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Post by mooseheadjack on May 31, 2008 12:36:56 GMT -5
MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From No Name, Colorado!
We are coming to you LIVE from the As Yet Unnamed Sports Pavilion! Razz tonight we have a great show lined up! We have TWO fatal Four way matches, one for a shot at the World Tag Team Titles and one for a shot at the World title!
Razz: That’s right, we also have a chain match between Moosehead Jack and Thim Reynolds, 3Piece Set defendingtheir Tag Titles against Revolution XX, Johnny Adrenaline defends the Intercontinental title against Semaj B, and Donovan Viper puts the title on the line against Niles Anderson!
Ross: I can’t wait for that one! Our first match features two relative new comers and a veteran. Razz, Camby is a hoss, Attitude Adjuster is a crafty veteran, and O’Neil has one of the most lethal lefts I have ever seen!
Razz: You said it Ross, Double A seems to be taking these guys a little lightly, that could be a HUGE mistake on his part.
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. HARPER CAMBY vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER All three men stare each other down in the middle of the ring. Camby and TO lock up and Camby grabs a big headlock, TO pushes him off and HC takes him down with a shoulder block. As soon as TO hits the mat, AA dives in and tries a cover. The ref counts one before a Camby drops an elbow, AA rolls out of the way and the elbow comes down across TO’s chest. Both men to their feet and Camby and O’Neil slug it out. AA retreats to a corner and watches the action, not once even attempting to get involved. The match continues this way for the majority of the bout. Camby and O’Neil tear at each other with everything they have, while AA stays outside the ring or in the corner, never getting involved. At one point, O’Neil escapes a Camby F-5 and takes Camby down and locks on a Gaelic Cloverleaf. Before Camby can even think about tapping, AA interferes, kicking O’Neil in the head. The end comes when Camby hits a Dominator on O’Neil outside the ring, leaving Tommy nearly out cold. Camby slides back in and he and Attitude square off. Attitude tries a few chops, but they have little effect. Camby stares down AA, so naturally AA goes to the eyes. AA calls for the claw, but Camby recovers and lifts him in a bubba bomb. Camby covers, but AA kicks out at two. Camby whips AA to the ropes and catches him with a black hole slam, another cover gets two, before AA gets his foot on the ropes. Both men to their feet inside, TO is beginning to stir on the outside. Camby with a swift kick to the midsection on AA, then lifts him for a powerbomb, in desperation AA jams both thumbs into Camby’s eyes, Camby drops AA. Attitude takes a second to recover, then slaps the claw on Camby. Camby quickly drops to one knee, blood begins to run down his face, it seems like he is about to pass out, when Tommy O’Neil slides back into the ring, AA never sees him, or the devastating left hook out of nowhere that catches him right in the temple. AA falls to the mat, his eyes roll back in his head. TO grabs Camby and tosses him out of the ring, then falls on AA and the ref makes an easy three count. WINNER in 13:13 Tommy O’Neil After the match, Johnny Adrenaline comes into the ring and claps sarcastically at a recovering Attitude Adjuster. As AA gets to his feet, Johnny nails him with an Adrenaline Rush and leaves the ring. Razz: I called it, Attitude thought this would be cake walk, there are no cake walks here in the OOWF!
Ross: That left by O’Neil is the most devastating move I have ever seen! How do you defend against that? One shot and it’s lights out!
Razz: Well, the best way to defend against that is to keep him on the mat, hard to land the KO when you are on the mat.
Ross: Well the OOWF superstars better take that advice soon, or O’Neil will move up the rankings VERY quickly. Up next we’ve got Canadian Dragon against JW Westgaard.
Razz: this is a perfect example of no off nights in the OOWF. Dragon has had his issues with UnderDawg lately, he better keep Dawg off his mind and focus on Westgaard, Westgaard is as tough as they come!
Ross: Westgaard will do whatever it takes to win a match, Razz, he is tough as nails, it will take all Dragon has, all his focus, to beat him.
JW WESTGAARD vs. CANADIAN DRAGON They circle and lockup. JWW sneaks in the quick inside cradle for two. CD up quick and retaliates with a fireman’s carry, but JWW rolls thru and stops on top during the move for a grounded crucifix rollup for another two. CD up first and snatches a headlock. JWW sends him into the ropes only to be floored by a shoulder block. CD off the ropes again, leap frog and the both collide in mid air on a pair of flying forearms. Ref gets to five before CD is back up and pulling JWW to his feet. JWW elbows his way out and CD sweeps him back down. CD follows up with a pair of quick elbow drops to the back of the neck and a turn around leg drop. Rolling JWW on his belly only gets a two. They exchange a few blows before CD misses a spin kick and gets caught with a drop kick. JWW with the quick cover, but only a two. Locks in a chin lock to slow the pace then knees CD in the back each time he attempts to fire out of it. Finally does, but gets caught with a vicious JWW lariat and another two count. JWW gives CD time to recover after complaining the ref and walks into a handful of punches. Irish whip and CD launches JWW with an overhead throw. CD attempt to press his advantage, but JWW picks the leg and drops a knee across CD’s knee. Waits for CD to get back up and attacks the knee with a dropkick. JWW then yanks CD up. CD’s enziguri is ducked, and JWW drives the knee into the mat. JWW repeats the move then locks in the NORTH STAR~!!! CD barely makes the ropes. JWW slaps the back of CD's head. CD rolls onto his back and stops the disrespect with two boots to the gut. From his knees he chops JWW until he is back to a vertical base. JWW targets the bad leg to slow down the momentum, but after rebounding off the ropes is put down with a beautiful CD drop kick that hurts his leg in the process. Both down until CD pulls himself up in the corner at seven. JWW runs in reckless abandon and tastes a back elbow for his troubles. JWW catches a charging CD with a huge power slam for two and he questions the ref count before whipping CD into the opposite corner roughly. JWW nails a clothesline this time, and then sends CD back to the original corner. However CD kips up and tries the head scissors. JWW blocks it and reverses into an Alabama Slam attempt, which CD blocks holding onto the ropes, wriggling one leg free and kicking JWW away. CD with the jumping spinning roundhouse and JWW goes down hard. JWW picked up, but he stops CD with a knee lift. CD gets the better of the knife-edge chop exchange and whips JWW into the corner. JWW puts on the breaks and kills CD with a clothesline. JWW with the stomps about the head area then pulls CD up against the ropes for some chops and kicks before hip tossing him away from the ropes. JWW stalks him but CD manages to elbow out of the T-Bone attempt and turn it into a side Russian Leg Sweep. JWW’s head hits the bottom turnbuckle and he is out. CD pulls him away from the corner and ascends the turnbuckles. Suddenly the lights go out. Once they’re back on, the ref is down and UD is behind CD, who turns right into a hellacious choke slam. UD slashes the throat and drills CD with a second rope FIRE PLUG DRIVER~!!! He then pulls JWW closer before flipping backwards over the top rope and blending in with the crowd as well as a seven-foot canine bipedal is capable of. JWW drapes the arm over CD as the ref makes the agonizingly slow three count. WINNER in 21:21 JW Westgaard Ross: Man alive! Dragon could be dead after that! What is it going to take for these two to settle this?
Razz: My guess would be a lot of blood and a lot of pain! Let’s not over look Westgaard though, he fought a hell of a match there and is one step closer to getting a title shot. Now, our next team, they are not so close to getting a title shot are they?
Razz: Endo and Morte have not exactly been tearing it up here so far have they?
Ross: No they haven’t, and you have to wonder how well that is going to sit with Moosehead Jack?
Razz: Well Jack doesn’t seem to tolerate losing too well, but these two were handpicked by Moose for the Establishment, but still, they really need to get off the schnide!
ENDO & MORTE vs. OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT GB and Endo circle before they lock up. A little counter wrestling ends with Endo working the headlock. GB elbows free, but Endo takes him down by the back of the head. GB turns onto his stomach as Endo runs the ropes. Double reversal of a hip toss ends badly for Endo as he is hurled half way across the ring. Morte tagged in and GB points to OBJ. The crowd cheers and OBJ comes in. OBJ easily overpowers Morte and breaks clean in the corner. Morte sneaks in a kick to the knee and lands three more before OBJ hits a rude shoulder block for separation. Morte back on the attack with kicks until OBJ floors him with a big boot. Stumbles over and lets GB back in. GB slams three forearms into the side of Morte before sending him into the ropes. Beautiful drop kick puts Morte down and GB sizes him up. A stiff kick to the spine has Morte cringing in pain. GB catches a few shots to the gut, but once Morte is back to his feet, GB ducks a high kick and catches Morte with a spinning heel kick for two. GB taunts Morte and Endo slaps him from the outside. GB hits a big right hand than sends Endo flying. Morte takes advantage with a jump kick to the back of GB’s head followed by a hangman’s neck breaker for two. Stomps away at GB’s head then tags in Endo who immediately locks in the blatant choke for a couple of four counts. Endo torques the neck with a vise hold and GB fires out of it. Endo clubs him across the neck then hits a dropkick to the back of the head. Cover gets two and he tags Morte back in. Endo holds GB while Morte lights him up with several kicks before Endo sends GB into the ropes, drops to the mat and allows Morte to put him down with a crescent kick. Morte’s pin fall attempt only gets a two and he locks in a triangle choke. GB fights it and manages to get the rope break. A couple of parting stomps from Morte and Endo is back in. GB fights back to his feet, but Endo stops that with a knee to the gut. Irish whip countered and GB puts Endo down with a reverse DDT. Crawling and he tags in OBJ who steamrolls over Endo with a clothesline, back body drops a charging Morte, then hits Endo with a huge Belly-to-Belly Supplex that is broken up at two by Morte. GB hits Morte from behind and dumps him to the outside. OBJ overhead presses Endo into a GB gut buster for another long two count. Morte getting back up and GB hits the slingshot plancha to take him out. Meanwhile OBJ bounces off the ropes and nails Endo from behind with the BOOMERANG~!!! A three count later and OBJ and GB gain a win. WINNERS in 12:24 Outback Jack & GatorBait Ross: well that certainly isn’t going to make Moose happy!
Razz: no it’s not, but right now Moose has to worry about a chain match against Thim Reynolds, so maybe they get a pass this week.
Ross: Razz, I was shocked a few weeks ago when Blade was rejoined by Ayaka! This man has no morals, no conscience he is just miserable!
Razz: He certainly has his work cut out for him this week, Beast is none to happy about not bringing home the gold, Blade is going to need Ayaka and the bat in his corner tonight!
BEAST vs. BLADE The two lock up and Beast easily forces Blade into the corner. Beast with the clean break and a pat on the cheek. Blade pushes him away and Beast responds with a haymaker that fails to connect. Blade punches himself out of the corner. Beast shoves Blade to the mat, but Blade cracks him in the shin with a kick from the mat and is up punching and chopping away. Irish whip blocked once, then reversed. Blade lionsaults over Beast and a hits a quick dropkick to the back of the knee. A second dropkick brings the big man to his knees and Blade kills him with a shining wizard for two. Beast powers out and stops a charging Blade with a big boot. Big man clubs at him for a few seconds the hits a gut wrench for two. Blade crawls to the ropes and keeps Beast at bay with some kicks to the gut. Blade to his feet, but Beast lifts him up and charges him back first into the turnbuckles. A series of shoulder blocks crumples Blade to the mat. Beast plays to the crowd for a moment before pulling Blade to his feet. Irish whip/clothesline combo gets Beast another two and frustration seems to be setting in as he begins stomping away at the cruiserweight and even walks over his throat. Beast lands a running knee drop to the chest for another two then snatches Blade up in a bear hug. Crowd willing Blade on as he head butts his way free. Kick to the gut but the RYUSHIN~!!! is blocked. Blade instead nails a roll of the dice for a long two count. Beast back up and they slug it out for a few minutes until Blade is sent into the corner. Beast charges in, but Blade hops to the ropes and in one fluid motion back flips off and attempts a RYUUJINSEN~!!! However, the Beast holds onto the ropes and then in a show of incredible neck strength, lifts Blade back up and hot shots him into the turnbuckle. A dazed Blade walks right into the BIG CLUB O’DOOM~!!! and Beast picks up the victory. WINNER in 9:55 Beast Razz: Beast certainly made a statement there, he made that look rather easy!
Ross: I have always thought that if this guy is motivated, he is damn near unstoppable, Johnny and Donovan better watch their titles real carefully when Beast is focused.
Razz: It has been a tough month for Chris Alt, first his partner throws in the towel during the OOWF Invitational costing him his match against Moosehead Jack, then he is brutally assaulted by Niles, then his partner turns on him and nearly kicks his teeth out of his mouth!
Ross: well they say success breeds jealousy, and few men have had the kind of success that Chris Alt has had since he came to the OOWF. He faces a tough opponent in LD Williams tonight, if his mind is focused on Carl Coolname and Niles Anderson, there is no way he can win this match.
Razz: Williams is one of the toughest guys in the OOWF, he seems to be the Enforcer of that Moosehead Jack – Johnny Adrenaline unholy alliance. Williams likes to hurt people, and that makes him a dangerous man.
LD WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS ALT Carl Coolname accompanies L.D. to the ring, and Alt tries to go outside to go after him, but the referee restrains him. Coolname gives Alt the stinkeye and returns to the locker room. LDW shares a few choice words with Alt and punches are thrown. They slug it out to start things off, and Alt will not relent, knocking LDW out of the ring. Alt follows outside and continues the assault, finally changing up with a suplex on the floor. Alt follows that with a modified spinebuster on the floor and LDW is hurt. Alt rolls in the ring to break the count, comes back out, and sends LDW to the guardrail backfirst. After introducing LDW to the ringsteps, Alt rolls him back in and goes up top. Alt comes down with a crossbody block that gets a long two. Alt controls for a couple of more minutes until LDW crawls to a corner and gets a lowblow in behind the ref's back. LDW controls with some head and neck targeted offense, starting with a DDT and following up with a beautiful delayed brainbuster, which gets two. LDW drops a few knees onto the head of Alt and goes for the STF, but Alt fights it off and LDW has to switch up into a surfboard, wrenching hard on the neck. Alt is able to power out and goes to the ropes. LDW tries a back elbow, but Alt ducks and comes back with a flying forearm. Alt takes down LDW with a couple of clotheslines and sends LDW to the ropes with an Irish Whip and hits a nice standing dropkick. Alt sets up for the tiger driver, but Coolname runs in before Alt can begin the move. CC tries a superkick, but Alt blocks it, pulls CC in and backdrops him over the top rope. But Alt turns around into a drop toehold, and LDW tries the STF again. Alt fights it off, rolls onto his back and cradles LDW and gets a three count. Winner: Chris Alt at 13:28. Before Alt can even get to his feet, though, CC comes back in and pastes him with a superkick. CC stands over Alt and gets in his face, pointing his finger at him and yelling at him. LDW kicks Alt while he's down one time and the heels leave the ring. Ross: Another cheap sneak attack! That was a helluva match, that Coolname is just a little sneak!
Razz: That’s their MO though Ross, pick your spot and attack. It may not be the most honorable thing to do, but there is no better way of getting under your opponent’s skin. At this rate, Alt is going to come completely unhinged!
Ross: Well, I think he has way too much poise for that, but you can only push a man so far. Up next we have a Fatal Four way for a shot at the world Tag Team titles, Razz, who do you like here?
Razz: Well, Ross, I tell ya, I like Capslock and Stank. They are two of the biggest guys in the OOWF, and they are going to be hard to stop, I say they win and get a shot at 3Piece Set.
Ross: No doubt they are hosses! But my money is on the former champs, Hellion and Corax. After their no show last week, I have a feeling their heads are on straight and they will stop at nothing to get their titles back!
FFC & STANK vs. HELLION & CORAX vs. THE DRAGONS vs. BRAD SMOLEY & SMARK – Winner gets an OOWF tag team title shot at Madness The first three teams make it to the ring, and as is the custom lately, all turn their attention to the entrance waiting for the latest Smoley and Smark spectacle. A thin black man with a bad jerry curl and a pimp daddy suit comes out first, with a mic of course. “Allow me to introduce to you, the toughest, meanest screw that ever took a turn in the Alabama State Penitentiary, cross this man and you’ll be doing HARD TIME, the Big Boss Man Brad Smoley!” Smoley comes out in full Correction Officer gear looking like an over weight cop from NYPD Blue, or the Cop from Village People, one or the other, then his partner is announced. “And his partner, from the deepest darkest corners of Silicon Valley, the work rate master himself, Smarkeem! The IWC Dream!” Is Smark wearing a dashiki with Windows logos all over it? What the hell? The two finally make it to the ring, the other three teams just shake their heads at the spectacle. Before the bell rings, 3PS comes to the announce booth for some guest commentary. Ross: we are being joined by “The Main Event” Chris Cole and Ax-Man, the World Tag Team Champions 3Piece Set
Ax: Good to be here, how’s it going Razz, nice hat Ross <snickers.>
Razz: good to have you guys, so what do you think of the teams in the fatal four way?
Cole: Please, no one can touch 3Piece Set, we have nothing to worry about.
Ax: The Dragons can’t get along, Hellion and Corax are chickensh*t cowards, and Stank and Capslock are big, but slow, and dumb.
Ax: That’s right, they are not in our league, but that Smoley and Smark, now THERE’s a team that you have to watch out for
Ross: Are you serious?
Cole: Of course! Hey look, it seems like they channel all these legendary teams from the past, who knows, maybe one day they might channel 3Piece Set and actually beat someone! Finally we get underway, the rules are simple, first team to score a win gets a title shot at Madness. The three teams basically take turns beating the snot out of Smark and Smoley. In a matter of minutes, both men are bloody messes. Finally SoulDragon tags himself in and demands Stank, and these two go at it. For the next several minutes the match is contained to mostly the Dragons against FFC and Stank, with neither team gaining a distinct upperhand. Finally Hellion and Corax get involved, and things break down. Sould Dragon and FFC battle outside the ring, SD gains the advantage with a low blow. Dragon puts FFC on the Finnish Announce Table, and grabs his trusty cinderblock. Before he can unleash an Omen Driver, FFC reverses the move into a sit down powerbomb and both men crash through the table, Dragon could be dead, and FFC’s head slams into the security railing, neither man is moving.Black dragon throws Stank over the top rope, then catches him with a suicide dive from the top rope, the two are quickly to their feet again and brawl into the crowd. Inside the ring, Smark has scaled the top rope, Corax hits him with a rope climbing shining wizard, knocking him off the top rope to the floor below. Meanwhile Hellion sets Smoley on the top rope and hits him with a tornado DDT, then hits an amazing asai moonsault over the top rope landing on Smark. Hellion gets up and runs over and joins Blackdragon and Stank all three are fighting through the crowd, while FFC and SoulDragon are struggling to get up in the remains of the Finnish Announce Table. This leaves Corax and a dazed Brad Smoley in the ring. The ref is still down. As Smoley gets to his feet, Corax levels him with a shining wizard, and traps him in the haas of pain. Smoley is tapping like crazy but the ref sees nothing. Ax: Excuse us for a minute, we have som business to attend to. <Cole and Ax quickly leave the announce table> Ax and Cole have left the announce table and grabbed chairs on their way to the ring. They slide into the ring behind Corax, and crush his skull with a con-chair-to. Corax collapses to the mat, out cold. Ax drags Smoley on top of Corax and Cole revives the ref, dragging him into position. 3Piece Set take off, the ref counts three before anyone can get back into the ring. WINNERS in 18:42 Brad Smoley & Smark Ross: You’ve got to be kidding me! Smoley and Smark get a shot at the titles at Madness! This was a set up all along! Those sneaky bastar…
Razz: whoa whoa whoa Ross, 3Piece Set pulled a fast one tonight, but those things have a way of coming back and biting you in the ass.
Ross: Speaking of which, I’ll bet my hat that Moosehead Jack is regretting attacking Thim Reynolds, Jack might have bitten off more than he can chew here.
Razz: Well, I don’t think Moose has any regrets, you have to have a conscience to have regret, but this is going to be a blood bath, Jack doesn’t care how much you hurt him, as long as he gets to hurt you.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. THIM REYNOLDS – Chain Match Rules are as follows: A twelve foot chain is strapped to each man's right wrist. No disqualification. Pinfall or submission must occur in the ring. The referee attaches the chain to Moose first, then to Reynolds. MHJ chuckles as the bell sounds. TR pulls the chain, bringing MHJ in and TR opens up with a flurry of punches. MHJ goes down, and TR attempts to wrap the chain around his fist, but MHJ kicks him low and goes on the offense, which includes choking out TR with the chain. TR comes back however with a modified judo throw and pounds on the back of MHJ. TR takes the excess chain and whips MHJ, who rolls outside to escape. Still attached, TR yanks the chain and MHJ gets pulled sternum-first into the apron. MHJ crawls up onto the apron, and TR comes over to attack, but MHJ rakes the eyes and pulls TR over the top rope. MHJ backs away to tighten the chain up, and TR is trapped, hanging by his wrist on the apron. Moose wraps the excess chain around his arm and hits TR with stiff clotheslines, and TR is forced to take them. Then MHJ wraps the chain around his hand and gets a free punch to TR's face, and it busts him open. MHJ rolls back in, pulls TR up and suplexes him back into the ring. MHJ stalls a moment to piss the crowd off, and TR uses the opportunity to wrap the chain around MHJ's feet, and TR trips him up. Using the chain, TR tries for the REFLEX-O-LOCK~!, but MHJ blocks it with a stiff kick to the face, drawing some more blood. MHJ regroups and again wraps the chain around his hand and mounts TR for some more punches, and TR is a bloody mess. MHJ slowly stalks TR some more, but TR is out of it, and rolls out and drops hard to the floor. MHJ pulls the chain, sending TR into the apron. And does it again. MHJ gets set to do it one more time, but TR desperately tugs at the chain himself, and MHJ goes crashing into the turnbuckle. MHJ stumbles backward, and TR tugs at the chain again, and again, MHJ meets the turnbuckle. TR climbs up on the apron and pulls the chain one more time, bringing MHJ in. TR grabs him and wraps the excess chain around MHJ's head and begins slamming MHJ into the top turnbuckle, and the fans are counting along. Twenty times MHJ's head slams off the turnbuckle. TR rolls back in and pulls the chain, spinning MHJ around undoing the chain from his head, and MHJ is bleeding everywhere too. TR gets a chain-assisted clothesline, the wraps the chain around MHJ twice, slams him, and gets the Chirobow, which gets a two count. With the chain still around MHJ, TR gives him a belly to belly suplex. Irish whip by TR, but MHJ counters with a sleeper. And in the process, MHJ slips the chain around TR's neck and tightens it up, trying to cut off the air. With TR still tied up at the neck, MHJ releases the sleeper, wraps the chain around TR's neck one more time, and dumps him over the top, leaving him to hang in front of the entrance ramp. Suddenly, Semaj B runs down and to the dismay of MHJ, undoes the chain from around TR's wrist and frees him from the hanging. MHJ is left with the chain and dares SB to enter the ring, and he obliges immediately. They brawl momentarily, and in the meantime, Concrete TG also runs down with another chain, appearing to be wrapped with barb-wire, and gives it to TR. MHJ puts down SB, and wraps the chain around his fist and lines up for a heart punch on SB, but before he can do it, TR turns MHJ around and opens up with the barb-wired chain, just furious punches to the face, finally dropping the chain and falling to the ropes in exhaustion. Both men drag themselves up one more time, but TR kicks MHJ in the gut, and hits him with a piledriver on the barb-wired chain, and that gets the three count at 18:41. Winner: Thim Reynolds. After the match, SB helps Thim to his feet, as they get up, Johnny Adrenaline slides in and slams SB across the back of the head with a golf club. Thim turns and gets a jab between the eyes with the club as well. By this time a horrifically bloody MHJ gets to his feet and pounces on TR. Johnny holds SB in the corner by his throat forcing him to watch as MHJ pounds away at Thim’s face with the barbed wire. The fight spills out of the ring and heads to the top of the ramp. Thim attempts a comeback, but MHJ rakes the eyes with the barbed wire, drawing screams of pain from Thim. As Thim staggers in pain, Jack levels him with a chair to the head. Moose then wraps the chain around Thim’s neck, grins an evil grin, and drags him off. [/b] Ross: MAH GAWD! What a slobbernocker! Thim got the better of Jack, but where is Jack taking Thim?
Razz: I have no idea, but I do know I would NOT want to be in Thim’s boots right about now.
Ross: Razz our next match should be a classic, I don’t think these two have ever met before. Concrete has a match coming up with Moose at the PPV, and he thinks this will get him prepared for it.
Razz: Well, UnderDawg ain’t no prep match. As great as Concrete is, he is going to have to give it all the effort he has to over come the dead Dawg.
Ross: You certainly can not take UnderDawg lightly. I still believe that Concrete is one of the most gifted athletes in the OOWF, much like Chris Alt, I see Concrete as a potential world champion, win or lose, this match will make him even better
UNDERDAWG vs. CONCRETE TG Feeling out process to start, neither man wants to make a mistake. It’s Concrete’s speed versus Dawg’s power. The two lock up and UD pushes CTG back to the corner, clean break and applause by the fans. Lock up again, UD breaks the lock up and grabs CTG and plants him with a side slam, cover only gets one. Both men quickly back to their feet, Concrete drop kicks Dawg’s knee, dropping him down to one knee. CTG kicks the other leg until Taker is on his knees then bounds off the ropes with a clothesline that bends Dawg over backwards. Concrete climbs the ropes and hits a flying elbow drop off the middle rope for a two count. Concrete keeps Dawg grounded for the next several minutes working on his back. Pendulum backbreaker gets another two count. Finally UD works back to his feet, Concrete whip to the rope, but CTG lowers his head a moment too soon and UD hits a hangman’s neck breaker. Now it’s UD’s turn to take control, and he does, battering CTG with power moves. Concrete suffers a fireplug piledriver, but Dawg leaves him too close to the ropes and Concrete gets a foot on the bottom rope, just avoiding a three count. Both men are back to their feet, toe to toe, after thirty minutes of action. UD attacks staggering CTG with rights to the head, then sends him to the ropes and connects with a big clothesline. Both men are exhausted. UD calls for a last ride, and sets CTG up, before UD can finish, CTG shifts his weight and comes down behind UD, schoolboy rollup gets a two count, both men up, CTG charges, ducks a clothesline, but eats a boot on the rebound. Dawg falls to one knee, Concrete is down holding his jaw. Dawg is up first, gets Concrete to his feet and grabs him by the throat for a chokeslam. In a flash, Concrete breaks the hold, holds UD’s arm, spins and takes UD up and over with a Cement Mixer, destroying UD. Both men are down. A still bloody MHJ comes to ringside and glares at CTG, CTG pulls himself up on the ropes in front of Moose. Moose reaches down and hands Concrete a steel chair. Concrete holds the chair and stares at Moose for a moment. Jack just smirks. Concrete turns around just in time to have UD boot the chair back into his face, opening a bloody gash in his head. Moose just shakes his head and walks away. Seconds after the chair incident, Canadian Dragon hits the ring and lays out UD with a title shot upside the head. Both men are out, the ref calls for the bell. WINNER – No Contest in 41:01 After the match, Jack slides back into the ring and wraps a chain slowly around his fist staring at the fallen and helpless Concrete. Jack picks up the steel chair and lays it across Concrete’s chest and leaves the ring. Ross: again with the interference! What the hell was Jack doing down here, and why was Canadian Dragon involved! Whatever happened to two competitors having a straight up match?
Razz: This ain’t Ring of Honor Ross, this is the OOWF!
Ross: What the hell is a Ring of Honor?
Razz: Er, nevermind. Jack seems hell bent on playing mind games with Concrete, and Dragon and UnderDawg can not be in the same building together. Both these feuds are going to come to a bloody, violent end sooner or later!
Ross: Well hopefully our next match will be free of outside shenanigans. We have our second Fatal Four way match, this time for a shot at the World Title, who do you like in this one Razz?
Razz: Well, I gotta say, I like Microplay in this one. He wants that title back, and he hasn’t gotten a square shot at it yet, I think he comes out on top and gets the shot.
Ross: I am going with Hardbody Harris, I have never seen a man so focused on a single goal, he is determined to finally take the gold.
GIMMICKMAN vs. HARDBODY HARRIS vs. MARK VANDER vs. MICROPLAY – Winner gets a world title shot at Madness All four men begin brawling immediately hitting anything that moves until HH and GM take MV and MP over the top rope with a pair of clotheslines. GM and HH face off as the crowd goes nuts. They shake hands and HH immediately rocks GM with some heavy rights before sending him into the ropes. GM ducks the clothesline attempt and drops HH with a shoulder block. GM hits the ropes, but this time HH catches him with his modified hip toss/neck breaker. HH shuffles about in anticipation as GM favors the head and gets back to his feet. They lock eyes, but GM is immediately hit from behind by MP. HH lays into MP with rights and lefts before sending him into the ropes. MP holds on, but MV reverse frankensteiner’s him out of the ring. Crowd shows their respect with a familiar chant as GM attempts to sneak in a schoolboy. HH powers out of it and admonishes GM, who smiles sheepishly before having his overhead shot blocked and countered into some big rights by HH. Double Irish reversal sends HH into a seated senton courtesy of MV. MV slides between GM’s legs then catches him with a springboard drop kick that sends him tumbling towards HH who pays GM back with a schoolboy of his own. MP breaks it up and immediately hammers away at HH before whipping him into the turnbuckles hard. HH counters an MP charge with an elbow, but is blindside by a top rope bulldog from MV. Cover gets two as GM yanks MV off. MP takes advantage with a chop block and some leg related offense on GM before locking in a figure four. MV breaks that up with a second rope leg drop. Before he can build on that, HH drops him to the mat with a high back supplex. GM struggles to his feet only to have HH lift him up and put him back down with a pair of knee breakers. MP chills in the corner while they slug it out. MV recovers and nails an unsuspecting MP with a flying forearm. Corner punches halted at seven as MP plants MV with a sit down power bomb. Cover gets two as HH breaks up the count by launching GM into MP. HH pulls MP to his feet and dances around him with a series of quick jabs before laying him out with a clothesline. He ducks a high cross body from MV, who is caught by GM, who has his SPARTAN PLUNGE~!!! attempt reversed into a DDT. HH kicks him off and MP blindsides him and dumps him over the top rope. MP alternates between stomping GM and MV before HH slides back in and takes him down with a double leg. A flurry of punches is proceeded with some head pounding and the crowd is loving HH as he stands back up. Irish whip reversal sequence sends HH into the ropes, but he manages to back body drop MP to the outside. GM takes advantage and clotheslines him out. MV takes advantage by not only dropkicking GM, in effect straddling him between the top and middle ropes, but by also spring boarding off his back and nailing MP and HH with a corkscrew plancha. MV up first and back on the apron. Shoulder to GM’s gut and he sling shots himself over GM and towards the opposite set of ropes. GM recovers enough to stop MV cold with a leaping shoulder tackle that garners a two count. GM easily controls the ensuing slugfest and whips MV into the topes. GM charges ahead and flattens MV. Signals for one more time and charges in again only to be cut off at the knees by an MP chop block. MP turns his attention to MV and pounds and chops away at him before setting him on the top rope. MV manages to shove MP down, but MP lands on his feet and punches MV loopy. HH in for the save and hits a wicked back breaker on MP then stretches him across the knee. Motions to MV, who comes off top with a leg drop. HH then dumps MV out of the ring and gets a two count on MP, who rolls to the outside for a breather. HH slides out after him and they bounce each other’s skulls off the ring apron and for a bit. GM joins the action and all four men trade off partners in a wild brawl until HH and MV are paired up. GM levels MP with a clothesline just as HH and MV find themselves atop the Bolivian announce table. MV and HH slug it out until HH head butts him several times. As MV staggers precariously closer to the edge, HH grabs him from behind and hits a ONE AND ONLY~!!! through the table much to the shock of the crowd who manage a HOLY SH*T chant once they recover. As the EMTs finally respond to Ross’s shrieks for medical assistance, GM eats the steel stairs after MP flapjacks him. Amidst splintered wood and white uniforms, HH rises slowly to his feet while MV lies motionless. After taking a few moments to gather his head, MP charges in, shoving EMTs aside before murdering HH with a brutal DDT. MP rolls him back in and ascends the turnbuckles. Just as MP stands erect atop his perch, a woozy GM crotches him from the apron. Climbing in, GM shakes off the cobwebs and muscles MP from the ropes onto his shoulders and connects with the SPARTAN PLUNGE~!!! Slow to cover but when he does, HH plants a vicious kick to the jaw. As GM favors his bloody mouth, HH jerks MP to his feet and finishes him off with a TO BE EDITED IN LATER~!!! GM is unable to break up the fall and HH is going to Madness. WINNER in 49:01 Hardbody Harris Razz: So Hardbody Harris gets a shot at Donovan Viper at Madness, with Harris’ frame of mind right now, I would NOT want to be Viper, that’s a more aggressive side of Harris that I have never seen!
Ross: I have never seen Harris this focused. I spent some time talking to him, and his focus on that title was almost frightening. There was no joking, no laughing, just a singular focus on winning the most prized title in all of wrestling, the OOWF title, I tell ya, Donovan Viper’s days as champion could be numbered.
Razz: The same could be said for 3Piece Set, they face a hungry Revolution XX team tonight, with their new attitude, they could walk away with the gold here tonight.
Ross: No question about it, I don’t like their new attitude, I was shocked when they decided to cast their lot with Johnny and that rabble, but if 3Piece Set isn’t careful, it could be Revolution XX against Smoley and Smark at Madness
Razz: But let’s not take anything away from the champs, there is a reason they have held on to the gold this long, they are crafty in their own right, this one should be a good one.
REVOLUTION XX vs. 3PIECE SET – OOWF Tag Team Title Match The challengers seem a bit cocky, which doesn't set well with 3PS, and the champs take charge immediately, with Ax pounding EOM out of the ring and Cole clotheslining CC over the top. 3PS jaws with the official as RevXX regroups. EOM and CC slowly get back into the ring, but again, the champs dump them back out. This time, the champs follow and beat on the challengers some more on the outside, with a notable spot being Ax press slamming CC into the crowd. However, on the other side of the ring, EOM reverses a whip and rams Cole into the ringpost. EOM rolls Cole in and controls, and the referee finally gains a bit of control on the match. EOM hits a leg drop on Cole and stalls for some time until CC can get back to the corner. Once he does, the challengers get Cole into their corner and utilize quick tags to maintain control. This only lasts for a few minutes, as Cole manages to send EOM into CC, knocking him off the apron. The champs get EOM into their corner and go to work. 3PS goes after the legs of EOM, trying to ground him. Cole gets a shinbreaker, tags Ax, and he just stomps away. Cole comes back in with a dragonscrew, and tires to lock on the Texas Cloverleaf. But CC breaks that up. Ax comes back in with a half crab, but CC breaks that up, too. The champs keep their cool however, and keep at EOM. After some more teamwork, Ax comes in and immediately clocks CC, knocking him to the floor. CC tries to come back in, but the ref stops him. A 3PS double team sets up the figure four for Ax. CC runs around the ring and pulls Cole off the apron, triggering a brawl out there. The ref goes over to settle that, and tries to get Cole back to his corner. In the meantime, CC goes up top and hits Ax with a guillotine legdrop, breaking the figure four. EOM gets the tag to CC, who hits a Rocker Dropper on Ax. Before anything else can happen though, Cole slides in the ring with a chair, which the ref grabs immediately. But CC grabs it from the ref and exchanges words with Cole. The ref warns both men, so CC just tosses the chair at Cole, who catches it. CC steps away, and EOM flies in with a missile dropkick to the chair, smashing it off Cole's head, and the ref has no choice but to DQ RevXX at 15:09. Winners in 15:09 3 Piece Set. CC grabs the chair and opens up on Cole, who is bleeding, but Ax pulls Cole out of the ring before too much damage can be done. The two teams jaw some more as Ax helps a groggy Cole up the ramp. This issue, as they say, is far from over. Razz: That’s what you call sending a message!
Ross: Indeed, they wanted to send a message to 3Piece Set, I guarantee you, the champs will never take this team lightly again! Wait, Razz, we are getting word from the back that there is something going on. <cut to back> Camera cuts to the back where UD has just destroyed the Ministry locker room. SFJ22 approaches UD, Dawg just takes the mic and glares at her until she walks away:
“Canadian Dragon… You’re no dragon. You’re merely a pest. A flea. An insignificant little insect that keeps coming back to bite at me. I scratch you off, you keep coming back. And it would mean little to me, except you’re a flea who keeps biting off more then he can chew. The attacks, the bleeding, and the constant to interruption in my matches, I can take that. It’s the fact that you keep doing it with that belt. That belt which you hold so dearly, that belt that belongs to the Ministry.”
“You keep talking about trying to restore pride, honor, and prestige to the belt, yet you stole it like a two-bit thief. When you became champion, you did it without even beating the champion, Microplay. When Donovan Viper became the champion, he DID beat Microplay. But with your relentlessness in keeping the belt, I knew I had to make a new belt – for the champion, and for the OOWF – to make sure that the rightful champion had gold that signified his greatness. The wrestlers, the fans, may not like Viper, but they recognize that he’s the champion and that the belt he carries around signifies the pinnacle of this organization, the top of the wrestling world. But you, Dragon, couldn’t take that. You couldn’t take the fact that the OOWF, the boys in the back, and the fans across the country had passed you and your little belt by. That's why you went and took a hammer to the OOWF Championship belt. Out of pure jealousy. You want to say that the belt you hold signified a mockery. YOU MADE IT INTO A MOCKERY! It’s merely a trinket, now. A symbol of a sad man who couldn’t get things done.“
“But you know what? I’ll play your game. I’ll pretend that the belt you have still means something to anyone else besides you. You know why? Because it’ll hurt you that much more when I beat you for it. As you may recall, when I won the tournament at Home Sweet Hell, I earned the right to challenge anyone in the OOWF for their championship title. You seem to believe that the belt you hold still signifies that, so I am challenging you to step into my yard and put that belt up for grabs in a match against myself. Oh, and this time around, I’m going to add some decorations to my yard. At Madness, we’re going to go at it in The Ultimate Hell match.
“Surrounding the cage will be a Hell in the Cell cage, with an opening on each side of the roof. On top of that cage, is another cage, this time with no ceiling. Instead, two steel scaffolds run through the cage, forming an X. In the middle of that X is a ladder. Hanging above the top of the ladder will be the old OOWF Championship belt. The winner will be the man to climb those grueling heights and grab the belt. The loser will be the man looking up from the floor. In a universe of pain – in the Ultimate Hell. And that’s where you’ll be when I rise upon that contraption to finally take that gold back where it belongs – The Ministry – and restore the honor, pride, and prestige that you pissed away from it.” Ross: My GOD, an Ultimate Hell match? Razz have you ever heard of such a match?
Razz: I think I heard about one in Japan once, Mr. Pogo and Leatherface had one once, just about ended both of their careers, I hope UnderDawg knows what he is doing.
Ross: I can not imagine the carnage! Folks this one will NOT be for the squeamish of heart.
Razz: This next match might not be either. Moosehead Jack has promised Johnny a favor if he takes out Semaj B
Ross: What is it? What could that scoundrel Moosehead Jack possibly offer?
Razz: I don’t know, but I know Johnny is willing to give it a shot. He better be careful, if he focuses too much on bloodying Semaj and not beating him, Semaj can take that intercontinental title right away from him.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. SEMAJ B. – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match Bell sounds and Semaj rushes a cocky Johnny and rolls him up with a cradle for a quick two. JA is shocked, charges and tries his own rollup, but Semaj reverses and gets another two. JA opts to lock up and gets a headlock takeover, to which SB counters with a headscissors. JA kips up and out of it, and they trade some holds with neither man gaining the upper hand. JA manages to back SB into a corner and the ref tries to break, but over the ref's shoulder, JA throws a cheap right hand, sending SB to the canvas. JA denies any wrongdoing. JA works over SB in the corner, then backs up and charges, but SB backdrops JA over the turnbuckle and to the floor. JA lands on his feet, but momentum sends him crashing into the guardrail. SB, being the gentleman that he is, allows the referee to begin a count, and JA gathers himself and reaches under the ring and pulls out his golf club and attempts to bring it in the ring. The referee struggles with JA on the apron, and wrests the club away. But when the ref goes to the other side of the ring to dispose of the weapon, JA pulls a golf tee out of his tights, and lodges it inside his clenched right fist, pointed end barely protruding from his knuckles. When JA turns around, SB greets him with a dropkick, knocking JA back to the floor. JA pulls himself back onto the apron, and SB tries to suplex him back in. At the apex of the suplex though, JA punches SB in the temple with his right hand. SB falls to the mat, and JA nearly lands on his head. JA takes the opportunity to mount SB and go to town with right hands. The ref pulls JA off, and SB is wearing the proverbial crimson mask. JA picks SB up and hits the ADRENALINE RUSH~! JA gets an academic three count. Winner in 6:56 and still Intercontinental Champion! Johnny Adrenaline Johnny tosses aside the tee and stays on the attack after the match, bringing the golf club into the ring and using it to choke a nearly unconscious Semaj. The Dragons run in for the save and JA hightails it. As JA begins his walk up the aisle, Attitude Adjuster runs down, and JA hops into the crowd. AA thinks about giving chase, but decides against it, and goes back to the locker room, leaving the Dragons and a bloody Semaj in the ring. Ross: That Johnny Adrenaline is an animal! He couldn’t just be content with winning the match, he had to try and maim someone
Razz: Well, here in the OOWF you have to do whatever it takes to stay on top, Johnny sent a message to all challengers that he is not above using any means necessary to hold on to that title.
Ross: I just don’t understand what drives a man to such blood lust, when did winning not become enough?
Razz: Sometime around 1953 Ross.
Ross: Huh?
Razz: Never mind, up next Niles gets his first shot at the gold, you gotta admit Ross, Niles has run up a pretty impressive won loss record here in the OOWF, he deserves the match
Ross: No question about it, I may not like the company he keeps, or his methods, but bottom line is he is a hell of a competitor. Donovan Viper has a death grip on the title, but they say it takes a thief to catch a thief, maybe it takes a cheat to unseat a cheat.
Razz: That was pretty clever Ross, lets go to the ring!
NILES ANDERSON vs. DONOVAN VIPER – OOWF World Title Match Niles is seconded by Carl Coolname, for some reason. The two circle each other, Viper seems distracted by Coolname. This distraction allows Niles to pop Viper in the mouth. Niles goes to work, beating Viper to the mat with kicks and punches. With DV down, Niles hits the ropes and drops a quick elbow and makes the cover for a two count. Both men back to their feet, Niles whips DV to the ropes and hits an inverted atomic drop. Viper staggers for a moment, Niles comes off the ropes with a bulldog. Another fast cover, another two count. Both men back up, Viper tries a clothesline, Niles blocks it and turns it into a float over DDT. Before he can make another cover, DV bails out of the ring. Niles follows and tries an attack, but DV goes to the eyes, then scoops Niles up and drops him throat first on the guardrail. Viper goes back inside and waits, just before the ten count Niles makes his way into the ring. Now Viper goes on the offensive. Viper nails Niles with a snap suplex, then climbs the ropes and drops a fist right between Niles eyes. Cover gets a two count. Viper waits for Niles to get to his knees and lays in some brutal kicks to his rib cage. After several minutes of punishment, Viper goes for the Sidewinder, Niles is able to reverse it into an RKO. Both men are down, Niles uses all his strength to crawl over and drape an arm across DV. Viper rolls the shoulder at two, just avoiding the pin. Both men struggle to their feet, Niles tries a clothesline, Viper ducks and nails Niles with a dragon suplex. Viper slides out of the ring and looks under the apron for something, Viper stands up wrapping a chain around his elbow, as he turns around, he eats a Coolname superkick right in the mouth. Alt rushes out and attacks Coolname. Both men brawl around ringside, eventually the action spills into the ring, Niles tries to pull Coolname off of Alt, Alt turns around and blasts Niles in the face and the brawl intensifies. Viper takes his title and starts toward the back. Soon the rest of the AYUFF run in and try to save Alt, which brings out the rest of the Establishment. The ring fills, bodies are everywhere. UnderDawg and Canadian Dragon brawl to the ring, and soon they are in the mix. Donovan Viper slides back in and tries to nail Dragon with the title, but he moves and Viper lays out Concrete TG instead. Finally officials once again get the participants separated. WINNER – No Contest in 33:22 Ross: That didn’t settle a damn thing! Once again a great match is marred by interference! Razz I am starting to believe that the Establishment & Co. and the AYUFF are out of control!
Razz: It seems like it, there area lot of bad feelings between those two groups, this thing is going to have to come to a head soon! Johnny Adrenaline is making his way to the parking lot, when the lights dim, a light bulb falls from the ceiling, and Moosehead Jack enters from a darkened room.]
JA: Always scaring people... was that enough blood for you?
MHJ: Good work Adrenaline. You may have some potential yet.
JA: Well, what's this big reward? And why do I have a bad feeling about this?
MHJ: I told you to trust me. I just got off the phone with the GM, and you've got the match. Intercontinental Title on the line, Midweek Mayhem next week...
JA: Great... See, I told you I didn't like the sounds of this.
MHJ: ...Against Brad Smoley.
JA: [huge grin appears on face] What about Double A?
MHJ: Oh he has a match too…against UnderDawg, AND Beast!
JA: oh MAN! Capps is a dead man! [Johnny is grinning from ear to ear]
MHJ: Not too bad, for a piece of garbage.
JA: Aw hey Moose, you know I didn’t mean nothing by that
MHJ: <stepping close> Just remember Johnny, as fast as made your life a little easier, I can just as easily make it a living hell.
JA: Hey, fine, we’re in this together right, on the same page, gonna get rid of those AYUFF idiots.
MHJ: Next time I tell you to trust me...trust me. [laughs] Ross: You have GOT to be kidding me! Johnny gets Brad Smoley next week, and no disrespect to Mr. Smoley, but that is not the toughest match you could possibly have, while Attitude Adjuster gets UnderDawg AND Beast, Razz how is that fair?
Razz: Well, it’s not, but when you seem to have some kind of pull with the GM, that’s how things seem to work out.
Ross: but there is no GM!
Razz: Uh, yeah, well I don’t know then! Who is booking this stuff?
Ross: That’s all the time we have tonight, for Razz, I am Ross, GOODNIGHT!
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