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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 18:32:12 GMT -5
MidWeek Mayhem 20 LIVE From Sopchoppy, Florida! Ross: Good evening folks, I am Ross, this is my partner Razz, and we are coming to you LIVE from Sopchoppy, Florida from the Sopchoppy Sports Pavilion and Scuba Training Seminary! Razz, as usual we have a fantastic lineup for our fans tonight! Razz: you got that right Ross, what a lineup tonight! We have 3Piece Set defending the World Tag team titles against Revolution XX Ross: We also have that scoundrel Johnny Adrenaline defending the Intercontinental title against Mark Vander in a Texas Bull Rope match! Razz, I just cannot see how Adrenaline will escape tonight with his title! Razz: Well, time will tell, Donovan Viper defends the OOWF World Title against Chris Alt! Ross: That’ll be one for the ages, we also have a unique #1 Contenders match tonight, Razz, four men have been deemed the top contenders to Donovan Viper’s World Title, GimmickMan, UnderDawg, Niles Anderson and Microplay, tonight we sort out who gets a shot first! Razz: That will be an intense match for sure, but first off, we have my man Smark and Beast in a loser leaves OOWF match, one man stays, one man leaves OOWF. After Smoley’s announcement last week, I don’t like Beast’s chances tonight. Ross: Are you serious? If Smark wins Razz, I will eat my hat, without my brand new BBQ sauce. Let’s go to the ring
BEAST vs. SMARK – Loser Leaves OOWF Match Smark actually looks serious for a change, though those Benoit tights are, well, let’s just say we’re lucky we don’t have a television deal. Smark asks for a test of strength—is he serious? Beast, even with his injured arm, accepts. Smark drops to his knees in a heartbeat. Beast pulls Smarks hands to the canvas, stomps on Smark’s hands, then gives him a boot to the face that sends Smark rolling out of the ring. Beast goes between the ropes but stops…Attitude Adjuster and Niles Anderson are WALKING~! down the entrance ramp together. They’re pointing at Beast! This could be trouble. Beast can beat Smark with one arm, but can he beat AA and Niles, too? Beast backs into the ring and AA puts his arm around Smark. Yep, it looks like a three-on-one against Beast. AA is talking to Smark, Smark seems to be nodding. Smark reaches out for Niles handshake…STEED-DT ON SMARK!!!!! What!?! Oh..Smark is busted open. AA now with the Claw on Smark, and Niles has the Precision Incision. What are they doing? And why’s the bell ringing? The referee is speaking with the ring announcer. YOUR WINNER in 1:29, by disqualification, Smark! You’ve got to be kidding me!! Beast has to leave the OOWF? This is not fair!! Suddenly, The Rick walks down the entryway. TR: AA, NA, you guys think you’re pretty smart? Victory by DQ. Nice move. Look, I appreciate douchebaggery tactics as much as the next guy. AA (to NA): Hey, he liked it. TR: But I really feel this federation needs muscle-bound guys with no mic skills. In fact, there’s only one thing this fed needs more than muscle-bound guys with no mic skills, and that’s a bunch of vaguely hot looking women with no discernable talent, some really lame sketches that don’t advance storylines and a self-centered GM who stands around yapping for 20 minutes in the middle of a match just so he can get his ego stroked. That’s what I stand for, dammit! So AA, Niles, pick that limp carcass off the floor and throw it in the ring, because this match will continue! AA and NA look at each other and look at Smark, bloody, unconscious and with a testicle possibly shoved in the general vicinity of his Adam’s apple. Then they look up to see Beast staring them in the face. AA and NA attack Beast and get the upper hand for a few moments, but Beast rallies and tosses both from the ring. AA and NA beat a hasty retreat up the ramp. From a safe distance they watch as Beast tosses Smark into the ring. Beast assesses the situation, turns Smark over on his stomach, and LOCKS IN THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!!! Smark’s favorite wrestler’s own submission hold! The ref watches this for a few moments, realizing Smark is unconscious, laughs a bit at the predicament, lifts Smark’s free arm three times and calls for the bell. YOUR WINNER in 7:19, Beast! After calling for the bell, the ref continues to watch Beast tear into Smark. He hasn’t called for Beast to break the hold. In fact the ref seems to be enjoying Smark’s demise. Wait, the ref just kicked Smark in the head! And again! A third time! Oh, the humanity! And now the ref is calling fans into the ring. The fans are beating down Smark! The fans are beating down Smark! Man, I wish we had a commercial to go to so we could end this scene without explaining how we get the fans back to their seats. Razz: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SAY IT AIN’T SO ROSS! Ross: Yes Razz, I am afraid that your favorite team is no longer. I would wish Smark the best in his future endeavors, but to be perfectly honest, I never really liked the guy. Razz: How can you say that Ross? Smark was entertaining! Let’s hope he shows up in Stamford one day, the man is a true talent. Ross: Um, Ok, Razz I think you were one of the few to see that side of him. Speaking of seeing the other side of people, Razz do you thing the Moosehead Jack and Concrete TG team can EVER hope to work? Razz: Well, I will tell you this Ross, Moosehead Jack has already shown more restraint than I thought possible. It seems like Concrete is going out of his way to drive Moose crazy. Remember, if Jack breaks the contract, he is gone for six months. Ross: That’s a good point Razz, but somehow it seems to be working, Jack takes the frustration he has from Concrete and uses it in the matches, as if he needed to be any more intense. Razz: Tonight will be another good test for these two, Uncle Entity and Mercury are certainly not a pushover team. You take them lightly and that will be the end for your team. Ross: Let’s head to the ring and see the latest episode of Hurri-Crete and Moosey Razz: Don’t you start too
MOOSEHEAD JACK & CONCRETE TG vs. MERCURY & UNCLE ENTITY Jack and Concrete come out in the Hurri-car,(which is actually just a Ford Pinto with the doors removed and Hurricrete and Moosey sprayed on it, since the other one is still part of Dawg’s pimpmobile) Concrete is waving to all the fans, Jack is sitting next to him slumped in the seat, arms crossed and a black towel over his head (like Tazz used to do) The buggy stops, Jack leaps out and slides in the ring and immediately singles out Uncle Entity. Jack attacks with a fury pinning Entity in the corner and beating him to the mat with punches. Mercury hesitates for a second, which allows Concrete to springboard into the ring and catch Mercury with a flying clothesline. Jack and Entity spill out of the ring, while Concrete and Mercury stay inside. Concrete covers Mercury, but only gets a one count. Concrete and Mercury both spring to their feet, stare for a moment, then begin a criss-cross. Concrete hits the mat, Mercury steps over CTG, Crete gets back to his feet and tries a hip-toss, Mercury blocks it, ducks his head unter CTG’s arm and lifts Concrete and nails him with a DVD. Concrete is able to kick out at two. Mercury mounts Concrete and pounds away. On the outside, Entity and Jack are brawling around the ring, Entity tries a clothesline, Jack ducks it and, spins, kicks Entity in the mid section and tries a DDT, Entity powers out of it by backing Jack into the ring post. Jack falls to one knee, UE picks up a chair and swings for the fences, Jack moves just in time and UE warps the chair around the post. Now Jack is just pissed, he clotheslines UE over the guardrail and the two brawl through the crowd for a bit, hitting each other with anything the fans hand them (ECW!ECW!ECW!) Jack and Entity continue fighting through the first few rows of fans. Entity charges and Jack catches him with a backdrop that sends him over the railing and crashing through the Lichtenstein Announce Table. Inside the ring, Concrete catches Mercury coming off the ropes with a knee to the midsection, Concrete catches him before he can fall and hefts Merc up for a power bomb, Mercury shows his agility and spins off of Concrete’s shoulders and drops to the mat behind him. Mercury nails Concrete from behind with a low blow. Both men are down inside the ring; Jack is making his way back inside the ring. Mercury is digging in his tights for something; he tears a small pouch open and waits for Concrete to get to his feet. Mercury rears back and throws a handful of Mercury at Concrete just as Concrete turns around; Jack pushes him out of the way and ends up taking most of it in his face. MHJ drops to his knees clawing at his eyes. Somehow the ref didn’t see it. Concrete stares at Moose in disbelief for a moment. Mercury looks at Moose and smirks. This sets Concrete off; he grabs Mercury and pops him in the face, then destroys him with the Concrete Mixer, not once, but twice. Concrete covers and gets the pin. The ref finally notices that something is wrong and calls for help from the back. WINNERS in 11:59 Moosehead Jack and Concrete TG Officials tend to Jack wrapping his head with wet towels and trying to get most of the mercury out of his eyes. They take Jack to the back and presumably to the hospital. Ross: I cannot believe what I have just seen. Did Moose actually push Concrete out of the way and take the mercury to the eyes? Razz: Wow, it appears that he did, is this bizarre world or something? Ross: No we are in Florida, not Canada. Razz: Huh? Ross: Never mind Razz, I will say this, I personally think Moosehead Jack is a soulless individual who would just as soon hurt a person as look him in the eye. We all hope this is not a serious injury, but I can tell you this, I would not want to be in Mercury’s shoes right about now. Razz: Nope, not at all. I am sure GM the Rick will have something to say about all this. But, let’s get on to the next match Ross! Ross: This one should be a helluve a match. Jack and Gator are showing a new mean streak that is, quite honestly, a little frightening. Razz: And Endo and Morte have been fighting like they have absolutely nothing left to lose, in this business that is a dangerous mindset. Ross: This one will be brutal, no question about that
OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT vs. ENDO & MORTE Endo and Morte hit the ring first and Morte grabs the mic (OMG! Morte gets mic time!) “Ok, all you morons out there, there will not be a match tonight. You see, Endo and I saw those two idiots Outback Jerk and GatorBitch walking around as the Los Jobberos in the back, so we took it upon ourselves to beat the snot out of them. Left them laying in the parking lot, what a bunch of tools. See, it’s about damn time Endo and I got some damn respect around here….” Just then Jack and Gator’s music hits and they head to the ring, without so much as a scratch on them. Endo and Morte look confused and pissed at the same time, as soon as Jack and Gator get in the ring, Endo and Morte attack. Endo catches Gator with a boot to the face that sends him over the top rope. Jack tries to fight off Morte, catching his spin kick and dumping him in a heap on the mat, but Endo attacked from behind. Jack fights back, but Endo rakes the eyes. Whip to the corner, Endo sets up for a clothesline, but before Jack can get to him, Morte blindsides him with a spin kick to the mouth. Gator makes it back in the ring and he tries to even the side, but the ref escorts him out of the ring. This gives Endo and Morte time to double team Jack and back him into their corner. Endo stays in the ring and Morte leaves, but grabs the tag rope and wraps it around Jack’s neck. The ref doesn’t see a thing. Jack tries to fight his way out of the corner, turning and punching Morte in the mouth and sending him to the floor, but as he turns to leave the corner, Endo destroys him with a clothesline. Endo pulls Jack back to his feet and tries to cut him in half with chops (WHOO!) Endo pulls Jack out of the corner and whips him to the ropes but puts his head down too soon, Jack hits a fameasser. Both men are down, Jack makes the tag to Gator who comes in and kills Endo wit ha diving shoulder block. The action continues back and forth for a few minutes, Morte finally gets a tag in after Jack missed a boomerang and Endo hit a spine buster. Morte takes over for a minute, until Jack reverses a whip and kicks Morte in the midsection. Jack lifts him for a suplex, then drops him mid-section first across the top rope. Jack turns to argue with Endo and Gator pulls Morte over the top rope to the floor and DESTROYS him with a chomp. Gator slides back into the ring and waits, Jack and Gator are in opposite corners waiting for Endo to get to his feet, Morte is laying outside the ring barely moving from the CHOMP to the floor. As Endo gets to his feet, Jack and Gator DESTROY him with the Call of the Wild! Endo is DEAD! In the melee the ref takes a hit, Gator makes the cover, but the ref is still down. At that moment, FFC and Stank hit the ring carrying lead pipes with them, Jack attacks Stank as he gets on the apron, Gator slides out of the ring and tries to attack FFC. Gator tries a clothesline, but FFC moves and slams the pipe across the back of Gator’s head as he passes by. Jack and Stank are fighting on the apron, Jack finally knocks Stank to the floor, but when he turns around Endo is back on his feet and locks on the claw! Endo pins Jack against the ropes with the claw locked on, from the outside, Stank slams the pipe into Jack’s skull. Jack goes limp and Endo easily pulls him to the mat with the claw firmly locked in his head. FFC and Stank put the boots to Gator on the outside; inside the ref finally comes to and sees an unconscious Jack on the mat with Endo squeezing him with the claw. The ref makes the count, we have an upset. WINNERS in 15:15 Endo & Morte Ross: I would call that an upset, but Endo and Morte needed plenty of help from FFC and Stank to win that one, what is it between those two teams? Razz: Well, Ross, I am guessing that they just flat out don’t like each other, and they are both shooting for the same goal: the OOWF World Tag Team Championship Ross: Yes, but it seems more than that, they have this pathological hatred of each other, like these two teams can not be in the same building as each other Razz: Well, I don’t know about all that, but when they are in the same ring, we are treated to some hellacious matches! Ross: Our next match should be a little less chaotic and more of a clinic. Seraph may be odd… Razz: That’s putting it mildly. Ross: But the man can wrestle, and so can Firechild, Semaj and Thim. This one should be a refreshing match after the violence we have seen so far.
SEMAJ B & THIM REYNOLDS vs. FIRECHILD & SERAPH Semaj and Thim head to the ring and await their opponents. Seraph then comes out with Firechild in his ear trying to get some sort of reaction from him. The man, who seems to be as cool as the other side of the pillow, shows no emotion. As the two enter the ring, FC looks pumped as hell and is possibly flirting with High blood pressure. Seraph just stands in the corner, eyes locked on Thim and Semaj. Seraph and Thim star it off and go through some oh-so-sweet mat work goodness that ends with Seraph planting Thim with a wicked awesome DDT. Seraph doesn’t go for the pin; he just kneels next to Thim and stares at him. FC is going bonkers in the corner, yell at Seraph to pin him, instead he stands up and allows Thim to get to his feet. The two square off again with more work rate mat skills until Thim locks Seraph in a double arm bar, rings of Saturn style. Seraph doesn’t yell or scream he just closes his eyes and tries to slowly muscle his way out, after about 20 second his eyes open and are filled with intensity as he continues to fight. FC has seen enough and busts in with a kick to Thim’s back, this brings in Semaj and FC and Semaj start throwing haymakers. Seraph powders out under the ropes, and Thim begins to pound on FC with Semaj. Some order is restored and some how the ref gets seraph and Thim back to the center of the ring, after some punchy-kicky by Thim, Semaj is tagged in. Soon we have Semaj playing the “Face in Peril” as FC and Seraph uses quick tags to pummel Semaj. Thim tries to break the beating going on in his opponents Corner, only to be met with a thrust kick by Seraph. With Thim down FC locks on the D-TUNER!!! Semaj is fighting and somehow makes the ropes causing the break. Thim tries to get back into the ring but is met with a baseball slide to the mush by FC. Seraph the grabs Semaj and sets him up for the Propitiation, by Semaj fights out and begins to blast Seraph with European Uppercuts. Thim and FC are back in their respective corners as Semaj works Seraph into the neutral corner. Low blow by seraph and Semaj is down and both men are crawling to their partners, Seraph makes it to his first and FC is in and all over Semaj, punchy kicky and FC then sends Semaj into the ropes, Semaj ducks a clothesline, quick stop and right into the LIVE AND LET DIE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! Semaj connects and covers for the 1, 2, FC just gets a shoulder up at two. FC and SB go back to work on the mat exchanging moves and counters, they trade about a dozen two counts back and forth but neither man can keep the other down. Both get to their feet and FC tries a European uppercut, SB reverses it into a backslide for another two count, FC kicks out, but SB instantly snags FC in a mahistrol cradle and this time FC kicks out one second too late. WHAT A MATCH! NO attempt at a break by Seraph who just jumps down off the apron when FC is covered and walks to the back as Thim and Semaj. Congratulate each other on their win. WINNERS in 33:21 Thim Reynolds & Semaj B After the match FC is furious. Seraph just leaves and heads to the back. After fuming for a few minutes, FC walks over to Semaj and Thim and glares at the two as they celebrate. Thim and Semaj stop what they are doing and they lock eyes with Firechild. For a moment it looks like they will all come to blows, but then FC’s whole demeanor changes and instead he offers his hand. Thim and Semaj shake FC’s hand and he raises their arms in victory. Razz: Fantastic match! Semaj was able to keep Firechild’s arms down just long enough to get the pin, what awesome counter wrestling! Makes me want to jump back into the ring! Ross: You did that once already remember? Didn’t work so well for either of us. Razz: Yeah, well, that was, um, hey look up next we have a big three way dance! Ross: We have seen Capslock and Stank and know what they are capable of, and we know the Devil’s Brigade have no conscious, Razz, quite honestly I don’t like Hellion and Corax chances in this one Razz: They have to be particularly smart in this one, they have to make sure that they don’t get singled out and end up taking on both teams. If The Devil’s Brigade and Capslock and Stank work together, it will be a short night for the Ministry Ross: That is true, but I have a feeling Capslock and Stank won’t work with anyone, they are stubborn men who want to do it on their own. Razz: Stubborn, yes, stupid, no. They are opportunists, when they see an opening, they take it, let’s see if one presents itself tonight.
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. HELLION & CORAX vs. FF CAPSLOCK & STANK Capslock and Stank and TDB initially work together to pummel Hellion and Corax. Stank and Tommy have Hellion trapped in one corner, and are attempting to remove his heart from his chest with tandem chops. On the other side of the ring, Camby and FFC are choking Corax on the ropes. FFC grabs Corax legs and lifts them leaving him hanging on the ropes, Camby hits the opposite ropes and leap frogs over FFC’s back and crashes down on Corax lower back. Hellion and Corax both powder out and the team work shown quickly dissolves as the four men begin to argue in the middle of the ring. Just before they can come to blows, Hellion and Corax re-enter the ring, quickly climb to the top rope in opposite corners and nail flying dropkicks on Camby and O’Neil sending them slamming into FFC and Stank. Now it is FFC and Stank on the outside, while Hellion and Corax take it to TDB. The action continues for well over twenty minutes with Hellion and Corax taking ridiculous amounts of punishment, as FFC and Stank and TDB tend to work together more often than not. At the twenty-five minute mark The Devil’s Brigade is down on the outside, inside the ring, Hellion and Corax are struggling against Capslock and Stank. Hellion comes off the top rope for a missile dropkick against Stank, but Stank moves and Hellion hits Corax in the back of the head sending him staggering into a wicked belly-to-belly suplex from FFC. TDB are rummaging around under the ring looking for something. Back on the inside, Stank crushes Hellion in one corner with an avalanche. FF Capslock staggers Corax with brutal forearms to the head, then whips him to the ropes and destroys him with a power slam. The ref leaves the ring to check on the Devil’s Brigade, and while he is out, Outback Jack and GatorBait hit the ring with chairs. Gator brings a chair down on the back of FFC’s head and Jack kills Stank with a shot to the head. Jack and Gator clothesline Stank and FFC out of the ring, the big men crash to the floor and don’t move. It looks like a train wreck now. Inside the ring, Hellion and Corax are struggling to get to their feet, as they do, The Devil’s Brigade strike. They storm the ring and attack, both men have chains wrapped around their fists. They pin Hellion and Corax in opposite corners and pound away with the chains until both men are bloody messes. TO pulls Corax to his feet and whips him across to a waiting Camby who takes his head off with a clothesline, Camby whips Hellion toward TO, as Hellion comes across the ring, TO nails him with the left hook KO (with the chain still wrapped around his fist) Hellion collapses to the mat and is out cold. For good measure TO locks on the Gaelic cloverleaf, but it doesn’t matter. Camby lifts Corax and destroys him with a power bomb and makes the cover. The ref counts, it’s over. WINNERS in 29:01 The Devil’s Brigade After the match, Stank, FFC, Jack and Gator brawl around ringside, up the ramp, through the back and into the parking lot. Finally, officials separate the two teams. Razz: WOW! What a beating! I would be surprised if Hellion and Corax can walk tomorrow after that! Ross: I have always said they are two of the toughest men in the OOWF, but this is ridiculous! They may well be shortening their careers by taking these kinds of matches. It is just not very smart to take a match where you know you are going to be double-teamed through the whole thing! Razz: Well, I agree there Ross, but sometimes you just cannot back down from a challenge. Hellion and Corax are scrappy, maybe not the smartest guys, but tough as nails. They will rebound Ross: I have no doubt about that Razz, these two want to be three time OOWF tag team champions, but if they keep taking beatings like that, there is just no way. Razz: Ross, have you ever been in a ladder match? Ross: No, Razz, and I am quite thankful for that. Razz: I have been in a few, and let me tell you, they suck Ross: Well I can’t help it if your work rate is not up to par Razz: What? No, not that Ross, damn. They suck because they HURT! But despite that, Canadian Dragon seems to have made that his specialty, and tonight he gets Blade one on one in a ladder match! Ross: Both men are high-flyers, and despite his recent losing streak, Blade is one tough SOB.
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. BLADE – Ladder Match Slugfest to start. Blade goes for the DDT early, but Dragon blocks with an arm drag. He misses a springboard Dragonsault but lands on his feat. Blade goes to the outside and goes for the ladder first and it comes into play via Dragon flying over the top and hitting some move. It looks like Dragon didn't fully rotate and the impact is hard and harsh. Blade up first, as he makes the first try for the briefcase but Dragon nails him from behind on the slow climb with a springboard dropkick. Dragon makes his own go for it but Blade yanks him down and he lands wrong on his ankle, injuring his knee. Blade works on it. Crowd is super hot. Blade grabs the ladder and drops it right on the knee and then sandwiches the knee in the ladder and hits a top rope leg drop. Blade puts the ladder on top of the steps and the railing and drops Dragon on it, right on his knee. Blade goes for the belt but Dragon barely gets there in time, knocking the ladder over while on his knees sending blade crotch first on to the top rope. Back out on the floor, and Dragon gets slingshotted into the ladder. Blade does another slow climb as Dragon fights off the pain just in time to dump Blade out of the ring. Baseball slide into the ladder right into Blade's face. Blade appears to be cut open the hard way as he is now bleeding. Dragon makes his first attempt at the belt but gets dumped by Blade as Dragon's bad knee is slowing him down. Blade sets up the ladder on the top turnbuckle and DDTs Dragon. Blade climbs for the belt, but slips on a step and hits his chin on the top of the ladder. He tries to climb again and Dragon follows him up the other side and we get the slugfest at the top. Blade gets the better and attempts the Asai DDT from the top of the ladder but Dragon holds on to the ladder and shrugs him off as Blade ends up crashing head first into the turnbuckle. Dragon reaches up and retrieves the briefcase ending the match in 15:06. WINNER in 15:06 Canadian Dragon After the match, Canadian Dragon heads to the back, Blade is still in the ring, furious. GM the Rick makes his way to the ring. GMtR – Ok since there is a rain delay in the Reds – Cardinals game, I thought I would come out and address a few things that were on my mind. One, since I am sure you all care about that son of a bitch Moosehead Jack, he is fine, the doctors got most of the mercury out of his eyes, it doesn’t appear that there is any permanent damage, but they took him to the Sopchoppy medical center to make sure. The last thing I will say on this, Mercury, this is your one warning, you throw Mercury again and you are out of here. I warned Firechild, I am warning you, no more. You wanna hit them with a thermometer, a Petri dish, a beaker, either the bottle or the muppet, that’s fine, but no more mercury.
Upper management – in all their wisdom – have decided to create a new title, the Onslaught Title, which I think is a dumbfuck name, but hey, I won’t be wearing it. Anyway, we are going to have a sixteen man tournament starting next week with the new champion being crowned at the Blood, Sweat, and Fear PPV. The tourney pairings will be announced Wednesday Ok, so I think that is it, so I can go back and catch This Week In Baseball reruns from 1987….
Blade: What about me? GMtR What about you. Blade I am tired of being over looked, I am tired of not getting my shot, I am tired of being everyone’s whipping boy! GMtR Well what can I tell you? Win a few matches; beat some people, hell I don’t know Blade Good idea, how bout I start by whipping YOUR ass! GMtR That would NOT be in your best interests. Blade I’ll decide what is in MY best interests! (Blade grabs Rick and knocks him down with a forearm. GMtR ok, toolbox, I don’t know who got sand in YOUR vagina, but I sure as hell will NOT put up with this kind of douchebaggery. SECURITY, escort Mr. Blade out of the ring. (Cops and security come to the ring and collect Blade who puts up a bit of a fight until the mace is pulled out) GMtR Oh, and Blade, don’t bother showing up next week in South of the Border, South Carolina, don’t report to OOOVW, don’t pass go and collect $200, in fact, don’t do anything. Management is on me about thinning the herd a bit, so guess what? You are the first to go, you, sir, are fired. (crowd pops) Ross: Razz, I cannot believe what I just saw! Blade is fired! Razz: Well you can’t put your hands on the GM, that is a no, no. What I am more interested in is this new title, the Onslaught Championship! What is that all about? Ross: You got me Razz, any excuse for a tournament is good by me though, I am sure we will get more details by next week Razz: I can’t wait! I also can’t wait for our next match up! Blackdragon has been on a role, Capellan is a promising rookie, and Westgaard is tough as they come. I hear he is going to Alaska soon though. Ross: I have heard that rumor too, something about one more chance at an Alaskan Inuit Hockey League or something. Razz: Well, whatever, he better have his mind on the match at hand or he will be heading to the Inuit Hockey League with a loss!
BLACKDRAGON vs. CAPELLAN vs. JW WESTGAARD All three wrestlers enter to a large round of applause, but the biggest cheering section seems to be for Capellan. Yes, it’s the Sopchoppy Local 541 Cab Drivers Union! Man, those union guys can sure make a sign, can’t they? I’m not sure if Capellan can run for Mayor of Sopchoppy, however. And I think that sign proclaiming “Marry me, Capellan”…yes, that is being held by a man. But in the ring, it looks like we’re going to get an action-packed clean match. The bell rings and each man looks for an opening. Dragon feints on Westgaard, then legsweeps Capellan, and this match is on. Dragon and Capellan give us 30 seconds of solid chain wrestling with no clear victor. Westgaard wants in, and he points at BD. 30 more seconds and still not a clear winner. So Capellan and Westgaard go at it, both come up standing…and Blackdragon rips off the ropes with a double clothesline! There’s the action we’re looking for! BD grabs Capellan and gives him a mean belly-to-back suplex, but Westgaard revives and clobbers BD with a T-Bone Suplex. And as Westgaard admires his work, Capellan nails Westgaard with a flying spin kick to the head. It’s going to take a while for any of these three to get into a pinning predicament. And so it was. A solid 15 minutes of action leads us to…Capellan and Westgaard toss BD over the top rope, and he lands with a sick thud against the ring barrier. Looks like that’s it for BD. Westgaard, being the veteran, takes no more than second to see Capellan admiring his work and tosses Capellan out of the ring as well. Westgaard rolls out of the ring, nails Capellan with the ICE AUGER!! Westgaard really has the advantage now…it’s just matter of which guy he wants to throw into the ring and pin. That seems to be what he’s doing right now, looking at BD, looking at Capellan. Man, he better make up his mind soon. Looks like he’s chosen Capellan, tosses him back into the ring. Westgaard sets Capellan up for the Power Play spinning piledriver, nails it!!! It’s over, folks. 1, 2, BAM!! Wow, BD just came flying off the top rope with a suicide head butt to break up the pin! What a psychotic move! All three men are down and out! The ref’s count is at six; seven…could this be a three-way count out? Eight, nine, Blackdragon rolls to his stomach and his arm is just touching the head of Westgaard. The ref thinks for a second, then starts a count. 1 , 2, 3!! WINNER in 21:49, Blackdragon. Ross: Let me tell you Razz, Blackdragon just continues to impress me with each win. Razz: No doubt, I knew he was good, but in a tag team it is hard to get the true measure of a man’s abilities. Blackdragon is no joke; this guy may be the one to finally unseat Johnny Adrenaline Ross: That is assuming that Johnny will give him a title shot, which I have a feeling is about as likely to happen as me running the Boston Marathon. Razz: There you go again hatin’ on the champ. I think the two guys in our next match just might have something to say about who is getting a title shot in the near future. Ross, did you know that LD Williams is the #1 contender to the Intercontinental title? Ross: Yeah Razz, I saw the rankings, so why doesn’t Johnny give him a title match? I heard Johnny bragging about how he has beaten everyone in front of him, well what about Williams? I may not like Williams attitude in the ring, but he certainly deserves a shot at the title Razz: and I am sure Johnny has every intention of giving him a title shot, at some point, I’m sure. The timing is just not right right now Ross: The timing will NEVER be right Razz, I will go on record and say it right now, I don’t think Johnny can beat LD Williams. Razz: Well only time will tell, for now, let’s see if LD Williams can get back on the winning track against another guy who has title aspirations in Attitude Adjuster. Ross: AA is an interesting bird Razz, I don’t particularly trust him either. He says he is part of the AYUFF but there is a darker side to him, like he is hiding something. Razz: Well thank you Oliver Stone, Mr. Conspiracy Theory, of course he is hiding something, he is a sneaky bastard, and he will be the first to tell you that. A wise man never reveals all until the time is right to strike.
LD WILLIAMS vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER Slug out to start, as both guys have no love lost for one another. AA gets the upper hand, but LD stops that with a kick to the gut. LD comes back with some chops and sends AA to the ropes, drop toehold. LD goes for the STF, but AA twists around and kicks him off. AA pops up and goes after LD, but LD cradles him for an early two count. AA claims his hair was pulled, an LD responds to that claim with a right hand to the mouth. LD stomps away in he corner, and sets AA up for a superplex, but AA punches his way out, and LD falls to he mat. AA comes off the op, but LD's up ad kicks him on he way down. LD goes for he DDT, but AA counters by dumping LD over his shoulder, over the top, and to the floor. AA follows out, and slams LD's head into the apron a few times. Then he drops LD face first into the guardrail. Again, and this time, LD falls into the front row. AA rolls into break the count. LD crawls back to ringside. AA comes back out, and stomps at LD. AA grabs a chair from the timekeeper, but the referee comes out and grabs it and sets it on he apron. As AA gets reprimanded, LD comes from behind and gets a German suplex on the floor. LD rolls AA back in and gets two. LD gets two snap suplexes, and follows with a beautiful delayed brain buster for two. LD sends AA to the ropes, but misses a clothesline, then AA misses one of his own, LD puts his head down, and AA goes for a sunset flip. However, LD rolls all the way thru it, and tries for the STF again. This time, AA uses his leg strength and sends LD to the floor. AA gets frisky, and slingshots himself over the top with a plancha onto LD, drawing a few cheers from the crowd. AA tells the crowd to "asexually reproduce," though not quite in those exact words. AA rolls in and catches his breath and LD gets up on the apron. AA brings LD in with a suplex for two. AA with three fist drops on LD's face, obviously setting up for the claw. And sure enough, LD pulls himself up, and AA strikes with the claw, but before he can cinch it on, LD grabs his hand and takes AA over with a judo throw. LD goes to follow, but AA trips him up, and applies LD's own STF! LD squrims and manages to get his free foot in the ropes. AA breaks and stalks LD again, looking for the claw. LD staggers up, and AA grabs the claw again. LD fights for a second, but manages to back into the corner. But before the ref can come around to break it, LD uses leverage from the turnbuckle to kick AA in the gut, and AA backs into the ref, who falls to the other side of the ring. As AA turns to see the ref, LD grabs the chair off the apron, and when AA turns around, SMACK! LD disposes of the evidence, hits the DDT, and the ref counts the three. Winner in 13:52: L.D. Williams. Ross: That was just a brutal match. Those two are two hard nosed individuals, quite honestly I always knew LD Williams had it in him, but I am honestly a little surprised AA is able to go toe to toe with someone as brutal as Williams Razz: Well when you push a man ‘s back against the wall, this is what happens. I think AA would prefer to work a more old school, technical style, but it seems like all too often he is comfortable with allowing his opponent to dictate the pace and style of the match, he allows himself to get taken out of his element, and in turn, AA can never have much of a game plan going into the match. If he would be a little more aggressive in dictating the flow of the match, I think he would be more comfortable with the pacing and flow of the match, and that would inevitable translate into more wins, and in turn more shots at the titles. Ross: Um, wow Razz, where did all that come from? Razz: Isn’t it obvious? Ross: Uh, sure. Ok, Our next match is between two teams that flat out don’t like or respect each other. I know it is cliché to say it, but these two just hate each other. Razz: I talked to Revolution XX before the OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament, and they said their goal was to win the tournament, if for no other reason, than because that way 3Piece Set could no longer duck them. Ross: Well they get their shot tonight, 3Piece Set really seems to be taking these two lightly, and to me, that is a tremendous mistake.
3PIECE SET vs. REVOLUTION XX – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match Revolution XX attack to start and keep 3PS set on the run, Coolname connects with an early super kick that sends Cole out of the ring allowing them to double team Ax, EOM whips Ax to the ropes and drop toe holds him, Coolname bounds off the opposite ropes and hits a running leg drop. Revolution XX wait for Ax to get to his feet and try an early Total Revolution but Ax powders out of the ring. As Ax and Cole are discussing things, both Coolname and EOM leap over the top rope and connect with planchas. The action continues outside the ring, and it is not long before all four men are bloody messes. The ref is allowing a lot of leeway in this one as there are chairs, chains and bottles brought into play. All four men are outside the ring, bloody and battered and they keep beating on each other. Coolname tries a hurricarana on Cole, but Cole dumps him mouth first on the guardrail. On the other side of the ring EOM throws a chair at Ax, Ax catches it, EOM tries for a VanDaminator, Ax ducks it, turns, swings the chair, EOM moves to avoid it, then super kicks the chair back into Ax’s face! EOM pulls Ax over to the Swaziland Announce Table and rolls him onto the table, to ensure that Ax doesn’t go anywhere; EOM nails him with the chair across the head. On the other side of the ring, Cole shoves Coolname’s head under the guardrail and slingshots him, smashing Coolname’s throat against the steel. Cole hefts Coolname to his feet and slides him into the ring. Meanwhile, EOM slips in the ring, leaps to the top rope and hits a ridiculous moonsault to the outside sending Ax crashing through the Swaziland Announce table! OH MY GOD! Both men may well be dead. Meanwhile inside the ring, Cole is punishing Coolname stomping his head until Coolname is a horrific bloody mess. Cole scoops Coolname up and tries a tombstone pile driver, but Coolname manages to reverse it and connect with one of his own! Coolname is too weak to make a cover, and the ref begins to count both men down. Cole is slowly up first, he tries to pull Coolname to his feet as well, but Coolname grabs an inside cradle for a two count. On the outside EOM is getting to his feet, Ax isn’t moving much. Cole quickly gets to his feet and drops an elbow across Coolname’s throat, then pulls him up, grabs him and delivers a pedigree. Coolname is in trouble. Cole hooks the cloverleaf; Coolname tries for the ropes but can’t quite make it. EOM climbs the ropes and leaps, connecting with a drop kick to the back of Cole’s head that breaks the cloverleaf. EOM pulls Coolname to his feet and Carl shakes out the cobwebs, they get set and wait for Cole to get to his feet. As soon as he does, they DESTROY him with TOTAL REVOLUTION! It’s over! EOM falls across him to make the cover, just as he does, a man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask hits the ring and attacks Coolname and EOM. The ref calls for the bell WINNERS by DQ in 33:41 Revolution XX The masked man low blows Coolname and takes him out of the picture, he then grabs EOM and sends him to the ropes and destroys him with a clothesline. He grabs EOM and lifts him and KILLS him with a Tiger Driver Power bomb. The masked man then pulls Coolname to his feet and destroys him with another Tiger Driver Power Bomb. Revolution XX is out! Cole and Ax get to their feet in the ring and approach the masked man, what the hell is going on? 3Piece Set begin to laugh, huh? They embrace the stranger and he raises their arms in victory. The masked man then pulls his mask off, OH….MY….GOD! It’s Firechild! What the hell is going on here? Ross: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Firechild is in cahoots with 3Piece Set? But why? He hates 3Piece Set! Razz, what is going on? Razz: Honestly Ross, I am speechless! Obviously we were being worked by Firechild, I never saw this coming! I mean he set them on FIRE! Ross: And now they are working together? I just don’t understand this at all! Firechild is a promising talent! Why would he throw it all away to hang out with Cole and Ax? Razz: I hope we get the full details on this one, Ross there is a whole lot to this story that we have not yet heard, but man, I am flabbergasted! Ross: I will try to move on to the rest of the matches, but my god, this one just came out of nowhere! Razz: Well this ought to snap you back to reality Ross, Johnny Adrenaline vs. Mark Vander, Texas Bull Rope Match! The only way to win is to touch all four corners. Ross: And after the beating Vander gave Johnny last week, well to be honest, in a week’s time what has changed to make me think that Johnny will fare any better this time around? Personally I hope Vander does what Johnny’s daddy obviously never did – whip that boy until he learns some respect! Razz: Um before you sport some wood Ross, lets go to the match
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. MARK VANDER – Texas Bull Rope Match First man to drag his opponent to all four corners wins the match. Johnny whines as the referee straps him to the rope. JA then tries bargaining with Vander to wrestle without the constraint of the rope, to which MV answers with a right hand, flooring the champ. MV whips JA to the ropes and hits a backdrop. A pair of elbow drops, and MV sends JA to the ropes again, this time hip tossing Johnny over the top to the floor. With not much slack in the rope, Vander springboards to the top rope and hits a leg drop onto Johnny on the floor. He rolls JA in, and touches the first turnbuckle. JA manages to trip MV from behind and jumps on him with a headlock. JA works a few punches in, but MV fights to his feet, backs Johnny into a corner, and nails him with a mule kick. MV touches that turnbuckle, and looks for number two, but JA tugs the rope and pulls MV back. JA rolls to the floor, and tries pulling MV out, too. MV simply answers with a baseball slide to JA's face. MV sends JA to the rail one time, then pulls back the mats and slams JA on the concrete. Vander wraps the rope around Johnny once, and goes about touching the ring posts on the OUTSIDE, dragging the champ behind. Vander gets two with no trouble, but Johnny grabs the second post and holds on for dear life. JA works his leg into the rope and uses some leverage to pull Vander back toward him. Vander finally gives it up, and comes back to work on JA some more. But JA, on the floor, grabs Vander's tights, and pulls him back into the post, and MV slams into it hard. Vander comes up bleeding, and Johnny senses an opportunity. He touches a ring post, and looks for another, actively dragging Vander around the outside. Johnny gets the second, and he's getting really close to the third, but Vander makes it to his feet, and pulls himself up to Johnny using the rope, managing to work Johnny into a standing fireman's carry position, but Johnny squirms off, and hits a German suplex on the floor, right where Vander had pulled the mats back earlier. Vander's on Dream Street, and Johnny regains his composure. JA rolls MV back in and stomps a few times. Johnny pulls up the challenger, wraps the rope around the back of Vander's head, and runs to the ropes with him, leaping over the top rope himself, but hot shotting Vander's throat across the top rope by doing so. Johnny goes to the top rope and hits a fist drop to the "lower abdominal region," drawing the most boos from a Florida crowd since David Ortiz threatened to murder the entire Devil Rays roster single-handedly. Johnny plays to the crowd to taunt them some more, then decides to go for the win. Johnny gets two corners, and drags Vander to the third. One corner to go, but Vander rolls to the floor, and uses the turnbuckle as a fulcrum to fight Johnny's resistance. JA has nowhere to go, as the laws of physics are working against him, so he opts to go outside as well. Johnny comes around the corner, but Vander gets a clothesline. MV goes onto the apron, but still a little slow, JA is able to climb up with him. They slug it out on the apron, and somehow, Vander dumps Johnny into the ring with sort of a side suplex. Vander somersaults in with a leg drop. Stiff power bomb to JA, and Vander is feeling it. Vander looks to put the champion away once and for all with a DEAL BREAKER~! Vander gets all of it, and it looks like Johnny may be done. With that, L.D. Williams makes his way from the back and comes to ringside. The referee sees him, but L.D. backs away, motions to the general direction of the timekeeper, and takes a seat at ringside. Vander gets the first two turnbuckles, and gets the third as Johnny is just coming to. Vander now has to drag Johnny to the fourth corner, which just so happens to be the one next to where L.D. is sitting. L.D. stands up and he and Vander lock eyes, but MV is unfazed, and continues to pull Johnny, slowly, toward the corner. Vander is really close now, and L.D. hops up onto the apron. The referee tries to get L.D. down, and Vander motions for the ref to eject him. Vander is still pulling, and L.D. fights his way past the ref and to the corner. He and Vander exchange words, and Vander loosens the tension on the rope, just enough for Johnny to come to and realize MV is straddling the rope. Johnny pulls the rope up and hangs MV up. ADRENALINE RUSH~! And now it's Johnny's turn to make a go at it. The champion gets the first two corners with no resistance. Vander starts to come to a little, but Johnny turns and kicks him hard in the mouth and makes the third corner. Vander is still fighting it, holding onto the adjacent ropes. Johnny turns and tries to pull Vander closer. The referee comes to get a look at both men, and Johnny grabs the ref by the back of the shirt and pulls him down, not too hard, but enough to send him out of the ring. As the ref shakes the cobwebs, L.D. pulls a pair of hedge clippers from under the ring and CUTS THE ROPE! AS Vander hangs onto the ropes, Johnny goes crashing back into the fourth turnbuckle, JUST as the referee pulls himself up. The referee calls for the bell and awards the match to the champion. Winner in 18:20 and still IC Champion: Johnny Adrenaline. After the match, L.D. jumps into the ring and stomps the hell out of Vander. L.D. gets the DDT, and Johnny motions for a spike pile driver. L.D. sets Vander up, Johnny goes to the top, but before things go any further, Black Dragon runs in out of nowhere, and clotheslines L.D. Williams. Johnny jumps down to the floor. BD follows up with a Tiger suplex on L.D., who bails out and up the ramp along with Johnny. BD says some words toward the heels, but Johnny simply holds up the IC Title in response. BD tends to Vander as the announcers contemplate what just happened. Ross: That no good, dirty cheat! Mark Vander should have won the title tonight, he beat Johnny from pillar to post, but once again Johnny finds a way to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Razz, does this man have an honorable bone in his body? Razz: Come on Ross, I think you are being a little hard on Johnny tonight, that was one hell of a match, he dished out the punishment to Vander pretty well. The ending was a little questionable, but he had to impress you a little. Ross: Not in the least, I still think Johnny is a horrible excuse for a champion, and an even worse excuse for a human being. If it weren’t for LD Williams, Adrenaline would never have won the title a second time, and he sure as hell could never have held it this long! Razz: Well, I am not sure I can argue with you there Ross, but that’s a moot point right now, the fact is, Johnny is still the champ until someone pins his shoulders to the canvas. The same goes for Donovan Viper, and tonight he faces one of his toughest opponents in Chris Alt, a man, I know you are very high on. Ross: It is no secret Razz, I am very high on Chris Alt, I think the man has a world of potential, I think he has the tools to become one of the biggest superstars in the OOWF. Razz: But what was the deal with Alt approaching Niles Anderson? Talk about mortal enemies! Those two can barely be in the same city together, and now Niles is going to watch Alt’s back? Ross: I am not really sure what he is thinking, I certainly know it is not a plan that I would be interested in, but Alt thinks Niles desire to beat HIM for the world title outweighs his hatred for him. And Alt needs someone to help keep the Devil’s Brigade at bay; those animals will stoop to ANY length to help Viper keep his title.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. CHRIS ALT – OOWF World Title Match They lock up to begin and CA immediately exerts his speed advantage by countering all of DV’s attempts at headlocks and hammerlocks. CA settles on a side headlock and DV escapes it by taking CA down by his hair. Ref admonishes DV, who threatens him with a backhand. DV then turns right into a nip up head scissors take down. CA presses his advantage with stinging kicks to the lower back and Hurricane like Shining Wizard for 2. DV takes refuge in the corner and uses the ref as a shield before thumbing CA in the eye. Stiff punches are followed by a big scoop slam and a pair of elbow drops. As an “F You” to UD, DV plants CA with a choke slam for two. He follows up with a few knees to the head and some blatant choking. Whip into the corner and he crushes CA with a clothesline and stomps him down. DV taunts the crowd, allowing CA to fire out of the corner with a flying forearm. CA puts DV down again with a huge Yakuza kick and hits the standing moonsault for 2. Hauls DV back up, but gets chopped in the throat and hot shot into the ropes. DV with the neck breaker, but only a 2. DV shakes his head in annoyance and chokes CA again. CA pulls himself up by the ropes, and DV kicks him in the gut a few times before whipping him across the ring. DV runs into a boot though, and CA springs from the second rope, hooks DV by the neck and takes him down with a reverse DDT for a long two. CA controls until he misses a corner splash. Staggering out of the corner, he is murdered by a DEATH ELBOW~!!! but unfortunately for the champ, the force knocks CA out of the ring. DV retrieves him and only gets a two. DV rolls back out and brings CA with. They exchange blows on the outside. Just as CA gains the advantage, HC comes down the aisle and distracts the ref as TO jumps the barrier and blindsides CA. TO holds CA for a DV belt shot, but NA makes the save. And clotheslines TO back into the crowd. DV begs off as NA goes to hit him with the belt, then pulls him by the trunks, causing him to trip belt first into CA’s face. NA tries to check on CA, but DV feigns an injury and the ref, not sure whether to disqualify CA, simply ejects NA from ringside. While they argue, HC, who never completely went to the back, sneaks back and kills CA with a sick pile driver on the ring steps. DV is back in and the ref has no choice but to count. CA only manages to get his hand in the ring at ten and is thus counted out. WINNER in 29:29 by Countout – Donovan Viper Ross: See that is what I am talking about Razz, Donovan Viper will go to any means necessary to keep his title, the man is almost as bad as Johnny Adrenaline! Razz: That may be but Alt knew that coming in to this match, it is no secret that Viper relies heavily on The Devil’s Brigade for help, and the best Alt could do was Niles Anderson? Come on Ross, that was a poor plan at best on Alt’s part Ross: Our last match of the night is sure to be a barnburner. The rules are really simple. All four men are technically the number one contenders to the title, and they will all get a shot at the title – at some point. This is an elimination match, the first person eliminated gets a shot next week, the second person gets a shot in two weeks, the third eliminated gets his shot in three weeks, and the last man standing gets a title match at the Blood Sweat and Fear Pay Per View, inside a fifteen foot high steel cage! Razz: I am really not sure who has the advantage here, although if I were a betting man, my money would be on UnderDawg. He is motivated by Donovan’s actions in dissolving the Ministry and turning his back on him, but that is not a knock on any of the other contenders, they all have a legitimate shot at winning the whole thing, This one is gonna be intense!
UNDERDAWG vs. GIMMICKMAN vs. NILES ANDERSON vs. MICROPLAY - #1 Contender’s Elimination Match GM gets right in UD’s face and they exchange heated words, before going after MP and NA. GM and NA go hold for hold on the mat while UD and MP slug away. UD and GM take advantage of their respective opponents and whip them into one another. A dazed MP is tossed to the outside by UD and GM presses NA on top of him. UD rocks GM with some huge punches before sending him to the ropes. GM ducks the big boot attempt and rebounds with a huge shoulder tackle that nearly takes UD down. GM with a couple of kicks before attempting another shoulder tackle. This brings UD to one knee, so GM goes in again, only to get goozled. As he is hoisted from the mat, NA slides in and chop blocks UD in the knee. He proceeds to work the knee over with stomps and knee drops. Meanwhile MP puts GM down with a Million Dollar Knee lift before choking him in the ropes. UD hobbling back to his feet, but a tandem dropkick from NA and MP knock him to the outside. MP directs traffic and they hit GM with a double brain buster. When GM kicks out of the ensuing NA cover, MP attacks NA and puts him down with a hangman’s neck breaker. MP pulls NA to his feet only for both of them to get clothes lined by GM. GM takes turns dropping the two of them with punches before attempting the SPARTAN PLUNGE~!!! on NA, who counters into a DDT for two. UD gets in and beats on NA until NA kicks him in the knee. When UD drops down, NA hits a from the knee DDT on the big Dawg. Before he can even get up all the way, he is again picked off by MP pounds him down, whips him the opposite direction and kills him with a vicious lariat before spiking him with a DDT of his own. MP goes to the top, but a locked up GM and UD hit the ropes, causing MP to crotch himself. GM manages a big hip toss on UD, and then sees MP straddling the turnbuckle. Climbing to the second rope, he and MP slug it out until GM dazes MP long enough to hoist him onto his shoulders for a possible second rope SPARTAN PLUNGE~!!!. Just then, UD is up and hammers GM in the small of the back. Ducking down, UD scoops GM up and power bombs him while MP is still on his back. UD rolls GM to the side and gets the pin fall on MP. MP ELIMINATED. NA recovers and tries to pin GM, but GM is up and NA down from a big boot. UD tosses NA into the corner, punches him down, the whips him hard into the opposite corner. As NA slumps down, GM gets a two count on UD after a schoolboy. They slug it out a minute until GM gets the kick to the gut. His Irish whip attempt is reversed and he crashes into NA, sending NA out of the ring. GM stumbles backwards into a one-handed sidewalk slam for two. UD clotheslines NA back down, but allows GM to take the offensive, leading up to a third SPARTAN PLUNGE~!!! attempt. UD falls out of it, attempts a FIRE PLUG DRIVER~!!! which GM manages to wiggle free from before pushing him into NA and nailing UD with a huge German Suplex with a bridge for a long two count. NA takes his frustrations out on both of them with stomps and even chicken wings UD’s choke slam arm before dropping three knees to it. GM drops NA with some big rights before NA avoids a clothesline and puts GM down with a high drop kick. Gets goozled by UD, but breaks it up with clubbing blows to the arm and transitioning it into a STEED DT~!!! for 2 as UD’s get a leg on the ropes. NA is livid, but tastes a GM T-bone Suplex before he can follow up. UD and GM fight over an Irish whip, each blocking it once, and reversing it twice before UD locks in the DAWGMISSION~!!!! GM fights it and goes to the ropes, but NA kicks the bad knee and he collapses. Unable to get to the ropes, he taps. GIMMICK MAN ELIMINATED. While the ref attends to GM, NA busts UD in the back of the head with the ring bell, then hits another STEED DT~!!! Ref turns around and gets to two before he is pulled out of the ring by CA. CA ducks a wild swing, kicks NA in the sac, then kills him with a SPINAL CONTUSION~!!! CA rolls out and helps the ref back in as UD sits up. NA finally back up on wobbly knees only to get drilled with the FIRE PLUG DRIVER~!!! NILES ANDERSON ELIMINATED. THE WINNER OF THE MATCH UNDERDAWG. WINNER in 44:59 UnderDawg Ross: Underdawg gets his shot at the title against Donovan Viper! In a cage! What is Viper going to do now? Razz: I have no idea, and Ross you are assuming he can run the gauntlet and MAKE to Blood, Sweat and Fear, he has three VERY tough opponents in front of him before that. Ross: That’s all the time we have tonight folks, tune in Wednesday for More OOWF action. For Razz, I’m Ross, Goodnight!
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