OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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OUTBACK JACK vs. THE AMNESIAC"Thunderstruck" comes through the speakers, and Outback Jack, or one of his personalities, comes to the ring. "I Can't Remember" plays and The Amnesiac follows. Once both are in the ring, the referee calls for the bell and we're off.
Amnesiac comes out strong, driving Outback Jack back with a flurry of chops. The crowd "Woos" as is appropriate. Amnesiac winds up to finish the chop sequence, but as he steps forward, Outback Jack catches him in a drop toehold, landing him face first on the mat. Outback Jack puts the boots to Amnesiac, who crawls and rolls his way to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. Outback Jack grabs him by the neck from behind, and delivers a belly-to-back suplex. Outback Jack floats over for a pin, but The Amnesiac is able to easily get a shoulder up. Outback Jack helps him all the way back up and whips him into the ropes. Amnesiac bounces back, ducking the clothesline. He hits the opposite ropes and comes back with a drop kick but Outback Jack jumps over it. Amnesiac gets up and hits the rope again, and tries to hit his own clothesline, but Outback Jack switches it into an arm drag and then into an arm bar. Outback Jack pulls hard, and Amnesiacs arm nearly comes out of the socket. The referee carries out the obligatory "Do you wanna quit, The Amnesiac?" to which he shakes his head, "No! No! Never!" He pulls energy from the crowd, and "Amnesiacs up" to his feet. Outback Jack tries to counter by wrenching Amnesiacs arm back to a hammer lock, but after the required two shoulder slaps, Amnesiac is able to reverse, and hit Outback Jack in the side with a kick. The kick causes Outback Jack to let go and he takes a few steps back. Amnesiac hits the bottom rope on one end of the corner, slingshots up to the top rope of the other side of the corner, and hits a leg scissors into a hurricanrana. Outback Jack goes flying to the center of the ring, and Amnesiac again goes up top and hits a moonsault. Amnesiac makes the pin and Outback Jack kicks out at two. Amnesiac runs the ropes and then hits the top rope to do some other cool luchadore thing, but Outback Jack catches him mid-air by the throat, and slams him down for a choke slam. He picks him up again into the fireman's carry. He flips him around, and The Amnesiac rallies a moment, getting a head scissors rotating them both around, but Outback Jack counters the counter and hits a swinging sidewalk slam! Outback Jack crawls over and makes the pin, 1, 2...THREE!
WINNER in 10:44 – Outback Jack
IHOP vs. CONCRETE TG & RAVENNA BLUEOOWF-TV cuts to the ring, and all four competitors are ready to go! The bell rings and we are underway. CTG starts out with Skurge, and both men lock-up. Skurge pushes CTG back, who rolls over his back and pops back up to his feet. They lock-up once more, and Skurge pushes CTG over once again, but again CTG rolls over and pops up to his feet. A third lock-up sees Skurge do the same thing again, but this time CTG rolls over and immediately charges! Skurge side steps CTG, sending him to the ropes. CTG leaves his feet, being caught by Skurge in mid air. Skurge tries to slam CTG down, but CTG holds onto Skurge’s head, hitting a DDT as he gets slammed down. Both men are down only 2 minutes into the match!
The referee lays down the 10 count, but CTG kips up to the crowd’s delight. He leans over to get Skurge, who pulls CTG’s tights and sends him outside. Ravenna Blue immediately enters the match, and ducks a clothesline from Skurge! She hits the ropes, and connects with a dropkick to the knees, taking Skurge down! With Skurge on all fours, Ravenna rebounds off the ropes again, this time dropkicking him in the head! Skurge pops up, still on his knees, and Ravenna get set to kick him in the face when SYB enters the ring! He charges Ravenna, who simply waits for him to get close, then backdrops him over the top rope! But Ravenna then turns around into a bog boot from Skurge!
On the outside, SYB and CTG immediately start to battle it out, with CTG gaining the upper hand. Skurge heads outside, and CTG soon succumbs to a 2 on 1 beating from IHOP. The beating continues for a few minutes, with Skurge breaking away on occasion to enter the ring, break the referee’s count, and pound on Ravenna to keep her out of the action. On the outside, Skurge had CTG set-up for a whip into the corner post, but CTG reverses and sends Skurge into the post instead! CTG drops down to the floor himself, and SYB enters the ring right before being counted out. Ravenna immediately meets him in the ring, but misses with a high leg kick. She then hops up onto SYB’s shoulders, and leans forward for a victory roll. SYB leans back, and grabs the tights, putting Ravenna in a pinning position! 1…2…NO! Ravenna rolls through and has SYB in the victory roll she originally intended! 1…2…3!
WINNERS in 11:12: Concrete TG & Ravenna Blue (Blue victory roll on SYB)
TEAM FUEL vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONSTeam Fuel makes their way to the ring first, to a chorus of boos. Chris Evans ignores the reaction, but Bryce Larson seems somewhat surprised. They slide into the ring and warm up. The boos turn into a roar of approval as The Midnight Sons stride onto the stage. Spin Hansen and D.H. Magnusson drink in the cheers as they storm down the aisle. They slide into the ring and Team Fuel pounces. Larson and Evans fall on Hansen with punches, keeping him on the mat. Magnusson pulls Evans off, and takes a head-butt to the stomach for his trouble. DHM stumbles back, and Evans nails him with a super kick. Fuel sends Spin to the ropes and doubles him over with twin fists to the midsection. Both men hit opposite ropes, and Larson takes Spin down with a running neck breaker, with Evans right behind him with an elbow to the throat. DHM is back up and Fuel knocks him into the ropes with a double dropkick. Evans Irish whips his partner, and Larson hits a diving clothesline on DHM which sends both men over the ropes to the floor. Referee Angelo Barros sees two men in the ring, and calls for the bell.
Evans turns to Spin as he gets up, and sprints across the ring, dropping him with the Codebreaker. He tries to transition to the Gogoplata, but Hansen blocks it and rolls free. Spin takes a wild swing, but Evans ducks it steps past him, snapping off a thrust kick. Spin catches it, yanks Evans forward, and plants him with a capture suplex. Evans rolls to his feet and gets leveled by a lariat. Spin slings Evans into the corner and follows with a clothesline, then kills him with a spine buster. He hooks the leg, but Evans rolls a shoulder before three.
Outside the ring, Larson is first to his feet and boots DHM in the head as he tries to get up. Larson mounts him and starts throwing punches. Magnusson covers up, and throws Larson off. He rolls to his feet, grabs Larson, and pitches him head first into the railing. He hoists Larson and drops him throat-first onto the railing, then hooks his head and drops him with a reverse DDT. Magnusson delivers a final stomp, then slides into the ring. The Sons send Evans to the ropes and plant him with a tandem choke slam. Both men drop elbows to the throat, then Barros ushers Magnusson to the apron.
Spin tosses Evans into the corner and drives him to the mat with head-butts. He drags Evans to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders . He points to the back and nails Evans with a Stank-U! Spin makes the cover, but Larson hits a springboard frog splash to break it up! Larson bounces off and rolls out of the ring as Spin pulls himself to his feet. Larson hops onto the apron, jumps onto the second rope, and drives a knee into Spins head. Spin drops, and Larson drags him out of the ring. Magnusson runs along the apron and dives, slamming into Larson from behind with a clothesline. As the Sons get to their feet, Evans sprints across the ring and dives through the ropes, slamming both Sons into the railing.
Larson gets unsteadily to his feet. He drop toeholds Magnusson into the ring steps, then picks up his partner and shoves him into the ring. Evans slides back out to break the count, and Magnusson explodes off the floor and spears him into the ring post. Larson spins Magnusson around, and Mags goes with the momentum and levels him with a discus punch. Magnusson sees a fan holding up a chair and grabs Evans, running him into it head-first. Magnusson keeps hold of Evans and stuffs him into the ring as Spin crawls in as well. Spin rolls Evans over and hooks the leg, but Larson slides into the ring just in time to break it up.
Magnusson is right behind Larson, and the two teams slug it out. Barros attempts to restore order, but has to dive to the mat to avoid getting leveled. Spin sends Larson to the ropes and kills him with a spine buster, just missing Barros on the mat. Evans punts Spin in the head, knocking him off of Larson and sending him rolling over Barros. Barros gets to his knees as Magnusson tackles Evans, and both men tumble over the referee. Barros dives out of the ring and waves frantically, calling for the bell.
WINNERS - DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION, in 14:36.
After the match: Fuel and the Sons, oblivious to the bell, continue brawling until security floods the ring and separate them, dragging them to the back.
KZ & FIREWOMAN vs. TEAM TEAM – Winner Takes All MatchTeam TEaM are announced first and make their way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. They step between the ropes and Folz hands the referee his Onslaught championship and the three huddle in the corner. Kz and Firewoman are announced and the unholy trio comes out to the top of the ramp and pauses for a moment, allowing the crowd to boo them mercilessly. They all look rather amused by this, then sprint to the ring and slide under the ropes and attack TEaM. Moose and Tytan trade shots to the head, LD and Eco tumble through the ropes to the floor and Fire and Folz eye one another warily before they attack and start throwing punches. Moose is trying to tear the Yankees jersey off of Tytan, but Tytan catches him with a head butt to the face and both tumble between the ropes to the floor and join Eco and LD outside the ring.
Inside the ring, Folz catches Fire with a knee to the ribs that drops her to her knees. Folz follows with an elbow to the top of the head that sends her to the mat. Folz covers, but Fire kicks out before there is even a one count. Folz reaches down to pull Fire to her feet, but she rakes the eyes, then explodes up with a European uppercut that snaps Folz’s head back and sends him against the ropes. Fire pulls Folz off the ropes and sends him across the ring, Folz tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Fire ducks it, hooks the arm, and hits a float over DDT for a two count. Fire drags Folz into the kz corner and tags in Moose. She grabs Folz’s leg and holds his foot on the bottom rope, and Moose comes in and drops a knee across his tender ankle.
Folz howls in pain, but before he can do anything else, Moose connects with a straight right to the jaw that stuns Folz. Moose covers, but Eco breaks it up at two. Moose pulls Folz to his feet and lifts him for a belly to back suplex and crashes to the mat. Moose gets to his feet and looks to be waiting for Folz to get to his feet, but then turns around and charges into the TEaM corner and BLASTS Tytan with a Buisaku Knee to the face that sends Tytan to the floor. Moose stands there glowering at Tytan, then turns around and gets caught in a release belly to belly suplex. Folz crawls across the ring and tags in Tytan who is now back on the apron and dying for the tag.
Tytan charges across the ring and catches Moose with a boot to the face that sends him back to the corner. Tytan hammers Moose to the mat with repeated punches, then once he is on the mat, he stomps a proverbial mud hole in him. Tytan pulls Moose up in the corner and points to his jersey and screams “KISS THE RINGS BITCH!” This, of course, drives Moose insane and he flies out of the corner and catches Tytan with a right to the jaw that sends him to the mat, then grabs a side head lock and HAMMERS him with punches to the face. Tytan works to his feet and shoves Moose to the ropes and catches him by the throat on the rebound, but Moose kicks Tytan low, then bites him on the bridge of the nose, drawing blood. Tytan sinks to his knees and Moose tags in LD.
Williams charges at Tytan from behind and Moose from the front and both connect with a boot to the head at the same time. Tytan’s eyes roll into the back of his head and he slumps to the mat. LD covers, but Eco breaks it up at two, which brings Fire into the match, which brings Folz in, which brings Moose back in. The match breaks down into a brawl and the referee appears to be really close to losing it, but somehow maintains order. LD has Tytan on the mat, and he climbs to the second rope and leaps, but Tytan gets a boot up and catches LD on the jaw sending him to the mat. Tytan crawls to his corner and makes the tag to Ecosystem. Eco springs over the top rope and waits for LD to get up, then connects with a drop kick to the face. LD drops to one knee and Eco follows it up with a shining wizard that takes LD to the mat. Eco pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and stops him cold with a kick to the gut then hits a butterfly back breaker and covers for a two count, but it is broken up by Firewoman.
Fire pulls Eco to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor, but what she doesn’t see is as Eco is heading out of the ring he tags Folz in. Fire is standing there yelling at Eco, and Folz charges in and KILLS Fire with a spear to her side catching her ribs and sending her to the mat. Folz gets to his feet and turns around and LD Williams kicks him low and hits a snap suplex. LD tags in Moose and Moose and LD send Folz to the ropes and lift him up by the throat and DRIVE him to the mat. Moose covers, but Tytan charges in and breaks it up at two. Williams attacks Tytan and they tumble between the ropes to the floor as well. Firewoman is on her feet on the outside, and she runs over to the announce table and grabs Folz’s Onslaught championship. Folz sees this from inside the ring and starts to leave, but Moose grabs him from behind and rolls him up bridging in the process as well. Eco tries to make the save, but he gets there just as the referee counts three! New Onslaught Champion!
WINNERS in 11:48 – Kz & Firewoman – Firewoman becomes the NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion
Fire holds the title high in the air taunting Folz with it while kz joins her with their tag titles. The Unholy Trio backs up the ramp laughing the whole time. They are joined by the OOWF Intercontinental champion Stank and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Poe. They stand there and sneer while Team TEaM seethes in the ring.
STANK vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match The crowd's hyped and ready for this one, and as “Toxicity” fires up, everyone leaps to their feet and chants for Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling-Moreland. They head down the ramp arm-in-arm before Davin does his double-jump of impressive athleticism into the ring before going into his 4-corner pose. “Skin” hits, but Stank is already halfway down the ramp. He slides into the ring before Davin can turn around. He just lights up Davin with closed-fist punches with his Intercontinental Championship still around his waist. Hightower has no choice but to call for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Stank, who's fists are uncharacteristically taped tonight, just blasts Davin over and over and over. He whips Davin to the corner and blasts him with a running straight right hand. Davin's face is a bloody mess already. In fact, it's almost too bloody this early; but Stank is beating him up pretty good. Stank grabs the ropes and starts kicking and then eventually stomping Davin in the corner before Hightower pushes him away. Stank backs up one step before resuming his attack, pulling Davin up in the corner and going to town with the punches again. Seemingly each one is opening up a fresh cut on Davin's face which is just leaking blood. Stank grabs Davin and just throws him over the top turnbuckle, where Davin lands on the STEEL STEPS, flat on his back.
Hightower looks concerned and starts a count as Stank heads to the other side of the ring. A camera close-up shows the reason for Davin being so cut up. The camera focuses on Stank's taped fists, and each one has several razor blades in them! Dirty Cheater! Back to the match, and Hightower is up to 8 as Davin rolls into the ring. Stank is right on him, and starts stomping away at Davin before Davin has a chance to get up. Hightower tries to interfere, but Stank throws Davin into the corner again and starts punching and cutting Davin up even more. Davin's face is nearly unrecognizable at this point as Stank continues with his attack. Hightower tries for a break again, and again Stank steps back before going back on the attack again.
By now, Samantha's wise to what's going on, and she hops up on the apron SCREAMING at Hightower that there is some chicanery going on. Before Hightower can respond, Stank blasts Samantha in the jaw with a Right Hook, sending her flying off the apron. The crowd does NOT like this at all, and trash litters the ring. Even Hightower is stunned. The camera cuts to Samantha, bleeding profusely and unconscious on the floor. Stank turns his attention to Davin again, who hasn't moved a bit. More punching, more cuts, more bleeding. Hightower is literally begging Stank to stop. Stank smirks and...heads to the top rope? He grabs Davin and puts him on his shoulders. Oh no...TOP ROPE STANK-U! Stank bounces hard off the mat and takes a second to get up.
When he does, he does some posing before standing Davin up again...just so he can lock on the SOUTHERN COMFORT! He easily gets Davin to the mat and is even digging into Davin's neck with his fist. Hightower is milliseconds from calling for the bell without a tap out when suddenly what looks to be a really fast midget wearing black comes SCREWING down the ramp. The crowd reacts with a huge pop. The midget slingshots into the ring and...does a punch-double front right in front of Stank? Stank suddenly hits the mat like a ton of bricks! The camera pulls back to reveal OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST, DANCING WITH THE STARS CHAMPION AND AMERICA'S SWEETHEART SHAWN JOHNSON! She's holding her Gold Medal, and the slo-mo replay shows that she caught Stank right in the temple with that medal! Shawn, in her Black Satin “Run DEA” jacket kneels over Davin and the mics pick up “We're even now Davin...thanks”. She books it out of there through the crowd and the cheering fans. The V slowly starts down the ramp, but medical personnel and about 100 security flies past them and floods the ring, attending to Davin and Samantha. Hightower remembers to call for the bell and gets the decision right.
WINNER in 13:51 by DISQUALIFICATION...Stank! Stank retains the OOWF Intercontinental Championship.
POE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Non-Title Chamber of Horrors MatchAlexander Darling decided not to use his OOWF World Heavyweight title shot, so this will be a non-title match this evening. Since Darling got to decide the stipulation last week, Poe gets to decide it this week and he wanted a Chamber of Horrors match, which is, essentially, a steel cage match loaded with weapons. The only way to win is by pin fall or submission. The cage is built, the weapons are there and we are ready to go.
Alexander Darling is announced and makes his way to the ring with his sister Alexis. Darling climbs into the cage and is ready to go. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Poe is announced and he comes to the ring with Selena. Poe walks her around the ring making sure to pass right by Alexis and stare her down. Alexis stares at Poe with a look of pure hate. Poe makes sure Selena is safe in her seat, and he leaves the title with her, then climbs into the ring, slamming the cage door behind him.
Darling casually walks to one corner and picks up a kendo stick and twirls it in his hand while Poe grabs a hockey stick that has been left. Poe charges to the middle of the ring and swings the stick at Darling’s head, but Darling ducks it and catches Poe with a kendo shot to the side of the knee, Poe drops the hockey stick and Darling unloads with the shots to the ribs and sides of his legs dropping Poe to his knees. Darling finishes it with a wicked shot to the head that sends Poe to the mat. Darling pulls him right up and sends him face first into the cage, and as Poe rebounds, Darling hits an inverted atomic drop, then picks up a garbage can and dents it over Poe’s head. Poe falls to the mat again and Darling looks for some fresh plunder.
Alex rummages and finds a cheese grater in one of the cans, he waits for Poe to get to his feet, then blasts him in the face with it, sending Poe staggering back to the ropes. Poe stumbles and falls into the ropes, getting caught between the top and middle ropes! Alexander Darling gets a sadistic grin on his face as the crowd screams their approval. He takes the cheese grater and repeatedly rakes it across Poe’s forehead, drawing copious amounts of blood from the champion. While Poe hangs in the ropes with blood pouring from his head like a fallen soldier hung on barbed wire, Alexander Darling grabs a chair and slams it down on Poe’s skull, freeing him from the ropes and sending him to the mat. Darling covers, but Poe kicks out at two.
Darling pulls Poe to his feet again and sends him into the cage, then lifts him onto his shoulders on the rebound for a DARLING DRIVER, but Poe slips off of Darling’s shoulders, reaches down and grabs the chair and JAMS it in Darling’s ribs when he spins around. Darling doubles over in pain and Poe brings the chair down across his back sending him to the mat. Now it is Poe’s turn to rummage for plunder. He reaches into a garbage can and finds a coffee pot. Through the blood pouring down his face, we see a sadistic grin spread across Poe’s face. As Darling stands up, Poe charges across the ring and BLASTS Darling with the coffee pot! It shatters and it appears that Darling’s face explodes with blood. Darling howls and drops to his knees covering his face with his hands, but after a few seconds we see the blood seeping through his fingers and dripping to the mat. Poe hits the ropes again and connects with a boot to Darling’s face that sends him to the mat. Poe doesn’t even attempt a cover, instead he grabs the kendo stick Darling used earlier and repeatedly brings it down on Darling’s ribs, until the stick snaps in half. Alex tries to crawl to the ropes, but Poe stops him and pulls him to his feet and sends him into the cage again, Darling hits the cage door and it pops open and he falls to the floor on the outside. Alexis Darling runs to her brother’s side, but stops short when she sees how bloody he is. She looks back into the cage and sees an equally bloody Poe approaching them.
Poe grabs Darling off of the floor and throws him face first into the cage sending him back to the floor. Poe walks over to Selena, who is staring wide-eyed at the violence and holds out his hand, she hands him her ever-present pink barbed wire baseball bat. Poe waits for Darling to get to his feet, then runs and SLAMS it upside his head! Darling collapses back to the floor and Poe turns around and hands it back to Selena with a slight bow. Selena looks thrilled. Poe pulls Darling to his knees, but Alex nails a low blow that doubles Poe over in pain. Darling falls to the floor and drags himself to the apron and reaches under the ring for something. He comes out with the trusty sledgehammer. Poe gets to his feet and Darling HAMMERS him with a shot to the ribs that sends the champ back to the floor. Darling lines Poe up and DRIVES the hammer right to the back of his skull. Poe collapses to the floor and may be out cold.
Darling stands over Poe for a moment, then lifts the sledgehammer and repeatedly brings it down on his ankle. Poe grabs his ankle and snarls in pain, but Darling lands a kick to his mouth that stuns the champ. Darling drops the sledgehammer next to the steps and drags Poe up the steps and rolls him into the ring and covers. The referee gets to two, and somehow Poe rolls his shoulder.
Darling grabs barbed wire wrapped chair and heads to the top rope. He waits for Poe to get to his feet, and when he does, Darling leaps, but Poe hits the HIEROGLYPH sending the chair back into Darling’s face and knocking him to the mat barely conscious. Poe lands awkwardly on his ankle and he falls to the mat as well. The referee starts the standing ten count, and Poe drags himself across the ring to Darling and falls across him and gets a two count. Somehow Darling rolls his shoulder before the three. Poe snaps at the referee then slowly gets to his feet and notices the sledgehammer sitting next to the steps outside the door. Poe slowly makes his way to the door and leans between the ropes to grab for the sledge, but Alexis Darling is out of her seat! She runs around the ring and SLAMS the door across Poe’s head! Poe grabs his head and staggers back into the ring! Alexander Darling is on his feet, barely, and he catches a stunned Poe and lifts him and this the DARLING DRIVER! Alexander covers, and gets the blood soaked three count!
WINNER in 26:42 – Alexander Darling
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