OOWF End of Days 5 PPV
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MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Invitational FinalsThis is the finals of the 2010 OOWF Invitational tournament. The winner of this match gets a guaranteed shot at the OOWF World Heavyweight Title. Firewoman is announced first and comes out to a chorus of boos from the crowd. She ignores them and heads to the ring. Matt Folz is announced next, and while he gets fewer boos, he doesn’t exactly get a lot of cheers either. The two competitors meet in the middle of the ring. It was just a month ago that they tried to bleed one another to death, will this be their final showdown? The referee goes over his instructions, and has to know that they will be mostly ignored anyway, then calls for the bell, and folks we are UNDERWAY!
The two bitter enemies meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Folz immediately catches Fire with a knee to the gut and snap mares her to the mat. Folz hits the ropes and tries a kick to her back, but Fire rolls out of the way and gets to her feet. When Folz turns around, Fire grabs him and takes him to the mat with a double leg take down. Fire gets back to her feet and grabs Folz’s leg and hammers at his hamstring with kicks. Fire wrenches the ankle and tries to turn Folz over into an ankle lock, but Folz spins out of it and sends Fire to the mat. Both are quickly back to their feet and Folz charges and tries to throw a right, but Fire blocks it and drops Folz to his knees with a headbut to the face. Fire grabs Folz by the head and PLANTS him on the mat with a short DDT. Fire rolls him over and covers, but Folz kicks out before the one count.
Fire pulls Folz to his feet and sends him into the corner and heads in after him, but Folz catches Fire with an elbow to the jaw, then grabs her and hits a choke slam, but drops her across his knee. Folz keeps Fire there stretching her back over his knee, this can’t be good for Fire’s perpetually damaged ribs. Fire winces in pain but refuses to quit. After a long bit of torture, Folz shoves Fire off his knee to the mat, holds her down, and drives several knees into her side. Fire tries to roll out of the ring, but Folz grabs her and pulls her back in and covers, but Fire kicks out before the two count.
Folz pulls Fire to her feet, grabs an arm wringer, then pulls her into a short arm clothesline, but doesn’t let go of her arm, instead he pulls her up and hammerlocks her arm and PLANTS her on the mat with a hammerlock DDT. Folz rolls Fire over and covers again, and once again Fire kicks out before the two count. Once again Fire tries to roll out of the ring to collect, but Folz grabs her and locks her in a sitting abdominal stretch, driving his elbow into Fire’s ribs. Fire has a look of pure hate on her face when the referee asks her if she wants to quit. Fire slowly works her way to her feet and hip tosses Folz out of the move. Fire stomps on Folz’s face, then rubs her boot across his eyes. Folz writhes in pain and Fire grabs her ribs for a moment, but that only seems to make her angrier than she already is.
Folz gets to his feet and Fire shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops to the chest. By the time Fire is done, Folz’s chest is peppered with bloody welts. Fire tries to whip Folz across the ring, but he reverses it and Fire heads into the corner chest first. Fire slams into the turnbuckle, Folz grabs her from behind and hits a bridging German suplex for a two count.
The match continues back and forth for another 45 minutes, neither competitor can maintain an advantage for long. Fire has been working on Folz’s neck, trying to weaken him for the Firestomp/Cattle Mutilation combo while Folz has been working Fire’s back and ribs the whole match. Folz has taken several brain busters, DDT’s and neck locks while Fire has been brutalized with backbreakers and suplexes. We have about ten minutes left in the sixty minute time limit and Folz is flat on his back in the middle of the ring, and Fire is struggling to stand up in the corner. Folz tried a high risk move, but Fire caught him on the top rope and threw him across the ring.
Fire walks to the middle of the ring and lifts Folz up and hits a PILEDRIVER! Folz’s neck contorts awkwardly as he bounces off the mat. This has to be it. Fire covers, one, two, thre….NO! Folz rolls his shoulder! Fire gets to her feet and heads to the corner for a BEST FIRESAULT EVER but Folz gets to his feet and catches her on the top rope and drops her with a TOP ROPE OLYMPIC SLAM! Both remain down on the mat staring at the ceiling while the referee starts the standing ten count.
Folz gets to one knee at seven, Fire manages to stand at nine. These two are just about out on their feet, but have put on such a great, and surprisingly clean, technical match, that the fans have momentarily forgotten that they hate them both and are cheering the match. Fire grabs Folz in a side head lock, Fire sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Folz ducks it and hits the far ropes. Fire manages to throw a drop kick that catches Folz right on the jaw, sending him right back to the mat. Fire bounces off the ropes and hits a front flip leg drop across the back of Folz’s head. Fire slowly gets to her feet and grabs Folz’s arms and has him set up for the FIRESTOMP! Just before Fire can hit it, Folz pushes himself forward and rolls out of it, hooking his legs under Fire’s arms and rolls her to the mat, grabs her legs and gets the one, two, three! Fire kicks out a second too late!
WINNER in 58:44 – Matt Folz
After the match, Folz struggles to his feet and waits for Fire to get up. True to his word, Folz offers his hand to Fire. Fire glares at him and the crowd is basically silent in curiosity. Finally Fire reaches out and sarcastically slaps his hand away, then falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.
RAVENNA BLUE vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF Onslaught Championship Three Way DanceThe challengers are announced and make their way to the ring. Concrete TG and LD Williams, two of the OOWF’s longest tenured wrestlers, get decidedly different reactions from the crowd. Crete gets a heroes welcome, while LD is booed because of his association with The Five. Both men are wrestling for something important tonight. Should either of them win the title, they will become only the third ever Grand Slam Champion, behind Moosehead Jack and Chris Cole. That means they will have held every major title in the OOWF. The OOWF Onslaught Champion is announced and she makes her way to the ring, it is clear by the look on her face that she knows the titanic task ahead of her. Ravenna steps between the ropes and offers her hand to Crete, who shakes it eagerly. Ravenna then turns to LD Williams and extends the same courtesy, LD hesitates at first, then shakes her hand quickly. Ravenna hands off the title and we are ready to go.
The bell rings and Crete and Ravenna move toward one another. The long time teammates eye one another, and then look at Williams. Williams knows he is outnumbered, so he remains where he is in the corner. Crete and Ravenna then break from the middle of the ring and charge the corner, and double monkey flip LD out. They get to their feet quickly and double drop kick LD over the ropes to the floor. They immediately turn to one another and lock up, but Crete takes Ravenna to the mat and grabs an arm bar. Ravenna pops right to her feet and backs Crete against the ropes and sends Crete across the ring. Ravenna ducks and Crete leap frogs her, then on the second rebound, Ravenna drops to the mat, Crete steps over her, and gets nearly decapitated from a clothesline from LD Williams. LD drops an elbow down across the back of Ravenna’s neck and traps her in the cross face! LD is going for a fast win here. He pulls back on Ravenna’s head, but she doesn’t tap. Finally Crete gets back to his feet and catches LD with a kick to the ribs breaking the hold.
Crete pulls LD to his feet, scoops him up and runs him into the corner, hanging him in the tree of woe. Ravenna gets to her feet and charges into the corner and hits a perfect delayed drop kick to LD’s face. As Ravenna gets back to her feet, Crete grabs her from behind and rolls her up for a two count. Ravenna springs to her feet and Crete sends her to the ropes, but Ravenna springs off the middle rope and catches Crete with an elbow to the jaw. LD Williams is back on his feet and grabs Crete and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then turns on Ravenna and catches her with a spear that drives her to the mat. LD gets to his feet and repeatedly drops knees across the back of her head, then pulls her up and hits a snap suplex, floats over and covers, but Ravenna kicks out at two.
LD pulls Ravenna to her feet, then drops her right back to her knees with a headbutt right between the eyes. LD turns to run the ropes, but Crete is waiting on the top rope and catches LD with a cross body block for a two count. Ravenna pulls Crete up and lifts him up and drops him across his knee, LD Williams runs the ropes and drops an elbow across Crete’s chest. Crete spins to the mat and Ravenna covers, but LD grabs her legs at two and pulls her off of Crete at two and traps Ravenna in a Boston crab. Ravenna grunts in pain, but she is a long long way from the ropes. Just when it looks like Ravenna might tap out, Crete runs the ropes and catches LD with a shining wizard to the back of the head sending him to the mat face first. Crete springs off the middle rope and lands a moonsault on Ravenna, rolls her over and covers, but Ravenna kicks out at two.
Crete pulls Rav to her feet and sends her to the ropes, but Ravenna runs up the ropes and is about to hit a moonsault of her own when LD gets back to his feet, charges the corner and shoves Ravenna off the top rope. Ravenna slams into the guard rail shoulder and throat first. Her head snaps back and she falls to the floor. Inside the ring, LD turns his attention to Crete and the two of them meet in the middle of the ring and trade punches, which gets both of them a warning from the referee.
Concrete TG and LD Williams have their first warning. The warning throws Crete a bit and LD catches him with a kick to the gut then plants him with a gut wrench power bomb. LD covers, but Crete kicks out at two.
LD pulls Crete to his feet and shoves him into the corner and lifts him onto the top rope. LD climbs up after Crete and hooks him for a superplex. As he is setting Crete up, Ravenna climbs onto the apron and starts climbing the same corner. Just as LD is about to suplex Crete off the top rope, Ravenna leaps and flips over LD’s back! LD suplexes Crete, but gets rolled up with Ravenna’s sunset flip as well! The crowd pops big for that, and groans when LD kicks out at two, rolls to his feet, grabs Ravenna’s legs and snaps her into the SHARPSHOOTER! Ravenna frantically reaches for the ropes, and just manages to make it.
Ravenna Blue has used her first rope break.Ravenna pulls herself up in the corner and slumps against the turnbuckle. LD gets up and starts to move toward her, but Crete BLINDSIDES him with a super kick! LD’s head snaps back, and he hits the ropes and falls to the mat. Crete then turns and charges into Ravenna’s corner, but Ravenna gets her boot up and catches Crete right on the jaw. Crete staggers, but Ravenna grabs her and hits the DIAMOND DUST! Crete is out! Ravenna gets to her feet and starts toward Crete for the cover and LD runs in and catches her with a boot to the gut doubling her over, then hits the CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD Williams falls on Ravenna and covers, hooking her leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE! HE DID IT!
WINNER in 13:31 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – LD Williams
The announcer announces the verdict, and tells the crowd that with this title win, LD Williams has become only the third man in OOWF history to hold all the major titles, making him just the third Grand Slam Champion. The crowd shows their respect and cheers LD. Poe, Stank, Moose and Fire come to the ring and congratulate LD. Crete and Ravenna are on their feet, and despite being outnumbered, they walk up to LD and both offer their hands. LD shakes them and they leave the ring, this is not a moment for sneak attacks. The crowd actually cheers more after this show of sportsmanship. The rest of the Five leave the ring leaving LD to his moment, and then we see the locker room empty, both heels and faces, and they stand at the top of the ramp and applaud LD’s accomplishment. The celebration continues for a few more minutes, then everyone heads to the back. LD heads up the ramp with the rest of his Five members, and we get on with the show.
TEAM TEAM vs. TEXPRESS vs. DH MAGNUSSON & OUTBACK JACK vs. POE & STANK – OOWF World Tag Team title matchAll four teams go through their announcements and make their way to the ring. The OOWF World tag team champions, Team Team – Ecosystem and Tytan are our last. They step between the ropes and both head to their corner. Only two men will be legal at any given time, and partners can not be in the ring against one another at the same time. Team Team leave the ring and wait on the apron, forcing someone else to start the match. Outback Jack steps between the ropes and calls Stank to the middle of the ring.
Outback Jack and Stank go nose to nose violently arguing, presumable about the legitimacy and merits of Shakespeare’s works. Or maybe they just don’t like one another. Predictably, words quickly turn to fists, and Jack gets the better of the exchange and sends Stank to the ropes and catches him with a big fist to the gut doubling Stank over. Jack hits the ropes again and drops Stank to the mat with a fameasser. He tags in DH Magnusson in and Mags pulls Stank to his feet and catches him with several right crosses to the jaw, then pushes him into the Drink & Destroy corner and follows him in with a big running elbow. Stank staggers and DH pulls him out of the corner and tags Jack back in. DH tries to lift Stank into a pile driver while Jack goes to the top rope! Stank backdrops DH and he hits the ropes, crotching Jack on the top rope. Stank reaches out and tags in Ecosystem.
Eco runs to the corner and climbs the ropes and hits a big superplex on Jack, floats over and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Both men get to their feet and Jack grabs a side head lock, which Eco reverses into a belly to back suplex, folding Jack in half. Eco pulls him up again and sends him to the ropes. As Jack passes, Zane Myers tags himself into the match. Jack leapfrogs Eco and hits the opposite ropes, Eco tries a drop kick, but Jack holds onto the ropes and Eco crashes to the mat. Just then, Myers comes off the top rope with a diving headbutt! Myers covers Eco, but Tytan breaks it up at two.
As the referee is getting Tytan back to his corner, Myers grabs Eco by the throat, lifts him into the air and drives him to the mat in a pinning position, but the referee takes a few extra seconds getting Tytan out of the ring and by the time he turns around to count the pin, Eco kicks out at two. Myers is up first and wrings Eco’s arm, then lifts him straight in the air, trying for a submission, but Eco doesn’t quit. Myers wrings the arm again and tags in Madison. Chad climbs to the top rope and drops a double axe handle down across Eco’s shoulder. Eco tries to crawl away, but Madison rolls him up in a magistral cradle for a two count. This time Eco manages to crawl to a corner and tags in Poe.
Poe steps over the top rope and lunges at Madison, but he rolls under his grasp, gets to his feet behind the big man and catches him with a drop kick on the jaw that rock him, but doesn’t send him down. Madison hits a second drop kick with the same result. This time Madison bounds off the ropes and tries a cross body block, but Poe catches him! Before Poe can break him in half, Myers steps into the ring and drop kicks his partners back, sending both men to the ground. Madison gets a one count, but Poe kicks out with enough authority to send Madison right to his feet. Chad waits for Poe to get to his feet, then leaps on his shoulders trying for a hurracarana, but Poe catches him and PLANTS him on the mat with a CRUCIFIX BOMB! Poe covers, but Myers comes in and breaks it up at two.
Poe gets to his feet and scoops Madison off the mat, then throws him over his shoulder and hits a SIT OUT PILEDRIVER! Poe covers Madison, but once again Myers makes the save. Poe complains to the referee and the ref backs Myers back to his corner. While he is doing that, Poe throws Madison into the Five corner and Stank wraps the tag rope around his throat while Poe grabs his legs and lifts him off the mat. The referee turns around and Stank lets go of the rope and Madison crashes to the mat. Poe keeps hold of his legs and pulls him to the middle of the ring and starts a GIANT SWING! Poe spins around several times, then lets Madison go. He helicopters into the Team Team corner, luckily for him, and Tytan tags himself in.
Poe drops to one knee, a little dizzy from the swing himself, and Tytan charges in and catches him with a boot to the face that sends Poe to the mat. Tytan stands over his former tag partner for a moment, then drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but Poe kicks out at two. Tytan pulls him up and grabs him in a bear hug and throws Poe with a release belly to belly suplex. Poe lands hard on the back of his head, gets to one knee, reaches out and tags in Outback Jack. Jack comes into the ring and avoids a clothesline from Tytan, hits the ropes and takes him to the mat with a Thesz Press! Jack lands a series of rights upside Tytan’s head, until Tytan throws him off. Jack tags in DH Magnusson and they both run the ropes and hit the DINGO ELIMINATION on Tytan! Tytan is cut in half! Magnusson covers, but Eco races into the ring and breaks it up at two, saving the match and the titles for his team.
Magnusson pulls Tytan to his feet and snaps him to the mat. He bounces off the ropes and hits the Mr. Perfect neck breaker, folding Tytan in half and bouncing his head off the mat. Magnusson tags Jack back into the match and OBJ climbs to the top rope and DH throw him off at Tytan, and Jack drops a knee across his chest! Bombs Away! Jack covers Tytan, but once again, Eco breaks it up at two. The referee gives Eco the business while Jack tires to pull Tytan to his feet. With the referee once again distracted, Tytan hits a low blow on Jack. Jack doubles over in pain and Tytan manages to tag in Stank. Stank comes in and tries a stomp on Jack’s face, but Jack rolls out of the way. Stank tries it again, and again, and again, but each time Jack moves at the last moment. Jack fights to one knee and fires several rights and lefts into Stank’s midsection, then gets to his feet and bites him! Stank grabs his face and staggers blindly around the ring. Jack rebounds off the ropes and takes Stank to the mat with a bulldog, rolls him over and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Jack pulls Stank up again and tries to whip him into the D&D corner, but Stank doesn’t budge, instead he pulls Jack back to him and nearly takes his head off his shoulders with a forearm to the jaw. Stank staggers back a few steps and Zane Myers tags himself into the match. Stank glares at Myers, but he doesn’t seem to care.
Myers pulls Jack up and grapevines the arms and hits a PEDIGREE! He rolls Jack over and covers, but Jack shoots his arm up at two and nine tenths. Myers reaches back and tags in Madison, then lifts Jack onto his shoulders. Myers moves to the corner and they hit a sort of DDT/Death Valley Driver! Jack may be dead. Seriously. Myers covers, but somehow Jack rolls his shoulder again! Madison can’t believe it. He waits for Jack to get to his feet, then springs off the middle rope and tries a springboard DDT, but Jack catches him, in an inverted atomic drop, then kicks him, hooks him, CHOMP! But Jack can’t take advantage of it! Both men are down and the referee starts his count. The ref gets to eight before they are both up. Jack staggers to his corner and tags in Magnusson. DH comes in and grabs Madison and whips him to the ropes. Poe nails Madison with a forearm to the back of the head, which counts as a tag, but DH doesn’t see. Madison staggers, DH catches him with a knee to the gut, hooks him and traps him in the DREAM STREET! The referee is trying to explain that Madison is no longer the legal man, but before he can, Poe comes in and MURDERS DH with a HIEROGLYPH to the back of the head! Poe falls on Magnusson and hooks the leg, Stank comes in and keeps Jack from interfering and Poe gets the three count. {b]Outback Jack & DH Magnusson are eliminated[/b]
The match immediately continues and Eco comes in and grabs Poe and runs him to the corner and hits SLICED BREAD! Eco covers Poe hoping for a quick pin, but Poe rolls his shoulder before the three. Eco waits for Poe to get to his feet and hits a spinning heel kick to his jaw that sends him to the ropes, where Poe gets trapped between the top and middle ropes! Eco rushes in and hammers a helpless Poe with rights and lefts to the face. Finally the referee steps in and frees Poe from the ropes. Eco drop toe holds him to the mat, then tags in Myers. Eco grabs Poe’s arms and pulls him back and Myers comes off the ropes with a drop kick to Poe’s face. Myers covers Poe, but before he leaves the ring, and before the referee can even make a one count, Eco kicks him on the back of the head breaking it up.
Myers looks at Eco clearly annoyed, but doesn’t lose focus on Poe. He pulls the big man to his feet and shoves him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a SPINEBUSTER! Myers goes to the ropes and tries a moonsault, but Poe gets his knees up and Myers crashes and burns. Poe struggles to his feet and pulls Myers up and throws him into the Five corner. Poe tags in Stank and Stank comes in and beats Myers to the mat with kicks and punches. The big man takes a few steps back and charges in and catches Myers with a knee to the face. A dazed Myers falls to the mat in pain. Stank drags him to the middle of the ring and drops a leg across his chest and covers, but Myers kicks out at two. Stank waits for Myers to get to his feet, then runs the ropes, but Myers was playing possum! He catches the big man with a POWERSLAM! Myers covers and gets the one, two, three! Wait, NO! The referee sees Stank holding onto the bottom rope! It doesn’t count! Myers can’t believe it! Myers pulls Stank up and goozles him, and drives him to the mat with a choke slam (but not a huge one, Stank is a big guy after all). Myers tags Madison in, and Chad goes to the top rope, steadies himself, and hits a PERFECT 360 splash! Madison covers, hooking the leg, but Poe comes in and stops the three count at two, pulling Madison to his feet and smashing him in the face with another headbutt. Madison drops to one knee as the ref escorts Poe out of the ring.
Stank struggles to one knee and Madison gets to his feet, before he can attack, Eco reaches out and tags himself into the match. Madison protests it loudly, but the referee has no choice but to allow it. Eco runs in and takes Stank to the mat with a swinging clothesline. Eco rolls right to his feet and climbs to the top rope, and hits a double foot stomp to Stank’s abdomen! Stank grabs his chest in pain, and Eco tags in Tytan. Tytan comes into the ring and splashes Stank and covers, but Stank pushes him off at two. Stank needs to get out of the ring NOW!
Tytan pulls Stank to his feet and Stank rakes his eyes. Stank staggers a bit and tags in Myers. Myers comes in and clips Tytan’s leg, sending him to the mat. Myers pulls Tytan to his feet, but Tytan stuns him with a STUNNER! Myers falls to the mat, and Tytan gets to his feet and tags in Ecosystem, then pulls Myers to his feet. Eco climbs to the top rope and leaps trying for a BLOCKBUSTER but Myers moves before Tytan can, and Eco hits the move on his own partner! Eco gets to his feet and looks horrified, while he is distracted, Myers reaches out and tags in Madison, Madison springs to the top rope. Myers lifts a stunned Eco onto his shoulders and Madison leaps, DROPKICK DEVICE! Madison covers and gets the one, two, THREE! We are going to have new tag team champions!
Team Team is eliminatedPoe and Stank immediately charge into the ring and attack Texpress from behind. Poe grabs Madison, who is the legal man, and sends him onto the corner shoulder first. Madison slams into the ring post and falls to the mat. Stank and Myers duke it out, and Myers is getting the upper hand, then he is attacked from behind by Poe. The two big men double goozle Myers and CHOKESLAM HIM TO HELL! Stank pulls him up and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Poe leaves the ring and waits for Myers to get to his feet, then hits a running knee to the back that sends Myers face first into the ring post. Myers hits the floor, and we can see, he has been split wide open.
Inside the ring, Stank pulls Madison up off the mat and scoops him up, throws him over his shoulder, then drops him onto his knee with a shoulder breaker. Madison hits the mat and grabs his shoulder in pain. Stank is not done though, he wraps his massive legs around Madison’s arms in a figure four arm bar and falls to the mat trying to break Madison’s arm and get the submission. Madison howls in pain, but refuses to give up. He works around until Stank’s shoulders are on the mat and gets a two count. Stank rolls his shoulder, but does not release the hold. Finally he gets close enough to the ropes to get one foot on the middle rope, forcing the break. Stank pulls him to his feet, and Madison tries a kick but Stank catches his foot. Madison counters with an enzuguri, then crawls over to his corner for a tag, but Madison is still on the floor, on his hands and knees, blood pouring off his head.
Stank tags in Poe, and Poe comes in and pulls Madison away from his corner and sends him to the ropes and KILLS him with a double sledge to the chest. Madison collapses to the mat and Poe covers and gets a two count. Somehow Madison rolls his shoulder. Poe is toying with his prey right now, Selena looks on approvingly from ringside. He kicks Madison to the mat a few times as he tries to get up, then lets him stand and traps him in the ASP LOCK! Poe has such a size advantage that Madison starts to fade quickly. Madison uses all his strength to struggle to the corner, he pushes off the middle rope and sends both of them to the mat. Poe keeps the hold on though, but Madison rolls through and has Poe’s shoulders on the mat and gets a two count! Poe breaks the hold and Madison dives to his corner, but Myers is just now trying to pull himself to the apron. Madison encourages his partner, and they are about to tag, but just as Myers pulls himself onto the apron, Poe grabs him from behind and hits a release German suplex that sends Madison across the ring.
The crowd boos The Five loudly, but Poe and Stank just smirk and ignore the taunts. Poe pulls Madison up and throws him into the corner and tags in Stank. Stank comes in and drives several shoulder blocks into Madison’s mid-section, then wrings his arm and drops an elbow down across his shoulder. Madison falls to the mat and Stank grabs the arm again and drops a leg across it. Madison rolls around on the mat grabbing his shoulder clearly in pain. In the Texpress corner, Myers is finally on his feet, blood pouring off his face and dripping onto his chest. He begins to stomp and encourage his partner and the crowd becomes UNGLUED! The crowd stomps so hard the building shakes, and roars so loud that Poe looks behind him.
Back in the ring, Stank pulls Madison up and Madison STUNS him with a chin breaker! Madison lunges across the ring and tries for the tag, but Stank catches his foot and pulls him back just inches from making the tag. The crowd is practically salivating now, and appear to be close to riot. Madison gets to his feet and hits Stank with an enzuguri, then turns and lunges again and MAKES THE TAG! The crowd comes absolutely unhinged. The roar of the crowd is actually deafening. A bloody Myers comes into the ring and ducks a punch from Stank and drops him with one of his own. Poe comes into the ring and tries a clothesline, but Myers ducks and reverses it, clotheslining Poe over the top rope to the floor. Myers waits, when Stank gets back to his feet, he BLASTS him on the chin with a super kick. Myers covers and the crowd counts along, one, two, NO! Stank rolls his shoulder and the crowd boos loudly. Myers motions for the TORTURE RACK! No way he can get Stank up is there? He grabs Stank and LIFTS HIM INTO THE TORTURE RACK! Once again the fans go completely batshit insane. They can sense the end! Weak from blood loss, and a match that has gone on for almost 45 minutes, Myers staggers back toward the ropes. On the outside, Selena hands Poe his kendo stick as Myers staggers toward the ropes, Poe BLASTS him across the knee! Myers knee buckles and he drops Stank to the mat.
Poe runs around the ring and pulls Madison off the apron and they fight it out. Inside the ring, Stank pulls a stunned Madison up and hits a STANK-U! Stank covers and gets the one, two, THREE! NEW CHAMPS!
WINNERS in 47:11 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Poe & Stank
The crowd nearly riots after this decision, and litters the ring with garbage. Poe covers up Selena, who has the tag titles, and they are escorted to the back by security. Once they are in the back, the crowd spots Madison and Myers in the ring, and the cheers start again. The fans roar TEX-PRESS, TEX-PRESS and Myers and Madison soak it up and show their appreciation. Finally they head to the back and are nearly mobbed by the fans. The ring crew works on cleaning up the mat and ringside getting us ready for our next match.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. SPIN HANSEN – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchThe OOWF Intercontinental champion comes out to the top of the ramp and consoles his former Run DEA mates. They share knuckle bumps of mutual admiration and Davin heads to the ring. Evidently he was not supposed to be the first one out (champions enter last dammit!) and the announcer looks a little confused, but finally announces him, and the crowd pops big for him, even though he is from Massachusetts. Spin and Evans are announced and they head to the ring, they also get nice reactions from the crowd. This is pretty much the polar opposite of the Firewoman – Folz match from earlier tonight. The referee takes the Intercontinental title and holds it in the air, then hands it off to Samantha Darling-Moreland to hold. This match is one fall, not elimination, the champion does not have to be pinned to lose his title. The bell rings, and we are underway.
Chris Evans is going to have to use his speed to keep away from the two big men. He waits in the corner while Spin and Moreland lock up. Moreland catches Spin with a knee to the gut, then drops a forearm down across his back. Moreland kicks Spin in the mouth sending him to his hands and knees. Davin runs toward the ropes, but when he rebounds, Evans charges out of his corner and leaps off of Spin’s back and blindsides Davin with a spinning leg lariat that sends Darling out of the ring. Spin gets to his feet and Evans darts behind him and rolls him up for a quick two count, but Spin powers out sending Evans to the ropes. One the rebound Evans tries to drop an elbow across Spin’s chest, but he moves out of the way. Evans spins up to his feet, as does Spin, and Spin LEVELS him with a clothesline. Spin pulls Evans up and sends him to the ropes and goes for another clothesline, but Evans ducks it, then dives between the ropes and NAILS Davin with a suicide dive that sends him into the guard rail. Evans gets back on his feet and slides into the ring.
Spin and Evans lock up and Spin bull rushes him into the corner. Spin lands several hard chops, then tries to whip Evans across the ring, but Evans reverses it. He charges in and tries a splash, but Spin catches him and swats him to the mat. Moreland climbs back on the apron and steps over the top rope and grabs Evans and pulls him to his feet, and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor. Spin runs out of the corner, right into a big boot from the champ.
Davin lifts Spin up and plants him on the mat with a side slam, and covers, but Spin kicks out at two. On the outside, Evans is just getting to his feet. Davin keeps an eye on Evans and pulls Spin up and rocks him with several European uppercuts, backing him to the ropes, then sends him across the ring and drops him with a shoulder block. Evans climbs to the apron, springs to the top rope and leaps at Davin, but Davin catches him, goozles him and DROPS him to the mat with a choke slam. Davin covers Evans, but Spin breaks it up at two.
Spin pulls Davin to his feet and tries a hip toss, but Davin blocks it and tries to reverse it, but Spin reverses it himself and takes Davin to the mat with a back slide for a two count. The big men are up, and Spin takes Davin to the mat with a double leg take down, and tries to put Davin in a sharpshooter, but Davin worms his way to the ropes, forces the break, and slides out of the ring. Spin challenges him to come back in, and from behind Evans KILLS him with a lung blower! Davin takes that opportunity to slide under the bottom rope and cover Spin, but Evans breaks it up at two.
Evans pulls Moreland up and runs him face first into the turnbuckle, then climbs to the second rope and gives him the TEN PUNCHES OF DOOM! Evans gets to nine when Spin grabs him from behind and holds him for a belly to back suplex. Davin climbs to the second rope and leaps and clotheslines Evans as Spin falls backward. Evans is dead. Spin tries to cover him, but Davin breaks it up at two, then Davin falls on the prone Evans and gets a two of his own before Spin breaks it up.
Spin and Davin both get to their feet and have an exchange of opinions that quickly leads to fists being thrown. It looks like a good old fashioned hockey fight between the two big men, throwing punches that would cave in a normal person’s skull. Evans pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and watches the two beasts trading blows. He climbs to the top rope and connects with a missile drop kick to the back of Davin’s head that sends Spin and Davin’s heads crashing together. Spin falls to the mat and grabs his face, we see blood start to trickle between his fingers. Evans rolls Davin up from behind and gets a two count, Davin kicks out bit Evans keeps hold of his legs and rolls him over in the ODE TO CANADA! Can he get Davin to tap? Davin refuses to tap out, and he uses his leg strength to push Evans off of him breaking the hold. Evans staggers toward Spin, Spin kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a power bomb! Spin folds Evans up, but Evans kicks out at two, then rolls out of the ring. The force of Evans kick out spins Spin around and sends him toward Davin, who is now on his feet. He grabs Spin and hits a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin covers, hooks the leg, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 20:04 – Davin Moreland
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Non-Title Sadistic Madness MatchThis will not be for the faint of heart. The basic premise behind this match is simple. There is only one rule, your opponent must be bleeding before you can pin them. Other than that, anything goes. “Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack comes out, carrying his barbed wire baseball bat and slowly makes his way to the ring. Moose slumps in the corner and ignores the boos of the crowd. Moose is staring intently into space, almost in a trance. “I Stand Alone” plays and Alexander Darling comes out and gets a huge ovation from the crowd. Conspicuous by her absence is Alexis Darling. Darling storms the ring and slides under the bottom ropes and charges at Moose, but Moose slips out of the ring.
Darling screams at him to come into the ring and fight, but Moose just smirks. Darling keeps challenging Moose and Moose slowly backs up the ramp, then turns around and heads to the back quickly. Darling realizes what’s up and gives chase. The camera follows Moose as he gets to the Alexander Darling locker room. Moose kicks the door open and we see Alexis Darling sitting there. She glares at Moose but doesn’t say a word. Moose starts toward her, but before he can do anything, Darling catches up with him and grabs him from behind spins him around and kicks him in the gut. Moose drops the barbed wire bat and Darling grabs it and cracks Moose upside the head, sending him crashing through a glass coffee table.
Darling pulls Moose to his feet, blood pouring off his arm, which has a nasty gash in it from the table, and slams him into the wall face first. Moose falls to the floor and Darling tears some of the barbed wire from the bat and rakes it across Moose’s forehead drawing more blood. Moose reaches up and gouges Darling’s eyes forcing him to break the hold, then gets to his feet and kicks Darling in the chest sending him over a chair to the floor. Moose turns around to find Lexie again, and she has a beer bottle. Moose smirks and picks up his barbed wire bat and closes in. Just when it looks like he is going to nail Lexie, he turns around and BLASTS Darling in the face with the bat, sending him to the floor. Moose glares at Alexis, then grabs Darling and pulls him out of the room into the hallway.
Moose lifts Darling and sets him up for a DDT on the concrete floor, but Darling back drops out of it, and Moose crashes to the floor. Darling looks around for a moment and finds a clangy pole. He brings it down several times on Moose’s arm and ribs. Moose grunts in pain, but Darling is not done. He pulls Moose up and throws him over a table into a pile of equipment. No silly sparks or anything, just Moose falling hard onto metal objects. Darling climbs up onto the table and gives Moose a few stomps for good measure, then picks up a piece of equipment and tries to throw it down onto Moose’s head, but Moose moves out of the way at the last second and flips the table that Darling is standing on.
Darling falls hard to the concrete and is momentarily stunned. Moose picks the table up and drops it down on top of Darling. Moose flips the table over and sets it up and grabs Darling for a ranhei on the table, but Darling blocks it and the two trade rights and lefts in a vicious fury of hate. Darling gets the better of it and Moose staggers away, toward catering. Darling grabs him from behind, but Moose grabs a half filled glass coffee pot, turns, and SMASHES it upside Darling’s head! Darling collapses in a heap, yelling in pain as hot coffee mixes with his blood. Darling is split wide open with a NASTY cut across the temple.
Moose picks up one of the shards of coffee pot and waits for Darling to stagger to his feet, then SLASHES at his chest with it. The glass leaves a long cut across Darling’s chest, which is now bleeding as well. Ok, so either man can be pinned now. Darling snarls with rage, then charges at Moose spearing him into the catering table sending the whole thing over. Darling grabs a fork and proceeds to go Abdullah the Butcher on Moose, jamming the fork into his head repeatedly, drawing even more blood. Darling grabs Moose and throws him through the curtain back onto the stage and the crowd pops to have them back.
Darling turns to the OOTron and grabs one of the light tubes from the display (some sparks there) and waits for Moose to get to his feet, then SLAMS it upside his head. The glass shatters and Moose falls back to the metal. More blood. Moose grinds his knuckles into the shattered glass, because he is insane, and waits for Darling to come in, and catches him with a punch to the gut that leaves a nice little cut. Darling doubles over and Moose catches him with an uppercut, bloodying Darling’s face, and his hand some more. Darling falls to the floor and Moose grabs his head and grinds it into the glass. The crowd actually looks a little disturbed at this point.
Moose drags Darling to the edge of the stage and leaves him lying there with his head hanging off. Moose hops off the stage and grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on the back of Darling’s head! He falls head first off the stage, thankfully landing on his back. So, instead of a broken neck, he merely has a concussion. Moose pulls Darling to his feet and they fight their way over the guard rail and back to ringside. Moose gets to his feet and Darling charges and hits him with a clothesline sending Moose right back to the mat. Darling walks around the ring and grabs a table and slides it under the ropes, then grabs the obligatory can o’plunder and throws that into the ring as well. Darling grabs a second can and rummages through it and pulls out a cheese grater. Of course it is a cheese grater. He walks back to Moose and grabs his hair and tilts his head back and runs it across his forehead several times. Moose howls as more blood runs down his face. Darling slams the shredder into his head, then drops several elbows down across Jack’s head and finally rolls him into the ring.
Darling follows him and lifts him up, kicks him low and hits a TIGER DRIVER onto the garbage can. Darling covers Moose, but Moose kicks out at two. Darling drags Moose over to the ladder and opens the legs and closes one side across Moose’s throat. Alexander climbs to the second rope and leaps off, trying for a senton splash, but Moose rolls out of the way just in time, and Darling eats ladder. Moose pulls himself up using the ropes then grabs a chain from the pile of plunder and wraps it around Darling’s head and pulls back. The chain digs into Darling’s flesh and he howls in pain. Moose lets go of the chain and stomps the back of Darling’s head driving his face into the mat. Moose grabs a chair and brings it down across the back of Darling’s head, then slams it down on the mat, pulls Darling to his feet and PILEDRIVES him on the steel chair! Moose falls across Darling and covers, but Alex kicks out at two.
Moose struggles to his feet and sets up the ladder, then slides out of the ring and looks under the ring and comes out with a barbed wire wrapped chair. Moose climbs the ladder and tries a TOP OF THE LADDER ARABIAN FACEBUSTER but Darling moves out of the way! The barbs tear into Jack’s flesh and he writhes in pain. Darling pulls himself up, his face looking a lot like a gunshot victim. Darling glares down at Moose who is trying to pull the barbed wire from his leg. Darling charges across the ring and repeatedly stomps Moose’s leg driving the barbs even deeper into his flesh. Moose snarls in pain as Darling drags him to the middle of the ring. Darling grapevines Moose’s legs and traps him in the DARLING MONEY CLIP! Moose howls in pain and Darling screams for Moose to submit or he will break his leg. Moose refuses to give up. Getting to the ropes will do no good, there is nothing short of submission that will cause the referee to stop the match. Moose reaches out and pulls something out of the pile o’plunder. The camera pans around and we see it is what appears to be a metal spike. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put THAT in there? Moose reaches back and JAMS it into Darling’s leg, right in the calf! Darling immediately breaks the hold and grabs his leg, howling in pain.
Both men are down, and a gruesome bloody mess. This match just passed the thirty minute mark, and both men show it. Weak from blood loss, neither man is moving very fast. Darling gets up first and sets the table up. He then pulls a kendo stick out of the pile o’plunder and wails on Moose, who has pulled himself to the corner and is trying to pull the barbed wire from his leg. Darling breaks the kendo stick over Moose’s face, then pulls him up and sets him on the top rope. Darling grabs a can of lighter fluid from the pile and squirts it on the table, then lights it up. The table goes up in a blaze of fire, and Darling climbs to the top rope, hooks Moose and hits a TOP ROPE DEAL BREAKER THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE!!
OH
MY
GOD!
Moose does not move, and Darling writhes in pain, grabbing his lower back. A ringside official puts the burning table out with a fire extinguisher then leaves the ring. Moose seriously might be dead, the referee steps in and checks to make sure. Darling drags himself across the ring and drapes his arm over Moose’s chest, one, two, thre…..NO! Oh dear god it continues! Moose’s eyes are glassy and he is still not moving much. Darling is dragging himself to the ropes, and slowly pulls himself up. Darling can barely stand. He limps over to Moose and pulls him to his feet. Darling hooks Moose for a choke slam, but Moose rakes the fist with glass embedded in it across Darling’s eyes! Darling yells in pain and staggers, Moose, who can barely hold himself up, grabs Darling and hits a HEARTPUNCH. Darling sinks to his knees, then falls to the mat. Moose takes a few steps, then collapses to his knees as well. Moose grabs the barbed wire baseball bat and starts tearing the barbed wire off. He slowly crawls over to Darling and wraps the barbed wire around his head and locks him in the ji-endo! Moose pulls back as hard as he can, but he is a gory mess as much as Darling is. Darling snarls with pain, but he will not give up, no matter how much the barbed wire is tearing at his face.
Alexis Darling runs to the ring and steps between the ropes and picks up a piece of the broken, burned table and slams it across Moose’s back. Moose falls to the mat and Alexis backs up and glares at Moose in a rage. She lets Moose get to his feet and then charges and tries a shot to the head, but Moose blocks it, and SLAMS her in the face with a headbutt. Alexis stumbles back into the corner and falls to the mat holding her face. Moose reaches into his pocket and pulls out what looks like a Crown Royal bag. Moose opens it and dumps out thousands of silver thumbtacks! He grabs Alexis and goozles her and CHOKESLAMS HER ONTO THE TACKS! From across the ring, Darling sees what just happened to his sister, and screams in rage. Alexis howls in agony as thousands of thumbtacks stick in her flesh. She rolls out of the ring to the floor. Moose turns around and Darling nearly cuts him in half with a spear, then hammers at his face. Moose stops fighting back and Darling gets to his feet. He pulls Moose to his feet and throws him into the ladder. Darling gets to his feet and sees officials treating Alexis on the outside, then slips out of the ring and reaches under the apron and pulls out his SLEDGEHAMMER! Darling drags himself back into the ring and stalks Moose. Moose is on his hands and knees crawling across the ring. Darling raises the sledgehammer to bring it down on the back of Moose’s head. Just before he brings it down, Moose rolls over and SQUIRTS LIGHTER FLUID INTO DARLINGS FACE!!! Darling drops the sledgehammer and stumbles in pain. Moose gets to his feet and pulls something from another pocket. Darling turns around and MOOSE THROWS A FIREBALL AT DARLING! Darling’s head goes up in flames, and officials quickly roll into the ring and smothers the flames with a towel. Moose shoves them aside and drops an elbow across Darling and covers, there referee senses Darling is in trouble and gives a rather fast three count. This one is mercifully over.
WINNER in 36:11 – Moosehead Jack
Moose can’t exactly savor his victory, he collapses to the mat. Alexis crawls into the ring to check on her brother, and they are already working on getting him onto a stretcher to carry to the back. Another group comes in and loads Moose onto a stretcher and carries him to the back. The camera pans to the blood and carnage in the ring and we fade to black.
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