OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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ECOSYSTEM vs. BOOG RIPKENMaryland All-Star Championship Wrestling world champion Boog Ripken makes his way to the ring and gets a nice ovation from the crowd. The OOWF was even kind enough to let him wear his title belt to the ring. He steps between the ropes and waves to the crowd. After a long delay, with the crowd getting just a bit restless “Minority” by Green Day begins to play, and Ecosystem steps from behind the curtain and gets a MONSTROUS ovation from the crowd. He stands there for a moment soaking it all in, then slowly makes his way to the ring, steps between the ropes and offers his hand to Boog. Boog and Eco shake hands and the referee calls for the bell. The bell rings and the two circle and lock up. Eco grabs Boog’s arm and wrings it, then catches Boog with a savate kick to the midsection, doubling him over. Eco hits the ropes and hits a leaping neck breaker, taking Boog to the mat. Eco falls on him and covers, but only gets a one count. Eco pulls Boog to his feet and scoops him up for a body slam, but Boog slips over Eco’s shoulder, lands behind him and sends him to the ropes. On the rebound Boog catches Eco with a monkey flip, then gets to his feet and catches Eco with a drop kick to the jaw as he gets to his feet. Eco staggers backward to the corner and then charges in and tries another monkey flip out of the corner, but Eco holds on and Boog slams backward to the mat. Eco hops to the second rope and leaps off dropping an elbow across Boog’s chest and covers, and gets a two count. Eco pulls Boog to a sitting position and traps him in a stump puller trying for the submission. Boog grunts in pain, but will not quit, so Eco releases the hold, runs the ropes, and connects with a drop kick to Boog’s face that sends him to the mat. Eco covers again and gets another two count. Both men get to their feet and Eco whips Boog into the corner. Eco charges after him but Boog gets a boot up catching Eco on the jaw. As Eco staggers out of the corner, Boog climbs to the second rope and hits a flying bulldog, flips Eco over and gets a two count. Boog calls for his finisher, the cradle shock. He pulls Eco up and hauls him onto his shoulders and is about to hit the cradle shock when Eco slips off his shoulders and spins him around, grabs him and hits the ENDGAME! Eco flips him over and hooks the leg and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 5:23 - Ecosystem
Tournament For the Titles RUN DEA vs. IHOP – World Tag Team Title Elimination Series – Group A“Bawitdaba” fires up over the PA, and IHOP, Skurge and SYB, make their way down the ramp to a...response. Hard to tell if they like or hate these guys, but at least they're drawing a reaction. They slide into the ring and make eye contact with your referee for the evening; Junior Hale. “Killing in the Name Of” replaces the music, with Davin Moreland and Alexander Darling appearing on the ramp together. They also get a “response”, and it's kind of hard to figure it out. It's certainly more positive than the trash-throwing days. Regardless, they both slide into the ring with a minimum of posing going on. Hale decides it's time to get things started...and WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Both teams go into a huddle to decide who will go first, and it's decided that Davin and Skurge will lead things off. Lock up to start, and it seems like a stalemate until Skurge buries a knee in Davin's midsection. Skurge wrenches Davin into a headlock, and then Davin shoves him off into the ropes. Davin bends down to early for a Back Body Drop, and Skurge kicks him in the face. Davin straightens up, and Skurge hits the ropes and NAILS Davin with a Lariat. A couple of big knee drops, and Skurge decides it's time for a cover, and gets a weak 2. Skurge pulls Davin up, but as he goes in, Davin slaps him away and starts unleashing some vicious Knife-Edge Chops sending Skurge into the corner and tries for a Diamond Cutter, but Skurge shoves him off. Without missing a step, Davin charges into the corner and buries him with a big splash. Skurge stumbles out and Davin destroys him with an old-school DDT, and get himself across the ring to tag in Darling. Darling runs over to Skurge, but he's able to just get to SYB. SYB hesitates, and Darling tosses him into the ring.
Lots of kicking and stomping as Darling looks to assert complete dominance in this match. He pulls up SYB and hits a Slingshot Brainbuster, and that gets a long 2 before Skurge just does get in to break it up. Darling looks to capitalize on the lifeless form of SYB and gets poked in the eye! Clearly, this is as bad as lighting Darling on fire, by the reaction. SYB reaches up, and gets an EYE RAKE to go with the Eye Poke, and Darling might be dead or something. It gives SYB enough time to tag in Skurge who goes flying in after Darling. Darling has the where-with-all to hit the Drop Toe Hold. Skurge face plants, and the blinded Darling tags out to Davin Moreland. Davin wastes no time, and pulls up Skurge and locks him in for a Delayed Vertical Suplex. He shows off and does it with one arm before sending Skurge crashing back to Earth. Davin's right on Skurge, grabbing his legs, and LOCKING ON THE SHARPSHOOTER! This might be it folks, Skurge is in bad shape in the middle of the ring. Time passes, seconds, minutes, and still Skurge won't tap but he's fading.
Finally SYB has recovered enough from his earlier injuries to dive in and break up the hold, and does so. Darling is UNHAPPY about this, and goes into the ring in search of SYB. Hale isn't going to allow those kind of shenanigans I guess, and chases Darling back to his corner. With his back turned, SYB hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE on Davin! Then both members of IHOP eliminate Davin with a Double DDT! Hale turns around to see Skurge has Davin rolled up! Hale slides in, and Skurge grabs the tights! 1! 2! 3!!! What a monster upset!
WINNER in 6:52 by PINFALL...IHOP!
CONCRETE TG vs. THE AMNESIAC vs. MATTE – Onslaught Championship Elimination SeriesCrete and Matte advance to the finals, The Amnesiac is eliminated
KZ vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – World Tag Team Title Elimination Series – Group BThe team that wins this contest will move on to face IHOP for a world heavyweight title shot at the Territorial Beatings IV pay per view. There is no love lost between these two teams, that is for sure. The Team From Down Under is announced first, and they make their way to the ring, but they are not there for long. Kz is announced, and they storm toward the ring and are met halfway up the ramp by Jack and Gator, and the fight is ON!
Jack and LD tear into one another with stiff punches and chops. Gator ducks a punch from Moose and spears him, and both men fall off the ramp to the floor between the ramp and the barricade for the crowd. On the floor they tear at one another slowly getting to their feet. Gator lunges for Moose, but he side steps and slams Gator face first into the ramp, then clotheslines him over the guardrail and into the crowd. Moose grabs a chair from a fan, and as soon as Gator gets to his feet, he PASTES him with a chair shot.
Meanwhile on the ramp, LD rakes the eyes, then hits a legsweep/chokeslam on Jack, slamming the back of his head against the steel ramp. LD grabs him by the arms and pulls him up the ramp to the top of the stage. There LD unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! Peppering Jack with punches and kicks before pulling him to his feet and trying a CANADIAN DESTROYER! Before LD can hit the move though, Jack back drops out of it, sending LD crashing to the steel.
On the floor, Moose pulls Gator through the crowd, grabbing anything that he can and slamming Gator in the face with it. Moose spots a cookie sheet and grabs it and SLAMS it down on Gator’s head. That move alone doesn’t do much, but it badly bends the cookie sheet. Moose keeps bending it until the sheet breaks in two and then uses the razor shape edges to slice into Gator’s forehead! It only takes a few seconds before Gator is a bloody mess, and the fans are screaming in horror.
At the top of the ramp, Jack drags LD to his feet, scoops him up and slams him hard on the steel ramp, then mounts him and connects with repeated shots to the face. Jack snarls and pulls Williams up and runs him face first into the set, and as he staggers backward, Jack grabs him again and runs him FACE FIRST THROUGH THE plate glass part of the set! Somewhere the Defenestrators are smiling. Williams falls away from the glass and we see blood pouring down his face. Jack stares down at Williams with hate in his eyes, and that’s when he notices a 10,000 watt search light just off the stage!
Meanwhile back on the floor, Moose drags a bloody GatorBait out of the crowd and into the concourse. He tries to whip Gator into one of the supporting pillars of the arena, but Gator reverses it and sends Moose face first into the fire extinguisher box on the post. Break glass in case of emergency indeed. Moose falls to the floor, and now he is bleeding as well. Gator grabs the extinguisher and waits for Moose to get to his feet, then SLAMS it into his face! Moose falls to the floor, grabbing his jaw and moaning in pain. Gator is not done though, he brings the extinguisher down on Moose’s lower back repeatedly, until Moose is no longer moving.
Meanwhile Jack pulls Williams to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts then tries to whip him into the search light, but LD reverses it at the last minutes and Jack SLAMS THROUGH THE GLASS AND INTO THE SEARCH LIGHT! The light erupts in sparks and smoke, and we hear Jack yell in pain. Now, if this were the WWE, medical officials would rush to his aid and pronounce him dead. But we are not the WWE, so instead LD pulls him out of the light and slams him onto the floor. Jack is bloody and a little charred from the “explosion.” Williams doesn’t seem to notice and he flips Jack over on the stage and tries to lock him in the cross face, but Jack fights it. Finally after several minutes of trying, LD breaks the hold, pulls Jack to his feet, kicks him in the gut and DDT’S HIM ON THE STAGE!
We are back in the concourse where Gator is sitting on Moose’s lower back and has him in a camel clutch pulling back on a t-shirt wrapped around Moose’s throat. Moose tears at the shirt as the pressure in his head causes blood to spurt across the floor in a kind of sickening display. Finally Gator breaks the hold and slams Moose’s head onto the floor, then grabs his leg and drags him to a near by condiment table. Gator pulls Moose to his feet and SUPLEXES HIM ON THE TABLE! Pickles, mustard, ketchup and onions fly everywhere as the table explodes beneath Moose. Gator grabs a metal bowl full of onions, throws the onions in Moose’s face as he stands up, then conks him upside the head with the bowl. Moose staggers away and Gator runs after him and catches him with a bulldog on the cement floor.
Back at the top of the ramp, LD pulls a barely conscious Outback Jack to his feet and drags him to the edge of the stage. He slams him face first into the side of the broken search light, then sets him up and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE STAGE AND INTO A CONVEINENTLY PLACED TABLE OF ELECTRONIC STUFF! There is another mini explosion, and this time, both men may be dead. The table breaks and both men hit the floor tangled in equipment and wires and smoking debris. The crowd pops with a very appropriate HOLY SHIT! Chant and NOW officials head to see if either man still has a pulse.
Meanwhile, oblivious to the fact that both their partners may be dead, Gator has Moose on the floor, a pool of blood spreading around Moose’s head. He grabs Moose and drags him down the hall to the Stairwell of Extreme Violence. Gator kicks the door open and drags Moose to the top of the stairs, then pulls him to his knees and throws him down the stairs! Moose lands on the landing and tries to get his bearings. Gator disappears for a moment, then comes back with a sledgehammer and stands at the top of the stairs yelling for Moose to get to his feet. As Moose struggles to his feet, Gator leaps from the top of the stairs intending to cave Moose’s skull in with the sledge hammer. Gator doesn’t see Moose dig into his pocket and pull out a little chain which he wraps around his fist. Moose side steps a little and NAILS Gator with a heart punch, WHILE GATOR IS IN MID-AIR! Gator falls to the landing gasping for breath and holding his chest. Moose gets a couple more good shots in, opening another gash on Gator’s face before Moose disappears down the steps. The camera stays on Gator, but off camera we hear the sound of a large chain being dragged on the floor. We know what is coming.
Back in the mess of broken electronics, it appears as though they are NOT dead at all. LD is on his knees, and he has a hold of Jack’s head and he is hammering him with punches. Jack saves himself by grabbing a monitor and hurling it at LD’s head. It scores a glancing blow, which is enough to send LD to the floor and give Jack enough time to get to his feet. Jack grabs the wires from the wreckage and loops them around LD’s throat and he pulls him out of the wreckage and tries uses them to whip LD across the floor. LD hits the concrete and slides into a section of chairs that have been abandoned by the crowd. Jack grabs one of the chairs and SLAMS it across LD’s face, sending him to the floor. Jack then looks around, dazed, and calls for more chairs. Well before long, it is ECW all over again as chairs fly in from everywhere. One catches Jack on the shoulder and he staggers away, but most land on top of LD and before order can be restored, LD Williams is buried under hundreds of chairs.
Back on the Stairwell of Extreme Violence, Moose is back on the landing and he wraps the chain around Gator’s throat. Moose has a few words for Gator as he is about to throw him over the railing. From this vantage point we can see through the doorway into the bowels of the arena. Moose is about to toss Gator, when a strange shadow crosses across the doorway, lasting just a second, then disappearing. It catches Moose’s attention and distracts him long enough for Gator to grab the other end of the chain and WHIP it across Moose’s face. Moose staggers backward against the wall and slumps to the floor, grabbing his face. When Moose pulls his hands away, we see that the chain TORE a nasty gash just above his eye and Moose is bleeding profusely. Gator loops the chain around Moose’s throat and drags him up the stairs back into the concourse. They are both a bloody mess, and are slowly heading toward the ring.
LD is slowly trying to climb out of the pile of chairs. Jack grabs him by the head and roughly pulls him from beneath the chairs, one arm hanging limply where he got hit by a chair. Jack pulls LD to his feet and slams him face first into the guard rail. Williams falls to the floor, and when he tries to get back up, his leg buckles and he falls back to the floor. Jack takes a few steps back and gets a running start and connects with a kick to LD’s jaw that sends him to the floor, but Jack loses his balance and falls to the floor as well.
At the top of the ramp Moose and Gator appear from backstage, both terribly bloody and throwing punches that don’t have a whole lot behind them anymore. Gator charges at Moose, but Moose back drops him onto the ramp, and Gator rolls about halfway to the ring. Moose drags the chain behind him, slowly wrapping it around his fist. When Gator gets to his feet, Moose BLASTS him between the eyes, sending him the rest of the way down the ramp to ringside.
LD and Jack see Moose and Gator, and they start fighting each other and making their way through the crowd, and soon they are also at ringside. Jack catches LD stepping on an empty chair and coming over the guard rail and hooks him for a suplex, but Moose runs down the floor and BLASTS Jack upside the head with the chain wrapped fist. Jack falls to the floor and grabs the side of his head, and we see blood running from his ear. LD heads around to the other side of the ring and pulls a table from beneath the ring and slides it into the ring, then slowly climbs in and begins setting it up, FINALLY making this match official. Moose pulls Jack to his feet, then turns and looks, and suddenly there is a large man sitting in what was an empty seat just moments ago. The two men lock eyes, the large man turns his head slightly at Moose and shakes with silent laughter. The distraction allows Gator to blind side Moose, stunning him momentarily. Jack and Gator are both up and they hit the CALL OF THE WILD on Moose! Moose is DEAD!
Inside the ring, LD has the table set up and hasn’t seen what has happened to his partner. LD turns around and Jack and Gator are both in the ring. LD knows he is outnumbered, but he sneers at the Aussies and goes after Jack. Gator nails him from behind, and the two beat him down to the ground. Jack pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes, and they catch LD with the DINGO DEATH DROP THROUGH THE TABLE! A blood soaked Gator collapses onto LD and the referee hits the mat and makes the three count.
WINNERS in 1:27 (actual time 26:14) The Team From Down Under
The Aussies struggle to their feet and the referee raises their hands in victory. From behind, we see Moosehead Jack stagger into the ring with a barbed wire wrapped chair. Jack turns around just in time to take a WICKED chair shot to the head. Gator tackles Moose, but LD grabs his leg and pulls him off Moose and JAMS the barbed wire chair into his gut. Kz moves quickly now, LD lays the chair on its side, standing up and puts Gator’s throat on the chair, the barbed wire digs into his neck. Moose gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes, leaps in the air and DROPS A LEG ACROSS THE BACK OF GATOR’S HEAD! It drives his throat onto the steel chair, the barbs tear at his throat and he falls to the mat clutching at his throat gasping for air. As Gator writhes in pain, medics storm the ring and check on him. Kz admires their work for a moment, then notice Jack has the barbed wire chair and Stank and Spin are heading for the ring, so they beat a hasty retreat.
CHRIS EVANS vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. STANK – Intercontinental Title Elimination SeriesChris Evans is announced first and heads to the ring. He slides beneath the ropes and heads to the corner and waits, sitting on the top turnbuckle. Seamus McNasty is out next, he is carrying the Irish flag in one hand and a bottle of Jamesons in the other. He gets to the ring and walks up to Evans and offers him some whiskey, Evans just glares at him. Seamus smirks and heads back to his corner to wait for the third member of this match. Finally, Stank is announced, and he comes to the ring, looking a little worse for the wear after last week’s match, but certainly nothing he is not used to. The crowd gives Stank a nice ovation and he steps between the ropes, and immediately heads to a corner and steps back out of the ring, very content to let Evans and Seamus start things off. Good plan Stank. The referee calls for the bell and we are underway.
Seamus moves to the center of the ring and smirks at Evans, who remains on the top turnbuckle. Once again, Evans is the smallest dog in the fight, so he is going to have to be smart to win. Seamus taunts Evans, pointing to his chin and daring him to take a shot. Finally Evans has had enough and walks to the middle of the ring, and BACKHANDS Seamus! Seamus is a little stunned by this, and Evans nails him with a kick to the gut, then hits the ropes and nails him with a flipping neck breaker. Evans snaps and mounts Seamus and hammers him with shots to the temple. A clearly pissed off Evans gets to his feet and yells at Stank to come get some. Stank holds up his hands and shakes his head. Evans turns around and pulls Seamus to his feet and tries to whip him to the corner, but Seamus reverses it and sends Evans. Evans runs the turnbuckles and leaps at Seamus, trying for a hurracanrana, but Seamus catches him. Evans hammers him with shots to the head and Seamus staggers toward the ropes. Evans regains control and snaps Seamus over the top rope to the floor. Evans lands on the apron and steps between the ropes and runs to the opposite ropes, rebounds, then leaps over the top rope at Seamus, but at the last second Seamus moves out of the way and Evans crashes and burns, slamming back first onto the concrete.
Seamus is up first and he pulls Evans off the floor and rolls him under the bottom rope. Seamus follows him and covers, but Evans kicks out at two. Seamus pulls Evans to his feet, scoops him up and hits a running power slam into the corner, then ties Evans in the Tree of Woe, gets a running start and SLAMS a knee into his mid section. Evans falls to the mat gasping for breath, but Seamus isn’t done, he yanks Evans to the middle of the ring and hits an ALABAMA SLAM! He covers a dazed Evans and gets a two count. Evans JUST rolls his shoulder avoiding the three. Seamus gets to his feet and stares at Stank on the apron. The two exchange words, Seamus keeping one eye on Evans and kicking him in the ribs each time he tries to get to his feet. As the argument with Stank gets a little more heated, Seamus pays a little less attention to Evans, and finally when he goes for the last kick, Evans grabs his leg and takes him to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip! Evans gets to his feet and turns to the corner where Stank is and holds out his hand. Stank seems to consider not making the tag after what happened last week, but eventually he slaps Evans hand, rather hard, and comes into the match.
Stank charges into the ring and catches Seamus with a clothesline as he gets to his feet. Seamus pops back up and eats another one. He pops up one more time and Stank tries a third clothesline but Seamus decks him with a straight right to the jaw that staggers the big man and draws a warning from the referee. Seamus sends Stank to the ropes and catches him with a spine buster in the middle of the ring. Seamus covers Stank, but he can only get a two count.
There is a bit of a commotion from the crowd, and we see DH Magnusson has made his way to ringside. He takes his spot at ringside and just glares at the men inside the ring with his arms folded across his chest. Evans seems to notice him, but Stank and Seamus do not. Seamus pulls Stank up and tries a suplex, but Stank blocks the attempt twice, then slips free and SLAMS Seamus between the eyes with a head butt. Seamus staggers around the ring, but does not go down, that is until Stank bounds off the ropes and connects with a big boot to the face that almost sends Seamus’ head into the seventh row. Seamus hits the mat, and Stank motions for the STANK-U! He pulls Seamus up onto his shoulders, and walks around the ring, then sees Evans with his hand out. Stank makes the tag, hits the STANK-U and Evans springs to the top rope and hits a PERFECT SSP! The referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, thre…..NO! How the hell did Seamus roll his shoulder?
Evans gets to his feet and measures Seamus, yelling for him to get to his feet, Seamus does and Evans charges and NAILS him with a spinning double axe handle to the jaw. Seamus hits the mat, but doesn’t stay down, he slowly gets to his feet and Evans charges to the ropes and springs onto the middle rope….but from outside the ring, DH Magnusson has moved closer to the ring, he reaches out and grabs Evans ankle, and Evans slips off the middle rope and guillotines himself on the top rope! Evans head snaps back and he staggers to the middle of the ring where Seamus is waiting. Seamus grabs him and hits the IRISH CAR BOMB! He covers, hooking the leg – and a bit of tights – and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 15:57 – Stank & Seamus McNasty – Chris Evans is eliminated
After the match Evans gets back onto his feet and glares at Magnusson. DH just smirks and turns around and heads to the back without saying a word. Inside the ring, Seamus and Stank go nose to nose, but Seamus backs away and heads up the ramp holding up one finger (you guess which one) one more to go.
TYTAN vs. FIREWOMAN vs. SPIN HANSEN – World Heavyweight Title Elimination SeriesFirewoman enters the arena first, to a decidedly mixed response. She climbs the ropes and poses, then slides out of the ring as Spin Hansen is introduced. Spin makes way down the aisle, stopping to greet the fans on the way. The crowd's cheers turn to enthusiastic boos as the monster Tytan steps onto the stage. Tytan doesn't even seem to notice the crowd, staring straight at Fire as he storms down the aisle. Tytan slides into the ring and heads toward Firewoman on the other side, but walks into a haymaker from Spin. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and they're off.
Spin continues his assault with punches, then runs Tytan face-first into the corner. He hooks on a full nelson and holds him in place as Fire vaults to the top rope. She leaps, and levels Tytan with a dropkick. She and Spin drag Tytan to his feet, send him to the ropes, and double him over with twin fists to the midsection. Tytan staggers back, and as he straightens up, Spin hits a discus clothesline as Fire goes low and sweeps the legs. Tytan slams to the mat, and Fire continues her rotation, nailing spin with a punch in the stomach, then dropping him with jawbreaker. She rolls onto Tytan and hooks the leg, getting a two count before Spin drags her off.
Spin hauls Fire to her feet and spins her around, but gets kicked in the face for his trouble. Fire hits the ropes and tries for a flying forearm but Spin snags her out of the air and drives her to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hoists Fire for a delayed vertical suplex, but Tytan spears him, sending all three combatants tumbling through the ropes to the floor. Fire falls the farthest, but she lands on top, so is the first one to drag herself to her feet. She climbs onto the apron and hits an Asai Firesault onto Tytan as he gets up. She rolls him over and grabs his arms, and curbstomps his face into the floor. Spin stirs as well, so she punts him in the face, grabs his arms, and curbstomps him as well. Fire slides into the ring and waits for someone to get up.
Tytan is the first to his feet, and Fire sprints across the ring. She feints at the last moment, spinning between the top and middle ropes and back into the ring. Fire lands on her feet, but Tytan reaches in and trips her, sending her to the mat. Tytan slides into the ring and stomps on Fire, then sends her to the ropes and plants her with a powerslam. He hooks the leg, but Fire kicks out after a long two count.
Tytan sends Fire hard into the corner and crushes her with a clothesline. He gets in a series of punches, then lifts her onto the top rope. As Tytan climbs up as well and sets up a superplex, Spin slides into the ring. He gets underneath Tytan and turns the move into a Tower of Doom. This time, Fire does take the brunt of it, but neither opponent is very quick to cover. Spin crawls over and hooks the leg, but Tytan drops an elbow to break it up.
Spin rolls to his feet and moves in on Tytan, who catches him with a punch to the stomach, followed by a DDT. Tytan goes to the ropes and drives a knee into Spin's nose, then covers and hooks the leg. Junior gets into position, but Fire breaks that up with a swift kick to the Tytan family Jewels. Tytan rolls off and Fire hits a leg drop on Spin before making her own cover. Spin kicks out just before three. Fire pulls Spin to his feet and delivers a series of chops. Spin responds in kind, then ducks behind Fire and grabs her for a German Suplex. Before he hits it, Tytan is up and grabs him from behind. With a roar, Tytan takes both Spin and Fire over and drives them to the mat. Fire rolls away and Tytan bridges, holding Spin down for a long two count.
Tytan drags Spin to his feet, sends him to the ropes, and levels him with the Decapitator. He hoists Spin for the Final Fallout, but Fire kicks his knee, knocking him off balance. As Tytan stumbles, Spin falls forward, but Tytan catches him in a fallaway slam position. Fire hits the ropes and dropkicks Spin in the back toppling him to the mat on top of the Monster. Junior counts, but Tytan kicks out at two. Tytan rolls to his feet and Fire greets him with a kick to the temple. She moves in and hits a further series of kicks, then attempts an Irish whip. Tytan reverses and sends Fire to the ropes. She ducks a decapitator attempt, and Spin drives his shoulder into Tytan's stomach, doubling him over. Fire comes off the ropes and hits Tytan with a bulldog, then rolls him over and completes the Firestomp. Fire goes to the corner and hits the BFE – but Spin catches her on his shoulder and spins around, powerslaming her onto Tytan. Fire bounces off and lands on the mat, and Spin falls on her for the cover. One...Two...Three! Tytan tries to break up the pin, but he is just a moment too late
WINNER, in 14:23, Spin Hansen. Spin & Tytan advance to the finals.
After the match, Tytan gets to his feet and grabs Fire and LAWNDARTS her between the ropes to the floor. Tytan grabs Spin Hansen and hits the STEINER SCREWDRIVER! Tytan is not finished though, he slips out of the ring and grabs his chain and climbs back into the ring and waits for Spin to get to his feet, when he does Tytan BLASTS him between the eyes with the chain. Spin hits the mat, and Tytan hammers away. Finally Stank heads to the ring and Tytan retreats pausing to take a long look at Fire before he heads to the back.
THIM REYOLDS vs. BLITZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchBlitz makes his way to the ring, slapping hands on the way. The Heroes Guild member flips over the top rope and runs the ropes in the middle of the ring. His opponent, the OOWF onslaught champion Thim Reynolds, is announced next and he makes his way to the ring. Thim pauses on the apron, and stares across the ring at Blitz, then steps between the ropes, never taking his eyes off of Blitz. Thim hands the referee the title, and the ref holds it high in the air, and then calls for the bell, this match is ready to begin!
The two slowly circle, then lock up, Thim immediately catches Blitz with a knee to the mid section, then snapmares him to the mat, and catches him with a stiff kick to the back. Blitz writhes in pain, but quickly spins to his feet. Thim grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Blitz ducks it and hits the ropes again, Thim steadies himself, but Blitz slides between his legs and pops to his feet behind Thim, and nails Thim with a lung blower! Now Thim is on the mat in pain. He quickly gets to one knee and Blitz charges in trying for a kick to the head, but Thim sweeps his legs and sends him to the mat, then grabs his leg and flips him over in a half Boston Crab. Thim reaches back and grabs Blitz by the head and pulls back, trying for the submission, but Blitz will not quit. After several seconds of torture, Thim releases the hold and gets to his feet, then drops a knee into the small of Blitz’s back, rolls him over and covers, but only gets a two count.
Both men get to their feet and Blitz runs to the ropes and leaps on the middle rope and tries a spring board back elbow, but Thim catches him and DRIVES him to the mat. Thim immediately drives repeated knees across Blitz’s face, then grabs his arm and traps him in a Fujiwara arm bar trying for the submission. Blitz tries to block it, but Thim uses his strength advantage to lock the move in. Blitz works toward the ropes and forces the break, his first. Thim releases the hold and Blitz slides out of the ring to the floor and tries to get the feeling back in his arm. Thim sits on the middle rope and invites Blitz back into the ring. Blitz hops onto the apron and Thim tries to hook him for a suplex, but Blitz blocks it and connects with several kicks to the side of Thim’s head that sends him into the ring. Blitz hops to the top rope and tries a springboard 450 but Thim gets his knees up and Blitz crashes and burns.
Thim pulls Blitz to his knees and hits a short DDT, hooks him and rolls him over and covers, but can only get a two count. Thim grabs the back of Blitz’s head and peppers him with forearms to the side of the head, then sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Blitz stops and tries to hook Thim for a pedigree, but Thim lifts Blitz and charges toward the corner, dropping Blitz into the corner and SLAMMING the back of his head against the middle turnbuckle. Thim takes a few steps back and charges in again and DRILLS Blitz in the face with a knee. Blitz is dazed as Thim pulls him out of the corner to the middle of the ring and lifts him onto his shoulders. Before Thim can hit a move though, Blitz reverses it into a crucifix for a two count. Thim snarls and gets to his feet and swings wildly, Blitz ducks and POPS Thim with a super kick to the mouth. Thim hits the mat and Blitz heads to the corner, but Blitz takes just a bit too long climbing the corner, and Thim was playing a little possum. Thim gets up and knocks Blitz’s feet from beneath him crotching him on the top rope. Thim grabs Blitz and hits the MUSCLE BUSTER! Then flips Blitz over and locks him in the tazz-mission! Blitz struggles, but quickly fades and is forced to tap out.
WINNER in 9:14 – Thim Reynolds
As Thim gets to his feet, the crowd pops. Thim looks a little confused, then turns around and sees Ecosystem standing behind him with the Onslaught title in his hands. Thim’s eyes narrow as he anticipates what Eco is going to do next. Eco stares at the title for a moment, then hands it to Thim and backs out of the ring slowly and heads to the back.
<we cut to the back, to GM the Rick’s office where The Chickenshit Heels and Cowboy Up are standing, ready for their match>
AA: Ok Rick, ask them
GMtR: Is this REALLY necessary? We will take care of this in time, it is really only a detail
JA: No way. We deserve to know, as champions, we DEMAND to know. These guys could be anyone! How are we supposed to prepare for ANYONE!
AA: They could be High Energy!
JA: They could be the New Breed
AA: They could be the Can-Am Connection!
JA: They could be John Tatum and Jack Victory!
AA: Old school, nice!
JA: Thanks!
<TCH share a high five>
AA: They could be Doom!
JA: They could be……wait, Doom? Really?
AA: Well…..maybe.
GMtR: FINE! ENOUGH! Dammit. <turning to Cowboy Up> Boys, I am afraid I am going to have to know who you are before I can put you in this title match. As big of dipshits as Johnny and AA are, they DO have a point
<TCH share another high five>
GMtR: So, what’s it gonna be?
<Zane Myers and Chad Madison huddle for a moment and talk among themselves. After several tense seconds they finally turn to GM the Rick>
ZM: Rick, we respect your stance, but you have to understand that if we reveal who we are, it will be used against us. Maybe at some point we can sit and work this out……without the glare of the cameras, but now is not the time, so, we will bow out of the title match tonight
<TCH celebrate>
CM:<looking at TCH> You boys dodged an angry bull tonight, but let me say this, yours is comin. And comin soon.
<Cowboy Up leave the office, leaving a jubilant TCH celebrating their “victory” They are sitting in the overstuffed chairs with their feet on Rick’s desk>
GMtR: Well?
AA: Well what?
GMtR: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU STILL HAVE A MATCH!
JA: Oh…..OH YEAH!
AA:<As they are leaving> Who are we facing again?
JA: No ideaTHE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE HEROES GUILD – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Heroes Guild sprint to the ring and slide under the bottom rope and head to the corners where they play the crowd and pose for pictures. What HAD been a three way dance for the titles is now a one on one match. As the Heroes make their way to their corner and discuss some last minute strategy, the OOWF world tag team champion Chickenshit Heels make their way to the ring. About half way to the ring they finally seem to realize who they are defending their titles against. Johnny and AA both start laughing and huddle up. Thanks to an invisible ninja cameraman we hear AA say “thank GOD! I thought it was a GOOD team! This will be a breeze!” Johnny seems to agree and the Heels swagger to the ring, stand on the apron and hold the titles high in the air and taunt the crowd. From across the ring, Larson and Nayr charge and connect with drop kicks to their backs, sending both Heels off the apron and crashing into the guard rail, the tag titles flying to the floor. Johnny and AA get to their feet and feign rage, and when they turn back to the ring, Larson and Nayr charge and dive between the ropes and KILL the Heels. The Heroes roll the champs back into the ring, and follow, and the referee calls for the bell making this one official.
Johnny and AA are both on their knees in the middle of the ring begging off, but Larson and Nayr will have none of it. They connect with kicks to the chest and pull them to their feet and back them in opposite corners and both of them climb to the second rope and do the Sing Along Ten Punch Of Doom. The Heels are wobbly and The Heroes whip them to the middle of the ring, right at one another, but Johnny and AA put on the breaks just before they collide. Both point to their heads to remind everyone of just how smart they are. Too bad though, Larson and Nayr connect with drop kicks to the back of their heads, sending them skull first into one another. Johnny sells it like the Rock, flopping around the ring before rolling under the ropes to the floor. AA stands in the middle of the ring on wobbly legs, yells at Larson, then takes a few steps toward him, then Flair Flops right on his face in the middle of the ring. Larson darts in and rolls AA over and covers, but AA rolls his shoulder just before the three count.
Larson pulls AA to his feet and has him hooked for a suplex when Johnny comes in and tries to attack him from behind but Nayr cuts him off and catches Johnny with a knife edge chop. The Heroes grabs TCH and nail a double noggin knocker, and both Heels fall to the mat. Larson and Nayr grabs their legs and fall to the mat and start rowing the boat, stretching out AA and Johnny’s hamstrings. The Heels howl in pain and scurry out of the ring to the floor. The Heroes play to the crowd in the ring. Finally Johnny heads to the corner and AA slowly climbs onto the apron. Larson grabs him and tries to hook him for a suplex into the ring, but AA nails a scientific thumb to the eye. As Larson staggers away from the ropes, AA hits the ropes and clips Larson’s leg from behind and takes him to the mat, then reaches out and tags in Johnny Adrenaline.
Adrenaline comes in and immediately drops a knee across the inside of Larson’s leg, then drags him to the ropes and puts his leg on the bottom rope and springs off the ropes and drops a knee across the inside of his knee. Johnny pulls Larson away from the ropes and twists his knee trying for the submission, but Larson will not give up. AA starts to come into the ring, drawing Nayr into the ring as well, the referee turns around to get Nayr out of the ring, and AA claps his hands and comes in and takes over for Johnny. The fans are outraged and Nayr comes back into the ring to protest. When he does, Johnny claps and comes in and works the leg while AA slips out of the ring. Nayr is furious in the middle of the ring, the fans are beside themselves, and AA is on the apron pointing to his head again letting everyone know how smart he is. Nayr goes to the apron and looks around, then claps loudly. Johnny releases the hold and turns to leave the ring but AA just stares at him.
AA: What?
JA: You did the tag thing
AA: No I didn’t
JA: I heard it!
AA: Wasn’t me
As The Chickenshit Heels stand there and argue, with the referee just staring at them in disbelief, Larson runs up behind Johnny and grabs him around the waist, sending him crashing into AA, sending AA off the apron to the floor. Larson hits a bridging German suplex, and gets a two count, Johnny rolls his shoulder at the last possible second. Larson gets to his feet and tags in Nayr, Nayr flies into the ring, catching Johnny with a back elbow to the jaw as he gets to his feet. Johnny pops right to his feet and walks into a scoop slam from Nayr. Nayr funs to the ropes, leaps on the second rope and springs backward, and hits a Million Dollar spring board fist drop, nailing Adrenaline right between the eyes! Johnny sits up grabbing his head, scooting around the ring yelling in pain. Nayr lines him up and BLASTS him in the face with a kick, sending Adrenaline to the mat. Nayr covers, but Johnny gets out at two. Adrenaline is looking to tag in AA but he is still on the outside selling…..errrr…..recovering from that noggin knocker from Johnny.
Nayr waits for Johnny to get to his feet and PASTES him with a superkick! Adrenaline falls to the mat clutching his mouth in agony. Nayr heads to the top rope and calls for the Mordor Hangover! As Nayr is climbing Johnny calls for the referee, claiming injury. As referee Angel Barros leans in to see what he is talking about, Johnny pulls him down on top of him just as Nayr leaps and Nayr drops a leg across the back of Barros’ head! The referee is OUT! Nayr gets to his feet and stares in shock. Bryce Larson snaps him back to reality by yelling for the tag, Nayr tags in and Larson rushes in and pulls a dazed Adrenaline to his feet. Nayr sees AA on the apron, and he runs to the corner, leaps to the top rope and snaps AA to the floor with a hurracarana. Larson sends Adrenaline to the ropes and catches him with a release belly to belly suplex, then locks him in the CATTLE MUTILATION! Adrenaline is nowhere near the ropes! But there is no referee! Johnny fights, but he can’t escape! As Johnny slips into unconsciousness, referee Davis Hightower slides into the ring and checks Johnny and immediately calls for the bell! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 18:43 – The Heroes Guild
Larson and Nayr celebrate in the middle of the ring as Hightower hands them the tag team titles. Johnny still hasn’t moved, and AA is back in the ring protesting in disbelief. Just as The Heroes are about to leave though, referee Angel Barros comes back in and grabs the titles from the Heroes and waves his hands! What the hell is going on? Barros, holding the back of his neck, confers with Hightower, and the announcer, and finally we get the result.
Referee Angel Barros has disqualified the Chickenshit Heels for intentionally endangering the referee, therefore, the WINNERS of the match are The Heroes Guild, by disqualification, The Chickenshit Heels retain the titles!
WINNERS in 16:51 by Disqualification – The Heroes Guild
AA is ecstatic and grabs the titles and bails out of the ring, then reaches in and pulls a barely conscious Adrenaline out of the ring. He hands Johnny his half of the title and they stagger to the back, thankful to have escaped with their titles
THE DEAD vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match"Doomsday Clock" is played, and the crowd stands and cheers for the The Dead. The Dead is, for the most part, still on a roll, with mostly wins since his return. He slides into the ring, and nods in appreciation at the crowd. "Calm Before the Storm" is next, as is DH Magnusson, with Spencer Darling, who comes out to mixed reviews. DH glares at the crowd, and then at The Dead. Angelo Barros reminds both men of the rules and then calls for the bell. In the opening lock up, DH Magnusson easily gets the advantage, and after some initial shoving, does the usual exchange of arm locks and twists. DH finally pushes Dead all the way into the corner, and Barros starts the count. DHM steps back and then smacks The Dead with the Bitchslap of Disrespect. The Dead is less than pleased and wastes no time barreling into DHM. He pushes him about two-thirds of the way back across the ring, grabs him for a short-armed clothesline. DH goes down and The Dead tries to Garvin stomps him. He gets about half way around, and DH grabs his leg, and yanks Dead onto his back. DH sits up and maneuvers Dead into an attempted figure four, but Dead is able to counter by pushing DH off with his free foot before DH can get the lock. DH rolls backward, and The Dead takes the early opportunity to help him land on his back, and makes a quick pin. DH kicks out and is immediately on his feet, and Dead rises to meet him. He wastes no time grabbing DH's arm and Irish whipping him to the corner. He follows in quickly with a splash, and follows up with another whip into the ropes. DH bounces back, runs past Dead and hits his Hangman's Neckbreaker. Dead is down, and DH makes a cover for two. DH sits back and Dead gets up, holding the neck. DH sees his opportunity, stands, and tries to hit the Thundercrack. But instead of head-butting Dead, he head-butts canvas, as Dead rolls away. Spencer Darling climbs to the apron to try and check on DH, but Barros shoos her off. DH is fine, but a bit woozy. Dead grabs DH and goes for the whip into the ropes again, but DH counters it, and whips Dead into the ropes. Dead leaps and bounces off the second ropes, into a Springboard DDT. DH is down, and Dead covers one-two-NO! DH gets a shoulder up. The Dead releases, and DH starts to roll toward the edge, when Spencer Darling tosses in DH's trusty logging chain. Barros hears it clank and turns, admonishing Spenser. While he throws it out, Spenser moves to the other side of the ring, and tosses in a chair. Barros doesn't actually see it, because he's gotten the chain tangled around his foot. While he kicks it free, Spencer goes back around to where Barros is, and makes a big show of helping him out with the chain. While doing that, DH goes for the chair. The Dead hits a drop toe-hold, so that DH falls right on the chair. Dead rolls him over and makes a pin, but DH kicks out at two. Dead picks him up and hits one right haymaker after another, but on the fourth one, DH grabs him, and Jersey Turnpike's him to the mat. He makes a pin and Dead gets a shoulder up at two. Both men stand, Dead a bit more slowly than DH. DH hits a series of lefts, and grabs Dead for a suplex, but Dead digs deep and pushes him off. DH bounces off the rope, and then back toward Dead right into a big boot. Close-the-Casket! Dead scrambles to cover for the pin, one-two-three!
WINNER in 16:09 – The Dead
POE vs. THE BEER BARON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchIt’s time for the main event here in Hollywood and it’s an OOWF World Heavyweight Title match. Coming out first as Led Zeppelin’s “When The Levee Breaks” begins to play is the relative newcomer to the OOWF, Beer Baron. The newcomer is already a champion here in the OOWF as he is 1/3 of the current OOWF Trios Champions with Cowboy Up, but tonight is his biggest match to date as he faces the current and dominant OOWF Champion, Poe. Baron makes his way down to ringside to a nice mixed reaction from the local crowd making sure to slap a few fans hands as he gets to ringside. He makes his way into the ring and looks very focused as he has a chance to become the biggest fish in the lake tonight with a victory over the champ. And here comes the champ to “Mausam & Escape” as he rises up from beneath the stage through his ring of fire. Selena, as usual is at his side carrying the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship belt. They make their way down to ringside and the crowd is halfway solidly behind Poe and even more so as Selena stops halfway down the ramp and does a little belly dance for those in attendance. Poe just smiles and shakes his head as he jumps up onto the apron and enters the ring. Selena takes a seat on the outside and starts petting the belt like it’s a living thing. Anyways…
Senior OOWF referee Angelos Barros calls both combatants to the center of the ring and goes over the rules for this match one last time. He sends both men back to a neutral corner, but Poe reaches out and grabs Beer Baron before he can walk away. BB looks like he’s about to swing, but Poe extends his hand and looks like he’s asking for a handshake. Beer looks around the crowd, who seem to be mixed on what he should do, but after a moment he extends his hand and the two big men start this one off on the same level. Poe heads back to his corner and stretches on the ropes while BB gets to his corner and bends down and seems to be doing some last-second hyping himself up. Barros looks between the two and feels like they are ready and he calls for the bell. Baron takes a second longer to become aware of the bell ringing and it costs him big time as he turns around and steps out of the corner right into a
HIEROGLYPH…
Is this match over already?
Poe drags him out of the corner and makes the cover. But Beer Baron barely gets his shoulder up at two-and-a-half. What a start to this match as Poe seems like a man possessed. He drags Baron up to his feet and whips him hard into the corner and follows up with a clothesline that would have sent Beer flying if he wasn’t being held up in the corner. Poe follows up with some back elbows to the side of BB’s head. Barros is trying to pull him off, but Poe snarls in his direction. Barros doesn’t back off and begins to count…Poe finally lets go at four and backs up. He waits for Baron to stumble out of the corner and as he does Poe nails him with a kick to the stomach and follows up as he lifts him in the air for the
OBELISK…
Poe gets down as Beer Baron’s head slams into the canvas to make another cover…
One…
Two…
And again Baron barely rolls a shoulder off the mat to break the count. Poe doesn’t let up as he lifts Beer up off the mat and slams him right back down with a body slam. He heads to the middle turnbuckle and comes off with a knee to Beer’s sternum. And it looks like he’s going for it a second time as he climbs the turnbuckles again, but Beer finds it in him to roll towards the corner. Poe jumps off the turnbuckle and he pulls BB up to his feet and goes for a right hand, but BB is able to block it and fire off one of his own. Poe looks surprised as he fires off a left, but again BB is able to block it and fire off one of his own. And now Poe is wobbled. He tries to push Beer back far enough to throw a kick at him, but BB is gaining momentum as he catches the leg and before Poe can fire anything else off, Baron pulls Poe closer and slams him down with the
IMPERIAL RUSSIAN STOUT LEG SWEEP.
And now it’s Baron’s turn to take control of this match as he works over Poe with his whole arsenal of slams and suplexes. He takes Poe up and over with a German Suplex with a bridge as Barros slides into position…
ONE…
TWO…
Th…No, Poe gets his shoulder up at the last moment. But Baron isn’t letting up at all as he locks Poe into a SLEEPER. Poe starts flailing trying to escape the move but that’s only amplifying the effects of the move as he starts to fade. Barros checks to make sure it’s not a choke and he seems okay with it as Poe drops down to one knee. Barros is about to check on Poe when he gets another snarl from the champ in response, Poe fights back to his fight, but before he can escape the hold, BB is a step ahead and changes positioning and nails Poe with
THE BLACKOUT.
Baron gets down to make another cover, but Poe is close enough to get his foot on the bottom rope just before Barros is about to slap three. On the outside, we can even see that Selena is getting worried. Baron feels the momentum swinging his way and he can almost feel the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He drags Poe to his feet once again and stands him in the center of the ring. Baron hits the ropes and takes Poe down with a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE. BB isn’t letting up as quickly picks Poe back up and quickly takes him back down with a BELLY-to-BELLY SUPLEX. And BB still doesn’t go for the cover as he stands Poe up in the center of the ring once again. He hits the ropes again as he goes for DAS BOOT, but Poe shakes the cobwebs out and is coherent enough to deflect the blow to the side and sends Baron stumbling. Poe quickly gets behind BB and locks in a half nelson. Before Baron can try to escape the hold, Poe lifts him up and plants him down with a HALF-NELSON EXPLODER.
And now Poe seems pissed as he drags BB back up to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulders and takes him right back down with a PENDULUM. He looks like he’s about to go for the cover, but Baron is able to roll towards the ropes to keep him out of the cover. Poe starts stomping away as BB tries to block the strikes, but enough are getting through and Beer is beginning to really get in trouble. There is a break in the strikes as Poe backs off and lets BB get to his feet. Baron charges out and Poe is able to snap off a picturesque standing dropkick. Where the hell did that come from? Poe is feeling it now and it looks like he’s setting him up for the finish. He drags BB towards the corner and it looks like he’s setting him up for THE CRUCIFIXION. He lifts him up in the air, but at the very last second, Poe stops and puts Beer down. He gets a devilish smirk as he kicks Baron a few times and then slams him down to the mat with another OBELISK. BB is on dream street, but it’s not over as Poe drags him to the corner and places him on the top turnbuckle. Poe follows him up and gets on the second turnbuckle himself. Poe places Baron on his shoulders…he’s not…. he is…he kills Beer Baron dead with
THE ECLIPSED…
Poe crawls over and stares back up the ramp as he makes the cover and Barros gets into position and makes the academic
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Count. Poe took all Baron could dish out tonight, and on most nights Poe may have had more trouble with him, but Poe is focused on finishing Tytan which was evident by his use of Tytan’s finisher to claim the pin fall tonight. Beer Baron has a bright future here in the OOWF, but the present belongs to Poe.
WINNER via pin fall in 16:19 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion…
HE IS POE!!!
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