OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Detroit, Michigan
POE & STANK vs. TEXPRESS“God Blessed Texas” comes up over the sound system, and Zane Myers and Chad Madison make their way down the ramp to the vociferous approval of the crowd. They sign autographs for at ringside, taking special care to find those youngsters in Phantos and Lucios masks. After quite some time, the two make their way into the ring with a big roar of approval from the crowd. Fall River's Own Angelo Barros watches with amusement as the two reciprocate their approval for the crowd. Suddenly, the music changes and is replaced with “Misera Cantare”. Stank and Poe appear at the top of the ramp to a strong negative reaction. Stank appears a bit taken aback, but Poe seems to be taking it in stride as they get to the ring. They climb in in a no-nonsense fashion and wait for Barros to ring the bell. Stank and Poe seem to have put their differences aside for this week, and will function as a team. Barros does call for the bell finally, and WE'RE UNDERWAY!
The two teams talk amongst themselves for a bit, and decide who will go first. They decide, and it appears Poe will face off with Zane Myers first. Good, finally. Chad and Stank make their respective ways to the apron, and Poe and Zane lock up. Zane has his way and shoves Poe into a corner. After Barros' urging, Zane is nice enough to give the clean break. Poe rewards him with a kick to the stomach. He follows that up with a kick to the face, and a lightning-quick second rope flying elbow which connects to Zane's temple. Zane drops to a knee. Poe slips out to the apron and hits a Slingshot Leg drop to the back of Zane's head. Poe rolls him over and covers; enough to get a 2 count. Poe regroups and pulls up Zane and locks him in, looking for a potential Brainbuster attempt, but Zane is able to reverse and get Poe on his shoulders in position for the Torture Rack! Poe slips out the back and tries to get away, but Zane catches him and destroys him with a Gutwrench Suplex! Zane takes a knee for a minute to recover as the ring shakes after that impact. Zane re-gathers himself and stalks after Poe, who has regained his senses enough to try to get across the ring to a waiting Stank. Zane is able to cut Poe off however, and rip-off a sick Underhook Suplex toward his own corner. He tags in Madison. Madison climbs to the top rope and Myers gets Poe on his shoulders. Madison takes off and SPEARS Poe off of Zane's shoulders. Madison scrambles back and covers, but can only get a 2 count.
Madison runs to the near ropes and hits a tight Springboard Moonsault and tries to cover again, but he can again only get a 2 count. Madison pulls Poe up and chops him all the way to the corner. He takes a step back and jumps, trying to snap off a Hurricarana, but Poe has the wherewithall to hold Madison's feet, and reverses it into a Sit-Out Power bomb. Both men are down, and Barros is counting. At 6, Poe is up and is crawling across the ring desperate to make a tag. At 7, Madison is doing the same thing, although he doesn't have as far to go. Poe dives and makes the tag to Stank who makes a beeline not for Madison, but for Myers, and clubs him off the apron with a forearm just as Madison was diving for a tag. Stank deftly scoops up Madison and drops him on the top rope via his throat. Stank catches Madison off the rebound and Chokeslams him to the mat. Stank eyes his corner to see Poe's status, and decides it's time for some fun while he's waiting. He locks in Madison and DESTROYS him with a Hellevator! Instead of covering, Stank locks on the SOUTHERN COMFORT, and drags himself over near his corner. Meanwhile, Madison is just howling in pain and trying to get to a rope. Finally, it looks like Poe is ready to go, and Stank tags him in, breaking the hold. Just eye contact between the two, and Poe pulls Madison up as Stank climbs the ropes. This could be it folks! They go for the Dropkick Device. What an insult! But from behind, Poe eats a desperate Missile Dropkick from Myers in the back of the head!
Stank ends up hitting a weak Dropkick on Poe as a result, felling him. Myers tries to cover Poe, the legal man, but Stank breaks it up. Barros requests very nicely that Stank return to his corner and he does so as Myers drags Madison out of harm's way. Myers rushes back to Poe, but Poe greets him with a HIEROGLYPH and consequently drops him to the mat. Barros counts again, and both men again are trying to crawl to their corners. Poe gets to Stank first, and he charges across the ring to get Myers and bends over to pull him up. Out of nowhere, Madison comes off the top rope with a Somersault Leg drop! Stank saw it at the last second (presumably) and dives backward out of the way as Madison's Leg drop connects with the back of Myers' head. Stank PRESS SLAMS Madison out of the ring and pulls Myers up to his feet. Myers fires back on instinct with right hands, rocking Stank. Suddenly, we see Poe drop out of sight, and the camera shows why; Madison yanked his feet out from under him, and Poe smashed his face on the apron. Myers continues to punch Stank, but Stank starts trading punches back. Madison limps around and is able to blind tag himself in...DROPKICK DEVICE sends Stank flying across the ring. Myers, exhausted, hits the mat. Madison limps across the ring and goes to cover Stank, but only Barros sees Poe blind tag in. Poe rips Madison off the cover, and rolls him up..1...2..3! Just as Myers breaks up the pin! Poe and Stank escape!
WINNERS in 14:59 by PINFALL...Poe and Stank!
FIREWOMAN & MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. SEAMUS MCNASTY & OUTBACK JACKOutback Jack and Seamus McNasty come out together, as all tag teams should, to a mix that blends "Thunderstruck" and "Rebels of the Sacred Heart." Kind of like Big Show and Jericho's themes merged together, but done way better than that. They get a nice pop from the crowd, and toast each with Fosters and Smithwick's, respectively. The lights dim, and a big red "V" appears on the OOWFtron. Manson's "Arma-GD-MF-geddon" plays and Moosehead Jack and Firewoman appear at the top of the ramp, soaking in a surprising amount of applause, but then they are in their hometown. And they're close to Bizarro-land (Canada). They're moving a bit slow after the effects of Dance of Death, but pose a bit for the hometown fans anyway. There's some discussion between Moose and Fire about who is going to start first, and Fire insists, so Moose throws up his hands with a "whatever." OBJ to start for the other team and we start with the bell.
OBJ and Fire lock up and he gets her pushed back to the rope easily. It's close enough that Moose can reach out and tag Fire on the back. She glares at him and gives him a "What the fuck?" Moose only smiles, as she makes her exit and he gets in. Meanwhile, OBJ and Seamus stand back, observing, and laughing. The natives in the crowd are getting restless, so Moose and OBJ lock up, and shove each other around the ring for a bit. Moose pushes OBJ off and drives him back with some nice stiff punches (open handed, of course). OBJ takes two of them, but blocks the third, and responds with a hay maker of his own. And another. This time Moose blocks the third, and uses that arm to throw OBJ into the Five's corner. Firewoman puts her arm around his neck from behind, pulling his head back into the ring post in the process as Moose comes in with a lariat. Moose follows up with a kick to the stomach, and then tags Fire in. Fire says "About time" and she enters, snapmaring OBJ out of the corner. She comes behind OBJ with a knee to the back, hard, and plants it there, pulling back on OBJ's chin, driving her knee through. OBJ reaches up to grab her head, but Fire dodges it, releasing her hold. She runs back as OBJ is getting up, hits the ropes and bounces off with a spinning heel kick, driving OBJ back to the rope. She hits the far ropes again and flies, knocking OBJ out of the ring. OBJ hits the floor, but doesn't stay down for long. Fire looks down at him smirking, then goes back again using the ropes for extra velocity, and flies with a suicide plancha, knocking OBJ over. Fire grabs her ribs and gets up slowly, OBJ gets up and rolls back into the ring and tags in Seamus. Firewoman rolls in as well, and heads for her corner, but she's cut off by Seamus.
Seamus grabs Fire by the arm (on sore rib side) and gets it behind her in a hammerlock. Fire struggles to get free, but can't, so she hits her shoulder twice. Seamus changes angle and gets her in a chicken wing and then up and over for a chicken wing suplex. He keeps up the pressure on the arm by swinging it behind her in an armbar, with one foot on the ribs. Ouch. Fire screams and reaches out toward her corner but is still pretty far. Seamus laughs, cranks back harder, and then pulls Fire over by the arm to where OBJ has been waiting. He tags OBJ in, and he takes over on Fire's arm and ribs. He pulls her to her feet, and into a short-armed clothesline. Fire falls to the canvas, and OBJ hits the ropes for a leg drop, but Fire rolls out of the way. OBJ gets to his feet, but Fire is close enough to the ropes that she tags Moose in.
Moose comes in a house o'... uh... Moose. He levels OBJ with a clothesline and then turns for the second but OBJ catches him by the throat and chokeslams. Some well placed stompings happen, and then he drags Moose by the hair (with the referee warning all the way) and drags him to the corner. Fire has recovered on the apron and tries to get in, but the referee turns to escort her out. Moose takes the opportunity to thumb OBJ in the eye, which draws Seamus's protests. The referee turns back around, but too late to actually see it. OBJ can't see either, and tags Seamus in. Seamus comes in with a fury at Moose, and barrels him right into a neutral corner. The referee backs him off, and Moose responds quickly, coming out with a clothesline. He gets Seamus up into position for a pile driver...at least he tries to, but Seamus counters out of it, lifting Moose over and back with a back body drop. He goes for the pin, one..two...but Fire comes in to break up the count. The referee again escorts her out, with a warning to not do it again, which gives Moose an opportunity for a low blow. Seamus grabs the family jewels as Fire smiles and willingly leaves the ring. The referee turns around, and Moose catches Seamus with a DDT. He makes the pin, one...two.....no, Seamus gets a shoulder up. Moose slams it back down and then tries to roll Seamus over into the ji-endo, but Seamus keeps rolling, and gets Moose in a small package. Moose kicks out and the two stand. They lock up again, with some arm cranking and shoulder locking moves. Seamus gets the upper hand and throws Moose to the corner. He bounces out and Seamus gets him over with a quick snap suplex, bridging into a pin for two. Moose's shoulder comes up and Seamus punches him a few times to keep him down, then grabs him by the head, and gets him to his feet. He backs him to the corner, punches him a few more times, and gets him seated on the turnbuckle. Moose is glassy eyed. Seamus turns and gets Moose up high for the Celtic Cross. He holds him up and Fire comes in again to save the day, but she eats a spear from OBJ. Fire crumples, and the two roll outside the ring, OBJ punching all the way. Fire isn't out though, and she punches back hard. While they're brawling, Seamus still has Moose up and then nails the Celtic Cross. He makes the pin while Fire and OBJ are still brawling, one...two...THREE.
WINNERS in 14:44 – Seamus McNasty & Outback Jack
RAVENNA BLUE vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match“Snow White Queen ” blasts over the PA, and the crowd scrambles to their feet to cheer Ravenna Blue. The pyro goes off and she proceeds down the ramp, signing autographs and posing for pictures. She finally gets in the ring, and Ravenna poses some more before her music stops, and is quickly replaced by “Jekyll and Hyde”, and LD Williams stands at the top of the ramp. He gets a pretty pyro display and some quality booing as he makes his way down. He climbs into the ring, and in his typical no-nonsense manner and stands, unblinking, staring up the ramp. The crowd’s cheering has stopped, and they’ve already started cheering, even before “The Trooper” fires up. Once it does, the cheering just intensifies, and even more so when Chris Evans appears at the top of the ramp. He finally climbs into the ring, and looks at Senior Referee Davis Hightower. Hightower holds the Onslaught Championship high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Onslaught Championship. Hightower hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell…WE’RE UNDERWAY!
LD and Ravenna immediately charge Evans, but Evans ducks the Double-Clothesline try, and hits a Double-Clothesline of his own. LD falls, and Ravenna is staggered but still standing. Evans scoops Ravenna and hits a Sidewalk Slam, and immediately covers. LD breaks up the count, but Ravenna was kicking out anyway. LD is about to go after Evans, when Ravenna hits him with a Drop Toe Hold, he rolls LD and covers, and barely gets to 2 before Evans hits a HOGAN LEGDROP to break the count. Evans covers Ravenna, and he kicks out at 2. Evans is back to his feet, and LD rolls him up! THAT gets 2 before Ravenna breaks it up. Ravenna hooks LD’s legs, and THAT gets 2, as LD kicks out. Evans DRILLS Ravenna from behind with a straight kick to the back of the head. Ravenna drops, but LD covers, and he gets 2 before Evans can pull him off. Evans pulls LD up, and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX which sends LD across the ring. Quickly, Evans runs over and covers. That was the first legit 2 count of the match, before Ravenna breaks it up with a kick to Evans’s head. Evans gets heated and gets right in Ravenna’s face, delivering the SLAP OF DISRESPECT! Ravenna smirks and goes to slap Evans back, and instead, she SLAPS LD who was standing behind him. LD spins halfway around, selling the slap, and Evans uses the opportunity to roll up Ravenna! He’s got his feet on the ropes! 1…2…LD barely gets in before 3 to rip Evans off. LD goes to work on Evans, punching away at his face and then smashing the back of his head into the mat. Hightower has to pull LD off of Evans.
LD goes to get back to Evans, when Ravenna rolls HIM up. THAT gets a 2 count, and Ravenna tries to get back on LD, but LD beats him to the punch by getting to his feet quickly. LD blocks a right hand, and delivers a right of his own that smashes Ravenna in the nose and bloodies her. With Ravenna stunned, LD kicks him in the gut, and HITS THE DDT! LD covers! 1…2…NO! Evans delivers a MISSILE DROPKICK to break the count up. Evans turns to LD, and pulls him up, and delivers a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX. Evans goes up top and faces toward the crowd. He takes off for a MOONSAULT and instead EATS A DROPKICK from Ravenna in midair! Ravenna quickly covers! 1…2…LD breaks up the count by pulling Ravenna off. LD isn’t done with Ravenna yet, dropping 2 elbows on Ravenna’s Ankle. Ravenna tries to get up, but LD locks in an ANKLE LOCK before she can! Ravenna is relatively near the ropes, but the ring technician LD Williams is almost totally in the corner, and Ravenna is facing the center of the ring! Ravenna has almost nowhere to go, and looks like she’s pretty close to tapping before LD gets hit with a BLOCKBUSTER, which breaks the hold; and Evans scrambles over to LD. He quickly pulls him up and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX on LD. He SPRINTS to LD, and makes the cover…1…2…thr…Ravenna BARELY breaks it up, and has a tough time following up.
Evans pounces on Ravenna, and starts slugging away with some Greco-Roman punches to the face. In fact, he starts going all “Ralphie from ‘A Christmas Story’” on her, complete with the string of expletives. Ravenna is very bloodied-up at this point, and could probably use a doctor. Well, maybe after the match. Evans pulls Ravenna up, and hooks her in for a POWERBOMB. He’s got Ravenna up, but before he can follow through, he gets SPEARED by LD. Ravenna falls, but it could have been much worse. LD covers and Ravenna is out of position…1…2…Evans kicks out just in time. As Evans instinctively rolls to his stomach, LD takes this opportunity to LOCK ON THE STF! He’s got him, and Evans is in a BAD way here. In fact, LD has him in for a full minute, and Evans looks like he’s going to tap! Just before that happens, Ravenna hits a RUNNING SPLASH that breaks up the count. This time it’s Ravenna in command, and she starts teeing off on LD. She WHIPS LD to the corner, and hits a BIG SPLASH! LD stumbles out, and Ravenna hits DIAMOND DUST and dives for the cover. 1…2…NO! Evans is just able to pull Ravenna off of LD. Evans tries to follow up, but instead Ravenna drags Evans to his feet, and starts punching him in the nose, and now Evans’s sporting the blood too. Ravenna is clearly pissed off and doesn’t seem to be her normal, collected self all of a sudden. In fact, with each punch, she’s talking more and more shit to Evans. Evans’s head is ROCKED with each shot, and he looks like he’s out on his feet. Ravenna hits a TORNADO DDT, and that should be it! 1…2…LD JUST…and I mean JUST stops the count by dragging Hightower out of the way. Ravenna looks up and she can’t believe it.
Ravenna stalks LD, but LD isn’t as hurt as he looks, and he drills Ravenna in the gut. You can almost hear the air leave Ravenna’s lungs. LD jumps to his feet, and tries to kick Ravenna in the head, but Ravenna catches his foot with a smirk. LD smirks back, and NAILS HER WITH AN ENZIGURI! LD hits the near ropes, and drops a BIG ELBOW to the back of Ravenna’s head. LD covers, and this should do it. 1…2…and Evans hits a STANDING 450 SPLASH to break the count! LD can’t believe it, and he and Evans square off. LD tries to punch him, but Evans just grabs LD’s arm, and then GOOZLES him! Evans gets LD up…CHOKE SLAM! Evans covers! 1….2…Ravenna breaks it up with the ol’ reliable Double Axe Handle. Evans LEAPS at Ravenna, and SPEARS her into the ropes! Evans springs up, and hits a CANADIAN CRASH! That’s it! 1…2…but LD LOCKS EVANS IN AN STF! Evans is in big trouble, and, like Ravenna, he’s facing away from the ropes too. LD really has it locked in; and Evans is in HUGE trouble here, having already sat through an STF before. Evans is SCREAMING in pain, but it also seems to be keeping him from tapping too. Eventually, the screaming stops, and Evans is FADING! Evans got his hand up, and he’s going to tap…until Ravenna puts Evans’s hand on the rope! Hightower makes LD break the hold, and he goes right after Ravenna. Ravenna sidesteps him, and LD just misses smashing into the turnbuckle. Ravenna ROLLS HIM UP! 1….2….and Evans kills Ravenna with a SHINING WIZARD! Evans picks up LD, and LAWN DARTS him to the outside. Evans is over to Ravenna now, who is loopy after her kick to the head. He’s got Ravenna up, and gets her into the corner. He gets Ravenna up to the top turnbuckle. He soon joins him, and hooks Ravenna in. Evans leaps, and HITS A GIANT SUPERPLEX! Ravenna is DONE! Evans covers…1…2…and LD DRAGS EVANS OUT OF THE RING!
LD is in beast mode, and he is beating the holy hell out of Evans. Evans is looped, and he gets WHIPPED into the Ring Apron. LD WHIPS him into the STEEL STEPS, splaying them everywhere! LD quickly pulls Evans up, and WHIPS him into the Dawsonvillian Announce Table! LD rolls Evans onto the table. What’s he doing? LD gets on the table, and pulls Evans up. He hooks him in, and NAILS THE DDT THROUGH THE TABLE! Evans is DEAD! LD climbs out of the rubble and heads for the ring. He notices Ravenna is still out. Quickly, LD is over to the cover…1…2…NO! Ravenna kicked out! LD pulls Ravenna up, and WHIPS her to the corner, and follows him in with a Splash. LD climbs the turnbuckles behind Ravenna. LD hits a BLOCKBUSTER! LD wastes no time, and pulls Ravenna up one more time, and tries for the DDT, but Ravenna REVERSES INTO A LUNGBLOWER! LD is now deceased. Ravenna is in no condition to cover, and Hightower doesn’t quite know what to do. Finally, Ravenna drags herself over to the carcass of LD, and drapes an arm over it. 1….2….SHOOTING STAR PRESS from Evans CONNECTS in the nick of time. Evans is bleeding from EVERYWHERE, and looks like he used the last of his energy to pull that move off. All 3 combatants are down, and it’s actually LD who’s up first. He surveys the scene, and decides that Evans looks worse, so he covers…1….2…Ravenna pulls LD off by the back of the head! LD swings at Ravenna, but Ravenna ducks and gets LD up…he HITS A BIIIG BACK BODY DROP! Ravenna covers! 1…2…and Evans has Ravenna in the ANKLE LOCK! Evans is doing the blood-loss-shaky-thing, but it’s not long before he Grapevines the Leg, and Ravenna can’t take much more of this! Much like Evans before, she’s screaming to keep from tapping out! Evans just screams “TAP YOU SON OF A BITCH!” over and over again. Finally unable to stand anymore, Ravenna taps out! Which is all well and good, but by the time that happened, LD was punching away at Evans’s face.
LD just looks crazed, even screaming at one point “WHY DON’T YOU DIE?!?!” Evans doesn’t appear to have his wits about him, so LD decides to cover…1…2…Ravenna limps over and kicks LD in the head! LD is PISSED! LD charges, and is countered with a LUCHA LIBRE ARMDRAG! Undeterred, LD runs at Ravenna again, and Ravenna BACK BODY DROPS LD over the top rope. LD SKINS THE CAT, and lets fly a vicious right hand. Ravenna takes it on the chin, but appears completely unfazed by hit, and hits a DROPKICK on LD which sends LD all the way into the barrier, which is what his head made contact with, and immediately a gash opens up. Ravenna gets to her feet, and Evans ROLLS HER UP! He’s got the tights! He’s got the feet on the ropes! He’s going to steal one…NO! Ravenna SOMEHOW manages to kick out of that! Evans is nonplussed, and Ravenna is pretty much just mad. He runs at Evans, and Evans goes for a Drop Toe Hold, but Ravenna knew it was coming, and jumped. Ravenna tries for a SUPERKICK, but a shocked Evans ducks. Evans plows into Ravenna. The bell suddenly rings and everyone looks confused.
WINNER - 15:00...Time Limit Draw!
TEAM TEAM vs. THE MIDNIGHT SONS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe former OOWF world tag team champions make their way to the ring through the fans and still get a rousing ovation from the crowd. They hop the guardrail and step into the ring ready for action. Your new OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Team Team, is announced and they come to the top of the ramp and get a nice ovation from the crowd. Eco and Tytan make their way to the ring and hand off the titles. Eco looks like he will start things for the champs, and facing him will be Spin Hansen. The referee calls for the bell, and we are ready to go!
Spin and Eco circle and lock up, Eco grabs an arm wringer, but Spin frees himself with a chop across the chest, then sends Eco to the ropes and tries a big boot, but Eco slides under his leg and connects with a Pele kick to the top of Spin’s head that sends him to the mat. Eco covers but only gets a one count. Spin get to his feet and Eco bounds off the topes and tries a cross body block, but Spin catches him and spins him to the mat with a chokeslam. Now Spin covers, but only gets a one count. Spin pulls Eco to his feet and throws him in the corner and tags in Magnusson, DH comes in and hits a series of knees to the gut, then lets Eco fall to his knees, bounds off the ropes and PASTES Eco with a boot to the face that sends him sprawling. DH covers, but Tytan comes in and breaks it up at two.
The referee chases Tytan out of the ring, and while he is Spin comes in and he and DH sends Eco to the ropes, catch him with a double kick to the gut, then take him over with a double suplex. DH covers, and the referee turns around and sees it and hits the mat and counts, but he can only get a two count. Magnusson pulls Eco to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, and Eco catches him with a kick to the jaw standing him up, then bounds off the ropes and takes him down with a Hart Attack clothesline, then tags in Tytan.
Tytan steps between the ropes, measures Magnusson and drops a falling headbutt on him, then covers him for a two count. Tytan pulls DH to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off his shoulders. The crowd cheers for Magnusson and he fights his way to his feet and connects with several elbows to the midsection, then bounds off the ropes, but runs right into an elbow from Tytan. Tytan pulls DH, scoops him up and is going to go for a power slam, but DH slips off his shoulders and hits DREAM STREET! Tytan is trapped and appears to be in trouble, but Eco comes in and connects with a kick to the back of DH’s head that breaks the hold.
This brings Spin into the fray and all four men begin to brawl. The referee tries to maintain order, but Spin and Tytan grab him at the same time and shove him away so they can go back to wailing on one another. The referee is groggy, but calls for the bell, and security, this one has broken down out of control!
WINNERS – No Contest in 10:03
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchConcrete TG strikes a pose at the top of the ramp to a rousing ovation. He marches down the aisle and climbs into the ring, and then poses on all four turnbuckles, playing to the crowd. He removes his cape and runs the ropes to warm up. The lights dim and the Intercontinental Champion, Davin Moreland, steps onto the stage. The crowd roars its approval as Moreland strolls down the aisle. Davin does the double jump of awesomesness and climbs into the ring. Concrete meets him in the center and they stand toe-to-toe. Moreland holds the title in front of the challenger’s face and shakes his head, and hands the belt to referee Davis Hightower. Concrete looks from Davin to the belt and back to Davin and then puts out his hand. Davin takes it and pulls Concrete in close. He growls something into his face and shoves him away. Concrete glares for a moment, and then nods his head, and they start to circle as Hightower calls for the bell.
They lock up, and Concrete snaps Davin over with an armdrag. Davin rolls to his feet and walks into another one. Concrete backs Davin to the ropes and sends him across the ring, and nails a standing dropkick right in the face! Concrete to the ropes – Rolling Thunder! Concrete hooks the leg as he lands, and Hightower makes a two count before Davin kicks out. Davin gets up, glaring, and they circle again. Lockup, and Davin clubs Concrete to the mat. He sends him into the corner and follows, but Concrete dodges. Moreland hits the turnbuckles, and Concrete gets in a couple kicks to the kidneys, and hits a backstabber. Concrete covers, and gets another two.
They lock up a third time, and Davin drives a knee into Concrete’s gut, and then snaps him over with a suplex. Scoop and a slam, followed by kneedrop to the head. Davin rocks the challenger with a series of European uppercuts, and then sends him across the ring and nails a Carbon Footprint! He drags Concrete up and says something, and then plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Davin hits a ridiculously high standing legdrop and covers, but Concrete kicks out at two. Davin drags Concrete to his feet and backs him into the corner. He hits a series of chops, then drives his shoulder repeatedly into Concrete’s midsection. Davin pulls him out of the corner, but puts on the brakes and drives him back in. Concrete grabs the top rope to break his momentum, and kicks his legs back, nailing Moreland in the gut. Moreland staggers back, and Concrete hops to the second turnbuckle and hits a diving clothesline. Concrete rolls to his feet and comes off the ropes with knee to the temple as the champion gets up. Davin staggers and drops to one knee, and Concrete nails a shining wizard. He covers, but Davin kicks out at two.
Both men are up, and Concrete chops Davin, who responds in kind. Davin’s size give him the advantage, and he backs the challenger to the ropes. Davin sends him across the ring, and plants him with a powerslam. Davin bounces to his feet and grabs Concrete’s legs and rolls him into a Boston crab. Concrete struggles, but Davin has it cinched in. Hightower checks, but Concrete refuses to submit. After a long struggle, Concrete manages to drag himself to the ropes, and Hightower calls for the break. Davin lets go, and stomps on Concrete’s back, before lifting him into a long, delayed vertical suplex. He lifts Concrete into an overhead press, going for the elevated Dia – No! Concrete shifts his weight and falls forward, hooking Davin’s head and hitting a Codebreaker! Concrete manages to get up a shade faster than the champion. Long Arm of the Law! Concrete bridges, but Davin kicks out at two
Both men are up, and Concrete rocks the champion with a couple of European uppercuts. He sends him across the ring, but Davin reverses. The champion ducks his head, and Concrete rolls across his back. Davin turns, and Concrete nails him with a flying forearm. Davin is up and Concrete drives a knee into his stomach and spikes him with a DDT. He covers, but Davin rolls a shoulder just before three. Concrete goes to the ropes as Davin gets up – and runs right into a brutal spinebuster. Davin drags Concrete up and sends him into the corner. He lifts the challenger up and sets him on the top turnbuckle, and then climbs up as well. He tries to set up a superplex, but Concrete fights back. They exchange blows, and Concrete knocks Davin to the mat. He leaps – and Davin rolls out of the way of a flying elbow. Concrete slowly gets up, and Davin moves in – Really Good Diamond Cut – Concrete shoves him off.
Both men get slowly to their feet and stagger to the middle of the ring. Davin elbows Concrete in the face and sends him to the ropes. He follows close behind, and Concrete C-T-G’s through the ropes and slams both feet into Davin’s face. Davin staggers, and Concrete rebounds off the ropes, He tries for a clothesline, but Davin snags him and reverses it into a blackhole slam. He hooks the leg, but Concrete rolls a shoulder to escape. Davin drags Concrete up and tries for the Hellevator, but Concrete elbows free. Concrete slips behind Davin, pushes him against the ropes, and rolls him up, but Davin kicks out. Both men roll to their feet and Davin tries for the Diamond Cutter, but Concrete dodges and drops him with an STO. Concrete grabs Davin’s legs and tries to roll him over, but Davin reaches up, hooks his head, and rolls Concrete up. Hightower slides into position and counts the three.
WINNER, in 17:27, and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Davin Moreland.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchAlexander Darling’s new edict about giving new challengers a chance begins in earnest tonight as he defends the OOWF World Title against a relative newcomer in the OOWF who has been making waves since his debut. The former Onslaught Champion, Matt Folz has had a lot to say about Alexander since his debut and attacked him during the WarGames match a few months back to send that message even clearer. But since then, both have had more important things to deal, Alexander with winning the OOWF Title and Folz has had serious issues with Firewoman, but both of those things are now in the past and it’s time to settle the score in the ring. “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” begins to play and Matt Folz steps out from the back. He doesn’t look to be at 100% after the brutal match with Firewoman at Dance of Death, but he does look intently focused as he makes his way down to the ring and ignores the somewhat mixed reception here. He gets in the ring and stares down the aisle awaiting the champ and making the me wanty belt motion. After a few seconds, the crowd erupts as Godsmack’s “I Stand Alone” kicks in and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion makes his way out from the back. Alexis by his side as always and he walks down to the ring carrying the belt over his shoulder. The Darlings get into the ring and do their typical posing before meeting in the center of the ring with Davis Hightower and Matt Folz. Hightower goes over the rules and shows the belt to the fans while the trash talk between Folz and Darling reaches a pinnacle. Alexis finally grabs the belt and heads to the outside and we’re underway here for the belt.
Folz and Darling are nose to nose in the center of the ring and the trash talk seems like it’s about to reach a boiling point and finally MF has had enough and pie-faces Alexander. AD turns his head and smirks knowing he got under Folz skin and he gets right back in Matt’s face, but MF is there and hip tosses Darling to the mat. Darling hops back to his feet and charges Folz who goes for another hip toss, but this time Darling is able to block it and he hits a hip toss of his own. This time Folz hops back to his feet and charges at Darling who attempts a deep arm drag, but Folz counters and takes Darling down with a sweep and attempts to work on the mat, but Darling gets back to his feet and takes Folz down with a sweep of his own and rolls right into a la magistral cradle for a 1 count. Folz quickly rolls out and gets Darling in a roll-up of his own for a 1 count, and both men are countering move after move into pin falls until both hop up and they get the indy wanker counter move applause. But MF wants none of that and charges at Darling once again, but this time Darling is still a step too quick and hits a drop toe-hold that sends Folz crashing face first into the corner. And as soon as Folz turns around, AD catches him flying in with a dropkick that rattles him and MF falls to the mat. Darling wastes no time taking advantage as he lifts Folz up and takes him back down with a scoop slam. Darling stays in control for the next few minutes before he makes a crucial mistake by bringing Folz up to the top rope. It looks like he was going for the Darling Bombshell, but Folz still had way too much fight in him and it was countered into a big superplex for Folz.
MF tries to take advantage and goes for the cover, but Darling gets a shoulder up at two. Matt isn’t going to let this advantage go as he really starts working on Darling and tries to keep him down on the mat. Folz starts throwing suplex after suplex against Darling and the champ looks like he’s in a bit of trouble. Folz is still moving slower than normal, but it looks like the adrenaline is kicking in as he lifts Darling…SLINGSHOT SUPLEX and Folz rolls right through and hooks the leg. Hightower makes the count, but again it gets only two. Folz looks frustrated as he knows he doesn’t have it in him to go for a long match and he’s trying everything to put Darling away early. He tosses Darling to the outside and before Alexis can get there to look after her brother, Folz has slingshot himself over the top and lands a cross body on Alex. And now he’s going to work on the outside trying to weaken Darling as he sends him crashing into the steel steps. Folz slides back into the ring to break the count before heading right back to the outside and wrapping Darling’s arm around the ring post. Folz is really on the attack as he starts slamming Darling’s arm over and over and over again into the post. But it looks like he goes to the well once too often as Alex fights through and pulls Folz and slams his face into the post. Now it’s Darling’s turn to slide into the ring to break the count as Folz tries to shake the cobwebs loose. He starts walking around the ring, but he doesn’t notice Darling getting his momentum going and as soon as Folz turns around he sees Darling flying…TOPE CON HILO and Darling winds up on his feet and the crowd goes nuts.
Darling slides Folz back into the ring and goes to follow him back in, but Folz is back up and kicks the ropes into the naughty bits of Alex. AD crumbles back into the ring and Folz goes for the small package rollup…One, Two, and Darling kicks out. And both men get back to their feet and are no just slugging it out in the center of the ring, but Alex gets the advantage as Folz looks to be busted open and dripping blood. Hightower has to push Darling back to check on Folz to see if he can continue, but MF is having none of that and pushes Hightower away and charges at Darling, but Darling sees him coming and plants a boot right into his midsection. He lifts Folz up…BRAINBUSTER and he nails it. But Darling isn’t done as he works through the combo and he flips Folz onto his stomach, he locks the legs…MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP slams Folz face first right into the mat. And Darling looks to complete the combination as he heads up to the top rope…DARK DARLING RISING, but it MISSES as Folz is barely able to roll out of the way. Hightower begins his count and gets to 7 before Folz finally drags himself to his feet and Darling just a second later. They meet in the center of the ring once again, but Folz gets the advantage this time as he slides behind Darling and locks his arms…TIGER SUPLEX. Folz bridges…
One…
Two…
No…Darling gets a shoulder up, but Folz feels this is the time to press the advantage as he lifts AD up and sends him crashing into the corner. He follows up with a hard clothesline and snap mares Darling back to the center of the ring and plants a hard kick right into Darling’s back. He lifts Alex up once again and hits THE THREE AMIGOS in quick succession and places Darling in the center of the ring. Folz looks to be going high-risk as he climbs the turnbuckles. He leaps off with the SWAN DIVE HEADBUTT, but it looks like Darling counters it and he looks to lock in the DARLING VICE. But Folz is fighting it and he looks to be fighting out of it, and he gets to his feet and he goes right for Darling’s ankle as he looks to lock in the ANKLE LOCK. This time it’s Darling’s turn to fight and counter as he sends Folz to the corner. Darling gets to his feet just as Folz charges him and AD goes for the back body drop, but MF gets enough height and he lands on his feet behind Darling and he grabs him…it’s the FOLZMISSION. And he’s got in synched in. This could be it as they drop to the mat and Darling is in serious trouble. Folz has this submission really locked in. Alex is really trying to fight his way towards the ropes, but Matt is really fighting to keep him in the center of the ring. It looks like it might be over as Alex is fading. Hightower keeps checking to see if Darling is awake…he checks the arm…
Once…
Twice…
Thri…No, Darling gets one last burst of adrenaline and rolls towards the ropes and he grabs a hold of the bottom rope. Folz is furious as he thought that was it. We’ve hit the 30-minute mark here and stamina is going to become an issue, but right now it’s Darling who is in trouble as Folz lifts him back up and he looks to lock in the FOLZMISSION again, but Darling fights it and flips Folz over. AD quickly lifts Folz back up and goes deep into his bag of moves and he pulls out a Tyler Black special and takes Folz down with the GOD’S LAST GIFT. He has the leg hooked…
One…
Two…
Thr…No, Folz gets his shoulder up. But Alex isn’t done as he sends Folz to the ropes and looks to catch him coming off with a release German suplex, but MF blocks it and he locks in Alexander’s arms and neck…ARM AND NECK FOLZ PLEX. He quickly gets down to make the cover…
ONE…
TWO…
THRE…NO, NO, NO. Alex barely gets his shoulder up. And Folz is really frustrated now and he tries to think of what to do next. He rolls Darling over onto his stomach and it looks like he’s going for the STF, but once again Darling fights out of it and sends Folz to the mat himself. Both men get back to their feet and Folz sends Darling into the corner and looks to follow him in with a clothesline, but AD is able to move out of the way and he hits the ropes just as Folz turns around…MAFIA KICK sends Matt sprawling to the mat. Darling looks like he’s going for the finish as he lifts Folz up to his feet and both men look to be fighting for position. Folz gets behind Darling and looks to be going for a DRAGON SUPLEX, but Darling fires some elbows and before anyone even realizes what’s happening, Alex has gotten Folz lifted up onto his shoulders, he places the hand across his throat…DARLING DRIVER connects and Folz is in SERIOUS trouble. Darling quickly follows up as he rolls Folz over and he has the DARLING MONEY CLIP locked in. It’s in the center of the ring. Folz is dripping blood and he can’t reach the ropes. Darling is really leaning back and there’s nothing Folz can do, but he refuses to give up. Alex keeps wrenching back and the blood pours even faster…and finally that’s enough as Folz has passed out…Hightower has no choice but to call for the bell.
WINNER in 36:11 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion…ALEXANDER DARLING!
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