OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Philadelphia, Mississippi
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. NAKAIt’s time for a grudge match a few years in the making that goes back to a history outside of the OOWF. Alexander Darling has been in the OOWF for almost two years now, but prior to his arrival here, he was a wrestler for Pro Wrestling NOAH and it was there that his path crossed with one of the best junior heavyweights in the world. Ando Nakamura, otherwise known as NAKA, was one of Poe’s acolytes in Japan and while we don’t know the full story, we do know that Alexander Darling found a way to eliminate Ando from standing in way during his quest to take Poe out. And now, 2 years later, Ando’s brutal alter ego NAKA is in the OOWF to do what he couldn’t do two years ago and that is to eliminate Alexander Darling before he can get to Poe.
The Juno Reactor mix “Control – Instrumental” kicks in and NAKA steps out from the back and onto the ramp. Naka is dressed in a black and red outfit with his face painted in a yin and yang design of black and red. The hick crowd here is all over the foreigner as they boo and throw garbage at him as he makes his way down and into the ring. He springs over the top with a somersault and then lays flat down on his stomach as he stares back up the ramp waiting for Alexander Darling’s music and entrance. The lights dim and Godsmack’s “I Stand Alone” starts to play as the Darling twins step out. Alexander is in his new attire of gold and black pants with his name down the pants leg. He cracks his neck a few times before bolting down towards the ring and sliding under the bottom rope and he comes face to face with NAKA.
And they don’t waste a second as the punches already start flying as the lights come back on and Junior Hale calls for the bell. We’re underway and AD and NAKA are trading punches while both get to their feet. It’s Alex with the early advantage as he whips NAKA into the ropes and takes him down with a flying high knee. Alex rolls NAKA to his feet as he starts firing knife hand chops that send NAKA into the corner. The fans count along as Darling fires 10 consecutive chops to NAKA’s chest and then snap mares him out of the corner before firing a hark kick right to NAKA’s spine. NAKA absorbs the blow and rolls through to his feet and he starts firing kicks to Darling’s knees. Darling falls to one knee as NAKA hits the ropes and blasts Alex dead with a SHINING ENZUGURI…NAKA makes a cover and only gets a 1 count before Alex is able to kick out.
But now NAKA is on the attack as he drags Alex up by the hair and he takes him up and over with a snap suplex. And another. And a third. And when he rolls for Alex over and up for a fourth, he twists him in mid-air and takes him down with a power bomb. He holds on in a pinning position while Hale makes the count. Darling is able to roll his shoulder at two. But NAKA stays on the offense as he starts working over the neck of Alex. He goes to lock in a triangle choke, but Alex is able to roll through and get back to a vertical base, but it doesn’t last long as AD gets taken off his feet with a beautiful STO from NAKA. And NAKA stays on the attack as he positions himself behind Alex and locks in a DRAGON SLEEPER. Taught to him by Ultimo Dragon himself, NAKA has it locked in and grapevines it. Darling is in a boatload of trouble here as Alexis is on the outside willing him to find a way out of it. Junior Hale is right there checking on AD, but Alex is refusing to give up. But he’s in serious trouble and it looks like he’s fading…Hale gets right in there and he lifts Darling’s hand…
Once…it falls lifelessly back down.
Twice…still no sign of life from Alex.
Thri…NO, Alex tries to rake NAKA’s eyes and NAKA has no choice but to release the hold. NAKA wipes at his eyes to clear the vision as Alex rolls to the outside to try and get his bearings. Once NAKA is back on his feet, he sees Alex on the outside and he gets a running start and he leaps over the top with the FOSBURY FLOP. Luckily for Alex, he sees him at the very last second and he’s able to step out of the way and NAKA splats all over the mat on the floor. And now Alexander Darling is like a shark in the water and he smells blood. He drags NAKA to his feet and whips him hard into the guardrail. He follows him in and starts firing elbows to the side of NAKA’s head. Alex tells the security guard in the corner to get out of his chair and AD places NAKA in the chair and starts slamming his head into the guardrail. Alex backs up a few steps and takes a running start with a spin…ROARING ELBOW slams into NAKA’s skull and his head pin balls into the steel guardrail.
Alex drags an almost lifeless towards the ring and he slides him in. Alex follows him in and takes him down with a scoop slam near the corner. And then AD quickly makes his way to the top turnbuckle…he goes for DARK DARLING RISING, but NAKA still has enough left and he knows it’s coming and he catches Darling coming down an locks him right in the DRAGON SLEEPER again. Alex feels it fast enough this time and he rolls backwards and gets back to his feet and he has NAKA up. AD spins NAKA around and lifts him up in the air…BRAINBUSTA!!! Alex stays on the attack as he rolls NAKA over, locks his legs, MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. And Darling still isn’t done as he rolls NAKA over once again and he makes his way to the top again…DARK DARLING RISING connects this time. He makes the cover…
ONE…
TWO…
THR…No, NAKA gets his foot on the bottom rope. Alexander is frustrated now as he tries to figure out how to finish NAKA. He lifts NAKA up onto the turnbuckles and it looks like he’s going to attempt the DEAL BREAKER, but NAKA is fighting back as he drags AD up the turnbuckle as well. Both men are slugging it out and NAKA gains the advantage with a well-timed poke to the eye. NAKA gets to his feet standing on the top turnbuckle and he jumps and grabs Alex’s head with his legs…SUPER DRAGONRANA takes Alex almost all the way across the ring. NAKA jumps over to make the cover…
ONE…
TWO…
THRE……NO, Alex somehow gets a shoulder up. And NAKA is pissed as he glares at Junior Hale. NAKA drags AD to the center of the ring and he locks up his legs and he’s going for the NAKA LOCK. But Darling is struggling and moving his head to avoid the second half of the move and just when it looks like NAKA will cinch it in, Alex grabs the ropes and NAKA has no choice but to let go. Hale is checking on Alex as NAKA heads to the corner and starts massaging his throat. He couldn’t be…Alex gets up and charges the corner just as NAKA is about to spray the mist but Alex gets there just in time and damn near takes NAKA’s head off with a MAFIA KICK. He’s in trouble as he stumbles out of the corner and Alexander is right there waiting and he lifts him up onto his shoulders. He locks NAKA’s hand around his own throat…DARLING DRIVER in the center of the ring…
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
And that’s it. Alexander Darling picks up the hard-fought victory. Darling slaps the mat and gets to his feet and he takes in the cheers of the crowd. He poses on the ropes with his sister at his side as NAKA is getting back to his feet. Alexander turns around and sees NAKA about to spray the mist and there’s nothing he can do about it. But, Alexis pushes Alexander out of the way and Alexis gets a face full of the BURNING RED MIST. Alexis falls to the mat screaming and trying to rub her eyes and Alexander is furious. He’s about to charge NAKA when NAKA turns to face him and…
OH…
MY…
GOD!!!
THE BLACK MIST OF DEATH nails Alex right in the face and he falls right to the mat and starts convulsing. We need paramedics out here right now as the crowd has gone deathly silent. The Darlings are in trouble and this can’t be good as Poe has stepped out from the back and is making his way down the aisle. He looks over at Alexis and snorts as security is trying to clean her eyes out. Poe stands over Darling as he is still convulsing and now he’s even coughing up some blood. Poe doesn’t seem to care as he reaches down and he lifts Alexander up…CRUCIFIXION. And Alexander Darling is in trouble. Poe stands above him with NAKA kneeling in front. Alexander may have won the battle against NAKA tonight, but it looks like Poe and NAKA may have just finished the war.
WINNER in 15:49…Alexander Darling.
TEAM FUEL vs. RAVENNA BLUE & CONCRETE TG vs. IHOPMatch TBAL, Ravenna and Crete get the win when Ravenna pins SYB after Crete Larson hit him with a superkick.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. OUTBACK JACKThis one will not be for the faint of heart, and the Philadelphia crowd knows it. “Thunderstruck” fires up, and the crowd gets to their feet for Outback Jack, who is double-fisting cans of Fosters. He chugs some of that swill down before tossing the semi-empty cans into the crowd and jogging to the ring. He deliberately climbs the stairs and climbs into the ring, posing for the crowd. Suddenly, “Toxicity” hits the sound system, and the crowd goes batshit as Davin Moreland and Samantha Darling-Moreland appear at the top of the ramp and pose for their pyro. Davin barely acknowledges the crowd on the way down, just a few hand slaps, letting Samantha do all the work there, as she throws mysterious baggies into the crowd. Hmm. Davin does his Double Jump of Impressive Athleticism into the ring, and goes all out with the 4-corner pose. Fall River's Own Angelo Barros mentions to Davin that he'd like to start the match. Davin shrugs and hops down as Barros calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Interesting history between these two as they've never really gotten along. However, they're supposed to be on the same side now, so OBJ extends his hand for a pre-match handshake. Davin kinda looks at it...takes off his sunglasses, and promptly kicks OBJ in the stomach. The crowd approved of that. This ain't a tea party! Davin grabs a side headlock. OBJ sweeps Davin's legs out from under him and quickly locks on a short-arm scissors. Davin counters that with a head scissors, and OBJ has to break his hold to escape that. Both men to their feet and they lock up. OBJ works an arm bar. Davin counters into a hammerlock. OBJ slaps his shoulder twice (as required by law) before reversing into a hammerlock of his own. Crowd boos. Apparently they don't like wrestling. Davin slaps his shoulder twice, and dives forward, taking OBJ over his shoulder. Davin locks on another arm bar. Crowd doesn't like this at all. Davin whips OBJ into the ropes and hits a Ricky Steamboat Arm Drag! Crowd is VERY unhappy. OBJ powers up (kinda) and levels Davin with a short-arm clothesline. OBJ covers and barely gets a 1 count. OBJ locks in a chin lock. Crowd starts throwing things into the ring.
Davin bridges himself up, and drills OBJ with a couple of hard back elbows to the stomach, forcing OBJ to break the hold. Davin follows with a couple of Angle-quality European Uppercuts, forcing OBJ into the ropes. Davin WHIPS OBJ across the ring, and catches him square with a sweet dropkick, sending him into the ropes. Davin scrambles up quickly, and clotheslines OBJ out of the ring. He retreats a few steps and waits for OBJ to groggily get up. Davin sees that and starts sprinting across the ring and takes off for a No-Hands Plancha, which Davin lands face-first into the barricade. He comes up bloody as he rolls over. OBJ shakes the cobwebs out, and starts stomping Davin silly. Satisfied, he pulls Davin up and hits a sweet Release German Suplex into the STEEL STEPS, splaying them everywhere. Davin's in rough shape. OBJ hits a couple of knee drops off the apron onto Davin on the steps, and it looks very painful. Meanwhile Barros has decided to start counting, and is up to 5, so OBJ dives in.
Barros maybe slowed his count down a bit, allowing Davin to dive in at 9, but OBJ doesn't even give Davin a chance to get up before he starts stomping away at him. He pulls Davin up and whips him into the corner, following him in with a Big Splash. Davin appears to be just about done. He starts stumbling around, and OBJ is stalking behind him. He's setting up for the BOOMERANG, but just as OBJ tries for it, Davin's able to duck it, and hit a Rock Bottom. Davin's in no shape to follow up though, so it's not surprising that OBJ is up first. OBJ gets to his knees and crawls over to lock on THE CROCODILE HUNTER! He's got it locked on perfectly, and Davin has nowhere to go. It's only a matter of time now, and Barros is checking on Davin to see if he wants to tap! Davin refuses, refuses, and then looks like he's about to fade. Samantha starts banging on the mat rhythmically along with the crowd, and Davin appears to get the Power of the Shaky Arm, and rolls through and dives for the bottom rope, getting it, and breaking the hold.
OBJ isn't happy about this turn of events and starts stomping away on Davin as soon as he breaks the hold. Barros tries to back him off and they get in a discussion. This allows Davin to come in with a flying forearm that serves little than to stun OBJ. OBJ catches Davin and tries to get him up for an old school Body slam, but Davin slides out the back and hits an Inverted DDT. Both men are down and OBJ actually gets up before Davin. OBJ charges and then face plants as Davin hits a drop toe hold. Davin signals for the Sharpshooter and goes to lock it on, when suddenly Stank comes charging down the ramp. He's gonna cost Davin another match! Davin hears the crowd reaction and turns around in time to duck a clothesline. Stank spins all the way around and eats a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin picks Stank up, and PRESS SLAMS him out to the floor. Stank eventually starts moving and looks like he wants back in the ring, but sees Samantha standing over him with a STEEL CHAIR. Stank backs off and back up the ramp.
Meanwhile, as Davin was facing the outside, OBJ is able to surprise him with a Schoolboy Rollup! That gets a LONG 2 before Davin can kick out. OBJ waits for Davin to stand again, and he tries for a BOOMERANG, which Davin ducks just in the nick of time. OBJ spins around...REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin counts to three along with the crowd.
WINNER in 13:58 by PINFALL...Davin Moreland!
As we fade to the next segment, Samantha (w/chair), and OBJ (whom Davin has helped up, almost despite himself) and Davin are in the ring, all flashing the “V” sign toward the ramp. Crowd eats it up.
STANK & POE vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONSWorld Heavyweight Champion Poe and Intercontinental Champion Stank enter the arena first. Selena leads the champions to the ring, skipping down the aisle with a title belt over each shoulder. The crowd voices their displeasure, but the members of The Five don't seem to notice. Stank's stoic look cracks, however, as “Alcohaulin' Ass” hits and The Midnight Sons step onto the stage. The Sons stop to drink in the fans cheers, and Spin points to Stank and cups a hand to his ear. The Sons storm down the aisle and slide into the ring, but referee Davis Hightower, risking life and limb, steps between the two teams. After some argument, Poe and D.H. Magnusson head to their corners, and Hightower calls for the bell.
Stank and Spin stand toe-to-toe, both men speaking intently. Spin slaps Stank across the face. Stank puts his hand to his cheek and glares death at Spin, who hauls off and slaps him again! Stank replies with a right hand and it’s on. They exchange punches and Stank starts to get an advantage, until Spin steps inside and buries a knee in Stank’s stomach, followed by an elbow to the back of the head. Spin grabs a front face lock and drags his former boss to the corner and makes the tag. DHM comes in and drives a kick into Stank’s ribs. He backs up and hits a knee lift as Spin holds Stank in place. Spins exits and DHM hits the ropes, leveling Stank with a lariat. DHM stomps Stank into the mat, then drives a fist into his forehead. He picks Stank up in a front face lock and makes the tag. Spin climbs to the top rope and drives an elbow into Stank’s back, then the Sons take him over with a tandem suplex. DHM covers, but Stank gets a foot on the ropes at two.
Spin drags Stank to his feet and backs him against the ropes. Stank reverses an Irish whip and hits a backdrop on Spin. Stank heads for his corner, but Spin dives forward and grabs his ankle. Stank drags Spin across the ring, but Spin hangs on and pulls the big man off his feet. Spin shifts his grip into an ankle lock and grapevines the leg. Stank roars and struggles, but can’t break free. Poe solves that by slamming a boot into Spin’s head. Poe drags Spin to his feet and nails a European uppercut, followed by a chop to the throat. Hightower orders him back to the corner and Poe complies, but drags Stank with him. Stank pulls himself up with the ropes and makes the tag.
Spin is just getting to his feet as Poe enters the ring. Poe connects with a kick to the temple and slings Spin into the corner. He slams into Spin with a clothesline, and drives a series of elbows into his head. Poe turns and points at DHM, then slams another elbow into Spin’s throat. DHM starts into the ring, but Hightower cuts him off. Poe takes advantage by choking Spin, then nails him with an exploder suplex. Poe turns and sprints across the ring, and nails DHM with a big boot, then falls on Spin for the cover. Hightower counts One…Two…Thr-Spin rolls a shoulder before the three. Poe scoops Spin up and slams him, then rebounds off the ropes and drops a leg across his throat. He pulls Spin up and tries a gut wrench suplex, but Spin blocks. Spin drops to his knees and takes Poe over with a fireman’s carry. Spin lunges for his corner and makes the tag to D.H.
DHM sprints across the ring and steamrolls Poe with a clothesline, then continues on and nails Stank on the apron with a forearm. Stank tries to enter the ring, but Hightower cuts him off. DHM turns and slams into Poe again, spearing him into the Sons’ corner. Spin pins Poe’s arms, and DHM pummels him with punches. Hightower turns back to the action and Spin releases Poe, allowing DHM to hit a wicked DDT. DHM covers, and Hightower counts One…Two…Stank breaks it up. Spin grabs Stank’s head and drops off the apron, clotheslining him on the top rope. Stank staggers back, and DHM drives a forearm into his kidneys, then drops him into a backbreaker. Spin grabs Stank’s legs and drags him out of the ring. DHM continues his assault on Poe with punches and kicks, then drags him to his feet and nails the Thundercrack. He keeps Poe from falling, winds the arm, and hits the Jersey Hammer. He makes the cover, but Stank breaks free of his brawl with Spin long enough to reach in and drag him off. DHM kicks Stank in the mouth, then grabs the bottom rope and slides out of the ring. He nails Stank with a clothesline, just as Spin hits him with a chop block. The Midnight Sons pick Stank up and drop him stomach-first on the railing, then DHM sends him into the crowd with a kick to the head. The Sons turn around just as Poe, back on his feet, sprints across the ring and dives over the top rope. He crashes into the Sons and slams them into the railing. Hightower leaves the ring to make sure everyone is still breathing.
DHM is the first man to stir. He grabs the railing and pulls himself to his feet. He turns toward Poe, but Stank wraps an arm around his throat from behind and chokes him. Spin staggers to his feet and elbows his former boss in the head, freeing his partner. Poe gets unsteadily to his feet behind them and slams their heads together. Stank tosses him a chair, and climbs over the railing with one of his own. DHM nails Poe in the midsection before he can swing and dives past him, grabbing his chain off of the timekeeper’s table. He swings, but Poe blocks with the chair. Meanwhile Stank drops his chair and lifts Spin for a power bomb, but Spin reverses into a DDT on the chair. Spin rolls Stank over and starts driving punches into his face. Hightower decides he’s had enough, and calls for the bell.
WINNER - NO CONTEST in 14:46.
After the Match: The four men continue to brawl around ringside. The crowds erupts in a torrent of boos as kz and Firewoman sprint down the aisle to join in. As they reach ringside, Outback Jack comes out of the crowd and spears Williams, and Team TEaM sprints out from the back as well. Things start to get really out of control, but the ringside area is flooded by officials and security, who finally manage to get everyone separated.
FIREWOMAN & KZ vs. TEAM TEAM – No Disqualification Street FightTeam TEaM is announced even though they are already in the ring and the crowd roars their support. Folz, Ecosystem and Tytan come armed to the teeth and dressed in jeans, clearly expecting a war. The Five, Moosehead Jack, LD Williams and Firewoman regroup at the top of the ramp. They are announced and the crowd nearly riots with hatred. The Unholy Trio come well-armed and dressed for the occasion as well and look at their foes in the ring with hatred. Kz and Fire storm the ring, but Team TEaM is up for the challenge. They leave the ring and meet the Unholy Trio on the ramp and fists and weapons start to fly. The crowd goes wild as the hatred between the two sides is clearly evident by the way they are tearing into one another.
Moose catches Tytan with a low kick, then clotheslines him over the guard rail into the crowd, grabs a shovel wrapped in barbed wire (why would a shovel be wrapped in barbed wire?) and hops the railing. Firewoman and Ecosystem go toe to toe trading rights and lefts to the head with neither getting a clear advantage. Matt Folz goes after LD Williams and tries a clothesline, but LD ducks and rocks Folz’s head with a forearm that snaps his head back and staggers him. Williams sprints down the ramp and takes Folz down with a spear, slamming the back of his head against the steel. Meanwhile, Fire and Eco have worked their way to the top of the ramp, still trading shots. Fire finally rakes the eyes and takes a step back and aims a spinning kick at Eco’s head, but Eco ducks and catches Fire from behind and dumps her to the steel with a trio of rolling German suplexes.
Meanwhile, the crowd has moved and Moose waits for Tytan to get to his feet, holding the shovel ready to strike. Tytan stands up and Moose swings for the fences, but Tytan moves at the last possible second and Moose spins completely around. Tytan catches him with a kick to the gut, then tries a DDT, but Moose backdrops out of it, sending Tytan crashing onto the shovel! The barbs tear into Tytan’s back and he howls in pain, Moose snarls and pulls Tytan to his feet and is about to try a heart punch, when Tytan steps hard on the end of the shovel and sends the handle into Moose’s crotch, sending him to the floor in pain as the crowd cheers.
At ringside, LD Williams is putting the boots to Matt Folz, stomping his head viciously. LD pulls Folz to his feet and sends him face first into the ring post. Folz ricochets off the steel and falls to the floor, blood already running down his face. LD slowly walks over to Folz and calls for the CANADIAN DESTROYER! In the crowd, Tytan sees this and quickly makes his way through the people and hops the guard rail just as LD sets Folz up. Tytan grabs a chair and SLAMS it across Williams’ back, sending him to the floor.
At the top of the ramp Eco is on top of Fire hammering her with shots to the side of the head. Fire reaches up and rakes the eyes and shoves Eco off of her. Eco writhes in pain on the stage as Fire gets to her feet. Fire staggers around for a moment, then grabs one of the light tubes from the OOTron and tears it off. As Eco gets to his feet Fire BLASTS him across the face with it, shattering it. Eco falls to his knees grabbing his face as blood runs between his fingers. Fire steps back and kicks Eco upside the head, then grabs him and hits a short DDT onto the broken glass on the stage.
Moose gets to his feet in the crowd and grabs the shovel and staggers toward the ring. At ringside, Tytan is holding LD Williams arms and Folz JAMS a chair into his ribs sending LD to the floor. Folz calls for Tytan to pull him up again, and when he does, Tytan shoves him forward, right into a hard lariat from Folz. Williams hits the floor. Moose gets to the ringside barricade and hops to the top of the steel, then leaps, driving the barbed wire shovel into the back of Tytan’s skull. Tytan falls forward and slumps to the floor clinging to consciousness. Folz sees Moose, snarls, and charges at him. The two of them exchange rights and lefts. Folz gets the better of the exchange and catches Moose with a knee to the gut then rolls him into the ring.
On the top of the ramp, Fire flips Eco over and pulls out her trusty garrote and wraps it around Eco’s throat and pulls him back. Eco claws at his throat as the wire digs into his flesh. A trickle of blood runs down his neck as he gasps for breath. Finally, after struggling for several minutes, Eco goes limp and Fire lets him fall to the stage, stands up, grabs his arms, and hits a FIRESTOMP on the top of the ramp! Eco may be out cold, but Fire doesn’t go for the pin, instead she picks up a barbed wire baseball bat and heads to ringside.
At ringside, Tytan is back on his feet and he pulls Williams up and drops him throat first on the steel. LD’s head snaps back and Tytan charges at him and takes him to the floor with a spear and tries to get LD in a triangle choke! He almost has it locked in when Fire charges in and drills him in the hamstring with the barbed wire bat! Tytan falls to the floor and Fire helps LD to his feet. They pull Tytan up and hit TOTAL ELIMINATION nearly cutting the big man in half. Inside the ring, Folz has Moose trapped in the tree of woe and picks up a cheese grater that was conveniently left in the ring. He sets it on Moose’s forehead and leaps into the air and crushes it down across his forehead. Blood pools around Moose’s head as he hangs in the turnbuckle, dazed.
Folz turns around just in time to see Fire and LD coming into the ring. Folz backs into a neutral corner and tries to pick his spot, but LD and Fire charge in and hammer him to the mat. LD puts a boot across Folz’s throat and Fire slips out of the ring and comes back in with a kendo stick. She frees Moose from the corner and he rolls out of the ring to the floor near Tytan. Inside the ring, LD pulls Folz to his feet and whips him toward Fire, and Fire swings for the fences and CRACKS the kendo stick across Folz’s head. Folz falls to the mat in pain and Fire wears it out across his back.
At the top of the ramp, Eco is finally on his feet, albeit barely. He staggers around the top of the ramp for a moment then clears his head and sees what is going on in the ring. Fire is beating Folz with what is left of the kendo stick. Eco looks for a weapon and comes up with a lead pipe (not wrapped in barbed wire) and heads toward the ring. On the outside of the ring, Tytan is sitting slumped against the guard rail, and Moose is rummaging under the ring. He comes out with……a staple gun, of course. Moose crawls over to Tytan and puts five or six staples in Tytan’s head as he howls in pain. Moose slams the staple gun upside Tytan’s head, sending him back to the floor.
Inside the ring, Fire ditches the kendo stick for a chair that LD tossed her from the outside and waits for Folz to get to his feet. As he stands up Fire reaches back for the kill shot, but Eco gets into the ring and nails her in the ribs with the lead pipe! Fire gasps, drops to the chair, then falls to the mat clutching her ribs. LD Williams slides into the ring and goes after Eco, but he catches LD with as shot upside the head. LD staggers and Eco tackles him, both men falling through the ropes to the floor where they roll around trading shots. Eco wraps a television wire around LD’s throat and tries to choke him out. Moose gets to his feet and grabs Eco from behind and tips his head back and drives an elbow down across his face.
Meanwhile Tytan is moving once again and now it is his turn to rummage under the ring. The big man comes out with a board with razor wire stapled to it! Oh dear god! Inside the ring, Folz is still down, and Fire has pulled herself to a corner with her back to the ring, still grabbing her ribs and trying to get to her feet. Tytan gets into the ring, blood pouring down his face, and holds the board waiting for Fire to get to her feet. On the outside Moose sees what is about to go down and releases Eco and slides into the ring. As Tytan charges, Moose shoves Fire out of the way and Tytan SLAMS the board and wire into Moose, trapping him in the corner, breaking the board and tangling Moose in the razor wire, slicing him up something terrible! Blood runs from numerous gashes as Tytan stands over him, a little shocked. Moose may be dead, the crowd starts an appropriate HOLY SHIT! chant. Fire recovers her senses and slides out of the ring and grabs a glass coffee pot, then heads to the top rope. As Tytan turns back around, Fire leaps from the top and SMASHES the coffee pot down on Tytan’s head. Tytan screams in pain, and falls to the mat, blood POURING from his head. Folz is now on his feet, and he grabs Fire from behind and KILLS her with an angle slam onto the chair. Fire grabs her ribs again and writhes in pain.
Folz leaves the ring and pulls a table from beneath the apron and sets it up, then slides back in, he pulls Fire to her feet and rocks her with several European uppercuts, then sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a release belly to belly suplex OVER THE ROPES AND THROUGH THE TABLE! The crowd pops big for this as Fire may really be dead. The referee and other officials have been trying to free Moose from his razor wire prison, and finally he is on his feet, razor wire still clinging to him. He gets to his feet and staggers to the middle of the ring, a horribly bloody mess, wraps a piece of the wire around his fist and spins Folz around, HEARTPUNCH! Folz falls to one knee and Moose picks up the lead pipe and brings it down on Folz’s head hard. Folz collapses to the mat, his eyes glassy, Moose staggers then collapses to the mat himself.
On the outside, Tytan struggles to his feet once again, trying to wipe the blood from his eyes, he sees Fire, bloody and barely moving in the wreckage of the table, then sees Eco and LD Williams still battling it out at ringside, hitting each other with anything not nailed down. LD grabs a glass bottle and shatters it upside the side of Eco’s head, Eco staggers and grabs his head, his ear is hanging like a piece of meat, Greg Valentine would be proud. LD continues to hammer on Eco and Moose and Folz are possibly dead in the middle of the ring, so Tytan staggers around the ring to Eco and LD, picking up a piece of the table that Fire destroyed along the way. Tytan staggers to the fight and lines up LD for a shot to the head, but LD moves at the last second and Tytan BLASTS Eco with the piece of table! Eco falls to the floor and Tytan tries to explain that he had blood in his eyes and all that. LD grabs a TV monitor from the table, spins Tytan back around and SMASHES it upside his head! Before Tytan can fall, LD grabs him and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER ON THE FLOOR! Tytan is dead too. LD pulls a stunned Eco to his feet and rolls him into the ring, then pulls Fire out of the table wreckage and helps her into the ring as well.
Once LD and Fire get into the ring, they pull Moose to his feet, Moose is weak from blood loss, but manages to stand. LD grabs Folz and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the way back and falls backward, at the same time Moose and Fire come off the ropes and catch the falling Folz with knees to the head. Folz’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor. That can’t be good for a concussion. Moose pulls Folz to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders while LD pulls Eco up and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER ONTO THE CHAIR! Firewoman climbs the ropes and leaps off of Folz’s back and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! As she hits, she grabs her ribs and rolls around the ring coughing up some blood. Moose hits a Death Valley Driver on Folz, though it is really more like Moose falling over and dropping Folz. Williams falls on Eco and the referee counts, one, two, three!
WINNERS in 45:29 – The Unholy Trio – Moosehead Jack, LD Williams and Firewoman
After the match LD Williams struggles to his feet and tries to help Moose and Firewoman up but he doesn’t have the strength either. Poe and Stank make their way to the ring and hand out the Five’s titles and pull Moose and Fire to their feet. The Unholy Trio take their titles and grin maniacally through the blood as Poe and Stank stand over Folz and Eco holding their respective titles up as well
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