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HARPER CAMBY vs. MORMON JOE Camby is making his OOWF debut here tonight; Mormon Joe is a local worker from Salt Lake City, and the current Joe Smith Championship Wrestling Cruiserweight champion. Joe tries to shake Camby’s hand, Camby smiles real big and grabs his hand, then pulls him toward him and takes him over into a DVD. Joe is already in trouble HC gets to his feet and grins wildly, then puts the boots to MJ. Whip into the corner, HC follows him in with a big clothesline, as MJ staggers out of the corner; HC catches him with a spine buster. Camby is just towing with MJ now, Camby picks Joe up by the throat with both hands and throws him to the mat, then follows with a big elbow drop. HC covers, but pulls Joe up at two. Both men to their feet, MJ tries to get a few shots in, but Camby cuts him off with a knee to the mid section and a brutal short arm clothesline. HC picks Joe back up, sends him to the ropes and connects with a crazy diving power slam. HC covers again, and once again picks MJ up at two. Campy then sets up MJ for a torture rack/airplane spin/diamond cutter move. He hits it, and Joe looks done. HC plays to the crowd for a minute, they boo him lustily, then he picks up Joe, hits a dominator, and finally pins him to end the match.
WINNER in 5:25 Harper Camby
HELLION & CORAX vs. FF CAPSLOCK & STANK Capslock & Stank come to the ring first, soaking up the boos of the crowd. Hellion and Corax’s music hits, and we wait, and wait, and wait. The music starts over, the announcer announces them again, but there is no Hellion and Corax in sight. The announcer and the ref are not sure what to do, so the bell rings and the ref starts the ten count. Ten seconds later and it is over. FF Capslock and Stank look a little confused, but they will take the win.
WINNERS by Count out in: 10 FF Capslock & Stank
DRAGONS vs. “BEAUTIFUL” BRAD SMOLEY & “SWEET” SMARK Dragons out first, what’ll it be this week? The lights dim and as the spotlight hits the entrance, a man with a squash racket comes out from behind the curtain, naturally he has a mic. Who is this guy? “Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you, the greatest tag team in OOWF history, twin sons of different mothers, the bastard children of Satan himself, ‘Beautiful’ Brad Smoley, ‘Sweet’ Smark, the Witching Hour Express!!!! Out comes Smoley with long flowing blond locks, wearing spandex (why always spandex!), Smark follows wearing tights that match Smoley’s Spandex. And of course the guy with the squash racket makes it to ringside as well, wait, is that the catering guy?
While Blackdragon seems amused, SoulDragon, who is sporting a pretty hefty stitched up wound from last week’s match with Williams, is enraged. He attacks Smoley as soon as he gets in the ring and destroys him with a release German suplex. Smark tries to save his partner, but gets a punch to the face for his efforts. SD whips Smoley to the ropes and connects with a spin kick, then hits the ropes and nails a falling head but which opens some of his stitches, SD is bleeding already. SD goes for the ankle lock, but Smoley makes it to the ropes. Tag to Blackdragon who comes in and grabs Smoley and snap suplexes him nearly out of his boots. Smoley gets to his feet and BD lays into him with knife-edge chops. BD whips Smoley and catches him with a high back body drop; cover is broken up at two by Smark. Smoley frees himself by raking the eyes and tagging in Smark. Smark comes in and chokes BD on the top rope and slams his head into the turnbuckle. Smark backs off a few steps, and tries a splash in the corner, but BD is able to move out of the way. BD grabs Smark and hits a series of German Suplexes, the final one with a bridge. Smoley breaks up the count at two, SoulDragon comes back in the ring and attacks Smoley, knocking him out of the ring to the floor. SD follows him outside and stalks his victim, as SD is distracted by Smoley, their manager comes up behind Dragon and nails him with the squash racket, SD is largely unfazed, he turns around, kicks the manager and drops him to the floor with an Omen Driver. Smoley tries to come to his manager’s aid but eats a thrust kick for his efforts. Inside the ring, Blackdragon has Smark ties up in the cross face, Smark is about to tap when FF Capslock and Stank hit the ring with chairs. FFC lays out BD with a chair shot to the head; Stank drives his chair down across the back of Smark’s head. SoulDragon comes back into the ring and gets caught with a black hole slam by FFC, followed by a big splash by Stank. Smoley comes in next and gets drilled by a chair shot from FFC, Smoley is out. FFC and Stank drag BD and SD to the middle of the ring and lay the chairs across their faces; both big men hit the ropes and connect with bonsai drops on the chairs, smashing the Dragons faces under their weight and steel. Finally JWW, Beast and Semaj hit the ring and run the big men off and check on the Dragons. Medical officials come to the ring and the Dragons are helped to the back.
WINNERS – No Contest in 7:12
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. SEMAJ B.O’Neil and SB lock up; SB grabs an arm wringer and keeps the pressure on, dropping O’Neil to his knees. TO fights back to his feet, but SB ducks under and takes him over with a fireman’s carry. SB works on the arm, locking on an arm bar. Semaj tenaciously holds on to the arm, TO gets back to his feet, but once again SB takes him down, and tries to lock on a fujiwara arm bar. TO fights it, but eventually SB gets the move, TO is able to slide to the ropes and SB is forced to break the hold. TO bails out of the ring and glares at SB, Semaj dares him to come back into the ring. SB controls the pace of the match for the most part, keeping TO off his feet making it harder to unleash that wicked left hook. To gains the upper hand when SB goes for a cross body block off the ropes and misses. TO takes over and drops a fist to the back of SB’s head. O’Neil dominates for the next few minutes, punishing SB with body shots while he is pinned in the corner. At one point TO sits SB on the top rope (facing the audience) instead of going for any kind of move, TO just drop kicks SB off the top rope to the floor below. Tommy goes to the outside and punishes SB some more, whipping him into the steel guardrail. Tommy grabs SB and nails him with a stroke on the floor. SB’s head bounces off the floor with a sickening thud. To rolls SB back into the ring and stomps away. O’Neil, whips SB into the ropes and catches him with a roll through half crab, which he quickly turns into a Gaelic Cloverleaf. SB screams in pain. Tommy puts more pressure on SB’s back; finally SB makes it to the ropes. Tommy lifts SB for a slam, as he drops Semaj, Semaj grabs him and rolls him up with an inside cradle! The ref makes a three count just as Tommy kicks out, one second too late.
WINNER in 10:55 Tommy O’Neil
After the match, Tommy gets to his feet to argue with the ref, as Semaj B gets to his feet, Tommy turns to him and drops him with a right hook to the temple. Semaj falls to the mat out cold. Tommy sneers at him and walks to the back as the ref calls for officials to come collect SB.
MICROPLAY vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER They waste no time slugging it out. AA tries to sneak in a kick, but gets spun around and taken down by an MP waist lock. A little wrestling as MP transitions into a front face lock, only to have AA counter into a hammerlock. MP reverses it to a one of his own and then locks in a headlock. AA shoots him in, but MP drops him with a shoulder block. Off the ropes and AA connects with a sweet dropkick. AA backs MP into the corner. AA slow on the break but quick to add a shoulder and some right hands to knock MP down. Boot to the throat for a four count. MP tries to fight his way up, but AA kicks him down with a shot to the head. Choke on the middle rope and AA taunts the crowd. MP blocks a suplex attempt, then counters a second into a small package for two. AA up first with an inverted atomic drop and clothesline for a long two. MP ducks a haymaker and hits painful looking back suplex. AA rolls the shoulder at two and MP drops a couple of knees on said shoulder before locking in an arm bar. AA attempts to apply a CLAW~!!! but MP jerks back before he can cinch it in. In the process however, he frees AA’s arm and AA back to his feet. Despite the use of one arm, AA takes advantage of a slugfest and kicks MP in the stomach. DDT blocked by holding onto the ropes. AA hits the mat hard and MP ascends the ropes. Takes too much time and AA shakes the ropes, crotching MP. AA attempts a superplex, but MP blocks it and hits a super sit out front suplex. Both men down, but at six, MP is back up while AA still struggles. MP drives AA back into the mat with a jumping pile driver then goes up once more, this time landing a SUPER SPLASH~!!! for the win.
WINNER in 14:49 Microplay
JW WESTGAARD vs. BLADE They circle one another before locking up. Blade quickly takes JWW down with a side headlock, but JWW manages to roll Blade on his shoulder for two two-counts. Blade relinquishes the hold and they exchange rights until Blade sneaks in a boot the gut and some stinging kicks to the legs. He then blasts JWW in the back of the head with Hurricane’s Shining Wizard for a long two count. JWW rakes the eyes as Blade attempts to pick him up. JWW presses the advantage with two quick snap suplexes and a leg drop. Knee drop to the sternum gets another two. Blade sent into the ropes, but holds on. JWW charges in, but gets dumped to the outside. He lands on the apron however and Blade remedies that with a super kick that sends JWW tumbling to the outside. Suicide dive avoided and JWW hits a brutal DDT on the outside. Rolls back in to break the count. Slaps Blade a couple of times before dropping him knee first across the ring steps. Rolls him back in an immediately locks in the NORTH STAR~!!! After a few agonizing minutes, Blade makes the ropes. Ref forces him to break the hold and JWW gets in his face, enabling Blade to recover. Blade tees off on JWW with renewed vigor. He finishes his flurry with an overhead Regal-like suplex. Crowd solidly behind Blade as he gets JWW in the corner and chops the hell out of him. Kick to the knee turns the tide and JWW tosses Blade into the corner. Stomps him down then chokes him with the boot. Taunts the crowd from the middle rope and Blade explodes out of the corner with a spine buster and some mounted punches. Standing moonsault gets a two and Blade sits JWW up for some stiff kicks to the back. Irish whip reversed and JWW drops with a drop kick to the knee. JWW works the knee over good, but as he attempts the NORTH STAR~!!! Blade manages to kick him in the face and hobble up to hit a kick-catch-enziguri. Blade dominates JWW with kicks, chops, and finally a swinging neck breaker. Hobble the ropes and JWW attempts a spine buster like maneuver only to be met with a spinning DDT. Another two and now Blade showing signs of frustration. He gives JWW some rough turnbuckle treatment, then dropkicks him in the back of the head. Favors the knee a little before pulling JWW back to his feet. Irish whip reversed, and Blade moonsaults over JWW, landing on his good leg. JWW quickly turns and dives shoulder first at the bad leg as Blade puts it down however and locks in the NORTH STAR~!!! This time, Blade barely makes it to the ropes. JWW tugs on Blade’s leg, but he won’t let go of the ropes, using them instead to get to his foot. Enziguri missies, but JWW’s wheelbarrow attempt is countered into a Misterio bulldog. Blade up first and attempts the RYUSHIN~!!! but cannot support JWW’s weight. JWW kicks him in the knee then hits a roll of the dice like maneuver. He quickly goes after the knee and the NORTH STAR~!!! for the third time and this time, Blade taps.
WINNER in 17:59 JW Westgaard
UNDWEDAWG vs. BEAST – Power saw on a pole Match The two big men stand face to face in the middle of the ring, for once neither man towers over his opponent. They circle each other, then finally lock up. Beast and UD push and shove each other all over the ring, but no man can get a clean advantage. Finally Beast pushes UD into the corner, the ref calls for the break, and surprisingly, he gets one. The two behemoths eye each other again, and lock up in a test of strength. UD initially wins, driving Beast to his knees, but Beast fights back to his feet and drives UD to his knees. Pretty even so far. As UD inevitably fights his way back up, Beast ducks under UD’s arm and lifts him over his head, slamming UD to the mat. Both men quickly to their feet, Beast catches UD with a clothesline to the side of the head, knocking him a few steps toward the ropes. With UD staggering, Beast unleashes a series of clotheslines to get the big man down. Beast charges for one final clothesline, UD ducka, Beast rebounds off the ropes and eats a big boot, knocking Beast out of the ring. With Beast on the floor, UD goes for the power saw, making it to the top rope, before Beast gets up on the apron and climbs the corner as well. The two duke it out on the top rope. Finally Beast gets the better of the exchange and nails UD with a sit down choke slam. UD is down, and Beast makes his way to the pole. As Beast gets to the top rope, UD sits up suddenly, gets to his feet, and rushes over to the corner. He gets Beast on his shoulders and simply falls backward. Both men slam to the mat and lay there dazed for a moment. UD is up first, he moves to the power saw corner to catch his breath. Before he even starts to climb, Beast has recovered enough to slam into him with a stinger splash! My God! The ring just shifted a good foot! Both men are back down. Beast is up first; he waits for UD to get to his feet, then takes both of them over the top rope with a clothesline. Outside the ring, Beast tries for a clothesline, but UD ducks, and nails Beast with a big choke slam on the floor. Beast is down. UD walks around the ring to get back in, as he is on the apron reaching for the ropes, Canadian Dragon hits ringside and slams a lead pipe into UD’s ribs knocking him from the apron. As UD struggles to his feet, CD lays him out cold with the world title belt, splitting Dawg’s head open again, then taking off for the back. Beast, having seen none of this, gets back into the ring, slowly climbs the ropes and grabs the power saw just as UD is dragging himself back into the ring.
WINNER in 16:11 Beast
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. THIM REYNOLDS MHJ pie faces TR to the mat to start things off. TR responds with a stiff kick to the knee and some haymakers to the jaw. MHJ cuts that short with a knee to the gut and a clubbing blow to the neck. Knee lift to the jaw sends TR back to the mat. MHJ stands on his throat until the ref’s four count then drags TR to his knees. TR fires off several punches to the gut, then takes MHJ down with a double leg. Mounted punches are followed by a knee to MHJ’s forehead. MHJ back up and absorbs a few more punches before leveling TR with a clothesline. MHJ kicks TR in the ribs a few times before dropping a big elbow for a two count. Sends TR into the ropes. TR slides between the legs and nails a beautiful dropkick that staggers the big man. A flying clothesline does take MHJ off his feet and the two roll around the ring exchanging punches until they find themselves on the arena floor. MHJ staggers TR with some huge overhead rights, but TR counters a clothesline with a drop toehold into the ring steps. TR rolls back in and MHJ returns at eight. Another session of intense brawling ends when TR hits a judo throw out of nowhere. MHJ is pissed but gets a drop kick to the face for his troubles. Two count and MHJ presses TR off him in a rage. MHJ lines TR up, but ends up killing the ref with a big boot. TR rolls out to catch a breather only to get brained by a Niles Anderson wielded chair. NA picks the dazed TR up and rolls him into the ring. As he screams for MHJ to finish him off, SB leaps over the barricade with a clothesline to the back of NA’s head. Grabbing the chair, he slams it across the back of MHJ’s back, crumpling him to the mat. NA in with the shot to the back and the two brawl as the ref comes to. TR and MHJ recover a few seconds apart and attempt to help out their respective teammates. The ref attempts to gain some control, but both TR and MHJ shove him away violently, prompting the double DQ. All four continue brawling until security separates them.
WINNER – Double DQ in 7:06
GIMMICKMAN vs. CANADIAN DRAGON The two lock up CD grabs a side headlock; GM shoves him to the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder block. GM tries to drop an elbow but CD moves out of the way, GM tries to get to his feet, but CD sweeps the leg, then hits the ropes and tries a dragon sault, GM moves, CD lands on his feet, as GM gets to his feet, CD hits an enzuguri. GM falls from the ring; CD tries a suicide dive to the outside, GM moves out of the way. With CD on the floor, GM drops a knee across CD’s face. GM rolls CD back into the ring, and staggers him into the corner with a series of European uppercuts. Once in the corner, GM scoops CD up and ties him in the tree of woe. GM moves back and tries a baseball slide into CD’s face, CD sits up and GM slides out of the ring. Gimmick reaches back in and grabs CD’s head and pulls back on his head and neck. GM breaks at four, and CD frees himself from the tree. The match continues back and forth, neither man is able to get a definite advantage. Dragon locks on the Dragon Sleeper and nearly gets the win, but GM makes it to the ropes. Gimmick tries a Spartan Plunge, but CD frees himself and flees from the ring. GM pursues CD outside the ring, Dragon slides under the bottom rope and hits the ropes and hits a baseball slide on GM, right to the face. After nearly fifteen minutes of action, men are fighting in the corner, Gimmick is trying to set CD up for a superplex, but CD fights his way out of it and shoves GM off the top rope. On his way down GM’s foot clips the ref knocking him down. CD stays in the top rope clearing his mind. As he stands up to launch an attack on GM, a bloodied UnderDawg hits the ring, climbs on the apron and grabs CD by the throat. UD choke slams CD from the top rope to the floor through the Mormon Tabernacle Announce Table. The ref is still down, so UD keeps up the attack, pounding on CD’s head until blood starts to show through his mask. UD gets CD to his feet, then nearly kicks his head off with a big boot. UD rolls CD back into the ring and heads to the back. Gimmick and the ref didn’t see a thing. GM notices CD lying, so he crawls over and throws his arm across CD, the ref comes to and makes the slow three count.
WINNER in 19:18 GimmickMan
LD WILLIAMS vs. CONCRETE TG Concrete backs L.D. into a corner to start things, but LDW steps one foot between the ropes and asks the ref for space, and CTG backs off. LDW cautiously moves in and he and CTG lock up. LDW picks the leg and gets a takedown, but CTG answers with two forearms to the face to break. Right back up and LDW tries for another single leg takedown, but CTG counters with an elbow to the back of the head and down to the mat with a stiff front face lock. LDW fights up with a Northern Lights suplex, which gets a quick two. CTG pops back up and LDW goes for the leg one more time, which CTG tries to counter with an enziguri, but LDW ducks, but before he can attempt to lock on the STF, CTG nails him with a mule kick and flips up. Standoff, and the crowd gives their approval.
CTG and LDW figure “okay, enough workrate,” and get face to face and begin trading punches. CTG gets the upper hand and sends LDW to the ropes, and meets him on the way back with a knee to the gut, sending LDW flipping across the ring. CTG gets a scoop slam, and a leg drop, which only gets one. CTG follows up with a soccer kick to the gut and LDW crawls to the ropes to pull himself up. CTG continues the assault to the abdomen of LDW for a few more minutes, until LDW flips out of a vertical suplex attempt and gets a German suplex of his own, dropping CTG right on the back of his head. CTG is shaken and rolls out, giving LDW a breather. LDW follows outside and drops CTG face first on the ring steps, then posts CTG three times, and rolls him in. LDW goes on the offensive for a bit, stopping CTG’s initial rally with wraparound DDT out of an Irish whip attempt. LDW looks for an inverted DDT, but CTG is close enough to the corner that he can walk up the turnbuckle and flip over for the reversal, setting up LDW for Snake Eyes, but LDW shifts his weight and flips back over, and counters with a sit-down tombstone pile driver, to the horror of the crowd. One, two, but CTG gets a shoulder up. Seeing that, Moosehead Jack makes his way out onto the entrance ramp to watch the match.
CTG ducks a clothesline and gets one of his own, and follows that up by chucking LDW across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. LDW tries a suplex, but CTG blocks and gets a brain buster. Lionsault follows, but only gets two. CTG sends LDW to the ropes, but ducks down a moment too early, allowing LDW to setup for a butterfly suplex. But CTG reverses that into the CEMENT MIXER~! As CTG makes the cover, MHJ makes his way to the ring, drawing the ref’s attention. CTG sees this and opts to get in MHJ’s face and they exchange pleasantries. Meanwhile, LDW rolls out and pulls a golf club from under the ring, and when CTG turns back around, LDW pastes him across the top of the head. One, two, and CTG kicks out again. But there’s not much left in the tank, and LDW smells it, and locks on the STF. CTG fights it and manages to squirm very close to the ropes. MHJ decides to get a better view of the proceedings and walks to the far side of the ring and looks CTG right in the eyes. CTG reaches for the rope, and MHJ grabs the rope and pushes it toward CTG. CTG gets a finger on the rope, but before he can get a grasp on it, MHJ lets the rope go. LDW cinches on the STF and CTG will not tap out. But he can’t get to the rope either. As MHJ stares a hole thru him, CTG passes out and the ref stops the match at 25:51. With an evil grin on his face, MHJ calmly walks away, meeting LDW at the ramp. LDW sees the twisted golf club in the ring and goes back to retrieve it. LDW pokes at CTG with the sand wedge, but Concrete is out cold.
WINNER in 25:51 LD Williams
3PIECE SET vs. OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT – OOWF Tag Team Title Match OBJ and GB hit the ring and the fight is on. After some intense brawling, 3 Piece Set are dumped over the top courtesy of a pair of clotheslines. OBJ drops to all fours and GB springboards off his back for a somersault plancha onto both tag champs. Crowd is heavily into it as the ref tells OBJ to get on the apron. GB schools Cole on the mat then tags in OBJ who goes to work on Cole with clubbing blows and a huge scoop slam. Tags GB back in, then hits Cole with a backbreaker. While OBJ stretches Cole out over his knee, GB hits a knee drop the throat for a two count. GB goes to work on the back with knees and elbow drops before locking in a modified surfboard. Axe in with a kick to the ribs and the ref restrains him. Cole attempts to make it back to his corner, but GB hits an elbow to stop that nonsense. Goes to bounce off the ropes, but Ax low bridges him to the outside while Cole pulls on the ref. Ax drives GB’s back into the apron before tossing him back in. Cole with a quick stomp before tagging in Ax. Ax with a two footed stomp to GB’s midsection. GB rolls around in pain and the ref backs Ax away. Meanwhile, Cole pulls GB to the floor for some stomping and rib kicking. Rolled back in OBJ complains. This distracts the ref again and Cole uses the tag rope to choke GB. Stiff uppercut brings GB to his knees and Ax follows up with a big kick to the back. Choke on the middle rope and a tag Cole, who gives GB a snap suplex and float over cover for two. GB fights back to his feet, but Cole rakes the eyes and knocks him down with a clothesline. Coles pulls him to his feet, but after an Irish whip, GB counters with a flying forearm. GB makes the long crawl and just as Cole recovers, tags in OBJ who steamrolls him with a huge shoulder tackle. OBJ then catches Ax running in with a huge spine buster. Cole back up with the dropkick the side of the knee. Cole works over the knee for a few moments before tagging Ax back in. Ax bringing the abuse with an impressive delayed knee breaker and modified leg lock combo. OBJ fights his way out of it and manages to level Ax with the one-legged clothesline. Hobbles to his corner, but Cole pulls GB off the apron. While the ref attends to this, Ax nails OBJ with the title belt. Ditching the weapon, he covers, but OBJ manages to kick out. Ax stomps the knee and drags OBJ back to his corner. Cole tagged in, and they both lift OBJ high off the mat and drive his knee into the mat. Cole with the single leg Boston crab and OBJ is in serious pain. GB gets the crowd into it as OBJ performs a push up and drags himself to the ropes. Cole won’t let go, but OBJ manages to pull himself up with the ropes and hit a huge enziguri. Both men down until six. Cole stumbles towards his corner as OBJ crawls to his. Ax and GB both tagged in. GB ducks Ax and baseball slides Cole underneath the bottom rope. Ax with the axe handle to the back, but Irish-whip reversed into a back elbow and a high dropkick. GB chops away at Ax then sends him into the turnbuckles. GB charges in to a boot to the face and Ax jumps onto the turnbuckles only to be taken down by a top rope GB frankensteiner. GB emphatically motions to go up top as OBJ and Cole slug it out on the outside. Cole manages to trip up OBJ, sending him face first into the ring steps. Cole then leaps up and shoves GB off the turnbuckles. Ax recovers enough to hit a springboard moonsault and for added insurance, Cole holds GB’s legs down as the ref counts three.
WINNERS in 22:08 3Piece Set
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. MARK VANDER – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match Johnny appears quite confident as the bell rings, focusing his attention on Missy at ringside rather than Vander. When JA turns around to fight, MV meets him with a cross body that gets a quick two. JA pops up quickly, surprised. They lock up and JA gets a headlock, but MV pushes him to the ropes, leapfrog and monkey flip for MV. JA grabs the ropes, then motions to the ref that MV pulled his hair, which the ref, and the crowd, does not buy. JA jaws with Missy again and turns back around into a spinning heel kick, but when MV goes for the cover, JA grabs an inside cradle for two. Both men up, and MV gets a beautiful standing dropkick, knocking JA out to the floor. As JA pulls himself up, MV decides to meet him halfway with a slingshot cross body to the floor. MV rolls JA in, goes up top and hits a guillotine leg drop, which gets a long two. JA slowly gets up, and MV charges, but JA counters another cross body with a power slam.
After shaking the cobwebs, JA takes control with a series of backbreakers. JA then follows up by locking MV in the tree of woe, rolling outside and wrenching back on the neck. The ref frees MV and JA stays on the offense with a nice delayed vertical suplex, posing to Missy mid-move. MV is out at two. JA tries to lock on a sharpshooter, but MV rolls him up for two. MV is up, but JA puts him back down with a clothesline. JA goes to a surfboard, and despite Alexander and Missy’s protests, the crowd starts making some noise for MV. Vander fights up and out of it and gets a Northern Lights suplex for two. Double arm DDT gets two for MV. MV charges, but JA hotshots him onto the top turnbuckle and sets up for the ADRENALINE RUSH~! But JA again stops to pose, and MV spins out and gets the HEAD'S UP~! Dragon suplex, but Johnny’s feet land on the middle rope, forcing a break.
JA charges, but MV sidesteps him and sends JA flying over the top rope. Then, “Attitude Adjuster” Alan Capps makes his way to the ring with a kendo stick. AA tries to get into the ring, but MV hits him with a running enziguri, and the stick flips across the ring. JA rolls in and grabs it, sees AA and takes a swing at him. But AA ducks and MV takes the shot right across the jaw, drawing the DQ from the referee at 12:07. AA scurries out of the ring and back up the ramp, while JA yells at him from the ring. Missy and Alexander impatiently wait on MV to come to his senses.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. HARDBODY HARRIS – OOWF World Title Match Hardbody offers a handshake to begin things, and Viper cautiously goes along with it. No shenanigans, and they lock up. HH to the ropes, and DV gets a shoulder block. DV to the ropes, and HH answers with his own. They lock up again, and again HH goes to the ropes and DV brings him down with a clothesline. DV to the ropes and ducks a clothesline from HH, but meets a dropkick on the way back. HH poses to the crowd. A brief stare down, then they criss-cross the ring, and HH drops down first, then leapfrogs DV, who comes back and takes an inverted atomic drop, and he sells it hard, so HH hops around the ring mocking him. HH gives him another one, drawing an even more overblown sell job. And one more for good measure, and DV bails out to the floor. HH goes outside as well, but grabs DV's title belt from the timekeeper and takes into the ring and shows it to the fans, drawing the ire of DV, who rushes the ring, but gets immediately back dropped over the top rope to the floor. HH uses the time as another photo op, and the fans oblige with numerous flashbulbs for the "#1 FACE IN THE OOWF!" However, from the top rope, HH tosses the belt down and looks for a double axe handle to the floor, but DV moves, and HH knocks his head off the guardrail and comes up a bloody mess.
DV gets up and sends HH headfirst into the ring post a few times and slams his face into the apron, leaving blood on the mat. DV rolls him in and gets a delayed standing neck breaker, then mounts HH, pauses for an awkward few seconds, then goes to town on HH with punches to the forehead wound. DV pulls HH up and hits a cradle pile driver for two. DV goes back to the forehead, and HH is gushing blood everywhere. HH reverses an Irish Whip, but puts his head down too early, allowing DV to hit his D-3 DDT combination, but HH kicks out at two. DV, beginning to get frustrated, dumps HH to the floor and follows out. DV pulls back the protective mats and sets up HH for a pile driver, but HH backdrops out of it. DV gets to his feet first though and rolls back in, and asks the ref to count HH out. The ref gets to eight when HH manages to get up on the apron. DV comes over and HH greets him with a shoulder to the gut, and another, then a sunset flip into the ring for two. HH gets to his feet, but DV is too quick and hits HH with a knee lift and hits the Sidewinder, but Harris somehow kicks out at two again. DV senses the end is near however, and waits in the corner setting up for the DEATH ELBOW~! DV charges, but HH moves, and the referee gets creamed and knocked all the way to the floor, and probably will be down there for a while.
HH uses the distraction to make his rally. Three clotheslines and a cross body block, then HH goes to the top rope. DV staggers up and HH hits a double axe handle, and DV rolls out to the apron. HH pulls him up and suplexes him back into the ring. HH runs to the ropes and gives DV a splash for good measure, then motions to the crowd for the "#1 FINISHER IN THE OOWF!" But DV sees it coming and opts for a low blow. Both men are down, and the crowd begins to buzz because UnderDawg is making his way to the ring, with a black and white striped dog collar on, he doesn’t look happy, and keeps looking toward the back as he heads to the ring. Viper looks pleased and looks for another Sidewinder on HH, but HH reverses into a standard atomic drop. HH mocks DV's selling again, and then gets DV with the TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! HH makes the cover, and UD rolls in the ring and makes the three count, motions to the timekeeper to ring the bell, and Hardbody Harris is the NEW OOWF WORLD CHAMPION at 28:31!! HH grabs the title and starts celebrating at ringside. Donovan Viper looks stunned and glares at UD.
However, the assigned official gets back into the ring and demands that the match be restarted, claiming that UD is not a real referee. UD gets into the ref's face and grabs him by the throat, but before a choke slam can be delivered, DV hits UD from behind, knocking him to the floor. HH takes the opportunity to roll up DV from behind, but DV rolls thru, grabs a handful of trunks, giving the crowd on the far side a clear shot, and the ref counts the pin at 30:02. Donnie Viper retains his World Title, grabs his belt, and hauls ass to the locker room. An upset Hardbody pleads his case to the referee, and UnderDawg stares down Viper and rolls his eyes into the back of his head.
REVOLUTION XX & CHRIS ALT vs. NILES ANDERSON, MORTE & ENDO The Establishment attacks before the bell rings. Niles goes after Alt and those two face off in the corner. Endo and Morte scrum with Coolname and Eric O’Mac. After a minute, Endo and Morte have knocked RevXX over the top rope and the three focus on Alt. Niles low blows Alt, Alt falls to the mat, Morte flies from the top rope with a guillotine leg drop, and Endo locks on the claw. To add to his misery, Niles puts on the precision Incision. Finally Coolname and Eric make it back into the ring, Coolname clotheslines Morte out of the ring, and follows him to the outside, while Eric hits an enzuguri on Endo forcing him to break the claw. The ref finally restores order and it is just Alt and Niles in the ring. Niles maintains control keeping Alt down working over his neck. Niles hits the ropes and connects with a knee drop to the back of Alt’s neck. Niles tags in Endo, who waits for Alt to get to his feet and takes him out of his boots with a huge clothesline. Quick tag to Morte, who also waits for Alt to get to his feet, kick to the midsection, and a corkscrew neck breaker for a two count. Both men up, Morte whips Alt to the ropes, but ducks too soon; Alt grabs Morte and hits a series of three rolling suplexes. Alt covers after the last one, but Niles breaks up the pin at two. Alt finally tags in Eric. O’Mac comes in and hits a rolling thunder, and a spinning leg drop, then tags Alt back in. Alt looks at Eric for a moment, then comes back into the ring. Alt picks up Morte and slams him to the mat, then climbs the ropes for a flying elbow. He crashes down on Morte’s sternum; cover is broken up again at two. Alt tags in Coolname, Morte makes a desperate tag to Endo. Coolname grabs the arm in an arm wringer, takes Endo over and drops a leg across his chest. Coolname makes the tag to Alt, who stares in disbelief for a moment. Alt comes back in and drop kicks Endo out of the ring, then turns and makes a rather hard tag to Coolname. Coolname comes in and glares at Alt, when Coolname turns around Niles nails him with a punch to the head. Here, everything breaks down. All six men are in the ring brawling. Eric O’Mac and Niles are outside the ring; Alt disposes of Morte over the top rope. Endo and Coolname are going toe-to-toe duking it out. Endo turns to see Alt, Alt tries a running clothesline, Endo ducks and Alt clotheslines Coolname! Alt stares in disbelief for a moment, then gets pulled out of the ring by Morte. Endo falls on Coolname, hooks the leg, and the ref counts three.
WINNERS in 21:02 Morte, Endo & Niles Anderson
After the match, Alt rolls back into the ring and tries to explain what happened. Eric O’Mac is furious and tries to get at Alt. Coolname turns to Eric and tries to calm him down. Chris Alt is encouraging the fans cheers, the fans are screaming for reconciliation. When Alt turns back around, he EATS a Coolname super kick. The fans are silent for a moment, Coolname and Alt hug, Niles, Morte and Endo come back into the ring and shake Coolname and Eric’s hands, Johnny Adrenaline, Moosehead Jack and LD Williams also make their way to the ring. They take turns absolutely DESTROYING Chris Alt. Finally Coolname grabs the mic:
"How does it feel Chris? How does it feel to be down on the ground left to rot? That's how I felt when you decided to quit the team. We were number one contenders for the belts! Eric explained it all to me. How you went behind my back to request to be let out of the tag team. How you told Eric that I was special and needed to be looked after. Well guess what Chris; I'm a big boy too! I can look after myself. You on the other hand seem to be making quite a few enemies around here. What are you going to do now that I'm not here to save your ass every week."
Carl throws the mic down and raises his arms as the crowd boos and throws trash at him. The Establishment, Johnny, LD Williams and Revolution XX celebrate in the ring and continue to beat on Alt. Coolname holds him up, and Niles slams a chair across his head. They pick him up again and Moose hits a heart punch. Finally Hardbody Harris, GimmickMan, Concrete TG, Beast, The Dragons, Semaj B, and Thim Reynolds hit the ring and an enormous melee ensues. Jack picks his opportunity and slams CTG across the back wit ha chair, then is jumped by Thim and Semaj. Rev XX and Morte and Endo attack the Dragons, LD Williams and Johnny take Beast down and pound on him. Donovan Viper stands at the top of the ramp laughing. Hardbody Harris leaves the ring and attacks Viper, 3Piece Set helps Viper, and pummel Harris, GimmickMan leaves the fray in the ring and helps Harris, Canadian Dragon comes out and jumps on Viper, UD saves Viper, Canadian Dragon and UD brawl all over. Finally the rest of the locker room empties and tries to break up the carnage, after several minutes, the factions are finally separated. Blood and trash litter the ring; security is doing all they can to keep everyone away from each other.
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