OOWF November Pain 2 PPV

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OOWF November Pain 2
Live! From Ottawa, Illinois

War Games[/u]
Ecosystem, Matt Folz, Tytan, Davin Moreland & Alexander Darling vs. Stank, Poe, Moosehead Jack, Firewoman & LD Williams

Tag Team Elimination Match[/u]
Drink & Destroy vs. Ravenna Blue & Concrete TG vs. Team Fuel

Outback Jack vs. TBA

Card subject to trade for Jake Peavy

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(Ecosystem is bruised and battered after Mayhem, pacing around the locker room with Tytan.)

Tytan: Where is Folz?

Eco: With the EMTs. There were enough of them I figured he ought to get checked out too.

Tytan: Eco, what's going on?

Eco: What's going on? The Five are running circles around us even though there's only five of them and a HELL of a lot more of us opposing them. I don't understand what the fuck the problem is with coordination, alliance, what...

Tytan: Maybe you ought to look in the mirror.

Eco: Excuse me?

Tytan: I get jumped last week, where are you? Forget cutting promos together, you don't even have my back when I need you! You lecture the whole locker room for not backing you up, and you can't even follow through yourself.

Eco: Whoa, whoa, whoa--when I'm there, of course I have your back. You want me to babysit you?

(Tytan slams Eco up against the wall.)

Tytan: BABYSIT? No, no, no that's what you think you're doing for the whole roster. All I want is for you to be an actual teammate. We stick together because we're stronger together. Right now, I feel like you're not thinking about the TEaM at all.

Eco: Listen, if you're listening to Moose's bullshit about how I'm manipulating you for my own personal gain--

Tytan: Well, no, I don't believe that. But are you using me for your own personal desires, be that saving Firewoman or saving this company or whatever your messianic desire of the week is?

Eco: ...let me go.

(Tytan backs off Eco.)

Eco: Tytan, I've been very clear with you about the fact that I want some wacky things. Some difficult things. But my overarching desires do not relegate you to a supporting role. You're not my supporter, you are in fact my teammate. And you are as free to make demands on me as I am on you. You are as free to refuse my unreasonable requests as I am free to refuse yours.

Tytan: This is you making things right? We're all equal, group hug?

Eco: Um...we're all equal, group hug, fuck the fact that Darling's down and that we lack the advantage, we're going to kick five asses at November Pain?

Tytan: ...I'll take that right now.

Eco: Thanks.

Tytan: But this week, we stick together. No ifs, ands, or buts, we are side-by-side as a team.

Eco: Got it.

Tytan: Let's go get Folz.

Eco: Yes sir.

Tytan: Are you just going to listen to everything I say?

Eco: Mostly sir.

(Tytan and Eco head out to find Folz.)

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Firewoman and Evans are WALKING~! after the match back to The Chamber, and appear to be continuing their "discussion" from right after the match. Evans is following just a bit behind Firewoman and they are definitely arguing.

FW: I've said all I need to say. The subject is closed.

C"L"E: No it is not closed. He was your friend! How many times did you call him your brother?

FW: I have a brother. And besides, Alexander will--

C"L"E: Understand? Understand what? That he came down to the ring half dead, and then had to have his team mate stop the match? That the Five systematically tore him to pieces AFTER the towel had been thrown in? That you--

At this, Firewoman stops, turns to face Evans, and forces him backward as she speaks.

FW: Alright, enough! First of all, I didn't lay a finger on Alexander once the cage was lowered. All I did was roll him into the ring. Second, you didn't let your concern for his well-being keep you from preventing Eco and Tytan from saving him, and we all know how much Eco likes to save people.

She has Evans up against the wall now, but shows no sign of backing off any time soon.

FW: And finally, Cubbie....

C"L"E: You know the nickname is "Lionheart."

FW: When we made this switch I gave you every opportunity to back out. I told you what it would be. That it would be the most dominant team in OOWF. That there were going to be five core members who had been here, paid their dues, but that you and Larson would be welcome as allies if you wanted. And you wanted. You could have said no, but you didn't. So don't go getting all noble and virtuous. You wanted blood as badly as the rest of us did, and you came in with your eyes wide open.

C"L"E: I didn't think--

FW: Yes you did. And this ... this right here. This is why I call you Cubbie. A true Lionheart doesn't get all whiny when things get a little sticky.

C"L"E: Sticky? You call this sticky?

FW: You know what I mean. Now. You can grow a pair and stand with us. Or you can rethink your decision, and go join the mediocre wrestlers who can't seem to get their acts together enough to mount even the smallest challenge to our dominance. But whatever you decide, make it quick. The world of the Five has already begun. You don't want to get left behind.

The two glare at each other for a bit, and then they both relax some.

FW: I'll leave you to your thoughts. I have a plane to catch to Tampa for the holiday.

Fire turns and walks away. Evans watches her go, still angry, but also looking like he has a great deal to think about.

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(Spin Hansen is a man exuding pure rage as he walks down the Hallway of Random Encounters... and oddly enough, there isn't one. He turns the corner and sees Team TEaM's locker room. He grits his teeth, exhales slowly, realizes that isn't calming him down, and KICKS THE DOOR OFF OF ITS HINGES!)

SH: ECO, WE NEED TO TALK. NOW.

(He blinks, not realizing that Ecosystem and Tytan are gone...)

SH: Motherfucker. Guess it's on to my next stop...

(He stalks off in the direction of GM TheRick's office...)

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*Outback Jack walks into the Destroyitarium bar, and Adam the bartender waves him over*

Adam: I've been doing some research to help you out. I saw that you're wrestling TBA, who is probably the Taiwanese Brutal Assasin.

OBJ: Ok, well...

Adam: So I had your last singles match translated into Mandarin and back to English, so you'd know what he's reading about you!

OBJ: Right, well...

Adam: So it reads: OBJ file leg sweep up from his text, the rapid short-arm scissors lock. Darwin argued that there is a favorable scissors, and the OBJ to break their own escape maintained. Both men of their feet and they lock. OBJ documentation arm bar. Green belt arm lock counters. OBJ file palm of his shoulder twice (according to the law, before locking themselves into their arms reversed). The crowd boos. Obviously, they do not like wrestling. Darwin slapped him on the shoulder twice, and then dive forward, to succeed him on the shoulder of the OBJ. Darwin locks in another arm bar. Do not like the crowd. Darwin OBJ whip the rope and hit an arm drag Ricky Steamboat! The crowd was very upset. Powers of the OBJ (a bit), and level up to the text of the short arm clothesline. OBJ file cover, barely get a count. OBJ file lock locked in the chin. The crowd began to join the ring thing.

Bridge Darwin himself, and exercises of OBJ and his wife back to stomach a hard elbow to force to break the hold of the OBJ. Darwin followed the couple perspective of European quality Uppercuts, forcing the rope of the OBJ. Darwin WHIPS out of the whole ring of OBJ to capture his sweet dropkick square meters, sent to his rope. Darwin soon disrupted, and the OBJ out of the ring clothesline. He stepped back to wait for the OBJ to get up groggily. Darwin and began to think that the whole ring sprint free gate on hand to take off the face of the land before Darwin Plancha. He came to his bloody flip. The OBJ has shaken the cobwebs and began to stomp greenbelt foolish. Satisfaction, he would pull up and click into the steel steps in Darwin sweet release German Suplex, splaying them everywhere. Darwin rough shape. OBJ file click access to Darwin a left knee on the apron a few steps down, and looks very painful. Barros has decided to begin the calculation at the same time, and up to 5, such OBJ diving in.

Barros may be slowed down for a count, so that Darwin Dive 9:00 in, but the OBJ files and even Darwin did not have the opportunity to get up and began to stamp one's foot in his walk with him. He pulls up the text, and whips him to the corner, he with a big move. Darwin seems to be complete. He began stumbling block around, and OBJ is the track behind him. He flew to the establishment of the OBJ, but as it attempts to Darwin is able to duck it and hit the bottom. Darwin follow-up in any shape, though, it is not surprising, obj is to build up. OBJ files get his knees and crawled under lock and key in the Crocodile Hunter! He has it completely locked up the text nowhere to go. This is only a matter of time, and Barros is a Darwin check to see if he has to be produced! Darwin refused, refused, and then looks like he's about to disappear. Samantha began to hit the rhythm on the mat as the crowd, Darwin seems to be teetering arm power, and through volumes and at the end of rope diving, get it, and broke to maintain.

OBJ: I don't know what to say.

Adam: No need to thank me. I was happy to do this.

OBJ (face suddenly contorts into the Jack of the Hinterlands face): We should be getting revenge for Gator! What the hell are we waiting for!

*OBJ's face suddenly relaxes into the serenely deranged look of Back of Beyond Jack*

OBJ: In due time, mate. Now is not the time.

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(Spin Hansen, anger still at a full steam, approaches GM TheRick's office... and KICKS IT IN! Apparently, he's not one for changing a working formula.)

GMtR: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DOORS I'VE HAD TO REPLACE FROM IDIOTS LIKE YOU DOING THAT?

SH: ASK ME IF I CARE!

GMtR (trying to calm himself down): Right. Now, before I have security throw you out of this arena and suspend you indefinitely without pay, what the hell do you want?

SH: I want to know why the fuck anyone from Drink and Destroy is involved in War Games. You booked Alexander Fucking Darling, who's at death's door in the match?

GMtR: It wasn't me who made the teams.

SH: But it WAS you who had final approval over who's fighting and who isn't.

GMtR: I did what had to be done. And do you want to know what this sounds like to me?

SH: Yeah.

GMtR: THAT YOU'RE WHINING ABOUT YOUR SPOT! YOU'RE PISSED OFF THAT THIS IS THE FIRST ANGLE THAT DRINK AND DESTROY HASN'T BEEN AT THE FOREFRONT OF FOR AGES!

SH: FUCK YOU! IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT! IT'S ABOUT REVENGE!

GMtR: You want revenge? Here's your chance. As of right now, the winning team in the Tag Elimination Match becomes the Number One Contender for the OOWF Tag Team Championship. You beat Evans, Larson, Blue, and Concrete TG and you get your chance to get your hands on kz... and God help you if you do. You want to bitch about War Games, you can talk to Ecosystem. Are you happy now?

SH: As long as it gets us that much closer to taking out The Five, I am.

GMtR: THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

(The scene fades as Spin starts his search for Ecosystem anew...)

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<Moose is sitting in The Chamber with LD Williams, they just finished watching Spin’s promo>

LD: Hey look, Drink and Destroy ARE alive!

MHJ: So now we are supposed to be afraid of them because they are done slapdicking around and suddenly remember that first you, then Stank made them look like the chumps they are?

LD: It sure appears that way

<Moose takes his half of the tag team title and lays it on the floor>

MHJ: There it is boys. You want it? Come get it. When we say kz is the best tag team the OOWF has ever seen, we are not just saying it to say it, we are saying it because we have proved it.

LD: You can think what you want about The Five, you can say we are the scourge of the OOWF, you can say we are evil incarnate, you can say we have no conscience, and you would be right. One thing you cannot say is that we duck anyone who wants a shot at OUR tag team titles.

MHJ: Phantos & Lucios? The Chickenshit Heels? Team TEaM? All of them have got their shots. Drink and Destroy, you want you shot? You earn your shot and its all yours. Just remember, what you reap is what you sow. You want these titles, you deal with the pain and blood that comes with taking them from us.

LD: And quite honestly? I knew it then, and I know it now. You boys don’t have what it takes.

MHJ: Trust me

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(Spin Hansen is pacing down the hallway when he is tapped on his shoulder.)

Eco: Hey.

Spin: ECO! (Spin pushes Eco off him.) We need to talk RIGHT. NOW.

Eco: About War Games?

Spin: Yes.

Eco: About how I didn't choose you for my team?

Spin: Yes.

Eco: Oh man. Why did I go with Moreland and Darling over the Midnight Sons. Why did I do that thing? Is it that the Midnight Sons weren't pulling their weight? Is it that Moreland and Darling seemed eager about the opportunity to get their hands on The Five while Drink and Destroy engaged in wacky skits with bartenders?

Spin: I'll show you wacky, you arrogant son of a--

(Spin throws a right at Eco, who dodges. Spin looks like he is about to throw another, but holds back.)

Spin: And what are you going to do about Darling now? You want to throw his mangled body to the wolves?

Eco: No, of course I don't want an incapacitated Alexander Darling on my team. Much as I can't stand the son of a bitch sometimes, I would generally prefer he remains in decent health. However, whatever Rick told you, the match is booked. Darling is being cared to. Frankly, if I could replace Darling with anyone I liked, Ravenna would be taking the spot above you.

Spin: How dare--after Drink and Destroy has had your back!

Eco: Really? Do you really have our back? After you just accept the #1 Contender's shot?

Spin: What do you mean?

Eco: I mean Moose is a lying son of a bitch. Team TEaM never got their tag title shot. It was always with an extra team in the mix, or with Folz attached to me and Tytan, taking the loss himself. The last time LD Williams and Moosehead Jack faced Ecosystem and Tytan two-on-two, they lost--but it was non-title.

Spin: Great. You won a match one time. And this means we don't have your back HOW? Because we don't congratulate you all the time and give you little "Champions in Our Hearts" medals?

Eco: (batistalaughs)

Spin: I didn't know you Batistalaughed.

Eco: Special occasions. Listen, if you really had our backs, you would have refused that #1 tag title contender set-up and allowed me and Tytan to take that spot.

Spin: I'm sorry, I thought this was all about dethroning the Five? All of a sudden, it has to be Team TEaM that gets all the gold, that gets all the glory of beating kz? If I didn't know any better, I'd say Moose was right--you are just looking out for yourself!

Eco: Not myself! Not me! But--I need this shot! I owe this shot to Tytan! He deserves it!

Spin: Please. I see right through you. You don't really care about Tytan, as you don't really care about beating The Five.

Eco: Look, Spin, when it comes to The Five--

Spin: You'll be there. I know. And frankly, we'll continue to have your backs, as I know that at the end of the day, you'll have ours. But don't think for a second this means I trust you or your motives in this fight.

(Spin walks off.)

Eco: ...I do mean it though. And I do owe it to him. And he does deserve it.

(Eco walks off in the opposite direction.)

FADE

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Tytan is walking down the hall of Random Encounters and catches up to Ravenna Blue.)

Tytan: Ravenna
(She turns ready to defend herself and then she realizes who it is and then relaxes a bit.)

Ravenna: Tytan.

T:I just wanted to say congrats champ with all this war going on around here you are the first to actually keep the objective in mind and took a title off of the Five. So I just wanted to tell you nice job,

(He extends his hand out to shake and Ravenna slowly and cautiously does so.)

R:Thanks. I didn't expect the craziness that comes with the title.

T: Any time any place someone could come for you. Just remember some advice you don't have to wait for them you can go to them and defend it.

R:What?

T: Check the history. I was the first person to actually start going after people and defending that title. I was actually the first person to hold that title to get a title defense on a card. You don't have to be the hunted you can be the hunter.

R: I see I am liking the sounds of that one.

T: Good. So until then Ravenna keep it up and bring some honor back to that title again. And don't let it become the Quinn's play toy again.

R:Okay, thanks for the tip.

(They shake and Tytan goes off.)

Tytan: Alright one down and one to go.

(FADE)

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Time for a heart to heart

(Tytan catches up to Eco at Ric' Sandwich shop.)

Eco:Tytan!

Tytan: Eco!

(They shake and do whatever ritual shake guys do these days.)

Eco: I heard you finished your book good for you.

Tytan: You are just the person I am looking for.

Eco: What's up?

Tytan: We need to talk and all I want you to do is listen to what I have to say and don't interrupt me. This has taken a lot of thought..

Eco: Okay big man, shoot.

Tytan: Eco, the PPV is tomorrow night and what have you done to get the team on the same page. We stay like this and we are going to get our asses kick tomorrow night.

Eco: Why are you talking like that.

Tytan: We aren't even on the same page. You are the Captain you are a freaken Hall Of Famer. Damn it Eco when are you going to start acting like one.

Eco: Drink and Destroy they were pissed...

Tytan: I don't care. You picked this team if we lose at War Games that lost is your own doing.

Eco: That's not fair. I have been on this mission to save Firewoman.

Tytan: You know. I have been quiet about this the whole time but now I have to speak. What happened to Work Smart, not hard.

Eco: It's still there.

Tytan: But by trying to Save Firewoman it's nothing but Hard and it certainly ain't smart.

Eco: But...

Tytan: You need to save those who only want to be saved.

Eco: Like you?

Tytan: Like me I was someone who needed to be saved and you were the only one that gave a shit to do it. And that I am thankful for now consider this as my chance to save you.

Eco: You think I need to be saved?

Tytan: Right now you need to be saved from yourself. This whole war can be over real quick is you don't get this sinking ship saved. Is that what you want to see the OOWF in the hands of the Five.

Eco: No.

Tytan: Then be the Hall of Famer that you are and get off your ass and lead this team to victory tomorrow night.

Eco: Wow Tytan you have come a long way from where you were.

Tytan: Someone still has to fight the good fight.

(Tytan walks off.)

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Now for a straight out promo.

(Tytan grabs the mic from SFJ #2 and then begins to speak to the camera old school.)

Tytan: Five, you see right now you are winning this war. War Games that begins to change. It doesn't matter if I have to take you on all 5 myself. I am threw being a spectator to this war.

First let's start out with this Moose you worthless piece of crap. You think I am done with you. Not by a long shot, and once again I will say. Your sister is a hell of a lot tougher then you. No wonder you go for the random beatdowns in the hall. I will say this though you are the bigger bitch then her. I am still after you and I want those titles. I don't care right now if it is me and Eco or it could be me and Davin. If the son of a bitch and stop talking about himself for a minute. Oh yeah and Moose I have three wins against you now. How many do you have on me. Oh you haven't even pinned me yet.

Firewoman you are tough as nails and I will easily jump to get my hands on you again.

Stank if Davin can't take that title from you then maybe I will come after you again.

Now it gets to you Poe. You may have beat me but like I told you before you have to kill me to stop me. Firewoman couldn't do it. Alexsnder Darling couldn't do it. Moose hasn't been able to do it. And Poe you haven't done it. So I am still standing and any time you want to get back in the ring I will be glad too. I am better then I was the last time we faced so this time I will break you.

Oh and D&D I would have chose you as partners. So when you want come and find me I have your back.

(Fade)

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(Ecosystem is walking around after his discussion with Tytan when he bumps into Chris "Lionheart" Evans.)

Eco: Hey Chris.

Evans: Eco. Now's not the time. (Evans turns away and continues walking.)

Eco: I saw your discussion with Firewoman.

(Evans stops.)

Eco: Ninjas are EVERYWHERE.

Evans: Fine. We had a disagreement. What business is that of yours?

Eco: Had? Past tense? Looked more like 'have' to me. And it's not a mere disagreement, it's a complete disconnect in philosophy.

Evans: Don't try to lump me in with you. I am not like you.

Eco: You're like me in the ways that matter. In the main way, in fact. Loyalty. You're loyal, Lionheart. You're loyal to Larson, you're loyal to Firewoman, and you don't understand how Fire can throw away her old loyalties like they never meant anything.

Evans: She never touched him after the cage--

Eco: You know that means nothing, so don't parrot it. Inaction is the same as action here--as it was when you refused to assist me to protect Alexander.

Evans: Now you're making demands on me?

Eco: Fire wants to know why we can't get our act together to oppose the Five. It's because the Five are bound by something much stronger than a sense of justice, honor, anything like that. They're bound by shared sadism. And as long as they are aligned, no matter whether they garner success or failure on a given night, they get their fill.

That's all "dominance" means, Chris. You're confused because you see the word as all tied up in notions of being the best at what you do. But it's not about being able to beat the best competition for the Five. It's about injuring and destroying people for the sake of continuing to maintain a position where you can injure and destroy people. A Lionheart doesn't need to incapacitate his opponents in a sneak attack. A Lionheart bests them in ring when they're both at their best. Firewoman is Cubbie right now, not you.

Evans: ...Are you done?

Eco: Just consider my words. You have plenty of reason not to trust me based on our individual relationship, Evans. But you have plenty of reason never to trust the Five. And should you find them trustworthy, it will only be because you have become one of them...and frankly, that's the worst possibility of all.

Evans: Great. Fine. I'm done here even if you're not.

(Evans turns around and walks off, deep in thought. Eco glares afterward.)

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Matt Folz walking down the Hallway of Random Encounters, bumping into Eco.

E: How are you feeling? Ready for tomorrow?

MF: Ready as I'll ever be. Short of my head being completely cut off, and I don't put it past the Five to try, nothing is going to keep me from kicking ass in WarGames.

E (Smiling): Just what I want to hear.

MF (Sighing): Look, can I be honest?

E: What is it?

MF: I know it was your call, you're team captain, but I don't like nor do I trust Darling. I completely trust you and Tytan to have my back, and as much as I think Moreland's a fucking douche, he's been on our side for a while, so I trust him.

But....Darling? I don't know, how are we sure he dosen't have a change of heart and decide to become Poe's 'Boy' again?

E: Look, I appreciate your opinion. But as you said, it's not your call, it was mine, and I feel the 5 of us, including Alexander, are completely tight as a unit. We all hate the 5 and have the common goal to destroy them. Alexander's not going to turn on us, I'm sure of it. Relax Matt, go back to the hotel, get some sleep, I'll see you when we get to the arena tomorrow.

MF (shaking hands with Eco): I hope your right, I trust your judgement, talk to you tomorrow big man.

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Moose, LD, Poe, Stank, Selena, Evans, and Larson are all gathered in The Chamber before the PPV, with someone glaringly missing. Moose is pacing while talking on a cell phone.

MHJ: What do you mean you don't know if the plane landed? Look, you are useless. When I get my hands on you..

LD grabs the phone out of Moose's hands and hangs it up

MHJ: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR? I was making headway!

LD: Yeah...right....

Stank: Look, she'll be here, okay?

Poe: Hmph. Not the first time she's no showed in her career.

MHJ: *Glaring at Poe* I believe there were extenuating circumstances with that, weren't there?

An uncomfortable silence of things unspoken pass between the two, broken by the arrival of Firewoman with Lucky in tow, with her bags.

FW: Hey guys.

MHJ: *channeling his anger with Poe directly at Fire* Where the FUCK have you been. Do you not KNOW that we have a PPV today? An important PPV?

FW: Well, of course I do. That's why I'm back. Did you miss me?

MHJ: Did I....did I what???

FW: Why are you all upset? I'm here well before bell time, I can even go for a quick run with Stank if--

Selena: I think Uncle Moose was worried--

MHJ: Don't be ridiculous.

FW: Aw, how sweet. I'm fine, Moose. Better than I've been in months in fact. LD, tell your mom thanks for the invitation for Thanksgiving, but--

LDW: No need to explain. If there's one thing Mom understands, it's....well, you know.

MHJ: You invited her to Thanksgiving? What about me?

LDW: Hey, take it up with Mom. *whispering* I think she's playing match maker.

MHJ: That's not even close to funny.

FW: Stank, we still up for that... wow, dude....did you lose a few pounds?

Stank: Well, maybe one or two.....I thought those protein shakes of were worthless at first but they seem to be doing the trick.

FW: The fine folks at Muscle Milk will be glad. You look great.

Stank: Uh....thanks...... *Is Stank blushing?*

FW: Evans...look, I'm sorry about before....I've done a lot of thinking over the weekend, and ... well, you were right. You guys are part of the team. I need to remember that.

C"L"E: It's okay....tempers run high after a match...I understand.

FW: Good...Larson? Larson? *Larson is busy arguing with himself in the mirror* Never mind.

She looks around....and walks up to Poe, who eyes her suspiciously. She eyeballs him right back and then hands him a slip of paper.

Poe: What's this?

FW: My share of the damages from last week. I hope you and Selena had a Happy Thanksgiving.

She smiles at Selena and heads to her locker room, leaving everyone...somewhat speechless. Lucky starts to follow, but he's stopped by Moose, who is far from speechless. He grabs Lucky by the arm from behind.

L: Fire won't like--

MHJ: If it gets her to stop this happy mood, good. What the fuck is wrong with her?

L: Huh?

MHJ: She's....we've got WAR GAMES! Tonight! Why is she so...

L: Calm? Peaceful? She's always that way after spending time in Florida. Or wherever. Although a bit more extreme than usual, so it must have been a very good weekend. It's kind of nice, actually.

MHJ: NO IT ISN'T. We need angry, vengeful, bloodthirsty Firewoman. Not.....THIS!

Moose brushes past Lucky and barges into Firewoman's Locker Room. She is unpacking some stuff and ... humming? Really?

FW: Now, Moose, you know the rules. You could at least knock.

MHJ: What the fuck is up with you?

FW: What? I had a good time is all.

MHJ: But you're....you asked Poe if he had a Happy Thanksgiving. You paid for your share of the damage....you....you're HUMMING!?

FW: And that's from my own account too, not Jericho's.

MHJ: Hmph. You know, I think we need to stop this whole 'visiting certain people before big matches.'

FW: What? Why?

MHJ: Because look at you....you're .... calm. Relaxed.....You're not YOU.

FW: Oh, don't be silly.

MHJ: Seriously, if spending time with that walking thesaurus costs us the match tonight...

FW: I do wish you'd be nicer to him. Don't you want you sister to be happy?

MHJ: Not if it costs us matches, no.

FW: Well, you better get over it, because he's not going anywhere. I'm more sure of that than ever.

MHJ: What the fuck does that--

Moose is stopped midsentence by Firewoman dangling her left hand in front of him with a big hunking chunk of diamond on it.

MHJ: No way. No FUCKING way.

FW: Aw, c'mon Moosie, now you finally get to give your sister away. It's what you always wanted, right?

MHJ: Not only no, but HELL no. I'd sooner have Alexander Darling for a brother-in-law.

FW: There's no need to get vicious. You mean.....*Firewoman's eyes well up with tears.* You aren't happy for me? I ... I had it all planned out...how I would talk you into wearing a tuxedo.... *She hides her face in her hands and turns away*

MHJ: Wait...what? Oh geez, don't......

Moose looks around awkwardly, not knowing quite what to do....So, he slowly reaches out and puts an arm on her shoulder....

MHJ: Hey.....hey....don't.

Firewoman turns around, laughing

FW: Gotcha!

MHJ: What? Oh....you BITCH.

FW: I know, right? This is a fake ring, I picked it up at the airport. I thought it'd be hysterical. And it was!

MHJ: So....

FW: Totally not the marrying type, Moose. I figured you'd see right through that. Yeah, we had lots of good talk and lots of good...

MHJ: Stop.

FW: Prude. But .... no.

Firewoman still laughing....Moose is not amused.

MHJ: So... Wargames? You're okay for that?

FW: Let's see.... I want to burn Tytan alive, throw Matt Folz through a glass table, DDT Moreland so hard he has to batista laugh out his ass, and superkick Ecosystem back to Biblical times so he and Jesus can compete for "Jerusalem's Biggest Savior." That about cover it?

MHJ: Um...yeah...except for--

FW: Can't give away all my secrets, now can I? *Fire smiles evilly, and looks more like herself.* Now tell Stank to get his running shoes on. I wasn't kidding about anything I said out there. Especially that.

MHJ: Gotcha.

[mooseheadjack]

From Judson, Texas

Chad Madison walks into a comfortable living room carrying a pizza and a cooler Zane Myers is seated with a remote in hand.

Chad: Look! It's not delivery, it's..

Zane: Delivery.

Chad: It wasn't! I brought it with me.

Zane: So you delivered it.

Chad sits down and opens the pizza.

Chad: So, ready for WarGames?

Zane: No, quick; Lets get ready! (laughs)

Chad: I can't believe you're watching an OOWF pay-per-view. It's been months since we left.

Zane: I have been watching ever since. I wasn't letting You watch until your head is on straight and we can go back to work

Chad: So we're going back?

Zane: Not yet. Shut up and watch the show, or I'll send you home.

[mooseheadjack]

**Inside Chamber V, Moose sits at the bar next to L.D. Williams.**

LDW: "I can't believe you fell for that."

MHJ: "Fuck you."

LDW" In fact, I'm offended that you fell for that."

MHJ: "Fu- Offended? What the hell for?"

LDW: "I admit, I played along, but you still should have spotted it."

MHJ: "The hell are you talking about?"

LDW: "Ma asking Fire to Thanksgiving?"

MHJ: "-"

LDW: "I'm Canadian, moron - Our thanksgiving was six weeks ago."

MHJ: "Fuck."

[mooseheadjack]

*Firewoman comes running into Chamber V, her breathing steady. She jogs in place checking her pulse and looking at her watch as she counts the beats per minute. After having showered and relaxing out in the common area, reading an article from the latest OOWF magazine, Firewoman sips her sports drink then looks up as Stank comes strolling in, sweating profusely and breathing heavy.*

Stank - You said you'd wait for me.

FW - I could only wait for so long Stank.

Stank - My knee thanks you for the run.

FW - Tell it to stop whining and prepare for some leg lifts.

Stank - WHAT? No!

FW - Yes. We don't want your knee stiffening up now do we?

Stank - *grumble* no.

FW - What did you say? I couldn't quite hear you.

Stank - I said NO! bitch

FW - What did you call me?

Stank - I called you a BITCH!

FW - Oh... I've been called worse. I'm going to assume that's the knee talking.

Stank - It was... and I echo its sentiment.

FW - Whatever let's get to the weight room.

Stank - I'm getting a beer first.

FW - You will do no such thing.

Stank - Greg give me a-

FW - Greg you so much as look at that tap and I will NEVER flog you again.

Stank - Flog? Is that what the kids are calling it now-a-days?

FW - Something like that. Greg I'm serious.

GtB - Sorry big guy.

Stank - Big guy?

GtB - Sorry boss.

Stank - That's right. I am your boss. Get me a fucking beer.

*Greg looks pleadingly at Firewoman who returns a convicted look of her own. Greg looks pleadingly at Stank who returns a murderous look of his own. Greg starts hopping up and down under the pressure then throws his hands up in the air, exasperated.*

GtB - I'm on break.

*Greg flees the scene. Stank turns and looks at Firewoman.*

Stank - Look what you've done! You've broken my bartender.

FW - I don't see what my sex life has to do with any of this.

Stank - EWW! NO! That's NOT what I meant!

FW - Stank. Lucas. You want that knee to get better? You've come a long way. You've lost like what... 10.. 15 pounds.

Stank - Eighteen and a half which proably has more to do with Chamber V serving more light beer than regular and our choice in bar food. At the Destroyitarium it was all Fosters and Double Dog Pale Ale, cheese pretzels, Buffalo wings and Spin's goddamn bacon stuffed fried wontons. That wasn't me ascribing my distaste for the wontons. They were really called "Spin's goddamn bacon stuffed fried wontons."

FW - Wow... just... wow.

Stank - Don't knock it til you try it.

FW - Not in this lifetime.

Stank - Anyway... point is... You must have said something to Shannon cause she won't make any of that shit here for me. The only bar food we get around here are rice cakes and unsalted peanuts... honey roasted if I beg... which means you BROKE my BARMAID too!

FW - You can't deny the results. Look at yourself.

Stank - Grrrrr.

FW - Fine you wanna be Fatty Fat Fat Fatopotamus with the perpetual throbbing knee be my guest.

Stank - Don't you start with THAT!

FW -

Stank - FINE! I'll drink a goddamn GATORADE! Happy?

FW - Make it a Cytomax Protein Pure Performance Drink and I will be.

Stank - Cytomax Protein Pure Performance Drink doesn't roll of the toungue quite as nicely as Gatorade.

FW - Yeah but I don't get paid to shill the competition, such as it is.

Stank - So does that mean everytime I say Gatorade they get free advertising?

FW - Yes so I kindly suggest you stop saying that and drink this instead.

*Firewoman reaches behind the bar and tosses Stank a Cytomax Protein Pure Performance Drink. Stank holds the bottle up to the camera.*

Stank - Cytomax a product by CytoSport. Supporting the efforts of leading sport organizations including the IOC, NFL, NCAA and the OOWF.

FW - Get yours TODAY!

Stank -

FW -

Stank - I don't know why I did that. I think I might vomit. You don't feel the least bit ill after saying that?

FW - I do, but my new motorcyce boots aren't going to pay for themselves.

<Fade>

[mooseheadjack]

Live! From Converse, Texas

Zane Myers walks out of his bedroom Monday morning and sees Chad Madison still sitting in his living room, eyes glued to the TV, He doesn't appear to have moved from the night before

Zane: What The Heck!? I told you to go home!

Chad: (staring blankly at the screen) Any minute now, It's gonna start any minute now....

Zane: GO HOME!

Chad: But I might miss War Games!

Zane throws his hands up in the air and returns to his room, slamming the door loudly behind him

[mooseheadjack]

The wrestlers are milling about backstage, waiting for the fire marshall to clear the venue for occupancy and for the pyro that OOWF uses. Apparently there was a Very Important Electrical problem or something...anyway, LD Williams and Firewoman are in a corner talking strategy.

LDW: I think you'll agree with me. It is time.

FW: It's been time, but... I don't know....

LDW: Look, we're either all on the same page or we're not. Last Mayhem it was clear who was on the same page and who wasn't, right?

FW: Right....yeah, you're right. Okay.

Moosehead Jack comes around the corner.

MHJ: Good, I'm glad you agreed.

FW: This was your idea? I should have known.

MHJ: I knew if I told you, you'd tell me it was a stupid idea.

FW: That's because you always have stupid ideas.

MHJ: You're a stupid idea.

FW: Your FACE is a stupid idea.

LDW: Dammit. Would you two save it for War Games?

FW: FINE!

MHJ: FINE!

FW: At least you've learned your lesson, and are now keeping me in the loop, not like--

MHJ: I thought you were over...that?

FW: Totally. Swear.

[mooseheadjack]

OOWF November Pain 2 PPV
Live! From Ottawa, Illinois

<Dear OOWFers, sorry for the delay, I appreciate your patience with this; hopefully we don’t have “wiring issues” again! – MHJ>

Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to November Pain 2! We finally have our severe electrical problems worked out and we are ready to roll! I am Russ, and as always I am joined by Razz and Nash
Razz: Good ta be here
Nash: Always a pleasure Russ, I do hope this time the check clears on time
Russ: That was a simple clerical error, and I thought we agreed never to discuss it again?
Nash: Rules are made to be broken
Razz: WE’RE TAKIN’ OVAH!
Nash: What?
Razz: Oh, sorry, got caught up in the moment
Russ: Folks we have a great show for you tonight, Outback Jack is facing a mystery opponent, and the rumor going around the back is that it is someone making their return to the OOWF
Razz: Really? Any word on who it is?
Nash: If it’s The Predator, I’m quitting
Russ: No word on who it is yet. In addition to that, we have an elimination match for a shot at kz’s OOWF World Tag Team titles. Team Fuel, Drink and Destroy and Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue will square off for the shot
Razz: That should be a helluva match! Those are three well oiled machines right there, I am looking forward to that one!
Russ: And our main event. A match that has been building since their formation at Hell on Earth V, The Five will take on Team TEaM: Ecosystem, Matt Folz and Tytan, and their partners Davin Moreland and Alexander Darling
Nash: That is, if Alexander Darling is alive
Razz: That is the big question mark for this match, how is Darling? He was in bad shape after that black mist attack, and then he took one hell of a beating from The Five last week. I don’t think there is any way he is 100% for this match
Russ: We start with our first match of the evening, Drink and Destroy member Outback Jack has a match next against a mystery opponent, we have no idea who it is, though as I mentioned, it is supposedly someone making their return to the OOWF.
Nash: Well, what has The Amnesiac been doing lately?
Razz: He is here, as part of IHOP
Nash: Oh, I always forget about him
Russ: Let’s go to the ring!

OUTBACK JACK vs. TO BE ANNOUNCED

“Thunderstruck” plays and Outback Jack makes his way to the ring and the crowd roars their approval. The Drink & Destroy member slaps hands and pauses before he gets into the ring, slams a beer and belches. The crowd roars “THAT’S AUSTRALIAN FOR ASS KICKING TIME!” Jack grins and steps between the ropes and bounces off the ropes a few times waiting for his opponent. After a sufficiently dramatic pause Flogging Molly’s “Rebels of the Sacred Heart” plays and Seamus McNasty charges to the ring and slides under the ropes as the crowd roars their approval. Seamus and Jack meet in the middle of the ring and bump knuckles then back to neutral corners, looks like this one is going to be a fight!

OUTBACK JACK vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY

The two of them slowly circle and lock up. Seamus backs Jack into the corner and the referee calls for a clean break and surprisingly gets it. Seamus moves back to the middle of the ring and they lock up again. This time Seamus grabs an arm wringer, but Jack immediately reverses it and catches Seamus with a chop to the chest, then another that backs him to the ropes. Jack tries a whip, but Seamus reverses it and catches Jack with a big back body drop. Seamus tries to drop an elbow but Jack rolls out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. As Seamus stands up, Jack catches him with several stiff kicks to the hamstring sending him to one knee. Jack bounds off the ropes and take Seamus to the mat with a bulldog and rolls him over but only gets a one count. Jack gets to his feet but Seamus sweeps his legs taking him right back to the mat and grabs a side headlock and peppers him with rights to the temple. Jack fights back to his feet and whips Seamus to the ropes and tires a shoulder block, but Seamus runs right through him and sends him to the mat. Seamus connects with a stomp to the mouth, then hits a falling head butt for a one count.

Seamus pulls Jack to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in and hits a clothesline. Jack staggers but does not fall down, instead he rakes the eyes and reverses Seamus in the corner and lights him ups with chops. Jack snap mares Seamus out of the corner and hits a kick to the back of the head that sends Seamus to the mat, then bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest. Jack doesn’t even go for the cover, instead he flips Seamus over and lands several stiff stomps to his lower back, then locks him in a chin lock, which he eventually turns into a camel clutch trying for the submission, but Seamus refuses to give up.

Seamus slowly fights to his feet with Jack on his shoulders and falls back, driving Jack to the mat. Both men remain down and the referee starts the ten count. At five, Seamus gets to his feet and waits for Jack to get to his, as he does, Seamus charges and takes Jack to the mat with a clothesline. Jack pops right back to his feet and Seamus plants him with a big body slam. Seamus moves to the corner and climbs the second rope and waits for Jack to get to his feet. When he does, Seamus leaps and hits a double axe handle to the side of Jack’s head, sending him right back to the mat. Seamus falls on him and covers, but only gets a two count. Seamus grabs Jack and tries an Anaconda Vice, but Jack fights out if it with a scientific thumb to the eye. As Seamus gets to his feet and staggers around, Jack rolls him up from behind for a two count. Seamus kicks out sending Jack to the ropes, as he rebounds, Seamus gets to his feet and grabs him by the back of the head and sends him over the top rope, and into the second ring set up for War Games.

The referee starts the ten count, because the second ring is technically considered outside the ring for singles matches, and Seamus climbs between the double ropes and pulls Jack to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then elevates Jack on the rebound, dropping him throat and stomach first over the two sets of ropes! Jack bounces off the ropes and lands on the aprons between the rings grabbing his gut and throat in pain. Seamus rolls Jack into the ring and springs off the bottom rope and drops an elbow across his throat, then grabs his legs and turns him over into the GAELIC CLOVERLEAF! Seamus wrenches back trying to break Jack in half, Jack grunts in pain but does not give up, he takes the pain for several minutes before he finally works himself around and grabs the bottom rope and forces the break.

Seamus barks at the referee for no apparent reason, then pulls Jack up and drops him across his knee and holds him there for a moment, then shoves him to the mat and covers, but only gets a two count. Seamus pulls Jack to a sitting position and plants a knee in his back and grabs his arm, still trying for a submission, but Jack refuses to give up and slowly works to his feet. Just when it looks like Jack is going to break the move, Seamus reverses it into the BLACK AND TAN! Jack’s head bounces off the mat, but he has the presence of mind, and perhaps luck, to roll out of the ring to the floor.

Seamus gets to his feet inside the ring and waits for Jack to get up on the outside and charges and dives between the ropes, but Jack was playing possum and drops to the floor! Seamus SLAMS into the guard rail shoulder first and howls in pain! Jack pulls Seamus to his feet and wrings his arm, then shoves him shoulder first into the ring post. Seamus bounces off the post and falls to the floor clutching his shoulder in pain.

Jack lands a couple stiff kicks to Seamus’ shoulder then rolls him into the ring and follows with a cover, but Seamus kicks out at two. Jack grabs a hammerlock and tries for the submission, but Seamus refuses and works to his feet and finally to the ropes to force the break. Jack breaks, but then immediately grabs Seamus and tries a whip, but Seamus reverses it. As Jack comes off the ropes, Seamus lowers his head a moment too soon and Jack connects with a kick to the shoulder, then kicks Seamus in the gut doubling him back over. Jack hooks Seamus and tries a package pile driver, but Seamus back drops out of it and both men fall to the mat.

The referee starts the standing ten count and just as both men are getting to their feet, a masked person rolls into the ring and crouches in the corner with something in their hands. As Seamus stands up, the masked person unleashes a FIREBALL! Seamus ducks at the last possible second and the fireball hits referee Mel Creech right in the face! The masked figure catches a stunned Seamus with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head, then lands a super kick on Jack as he charges in! The masked person grabs Seamus’s arms and is about to hit a CURBSTOMP when Matt Folz rushes to the ring with a chair and chases the assailant away. Medics are working on the referee and the match gets thrown out. The masked person slowly backs up the ramp eyeing the three men in the ring as the crowd boos loudly.
WINNER – No Contest at 15:41

Russ: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! THAT WAS FIREWOMAN! THAT NO GOOD LOUSY DIRTY JEZEBEL!
Nash: Well, you don’t know that it was her for sure Russ……
Russ: Are you serious?
Nash: The person was wearing a mask, it could have been anyone, it might have been Stank
Russ: Tell me, when did Stank shrink to, oh about five foot five, around one hundred thirty pounds or so and has a habit of throwing fire?
Nash: Well, he HAS been working out……
Russ: THAT WAS THE SAME PERSON THAT ATTACKED TYTAN!
Nash: and?
Russ: AND THAT PERSON WAS THAT DEVILISH JEZEBEL FIREWOMAN!
Nash: That seems like a bit of a leap in judgment there Russ
Razz: The sad thing is, you’re serious
Nash: We don’t know it was her!
Razz: Well it just so happens that we have a guest here tonight that might be able to shed some light on this whole masked person conundrum
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, one of my all time favorites, and a sure wrestling legend, The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes!
<Crowd pops for this>
DR: Lemme hear tha crowd make some noise if you weeeeeeeeeeeel
Razz: How are you tonight Dream?
DR: I feel better than a midget on stilts
Nash: Razz, you got stilts?
Razz: Dream, believe you know Kevin “torn quad” Nash
DR: I don’t believe we have had the pleeeeeeasure
Razz: Really? You were in the nWo with him…..
DR: Tha American Dream would remember something like that
Razz: You turned on the fans and sided with them…..
DR: Tha Dream would NEVA turn his back on his fans
Razz: I am pretty sure you did
DR: Tha Dream has ALWAYS been on the side of law and order
Razz: But……
Nash: Razz, if the man says he wasn’t in the nWo, then he wasn’t in the nWo
Russ: What about the Outlaws?
DR: Ahhhhh, Tricky Dick Murdoch! We were ahead of our time!
Russ: So Dream, you know a thing or two about wearing a mask, please tell me you recognize that that was Firewoman under that mask
DR: Tha Dream was FAR too pretty to ever hide this beautiful face behind a mask…..
Razz: WHAT?
DR: ….. Tha Dream has seen what Firewoman is capable of, her and her evil sibling Moosehead Jack! Tha Dream has raised his chillun to be law abiding respectable men, somewhere, Papa Quinn went wrong
Razz: One son is a bizarre cross dresser, and the other one is Dustin Rhodes! And are you really saying you were NOT the Midnight Rider?
DR: My good friend The Midnight Rider, I haven’t seen him in YEARS! How has he been?
Razz: Oh my god
Nash: I heard he has put on a few pounds since his active days Dust
DR: Well he does like to throw back a few cold ones and chow down on the food! He likes Abby’s Rib Shack if you know what I meeeeeeeeeeeean
Razz: Dear sweet Jesus
Russ: How bout we move along? Dream, up next we have a three way elimination tag match for a shot at the tag team titles, Team Fuel, Ravenna Blue and Concrete TG and The Midnight Sons square off. Give me your opinion of each team starting with Team Fuel
DR: They remind me of that dastardly pair managed by none other than Jimmy Cornette, that’s right I’m talkin bout the Midnight Express, Beautiful Bobby and Sweet Stan. Evans and Larson have the moves, and they have the bad attitude to match!
Russ: Ravenna Blue and Concrete TG
DR: They remind me of another tag team that I teamed with, Ricky and Robert, the Rock N’Roll Express baby! They move around that ring like a finely oiled Texas caddy! They got the heart to go with their talent, I love watching that team
Russ: And finally Dream, The Midnight Sons
DR: Lemme tell you somethin about the Midnight Sons……those boys could have run with us back in the day. They could have hung in that ring with the big bad Road Warriors, or the Koloffs, or Bull and Rude. They are the real deal daddy, and I am picking them to win the whole thing!
Nash: Now that you have alienated half the audience with references to teams that were done before they were born……you should have said the Outsiders
DR: The who?
Russ: Let’s head to the ring


TEAM TEAM vs. TEAM FUEL vs. RAVENNA BLUE & CONCRETE TG – Tag Team Elimination Match for an OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

The three teams are announced and make their way to the ring. Team Fuel and Crete and Ravenna both eye the extra ring eagerly. As DH and Spin get into the ring after making their way through the crowd, the referee calls all three teams to the middle of the ring and goes over the brief instructions. Only one member of the team can be the legal man in the ring at any given time, both members of the team have to be eliminated for the team to be eliminated, the second ring is technically outside the ring and the ref is kind of encouraging them NOT to use it. The winning team will get an OOWF World Tag Team title shot.

Ravenna remains in the ring making it clear that she wants to start the match for her team. DH Magnusson steps between the ropes as well, and Team Fuel seems very content to remain on the apron to watch the match unfold. Ravenna and Magnusson slowly circle and lock up, DH easily pushes Ravenna back to the neutral corner, the referee calls for a clean break and gets it. Magnusson moves back to the middle of the ring and motions for Ravenna to come get some. She charges out of the corner and DH moves to lock up, but Ravenna ducks behind him and rolls him up for a one count. DH kicks out easily and spins to his feet and tries a big boot as Ravenna comes off the ropes, but Ravenna grabs his leg and takes him to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip, then reaches out and tags in Crete.

Crete comes between the ropes and waits for Magnusson to get to his feet and grabs him by the throat and sweeps his legs driving the back of his head to the mat. Crete covers, but Magnusson rolls his shoulder at two. Crete pulls DH up and sends him to the ropes, Evans reaches out and makes what he thinks is a blind tag and charges in behind Magnusson. Crete leapfrogs over DH, then catches Evans with a drop toe hold, as he is falling to the mat, Magnusson rebounds and catches him with a boot to the face! Evans is knocked goofy and Crete covers for a two count, but Larson makes it in in time to save his partner. Crete pulls a woozy Evans to his feet and throws him into the Crete/Ravenna corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then tags Ravenna. Crete wrings the arm and pulls Evans out of the corner, then Ravenna leaps from the top rope and drops an elbow down across Evans shoulder, then snap mares him to the mat and works the arm with several knees.

Evans works his way to his feet and backs Ravenna into the corner and the referee calls for another clean break. Ravenna breaks cleanly, but Evans catches her with a knee to the midsection that doubles her over. He then hits a knee lift that snaps her head up and sends her to the mat in the corner. Evans tags in Larson, and Larson charges into the corner and hits a delayed drop kick right to Ravenna’s face. He pulls her out of the corner and covers, but Ravenna rolls her shoulder at two. Larson pulls Ravenna to her feet and quickly tags Evans back in, they set Ravenna up and hit TOTAL ELIMINATION! Evans covers, but Crete comes in and pulls him off of Ravenna before the three count. Evans gets to his feet and shoves Crete out of the ring as he turns to walk away. When Evans turns back, Ravenna is on her feet, he grabs a side head lock, but Ravenna reverses it to a release belly to back suplex, then reaches out and tags in Spin.

The Crowd roars as Spin steps between the ropes for the first time. Evans gets on his feet and immediately drops to his knees and tries to beg off. Spin catches him with a kick to the face, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a military press, but before he can drop him to the mat, Evans reaches down and rakes Spin’s eyes. Spin staggers around the ring and Evans bounds off the ropes and chop blocks Spin from behind, sending him to the mat. Evans tags in Larson and Bryce steps into the ring and waits for Spin to get to his feet. While he is tuning up the band for a super kick, DH hops off the apron and reaches under the ring for something. He takes out a huge mirror and holds it up outside the ring, being sure to get Larson’s attention. Larson sees his nemesis outside the ring readying a super kick, and he goes into attack mode. Evans tries to stop him, but Larson charges across the ring and suicide dives between the ropes and SHATTERS THE MIRROR! The crowd gasps as Larson falls to the floor, a bloody mess, amid the shards of mirror. DH pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, Spin bounds off the ropes and drops a big elbow across his chest and covers, one, two, THREE! Evans is just a second too late breaking it up and Bryce Larson is eliminated.

Evans is livid and attacks Spin from behind catching him with elbows to the back of the head that drives Spin to his knees. Evans grabs Spin from behind and PLANTS him on the mat with a reverse DDT. Evans flips Spin over and traps him in the This One’s Gonna Hurt trying for a submission, but Spin works his way to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope forcing the break. Evans keeps the attack going and sends Spin to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and catches him with a missile drop kick to the face. Evans covers again, but DH breaks up the pin at two. Evans snarls and pulls Spin to his feet and BLASTS him with the EYE OF THE STORM! But Spin staggers and falls back to the Ravenna/Crete corner where Crete tags in.

Evans shows some frustration and tries to meet Crete with punches, but Crete blocks them and peppers Evans with shots of his own. Crete sends Evans into the corner and charges in, but Evans hops up onto the middle turnbuckle and Crete slams shoulder first into the ring post. Evans rolls him up for a two count, but Crete kicks out, but grabs his shoulder in pain. At the top of the ramp, we see the Unholy Trio of Moosehead Jack, LD Williams and Firewoman come out. They do not come to ringside, but remain at the top of the ramp watching. Evans immediately notices them, and while staring at Fire, he pulls Crete to his feet, kicks him low, and hits a PERFECT BRAINBUSTER! Evans rolls through and hooks Crete hard and gets the three count just before Ravenna can make the save. Concrete TG is eliminated

Evans gets to his feet and takes a moment to stare at the Unholy Trio. That is probably a mistake. Spin comes into the ring and KILLS Evans with a LUNGBLOWER then traps him in the WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT! Evans struggles and reaches for the ropes, the whole time staring right at Firewoman. Evans is trapped in the middle of the ring though, there is no way he is making it to the ropes. Fire starts to head to the ring, but only makes it about a step when both Moose and LD stop her. They just shake their heads and Fire looks on and doesn’t take another step. Evans sees this and burns with rage, but has no choice but to tap. Chris Evans is eliminated

As Evans rolls out of the ring to the floor, The Unholy Trio leaves the ramp and heads to the back. Ravenna Blue steps between the ropes. It is down to her, two on one, against Drink and Destroy. Spin gets to his feet and tags in DH Magnusson. Maggs and Ravenna slowly circle and lock up. Maggs grabs an arm wringer and pulls Ravenna into him shoulder first, sending her to the mat. Maggs keeps hold of her arm and drops a leg across it, then stretches it on the mat and tags in Spin. Spin steps between the ropes and drops an elbow across Ravenna’s arm and tries to trap her in an arm bar but Ravenna fights to her feet and frees herself with several shots to the midsection. Ravenna hits the ropes but Spin catches her with a brutal SPINEBUSTER! That’s it, this one is over. Spin covers, but somehow Ravenna kicks out at two. Spin looks impressed and peels her off the mat and sends her to the ropes again, but this time he lowers his head a moment too soon and Ravenna puts on the brakes and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! Ravenna takes a second too long to cover and Spin kicks out at two. Ravenna gets to her feet and heads to the corner and waits for Spin to get to his feet and tries the DIAMOND DUST but Spin catches her and hits a POWERSLAM to the mat! Spin hooks her hard, but once again Ravenna manages to kick out at two! The crowd starts a RA-VEN-NA chant as Spin tags in Magnusson.

Magnusson comes in and lifts Ravenna up and drops her across his knee, then dumps her to the mat and covers, but only gets a two count. Maggs climbs to the middle rope and tries an elbow drop, but Ravenna moves out of the way. Ravenna pulls herself to her feet using the ropes and waits for DH to get to his knees, then hits a SHINING WIZARD! Ravenna falls across DH, but only gets a two count. Both wrestlers get to their feet, a little dazed, Ravenna tries a clothesline, but DH ducks and catches her with a boot to the face on the rebound. Ravenna hits the mat and her eyes roll into the back of her head. Maggs tags in Spin and Spin charges across the ring and drops a leg across Ravenna’s chest and covers, but Ravenna gets her foot on the bottom rope just before the three count. Spin pulls Ravenna to her feet and tags Magnusson back into the match. Spin heads to the top rope while Magnusson lifts Ravenna onto his shoulders! Spin leaps, going for the DOOMSDAY DEVICE! But Ravenna ducks it, and rolls Magnusson up in a forward victory roll, one, two, THREE! DH Magnusson is eliminated

The crowd roars for Ravenna as she slowly gets to her feet. Spin is up as well and he charges at Ravenna, and she musters the last of her strength and tries a hurracarana, but Spin catches her and POWERBOMBS her to the mat, once, then twice, then the third SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Spin hooks Ravenna’s legs, and this time she cannot kick out and the referee counts to three!
WINNERS in 43:11 – Drink & Destroy

The referee hands Spin the briefcase with the guaranteed title shot in it as DH Magnusson joins him in the ring and they celebrate to the roar of the crowd. Ravenna is about to roll out of the ring when Magnusson catches her and helps her to her feet. He pulls her to the middle of the ring and he and Spin raise her arms and point to her and the crowd goes insane. They all share the manly hug of respect, then all three do the nifty flip over the ropes and head up the ramp to the back.

Russ: Drink and Destroy have done it! They have a shot at kz!
Razz: That was impressive, but man, you have to like that performance by Ravenna Blue
DR: Ya know, I know she won’t wanna hear this, but I do believe Firewoman may not be the Queeeeeeeeeen of the OOWF anymore, if you weeeeeeeeeeeel
Nash: Dust, when you say things like that……..I am just sayin, you might want to check your car before you start it tonight
Razz: Like her or not, that was a tremendous performance by Ravenna. And Spin and DH want to be in this thick of this war against The Five, well now they have their chance.
Russ: I am sure once they decide to use their shot against kz, it will be a war, pure and simple. There are a lot of hard feelings on both side, and both those teams are extremely physical
Nash: But kz has one incredible advantage: They are the champs. They don’t have to beat Drink and Destroy, Drink and Destroy has to beat them
DR: You know, I remember a time when the big bad Road Warriors were running around doing whatever it is they wanted to whoever they wanted. No one could stop them, until Steve Regal and Jimmy Garvin beat them. Lemme tell ya, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Razz: Is that why you challenged the Road Warriors to a two on one fight?
DR: My friend Razz, I think Sabu done busted your head one too many times! Why would Tha Dream do something like that?
Razz: But we all sawr it!
Russ: Dream, up nest we have a match that you have experience in. Next up, War Games. You have been in your share of those, what can you tell us about this kind of match?
DR: I can tell you this is the most brutal match known to man. I have been in barbed wire matches, bull rope matches, chain matches, you name it, and this was the most devastating thing I ever competed in. One team is always at a disadvantage, and for half the match, you just fight for your life.
Russ: Well we have someone else that has some experience in War Games, someone you are very familiar with, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Nature Boy Ric Flair!
<Flair’s music plays and the crowd pops huge as he comes to the announce table>
RF: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT’S THE NATURE BOY!
Nash: Ric
RF: Big man
DR: Well well, tha Natchure Boy
RF: DUSTY “BY GOD” RHODES! Listen up FAT BOY! You WILL show the NATURE BOY the respect he has EARNED! Or as GOD AS MY WITNESS I will drag you down to that cage, and boy I will whip you from one side of the ring to the other just like I used to do from Atlanta to Minneapolis and back back in the day!
DR: <standing up> Well let me tell you something Slick Ricky, Tha Dream still has a match or two left in him, if you want ta go, you just style and profile your way to that ring and lets GET IT ON BABY!
Russ: Gentlemen, please, if we can just get back to the match here, my colleagues and I would like to get your predictions. I believe Team TEaM, Davin and Darling will come together enough to win this and start The Five’s demise
Razz: I think I agree with Russ here. I think Eco has been messing with The Five’s heads all along, I think this is a much stronger unit than they are letting on, they are leading the Five into a false sense of security, and when the Five underrate them, Eco and his troops will take advantage of it and win
Nash: Are you insane? The Five may be the greatest group assembled since the heyday of the nWo. This is a unit with one goal in mind, and that is destruction and mayhem. They have five people they despise, trapped in a cage where everything goes. This is a match tailor made for them, there is no way they lose this.
DR: Nash, with absolute power comes absolute corruption. The Five may be evil incarnate, but they are not unbeatable. Their bloodlust is what will cost them. Instead of going for the win, they are going to go for blood, and it is going to backfire on them, and it will cost them.
RF: ONCE AGAIN let me straighten The Dream out. With all due respect to Nash, The Five is the greatest collection of talent since the days of the Four Horsemen, the elite fighting force in all of wrestling history. But I will say this, while the Horsemen were all about stylin and profilin’ limo ridin, jet flyin and WOOOOOOOO being the best, The Five are different. They are focused on hurting people and that makes them dangerous. That makes them more dangerous than anyone in wrestling. Team TEaM, Davin Moreland and Alexander Darling are walking to their doom tonight.
Russ: Folks the cages are assembled, we are ready to go!

STANK, POE, FIREWOMAN, LD WILLIAMS & MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ECOSYSTEM, MATT FOLZ, TYTAN, ALEXANDER DARLING & DAVIN MORELAND – War Games

The OOWF has been The Five’s playground since their formation at Hell on Earth back in September, but tonight a group has come together to oppose them. The brutal War Games match was last held in an OOWF ring over a year ago at the 2008 Hell on Earth event. In that contest, it was Team Rick against Team Bennett and we have three of the competitors from that match competing in this once again. In that contest, all three were victorious but tonight two are opposing the third as Stank and Firewoman are members of The Five, while Alexander Darling has been picked by Ecosystem for his team. After the events of the past few weeks though, Ecosystem’s team and specifically Darling and Matt Folz have take tremendous beatings from The Five. Due to those beatings it will be The Five with the numbers advantage during this match as they get the extra person in the cage every 5 minutes.

And it’s time for this to get underway as Ministry’s “Scarecrow” starts to play and the master technician of The Five, LD Williams, makes his way out to a chorus of displeasure from the fans in attendance. He makes his way down to the double ring, which is surrounded by the massive steel cage. LD walks through the door and sizes up the massive structure as he slides into the near ring and checks the ropes waiting to see who will be starting first for the opposing team. Suddenly the lights go low and a blue spotlight starts circling the arena and then Godsmack’s “I Stand Alone” kicks in. There’s no way Alexander Darling is starting this match, is there? It looks like he is as he and Alexis step out to a massive ovation from this crowd. A step behind him however is Ecosystem and they seem to be arguing about Alex starting this match. Eco has a point as Alexander has taken a few serious beatings from The Five the last few weeks and may be considered the weak link. The argument seems to get even more heated until finally Alex has had enough and pushes Eco out of the way and heads down to the ring. Eco has some last second pointed words towards Alexis who nods as she heads down to join her brother.

OOWF Senior Official Davis Hightower is in the ring and as soon as Darling is inside the cage, he calls for the bell and we’re underway. Williams looks overjoyed at the idea he’s going to get less than a 100% Alexander Darling and he steps back to allow AD to gingerly slide under the bottom rope. The two men who have had some classic matches with one another meet in the center of the ring for the collar-and-elbow tie up. They jockey for position and it’s LDW who pushes Alex back into the corner and starts firing away with knife-hand chops. Darling gets a burst of adrenaline and yells at LD to hit him harder and after two more chops, Darling spins Williams around and starts throwing some nasty chops at LD. Williams chest is already a nice shade of pink when Alex snap mares LD out of the corner and fires a hard kick right into the back of Williams. Alex follows it up by rolling LD to his feet and grabbing him in an inverted face lock before dropping him to the mat with a death drop. Alex decides to press the advantage and he heads to the top turnbuckle and he leaps off with a flying elbow, but Williams rolls out of the way.

And now it’s LD’s turn to press the advantage as he lifts Darling to his feet. He grabs a front headlock and lifts Darling up vertically; he starts to drop him back down; hits the ropes with Darling’s legs…SLINGSHOT SUPLEX for Williams. LDW drags AD back up to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but Alex grabs the top rope to stop himself. It doesn’t save him though as LD charges and clotheslines Darling over the top rope and AD gets stuck in between the two rings. LD’s got him in a tough position as he starts firing punches at Darling. AD is staggered as LD hits the far ropes and he spears Darling all the way into the far ring. And Darling is in trouble as we see a small amount of blood start pouring out of his mouth. LD doesn’t let up as he starts kicking away at Darling’s ribs and the blood starts flowing a bit more freely. LD grabs some of Darling’s hair and he sends him flying to the floor. LD follows him out and starts dragging Darling’s face across the cage. And as Darling starts bleeding from the head as well, the large clock appears on the OOWFTron…5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

And here comes Poe. Selena is at his side and she’s carrying a large steel Halliburton briefcase while Poe is carrying a large metal trashcan that seems to be filled with plunder. This is not good for Darling as Poe and Williams have 5 minutes to use Darling as their personal punching bag. Poe makes his way into the cage and grabs two Singapore canes out of the trashcan before tossing it into the ring. He methodically makes his way over to where Alex is trying to fight back against Williams, but he doesn’t get far as LD ducks under a right hand from Darling and Poe joins the fray with a shot across Alex’s skull with the cane. Poe hands the second cane to Williams before he takes a swing right to AD’s midsection. LD quickly follows up and slams his cane across Darling’s back. Alex falls to the floor and starts trying to crawl away. He attempts to make his way under the ring and is reaching for anything to grab hold of. Poe grabs Darling by the feet and begins to drag him out from under the cage, but as he goes to turn Darling over, AD throws a handful of powder into Poe’s face. Alex staggers to his feet and catches LD coming in with a high back body drop that sends LD crashing into the cage. Poe is still staggering when Alex slides him into the ring. Alex follows him in with a somersault leg drop. Darling now has Poe alone in the ring and he’s on the attack as he whips Poe from pillar to post. He follows him into one corner and bulldogs him out. AD isn’t letting up as he attempts to lift Poe up for a vertical suplex, but he forgot all about LD and Williams is there to hit a nasty chop block to the back of Darling’s knee.

The Five are back in control as Poe recovers, but LD starts working over the leg and knee of Alex. Williams has the knee wrapped around the rope while Poe heads to the outside and looks under the ring for a steel chair. He finally finds one and starts slamming it into Alex’s knee as LD continues to wrench back on it. No idea how long Alex will be able to continue in this match with the punishment he is taking, but he’s about to get some help as the countdown clock appears once again…5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

The next person coming out is the team captain, here comes Ecosystem. And he is flying down the aisle carrying a roll of barbwire in one hand and a pair of nunchuks in the other. He enters the cage and goes right after Poe. He starts adeptly swinging the nunchuks at Poe who tucks and rolls behind Eco and tries to sweep the leg. Eco is able to jump over Poe’s sweep attempt and he counters with a spinning back heel kick that takes Poe down to a knee. Eco is quick to follow up as he hits the ropes and connects with a running knee to take Poe the rest of the way. He starts trying to whip Poe with the nunchuks, but Poe keeps rolling out of the way until he’s all the way out of the ring. And once again, the faces in the match forget there is another member of The Five around as LD Williams comes up behind Ecosystem and hits a LUNGBLOWER that sends the nunchuks flying. In the other ring, Alex is finally pulling himself to his feet. He sees Poe getting to his feet on the outside and AD decides to fly as he hits the far ropes and comes diving through…TOPE CON HILO. Poe and Darling are down on the outside for the time being, while LD Williams starts unwrapping some of the barbwire. He’s wrapping it around his arm and as Eco gets to his feet, LD takes him down with a clothesline. That’s got to hurt with the barbwire wrapped around LD’s arm and Eco is clutching at his throat.

Meanwhile, on the outside Alexander is back to rummaging under the ring and he pulls out a box of fluorescent light tubes. AD slides the box into the ring and he follows just as LD Irish Whips Ecosystem towards Alex. Darling shoves Eco out of the way and catches Williams as he comes in with a light tube across the skull. LD falls right to the mat as Ecosystem gets to his feet and is quickly pulled back down and to the floor by Poe. The current world champ and the most recent former world champ are now going toe to toe on the floor. Inside the ring, Darling and Williams seem to be having a contest on who can make the other bleed more. Darling is really digging in and grinding pieces of light tube into various parts of LD’s anatomy while Williams is punching away with a fist full of barbwire.

Back to Poe and Eco where Poe has Ecosystem wobbling against the cage. Poe backs up a few steps and goes for the HIEROGLYPH, but Eco falls to the ground before Poe connects and he rolls Poe up from behind and locks in a HALF CRAB. He’s really pulling back and everyone knows Poe’s history with his ankle. He reaches out and grabs a hold of the cage to try and roll out of it. He powers up to his feet, but as he does so, Eco is also up and connects with a standing drop kick that rattles Poe against the cage. Ecosystem and Darling are pressing the advantage as LD is bleeding like a faucet in the ring. Darling places him on the top turnbuckle as Eco gets up on the apron. Darling leaps to the top rope and takes LD Williams down with a SUPER FRANKENDARLING. As soon as Williams hits the mat, Eco climbs to the top and leaps off with a 5* FROG SPLASH. Eco and Alex share a fist bump, but it doesn’t last long as the countdown clock appears once again…5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

Firewoman steps out onto the stage and is that??? She’s carrying a blowtorch. Oh this can’t be allowed even in a match like this. Firewoman makes her way down the aisle and Alex and Eco are waiting for her. Before she can get into the cage she looks across and sees Alexis staring at her. For a split second, there’s almost something, but it’s fleeting and Firewoman steps into the cage. She cracks her neck just as AD tells Eco, he’ll handle this. But he won’t have the chance as a steel chair slams into the back of his head being wielded by Poe. Poe then goes after Eco, but he’s already moving out of the way and towards Fire. With each punch Eco throws, it looks like he’s telling Fire he’s doing this for her. And with each punch Fire receives, she smiles just a bit more. Finally, it looks like she’s had enough and plants her knee right into Eco’s gut. Poe meanwhile has tossed Darling into the far ring and is taking him apart. Meanwhile, Firewoman has blasted Eco upside his head with the butt-end of the blowtorch. Eco is staggered and he turns right around into LD Williams…

CANADIAN DESTROYER. Quickly followed up by BEST FIRESAULT EVER. And Eco is on another planet as LD Williams heads to the far ring to join Poe. As LDW steps through the ropes Darling has enough in him to send Poe crashing into LD and both men stagger and Alex charges LD with a MAFIA KICK, but Williams ducks under and catches Darling’s leg. He slams him to the mat and then quickly picks him back before tossing him to Poe who lifts him up…OBELISK drops Alex right on his head. And AD is in trouble as Poe rolls him over and steps through his legs and locks in the DESERT SCORPION and it’s not getting better as LD Williams takes Alexander’s arm and locks in the IT’S TOO SOON CROSSFACE.

In the other ring Firewoman is trying to get Ecosystem locked into the LAST CHANCERY and she finally flips over to get it secure and as she starts to cinch it in, Eco rolls back over and gets back to his feet. He takes Fire up and over with a snap suplex and he looks to the other ring and sees Darling in a world of trouble. Eco tries to head over there, but Fire is back to her feet and she spins Ecosystem around…CODE BREAKER. She rolls Eco over, locks the legs…MOTHERFUCKIN’ FIRESTOMP. And just as FW goes to lock in the WALLS, the countdown clock appears…5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

Here come the Morelands. Davin Moreland is running down the aisle and he’s brandishing a trusty piece of rebar in one hand and, is that Alexander’s trusty sledgehammer in the other? Looks like it. Firewoman releases the Walls as Davin gets into the cage and does his double jump and steps into the ring to meet Firewoman who has let Eco go. Fire and Davin start trading blows until Fire Irish whips Davin towards the far ring, but instead of hitting the ropes, DM flies over the top rope with a beautiful PLANCHA and he knocks Poe off of Darling with a shoulder block. Poe rolls to the other side of the ring and Darling then dead lifts LD Williams up and over with a release German suplex that sends Williams into Poe. Firewoman has now stepped through the ropes and spins Davin around and the two former friends once again start trading blows. FW throws a wild haymaker that Davin ducks under and he lifts FW for a press slam. He has Fire high in the air and is posing like a douche to the audience and when he does one final turn, he doesn’t see Poe running at him. Poe spears Davin through the ropes all the way into the near ring.

Meanwhile Firewoman has helped LD Williams to his feet and the two are stalking Alexander Darling as he pulls himself to his feet. Neither one sees Ecosystem climbing the ropes and he leaps off with a spinning leg lariat that sends LD back into the corner. Eco follows him in with a flying elbow. Poe and Davin are up and renewing their old rivalry in the near ring as they go back and forth seeing who can hit who harder. That leaves Firewoman in the far ring staring at Alexander as he gets back to his feet and wipes a large amount of blood out of his eyes. AD notices Fire staring at him across the ring and he gives her the “bring it” sign with his hand. Fire gets a sadistic smirk and charges at Alexander. But before she can get there, Ecosystem has hit the ropes and taken her down with a SPEAR of his own. Alexander stares at Eco like he’s annoyed, but it doesn’t last long as he sees LD making his way out of the corner. AD meets him in the center of the ring and they start trading hard kicks and chops. Darling lifts Williams up for a butterfly suplex and he takes him over, but Alex doesn’t let go as he cartwheels over and lifts Williams once again; a second butterfly suplex and then once again for a third ROLLING BUTTERFLY SUPLEX. And still Alex doesn’t let go as he lifts Williams up and he locks in one of Alexis’ patented moves…it’s the BITCH DROP.

LD is in trouble and Alex kicks him to the outside and he follows him, but he doesn’t continue the attack as he rummages under the ring again and he pulls out another 2 boxes of light tubes. He slides them into the ring and climbs into the near ring. As Poe lifts up Moreland, he doesn’t see Darling come from behind and smash a light tube across the back of his skull. Davin shares a nod with Darling before he jumps to the outside and grabs his trusty rebar and starts stalking Williams. As that old rivalry begins again on the outside, it’s Firewoman who’s getting the best of Ecosystem in the far ring. She takes Eco down with a float-over DDT. And then she starts stompin’ a mud hole into Eco. She sees Alexander digging more light tubes into Poe’s scalp and finally she decides to save her ally and she heads between the ropes and grabs Alex by the shoulder and spins him around. Darling almost chuckles seeing Fire standing there saving Poe and he swings a light tube at her. She ducks under and goes for a sweep, which Alexander jumps over and he gets behind FW and locks in an inverted face-lock. He lifts Fire up…INVERTED BRAINBUSTER. Alex isn’t done as he rolls Firewoman over; he places a few light tubes under her head; he locks the legs…MOTHERFUCKIN’ LIGHTTUBE CURBSTOMP. And Fire is busted wide open and coughing up blood. As Alex stands over Fire, he hears the countdown clock start once again…5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

And here comes Firewoman’s brother…it’s Moosehead Jack and he’s got a baseball bat wrapped in barbwire with Alexander’s name on it. Alex is waiting for Moose and he grabs the sledgehammer that was lying in the corner of the ring. He starts wrapping barbwire around it as he waits for Moose. Poe is staggering to his feet and he’s about to go after Alex, but Eco cuts him off and goes to lift him for a body slam, but Poe slugs away at the back of Eco and lifts him up and hits a huge fall away slam. Meanwhile, Moosehead Jack has gotten into the cage and he and Darling have started dueling with their weapons. It looks like AD is gaining the advantage as MHJ is backing into the corner, but it’s just a ruse on Moose’s part as Poe gets behind Alex and he lifts him onto his shoulders as MHJ slams the bat across his back. And The Five aren’t finished with Darling as Firewoman slowly makes her way to the top rope…She jumps off with a DOUBLE STOMP on Alex and spins in midair and hits a MOONSAULT on Eco…its THE ODE TO THE BULLDOGS. Poe, Moose, and Fire stand tall in the center of the ring when Moose looks to the outside and sees Davin choking Williams with a piece of rebar. Moose jumps to the outside as Firewoman goes back to work on Eco and Poe picks Alexander up for another round of hard punches.

Moose gets to the outside and he spins Davin around and goes for the HEART PUNCH OF DEATH…Davin looks at Moose like’s completely insane and swings a right hand at MHJ. Jack ducks under the punch, grabs Davin’s arm and nails a DDT on the floor. The Joyful Slaughter of Moose and Williams looks to continue as they toss Davin into the ring. Moose digs under the ring and pulls out two black bags. He hands one to Williams as they get into the ring and follow Davin. Moose empties his bag and we see thousands and thousands of thumbtacks sprayed out in the ring. LD follows up by opening his bag next to Moose and shards of glass pour out. The members of kz drag Davin to his feet and it looks like Moose is going for another DDT, but Davin pushes him out of the way and he sees LD charging in…REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on the glass. LD’s face is cut to fucking shreds as Davin stands and soaks in the cheers of the crowd for a split second before Moose rushes him into the corner…he rolls out and hits the German suplex…CHAOS THEORY on the thumbtacks and Davin’s back has hundreds of holes in it now.

In the other ring, Ecosystem has Firewoman locked in a DRAGON SLEEPER, but he can’t keep it locked in long as Poe sends Darling flying over the top rope. Darling holds on and skims the cat, but it takes him enough time to allow Poe to hit the ropes and damn near take Eco’s head off with a HIEROGLYPH. He has no idea Alex is behind him though until Alex goes to lift Poe up for the DEAL BREAKER, but he can’t get Poe up and as he tries, Firewoman is there to take Alex down with another chop block and Alexander’s leg buckles once again. Poe nods his thanks to Fire as he lifts Alex up like a lawn dart and this time there is no skimming the cat as Alexander’s head crashes into the cage from the ring. As Alexander falls into mush, the countdown clock starts once again…5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

And here comes the big man from Team TEaM, Tytan is stalking down the aisle with a big logging chain wrapped around his arm. He steps through the cage, eyeing Poe the entire way. Firewoman has swapped places with LD Williams and now she and her brother are really working over Davin while Eco and LD are getting their turn to work against one another. Tytan checks on Darling and seems content that he is breathing and he slowly walks up the steps as the two former partners eye one another. Tytan tosses one end of the chain to Poe and Poe nods as he wraps it around his wrist. They start jockeying for position in this impromptu chain match. Tytan being the fresh man pushes Poe back into the corner and wraps part of the chain around his fist and starts laying into Poe opening his cuts up even more. He goes to lift Poe up for THE HELLEVATOR, but Moose has made his way over and he hits another HEART PUNCH of DEATH, and this time Tytan looks at Moose like he’s lost his godforsaken mind. Tytan drops Poe and starts punching away at Moose. But he forgets he’s still attached to Poe who wraps the chain around his neck and brings him down the mat hard with a choke. Poe drags Tytan over to the ropes and he tosses him over the top and starts to choke the life out of him. Tytan still has enough brain functioning to release the clasp around his wrist, and he drags the chain off from around his throat.

In the far ring, Davin has fought back to a vertical base and he lifts Fire high with another press slam, but once again, he can’t finish the move as LD Williams dropkicks Davin and cause him to drop Fire. Fire rolls to the outside where she meets Tytan and they exchange pleasantries with their fists. LD and Davin are firing away and LD gains the offensive as he looks to hit another CANADIAN DESTORYER, but Alexander is somehow still alive and he grabs LD from behind. Before LD can react, Darling gets Williams up onto his shoulders; he locks LD’s arm across his throat just as Davin sees this, he hits the ropes…DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER on Williams. Back in the near ring, Ecosystem has come up behind Moose and he nails the ENDGAME on Jack. On the floor, Tytan has gained the momentum from Fire and he lifts her high in the air…HELLEVATOR on the floor. And for the first time in this match, every member of The Five is down and it looks like it might be a good night. The faces all exchange a nod as they pair off; Darling and Williams, Moreland and Moose; Eco and Poe; and Tytan and Firewoman. They start really digging in and working over specific body parts as the countdown clock appears for the next-to-last time…5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

And here comes the big man from The Five. Stank is making his way down to the ring as he pulls on a pair of coal-miners’ gloves. Tytan is the first to meet him as he steps through the cage and he receives a hard right hand right between the eyes that opens a nasty gash over Tytan’s left eye. Stank tosses him aside as he steps into the ring and he comes face-to-face with Ecosystem. Eco tries to fire away, but the big dog Stank s having none of it as he tosses Eco high into the air and catches him on his shoulders just as Firewoman jumps off the top rope, hits the DOUBLE STOMP on Eco and then hits a CORKSCREW PLANCHA on Tytan on the outside and then Stank hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on Eco. That’s SKIPPING A GENERATION. And Stank’s path of rage doesn’t stop as he catches Darling’s springboard dive and kills him dead with a BLACK HOLE SLAM. That just leaves two long-time hated enemies as Davin Moreland steps up to face Stank. Davin fires the first shot and Stank shakes it off and fires one of his own, but Moreland knows better than to be hit with one of those gloves and goes to duck under, but Stank grabs him by the hair and spins him around right into a SHITFACED. And as DM staggers, he sends him to the ropes and catches him coming off with a MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER. As Stank mocks Davin, he doesn’t realize Tytan is back up and he doesn’t see the steel chain being smashed into his head as it’s wrapped around Tytan’s elbow. As Tytan continues to fire those elbows, Stank has a cut opened over his eye. The two giants start trading shots.

Once again Alexander is searching under the ring and we can’t see what he pulls out this time as he stalks Firewoman from behind. She doesn’t see him coming though as Davin is stalking her from the front. She feels something she’s felt before snap into her wrist as Alexander locks a pair of handcuffs around her wrist and then locks the other half to the ropes. This really evens up the odds as one of The Five is tied up, literally. But it’s not all bad news as LD Williams picks up Ecosystem…CANADIAN DESTROYER. And Eco rolls right into a JIENDO by Moose. Meanwhile Alexander has pulled another pair of handcuffs from behind him and he tosses them to Davin. DM heads towards Williams and locks the handcuffs around his wrist as well and now the faces have a 4-3 advantage with one more person still to come. On the outside of the cage, Selena is making gestures towards Poe about the handcuffs and Alexis finally notices. She starts to walk towards Selena just as the countdown clock starts once again…5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

The final person to join the match is on his way out and it’s Matt Folz. Inside the ring, things are not looking good for The Five as Davin and Alex are working together like a well-oiled machine and are picking Stank apart. Meanwhile Tytan and Eco are having their own issues with Poe and Moose. Darling uses one last burst of energy to get Stank up onto his shoulders…he locks the hand across his throat…Davin hits the ropes…another DARLING DRIVER DIAMOND CUTTER. Meanwhile, Alexis is still chasing Selena around the cage and as she gets near the door she bumps into Folz who sneers at her. Selena has had enough of this and drops her Halliburton briefcase. Folz picks up since it will be a good weapon he can use against Firewoman. Alexander has dove across the ring and chop blocks Poe. He turns Poe over…DARLING MONEY CLIP locked in. Davin is holding Stank at bay. Eco and Tytan are holding Moose at bay. The other two members of the five are handcuffed. This match can end in mere moments as Poe’s ankle is a known weak spot.

It looks like Poe’s about to quit…when…

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Folz just slammed the briefcase across Alexander’s skull. Eco and Tytan look shocked. Davin furious as he charges Folz. MF bails to the outside where Stank is waiting and catches Moreland coming out…STANK-U on the concrete floor. Back outside the cage, Alexis is shocked and doesn’t notice Selena sliding bolt cutters into the cage where Poe grabs them and cuts the handcuffs off Williams and then Fire. Eco is screaming at Folz and Tytan is about to attack when Moose and Williams toss them to the outside. As they get back to their feet, Firewoman is on the top rope…FIREBOMB to the floor takes out both members of Team TEaM…well, I guess there is no more M as Folz has slid back into the ring and starts slamming the briefcase into Darling’s knee over and over and over again.

Poe nods at Folz that that’s enough and Folz agrees as he opens the briefcase and we see a lot of money inside. Folz nods like this is enough and heads out of the cage. Poe looks down at Darling at laughs as he lifts him up…CRUCIFIXION. The crowd is in disbelief and really letting the Five and Folz hear it as he walks back up the aisle. Before Folz can make it to the back, Chris “Lionheart” Evans is out from the back and he’s pushing Folz. There seems to be a major argument happening about what’s right and the two start trading punches as they fight through the curtain and into the back. Just as they fight to the back, Ravenna Blue is flying through the curtain and rushing to the ring. It looks like she wants to help Eco and his team, but it’s might be a minute too late as Alexander Darling is in serious trouble. Poe has a chain-aided DESERT SCORPION locked in. And everyone else is occupied and can’t save him. Alexis is screaming on the outside because her brother’s ankle is about to snap. Ravenna finally gets into the cage, but it’s just too late as Alexander Darling has no choice but to scream “I QUIT.”

It doesn’t seem like that’s going to stop Poe as he’s leaning back even more and Alex is screaming even louder. Ravenna finally gets into the ring and leaps off the top rope…DIAMOND DUST on Poe and he has no choice but to let go. He bails to the outside where he meets up with the rest of The Five. They have their arms raised in victory as the rest of the “good guys” crawl into the ring and check on Darling who is still screaming in pain. The Five finally exit the cage and Alexis runs in to check on her brother. Paramedics are checking his leg and ankle and it doesn’t look good for him. Who it does look good for are The Five. They stand on top of the stage with their 5 title belts now being brought out. They stand in celebration, while their main competitors are lying bloody and broken in the ring. Who can stop The Five?
WINNERS in 49:19…THE FIVE!!!

Russ: IS THERE NOTHING THE FIVE WILL NOT DO TO WIN? They bribed Matt Folz to turn on his own team!
DR: I have seen a lot of things in this business, I have seen men turn their backs on their best friend for the almighty dollar, but lemme tell you something, Matt Folz…….Matt Folz you are the worst kind of person I know, a mercenary pure and simple, a man with no conscience or soul
Nash: Wait, what was it that Folz did that was so wrong? This business is all about one thing: making money, plain and simple. Matt Folz has never hid his intentions, his services are available to the highest bidder. Right now, that bidder is The Five. Ecosystem was a little too caught up in vengeance and his crusade, maybe he should have been busy making sure his team was all on the same page.
Razz: This is a huge blow for the OOWF. Matt Folz was the one man that could stand toe to toe with The Five, and now? Is he in their pocket?
RF: Razz, Folz is his own man. If Eco wants him back, all he has to do is come up with the money. It’s nothing personal, it’s just business.
Nash: And THAT is why The Nature Boy is one of the legends in this business
Russ: It’s despicable and disgusting and has no business in wrestling! Folks we are out of time! Thanks for tuning into this belated November Pain 2 pay per view! For Razz, Dream, Nash and The Nature Boy, I am Russ, GOODNIGHT!

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