OOWF Dance of Death 6
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THE BAY BRIDGE BOYZ vs. TEXPRESS – OVOOWF Tag Team Title 2 out of 3 Falls MatchThe Texpress, Zane Myers and Chad Madison, make their return to the OOWF here tonight, and the crowd gives them a huge ovation. They take their time coming to the ring, slapping hands along the way and giving hugs. They step into the ring and the ovation gets even louder, if that is possible. They may be among the most popular OOWF stars to ever step foot in the ring. While they wait, the OVOOWF, that’s Ohio Valley Online Onslaught Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Spazz and Jinx, The Bay Bridge Boyz, make their way to the ring. The crowd boos them loudly and they take it all in, finally on the big show. This match is two out of three falls, the first team to score two pin falls or submissions will be the winners. The referee calls for the bell, and it appears that Spazz will start things with Zane Myers.
Myers and Spazz lock up and Myers immediately grabs an arm wringer and snaps Spazz’s arm several times, sending him to his knees. Myers reaches out and tags in Madison, Madison leaps over the ropes and drops an elbow across Spazz’s shoulder, then takes him to the mat with a hammerlock. Madison cinches in the hammerlock hard, then flips over Spazz pulling the arm hard. Spazz howls in pain but doesn’t give up. Madison releases the hold and pulls Spazz to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the point of the jaw with a drop kick, then pops right back to his feet and tags in the larger Myers. Myers comes in and waits for Spazz to get to his feet and LEVELS him with a clothesline. Spazz pops right back up and Myers scoops him up and tries a running power slam into the corner, but Spazz slips off his shoulders and shoves Myers into the corner. Myers hits sternum first and Spazz catches him with an enzuguri, then tags in his partner Jinx.
Jinx waits for Myers to turn around and springboard to the top rope and tries a cross body block, but Myers catches him and POWERSLAMS him to the mat. Myers hooks the leg, but Spazz comes in and breaks it up at two. As the referee is escorting Spazz out of the ring, Myers pulls Jinx up and lifts him for a long vertical suplex, but Jinx slips out of it and catches Myers with a LUNGBLOWER! Jinx calls for the SILENT STEALTH (whisper in the wind) and climbs to the top rope. He leaps, but Myers gets his knees up and Jinx crashes and burns. Myers pulls Jinx to his feet and lifts him into a torture rack, then tags in Madison. Madison quickly climbs to the top rope and leaps, and they hit a FLYING LEGDROP/BURNING HAMMER combo! Jinx is DEAD! Madison covers and get s the one, two, three!
Texpress leads 1 fall to 0The referee continues the match and Madison pulls Jinx to his feet and sends him into the corner and follows him with a running leg lariat that takes Madison over the top rope. Jinx staggers out of the corner and Madison leaps to the top rope and drives him to the mat with a flying leg drop. Madison covers, but Spazz comes in and breaks it up at two. Madison tags in Myers, he pulls Jinx to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him, but Jinx manages to reverse it into a drop kick. Myers staggers and drops to one knee, and Jinx makes the desperation tag to Spazz. Spazz charges in at Myers, but Myers catches him with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker, then pulls him to his feet, lifts him and hits a JACKHAMMER! Spazz is in trouble, and the crowd is going insane. Soon a chant can be heard from the crowd DE-VICE, DE-VICE, DE-VICE! Myers smiles and pulls Spazz up, tags in Madison, then lifts Spazz onto his shoulders. Madison steadies himself, then leaps and they hit the DROPKICK DEVICE! Madison covers Spazz, and this one is academic! New OVOOWF Tag Team Champions!
WINNERS in 6:13 – and NEW OVOOWF Tag Team Champions – The Texpress
Madison and Myers no sooner have the titles in their hands when they are attacked from behind by Poe and Stank! Poe grabs Madison and sends him to the ropes and nearly decapitates him with the HIEROGLYPH! Myers and Stank trade blows, but Stank gets the better of it with a rake to the eyes, then hits a STANK-U! The members of The Five are not done yet though, Poe pulls Myers up and hits a CRUCIFIX BOMB! Stank grabs Madison and hits a TRIPLE STANK BOMB! The crowd boos their displeasure and litters the ring with debris. Poe and Stank grab chairs and are about to end Myers and Madison’s returns to the OOWF when Davin Moreland, Ravenna Blue, Concrete TG, Ecosystem and Tytan storm the ring and chase them off.
POE vs. CONCRETE TG“With Jupiter in Mind” plays and Concrete TG makes his way to the ring, slides under the bottom ropes and hops to the middle turnbuckle. There seems to be something in Crete’s eyes tonight, he seems more focused. “Mausam & Escape” plays and Poe comes up through the floor with Selena on her knees in front of him glaring at the ring. Selena slowly stands up and leads Poe to the ring, the whole time, she does not take her eyes off of Crete for one second. Selena turns to Poe and says something, and he nods and grins, then steps into the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and we are ready to go.
Poe moves in to lock up and Crete slips behind him and catches him with a kick to the hamstring. Poe turns around and snarls, and tries locking up again, and once again Crete sidesteps and lands a hard kick to the hamstring. Poe stretches his leg a little and glares at Crete. They finally lock up and Crete immediately goes behind Poe and waist locks him and tries to take him to the mat, but Poe pries Crete’s hands apart and catches him with a knee to the midsection. Poe bounds off the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Crete recovers and takes Poe to the mat with a drop toe hold, then grapevines the leg and traps Poe in the Rings of Saturn!
Poe grunts in pain, but manages to drag himself to the bottom rope to force the break. Poe starts to drag himself out of the ring, but Crete gets to his feet, springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Poe’s head. Crete slides back into the ring and pulls Poe into the middle of the ring and flips him over and covers, but Poe kicks out at one. Crete pulls Poe to his feet and backs him to the ropes, then whips him across the ring and tries a hip toss on the rebound. Poe puts on the breaks and stops him, Crete catches Poe with a knee to the gut, then flips off his head and tries the hip toss again, Poe blocks it again and nearly decapitates Crete with a clothesline, sending the super hero crashing to the mat.
Poe pulls Crete to his feet and lifts him into the air and drops him throat first on the top rope, as Crete’s head snaps back, Poe hits the ropes and DRIVES Crete to the mat with a leg sweep clothesline, then grabs Crete by the head and HAMMERS him with punches to the face. Crete tries to cover up some, and fights to his feet, but Poe shoves him back into the corner and follows him in with several elbows to the jaw. Poe sets Crete on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but Crete fights it, connecting with punches and chops, then finally a head butt to Poe’s nose that sends the big man off the ropes, staggering around the ring. Crete stands on the top rope and leaps, and connects with a hurracarana that sends Poe out of the ring to the apron. Poe gets to his feet on the apron, and Crete charges into the corner and springs off the middle ropes and hits a drop kick that sends Poe sprawling to the floor. Poe gets to his feet and Crete gets a running start and dives between the ropes and catches Poe, bending him backward over the guardrail awkwardly. Poe falls to the floor grabbing his back, and Crete rolls back into the ring and plays to the crowd.
Poe gets to his feet grabbing his back and slowly climbs onto the apron. Crete charges over and hits a running knee to the side of Poe’s head, but holds on so he can’t fall, then hooks Poe and takes him into the ring with a suplex. Crete floats over and covers, but Poe kicks out at two. Crete pulls Poe to a sitting position and drives a knee into his back and stretches his arms out. Poe grimaces in pain and snarls when the referee asks him if he wants to quit. Poe fights to his feet and backs Crete into the corner, then when the referee calls for a clean break, Poe unleashes an elbow that catches Crete right above the eye, tearing a gash in his forehead. Crete drops to his knees grabbing his forehead, while he is down, Poe bounds off the ropes and SLAMS Crete in the face with a kick that sends him between the ropes to the floor.
Poe leaves the ring and pulls Crete to his feet and hammers the bloody gash on his forehead several times, sending him sprawling again. Crete uses the guard rail to pull himself up and catches Poe with a kick as he comes in. Poe rakes Crete’s eyes and catches him with a kick to the ribs, then rolls him under the ropes into the ring. Poe steps over the top rope and pulls Crete to his feet and starts to whip him to the ropes, then pulls him back into a short arm clothesline. Poe keeps hold of Crete’s arm and pulls him up to his feet and locks him in a double under hook, lifts him up, and DRIVES him down onto his knee sternum first. Crete grabs his chest and gasps for breath, Poe bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest and covers, but Crete manages to roll his shoulder at two.
Poe glares at Crete and calls for the end of the match, He lifts Crete for a CRUCIFIX BOMB but Crete slips over his shoulders to the mat and tries to take Poe over with a sunset flip, Poe grabs Crete by the throat and pulls him to his feet, but Crete slips behind Poe, kicks him low and spins him round and hits a TIGER DRIVER! Crete falls on Poe and hooks his leg hard, the referee hits the mat and counts one, two, thr….NO! Poe kicks out! Crete looks at the referee in disbelief. Poe pulls himself up and staggers back into the corner, Crete gets a running start and hits a big corner splash, then runs the ropes and tries a lionsault off the middle rope, but Poe gets his knees up and Crete crashes and burns. Poe gets to his feet, and as Crete stands up, Poe KILLS him with the HIEROGLYPH! Poe covers, and gets the one, two, thre…..NO! Crete gets his foot on the bottom rope! Poe snarls and drags Crete to the middle of the ring and traps him in the ASP LOCK! Poe pulls back with all his might, Crete nearly breaks the hold by making it to the ropes, but Poe pulls him back into the middle of the ring and reapplies the hold. Crete fights with all he has, but in the end, he is forced to tap.
WINNER in 18:41 – Poe
After the match, Poe gets to his feet and looks down at Crete. Poe leaves the ring, holding his back and apparently a little more battered than he thought he would be. Inside the ring Crete fights to his feet and gets a huge ovation from the crowd. Crete acknowledges this and heads to the back.
MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN – Hell on Earth MatchThe rules of this match are disturbingly simple, the only way to win is to make your opponent pass out from blood loss. That’s it. No disqualifications, no count outs, just make your opponent damn near bleed to death. Sounds fun! Matt Folz is announced first and he comes to the ring, doesn’t acknowledge the crowd or anything, just gets introduced and walks to the ring. Firewoman is announced next, and she comes to the ring to a chorus of boos wearing a long trench coat. Fire steps between the ropes and the bell rings and Folz immediately tries to attack. He tries a clothesline, but Fire ducks it and pulls a kendo stick from beneath her coat and BLASTS Folz in the face with it! Folz goes down in a heap and Fire takes off the coat and tosses it aside.
As Folz gets to his knees, Fire lands a stiff kick to the back of his head sending him to the mat. Fire kicks him several more times rolling him out of the ring and to the floor. Fire grabs her trench coat and pulls something from the pocket, it is her trusty garrote! She wraps it around Folz’s throat, he manages to get on hand between it and his throat, which is evidently all that is saving him from a severed head. With his other hand, Folz reaches into his boot and comes out with a chain wrapped around his fist. He pulls Fire down some and hits her with several stiff punches to the face, finally after the fourth one, Fire releases the garrote and staggers backward. Folz falls to the floor and gasps for breath and rubs his neck where the metal managed to dig into his flesh.
Fire recovers quickly and grabs Folz by the back of the head and slams him face first into the floor, then grabs him for a FIRESTOMP! Fire slams Folz’s face into the concrete once, then a second time. She stands over Folz, who is barely moving. Fire snarls, then goes back to the trench coat and pulls out a shard of glass that has had part of it carefully wrapped in tape, making it essentially a knife. Fire rolls Folz onto his back and mounts him and tries to slash at his forehead, but Folz grabs her hand and the struggle ensues. Folz reaches out and grabs a pipe from under the ring and slams it upside Fire’s head.
Fire sprawls on the floor and Folz finally gets to his feet. He grabs a cord and wraps it around Fire’s throat and tries to choke the life out of her, Fire reaches up and tries to gouge his eyes, but Folz release the choke and lets Fire drop to the floor, then grabs a chair and SLAMS it down across Fire’s back. That’s not going to do any good to those perpetually hurt ribs. Folz pulls Fire up and gets on the other side of the ring post, grabs Fire’s arm and pulls her right into the ring post. Fire tries to get her hand up for protection, but she is a second too late, and her head SLAMS into the ring post, echoing through the arena. Fire falls to the floor and we can see a huge knot rising just above her eye already.
Folz wastes no time in pouncing on Fire and hammering the ugly knot on her forehead, and sure enough, Fire is pouring blood in no time. Folz looks at his bloody fist, then down at Fire. He pulls her to her feet and hits an ANGLE SLAM on the floor! Fire gasps again and grabs her ribs in pain. Folz rummages under the ring and pulls out a bag. Folz rolls into the ring and dumps it on the mat, and we see it is a huge bag of broken glass. The crowd looks a little nervous as Folz slips out of the ring and rolls Fire in. Folz follows and pulls Fire up, rocks her with several European uppercuts, then lifts her and sets her on the top rope. Folz climbs up and is about to hit a belly to belly suplex, but Fire holds on for dear life. She manages to push Folz off the turnbuckles, then connects with a kick to his mouth, pulls him to the corner, and hits a FLYING FIRESTOMP INTO THE BROKEN GLASS!
Some in the crowd visibly look away in disgust as Folz gets to his knees, covered in blood and shards of glass and writhes in pain. Fire wiped the blood from her own face and rolls out of the ring and grabs a chain from under the ring and tosses it into the ring. Fire wraps the chain around Folz’s head and squeezes it as tight as she can, causing the blood to spurt from his forehead. Fire loops the chain around Folz’s throat and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then pulls the chain tight until Folz’s feet are off the ground. Folz grabs at the chain and tries to swing himself up on the apron. Fire has secured the chain and now slides out of the ring and grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on Folz’s head. Folz stops moving and the referee steps in to check and see if he is able to continue. At the eight count, Folz shakes his head and refuses to quit, still struggling to breathe. He has managed to get one foot on the stairs in the corner relieving some pressure, but the pain is short lived.
Fire reaches into the can o’plunder from under the ring and comes out with a barbed wire baseball bat. Fire swings for the fences and BURIES the bat in Folz’s midsection. The force of the shot pulls the chain loose and Folz falls to the floor gasping for breath. Fire puts the bat under Folz’s chin and pulls back, Folz grabs the back and falls forward, and the side of Fire’s head SLAMS into the corner of the ring steps. Fire crumples to the mat and isn’t moving. Folz drags himself away, his eyes are getting glassy and you can see he is trying hard to keep it together. His blood loss is tremendous.
While the referee is checking on Fire, Folz pulls some barbed wire from the bat and wraps it around his foot. Fire stirs at seven and waves the referee off and pulls herself to a sitting position against the steps. Folz pulls himself to his feet and charges in and STOMPS THE SHIT out of Fire! Fire tries to ward off the kicks, but the barbed wire slices her to pieces. After several stomps, she just covers up her throat and face for protection while Folz kicks her in the chest and ribs. Fire slumps to the floor and the referee gets between them and starts a count on Fire. While he is waiting, Folz slumps to his knees, fighting to remain conscious himself.
The referee gets to eight before Fire stirs, barely opening her eyes and waving him off. Fire has cuts everywhere, and it looks like her face has exploded there is so much blood. Folz shakes his head and grabs Fire by the foot and yanks her hard to the floor, her head slamming off the cement. Folz reaches under the ring and comes up with a plywood board with bundles of barbed wire stapled to it. He uses all his strength to push it up onto the Lithuanian Announce Table. Folz pulls Fire up to her feet and tries another OLYMPIC SLAM, but Fire slips out of his grip, not surprising since they are both covered in blood and flips Folz onto the board with a release German suplex! Folz howls in pain as he is helplessly tangled in the wire. He is trying to free himself when Fire gets the bright idea to grab a chair and head to the top rope.
Fire slowly steadies herself on the top rope and holds the chair out and hits a BEST FIRESAULT EVER on Folz! The momentum drives them both through the table and leave them both in a tangled wreckage of barbed wire, torn flesh and blood. The crowd starts a HOLY SHIT chant, and the referee stands there stunned for a moment. Finally, he starts the ten count, and neither of them moves. They are both out cold, so the ref waves the match off, then frantically waves for medical staff, they rush to the carnage and start pulling bodies from the wreckage.
WINNER – No Contest in 30:26
STANK vs. DAVIN MORELAND – Non Sanctioned MatchWe cut to the ring for the introductions, but we are quickly told that there is SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE BACK! So the cameraman quickly rushes from ringside to the back. After turning down several hallways, we see Davin and Stank battling right in front of the Stairwell of Horrible Violence. The two men are clubbing one another mercilessly. Stank gets the better of the exchange, then grabs Davin and tries to throw him through the doors and into the Stairwell of Horrible Violence, but someone has chained the doors together! Davin hits the doors and stops
You think I wouldn’t think of this earlier today you dumb sonofabitch?Stank snarls and charges at Davin and tries to put his fist through Davin’s face, but Davin moves out of the way and Stank instead punches one of the windows out of the door. As Stank stands grabbing his hand and wrist in pain, Davin grabs a conveniently placed piece of REBAR and smashes the back of Stank’s knee until he falls to the floor. Davin reaches into his knee pad and grabs a key and unlocks the doors and kicks them open, dragging Stank through the doors and shoving him down the stairs and onto the landing. Davin grabs a chair and waits for Stank to push himself to his feet using the wall. As Stank stands up Davin leaps off the top step and swings the chair for Stank’s head. Stank sees him and rears back and PUNCHES THE SHIT out of the chair, sending it slamming back into Davin’s face. Davin falls to the floor, blood spurting out of what has to be a broken nose. Stank grabs his hand in pain, it could be as broken as Davin’s nose.
Stank grabs the chair and brings it down on Davin repeatedly, then throws him down the last flight of stairs and through the doors into the boiler room. Stank pulls Davin to his knees and tilts his head back and drives elbows down on his face, drawing more blood. Stank then slams Davin’s head forward on the floor, then looks around the room for something to cause some degree of carnage. Stank spots an old wooden crate and lifts it and heads toward Davin as he gets to his feet. Davin gets a boot up and kicks the crate away, then lands a knee into Stank’s midsection, then sends him to the floor with a knee lift. Davin grabs the crate and SLAMS it down on Stank’s head, splintering it. Stank slumps to the floor, and Davin grabs a piece of the crate and repeatedly jabs it into Stank’s skull drawing copious amounts of blood from him.
Davin starts to drag Stank toward the ringside area, but, Stank is a big guy and these two have already been fighting for a few minutes. Davin leaves the camera view for a moment, then reappears driving a forklift with a wood pallet on it. Davin pulls Stank to his feet, goozles him, and CHOKESLAMS him on the pallet! Davin hops behind the wheel and heads to the ring. He drives by the Official OOWF Triage area where medics are trying to keep Folz and Firewoman from dying and finally makes it next to the ramp and to ringside.
Davin raises the lift so Stank is even with the ring, then hops out and tries to roll Stank into the ring, but Stank holds on and lands a couple of stiff kicks to Davin’s face. Davin climbs up on the pallet and pulls Stank up, but Stank catches Davin with an elbow to the side of the head, then hits a STANK-U off the pallet! As Davin writhes in pain on the floor, Stank looks down at him and then leaps and CONNECTS with a flying elbow! Davin’s ribs might be shattered.
Stank gets to his feet and finds a long chain on the back of the forklift, Stank loops the chain around the forklift, then hooks it to the front of the forklift and backs it up the ramp! The chain pulls tight and drags Davin up the ramp! The crowd looks on in horror as Davin claws at his throat and starts to turn a disturbing shade of blue. Stank drives the forklift to the edge of the stage, then hops out, pulls Davin up and hits a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL that sends Davin off the stage to the floor! Stank puts the forklift in reverse and backs up, pulling Davin off his feet.
Stank climbs out of the forklift and heads down to where Davin is trying desperately to get a foothold on something. He has managed to scoot a table over with his foot giving him just enough leverage to breathe. Stank comes around the corner and Davin connects with a boot to the face that sends Stank sprawling. Davin finally manages to take the noose from around his neck, but he collapses to the floor holding his throat, gasping for air.
Both men slowly get to their feet and throw weak punches at one another. This has been a war and both men are bloody and beaten up. Stank charges at Davin, but Davin backdrops him and Stank crashes through the table and crashes to the ground. Davin staggers around and looks for something to hit Stank with, then an evil grin spreads across his face as he spots the forklift. Davin climbs up to the stage and gets behind the forklift and uses his considerable strength to push the forklift toward the edge of the stage! The fans look on in horror as the forklift tilts, then FALLS OVER THE EDGE OF THE STAGE! Stank sees it before it falls and rolls out of the way at the last second. The forklift SLAMS into the floor, crushing the top of it. Stank gets to his feet and looks at the forklift in disbelief, then looks up at Davin. Davin leaps off the stage and tries a double axe handle, but Stank catches him and hits a release belly to belly suplex that sends Davin onto the bottom of the forklift! Davin rolls off grabbing his back and howling in pain.
Stank pulls Davin off the forklift and choke slams him to the floor. He covers and a referee appears and counts one, two, NO! Davin rolls his shoulder. Stank slams the concrete in frustration, then pulls Davin up and whips him hard into the guard rail, then charges after him, but Davin back body drops him over the guard rail onto the ramp. Stank grabs his back and howls in pain, Davin lurches forward, both men are on the verge of collapse. Davin slowly steps over the guard rail and grabs a chair and brings it down HARD on the back of Stank’s head. Davin slides the chair under Stank’s head, then grabs a second one and hits CON-CHAIR-TO! Then for good measure, he drops a leg across Stank’s head, just because he can.
Davin opts not to go for the pin, even though Stank may be dead. Instead he staggers up the ramp and disappears into the back for a moment, then comes back with what has to be a 20 foot ladder. Davin drags it to the end of the stage and sets it up above the overturned forklift. Davin looks out at the crowd, then looks to the top of the ladder, then slowly over to Stank. The crowd seems to get his meaning and they cheer loudly.
Davin limps back to Stank and pulls him up and drags him to the ladder. Stank looks out of it, but by the time they get to the top of the stage, he has recovered some. The two of them both head to the ladder trading punches while they each climb. They get to the top of the ladder and trade thunderous blows, both men hanging on for dear life. The crowd gasps as each shot lands and it looks like someone is going to fall. The fans cheer Davin on and he gets a burst of energy and peppers Stank with lefts and rights, then grabs his head and smashes it on the top of the ladder. Davin grabs Stank by the head and is about to hit a TOP OF THE LADDER REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER when Stank rakes his eyes, lifts Davin and hits a REVERSE STANK-U FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER ONTO THE FLIPPED OVER FORKLIFT! OH MY FUCKING GOD! The audience goes silent having just witnessed the potential death of two men. Stank manages to drape an arm across Davin before losing consciousness, the referee counts three, and as with the previous match IMMEDIATELY waves for medical personnel.
WINNER in 33:11 - Stank
RAVENNA BLUE vs. OUTBACK JACK vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Dance of DeathLD Williams, Outback Jack and Chris Evans are all announced and make their way to the ring. The three men stand in their corners, eyeing one another carefully waiting for the OOWF Onslaught Champion to make her way to the ring. Ravenna Blue is announced and comes to the top of the ramp, and the fans erupt for her. She looks a little surprised by their reaction, then smiles and heads to the ring. Ravenna steps between the ropes and takes the title off and holds it high in the air for everyone to see. Somehow the crowd gets louder. Ravenna hands the title off to the referee and backs into the remaining corner. This is a one fall match, all four are legal at the same time. The champion is at a disadvantage here because she does not have to be pinned to lose the title. The first pin fall or submission wins.
The bell rings and no one moves. The referee calls for the bell a second time and this time LD Williams slowly starts out of the corner toward Ravenna, but he gets blindsided by Chris Evans, who hits a spinning leg lariat that sends LD to the mat. Evans grabs LD by the back of the head and hammers him with forearms to the face. Ravenna steps in to break it up, but Jack comes out of the corner and grabs her from behind and rolls her up for a quick two count. Ravenna kicks out, but Jack springs to his feet and catches her with a boot to the jaw, sending her to the mat. OBJ bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across her chest and covers again and gets another quick two count.
On the other side of the ring, Evans pulls Williams to his feet and BLISTERS him with chops in the corner. Evans sends LD to the ropes and catches him with a spring board back elbow and covers him for a one count. LD gets to one knee and Evans bounces off the ropes and hits a shining wizard that sends LD to the floor. Evans turns around and sees Ravenna kick out at two. He grabs Jack and pulls him to his feet and lands a drop kick to his jaw that sends him out of the ring right next to LD Williams.
On the outside, LD pulls Jack up and the two of them start throwing haymakers. Inside the ring, Evans and Ravenna look at one another, then get a running start and dive between the ropes and take LD and Jack out, then slide right under the bottom ropes back inside and lock up. Ravenna grabs a side head lock, but Evans shoves her to the ropes. Ravenna takes Evans down with a shoulder block, then runs the ropes, Evans pops back to his feet and tries a hip toss, but Ravenna reverses it to an arm drag. Both of them pop right back to their feet and get attacked from behind.
Jack catches Ravenna with a forearm to the back of the head and LD knees Evans in the back, then grabs him and sends him shoulder first into the ring post. Evans falls out of the ring to the floor. Ravenna gets to her feet and Jack clotheslines her over the top rope. Before he can do anything else, LD grabs him from behind and hits a bridging German suplex for a two count.
Jack rolls through and gets to his feet and LD charges and tries a clothesline, but Jack reverses it into a bulldog, rolls LD over and covers, but Ravenna and Evans rush back into the ring and break it up at two. Ravenna pulls Jack to his feet and sends him to the ropes and hits a perfect hurracarana, as soon as she hits the mat, Evans hits a standing moonsault and gets a quick two count on the champ.
Jack and LD pulls Evans off of Ravenna and Jack sends him to the ropes, and catches him on the rebound with a power slam, then LD runs in and drops a knee across his face. Jack covers, but Ravenna hits him with a dropkick to the mouth before the referee can even start the count. LD grabs Ravenna and shoves her back into the corner and unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE beating her down to the mat. Just as LD is about to go in for the kill, Chris Evans runs up behind him and KILLS him with a LUNGBLOWER! Evans moves to cover Williams, but Ravenna grabs him and rolls him into a magistral cradle for a two count. They both spring to their feet and Jack charges in and throws a super kick at Ravenna, but Ravenna ducks and he nails Evans right in the mouth. Evans falls between the ropes to the floor. Jack and Williams pull Ravenna to her feet and send her to the ropes and catch her with a double stomp, then hook her for a double suplex, but stop at the top of the suplex and turn it into a BORDER TOSS! The back of Ravenna’s head SLAMS into the mat and her eyes roll back into her head.
Jack moves to cover her, but LD pulls her off, then he goes in for the cover, but Jack pulls him off as well. The two of them stand nose to nose in the middle of the ring and argue. From behind, Evans leaps onto the top rope and hits a missile dropkick to Jack’s back, Jack and LD crack skulls and both of them fall to the mat. Evans crawls across the ring and covers Ravenna, but she manages to roll her shoulder at two.
LD waits for Evans to stand up, then clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Jack pulls Ravenna to her feet and whips her hard into the corner. He charges in and she catches him with a boot to the gut. Doubled over in pain, Jack walks right into a CANADIAN DESTROYER! Williams gets to his feet, sees Ravenna still in the corner and springs off the ropes to finish her as well, but from the outside Evans low bridges him! LD flips over the top rope to the floor and the two of them brawl around the ring. Meanwhile, Ravenna climbs to the top rope and waits for Jack to get to his feet, then hits the DIAMOND DUST! Ravenna covers and gets one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 13:38 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Ravenna Blue
THE MIDNIGHT SONS vs. TEAM TEAM – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage MatchThe cage has been set up, and this isn’t some wussy old school WWF blue steel cage. This is an old school NWA chain link cage, perfect for turning someone’s face into sausage. The challengers, Team Team – Ecosystem and Tytan are announced first and make their way into the cage. Tytan looks completely calm and waits in the corner. Ecosystem paces around like a, well, like a caged animal. The OOWF World Tag Team Champions The Midnight Sons are announced next and make their way through the crowd to the ring. They hand the titles to the time keeper and step through the door into the ring. The referee goes over the instructions with both teams, there is no escape, the only way to win is via pin fall or submission. Spin and DH confer in their corner and Spin will start things against Eco. The referee calls for the bell, and we are ready to go.
The two slowly circle and lock up, Spin grabs Eco and shoots him into the cage, Eco hits high up on the cage and bounces back, right into a SPINEBUSTER! Spin covers, he is going to try and end this match FAST! But Eco rolls his shoulder at two. Spin pulls Eco to his feet and shoves him into the Sons corner and hammers him with kicks and punches, then tags in DH Magnusson. Maggs comes in and whips Eco across the ring and charges, but Eco moves out of the way and DH crashes into the turnbuckle chest first. As he staggers backward, Eco grabs him and DROPS him to the mat with a Side Russian leg sweep, then reaches out and tags in Tytan while holding DH on the mat.
Tytan comes in and lands a kick to Magnusson’s mouth, then pulls him to his feet and slams the back of his head into the cage. Magnusson staggers forward and Tytan lifts him onto his shoulder and SPEARS him into the cage. Magnusson falls between the cage and the ropes, Tytan holds DH’s face on the cage and tags in Eco, Eco gets a running start and lands a knee to the back of Magnusson’s head, grinding his face into the steel and drawing the first blood of the match.
Eco drags Magnusson into the ring and covers, but only gets a two count when Spin comes in and breaks it up. Eco keeps Magnusson on the mat and lands several knees to the side of his head, then grabs a side head lock. Magnusson shifts his weight and rolls Eco over several times, putting his shoulders on the mat, but he is never able to get more than a three count. Magnusson finally works his way to this feet and sends Eco to the ropes, DH tries a knee to the midsection, but Eco leaps over his knee and tries to roll him up, but DH grabs Eco’s arms and traps him in the gogoplata! Eco frantically tries to escape, trying to reach the ropes. He sinks to one knee and waves frantically and Tytan comes in and stomps Magnusson, breaking the hold.
Tytan’s save brings in Spin, Spin charges in and blindsides Tytan, sending him stumbling to the mat. Spin drags Tytan to the cage and puts his face against the steel and stomps the hell out of it until blood is running down Tytan’s face. Eco gets to his feet and DROPS Spin with a lung blower, but as soon as he hits the mat, Magnusson drops a leg across his chest and tries to hook him in the ANACONDA VICE!
Eco uses his legs to pry Magnusson off of him and traps him in a head scissors, but DH pops out of that, and grabs Eco in an MMA guard position and hammers down on him with fists and elbows, a couple of the shots catch Eco hard and an elbow slices him open. Blood pours from a gash on Eco’s eyebrow, and just when it looks like DH may pound Eco into submission, Tytan runs in and catches him with a kick to the jaw to break the hold.
Eco rolls to the ropes, blood pooling on the mat beneath his head. Tytan leaves the ring and calls for the tag, Magnusson gets to his feet as well and staggers to his corner and makes the tag to Spin. Spin charges in and almost gets to Eco, but Eco leaps and makes the tag to Tytan and the crowd roars. Spin and Tytan meet in the middle of the ring and throw haymakers at one another. Tytan gets the better of the exchange with a rake to the eyes, then tries to whip Spin across the ring, but he reverses it and catches Tytan with a high knee to the jaw. Spin snapmares Tytan to the mat, then kicks the back of his head. Tytan slumps to the mat and Spin covers, but Tytan rolls his shoulder at two. Spin looks annoyed and pulls Tytan to his feet and sends him into all four sides of the cage, as the crowd roars their approval. After the last cage shot, Spin hits an inverted atomic drop on Tytan, then sets him up and hits a PILE DRIVER! Spin covers, but Eco flies into the ring and makes the save at two.
This brings Magnusson into the ring and he attacks Eco. Spin gets to his feet and staggers to the corner and climbs to the top rope and waits for Tytan to get to his feet. When he does, Spin leaps, but Tytan CATCHES him! Tytan reverses it into a TYTAN DRIVER! The crowd is STUNNED! Tytan covers, and DH tries to make the save, but Eco BLASTS him out of nowhere with a SUPERKICK! The referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, THREE! Team Team has won the titles!
WINNERS in 25:25 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Team Team
After the match, Eco and Tytan celebrate with the titles and Spin and DH are about to leave the cage when they are stopped by the champs. Eco and Tytan both offer their hands, and after a pause and rabid cheers from the crowd, Spin and DH accept the handshake, then leave the cage and head to the back through the crowd, leaving the champs alone to celebrate their titles. Ravenna and Crete make their way to the ring and congratulate them. The camera cuts back to the top of the ramp and we see Poe and Stank standing there eyeing the new champions
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match“Rebels of the Sacred Heart” blares over the sound system and Seamus McNasty makes his way to the ring, waves to the fans, then waits in the corner, a ball of energy and fight. “Scarecrow” starts next and Moose slowly makes his way to the ring, grinning at Seamus. The crowd boos Moose loudly, but Moose either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care. Moose rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner. Seamus snarls and starts after him, but the referee gets between them and holds him back. “I Stand Alone” plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling comes out to the stage, accompanied as always by his sister Alexis. Darling soaks up the cheers for a moment before heading to the ring. He steps between the ropes and takes off the OOWF World Heavyweight Title and holds it high in the air, then makes sure he shows it to Seamus and Moose. Moose does not move from his seated position on the mat, and actually looks away when Darling shows him the title, which only serves to annoy the champ.
With the title taken care of, the referee calls all three men to the middle of the ring and goes over the instructions. Moose initially doesn’t move from the corner, but after threats from the ref, he finally slowly gets to his feet and comes to the middle of the ring. Before the referee says a word, Moose sucker punches Seamus, dropping him to one knee. Seamus goes ballistic, the referee calls for the bell, and Moose bails out of the ring. Seamus is nearly frothing at the mouth begging Moose to get back into the ring. Darling takes advantage of his distraction and rolls Seamus up from behind, but Seamus kicks out at two, sending Darling to the ropes. Moose reaches up and low bridges Darling, sending him over the top rope to the floor. When Alex stands up, Moose DROPS him with a hard clothesline. Seamus slides out of the ring and goes after Moose, but Moose slips back into the ring and waits in the middle, challenging Seamus to come in. Seamus is clearly frustrated and sees Darling get to his feet, turns, and drops him with a head butt. Seamus pulls Darling to his feet and sends him hard into the ring steps shoulder first. Darling falls to the floor in pain and Seamus climbs onto the apron glaring at Moose. As Seamus steps between the ropes, Moose slides out of the ring, grabs Darling and peppers him with shots to the face, then hits a short clothesline. Moose pulls Darling up and is about to roll him onto the announce table, when Seamus leaves the ring again and comes after him. Moose waits, then rolls back into the ring and the crowd boos loudly.
Seamus shows his frustration with a couple of hammering shots to Darling, then rolls him back into the ring. As Seamus climbs onto the apron to get in, Moose charges in and hits the ropes and sends Seamus flying off the apron, crashing ribs first into the guardrail. Moose turns to Darling and drops a knee across his throat, and keeps it there until the referee gets to four and threatens disqualification. Moose lets Darling up, then sends him to the corner and charges in, but Darling gets a boot up catching Moose flush on the jaw. Moose spins off of the boot and staggers to the middle of the ring, where Seamus is waiting for him. Moose turns to escape, but Darling explodes out of the corner and KILLS him with a clothesline. Moose pops up and Seamus grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a bicycle kick, but Moose holds on to the top rope and bails out of the ring. Darling hits Seamus from behind and scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then grabs his leg and works a leg lock, all the while daring Moose to get back into the action.
Seamus works his way to the bottom rope and forces the break. Darling keeps the hold locked in for a moment longer, then breaks and gets to his feet and waits for Seamus to get up. Moose slips back into the ring and nails Darling from behind, spins him around and PLANTS him with a DDT! Moose doesn’t even get to cover as Seamus finally gets his hands on him. Seamus pulls Moose up and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. Moose gets to his feet and staggers into the corner and Seamus charges in and crushes him with a clothesline, then grabs him and tries to bulldog him out of the corner, but Davin is back on his feet and POPS Seamus in the mouth with a super kick. Moose staggers and Darling kicks him in the gut and snaps him to the mat, kicks the back of his head, then slams him to the mat and drops a knee across Moose’s face.
Darling keeps Moose on the mat and hammers him with rights and lefts, but Moose worms his way to the ropes and slithers beneath them. Darling gets to his feet and is about to go after him when Seamus grabs him from behind, spins him around, double goozles him and hits a BUBBA BOMB! Seamus covers, but Moose reaches in and grabs Darling by the head and pulls him out of the ring letting him fall headfirst to the floor. Moose gets in a couple of vicious stomps before Seamus is out of the ring after him. Moose takes off and Seamus gives chase, as Moose rounds the corner, he ducks and grabs a chair. As Seamus rounds the corner, Moose JAMS the chair into Seamus’ knee! Seamus falls to the floor grabbing his knee howling in pain.
Moose looks down at Seamus for a moment, kicks his leg, then walks back to Darling. He pulls Darling to his knees and hammers him with closed fist shots to the face, then rolls him into the ring. Moose attacks Darling, pummeling him with punches and kicks, then pulls him to his feet and KILLS him with the RANHEI! Moose doesn’t even cover, instead he hammers Darling with some more shots until Darling is busted open. Moose wipes Darling’s blood onto his hand and grabs Darling’s face and shows him. We hear Moose snarling “any…..time…..I…….want Little Alex.” Moose pulls Darling to his feet and lines him up for a heart punch, but Darling side steps it and KILLS Moose with a release Tiger suplex!
Moose lands on the back of his head and looks dazed. Darling is about to go in for the kill when Seamus climbs back onto the apron. Darling grabs Seamus and suplexes him into the ring. He floats over and covers, but Seamus kicks out at two. Darling moves Seamus into the corner and sets him on the top rope. Darling climbs up for a superplex, but Seamus fights it off, sending him to the mat after a series of head butts. Moose climbs up behind Seamus and locks him for a reverse suplex to the outside, but Seamus fights out of that too, and catches Moose with a brutal elbow to the jaw that sends him off the turnbuckle! Moose crashes back first into the guard rail and falls to the floor writhing in pain.
Seamus stands on the turnbuckle and sizes Darling up, as Darling stands up, Seamus leaps, trying for a double sledge to the head, but Darling sidesteps and Seamus lands on his feet. When he does, his knee buckles a little bit. Darling bounds off the ropes and chop blocks Seamus sending him to the mat, then grabs his legs and locks him in the MONEY CLIP! Seamus tries to hold on, but he can’t make the ropes and that knee could be injured. Moose tries to get back into the ring, but he is moving a little too slowly, and finally Seamus has to tap out!
WINNER in 27:16 – and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Alexander Darling
Darling gets to his feet and Alexis hands him the world title, he no sooner turns around when Moose BLASTS him in the face with a barbed wire baseball bat. Moose stands over Darling, wincing in pain and holding his back. Alexis screams something at Moose, and Moose threatens her with the bat. Moose takes the bat and repeatedly rakes it across Darling’s forehead, drawing copious amounts of blood. Moose then takes the world title and rakes it across Darlings forehead, leaving it covered in blood. Moose drops the title on Darling and once again we hear him way “anytime I want, Little Alex.” Moose rolls out of the ring and the camera focuses on the prone world champion as Alexis kneels over him, and we fade to black.
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