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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 12:52:32 GMT -5
MidWeek Mayhem!
Live! From Yazoo, Mississippi! Coming to you LIVE from the Yazoo Yahoo.com YooHoo Arena!(As we go on the air we see Moosehead Jack walk into Gm the Rick’s office. Rick is distracted watching the Reds on TV)MHJ: I heard you wanted to see me? What’s going on?The Rick: <silence>MHJ: HELLO!TR: Yeah um hold on, Aaron Harrang is talking to Sparky Anderson, Araron to Anderson I just <voice trails off>MHJ: Look, can you speed this up, I have to get ready to beat Seraph’s assTR: Yeah, ok, well the suits at the main office think I should put an end to you and Concrete’s little feud before it escalates out of control.MHJ: What the hell are you talking about?TR: You two are going to sign a contract ceasing hostilities.MHJ: Hell no.TR: Look, either both of you sign the contract or I have to fire you both, it’s right there on the desk on the clip board if you want to look at it. Oh look Aaron & Anderson are back on this is too good I wish<trails off again>
(MHJ picks up the contract and looks at it a moment, gets an evil grin on his face and laughs to himself, then leaves. The camera fades to black)Ross: Razz, can you believe what we just saw? Tonight Moosehead Jack and Concrete TG will be forced to make peace or they are both fired!
Razz: Well Ross, I still don’t believe it. Something this intense cannot end that quickly. Jack and Concrete may be forced to make peace, but I guarantee you, there is no way the Establishment and the AYUFF make peace. Not now, not ever.
Ross: Our first match features two guys who, in my estimation have a world of potential…
Razz: I agree Ross, and it’s good to see you have finally come along on the Smark and Smoley bandwagon!
Ross: Um, no Razz, I was talking about Uncle Entity and Mercury.
Razz: Oh. Well, then lets go to the ring!
UNCLE ENTITY & MERCURY vs. BRAD SMOLEY & SMARK Entity and Mercury get an impressive win. UE gets the pin after Mercury threw something in Smark’s eyes and Entity hit a brain buster. WINNERS in 4:59 Uncle Entity & Mercury Ross: Another no-nonsense appearance by Smark and Smoley, but it didn’t seem to help them in the least. Those two just don’t seem to get it.
Razz: It’ll click one day, until then, I guess I will have to give you credit, Entity and Mercury did look pretty good as a team. Hey Ross, speaking of teams, is there any way these next six guys can possibly get along for a whole match?
Ross: Well to say there are personality conflicts in this one is an understatement. LD Williams is not happy about teaming with Endo and Morte, Semaj B doesn’t trust Attitude Adjuster, I’ll tell ya, this match could explode!
LD WILLIAMS, ENDO & MORTE vs. SEMAJ B, THIM REYNOLDS & ATTITUDE ADJUSTERAA and LDW start off and go face to face in the middle of the ring, spewing venom in one another's direction, and both men open up with punches. They trade twelve to fifteen punches, back and forth, before AA works in a knee to the gut to take control. AA sends LDW to the ropes and gets a hip toss. Again, and AA gets a backdrop. AA pulls up LDW, pulls him to the corner and tags in Semaj, who wants a piece of Williams. SB kicks LDW in the ribs, and instead of getting out, AA goes to the heel corner and slaps both Endo and Morte, drawing them into the ring. The ref can only hold back Endo, and Morte slides under AA and dropkicks SB, breaking that up. Thim comes in and takes down Morte with a back elbow, and now the ref comes to this side of the ring to restrain the AYUFF team. This allows Endo to hit AA with a boot, but TR clotheslines Endo over the top. LDW is waiting for Endo to turn around, but before he can do anything, SB comes off the top with a missile dropkick, sending LDW to the floor and AYUFF stands tall in the ring. The heels regroup and the ref calls LDW back in since he is legal. SB takes him down with an arm drag, and goes back to the corner and tags AA back in. AA stomps LDW down a bit, scoop slam, and tags in TR. TR drops an elbow, pulls him up, and tries his version of the sleeper, but LDW gets a side suplex to break that and desperately tags in Endo. Endo pounds away on TR, but TR fights back with punches. Endo stops that with an uppercut to the jaw, and SB tags himself in. He cautiously goes after Endo, and uses the ropes for some momentum for a clothesline. Endo no-sells it, so SB kicks him in the gut and tries a suplex, but Endo calmly reverses it and drops SB onto the top rope. Morte tags in with SB still on the ropes and drops an elbow on SB's head, flipping him back into the ring. Morte goes to a surfboard, and LDW reaches in and tags in. He drops an elbow onto a prone SB, still trapped in the surfboard and covers for two. LDW gets a swinging neck breaker and locks on the STF. TR has seen enough and comes in to break it up. The ref sends him back to his corner, and Endo comes in without a tag. Double suplex and Endo chokes away at SB. Ref questions the tag, and LDW claims no wrongdoing. Endo tags Morte back in. Endo slams SB down, and Morte flies in with the guillotine leg drop, and that's gotta be it. One, two, and TR saves again. Again, the ref sends TR back home, and LDW comes in with no tag this time. However, when the heel sends SB to the ropes, SB answers with a double clothesline. Those three are down, and SB is crawling to the corner. Morte tags Endo and SB tags AA, who comes in and immediately tags out to TR. TR is caught off-guard and Endo knocks him off the apron. AA gets a cheap shot in on Endo and comes in himself. TR pulls LDW to the floor and they brawl outside. AA opens up on Endo and tries the claw, but Endo counters with his own claw, and AA is in trouble. However, SB saves him with a low blow to Endo. Morte is up and stomps on SB, then tries a plancha onto TR, but gets LDW instead. TR and Morte brawl on the floor. AA pins Endo but is not legal. AA gets SB up and they set up Endo for a spike pile driver and nail him with it. TR backdrops Morte into the crowd, and rolls back in to cover Endo for a long two. LDW comes to outside, grabs a chair and slings it into the ring. AA sees this, and not to be shown up, goes out and slings another chair into the ring. AA and LDW lock eyes and rush the ring and they slug it out again. The ref has lost all control of the match, but tries to get AA and LDW out. But they trade punches until they fall thru the ropes to the floor. Meanwhile, Morte slides back in and grabs a chair. TR picks up the other chair. Morte swings at SB and TR swings at Endo, but both miss. The ref turns around and sees a member from each team brandishing weapons and throws the match out. It's a No Contest at 16:56. WINNERS in 16:56 – NO CONTEST Endo grabs the chair from Reynolds and pastes Semaj with it. But TR takes Morte's chair and decks Endo. Morte, however, kicks the chair back into TR's face. Meanwhile, two more officials run down from the back to break up LDW and AA, who are still at each other's throats on the floor. That is finally broken up, and both LDW and AA look back at the ring and see everyone laid out. They look back at each other and try to go once again, but security manages to keep them apart and get them backstage. Razz: Well, that didn’t settle anything, at all, even a little.
Ross: If anything, I think there is some real bad blood between Attitude Adjuster and LD Williams.
Razz: Well they are both seen as the enforcer types of their groups, guys like that are bound to but heads.
Ross: Attitude Adjuster is an enforcer?
Razz: Yeah, well of sorts. Anyway, what do you make of this next match?
Ross: This will be a tall order for Seraph, I think he has a ton of potential, but Razz, there is something about this guy, something that makes me uncomfortable, I wouldn’t want to spend too much time with him.
Razz: Yeah, but would you want to spend time with Moosehead Jack either?
Ross: No, Razz, no thank you. Jack is psychopathic, and Seraph is off balance a bit, this could be a SLOBBERKNOCKER!
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. SERAPHMHJ meets Seraph at the entrance ramp and they get so punch and kick happy that they spill into the crowd. Seraph takes MHJ down with a hard clothesline and even as MHJ’s skull bounces off the concrete, Seraph leg drops him. Seraph guides MHJ back towards the ring but MHJ recovers enough to elbow free and ram Seraph’s face into the steel guardrails. MHJ pounds away at his face and Seraph’s nose is a bloody mess. He dumps Seraph back to ring side, but as he straddles the guardrail, Seraph chops away at him and even yanks him off with a side suplex. Both men are down for a few moments and finally, take the action to the ring. The back of MHJ’s head is matted with blood as Seraph takes him down with a neck breaker and holds on to land a few punches. MHJ rallies back with some well-placed knees to the gut and one to the jaw before dropping Seraph with a DDT. He kicks Seraph out of the ring, and pulls up the padding. Seraph blocks the DDT attempts and back body drops Moose onto the floor. Seraph rolls in to break the ref’s count and proceeds to go for a pile driver on the exposed concrete. MHJ drops to his knees and in a unique twist, elbows Seraph in the knees, causing MHJ’s head to pop free. Seraph clubs him across the back but MHJ charges him back into the guardrail. Taking a few steps back MHJ charges and gets back body dropped into the crowd. Seraph joins him out there and they continue to punch indiscriminately, dropping concession personnel, regular security guys, a couple of trainers, and even an overzealous fan or two as they fight their way to the back. Both of their heads are busted open after various head related moves (MHJ finally hitting that concrete DDT and Seraph a face buster). The locker room empties as the back in the ring, the ref calls for the bell. WINNER in 12:09 – No Contest The Establishment and AYUFF square off, but no one throws a punch and instead attempts are made to separate the two. MHJ grazes Beast’s arm the wrong way and all hell breaks loose. Super kicks, Irish whips into walls, and all manner of offensive mannerisms reign supreme as bodies are left lying. Somewhere amidst the chaos, CTG drops Seraph with a clothesline and he and MHJ lock eyes as officials separate the groups. Ross: What a volatile situation. Razz you can just feel the tension building between those two.
Razz: This is a war of attrition between the two. They knocked out the Ministry, now it is down to who can dominate the OOWF. Both sides have some big guns. Right now, things are simmering, but I’m telling you Ross, if this explodes, it is going to tear the OOWF to pieces.
Ross: No question Razz, maybe it is in the Rick’s best interest to keep this from escalating out of control. Up next we have Niles against Beast, they were involved in the back stage altercation as well. Razz what do you make of this match?
Razz: well both men are vying for a shot at Donovan Viper’s OOWF title, AND they are smack in the middle of the Establishment- AYUFF hostilities, this one could be a wild one as well.
NILES ANDERSON vs. BEASTIntroductions are made at ringside, but neither wrestler is anywhere to be seen. The crowd is confused, the referee is confused. A couple minutes of silence, and The Rick (whiskey bottle in hand) walks down to ringside to see what’s up. There’s a murmur in the cheap seats, getting louder, then suddenly The Beast BUSTS THROUGH A CONCOURSE WALL!! He’s dragging Niles by the hair! These two look like they’ve been going at it for quite a while. Both men are bleeding heavily from deep blade jobs. We’re talking .9 Muta here. The Beast has a car muffler in his free hand, and it looks like it’s seen better days. Back at ringside, the ref looks at The Rick, and The Rick shoves him toward the ensuing fight. Instead, the ref starts a 10-count. Ref: One, two, three, four, fi… Rick: Wait, wait, wait! You can’t count them out! You haven’t started the match! Don’t you even try some douchebaggery finish like counting them out of the ring. They have to be IN the ring first to be counted OUT of the ring! The fans love this. (The Beast has Niles by the throat, choking him over the second-floor balcony railing.) Everyone who loves this, give me a Hell Yeah! Fans: Hell Yeah! Ref: Isn’t that copyrighted material? Rick: Yeah, probably. But since I can’t seem to piss off the Ultimate Warrior enough to have his legal team fight me, Stone Cold Steve Austin’s legal team will have to do. Where’s Canadian Bulldog when you need him? Ref: Who? Fans: What? Beast: Hey, is anyone watching us up here? NA: I’m about to make a stunning comeback, and we’re focused on The Rick? NA knees Beast in the groin, and both men topple over the balcony to the floor, crashing through the Sistine Chapel Announce Table. New Pope Benedict XVI, making his first public appearance, pokes Beast in the eyes, kicks Niles in the groin and gives the DX salute to the crowd. The OOWF chances at a network contract take yet another hit. By now the ref has made his way to Beast and Niles, trying to heard them back into the ring. Instead, Beast and Niles make a right turn at the concession stand, where Niles crashes Beast’s head into the hot dog machine. Relish to the eyes of Beast! Beast stumbles to the T-shirt stand. Niles, sensing victory, grabs an Attitude Adjuster T-shirt and pulls it over Beast’s head. A perfect fit! Beast sees himself in the mirror and freaks out, power bombing Niles on a replica Chris Alt life-size action figure. The fight eventually moves into the women’s locker room, because all brawls must do so. We find Sexy Female Journalists #7, 22, 35, 46 and 212 helping each other read the OOWF Weekly magazine in their lingerie. Niles asks #22 and 46 out on a date, 212 receives the Club of Death from Beast, and #7 and #35 start a pillow fight for no apparent reason. The Rick watches this from the big screen in the arena and calls for the bell. Rick: I can deal with wild brawls, I can deal with concession stands destroyed, I can even deal with the Pope doing a crotch chop. But I will not have this company degrade itself into a craptacular Diva Search competition! In well, who knows really, this bout is ruled NO CONTEST! Ross: Um, well I really don’t know what to say about all that.
Razz: it was nice to see the Rick make an appearance.
Ross: I think there was a rain delay in the Reds – Pirates game. That match was what you call bowling shoe ugly, but we can’t ALWAYS have 5-star classics
Razz: Why not? I did.
Ross: Right, Razzmaniac. Anyway, our next match features another guy who is gunning for Viper’s world title, and Razz, I think it is about time he got a shot!
Razz: I agree Ross, GimmickMan has been overlooked lately; a win against Blade would look good in his argument for a title shot. Of course, a win here would help Blade get back into the mix
Ross: Blade has been struggling as of late; let’s see how he fares tonight
GIMMICKMAN vs. BLADE Gimmick continues his hot streak, beating Blade in just under ten minutes. Blade dominated early on, keeping Gimmick down with kicks and judo moves. The tide turned when Blade tried a top rope moonsault to the outside. Gimmick moved at the last moment and Blade slammed onto the metal entrance ramp. Gimmick wasted not time in rolling the dazed Blade back into the ring, locking on the STF and getting a submission. WINNER in 9:04 GimmickMan The ring is set-up with a red carpet, and in the center of the ring are two black leather recliners and a banner hangs above the ring that says "PRIME TIME LIVE". "Face to Face" by Sevendust hits and Chris Alt makes his way out to the ring wearing a bright red button-up shirt with a red and white striped tie and khaki pants. Chris goes from corner to corner, posing for the fans, before he finally takes the mic and settles into one of the leather reclinersCA: Well first of all I guess I need to thank our gracious general manager the Rick for allowing me to present you with the most exciting new quarter-hour segment in sports entertainment today... welcome to PRIME TIME LIVE! Now, I've got a match coming up in a little while against one of the most sensational new rookies to set foot in the OOWF... a guy who very nearly got me to tap out to his D-Tuner a few weeks ago during that triple threat match... I'm talking about Firechild. Yeah, I'll be dealing with the kid here in a little bit. But I've got other issues on my mind right now. You see, there's a little pay-per-view coming up this weekend. You may have heard about it... Blood on the Walls? Do anything for ya? Well, it's come to my attention that Donovan Viper has ducked me yet AGAIN and has instead started an issue with Underdawg. So it looks like I'll have to be a little more patient as I wait for my title shot. And sure, Canadian Dragon promised me a match if he manages to win the title at Blood on the Walls, and that's terrific of him. But let's face it, Dragon winning that match isn't a sure thing, and I like to EARN my title shot. So bearing in mind that I want to EARN a title shot, and I have nothing going on for the pay-per-view this Sunday, I started looking around the locker room to see who ELSE needed something to do at Blood on the Walls. And then I realized there's one guy who feels like he has as much to prove as I do. I don't like this guy. Not one iota. But he's taken me to my limit several times, and as much as I dislike him, I also respect him. Ladies and gentlemen and Donovan Viper, my special guest this evening, my archnemesis... "the Specimen" Niles Anderson!!
*Niles music hits and he makes his way to the ring. Alt doesn't even bother to stand, and instead motions for Niles to take a seat. Niles looks torn between decking Alt and sitting down, and he finally sits in the other recliner* CA: Niles, it was mighty big of you to come on my show, thanks for coming out. NA: I think you and I can skip the small talk, Alt. The fans see right through it. If you're officially challenging me at Blood on the Walls, you're ON. And this time, your little crippled girlfriend won't be there to help you.CA: *chuckles condescendingly* Oh, but you're right, Niles. She won't even be in the arena this Sunday, I'm sad to say. She's in rehab, you know. Finally starting to walk again. Looks like she'll recover from that Steed-D-T you gave her a few months ago after all. But I digress... anyway, I wanted to give you a chance to win this time-- -- so instead of an ambulance match, I've got the Rick to book us in a different kind of match. NA: Name it, punk. CA: It's going to be a cage match. NA: Ha ha ha ha ha! Are you serious? Are you really stupid enough to challenge me to a cage match? CA: Not just ANY cage match, Niles... this is a very special cage match. The winner of THIS cage match is going to be the number one contender for the OOWF championship. NA: *laughs with glee* A number one contenders match?? All I have to do is beat YOU? Oh, Alt, you retard. I'm going to slap your little pansy ass around, climb my ass out of that cage, and I'll be wearing the OOWF title before summer's here. CA: Actually, Niles... no. You can't do that. If you climb out of the cage, you lose. NA: What are you talking about? CA: I'm talking about not being a pussy, Niles. You climb out of the cage, and what does that prove? That you're too scared to stay in the cage and fight? NA: Fine. I'll STILL beat your ass all the way into next Christmas and win that match. CA: Well, sure, after the other guy is gone—NA: Other guy?? WHAT other guy? What are you talking about, Alt? CA: I'm talking about the other participant in the match, Niles. We're not the only two guys around here worthy of a title shot, you know. NA: You son of a bitch!! You ruin EVERYTHING for me! WHO? WHO IS HE? CA: Well--
*Alt is cut off by Mark Vander's music. Vander hits the ring to a mixed reaction and gets right in Niles's face* MV: It's an elimination style cage match, Anderson. Which means you'll be fighting me AND Chris at the same time. And escaping the cage gets you nothing but an automatic DQ. NA: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, Alt? This is bulls**t! I'm going to the Rick about this! I'm going- MV: Oh, quit crying, you sound like a little bitch. CA: Welcome to my show, Mark. MV: Thanks, Chris. Too bad I'll be stomping BOTH of your asses this Sunday. CA: Oh, yeah... well, Mark, there's a little something I might have forgotten to tell you...
*NA and MV both look distraught at this* CA: See, I was in the back watching the show from last week, and I was REALLY impressed with Blackdragon's performance. So I went to the Rick and made it a Fatal 4-Way Elimination Style #1 Contender's No Escape Cage Match. Sorry about forgetting to tell you that. MV: What the he--
*Blackdragon's music hits and BD hits the ring to a huge pop, he shakes hands with Alt and takes the mic, but NA sucker punches CA and MV attacks BD. NA turns his attention to BD, and CA rolls out of the ring, and the camera catches him saying "f**k this, I have a match" and heading backstage. The other three brawl for a few minutes before referees break them up*Ross: WOW! What a bombshell Razz! Alt vs. Anderson vs. Vander vs. Dragon for the #1 contender spot, INSIDE A STEEL CAGE! It doesn’t get much better than that!
Razz: That’ll be a helluva match Ross, that is assuming Blackdragon survives against SoulDragon tonight. Both men have something to prove.
Ross: This has been coming for a while; this will be a no frills, physical contest.
BLACKDRAGON vs. SOULDRAGONBlackdragon stays in the ring, after SoulDragon makes his way to the ring they circle and BD shoots in with the double leg. SD blocks it and maneuvers BD into a quick pinning predicament. BD re-counters into a seated waist lock and muscles SD up before driving him back down. SD manages an escape and the fists start flying. SD takes control and whips BD sternum first into the turnbuckles. He then sets BD on the top rope and grabs him by the neck. With a running start SD nearly breaks BD’s neck after pulling him into a neck breaker. BD barely kicks out at 2 and SD stomps and pounds away. Once on his feet, BD ducks a clothesline and staggers SD with a kick to the gut that drops him to one knee. BD smashes his knee into SD’s temple and then gets a two count after a high leg drop. Back to their feet and the exchange an even number of punches and chops before SD goes low with a kick to the shin. BD retaliates with one to the knee. SD avoids another kick then throws one of his own, but BD catches it, yanks SD closer and hits a Taz-approved capture suplex. SD to close to the ropes and BD opts to pull him into the middle of the ring and drop a pair of elbow drops to his knee. He drags SD back to his feet but SD rakes the eyes, head butts him, knees him in the gut, then drops him with a jumping elbow to the back of the neck. SD looks to run the ropes, but BD picks the ankle while still on the mat and immediately snatches a waist lock. SD elbows his way out of a German Suplex attempt, then drops BD with a Flat liner. Cover only gets two and SD hurls BD through the middle and top ropes onto the floor. As he removes the monitors from the Puerto Rican announce table, BD recovers and catches him with a clothesline to the back of the head. He pounds away at SD on the floor until SD tugs him forward head first into the edge of the table. BD stumbles back and SD hits an STO on the outside. He rolls BD back into the ring then hops onto the apron. As BD slowly gets to one knee, SD springs from the apron, to the top rope and catches a rising BD with a scissors kick. BD manages to put his foot and the rope and SD bangs his head into the mat a few times before kicking him in the mouth. SD attempts a Dragon Sleeper, but BD fights out of it before it’s locked, ducks an SD jumping spin kick and manages to hoist his pupil up into a military press. From there, he hits a gut buster, holds SD across his knee and muscles him into a gut wrench power bomb for 2. BD immediately sets up for another power bomb, but SD takes him over with a hurricarana. SD then runs right into a BD shoulder tackle. BD whips SD into the corner and charges in. SD elevates over him, but BD catches him with an Alabama slam and even with a stacked pin only gets 2. BD goes to work on the leg with various knee locks, stomps, elbows, and even more heelish tactics of using the ropes. SD is visible limping but continues fighting even managing to set BD up for the OMEN DRIVER~!!! BD blocks however, so SD trips him and drives his face into the mat. SD slow on the cover and BD kicks out at 2. BD doesn’t give SD a chance to go on the offensive and immediately attacks the knee again in earnest. SD manages to roll out of a DRAGON LOCK~!!! attempt however, and knocks BD into the corner. He charges in and BD hot shots him overhead. SD lands on his good leg and kicks BD away with his bad one. SD takes a seat and as BD turns around, grabs his head for the tornado DDT. BD punches free, then climbs up next to him, and hooks SD. Jumping off the middle rope he catches SD with a super knee breaker. Even as SD favors the leg, BD snatches hold and drives the knee into the mat before dragging him to the center of the ring and applying the DRAGON LOCK~!!! SD fights the pressure but the pain is too great and he taps out. BD offers his hand and SD slaps it away. He attempts to stand and immediately grimaces in pain, as he is unable to put any weight on the leg. BD gets a concerned look on his face as the ref signals for the EMTs. WINNER in 22:28 Blackdragon Ross: Razz, you hate to see an athlete go down, especially after a match like that.
Razz: here’s hoping it is just something minor, but Ross, I’m no doctor, but I didn’t like the way that leg buckled.
Ross: I agree Razz, we’ll update SoulDragon’s condition as soon as we get information. I will say this, Blackdragon impressed me, I hear he is gunning for Johnny Adrenaline’s Intercontinental title, I have no doubts he can win it.
Razz: Boy Ross, you really hate Johnny Adrenaline don’t you?
Ross: That’s a separate matter entirely. Razz, I know Stank is a massive man, but I would not want to be in his shoes tonight, UnderDawg is an angry man after his disciple Donovan Viper turned on him last week
Razz: But Stank is a smart man, he will turn UnderDawg’s anger against him, I am predicting an upset here.
STANK vs. UNDERDAWGStank hits the ring, but UD is nowhere to be found. Then the lights dim, spooky lighting hits and smoke fills the arena. Stank faces the entry ramp, ready for battle. But UD doesn’t appear. Suddenly Stank is tapped on the shoulder. He turns, startled to see UD behind him. But he goes nose-to-nose with the big Dawg. Serious bad mouth going on here. Finally Stank throws a right and we’re a-clubbering Tony, we’re a-clubbering!! Dawg gets the upper hand and Stank bails. UD follows Stank outside, grabs him front behind and resumes the attack. Snake eyes on the crowd barrier. Leg drop on the floor! Dawg has the early advantage, but Stank keeps coming back. Dawg whips Stank toward the ring steps, but Stank reverses and slams UD into the steps. That breaks the momentum, and Stank rolls into the ring. UD rolls back in; Stank lays the boots to him. Stank backs off, but UD keeps getting up. Man, neither man is going down easy. They’re nose-to-nose again! Stank holds up an arm, looks like a test of strength. UD accepts, and what a struggle, UD…no, it’s Stank, UD comes back, Stank revives, UD again with the advantage, Stank with a kick to the gut to break the hold! Quick DDT! THAT turned the tide. Stank whips UD into the corner…BIG SPLASH! But somehow UD stays up, so Stank backs up, running start, another BIG SPLASH! UD slumps in the corner but won’t go down! Stank turns for a third attempt, running start but UD dodges and Stank careens into the turnbuckles. The ring shifted a good six inches!!! Stank stumbles out of the corner and walks into a Choke Slam. This could be it! Cover, 1, 2, thr…no, Stank kicked out of the Choke Slam! UD is shocked, and stares at the ref. Stank pokes UD in the eyes, then gets up himself. UD stumbles across the ring, then back, Stank ducks up and hits the PU!!!! This could be it! 1, 2, thr…no, UD kicks out! Johnny Ace, we love thee! It’s Stank’s turn to argue with the ref. With Stank’s attention diverted, UD comes from behind and locks in the Dawgmission!!!! When was the last time we saw that from UD!!! He pulls Stank to the middle of the ring. Stank struggles, but he has nowhere to go. Stank’s fighting, flailing for the ropes…he taps!! Stank taps to the Dawgmission!!! WINNER in 10:29 UnderDawg Razz: well Stank put up a hell of a fight. He took the Dawg to the limit, but in the end, Dawg looked impressive getting the submission win
Ross: I was shocked to see Stank tap, but sometimes it is better to live and fight another day.
Razz: That may be the case in our next match. I am not sure who to favor here Ross, Canadian Dragon is lighter and can climb the ladder easier, but Capslock is a monster, he could crush Dragon and take all the time he needs to climb the ladder!
Ross: I think this favors Dragon, but not by much really, this is really a clash in styles, my money is on Dragon, but Capslock moves very well for a big man
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. FF CAPSLOCK – Ladder MatchCapslock goes for a spear to start but Dragon backdrops him to the outside. He goes to follow up with a suicide dive, but FFC ducks and Dragon flies into the crowd. Capslock makes a try for the ladder in the chaos, but Dragon springs over the guardrail and see-saws it into FFC's jaw as the match starts proper. Dragon attacks FFC in the corner, but gets bulldogged for his troubles. FFC again goes for the spear, and CD simply ducks as FFC goes sliding out of the ring. Dragon then hits a perfect tope con hilo, and then springs off the guardrail with a modified Dragonsault. Dragon brings a ladder into the ring but FFC shoves it in his face. FFC makes use of the ladder, fighting off the Dragon with it and then dropping it on him. FFC goes to hit Dragon with the ladder but Dragon ducks and somehow manages to hit a German suplex while the much larger FFC is holding the ladder. Dragon tries to climb, but FFC catches him, so Dragon calmly takes him down with an arm bar. FFC fights out of it and reverses the hold into a Death Valley driver. He picks up Dragon and tosses him into the ropes, but Dragon springs off the top rope and clotheslines him. Dragon gets the ladder back and sets it up in the corner, whipping FFC into it. He tries to follow with a spear, but gets flap jacked into the ladder for his troubles. FFC tries a spear of his own, but Dragon remembers what happened to him and FFC goes crashing into the ladder. CD follows with the stinger splash into the ladder, and he's left alone with the ladder. Up he goes, but FFC tries to hit him with a ladder. It misses and the ladder gets wedged into the main one, making a ramp. Dragon then comes off the ladder with a hurricarana attempt, but it gets reversed into a power bomb by FFC. FFC slowly climbs the ladder and starts to gloat, but Dragon pops up and runs UP that ramp to knock FFC off with a Dragon kick! Dragon manages to land on the ladder and pulls down the briefcase and wins the match at 15:22. WINNER in 15:22 Canadian Dragon Ross: What a match! Another spectacular example of what makes OOWF so special! I will put our athletes up against anyone, anywhere
Razz: That was something, I thought Capslock had it, give Dragon a world of credit, he stood his own against the big man. Ross, I know you are looking forward to this next match
Ross: Absolutely Razz, I have said it before, Chris Alt is the future of the OOWF, this kid has a world of potential, if he ever gets a fair chance at Donovan Viper, we will have a new world champion
Razz: That’s not to take anything away from Firechild either, he hasn’t gotten off to the greatest of starts, but he also has a ton of potential
Ross: I agree Razz; he is another one that, with a little seasoning, will be a star in the OOWF for as long as he chooses.
CHRIS ALT vs. FIRECHILDCA and FC start off with an even exchange of headlock take downs, and single leg sweeps, before FC misses an elbow drop. CA initiates the fisticuffs, but FC out slugs him and whips him into the ropes. CA ducks the clothesline, rebounds off the ropes but catches an arm drag for his troubles. FC works the arm bar for a few seconds, but CA manages to scissor the head and roll him up for two. CA takes the advantage and sends FC into the corner. CA hits a flying forearm that staggers FC, then a running bulldog for 2. FC ducks and wild swing and catches CA with a high and tight back suplex. FC goes to work on the neck with a few headlocks and neck vises before hitting an inside to outside stun gun on CA. FC with the sling shot elbow drop to the neck gets a two and he immediately grabs a vicious chin lock. CA battles through it but is taken down with a sleeper drop. FC presses his advantage by rolling CA into a front face lock and hitting a brain buster suplex. He goes for the D-TUNER~!!! but CA fights it and gets into the ropes before he can be turned. CA kicks him away and explodes from the mat with forearm to the head. FC gets up to be taken down with a high drop kick. Cartwheel/moonsault gets CA a two and the pace quickens as CA reverses and arm drag with one of his own and baseball slides FC out of the ring. Delayed hang time somersault plancha connects. CA brings FC in and drops him with a swinging neck breaker. FC fights back after the two count and gains the advantage only to have CA slip past him and attempt a SPINAL CONTUSION~!!! FC quickly grabs the ropes and kicks away at CA’s knees. Low drop kick takes CA down and FC alternates between knee drops to the back and elbows to the neck. CA pulls himself up and manages to back body drop FC to the apron. FC staggers CA with a few punches, but CA ducks the springboard clothesline and catches FC on the rebound with a super kick. Both are down until 7 and from there begin slugging away. CA’s kick is ducked this time and FC nails him with a one-legged spine buster. Still holding the leg, he maneuvers into the D-TUNER~!!! and CA barely makes the ropes. FC shakes his head and after a back breaker sends CA to the ropes. CA hops over FC in the exchange. FC ducks a kick, CA ducks a clotheslines, FC catches CA’s boot to the gut and sweeps him down. Attempts the D-TUNER~!!! again but CA manages to kick him away. FC charges in blindly and CA toe trips him into the second turnbuckle. FC staggers into a double leg take down and CA rolls him up with a jack knife pin and keeps the shoulders trapped with FC’s own knees for the win. WINNER in 22:59 Chris Alt Ross: Razz, I am still trying to catch my breath, that was spectacular!
Razz: That was a helluva match, I am impressed with Firechild, he matched Alt shot for shot until the end and came up just a little short.
Ross: There will be more chances for Firechild, just like I think there will be a lot of chances for one of our next competitors Concrete TG. After tonight, Concrete will finally be free of Moosehead Jack and can move on to take a shot at the world title, or take his title back from that miserable Johnny Adrenaline.
Razz: There you go again hatin’ on Johnny. Let’s not forget about the other competitor in this match, Mark Vander, he has a new aggressive streak that is very impressive, I think people will start taking him seriously again.
Ross: As well they should, Vander is a phenomenal talent.
MARK VANDER vs. CONCRETE TGVander comes to the ring with his entire entourage: Missy, Alex AND the two new security guards. Concrete isn’t too sure about this, but stands in the middle of the ring as Vander gets ready. The two lock up and Vander with a quick knee to the gut, whip to the ropes and a spine buster! Man, what a start! Vander stands over Concrete and smack talks him. Concrete gets up to one knee, gives Vander a thumbs-up…but Vander slaps Concrete’s thumbs up! Vander definitely has a new attitude! Concrete looks at his hand, almost unbelieving, and locks up collar and elbow. The two fight for position around the ropes, and settle into a corner. Ref pulls them apart, and Vander slaps Concrete in the face! What’s gotten into Vander! Wait a second, Concrete just slapped Vander back! And the brawl is on, folks! Both men down, trading punches, they fall out of the ring. Vander pulls Concrete up and rams him into the ring post! More kicks and punches, and then Vander grabs a chair! He swings, but connects only with the ring post! That could have been Concrete’s head! Concrete is dazed, but rolls back into the ring. Halfway in, Vander grabs TG’s leg and whips it around the ring post. He could have broken his knee! Missy Lane distracts the ref, and Vander whips Concrete’s leg around the post twice more. Figure Four Leg lock around the ring post!!! He could break Concrete’s leg! Maybe Concrete does break! Finally the ref turns back to the action and forces Vander to break the hold, but damage is done. For the next 10 minutes Vander lays into Concrete’s bad wheel. During this time Moosehead Jack walks halfway own the entrance ramp to watch the action. Vander goes for the Figure Four again, but Concrete kicks him off. Concrete only has a second respite, however, as Missy rakes the eyes of Concrete. Looks like Concrete’s had enough of this. He rolls out of the ring, grabs a chair and is chasing Missy! The chase is on around the ring, and up the ramp MHJ looks very happy. Missy hides behind Vander’s two new large associates, but it looks like Concrete’s ready to crack both of them with the chair. MHJ’s urging Concrete on, but Concrete won’t pull the trigger. From behind, Vander hits THE DEAL BREAKER DDT!!! The ref’s busy clearing out the ringside, and Vander takes advantage with THE DEAL BREAKER ON THE STEEL CHAIR ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! Concrete’s busted open and out cold. Vander rolls Concrete’s limp body into the ring, calls for the ref. 1, 2, 3!! What an upset!!!! WINNER in 19:17 Mark Vander Ross: Well I just don’t understand that at all, Vander has a wealth of talent, and he has to resort to a cheap tactic to get the win.
Razz: I am as surprised as you Ross; I thought Vander had a chance to win that match without any kind of help. It’ll be interesting to see what is going on inside his head in the next few weeks.
Ross: Up next we have the semi-finals of the OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament. To recap, Camby and O’Neil got here by beating UnderDawg and Donovan Viper, then revealed their alliance with Viper and proceeded to beat down the UnderDawg. In the other quarterfinal, Outback Jack and GatorBait went through hell to get a win over Moosehead Jack and Concrete TG
Razz: On the other side of things, Hellion and Corax advanced using a con-chair-to to fell FF Capslock and Stank; the other side featured Revolution XX defeating the new team of Microplay and JW Westgaard.
Ross: I cannot imagine Jack and Gator are 100% after last week’s match, Razz I think Camby and O’Neil continue their run.
Razz: Jack and Gator are tough as they come, I think they keep on going and score the win.OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament Semi-Finals
HARPER CAMBY & TOMMY O’NEIL vs. OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAITMatch was brutal; Gator was busted open very early in the match and lost A LOT of blood throughout the match. Gator and O’Neil are in the ring TO is peppering Gator with jabs, Gator can hardly defend himself. Outside the ring Camby and Jack are trying to kill each other. Camby rakes the eyes and tosses Jack onto the Sicilian Announce Table. Inside the ring, TO continues to toy with Gator, TO winds up for the lethal left hook, he swings, but Gator manages to duck! Gator grabs TO and tries to twist him into a CHOMP but TO pushes Gator to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. On the outside, Camby is on the table; he pulls Jack to his feet and lifts him for a power bomb. At the very height of the move, Jack shifts his weight slightly and escapes. Both men crash down through the table to the concrete floor below. Camby’s head bounces off the floor with a sickening thud. A piece of broken table gouges a chunk of Jack’s arm out. Somehow, Jack musters the strength to lock on a cross face amid the wreckage on an unconscious Camby. Inside the ring, TO mounts Gator and pounds away. O’Neil decides to end it and goes for the Styles clash. As TO lifts Gator, he fights it, using the last of his strength; Gator reverses the Styles clash and hits a CHOMP! OH MY GOD, HE KILLED TOMMY! Gator drags himself over to TO, drapes his arm across his chest, the ref makes the dramatic three count, it’s over! WINNERS in 38:37 Outback Jack & GatorBait Ross: MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! Outback Jack and GatorBait are going to the finals, but will there be anything left?
Razz: That was a gut check if I ever saw one, it took absolutely everything they had to get that win, we will see next week how fast these guys are at healing themselves.
Ross: I am really looking forward to this one, Revolution XX and Hellion and Corax are two of the fastest teams in the OOWF, this one should be a highflying match.
HELLION & CORAX vs. REVOLUTION XXLots of highflying action from these two speedy teams. Hellion and Corax dominate early, but Revolution XX turn the tables when Corax has Coolname up for a suplex and EOM charges in and chop blocks his knee. EOM and CrC take turns working over Corax knee. Coolname locks on the figure four, and EOM baits Hellion to come in the ring, as the ref fights to get Hellion out of the ring, EOM leaps to the top rope and lands a frog splash across Corax leg, nearly breaking it in the process. Hellion and Corax manage to regain the advantage, Hellion is outside the ring with EOM, Corax is inside with Carl, Corax plants Coolname with a tornado DDT. Coolname is out. As he is about to make the cover, FF Capslock and Stank make their way half way down the ramp. Corax limps to the ropes and begins to argue with FFC and Stank. On the other side, Hellion runs down the apron and tries a flying clothesline on EOM, just before he makes contact; EOM swings a chair and slams Hellion on top of the head. Hellion falls to the floor, out cold. EOM slides back into the ring and gets Carl to his feet, they wait for Corax, as he turns around and takes one step, they destroy him with Total Revolution. Carl makes the cover, the ref counts three. WINNERS in 21:19 Revolution XX After the match Stank and FFC come to the ring and DESTROY Hellion and Corax. Stank crushes Hellion with a splash on the outside, FFC power bombs Corax inside the ring. Stank slips into the ring and adds a splash to the prone Corax as FFC climbs the ropes, what is he doing? OH MY GOD! FFC hits a moonsault on Corax. Corax convulses. The two heels slip outside the ring and grab Hellion. Stank rams Hellion face first into the ring post, FFC grabs Hellions arms and holds him tight against the ring post, Stank gets a full head of steam and splashes Hellion crushing him against the steel. Hellion collapses to the floor and coughs up blood. Satisfied with their handiwork, Stank and Capslock make their way to the back while EMT’s rush to the scene. Ross: Now WHY? Why do Stank And Capslock feel the need to attack a team after they just spent twenty grueling minutes in the ring? That shows a complete lack of respect in my book.
Razz: Well Ross, the only thing I can say is it makes more sense to sneak attack a tired team than a fresh team. Ok Ross, it’s time for some HOT CONTRACT SIGNING ACTION!(As the chaos is cleared, GM the Rick makes his way to the ring holding two clip boards and a pen, the Rick grabs the mic and explains)TR: Ok, so management wants me to end the Concrete TG Moosehead Jack feud before it gets out of control. So you two are going to come out and sign the contracts that will end hostilities for at least six months
(MHJ comes out first to the overwhelming boos of the crowd, grabs the clipboard and signs. Moose slumps in a corner and waits on Concrete)
(Concrete comes to the ring next, the crowd erupts. Concrete gets to the ring and takes a clip board, as soon as he does, Jack starts.MHJ: Well there ya are, you damn coward. I’ll bet you went to management crying like a little girl, seeing as how you are afraid to fight me again. You damn coward, you make me sick. This is what you want? You need management to protect you from me.
(Concrete glares at Moose and signs the contract and flips off Jack)
Jack shakes with rage, then begins to laugh. “Hey the Rick, so now, are these contracts fool proof or what?”TR: Yeah, according to the home office, they are 100% iron clad, you two can not touch each other.
(MHJ begins to laugh)CTG: What the hell is so funny? You didn’t get what you want Moose, I am going to be world champion, and there is NOTHING you can do about it.MHJ: Is that so? Well Concrete, take a good look at the contract you just signed. Go ahead. See it? You dumb son of a bitch, see this is what makes us different, you think with your heart, not your brain. You were so eager to get one up on me that you didn’t even see what you signed. Take a look Concrete, right there your signature, on a match, between us, at Blood on the Walls, I win, we team for six months, you win, THEN I can’t touch you for six months. And it is set in stone. See Concrete, I ALWAYS get what I want, trust me. (Jack drops the mic and leaves)
(Concrete and the Rick look at the contract, the Rick shakes his head and leaves the ring, Concrete is furious. Concrete stares at the mat for a moment then storms out of the ring to the back)Ross: I cannot believe what I just saw! At Blood on the Walls it’s Moosehead Jack versus Concrete TG! Damn that Jack!
Razz: Man, you cannot let your guard down for a second with that guy. But, if Concrete wins, we are basically where we would be tonight, right Ross?
Ross: Yes, I suppose, but if Jack wins, they have to team for SIX MONTHS! I cannot imagine!
Razz: Up next we have one of your favorites Ross, Johnny Adrenaline defends his title against JW Westgaard!
Ross: Well I hope Johnny takes Westgaard lightly, I hope he thinks ahead to his match at Blood on the Walls, when he does, Westgaard will come out as the NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion!
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. JW WESTGAARDWestgaard jumps Adrenaline at the bell, immediately putting the champ on the defensive. JWW pounds JA in the corner, down to the mat, and then stomps away, forcing JA to roll out to the floor. But JWW follows and clotheslines him down from behind, and JA's face bounces off the floor. JWW pulls JA up, who is sporting a busted up nose (hard way). JWW sends JA to the railing and follows with a clothesline putting the champ into the front row. As JWW plays to the crowd, JA slowly climbs back to ringside, but trips on the rail coming back over. One fan reaches down and takes a swing at JA while another tosses a beer on him. JA obviously thinks to himself, "What would Gary Sheffield do?" JA opts for a weak shove at one guy and security hits the scene to break up the disturbance before it escalates any further. Meanwhile, JWW comes from behind and sends JA to the post. JWW rolls JA in, drops an elbow, and gets a two count. JWW follows with a leg drop, and another, and gets another two count. JA goes to the eyes to take over and sends JWW to the ropes. But JA ducks too early and JWW kicks him smack dab in the face, sending blood up toward the lights. JWW gets a belly-to-belly suplex for another two. Relentless, JWW stays on the attack, setting up JA for a Death Valley Driver, but JA twists out of that and gets a rollup for two. JA gets up, and JWW takes him right back down with a clothesline. JA crawls to the corner. JWW charges, but JA moves and catches JWW on the rebound with a big German suplex, and both guys are down. JA gets to his feet first and stomps at the back. He pulls JWW up and sends him to the corner with a hard Irish Whip. JA rolls to the floor and pulls JWW to the post with a bow and arrow, which the ref has to break, and does. JA pulls JWW to the floor and slams him on the mats. Then JA pulls back the mats, and slams him again. JA rolls in to catch his breath, and the ref starts a count. JWW is up and rolls back in at six. JA hits a backbreaker and fluidly transitions into a sharpshooter, but JWW is at the ropes and the ref has to break. JA pulls JWW to the middle and tries again, but this time JWW rolls him up for a long two. JA pops right up and stiffly kicks JWW in the head, pulls him up, and appears to set up for a pile driver, JWW tries to backdrop out, but JA holds on with a sunset flip for a very long two. JA thinks he's won, but the ref tells him otherwise. While they argue, JWW regains his senses and plows JA with a shoulder block. JA is up and JWW hits him again. Up one more time, and JWW charges, but JA pulls the ref into the way and JWW creams him. As JWW pulls himself up, JA comes from behind with a low blow. JA, seeing the referee down, goes to the floor and to his golf bag. JA grabs a club and goes back to the ring, but sets it on the apron and stops. JA notices JWW's hockey stick behind the golf bag, and grabs it also. JA takes the stick and pretends to swing it like a golf club on the floor a few times, not understanding the style. However, he showboats too long and on another backswing, JWW grabs the stick from in the ring. JA can't believe it, and each man reads the other one's mind. JA hurries for his golf club; both men swing their weapons simultaneously and clobber each other. Both guys fall down, JWW in the ring and JA on the floor. The referee comes to, sees both men down, the hockey stick in the ring, the golf club on the floor, and having seen nothing, has no choice but to count. JWW stirs at seven, but JA is out cold on the floor. JWW pulls himself up at eight, but can't get around to trying to get Johnny back into the ring before the ref counts him out at 12:40. Winner: J.W. Westgaard by count out, Johnny Adrenaline retains the IC Title. Ross: I am not surprised in the least, Johnny is probably happy as can be with this decision, he gets his butt handed to him, but manages to retain the title.
Razz: Well, sometimes it is better to be lucky than good, or something like that.
Ross: well one of these days Johnny’s luck is going to run out, I just hope I am there to see it.
Razz: This could be the night Donovan Viper’s luck runs out, Microplay has been on fire here as of late, could we have a new champion tonight?
Ross: We sure could Razz, Viper will be looking over his shoulder all the time now that he has crossed the UnderDawg. Donovan Viper was paranoid before this; I cannot imagine what he will be like now.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. MICROPLAYMicroplay is in the ring as Donovan Viper makes his way down the entrance ramp, flanked by Camby & O’Neil. DV slides in the ring as referee Delirious Denny Davidson rings the bell, but he is immediately followed in to the ring by Camby & O’Neill and the 3 men commence the beat down. The ref tries to separate the men and claim some semblance of order, but receives HANGOVER from O’Neil and a DOMINATOR from Camby. DV then KO’s Micro with a SIDEWINDER and all 3 men leave the ring to get steel chairs. Camby and O’Neil get theirs from the ring announcer and timekeeper, respectively; DV has to fight with the fan in the front row wearing the #7 “Ron Mexico” jersey for his. All 3 men slide back in with chairs in hand, as DV brings Micro to his feet. DV delivers a Guillotine on the chair, and as soon as Micro pops up on the rebound, Camby & O’Neil deliver a picture-perfect Con-Chair-To. Micro is now severely gushing blood from each side of his face and is clenching at his throat trying to breathe. Just then, the lights go out… BONG BONG WOOF… Underdawg is in the ring!… he starts cleaning house with a fury of punches to Camby & O’Neil as DV slides out of the ring. UD hits Camby with a CHOKESLAM, taking him out of the picture, but O’Neil slowly recovers and drops UD with a low blow. DV slithers back in the ring to help O’Neil continue the beat down of UD, when Canadian Dragon explodes to the ring from out of the crowd! DV slides back out of the ring, leaving O’Neil to take the pummeling from CD. CD drops him with a thrust kick, climbs to the top, and hits a DRAGONSAULT! UD does a zombie-sit-up and stares at DV who is backing his way up the entrance ramp WINNER – No Contest Ross: What the hell was that? Microplay didn’t even have a chance in that match! I hope GM the Rick sees his way fit to give Microplay an immediate rematch, that was just not right!
Razz: I agree Ross, let’s hope the Rick does the right thing and gets this guy a rematch as soon as possible.
Ross: that’s all the time we have this week! For Razz, I’m Ross, Have a good night!
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