OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. RAVENNA BLUE – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchThe four make their way to the ring in order. Folz mockingly shows his belt off to the other three, then hands it off to the referee. Firewoman and Alexander both out of ROH habit extend hands to Ravenna and Folz, who hesitate, but then shake. They shrug and shake each other's hands, while Alexander grabs Fire and pulls her in close whispering something in her ear. Whatever it is, it isn't nice, but has them both smiling in the sickest of ways. Once the "pleasantries" are out of the way, they are finished for the night, because as the bell rings, Firewoman turns and arm drags Ravenna by her bad arm into an arm bar, putting her foot right where that mysterious scar is. Alexander gets Folz around the neck and wants to try for the Darling Driver early, but Folz gets free quickly and hits a very quick snap suplex.
And we're off, with the four exchanging flashy spots and stiff punches and kicks, with everyone moving to the corners when it's not their turn in the ring. Alexander recovers from the suplex, and turns, sweeping Folz's leg. He hits a few elbow drops, and flips him over for the Curbstomp, but can't get Folz's feet locked. Folz kicks backward and nails Alexander in his sore knee. Alexander crumples, and Folz gets free. He turns and whips Alexander to the ropes, but as he comes out, Alexander hits a clothesline. Folz is down, but not enough, and he goes for the chop block to the sore knee, but Ravenna pushes Alexander out of the way. Alexander nods at her appreciatively, as Firewoman drives him hard into the corner, and Folz turns his attention to Ravenna.
Ravenna doesn't wait for Folz to start, she attacks with an arm drag, followed by a second, and then her own arm bar. She works the wrist, and drives him down to the mat. The wrist lock fails to get a submission so she uses it to maneuver him to the corner, and backs off, running in for a splash. As Folz staggers out, Ravenna hits a drop toe hold, and then when Folz hits the mat, she hits the ropes for a moonsault. She nails it and makes the pin...one....two....but it's broken up by a knee to the head from Firewoman who is done exchanging chops with Alexander. Ravenna rolls off and Firewoman picks up Folz.
Firewoman hits several forearm strikes, while Alexander goes to Ravenna. She drives Folz backward to the ropes, and
Folz uses his first rope break.. Firewoman pulls him out by the hair, and then the arm, and whips him to the cross-corner, and follows in, but Folz gets his foot up, knocking her back, into Alexander and Ravenna. They both look at each other, grab an arm and hit a double DDT. Ravenna goes to congratulate Alexander for the nice teamwork, but he shoves her away and goes to pin Fire. Ravenna is offended and kicks him off with a stiff right knee, and then pounces.
Ravenna has Alexander in a cobra clutch for all of three-tenths of a second, and Alexander raises his hand to tap. Firewoman recovers through her cobwebs, spies this and hits Ravenna in the back of the neck with a knee, sending her sprawling. Alex gets up irritated, but a more than annoyed Firewoman gets in his face, something about "not falling for that." He smirks and Firewoman goes to Bitchslap the smirk right off his face, when Folz grabs her arm and lifts her up to a sidewalk slam. He makes a cover for one .. two...and is shoved off by a recovered Ravenna. Folz turns but doesn't see Alex come up from behind. He grabs him and goes for a ... well, it doesn't matter because Fire springboards off the ropes from nowhere and hits a missile drop kick that sends them both sprawling. Fire turns her attention to Ravenna. The two grin as the crowd goes wild to finally have the only two women in the promotion squaring off. Firewoman attacks first, driving Ravenna back with punches, not appearing to care that they are illegal.
Firewoman gets her first warning. Ravenna however, backed up to the ropes, so the referee is forced to give
Ravenna her first rope break. Firewoman grins mockingly, says something about "rookies needing to know the rules" and Ravenna smiles angelically before unloading with a series of muay thai kicks that drive Firewoman back to the ropes. Firewoman hits a surprise left punch, but the closed fist gives
Firewoman her second warning. It's a weak punch though, and Ravenna runs back to the ropes, bounces off into a cartwheel and up into an elbow that sends Firewoman over the ropes and to the floor again. Ravenna looks like she wants to fly, but not for long, as Folz is stirring and reaches up for a school girl roll up. The referee counts two, but the pin is broken up by a recovered Alexander Darling.
Firewoman starts to get back into the ring, but she is distracted by Chris Evans, who is coming down the ramp, armed with a chair. Evans is pointing at Firewoman, and Firewoman does the international sign for "Bring it on," and seems to have lost focus on what she's supposed to be doing. She and Evans jaw back and forth, and the referee starts to count. Fire doesn't care, as she climbs on the apron, attacking Evans with a Thesz press before he can raise the chair. She rains down punches on him, but Evans blocks one and reaches up, landing his own punch. He shoves Firewoman off and then drives the chair straight at her still questionable ribs, pinning her between the chair and the ring post.
Meanwhile, in the ring, there is more back and forth between Alexander and Ravenna. Ravenna throws Alex to the corner and the follows in with a Sunset Flip. She makes the pin but Alexander breaks it up with a thumb to the eye, that the referee just catches.
Alexander Darling has earned his first warning. Ravenna falls backward, and Alexander kips up to follow her, he puts the boots to her, and then locks the legs, and MOTHER FUCKING CURB STOMP! Ravenna is out, and all previous teamwork is out the window, and Alexander makes the pin, and it's one...two....NO! Folz flies in from nowhere to break it up. Alexander runs for Folz just as Evans rolls Firewoman back into the ring. Folz hits a back body drop, sending Alexander out to the floor. Firewoman pulls herself up with the ropes, and turns not aware of much of anything, and turns right into Folz's super kick. Firewoman is down, Ravenna is stirring, and Alexander is on top of the floor. Folz takes the time to survey the landscape to see where to go first, and pose a bit in triumph in the ring. He decides he's closer to Firewoman, who is still gasping for air, but quite out of it, and doesn't see Ravenna recovered and on the top rope. Ravenna yells and Folz turns, right into a hurricanrana that tosses him across the ring. Ravenna makes a pin, but she's close to the edge where Alexander flew out. Alexander reaches through the ropes and pulls Ravenna off Folz by the hair.
Alexander Darling has earned his second warning. Alexander climbs through the ring, but he's still a little sluggish and Ravenna grabs him by the arm. Meanwhile, Evans slides the chair into the ring next to Firewoman.
Firewoman is stirring and lays her hand on the chair. I'm not sure she knows where she is just yet. She stands, using the chair as a crutch as Ravenna whips Darling across the ring, so that he bumps Fire a little. She turns almost instinctively and swings back with the chair. The referee tells her to drop it, but she refuses, or doesn't hear him, so
Firewoman has used her third and final warning. Alexander Darling laughs at her, but not for long, as Firewoman swings back farther, and NAILS him. Darling drops like a load of bricks, and Firewoman stands over him, daring him to laugh now. Hightower has no choice but to send Firewoman to the back. Firewoman appears not to care, as she is more than satisfied with this outcome, and rolls out of the ring, chair in hand, and stalks to the back.
Meanwhile, Folz and Ravenna have been exchanging chops in the other part of the ring, with a few of the required "Woos" from fans not watching Darling/Firewoman. Folz gets Ravenna back in the corner, then kicks her in the gut. She doubles over, and Folz turns and hits a rolling Fisherman's Suplex. He bridges for the pin and the referee counts one..two...NO! Ravenna gets her foot on the rope. The referee makes Folz break, much to his dismay, and Ravenna has used her
second rope break. Alexander is still out. Folz backs off, 'helps' Ravenna to her feet, but she pushes him off. She hits the top ropes and goes for the hurricanrana again, but Folz counters. Ravenna can't pull the move off as she sits on Folz's shoulders, and instead he hits a HUGE power slam to the center of the ring, that practically knocks Ravenna's teeth out. Folz floats over for the pin, and this one finally sticks. One...two...THREE.
WINNER in 17:21 – Matt Folz
KZ vs. TEAM FUEL vs. TEAM TEAM vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchTeam Fuel is announced first and sprints to the ring and slides under the ropes. They get a nice pop from the crowd and seem to revel in their newly found popularity. Team Team is announced next and they make their way to the ring, also getting a nice response from the crowd. Next up, The Midnight Sons. They are announced and come through the crowd and get a thunderous pop from the people. Finally the OOWF World tag team champions, kz, are announced and make their way to the ring. The crowd boos them venomously, LD and Moose snarl and toss their tag titles on the announce table and hop onto the apron. Moose is still heavily bandaged from his little incident with Davin Moreland. Gotta think there is a good chance he doesn’t see a whole lot of action in this one. This is a four way dance, so the champs do not have to be pinned to lose the titles.
LD Williams steps between the ropes and glares at Tytan. Tytan smirks and slowly steps into the ring, looks like these two will start things. They move to lock up and LD slips behind Tytan and kicks the back of his knees, sending Tytan to his knees. LD tilts Tytan’s head back and hammers him repeatedly with elbows across the throat, drawing a warning from the referee. LD reaches out and tags in Moose, then drops down across Tytan’s legs. Moose charges in and hits Tytan with a clothesline that bends his back back across LD, higher than normal. Tytan falls to the mat grabbing his back and grimacing in pain, Moose bounces off the ropes and drops a knee right across his back, then pulls him back in a chin lock, cross facing him several times for good measure. Moose taps the black arm band he is wearing around his arm that says MC and then tries to gouge Tytan’s eyes out. The referee calls for the break and threatens disqualification, Moose breaks, barely, at the five.
Moose gets to his feet and looks like he is in a rage. He charges across the ring and nails Evans and Larson, sending them to the floor, then turns to Eco and dares him to come into the ring. While he is distracted, Tytan gets back to his feet and clotheslines Moose from behind, sending him to the mat. Tytan staggers a bit, still trying to clear his vision, and tags Eco in.
Eco catches Moose with a kick to the gut, then runs him face first into the corner. Eco keeps Moose trapped in the corner and beats him down with a flurry of kicks and chops. Eco takes a few steps back and charges in and catches Moose in the face with a running knee. Eco drags him out of the corner and covers, but Moose rolls his shoulder at two. Eco pulls Moose to his feet and sets him up for the Styles Clash, but Moose back drops out of it and makes a blind tag to DH Magnusson. Maggs steps between the ropes, but before he goes after Eco, he grabs Moose by the head and slams him in the face with a head butt sending him between the ropes to the floor.
DH turns his attention to Eco who is on his feet eyeing him warily. They move to lock up, but Eco slips under DH’s grasp and hits the ropes, spring boarding off the middle rope and catching DH with a drop kick to the mouth. Eco gets to his feet and Chris Evans reaches out and tags himself in. Eco looks a little annoyed, but lets it go. Evans climbs to the top rope and waits for DH to get back to his feet, when he does, Evans leaps and snaps off a perfect hurracarana, he scrambles for the cover, but LD reaches in and rakes his eyes breaking it up before the three count.
Evans pulls DH to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a Thesz Press, but Magnusson catches him and reverses it into a fall away slam. Evans springs to his feet and DH catches him with a big boot to the face that sends him back into the corner, then charges in and avalanches Evans with a clothesline. Magnusson hooks Evans for a suplex and tags in Eco. DH pulls Evans up and Eco comes off the ropes with a cross body block for a two count. Eco pulls Evans to a sitting position and tags in Spin, the two of them connect with kicks to Evans head, then drop double elbows across his chest. Spin covers, but Bryce Larson runs in and breaks it up at two.
Moose charges into the ring and clotheslines Larson over the top rope to the floor and follows him to the outside. LD Williams joins him and they put a brutal beat down on Larson. Inside the ring, Spin pulls Evans to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Evans slides through Spin’s legs and tags Tytan, then rebounds off the ropes and dives over the top rope to the floor, taking out Moosehead Jack and LD Williams.
While kz and Fuel brawl on the floor, Tytan steps into the ring and immediately catches a kick to the chops from Spin, sending him to the corner. Spin hammers him with punches to the side of the head, but Tytan reverses it and gives Spin some of his own medicine. Meanwhile, on the outside, kz and Fuel are fighting through the crowd, hitting one another with chairs and anything not nailed down. LD rakes Evans’ eyes and drops him on the floor with a DDT. Moose sidesteps a charging Larson and slams him face first into the wall, when he staggers backward, Moose drops him with a reverse DDT. Kz grabs a table and sets it up beneath the stage, then start moving Fuel to the top of the stage.
Inside the ring, Tytan pulls Spin out of the corner and hits him with a release belly to belly suplex and covers for a two count. Tytan tries the TYTAN DRIVER but Spin slips over his shoulder, spins Tytan around and hits him with a SPINNING FIST to the side of the head! Both men fall to the mat, and Tytan is the first to make the tag. Eco climbs to the top rope and tries a double axe handle, but Spin reverses it into a SPINEBUSTER! Spin gets to his feet and looks to the top of the ramp and sees kz setting up Larson and Evans and POWERBOMBING them both off the top of the stage through the tables FUEL IS DEAD!
Spin tags in Magnusson and he comes in the ring and bounds off the ropes, as does Spin, as Eco gets to his feet, Spin chop blocks his leg and Magnusson KILLS him with a clothesline from hell! Eco is broken in half and hits the mat hard! Magnusson covers, hooking both legs hard and Spin keeps Tytan from breaking up the pin. From the top of the stage kz sees what is happening but knows they have no chance of breaking up the pin. Moose and LD hop off the stage and brutalize Larson and Evans a little more, while inside the ring, the referee makes the three count.
WINNERS in 19:49 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Midnight Sons
STANK vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title 2 out of 3 Falls Steel Cage MatchDavin Moreland is walking down the hallway toward the ring area past the GM's office. He is covered in bandages. There are a couple from his head that are bleeding, and apparently he's borrowed the Hoveround from Alexander Darling. One would think he'd be leery of scooter things at this point. Anyway, GM the Rick jumps out in front of the Hoveround. Davin tries to run GM the Rick over, which is pretty funny. Anyway, Rick decides to say something.
GMtR: Davin, you're not going anywhere. You're in absolutely no condition to wrestle. I can't let you go out there.
Davin reaches inside one of his bandages and hands Rick what appears to be a letter.
GMtR: “Davin Moreland is cleared to wrestle. Signed, Dr. Kervorkian” Well, this appears to be in order. Carry on, Davin.
Davin Hoverounds his way to the gorilla position.“Toxicity” hits, and Davin Moreland
Hoverounds his way down the ramp. The cheers that greeted him at first have now turned to complete and utter silence. He parks the
Hoveround at the entrance of the cage, and Senior Referee Davis Hightower has to help him through the door and into the ring. Davin appears not to be able to stand up, as he's holding the ropes, pulling himself into the corner.
“Skin” hits, and raucous booing starts up for the Intercontinental Champion Stank, who laughs his way all the way into the ring. He hands his belt to Hightower, who holds it high into the air. This match will be for the Intercontinental Championship, and will be a best two of three falls match. Hightower hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Stank is laughing his jolly ass off taking a look at Davin. He walks over and paintbrushes him a couple of times, still laughing in spite of himself. Davin SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF STANK'S MOUTH. The crowd enjoyed that immensely. What they didn't enjoy was the quick kick to the gut, which sent Davin to his knees, followed up by the STANKBOMB! After Stank delivers the third power bomb, he nonchalantly gets up, and does a full “C'Mon Baby!” cover. Davin's probably unconscious.
YOUR WINNER by PINFALL...STANK! Stank leads the best of three 1 – 0.
There is a thirty second mandatory rest period, most of which is spent trying to prop Davin up in the corner by Hightower. Shaking his head, he calls the two back to action, but only Stank is moving. Stank simply walks over, hoists the big man on his shoulders, and delivers a VICIOUS STANK-U! Another “C'Mon Baby!” cover, and this travesty is over.
WINNER by PINFALL in 3:44...STANK! Stank wins the match 2 – 0.
Stank grabs Davin and lawn darts him into the cage, and starts a cheese grater spot before security and medical personnel flood the ring. Davin's gonna be taking another trip on the meatwagon, it would appear.
POE vs. OUTBACK JACK vs. CONCRETE TG vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchConcrete TG sprints to the ring first, sliding under the ropes and posing on the turnbuckles. Outback Jack strolls out after him, making a more casual entrance. Seamus McNasty storms down the aisle and also slides into the ring, but skips the posing and just glares at his opponents. Finally, the champion strides onto the stage. Poe stands solemnly as Selena stands in front of him and holds the belt high, then throws the belt over his shoulder and sends Selena to the back. Poe makes his way down the aisle and climbs into the ring. He hands the title to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd.
The four opponents stand in their corners and size each other up – well three of them do. Outback Jack leans in his corner and drinks a beer. He finishes it and pegs the can at Poe, who slaps it aside with a snarl. Poe launches himself at Jack, and the can flies toward Seamus. It clips Seamus on the shoulder as he sprints forward, cutting Poe off with a spear and driving him to the mat. Concrete makes an elaborate tumbling dive, and just manages to catch the can before it hits the mat. He steps onto the apron and tosses the can into a recycle bin at ringside to a smattering of applause. Jack steps to the apron as well, and Hightower calls for the bell.
Seamus pins Poe to the mat and starts pummeling him with punches. Poe reverses their positions and does the same. He switches to a two handed choke, and Seamus braces a forearm against Poe's throat, choking him as well. Hightower starts the five-count, but OBJ decides to help out by coming in and punting Poe in the head to break them up. Seamus rolls to his feet and drives a knee into Poe’s throat. He drags the champion up and hits a suplex, then tries a cover but only gets one. Seamus sends Poe into the corner and follows, but Poe gets a boot up. Seamus staggers back, and Poe levels him with a clothesline. Poe keeps Seamus off balance with European uppercuts, then nails him with an exploder suplex. Poe sits Seamus up and locks on a dragon sleeper, but Concrete is in with a dropkick to break that up.
Poe is up first and moves in on Seamus, who greets him with a punch to the stomach. He drives the champion into the corner, where OBJ slaps him on the back to make a blind tag. Seamus sends Poe across the ring and nails a clothesline in the corner, but OBJ is right behind him with the Boomerang. OBJ spins Seamus around and drops him with a DDT, then makes the cover, but only gets two. Seamus rolls to the outside to clear his head, and OBJ follows. OBJ spins Seamus around, and Seamus ducks a punch and drop toeholds OBJ into the ring post. Seamus shoves OBJ into the ring, drops an elbow, and covers, but OBJ rolls a shoulder at two. Seamus picks OBJ up and tries for the Black and Tan, but OBJ shoves him off into the corner and Concrete tags himself in.
Concrete vaults to the top rope and hits OBJ with a cross body, but OBJ rolls through. CTG slips out before the count and goes to the ropes. He takes OBJ down with a dropkick and goes to the corner, running up the ropes into a moonsault. OBJ rolls away, and Concrete lands on his feet. CTG rebounds off the ropes, and OBJ snaps him over with a power slam. OBJ hooks the leg and gets two. Both men are up, and OBJ grabs a headlock. CTG shoots him off, drops to the mat on OBJ’s first pass, then goes for leapfrog, but OBJ catches him and drives him to the mat. OBJ hooks both legs, but Poe is on with a stomp to break the cover. Poe grabs OBJ and drops him with a DDT, then levels CTG with the hieroglyph as he gets up. Seamus comes in, but Hightower cuts him off, and Poe drags OBJ back to his corner and tags himself in.
Poe grabs Concrete as he gets up, and lifts him for the pendulum. CTG shifts his weight and tries to reverse into a DDT, but Poe blocks. Poe attempts to turn it into a suplex, but CTG hits a flip dropkick in mid-air. Poe stumbles back, but does not go down, and CTG rebounds off the ropes with a flying forearm. CTG rolls right back to his feet and comes off the ropes with a leg drop. He hooks the leg, but Poe kicks out at two. CTG goes to the ropes and slides through Poe’s legs as he gets up, then pivots and takes him down with a leg sweep. CTG hits a rolling thunder and covers, but again only gets two. CTG picks Poe up, but eats an elbow for his trouble. Poe keeps the hero off balance with forearms, then tries an Irish whip but Concrete reverses. Poe hits the corner and Seamus makes the blind tag as CTG runs up the corner and drives a knee into Poe’s head.
Seamus grabs CTG off his landing and knocks him off his feet with an uppercut. He sends Concrete to the ropes and kills him with spine buster. He covers, but OBJ is in to break it up at two. Hightower ushers OBJ out of the ring, but Seamus sprints across the ring and levels OBJ with a clothesline from behind. He turns back to CTG and fires him to the ropes, and hits the Irish car bomb. Seamus gets the cross face hooked in the middle of the ring, put Poe is in to break it up. Poe drags Seamus to his feet and they exchange punches. Concrete gets unsteadily to his feet and climbs the ropes. He nails Seamus in the back with a fly dropkick, knocking him into Poe and sending both men into the corner. Poe drops to the mat and rolls to the apron, while CTG rolls Seamus up. He gets two before OBJ dives in to break it up. Poe reaches in and slaps Seamus, tagging himself in. Concrete nails him with a flying kick to the head as he ducks into the ring. Poe stumbles and CTG shoves him, dropping him throat-first on the second rope. CTG hits the opposite ropes – C-T-G! Poe stumbles back, and Concrete goes to the apron. He springboards into the ring, but Poe catches him. Poe blocks a hurricanrana and tries for a power bomb, but OBJ takes him down with a chop block. CTG lands on top and hooks the leg. Hightower counts One…Two…Thr-Poe rolls a shoulder!
OBJ gets to his feet, and Seamus sprints across the ring and nails a clothesline that sends both men tumbling hard to the outside. Meanwhile, Concrete rebounds off the ropes as Poe gets up, and runs right into a Hieroglyph that nearly turns him inside out. Poe drags him to his feet, lifts him onto his shoulders, and hits the Pendulum. Poe grabs CTG's legs and ties on the Desert Scorpion. OBJ and Seamus, brawling on the floor, are oblivious to the action in the ring. Concrete struggles for the ropes, but can't quite make it and is forced to tap.
WINNER, and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, in 22:13, Poe.
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