OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Memphis, Kentucky
TYTAN & DAVIN MORELAND vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK – Challenge for the Advantage in War Games – Match 1The Memphis, Kentucky crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as Moosehead Jack and Stank make their way to the ring. The two members of The Five ignore the reaction and stand in center ring, holding their titles high, before Moose takes his accustomed place slumped in the corner. Red’s “The Fight Inside” hits and the crowd changes its tune, showering praise on Tytan as he walks onto the stage. Stank points at Tytan and taunts him, daring him to hit the ring. Tytan paces the stage, but refuses to start down the aisle. “Toxicity #12” plays and the crowd erupts. Tytan stops pacing, and Davin Moreland joins him on the stage. Davin drinks in the cheers, then nods at Tytan and they sprint down the aisle. Stank moves to meet them, but referee Davis Hightower gets in his way just long enough for Davin and Tytan to slide into the ring. Moose levers himself out of the corner and lunges at Tytan, taking him down with a clothesline as Davin and Stank start exchanging punches. Tytan and Moose are trying to strangle each other, and roll across the mat and out of the ring. Hightower takes advantage and calls for the bell.
The crowd attempts to “Yay” / “Boo” in time to the punches, but Stank puts a stop to that by raking the eyes. He sends Davin to the ropes and hits a high backdrop. Stank goes to the ropes, but Davin rolls out of the way of a Stankonia 2.0. Davin rolls to his feet and rocks Stank with a series of punches, then fires him to the ropes and levels him with a lariat. Davin hits a suplex, then hops onto the second rope and drive an elbow into Stank’s head. He starts driving right hands into Stank’s face, shrugging off a warning from Hightower, before finally being pulled off by the ref. As soon as Hightower lets go, Davin rebounds off the ropes and hits a massive leg drop. He hooks the leg and gets two before Moose slides in and drags him off. Moose is immediately dragged back out of the ring by Tytan, who sends him into the railing. Tytan aims a boot at Moose’s face, but Moose ducks, and Tytan hangs himself up on the railing. Moose snarls and kicks out Tytan’s other leg. Moose gets a running start and kicks Tytan in the head, sending him into the crowd. Moose starts over the railing as well, but Tytan rolls to his feet and into a rising uppercut that sends Moose back to ringside. Tytan grabs a fan’s offered chair and follows him. Hightower sees him coming, though, and slides out of the ring and yanks the chair away.
Stank takes advantage of Hightower’s distraction and nails Davin with a low blow. He follows through the move and lifts Davin right onto his shoulders. He puts a little too much into his Stank-U attempt, and Davin flips in the air, reversing into A Really Good Diamond Cutter. Stank grabs the ropes to block, so Davin only gets part of it, and slams the back of his head into the mat. Stank drops to one knee and waits for the cobwebs to clear, then drops an elbow on Davin and hooks the leg. Hightower sees the cover and slides into the ring, but Tytan beats him there, slamming his fist into Stank’s head to break the cover. Tytan gets some kicks in until Moose takes him down with a chop block. Davin is on his feet as well, and a four-way brawl ensues. Hightower lets it go for a few minutes before stepping in. Since there is more at stake here than just the match, his threats of disqualification have an impact, and Tytan and Moose head to their corners.
Stank gets the advantage of another exchange with Davin and sends him to the ropes. He nails a power slam and bounces to his feet. He comes off the ropes and drives an elbow into Davin's head, then rolls to his corner and makes the tag. Moose sprints across the ring and slams a knee into Davin's face, then hooks his arms and plants him with a double under hook DDT. He makes the cover, but Tytan breaks it up at two. Tytan kills Moose with a power bomb before being ushered from the ring. While Hightower's back is turned, Stank slips over to a neutral corner and removes the cover from the top turnbuckle.
Davin crawls over and covers Moose, but only gets two. Davin drags Moose to his feet and takes him over with a suplex, then shoves him into the corner. He alternates kicks to the stomach with European uppercuts, then pulls Moose out of the corner, winds the arm, and makes the tag. Tytan and Davin send Moose across the ring and plant him with a flapjack. Tytan sends Moose back to the ropes and nails the Decapitator. Tytan covers, and Stank breaks it up at two. Hightower ushers Stank out of the ring, but not before he gets in a kick to Tytan's head. Tytan rolls to his feet and lunges at Stank, which is a mistake, as Moose gets to his knees and nails a low blow. Tytan stumbles forward and Moose nails him with a double sledge. Moose plants a foot in Tytan's back and pulls his arms back – curb stomp! (Moosestomp?) Moose falls on Tytan and locks on the Jiendo. Davin is quick to break that up with a kick to the head. Hightower sends Davin back to his corner and Moose drags Tytan to his feet. Moose batters Tytan back into the buckle-less corner. He backs up a few steps and nails a high knee to the chest that drives Tytan's back into the steel. Moose turns Tytan around and tries to drive his face into the exposed turnbuckle, but Tytan blocks. Tytan tries the same move but Moose twists away and drives a kick into Tytan's kidneys. Moose pulls Tytan out of the corner and sends him across the ring. When Tytan hits the ropes, Davin slaps him on the back to tag himself in. Moose goes for the Busaiku knee, but Tytan drops to the mat to avoid it. Moose lands hard and rolls to his feet, and Tytan nails him with a right hand, hoists Moose up, spins and drops him face-first on the exposed turnbuckle. Moose bounces backwards as blood starts flowing down his face, and Davin sprints across the ring and nails A Really Good Diamond Cutter. Davin rolls on top of Moose and hooks the leg. Hightower counts One...Two...Thr – Stank ducks past a charging Tytan and just pulls Davin off in time. Stank straightens up as Tytan rebounds off the ropes and slams into him with a clothesline. Stank staggers, but does not fall. Tytan hits the far ropes and spears Stank, taking both men through the ropes to the floor. Meanwhile, Moose staggers to his feet and swings at Davin, who ducks. Davin steps behind Moose and drops to the mat, rolling him up. Hightower counts One...Two...Three.
WINNERS, in 17:27, Davin Moreland and Tytan.
After the match: Tytan breaks off his brawl with Stank and joins Davin on the ramp. They raise their arms and back up the aisle as Moose argues with Hightower, pantomiming that Moreland pulled to tights to get the pin fall.
RAVENNA BLUE vs. BRYCE LARSONThe crowd is buzzing over this very interesting matchup between two tag specialists. Larson is the “veteran” here, but both are relatively new to the OOWF. The awesome “Epic” fires up, and it's the one and only Bryce Larson who comes striding down the aisle to a mixed reaction. Some joker in the crowd has a full-length mirror with him. Larson spots it and, well, after 30 seconds or so of trash talk, Larson goes all Hong Kong Phooey on the mirror. It predictably shatters and leaves a dozen paying customers injured. Larson, beaten, bloodied, enters the ring victorious to a very confused crowd. “Snow White Queen” comes over the sound system, and Ravenna Blue poses at the top of the ramp to a very nice pop. She climbs in the ring and does some posing. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Larson looks extremely confused, thinking he just had his “Last Man Standing” match with...himself. God bless Hale for trying to explain, but thankfully it's Ravenna who breaks up this madness with a Jumping spin kick to the side of Larson's head, and he sells it like a champ, flying into the ropes. Blue follows up with some weak strikes to the back of Larson's head. Larson stands up and Ravenna blasts him to the outside with a sweet dropkick. As Larson regroups in a heap on the mat below, Ravenna is climbing the nearest turnbuckle. She takes off for a Corkscrew Moonsault to the floor, but Larson dives out of the way.
Ravenna crashes and burns hard, and Larson is lucid enough to pick up the pieces hitting the Harry, Ron and Hermoine before bundling Ravenna back into the ring. Larson hops to the apron and hits a Slingshot Leg drop on Ravenna. This might be over already...1....2....NO! Ravenna kicks out, and Larson gets the crazy eyes again. He looks at Hale, and then he stomps around looking at the crowd. Weirdo. He stomps over to Ravenna and looks to try for a Slingshot Brain buster, but off the Slingshot, Ravenna spins over and slips out the back hitting an immediate neck breaker which draws some Oohs and cheers. Larson rolls over in time to eat a Shining Wizard of his own. Ravenna takes to the turnbuckle again. She hits an awesome 450 Splash and covers! 1...2...NO! Larson got his foot on the rope!
Ravenna slaps the mat in frustration and hits a Knee drop across the throat. Larson sells this like he just took a mortar in the throat and starts rolling everywhere. Larson gets to one knee and eats a PELE KICK! Larson looks dead. Ravenna goes to the top rope once more with a looooooooooong Shooting Star Press! She crashes into Larson's raised knees, and goes flying halfway across the ring. Larson shakes out the cobwebs and goes over to a writhing-in-pain Ravenna. He gets Ravenna up on the nearest turnbuckle. He's not...HE IS! He's got her set up for the DE-LA-WARE SPECIAL! Superplex! DDT! Guillotine Choke! He grapevines the legs and has Ravenna in a pin! 1....2...Thre...NO! NO! NO! Ravenna somehow got her hand on the rope! Hale breaks the hold and Larson thinks he's won! At least the wankers can talk about how awesome the Delaware Special was this week! Larson and Hale are in a conversation regarding the fact that the match continues, and the crowd comes to life as Ravenna heads up the ropes one more time! Larson, with his back turned, NEVER SEES RAVENNA, AND NEVER SEES DIAMOND DUST! IT'S OVER!
WINNER in 12:17 by PINFALL...Ravenna Blue!
MATT FOLZ, ALEXANDER DARLING & ECOSYSTEM vs. LD WILLIAMS, POE & FIREWOMAN – Challenge for the in War Games – Match 2The Five are announced first and Poe, Williams and Firewoman make their way to the ring to a rousing chorus of boos from the crowd. The Five soak up the boos as they huddle in their corner and wait for their opponents. Matt Folz, Ecosystem and Alexander Darling are announced, but only Folz and Eco come out. They head to the ring and Eco tries to explain what is going on. The referee turns to The Five and asks them if they would like to make this a tag match, all three laugh. The referee explains that he has no choice, if Alexander cannot compete, for whatever reason, then Folz and Eco will have to face The Five in a handicap match. Poe steps into the ring as the referee calls for the bell. Matt Folz enters the ring as well, but you can tell he is still not 100% from that six person match last week. The two lock up and Poe immediately nails Folz with a punch to the side of the head that drops him to one knee. Folz fires back with a shot to the midsection, then explodes off the mat with a European uppercut that sends Poe to the ropes, Folz grabs Poe and tries to whip him across the ring, but Poe reverses it, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Folz stands him up with a kick to the face, then takes him to the mat with a clothesline. Folz grabs Poe’s leg and tags in Eco, Eco springs off the top rope and drops an elbow across Poe’s chest and covers, but the champ kicks out at one. Eco pulls Poe to his feet and drills him with a drop kick to the mouth that sends the champ reeling back into the corner. Eco charges in at Poe, but Poe recovers and KILLS Eco with a urinage. Poe drags Eco to The Five corner and tags in LD Williams. Williams comes in, bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Eco’s head. Williams pulls Eco to his feet and slams him in the face with a head butt, then backs him into the corner and unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! LD pulls Eco out of the corner and covers, but Folz breaks it up at two. Williams pulls Eco to his feet and hooks him and hits a snap suplex, then reaches out and tags in Firewoman, keeping Eco on the mat. Firewoman climbs to the second rope and drops a leg across Eco’s chest, then grabs her ribs from the impact and grimaces in pain. Fire reaches up and tags LD back into the match, then rolls under the ropes to the floor where she stalks around angrily. Williams pulls Eco to his feet and hits a trio of German suplexes, then heads to the top rope and tries a swan dive head butt, but Eco moves out of the way at the last second and Williams gets nothing but mat. The fans cheer for Eco to make the tag and he slowly crawls toward his corner. LD catches up with him and grabs his leg just before he makes the tag. Eco gets to his feet (foot?) and nails LD with an enzuguri that sends him to the mat. Eco dives to his corner and makes the tag, as he does, the crowd comes unglued for Folz. Folz comes in and scoops LD up and plants him on the mat with a body slam. Poe charges into the ring and tries a big boot but Folz ducks it then clips Poe’s knee from behind and throws the champion between the ropes to the floor. Fire comes in and tries to attack from behind, but Folz catches her with a knee to the ribs, which sends her to the mat and back out of the ring. Folz turns his attention back to Williams, who is back on his feet. Folz catches LD with kicks to the side of the knees and ribs, then hits a spinning elbow to the side of the head that staggers LD. Folz bounds off the ropes, and from the outside Poe tries to sweep his leg, Folz avoids it, then turns his attention to Poe. Fire jumps on the apron and grabs Folz’s head and snaps it on the top rope sending him staggering backward, right into Williams waiting arms. LD hooks him and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX! Poe pulls Eco off the apron and he and Fire send him face first into the ring post. They hammer Eco on the outside when the crowd roars. We see Ravenna Blue run to ringside and nail Firewoman from behind sending her sprawling. Ravenna goes toe to toe with Poe and avoids a clothesline from him and leaps onto the guard rail and spins in mid air and nails Poe with a forearm to the mouth. Inside the ring, Folz somehow kicks out of the dragon suplex. LD lifts him for a suplex, but Folz lands a couple knees to LD’s forehead, then drops him with a DDT. Folz crawls to his corner, which is currently empty. Ravenna sees him crawling and hops onto the apron and reaches out for the tag. Folz tags her in, and evidently the referee is going to allow it. Ravenna charges into the ring and ducks a clothesline from Williams and springs off the middle rope with a cross body block that gets a two count. Williams quickly gets to his feet but Ravenna is waiting with a hurricanrna roll up, which is broken up with a big boot to the face from Poe. Ravenna hits the mat and he eyes roll into the back of her head. Williams tags in Poe and Poe pulls Ravenna up for a CRUCIFIX BOMB but Ravenna slips out of it and rolls Poe up from behind for a two count. Ravenna charges across the ring and tags in Folz, Folz comes in and grabs Poe for a belly to belly suplex, but Firewoman nails him from behind with a kick to the head that staggers Folz. Poe bounds off the ropes and catches Folz with a HIEROGLYPH! Folz’s eyes roll into the back of his head as Firewoman and LD Williams charge across the ring and take out Eco and Ravenna. Poe locks Folz in the ASP LOCK and wrenches back. Folz’s eyes glaze over but he does not tap. Instead, the referee looks at his eyes and he is clearly out, so he calls for the bell, this one is over.
WINNERS in 13:51 – LD Williams, Poe & Firewoman
DRINK & DESTROY vs. IHOPIHOP are announced first and make their way to the ring, all of them are wearing new jackets bearing their new corporate sponsors Professional Wrestler Express card. The crowd boos them loudly, which sets SYB off on a rant. Skurge and The Amnesiac finally get him into the ring and they are ready for the match. Drink and Destroy are announced and they storm the ring through the crowd and begin WAILING on IHOP. Spin grabs SYB and throws him into the corner and beats him to the mat with rights and lefts. DH and Jack double clothesline The Amnesiac over the top rope to the floor, then turn around and catch a charging Skurge with a big back body drop over the rope to the floor. Spin pulls SYB to his feet and whips him across the ring to a waiting Spin Hansen, who KILLS him with a spine buster! SYB tries to roll out of the ring but he rolls right into DH Magnusson who pulls him to his feet and goozles him for a choke slam, but from the outside, The Amnesiac and Skurge grab his legs and pull him to safety. The crowd boos this loudly, so Drink and Destroy leave the ring and attack again. Jack comes around the steps and nearly cuts Skurge in half with a SPEAR, Magnusson chases SYB, who runs for his life. The Amnesiac tries to stand his ground and throw a punch at Spin, but Spin blocks it and slams him between the eyes with a head butt and throws him into the ring. Spin follows as the war on the outside rages on. Inside the ring, Spin pulls The Amnesiac to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a rolling Boston crab trying for a submission win. From the other side of the ring, SYB rolls in, still trying to escape DH Magnusson, and catches Spin with a knee to the back of the head, then hides behind the referee before Magnusson can get to him. The referee manages to restore some order and get just two men in the ring. Spin is on his hands and knees shaking his head trying to clear the cobwebs. The Amnesiac gets to his feet and tries a maghistral cradle, but Spin reverses it mid move and locks him in a fujiwara arm bar! The Amnesiac howls in pain but manages to get his foot on the bottom rope to force the break. Spin releases the hold and gets to his feet, The Amnesiac meets him with a thumb to the eye, then tags in Skurge. Skurge takes Spin to the mat with a side Russian leg sweep and floats over for a one count. Spin is quickly back to his feet and Skurge charges, but Spin side steps and sends him to the ropes and tries a hip toss on the rebound, but Skurge flips through it and lands on his feet and bounds off the ropes again. Spin leap frogs over him and runs to the ropes and makes the tag to Jack, then hits the mat. As Skurge steps over Spin, Jack comes in and PASTES him with a clubbing clothesline. Skurge does a one eighty and hits the mat. Jack covers, but SYB charges into the ring and breaks it up at two. Jack barely notices SYB and instead pulls Skurge to his feet and lifts him for a delayed vertical suplex, then falls back and rolls through for another two count. Jack reaches out and tags in Magnusson, then drops Skurge across his knee and leaves him there. Magnusson bounds off the ropes and leaps in the air and drops a leg across Skurge’s chest and covers him for another two count, once again broken up by SYB. This time, Spin comes into the ring and catches SYB by the back of the head and DROPS him with a reverse DDT. The Amnesiac comes in as well and he catches a running, spinning front kick from Outback Jack that catches him right in the mouth and sends him out of the ring. Magnusson pulls Skurge to his feet and tags in Spin and they hit the 100 PROOF! Just to give the fans a happy ending, Spin tags in Jack and Jack hits THE CHOMP! Skurge is DEAD! Jack covers and the others keep IHOP from coming back. The referee hits the mat and counts three and Drink and Destroy win again.
WINNERS in 13:59 – Drink & Destroy
<we cut to GM the Rick’s office where The Five, Team TEaM and Davin Moreland are assembled>
GMtR: Ok, so the series for the advantage is tied one each, we are going to have a random drawing for the last match, a one on one match with everyone from both teams banned from ringside. Now, Five, you have a man advantage since Alexander Darling is missing so…..
Poe: No
GMtR: Excuse me?
Poe: The Boy is part of that team, his name goes in the hat
GMtR: He’s not even here!
Poe: I don’t see how that is our concern
<GM the Rick looks annoyed but drops Darling’s name into the hat>
Eco: We’ll take our chances
<GM the Rick stirs the hat with The Five members name in it and pulls out a slip of paper>
GMtR: Representing The Five……….Stank
<Stank looks pleased and grins slightly, Rick reaches into the other hat and draws a name for Team TEaM, Davin and Darling>
GMtR: Representing Team TEaM, Davin and Darling is…………Alexander Darling
<The Five can barely contain their joy while Team TEaM and Davin look annoyed>
GMtR: Look, Darling isn’t even here and we need a main event. I am going to redraw……
Stank: You draw another name from that hat and The Five walks from the pay per view
GMtR: WHAT?
Stank: You heard me. It is not OUR problem that Alexander Darling is not here. You either find him, or we win the match by forfeit.
<The Five walk out of GM the Rick’s office>
Eco: This is ridiculous! Davin, do you know where Darling is?
DM: Davin Moreland does not know where Alexander Sisterfucker is, nor does he care
Eco: LISTEN ASSHOLE! IF WE DON’T FIND HIM, WE LOSE THE MATCH AND THE ADVANTAGE! NOW, IF YOU WANT TO SIT THERE WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS, THAT IS FINE! BUT, GIVE ME ALEXIS’ NUMBER SO AT LEAS I CAN CALL AND TRY TO FIND HIM!
<Davin doesn’t say a word, Samantha Darling-Moreland steps in and takes Eco’s arm and leads him out of the office, as they are leaving we hear Sam speak>
SD-M: Look, I have a couple of numbers we can try……
CONCRETE TG vs. CHRIS EVANS"With Jupiter In Mind" plays and Concrete Takaken Gryfon appears at the top of the ramp with new best friend Ravenna Blue, proudly wearing the shiny Heavy Metal Iron Woman DDT Championship belt. They enter the ring to massive face pops, interrupted by the appearance of Chris "Lionheart" Evans on the ramp, accompanied by his tag team partner, "Bulletproof" Bryce Larson. Larson looks around with much paranoia, and follows Evans down the ramp. Evans rolls in the ring, as Ravenna leaves. The referee checks Evans (but not Crete) for illegal foreign objects, and calls for the bell.
Evans and Crete circle each other, and then lock up with the standard exchange of wrist locks and whatnot. Crete flings Evans into the ropes, and catches him on the rebound with a clothesline that knocks Evans out of his shoes. Evans stands and runs into a CTG arm drag. He stands and runs again, and again eats an arm drag. Evans stands again (a little more slowly) and runs again straight into a CTG arm drag, but no! He counters, getting Crete into a hammer lock. Crete and Evans turn slowly in the ring, and Crete does the necessary double shoulder slap. Evans gets him off his feet, and flips him around into a power slam. Evans leaps on for a pin, but Crete kicks out easily. Evans leaps to his feet and begins stomping on Crete's arm. He jumps down and gets Crete into a combination cross face/arm bar. Crete grits his teeth and struggles to get free. Evans locks in tight, but eventually Crete is able to roll over and kick him off. Evans again comes in for the attack, but Crete drop toe holds Evans face first. He gets to his feet, and picks up Evans by the legs into a wheelbarrow, and SLAM! Final Justice! He flips Evans over and pins, but Evans kicks out at two and three-quarters. Crete looks at the referee questioningly, and Larson starts chattering maniacally at an invisible person standing next to him. Ravenna also is imploring the referee, very politely, to be sure the count is at the right pace. Crete, being the face he is, backs off as Evans gets to his feet. Crete grabs Evans by the arm, and throws him to the corner. He runs in for a splash, but eats Evans elbow right to his sternum. He staggers back, and Evans follows up with a super kick. Crete is down, and Evans takes inventory of the ring and goes up top and he's looking for the Spartan Spiral! He flies...and he nails it! He makes the in and it's one...two....no! Crete gets his shoulder up. Ravenna cheers, and the referee separates Evans and Gryfon. Larson runs around to the face's corner and grabs the belt around Ravenna's waist. He runs back to the side closest to Evans, with Ravenna following closely behind. He slides it into the ring for Evans to use. Evans picks it up, but at just the right moment, Crete turns and sees him. The referee is yelling at Evans to drop the belt. Crete gets full-on-super-hero offensiveness, shaking his finger at Evans. He grabs it out of Evans' hand, and turns to hand it to Ravenna. Evans comes up behind Crete, ducks down, and SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP! Ravenna tried to warn Crete but it didn't work!
WINNER: in 20:09 - Chris Evans
STANK vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Challenge for the Advantage in War Games – Match 3Stank is announced first and makes his way to the ring alone. He has a look of supreme confidence on his face, and why shouldn’t he? Alexander Darling STILL hasn’t been heard from, for all we know he is lying in a ditch dead somewhere. Alexander Darling is announced once, and nothing. He is announced a second time, the crowd murmurs a little but still nothing. He is announced a third time and the crowd actually starts a DAR-LING, DAR-LING chant. I am going to be sick. Still, no Alexander Darling. Stank orders the referee to start the ten count. He gets to five when “I Stand Alone” starts and a very pale, very weak looking Alexander Darling appears at the top of the ramp. The crowd goes ballistic. Stank looks stunned and snarls in the middle of the ring as Darling slowly makes his way to the ring, one eye still bandaged from the horrific black mist attack. The referee inexplicably stops his ten count, which draws Stank’s ire. As he argues with the referee, Darling makes it to ringside, pauses, swoons, and vomits in a conveniently placed garbage can. Darling rolls into the ring and Stank shoves the referee aside and connects with a kick to the back of the head. Stank drops to his knees and DRILLS Darling with fists to the face. The referee has to pull Stank off of Darling and threaten him with disqualification. Stank glares at the ref, and as Darling gets to his feet, he clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Stank slowly follows Darling to the outside and waits for him to get on his knees, then tilts his head back and drops several hard elbows down across his face. Stank pulls the wrapping from Darling’s head and loops it around his throat and chokes him with it. Once again the referee threatens disqualification and Stank reluctantly breaks and slams Darling’s head into the announce table, then rolls him into the ring and follows just before the referee gets to ten. Stank doesn’t even go for a cover, instead he drops an elbow across Darling’s throat and keeps it there until the referee hits four. The referee yells at Stank again, Stank just smirks and pulls Darling to his feet and shoves him in the corner, pauses a moment then charges in and hits Darling with a BRUTAL elbow to the face, catching Darling right above his eye. Darling falls to the mat and grabs his face. The camera pans down and we see Darling’s eye brow has been torn open and blood is running off his head. Stank connects with a boot to the back of the head and Darling slumps to the mat. The referee might have to think about stopping this one. He tries to step in to check on Darling, but Stank stops him and pulls Darling to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam, then flips him over and traps him in a camel clutch, making sure to occasionally slam a forearm across Darling’s face. Blood pools on Stank’s arm as Darling grimaces in pain. The referee asks Darling if he wants to stop, but Darling refuses. Stank’s hands slip from being covered in blood and Darling’s head slams into the mat. Stank slowly pulls Darling up, Alexander tries to fight back with a couple of weak shots to the midsection, but Stank slams him in the face with a head butt, then bounds off the ropes and connects with a brutal kick to the face that sends Darling between the ropes to the floor. The crowd boos mercilessly and begs the referee to stop this one. Alexander Darling is bleeding like a stuck pig and is essentially helpless. At the top of the ramp, Team TEaM and Davin Moreland assemble, Stank is sure to note this to the referee. Stank slowly leaves the ring and grabs Darling and rolls him onto the Maltese Announce Table. Stank slowly climbs onto the table himself and pulls Darling up and hefts him onto his shoulders for a STANK-U! The whole time Stank is glaring at Eco, Davin, Folz and Tytan. Stank snarls and DESTROYS DARLING WITH A STANK-U THROUGH THE TABLE! Eco has had enough and he breaks free from the crowd and heads to ringside. The rest of Team TEaM follow him, Davin also follows…….eventually. Stank gets to his feet and rolls back into the ring and waits. Eco gets to ringside and tries to wrap a white towel around Darling’s head to stop the bleeding, but someone grabs it. In the ensuing melee, somehow the towel winds up getting tossed into the ring. Stank points it out, and the referee has no choice but to stop the match.
WINNER in 9:41 via stoppage – Stank
The words still echo through the arena when the rest of The Five and Team Fuel come to ringside. They attack Davin, Tytan and Eco from behind and put the boots to them. Moose and Fire roll Darling into the ring and Poe joins them as a cage lowers from the ceiling. On the outside, Team Fuel are doing all they can to keep Team TEaM down. Ravenna Blue, Crete and Drink & Destroy join the fray and Team Fuel retreat to safety, but the roofed cage is already lowered and Alexander Darling is at the mercy of The Five.
Poe pulls Darling to his feet as members of TEaM and Drink &Destroy swarm the cage looking for a way in. The door is tightly chained and padlocked, so Ravenna and Crete rush to the back for tools to break the lock. Inside the ring, Poe sends Darling HARD into the cage, then on the rebound catches him with a boot to the gut and a CRUCIFIX BOMB! Kz pulls Darling to his feet and Moose hits a spinning chop to the neck that sends Darling staggering right into a CANADIAN DESTROYER! The crowd is about to riot and Team TEaM and Drink and Destroy are livid. Poe pulls Darling to his feet once again, he can barely stand on his own. Poe puts Darling in the ASP LOCK! Darling struggles for a moment then quickly loses consciousness. As he does, Ravenna and Crete get to ringside with bolt cutters. As they are cutting through the chain and lock, Poe releases the hold and gives the “up” signal to someone and the cage starts to lift. As Drink and Destroy and TEaM flood the ring, The Five beat a hasty retreat and soon join a shocked Team Fuel at the top of the ramp. Everyone seems pretty happy with their work, until Evans says something to Firewoman. They turn and have a heated conversation that appears to be about to come to blows when LD Williams and Bryce Larson step in and pull them apart.
The camera pans back to the ring where wrestlers and EMT’s kneel around Alexander Darling. They are stabilizing him and calling for a gurney as we fade to black.
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