OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Denver, North Carolina
It is before the credits roll for Mayhem, and GM the Lucky is relaxing in his office, feet up, smoking a cigar, drinking expensive scotch. He's got his eyes closed and is talking on the phone to someone.
GMtL: I know, how cool is it that I lucked into this gig! It's great! Like I was born to it.
A shadow falls over him, but he doesn't appear to notice. A hand comes into view and pushes down on the buttons on the phone, disconnecting the call.
GMtL: Hey...what the fu...YOU!
Voice: Yeah, me. Get your foot off my desk, and your hands off my scotch, and get the fuck out of my office. You are officially fired.
GMtL: Says who.
Voice: Says the OOWF Board of Directors.
The hand drops a paper on the table which Lucky reads, incredulous.
GMtL: But I....this....
Voice: Save it. Skitter on back to your masters. Business is about to pick up around here.
The hand grabs Lucky's cigar and puts it out in the scotch. Lucky stands up to protest, but OOWF security appears to remove him from the office. He goes with them without further incident. The hand disappears from view and then reappears, tossing a NY Yankees hat on to the desk. The crowd starts a low cheer (since they're watching this on the OOWFtron) and then the camera finally turns to change perspective. It's...GM THE RICK! The crowd pops HUGE!
GMtR: That's right, I'm back. And first things first. All those title shots Lucky canceled? Are back on. That's right. Nothing sandifies my vagina like titles that aren't defended. So tonight, both the Tag Team and Onslaught belts will be defended, and yes, Firewoman, those will be the traditional Onslaught rules.
The crowd cheers again.
GMtR: Now, to see what else I have to fix. Although.... (he looks around the office)..... damn, he did straighten the place up nicely.
*fade to opening credits*
RAVENNA BLUE vs. SYBRavenna Blue is announced and she makes her way to the ring first. She steps between the ropes and gets a nice response from the crowd. SYB is announced next and he does not get a nice response from the crowd. In fact, he nearly gets booed out of the building. He threatens to punch an old lady at ringside, and she unloads a mouthful of tobacco juice in his face. SYB grabs his eyes and falls to his knees screaming that he had been attacked. When no one pays any attention to him, he gets to his feet, sulking, and stomps to the ring. SYB steps between the ropes and immediately goes after Ravenna. She sidesteps and shoves SYB into the corner and connects with several lightning fast kicks to the side of his head that sends him to the mat, then to the floor. SYB is on his knees outside the ring, trying to call a time out, but once again, no one pays a bit of attention to him. When SYB stands up, Ravenna gets a running start and dives between the ropes and slams into SYB sending him into the guard rail. SYB howls in pain as Ravenna pulls him off the floor and rolls him under the ropes back into the ring. SYB tries once again to call a time out, but Ravenna closes on him. He tries to hit a low blow, but Ravenna catches his arm and rolls him into a maghistrol cradle for a two count. SYB spins to his feet and Ravenna hooks him for a suplex and lifts him in the air, but SYB rakes the eyes. Ravenna drops SYB and staggers around trying to clear her vision, SYB rolls her up from behind and gets a two count along with a hand full of tights. SYB yells at the referee believing that it should have been a three count. SYB pulls Ravenna to her feet and sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a clothesline. SYB covers, but once again he only gets a two count. He makes a big show of waiting for Ravenna to get to her feet, and when she does, KICK, WHAM, SHYLOCK STUNNER! SYB covers and hooks the leg hard, but Ravenna kicks out at two, which sends SYB into fits of rage. SYB climbs to the top rope, slowly, arguing with the fans the whole way up. When he gets to the top rope, Ravenna kips up and catches him. SYB howls in protest, but it doesn’t do any good, Ravenna throws him halfway across the ring. Ravenna pulls SYB to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then catches him on the rebound with a power slam, covers, and gets another two count. Ravenna is quick to her feet, and as SYB gets up, she POPS him in the mouth with a super kick that sends him staggering back into the corner. Ravenna climbs the corner and grabs SYB and hits the DIAMOND DUST! Ravenna covers, hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 9:11 – Ravenna Blue
THE MIDNIGHT SONS & OUTBACK JACK vs. TEAM FUEL & THE AMNESIACSpin Hansen locks up with Chris “Lionheart” Evans as our six-man tag match is underway! Evans tries to get cute, ducking underneath Hansen and getting a waist lock on his larger opponent. Hansen simply throws a huge elbow to the head that knocks Evans back. Evans, slightly frustrated, goes back for a lock-up, going behind once more only to get elbowed once again! They look to lock-up again, this time with Evans more frustrated. They raise arms, but Evans kicks Hansen in the stomach, and rakes the eyes! Evans, smiling, tags in The Amnesiac--taking a moment to give him instructions that he undoubtedly won’t remember.
During this time, Outback Jack has gone under the ring, and has produced a large, almost life size picture of super model Marissa Miller. WTF! He slides it into the ring to Spin, who immediately hands it to Amnesiac, who stops dead in his tracks, enamored with the supermodel and her string bikini! The camera angle changes to show that the picture is mounted on the back of a mirror…and “Bulletproof” Bryce Larson just saw his reflection in the mirror. Evans tries to hold his partner back, because he realizes what’s happening, but Bryce quickly jumps over the top rope and SUPERKICKS THE MIRROR RIGHT INTO AMNESIAC! The mirror breaks into a million pieces, and Amnesiac has tons of glass stuck in his face! Spin rolls Amnesiac up for the 1...2…3!
WINNERS in 4:29: The Midnight Sons & Outback Jack (Bikini Supermodel Poster/Mirror trick on Amnesiac & Bryce)
Drink & Destroy leave, happy with their revenge on Fuel for the laser pointer trick from the tournament. But Larson & Evans are less than happy, and suddenly turn their frustrations towards The Amnesiac. They both hit the ropes, with Evans going high and Larson going low to connect with Total Elimination! Amnesiac is down, but Larson picks him up into suplex position, turning as he comes down into a Falcon Arrow. But on the way down, Evans catches Amnesiac’s legs, landing in a Sit-out Power bomb! Larson then puts Amnesiac on his shoulders, taking him over with a Finlay roll. As soon as Larson bounces off, Evans comes off the top with a 450 splash! Larson immediately jumps up in the same corner, connecting with a Split-Legged Moonsault completing More Bang for Your Canadian Dollar! Evans picks Amnesiac up into a suplex position, hoisting him up onto Larson’s shoulders. Evans puts one hand on each of Amnesiac’s shoulders, and Bryce does the same to his thighs. Fuel then throws Amnesiac straight up into the air--over 10 feet! Amnesiac comes crashing down to the mat! Team Fuel, happy with their work, finally leaves the ring. On their way to the back, Evans grabs the camera, looking right into it and saying “Plus Two? Well that’s OUR statement!” Bryce follows right behind, grabbing the camera and saying “Hey ma! We lost! I’m going to Disney World!”
CONCRETE TG vs. SKURGESkurge is announced first and makes his way to the ring with a clearly annoyed SYB by his side. They come to the ring and the referee warns SYB about interfering in the match, which prompts a tirade from SYB. Concrete TG is announced next and he comes out to the top of the ramp and pauses, and then is joined a moment later by Ravenna Blue, much to the crowd’s delight, and SYB’s dismay. Crete and Ravenna make their way to ringside and share a knuckle bump as Crete steps into the ring. Ravenna takes her position at ringside, all the while SYB glares at her. Inside the ring Crete and Skurge meet in the middle of the ring and listen as the referee goes through his instructions. He finishes and calls for the bell. The two slowly circle and lock up. Skurge catches Crete with a knee to the gut sending him to his knees. Skurge takes a steps back and connects with a kick to the face that sends Crete to the mat. Skurge immediately pounces and hooks Crete in a half nelson and gets a quick two count, then pulls him up and traps him in a front face lock. Crete fights to his feet and grabs Skurge and hits a suplex, bridges, but only gets a one count. Both men are quickly to their feet and Skurge lunges, but Crete catches him with a deep arm drag. Both pop up once again and Skurge catches Crete with a knee to the gut, then throws him over the top rope, but Crete hangs on and skins the cat and comes back and takes Skurge to the mat with a clothesline and covers for a two count. Skurge bails out of the ring and SYB and he confer on the outside. Crete waits patiently then reaches between the ropes and grabs for Skurge, and Skurge turns around and SLAMS him in the face with a punch. Crete slumps onto the ropes and we see Skurge quickly hand SYB something, then slide back into the ring and pull a stunned Crete off the ropes and cover, but before the referee can hit the mat, Ravenna jumps up on the apron on the opposite side and distracts the referee from what would almost certainly have been a three count. SYB screams in protest as Skurge pulls Crete to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts. Skurge holds Crete and motions for SYB to climb the ropes. SYB heads to the top rope and Ravenna leaps off the apron and races around the ring and shoves SYB off the top rope. He sails off the top and SLAMS into the guard rail on the outside grabbing his ribs in pain. Inside the ring, Crete lands several elbows to the side of Skurges head to free himself, then spins around and knees Skurge in the gut, then hits the CEMENT MIXER! Crete rolls Skurge over and covers, hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 12:34 – Concrete TG
POE & STANK vs. ALEXANDER DARLING & DAVIN MORELANDDavin Moreland and Alexander Darling are announced first, but no one comes out. Then the members of The Five are announced, but Poe and Stank do not appear either. A stagehand rushes to the ring and we are informed that there is TROUBLE IN THE BACK! We cut to the back and see Davin and Stank hammering one another with steel chairs, while Poe has Alexander Darling pinned against the wall with a piece of steel rebar across his throat. Poe snarls as he seems perfectly content to choke the life out of the boy. Davin avoids a chair shot from Stank and catches him with a shot to the ribs that drops Stank to one knee. Davin then charges in and waffles Poe upside the head with the chair, sending him to the floor and freeing Darling. Davin doesn’t even look at his partner, instead he turns his attention back to Stank, pulling him to his feet and whipping him into a conveniently placed metal garage door. Stank nearly goes through the door, but manages to stagger forward enough for Davin to back drop him on the cement floor.
Meanwhile, Darling grabs Poe and slams him face first into the wall, then spots a door and smiles wickedly. Darling whips Poe into the door and it opens and Poe falls through. We then see it is the Stairwell of Terrible Violence. Darling waits for Poe to get to his feet at the top of the stairs and charges, but Poe sidesteps and shoves Darling, Alex flies down the first flight of stairs and crashes into the cinder block wall, then falls to the landing in a heap. Poe stands at the top of the stairs breathing deeply, and looks down at the coiled logging chain and smiles.
Back to Davin and Stank. Davin pulls Stank to his feet and they emerge from backstage onto the top of the ramp. Stank and Davin trade punches, Davin connects with a kick and grabs Stank for a DDT, but Stank slips out of it and nearly decapitates Davin with a clothesline. Stank pulls Davin to the screen and puts his head on one of the light tubes at the entrance and gets a running start and KICKS his head shattering the light tube! Davin howls in pain and grabs his face, but we can see the blood already flowing. Stank pulls Davin to his feet and lifts him up, then drops him on his knee, then grabs his legs and turns him over in a Boston crab! There is no referee! Stank could snap Davin’s back!
Back to the Stairwell of Terrible Violence, Poe loops the chain around Darling’s throat and decides not to throw him over the railing to the floor as most are apt to do, instead he pulls Darling up the stairs and drags him through the hallway, heads to the ring, passing right by Stank torturing Davin, and to the ring. The whole time Darling is digging at the chain around his throat, but he can’t quite free himself. Samantha Darling-Moreland and Alexis Darling are both on the other side of the ramp and look horrified. Poe finally gets to the ring and frees Darling, then loops the chain around his fist and waits for Darling to stand up, when he does, Poe SLAMS Darling between the eyes, sending him to the floor a bloody mess. Poe rolls Darling back into the ring and glares up at the Darling sisters before slowly climbing into the ring himself.
At the top of the ramp, Davin Moreland is howling in pain. Stank leans back as far as he can adding to the pressure. Davin slowly inches his way to the edge of the stage. He finally grabs the edge and manages to pull himself and Stank over the edge! Davin kind of holds on to the edge a little, breaking his fall somewhat, but Stank goes over backward, slamming the back of his head onto a table, then hitting the floor in a heap. Both men remain down for a moment, and medics rush to the scene, but both men wave them away. Somehow Stank is on his feet, though he is being held up by the stage. Davin grabs a piece of equipment and DRIVES it into Stank’s skull, sandwiching his head between the equipment and the stage. Stank falls to the floor in a heap. Davin looks back to the ring where……
Poe has Alexander Darling on his feet, barely, and he hits him with another chain wrapped fist, sending the Boy to the mat. Poe loops the chain around Darling’s throat and pulls him up again and runs him toward the ropes and throws him over the top rope, intending to hang him again. But Darling lands on the apron! Poe snarls and charges in, but Darling wraps a length of the chain around his fist and catches the charging Poe with a right cross to the jaw! Poe staggers back and Darling springs to the top rope and leaps catching Poe with a springboard chain wrapped fist between the eyes that sends the champ to the mat. Darling tosses the chain out of the ring and covers, but Poe manages to roll his shoulder at two. Davin Moreland finally makes his way to the ring and waits on the apron, the referee finally calls for the bell making this an official match!
Darling pulls Poe to his feet and sends him to the ropes, Darling rebounds off the ropes himself going for a bulldog, but Davin reaches out and tags himself in. Darling hits the move, and covers, but the referee tells him he is not the legal man. Darling gets to his feet to argue, but Davin just pushes him aside and drops an elbow on Poe and covers. Darling looks annoyed but steps onto the apron as Davin gets a two count. Moreland pulls Poe to his feet and goozles him, then hits a CHOKESLAM! Davin covers again, but this time Stank is back into the ring and breaks up the pin with an elbow across the back of his head. Stank pulls Davin to his feet and sends him into the corner and follows him in with a thunderous clothesline, and has Davin staggers out of the corner, Poe is back on his feet, barely, and hits a HIEROGLYPH! It didn’t catch Davin fill on, but it was enough to send him to the mat. Poe tags in Stank and Stank covers, but Darling runs in and breaks it up at two.
Davin pulls Stank to his feet, both men are groggy from the war. Stank rakes the eyes and bounds off the ropes, but Davin recovers fast enough to hit a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin pops back to his feet and is about to fall across Stank, but he slumps against the ropes and Alexander Darling tags himself in! Davin looks shocked, but Darling ignores him and climbs to the top rope and hits a PHOENIX SPLASH! Darling covers, hooking the leg hard, and Davin recovers his pride just in time to cut Poe off from breaking up the pin, and Darling gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 22:48 – Alexander Darling and Davin Moreland
After the match, Poe and Stank powder out and regroup. Inside the ring, Davin spins Darling around and the two of them go nose to nose. Just when it appears that they are going to come to blows, Alexis and Samantha intervene and pull them apart. Just when it looks like things are going to calm down completely, Samantha and Alexis begin jawing with one another. Alex and Davin have to pull them apart and keep them from tearing one another apart while the crowd chants “LET THEM FIGHT!” With this distraction, Davin and Darling don’t notice that Stank and Poe have regrouped on the outside. They slip back into the ring and attack. Stank spins Davin around and KILLS him with the STANK-U! Poe spins Darling around, kicks him low, and hits a CRUCIFIX BOMB! Poe and Stank stare the Darling women back into the corner, and Selena comes into the ring skipping around with both the world and intercontinental titles. She hands them to their owners, and The Five leave the ring after taking a good hard look at Davin and Darling.
FIREWOMAN vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match"Battle Without Honor or Humanity" starts up, and the challenger, Matt Folz strides confidently to the ring, to cheers. He looks well rested and ready to go.
Russ: Who'd have thought that Firewoman would back down from her attack, only to have Folz sucker punch her from behind.
Razz: Hard to tell who's the face and who's the heel some days, Russ.
Russ: Well, I was going to say I wonder how those injuries are going to affect Fire's performance, but we'll just have to see, because here she comes."Flame On" starts, and Firewoman makes her entrance, with the newly-fired Lucky by her side. Lucky looks like someone just beat his dog, but Firewoman looks as focused as ever. Those ribs don't appear to be affecting her, at least until she rolls under the ropes, and she does so somewhat gingerly. Folz smiles broadly as he sees this, and points to her ribs and her forehead, mouthing the words "I'm coming for that, and then that." Firewoman shows no emotion as she merely stares blankly at him, all business. We have Senior Referee Davis Hightower for this match, and after the Showing of the Belt, he gives the signal. The bell rings and we are off.
Folz and Firewoman circle each other, and the crowd starts to get restless. They want blood. Finally, they spring in to action with the opening lock up, and it's a standard exchange of arm locks, wristlocks, counters, counters of the counters, shoulder slaps, and arm drags. Folz tries to set up a first rope run, but Firewoman catches him with a drop toe hold planting him face first. She leaps onto his back and gets him in a surfboard, pulling his arms back. Is she setting him up for a Firestomp? This early? No, she appears to be just playing with him, as Folz shakes his head when Hightower asks if he wants to quit. Still, even just playing, his shoulders appear to be just this close to dislocating, when Fire reverses, rolling onto her back, and holding him up with her legs. Folz has to be in tremendous pain, but he's not giving up. Fire bends her knees and pushes, kicking him across the ring, where he lands, awkwardly. She comes up to him and puts the boots to him, Garvin stomping. She gets half way around when Hightower realizes where we are on the mat, and so does Folz. He puts a hand up to the rope he's laying under and Hightower gets between Firewoman and Folz.
Folz has used his first rope break. Firewoman backs off, surprisingly without protest. She is really focused on the task at hand. She even lets Folz get out to the center of the ring before re-engaging. Folz nails her with a forearm to the face for her courtesy, and then another and another. Folz achieves his goal of reopening the now probably permanent gash to her forehead. A small stream of blood trickles down, and Firewoman wipes it away. She looks at the blood on her hand, and smiles for the first time this match, and hits Folz across the face with a bloody bitchslap. He flies backward to the ropes, bounces off, and Firewoman helps him along with a bulldog. She goes to the ropes and bounces off for a Firesault but when she does.... no one is home! Folz rolled out of the way. Firewoman gets up somewhat dazed, and Folz catches her in a T-bone suplex. That couldn't have felt good on those ribs. Folz goes for the pin, but Firewoman gets a shoulder up just at 2.
Folz is disappointed, but doesn't let that distract him. He grabs Fire by the hair and helps her up. Firewoman tries the trick of holding his hand there so the referee sees it again... And it works again!
Folz has used his first warning. Folz argues with the Hightower, but Hightower tells him not to use the hair at all, and she can't use that trick against him. Fire takes the time to recuperate a bit in the corner. Folz throws his hands up at Hightower, and turns to Firewoman. She holds up the index finger to show Folz he has one now, and then holds up a 'zero' for herself. Folz smirks, and then charges at her. She gets the elbow up to his face just in time, and comes out peppering him with elbows and forearms. She runs back and springboards off the ropes into a Thesz press. She rains down the fury of the gods, and he's forced to just keep his arms up in defense. Hightower starts the count, but at two, Firewoman gets up... no warning here, folks.
Russ: Someone must be back on her meds.
Razz: Maybe...or it's the calm before the storm.Firewoman bides her time while Folz gets to his feet, and then catches him mid-breath with a kick to the gut, following up with a DDT. She floats over for the pin, and Hightower counts, but before Folz can even get his shoulder up at 2, Fire has already released him? The hell? She hits the ropes and a flying elbow drop to the sternum. Back to her feet, and the opposite ropes, and a knee drop to the neck. Up to her feet again, and she goes to the opposite ropes again, this time for a leg drop, but no! Folz moves! Firewoman hits the mat, and Folz gets slowly to his feet, holding his chest and sternum. Fire goes after him, but Folz drops her with a roundhouse kick to the ribs. Fire goes down to one knee, and Folz knocks her backward with a European uppercut. He goes in for the pin, and Firewoman kicks out just after 2, but she stays down, nursing those ribs. Folz gets an evil grin across his face, and heads for the corner. He climbs up top, looks, and dives for the Top Rope Diving Headbutt, aiming right toward those ribs. But Fire manages to get her eyes open and see... and gets her knees up! Folz goes headfirst into her knees, and bounces off! Both wrestlers are down, as getting the knees up probably hurt as bad as the head butt would have. Hightower starts the count, and the crowd joins in at three, as neither wrestler appears interested in moving. Finally, they both start to stir at five, as each one realizes how close they are to losing, and they reach deeply and manage to both get standing, although a bit unsteady, by eight. They square off and exchange blows back...and forth..... back....and forth....the crowd cheering when Folz strikes, booing when Fire does. Folz finally lands a good one that sends Fire sailing. She falls back, and he hits the ropes to come out for...well, we'll never know what, because Fire catches him with a drop kick from where she bounced off the rope. He drops to one knee, and Fire gets him in a triangle choke. With tremendous effort, she gets him up and over in a suplex, and then in a move from her ROH days, flips and gets Folz into a Last Chancery. She cranks back and Folz practically bends in half, but he refuses to tap. Frustrated, Fire rolls over, not releasing the hold, knees Folz in the face multiple times, a la the Horns of Aries, in homage to her trainer. She flips back to the Last Chancery, and still Folz refuses to tap. Folz is in a great deal of pain, but so is Fire, as that can't be helping her ribs at all. And, it isn't, as she let's up for just a second, but that's all Folz needs to turn around and push her off. She goes flying forward to the ropes and bounces backward, while Folz gets ready, and hits her with a Codebreaker. Fire crumples, and Folz makes a cover. Fire just barely kicks out at two. Both wrestlers are sucking wind now, and it's getting close to the fifteen minute mark. They stagger to their feet. Folz decides it's now or never, and he attacks. Fire trips him with a drop toe hold, toward the corner. She moves quickly to get his feet locked in hers, and gets into position for WHAM! FIRESTOMP! Folz is dazed, and Fire doesn't really look much better. She looks around, sees the ropes and jumps to them... Best Firesault EVER! This time, Folz doesn't' move out of the way. Fire rolls him over for the cover and makes the pin. One...two... three!!!
Russ: That was an amazingly clean match for the two of them...but especially for Firewoman.
Razz: Yes indeed it was! Only one rope break and one warning, and both were Folz's. Maybe this is a turning point for Fire--But Razz can't finish his thought because after Firewoman has been given her Onslaught belt back, she sees Folz stirring and nails him right in the face with it. She starts to drop knees and elbows onto him like no one's business. Hightower calls for the bell to be rung a whole bunch more, but it, predictably has no effect. Firewoman takes to stomping on Folz screaming in rage. She's targeting to the body, the ankle she hurt a few weeks ago, hands, and neck and face. The crowd is booing and starts throwing trash, but she doesn't care. Finally.... no, this can't be good news. The rest of the V come down to the ring. Moosehead Jack and Stank get in, while Poe and LD trail behind a bit. They start to have some fun too, but Fire turns and screams at them. She tells them, "Back off! I mean it." Both men look at her, look at each other, and shrug. They roll out of the ring, but they do take the time to toss a chair, a piece of rebar, and the ubiquitous barbed wire bat into the ring. Fire grabs the bat and uses it to grate across Folz's face. She reminds him of their encounter in the hallway and asks him if it feels good. Folz seems to indicate it most certainly does not. LD throws another chair into the ring. Firewoman doesn't appear to notice it, and in fact seems to be in her own little world. Folz has stopped trying to fight back, as it doesn't seem like he's here either. She drags him unceremoniously by the hair and puts his head on top of the first chair.
Ecosystem and Tytan come running to the ring to help their partner, but Poe, LD, and Stank hold them back. Moose and Lucky are at ringside still, Lucky trying desperately to get Fire's attention. Firewoman grabs the other chair and repeatedly Conchairtos Folz. Folz isn't moving. Like at all. Hightower rolls out of the ring and runs to the back to summon OOWF security, who must be watching another channel. Poe, LD, and Stank are still holding off Eco and Tytan, and Moose gets into the ring. Fire doesn't notice him. She lays the chair she was using to beat him on Folz, grabs the rebar, and begins to wail away on the chair. The chair slides off a bit more with each blow, until it's completely off. She raises the rebar again and she'll be hitting unprotected skin....but Moose grabs her arm at the top of the upswing. Fire turns to glare at him for interfering, but even though the boos are deafening, Moose can be heard to say "That's enough! We're done!" Fire looks at him for a minute as if she can't quite comprehend what he's saying. Moose says again "It's not what we talked about. C'mon. Let's go. Enough." Fire nods slowly, and drops the rebar, and Moose lets go, slowly, of her arm. He turns to walk out of the ring, and Lucky comes in to help Fire. She turns to look at Folz, spits some blood out of her mouth at him. She says "No sell
that, bitch." Lucky grabs the Onslaught Championship Belt and helps Fire out of the ring. Poe, Stank, and LD, hold Eco and Tytan out of the way as Firewoman, Moose, and Lucky head backstage. They are instantly flanked by OOWF Security who 'escort' them to the back, as the medical team hits the ring to tend to Folz. Eco and Tytan follow them to look after their partner, who hasn't moved.
Russ: I'm...I'm shocked...folks we're gonna need to go to commercial to get this all sorted out
KZ vs. TEAM TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
“This is Halloween” blasts through the arena speakers and the crowd roars its approval as Team TeAM enters the arena. Ecosystem and Tytan make their way to the ring and soak in the cheers until “Scarecrow” plays and the Tag Team Champions make their entrance. Moosehead Jack and L.D. Williams storm down the aisle. They slide into the ring, take off their belts, and lay them on the mat, daring the challengers to pick them up. Before they react, referee Angelo Barros steps between the teams and picks up the belts. Smirking, Moose heads to his corner and Tytan does the same as Barros hands the belts to the outside and calls for the bell.
Williams and Ecosystem circle and lock up. Williams with a hammerlock. Eco reverses. Eco switches to a waist lock and tries a German suplex, but Williams blocks. Eco back to the hammerlock and into an arm bar. Williams rolls through and into an arm drag. Eco rolls to his feet. Williams swings, but Eco ducks inside and takes him over with a t-bone suplex. Eco hits the ropes and nails a dropkick to the head as Williams gets up. Eco grabs a front face lock. Williams grabs his waist and snaps him over with a Northern Lights suplex. He bridges, and Eco kicks out at one.
Both men roll to their feet, and Williams buries a knee in Eco's stomach. He clubs Eco to the mat and drives a knee into the back of his head. He drags Eco to his feet, winds the arm, and drags him to the kz corner. Tag to Moose, who comes in with a kick to the ribs. Moose takes over the arm and drags Eco out of the corner. He twists the arm up for the Heart Punch, but Eco slams a knee into his stomach and breaks free. Eco decks Moose with an uppercut and dives for his corner. Moose grabs his ankle and drags him back. Eco turns and nails an enzugiri. Moose falls back but hangs on, reaching back to tag Williams.
Williams leaps over Moose and drives his knee into Eco's, bending Eco's leg in ways it shouldn't. Tytan runs in to help, but Barros cuts him off. Williams stomps on Eco's leg, then turns and taunts Tytan. Barros cuts Tytan off again, and Moose slips back in to get in some shots to Eco's leg. Barros turns around in time to see William locking on a sharpshooter. This time Tytan shoves past Barros. He levels Williams with a big boot and keeps on going, decking Moose as he enters the ring. Tytan slings Williams to the ropes and plants him with a power slam, then turns and tackles Moose through the ropes to the floor. Eco makes the cover, and Williams rolls a shoulder just before the three.
Outside the ring, Tytan runs Moose into the ring steps. He backs up and gets a running start. Moose just barely dodges a boot to the face, and Tytan slams into the steel. Tytan's foot is caught on top of the steps, and Moose turns and drives an elbow into his knee. He drives the big man's head into the steel, and slides into the ring. Eco, back on his feet, gets taken down by a chop block. kz send Eco to the ropes and double him over with tandem fists to the stomach, then Williams pins Eco's arm up and Moose nails the Heart Punch. Williams flows into a German suplex and bridges, but Tytan dives into the ring and breaks it up.
Moose pounces on Tytan, pinning the big man down with punches. Tytan throws him off and rolls to one knee, and Moose nails him with a running knee. Tytan manages to grab Moose's leg and roll through, tying on an ankle lock. Williams leaves off stomping on Eco and kicks Tytan off. Williams turns around, and gets speared by Eco, who drives him into the corner. Eco gets in some punches and hits an Irish whip. He follows, but Moose launches himself across the ring and levels Eco with a clothesline. Tytan tries to help his partner, but Williams hops onto his back and locks on a sleeper hold. Tytan stumbles back, and he and Williams topple out to the floor.
Moose lays into Eco with punches. Barros pries him off and tries to send him back to his corner, but Eco tackles Moose and starts swinging. Barros spins around at the sound of metal hitting skull, and sees Tytan on the floor, blood flowing from his head, and Williams standing over him, suspiciously empty-handed. He turns back to Eco and forces him to release a chokehold, then turns at another loud sound, and this time it's Williams who is bleeding on the floor. The crowd starts to boo, as Firewoman sprints down the aisle, but it turns to cheers as Matt Folz bursts through the curtain behind her. Barros sees them coming and decides he's had enough.
NO CONTEST in 17:36.
After the match the fight rages on. Inside the ring, Eco drags Moose to his feet and gets kicked in the jewels. Moose plants Eco with a DDT, but Tytan slides into the ring and kicks his head nearly off. Williams staggers back into the ring as well, and nails Tytan with a backstabber. Tytan struggles to his feet and dodges a charging Williams leveling him with a diving clothesline on the rebound. Fire is just a step behind and nails Tytan before he can get up. Firestomp! The brawl looks to have no end in sight, but the rest of the OOWF referees, along with a flood of security, hit ringside to force the teams apart.
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