OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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TEAM FUEL vs. TEAM TEAM"Fuel" by Metallica fires up and Chris "Lionheart" Evans and "Bulletproof" Bryce Larson make their way to the ring, with mixed reaction from the crowd. Their continuing alliance with the Five brings on the boos, but Evans' recent backbone with Firewoman has drawn some appreciation from some fans. But that appreciation turns to boos, as Firewoman appears between them. All appears to be right in the world of the Five and their allies. Evans and Larson slide into the ring and pose, while Firewoman goes to their corner, waiting for Team TEam to come to the ring. "This Is Halloween" plays and the fan favorites appear, with cheers, and they wander down to the ring as well. Referee Davis Hightower makes a big deal of checking Fuel for foreign objects. Finding none, he calls for the bell and we're off.
Evans and Ecosystem start off and circle each other. Finally they lock up. Eco gets the upper hand and maneuvers Evans into a hammer lock. Evans slaps his shoulder twice, then turns out of it. Eco applies the wrist lock, then Evans grabs the ropes and flips over to reverse it. Now it's Eco's turn to receive the locks, and he does. Evans launches him into a neutral corner. Ecosystem bounces out, and Evans flips with a quick suplex. He bridges for the pin, but Ecosystem easily kicks out. Both men get to their feet, and Fire yells something at Ecosystem, who turns to look at her. Evans bounces off the ropes and hits a drop kick while Eco's back is turned. Eco crumples and Evans pulls him back toward the Team Fuel corner. He tags in Larson and then gets Eco up onto his shoulders. Larson goes up top and hits a Doomsday Dropkick that sends Eco flying. Evans rolls out and Larson comes in, and makes a pin, but Tytan comes in to break it up. Tytan is clearly working smarter, not harder, as he discusses the distraction of Firewoman, giving Eco time to rest, and he and the ref are standing between Eco and Larson, so Larson can't capitalize. Finally, Tytan's point is made, and he returns to his corner, where Eco is waiting to tag him in. Hightower warns Fire to stop interfering, and she raises her hands in the international sign of "Hey, not me, man."
Tytan turns with a grin toward Larson, who shows no signs of backing down. Larson runs the ropes and tries to shoulder block Tytan, but bounces off the big man. Tytan reaches down and goozles him, tossing him into the corner. The big man follows him in with a clothesline into the ring post, and Larson crumples. He picks Larson up into a delayed ....really, really, really delayed...... vertical suplex. He grins at Evans and Fire, who glare back, and then lets Larson hit the mat. He makes the pin, but Larson kicks out at two. Tytan drags him by the arm over and checks on Eco, who nods, and reaches his hand out. Tytan makes the tag, and then gets Larson into a surfboard. Eco climbs to the top and leaps hitting a flying leg drop. Larson is in real trouble! Ecosystem makes the pin, one...two....but they don't call him "Bulletproof" Bryce Larson for nothing! He kicks out a two. Tytan sits back on his heels, in disbelief. He goes to grab Larson to do something else, but as he gets Larson to his knees, Larson reaches out with a strike to the midsection....and then another....and another....driving Tytan back enough that Larson can do a back somersault toward his corner. He reaches out to tag Evans, but Tytan is having none of that, and grabs Larson by the foot. He starts pulling him back, but Larson digs in and resists. Tytan drags Larson slowly away from the corner, but he stops for just a second...and that's all Larson needs. He kicks Tytan right in the knee, which sends Tytan sprawling, and Larson turns and scrambles to the corner and makes the tag. Tytan also is at his corner, grabbing his knee, and Ecosystem blind tags him in. Tytan doesn't resist.
Evans and Ecosystem run at each other, and Ecosystem has the upper hand with the Required House of Fire Clotheslines. He hits one...then two....then the third, Evans ducks it and hits Ecosystem from behind with a back kick. Eco goes flying into the ropes, and as he springs off, Evans catches him with an elbow. That drops Ecosystem, and Evans hits the ropes for a Moonsault. He nails it, makes the pin, but Eco is close to the ropes, and breaks the count with his foot on the rope. Evans doesn't want to let go but does, giving Ecosystem a slap to the face in frustration. Evans stalks around the ring, while Eco uses the ropes to help himself up. He runs up to Evans, who dodges a clothesline. Eco bounces off the far ropes, and hits a shoulder block that staggers Evans but he doesn't fall. Eco goes to the far ropes, but then falls face first onto the mat, as he's hit the rope near where Firewoman was standing and she reached out and grabbed his foot. Unfortunately, Fire's timing is off, and Hightower sees her. He points to her in the international sign of "I already warned you." Fire doesn't offer any excuse or protest, just folds her arms. Hightower calls for the bell for the DQ.
WINNERS in 10:54 – Team TEam
Tytan and Ecosystem glare at Firewoman for a bit, who continues to fold her arms in defiance. They leave the ring victoriously, although the cheers for their win are drowned out by the boos over Firewoman's actions. Larson climbs in the ring, and he and Evans shake their heads, as Fire follows. Evans turns to Fire, and the mics can just make out their conversation.
C"L"E: What the fuck was that?
FW: What? You were tired of being an afterthought, so I came down to help.
C"L"E: You helped us lose! You got us disqualified.
FW: So, I misread when Davis would have his head turned. Not like it was for a title.
Evans and Larson are beyond pissed. Fire tries to walk past them to get out of the ring and head to the back, but Evans won't let her pass. Finally, Fire shoves Evans out of the way, but Larson takes exception to this. He gets right in Fire's face, which is not a good idea, folks, and unloads on her. It's all deranged gibberish of course, but it's ANGRY deranged gibberish. Fire doesn't take it for long, before she winds up and clocks Larson good on the jaw. It's a real punch, folks, and Larson drops like a sack of potatoes. Evans snaps, turns Firewoman around and before she knows what's happening, Evans has her up and hits the Icarus Wings. The crowd pops HUGE as Evans helps Larson up and out of the ring, walking up the ramp without looking back. They are looking ahead as they see a VERY angry Moosehead Jack and Stank at the top of the ramp, so Evans and a mostly-conscious Larson jump to the side and run out through the loading dock. They follow, but as the camera bounces along behind, Evans and Larson easily get away from them. Lucky comes out to help Firewoman out of the ring and to the back.
FIREWOMAN vs. MATT FOLZ vs. OUTBACK JACK vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – OOWF Onslaught Championship 4-Way DanceLadies and Gentlemen, this will be a four-corners match under Onslaught rules. Only two wrestlers will be allowed in the ring at one time, and tags must be made. Each wrestler will be allowed three rope breaks and three warnings. The match will be single-fall with a twenty-minute time limit.
Seamus McNasty enters first, storming down the aisle and sliding into the ring. Outback Jack is next, and makes a slower entrance, greeting a few fans and sharing a beer with one or two. Matt Folz strides down the aisle next, completely ignoring the crowd. With all three opponents in the ring, the Onslaught Champion steps onto the stage. Firewoman, flanked by kz, stops at the top of the ramp and holds her Title high. After some last minute words of advice, the Champion makes her way to the ring and kz return to the back. Fire steps into the ring, tosses the belt to referee Davis Hightower, and drops into a fighting stance. Her opponents do the same, and it looks like hell is about to break loose, but Hightower manages to keep order and sends Seamus and Folz to opposite corners, leaving Fire and OBJ to start the match.
Fire and OBJ lock up, and Fire immediately slips the hold and darts to the corner, tagging in Seamus with a slap across the face. Seamus lunges at her as he enters the ring, but Fire, laughing, hops out of the ring. Seamus turns around, and is driven into the corner by a clothesline from OBJ. OBJ winds up, but stops short of throwing the punch and hits a chop instead. He hits several more, and then backs off at Hightower’s direction. Fire takes advantage of the situation by chocking Seamus with a tag rope, but Hightower sees it out of the corner of his eye.
Firewoman has received her first warning. Jack sends Seamus across the ring, and nails a back elbow in the corner. He takes Seamus down with a belly-to-belly suplex, but as he turns, Folz tags himself in. Folz kicks Jack and makes the cover on Seamus, but Jack drags him off. They have words, and Hightower steps between them, and forces Jack to the outside. Seamus rolls Folz up from behind and gets a two count. Folz rolls to his feet, and Seamus greets him with a kick to the gut and a DDT. Seamus mounts Folz and starts throwing punches, and Hightower is forced to drag him off.
Seamus has received his first warningSeamus snarls at Hightower and then drags Folz to his feet. He sends him to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. A delayed vertical suplex is followed by an elbow drop and a series of kicks. Seamus sends Folz to the ropes again and hits the Irish Car Bomb. Folz struggles, but can’t break out of the cross face. Both Fire and OBJ enter the ring, and Fire nails Seamus with a dropkick just before OBJ plants him with a bulldog. They both roll out of the ring, leaving Seamus and Folz on the mat. Hightower counts both men down, and Seamus reaches his feet at five. He turns to Folz, and takes a punch to the midsection. Folz follows up with an elbow to the chin and rocks Seamus with a European uppercut. Seamus battles back with elbows and chops, and starts to take the advantage. Folz goes to the eyes to stop that, and gets admonished by Hightower.
Matt Folz has received his first warningFolz sends Seamus to the ropes and plants him with an exploder suplex. He drives an elbow into Seamus' throat, leaving him gasping, scoops and slams him, and heads to the top rope. Fire sprints along the apron and clips his leg, crotching him on the ropes. Folz topples into the ring, and Fire slaps him on the back, tagging herself in.
Fire slingshots herself into the ring and splashes Seamus, bouncing off clutching her ribs. She rolls to her feet as Seamus gets to his knees, and nails him with a hard kick to the temple, then pivots and drives the same leg into the back of his head. Seamus' face slams into the mat and Fire steps on his back and grabs his arms – Firestomp! Fire rolls Seamus onto his back and goes to the top rope – BFE! Seamus gets his knees up just in time, and Fire slams into them. She bounces off and rolls on the mat. Seamus drags himself to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up – and Outback Jack slaps him on the shoulder to enter the match. OBJ dives on Fire and hooks the leg, but Fire kicks out at two. OBJ sends Fire across the ring and Seamus explodes off the mat, spearing OBJ from the side. Fire hits the ropes and Folz drops her with a forearm to the back of the head. Folz picks Fire up and slings her into the corner, following up with punches to the ribs. Fire starts <ahem>
firing back with punches of her own. Hightower looks from this exchange to OBJ and Seamus rolling on the mat trying to strangle each other, and says something to the ring announcer.
All four participants have received a warningAmazingly, this has absolutely no effect. Hightower attempts to separate Seamus and OBJ, and then tries the same with Fire and Folz. Finally he throws up his hands and gestures to the ring announcer.
All four participants have received and additional warning. Firewoman, Matt Folz, and Seamus McNasty have now used all of their warnings.This has a little more impact, and both Seamus and Folz allow themselves to be herded out of the ring. Fire staggers out of the corner, as OBJ gets slowly to his feet. Fire ducks a haymaker and buries a knee in OBJ’s stomach, then tries for a DDT, but OBJ flips her off with a backdrop. OBJ stomps the ribs, then tries for the Crocodile Hunter, but Fire rolls free and makes the tag to Folz. Folz and Fire send OBJ to the ropes and nail him with a tandem elbow. They stand OBJ up, and Fire Sweeps his legs as Folz kills him with a clothesline. Fire heads to the corner as Folz covers, then springs to the top and nails Folz with the BFE to break the cover. Fire rolls out of the ring, clutching her ribs.
Folz stumbles to his feet, glaring at Fire. He hooks OBJ and tries a suplex, but OBJ blocks. OBJ reverses into a small package and Hightower counts One…Two…Thr - Seamus dives into the ring to break it up. Folz hangs on and uses the momentum to reverse the cover. Hightower counts One…Two...Th – Seamus is back with an elbow to break it up again. Seamus pulls himself to his feet, and Fire sprints across the ring, taking them both over the ropes with a diving clothesline. OBJ gets slowly to his feet, and Folz explodes off the mat with a clothesline. OBJ sidesteps and reverses into the Crocodile Hunter. Fire and Seamus, exchanging blows on the floor, each reach in and grab a leg, and drag Folz and OBJ into the ropes. Seamus and fire climb into the ring just as the bell rings.
WINNER - The 20 minute time limit has expired – the match is a draw, and Firewoman remains the Onslaught Champion.
After the match: The rest of The Five burst through the curtain before the bell finishes ringing. They hit the ring and attack all three of Firewoman’s opponents, allowing her to slip outside and grab her belt. Before she can use it, Team TEam, Drink and Destroy, and Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue sprint to the ring. The Five concede the numbers advantage and vacate the ring as the others enter. The Five back up the aisle and Firewoman ends the match as she began it, standing at the top of the ramp holding the Onslaught Title high.
KZ vs. RAVENNA BLUE & CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match“With Jupiter in Mind” blares through the arena and Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue race to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. Both head to opposite turnbuckles and play to the crowd. The fans eat it up. “Scarecrow” plays and kz come to the top of the ramp and pause for a moment, soaking up the boos of the crowd. Moosehead Jack and LD Williams slowly make their way to the ring, never taking their eyes off of their opponents. Moose rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner while LD steps between the ropes and looks ready to go. LD and Ravenna look to start things off, the referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go. Ravenna and LD circle and LD moves to lock up, but Ravenna uses her speed advantage to slip behind LD and connect with several kicks to his hamstring, sending him to the ropes. Ravenna backs off and lets LD regain his composure. He moves back to the middle of the ring and he moves to lock up again, and once again Ravenna tries to slip behind LD, this time LD catches her with a spinning boot to the gut that doubles her over. LD bounds off the ropes and tries a knee lift, but Ravenna sweeps his leg, sending LD to the mat. Ravenna falls on him and covers, but LD kicks out before the referee can even get down to the mat. LD spins to his feet and Ravenna grabs him with a side headlock and takes him to the mat, then reaches out and tags in Crete. Crete comes in and grabs the side headlock and grinds LD’s head. Williams works to his feet and sends Crete to the ropes and drops to the mat, Crete steps over him and bounds off the opposite ropes. LD tries a hip toss, but Crete reverses it into a monkey flip that sends Williams into the corner. Crete charges in and tries a second monkey flip out of the corner, but LD grabs Crete and hotshots him on the top rope, then tags in Moose. Moose hops to the second rope and hits a fist drop between Crete’s eyes and covers for a one count. Moose pulls Crete to a sitting position and grabs a headlock, and rakes at his eyes when the referee can’t see. Crete howls in pain and Moose pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. Crete staggers away and Moose charges trying for a bulldog, but Crete catches him with a kick to the gut, then the old enemies go toe to toe throwing haymakers. Crete gets the better of the exchange and takes Moose to the mat and tries to roll him over for a cover, but Moose grabs the bottom rope with his feet forcing the break. Crete gets to his feet and pulls Moose up and rocks him with a European uppercut, then reaches out and tags in Ravenna. Ravenna springs off the top rope and catches Moose with a spinning leg lariat and covers for a two count. Ravenna sprigs to her feet and pulls Moose up and slams him to the mat, then heads to the top rope and tries a FROG SPLASH but Moose gets his knees up and Ravenna crashes and burns. Moose gets to his feet and grabs Ravenna, who is doubled over in pain, and DRIVES her to the mat with a DDT, then tags in LD Williams. Williams pulls Ravenna up and sets her up for a CANADIAN DESTROYER but Crete interferes and catches LD with a kick to the back of the head. The kick allows Ravenna to back drop LD and crawl to the corner and tag Crete into the match. Crete charges in and levels LD with a clothesline, LD pops right up and Crete takes him down with another clothesline. He pops up again and Crete scoops him up and slams him, then heads to the ropes, but Moose catches him with a knee to the back. Crete turns around and NAILS Moose, sending him to the floor. LD is back on his feet and grabs Crete from behind and hits a release German suplex, dropping Crete right on the back of his head. LD hammers the back of Crete’s head, then pulls him up and tags Moose in. LD lifts Crete for a belly to back suplex and Moose leaps off the top rope and drops a knee across Crete’s throat as LD falls backward! Moose tags LD right back in, then charges across the ring as Ravenna is coming in and clotheslines her over the top rope, both of them falling to the floor. LD pulls Crete up and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER, covers, and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 13:39 - kz
STANK vs. DAVIN MORELAND vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat MatchDH Magnusson is announced first and makes his way to the ring through the crowd, has what happened to Ravenna not taught him anything? DH makes it to the ring unscathed and rolls under the bottom rope and slaps the referee on the back. That should be a fine. Davin Moreland is announced next and he makes his way to the ring with Samantha Darling-Moreland to a more mixed reaction than one might expect. Davin completely ignores the people and steps between the ropes and eyes Magnusson. Stank is announced next and the OOWF Intercontinental champion and member of The Five comes to the top of the ramp flanked by kz. The fans boo him vehemently. Stank takes the Intercontinental title from around his waist and slowly raises it above his head which draws more boos from the crowd. Moose and LD remain at the top of the ramp as Stank walks to the ring ducking debris thrown by the crowd. Stank gets to the ring and stands in the corner with his arms folded watching Davin and Magnusson. Since this is a triple threat match, Stank can lose the title without being pinned, something I am sure he is very aware of. The referee calls for the bell and Stank……doesn’t move. He just stands there glaring at Davin and Magnusson. Moreland takes a few steps toward Stank and reminds him of his impressive title history in the OOWF. Magnusson grabs Davin from behind and rolls him up for a quick two count. Moreland kicks out and Magnusson gets to his feet and nearly gets cut in half by a SPEAR from Stank! Stank hammers on Magnusson, but Moreland pulls Stank off of him and tries for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, but Stank shoves him to the ropes and lifts him on his shoulders for a STANK-U! Magnusson recovers and kicks the back of Stank’s knee sending him and Moreland to the mat. Magnusson pulls Davin to his feet and hits the DREAM STREET! He cinches the dragon sleeper in, but Stank gets back to his feet and….and he just stands there. He watches as Davin struggles to get free, but Magnusson keeps the pressure on. Just as Moreland is starting to fade, Stank charges across the ring and kicks Magnusson right in the face sending him to the mat! Stank drops an elbow across a barely conscious Davin and gets a two count. Moreland gets his foot on the bottom rope just in time. Stank gets to his feet and Davin rolls out of the ring to the floor. Stank gets to one knee as Magnusson charges in and tries a knee to the side of the head, but Stank avoids it and shoves Magnusson to the ropes, DH rebounds and catches the champ with a clubbing clothesline across the chest. Stank pops right back up and DH goozles him and CHOKESLAMS him! On the outside Samantha Darling-Moreland is urging Davin to get to his feet. He gets up just as DH falls across Stank and makes it back into the ring just before the referee hits the mat for the third time, catching Magnusson with a double axe-handle to the back of the head. Davin pulls Magnusson to his feet and peppers him with shots to the face, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam. Davin doesn’t go for a pin, instead he pulls Stank to his feet and hooks him and lifts him for a suplex, then takes him down in a HELLEVATOR! Davin covers Stank, but Magnusson breaks it up at two. Magnusson pulls Davin up and shoves him into the corner and sets him on the top rope. Magnusson climbs the ropes and tries a superplex, but Davin blocks it once, twice, three times. Davin connects with several clubbing shots that sends DH over the top rope to the floor. Davin stands on the top rope and waits for Stank to get to his feet, as he does, Davin leaps, but Stank was playing possum and CLOCKS Davin with a right cross to the jaw! Davin drops like he has been shot, the camera catches Stank slipping a chain back into his tights, he falls across Davin and gets the one, two, three.
WINNER in 16:11 - Stank
POE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SPIN HANSEN – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match Well here we are, it's tonight's Main Event, and it SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE! The crowd is on their feet already in anticipation, and Senior Referee Davis Hightower is ready as he puts his goggles on. Perhaps he's expecting blood? Well, considering the competitors tonight, it might not be that far off. The music starts up and a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and the first thing we hear is ”There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into ”Prelude 12/21.” The drum beat of Prelude hits and the Darlings takes a step onto the ramp. They doesn’t move until it finishes and a blue spotlight focuses on them and ”Princes of the Universe.” starts up. Alexis appears to be assisting Alexander to the ring, who is wearing a gigantic knee brace tonight. He climbs in and just goes to the far corner as the crowd gives him a raucous ovation.
It's not much quieter for Spin (formerly Freakin') Hansen, as “More Human than Human” fires up with requisite pyrotechnics. Spin takes his sweet-ass time getting to the ring before climbing in; barely acknowledging Darling's existence. Darling gives Spin pretty much the same treatment as they're both turning toward the ramp. “Mausam and Escape” fires up and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Poe stands at the top of the ramp with Selena Gomez. The crowd is booing their collective asses off, and Poe is, of course, oblivious and strides deliberately into the ring. He hands his belt to Davis Hightower who holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
And right at the bell, Darling leaps at Poe, clubbing him in the face with forearms. Spin decides that this is probably a good idea, and he starts hammering away at Poe as well, and Poe ends up on the mat, with Darling and Poe firing straight right hands at the champ. Poe launches a desperation kick right at Darling's bad knee, and he falls off, holding his knee and howling in pain. Poe tries the same thing with Spin, but Spin is a step ahead and starts slamming Poe's head into the mat, drawing cheers. Spin covers, that gets 1. He pulls Poe and whips him to the ropes, he GOOZLES Poe off the ropes and busts out THE INCINERATOR from 2007 somewhere. That could do it! 1...2...Darling dives in with the double axe handle to break the count. Spin's clearly displeased by this turn of events and pulls Darling to his feet. It looks like Spin wants to head butt the shorter Darling, but Darling is actually able to slide behind Spin, jump and hit a sweet Backbreaker. Elbow drop from Darling seems to really hurt Spin. Darling gets up again, but before he can do anything else, Poe hits him with a Chop Block to the bad knee. Jerk.
Darling has crumpled to the mat, but Poe doesn't seem to care. He WHIPS Darling into the corner, and charges at him with a Big Elbow. He lands several of these before switching to knees, and burying them in Darling's midsection. Finally, he goes with the Batista Shoulder blocks which, well, Fuck You for making the OOWF suck Poe, even for just a second. He poses for the crowd which promptly shits all over him, and he grabs Darling with both hands around the throat and looks like he's about to toss him out or do something else relatively mean, but Spin comes out of seemingly nowhere with a vicious clothesline which knocks him off of Darling. Another clothesline sends the champ out of the ring. Spin gets a nice crowd reaction for that, but is unaware of Darling knocking him out cold with a Super kick. As Spin is falling down, Darling runs (with a noticeable limp) to the ropes, delivering a sweet Sprinboard Inverted DDT. Spin is OUT! Darling covers! 1....2...and suddenly Hightower stops counting! He looks outside the ring and sees Selena staring at him innocently. The camera focuses in on what appears to be a lip gloss. Replay shows that Hightower was cracked upside the head with said lip gloss. Nice shooting, kid.
Darling is furious and goes to question Hightower. Hightower says something resembling “sorry” and Darling turns around back to Spin just to eat a HIEROGLYPH from Poe! And that's it for Darling! Poe covers and this has to be it...1...2...and Spin drags Poe off of Darling! WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT! Poe is NOT in a good place in the ring! Spin is torquing back big-time and there's no one to break this hold! A lip gloss comes flying into the ring, and the camera cuts to an obviously pissed off Selena who missed completely this time. Apparently she's now out of lip gloss. Spin, who is, indeed, no dummy, has started torquing Poe's notoriously bad ankle, and Poe's got his hand up! Will this be Spin's first World Title? Well, no, because Darling smashes Spin with a Shining Wizard, and he has to break the hold. Darling pulls Spin to his feet and locks his hand around his own throat! Darling tries for the Darling Driver, but his knee buckles and he can't pull it off. He falls a little bit, and good thing, because Poe demolishes Spin with a HIEROGLYPH, which looks like it was intended for Darling. Spin falls through the ropes to the outside. Poe thinks about following outside, but Darling KICKS HIM IN THE TEMPLE! Poe drops like a sack of potatoes! Darling tries to go over but his knee goes out completely. He has to crawl over for a bit before getting to his feet. This extra time allows Poe to ROLL HIM UP! HANDFUL OF TIGHTS! FEET ON THE ROPES! No one can overcome this ferocious cheating.
WINNER in 13:29 by PINFALL...Poe!
After the match, Spin slowly gets to his feet on the outside and IMMEDIATELY gets blindsided by kz. Moose SLAMS a chair upside Spin’s head sending him to the floor and kz brutalize Spin. Inside the ring, Firewoman is (barely) standing and it looks like she is about to offer Darling a hand. Alex realizes it is a trap and turns around and blocks a punch from Poe and hammers him with shots until Stank charges in and rolls up Darling’s knee from behind! Darling howls in pain as Fire tosses a chair into the ring and slides it onto Darling’s knee. Stank comes off the ropes and drops a knee onto the chair Pilmanizing Darling’s knee! Darling goes white with pain, but Poe is not done yet. He locks the Desert Scorpion on Darling, pulling as hard as he can on his knee. Just when it looks like Darling’s knee is going to snap, Ecosystem, Tytan, DH Magnusson and Outback Jack rush the ring with chairs, sending The Five scattering, leaving a broken Alexander Darling inside the ring, and a bloody Spin Hansen outside the ring.
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