OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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THIM REYNOLDS vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. THE DEAD vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER – Winner Earns a Title Shot TonightThe Chickenshit Heels are announced and they come out first, clearly not happy that they could potentially face one another with a title shot on the line. The OOWF Onslaught champion Thim Reynolds is announced and he makes his way to the ring and stands in the corner staring stoically at the tag champs, and finally The Dead, the OOWF Intercontinental champion is announced and he makes his way to the ring. With all four participants in the ring, the referee tries to get some semblance of order. This is not a tornado match, nor is it an elimination match. The first person to score a pin fall or submission victory wins the match and the title shot. In the corner, The Chickenshit Heels engage in a little game of rock, paper, and scissor. It seems like Johnny wins, so they move to the middle of the ring, while the referee is escorting Thim and Dead out of the ring. AA falls to the mat like he had been shot, and Johnny falls on top of him and screams for the referee to turn around and make the count. The ref turns and sees the pin fall and hits the mat, one, two, thre….NO! Dead makes it back into the ring and breaks things up with a hard kick to the back of Adrenaline’s head. He pulls Johnny to his feet and hits a spinning heel kick that sends Johnny into the corner. Thim comes in, clearly pissed off by the shenanigans, and grabs AA as he gets to his feet, spins him around and slams him in the face with a head but dropping the champ to his knees. Thim grabs AA’s head and delivers several elbows to the top of his head, then hits the ropes and lands a perfect drop kick to the face that sends AA out of the ring to the floor. In the corner Dead pulls AA to his feet and sees Thim standing by the ropes. He whips Adrenaline toward Thim and Thim back drops him over the ropes to the floor, sending both Heels to the floor hard. The Dead runs over to the ropes and waits for them to get to their feet so he can launch himself over the ropes at them. As Dead springs off the bottom rope, Thim comes up behind him and grabs him in the tazzmission! Thim falls back, cinching the move in hard! Dead is in trouble and is struggling to escape, but he is quickly fading. From the outside, Adrenaline sees what is going on and slides into the ring and rakes Thim’s eyes, forcing him to break the hold.
Adrenaline pulls Thim to his feet, and while he was doing that dirty work, Attitude Adjuster made his way to a corner and removed the padding on the turnbuckle. Johnny takes Thim and SLAMS him head first into the exposed steel. Thim slumps to the mat and falls between the ropes to the floor. The referee seems content to keep Adrenaline and the Dead as the legal men in the match. Johnny turns back to The Dead and sees him struggling to his feet. He connects with a kick to the midsection, then hooks Dead in a delayed vertical suplex before finally falling to the mat. Johnny floats over and covers, but Dead rolls his shoulder at two. Johnny is quickly back to his feet, and he pulls Dead up and traps him in an abdominal stretch. On the opposite side of the ring, Thim Reynolds is back on the apron, blood running down his face from a gash caused by the exposed turnbuckle. Thim is seething with rage. Adrenaline reaches out and tags in Attitude Adjuster, keeping Dead trapped in the stretch. AA steps between the ropes and lands a punch to Dead’s ribs that drops him to the mat. AA looks over at Thim and taunts him, daring him to come into the ring. Thim, however, does not take the bait.
The taunting gives Dead the opening he needs though, he sweeps AA’s legs, sending him to the mat. Dead drops a leg across AA and covers, but Johnny breaks it up with a kick to the back of the head. Dead gets to his feet and catches Johnny with a spinning heel kick to the back of the head as he is leaving the ring, sending him over the ropes to the floor. Dead grabs AA and hits a chin breaker, then scoops him up and plants him on the mat, bounds off the ropes and hits a standing moonsault for a two count. Dead pulls AA up and DRIVES him to the mat with an unprettier, then takes a few steps back and sets up for the CLOSE THE CASKET! But Dead takes a few too many steps back and Thim reaches out and tags himself in. Dead spins around in shock as Thim steps between the ropes. Thim catches Dead with a spinning clothesline that almost takes his head off, then grabs Dead and throws him through the ropes to the floor, landing right on top of Adrenaline. Those two immediately start fighting.
Back inside the ring, Thim Hammers AA with shots to the face, then pulls him off the mat and sends him into the corner with the exposed steel. AA puts on the breaks and in a stunning show of agility, hops to the second rope, avoiding the collision with the steel. AA points to his head and taunts the fans in the first few rows. Bad move. Thim comes in behind AA and yanks his legs our from beneath him and AA SLAMS onto the exposed steel chin first! AA staggers backward, and Thim immediately grabs him in the tazzmission and falls back to the mat! The referee sees AA quickly losing consciousness, and also notices the blood POURING from his mouth and quickly calls for the bell before either Johnny or The Dead can make it back into the ring to break up the pin.
WINNER in 13:26 – Thim Reynolds
Tournament For The TitlesCONCRETE TG vs. THE AMNESIAC vs. BLITZ vs. MATTE – Onslaught Championship Elimination SeriesMatch to be added later, gb had some computer issues, Blitz is eliminated, Crete, Amnesiac and Matte advance
RUN DEA vs. COWBOY UP vs. IHOP – World Tag Team Title Elimination Series – Group AThe crowd is buzzing in anticipation of this 3-way tag match; and it should prove to be pretty interesting. With a couple of minor exceptions, these 3 teams really don't have a lot of experience with one another, so no one can really know what to expect here. First out to “Bawitdaba” is IHOP, and Skurge and SYB draw some half-hearted ire from the fans before busting out some quality posing in the ring. “Shoulda Been a Cowboy” starts up, and the Zaniacs, Chadiacs and Skipiacs all lose their mind in their totally-not-Kevin-Millar-Number-15-Cowboy Up T-Shirts as Cowboy Up appear at the top of the ramp, obviously aboard Skip. SYB turns green in the ring as he apparently has some sort of flashback going on. Chad's steering, and eventually they get Skip tied up to some makeshift hitchin' post which just randomly happens to be there. They roll in the ring and IHOP chickenshits their way out of the ring as Cowboy Up does their posing to their adoring fans. Fall River's Own Angelo Barros can only look on at the proceedings around him and grin. “Killing in the Name Of” replaces on the sound system, and Run DEA's team of Davin Moreland and Alexander Darling wait out their pyro before making their way to the ring. They're still getting a strong negative reaction from the crowd, but there's a definite minority of smarks out there who feel differently from the majority. Cowboy Up vacates to give Run DEA their air time before Barros calls everyone into the ring to explain the rules to everyone: 2 men in at a time, all tags to anyone are legal. Satisfied that everyone understands basic English, Barros calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
There's quite a bit of milling around to start, but eventually Zane Myers and Skurge end up in the ring together. They lock up to start, and it's a virtual stalemate. Myers buries a knee in Skurge's midsection, and then clubs him on the back with a double axe handle. Myers hits the near rope and drops a leg on the back of Skurge's head and flips him over to cover. The count gets a weak 2, and Myers pulls Skurge to his feet. He drags Skurge over near where his partner is before hitting lightning quick DDT. He tags Madison who immediately climbs the turnbuckle. Just as he's about to take off, SYB comes out of nowhere and crotches him on the top rope. Zane is PISSED and goes off in search of the chickenshitting SYB. Meanwhile, Alexander Darling rushes over and smacks Madison on the back (while crotched, ow) to tag himself in. Darling tries a Slingshot Elbow Drop, but eats canvas, as Skurge rolls out of the way. Skurge looks to tag out and doesn't see his partner, so he just lunges at Darling and catches him with a weak elbow drop to the neck. So weak in fact, that Darling looks like he got the better of the exchange and is to his feet. He rubs his neck before locking Skurge in a Surfboard Hold. We know what this means...MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP! Darling rolls Skurge over and covers...1...2...and Madison comes flying in out of nowhere to break up the pin!
Darling is (obviously) HEATED and stalks Madison back to the corner. Madison turns around and they start trading punches. Meanwhile, Skurge desperately needs to tag out, and there's exactly one option to do just that. With his attention on the skirmish between Myers and SYB on the outside, Davin Moreland doesn't see Skurge coming, and barely feels him tag Davin's arm as he dives out to the floor. Davin shrugs and climbs into the ring, watching Darling and Madison trade haymakers. Davin politely asks Barros who's legal, and gets the clearly surprising answer. Davin thinks for a second and starts yelling at Darling to let Madison go so he can tag out. Darling gives Moreland a classy “fuck you” response. Lather, rinse, repeat for a second time, with a similar result. Davin gets a pissed off look on his face and SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP ON DARLING! 1...2...and Darling just does escape. He rolls to his feet PISSED OFF (with good reason), and Davin, with a smirk, tags Madison, who hits a lightning fast Cross-Body on Darling. He tries to pin but Darling rolls through. Madison just does kick out before 3, and Darling presses his attack. He pulls Madison all the way up and hits a SLINGSHOT BRAINBUSTER! He covers again and this might do it...1...2...SYB breaks up the count!
SYB retreats quickly to his corner before Darling can catch him, but that doesn't stop Darling from chasing him. This allows Madison to tag in his partner Myers, with sqweeeees from the Zaniacs as he's recently hopped up on the apron. He stalks across the ring to where Darling is threatening SYB and looks to make a run at Darling. At the last second, however, Darling SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF SYB'S MOUTH! In this match, that's also known as a “tag”. Myers modifies his run, and grabs SYB, tossing him into the ring as a chuckling Darling retreats to his corner to have a discussion with his partner. SYB, an expert at running away, tries everything he can think of to escape, but Myers has a hold of both of SYB's feet and SYB is going nowhere. He drags SYB to his corner and makes the tag to Madison who gets on the top turnbuckle. Madison takes off just as Myers gets SYB in position, and they hit a SICK SPIKE PILEDRIVER that might have broken SYB's neck. Madison bounced halfway across the ring and takes a second to cover...1...2...and Davin Moreland breaks up the pin with a stomp. He looks over at Myers and shrugs his shoulders and smirks before heading back to his corner. Madison locks SYB in a headlock and drags him over to the corner and tags in his partner. Meanwhile, Skurge has gotten Barros' attention somehow...apparently he's got an inside line on the 7 dog at Lincoln Park. This allows SYB to hit a DOUBLE JERSEY TURNPIKE and Cowboy Up crumbles to the mat. SYB escape over to Skurge and tags him in. Meanwhile a severely crippled Zane Myers drags himself over to the Run DEA corner, and Davin Moreland reaches out and makes the tag.
Davin is on Skurge in a heartbeat, but Skurge saw him coming and hit a Drop Toe Hold into the ropes. Skurge reaches down and comes up holding Davin Moreland in THE EXECUTIONER! Barros is checking on Davin and this one might be over! Davin tries to jump backward and land on Skurge, and actually does so, but Skurge hangs on, and Moreland can't take much more of this. He can't get to the ropes, so something else is going to have to happen as he's fading. At the last second, he sticks his leg up in the Cowboy Up corner, and, after what looks to be some silent debate, Chad Madison tags in! Madison gathers speed, hitting the far ropes and drilling Skurge with a basement dropkick! This breaks the hold, and Madison drags Skurge away from the ropes and tags in Myers. Myers tries to pull Skurge up for the Torture Rack, but Skurge escapes out the back door and tries to get to SYB, but Cowboy up beats him down. Finally Madison is banished to the outside, and Myers pulls Skurge up once more and GETS HIM IN THE TORTURE RACK! Won't be long now! Skurge is struggling, trying everything to get out of the hold, but it's just not happening. SYB rushes in to try to break the hold, but Madison cuts him off and blasts him to the outside and they both powder. Out of desperation, Skurge sticks his hand out and manages to clip Davin Moreland in the head. Barros thinks that's good enough for a tag, and Moreland is legal. Myers didn't see it, so he just continues to hang onto the Torture Rack. Davin climbs the turnbuckle, and when Myers eventually turns to face that turnbuckle, Davin DESTROYS him with a MISSILE DROPKICK! Skurge flies across the ring and dies in the corner. Davin waves Darling into the ring and retreats to the far ropes. Darling pulls Myers up and GOOZLES him for a Darling Driver, and Davin takes off....DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER! Myers is dead from the DDDC and Darling gets out of the way as Davin hooks the leg.
WINNER in 18:55.RUN DEA & IHOP! Cowboy Up is eliminated!
Post-Match, Chad Madison comes flying into the ring a little too late to break up the pin, and Darling looks to start a beat down, but Davin gets in between before anything can happen. Darling stares daggers into Moreland before heading up the ramp, and Davin stays in the ring for a bit, squinting his eyes as if he's looking for something. Finally Davin rolls out of the ring and joins his partner on the ramp. What a fucking weirdo.
THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. KZ vs. THE HEROES GUILD – World Tag Team Title Elimination Series – Group BAll three teams are introduced and make their way to the ring. The referee has to get between kz and The Team From Down Under, and finally orders kz out of the ring. The Aussies decide that it will be Outback Jack starting things off with Bryce Larson. The two of them slowly circle then lock up. Larson grabs a side head lock, and Jack immediately sends him to the ropes, but Larson holds on to the ropes and does not rebound. Jack yells for him to come back to the middle, and Larson does. Another collar and elbow, this time Larson slips behind him and takes Jack to the mat and catches him with a forearm to the back of the head. Larson flips Jack over and tries a figure four leg lock, but Jack kicks him off sending him into the kz corner. Before Larson can put on the breaks, he gets matching punches to the head from Moose and LD. The referee considers that a tag and orders LD into the ring. LD steps between the ropes and charges at Jack, and the two of them meet in the center of the ring and explode into violence. Meanwhile Larson is still arguing with Moose in the corner. Larson connects with a kick on Moose, sending him off the apron, but Moose reaches under the bottom rope and pulls Larson to the floor.
Inside the ring, LD grabs Jack and slams him in the face with a head but, but Jack barely misses a step, and comes right back with a kick to LD’s gut, followed by a knee lift that sends him to the mat. Jack stomps LD, then pulls him to the corner and tags in Gator. Gator comes in and pulls LD up and hits a belly to back suplex, dropping LD’s head on the top turnbuckle. LD falls to the mat and Gator covers, but he can only get a one count.
Meanwhile on the outside, Moose grabs Larson and slams him ribs first into the guard rail and turns and starts to climb back into the ring, but Larson pulls him off the apron and rocks him with a European uppercut, then hits a standing hurracarana that sends Moose to the floor. Larson waits for Moose to get to his feet, then gets a running start, leaps onto the apron and hits a spinning heel kick that sends Moose over the guard rail and into the first row. It is there that Moose lands to a large man wearing a mask. He slowly turns at Moose and stares at him. Moose pauses for a moment and the two lock eyes. Moose heads back to the railing, but keeps looking back at the mysterious man. After a few more seconds he hops the railing and climbs back onto the apron.
Meanwhile in the ring, Gator has LD in a chin lock, and he repeatedly cross faced LD, leaving his nose bloody. Fury burns in LD’s eyes as he slowly works from beneath Gator and works to his feet. LD frees himself with several elbows to the midsection, then bounds off the ropes…..where Nayr tags himself in. LD stops short and glares at Nayr, Nayr springboards to the top rope and leaps over LD’s head and catches Gator right in the mouth with a missile drop kick. LD makes his way back to the corner, but not after exchanging a few more words with Larson.
Nayr pulls Gator to his feet and sends him to the ropes and hits a back elbow that catches Gator flush on the jaw and sends him to the mat again. Nayr waits for Gator to get to one knee, then takes him down again with a swinging neck breaker. Nayr reaches out and tags Larson into the match again, then grabs Gator and hits, SLICED BREAD #2! As soon as he hits it, Larson springs to the top rope and hits a perfect moonsault, covers, and gets the two count, but before the ref hits three, Moose comes in and drops an elbow across the back of Larson’s head. Moose grabs Larson and throws him face first into the corner and gets a couple good kicks in on Gator as well. The referee yells for Moose to get out of the ring, and the whole time Moose is arguing with the referee, he has his foot on Gator’s throat. Finally Jack runs in and clocks Moose upside the head with a right, which brings LD into the fray as well.
All six men are slugging it out in the middle of the ring and the referee is desperately trying to restore order. Jack and LD tumble between the ropes to the floor. Gator gets to his feet and grabs Moose and rakes his eyes, sends him to the ropes and hits a spine buster. Nayr leaps over the ropes at LD and Jack, but for a split second that old team work comes back, and they catch Nayr, and hit a flapjack onto the floor! Nayr is DEAD! The two snarl at one another and immediately go back to pummeling each other. Inside the ring, Larson grabs Gator from behind and rolls him up, the referee hits the mat and makes a two count, but Moose is back on his feet, and he grabs Larson and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! Moose looks outside the ring and sees Jack has LD set up for the CHOMP and leaves the ring to save his partner from certain death.
With the ring finally cleared, Gator gets to his feet and moves to the corner and climbs to the middle rope. He waits, and as Larson struggles to his feet, he leaps and hits a bulldog! For the second time in less than a minute, Larson’s head is driven into the mat. Gator hooks the arm and rolls him over and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 17:41 – The Team From Down Under & kz – The Heroes Guild is eliminated
Gator does not celebrate a bit, he immediately leaves the ring and The Aussies and kz brawl violently around ringside. Several times the fight threatens to spill into the crowd. Finally security breaks them up and gets them to the back. The Heroes Guild get on their feet in the middle of the ring and look bitterly disappointed. They do, however, get a title shot against The Chickenshit Heels next week along with Cowboy Up. As if on cue, Johnny and AA appear at the top of the ramp and stare the Heroes down.
DH MAGNUSSON vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. STANK – Intercontinental Title Elimination SeriesAll four make their entrances and stand in the four corners. Seamus and Magnusson seem like they are basically on the same page. Evans looks like he is ready for war, and Stank just glares at Magnusson with hate in his eyes. Seamus and Dh step between the ropes, and it appears that Stank and Evans will start this match. Evans is going to have to use his speed advantage here, he is easily the smallest man in the match. He and Stank lock up, and Stank easily pushes him back into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and surprisingly gets it. As Stank is backing into the middle of the ring, Magnusson says something to him. When Stank turns his head to say something back, Evans charges out of the corner and catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that drops Stank to one knee. Evans quickly hits the ropes and catches Stank with a knee to the temple that sends the big man to the mat. Evans covers, but Stank kicks out before the referee can even get in position to make a one count.
Stank gets to one knee and Evans charges in and catches him with several shots to the face, then a kick to the ribs. He runs the ropes and tries for another kick to the head, but Stank gets to his feet and nearly decapitates Evans with a clothesline. Evans does a one eighty and winds up on the mat. Stank pulls a dead Evans to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries to elevate him, but Evans recovers and connects with another drop kick that staggers the big man backward a few steps. Evans reaches out to tag in Magnusson, but he short arms him and tells him to tag in Seamus. Evans looks annoyed, but then makes the tag to Seamus.
Seamus comes into the ring and he and Stank meet in the middle of the ring and start exchanging thunderous chops and punches. Stank seems to be getting the upper hand when Seamus blasts him out of nowhere with a head but to the face. Stank drops to one knee and grabs his head, and we see the head butt opened a cut above his eye. Seamus pulls Stank to his feet, scoops the big man up and plants him on the mat, then bounds off the ropes and connects with a falling head butt to the side of Stank’s head. Seamus covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Seamus gets back to his feet and is waiting for Stank to get up, when DH reaches out and tags himself into the match. Seamus spins around clearly annoyed by this, but the referee saw it and counts it as a legal man so Seamus has to leave.
Magnusson charges into the ring and mounts Stank and rains rights and lefts down on his head. He even manages to get a choke in for a little longer than normal because Seamus is doing him the favor of arguing with the referee. The referee finally turns around and sees the choke and starts the five count, Magnusson breaks just before he would have been disqualified. DH gets to his feet and gets a running start and drops an elbow across Stank’s chest, followed by a couple of knees. DH pulls Stank up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big boot to the jaw on the rebound. Magnusson covers, but once again Stank kicks out at two. The big man desperately needs to make a tag.
Magnusson pulls Stank to his feet and puts him in an abdominal stretch, then tags in Evans. Evans climbs to the second rope and leaps, driving his elbow into Stank’s ribs and sending him to the mat again. Evans waits until Stank is on his hands and knees and connects with a kick to the ribs that sends Stank back to the mat. Evans springs off the bottom rope and hits a helicopter leg drop, covers, and gets another two count. Stank uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, Evans catches him with several kicks to the legs, then tries a lung blower, but Stank holds onto the top rope and Evans slams to the canvas. Stank finally turns around and starts to stagger toward the corner for a tag, but Evans charges in. This time Stank is ready for him, and he catches Evans on his shoulders and is about to drill him with a Stank-U when Magnusson charges into the ring and BLASTS Stank in the face with a big boot to the face! Stank hits the mat again, and Magnusson drags Evans to the corner and Seamus tags himself in.
Seamus charges in and puts the boots to Stank, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a HOTSHOT off the top rope! Stank falls to the mat, stunned, and Seamus covers, but only gets a two count, somehow Stank rolled his shoulder. Seamus pulls Stank to his feet and tries an unprettier, but Stank shoves him hard into the corner, Seamus slams sternum first into the turnbuckle, and as he staggers backward Stank rolls him up from behind, but only gets a two count. Stank gets to his feet and staggers toward the corner, but Magnusson jumps off the apron before he can make the tag. Stank stares daggers into Magnusson, and Seamus blindsides him, sending him between the ropes to the floor.
With Magnusson and Stank on the outside, DH calls for Evans to distract the referee while he grabs a chair. Evans calls the referee over and Magnusson lines him up for a chair shot, but at the last second Evans spins the referee around and he sees Magnusson bring the chair down on Stank’s head! He immediately calls for the bell! Magnusson has been disqualified!
WINNERS in 17:26 – Stank, Seamus McNasty and Chris Evans – DH Magnusson is eliminated
TYTAN vs. BEER BARON vs. FIREWOMAN vs. SPIN HANSEN – World Heavyweight Title Elimination SeriesTytan enters the arena first, making his way silently to the ring completely oblivious to the fans. Spin Hansen is out next, to a rousing ovation. Firewoman is third, and wisely chooses to circle the ring and stay out on the floor. The Beer Baron hits the ring last, and receives a mixed reaction. As soon as Baron steps into the ring, referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and we're underway.
Tytan, Spin and Baron meet in the middle of the ring and a shoving match ensues. Fire sees an opportunity and slips into the ring and rolls up Spin from behind. She gets a one count before Tytan and Baron both stomp on her to break it up. Tytan turns and shoves Baron, who shoves back. Tytan responds with a forearm to the chest and Baron responds in kind. Spin gets to his feet and levels both men with a clothesline, and Fire dives on Tytan. She flips him over, grabs his arms, and curb stomps his already damaged face into the mat. That seems to work well, so she hits several more, until Baron, having tossed Spin from the ring, grabs her from behind and nails the Blackout. He makes the cover, but Spin reaches in to drag him off at two.
Spin drags Baron right out of the ring and plasters him with punches. He tries an Irish whip, but Baron reverses, sending Spin into the railing and hitting a clothesline that sends him into the crowd. Baron glances back at the ring, and when he turns back, Spin grabs his head and slams him with a head butt, and drives his face into the railing. Spin accepts a drink from a fan, then climbs back to ringside. He lifts Baron into a fireman's carry, but Baron drives an elbow into his temple and slides off his back, reversing into an inverted DDT.
Inside the ring, Tytan gets to his feet just before Fire and hits her with a running knee lift. He drags her to her feet and swings, but Fire ducks the punch, steps in close, and hits a series of rabbit punches. She shoves Tytan back to the ropes and whips him across the ring, but Tytan reverses, hits the ropes himself, and kills her with the Decapitator. He reaches to drag her to her feet, but Baron shoves Spin into the ring, so Tytan turns and nails Baron with a boot to the head as he climbs onto the apron. Baron fall to the floor, and Tytan turns to Spin. He drives an elbow into his throat, then scoops him up for the Final Fallout, but Fire clips his knee from behind. Tytan topples, and Spin manages to hook Tytan's head as he falls, planting him with a brutal DDT. He rolls him over and hooks the leg,, but Baron slides into the ring and pulls him off as Fire falls on him with an elbow drop.
Baron pulls Spin to his feet, and doesn't see Fire crawl on top of Tytan and hook both legs. Junior counts, but Tytan manages to roll a shoulder just before three. Fire straddles Tytan's shoulders and starts pummeling him with forearms, ignoring Junior's protests. Baron, meanwhile, hits Spin with the Keg Toss, then hauls him up and goes for the Keg Stand, but Spin blocks the move. Spin buries a knee in Baron's stomach, and hauls him over with a gut-wrench suplex. Spin goes to the ropes and drives a knee into Baron's throat, then makes the cover, which draws Fire's attention, and she shoves him off.
Fire grabs Spin in a front face lock and starts driving knees into his face. Spin elbows free, and they start exchanging chops.
Baron and Tytan get to their feet on either side of them and Baron grabs Spin while Tytan grabs Fire, and they hit stereo German suplexes into bridges. Junior makes a double count, but both Fire and Spin roll their shoulders in time. Baron and Tytan drag Spin and Fire to their feet, back them into opposite corners, and lay into them with punches. They hit simultaneous Irish whips, and Fire and Spin collide skull-to-skull in the middle of the ring. They stagger back, and Tytan and Baron plant them with belly-to-belly suplexes. Baron goes for the cover on Spin, but Tytan rolls to his feet, hits the ropes, and kicks him in the head to break it up. While he's occupied Fire gets to her feet, and when Tytan turns around, she springboards off the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. She rolls to her feet and heads to the corner – BFE! Forgoing the cover, she locks Tytan in the Last Chancery.
While she's doing that, Baron gets to his feet and moves in on Spin, who catches him with a punch to the stomach followed by a DDT. He sends Baron to the ropes and kills him with a Spinebuster. Fire sees that and releases Tytan, coming over to break up the potential pin, but Spin rolls to his feet, catches her, and hits a spinebuster, planting her on top of Tytan. Spin turns and kicks Baron in the stomach, and hits the Jaegerbomb. He hooks the leg and Junior counts One...Two...Fire frees herself and dives toward them, but is too late...Three.
WINNERS in 14:59, Spin Hansen, Firewoman and Tytan – Beer Baron is eliminated
POE vs. THIM REYNOLDS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThim Reynolds makes his way to the ring, the Onslaught championship around his waist. Thim doesn’t even notice the fans, he is completely focused on the task at hand. Thim steps between the ropes, and looks ready to go. Poe’s music plays and the imposing world champion steps out to the ramp with Selena by his side. Poe never takes his gaze off of Thim as he slowly makes his way to the ring. He holds the ropes open for Selena and she steps between the ropes and skips around the ring, stopping in front of Thim, then slowly melting back and stepping away under his icy stare. The referee holds the title up in the air, and is about to hand it off to the timekeeper, when Poe takes the title back and hands it to Selena. She takes the belt and slips out of the ring and sits ringside with the title on her lap. The bell rings, and this match is officially underway.
Poe and Thim slowly circle and eye one another. Poe has to be careful not to let Thim get to that damaged ankle. Thim is the master of dislocating joints, and knows all the pressure points. However, if Thim becomes obsessed with one body part, he leaves himself open to Poe’s brutal attack. They finally lock up and Thim grabs an arm wringer and drives Poe to a knee, but Poe is quickly back to his feet, and he reverses it to an arm wringer of his own. The much taller Poe drives Thim to his knees, twisting his arm and threatening to rip it off. Thim gets to his feet, then frees himself with several kicks to the back of Poe’s leg. Thim hits the ropes and tries a chop block, but Poe side steps the move. As Thim stands up, Poe grabs him, scoops him up and plants him on the mat. Poe hits the ropes and tries a leg drop, but Thim rolls out of the way and Poe gets nothing but mat. Thim quickly spins to his feet and catches Poe with a kick to the chest that sends him to the mat, then Thim bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across the champs chest and covers, but Poe kicks out before the referee can even get down on the mat. Thim pulls him to a sitting position and grabs a head lock, but Poe quickly works to his feet and reverses it into a belly to back suplex.
Poe pulls Thim to his feet and whips him into the corner, and follows him in with a clothesline. As Thim staggers forward, Poe goozles him, lifts him and throws him into the corner again, then peepers him with body shots, followed by an elbow to the head. Thim holds onto the ropes, but does not fall to the mat. Poe grabs him by the head and pulls him out of the corner and hits a side slam and covers, but Thim rolls his shoulder at two.
Poe pulls Thim to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Thim reverses it and buries a knee in Poe’s midsection on the rebound, doubling the champ over. Thim kicks Poe’s leg from beneath him and Poe falls to the mat. Thim immediately grabs Poe’s leg and twists, turning his often injured ankle awkwardly. Poe starts to pull himself to the ropes, but Thim lands several stiff kicks to his hamstring, then pulls him back to the middles of the ring. Poe tries to fight his way back to the ropes, but Thim grabs his other leg, and delivers a head but right to the groin! Poe rolls in pain and Thim falls on him and covers, but the champ kicks out at two. Thim pulls him to a sitting position and connects with several stiff kicks to the back and the back of the head. With Poe dazed, Thim hits the ropes and hits a falling clothesline that folds the champ in half, bouncing his forehead off the canvas. Poe falls back and Thim covers again, but once again he can only get a two count.
Thim runs the ropes and drops a knee across Poe’s chest and covers again, but once again the champ rolls his shoulder at two. Thim lands several stiff shots to Poe’s head, disorienting the champ, then tries to lock him in an Anaconda Vice. Poe blocks the move and sits up, forcing Thim back to the mat. A test of strength, of sorts, ensues, with both men sitting on the mat, trying to force the others shoulders down. Thim forces Poe back down, but can only keep his shoulders down for a one count. Poe powers back up and forces Thim’s shoulders down for two, before Thim rolls a shoulder to avoid being counted down. Before Thim can fight his way back up, Poe lifts his leg and drops it across Thim’s face. Thim releases Poe, and Poe gets to his feet, grabs Thim by the legs and quickly flips him over into a Boston crab!
Thim howls in pain, but will not quit. He slowly makes his way to the ropes and forces the break, but you can see the damage has been done. Thim slides to the outside, grabbing his lower back, while Poe gets to his feet inside the ring. Thim reaches in and pulls the champion to the floor, but Poe catches him with a kick to the mid-section before he can do anything. Poe then catches Thim with an uppercut that snaps Thim’s head back and sends him to the floor. Poe quickly pulls Thim to his feet and sends him back first into the ring post, Thim falls to his knees, and Poe charges and catches him with a boot to the jaw. The champ stands over the fallen Thim for a moment, then pulls him to his feet and rolls him under the ropes. Poe covers, but Thim manages to roll his shoulder at two.
Poe pulls Thim to his feet and lifts him, then drops him across his knee in a pendulum backbreaker, keeping him there and pushing down on his jaw trying to get the submission. Thim snarls in pain, but he will not quit. Finally Poe throws him off his knee and covers, but once again Thim kicks out at two.
The match continues on for several minutes, Poe punishes Thim’s back, and Thim fights back with kicks to Poe’s legs, trying to weaken his base. After nearly forty-five minutes of action, Poe pulls Thim up and tries a suplex, but his leg buckles just a little, enough to throw off his balance and let Thim land behind him. Thim immediately pounces and tries to lock on the tazzmission! Thim tries to pull Poe to the mat, but he can’t get the champ down on the canvas. Poe staggers around the ring while Thim hangs on like a bulldog. Finally Poe falls back into the corner and the back of Thim’s head SLAMS into the turnbuckle. Thim is a little rattled, and Poe regains his senses rather quickly. He tries to whip Thim across the ring, but Thim reverses it, then Poe reverses it again. Thim hits the ropes and barely has time to turn around for the rebound when he gets PASTED with the HIEROGLYPH! The kick nearly sends Thim out of the ring, but Poe grabs him and slams him to the mat, falls on him and covers, hooking the leg, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 40:10 - Poe
Poe gets to his feet and Selena comes into the ring and hands him the title. Poe watches Thim as he rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp. As Thim gets to the back, Tytan’s music plays, and when he turns back around to face the ramp, Tytan is already in the ring and he BLASTS Poe in the face with a chain sending the champ to the canvas. Tytan stands over Poe and wraps the chain around his throat and starts to pull him up, when he sees a very frightened Selena standing there. Tytan sneers and lets go of Poe and starts to back Selena into the corner. Before he can lay a hand on him, a bloody Poe gets to his feet, grabs Tytan from behind and rocks him with several shots to the head. Poe whips Tytan to the ropes, trying for the HIEROGLYPH but Tytan grabs the top rope and holds on, then slips out of the ring and heads up the ramp laughing, never taking his eyes off a seething Poe.
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