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Post by mooseheadjack on May 31, 2008 14:21:03 GMT -5
MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Gun Barrel City, Texas! <Cold opening, no pyro, no announcers, just right to the ring> We open with all the OOWF super stars assembled in the ring, with the notable exception of Hardbody Harris. The wrestlers wait and wait, but no one comes out. Bickering begins to break out in the ring when the lights go out; a single spotlight focuses on the entranceway. After a few seconds the man carrying the Flight Risk briefcase comes out carrying a mic. He immediately shields his eyes
“Jesus, turn that damn light down, what the hell. (the arena lights come back on, all eyes are on the new guy) Ok, so I am the Rick, and yes you will call me that, and it appears that since my web business is slipping, the brain trust that run the damn thing sent me here to make sure that this godforsaken venture makes them some money. Personally, I think that kind of douchebaggery is a bunch of bullshit, but since I am here, here’s what we’re gonna do, these are the matches tonight, so pay attention <Rick looks down the list, you hear him mumble ‘where the hell do they get these names?’> Ok, Firechild, you face Jobby McJobsalot or whatever the hell his name is, Dragons, you face Brad Smoley and Smark, Niles Anderson faces JW Westgaard, FF Capslock and Stank face Hellion and Corax, Harper Camby takes on Canadian Dragon, GimmickMan against Blade, LD Williams versus Thim Reynolds, Tommy O’Neil against Attitude Adjuster, Moosehead Jack versus Semaj B, Endo and Morte against Outback Jack and GatorBait, UnderDawg faces Beast, Chris Alt versus Mark Vander, 3Piece set defends the tag titles against Revolution XX, Johnny Adrenaline defends the Intercontinental title against Concrete TG.
I hope all of you remember that, but since I question some of your memory skills the list is on my door. That said, don’t come asking me for any favors, the Reds and Yankees are playing a spring training game, and honestly that is far more important to me than any of your needs or complaints. That’s how it is gonna be tonight, and until further notice until I get around to looking over the roster and all that. I will say this, to those who don’t perform up to my standards, you will be sent to the OOOVW, you’ve been warned, so don’t bitch to me about it if it happens. And, starting next week will be the OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament, I will announce the pairings when I feel like it, the winning team gets a tag title shot eventually. Now, damn this has been going on forever, since you are all in the ring…..
<Donovan Viper cuts in>
DV: yeah um, hey boss, you forgot about me, so I have the night off tonight then huh, good call
Rick: no, actually I was about to say that since everyone is already in the ring, lets have a little battle royal, winner gets a title shot TONIGHT!
DV: yeah but what do I get when I win the battle royal
Rick: I doubt you’ll have to worry about that, have fun kids, RING THE BELL! 36 MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL Viper turns around and is immediately clothes lined over the top rope by Niles. Moosehead Jack attacks Concrete and is in turn attacked by Semaj and Thim, Endo and Morte come to Jack’s rescue and they fight along the ropes. In the middle of the ring, Beast and UnderDawg stand face to face with FF Capslock and Stank, the four biggest men in the ring. It seems everyone realizes this at the same time, and everyone in the Battle Royal turns and attacks these four. The Battle Royal continues, we are down to the Final Four (hey cut me some slack, Battle Royals are hard to write) GimmickMan, Microplay, Hellion and Johnny Adrenaline. Hellion has Johnny in trouble on the ropes, while Gimmick and MP are taking turns chopping each other in the opposite corner. Hellion catches Johnny and plants him with a DDT, then scales the ropes for a 450 moon sault. Hellion pulls it off, but Johnny wasn’t there. Hellion slams face first to the mat. On the other side of the ring, Gimmick has MP up for a SPARTAN PLUNGE! But MP escapes off MP’s shoulders and drop kicks GM in the back of the head sending him over the top rope. Johnny picks up Hellion, hits an Adrenaline Rush and throws Hellion over the top rope. Johnny and MP square off, both men try to gain the advantage, but neither man can get the other over the top rope. Micro takes control, catching Johnny with a sick pile driver. Johnny is out in the middle of the ring. MP climbs the top rope, soaks in the cheers of the crowd for a moment, then leaps and nails Johnny with a perfect flying elbow. All Micro has to do is throw Johnny over the top rope. As MP pulls Johnny to his feet, Johnny connects with a low blow. Johnny reacts quickly and throws MP over the top rope and turns to celebrate his victory. But wait! MP skins the cat, comes back in the ring, charges at Johnny and slams into him with a double ax-handle that sends Johnny over the top rope to the floor! Microplay gets a title shot TONIGHT! WINNER in 18:02 Microplay Ross: My GAWD Razz, who is this guy? And what did he mean when he said he would send guys down to the OOOVW?
Razz: well I guess he meant you better cut the mustard here in the big leagues, or you won’t be here for long.
Ross: Well, that was certainly a big win for Microplay, tonight he gets his first shot at the title since losing it to Canadian Dragon in January
Razz: This is certainly a big opportunity for Micro, and well deserved too, he has been on a winning streak as of late.
Ross: Folks welcome to the OOWF SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY SHOW!! Razz, I cannot believe it has already been six months.
Razz: No kiddin’ Ross, the time has flown by, we have been all over the United States, I am thrilled to be part of this organization, and I look forward to our next six months.
Ross: I couldn’t agree with you more Razz, this has been the greatest experience of my life, I am lucky to be around the great athletes here in the OOWF. Speaking of great athletes, up next we have another newcomer to the OOWF, Firechild, Razz do you know anything about this guy?
Razz: all I know is he is a very gifted athlete; he has the power of a big guy, but the speed of a cruiser.
FIRECHILD vs. JOSIAH G. SKERLOCK Firechild is making his OOWF debut here tonight; Skerlock is a local Texas Wrestling Association Team worker. Skerlock is a giant of a man, and towers over FC, but that doesn’t seem to face Firechild in the least. The two lock up, and JS pushes FC to the mat easily. FC is quickly back to his feet, they lock up again, this time FC takes him down with a drop toe hold, FC quickly grapevines the legs and grabs JS’s arms and rocks him back in a surfboard. Skerlock will not submit, so FC lets him go. Skerlock gets to his feet and lunges with a clothesline, FC easily ducks under the move and connects with a falling neck breaker. FC springboards off the ropes and connects with a lionsault. Cover gets two. Skerlock is back to his feet; FC takes him down again with a drop kick to the face. FC climbs to the top rope, waits for Skerlock to get to his feet and and hits him square in the face with a missile dropkick. Skerlock slides out of the ring to regroup. FC tries to bring JS back into the ring, but Skerlock grabs him by the head and drops him throat first over the top rope. FC rebounds back inside the ring. Skerlock comes back in and blatantly chokes FC in front of the ref, stopping at four each time. JS pulls FC to his feet, and lifts him for a standing vertical suplex. Skerlock keeps FC up forever then drops him to the mat. Skerlock hits the ropes and drops a leg across Firechild’s chest, cover only gets two. Skerlock argues with the ref, allowing FC time to recover. As Skerlock turns around, FC leaps to his feet and connects with a shining wizard. Skerlock is dazed, but won’t go down, a series of clotheslines staggers the big man, FC bounds off the ropes again for another clothesline, Skerlock gets a boot up, FC ducks, rebounds and catches JS right between the eyes with a spinning heel kick. JS falls to the mat, dazed; Firechild locks on the D-Tuner (walls of Jericho) and gets the submission win. WINNER in 5:48 Firechild [/b] Razz: Nice win for Firechild, Skerlock is a big guy, he impressed me there Ross! Ross: No question about it, we have some of the greatest athletes on earth here in the OOWF, and Firechild is certainly one of them. Razz: Ross, did you notice at MADNESS that Smoley and Smark competed as, Smoley and Smark! Wazzupwithat? Ross: I have no idea Razz, I never pretend to know what goes on in either of their minds, maybe it is a sign of a new focus, maybe they just ran out of ideas. All I know is that they better have their act together if they have any hopes of beating the Dragons Razz: yeah, no half assed effort will cut it against these two! THE DRAGONS vs. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [/b] The Dragons are already in the ring, when the lights dim and two black robed figures head toward the ring. Their faces are covered by the robe hoods. They walk with a very slow ominous pace. Razz: Who the hell is this? Is this a new team? Where are Smoley and Smark?
Ross: Razz I have no idea! Someone needs to find out who these two are! The figures make it to the ring, and lower their hoods; their faces are covered in plain black masks, who are these men? Then they shake off the robes. Ah, gotcha. One looks like he is 150 pounds soaking wet, has to be Smark, the enormous beer belly on the other is a dead give away, it’s Smoley. Thankfully for us, he has poured himself into some WAY too tight Spandex. The Dragons attack, Blackdragon is still showing the effects of the beating from Revolution XX last week, he tosses Smark over the top rope and heads to the apron, inside the ring, SoulDragon is in a frenzy, beating the snot out of Smoley, err Doom 1. SD whips Smoley to the ropes and takes his head off with a spin kick. SD immediately jerks Smoley to his feet and hits a series of rolling German Suplexes. As Smoley staggers to his feet, SD nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Once again Dragon pounds away on Smoley, mounting him and mercilessly pounding away at his skull. SD picks up Smoley and throws him into his corner. Smoley is able to tag Smark, Smark comes in the ring, and Dragon wastes no time attacking. SD kicks Smark in the midsection and crushes him with a pedigree. SD climbs the ropes and waits for Smark to get to his feet, as he does SD soars with a flying clothesline. Dragon kips up to his feet and grabs Smark and destroys him with an Omen Driver. Tag to Blackdragon, SoulDragon runs across the ring and knocks Smoley to the floor, BD comes in and locks on the cross face, Smark lasts a few seconds, then taps. This was a massacre. WINNERS in 2:12 The Dragons Ross: THAT is how you send a message; I would not want to be in Revolution XX’s shoes right now.
Razz: True, true Ross, but the bigger question is, what happened to Smark and Smoley?
Ross: Are you serious?
Razz: What?
Ross: Anyway, we have another great one coming up; Niles must still be smarting from that loss to Alt at MADNESS
Razz: Westgaard is tough, but he better be careful, Niles is a dangerous opponent, he is even more dangerous when he is angry.
NILES ANDERSON vs. JW WESTGAARD Niles trades some words with some fans as the bell rings, then has a few words for J.W., who simply answers with a middle finger. NA takes offense and goes to hit JWW, but he blocks that and JWW opens up with right hands. JWW gets a backdrop, then uses an arm wringer to maintain control, pulling NA in for a few short arm shoulder blocks before taking NA down with a clothesline. JWW works a hammerlock on the mat, pounding NA with his free hand a few times, and NA gets to the ropes. JWW stays on the offense some more, pretty much keeping NA from getting to his feet at all and looks for the T-Bone suplex, but NA counters with a head butt, and then a power bomb to stop JWW. NA shakes the cobwebs and then proceeds to go on the attack, beginning with an inverted DDT. NA holds on, though, and stays with a Dragon sleeper. JWW tries to roll out of it, but NA calmly drops him with a standard DDT. Delayed vertical suplex gets two for NA, who stomps away in the corner. NA looks for another DDT, but JWW blocks it with a Northern Lights release suplex, sending NA halfway across the ring. JWW charges, but NA gets a knee lift and follows with a clothesline to the back of JWW's head, sending JWW outside. NA encourages the referee to count him out, and JWW rolls back in at seven. NA stays in control for a little while longer. NA finally looks for the Steed-DT, but before he can get it locked in, JWW counters with a nasty inverted atomic drop. NA sells it big, and JWW clotheslines NA out to the floor. This time, JWW encourages the referee to count. The referee gets to two and JWW rolls out anyway. JWW gets a belly-to-belly suplex on the floor and then grabs his hockey stick. As the referee warns JWW, NA kicks him and the stick falls. NA rolls JWW back in, who grabbed the stick before NA grabbed him. NA whips JWW into the far corner, toward the ref, and JWW runs into the ref, but stops before completely obliterating him. The ref sells that for just a moment. Meanwhile, NA sees the hockey stick and picks it up. JWW charges back at him, and NA moves out of the way and JWW knocks himself silly off the turnbuckle and falls backward into the center of the ring. The ref turns around to see JWW on the mat, NA with the stick in his hand, and DQ's NA at 10:45. Winner: J.W. Westgaard. Niles pleads his case to the ref, who is having none of it. JWW pulls himself up, and NA blasts him with the stick. Niles yells at the referee some more, drops the stick and leaves. Razz: heh heh Looks like ‘ol Niles got outsmarted tonight!
Ross: I am sure Niles will not be happy about that loss, if I were Westgaard I would watch my back closely. Razz, our next match is a rematch, of sorts, Back on March 9th Hellion and Corax were supposed to face FF Capslock and Stank, but for some reason, they never showed.
Razz: Did they ever give a reason for that? They just disappeared for a night. Well I know for a fact they are here tonight.
Ross: Indeed they are, Capslock and Stank have been on a roll here of late, and Hellion and Corax are in a bit of a slump, let’s see if the Ministry can right the ship tonight.
FF CAPSLOCK & STANK vs. HELLION & CORAX Corax and Stank start off. Corax out quicks Stank for the opening minutes until his spinning heel kick is caught and turned into a front slam. Stank goes to work with various power slams and even a running splash that is broken up at 2 by Hellion. FFC tagged in and he continues the assault on Corax. Corax finally counters a power bomb into a Frakensteiner and tags in Hellion who ducks and lariat and baseball slides Stank off the apron. Sidestepping and avalanche, Hellion tees off on FFC until FFC throws him into the corner. FFC pounds Hellion down before performing a boot choke. Lifting Hellion by the throat, he puts him on the turnbuckle and slaps him. Hellion retaliates with a stiff upper cut and a second rope enziguri. Drags the heavier FFC away from the corner than makes a lunging tag to Corax who hits the springboard leg drop for two. Corax gets the better of a punch exchange, but has his Irish whip attempt turned into a short arm clothesline. FFC misses the elbow drop and catches a drop kick to the face as he gets up. Corax follows up with a knee drop to the face and a standing moonsault for another two. Hellion tagged in and he immediately goes for several rapid-fire pin fall attempts. On that last one FFC looks dazed, but manages to kill Corax with a big boot. Stank in and he literally walks all over Hellion before hitting series of power moves. Tags FFC back in who does more of the same. Stank back in and forces Hellion into the corner where he drives some stiff knees into Hellion’s midsection. Stank distracts the ref and FFC drops Hellion throat first across the top rope. Stank tags FFC back in and he manhandles Hellion for a few moments until Hellion fights back. Double Irish whip reversal ends badly for FFC, as he’s toe tripped onto the middle rope. Hellion gives a “what the hell” look and hits the 619 on FFC before tagging Corax back in. Corax arm drags FFC out of his boots then hits a high cross body on Stank. Rolling through, he springs from the second rope and Lionsaults FFC. Stank hits Corax from behind, but a missile dropkick to the face puts him down. Corax and FFC go back and forth for a moment while Hellion takes Stank over the top with a head scissors. Corax building the momentum, but is hit with a sit out power bomb. He manages to kick out at 2 and 9/10. FFC argues with the ref while Stank levels Corax with a clothesline, rebounds off the ropes and flattens Corax with a STANKONIA~!!!! FFC glares at his partner but pins Corax for the win. WINNERS in 11:59 FF Capslock & Stank Ross: well that’s what you call bowling shoe ugly, those two teams just seemed a little off tonight.
Razz: they did both seem a bit off, but the issue between these two is far from settled. Ross, I could see one of these teams making it to the finals of the OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament!
Ross: No question about that, these are two very talented teams; I would never count either team out. Razz, I have to say that I have not agreed with Canadian Dragon’s methods as of late, but he really impressed me in his match against UnderDawg.
Razz: He took Dawg to the limit, I gotta admit, Dragon is a lot tougher than I thought he was, but Camby is certainly no pushover.
HARPER CAMBY vs. CANADIAN DRAGON Canadian Dragon can barely make it to the ring after the brutal beating suffered against UnderDawg at Madness. Camby looks smug and confident off his win over Beast, and attacks Dragon as Dragon limps down the entryway. Clubbing forearms to the head and back put Dragon quickly down to one knee, and a huge boot to the head lays Dragon out on the entryway. Camby lifts Dragon over his shoulder and carries him to the ring, unceremoniously tossing Dragon over the top rope. Camby climbs into the ring and poses for the crowd. Camby exits the ring and argues with the fans, getting especially vile with some dark-haired young woman in the front row wearing an “I (Heart) Rick” shirt. Camby returns to the ring, but is still concentrating on the audience. He turns back to Dragon in time to eat a spinning heel kick to the head! Dragon comes back in fuego, sticking and moving, floating like a lucha butterfly, stinging like a bee. Dragon is clearly drained by the effort, but Camby is flustered and down. Dragon goes for the top rope, looks like the Dragonsault! but on his second rotation Camby rolls away and Dragon hits nothing but mat! Camby surveys the damage with an evil grin and signals for his finisher. He picks Dragon up by the mask…but Dragon counters with a small package! 1,2, 3 Camby can’t kick out in time! Camby is infuriated he grabs Dragon and quickly nails the Dominator and leaves him lying in the ring. Your winner in 8:28, Canadian Dragon Ross: Now what is wrong with Camby? He lost fair and square in the middle of the ring, and had to resort to cheap shots after the match.
Razz: I don’t think he was too pleased about losing that one, Camby is one evil individual, if I were Dragon I would watch my back. Next we have one of the Battle Royal final four competitors
Ross: GimmickMan is slowly but surely working his way toward a title shot, I think if Viper decides to give him a shot, he could walk away with the title.
Razz: Absolutely Ross, Blade however, has been in a bit of a funk here lately, he picked a tough opponent to try and get a win tonight.
GIMMICKMAN vs. BLADE GimmickMan comes to the ring in a Michigan State jersey, proudly sporting his colors to the crowd. Blade is clearly irritated at the cheap heat attempt, and though the Texas fans don’t care one way or the other, they take the quick excuse to boo Blade. This just incenses Blade further. Gimmick panders to the crowd, finally taking off his jersey and handing it to a 6-year-old boy in the crowd. (The kid will grow up to be a professional wrestler. In 2020 the kid becomes the youngest wrestler to win the OOWF title, and credits GimmickMan as his inspiration. Gimmick, retired, will come to the ring to accept congratulations only to have the kid cheap shot him and hit The Spartan Plunge on Gimmick in a shocking swerve~! But we digress.) Gimmick roles into the ring, only to be attacked by Blade with an arsenal of high-flying moves. Gimmick takes a pounding for a few minutes, and Blade sets him up for a 619. But Gimmick sees the kid with the jersey and rolls away from the 619, catching Blades legs on the follow-through. Blade, caught in the ropes, eats an innovative hotshot between the top and middle rope. Gimmick now pounds away, whips Blade into the ropes and nails a huge clothesline. GM is on fire, channeling the Spartans Final Four run. Blade pokes Gimmick in the eyes to stop the flow, tries for Ryushin, but GM blocks the lift and counters with The Spartan Plunge! Cover, 1, 2, 3! Your winner in 6:19, GimmickMan. GM grabs the mic: That’s for you, North Carolina! You’re going down Saturday! Spartans RULE!! Ross: well, Gimmick certainly seems to be taking a shot at the Tarheels, Razz, we all know that Michigan State is a solid squad, but nobody, NOBODY beats BOOMER SOONER!
Razz: Yeah, well I graduated from Funk U, so I’m not down with hoops so much.
Ross: Funk U? Is that an Ivy League school?
Razz: Uh, yeah, something like that. I’ll tell ya, another guy that could graduate from the school of hard knocks is LD Williams, this guy is double tough and mean as hell!
Ross: Thim Reynolds is no slouch, but I wonder if he could possibly be 100% after that bizarre week of hell he went through.
Razz: What WAS that all about anyway?
LD WILLIAMS vs. THIM REYNOLDS Williams and Reynolds eye each other warily, both obviously upset about their PPV losses. Lock up collar and elbow, Williams backs Reynolds into the ropes, Reynolds reverses, Williams reverses and they reverse around the entire circumference of the ring before Reynolds ties up Williams in the corner. Williams hollers for the ref to pull Reynolds off, and as the ref breaks it up Williams resorts to poking Reynolds in the eyes. Williams charges at Reynolds, but Reynolds arm drags Williams once, twice, three times before Williams bails. LD finally rolls back in, locks up again, and swiftly knees Reynolds in the groin, locks in the DDT and connects! For the next few minutes Williams dominates with power moves, and it looks to be over quickly for Thim. But each time Williams goes for the cover he gets just two, and each time he gets more frustrated. A fourth DDT in two minutes, and yet Thim still gets the shoulder up. “Stay down!” Williams screams. “Stay down!” Whip to the ropes, clothesline? Ducked by Thim, from behind Neck Cracker! Both men are down. The ref’s count gets to eight; LD makes it back up first. Thim still isn’t moving. Williams kicks at Thim, but gets no reaction. Kicks again, no reaction. Williams looks around, bewildered, then carefully locks in the STF. Reynolds still isn’t moving, and the ref finally has to call for the bell and assistance for the unconscious Reynolds. Your winner in 13:42, LD Williams Ross: Folks, we have some medical personnel attending to Thim; we are certainly hoping all is ok. We just got word from the back that he was just knocked out, but is up and moving around. What we hear is that he will be taken to the local hospital for overnight observation
Razz: That IS good news Ross; you never want to see someone go down in the ring. But, speaking of nights in the hospital, I wonder if AA made it all the way to the hospital after losing his match to Chris Alt at MADNESS?
Ross: That was a hell of a match Razz; I don’t think Niles ever expected that young lady to show up. He has a tough draw tonight against O’Neil, I have said it before, that left hook of his is LETHAL
Razz: I saw some of his old boxing tapes from back in the day, there were some fights he won and only threw that one punch, amazing!
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER They circle and tease a lock up. AA with the boot to the gut and a couple of right hands. TO staggers him with a left hand but gets put in a headlock before he can follow up. TO shoots AA into the ropes, and they collide in the center, with neither man barely budging. TO asks AA to do it again and the result is the same. This time TO runs the ropes, but catches a vile knee to the gut as AA follows him in. AA jumps onto TO’s stomach then jumps up and drives his knee into it as well. AA abuses him further with a gut buster and a surfboard. TO refuses to give in and AA breaks the hold before going back on the attack. AA whips him sternum first into the turnbuckles then measures him for three quick elbow drops. Cover only gets two and AA smirks as he pulls TO to his feet. TO fires off a few shots to AA’s gut, but misses the knock out blow as AA ducks and hits a back elbow that drops him. AA dominates TO for a few more minutes before whiffing on a clothesline and getting caught with a standing enziguri. TO takes control with a series of clothesline and a flying forearm. AA stumbles into a scoop slam and TO mounts him for some hard rights. AA manages to cover up a few and the ref forces TO let AA up. AA with the thumb to the eye, but has his punch blocked and catches a head butt for his troubles. TO sets up for the HANGOVER~!!! but AA manages to take him over with an impressive Frakensteiner. AA regains control and after a few teases, actually hits the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~!!! Unfortunately, TO’s leg is hanging off the apron and the ref points that out. AA looks about ready to lose his composure, but doesn’t and drags TO back towards the center of the ring. He sets him up again, but this time, TO spins out of the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT~!!! and hits an impossibly quick double leg takedown. Still holding on, he yanks AA into position for the HANGOVER~!!! and nails it for the victory. WINNER in 11:49 Tommy O’Neil Ross: WOW, that came out of nowhere! So Tommy has some speed to go along with the devastating left. Too bad he has such a poor attitude, he could be a star in the making!
Razz: poor attitude or not, Ross, this guy is becoming a force to be reckoned with. Which brings us to our next match, Semaj and Moose have had issues for months now, it looks like tonight they might finally settle their differences.
Ross: Well I have my doubts that it will be settled tonight, this one is a powder keg. Moose seems to know how to push people, and I saw Semaj B earlier, just the mention of Moose gave him this crazed look in his eyes, this one is gonna be brutal!
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. SEMAJ B SB and Moose trade blows to start things off. After avoiding a wild haymaker, SB takes Moose to the mat and dominates with a little amateur goodness. Moose is able to fight out of a front chancery and immediately rakes the eyes before connecting with a stiff back elbow to the jaw. Moose chokes SB between the middle rope and his knee. Ref forcefully breaks the hold and Moose is in his face. SB picks the ankle from behind and locks in a modified three quarter nelson that he somehow transitions into a pin fall for two. Moose attempts a clothesline, but SB hooks his arm with Moose’s and takes him down with a back leg trip. On the mat the roll around exchanging punches until they actually fall out of the ring. SB cushions Moose’s fall so Moose takes a breather while SB struggles to his feet. Once there, SB finds himself back on the ground after a swinging neck breaker. Moose breaks the ten count and goes back out. SB fights him off, but ends up getting shoved face first into the ring post. Moose mounts and punches away at his face until a trickle of blood oozes out. Moose rolls SB back in then pulls his dead weight up. A brutal DDT only gets two and Moose rubs SB’s face into the mat before dropping a leg across the back of his head. Another two count and Moose questions the count. He turns into a flurry of right hands and a leaping lariat that put him down. SB rebounds off the ropes and drops Moose with a Hades Lariat for two. SB stalks Moose and hits a wheelbarrow face plant for another two. Moose retreats to the outside and SB waits for him to get back in. Moose back in and the two go at it with renewed vigor. SB gets the better of the exchange but on an Irish Whip Moose counters with a big boot. As SB goes down, so does Moose clutching his knee. The ref checks on him and signals to the back for help. SB recovers and watches as the ref helps Moose to his feet. Just as SB drops his guard, Moose explodes out of the ref’s reach and nails SB with a HEART PUNCH~!!! A sick grin spreads over his face and he rolls out, grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. The ref threatens him but Moose simply opens it. Moose sits the chair across SB and tells him how much fun it is to spill his blood. The he slaps him a few times. SB explodes, toppling the chair over. Shoving the ref aside, SB blasts Moose twice in the face with the chair. Setting it back up, he kills Moose with the LIVE AND LET DIE~!!! The ref has no choice but to DQ SB, who kicks Moose aside, then raises the chair high above his head. WINNER by DQ in 15:01 Moosehead Jack Ross: Razz, you know I usually don’t condone things like what Semaj just did, but darn it, Jack just pushes people, and I can not believe for one second that given the opportunity, Jack wouldn’t have done the same to Semaj.
Razz: Oh I’m sure he would, but Ross, it’s all about the mind games, always the mind games with Moose. The guy is scary; he will sacrifice a match, or his body to get inside your head. I think he planned this all along.
Ross: I don’t know about that, but I do know, GatorBait and Outback Jack have been in a terrible slump as of late, in a sense they are going back to their roots, they had a brutal feud with Morte and LI which was never really resolved.
Razz: Sometimes you have to go with what you know
ENDO & MORTE vs. OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT Endo & Morte vs. Outback Jack & GatorBait - Endo & Morte cheat to win, then OBJ & GB snap after the match and leave E&M lying in the ring. Here’s a feud that just won’t die. Morte and LI had a blood feud with GB and OBJ. With LI gone, The Establishment quickly inserted Endo into the tag team and it was only a matter of time before this set met again. Morte comes to the ring pantomiming a left-hand punch and laughing at OBJ. Endo is licking the three-day-old blood of Hellion from his hand. Man, where’s the Food and Drug Administration when you really need them? OBJ leaps from the ring to attack Morte and Gator goes after Endo. It’s a brawl from the start, and the referee already looks resigned to the fact. In fact, it looks the like the ref has sat down with the Kyrgzystanian Announce Team. Well, considering what that country has been through of late, that’s probably pretty normal. OBJ and Morte are in the third row of the audience, trading chair shots. Morte swings wildly and OBJ ducks, and…oh man, I think he just hit Pat Summit! Wow, I didn’t know she was a wrestling fan. Looks like she’s out cold. Wonder how the Volunteers women’s basketball team will reach to that? Wait, we are in Texas, Why is Pat Summit here? Anyway, that gave OBJ the opportunity to throw Morte inside the barrier, and we might have a match in the ring finally. BTW, where are Endo and GB? OBJ whips Morte into the ropes, reversal, Morte goes for the super kick, OBJ ducks, nails Morte with the Boomerang and locks in the The Crocodile Hunter cross face in the middle of the ring. The ref struggles to pull off his headset at the Kyrgzystanian Announce Table. Meanwhile, Endo, bloodied, rolls from under the ring. And Endo has a TASER gun?!? Endo tasers OBJ, breaking the hold, Morte rolls on top as the ref makes his way to the ring. (Come on, the Kyrgzystanian Announce Team has really bad seats!). You have to be kidding me?!? Morte covers OBJ…1, 2, 3. WINNERS in 12:14, Endo and Morte. After the match: Gatorbait crawls from under the ring, looking pretty beat up as well. GB grabs the referee, outraged that a freakin’ TASER gun was missed. GB looks exasperated, but finally relents, pats the ref on the cheek, turns away, then turns back and gives the ref THE CHOMP! Gator helps Outback to his feet, and they sprint up the ramp, where Endo and Morte are walking toward the back. They catch E&M by surprise, attacking them on the entry ramp. Gator grabs a chair and decimates Morte with a shot to the head, then nails Endo from behind while battling with Outback. Gator gets an evil grin on his face, picks up Endo and hit THE CHOMP off the entry ramp!! Ross: MAH GAWD ENDO MIGHT BE DEAD!
Razz: That was brutal, once again; I don’t think this settles anything, although Morte might be looking for another new partner after that.
Ross: We mentioned earlier how tough Canadian Dragon was; well UnderDawg is another one that is one of the toughest men I have ever seen
Razz: I say Dawg clear out a bar once just because someone called him Fido, it was crazy!
Ross: Not to take anything away from Beast, he is tough as a three-dollar steak as well.
Razz: The guy walks through walls for fun! Come on, how tough is THAT!
UNDERDAWG vs. BEAST Beast charges right off the bat and takes down Dawg and opens up with punches. UD tosses Beast off, but Beast stays on the attack. UD punches Beast off again and gets to his feet. He kicks Beast back into the corner and throws boxing punches, working over Beast's mid-section, culminating with an uppercut, and Beast drops into the corner. UD pulls Beast up and goes for an Irish Whip, but Beast reverses and sends UD to the corner. Beast charges with a splash. As UD stumbles out of the corner, Beast clotheslines him down from behind. Beast stomps away, and UD powders out to the floor. Beast follows and sends UD crashing into the ring steps. Beast whips him into the guardrail and charges, but UD nails him with a boot, and Beast goes down hard. UD rolls Beast in, mounts him, and pounds away. UD pulls Beast up and slams him down again. UD chokes away and the ref calls for a break. UD hits three leg drops and covers for two. UD pulls Beast up and unloads with more punches, sending Beast to the floor. Beast crawls up on the apron and UD suplexes him in. UD continues his deliberately paced assault with Snake Eyes to the corner. UD looks for the FIREPLUG PILE DRIVER~!, but Beast breaks it with an elbow to the gut. Beast goes to the ropes and UD looks for the boot, but Beast catches his foot and pulls him in for a clothesline. Both guys are down. UD sits up at seven and goes back on the attack, but Beast retaliates with Plan B: a low blow. Both guys are down again. This time, it's Beast first to his feet. He waits for UD to get up and takes him back down with a clothesline. Then a shoulder block. He hits a running splash and gets two. UD sits up and calmly hits the choke slam. One, two, but Beast kicks out at two and seven eighths. UD is incensed. He picks Beast back up and slaps on the Dawgmission, but Beast grabs the ropes immediately. The referee breaks the hold, and UD shoves the ref away. UD goes to follow up as Beast pulls himself up. UD signals for another choke slam, but Beast grabs his arm and hits a T-Bone suplex for two. Beast goes to the top rope and hits a flying shoulder block for two. Beast sets up for the CLUB O'DEATH~!, but UD sees it coming and grabs Beast by the throat. But UD opts for the FIREPLUG DRIVER~! Instead. But Beast pushes himself over UD's shoulder and runs to the ropes. UD turns around and Beast spears him out of his shoes. One, two, and Beast gets the upset pin fall at 17:12. UD sits up in shock and Beast celebrates with the fans at ringside. WINNER in 17:12 Beast Ross: what a battle between two of the biggest guys in the OOWF!
Razz: There remains something unsettled between those two though, I have a feeling we have just seen the tip of the iceberg of what these two are capable of
Ross: Razz, last week I mentioned some of the young guys in the fed that are sure to be break out stars. One of the names I forgot to mention, and I was reminded about this, is Mark Vander. He started off red-hot and then went through a bit of a slump, but he has been steadily improving as of late.
Razz: No question, after his impressive win over LD Williams last week, he gets the tough draw in Chris Alt, who was very impressive in his win over Niles Anderson.
Ross: This should be a glimpse into the future of the OOWF
CHRIS ALT vs. MARK VANDER Alt and Vander shake hands to start and then lock up. Alt grabs a headlock and MV shoots him to the ropes. MV drops down, then a leapfrog, MV puts his head down, and Alt goes for a sunset flip. MV rolls thru and tries a Boston Crab, but Alt kicks him off. Alt kips up, and it's a draw. They lock up again, this time MV grabs a headlock, and spins around into a hammerlock. Alt wiggles free and brings MV down. Alt goes to the ropes, and MV leapfrogs again. But Alt gets him with a spinning heel kick on the way back. Alt goes for a vertical suplex, but MV shifts his weight and blocks it. MV kicks Alt in the gut, and both men go for a dropkick at the same time, each coming up empty. Both men back up, and they shake hands again. Off the shake though, Alt brings MV down with a fireman's carry. And Alt goes on the offense. After a few minutes in control, Alt charges at MV as he pulls himself up with the ropes. But MV ducks and dumps Alt to the floor. MV uses the opportunity to follow up by catapulting himself over the top with a somersault plancha. MV rolls Alt back in and looks for the Dragon suplex, but Alt fights it, so MV opts for a Tiger suplex instead, which gets two. MV gets an Oklahoma roll for two. Alt pops up and takes a swing at MV, but gets caught in the full nelson. Before MV can take Alt over with the Dragon Suplex, Alt drops down and rolls him thru for a long two. Alt can't believe it. Both guys are up and go to the ropes, and both attempt a cross body, sending both crashing to the mat. Referee starts his count, and Vander is to his feet at six, with Alt still down. MV goes up top and hits a picture perfect guillotine leg drop, but it only gets two. Now it's Vander in shock. MV picks Alt up and sets up for the Deal Breaker. MV gets the tornado part, but Alt blocks the DDT, and in one fluid motion takes MV over with the Northern Lights suplex and gets the three at 13:04. Alt has his hand raised, and then goes over to Vander and helps him up. Alt pats him on the back and leaves the ring to a round of applause. WINNER in 13:04 Chris Alt Ross: What a fantastic display of pure athleticism. Even though Vander lost, that young man can hold his head high. Vander is one of the most gifted athletes I have seen.
Razz: Once the kid puts it all together, he is gonna be lights out! I see great things in the future for both of them.
Ross: Razz, at some point in the future the two teams up next will have to settle their differences. Revolution XX and 3Piece Set do not see eye-to-eye.
Razz: well it’s not just that, Coolname and Eric want those titles, and 3Piece Set have no intentions of giving them up anytime soon
REVOLUTION XX vs. 3PIECE SET This match is an out of control brawl for most of the match. All four men are left bloody messes just minutes into the match. The ref nearly throws the match out several times, but for one reason or another he doesn’t. After over fifteen minutes of non-stop action all four men tear into one another in the middle of the ring until Ax is dumped to the outside by an EOM jumping spin kick and CC is clothes lined out by Cole. Cole and EOM settle in for an extended amount of back and forth action that comes to a halt when Ax slides in and hits a bulldog on EOM. As the ref admonishes Ax, CC super kicks Cole and both EOM and Cole are down only minutes into the match. The illegal men continue fighting as the ref attempts to gain control. EOM recovers first and falls backward into the ref. CC low blows Ax and rolls out to get a chair. Cole fighting off EOM and even levels him with a vicious lariat. Cole turns right into the chair shot and CC rolls EOM on top. Ax clotheslines CC from behind and reverses the pin. The ref comes to and EOM manages to kick out two. Ax and CC hit the ring and all four are brawling again taking it to the outside. In the melee, Ax manages to KO CC with his handcuffs then handcuff EOM to the cables running from the cameras. They drag CC in and finish him off with a TOTAL ELIMINATION~!!! for the win, stealing Revolution XX’s move to beat them! Oh the humanity! WINNERS in 9:10 3Piece Set Sexy Female Journalist #13 is standing by with the OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Johnny Adrenaline.
SFJ#13: Johnny, you are moments away from your Intercontinental Title defense against your longtime rival, ConcreteTG. Do you have any final thoughts?
JA: Pretty funny you use the word "final." Because for as much stuff that's started tonight, for Johnny Adrenaline, tonight is all about finality. Concrete, it's been a long time for me and you. And it ends tonight. You've had your chances. After tonight, no more. This is your last chance at MY Intercontinental Title. I got too many top contenders to be worrying about a hanger-on, a has-been, a guy who, well, just ain't got it anymore. See ya in the ring. [turns to SFJ#13] And I will see YOU later tonight. Ross: That Johnny Adrenaline is one cocky S.O.B. and I think he may have just made a fatal mistake; you don’t back Concrete into a corner like that
Razz: Just ask Moosehead Jack about that, I am starting to think he might have a point about Concrete’s mean streak. That said, I think Johnny retains the title tonight, there is no way Concrete is 100%
Ross: Well Johnny seems fond of taking the easy way out, so we know as soon as he gets in trouble he looks for help. I have said it before, Concrete is a man of integrity, of honor, or principles, Johnny can not stand up to that, in my estimation, the title changes hands tonight.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. CONCRETE TG Stare down to start, and Johnny starts running his mouth, so Concrete closes it by slugging him across the jaw. CTG beats JA all around the ring before JA rolls out to catch his breath. JA comes back in and CTG greets him with a couple of arm drags, and JA claims CTG pulled his hair. While JA is pleading his case to the ref, CTG comes from behind and hits a German suplex, and bridges for a long two count. JA bounces up, and CTG charges, but gets back dropped over the top. However, CTG lands on his feet, jumps right back in the ring and dumps JA to the other side of the ring. CTG continues to put the beats on JA all around ringside, including several suplex variations on the floor. JA puts CTG down momentarily with whip to the rail and tries to leave up the ramp, but CTG chases him down. They brawl in the aisle with CTG just dominating JA. They make it back to the ring and CTG rolls JA in. JA crawls to the other side and rolls back out. CTG decides to circle around the ring, but JA sees him and rolls back in. CTG rolls in, but JA stomps away before he can get to his feet. CTG fights up and briefly regains control, but JA stops that with a neck breaker. JA, finally able to set the pace, slows the match down with a modified front face lock, but gets reprimanded when caught using the ropes. JA keeps on the offense with two German suplexes, followed by a Dragon suplex which gets two. JA slows it down again, this time following up a clothesline with surfboard chin lock, really wrenching on the neck. CTG breaks it and whips JA into the corner. CTG charges, but JA moves, and CTG hits sternum first. As CTG staggers back, JA dropkicks him, and CTG's head bounces of the second turnbuckle. JA goes for the pin, with help from the ropes, but only gets two. JA goes for another German suplex, but CTG blocks, and brings JA down with a drop toehold and tries to lock on the Scaffold. JA crawls for the ropes, and makes it. JA pulls himself up and CTG is waiting on him. CEMENT MIZER~! But JA reverses it into a backslide for two. CTG comes back with a clothesline, which JA ducks and the ref gets nailed. JA looks for the ADRENALINE RUSH~!, but CTG stops that by suplexing JA over the top and to the floor. Carl Coolname jumps out of the crowd and slides into the ring and tries a superkick, but CTG sees him and blocks it at the last second, and CTG takes him down into the Scaffold. JA gets back in and breaks that up and a second attempt at the Adrenaline Rush gets reversed into the CEMENT MIXER~! CTG has the pin, but the referee is still out. Eric O'Mac runs in and tries to hit the Mac Attack on CTG, but CTG rolls out of the way and JA takes the frog splash. CTG dumps EOM and turns around, ready to lock the Scaffold on JA. But L.D. Williams hits the ring and clobbers CTG with the IC Title belt. LDW gets JA to his feet and they give CTG a spike pile driver on the belt. And of course, now the referee gets up and JA gets the three count at 16:11. Winner and still OOWF IC Champion: Johnny Adrenaline. WINNER at 16:11 Johnny Adrenaline Ross: That scoundrel, that damn dirty dog! Concrete had that match won! Razz, I hope to hell that our new GM will see the travesty that is Johnny Adrenaline and strip him of the title, or at the very least order a rematch between the two, Concrete should be the champ.
Razz: Calm down there Ross, Concrete is a helluva wrestler, but to take that next step, you have to anticipate your opponent’s every move. Concrete knows Johnny’s tricks, he should have been prepared.
Ross: I have to wonder how prepared our next contestants are, they have only had a little while to prepare for their match. Razz, Donovan went out of the Battle Royal early, and Microplay had to fight off a determined Johnny Adrenaline for the win, do you think he has what it takes to win?
Razz: Ross, when you get a shot at the most coveted prize in wrestling, it doesn’t matter if you just had to wrestle a 90 minute Iron man Match against twenty guys, you jump at the opportunity. Micro has been there before, he knows what it takes, he will be ready, I have no doubt about that.
MICROPLAY vs. DONOVAN VIPER Microplay comes to the ring first, to the wild cheers of the crowd. Donovan Viper follows him and is nearly booed out of the building. Viper sneers at the crowd and mocks them. As Viper gets to the ring, MP climbs the ropes and gestures to the fans, they roar their approval, then begin chanting HO-MO, HO-MO, HO-MO (not that there’s anything wrong with that) DV goes nuts. Viper takes the title and starts back up the ramp; MP gets a chant of CHIK-EN SHIT, CHIK-EN SHIT going. Viper is beside himself with rage and slides back into the ring, an attempt at attacking MP fails as MP blocks his punches and connects with a series of his own. MP floors DV with a right hook and pounces on him getting a fast two count, DV kicks out, MP immediately covers him again and gets another two count, another cover, another two count. Viper is red with rage, he finally gets up to argue with the ref, and MP nails him from behind with a double axe handle. Viper scurries out of the ring, MP pursues him. DV grabs the world title off the announce table and takes a wild swing at MP, Micro ducks and as DV spins all the way around, MP grabs him in an atomic drop that sends Viper crashing into the ring post. MP slides back inside the ring and waits for Viper to get up. Viper makes it to the apron with his back to MP, unknown to MP, Viper has pulled something out of his tights, MP grabs Viper and brings him back in with a belly to back suplex, in the middle of the move, Donovan nails Micro right between the eyes with the chain he pulled from his tights. The ref never saw a thing. Viper takes a few moments to regain his composure; Micro is down, blood trickling down his face. Viper gets to his feet first and glares at the crowd. Every time MP tries to get to his feet, Donovan punches him in the face knocking him back to the mat. What was a trickle of blood has now turned into a steady flow. Viper pulls MP to his feet, whips him to the ropes and catches him with a spine buster. Cover gets a two count. DV remains on the offensive, wearing MP down with sleeper holds and chin locks, not merely a rest hold, Viper is forcing MP to use his strength to power out of the moves, only to easily trap him in another. Viper grabs a side headlock and MP easily pushes him off to the ropes. Micro drops his head a second too soon, and DV grabs MP’s head and slams it down on his knee, opening a huge, ugly gash over MP’s eye. Micro reels around the ring blinded by his own blood. DV grabs him from behind and connects with a sidewinder. MP is out, Viper covers, gets two, but MP gets his foot on the ropes. Viper snaps and gets in the ref’s face and starts screaming at him. All this allows MP time to recover, as DV turns around, MP hits a clothesline that knocks Viper into the referee. The ref is down, but not completely out. Now it is MP’s turn to be in a rage. HE grabs a hand full of DV’s hair and tries to pull him to his feet. DV hits a low blow on MP, goes back into his tights and blasts MP with the chain he used earlier. Unfortunately (fortunately?) as soon as DV turns around, he comes face to face with the recovered ref who sees the chain and immediately calls for the bell. WINNER in 20:09 by DQ Microplay After DV argues wit the ref for a moment, DV turns around again and eats a running MP elbow smash right between the eyes. Viper falls to the mat, dazed. MP lifts DV and connects with a brutal pile driver. DV is out; MP has a crazed look in his eyes. MP rolls DV out of the ring and places him on the Daughters of the Alamo Announce Table, adding a few shots to DV’s jaw for good measure. MP grabs the world title and quickly slides back in the ring and climbs to the top rope. MP holds the title high in the air, flashbulbs erupt. MP then leaps off the top, and drives the title and his elbow down across DV’s face, sending them both crashing through the table. After a few minutes, MP staggers to his feet to the roar of the crowd and heads to the back. Ross: MAH GAWD MAH GAWD THE CARNAGE!
Razz: What a night it’s been, a night I’m sure Donovan Viper will soon not forget. I think another title shot is in the works for Microplay as we speak.
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