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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:29:45 GMT -5
OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament Semi-Finals www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?tid=101503&tclass=Harper Camby & Tommy O'Neil vs. Outback Jack & GatorBait Hellion & Corax vs. Revolution XX Non-Tournament Matches Mark Vander vs. Concrete TG Blackdragon vs. SoulDragon Donovan Viper vs. Microplay - OOWF World Title Match LD Williams, Endo & Morte vs. Semaj B, Thim Reynolds & Attitude Adjuster Canadian Dragon vs. FF Capslock - Ladder Match Stank vs. UnderDawg Johnny Adrenaline vs. JW Westgaard - OOWF Intercontinental Title Match Chris Alt vs. Firechild GimmickMan vs. Blade Niles Anderson vs. Beast Moosehead Jack vs. Seraph Uncle Entity & Mercury vs. Brad Smoley & Smark Card subject to hostile takeover
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:31:10 GMT -5
(Moose catches up with Viper in the back)
DV: So, what's the news? You got me the match against Pluto MHJ: Mercury DV: Whatever, as long as I am facing him and not Dawg MHJ: Well, sort of. At Blood on the Walls Canadian Dragon is facing UnderDawg in a ladder match, and Mercury is facing Seraph DV: Awesome! You got me the night off! Party time in Dismal for the WORLD F***ING CHAMPION MHJ: Slow down there, champ. The ladder match is Canadian Dragon vs. UnderDawg vs. Donovan Viper for both the OOWF titles, winner take all. DV: WHAT! Damnit Jack, I told you to get me a match against Mercury. MHJ: First of all Viper, you don't TELL me to do anything. Second, I don't have as much pull with the Rick as people seem to think, I just know how to appeal to his indulgent side. DV: DAMN!
<fade to black>
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:31:47 GMT -5
F.F. Capslock is being interviewed by Sexy Female Journalist #171
SFJ171- So This week at Mayhem you'll be facing Canadian Dragon in your first singles match in some time. What are your feelings heading up to the big match?
FFC- Well, here's the deal sweetness, I am undefeated in singles competition, Canadian Dragon is defeated so oftan its a miracle he EVER held a belt. The only losses on my record are due to that walking sewer, Stank.
SFJ171- Speaking of Stank, you will be teaming with him at Blood on the Walls in a cage match.
FFC- Right, I'll be in a meaningless match while Dragon gets a shot at the world title. So here's this. Stank? I will join you at Blood on the Walls. I will help you win the match and we win go our seperate ways. Okay?
And Dragon, I don'y know who on the OOWF board of directors you're blowing to get title shots but I'm gonna promise you this: you aren't making it to that pay-per-view in any kind of condition to wrestle. Because this week in Yazoo, you're getting destroyed via me kicking your ass.
SFJ171- Now if I understand correctly, in a ladder match you climb up and grab something, right? What will you be grabbing?
FFC- I came here to address just that. I'll be putting up $5000 of my own money, if Dragon puts up a matching $5000. It'll be the $10,000 ladder match. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Canadian Dragon comes in from off-screen.
CD- Money? You wanna have a match for money?
FFC- Right, I'm putting in 5000 American dollars. So let's see, that'd be $6,208.50 in Canuck Dollars. You up for it? The $10,000 Ladder Match?
CD- Y'know what? Fine, I can spare $6,208. Sure I'll do it.
FFC- $6,208.50
CD- What-the-f***-ever, I don't care. I'll do it. See you in the ring.
FFC- Oh, Dragon?
CD- (sigh) What?
FFC- YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS, BUDDY!
CD- You made me stay for that?
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:32:12 GMT -5
Seraph is walking down the corridors when he is accosted by Sexy Female Journalist # 223
SFJ223: Seraph – if I could just get a word with you – [Seraph keeps walking past her] um… Seraph… Excuse me! I just want to know how you feel about your upcoming match against Moosehead Jack at the next Midweek Mayhem show?
Seraph stops and turns toward SFJ223 as if to say something menacing but makes no sound.
SFJ223: [getting a little freaked out, but knowing she must get her scoop] you seemed somewhat uninterested in your match last week in Frankenstein, yet you and your partners still came out victorious. Without Mercury and Uncle Entity in your corner this week how do you think you’ll fare against an established star like Moosehead Jack?
Seraph: [with calm measured tones] you cannot even begin to understand my purpose here.
SFJ223: [getting a little bolder] I didn’t ask you about your purpose (whatever that is supposed to mean) I asked you about your upcoming match with Moosehead Jack.
Seraph: There's an opportune time to do things, a right time for everything on the earth: time for birth and time for death, time to plant and time to reap, time to kill and time to heal, time to cry and time to laugh, time to lament and time to cheer, time to hold on and time to let go, time to rip out and time to mend, time to shut up and time to speak up, time to love and time to hate, time to wage war and time to make peace.
But in the end, does it really make a difference what anyone does?
SFJ223: [looking more puzzled than ever] Huh? I don’t understand.
Seraph: Next week, in Yazoo, Moosehead Jack will understand. [Seraph turns and casually walks away leaving SFJ223 puzzled and lost]
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:32:50 GMT -5
Camera is outside of the arena and cathes Chris Cole and Ax Man leaving looking pretty pissed. Josh Grisham rushes up for a quick word
Josh: Ax, Cole why are you out here in the parking lot looking so angry?
Ax: I'll tell you why, you little fairy. We show up to the arean ready for ouyr excellent guest commentary and we find out we aren't invited down to ringside to give it.
CC: What the f**k is up with that Rick?
Ax: We have to struggle just to get dressed in the morning because of our injuries and still we manage to make it to the show to contribute and we are told we aren't needed. We're the f**king Tag Team Champs.
JG: You seem to look alright to me.
CC: Are you calling us liars, Josh.
JG: No, I'm just saying.
Ax: Your damn lucky I'm in so much pain or I'd beat you to within an inch of your life.
JG: It just seems convienent that The Rick shows up and wants you to defend your title right away and you get injured.
CC: You are calling us liars. F**k the pain.
Cole swings the OOWF Tag Title Belt and slams it right into the side of Josh's head. He drops the title and holds his right arm close to his body and both him and Ax start stomping the hell out of Josh.
Ax: Come on lets go numb the pain with some drinks.
CC: F**king Pussy (as he kicks Josh one more time in the head.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:33:22 GMT -5
Harper and Tommy are in The Devil's Brigade locker room.
TO: We a'ready beat tha 'ell out o OBJ an Gator
HC: Shouldn't be too much trouble a second time.
Donovan Viper Walks in
DV: F**king Hell. The Rick is a F**king C**t.
HC: Hey Donnie, you alright.
DV: I'm just so pissed off that I have to defend my title against BOTH Underdawg and Canadian Dragon in a triple threat ladder match. I can take either on my own but this harldy seems fair.
HC: Relax. You are the World Champ for a reason. You are a smart guy. That's why you left the Ministry when you noticed their time of dominating the OOWF was over.
DV: That's true, if it wasn't for me nobody in the Ministry would be champ, well at least the real champ. What the hell is Underdawg carrying around that title for?
HC: He is insecure and so was Candian Dragon for stealing the damn thing in the first place. Who steals the world title and locks it in a safe? What a joke.
DV: Yea, that is pretty f**king lame.
HC: The way I see it a ladder match is a good thing. No DQ means Tommy and myself can make sure all sides play fair and the best competitor wins the match. You get my drift.
DV: I hear you. The Rick is still a prick for this though. First round is on me guys.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:33:49 GMT -5
[Revolution XX is sitting in the Locker Room playing a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors when Moosehead Jack walks in.]
Coolname: "HA PAPER BEATS ROCK!!"
O'Mac: "That's stupid! How can a piece of paper beat a freakin rock!"
Coolname: "It just does!"
Jack: "Hey shouldn't you two be getting ready for your tag match?"
Carl: "Don't worry about it Jack, this thing is ours. Nobody can keep up with us. It's only a matter of time before we get those tag titles."
Jack: "Don't you think you're a little overconfident?"
Coolname: "Please, why worry about a team that can't even spell."
O'Mac: "That was a horrible cutdown."
Coolname: "No you are a horrible cutdown. HA ROCK BEATS SCISSORS!"
[Jack gets a concerned look on his face as the two continue to joke around."
Jack: "Look, you two better get to concentrating on this match or you WILL lose!"
[The two stop and stand up getting on both sides of Moose.]
Carl: "Listen Jack. We said we got it. Now why don't you see yourself out of here. WE HAVE TO FINISH OUR GAME!"
[Jack rolls his eyes and leaves as Carl and Eric go back to their game.]
Carl: "HA ROCK BEATS PAPER!"
Eric: "WHAT YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT UP!"
Carl: "I just did."
[The two continue on as we cut back to ringside.]
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:34:15 GMT -5
L.D. Williams walks into Moosehead Jack’s locker room and turns on the lights.
MHJ: “HEY!!”
LD: “Sorry.”
Williams turns off the lights and Moose turns on a single bulb
MHJ: “What?”
LD: “I saw next week’s lineup. You want me to team with Endo & Morte?”
MHJ: “I don’t want you to do anything. The GM makes the matches, not me.”
LD: “Yeah…whatever. Remind the Rick that I’m not part of your little establishment. Dealing with you is one thing. Your goons weren’t part of the deal.”
MHJ: “Endo and Morte are a lot more dangerous than you give them credit for.”
LD: “They better be.”
MHJ: “You just worry about Semaj. That workout you had the other day wasn’t nearly enough to take him out.”
LD: “It wasn’t meant to. I was just re-introducing myself to Semaj.”
MHJ: “This isn’t a game, Williams. Don’t screw around.”
L.D. goes nose to nose with Moose.
LD: “Don’t tell me how to do my job. Next week, as long as your boys don’t get in the way, I’ll cripple Semaj and take AA out of the pay per view. Then, at Blood on the Walls, you get me a match and I will end Semaj.”
MHJ: “See that you do.”
Moose reaches up and turns out the light
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:35:15 GMT -5
(MHJ gets done with LDW then happens to notice a replay of Seraph's interview)
Understading is knowledge, knowledge brings wisdom, with wisdom comes power. See Seraph, I understan what you are all about, you are about mind games. You are about psyching out your opponents before they step in the ring with you. You exude a calmness, a peacefullness that masks your inner rage. Seraph, a lesser man may be taken in by your deciet, I will not. I understand mindgames, I understand the way you think, which leads me to believe that you know full well what you are walking into this week.
So Seraph, I sit here before you a humble man, I sit before you knowing that you and I are somewhat alike. I sit here before you knowing that you understand what makes me tick. Thats good. No mind games. No mental games. Just violence. Just blood, just pain, just suffering. Just the darkness of unconsciousness cold embrace awaits you. Seraph, you can not save me. But I can drag you down. Come MidWeek Mayhem, it will take all the wings you have to save you from the hell I bring.
Trust me.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:35:55 GMT -5
Fievel: Excuse me. Have you seen Hardbody Harris? Backstage Pigeon: Why, he quit a month ago. He lost his smile, his sense of fun. Drove him mad. Fievel: I have to get him to come back. He's my hero you know! Backstage Pigeon: He is? Well, I'll do anything for a cute feller like you. Come on! Backstage Pigeon: Uh...who's the girl? Fievel: I like to call her Sexy Female Rodent. At least that's what Hardbody said her name was... To be continued...
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:36:28 GMT -5
(Microplay, after a major disappearance from OOWF interviews lately, has made a miraculously return)
Skeem - Microplay...where in the f** have you been for your interviews??
Microplay - Non of your business, bitch.
Skeem - Micro...what do you have to say about your title shot against Donavan Viper for the OOWF world heavyweight title??
Microplay - There's nothing to be said...The OOWF title will come right back to where it belongs, and that's around my waist...That's right...And history will be made when i win my OOWF championship for the 2nd time.
Skeem - Micro...on a different note, the fans have seemingly been cheering for you as of late, what do you have to say about that??
(Microplay, still playing the tweener at this point)
Microplay - The fans don't help me win matches, Gene. I do. And there's no way Viper will leave that ring as OOWF world champion when he steps in the ring with me...because when it's all said and done, Microplay will be your new OOWF champion!!
(Microplay leaves the interview area, as Skeem Gene walks away)
(cameras fade)
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:41:07 GMT -5
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:41:36 GMT -5
*Niles and MHJ finish watching the mysterious promo.*
Niles (sarcastically) - ooh, spooky. It sounds like Seraph's out to get you Moose.
MHJ - we can deal with it. He's small potatoes. We got bigger fish to fry.
Niles - yeah, I can tell. My getting the title is a reall huge priority right now for the Establishment.
MHJ - You see how things are going these days. You know how much is on my plate.
Niles - All I know is that not only am I not in the title hunt, I'm not even scheduled for match at Blood on the Walls. Meanwhile, you're off necking with Donny Viper and Concrete TG.
MHJ - what the hell is wrong with you? Can't you see I'm trying to work something out.
Niles - I see someone who's barely fit to lead because he has himself tied up in too much bullshit.
*MHJ gets right in Niles face at this point.*
MHJ - When have I ever shown you that I don't know what I'm doing? Huh? All you've been giving me is crap lately. You should know by now that I have a plan.
Niles - you know, I'm not even too sure of that anymore, since you never seem to let me in on them.
*MHJ and Niles lock eyes for what seems like hours. Finally, Moose backs off.*
MHJ - you're right, I do my own thing here. But there's reasons for that. It's not like you don't have your own agenda either. This is all I can tell you now. We're on the edge of something big right now and I'm gonna need you there when it all comes down. Your loyalties have been shaky lately. I want to know, can I count on you?
Niles - I've been with the Establishment since day 1. But I want something to show for it. I want a #1 Contender match at Blood on the Walls.
MHJ - you know that's not my call...
Niles - but you have the clout to make it happen. And you know it's in our best interests.
MHJ - I'll talk to The Rick only if you promise me that you have The Establish... no, wait, I want you to promise you have MY back when the shit comes down.
*MHJ locks eyes with Niles at this point. Niles almost flinches at the intensity in MHJ's eyes. Hesitant, Niles maintains eye contact with him.*
Niles - You can count on me.
*The two shake hands and then resume with what they're doing. Fade to Black.*
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:42:26 GMT -5
Firechild is walking down the street with his mobile phone....
FC: Yeah, I want to speak to the GM....
<we can't hear the other half of the conversation.>
FC: He's not in? OK, tell him that I'm OK and will try not to take losses so seriously in future. And tell him thanks for booking me against Alt. Bye.
He hangs up the mobile and slips it into his pocket.
FC: [Speaking to himself] Ha. Not sure I'm up to the big leagues, emotionally unstable, need to calm down. I'll show him. I'll show them all I'm ready. The fans believe in me, I can hear them when I'm in the ring. I'll show the rest of them...
Firechild stops, and looks up.
One one side of the street is a gym, and he sees Attitude Adjuster and Concrete TG going in, joking with each other.
On the other side of the street is the Great Missisippi Cell-kill, a sleazy rock bar.
He looks from one to the other and before we see where he goes..
fade to black.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:45:48 GMT -5
Stank walks out to the ring to a chorus of boos. He grabs a mic and just stands there soaking in the boos.
Crowd chants - WHAT"S THAT SMELL? WHAT"S THAT SMELL? WHAT"S THAT SMELL?
Stank ignores them, raises the mic and begins speaking.
Stank - A lot of you out there think because of my size, I'm just big dumb smelly muscle. A lot of you think, because of my size, I can't move in this ring. Well as far as being dumb is concerned... You don't get to be an executive VP of a fortune 500 company by being dumb.
As far as being slow... out of seven matches I've got five wins on my record. Including wins over the former Tag-Team champs that FFC and I have a match, coming up against, in a Steal Cage!
In case you nitwits out there in the crowd can't count that's 4 wins 2 losses in tag - team competition and undefeated in singles competition.
I have never been pinned for the 1,2,3 and that my friends is a winning record.
You don't get a winning record here by being dumb and slow.
Crowd boos
Stank - Now I'm not here to talk about tag-teams and FFC after we win at Blood on the Walls, that means we will have beaten the #1 contenders to the Tag titles. I think that con-chair-to last week has knocked you loopy, but if you want to go our separate ways after we win that's fine with me. I'll just find another partner to take on the tag champs.
But I want to talk about my singles match here in the OOWF.
I want to talk about a certain faction in this federation.
I want to talk about THE MINISTRY.
Specifically I want to talk to a certain undead canine calling himself THE UNDERDAWG.
You see, it started with Hellion and Corax way back at Home Sweet Hell in Febuary, after FF Capslock and I beat (Stank chuckles) "The Smoley SWAT Team"
IDIOTS IN THE TRUCK, ROLL THE FOOTAGE!
Dawg, after that your boys didn't bother to show up for our first match. Roll it!
They ran scared! They thought they could hide! But the storm caught up to them when we finally got our hands on H&C at the following Mayhem...
Where they GOT BEAT!
I knew then that us getting involved in the Ministry's business would eventually get the attention of the Big Hound himself. And so it did, after our first match at the Tag Team Invitational. Roll the footage!
So now Underdawg you and I have a match at next weeks Mayhem. You and I have a match that was etched in stone the day we attacked the Ministry.
You wanna know WHY Viper left you?
Oh he might tell you it was because You are jealous of him and all that, but I KNOW the truth.
The truth is he saw this Storm coming.
He saw that there was nothing stopping FFC and I from destroying the Ministry. It began with Hellion and Corax. It will continue though YOU and it will END with your minions at Blood on the Walls!
Crowd boos
After I STANK U at next weeks Mayhem and then FFC and I DESTROY Hellion and Corax once and for all, there is NO WAY this doesn't end with GOLD around MY waist and the Ministry laying at my feet.
Rest in Peace Puppy Dawg.
Rest in peace.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:46:17 GMT -5
(Moosehead Jack is seen storming thought the hallways at the OOWF Complex, Jack does not look very pleased, and is even less pleased when SFJ7 stops him in his tracks)
SFJ7: Moose can I have a word with you? MHJ: Do I have a damn choice? SFJ7: No, not really. MHJ: What the hell do you want? SFJ7: LD Williams did not seem very pleased about teaming with Endo and Morte against Attitude Adjuster, Semaj B and Thim, what are your thoughts? MHJ: Well, LD Williams is a loner, he likes to do things his way. I understand that. I had nothing to do with the pairings, but Williams, Endo and Morte are solid. They have your back, and beside, an enemy of the Establishment is an enemy of you and Johnny and vice versa. You say the word, and I will do what I can to help take care of any problems you may have. And beside, look at it like this, this is your chance to inflict pain on not one, but three of those AYUFF Idiots. SFJ7: What about your confrontation with Niles and Donovan Viper? Neither one seemed happy about your matchmaking. MHJ: For the LAST time, I don't make the matches, the Rick doesn't listen to me, I have no stroke. Viper, I tried to get the match changed, but I couldn't. You have a three way ladder match against Dawg and Dragon. But, let's talk about that. With your new sidekicks, the Devil's Brigade, there are some interesting possibilities there.
As for Niles Anderson, the Specimen, 100% PM, I say this with respect, because I DO respect your skills as a wrestler, QUIT YOUR BITCHING. I have told you before that I don't have any pull with the Rick, I put in a good word for you, I know you deserve the match, you know you deserve the match. The problem is this, convince the Rick that you deserve the match. You know how you get recognized? Win. You win enough matches and the Rick will notice, and the match will be yours. SFJ7: What about Concrete TG? Why did you make that challenge? MHJ: It's simple, Concrete wants one thing, and I want another. We can't seem to come to a mutual agreement, so this is the way it has to be done. And Concrete, I'm still waiting. SFJ7: Finally, what about your match against Seraph? He has said some pretty strong things. MHJ: Seraph. I know what you are doing, of course I do, you want to make your mark here in the OOWF, and to do that you have to take someone established and beat them. Well, I am all for that, except for one thing, no one makes a name for themselves at my expense. Those who are evil and concieve trouble give birth to disillusionment huh? I like that, has a nice ring to it. Here's where you are wrong. You ask around, check wit the boys in the back, I am the most evil son of a bitch you will ever cross paths with, I have no disillusion about that, I don't pretend to be a nice guy, or pretend to give a damn about you or anyone else.
You say salvation is a fruit I will not taste, only violence. Well there you have it right, my salvation comes through violence. My savlation comes through the blood of my victims, my salvation is in the helpless screams of my opponents, my salvation comes from the ripped, mangled flesh of my victims. So you bring violence, but just know, that with violence comes my salvation, and with violence comes your ruination.
Trust me.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:46:41 GMT -5
Uncle Entity Promo:
"Smark and Smoley? (answering himself) Smark and Smoley. Is this the first real test this federation lays before myself and Merc? The first victims of my private war against society? I've seen this "Angstboy" Brad Smoley and he couldn't be 180 pounds soaked with blood. He'll know the true meaning of Angst as he recovers in ICU, pissing blood and fed through a tube. And how many times have I wanted to obliterate a Smark with my Helldriver I couldn't count. To the other players in this fed I say this: Consider yourself warned. What is about to occur to Smoley and Smark can happen to you. So take notice (bleep)holes."
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:47:04 GMT -5
JA: [singing] I need you now... More than words can say, I need you now... I've got a find a way, I need you now... Before I lose my mind, I need you now...
[L.D. Williams walks in, gives the camera a weird look, and approaches Johnny calmly and seriously.]
LDW: What's up, champ?
JA: Not a thing. Just this damn icepack's cold. Thanks for the help last week.
LDW: Just doing my job. [awkward silence and Johnny gives him a weird look] And speaking of jobs, Hellion and Corax are gonna be doing a job when they face our boys Eric and Carl in the semifinals.
JA: Man, how'd you get stuck in that six-man tag? You want me to go take out Endo or Morte with a five iron? I'll take their place in the match. Hell, I can take out both of them. We can handle those three clowns two on three.
LDW: No, it's cool. I got the match covered. You worry about Westgaard. I won't be available for run-in duty this week.
JA: Huh? Man, what kind of strings is Moose pulling this week?
LDW: I don't know for sure. But let me tell you this: Moose might pull the strings, but I ain't no damn puppet!
[LDW storms off, slamming the locker room door on the way out. Johnny goes back to his unpacking.]
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:47:27 GMT -5
My partner, Uncle Entity said it all earlier. Smark and Smoley have no chance in our match. We will leave them lying in a pool of thier own sweat and vomit. I mill make my in ring debut, and no team shall ever be safe. My first test is going to be a massacre. If our opponenents had any sense, theyd quit now while they have thier meaningless careers. Because after our match, "Angstboy" will be a whipping boy, and Smark wont know a Benoit from a Viscera. If they have the nuts to step into the ring with possibly the greatest tag debut of all time, ther will be Mercury in thier eyes.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:47:51 GMT -5
(The feed starts in Mark Vander's appartment. Vander is sitting at a table, standing behind him are two large men with earpieces, looking very much like presidential security. Sitting on either side of him are Alexander Bensouir and Melissa Lane. Melissa fidgets nervously while Alexander looks haggard and overworked. Mark smirks, he is wearing a a full on suit for the first time since he joined the OOWF.)
Mark: My management team has asked me to explain my rescent actions. Missy: Appologize. Mark: What? Alex: Uh...Appologize. We asked you to appologize for your recent actions. Mark: Oh. Right. I am sorry for attacking that waiter. I have nothing against customer service people, and if it will prevent costly litigation, I will appologize. So I am. Alex: That's not exactl- Mark: I'M running the show no, Mr. Bensouir. Alex: Of...of course. Sir. Mark: I'll also ask the viewers to ignore the presence of the men behind me, as it's recently come to my attention that my personage may be in danger, I have retained the services of these men to protect the investment I have made in my health and career. I assure you all, they will have no affect on my in ring career. Now perhaps I should adress Midweek Mayhem and my match against.... Alex: ConcreteTG. Mark: Concrete, huh? Is that right? All right, let me make something absolutely clear. I'm not afraid of you, Concrete. I'm not afraid of all your accomplishments, or your little stable, or whatever delusions you have about our match this week at Mayhem.
(Mark walks over to the window and stares into the streets below)
Mark: Do you know what it's like? To have everything, and still not have enough? There is a sense of urgency in me, now more than ever, to prove myself worthy to The Rick. To prove myself worthy of a shot at the OOWF Title. I am ready to die for my shot. Are you ready to die, Concrete? You'd best be, because ready or not, the reaper has come to collect your soul. I assure you, when you arrive in Mississippi, you'd best be prepared. Not to wrestle Mark Vander, but to wrestle with hell itself. Passion has consumed me, and now, my man, it will destroy you.
(Mark turns, calm returning to his face. He places his hands on his office chair, and in one casual motion, throws it through the large window behind him. The bodyguards run for cover from the flying glass shards while Alex dives under the table. Missy out the door crying and screaming. Through it all, Mark stands calmly at his table, glass biting into his skull, by the time the glass has settled, he is wearing a dark crimson mask)
Mark: Take careful note, because this is the last blood of mine you will see me wear. At Midweek Mayhem, Concrete, the Blood on the Walls will be yours.
(Mark turns around again and walks over to the shattered window and looks out, police cars assembling at the door. Fade to black....)
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:48:17 GMT -5
((OOC note - this will happen AFTER the AYUFF meeting))
(CTG is alone, watching Vander's promo)
....I'd hate to think, Vander, that you perceive me as another Moosehead Jack. See, I am someone who is willing to bleed, sweat, and cause a great deal of property damage for the sake of achieving a goal, but you're one case where I want to prove that it doesn't have to be that way all the time.
I'm not making light of you, Vander. But you are NOT a good enough violent psycho to tell me I will be wrestling hell itself.
I've wrestled hell - many times. You're going to have to set the entire ring on fire before you prove it to me otherwise.
The Rick is well aware of my ability and capability. You, Vander, have picked up your ball and gone home.
No, my blood will not be shed this week. But soon enough, there will be blood on the walls- none of it, mine.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:48:42 GMT -5
Semaj IS TALKING~! to "Difficult Queries" Josh Grisham after the AYUFF meeting in front of some conveniently places tires and crates.
DQJG: Semaj it appears that the solidarity of the As-Yet-Unnamed-Face-Faction is starting to crack under the pressure of Moosehead Jack on team leader Concrete Takaken Gryphon. What do think is the reason for these changes and what do you think will be his final decision?
SB: Josh, the As-Yet-Unnamed-Face-Faction is formed of the best athletes in the OOWF, part of being an athlete is 'aving competitive spirit. That spirit is whot brought us together in the first place, it also is whot causes friction. All of us want to succeed 'ere in the OOWF and we know that sometimes that may mean competing against our mates. As for Moose'ead Jack's effect on Concrete, I am convinced that Concrete will do whot is 'e needs to and consider the issue closed.
DQJG: And how do think the conflict that seems to be brewing between AYUFF members will effect your six-man tag this week?
SB: Capps and I may not see eye to eye, but we both know that in the OOWF the wins are whot count, to that end Thim, Double A, and myself will work together and show Moose'ead's flunky's that we don't 'ave to hide in the shadows and attack our opponents from behind to beat th...
As is common when Semaj is being interviewed, L.D. Williams rushes in from off camera. After knocking Semaj down with a shoulder tackle, he goes right to work on Semaj's left arm. He pulls the arm out of its sling and stretches it out before delivering a knee drop. He pulls Semaj to his feet and twists the left arm into an arm wringer. He goes for a second twist, but Semaj in an impressive display of altheticism does a forward sommersault to relieve the pressure. LDW doesn't let up though and follows up with a combination leg sweep/clothesline taking Semaj back to the ground. From there he locks in a cross armbreaker, to finish this brutal beatdown he grabs a nearby crate and smashes it across Semaj's already damaged arm. Finally OOWF officials get to the scene and pull L.D. away.
LDW: I ain't no damn puppet!
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:49:10 GMT -5
*GatorBait and OutBackJack have pulled up to the arena in Yazoo in their dark green Subaru Impreza WRX STi and gold Subaru Outback, respectively*
*Scheme Gene hobbles over to the men (still apparently recovering from the Chomp on the concrete floor)*
SG: Impressive win last week, fellas...
GB: Who ya callin' "fella", you weasly chump?
*GB leans in and feints a punch at Gene who cowers into the fetal position*
OBJ: Don't be such a pansy, Gene... we're still good at heart... just have had to pull out our hidden mean-streaks because of all the times we've been screwed over lately...
SG: Thanks for clarifying, Outback... I see the 2 of you are still bandaged pretty heavily from the MooseHeadJack and ConcreteTG match from last week...
GB: Yeah, Those bastards put some hard knocks on us last week, but we did what we had to do to win... and speakin of hard knocks, we got a coupla tough fuckers tomorrow in Camby & O'Neil... but as those 2 freaks learned last week, we're here to win at all costs...
SG: Yeah, they are tough... I actually picked them to get past you in the Lame Backstage Personality OOWF Tag Team Invitational Tournament Bracket Challenge...
OBJ: Tell me you did not just say that... GATOR!
***CHOMP!***
GB: That should shut his mealy-mouthed ass up for at least another week...
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:49:56 GMT -5
*SFJ47 rushes up* I can't believe you destroyed him again!
*OBJ rips microphone away from her* Shut up! I've got something to say. First of all, thank you, Endo, ya pasty bastard. That shock from the taser was a wake-up call. And thanks, MHJ and CTG. Last week's match reminded us of what real combat is about. Now, the Team from Down Under is about to show the OOWF fans what we really can do. No more worries about rules that aren't enforced anyways. SFJ47 (bravely reclaiming the microphone): But what about the Devil's Brigade? OBJ: I respect those 2 athletes. I suspect they fail to respect us sufficiently. We are the ultimate professionals. SFJ47: How can you claim to be "the ultimate professionals" when you have become increasingly violent and unstable? OBJ: Because we have people skills, dammit! What don't you understand about people skills!!!! GB: Not that he's telling you anything you don't already know. Except maybe about the "people skills" stuff, which I don't exactly understand myself. But if you piss him off, I'll chomp you through a table.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:50:36 GMT -5
SFJ #24: Hello OOWF fans, I am on assignment to cover the workout of Devil's Brigade member Harper Camby. As you can see he is currently training by runnning sprints while holding a 10 foot long tree truck. Wow, this is an impressive display.
(Harper runs a 100 meter sprint, then military presses the truck 10 times, before spinting another 100 and then 10 more presses)
Wow, that is one sculted body. Yummy. Harper, may I have a word with you.
(Harper drops the tree truck and walks over to SFJ#24 and flexes his muscles)
That certainly is nice.
Harper: I know, I have the body and strength of a god.
SFJ: Most certainly, but Harper I o have a couple of questions for you. What are your reactions to Outback Jack & Gatorbait's new found mea streak?
HC: Not to concerned. I worry about myself and what I do to win every match. You see when you look and feel like I do you trust in your own ability. You see it doesn't matter what any of my opponents do because when I bring my A Game into the ring NOBODY can beat me.
SFJ: Has Tommy O'Neil mentioned anything about your opponents mean streak?
HC: If I know know Tommy he'll appreciate it. You see he is one tough SOB and he loves going toe to toe with people who are also tough SOBs. He'd prefer their mean streaks to fighting two spineless pansies. I have no worries about Tommy, he is warrior.
SFJ: So you feel that the Devil's Brigade will be in the Finals of the OOWF tournament?
HC: Without a doubt. If you want I can finish up my workout inside and you can really see what kind of physical god I am.
SFJ: Yummy.
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