solly
Jobber to the Stars
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SYB
Jul 15, 2009 20:31:06 GMT -5
Post by solly on Jul 15, 2009 20:31:06 GMT -5
UPDATE S-Y-B[/u] Height - 5'7" Weight - 150lbs Physical Description: He has an Andy Kaufman build, somewhat skinny. He has pale skin and three days worth of beard growth. Spiky brown hair with wild flowing locks down the back to his shoulders. Zubaz pants, steel toe boots and a Mets Lenny Dykstra jersey. Style: Old school heel. Flips off fans, begs for timeouts, hides behind the ref, etc. Finishing Moves: The Jersey Turnpike - a swift kick to the balls when the ref isn't looking. Hebrew Hammer - Running Double Sledge to the Face Mazeltov Cocktail - Acid Drop Shylock Stunner - Stone Cold Stunner Signature Moves: Eye Rake, Eye Poke, Slap Personality Traits: Thinks he’s smarter than anyone else, is capable of crossing every line, even those forbidden by state statutes. Music: “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” by AC/DC, "Grab Them Cakes Junkyard Dog Theme (IHOP Theme) Faction: Him, Skurge and The Amnesiac are “The International House of Punishment” (IHOP).
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