OOWF New Years Evil V
Live! From Boise, Idaho
CONCRETE TG & RAVENNA BLUE vs. OUTBACK JACK & SEAMUS MCNASTYCrete and Ravenna are announced first and they make their way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. They flip into the ring and pose while the crowd eats it up. Seamus McNasty is announced first and he comes out, and waits at the top of the ramp. Outback Jack is announced next and he comes out and they head to the ring. As Jack and Seamus climb into the ring, the four meet in the middle and exchange a quick handshake. The crowd eats the display of sportsmanship up. Crete and Seamus are going to start things off, the others leave the ring, the referee calls for the bell and we are underway.
Crete and Seamus circle and lock up, Seamus grabs an arm wringer and snaps Crete’s arm sending him to his knees. Crete gets back to his feet and uses the ropes to flip out of the wringer and take Seamus to the mat with a hip toss. As Seamus pops back to his feet Crete charges and tries a hurracarana, but Seamus blocks it and has Crete trapped, but Crete wiggles out of it and reverses it into a sunset flip. Seamus kicks out at one and Crete rolls back and tags in Ravenna.
Ravenna springboards to the top rope and catches Seamus on the jaw with a missile drop kick as he stands up sending him to the mat. Ravenna covers, but Seamus kicks out again at one. Ravenna pulls Seamus to his feet and tries to send him to the ropes, but Seamus reverses it and catches Ravenna on the rebound in a military press, then drops her across his knee. Seamus pulls Ravenna off the mat and throws her into the corner and pancakes her with a running clothesline, then tags in Outback Jack.
Jack grabs Ravenna by the arm and pulls her out of the corner, wrings her arm, then hits a crescent kick across her chest. Jack bounds off the ropes and takes Ravenna to the mat with a bulldog, hooks her arm and rolls her over and covers, but Ravenna kicks out at two. Jack pulls Ravenna to her feet and scoops her up for a slam, but Ravenna slips over his shoulder and lands on her feet behind him. Jack spins around and tries a clothesline, but Ravenna ducks it, and catches Jack with a lung blower! Ravenna covers, but Jack kicks out at two.
Ravenna pulls Jack up and sends him into the ropes and follows, but Jack catches her with a boot to the jaw, then tags in Seamus. Seamus comes in and Ravenna tries a clothesline, but Seamus ducks and full nelsons her, then BUBBA BOMB! Seamus covers, but Crete breaks it up at two. Seamus gets to his feet and drops repeated elbows across Ravenna’s chest, then hits a falling head butt, covers again and gets another two count.
Seamus pulls Ravenna to her feet and hooks her for a suplex, then drops her stomach first on the top rope leaving her there to hang. Seamus gets a running start and tries to shoulder block her off the ropes, but Ravenna slips between his legs back into the ring, rolls across the ring and tags in Crete.
Crete comes in and ducks a clothesline from Seamus and bounds off the ropes and tries a cross body block, but Seamus catches him and tries to reverse it into a power bomb, but Crete reverses that into a DDT and covers for two. Crete pulls Seamus to a sitting position and hits a running drop kick to the face, then covers again, but only gets another two count when Outback Jack comes in and breaks it up. Crete pulls Seamus to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Seamus stops short, drops to one knee and BLASTS Crete with an uppercut to the jaw. Seamus reaches out and tags in Jack, and the two of them whip Crete to the ropes and flap jack him on the rebound. Crete gets planted face first on the mat and Jack immediately tries to lock him into the CROC HUNTER, but Crete fights it and finally reaches the ropes and forces the break.
Jack gets to his feet and pulls Crete up and blisters him with several chops then sends him to the ropes and lowers his head, Crete tries a sunset flip, but Jack holds on and hammers Crete in the face with several knees. Crete lets go and falls to the mat, Jack reaches out and tags in Seamus, Seamus climbs to the second rope. Jack pulls Crete to his feet and goozles him, then drops him across his knee. Seamus leaps off the second rope and drops an elbow across Crete’s chest then covers, but Ravenna makes it in before the three count, landing a kick to the back of Seamus’ head.
Seamus pulls Crete to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in, but Crete moves out of the way and runs down the apron and tags in Ravenna. As Seamus staggers backward from the corner, Ravenna leaps and hits the DIAMOND DUST! Seamus is OUT! Ravenna covers, hooking the leg hard, but Jack makes it in just before the three count to break it up. Ravenna gets to her feet and protests to the referee, when she turns around Seamus hits the BLACK AND TAN! Both are down, but Seamus manages to make the tag first. He leaps off the second rope and tries an elbow drop, but Ravenna moves out of the way. She pulls Jack to his feet and scoops him up for a slam, but Jack reverses it and hits a CHOMP! Ravenna is DEAD! Jack falls across her and covers, Crete makes it in a second too late and Seamus and Outback Jack get the three count.
WINNERS in 19:44 – Outback Jack & Seamus McNasty
MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchOur next match features another war between the OOWF Onslaught champion Matt Folz and perennial contender Firewoman. In their last math Folz tried to break Firewoman’s ribs while Fire tried to break Folz’s legs. Neither one of them will appear to be in a very good mood this week. Firewoman is out first with Lucky in tow. Lucy keeps rummaging through the pockets of his trench coat looking for something. Fire gives him a reassuring sign and he wanders around ringside while Fire rolls into the ring. The OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz drops his title at the announce table, tests his leg a few times, then climbs onto the apron and steps between the ropes. Fire starts to close on Folz, but the referee gets in the way and he backs them into separate corners and goes over the rules with them very clearly. Both are checked for foreign objects, and surprisingly none are found. The referee holds the title up in the middle of the ring and we are ready to go.
Folz and Fire circle, then Fire points to something in Folz’s boot. As the referee bends down to check it, Fire bounds off the ropes and catches him blind with a spinning heel kick to the face that sends Folz flat to the mat. Fire immediately targets the leg, repeatedly dropping knees down across the knee, then trapping Folz in an Indian death lock trying for the submission. Folz starts toward the ropes, then decides against in and uses his free leg to repeatedly kick Fire in the face until she freed his legs. The last kick winded Fire, and she staggers around trying to get her air back and Folz gets to his feet using the ropes. Folz grabs Fire from behind and plants her with a German suplex, then another, then a third. On the third he bridges trying to get a three count, but Fire rolls her shoulder just in time. Folz grabs Fire’s head and hits that stupid finisher that MVP uses and covers, but since it is a pretty shitty finisher, Fire is able to kick out at one. Folz is not done thought, he pulls Fire to a sitting position and tries to twist her head off of her shoulders, digging an elbow down into the trap muscles, causing significant discomfort. The referee asks Fire if she wants to quit, but each time she spits no. Fire slowly fights to her feet and backs Folz into a corner, the referee calls for a clean break……..and gets one, until Fire spins around and connects with a spinning heel kick upside Folz’s face. Folz charges out of the corner and spears Fire to the mat and the two of them wrestle around throwing haymakers at one another.
The referee sees the closed firsts and gives both participants their first warning. Folz breaks the fisticuffs and grabs Fire in a side head lock, but Fire sends him into the corner and charges in. Folz gets a leg up, but Fire slithers between the ropes and connects with a kick to the back of Folz’s head from around the ring post. Folz staggers a bit but Fire leaps to the top rope and grabs Folz’s arms, then puts her boot on the back of his head and hits a FLYING FIRESTOMP! FOLZ IS DEAD! Fire covers, but just before the referee comes down with the three count, Folz gets his arm on the bottom rope, breaking the three count.
Folz has used one rope breakFire pulls Folz to the middle of the ring and tries another stomp to the face, but Folz catches her foot and spins her around and sweeps her other leg from beneath her sending her to the mat as well. Fire is quickly on her hands and knees, but Folz lunges at her and catches her with a head but to the face that blows her nose up and stuns her long enough for Folz to trap her in a standing abdominal stretch. As Fire slowly gets her bearings back, she realizes she is in excruciating pain. She finally makes out the referee asking her if she wants to quit and manages to bark a defiant no at him. Folz digs his elbow into her ribs and she howls in pain a little more, but eventually slips beside him and lifts Folz in the air and drops him with a knee breaker. Folz falls to the mat grabbing his leg in pain, while Fire just drops to the mat, trying not to cough up some blood.
Steam rises off both competitors as the night grows colder. Folz moves in to pull Fire off the mat, but she pulls him into a small package for a quick two count. Folz gets to his feet and staggers against the ropes, Fire charges and Folz backdrops her over the top rope, Fire lands on the blue Smurf Turf of Boise State and gets a nice blue streak down her arm. Folz climbs to the top rope inside the ring and waits for Fire to get up and hits a PERFECT ANGLESAULT sending them both into the turf! The crowd pops a HOLY SHIT chant and Folz rolls Fire back into the ring and covers, but Fire manages to roll her shoulder at two.
Folz pulls Fire to her knees, then hits a short lung blower. Fire falls to the mat, again gasping in pain. The cold air can’t be doing her any favors either. Folz is undaunted and bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across her forehead and covers again, but again, Fire kicks out at two.
Folz sends Fire into the corner, but Fire scales the ropes and catches him as he goes in and tries a victory roll. Fire rolls Folz forward into a pinning position for a two count, Folz grabs the ropes and reverses it and gets the one, two, three! But wait! Firewoman clearly rolled her shoulder before the three count! Firewoman protests the decision, but authorities from the back confirm the referee’s decision is final.
WINNER in 13:27 – Matt Folz
THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. KZ vs. TEAM FUEL vs. TEAM TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchTeam Team and Team Fuel are announced and make their way to the ring to a nice ovation from the crowd. Tytan, Eco, Evans and Larson hit the ring, pose a bit, then head to their corners without so much as a word to one another. The crowd might be starting to get cold now, or maybe they just don’t like kz, but when Moosehead Jack and LD Williams are announced the crowd boos venomously and throws things at them. LD and Moose ignore them and make their way to the fifty yard line where the ring is set up. Finally, “Alcohaulin Ass” begins and the crowd comes unglued. DH Magnuson and Spin Hanson appear at the top section of the crowd, both wearing heavy overcoats. As the chorus hits they drop the coats and slam their beers, along with all the people right around them. Drink & Destroy make their way through the crowd, and after several minutes finally make it to the ring. They hand off their titles and walk to the center of the ring and soak in the cheers.
They don’t last long though as Moose and LD attack them from behind with high knees. One knee sends Magnusson through the ropes to the field. Moose follows him outside while Spin Hansen and LD Williams square off in the middle of the ring. LD goes being Spin and tries to take him to the mat, but Spin breaks his grip and spin around pulling LD to him and hitting a release belly to belly suplex. As LD gets to his feet, Chris Evans nails him from behind and the referee counts that as a tag.
Meanwhile outside the ring, officials finally have DH and Moose separated, both men are already covered in blood and have left a nice bloody stain on the smurf turf. They send them to the corners and we focus back on the action inside the ring. Inside the ring Evans catches a distracted Spin Hansen with a running shining wizard. Spin hits the mat and Evans covers, but Tytan reaches in from the outside and pulls Evans off of him by the hair. Evans gets to his feet and hits a slingshot drop kick on Tytan that sends him staggering to the guard rail. Evans jumps back onto the apron and Spin hooks him and lifts him for a suplex, and tags in Eco while he has him up in mid air.
Eco climbs to the top rope and they hit a cross body suplex combo, Eco covers, but before he leaves the ring, Spin grabs Eco’s leg and pulls him off of Evans. Eco shoots Spin a look, which lets Evans get to his feet and grab Eco and send him to the ropes and hit him with a perfect drop kick to the mouth. Evans backs Eco into the corner and he tags in Larson. Evans suplexes Eco out of the corner dropping him across Larson’s leg. Evans kips up, Larson keeps Eco on his leg and Evans springs off the middle rope and drops a helicopter leg drop across his chest. Larson covers, but Eco kicks out at two.
Larson pulls Eco to a sitting position and lands several kicks to the back of his head, then pulls him up and drives him to the mat with a hangman’s neck breaker. Larson quickly climbs to the top rope and hits a swanton bomb, and covers, but Tytan breaks it up with a double sledge to the back of the head at two. Larson is slow to his feet and Eco is up first, he catches Larson with a spinning fist to the side of the head, then takes him to the mat with a gut wrench power bomb, then climbs the ropes and tries a moonsault, but Larson rolls out of the way and Eco lands on his feet. Larson charges out of the corner and Eco leap frogs him, Eco drops to the mat and Larson steps over him on the rebound and hits the ropes again. Eco ducks a clothesline attempt and follows Larson to the ropes and hits a high angle German suplex. The referee doesn’t even count, because as they hit the ropes, DH Magnusson tagged himself in.
As Eco is bridging Magnusson dashes off the ropes and drops a leg across Larson’s chest and covers, but Eco is the legal man. Magnusson gets to one knee and Eco grabs him and plants him with a short DDT, then tags in Tytan. Eco pulls Magnusson to his feet and sends him to the ropes, and Tytan rebounds off the ropes himself and nearly decapitates DH with a clothesline. Tytan covers, but Moose rushes into the ring and kicks him in the mouth. Eco charges into the ring and spears Moose between the ropes to the field. LD Williams joins them, as does Larson and Evan. As they brawl outside the ring, Magnusson and Tytan slowly get to their feet inside the ring. Tytan grabs Magnusson and tries a pile driver, but DH back drops out of it. He makes the tag to Spin without Tytan seeing it. Tytan knees DH in the gut and tries the TYTAN DRIVER, but DH slips off his shoulder and lifts him in the air, Spin comes off the top rope and they hit the 100 PROOF! As they hit the mat, Spin hooks Tytan in the WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT! Magnusson keeps anyone from the outside from getting back into the ring. Tytan fights the hold and tries to break it, but after several agonizing minutes, he is finally forced to tap out!
WINNERS in 22:18 – The Midnight Sons
STANK vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchWord has spread through the locker room that, via management mandate, and not a dictum from Stank, this will be Davin Moreland’s last shot at the OOWF Intercontinental title. If Davin fails to win the title tonight, that is it for him. Davin is announced first and comes out alone, the whereabouts of Samantha Darling-Moreland remain unknown. He gets a nice response from the crowd, especially because he is wearing a Boise State jersey. Nothing wrong with a little pandering. Davin makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and we can see the cold has set in, his breath rises in a cloud around his head, and steam rises off his body as he runs the ropes. OOWF Intercontinental champion, and Five member, Stank, is announced next. He makes his way to the top of the ramp and stands defiant against the jeers of the crowd, staring at the crowd like a buffalo through a blizzard. Stank sneers and makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes. He hands the intercontinental title to the referee, never taking his eyes off of Davin. The referee holds the title up for everyone to see, and then calls for the bell. This one is underway.
Davin stretches and moves around slowly. Everyone knows about his recent injuries, especially Stank. They slowly circle and lock up. Stank doubles Davin over with a knee to the gut, then sends him shoulder first into the ring post. Davin staggers backward grabbing his shoulder in pain, Stank hammerlocks it and scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Stank bounds off the ropes and tries a leg drop while Davin’s arm is still pinned beneath him, but Davin rolls out of the way and Stank gets nothing but canvas.
Davin spins to his feet and shakes some feeling back into his arm, the cold out here is not going to help that one bit. He pulls Stank to his feet, but Stank grabs Davin by the head and jaw jacks him! Davin’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring to the cold turf of Boise Field. Stank follows him to the outside and bounces his head off the apron, then pulls him up, pins the shoulder again and scoops him up and slams him to the turf. Stank climbs to the apron and measures him and tries the Nestea plunge, but Davin rolls out of the way and Stank lands flat on his back and howls in pain!
The referee is up to seven and Davin is on his feet. He is still trying to shake feeling back into his shoulder, but he has the presence of mind to roll into the ring and break the referee’s count before he gets to ten. Davin slips back out of the ring and Stank is on his hands and knees holding his back. Davin connects with several kicks to his back, then pulls Stank to his feet and slams him back first into the apron. Stank falls to his knees in pain, and Davin takes a few steps back and connects with a boot to the face, sending Stank to the cold turf. Davin rolls into the ring again and breaks the count, then comes back out and pulls Stank up again and throws him into the steps. Stank hits back first and grimaces in pain and slumps to the field. Davin rolls Stank back into the ring and follows, and covers him, but Stank manages to get a shoulder up just before the three count.
Davin rolls Stank over and plants a knee in his lower back and pulls him back in a chin lock. Stank grimaces in pain and tries to crawl to the ropes, but Davin wrenches back as hard as he can. Stank looks like he is about to tap on several occasions, but he fights through the pain and slowly, inch by inch, crawls to the ropes and forces the break. Davin doesn’t give Stank a moment’s rest, he pulls him to his feet and sends him HARD into the corner. Stank slams into the corner and staggers forward and Davin connects with a big boot to the face that sends him to the mat. Davin covers again, but once again Stank rolls his shoulder at two and saves his title.
Davin pulls Stank up again and hooks him and calls for the HELLEVATOR, but Stank slips from his grip, grabs his arm and wrings it and drops to the mat with a shoulder breaker! Davin writhes in pain on the mat, Stank may have just dislocated his shoulder! Both men remain on the mat and the referee starts the ten count. Stank pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, Davin is on one knee, and Stank charges and drills him on the shoulder with a knee. Davin falls to the mat, and Stank grabs his arm and drops a leg across his shoulder, then pulls back in a Japanese style arm bar. The referee asks Davin if he wants to quit, but Davin refuses and now it is his turn to inch toward the ropes. Ever so slowly, Davin gets into position and gets his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break.
The cold is setting in for both men, Stank seems to be having trouble standing up completely, and Davin’s arm just hangs limply at his side. Stank limps to the middle of the ring and Davin catches him with a punch to the side of the head with his good arm. Stank staggers but catches Davin with a kick to the gut, then plants him with a DDT. Stank covers, but Davin rolls his shoulder at two. Stank pulls Davin to his feet and sends him to the ropes and gets him on his shoulders and hits a STANK-U! Admittedly, it was not the best Stank-U that he has ever done, Stank winced in pain halfway through and just sort of dropped Davin. Stank crawls across the ring and covers Davin, hooking the leg hard, but Davin rolls his shoulder one more time.
Stank slowly gets to his feet and pulls Davin into the corner, then climbs the ropes. It looks like Stank is going to try to suplex Davin outside of the ring! If he connects with this, there is no way Davin will survive! Stank hooks Davin and tries to pull him up, but Davin fights it. The two men battle on the top for several minutes, then Davin connects with a knee to the ribs, hooks Stank and hits a TOP ROPE HELLEVATOR! Davin DRIVES Stank to the mat and hooks the leg, and gets the one, two, THREE! We have a NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion!
WINNER in 21:01 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Davin Moreland
POE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF World Heavyweight Title 2 out of 3 Falls Submission MatchThis match has been years in the making. Alexander Darling seeks to get, not only revenge, but the OOWF world heavyweight title from his mentor. As an added stipulation, Selena Gomez will be handcuffed to Alexis Darling at ringside, should anyone from The Five come to ringside, Alexis will get five minutes alone with Selena to do as she pleases. Alexander Darling is announced and he comes to the ring with his sister Alexis Darling. They get a rousing ovation from the crowd, but Darling doesn’t pay a bit of attention to them, he is completely focused on the match. Alexis holds the ropes for him and he steps between and poses quickly for the crowd. Alexis hops off the apron as Poe’s music plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight champion comes up from beneath the stage the title on his shoulder and Selena kneeling before him. The crowd boos them mercilessly, but Poe does not react. He locks eyes with Darling and slowly makes his way to the ring. As Poe steps between the ropes he hands the title to Selena and she skips around the ring holding it high in the air. The referee takes the title and Poe holds the ropes for Selena and she takes her spot next to Alexis. A second referee handcuffs them together, and Selena shows her displeasure by sticking her tongue out at Alexis. Alexis ignores her and the referee calls for the bell, this one is underway!
As soon as the bell rings, Poe charges across the ring and hammers Darling with lefts and rights. Darling tries to get his arms up to block some shots, but Poe is relentless and backs him into the corner and beats him down to the mat. Poe snarls and puts his boot across Darling’s throat and chokes him, the referee threatens Poe, but since you can only win this match via submission, I guess he couldn’t get disqualified anyway. Poe lets off of Darling and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a clubbing clothesline across the chest, sending Darling to the mat. Poe mounts him and grabs the back of his head and rapid fires rights to the side of the head. Poe drags Darling to the ropes right in front of his sister and chokes him on the bottom rope while staring directly into Alexis’ eyes. Alexis glares at Poe with hate in her eyes, but refuses to look away.
Poe smirks and pulls Darling off the ropes and snapsmares him to the mat, then bounds off the ropes and connects with a falling clothesline to the back of Darling’s head that slams his face off the mat. Darling falls back to the mat, Poe grabs his injured leg and kicks away at the back of Darling’s knee. Poe traps Darling in a spinning toe hold trying for a submission, but Darling refuses to give up. Poe reapplies the hold several times, and finally one time leans in a little too far and Darling grabs him in an inside cradle, but doesn’t get a count because, you know, submissions only and all.
Poe gets to his feet and scoops Darling up and slams him to the mat, then bounds off the ropes and tries an elbow drop, but Darling moves out of the way and gets to his feet. As Poe gets up, Darling runs off the ropes and clips Poe down around the ankle sending him to the mat. That often injured ankle is, no pun intended, Poe’s Achilles heel. Darling grabs Poe’s leg and drags him to the ropes and puts his foot on the bottom rope then repeatedly springs off the bottom rope and drops knees across his ankle. Poe snarls in pain and takes a swipe at the referee when he asks him if he wants to quit.
Darling pulls Poe to his feet, keeping hold of his leg, Darling spins Poe around and shoves him to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the jaw on the rebound, then DROPS him with a STUNNER! Poe’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat, Darling immediately grabs his leg and traps him in a combination figure four/ankle lock. Poe howls in pain in the middle of the ring, but refuses to give up. Darling keeps the pressure on, content to snap Poe’s leg if he has to. Darling releases the hold, then reapplies it. Poe drags himself to the ropes, but it makes no difference really, Darling does not have to break the hold. He keeps it on and twists Poe’s ankle damn near past the breaking point, and Poe decides to avoid a broken ankle and taps out!
Alexander Darling leads 1 fall to 0The end of the fall forces the referee to force the break and Darling gets to his feet and is ready to keep going. Poe slides under the bottom rope and walks around on the smurf turf, trying to put weight on his ankle. Selena tries to run to Poe’s side, but Alexis keeps her right where she is, which infuriates Selena. Darling has had enough waiting and waits for Poe to be distracted by Alexis and slingshots himself over the top rope, landing right on Poe. Poe collapses in a heap and immediately grabs his ankle, but Darling does not come out unscathed either, he rolls in pain grabbing his knee, but manages to get to his feet first and takes a few painful, limping steps.
Darling pulls Poe up and rolls him into the ring and follows him and grabs his ankle again, but this time Poe hammers him with several kicks to the face that breaks the hold and sends Darling to the mat. Poe gets to his feet and pulls Darling to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off his shoulders, then adds to Darling’s misery, Poe repeatedly drops elbows down across the side of Darling’s neck. Alexander howls in pain as Poe locks him in a Mongolian Nerve Hold. Darling’s left leg twitches uncontrollably as Poe really cinches in the hold. The crowd roars for Darling, and you can feel the stadium rocking. Darling fights to his feet and frees himself with several elbows to Poe’s midsection, then bounds off the ropes and Poe tries a knee to the midsection, but Darling flips over his leg and rolls Poe up, but doesn’t go for a count, instead he hooks him into a sharpshooter and flops Poe over! Poe howls in pain as, once again, Darling twists his ankle trying for a submission sweep.
Poe snarls in pain and reaches back and starts pulling at Darling’s leg, trying to reverse the sharpshooter. Darling tries to fight it, twisting his ankle, but eventually Poe manages to reverse the sharpshooter, getting his balance and sitting back as far as he can trying for a submission. Darling howls in pain but does not give up. Darling slowly works toward the ropes and manages to twist just enough to send both men between the ropes to the field. The referee doesn’t count, again, submissions only. Poe and Darling get to their feet and Darling charges, but Poe sidesteps him and Darling heads for Alexis. He puts the brakes on just in time though, but when he turns around, Poe nearly kicks his head off with the hieroglyph!
Poe throws Darling on the apron then climbs into the ring. He pulls Darling to his feet, but Darling snaps Poe’s head on the top rope! Poe staggers backward into the ring, shakes it off and comes for Darling again, Darling runs down the apron and tries a clothesline, but Poe ducks it, grabs the back of Darling’s head and SLAMS him into the ring post face first! Darling staggers backward and while he is on the apron and Poe is in the ring, Poe traps him in the ASP LOCK! Darling tries to fight the move, but Poe shoves him off the apron! Poe leans over the ropes so Darling can’t get his feet on the apron! Darling is hanging by the neck, Poe squeezes harder and harder and you can see Darling’s consciousness fade away! The referee checks and Darling goes limp, just hanging there. The referee calls for the bell, stopping the fall because Darling is incapacitated and unable to tap for himself. Poe releases the hold and legs Darling fall, his head bounces off the corner of the steel stairs and he falls to the turf, blood spurting from the gash in his forehead.
best of three series tied 1-1Now it is Alexis’ turn to try to get to her brother, but Selena digs in her heels and won’t let Alexis go around the ring. Alexis turns and threatens Selena with physical death, but regains her composure when she sees the OOWF Medical Team come to Darling’s side to try and stop the bleeding. They sit Darling up and you can see he is very glassy eyed, and blood is pouring from the wound in his head. Inside the ring, Poe stands, snarling, steam rising off his body. He grabs the mic and speaks:
Boy, no special treatment for you. Referee, if he can’t go, he loses the fall. He gets no more time for a little cut than I needed for a possible broken ankle. Boy, if you can’t go, you tuck your tail between your legs and throw in the towelWith this, Darling shoves the medics away and gets to his feet and tries to steady himself. The fans erupt as they see Darling climb back into the ring, blood POURING from his head. Poe grins and attacks, nailing Darling with shots to the side of the head, Darling fights back with a few of his own, but Poe rakes the eyes and sends Darling into the corner, then follows him in with a clothesline. Darling’s head snaps back and sends a spray of blood into the crowd. Darling falls out of the corner face first, and Poe grabs his legs and tries to set him up for the Desert Scorpion! But Darling fights it and worms his way to the ropes, and eventually forces Poe to break the hold by falling out of the ring.
Darling slides right back into the ring and Poe pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Darling ducks it and traps Poe in a SLEEPER! Poe spins around trying to shake Darling off, and Darling’s foot catches the referee sending him to the mat. Darling holds on like a bulldog, and Poe drops to one knee. Darling tightens his grip as Poe begins to fade. Poe slumps to one knee as the crowd roars. The second referee outside the ring is checking on the first one. Alexis glares intently at her brother, Selena locks eyes with Poe and looks on pleadingly. Poe tries to fight to his feet, but he can’t, he slumps to the mat, and his eyes slowly close. As Poe falls to the mat, the crowd roars thinking we have a new champion, but the referee never saw it! Darling releases the hold, he too thinking he had won the title. He tries to wipe the blood from his eyes and checks on the referee. When he realizes that the referee never saw it, Darling is furious.
He turns around and gets BLASTED upside the head with a chair! Who is this? That’s………that’s Ketsueki Seishin! One of Poe’s advisors from Japan! He kicks Darling low and hits a CRADLE PILEDRIVER! He then pulls Darling to his feet and grabs his injured leg and hits a dragon screw leg whip, but rolls to the outside instead of the inside! Darling’s leg torques in ways it was not meant to, and he falls to the mat howling in pain and grabbing his knee. Seishin slips out of the ring and says something to Poe from outside the ring, then heads to the back. Alexis Darling is screaming about interference, but the referee doesn’t listen. He is finally on his feet, and he sees Poe and Darling both down. There is nothing he can do though.
Firewoman is watching on the OOWF monitor backstage with LD Williams, Stank and Lucky. When she sees Ketsueki Seishin, her face gets pale and she staggers a bit.
LDW: Are you okay?
Stank: Uh-oh....
FW: It's.....I can't believe it's him.
Lucky: Him who?
LDW: Fire,... sit down. I think you need to take a minute and think, here.
<Instead, Firewoman leaves. Lucky, Stank, and LD try to follow, but they lose her and reconvene back where they started.>
LDW: This isn't good.
Stank: I told you so. This could all have been avoided.The crowd roars for Darling to get to his feet, and he pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, blood staining his tights and the mat. Poe also pulls himself up, these two are closing in on an hour already, in the cold of the Boise night. Poe staggers to the middle of the ring and grabs Darling and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. Darling hits the mat and you can almost see the energy deflate from his body. Alexis Darling has a look of concern on her face. Poe measures Darling, waiting for him to get to his feet, just so he can knock him down again. After several shots, Darling uses Poe to pull himself up, and Poe just pie faces him to the mat, then walks across the ring and steps on his throat. Poe is going to choke Darling out! Darling grabs Poe’s foot and tries to lift it from his throat, but he can’t! As he struggles, the blood spurts from his head even more. Just as it looks like Darling is going to fade out, he manages to grab Poe’s ankle and twist it, sending Poe to the mat.
Darling gasps for breath, and Poe gets to his feet, snarling with rage. Poe backs into the corner and looks like he is going to go for another hieroglyph, Darling is stunned, and just about out of it in the middle of the ring. He fights to his feet with the crowd roaring. He finally makes it up and Poe charges out of the corner, but Darling was playing a little possum, he takes Poe to the mat with a drop toe hold, then traps him in the CATTLE MUTILATION! Poe fights to try and escape, but Darling tightens his grip and screams for Poe to tap! Blood pours down his face, the crowd roars encouragement and Poe groans in pain. On the outside, Selena looks horrified, Alexis stares slack-jawed in awe. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Poe reaches out and………TAPS!
WINNER in 63:14 two falls to one, and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – Alexander Darling
Darling releases the hold and slumps to the mat. Alexis screams with joy on the outside as the second referee uncuffs her and she climbs into the ring with the title and smothers her dazed and bloody brother with a hug and the title. Selena looks on, shocked, and slowly climbs onto the apron and goes to the corner where Poe has dragged himself. Selena drops to her knees next to Poe and tries to console him, he just looks at her and reaches out and pats her on the head and strokes her hair. In the middle of the ring, Alexis helps Alexander to his feet and he finally looks at the title, blood dripping from his face onto the belt. He slowly holds the title up and the crowd erupts. After a few seconds of soaking it in, Darling turns and looks at Poe in the corner.
Poe uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and he slowly walks to the middle of the ring, Selena trailing behind him. Poe glares at Darling and Alex…….extends his hand. The crowd gets louder at this, somehow, I swear you can probably hear the roar in Southern California. Poe glares at Darling, but he remains stoic, holding his hand out. Selena touches Poe on the back of the arm, and he reaches out and shakes Darling’s hand briefly. The crowd, impossibly, gets louder. Poe steps out of the ring and holds Selena’s hand as she jumps off the apron and they make their way to the back. The camera focuses on the Darlings, holding the title, and fades to black.
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