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Post by mooseheadjack on May 31, 2008 13:00:30 GMT -5
MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Why, Arizona!
We are coming to you LIVE! From the Why, Arizona Cattle Rancher’s Association Livestock Breeding Complex and Sports Arena! I am your host Good ‘Ol Ross, joined by my partner the human simplex machine RAZZZZZZZ!
Razz: Um Ross, I think you meant to say suplex, human SUPLEX machine
Ross: Oh, what did I say? Well, NEVERMIND! We have a great show for you tonight! Donovan Viper defends his OOWF World Title against Concrete TG!
Razz: That will be a great one! This is Concrete’s second shot at the gold, he almost won it last time, I like his chances this time.
Ross: We also have the tag champs 3Piece Set in a non-title cage match against Hardbody Harris and GimmickMan in a barbed wire steel cage match!
Razz: That’ll be a bloodbath! But the one I am looking forward to the most, Johnny Adrenaline defends the Intercontinental title against the Immortal Brad Smoley!
Ross: Yeah, I am sure that will be a technical masterpiece. Up first, Tommy O’Neil against Smark!
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. SMARK TO and Smark lock up to begin. Smark hits a rather impressive arm drag and celebrates. TO gives him a quizzical look before locking up again. This time Smark grabs a headlock and forces TO to his knees. TO fights back up and sends Smark into the ropes. A collision ends with TO barely budging and Smark stumbling backwards into the ropes. TO works Smark’s midsection over with a rapid succession of punches before whipping Smark towards the opposite set of ropes. Smark avoids the clothesline and responds with a beautiful drop kick to the face. Wow, the guy can wrestle. Immediately Smark runs through a series of mat holds, finally settling in on a very weak looking full nelson. However, it looks as if TO will cry. The ring mics barely pick up pieces of Smark’s words. It seems as if he’s telling TO a story about the good o’ days. Smark mumbles something else and TO yanks his arms free of the nelson. Smark begs off then pokes TO in the eye. As Smark is begging off, Attitude Adjuster runs through the crowd and tries to ambush O’Neil from behind. TO senses AA and catches him with a belly-to-belly suplex as he gets into the ring. Both men are quickly up, AA stands toe-to-toe with Tommy and the two square off in an impromptu boxing match. AA swings wildly, TO easily ducks it and lands an uppercut that floors AA. As AA gets to his feet, TO lands a wicked right to the temple that knocks AA out of the ring. Smark attacks TO from behind with a clubbing axe handle to the back. Smark spins TO around and lands a straight right hand to TO’s jaw. TO touches his jaw, then retaliates with a hard shot of his own. Smark is out before he hits the canvas. However, TO drags the smarky little bastard to his feet and hits the unnecessary HANGOVER~!!! to end the match. WINNER in 6:49 Tommy O’Neil After the match, on the outside AA is on his knees trying to get to his feet, TO walks by and kicks AA in the rear knocking him back to the floor. Ross: I’ll tell ya Razz, that O’Neil has the most devastating left I have ever seen.
Razz: No question about it, and what is the deal with Attitude Adjuster getting involved? I guess he is still holding a grudge over losing that three-way dance last week.
Ross: Well I’m sure that’s an issue that will eventually be settled. Next we have two guys who have never met before, Outback Jack is tough as nails, and Harper Camby is a HOSS!
Razz: Outback Jack is making a rare singles appearance; it will be interesting to see how he fares against the monstrous newcomer.
HARPER CAMBY vs. OUTBACK JACK OBJ slugs away in the corner to start. Harper goes low and slugs him down, but Jack kicks at the leg and slides out of the ring. Back in, Harper pounds Jack in the corner and chokes away, then hits a clothesline. That gets two. Delayed suplex from Camby gets two. Camby goes to work on Jack's back, whipping him around the ring, and grinds his elbow into Jack's face on the mat. More choking in the corner, then they slug it out and Harper puts Jack on top and hammers the back, but Jack fights him off. Harper gets a backbreaker gets two. Another backbreaker attempt is turned into a DDT from Jack. Jack goes old school with a running knee drop and then a side Russian leg sweep. That gets two, and Jack gets clubbed down again for two. Camby is looking frustrated, and the two men slug it out, won by Jack's chops, and he forearms Harper down and gets an atomic drop to come back. Jack goes for a Lou Thez press, but Harper catches him with a two-handed choke, but Jack turns that it into a DDT as well. Jack goes up fro the double axe handle from the top, and it connects! An attempted atomic drop is blocked with a spine buster, however. Camby takes over tossing Jack around the ring and pummeling him with power moves. Camby gets a near fall with a power slam, but Jack is just able to get the shoulder up at two. Both men to their feet, Jack tries to get some offense in, but Camby ends it with a knee to the mid section followed by a brutal clothesline that nearly breaks Camby’s neck. Camby whips Jack to the ropes and connects with a spine buster and adds another one for good measure. Harper goes for the Dominator, but OBJ flips out of it and locks on "The Crocodile Hunter" out of nowhere! Harper goes for the ropes but Jack rolls over the other way and ends up getting Harper in a pinning predicament he cannot escape! Jack wins. WINNER in 7:29 Outback Jack Ross: I think Jack may have pulled one off there; the wily veteran gets the duke.
Razz: That’s true Ross, but I think big things are ahead for Camby, this guy has the size and skills to go far here in the OOWF, he just needs a little more seasoning.
Ross: Funny you should mention that Razz, because that’s how I feel about our next team, these two FF Capslock and Stank, if they can ever get on the same page could be unstoppable.
Razz: but that is a big IF. Right now I don’t think they have their differences worked out, but on the other side, has anyone seen Thim Reynolds since the last MidWeek Mayhem?
Ross: Last we say of Thim, he was being dragged away by that psychopath Moosehead Jack, and from the video, it appears that Jack is keeping Thim somewhere. This should be interesting.
FF CAPSLOCK & STANK vs. SEMAJ B & THIM REYNOLDS Semaj B comes to the ring first; his partner Thim Reynolds is nowhere to be found. As Semaj gets in the ring, he looks a little nervous at taking on these two behemoths by himself. His opponents’ music hits, but only Stank comes out. Apparently they were not able to work out their differences either. So what started as a tag match is now a one-on-one encounter. The two lock up, Semaj grabs an arm wringer, Stank tries to reverse it to a clothesline, Semaj uses his speed and avoids the move. Another lock up, Stank goes to the eyes, then sends SB to the ropes, Semaj ducks a back elbow and bounds off the ropes, baseball slide between Stank’s legs, Semaj pops up behind Stank, spins him around, stuns him with a European uppercut, grabs Stank and hits a Dudley Dog off the corner. Stank bails out of the ring before SB can make any kind of a cover. SB follows him to the outside and tries to whip Stank into the guardrail, Stank reverses the move, but before SB crashes into the metal, he leaps to the top of the rail, turns and dives at Stank. Unfortunately Stank catches him in mid-air and slams him to the floor. Stank takes over, punishing SB with power moves. Not content with trying to break all his ribs, Stank pulls a pencil out of his tights and tries to carve up SB’s forehead. Stank expertly keeps the pencil hidden from the ref. Stank sends SB to the ropes and elevates him straight up, SB crashes face first to the mat, and Stank drops a big leg across the back of SB’s head. Things look bleak for Semaj B. SB manages to free himself with some well-placed kicks to the mid section. Stank tries to grab SB, but Semaj ducks and nails Stank with a falling spin kick. Stank staggers across the ring allowing Semaj B to attack from behind, leveling Stank with a ghetto blaster to the back of the head, Semaj then locks on the Octopussy. The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as FF Capslock makes it to the ring. Capslock initially stands there and stares at his partner, who is screaming in pain and close to tapping. FFC then tries to crush SB’s skull with a vicious kick to the face. SB falls to the mat and FFC attacks, crushing SB with a big splash. Stank gets to his feet, and lays the boots to SB, eventually whipping him into the corner and catching him with another massive avalanche. FFC whips SB into the ropes and FFC catches him with a brutal power slam. Stank follows it up with a Stankonia. Stank sits a top Semaj B and the ref counts three. WINNERS in 6:29 FF Capslock & Stank Capslock and Stank come face to face in the middle of the ring, nose to nose about to come to blows. Just then Johnny Adrenaline and Moosehead Jack hit the ring, Jack is carrying a briefcase. The four stand staring at each other for a moment, Jack then opens the case revealing that it is stuffed full of money. Stank and FFC grin wildly, hugs and handshakes all around. Stank and FFC then continue destroying SB, FFC nails him with a power bomb, then locks on the standing figure four. While SB is helpless on the mat, Stank comes off the ropes several times with big splashes. Finally after several minutes of abuse, Concrete and the Dragons make the save and clear the ring. Medical attention is called for Semaj B. At the top of the ramp, Jack, Johnny, Capslock and Stank raise their arms in victory. Ross: Razz, that’s what I’m talking about, Johnny Adrenaline and Moosehead Jack are like cancers, everything they touch they corrupt, this whole thing between Capslock and Stank was a setup wasn’t it?
Razz: it sure looks that way Ross, Jack and Johnny had us all fooled, I thought for sure that Capslock and Stank were finished as a team, looks like they just were out to pull a fast one on Semaj B.
Ross: another member of that band of miscreants is up next. Niles has to be smarting after that no contest against Donovan Viper last week, he will certainly look to take out his frustrations on GatorBait.
Razz: if Niles thinks he can just waltz over GatorBait he is sorely mistaken, Gator is a tough guy and if he gets Niles in the Chomp, it’s over.
NILES ANDERSON vs. GATORBAIT Mat stuff to start, and Gator gets a flapjack and dumps Niles to the outside. They head out towards the entrance and brawl, with GB landing a number of stiff shots on Niles. Back in Gator goes up with a flying body press for two. Niles attempts to reverses a suplex but Gator fights back and nails a crushing snap suplex. GatorBait goes for a 2nd rope splash, but eats knee and Niles gets two with a handful of tights. GB comes back with a cradle that gets two. Niles goes for a front suplex, and finally manages to hit a move. Anderson starts working the ribs, but GB comes back with a series of punches. He misses a dropkick though, and an inside cradle gets two for Niles. They slug it out and Gator goes for a crucifix power bomb, but that's reversed by Niles to a rolling fireman’s carry for two. Back to the ribs, but GB fights back, and Niles walks into an abdominal stretch. Niles attempts a hiptoss to counter, but GB blocks that and hip tosses Niles out of the ring. Niles comes storming back up on the apron and tries a springboard move…and gets power slammed on the way down. Backdrop and heel kick get two. Niles goes for suplex but once again that's reversed for two. Gator hits a power bomb for two. Looks like he's gonna go "The Chomp, and things are looking bleak for Niles, but he manages to sneak a low blow past the ref. Super kick attempt by Niles is blocked, but his attempt at a Steed-D-T is just shrugged off by GB. GB goes for a clothesline, but Niles counters with the The Steed-D-T! He goes for the cover putting his feet on the ropes, and manages the hold on for the victory. WINNER in 8:07 Niles Anderson Ross: well it certainly wasn’t clean, but Niles gets the win
Razz: it’s a shame too Ross, Niles has all the tools to be a great one here in the OOWF, but he always seems willing to take the shortcuts to success
Ross: Razz, I expect that from anyone associated with the Establishment or Johnny’s crew. What I don’t expect is for Moose to put up with Endo and Morte losing matches, I have a feeling their days will be numbered
Razz: well you certainly do not want to be perceived as a weak link around that group, there is no honor among thieves and you know they would cut them from the herd the second they felt they were not pulling their weight.
ENDO & MORTE vs. THE DRAGONS E and BD circle and BD quickly locks in a waist lock. BD with the quick takedown and even quicker transition into a front face lock. E flails about on the mat until BD pulls him back up and sends him into the ropes. A vicious lariat puts E right back down. BD drags him back up and tags in SD. Whip into the ropes and E is dropped with a double back body drop. BD hits the flipping senton splash, and then flips SD into a moonsault for the two. SD presses the attack and even gives E a chance to mat wrestle with him. Surprisingly, E gains the upper hand, forcing SD to fight his way back to his feet and toss E with a face first slam of some kind. E staggers over to M and SD tags in BD. BD and M exchange chops and stiff kicks before BD feigns a sidekick with one leg and puts M down with a back hook kick with the other leg. BD grounds M with a little mat work before locking in a double under hook and turning it into a pin. He allows M to get back to his feet before locking up again. M forced in the corner then gets in the cheap shot when the ref forces the break. E tagged back in and he is sent flying courtesy of Overhead Belly-To-Belly Express. BD pops up and grabs a waist lock. E elbows out of it and grabs one of his own, which BD counters by dropping to his knees and picking the ankle. E almost locked into the DRAGON LOCK~!!! but manages to kick free. E stomps away at BD and taunts the crowd with his CLAW~!!! before turning right into another attempt at the DRAGON LOCK~!!! This time the pasty hued wrestler is forced to seek out the ropes. BD holds on and pulls him back to his corner where SD springboard leg drops the outstretched leg. BD then pulls E back up and hits the knee breaker before going back to the apron. SD works E over with various knee lock variations settling in on a figure four. E screams in pain, but manages to sit up and apply the CLAW~!!! SD chops and punches away but E will not relinquish his grasp. That is until BD missile drop kicks him in the back of the head. The ref attends to BD, allowing M to enter the ring and hammer away at SD, drawing the blood that would have flowed freely had BD not stopped the CLAW~!!! He then pulls E closer to their corner and tags when the ref finally gets BD onto the apron. Morton stomps away at SD’s bloodied face before mounting him with several punches. SD is out on his feet as he is whipped into the corner. While M distracts the ref, the CLAW~!!! is applied again and SD drops to the mat lifelessly. M with the lackadaisical cover but BD kicks him in the ribs to break it up. M and E with the quick tags in order to take turns brutalizing SD until BD can take no more. Shoving the ref aside he plows through E and M with clotheslines for each, a jumping spin kick for M and a head and arm suplex for E. He then stomps the shit out of E’s CLAW~!!! hand. Ref threatens the DQ and BD finally relents and goes back to his corner. SD fights back on spaghetti legs, taking Endo down with a desperation sidekick that finds its mark. SD with the slow crawl and now BD is back in. He immediately runs over E with a shoulder tackle and clotheslines M back out of the ring. He and E exchange a few punches until E goes for the CLAW~!!! But the damage is done and he can’t apply adequate pressure. BD floors him with the DKO DROP~!!! for two as Morte breaks it up. SD back in and fights off M until they both find themselves on the outside. SD tastes steel ring steps and M brings in a chair. The ref goes to stop him, leaving BD open to a low blow. E makes the quick tag and M nails BD with the buzz saw kick as he’s getting up. M then drops the GUILOTINE LEG DROP~!!! on the back of BD’s head. SD tries valiantly but is unable to make the save. WINNERS in 19:19 Endo & Morte Razz: well that’s how you get back on track. That’s a good first step for those two.
Ross: the Dragons are certainly a formidable team, and a win over them is not easy to get, let’s see if this propels Endo and Morte into the title hunt.
Razz: Speaking of title hunts! I have been looking forward to this one all week Ross, it’s Johnny Adrenaline versus The Biscuit Brad Smoley!
Ross: Are you serious? Razz with all due respect to Smoley, we both know that he did not deserve this match, Johnny is ducking a tough challenge before his showdown with Attitude Adjuster.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. HONKY TONK SMOLEY with the Mouth of the South Jimmy Smark – OOWF IC Title Match Adrenaline comes out first, looking cocky and confidant. He relaxes in the corner and practices his putts as the spotlight hits the entrance; we hear the strains of a familiar tune: I got long sideburns And my hair slicked back I’m comin to your town in my pink Cadillac I’m just a Honky Tonk Smoley (he’s a Honky Tonk Smoley) I’m just a Honky Tonk Smoley (he’s a Honky Tonk Smoley) I’m just a Honky Tonk Smoley I’m cool, I’m cocky, I’m b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad! And with that out comes the monstrosity known as The Honky Tonk Smoley, along with the Mouth of the South Jimmy Smark, good lord. Smoley looks like Elvis, well more like Elvis after he dies on the toilet. I had no idea they made sequined jump suits that big. And Smark, well of course, he has a megaphone. For reasons unknown Smoley is carrying a guitar as well, even though we all know the man couldn’t carry a tune if it had handles. Johnny looks slightly amused. As soon as the bell rings, Johnny attacks from behind, Smoley is not even out of his jump suit when Adrenaline levels him with a clothesline to the back of the head. Johnny puts the boots to Smoley beating him down in the corner, outside Smark is yelling <that’s not how you put the boots to someone! Workrate man workrate!> Johnny shoots an annoyed look at Smark, then whips Smoley to the opposite corner and follows him in with a clothesline. As Smoley staggers out of the corner, Johnny rocks him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Johnny waits for Smoley to get to his feet, then goes behind and nails successive German suplexes <no!no!no! that’s all wrong! The Chris Benoit tape from Japan in 1992 shows how to do it properly, that’s all wrong!> Both men up, Johnny locks on an abdominal stretch, Smoley screams in pain, of course Johnny uses the ropes. Jimmy Smark screams about it from the outside, the ref finally catches it and kicks Johnny’s arm free, Smoley reverses the abdominal stretch into a roll up for a fast two count. This infuriates Johnny who gets to his feet and drops Smoley with a straight right to the mouth, splitting Smoley’s lip open. Blood pours from Smoley’s mouth, and Smoley snaps, as Johnny comes closer, Smoley low blows him and goes to town, Smoley lays in with a series of chops and punches staggering the champ back into the corner. Smoley climbs the ropes and gets the ten count on Adrenaline. As Johnny staggers out of the corner, Smoley waits, kicks Johnny in the midsection and sets him up for the Shake, Rattle & Roll! Smoley spends just a little too much time shaking his ass, allowing Johnny to hit a low blow of his own and escape to the outside for a breath. Outside, Smark is screaming at Johnny to get up, Johnny gets to his feet, while Smark is momentarily distracted, Johnny grabs Smoley’s guitar and slams it down across Smark’s head. Smark is out. Johnny walks around the ring and looks for something else, Smoley catches him and reaches to the outside to bring him back in, Johnny slams the end of his putter right between Smoley’s eyes. Smoley flops back inside the ring, blood pouring from a gash in his head. Johnny quickly slides back in, hits an Adrenaline Rush, covers, and gets the three count. WINNER in 11:02 Johnny Adrenaline Ross: Well I’m sure Adrenaline is proud of himself. In a match he probably could have won on his own god-given talent, he STILL had to resort to cheating.
Razz: Smoley gave it his all, he was SO close
Ross: Razz are we watching the same match? Smoley was in over his head. But I give him credit; the man has more heart than brains, and probably more gut than heart.
Razz: Maybe next time biscuit! Ross, up next two of your favorites! Moose and LD Williams team to take on Microplay and Blade!
Ross: Razz, I don’t understand this match at all. Why would Microplay team with Blade? Blade turned on him a few weeks ago and Ayaka hit him with the bat.
Razz: All I can say is from what I hear from the boys in the back, they have patched up their differences, we will have to see.
Ross: well they better be on the same page against these two animals, or they will never win the match.
MOOSEHEAD JACK & LD WILLIAMS vs. MICROPLAY & BLADE Jack and Williams attack as soon as Microplay gets into the ring, Blade saunters down to the ring seemingly in no real hurry to save his partner. Jack and Williams trap Microplay in the ropes and pummel him with punches to the head and kicks to the midsection. Blade finally makes it to ring side and nonchalantly grabs the tag rope and stays in his corner. Micro gets some separation by kicking both Williams and Jack in the mid section. Micro frees himself and tries to escape to his corner to make a tag, raking Jack’s eyes and throwing him out of the ring, as he turns to make the tag, LD Williams drops him with a forearm to the side of the head. Williams drags Micro back to their corner and drops a knee into MP’s groin then tags in MHJ. Jack comes in and mounts Micro and pounds away at his forehead. Both men to their feet, Jack whips MP to the ropes, but holds on and reverses it into a short arm clothesline, nearly taking MP’s head off his shoulders. Quick tag to LDW who comes in and connects with a pump handle slam, followed by a knee drop to the face. Williams grinds his knee into MP’s face as he argues with the ref. LDW drags MP to his feet, and stands MP up un a long standing suplex, LDW then drops MP forward across the top rope, quick tag to MHJ who comes in and knocks MP off the top rope with a high knee. Microplay falls off the ropes and crashes to the floor. Jack jumps out of the ring and pounces on the fallen MP, slamming him face first into the ring steps then grinding his face into the floor, followed by a vicious stomp to the back of the head. Jack rolls MP back into the ring and tags Williams. Williams stalks MP, waiting for him to struggle to his feet, peppering him with shots to the jaw. Williams kicks MP then connects with a corkscrew neck breaker. Williams covers, MP is able to roll the shoulder at two. Blade hasn’t moved from the apron. Both men to their feet again, Williams whips MP to the ropes, and lowers his head a little too soon. MP catches Williams and hits a quick pile driver. Both men are down; both are struggling toward their corner. MP is to his corner first, Blade is making no effort to make the tag, as MP gets close to the ropes, Blade drops to the floor and flips MP off. MP is furious; he pulls himself to his feet and glares at Blade on the outside. Meanwhile Williams tags Jack who charges across the ring and kills MP with an axe handle to the back of the head. Jack pins MP in the corner and pounds away, biting the forehead as well until MP is a bloody mess. Jack with another whip reverses it into a short arm clothesline, but instead of the clothesline, he pins MP’s arm behind his head and blasts him with a heart punch. MP falls to his knees gasping for breath. Tag to LD Williams who comes in and immediately climbs the second rope. Jack lifts MP for a pile driver, LDW makes is a spike pile driver. MP is out. For good measure LDW lifts MP and adds a DDT to his misery. The cover is academic. WINNERS in 9:49 Moosehead Jack & LD Williams After the match, Jack and Williams leave the ring; Blade slides back into the ring and yells at MP for costing them the match. Blade kicks MP until he responds, then repeatedly slaps him across the face. MP is nearly helpless, he slowly pulls himself up using the ropes, Blade continues slapping MP across the face and peppering him with punches. Finally, MP gets to his feet in the corner, where he is still being berated and assaulted by MP. Finally after yet another slap, MP snaps. He grabs Blade and pins him in the corner and begins to decimate him with punches. The fans erupt! As Blade is beginning to wilt in the corner, Ayaka comes in and attacks MP with the bat; she only manages a glancing blow though. MP turns around and grabs her by the throat. The fans are screaming their approval. As MP is about to choke slam Ayaka, Blade recovers and grabs the bat and slams it upside MP’s head. Microplay falls to the mat out cold. Blade struggles, but finally manages to lift MP into a brain buster, nearly snapping his neck. Finally officials flood the ring and pull Blade off of MP. Ross: That sonovabitch Blade is going to get what’s coming to him, he had no intention of ever helping Microplay in this match.
Razz: It sure seems that way Ross; I think this was a set up from the start. But did you hear the way the people were cheering for Microplay? Whodathunk it?
Ross: Not me that’s for sure. Next up is two guys who are doing all they can to advance in the OOWF, Westgaard has been hit or miss since starting with the OOWF, he has the intensity, but sometimes he loses focus
Razz: and Vander started off like a house on fire, but has cooled off considerably, some might even say he is in a bit of a slump. I’m sure his management team is not happy about that.
JW WESTGAARD vs. MARK VANDER The two shake hands to start. They trade wristlockery, and Vander gets a standing moonsault for two. He comes back with a rana, and Westgaard bails, but Vander follows with a nice quebrada. Somebody's been eating his weaties. Vander goes to pose for the crowd, but JW posts him low and kicks him in the back while he’s hanging there, for good measure. Back in, Westgaard spine buster gets two. Into the bow-and-arrow, but Westgaard's shoulders are down for two. JW hits a power bomb gets two, but his spear attempt misses. Vander kicks JW in the corner and comes back with the handspring elbow for two. Vander goes up, but Westgaard catches him and hits the snowplow for two. The Birdman goes to fly and goes up and lands in a weird pinning combo, but Vander catapults him into the turnbuckle. Vander gets dumped and Westgaard follows with a fat man plancha. Back in, Vander tries the handspring again, but Westgaard ducks it and gets a face buster for two. Westgaard waits for Vander to get to his feet and nails him with a cross check that knocks Vander out of the ring. Westgaard follows him to the outside and tries for a double axe handle from the apron. Vander catches him and turns it into a spinebuster on the concrete floor. Both men are down on the outside as the ref starts the ten count. Vander is in first, Westgaard barely makes it back in. Once inside Vander hits a long standing suplex, then floats over for a two count. Both men back to their feet, Vander attempts a whip to the ropes, Westgaard holds on and reverses it into a diamond cutter. Both men are down again. Westgaard is back up first and hits The Ice Auger" but Vander kicks out at 2 and 3/4ths! Westgaard up to complain about the count with the ref. JW turns around and walks right into "The Deal Breaker" for the pin at 7:33. WINNER in 7:33 Mark Vander After the match the two shake hands in the middle of the ring as Vander’s management team comes out and celebrates with Vander. They both kind of eye Westgaard as if they have something in mind. Ross: Well that was certainly a refreshing change.
Razz: no interference, no weapons, just a hard fought match, I didn’t think we would see anymore of those Ross.
Ross: Well Razz, that’s the kind of thing I used to expect out of Revolution XX before Johnny Adrenaline poisoned their minds, now they are just as sick and twisted as Johnny or the rest of that group.
Razz: That may be so, Ross, but don’t let Hellion and Corax fool you, they can scrap with the best of them, they are not above using the rules to their advantage.
HELLION & CORAX vs. REVOLUTION XX Eric trades wristlocks with Corax to start and gets arm dragged as a result. CC comes in, and RevXX gets a double-team hip toss on Corax. CC in illegally now, but the Ministry members return the favor with their own double-team stuff hitting a tandem Russian leg sweep on Eric that gets two. CC comes in to break it up, hitting a cheap shot on Corax to make him face-in-peril. CC works Corax over in the corner, and Eric gets a head scissor takedown for two. Clothesline gets two, and we hit the chin lock. RevXX gets some cheap shots in, then hits a variation of the Hart Attack for two. Corax fights back on Eric with chops and the flying forearm, and makes the hot tag to Hellion. Hellion face plants Eric and dropkicks him out, then escapes Carl's press slam and hits the Hell's fury DDT on CC. Hellion goes for the cover, but Eric O Mac hits his version of the frog splash (The Mac Attack) on both men to break the count at two. Eric is clutching his waist, which gives Corax an opening. A stiff kick to EOM's ribs has him on his knees, and Corax hits his version of the shinning wizard! Eric looks to be in trouble, so Carl Coolname goes for the "Cool Finisher" but Corax ducks and the ref gets nailed! With the ref down Hellion and Corax pick up CC and hit To Hell & Back! This thing should be over, Corax over to check on the ref as Hellion makes the cover on Carl. Eric O has recovered from the Hell's Fury though, and hits a low blow on Corax before grabbing a chair and nailing Hellion. CC manages to drag his arm over Hellion as the ref covers and Revolution XX gets the cheap win. WINNERS in 11:03. Revolution XX Ross: Another cheap win for Revolution XX, these guys have really taken a nosedive since hanging around with Adrenaline.
Razz: but a win’s a win and this puts them one step closer to the tag titles. You may not like it, but that’s how it works.
Ross: and that just ain’t right Razz, it’s just not right. People like Revolution XX and Johnny Adrenaline should not be able to get away with things like this, like our next match, what can Attitude Adjuster do against Beast AND UnderDawg? Johnny set up this match on purpose, hoping that Double A wouldn’t be 100% for their match.
Razz: Now wait a second Ross, you assume that Beast and ‘Taker will both go after Attitude, remember Beast and Attitude are both members of the AYUFF, they might just work together to take out the UnderDawg. This might just backfire completely!
Ross: Lets go to the ring and find out!
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. UNDERDAWG vs. BEAST All three men meet in the center of the ring, a stare down ensues. Beast and Dawg go nose to nose, they jaw at each other, then inevitably come to blows. As they stand and trade haymakers, AA tries to sneak off to one corner and hide, much like he did last week. Beast sees it out of the corner of his eye. Beast knees UD in the midsection and grabs him and whips him into the corner AA is occupying. UD rushes in and catches an unsuspecting AA with a clothesline, as AA staggers out of the corner, Beast lays him out with a big boot. AA scurries out of the ring, and Beast and UD go back to wailing on each other. Beast gets the better of UD, dropping him with a clothesline. As Beast takes a second to clear his head, AA slides back into the ring and covers UD. Dawg easily kicks out. Beast looks at AA and the two begin to argue, this allows UD to get back to his feet. Dawg grabs AA from behind and begins pummeling him with shots to the body, eventually backing him into the corner, trapping him and connecting with a series of clotheslines in the corner. All the while, Beast makes his way to the opposite corner and just watches. Suddenly Beast charges across the ring attempting a Beast splash on UD, Dawg moves and AA absorbs all of the move. AA collapses out of the corner, UnderDawg throws Beast out of the ring and mounts AA raining blows down on the fallen Capps. UD makes the cover, which is broken up by Beast, Beast tries to drop an elbow across UD, but Dawg moves and Beast lands across AA. The match continues along these lines, Beast and UD take turns beating on Attitude Adjuster so they can get to each other. By the twenty-five minute mark, AA is laying outside the ring a bloody mess. While Beast and UD were slugging it out, AA climbed to the ropes, trying to stun one of his foes, well it didn’t work. Both Beast and UD caught him on the top rope and shoved him off the top; AA flew to the outside and crashed through the Turkish Announce Table. Inside the ring, Dawg finally gets the best of Beast, ducking a big boot and coming off the ropes with a clothesline that levels Beast. UD waits for Beast to get back to his feet, then nails him with a brutal choke slam. As UD goes for the cover a semi-conscious AA grabs UD’s leg and pulls him out of the ring. Dawg turns his anger on Capps, slamming him on the concrete floor, then sending him face first into the steel ring post. Dawg rolls AA back into the ring, as he stands up; a recovered Beast crushes him with a Club o’Death. AA is out, Beast falls on him for the cover, but UD breaks it up. Finally UD and Beast go at it again wrestling around the ring, trying to kill each other. The ref tries to break it up but cannot. AA slowly gets back to his feet and tries to separate the two, both UD and Beast violently shove him away sending AA crashing into the ref. The ref has no choice but to call for the bell ruling it a no contest. WINNERS – No Contest in 28:44 Officials separate the two getting Beast out of the ring. In anger, UD grabs a semi-conscious AA and hits him with a Last Ride, followed by a Fire Plug Pile Driver. AA is in need of medical assistance. Finally UD is escorted to the back. <cut to the back where Johnny, Moose, LDW, Endo, Morte, Niles and Revolution XX are watching Attitude Adjuster getting pummeled, they seem to be in a good mood, passing around bottles of high priced whiskey>
JA: HA! Did you see AA get his ass handed to him out there! He is toast; I doubt he will even show up next week.
MHJ: Tonight was a good night for us, I think this is just the start of something bigger, we sent a little message to Semaj B, Niles you won your match
Niles: as if there was ever any doubt
MHJ: Johnny you over came the work rate machine that is Brad Smoley to retain the Intercontinental Title
JA: It was a tough one, that Brad Smoley is a monster! <laughter from everyone>
MHJ: Endo and Morte got back on the winning track, disposing of those Dragon idiots, me and Williams destroyed Microplay.
LDW: That fool will never show his face around here again, and if he does, I will smack it right off his face, I think I need to teach Micro to FEAR ME!
MHJ: and Revolution XX sent a message to the tag champs, those belts will be yours as soon as you feel like taking them.
EOM: We could have had them tonight, we could have them any time we want, 3Piece Set ain’t bad, but they ain’t Revolution XX
CC: No doubt, I cannot wait to bring a little more gold to our little alliance.
JA: Let’s go celebrate! I know a good place, the Boom Boom Room, just down the road, <cheers all around>
Niles: Hey Moose, where’d ya get the case of whiskey from?
MHJ: <smirks> from a friend, someone who just might have our best interests at heart. Let’s go.
<the Establishment & Co. leave, the camera focuses on the empty box of whiskey, then fades> Ross: what the hell did they mean by that? At the very least the Establishment is gone, good riddance I say.
Razz: I’m not sure what that was all about either Ross, someone might have their best interests at heart?
Ross: you never know with that crew. Up next Chris Alt gets his shot at Canadian Dragon, Dragon has had some issues with UnderDawg lately, it will be interesting to see if he can keep his focus on Alt tonight.
Razz: Well if he doesn’t it will be a short night for Dragon and a nice trip to the pay window for Alt!
Ross: On the mother ship tonight, right?
Razz: huh?
Ross: never mind; let’s go to the action
CHRIS ALT vs. CANADIAN DRAGON CA and CD circle and CD kicks CA away after he attempts a lock up. CD hits a quick arm drag, but when he goes for the arm bar, CA scissors his head and gets a pinning combination for two. Both up quickly and this time they do lockup. They roll around until they find themselves on the outside. CD leans CA over the barricade and CA knees his way out of the predicament. He connects with several punches before CD blocks one, and goes chop crazy on CA. The last chop knocks the wind out of CA and CD barely breaks the ref count and 9 9/10. CD rolls back out and gets tripped throat first into the security railing. CA stomps away at him, and then hauls him back to his feet for a swinging neck breaker on the floor. From the apron, CA connects with a leg drop before rolling CD back into the ring. Cover only gets two and CA immediately transitions into a triangle choke. CD fights his way into a stacked pin that gets two, then reversed into a CA pin which also gets two before CD maneuvers into yet another two count pinning predicament before CA bridges out. CD blocks the ensuing backslide attempt by dropping to his knees, wrenching one arm free and hitting an over the shoulder reverse arm drag. CD massages his shoulder then hits a front drop kick to CA’s face. CD grinds his forearm into CA’s face during the proceeding two count, then does Eddie Guerrero dickish face twist. CA seeks refuge in the corner, but CD is relentless and stomps away until the ref forces the break. CA stumbles out of the corner into a bevy of knife-edge chops before being Irish whipped. Full speed Frakensteiner from CD gets another two count and CD pulls CA to his feet. CA with the rake of the eyes and a head butt to create some separation. CA lands several punches that stagger CD before dropping him with a high knee to the jaw. Knee drop to the back of the neck is followed by a modified cross face. CD scrapes and claws his way to the ropes for the delayed break. CA jumps up and drops an elbow across CD’s neck before pulling him to his feet. CD fights back with some punches, but CA ducks a haymaker, kicks CD in the gut and hits the elevated DDT for a two count. Back up and they slug it out, this time CD taking advantage and hitting a hat trick of snap suplexes before hitting a Lionsault for 2. CA rolls towards the corner where he drops an unsuspecting CD face first into the middle turnbuckle. CA stands on his neck until the ref reaches four then does a boot choke for another four count. Picking CD up, he whips him into the corner and hits a big corner splash. He tries again, but CD reverses the whip and sends CA into the corner instead. CA gets the boot up, but charges into back elbow. CD scoops CA up, then drops him in an attempt lock CA in the DRAGON SLEEPER~!!! CA, to his credit, kicks off the ropes and reverses into one of his own. CD tries to punch free, so CA drops him with the reverse DDT, holds onto CD’s neck, scissors his midsection and locks in the DRAGON SLEEPER~!!! once more. CD drags CA’s body a couple of feet before passing out. Ref raises the hand three times and CA declared the winner. WINNER in 22:59 Chris Alt Razz: that was something else, Alt gets better by the week, think he is ready for his ambulance match against Niles this week?
Ross: I think Alt is ready for anything, I have said it before, as long as he keeps his focus, I think this guy will be a huge star here in the OOWF for a long time to come.
Razz: I now you think the same thing about Hardbody Harris and GimmickMan, but they have a brutal match against 3Piece Set tonight, this is not the kind of blood feud you want to get bogged down in if you have loftier career goals
Ross: this one will not be for the faint of heart, I can tell you that. I just wonder why 3Piece Set didn’t put the titles on the line.
Razz: I don’t know Ross.
3PIECE SET vs. HARDBODY HARRIS & GIMMICKMAN – Non Title Match As the teams enter the ring, Ross notes how the barbed wire lines the top of the cage and is interwoven throughout certain parts of the structure itself. HH and Ax pair off leaving GM and Cole to slug it out. Ax is the first to taste steel as he has his Irish whip is reversed into a clothesline. From there, HH shoulders Ax and hot shots him into the cage. Ten seconds in and we already have our first trickle of blood. HH bloodies him even more by raking Ax’s face over the barbed wire. Cole gets the best of GM after a low blow and after a quick beat down, slams’ HH’s face into the steel. He is bleeding yet so both members of 3PS grab hold of him and repeatedly bounce his head of the steel until he comes back a bloody mess. GM recovers and blindsides Cole. As he stomps away, Ax takes him down with a neck breaker as HH crawls back up. For the next several minutes, it basically an all out brawl until HH drives Ax into the turnbuckles. Lifting him up, HH hits a high drop kick that bounces Ax’s head off the steel and tangles his ponytail in the barbed wire. HH pounds away at him, allowing him to fall forward every fifth or so punch only to be held in place by the barbed wire. GM has finally taken control of Cole and attempts a SPARTAN PLUNGE~!!! Cole hangs onto the ropes however, so GM flips him off his shoulders in a fireman’s carry variation, raking his back against the barbed wire before he hits the mat in a heap. Cover only gets 2 and the ref quickly retreats as GM pounds away at Cole. Cole manages to fight out of it and throws GM face first into the steel. A super kick crumples GM to the mat. Pulling loose some barbed wire, Cole manages to wrap enough of it around GM’s arm to keep him in place. HH tires of his antics with Ax and yanks him from the top rope, leaving strands of hair caught in the barbed wire. As HH frees him partner after dropping Cole with a ONE AND ONLY~!!! Ax sees his hair caught up in the cage, feels the warm blood seeping from the back of his head and snaps. He takes out his pair of handcuffs and clocks HH over the head with them. Wrapping them around his fist, he utilizes them like a bare of brass knux and beats the crap out of HH. GM finally gets free of Cole long enough to level Ax with a spear that carries Ax all the way into the cage. GM and Cole both dive for the fallen handcuffs. Ax recovers enough and is able to help Cole regain the cuffs. They beat him bloody for a minute before cuffing him to the cage. Cole says he got this one and Ax produces his set. He stands over a fallen HH and grabs his hand. HH uses the other hand to hit the low blow out of nowhere. Ax drops to his knees and Cole is distracted long enough for GM to boot him in his package. HH is a wild man. First he throws Cole face first into the barbed wire. He then whips Ax directly into him, allowing the barbs to bite deeper into his flesh. Catching the dazed Ax with a scoop slam, he pummels him into near unconsciousness. Cole staggers away from the cage only to be choked out by the cuffs. Cole is out and the ref is about to call for the bell. HH tells him not yet and cuffs Ax to the cage. HH hammers Ax’s face bloody much to the delight of the crowd. Meanwhile, the bell is rung anyway and GM and HH are announced the winners. It seems GM was able to get just enough of his body on the bloodied Cole to get the three. Officials flood the ring and cut GM loose. As the complete the job and attend to Cole, HH grabs Ax’s leg and locks the man in a figure four. It takes the official already present, GM and several from the back to finally pry him away. WINNERS in 41:10 Hardbody Harris & GimmickMan Ross: MAH GAWD! That was a bloodbath! I’m not sure I like Harris’ new attitude, I think this man just might have snapped
Razz: a man can only take so much; Harris’ inability to take that world title may finally be catching up with him. But then again you never know, this aggression might benefit him. <cut to the back, to the AYUFF locker room>
(AA is sitting on one side of the room nursing his injuries, as is Semaj B. Beast is on the other, furious, and the Dragons sit dejected in the corner.)
CTG: Look guys, I know tonight hasn’t been a very good night for us. But when I win the title, I promise, we will go out and live it up, on me.
AA: Why should I go out? So Beast can just club me? You damn near broke my neck!
Bea: Look I said I was sorry; it was the head of the moment.
AA: heat of the moment my ass.
Bea:<leaps to his feet> are you calling me a liar?
CTG: Guys, just calm down. Beast, why don’t you go out and get some air? <Beast leaves>
SB: and I ‘ave to find Thim, find out why ‘e misses our match.
BD: look, lets just all calm down.
SD: don’t tell me what to do I….
BD: ENOUGH! Damn it! Concrete has a chance to bring gold back to us. If not for Concrete gathering us all together, we would not be the force we are today. Moosehead Jackass and the rest of the Establishment fear us, why do you think they are so hell bent on destroying us? Look Concrete, you go out there and win that title, after you do, we will be here waiting. Then, it’ll be time for a celebration.
CTG: guys, I got this, I can beat Viper, I will bring home the gold. Trust me.
<everyone stares at Concrete>
CTG: You know what I mean, when Beast comes back; tell him to hang loose until after the match.
(camera follows Concrete out, then cuts back to a dejected AYUFF locker room) Ross: Razz I have always said that there are a few superstars here in the OOWF that I think could be destined for greatness, Hardbody Harris, Chris Alt and Concrete TG, tonight Concrete gets another chance to take that next step towards superstardom
Razz: that’s right Ross, Concrete is double tough, I hope he can stay focused knowing that he has a HUGE match with Moose next week.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Title Match Feeling out process to start, the two circle each other to start; both move toward a lock up, but quick as ever, Viper goes to the eyes. As CTR staggers and tries to regain vision, Viper whips him to the ropes and catches Concrete with a knee to the mid section. Concrete falls to the mat gasping for breath. Viper falls on him and chokes, ‘Crete only breaking when the ref threatens DQ. DV finally breaks and pulls Concrete to his feet, whipping him to the ropes Viper catches him with a hot shot, dropping CTG throat first across the top rope. Concrete writhes in pain, fighting to get his breath back. Viper hits the ropes and drops an elbow across Concrete’s throat, grinding the point of his elbow into CTG’s throat. Once again the ref threatens DQ, and Viper only breaks when the ref is about to call for the bell. Donovan grabs Concrete’s legs and drops a knee right into his groin, Concrete writhes in pain. Viper makes an arrogant cover, Concrete kicks out before the two count. Viper takes Concrete down trapping him in a side headlock that he conveniently slips into a choke when the ref isn’t looking. Concrete fights to his feet, only to be pulled back down by the hair. Concrete fights to his feet once again, only to be taken down by the hair one more time. The crowd is firmly behind Concrete in this one, once again Concrete fights to his feet, Viper grabs a handful of hair, but before he can pull Concrete back down, Concrete spins behind DV and drops him with a belly to back suplex. Concrete waits for DV to get to his knees, bounds off the ropes and connects with a running shining wizard. Viper falls out of the ring and lands face first on the floor. Inside Concrete patiently waits for DV to get to his feet, then springs off the top rope and dives on Viper on the outside. Wasting no time Concrete gets to his feet and lifts Viper for a suplex, bringing him down stomach first on the guardrail. With Viper hung out to dry, Concrete climbs on the apron and leaps, dropping a leg across the back of Viper’s neck causing him to crash to the floor. Concrete hefts Viper up and rolls him back into the ring. Viper is lying on his back in the middle of the ring; Concrete climbs to the top rope and hits a perfect moonsault on a prone Viper. Donovan is able to kick out at two. Concrete spends the next several minutes working Viper over with suplexes and slams. Concrete appears to have the match won after a butterfly suplex/power bomb, the ref counts three, then realizes that Viper’s foot was on the ropes, the match is ordered to continue. Viper is able to reverse the momentum when he catches a charging Concrete with a boot. Concrete is flat on his back, Viper slips out of the ring and grabs both Concrete’s legs and crotches him on the post. Now Viper takes over for several minutes, weakening Concrete with suplexes and power slams. Viper almost gets the win after locking Concrete in a sleeper. CTG almost fades away, but manages to lunge backward into the corner to save himself. It’s nearing the forty-five minute mark and both men are down on the mat. (Camera cuts to the back where we see that the AYUFF’s dressing room door has been blocked by something, we hear Blackdragon and Semaj B yelling for someone to move the stuff so they can get out. The camera then sees Beast turning toward the locker room after hearing Dragon yell. The camera catches two figures rush up behind Beast and knock him cold with lead piles. The two masked figures disappear leaving Beast out cold on the floor) Back to the ring, both men are back on their feet, DV just caught CTG with a brutal DDT, Concrete was able to kick out at two. A frustrated DV grabs Concrete for the sidewinder, but Concrete slips out of it and rolls DV up from behind, Viper is just able to kick out at two. Both men quickly up to their feet, Viper tries for a wild Death Elbow, Concrete ducks, when DV spins around, Concrete catches him with the Cement Mixer, cover gets two, Viper is barely able to kick out, Concrete pounces again and locks on the Scaffold. Viper screams in pain. Concrete has it locked on in the middle of the ring, Viper has no escape. Viper is just about to tap when Moosehead Jack hits the ring with a chair and slams it down across CTG’s head. The ref immediately calls for the bell. WINNER by DQ in 52:29 Concrete TG Moose stands over the fallen Concrete; soon he is joined by the rest of the Establishment and Johnny, LDW and Revolution XX. As Concrete struggles to his feet, Jack brings the chair down across his skull again, splitting Concrete wide open. Johnny and Niles pull Concrete up and hold him; Jack grabs a mic “I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU you would NEVER get that title as long as I have a breath of life in my body! Concrete, I am going to drag you down, I am gonna hound your ass until you let go, until you slip to my level, until we see the REAL Concrete.” Jack pulls out a chain and wraps it around his fist and pummels Concrete’s face until he is a hideous mess of blood. Jack calls for Johnny and Niles to pick him up again and hold him upright. Jack hits a heart punch. Concrete falls to the mat, Niles puts CTG in the precision Incision, Eric slides the chair under Concrete and climbs the ropes, Endo locks on the claw, and Eric nails three successive frog splashes. Concrete is almost out cold. They get him to his feet again, and Carl Coolname levels him with a superkick. Finally, LD Williams picks up the nearly dead Concrete and drops him on the chair with a brutal DDT. The Establishment & Co. Celebrate in the ring as debris rains down. Jack stomps away on the fallen concrete, pulling out a leather strap and mercilessly whipping Concrete. Finally Chris Alt, GimmickMan, Hardbody Harris, Outback Jack and GatorBait, Mark Vander, Hellion and Corax clear the ring and get medical attention to Concrete. The camera focuses on medics strapping Concrete to the gurney and we fade out. Ross: MAH GAWD! Is there nothing they will not do? They were supposed to be gone! This has gone too far, Concrete had the damn title won!
Razz: I think Moose just ratcheted this feud up another notch, Moose did say that Concrete will never win the title as long as he has a breath of life in his body, after costing Concrete the match this week, that breath may only have a few days left.
Ross: That match just got much more brutal. Thanks for joining us for hard-hitting OOWF action! Until next week, I’m Good ‘Ol Ross, for my partner Razz, Goodnight.
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Post by mooseheadjack on May 31, 2008 13:02:52 GMT -5
[About half of the crowd has left the arena, but Ross and Razz are at the desk doing some post-show reshoots and edit work when Johnny Adrenaline, dressed to hit the town later, inexplicably arrives on the set with his Intercontinental Title belt.]
Razz: Look, it's Johnny Adrenaline.
JA: How you doin, Razz?
Ross: Johnny, what brings you here? We're kinda doing some work right now.
JA: Yeah, I've seen your so-called work.
Ross: What do you mean by that?
JA: Razz, I got no beef with you. But Ross, if I can get the producer to roll that little clip I showed him a minute ago, I'll show you what I mean by that. Go ahead, roll it...
[Johnny takes his glasses off before continuing...]
JA: A few superstars "destined for greatness," huh? Let me tell you something, Ross. There is a difference in being "DESTINED for greatness" and "BEING greatness." What you're looking at right here, THAT is greatness! I am, pound for pound, the BEST wrestler in this company! I am the ONLY two-time Intercontinental Champion in OOWF history! But where's the love for me? Where's the love for Johnny Adrenaline? You are the voice of the OOWF, the man who gets to talk to the fans on a nightly basis, but you don't want to shower those worthy with such praise. No, you'd rather be out here running your mouth about your buddies, guys you CLAIM are "DESTINED for greatness." Look at those three guys...
...first you got Hardbody Harris. Tell me, Ross, what has Hardbody Harris REALLY accomplished during his time here in the OOWF? He calls himself "the #1 face in the OOWF," but what does that mean? That he's bangin' the slutty little reporter girl? That the teeny boppers out here think he's so cute and go crazy when his stupid ass music hits? That all the guys wish they were Hardbody Harris? That's fine, let them cheer for a loser. Hardbody Harris has NEVER won a damn thing in this company, and if THAT constitutes the idiot fans cheering for you, if THAT makes you "destined for greatness," I'd rather be booed out of EVERY arena I step foot into. I'd rather be a winner. I'd rather be great.
...then you got Chris Alt. A delusional egomaniac who, well, much like Hardbody Harris, has NEVER accomplished anything in the OOWF, outside of earning himself a righteous ass kicking from myself, L.D. Williams, and the man who carried Alt to a somewhat successful tag team career, Carl Coolname. Because rather than be a loyal friend and confidant, and challenge for the tag team titles, which who knows, they probably could've won, Chris Alt turned his back on his friend in order to protect his OWN ego. How noble is that, Ross? Now, he's gotten a few fluke victories over the past several weeks, and all of a sudden, now Chris Alt is "DESTINED for greatness." Give me a break. I didn't have to turn my back on L.D. Williams to make a name for myself around here. Chris Alt has too many personal demons and insecurities to ever be great. Now you can sit here and tell the fans that he is DESTINED for greatness, but until he figures out how to control his own life, he will NEVER be great. I am great. BIG difference.
...and then you got good ol' Concrete. "Concrete" Takaken Gryfon, unlike those other two clowns I've already talked about, has actually won a title here in the OOWF. He was the man who took my Intercontinental Championship about five months ago. But a lot can happen in five months, ya know? Fast forward to the present, and the Intercontinental Title is once again over MY shoulder, and Concrete is self-destructing. His team of allies is falling apart. He is chasing the World Title, held currently by Donnie Viper, who I must add is also "great," and thus out of Concrete's league. He can't even keep control over himself, so how is he going to control a band of misfits and goofs like Beast, the Dragons, Semaj, that jackass Capps...? Being out of control makes you "destined for greatness," Ross? If that's the case, I guess being on top of the world and being IN control makes you simply great, because that's what I am.
But enough about guys being "destined for greatness." Let me talk about you for a second, Ross. Since when are you a fortune teller? Since when are you a psychic? How the hell do you know what ANYBODY is destined to become?? Who died and made you God?
Ross: [silence]
JA: That's okay, though. Let me ask you just one question, Ross... [Johnny lays the IC belt on the table and gets down in Ross' face, nose to nose] ...what am I destined to become?
Ross: I think you're destined to get that title taken from you by somebody with some integrity and some class, two traits you know nothing about.
JA: That's what I thought you'd say...
[Johnny slowly backs away from Ross, and then spits in his face! Johnny grabs his title belt and walks away.]
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