks him for a superplex, but Kincaid blocks it with shots to the ribs. Fire, fights back, rocking Kincaid with rights to the temple. Finally Fire leaps in the air and snaps Kincaid off with the FLAMETHROWER! Kincaid hits the mat hard and falls out of the ring, once again we see him shaking his arm, he gets to his feet, and immediately falls to one knee and seems to be trying to clear his head.

Inside the ring, Firewoman gets to her feet and looks for Kincaid, she sees him on the outside and yells for him to get into the ring and fight. Kincaid glares at her and steps between the ropes again. The two of them meet in the middle of the ring and trade punches, Fire rakes the eyes and sends Kincaid to the corner, but he stops himself and springs in the air and Fire comes charging after him. Fire stops herself and turns around, and Kincaid grabs her and hits a CODEBREAKER! Fire falls back to the corner and sits stunned, Kincaid gets back to his feet and gets a running start and charges into the corner and SLAMS his knee right into Fire’s face. Fire slumps to the mat. Forty-Five minutes has passed……forty-five minutes. Kincaid pulls Fire to the middle of the ring and covers, but only gets a two count, he covers again and gets another two count, he covers a third time, this time hooking the leg and gets yet another two count. Finally he pulls Fire to a sitting position and locks her in a sitting abdominal stretch, trying to separate those ribs again. Fire grimaces in pain as Kincaid drives elbows into her ribs trying for a submission. The referee barks at her asking if she wants to quit, but Fire won’t even answer him. Fire fights her way to her feet and flips Kincaid to the mat, but slumps to the mat herself holding her ribs. Fire grabs Kincaid by the head and lands some stiff shots to the face before pulling him to his feet and sending him to the ropes. As Kincaid rebounds Fire catches him with a release belly-to-belly suplex sending him across the ring. Fire gets to her feet and once again yells for Kincaid to follow, Tyson gets up and charges, but Fire takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then quickly grabs Kincaid’s arms and pulls them back. Fire looks at the crowd, then down at Kincaid, then FIRESTOMPS him! Fire rolls Kincaid over and covers, but Tyson rolls his shoulder at two.

Fire pulls Kincaid up and shoves him to the corner and sets him on the top rope and climbs up on the second rope. Is she going for a superplex or a Flamethrower? Neither as it turns out. Kincaid catches Fire on the temple with an elbow, and grabs her by the throat and CHOKESLAMS her off the top! Fire hits the mat hard and Kincaid steps to the top rope, then seems to have an issue with something and has to take a second to balance himself. Fire takes this opportunity to get back to her feet and charge the corner and run the turnbuckle and try a hurracarana, but Kincaid gets it together in time and reverses it into a SITOUT TOP ROPE POWERBOMB! Kincaid keeps Fire’s shoulders down and gets the one, two, thre…..NO! How on EARTH did Fire kick out of that? Fifty-five minutes has passed…….fifty-five minutes

Kincaid quickly gets to his feet knowing Fire is vulnerable. He pulls her up and hits a gut wrench suplex, then follows that with a moonsault off the middle rope for another two count. Kincaid pulls Fire to her feet and lifts her onto his shoulders and hits the OCD-DT! He covers again and once again gets a two count. Kincaid allows a little frustration to set in, which is all the opening Fire needed. She spins Kincaid around and knees him in the midsection doubling him over, then takes him to the mat with a hangman’s neck breaker, then traps Kincaid in the LAST CHANCERY! Fire throws knees at Kincaid’s head trying for the submission win, but Kincaid will not give up! Can he last another two minutes in this? Kincaid struggles, and finally, somehow gets the toe of his boot on the bottom rope forcing the break. Kincaid slides out of the ring and desperately tries to recover while Fire gets on her feet in the middle of the ring and sees there is only slightly more than a minute left. Kincaid climbs back onto the apron and Fire grabs him for a suplex back inside, but Kincaid slips over her shoulder and grabs her around the waist and hits a high German suplex with a bridge one…..two….thre…..NO! Fire rolls her shoulder. Both spin to their feet quickly and a fist fight breaks out. Fire swings wildly and Tyson catches her arm and locks in the cobra clutch, but he only has it on for a few seconds when the bell rings! The referee separates them and sends them to their corners and checks with the time keeper, ladies and gentlemen, we have a DRAW!
WINNER - 60:00 time limit draw

Kincaid sinks to his knees as the realization sinks in. He slowly gets to his feet and walks to the middle of the ring where Fire is also slumped on the mat holding her Intercontinental title. Kincaid looks at Fire for a moment, and she slowly gets to her feet waiting for the attack to come, but it doesn’t. Instead, Kincaid extends his hand. The crowd roars as Kincaid stands there with his hand out. Firewoman looks around for a moment, not sure what to do, then she looks at Kincaid and after a moment pause takes his hand and shakes it. The crowd pops big for this and the two share a quick embrace, then Kincaid drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Firewoman climbs on the turnbuckle and holds her title high in the air. Kincaid heads up the ramp and gets about halfway up, then turns and looks back at Fire. What Kincaid doesn’t see is Tytan sprinting down the ramp. Tytan throws a forearm that catches Kincaid on the back of the head sending him to the steel. Tytan slides under the ropes and grabs the referee and says something to him. The referee looks at him in astonishment, then motions to the announcer….

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tytan would like to cash in his Intercontinental title shot for a match…..RIGHT NOW The bell rings and we are underway

FIREWOMAN vs. TYTAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Fire jumps off the apron and tosses the title to the mat and charges at Tytan. Tytan side steps and shoves Fire to the ropes and tries to catch her with a side slam, but Fire reverses it into a hurracarana. Fire spins to her feet and loads up for a super kick, waiting for Tytan to get to his feet. Tytan stands up and Fire throws the kick, but Tytan catches her foot, pulls her toward him and nearly DECAPITATES her with a clothesline! Firewoman is dazed. On the outside, Kincaid is struggling to get to his feet. Tytan looks right at Kincaid and pulls Fire to her feet and hits the STEINER SCREWDRIVER! Tytan covers, and after all that, there is no way Fire can kick out, and Tytan gets the one, two, three.
WINNER in 2:11 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Tytan

After the match, Tytan grabs the title and holds it high in the air as the boos rain down on him. He pulls Fire to her feet calls for Mr. Biggs to bring a chair into the ring. Biggs holds Fire and Tytan lines him up for a shot. Before he can swing the chair though, Tyson slides back into the ring and shoves Tytan. Biggs drops Fire and she rolls out of the ring to the floor. Tyson and Tytan are in a heated argument, as it gets more violent, Tyson suddenly starts blinking and staggering. He grabs his left arm and falls to one knee. Tyson seems to be struggling for breath. Finally he falls to the mat. On the outside Fire is watching what is going on in the ring with a mix of rage and concern on her face. Tytan stands over him laughing, then pulls him up and yells for the CORPORATE FALLOUT! But before he can lift Kincaid, Fire slides back into the ring and grabs the chair Tytan had dropped and SLAMS Tytan on the back of the head, then gives Biggs a shot to the skull for good measure as well. The bail out of the ring and Fire kneels next to Kincaid and waves to the back. Paramedics rush to the ring and immediately start working on him. While they are working, Fire slowly slips out of the ring and makes her way to the back, never taking her eyes off the ring.

DAVIN MORELAND vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. POE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

“Misera Cantare” blasts over the PA, and the crowd scrambles to their feet to cheer Poe, who is accompanied at the top of the ramp by the lovely Selena Gomez. The pyro goes off and they proceed down the ramp, and Selena is signing autographs and posing for pictures. They finally get in the ring, and Poe poses some before he shuffles Selena out of the ring. His music stops, and is quickly replaced by “Jekyll and Hyde”, and LD Williams stands at the top of the ramp. He gets a pretty pyro display and a quality ovation as he makes his way down. He climbs into the ring, and in his typical no-nonsense manner and stands, unblinking, staring up the ramp. The crowd’s cheering has stopped, and they’ve already started booing, even before “Notorious” fires up. Once it does, the booing just intensifies, and even more so when Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling appear at the top of the ramp. He’s wearing the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and is holding up 3 fingers on each hand, high over his head. He’s got a shit-eating grin on his face as the ostentatious pyro goes off. He takes his sweet-ass time getting to the ring, making a big production of it; getting shit on the whole way down. He finally climbs into the ring, and kisses the belt before handing it to Senior Referee Davis Hightower. He holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Hightower hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!

LD and Poe immediately charge Davin, but Davin ducks the Double-Clothesline try, and hits a Double-Clothesline of his own. LD falls, and Poe is staggered but still standing. Davin scoops Poe and hits a Sidewalk Slam, and immediately covers. LD breaks up the count, but Poe was kicking out anyway. LD is about to go after Davin, when Poe hits him with a Drop Toe Hold, he rolls LD and covers, and barely gets to 2 before Davin hits a HOGAN LEGDROP to break the count. Davin covers Poe, and he kicks out at 2. Davin is back to his feet, and LD rolls him up! THAT gets 2 before Poe breaks it up. Poe hooks LD’s legs, and THAT gets 2, as LD kicks out. Davin DRILLS Poe from behind with a straight kick to the back of the head. Poe drops, but LD covers, and he gets 2 before Davin can pull him off. Davin pulls LD up, and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX which sends LD across the ring. Quickly, Davin runs over and covers. That was the first legit 2 count of the match, before Poe breaks it up with a kick to Davin’s head. Davin gets heated and gets right in Poe’s face, delivering the SLAP OF DISRESPECT! Poe smirks and goes to slap Davin back, and instead, he SLAPS LD who was standing behind him. LD spins halfway around, selling the slap, and Davin uses the opportunity to roll up Poe! He’s got his feet on the ropes! 1…2…LD barely gets in before 3 to rip Davin off. LD goes to work on Davin, punching away at his face and then smashing the back of his head into the mat. Hightower has to pull LD off of Davin.

LD goes to get back to Davin, when Poe rolls HIM up. THAT gets a 2 count, and Poe tries to get back on LD, but LD beats him to the punch by getting to his feet quickly. LD blocks a right hand, and delivers a right of his own that smashes Poe in the nose and bloodies him. With Poe stunned, LD kicks him in the gut, and HITS THE DDT! LD covers! 1…2…NO! Davin delivers a MISSILE DROPKICK to break the count up. Davin turns to LD, and pulls him up, and delivers a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX. Davin goes up top and faces toward the crowd. He takes off for a MOONSAULT and instead EATS A HIEROGLYPH from Poe in midair! Poe quickly covers! 1…2…LD breaks up the count by pulling Poe off. LD isn’t done with Poe yet, dropping 2 elbows on Poe’s Ankle. Poe tries to get up, but LD locks in an ANKLE LOCK before he can! Poe is relatively near the ropes, but the ring technician LD Williams is almost totally in the corner, and Poe at 7’ tall, is facing the center of the ring! Poe has almost nowhere to go, and looks like he’s pretty close to tapping before LD gets hit with a BLOCKBUSTER, which breaks the hold; and Davin scrambles over to LD. He quickly pulls him up and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX on LD. He SPRINTS to LD, and makes the cover…1…2…thr…Poe BARELY breaks it up, and has a tough time following up.

Davin pounces on Poe, and starts slugging away with some Greco-Roman punches to the face. In fact, he starts going all “Ralphie from ‘A Christmas Story’” on him, complete with the string of expletives. Poe is very bloodied-up at this point, and could probably use a doctor. Well, maybe after the match. Davin pulls Poe up, and hooks him in for a POWERBOMB. He’s got Poe up, but before he can follow through, he gets SPEARED by LD. Poe falls, but it could have been much worse. LD covers and Poe is out of position…1…2…Davin kicks out just in time. As Davin instinctively rolls to his stomach, LD takes this opportunity to LOCK ON THE STF! He’s got him, and Davin is in a BAD way here. In fact, LD has him in for a full minute, and Davin looks like he’s going to tap for the first time ever in his career! Just before that happens, Poe hits a RUNNING SPLASH that breaks up the count. This time it’s Poe in command, and he starts teeing off on LD. He WHIPS LD to the corner, and hits a BIG SPLASH! LD stumbles out, and Poe easily gets him on his shoulders. Poe hits THE PENDULUM, and dives for the cover. 1…2…NO! Davin is just able to pull Poe off of LD. Davin tries to follow up, but instead Poe drags Davin to his feet, and starts punching him in the nose, and now Davin’s sporting the blood too. Poe is clearly pissed off and doesn’t seem to be his normal, collected self all of a sudden. In fact, with each punch, he’s talking more and more shit to Davin. Davin’s head is ROCKED with each shot, and he looks like he’s out on his feet. Finally, you can hear Poe say “You’re not taking it away from me this time”, and gets Davin on his shoulder. He hits THE CRUCIFIXION! That should be it! 1…2…LD JUST…and I mean JUST stops the count by dragging Hightower out of the way. Poe looks up and he can’t believe it.

Poe stalks LD, but LD isn’t as hurt as he looks, and he drills Poe in the gut. You can almost hear the air leave Poe’s lungs. LD jumps to his feet, and tries to kick Poe in the head, but Poe catches his foot with a smirk. LD smirks back, and NAILS HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI! LD hits the near ropes, and drops a BIG ELBOW to the back of Poe’s head. LD covers, and this should do it. 1…2…and Davin hits a STANDING 450 SPLASH to break the count! LD can’t believe it, and he and Davin square off. LD tries to punch him, but Davin just grabs LD’s arm, and then GOOZLES him! Davin gets LD up…CHOKE SLAM! Davin covers! 1….2…Poe breaks it up with the ol’ reliable Double Axe Handle. Davin LEAPS at Poe, and SPEARS him into the ropes! Davin springs up, and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! That’s it! 1…2…and LD HAS DAVIN IN AN STF! Davin is in big trouble, and, like Poe, he’s facing away from the ropes too. LD really has it locked in; and Davin is in HUGE trouble here, having already sat through an STF before. Davin is SCREAMING in pain, but it also seems to be keeping him from tapping too. Eventually, the screaming stops, and Davin is FADING! Davin’s got his hand up, and he’s going to tap…until Poe puts Davin’s hand on the rope! Hightower makes LD break the hold, and he goes right after LD. Poe sidesteps him, and LD just misses smashing into the turnbuckle. Poe ROLLS HIM UP! 1….2….and Davin kills Poe with a SHINING WIZARD! Davin easily picks up LD, and LAWN DARTS him to the outside. Davin is over to Poe now, who is loopy after his kick to the head. He’s got Poe up, and gets him into the corner. He gets Poe up to the top turnbuckle. He soon joins him, and hooks Poe in. Davin leaps, and HITS SWEET DREAMS! Poe is DONE! Davin covers…1…2…and LD DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE RING!

LD is in beast mode, and he is beating the holy hell out of Davin. Davin’s looped, and he gets WHIPPED into the Ring Apron. LD WHIPS him into the STEEL STEPS, splaying them everywhere! LD quickly pulls Davin up, and WHIPS him into the Dawsonvillian Announce Table! LD rolls Davin onto the table. What’s he doing? LD gets on the table, and pulls Davin up. He hooks him in, and NAILS THE DDT THROUGH THE TABLE! Davin is DEAD! LD climbs out of the rubble and heads for the ring. He notices Poe is still out. Quickly, LD is over to the cover…1…2…NO! Poe kicked out! LD pulls Poe up, and WHIPS him to the corner, and follows him in with a Splash. LD climbs the turnbuckles behind Poe. LD hits a BLOCKBUSTER! LD wastes no time, and pulls Poe up one more time, and tries for the DDT, but Poe REVERSES INTO THE CRUCIFIXION! LD is now deceased. Poe is in no condition to cover, and Hightower doesn’t quite know what to do. Finally, Poe drags him over to the carcass of LD, and drapes an arm over it. 1….2….SHOOTING STAR PRESS from Davin CONNECTS in the nick of time. Davin is bleeding from EVERYWHERE, and looks like he used the last of his energy to pull that move off. All 3 men are down, and it’s actually LD who’s up first. He surveys the scene, and decides that Davin looks worse, so he covers…1….2…Poe pulls LD off by the back of the head! LD swings at Poe, but Poe ducks and gets LD up…he HITS THE PENDULUM! Poe covers! 1…2…and Davin has Poe in the ANKLE LOCK! Davin is doing the blood-loss-shaky-thing, but it’s not long before he Grapevines the Leg, and Poe can’t take much more of this! Much like Davin before, he’s screaming to keep from tapping out! Davin just screams “TAP YOU SON OF A BITCH!” over and over again. Finally unable to stand anymore, Poe taps out! Which is all well and good, but by the time that happened, LD was punching away at Davin’s face.

LD just looks crazed, even screaming at one point “WHY DON’T YOU DIE?!?!” Davin doesn’t appear to have his wits about him, so LD decides to cover…1…2…Poe limps over and kicks LD in the head! LD is PISSED! LD charges, and is countered with a LUCHA LIBRE ARMDRAG! Undeterred, LD runs at Poe again, and Poe BACK BODY DROPS LD over the top rope. LD SKINS THE CAT, and lets fly a vicious right hand. Poe takes it on the chin, but appears completely unfazed by hit, and hits a DROPKICK on LD which sends LD all the way into the barrier, which is what his head made contact with, and immediately a gash opens up. Poe gets to his feet, and DAVIN ROLLS HIM UP! He’s got the tights! He’s got the feet on the ropes! He’s going to steal another one…NO! Poe SOMEHOW manages to kick out of that! Davin is nonplussed, and Poe is pretty much just mad. He runs at Davin, and Davin goes for a Drop Toe Hold, but Poe knew it was coming, and jumped. Poe tries for a DIAMOND CUTTER, but a shocked Davin shoves him off. Davin plows into Poe, and gets him on his shoulder. He goes for THE CRUCIFIXION, but a shocked Poe is able to slide out the back door. Poe kicks Davin in the gut as he turns around. He gets Davin onto his shoulders, and literally on one foot, tries for THE PENDULUM, but Davin slips out of it and lands on his feet! Davin immediately goes for the REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, and Poe BARELY shoves him off! In the same motion, Poe scoops Davin up on his shoulder, and HITS THE CRUCIFIXION! 1….2…..3! Hightower’s hand hit the mat for the third time just as LD came in to break up the count!
WINNER in 44:31 by PINFALL and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…POE!

Confetti rains down in the arena, and Hightower hands Poe the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. LD looks at him warily for a second, before giving him a fistbump, and raising Poe’s arm in victory. LD is able to powder out and walk back. Still in the ring is Davin Moreland, who is now accompanied by Samantha and an EMT. Eventually, Davin just waves off the EMT. Samantha helps him to his feet, and Davin ignores the boos and catcalls from the crowd. Instead, he has a really odd look on his face as he looks up and watches the confetti continue to fall. He then looks to Samantha and says something that looks like “What am I doin’?” and rolls out of the ring; being helped up the ramp by the dutiful Samantha.

Inside the ring Poe is clutching the belt and points to the sky as he puts it on. Out of nowhere, Selena flies in and literally jumps on Poe. “Misera Cantare” hits, and it’s a 4 corner celebration for the new champ. Poe gets off the last corner and sees Selena standing in the middle of the ring crying with joy. Poe embraces his goddess and lifts her up onto her shoulder and hands her the title. Selena drapes the title across her shoulder and waves to the crowd. The crowd is going crazy and gives Poe a thunderous ovation. Finally Poe turns toward the ramp where we see him lock eyes with Davin Moreland. Davin just stares. The camera focuses on Selena and she thumbs her nose to the DEA members, and we fade to black.

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